rukky pony edition!old ugly mule: >>12612677
I hate this horse.
>>12617895sounds niftyI hope he wasn't responsible
>>12617855diamonds a shitonly good for industrial usegive me gems that are actually pretty
>>12617950I've always preferred saphires
>>12617939>rarity will never love you
Do I practice drawing or do I watch a movie now
>Rara thread>not Diamond Dog Thread
Do I practice programming or do I watch a movie
>>12617865Anon he no ded, he on skeep.
>>12617993Draw things from the movie.
>>12617993If you are not a popularfag please proceed to draw. If you are, go die.
>>12618009Do what you wanna do, mon
>>12618028>My body doesn't improve with lifting.
>>12617967How do you feel about shores?
>>12618039But I don't do anything
>>12618059Doing nothing is doing something.
Klondork draw XTREME animu styled Diamond doge.
>>12618059Then dion't do anything and sit still. Don't breathe. Stick a medium flared chance up your ass and record it.
>>12617937It was Daring Do!What, she's a gem thief, she's just getting into her role.
>>12618081>not japanese delinquent diamond dogs
>>12618010C-can you tell him that I am waiting? He doesn't have to do his part right now, I just want to know I haven't been forgotten...
>>12618058A pretty pony
Man, it feels Gooood to have pectorals.
Thunder outsideI'm scared
>>12618126I'll do it now. can you give me a name?Or can I just give you his skype
>>12618068>>12618070I have been doing that for more than a year. Everyday with 2 to 3 resting days per week. I still weigh the same, my self confidence hasn't improved, I try different routines changed my diet, perfect my free weight lifting technique but nothing is happening.If I don't see improvement within this month I will just quit and go back eating fast food.
>>12617855thats an ugly pone OP
>>12618140Hide under the covers.
We best pony now?
>>12618146jeez,what kind of reaction is that?
>>12618081>>12618112>XTREME animu styled>japanese delinquentand now i'm imagining dynasty warriors dogsdo not pursue blue's clues
>>12618167Go away SC2 loser
>>12618154I'm just Anon, don't want to have a name yet.
>>12618166GLASSES PONY IS GOOD PONY
>>12618156man that's shit. I started doing pushups last monthish and now I've already got the starters for a six pack.
>>12617865I can talk to him if you want. I know he feels pretty bad about not coming back to it for so long.
>>12618167The kind that generates 309 replies and 151 images omitted.
>>12618193how often do you do it?
http://derpy.me/bR8mIDufel is still streaming!
>>12618140what's the matter anonscared of a little rumbling?
>>12618007Is it time?http://imgur.com/ORQ4b0c
>>12618189you're not the pet pony one,too? Alright I'll just give->>12618208BACK OFF I SAW HIM FIRST I TALK TO HIMI NEED A PRETEXT TO JACK OFF ALREADY
>>12618193I'm just not cut out doing anything.
http://www.amazon.com/Huion-Graphic-Drawing-Tablet-Windows/dp/B00DKW816K/ref=zg_bs_tab_pd_bsnr_1Is this a good beginner's tablet? Wacom tablets don't ship to my country for some odd reason. We're US territory for fuck sake.
Rarity is worst pony of the main 6Best voice and most entertaining moments though
>>12618240No, I'm not the pet pony guy.>>12618208O-oh my, all this attention~
>>12618269Are you a Puerto Rican?
>>12618126oh god you're still waitingJeez man, I'm sorry I kept you hanging for so long. I'll see if I can get it together and get a response up for you tonight.
Rainbow Dash is technically the reason why the rest of the Mane 6 earns their cutie marks. Thus making Rainbow Dash the "creator" of the Mane 6. That's powerful. Rainbow is already super successful and on top her astonishing physical abilities she was able to "create" cutie marks. Some viewers cannot handle when one character surpasses another.RD is best pony.
>>12618223there's this neat program called 100 pushups.it's in italian but it's just a damn scheme with numbers, you can read it just fine.http://100flessioni.com/programma-100-flessioni/11-20-flessioniif you've got any problems just use google translator. I can do 20 now and I started by not being able to do jackshit.
>>12618236I prefer dominance the other way but I get that you're tryin to switch it upunf
>>12618322>started by not being able to do jackshitHow do you even reach that point
Can someone give me a screencap of the show they want drawn? I really need to practice drawing ponies on-model.
Fly with me
>>12618333i see you also have selective dyslexia
>>12618312It's okay... I can wait.
>>12618366>implying pinkie won't get wings anyway
>>12618359Eat all day and do nothing else
>>12618363How about at the end of Hurricane Fluttershy where Dash hugs Fluttershy in the air?
>>12618174Pony Mousou, huh?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFA08BJUtPo
OC requests anyone
>>12618402What the heck Pinkie
>EA complaining because everyone is telling him to write that greentexttoday is a glorious day.
>>12618385Being passive-aggressive won't help.Spurting thick ropes of jizz will
>>12618407Nah, I'm cool. Thanks for asking.
>>12618407Draw Renne jokingly putting a leash on Saffron
>>12618402what the heck pinkie don't swear
>>12618407I could do flavor of the week and say Button's mom, but I wanna challenge you a little more.Imagine one of your favorite OC's parents and draw them.
>>12618021>only draw for us if you're a talentless nobody not worth recognizing>if you have any appreciable skill don't botherBronies confirmed for loving shit.
>>12618420>>12618422I'm not being passive aggressive, I will wait longer if that means the quality will be better. Just making a joke.
>>12618328Yup.So is it time for dogs?>>12618320Actually its fluttershy, if she has not allowed herself to be bullied then RD wouldnt have step up to help her.Fluttershy has given everyone thir CM.
>>12618420ACDC pls you're ded
>>12618463Why do you like dogs so much?
>>12618463>time for dogs?
>>12618401>Feel the power of my>...>maaaaaagiiiiiiiiiccccckkk
>>12618407hi nohoovesI always wondered: if you like dogs so much, why do you call your picture "a cool cat"?
>>12618475I can not recognize the episode this shot is from
>>12618475But he's a power loooooaaad!
