An edition so bad it's good.Old horse: >>12617855
Coming back after a long hiatus.Thank Allah the fucking tulpa shit is gone at last.
>>12623116>that pictureEvery time
is it bad if i sometimes search my name in these threads even though ive only posted here once every 3 months or so since /mlp/just to make sure nobody is shitposting about meyou'll never guess who i am suckers
>>12623148What happened to Tulpa General?
>>12623143don't lie to us
>>12623173Go away Jesus.
>>12623143that's quite the conundrum
>>12623173Kill yourself Blazang
>>12623154Would you call big mac's booty late at night?
I'd probably a Zecoranot gonna lie here
>>12623177I don't care as long as it's gone.
>>12623218who wouldn't a zecora
>>12623195That person really needs to learn how to draw pony snouts.
>>12623195I'm surprised she put up that flyer, she's probably a giant cunt to her students
>>12623177purged in the great scrufffening
http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac5a0107e7e207dad182ed4e70ced8c6/tumblr_mq9x07fYT51rsz6rgo1_1280.png
>>12623173Probably Kraut
>>12623179Dotkwa, you're tearing me apart!>>12623186She'll figure it out and learn a valuable lesson, I'm sure.
>>12623236I think his style is charming and cuteIt kinda reminds me of really really old cartoons
>>12623246Thats a very unattractive style.
it doesnt matter how bad it is it will stay bad
>>12623184>>12623188>>12623248nope on all counts
>>12623191Scrubbles pleaseYou're making me shed a tear
>>12623177They were all given a complementary jacket and sent to the padded room.
>>12623267Everything else is okay. I just hate those stupid yoshi snouts.
>>12623245Huh. Well, good on you Scruffy. Good on you.
>>12623236I think his snouts make his pics a lot cuter.
>>12623276Get stuffed, Anon.
>>12623177>>12623232>>12623245They're in the bat pony threadI'm not kidding
>>12623311wow rude
http://imgur.com/MEDoV8GMade it a bit larger
There are like nine people on mlpg.co who have not added me and likely others to their 3DS friend lists. Both partners must input each other's friend codes in order for it to work. Please make sure you have added everyone who has added you.
>>12623246if you have sex with an alicorn you become an alicorn
>yfw she dies in episode 2
>>12623321Are they making bat pony tulpas? Oh god, I bet they are making VAMPIRE bat pony tulpas. Disgusting.
>>12623340Still looks kinda small, to be honestHe's a really big dog
>>12623321they left
>>12623361yes
>>12623297Unfortunatelt the great scruffening also hurt the board as a wholenow the shitposting is worse than ever
>>12623340i like the BG for some reason>>12623321really?
>>12623340It needs to be atleast as long as Trixie and as wide as three of her legs.
>>12623340Talk about guarding the Gape of Tartarus
>>12623383Scruffening only happened because of Lauren and the shitposters are only here from a ton of different sites because of Lauren
>>12623191>And as the days went by, Pinkie started to become a little weaker, more tired.>Some times she'd have a visitor, but she wouldn't wake up when they were there and the nurse told them to leave and let her rest>Outside the snow was coming on heavy this year. So much so that too much was dropped at once and the power went out in the hospital>Rainbow Dash arrived seconds later and stayed with Pinkie Pie all night until the power came back on, but Pinkie didn't wake up until after >A few more days, a few more parties and a few more visitors later, Pinkie didn't look at all well. Her pink color was drained, her hair was brittle and she became very very thin. Eating too much of anything just made her feel more sick>The doctor call all of Pinkie's closest friends to come over. He said that they should say good bye.
>>12623360then we'll just have to get her back
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon TF2: NEW SOUNDS EDITIONUNFAPPLESEGGS
>>12623358Like some sort of sparkling, magical STD?
>>12623406We did it! We saved her!
>>12623408you're doing it to usgreat...
Imagine all the horse vaginas everywhere. How long could you hold out?
>>12623417Oh great. More spam. More reason to not play on that beyond awful server.
>>12623406pics or it didn't happen
>>12623408Good thing ponk is the worst pone
>standard mammalian reproduction
>>12623450indefinatelyHorses are not sexy, and neither are ponies.
b-but muh destiny is not pretty!
>>12623340who is the one talking?
>>12623450forever
>>12623450what kind of sick question is that?
>>12623360>>12623414i just finished watching fmab a few hours agosuch a great series
>>12623450Until I was dating a mare and she wanted to go to the next step.
>>12623404Nah, that just happened to coincide with moot actually telling the janitors to do their jobs.
>>12623450I couldn't
>>12623367Not all dicks are proportionate to the specie.
>>12623450I'd always be looking down on them and their tails would do a pretty good job of covering their ponyparts. Besides:>not having total control over your wienerKeep it in your pants, faggot.
>>12623344That reminds me.I have about 30 dollars on my 3DS (from the SMT/FE promotion) and I have no idea what to buy. WHat does MLPG usually play more? I'm between getting AC or MK7. Thought about Dream Team, Dark Moon or DKCR 3D, but I'm already playing SMT4 and don't want to increase my backlog too much (though the possibility of me finding MH3U for 10 bucks might screw over my plans for a while)
>>12623482I watched the original, loved it. At what point does the continuity for brotherhood diverge? Which episode in each series?
>>12623453You can turn off your saysounds.
>>12623450ForeverI could do a pon and even be in a relationship with a pon but it's not something I'd ever seek out.No hands makes everything less attractive, you know?
>>12623367>>12623395Anything bigger might reach her lungs.>>12623399Trix is not known for swimming in dosh so payments comes in other way>>12623471Trix
Imagine all the horse penises everywhere. How long could you hold out?
THERE IS A PHANTOM PONY RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
>>12623553Hey, the homo club is down the street.
>>12623555Hi.
>>126235533 minutes or less that depends on my clothes
>>12623553>>>/fit/
>>12623565i wanna hug ghost pone
>>12623450Without a stallion body, libido, and mind, I think I'd be able to hold out for awhile
>>12623543>might reach her lungsu n f
>>12623506
Imagine all those pinkie pies everywhere. How long can you hold out without getting slapped by their futa mare cocks?What do?
>>12623520Animal Crossing is an easygoing game that just takes anywhere from ten minutes to an hour out of your day, depending on if you let yourself get hooked. I'd like more friends to get turnips and exchange furniture with anyway.
>>12623583Forever because Pinkie doesn't have a cock
Imagine all the pony donuts everywhere. How long could you hold out?
>>12623527I'd say that brotherhood is actually almost entirely different from the original, if you plan on watching it start from the beginning, it's supposed to follow the manga exactly as well
b-but muh weather patterns!
>>12623581>you will never knot the blue whale
Gayfags will leave any time...
>>12623581
>>12623594I know what AC is about (I had WW for ages), but I was wondering what MLPG played the most on 3DS. I think we should do a MLPG MK Community, if we have enough people of course.
>>12623583Post full picture please.