>>12618483It's like rain on a wedding day
>>12618452Would you like to play with us~
If I do pony backwards will it make me want to smoke Reeferciggarettesmarijuanas?
>>12618320Get that determinist shit out of here. RD didn't 'create' anything, her sonic rainboom leading to the mane six's cutie marks was a mere convenient coincidence.By that logic, Rarity is the best pony because her dresses formed the plot of half a dozen episodes.
>>12618479oh god, imagine a unicorn trying to say that quote, voice acting and all, with a strait face
>>12618414>>12618393I will try these, thanks!Don't expect results soon, sorry. I have no way of uploading things right now!
>>12618486>that gapI would
>>12618269And, uh, are there any other decent, cheap non Wacom tablets I should check out? I see other cheaper and bigger tablets but no reviews so i don't know of any of them are any good.
>>12618512cool, good luck Goat Train?
It comes to your attention that every pony now has the Jumping frenchmen disorder.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_Frenchmen_of_MaineAny simple order you shout and surprise them with will be followed, how do you take advantage of this?
>>12618476>>12618476DD stronk race. What is there not to like.Besides the greed, the bad breath, bad underground conditions, slavery and general disregard of the safety to both their captives and themsleves.
DID SOMEONE SAY WINGS?
>>12618359Just... be constant,man. that's all it takes.
>>12618591Mr price please give us a peek of the celestia microalso unfI might ask Ea something about wings next time
Which ponies would you cast for each role?
>>12618631>andy price is EA
>>12618440Maybe after I decide to draw Ayla>>12618450Oooh I like you. I don't have a favorite OC though. They're all pretty terrible and a lot of them are 1 dimensional stand alone characters. Maybe suggest one? It's gonna take awhile.>>12618483It's a terrible pun. Like that "you will never be this fly.jpg" anon
>>12618640man, mac gets all the pussy.
>>12618657good universe. Good.
>>12618640That horse was really cute. I hope she finds someone nice to fall in love with.
>>12618640>>12618678Cute pegasi are my fetish.
>>12618667If there is a inbalance in the male to female ratio, then that seems pretty justified since I haven't seen any other stallion of the "hard working buff farm man" type.
I REQUIRE MORE DICKS
>>12618660WHO IS GONNA WRECK THIS PARTYWHO IS GONNA MAKE A RUCKUS
>>12618727>implying Mac would reciprocateunrequited love a shit
>>12618660I guess you could say you're a pretty punny person.
>>12618660Do people seriously play that game?I found it way too simple
>>12618657>implying I can draw
>>12618631wings are the best for cuddling and for sexual
>>12618746unrequited love is my fetish>tfw unrequited friendship
>>12618591>tfw no motherly wingjobs from celestia
>>12618660I like posting that fly every time I see you.
>>12618764I suck at MOBAS but at least sometimes I win in awesomenauts
>>12618773I wish I could into wings. I'm getting better, though.
>>12618773Those wings are too big to be natural, can you say wing extensions. How lewd.
>>12618823keep at it, bud
Doing a give away of some of my traditional art on tumblr, thought I would tell you guys first, it's kinda just a way of saying sorry for being ded. I'm getting my computer fixed first though.I'm on a tablet so this stuff is hard to fully explain, but I'll tell you guys more when I'm back.
>>12618870Why are you giving it away? You might get some brony bux.
>>12618811Fair enoughI had some fun in the game anyhowThat's what counts after all
>>12618868why has no one shooped a dork souls "YOU DIED" there?
>>12618887i don't think he's famous enough
>>12618870>>12618887He could always make it a raffle, with a 15 dollar buy in and a guaranteed commission even if you lose. Dude'd make mad dosh.
>>12618799>She will never coo in delight as her massive wing wraps around you>You will never shudder as the dexterous feathers stroke youfeels bad
>>12618808But this is /mlp/
>>12618058i would play a space channel 5 with ponies
>>12618931>do you like synthpop
>>12618889Me and you are niggers. I'm sick of people valuing others based on their skill rather than how much fun you have with them in a game. Competition can be fun, but winning isn't everything.
>>12618925mlpg thiks very lowly of the rest of the board.many still pretend this is /co/
>>12618799>tfw no scootaloo
>>12618928>pony will never left right left right shootshoot shoot
>tfw no famicolt to play pone vidya on
>>12618955This isn't?Last time I checked I was on /co/
>>12618889>>12618953Where the heck were you guys when I tried to play Awesomenauts with MLPG? I got told I was terrible and they all left to make their own team without me.
>>12618961space channel 5 with ponies would be the easiest video game to makeeasier than fightan pone or ponykart
>>12618983Price draws wings with wingspans like a 747.
>>12618540Unless you're experienced with traditional art, it's best if you stick to physical drawing and a scanner.
>>12618955Elitism and entitlement is very common on 4chan. I like to think of MLPG as a hang out spot with ponies being a common interest. Like a board shoved into one thread and you pick which discussions you want to reply to.
>>12618993WhatttWe play Awesomenauts all the timeJust give us your thing
>>12619001Then GET ON IT
>>12618973I wish Scootaloo was my friend.
>>12618887I don't do pony art for cash, I just would feel right taking cash off people for a silly thing. also I have my hopes on maybe someone in mlpg winning one, but it will beradomly chosen so I don't get a say.
>>12618660Hmm. I'm not really well-versed in OCs, actually; I thought maybe because you were always drawing them, you'd know more than I would.Well, going back to what I was originally starting with, Button's mom is just an OC parent for an unnamed background colt from Hearts and Hooves Day. Maybe make up a parent(s) based on an existing background pony?I mean, here's a Scootaloo recolor earth pony. How do they support her archery? Are they a similarly themed family, with target motifs? Or sports? Or maybe they're completely separate with flowers and doves and don't really "get" her.Or, I dunno, that wallflower OC's dad being a well-meaning slob who mortifies her with his penchant for public hugs. Or a distant hard-working power mom who secretly worries for her at the office.Or something else. I'm tapped.
>>12619018Yeah, I know I should start with that, it's just me looking for something in the future.
>>12619010and I love him for that
>>12618540Genius tablets are okay too, I have one, but I don't think any of them have the sensitivity of that one, all the cheap ones tend to be 1024 (which is still just fine and enough though, but if you can get a better one at the same price, you might as well).
>>12619022I think of it like a book club, but with ponies.
>>12619046>fakealoo has her cutie mark>scootaloo doesn't
>>12619044>I wouldn't be friends with a loser
>>12618993We do a lot, Killing Floor, TF2, whatever. Personally I'm playing the Payday 2 beta and loving the shit out of it. You might try popping into the steam chat and asking if anybody wants to play to see if you can grab someone, or post here and swap steam IDs.
What games does MLPG playWhy does no one ever talk about that in the steam groupWhy do we even have that no one uses it
>>12619067>scootaloo's getting her cutie mark in the fifth episode of season 4
>>12619001The singleplayer mode would be just normal problems for ponies.The more people you get together for multiplayer, the bigger the battle and the deeper the penetration.
>>12619078>tfw added people to play game from MLPG>too scared to talk to afterwards
>>12619046>wallflower OC's dad being a well-meaning slob who mortifies her with his penchant for public hugsHaha, I like that one
>>12619071You and everyone else.
>>12619071why is that pose making my dick tingle
>>12619080I play JC2MP when a beta is on, I play hats but only on ultracasual servers because I enjoy not having to care about how I play and still do well, and now I also play various dayz and ARMA 2 mods with dayzg from /vg/.
>>12619064What I don't like is when people get mad for "not staying on topic".
Holy crap4chan has a My Little Pony board
>>12619143liked nipping with your mouth?
>>12619129There is a certain point where discussing ponies is important on a thread for all things pony on a board for all things pony.
>>12619080Steam group has kind of already talked everything they could about games. So unless something has changed or is new, it's an old topic of conversation.
Man if I had known the comic artists were doing stuff like this I would have totally gotten one done. Damn.
>>12619080I'm playing Lunar 2 for the PSX. I found a copy with the hardcover manual a while back and am just now getting around to playing it. Looking forward to Tales of Xilia bro-op with my roommate, too.
>>12619127I keep thinking I should play dayZ, but it looks so unfinished and with standalone coming eventually I don't want to buy arma 2 just for it
>>12619129That really depends on the context. When there's absolutely nothing going on with just a few posts per minute offtopic's acceptable, but when you barge in with HEY GUYS MY DAY WAS REALLY SHIT HOW ABOUT YOURS? in the middle of show related discussion then that's just not right.
>>12619178let's talk about how shit faceless is at video games
>>12619180I wonder how you ask them for that
>>12619143You mean the ones crowning her immense bust as she thrusts her chest against yours?
>>12619123Because when you fuck them you can see their face.
>>12619080Oh I actually meant what games does MLPG play together
>>12619176>>12619191it's still better to ignore (and report) and talk around something then to give it attention
>>12619201Ask them nicely. Maybe pay.
this thread is so scootaloo right nowi love that orange filly
>>12619201They had a table in the vendor hall. I thought it was just like, a meet and greet or autographs. Didn't know they were actually drawing stuff on blank covers of the comics.
>>12619206No, I was thinking more the dark brown mounds on her small, perky breasts that make her jump when you gently suck on them or stroke your thumb across one.
>>12619201>h-hey Price... I was wondering if um, well I really like your drawings and uh... you look busy, I'm sorry...
>>12619238latina lolis are the best lolis
>>12619245yeah that's how it happens in my head
I want to start my own MLPG steam groupwhere we play COOL gameslike Icewind Dale, Goldeneye (n64), Doom 2, Ragnarok Online....
>tfw thunderstorm so loud it makes your ears ringi love it
>>12619225The thing is, technically you can only talk pony in MLPG, but then it's the same as /mlp/ except all the threads are mixed into one thread. Part of MLPG's charm is chasing rabbits.
>>12619260>Loli>Not a nearly-flat-chested Latina mamasita with toned runner's legs and a gorgeous ass you could bounce a quarter off of.
>>12619265hey you forgot diablo 2
>>12619180>You'll never bitch about Luna's job with Luna>You'll never spend the whole time downing shots of scotch and espresso
>>12619273Had a huge thunderstorm here a few weeks ago with Lightning all around. It was so intense.
>>12619273WaitWhere you fromI also have that here
>>12619186You only have to buy OA, which you can get for about $10. ARMA as a whole is total shit in a million ways, but at the same time dayz offers a very distinctive experience that you don't really get from other games. There are also mods out that enhance the game in many different ways, some mods add (usually buggy) basebuilding aspects so there's more sense of achievement after playing a long time and collecting shit and easier ways of getting vehicles, other mods just add a few more weapons and fix some of the issues, in general all of the mods are better than the base DayZ.
>>12619265multiplayer baldurs gate...
Apple ponies deserve gem horses
Which pony enjoys anal sex the ost?
>>12619260>>12619238>>12619293I like where this is going.I need to search on the >feelswork to see if I find more of theseLatina Scoots is best Scoots
>>12619265>COOL games>ICEWIND daleheheh i get it
>>12619298Is there an expresso variant of Irish Coffee?
>>12619346Way to go, me.
>>12619339You mean the music in porn movies?
am not a fan of puppeteers
>>12619348Scoots looks so kawaii in this picture
>>12619339Rainbow Dash. She has a weakness for soundtracks.
>>12619350That is clearly vore, anon.
>>12619336Everyone deserves a gem horse.
>>12619357Espresso's just a coffee. It'd still be an Irish Coffee if you made it with espresso.
why aren't you working out?
>>12619339what kind of game is Anal Sex
>>12619357Maybe with homemade RakiaEverything else is too weak
>>12619381>>12619401GET A ROOM
I am probably the most advanced memer here in mlpg.