Why does she even have the spoon
>>12623581since when is 42 inches a foot and a half?
>>12623581>you will never blow a whale
>>12623623>nigga u in 8th grade
>>12623499Wrong!it happened because some anon made a thread joking about how he almost got fired, but was saved due to Scruffy deleting an r34 thread. That's where the "quirky behavior at work" "would this threaten your job" sticky came from. The thread was deleted right before the sticky went up
>>12623619>>12623658hot skitty on wailord action
>>12623581>four feet
Why is mlpg.co so slow?Why do we keep renewing this thread in /mlp/?[spolier]>we will never go back to /co/[/spoiler]
>>12623641Well, I think we have more ACNL going on these days.
>>12623581>tapyrJesus christ>>12623576it has to fit inside pone you know
>>12623672>This fail
HEY RAINBOW DASH
>>12623641I've really never seen us talk about it.When Mario Kart 7 released the 3DS was largely irrelevant, so I'm not sure how many people have it.
How many of you are straight but would go gay if you were a pony?
>>12623635Out of the whole animal kingdom, human dicks are among the few that have evolved to give pleasure first and do everything else (like removing competing sperm) second. It's because men that gave women more orgasms formed more resilient bonds with their wives and had more children.Our dicks are awesome.
>>12623685>it has to fit inside pone you knowpony is very stretychy
>>12623581Corkscrew duck penis
>>12623691>fail
>>12623672as far as i can tell, the sub is really only used for quests, when 4chan goes down, and some people use it for arting
>>12623703Well I would want to be a female pony, so its almost the same.
>>12623581>an elephant penis is taller than meThat's the part of this image that makes me feel inadequate.
>>12623456i just got her today.it's the flash drive.
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>12623672Because this thread is too shitty for the sub, which is used for actual contentif /mlp/ vanishes we'll probably split between mlpchan and the sub
>>12623703If I were a mare I would be a lesbian I guess.
>>12623711What?
>>12623697Well MK7 and 3D Land were what helped revive the 3DS.
I would
>>12623736too many
>>12623574>Ghost pony anon's ghost will never come back to him
>>12623581>20 inches of tapir
>>12623731More pictures my friend, please.
>>12623691>failwhat decade are you shitposting in?
>>12623756>chest boobs
>>12623756I would also.
>>12623756>chestboobsWhat a strange fetish.
>>12623765it's coming.phone is being dumb shit
>>12623685Pony is stretchyWatch as The Great and Powerful Trixie makes this entire shaft, knot included, disappear!
>>12623763>you will never fuck Misty in the lungs
>stick ponis in pone>pone screams in pain>starts bleeding marshmallow>ponis is too big for pones>this was a terrible idea>try blowjob instead>pone can't fit ponis in mouth>can barely reach with its tongue>pone is too little for ponis>ponis is only 4" long
>>12623756This is really dumb
>>12623768Fail never lost its meaning
>>126237364.3 Pinkies.
>>12623692...what?
>>12623786Which ponies can take the knot?
>>12623763The hypnosis relaxes her enough to take it without screamingShe still bleeds internally though
>>12623797It's a good thing I only have a 2" dick thenequestria here i come
>>12623804i bet you also still post things like "toasting in an epic bread" or things like that.
>>12623756Still the prettiest mare.
>>12623790Fun fact, if you get full on anesthetic from a dentist, for like two hours afterwards you will have no gag reflex whatsoever.
>>12623806>dash's worried hips
>>1262373665
>>12623763Sparrow drew a series about thatIt was pretty good
>>12623810
>>126237366 million
>>12623806
>>12623786>>12623706>>12623810http://i.imgur.com/EflAiTx.jpgWatch as The Great and Powerful Trixie makes this entire shaft, knot included, disappear!
>>12623853>sparrowhah. that's a name i haven't heard in a while.is he still drawing?
>>12623860>you will never fuck diamond dog cosplay Rarity
>>12623844not really
>>12623847If you squeeze your left thumb in a fist it goes away.
>>12623891Tried it, not true.
>>12623883Would you make her where a collar and only respond to "doggy"
>>12623867>*Hah* I'd like to see T-Twilight Sparkle do this!
>>12623867lemon you so lewd
>>12623879Was he a guy who posted(posts[?]) on Hentai Foundry?
>>12623903Only if she wanted me to.
>>12623867whoa
>>12623917she doesn'tbut that's what she wants
>>12623901Works for me, but maybe it only works if you believe it.
Guys, I'm crying right now.Just looking at her makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with the worst pony. I've lost interest in all other ponies besides her.She really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew my deep profound love. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>12623916Yeah. He draws futa anthros with huge dicks and tons of jizz. Your average furry artist.
>>12623917
>A few more parties, a few more firneds and a few more days later, the doctor called everyone to come and say good bye>by now Pinkie could harly life her own head up from the pillow, but she still tried to cheer her friends up who certainly looked like they needed it>she tried to sing a song, but she no longer had the breath in her for it and ended up caughing a lot>When she cughed up some flecks of blood some of her friends left to get the doctor>"Are my mom and dad here yet?" Pinkie asked, trying to look around, but unable to see very well. "My sisters?">"Im sorry Pinkie, but the weather has held them up. "Applejack said somberly. "They should be here by tomorrow.">That made Pinkie smile, but more coughing made it go away and the machines she was hooked up to made angry sounds.>"D-dash? Dashy, are you there?" Pinkie said, her hoof groping weakly in the air>"I'm here Pinkie!" Dash said by here side. She never left. >"Heh. I need to tell you something. Something important.">"Pinkie....what is it?">"Come closer.">Dash leaned in close to Pinkie Pie>"Closer.">A little more>"Closer.">Dash had her ear to Pinkie's mouth>"Hey Dash, what's the sound of one hoof clapping?">"I...I don't know.">Pinkie Pie then farted>The end
>>12623867Trixie is performing the magic of friendship.
>>12623931miles pls go back to /g/
>>12623930That's some fairy dust shit nigga.
>>12623931
>>12623866Pinkie, for the last time, I'M NOT GAY!
>>12623971
>>12623947>pinkie pie fartedHoly unf
>>12623947You ruined it
Hey guys /g/ made an email domain perfect for us.http://horsefucker.org/register/
>>12623947Yeah, and then what?
>>12623988
>>12623970This image is true.
>>12624009I'm not trusting that.
>>12624023
>>12624009i bet it's a honeypot
>>12623970But princess, how do I know the difference when I'm feeling infatuation or real love?
>accidentally typing horsefucking.com instead of .co
>>12624049I don't know what that it, but it sounds bad.
>>12623971Ooh, a challenge!
>>12623905>>12623948>>12623919U.. unf>>12623908At times I amWhat to draw next?
>>12624015
>>12624059>not just typing mlpg.coMarker, you baka.
>>12624059Just use mlpg.co it's faster.
>>12624070Invisible pony.