>>12619414Because I'm currently browsing MLPG and drawingOne at a time
>>12619430AND TAKE PHOTOS
>>12619413i prefer turk-irish coffee
>>12619265The thing is people will come in, those with strong personalites or are loud will dominate the communication. If you ban them because you don't like them, then it's not MLPG, it's just a group for you. After some time those who hate others will leave and it will be exactly the same as the current group. Join the MLPG steam group and if someone really annoys you, filter them instead of leaving.
>>12619401hi hi hi
>>12619339Applejack. She enjoys it so much she does covers of the anal sex ost with the anal sax.
>>12619437I have been memeing since 2006 thank you very much*tips fedora**walks away*
>>12619410oh god muh dik.dash forcing herself to be ladylike is my fetish
that feel when only 4 days of workthat feel when nothing to do for 3 days
>>12619414PONY NOWLIFT LATER
>>12619447Why would you want to see pictures of a room
>>12618081I hope that's amine enoughalso >Impact
>>12619369I completely forgot about that one.
I don't even know what this is
>>12619071y'know, for all da scared ponies
>>12619486actually no, but at least it's still axis
What if pon was one of usJust a slob like one of us
>>12619437>tfw I've been here before the 5mil towercat get in /b/What am I doing with my life.
>>12619431I didn't know price pandered to MLPG
>>12619501>translator notetop hue
>>12619466so you're saying she toots her own horn?
>>12619497Does Scootie get so happy that she has to bust out a little dance every time someone suggests anal sex
>>12619512I'm a pony
>>12619501>translator's noteHigh tier lel
>>12619512I like to think Celestia and Luna have a ton of personality behind their title.
>>12619473It's much better when she's being forced to be ladylike against her will
>>12619548>picthat's closer to yandre really
>>12619548That seems more like yandereloo.
>>12619543Who idea was this?!??!!
>>12619543>locksthats not ladylike, not ladylike at all
>>12619587>>12619582>>12619576Oh you guys and your animu speak
>Rarity has joined the game.
>>12619607Those are cornrows son, get out of suburbia and into the streets.
>>12619630Thugdere all day erry day. It's the only one that makes sure you never turn bitch.
>>12619623Raraty!she says it like this in the show once
>>12619576>>12619582>>12619587Would she flood Rumble's locker with a series of increasingly threatening letters?
>Rarity has disconnected.
>>12619630>Thugdereis that a thingI just had a laugh
>>12619674my favorite part of the costume is the sceptre
>>12619674That chick just needs to learn to put on foundation right. I still want to tug at those silk pajama shorts.
>>12619666Good. She was feeding hard anyway
>>12619623I played a game with twilight sparkle todayShe had her face as picture
>>12619623>Rarity has changed her name to ~°*+TopLelity[420°noscope]+*°~
>>12619691my favorite part is her chest
>>12619618>>12619587>>12619582>>12619576...slowly becoming convinced that Baltimore's heat fried my brain this weekend.
>>12619501>mule means slutHue
>>12619712I wonder what kind of avatars would ponies useprobably pictures of their cutie marks
>>12619715>Applebloom has changed her name to gregor
>>12619736That would be too lewd
>>12619623>"Why don't we have a medic?">"Wow what a bad spy.">"That is a shit tier hat.">"Engie put up a fucking teleporter!">"Oh yea we will win with three snipers for sure.">"ENGIE TURN YOUR TELEPORTER AROUND FOR FUCK'S SAKE!">"I swear if you do not unequip that Natascha right this instant...">"You stupid medic how did you not know that was a spy?">"This team sucks, I can't carry the whole goddamn game!">Rarity left the game (user disconnected)
>>12619767I could never whack that mole.
>>12619760>not quitting because of how gauche all the hats areRarity wouldn't last five minutes in that game.
>>12619767whack this*whips out dick*
>>12619760>implying Rarity would type like that.>implying she wouldn't use sophisticated and non cussing but nonetheless condescending insults towards you instead.
>>12619674I would cum on those tits so hard.
>>12619760>implying Natascha isn't best minigunRarity confirmed for shitbag
>>12619725That sounds horrible
Hey guysAnyone interested in a draw/talkstream tomorrow evening? I was considering calling on skype a bunch of ppls who were at the con and we can talk about it and take questions and stuff. Also I'll upload all the pics I took. Only managed to post about half. Anyone down?
>>12619806>Not using the tomislav in pubgames to be the heavy-spy
>Uncle comes over to visit>He's basically the Slime Pinkie of my lifeHEY ANON. PLAYING GAMES HUH?! WHY ARENT YOU WORKING ON YOUR ART
>>12619760Why do people take tf2 so seriousYou can literally stump pubs as medic with syringe gun 3 snipers is no excuse to losing
>>12619806It's great for working defence with others.On offence it's barely tolerable.
>>12619817Sounds like fun
>>12619817Sure. Listening to popular fags is always fun.
>>12619817hells to the yes
>>12619839people are bad at video games
>>12619790>Rarity starts to look at others avatars>Turns out her cutie mark is incredibly common>So common it's a generic placeholder>People have no idea who she is online>Pinkie's just excited there's so many rarara's online all day
Taking more requests and stuff
>>12619829I thought it could be fun... you don't have to come if you don't want to.>>12619847I'll see who I can round off. I mentioned it to a few ppls and they seemed coo with it.
>>12619823>Tomislav>Not Huo Long HeaterNow let me explain.Apparently the ring of fire that the Heater emits when spun-up contributes to the weapons chance to critically hit, regardless of whether or not it actually damages someone. So it gets random crits way more often than the other mini-guns as a result.Now obviously this isn't going to do jack shit if you're playing on a no-crit server like you should you filthy casual, but still. Food for thought.
>>12619817Oh sure, this way I can complete my jellyfication to full 100%
>>12619815>not wanting maredusa to use you as a fucktoy
>>12619865draw a pony infected by cordyceps
>>12619865Draw my OC.
>>12619839I don't take it serious, nor get mad at people, but dear god aiming is my worst skill. It's the only thing holding me back.
>>12619802so great and powerful
>>12619865Tell Ghost to stop drawing sick ponies.
>>12619872if somebody's in close range of your minigun they aren't going to live regardless, the crits are meaningless at that point
>>12619865Boxing pone boxing DD's and winning.