>>12624059>accidentally
>>12623931>>12623970Truetalk, feeling this for anybody sucks.Especially when you realize they didn't deserve it and you were a complete retard for not considering her feelings.
>>12624070I'm not a fan of dog dongs, but I bet with that knot in Trixie that she's not going anywhere. Maybe some cuddles and talking?
>>12624009This is malware.
>>12624063Pinkie Pie is the gayest ponyjust look how happy she is
>>12624079Pinkie is nasty.
>>12624120very gay indeedpank is not for sad
>>12624120You can do better than that Scrubbles.
>>12624138I don't know, he did your mom so his standards are pretty low.
>>12624112What's it do?
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon NEW SAYSOUNDSAPPLEHATS
>>12624127I just realized I can't accurately picture how a pony walks or runs in my imagination. Their legs always fuck up.
>>12624109Will do that.
>>12624172Can't access the site. My anti virus is warning me it's malware.
thumbs up
>>12624047For future use.
>>12624161OOOOHHHH
>>12624161Wow.
>>12624184http://mlpg.co/art/src/1346019062520.gifhttp://mlpg.co/art/src/1346019075065.gifhttp://mlpg.co/art/src/1346019095221.gif
>>12624211Good thing I have an imouto and not a waifu.
Any good fapfic to fap to?
>>12624247I don't know what that means.
>>12624221wat
>>12624248
>>12624240Thanks. I'll just stare at these gifs until the motions are burned into my memory.
>>12623860I find this picture extremely adorable for some reason.
>>12624247muh nigga
>>12624247but do you have a tulpa?
>>12624260Imagine having a waifu. Now instead of them being your waifu, they're your little sister.
>>12624280Tulpa's don't actually work. Its just a bunch of people roleplaying.
>>12624247sweetie is my ponimouto
>tear door off fridge>grab tabasco>pour it all over my dick>smash the bottle on the floor>IT'S TIME TO SPICE UP THE NIGHT
>>12624271It is pretty cute
>>12624221>fight scenes in movies dot gif
>>12624304Damn straight.
>>12624298Oh so its like a pedophile's version of a waifu.
>>12624300>not waifuing your ponimouto
B-but muh magic will not last forever!
>>12624336With incest.
>>12624336pretty much, except you're not supposed to sexually them.
>>12624298sister complexes are odd
>>12624342but sweetie is not for sexual
SOMEONE PAID 0R0 TO DRAW HIS RABBIT WITH MARKER PONY TO MAKE US ANGRYhttp://crackervolley.tumblr.com/post/57465644920/dfd-stream-sketchmissions-stream-read-theITS WORKING
>>12624386urgh, im so mad
>lemonpuffs dickunf
>>12624378Is she for teasing?
>>12624221I don't understand what's going on here
>>12624386I don't think anyone really cares all that much. If anything, more Marker Pone is good.
>>12624364> you're not supposed to sexually them.
>>12624386Probably the same guy that bought the ad
>>12624386Where?
>>12624378She wants to sexual you.
>>12624404http://www.youtube.com/user/HowToBasic
>>12624386ANON ANGRYANON BECOME GREENER AND SMASH!
>>12624386stop trying to trick people into looking at his stream
>>12623765here it is.
>>12624427>"Rarity says I'll know who is my special somepony because my girly parts get all tingly and that happens when I'm next to you Anon."
>>12624427Only in good fun. I'm sure she would expect you to control yourself.
>>12624386Um.Okay.
>>12624427well too bad, no sexual for heruntil she's older
>>12624386Stop rusing me Anon. There is no Marker there are all.
>>12624479But ponies reach sexual maturity long before they're physically matureEveryone is going to think you're weird
B-but he taught me how to fly a kite
>>12624462If it's trademarked should there not be a filling for it somewhere? Anyone want to go digging and see who TM'ed it?
>>12624506BEST FRIEND FOREVER
>>12624262I don't understand.Anything?
>>12624502Humans reach sexual maturity before physical maturity too anon.I still don't want to fuck 12 year old girls.
>>12624521B-but we never had a single fight!
>>12624506well then, you cant just lose him to some princessyou must become a princess yourself and reclaim him
>>12624386>Marker pony getting drawn>Zero fucks given>Go to stream>Bobs burgers playingSo fucking mad.
>>12624462Thanks, mate.
>>12624463That's because you're standing in front of a fan Sweetie.>So the fan is my special somepony?
>>12624479But AnonShe's curious right now
>>12624386If it was sexual in nature, I might be a bit bemused and confizzled, but then I'd get over it. If not, well, that's just another picture of Marker pony.
>>12624598NO GO AWAY THIS IS SWEETIE TIME
>>12624574Oh for fu--... Yes Sweetie, The fan is your special somepony.
>>12624588Politely explain to her no sexual till she's older.
>>12624588Tell her to ask he parents or Rarity about it then.
>>12624598get out of here or sweetie will burn yo shit, rumble
>>12624598why is that gif so damn long, yet all he does is fly in place?It's pointless.
I don't think I could ever sexually Sweetie.
>>12624627Don't swear in front of the filly. She'll start repeating it and then she'll be on drugs exchanging hornjobs for bits to buy herbs from Zecora.
>>12624612>>12624642Ccan't we have both?
>>12624641>"You seem like a nice person, sure you can sex my daughter!"
>>12624589Either way there's a good chance the rabbit's being shopped out
>>12624669Then it's a good thing I stopped myself, eh?
>>12624598Go away SweetiexButtons in the new it
huffing horseballs
What if colt x anon
>>12624707>musky>pendulous>swollen
>>12624697I'd rather RubmlexButton
>>12624686But you didn't you let two letters go. You crossed the line that shouldn't be crossed but you crossed it anyway, you filthy line-crosser.
B-but why do i have to have a raging erection!?ah'm nawt even a boy!you will never suck Michelle Creber's Whybonerhttps://static1.e621.net/data/sample/8b/f7/8bf77da6a8583d63e060cddcea6e68bb.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS3ZxOtTD5A
>Rumble x Sweetie Belle>RumbleBelle>RumBelle
>>12624707Something something Acid
>>12624680
>>12624707>>12624720so does anybody actually write any stallion x anon fics or do you all just hope
>>12624741>Fleetfoot x Big Mac>Fleetfootmac>Big Foot
>>12624723
>>12624683Ma'am, your daughter is a little girl. I am a grown man.These things can wait.
>>12624745I can't believe she's a canon pyromaniac now
>>12624789It's great because fire is great.
How can they make Flash Sentry better?
>>12624758There's a fewLots of greentext junk too, which is fun
>>12624789let's just say that girl is really really special
>>12624508i can't find shit.of course i don't really know how to do a legal search, but my google can't find anything.maybe it's being processed or some shit.of course i don't really know.if they do patent it they can make the word mean whatever they want it to mean. like Daffy.
>>12624804By getting rid of him
>>12624768Man, that anime makes me feel awkward. I've played too many VNs and written too much smut to not feel weird when he does his thing in the show.