>>12619865Pony getting ear scratches.
>>12619885>you will never be drenched in Rarity's urine
>>12619865Celestia preening Cloudchaser
>>12619885Hm wellPractice playing scoutWorks without aim but with movement
>>12619904And if someone is far enough away that crits would matter, you'll be running out of ammo too soon for it to be reliable anyway.
>>12619865How many episodes have you seen so far?
>>12619865Draw please post your brushes.
>>12619865Draw sick Butterfly being taken care of by her manager.Who is conveniently without a face.
>>12619885tr_walkway is a miracle worker
>>12619885why do I like this guy so much
>>12619865This art reminds me of Stoned Trixie...probably not them though. Is naice regardless!>>12619939Unless you're practicing headshots. Then you'll probably want to use tr_aim
>>12619885unf unf darkmeat hips unf>aiming is my worst skillI got a Strange Sniper Rifle to encourage me to snipe and it took me 15 minutes to get a kill with it
>>12619921if someone's that far away you probably shouldn't be attempting to engage them with your minigun
>>12619944Because he is great at drawing ponies and his lines are really beautiful.
>>12619921>playing on servers with crits enabledEnjoy having your killing spree ended by a random crit rocket just landing near you
>>12619861>Pinkie is constantly votekicked for micspam because nooone thinks she actually talks that much
STRAWBERRIES AND BLUEBERRIES AND RASPBERRIES AND BANANAS
>>12619962shouldn't have been in firing range of the crit rocketget good
>>12619957Sit in 1 spot fully chargedOnce you see someone walking in a straight line bodyshot himDone
>>12619957I'm collecting stranges of all the weapons, even ones I never use because autism23 keys for a S. Machina ;_;
>>12619046What do you mean by well meaning slob?
>>12619885>try and play all classes evenly>sniper performance severely eclectic>often get only a couple headshots in an entire match and spend most of my time jarateing everyone>suddenly it all comes together>my aiming works>I'm plinking people one after the other>enemy team had three snipers>had>charge to the front lines to cap the point, headshotting people as they approachServer boots me off sniper role because class limits and some faggot has just joined and selected sniper.
>>12619963>Dash gets banned for using an FoV hack to extend her field of view to 160>She claims that FoVs of 120+ make the game feel faster
>>12619983>Play scout>Soldier shoots ground>"Shouldn't have been in firing range hurr"
>>12619976Dont make me use a trip p l e a s e>>12619882neat
Stop talking about tf2It's a bad game
SooooooWhat if we PLAYED hats instead of talking about them?
>>12620019>I can't double jump guys oh god help me I'm so retarded
>>12620034I'm about to leave that's why.
>>12619965Comrade, why do you use tiny baby gun? Why not use gun made for manly men who crush baby skulls with bare hands?
>>12620034why would I play a bad game
>>12620014Is good spy.
>>12620034Playing videogames? Where do you think you are? Reddit?
>>12620040Wow is he compensating for something??
>>12620033>>12620035OkayAnd after you land on the groundHow do you dodge a rocketFaggots learn to play
>>12620017>settling for an fov less than 300pleb>fluttershy just speaks once and keeps getting free unusuals from whiteknights>she later re-sells them to pay for her animal food
>>12620040Why would you crush babies' skulls? That's horrible.
"Hey Anon, we were just going out for dinner. Would you like to join us?"
>>12620040>settling for that baby gunbaby man please
>>12620066OkayWhat is splash damage
>playing defense>not using brass beastInb4 hurr but headshotz
>>12620077Son, that better be the version with the fixed barrel.
>>12620068Only if I get to pay.
>>12620058>>12620058By circling around or jumping over the soldier if you're close or just not standing in front of his rockets if it's mid-long range.Fucking.Duh.
>>12620068"Sure, but Twilight can't come."
Am I in fucking tf2g or whatBack to /v/ with you
>>12620068why are you looking at celestia if you're talking to methat's not how social interaction work. trust me i've read about it
>>12620083Jump over his head.
>>12620086of course it iswhy would I settle for less?
>>12620068I'm sure most restaurants have a "no sparkling" policy
>>12620077>no robo sandvich At least you tried.
>>126200901 vs 1 me faggot I bet you cant evade my crit rocket
>>12620068>they don't tell you where they're going to eat>it's a super-expensive restaurant>can't afford to pay but can't back out now
Okay we're sliding away from the General's purpose.New topic: Which pony would drop the most spaghetti if they went to a Pony convention?
>>12620068>Anon we want to have you over for dinner.>care to join us?
>>12620098tf2g is just about hats and trading. They don't even play the game.
We are kind of derailing MLPG a bit. How about we jump in our own server?
>>12620117USE YOUR SHOTGUN YOU IDIOTIT'S SO MUCH BETTER AGAINST SCOUTS
>>12620135Ponies don't have pockets.They'd have to throw up spaghetti.
>>12620092Imagine I'm posting a picture of a sad twilight because the piss is having another 300/243 "general" about Twilight Sparkle
>>12620106You have done well.
>>12620140So they just want to lick all the salt off your skin?
http://mlpg.co/ot/res/157.htmlSHOW YOUR FACE
>>12620068could things ever go wrong? i don't think that they will.
>>12619578anon pls, stop making me unf this hard
>>12620161I don't mind those too much, they have some interesting talks about the show sometimes.
>>12620161here is a series of sad or painful expressions from twilight sparkle
>>12620158JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>12620126>see the check>just run for itI'm pretty sure you'd get to eat for free with the princesses. You know, sharing and friendship and all that stuff.
>>12620116I am not paying several hundred dollars for a reskin
I want to brush pony teeth
>>12620171...this is only more amusing because someone I was sharing my vendor booth with had a Celestia Dakimura for sale, along with 6 Fluttershy ones.
>>12620140>I don't think I'm eating my filly right, she looks like she's enjoying it
>>12620209Would you brush two ponies at once?
>>12619046How is this lookingI don't know what to sketch for the dad though
>>12620200What if they pay but you have to work for them to earn it back? What tasks would each princess have you do to earn your keep?