>>12624804The same way they can have Babs Seed episodes in S4.
>>12624804His design looks stupid, and with that first impression I think he's a lost cause
>>12624829I don't even know what it is.
>>12624789she's pretty hardcore
>>12624240>>12624269I swear, the pace they're walking at makes me think of this song every time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HReha7SsnZw
>>12624819How many jiggabats can Derpy store in her head.
>>12624804Make him a cute dork I guess.
>>12624862so shining armor?
>>12624783>"Now I don't know how you humans do things, but we ponies are pretty open about this sort of thing don'tcha know. My little Sweetie is growing up and you seem like a nice enough man to teach her, and besides, I don't have to worry about you putting a bun in her oven like with Rarity. I'll tell ya, my husband was not happy kicking that baby out of her."
>>12624862>Make him a cute dork I guessThere's too many of those already
http://youtu.be/3qZnytjfs-kIf it hasn't been posted here yet.
>>12624860only 8.not very good.still better than the cocacola one i got 10 years ago that had 250mb or some shit.
>>12624882that escalated quickly
>>12624868>it was shining surfer with a spray on tan the whole time
>>12624804
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon NEW SAYSOUNDS COME HAT
>>12624627>pendulous>you will never visit a stallion psychiatrist's office>he will never suggest hypnotherapy for your stress issues>he will never position himself over your face and tell you to take a deep breathe through your nose>"Now just relax and follow them with your eyes..."
>Visits mlpg.co>Goes to vote for best pony (cum inside edition) >votes 800 timesguess who i want to cum inside the most?
>>12624868Fanon doesn't count.
>>12624908dem wings
>>12624882I'm sorry, but I think I left my laundry on fire.
What if horsefucking was hereditary? Would you make horsefucking fun for the whole family?
>>12624957I love how Big Mac both doesn't care about mares and is scared of them.
>>12624892>brony can't take a jokeFigures.
>>12624908Her horn must be poking into some really sensitive areas
>>12624982>THE ARISTOCRATS
>>12624986he is a homosexualplus he is always around women.
>>12624934Your waifu.
>>12624882>Ponies are considered of legal age of consent when they enter their first heat>Sweetie's just came early is all. It happens.
>>12624988Probably tastes like Rainbow Dash.
>>12624934
>>12624957That is one fucking adorable expression she has on.
>>12624959sweetie can help, she loves fires
>>12624995I'd never thought Dusty Kat would physically assault someone on video.
>>12624892I don't get it.What did they drop on the ground and why did he get pissed off?
>>12625006Yeah, but he is either oblivious and when it's made apparent he betas out.
>>12625006>he is one of the last male Apples>tremendous pressure from Granny Smith to settle down and make some new Apples
>>12625016Dash is a jerk.
>>12624988Always knew Fluttershy was an expert at speaking in tuna
>Flutterdash shippers
>>12625016how did you know?
>>12625016
>>12624683>Pick up a Sweetie>Hold her nose to nose with you, turning your head and peering appraisingly at her.>Boop her on the nose>Put a hand on top of her head and gently sway her from side to side>Poke her tummy with a finger, getting a little giggle from her.>"Yes, Sweetie Belle, you most certainly are a filly!"
>>12625040Spaghetti.
>>12625040Spaghetti
>>12625040Spaghetti and a meatball.
>>12625056>I'm a hardcore Squigglekicker shipper
>>12625006>man on a mission>homosexualpls project elsewhere
>>12625040the guy in the back was trying to throw a piece of cake at the brony for the picture but he missed
I just love the idea of Pipsqueak having a little colt crush on Soarin
>>12625075Dash will never forcefully come inside you.
>>12625085>>12625099>>12625100Okaaaaay. Now why did it piss him off so much?
>>12625035Looks like Sweetie Belle experienced her first heatAnd Twilight and Rarity experienced it with her
>>12625034She is a very cute wonderbolt.
>>12625006>Guy has other things to worry about than candyvag (which is increasingly easy to get as he gets older)>Lol must be gayHe's got a duty to his family, not his problem if you have fucked up priorities
>>12625130Autism.
>>12625130He's literally a sperger. The dude has been fursuiting since the 80s.>but hes so many has a mustache xD
>>12625126
>>12625130Because he's an oversensitive brony. There are reasons why places like ponychan are huge hugboxes.
>>12625158>>12625154Man, so much childish rage this weekend.
>>12625056I was in that thread. Good times. Good ships.
>>12625175Bronies are infamous for childish ragePassive aggressive ponyfag master race
>>12625153>implying that was the only instance.
>>12625126Give her a key to the backdoor once, and she'll just run with it.
>>12625175>mfw I had a front row seat for Tinker's meltdown in the vendor registration line
>>12624892Who the fuck is dustykat? Why does he think he's a tough guy? He's a fatass with a mustache.
>>12625219The fuck happen there?
>>12625219I have not heard about this. Explain.
>>12625220He gets show staff to come to his parties, so he's important enough.
>>12625219>Tinker's meltdownI haven't been keeping up with bronecon, can someone give me a summary of all the autismI already know about the official panel stuff.
>>12624892You know the best part about this? Since he actually put hands on that other guy, that counts as assault.
>>12625238>>12625219Tinker had 2 meltdwons I think. One at the line and one at vendor door.
>>12625126>tfw you will never be the mother to dash's children like xieril
>>12624988yes, suck my cod while i finger your bass
>>12625191Dash/Flutters S4 ep when?
>>12625083>sexingOh I get it.
>>12625257>see tinker throwing a shitfit>Yell "It's got a gun!">Tackle it>Beat the shit out of it>Claim self defense
>>12625285Unfortunately this is in Boston, not Florida.
>>12625285Do it in Florida and you can straight up murder it.
>>12625219absolutely fab
>>12625271S4, obviously.Seriously though, when? I want one.
>>12625311But it's not black or muslim.hahaha america
>>12625308>>12625311Ice cold.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE
>>12625285God bless America.
>>12625254>assaulthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu_cYrDFU18
>>12625246>>12625238>>12625236TL;DR Tinker came charging into the Key Ballroom at the Hilton where they had the pre-registration for the convention on Thursday, went right up to the desk past the people in the line, and flipped the fuck out at one of the staffers there because no one had basically personally hand-delivered their badge to them.The whole exchange was basically "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BADGE DO YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM I'M PURPLE FUCKING TINKER I CREATED THIS FUCKING CONVENTION GIVE ME MY FUCKING BADGE," and then "I'M NOT A SIR!" in increasing volume when the staffer addressed Tinker with a male gender pronoun.
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>>12625357>have sex with girl>afterwards she calls rape>nothing you can do to disprove it
>>12625056sol pls
>>12625366TOPFUCKINGLEL
>>12625366Oh good lord. Why do things like that always have to create a huge scene about everything?
unlimited sexuals, or unlimited cuddles with pone?
>>12625381>shoot her>claim self defense
>>12625366That is just fantastic.