>>12620105>Aj's toaster melts everytime someone uses the meet the medic taunt
>>12620196YOU CAN DO IT ANONI BELIEVE IN YOUR SHITTY, SHITTY SKILLS
tis a lie!
>>12620203Sure, if you're content with being a total pleb.
>>12620175and have your skin and everything else too
>>12620226>Girlfriend accidentally uses my toothbrush>Now every time I see her I ask her what I taste like
>>12620227>bowtie>hairbun>glasseslooks pretty good mate
One thing I can't stand is when you ask for advice and they tell you the obvious shit as an insult. That's like telling a drowning man to not breath the water and swim up. The idea maybe simple, but there's something stopping the execution. Nobody starts off any game being a super pro, and looking down on dudes just makes you an ass because you have to buff your ego.
>>12620191>oh no, I've been transformed into the worst pony
>>12620249That is fucking disgusting. I am really anal about my oral hygiene, I'd never let some one use mine.
>>12620226NoPony deserves my full attention
>>12620224Somebody needs to put boobs on Dash.
>>12620267no anon, he doesn't have wings yet, so it isn't worst pony
>>12620256Kill the other person faster than they can kill you.
>>12620227She looks like she'd get along with Mayor Mare
>>12620277or just have her literally holding babies
>>12620250That's what everyone says, even if it's terrible. I just want to know what to make the dad look like before I continue.
>>12620272She was grossed out too, I meant to be teasing her more than anything.
>>12620256Serious advice for anyone:tr_walkwayBest way to actually be abe to hit thingsThese videos are good for your game sense:http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeZV2UXOouwk2nWKbMsaSm-69ZURUTAql
>>12620289Don't make me put you in time out again.
>>12620188And of course she'd struggle, so her friends would pin her to the ground while they applied her make-upThey would need you to squeeze her cheeks and force her to pucker her lips to apply the lipstick
>>12620317>That's what everyone says, even if it's terrible.fuck ityou an ugly bitch then
>>12620297V3 is better
>>12620341why are music horses so unrivalled in their sexiness
>>12620317Oh, I think that guy had it right. Just a drunken slovenly pony. Maybe overweight and wearing a loosened tie around his neck.
>>12620349Just play rocket jump mapsOnly fun thing in tf2 after all
>>12620341Why can't more people draw the people having sex enjoying it like this?
pony pulls the wagon
>>12620365you think i don't know that?
>2 year anniversary if Zyzz
>>12620330>People that say RD is nothing like Gilda
>>12620330she picked up two kids in this episode. It would have been creepy as hell if it was the same one.what do you call a doctor who sucks at his job?
>>12620355It's true though. Sometimes I see really ugly stuff posted here that needs some serious reworking and you guys just say it looks bretty guddAnd it's hard to tell if you're doing it to me too.>>12620364So basically homer Simpson
>>12620385horse drawn horse drawn carriages
>>12620380horrifyingthanks>still need to do survivor mode run
>>12620244Thy backside is whole and ungobbled thou ungrateful whelp.
>>12620341>that size differenceunfIs that a really big Vinyl or a small whoever
>>12620378Because sex is evil and you're evil for thinking about it.So sayeth Jesus Christ the lord.
>>12620415What if a horse draws the horse drawn horse drawn carriage?
>>12620423Rumble with a huge cock.
>>12620371...I can't jump. What's a good babby's first jump map?
>>12620227You like buns, don't you?I didn't think you'd be doing both... as for what I meant earlier by a slob, I just meant, like, kind of ruffled and unkempt? Maybe not a complete fashion disaster if that's his wife, but just... kind of an easy-going stubbly guy, the sort not to notice a messed up collar or keep his hair in place with product.
>>12620422I would gobble Luna's backside if you know what I mean
>>12620394holy shitwho is this guy
>>12620423pony is always just the right size
>>12620378thats what i usually go for when i draw lewd, so take heart i guess.
>>12620406maybe more jovial than homer?Big boisterous guy that drinks and eats too muchThe kind who would slap you on the back hard enough to make you fall over and then laugh about it, but he means well
>tfw you will never encourage Pinkie to get a white-collar office job only to have her lose all joy in life as she monotonously slaves in a 9-5 office job.
>>12620394This guy is amazinghttp://i.imgur.com/qqTdVwA.jpg
>>12620461try jump_beefsuper easy mapI think jump_littleman was the hardest map
Hey guys, turns out if you dont practice you forget stuff. Like i forgot howto draw pon. anyone wanna give me a request to refresh my memory?
>>12620521>upside down vagina
>>12620525draw a pony
>>12620521Link to the guy?
>>12620520the world needs joyless office slaves. Or does it?
>>12620525Mass pinkie jolly suicide by cliffjumping
>>12620536who said that was the clitdon't assume things anon
>>12620525Cutiemark crusader astronauts
>>12620525Rarity playing TF2 and being an egotistical whiner.
>>12620525Rainbow Dash wearing a "hi my name is Rainbow Dash!" badge welcoming us to walmart
>>12620525Cute colts with big boners in tight older mare pussies.Or nonsexual cuddling. Whatever.
>>12620521http://i.imgur.com/D8bmqOm.jpgWould you raise your daughters right?
>>12620525You couldn't draw in the first place
>>12620525Lyra wearing Cerebella's hat.
>>12620520she would just probably beef it by being overjoyed and annoying everyone, getting fired around the second week for trying to give her boss a surprise party in the office without authorization
>>12620380What did pony do to deserve this....
>>12620550>tfw Jailbait is dead
>>12620612She didn't eat her vegetables
>>12620595>imgur is ded
>>12620341I guess Vinyl's got more than just the music in her
>>12620547honestly the world would probably get by without another shitty pointless iphone app or tablet gizmo
>>12620380Post your brushes.Please respond.