>>12625366>I'M NOT A SIR!Comedy Gouda
>>12625411Unlimited cuddles with pone.
>>12625366HA.
>>12625381>Move to europe>don't speak arabic>ask an arab man to repeat something in english>executed for hate speech>reincarnate in china>second born son>flushed down a toilet
>>12625366>Knowing full well who tinker is.Sir, sir I'm going to need you to calm do-SIR I need you to calm down. Sir, just take the badge and, yes sir we'll make sure SIR. SIR.
>>12625366http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gog-BR_bqsg
>12625366HAHAHA
>>12625423eccleston pls
>>12625366Glorious.
>>12625366And this is apparently what went down in the vendor hall that I had no idea about: http://keikoandgilly.tumblr.com/post/57110962834/i-also-met-this-bundle-of-sunshine-as-well-the
>>12625366>"I'M NOT A SIR!" in increasing volume when the staffer addressed Tinker with a male gender pronoun.
>>12625411Unlimited cuddles, I can cuddle for a lifetime but sexuals only last 20 minutes with 10 minute breaks between for a max of like 5 times a day before things get raw and chafed.
>>12625411Cuddles.Going for the cuddles.
>>12625359Rainbow is looking a little darker than usual...maybe it's just me.I like the concept, though.
>>12625381>W-what? you weren't enjoying that!?>I was, until i started not enjoying it!Happens all the time.I'm having sex with a girl, and she taps my shoulder mid-coitus and says "excuse me, but you're raping me"
>>12625359I mean if you just remove the disgusting humans and the dialogue, that's a cute picture
>>12625452kekest top
>>12625411but cuddles are a part of sex celestia 1 - atheists 0
would you the horse or troxie?
>>12625452Lel>mfw i never new that was PT's OC:ohgodwhy:
>>12625381same as canada, sweden, france, italy, and various other smelly countries.
Why doesn't pone have a human yet?
>>12625487Hate it when that happens, I usually have to get out my privilege checker and test it right there mid rape.
>>12625502Trixie of course, even though her legs are too skniny.
>>12625411Can I cuddle during sex?
>>12625424>>12625366I was a doorman at EQLA 2012 when I addressed PT as a "he" and didn't see the VIP part of his badge (it was flipped).Gave me a dirty look but nothing happened. Later heard the con organizers (mostly veteran Anime Expo on other con staff) really put pressure on him to not act up. The bigger rumor was they threatened to ban him at all cons on the west coast if he tried anything.
>>12625507What's PT's OC?
>>12625411cuddle cuddle cuddle
Pony is trying to trick you into touching her lewd parts. How long do you last?
>>12625487I really hope you are joking.I think I should just be gay.
>>12625516Pone doesn't want a human. None of them do.
>>12625544forever
>>12625502Troxie
>>12625528>too skinnynigga wat
>>12625519"oh, will you like at that, you're right. I'll alert the authorites post-haste."
>>12625554Shut up
>>12625366For a person who was so concerned with keeping Bronycon G-Rated, to the point of actually trying to get people who did pornblogs/nsfw blogs on tumblr barred from the con...Tinker was rather liberal with the profanity right near a line that had young children in it with their parents.Good jorb, Tinker.
>>12625411cuddleand just fap while cuddling
It's probably not a good idea and I would almost definitely not get away with it for more than about a month, but I want to buy a high-powered, bolt-action sniper rifle and travel across the United States assassinating people who do not deserve the gift of life.June Shannon, Purple Tinker, Rush Limbaugh; people like that.
>>12625544I've already touched her. No need to coerce me into doing so.
>>12625550Stories i hear about women makes me glad i'm gay.Come join the master race.
>>12625535That's hilarious.It's really disturbing how often he comments on show staff's twitter posts.Always adds one thing.
>>12625566Pone would hate you. Pone would think you're weird and ugly looking.
>try and visit anon>get captured>forced to be a petsend help
>>12625550No, i'm kidding! i was lying for the sake of humor! I'm actually a virgin! You should look into that gay thing if you want to though
>>12625538check her twitter pic>>12625452
>>12625600NO
>>12625600Not now please, this is my one night off all week.
>>12625600>Is that...>yup, definitely a guy>yup just spent a good 10 seconds staring at man ass in pony panties>Welp I'm off to kill myself
MLPGCON WHEN?
>>12625598try to visit anon*there, i helped you.was there anything else?
>>12625598okay
>>12625598am i the only one here who hates the pet stuff
>>12625624MLPGCON ORGY WHEN
>>12625544>mfw playing that game in middle school where a girl moves her hand closer to your junk to see how long you last before freaking out
>>12625631I wouldn't of thought of that
>>12625598Why would you go and visit slavers.What is wrong with you ponies.
>>12625640no
>>12625516>>12625529These look like it was taken from some sort of "unrealistic expectation of companionship" hipster video.
>>12625365>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu_cYrDFU18SHit, I didn't realise Dennis Farina had died. RIMPhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Farina
>>12625640No it seems dumb to me. I really don't understand the appeal.
>>12625596Pone is one to talk.
>>12625515>>12625381Be in Iran>Have sex with girl>Afterwards she calls rape>She goes to jailThe problem solves itself.
>>12625624>>12625642right fucking now niggas
>>12625640It's fine if they're enjoying it and the one in charge isn't an abusive, evil fuck.
>>12625640sometimes art of it can be cute, but more often thatn not no i dont
>>12625661Oh my god
>>12625560yep, i'd have to smell her ass in person
>>12625598Unf Muh DickFuck you, anon. Now i gotta go clop!Slave pones are muh fetishAnd thats not even a explicit pic
>>12625570A self entitled brony being hypocritical? Nooooo...
>>12625643>tfw everyone always avoided you in school and every time you tried to be friends with them they would just laugh at you
>>12625616>not checking the balls firstu wuh?
>>12625689>everything about that postpls stop
What if horsefucking was incendiary?
>>12625640>am i the only one
>>12625689jesus christ anon it was a jokewhat is wrong with you
>>12625709https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc
>>12625624
OH MY GODTRAMAPOLINETRABOPALINE
>>12625682I feel an odd hatred when I see people degrading themselves. Guess it's the same for ponies.>tfw a fascist at heart
>>12625686Oh right you haven't even seen that episode yet. Prepare yourself, the faces get really strange sometimes.
>>12625705>>12625719Pfff. I didnt know i was on a thread with a bunch if casuals
>>12625725I don't think anyone expected that.
>>12625655
>>12625728I know that feel.Especially when men do it. It fuels an endless rage.
>>12625728I'm genetically identical to benito mussolinilets be frenns
>>12625731but Iugh
>>12625624>>12625642Someone is organizing another con or at least a very large meet up for Las Vegas.More details as the logistics is taken care of. Involves booze, hookers, and various cartoon pieces.Dead serious by the way for those who never been to Vegas.
>>12625709http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up8frGWrUVc
>>12625766Didn't you finish the series?