>>12620602>implying she wouldn't be the homer simpson of the workplace, causing shenanigans around the workplace and generally being useless>implying she wouldn't get a raise the 2nd week at her stay in the office
>>12620633I wonder if she'll get a chance to star on Satyrday Night Live
>>12620602>>12620520>Pinkie in an office setting
>>12620675put that away
>>12620675KLONDIKE I SWEAR TO GOD
>>12620473Buns look really good on Asian girls and they're often a good indicator of a hard working girl. And I think I know what you mean now.
What's that smell?
>>12620683wow, he really had it out for that guy
SEES BAD SEES BAD
>>12620683Simon sounds like a prick, would have awkward office sex with pinkie/10.
>>12620716i would do up twilight's buns IYKWIM
>>12620753>awkward office sex with pinkieHow so?
>>12620683>that last onetop lel
>>12620664>>12620683thats not how real offices work though
At least you're not this ugly
oh god, she fucks horses
>>12620764Getting drunk after some office party, one thing leads to another, leads to awkward stares and uncertain questions about where your relationship is. On your end at least, pinkie would probably just bound over to you and yell "Ready for round 2? 123go!"
Rate this pony
>>12620807that's what you think
>>12620734This video is relevant to my interest.
>>12620780haha is this even fucking real
>>12620834Not kicky enough.
>>12620807>LMJ>MSThat never fails to make me laugh.
>>12620807Most of them wouldn't look bad if they actually tried.
>>12620842It's as real as Nick Fury is.
>>12620834best episodesworst pony
>>12620899did you kill Ghost and eat her heart
>>12620807>some of them actually want to put on pretty dresses or suck multiple dicks
>>12620899NO ENDII THAT'S DANGEROUS
>>12620899I like trying out the brushes of good artists. Please.
>>12620885She may be worst pony, but she has best VA and best little sister.And she's best pony.
>>12620865>anything more than the bare minimumi doogity hoogity
>>12620919which ones would you force a dress on
>>12620919hey hey heythere's nothing wrong with wanting to wear a pretty dress, anon
>>12620952There is plenty wrong with that
>>12620919>steamchat puts on pretty dresses as they play hats
Hello? Yes this is pone
>>12620807I will say this, at least they had the courage to post their face. I think nobody should insult them until they do the same.
>>12621056Steamchat please go.
>>12620809>"Watch now as The Great and Powerful Trixie makes this stallion partially disappear!"
>>12621048can i talk to a better pone pleasepreferably one that didn't destroy the show
>>12621086Hey, I can't stand hypocrites.
>>12620944You look pretty bro fullstop but I don't know how you live with the long hair
I fucking love David Thorne.
>>12621114>Hey, I can't stand hypocrites.You don't have to be a chef to know when there's shit on your plate
We ponies and phones now?
>>12620931>goodpfffthahahaHere you go anyways, I guess.>>12620911you're next
>>12621088Hello 2006. How does it feel to know that the guy who did EFG is now drawing My Little Pony erotica?
So someone tried to get Ashleigh Ball to sign pony porn.Why?
>>12620807Most of them look perfectly normal.
>>12621175Depends on the picture
>>12621096No. You and Twilight Sparkle have the only phones in Equestria so she calls you every opportunity she gets. She likes to small talk a lot and when you tell her that you need to get off the phone now she says WOULDYOULIKETOCOMEOVERFORTEAANONYMOUSPLEASE and then she remains silent until you either answer or hang up the phone.
>>12621157ha joke's on you I have no artistic skill you'll only get moderately average at fighting games!
>>12621175Because bronies are stupid and creepy.
>>12621175she wasn't even at bronycon, gonna need a citation
>>12621056>posting your face on the internetwhy would you do that
>>12621157Thanks babe. I will make you proud.
>>12621185>2006 was 80 years ago.
>>12621204EhI'd pityfuck Twilight
>>12621145How can you insult someone that is better than you?
>>12621213But you post pictures of yourself all the time Scootaloo.
>>12621213why wouldn't you
>>12621225>pityfuck>a popular royal princess, heir to the throneHA
>>12621216>mankind has left earth 97,000 years ago
>>12621240Hey she's the one begging
>>12621138it naturally parts on the right, and i wear a hat when im not at work.
do you think leth can sing daisy bell?
>>12621256What kind of hat
>>12621254just because she wants to spend time with you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you, anonymousdo I need to explain the whole female interaction thing with you again
>>12620807>brokencogkinda reminds me of chad, one the kerbal space program developers
I want to draw just like 0r0, mlpg!
>>12621282I think I know when a pony wants to fuck, anon.
>>12621273black knit cap/tuque
>>12621276create those blueprintsTOMORROW I'LL
Seems like we're missing tons of latina Scoots material in both greentext dropboxes
>>12621305I'm inclined to think there's something sexual going on here, but it's the hairy nipples that erase any other thoughts.
>>12621305I'm out of Eggman mixed with ponies, you stole my other one.
>>12621235>How can you insult someone that is better than you?It's a stupid and fallacious argument to say "work can only be criticized by those who do it better"I can't cook but if a chef makes me something that makes me vomit then he can't say "WELL YOU MAKE SOMETHING BETTER"it doesn't work like thatthat is not the nature of the beast>>12621185>>EFG>>2006that's accurate
>>12621276>>12621305>>12621319IT'S FROM THE SHOW!
>>12621200>in his fucking voice;_;
>>12621329Hairy nipples let you know God doesn't exist.
>>12621346>There will never be a Robotnik that sounds like Long John Baldry
>>12621340You're either arguing with an idiot or a master ruseman
>>12621362Another one, I meant.
>>12621305oh godpleasesomeone draw that unf as fuck twilighti beg you
>>12621340I can understand not liking something or giving criticism, but insults are worthless.
>>12621362I still say he is the best robotnik out of all of them
>>12621397But it's already drawn, it's right there.
wow what a mary sue am I right guys
>>12621305>Fluttershy will never force you to strip for her
>>12621340how would EFG react to ponies?
>>12619245>>12619262These guys are professionals and are usually really nice about nervous people like this and will gladly do a picture for you like anyone else.I find it a little bit endearing
>>12621362I love the current VA, but Baldry was just on another level completely.