>>12625718I hate that pink eye shadow.
>krabb said "FUCK U GUYS I DON'T ADD MAPS ANYMORE BECAUSE U DON'T SUGGEST ME MORE MAPS">anon gives krabb maps>"THEY'RE ALL SHIT"why is he the admin?
>>12625744at least you aren't like that guy at the con who had the mic taken away from him
>>12625766We can cuddle on the couch and watch them together if you want.
>>12625781Really? I think it's one of the few redeeming factors about the EQGs
>>12625642
>>12625763Eric the Red is my ancestor.Feels viking, man.
>>12625554>>12625596but pony already finds human attractive
>>12625766I need a definitive answer, have you watched every episode?That face was from May the Best Pet Win.
does pone get mad when other pone doesn't listen to its cutie mark?
>>12625786>He'll never know what the staff thinks of the "dark side of the fandom"Oh god how retarded and out of touch do you have to be?
>>12625782>anon>on steamchatWhat?
>>12625802>fox x deerWhat
SoAm I allowed to like Ken Ashcorp's music or does that make me a furry brony?
pony will drive you crazylike no one else
>>12625804Lying to yourself won't make it so, anon.
>>12625806They treat it as a pariah and eventually the males will buck it to death.
>>12625696what? they were making fun of me? i thought i was cool.
>>12625829It also makes you a communistI'm so sorry anon
>>12625832Ignoring facts won't make it so, anon.
>>12625829you're here, you're already a furry brony
>>12625781I thought it was adoraunf
>>12625793ok>>12625805I DONT remember that hold on
>>12625848pffft
>>12625802>Those birds
>>12625802Is that goat humping a fish?
>>12625829>Am I allowed to likeWhy do you need other people's opinions to feel justified about your own? Just like things for what they are, not because everyone else likes them.
>>12625782Because he is knowledgeable about running a server but is very opinionated, biased, and angry. He thinks he knows what's best for everybody.
>>12625838i dont want to be a ponenot since mmc>doing shit>suddenly your butt forces you to do shit for the rest of your life
>>12625803>>12625763>>12625728Fun Fact: Quite a lot of people living today are descended from Attilla the Hun.
>>12625879And ramses II
>>12625828>>12625868Hey man, sometimes you have to mix it up.
>>12625879>Fun Fact: Quite a lot of people living today are not descended from Princess Celestia
>>12625876Humans have that too, but it's the junk on the other side of their butt.
>>12625850You have no facts, anon.Just look at how the acted towards a zebra. Now imagine a freaky, bipedal alien that eats hooved animals.
>>12625870i think it was a conversation starter, not that i disagree with you.
>>12625911How many times to do I have to fuck Celestia if I go back in time to change that fact?
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATSSSSSSSSS
>>12625828>>12625868>>12625908Let's not forget the deer and Rock in the back.
>>12625914But ponies can't kill their cutie marks and bury the body parts in ten different forests.
>>12625930As a rule of thumb it's a pretty poor conversation starter if it includes the word "furry" and "brony"
>>12625911It doesn't really work that way with females...
>>12625870Just as I was reading that, my playlist started playing a skrillex song.I already listen to what I like despite the opinions of others, I just want to know if I should let other people know that I listen to it.
>>12625871why don't you tell him that? or get a new admin?
>>12625923They'll accept them into their society and invite them as guests of honor?
>>12625932Oh my.Only one way to find out.
>>12625923They congregated around iron will and would have probably liked him if he wasn't a huge jerkPonies wanted to be friends with "I'm a cat and a bird so I've probably eaten something that looks like you before" gilda and would have if she wasn't a huge jerkThe obvious conclusion is that ponies just don't like black people
>>12625923We'd have to send one charismatic bastard
>>12625948>an average conversation with a brony
>>12625971They'll turn you into a nice lawn ornament and put you in the gardens where Discord once was.
>>12625973It's beautiful...
>>12625989But they haven't done that to Zecora.
>>12625973muh dick
>>12625970We do and he just agrees with us. Can't get a new admin because the server is owned by Sentenal.
>>12625989i'll have to at least make sure my pose is good.
>>12625989>Anon realizes he's in a cartoon>Uses cartoon physics and tropes to his advantage>Suddenly pinkie>The battle to end all begins
>>12625974das raycis
>>12626004Why is she all dolled up and holding diceare we going gambling
>>12625970Because I don't know anybody else who would take up the responsibility of handling the server. I'm sure Krabb will give it up if he thinks the new guy won't ruin his fun. Less work for him.
>>12626021Excellent idea. Strike a menacing pose, at least so the gardens strike fear into their hearts instead of peace.
>>12625978I guess that rules me out then, maybe GG is as charismatic in real life as he is here.
>>12625911>tfw
>>12625973Happy sex is best sex.
>>12626052Don't worry Apple Bloom, you probably are
>>12626038Lady Luck
>>12626038she just wanted to wear a nice dress for you to fuck her in
>>12625950>Family history and genetics cannot be traced matrilineally the same way as patrilineallyUh... what?
>>12626076BUT WHY THE DICE
>>12625974>tfw blackI AM THE SHADOW
>>12626100Roll for donut size
>>12626090I think he meant that females don't generally sire massive numbers of progeny.Y'know.There's a 9-month cooldown period.
>Anon goes to Equestria>expects to be feared and hated and shunned>ponies mill around him, going about their business>a pink one throws him a welcoming party>hundreds of ponies show up and enjoy themselves, greeting Anon and vying for his attention>Anon freaks out and runs into the Everfree forest>passes out in a poison joke patch>wakes up with twenty extra eyes
>>12626090I think he's just saying that it's a lot easier for a guy to fuck 1000 women and have a big blood line than it is for a woman to give birth to 1000 kids, time constraints and all.Though with Celestia it's possible.
>>12626090they canmitochondrial DNA>>12626060>my parents would be so proud>yes they would>yeah, i'm fucking a fat human>these are tears of joy, not crushing sorrow
>>12626090A man can impregnate a lot of women really really fast. A woman can only do one at a time every nine months.
>>12626090I think he's saying that a woman can contribute her genes to maybe a few dozen children at the absolute mostA guy can impregnate that many in a couple days, if he's sufficiently virile
>>12626120Didn't see that coming.
>>12626114evens:analodds:vaginaldoubles/0: she gets a strap on
>>12626046A limestone statue. It depicts the Ravaging of Soaps of the pony town of Ponyville in the year 1014. Anon is striking down a pony. It menaces with spikes of pony bones.
>>12626129some woman had 80 summ kids
>>12626118>>12626121>>12626123>>12626128>>12626129Perfectly valid points, but think of it this way;Attilla the Hun had a mother.If a fifth of the earth's population is descended from him... that means they're descended from her too.
>>12626159>Anon is eating a wheel of cheese.
>>12626120>Other anon goes to equestria>expects tolerant ponies>some mares are jerks to him>leaves for dogeland>works at a jewellers by day and gets drunk by night>questing on the weekends>eventually eaten by a griffon
>>12626164Even if they'd all been twins, that would have taken somthing like 35 years.
>>12626177I guess it should be phrased as descended from whatever her son's name is then but I see what you mean.
pony
>want to go to bathroom naked>have two roomatesu wuht
>>12626189>griffon is satisfied with him as a lover>marries him>anon experiences a griffon ceremony with a glaring father-in-law chaperoning him
>>12626120Why would I freak out.I'd be confused as fuck, but no freak outs.
>>12626238Are your roommates ponies?
>>12626129>>12626090>>12625950Its because of the mitocondria.Because of the lack of "junk" DNA in mitochondria mutations are more deleterious (deadly). so mutations are rare and more signifying.Further more mitochondria are only reproduced by binary fission (like bacteria) and the only mitochondria a newly fertalized egg will have are from the mother (since all of a males mitochondria in the male gamete is in the tail and does not fuse with the egg)).Its pretty elementary really.Its easier to trace your ancient heritage through your mother.
>>12626189>eaten by a griffin>implying human doesn't kill and stuff it at the foot of his bed
>>12626250that's that force shit rightlike luke skywalker
>>12626240>after he has sex she eats his head so the children will be strong>doesn't have children>oops
>>12626238You should convince them to get naked too. Then you can put on capes and gallop around the apartment on your hands and knees trying to discover your super special talents.
How hard?
>>12626189>third anon goes to equestria>ponies beg him to stay>whips out his dick>banned from ponyville
>>12626270No no you're thinking of midichloreons, those don't help you get laid and if anything hurt your chances.
>>12626285Extremely. With a crowbar.
>>12626270Those are Midi-chlorians and please don't mention them again.
>>12626253The griffon seemed really friendly until it killed him.
>>12626281they are both in their 50's>>12626247no
>>12626270Exactly.The force is actually just adenosine triphosphate.
>>12626123Haha damn anon, all this "pone will never lub hyman" misanthropy shit, Makes me think that your one step away from finally putting that bullet in your head.You gotta calm down anon, humans are great and beautiful creatures.Unless your a neck-beardOr PT
>>12626285I don't know. What do their faces look like?
>>12626285I will always a sweetie butt. No matter the circumstances.
>>12626285Hard enough to rip through their outfits.
>>12626285Sweetie Belle first, Then Scootaloo then Applebloom
>>12626311Are you saying old people can't be the little filly too? That's fucking ageist, Anon. You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>12626285As hard as they want it, all night long.
>>12626277silly griffon, you have to let the head fertilize the eggseating it is just going to get all that semen in your mouth
>>12626285Not at all.
>>12626226>Celestia has a son>He's a pony version of Zeus
>>12626315>humans are great and beautiful creatureswho cannot be trusted
>>12626346The other headthe one you never think with
how hard?
>>12626285
>>12626372>who cannot be trustedwith unencumbered political power as often as we wish they could
>>12626382Why is the tail coming out of the left cheek?
>>12626382That looks very hard to draw.
>>12626285That sweetiebutt looks so perky.
>>12626344well, 50 isn't even that old. I just wouldn't want them to be crusaders with me
>>12626388Corwin pls
>>12626372>that truth
>>12626285>slender scootabutt>thick applebuttYes
>>12626399every single f**king time.not -every- time
>>12626311>they are both in their 50'sSo, your parents.
>>12626285>fillies for sexual>everNO
idec at this point, i would fuck this anon >>12626444
>>12626430You can't trust pony either.That one cherry salesman tried to scam fluttershy out of her life savings.MLPG always forgets that bastard ponies exist.
>>12626460anon plsthey have needs.
>>12626446>f**king
>>12626460those are humans, not filliesfillies are still sexual, though
>>12626455no my mom is only 45
>>12626460Good man, anon.
>>12626285Anon was taking way too long.
>>12626494yuck
>>12626492Is she hot?I now want to fuck your mother.
>>12626479Oh good, I won't feel as bad when eating them then.
>>12626479Angel killed him off screen. Then flim and flam. And Gilda. Trixie managed to get away while he was killing the ursa major. Angel is the necessary evil of pone.
>>12626446>f**kingAt least you didn't use a b
>>12626494Applebloom. Stahp.
>>12626460Fillies are not for sexual, but these ladies seem to be...I hope.nb4 jailbait
>>12626494yea, same order as before. i can appreciate a good cosplay
>>12626494from left to right: yes, no, yes, yes.
LEMON ARE YOU HERE?Can you upload your drawings on the sub? imgur added some ugly artifacts to your drawings
>>12626494I'd the AJ.
>>12626493The pie has a face.
>>12626494Scootaloo's a cutie
>>12626497>>12626483i've ruined the illusion?
>>12626494erm, the ab can hide her facestill, the cosplay is pretty good
>>12626547It is happy you noticed.
Guys, you're forgettingponies are basically humans in pony bodiesThe show is written by humans what the fuck did you expect
>>12626494I'd that scoots.
>>12626494Oh man, I would all of them.
>>12626512she aiight
>>12626479>>12626430>some ponies are total bastardsMy headcanon concerning Flim and Flam is that they owe a lot of money to a very... influential pony, who lent them the money to build their cider machine, at an interest rate bordering on outright extortion, and some not-so-veiled warnings of the consequences if they're late paying him back.
>>12626547Even inanimate objects smile when in the presence of those adorable fillies.
>>12626494>scootsStill the best 2013
>>12626494why is flo cosplaying applebloom
>>12626494I would that Scootaloo so hard, man. Oh my goodness.
>>12626547>>12626572
I'm going to marry Applejack!
>>12626599I am SO glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
>>12626593Why are those fillies so sad?They love the mud.
I'm going to give anal to Applejack!
>>12626577seriously. The pony thing is a gimmick. The entire show is based on horse puns.
>>12626625
>>12626547I once saw this great Soarin' cosplay with Galla Dress RD, they had an adorable pie with a smiley face on it.
Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
>>12625137>>12624957so is this on yayponies yet or what? This sure looks like an HD rip. Excuse me, but I've been away from MLPG for a bit.
>>12626637it is, it's also my favorite comic so far so go read it
>>12626630more like horse buns
>>12626625Rapetrain, pls
>>12626625A nail? Godammit big mac it's been 3 hours since you went out.
>>12626632What?
>>12626632No, Applejack, you don't have any say.
>>12626577i knowi tried fapping to OCs on multiple occasions but i couldn'ti couldn't because they had no personalities. i'm not actually attracted to ponies, i'm attracted to their personalities.
>>12626636Only if you stop hating people who like things that you don't like.
>>12626642it's not listed under the micros.... is it just #9?
>>12626659>>12626656
>>12626630Ponies are a fad anyway, they'll get tired of posting about them and /co/ can go back to normal.
>>12626673yeah
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATSHATSHAST
>>12626632SEIG HEIL
>>12626636Make me.