>>12621428She didn't start out mary sue, but she's quickly becoming one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXsxtoX_fCQIt's so terrible, but I love itKill me, please
>>12621436Don't you have a new waifu to be jerking off to?
>>12621463she already became one
Would you take your waifu on a cruise downtown at night and shoot the [breeze]?
>>12621460He's the only Robotnik voice I hear in my head when I used to read the comics.When I was reading the Sonic/Mega Man Archie crossover on a /co/ dump thread, it was friggin' AoSTH Robotnik and Ruby Spears Dr. Wily running the dialogue.
>>12621464http://youtu.be/ZjwNDJJB3-Ai know that feeli've been listening to this for the past 20 minutes
>>12621471Ms. Harsh pls
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>I wonder if I can find more Eggman with ponieshttps://e621.net/post/index?tags=robotnikThis was a mistake.
>>12621553WEH YOURE RIFE DEVESTATION
PONY HAS A BIG BUTT
>>12621514I once had this lodged in my head for a weekhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH_ulLbQr0Y
LOVING IN THE SUMMERTIME
>>12621561Not even 3 hours...
>>12621621why does he always have to make mouths like this?that he is generally terrible wouldn't be that much of a problem of he would stop with that fucking mouth.
>>12621621Actual song: https://soundcloud.com/masterpj/flutters-beep-face
Can someone recommend not very long, rather short, fapfics? Anything, really, I don't read much.
>>12621692>There was a pony>Then the pony had sex>End?
>>12621692You are going to have to tell us what you like. Did you try smareborru?
>>12621727i like the question markthat means that there might be a sequel.
>>12621636OhOhUmHow aboutBoxer Deer and Butterfly chatting - by which I mean Boxer Deer talking and Butterfly being all "my hooves are sore - it's cold in here - I'm hungry - I wish I was at home winning."
>>12621729No, nothing very fetishy, more like sightly cute, may be CMC or dominance/rapey (but not darf's they are disgusting and despressing),
Which artist samefags as anon the most while promoting their own art?
y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all y'all
>>12621784Can you imagine voice acting a character and that character tries to imitate another accent? Like Fluttershy trying to sound like AJ?
>>12621745That is a pretty sheep.
>>12621757ok ill work on it later i need to lay down because brains are coming out of my nose whoops
>>12621810What would it be like if Andrea Libman tried to imitate Ashleigh Ball's "southern" accent?
>>12621810>There will never be a body swap episode
>>12621842Closes we're going to get is the finale.
>>12621781That one I read, yes, more or less decent.Something liek that?
MLPGAre you having a wonderful time?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4RCOcz9ow
>>12621824All those lipstick marks makes me imagine her kissing those spots and it's very sensual.
>>12620226So would brushing her teeth with your own personal toothbrush count as violating her?
>>12621863so where's the video of her blowing the horse
>>12621883Yes it's her fetish
>>12621864i dont understand
>>12621864Why is fat pony so fucking prevalent? Like, I know there's fat fetishism in other fandoms but fucking seriously?
>>12621884Woman on horse sex can only be good for me if she's really into it.
>>12621913>tfw most women on horse sex, it looks like the woman is having the most miserable time of her lifeIf it were me, I'd be having the most delightful time
>>12621913Tell me about it>brazillian whores doing it for a paycheck0 out of fucking 10
>>12621941>>12621946My niggers.Wanting is the best fetish but hard to find.
pony wants you to touch their penis.
>>12621976I thought those were her eyelids, not contacts.
>>12621932she is p cute, I would her in the missionary position
>>12621976I swear to god I hate this Rarity cosplayer so much.
>>12621989s-shiny, you're married
>>12621860What could be more sensual than a lustful lamb trailing smoldering kisses from the tip of your nose to the nape of your neck?Her tongue darting out with every other press of her lips to catch the beads of sweat forming on your skin...
Wanting to be in Equestria is just escapism for your problems in real life
>>12621882I need recommendations anon, not full list to waste time with.Can you suggest anything? Actual text, prefereble, so it can be scaled.
>>12622014>Look at how small it is
DO IT, ROCKAPELLA
>>12622071Why is she lusting for it so hard?
>>12622068Marche I have no legs
so uhh, any good videos of the girls actually enjoying it?
>>12622071>Look how loose it is
>>12622071It gets bigger if you blow on it.
which pony enjoys anal sex the movie?
Alright! The mummy is ready for his mystical journey!
>>12621989Is it large?
>>12622112Here's a video of girls enjoying it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnJyCDGLUZU
>>12622133ApplejackShe likes to watch it to critique her own work
>>12622133Not PinkieShe's self-conscious about watching her past roles
>>12622153no pls no
>>12622179Watch it.You have to watch it.
>>12622181I like it. That's a pretty good expression, conveys the emotion well.
>>12622055>Big Mac knows this is wrong>but all the mares scare him>he's been around this sheep so long that he's comfortable>after a slow day, his sexual desires take over his boredom as he sports a full hard on>she notices>starts to nuzzle against the big red pony>Big Mac doesn't move, half out of fear and the other wanting>starts to breath hard>cock tenses on it's own with involuntary bucking into the air>he's held back so long>all that sexual repression>it's not wrong if nobody finds out, right?
Gilda is a very olde worlde style name
>>12622183She's just so unattractive to me.And her outfit is awful>I'm fat so I'll draw all the attention to my tits
>>12622071>Pony will never make fun of your size while playing with it
>>12622225She was originally going to be Grizelda.
>>12622195>she turns into a male ChangelingRuined
>>12622225Remember when FiM was supposed to have medieval level technology?Thanks Meghan!
>>12622251>implying you can tell the difference
>>12622238she draws, so who cares
>>12622261Remember when the ponies were supposed to act like real horses?Thanks Meghan!
>>12622261Except there was a train in the first season.
>>12622275Remember when Twilight wasn't a princess?Thanks Meghan!
>>12622261Nigga, we've seen technology greater than that in S1.Stop being a bitch.
>>12622277Which was pulled by horses.It was retarded, but I liked that touch.
>>12622277...you mean the one that was pulled by pones?