>>12626684still pretty cool while it lasted lasts though
I wanna push Button's button
What is your favorite pony's favorite beverage
>>12626707>Been wanting to play hats with MLPG for a whiel but havn't had time/been on for it.>see this right as im about to go to bedwhy is life so cruel?
>>12626680I don't know why, but the idea of AJ just rolling over for sex, even if she doesn't want it, feels very off. Like she's been abused in that manner.
>>12626747Pan galactic gargle blaster
What is your favorite beverage's favorite pony?
>>12626747Green tea.
>>12626761it happens
>>12626707I heard there were new sounds, but some of the old sounds never downloaded right for me in the first place. Anybody know how to force it to redownload the files?
>>12626764Me and you are the highest of niggers.
>>12626747Horse semen
>>12626747Cider
>>12626787I think you are going to have to go into your tf2 files and delete them manually.
>>12626747Me
>>12626798
>>12626798I wonder why Dash likes cider so much
PLUMP PONY PENIS
>>12626747>ScootalooProbably Jarritos. Pineapple or Mandarin flavor.
goodnight
>>12626826Useless drunk
>>12626809that's what I was worried about, but I can't find jack shit on the steam forums about any similar problems, and I'm not certain on their location
>>12626826cider is best drinkbuy some apples
>>12626833unf
>>12626833
>>12626544Uhmmm I'll see if I can.
>>12626826Because its the only way she can work up the courage to ask Fluttershy out
>>12626851Sub has lax rules, just spoiler lewd junk.
>>12626860I can't wait for the episode
>>12626849
>>12626871>written by merriwether
Hey little girls, stop watching a show about assholes
>>12626915But anon, it's educational!
>>12626915My little anusMy little anusAaaaaaaaaaah
>>12626915No
cheerilee's big, big maroon butt
>>12626937>the aaaaahhhhh is the loud nigra scream
>>12626937>this show is so unrealistic>they're at least six times bigger than that!
>>12626864animu shit
Post you waifuBut you must post them in grump form
>>12626915Hey watches, stop assholing a little girl for shows.
>>12626956You already posted her.
>>12626956Vinyl is impossible to grump.She's always on some kind of drug that keeps her elated.
>>12626956
>>12626956Grumpy femdom waifu is best waifu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYzhG_fXd7I>that incredible blant and horrible OOCclosed right there>tfw bronies can;t do anything rightanother double meme: 1:30 movie edition
>>12626956I love this cutie so much!
>>12626972But I already love you.
I love ponies
This just in: You can actually look autistic. Pony could identify you from a mile out and know to avoid you.http://www.koanicsoul.com/blog/2013/01/24/edenic-phrenology-vindicated-science-discovers-facial-pattern-for-autism-aspergers/
>>12626966That drug is the sheer ridiculousness of being shipped with Octavia. She finds the concept so outlandish that it continually amuses her.
>>12626966she was still happy when Applejack stole her glasses
>>12626962nohooves pls
>>12626989
>>12626966BamGrump Vinyl>having that kind of headcanon
>>12627001Why does she have a big butt in that picture?
>>12627002>Oh damn wow haha when did it get so bright in here shiiiiiiit everything's like, clear and shit. Man I'm so fuckin' high right now.
>>12627034Twilight has the canonest big butt
>>12626747Jasmine tea, or a good Rooibos.
>>12627034>my name is Twilight and I have a huuugggeee aaaaasssssss
>>12627027That pone is a cyborg.
>>12627041unf unf both cutie marks unf
>>12626979mars and venus are good analogies for men and women.mars is cold and monochromatic, but it can support life whereas women are hot and energetic but utterly toxic.
>>12627041>tfw ded Apple aka sunibee
>>12627048>Silver Spoon's special talent is tea makingoh my godit all makes sense now
>>12626956i dont think i can find a picture of my waifu being grumpwill this do?
>>12627068that's a terrible analogyyou are bad at this
>>12627059You're a cyborg
>>12627034Her back legs are spread apart to provide better stability giving the appearance of a larger butt.
>>12627085GO AWAY
>>12627034
>>12627082What's your waifuI'm sure I have her in grump
>>126270902deep4you
>>12626956no waifu2 cuddleslut
>>12627081I like thinking she's a budding chef... but I gotta say that actually IS a really good one.
>>12627063
>>12627107 not pone
>>12626995>new guy at work>take one look at him>he's an autistic sperge>opens mouth>autistic spergs come outi could have prevented this
>>12627094Horse DJ is actually bad with technology, but she needs it for the music.
>>12627121Ooohhhhhh
>>12627068men are actually more emotional than women but much worse at using it correctlyhundreds of millions have died over irrational shit like insulted honour and pride
>>12627082>>12627121Game Grumps a shit
>>12627121
>>12627150Horse DJ is pretty hotEven for the new brony mascot
>>12627154WAR HUH YEAH WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR
>>12627164>the birdevery time
>Putting pineapples on pizza>not being apart of the pepperoni, black olives, bacon, banana pepper master race
>>12627128>Guy in class>look at him>definitely looks autistic>no chin, six five, ripped>opens mouth>growling, monotone voice>look in his eyes>completely deadI fucking swear he was an alien
>>12627181>not motorboating hootershy
>>12627177What gets me is the zyzz pose with that Aaron face.
>>12627121>>12627164You know, apparently Jontron and Egoraptor were going to go to Bronycon with Max Gilardi according to some panel at a previous convention he and Egoraptor were atBut Gilardi had to cancel for some reason that I don't recall.
When was the last time you played Goof Troop for SNES, did you play co-op?
>>12627197>motorboat her>she's frozen in fear>keep doing it>she starts breathing hard
>>12627048>>12627081>>12627118>Goes out for Chi-neigh-se with Diamond Tiara>Orders a pot of tea>"Ew, Silver!">"What?">"How can you drink that crap without even putting any sugar in it?">"Because it doesn't need it."
>>12627211>>>/v/
>>12627176ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'
>jontron will never, ever release another video of anything, ever
>>12627211What SNES game would you play with your favorite pony?
Why is she so hot?
>>12627224without Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara is just hot water
>>12627211other people played that game?I used to play with my brother all the time
>>12627211Me and my little bro played that over ten years ago. We tried over the internet a few months back for old time's sake but the second player would always have a one second lag with the emulator. It's fun though.
>>12627220>she starts breathing hard>not farting hard
>>12627245Because she's a pony.
>>12627182Autists aren't aliens, just throwbacks to the lost kingdom of aspergia. Sadly, it was destroyed when dudebropolis' army waited outside their walls and depleted the nation's supply of women in less than a day.
>>12627171Teknohoers is best hoers.Be friends with her and you'll be in a different club every night, and it would always end with extacy-fueled sex in a bathroom stall or back alley, or just off to the side of the dance floor if you two can't just wait.
>>12627232I swear Lyra! It wasn't me!
>>12627245Oedipus complex
