this thread is gay
Windows 8 edition.
this horse never lived:__:
what a terrible horseyou didn't even try at all
>>12607555Poor horse.I guess we should put her down.
>>12607346>>12607346Wanna talk about your mother?
>>12607566My mother looked nothing like that.Maybe that's why I'm so attracted to her, because she's better than my mother.
So, any new fapfics from here?
>>12607566Wanna talk about Celestia, Freud?
>>12607581>>12607581Question: can you stand huge-assed Luna facesitting?
>>12607587I demand this. Give it to me.
>>12607592>>12607597>>12607598http://pastebin.com/4ixvzWFPWarning: this was for a chubby chaser, so there's a lot of emphasis on her fat ass.https://derpiboo.ru/391836 for inspiration
previous gay >>12604019
>>12607597that's a pretty cool tripcode you've got there
>>12607615aw, is this going to be gross?
>>12607619rediv what's your opinion on homosex
>>12607615Man, and I just fappedThats a pretty good pic to take inspiration from, looking forward to reading it
>>12607620Why thanks. I really wanted one that had "General" in it, but I couldnt get one with tripcode explorer after two days on a dual cpu server I borrowed use from.
>>12607619Seriously, red.It's not good for you to be so adorable around the kind of people who post here.
>>12607626homosex is pretty okay and great>>12607638wh-what
>>12607647what if pinkest princess made homosex the law
>>12607615>http://pastebin.com/4ixvzWFPINCOMPLETE. GIVE MORE.
How euphoric are you in this moment, on a scale of "blessing of a phony god" to "enlightened by my intelligence"?
>>12607658then I'd know who to homosex
>>12607647Watch your butt, they might boop it
>>12607642I was in a big circle jerkey CYOA series with other world leaders and powers. I was as my name is now
>>12607668I would boop inside red.
>>12607665The most euphoric.
>>12607668god dammitdon't talk about rediv's butt.I haven't fapped in like 3 days.
>>12607647Being adorable is a class A felonyYou could be thrown in the iso-cubes for 6 months
>>12607684It's plump and squishable, like a big fluffy pillow
>>12607665So euphoric, I became a princess.
>>12607685Arrest on intentionally false charges is punishable by dishonorable discharge and 3 months in the isocubes.
>>12607708Now that I think of it...Instead of using handcuffs, they probably put chained-together horseshoes on the criminal instead.
>>12607675>implying all browsers arent botnets
>>12607665so euphoric, i no longer fear death
>BRO + PONY = BRONY>MIND = BLOWN
>>12607756Yea, I am. And I'm gonna prove it. Right here, right now, with you.
>you will never grope rediv's butt>you will always shitpost
>>12607775>Implying there aren't potheads browsing right now
>local news didn't cover bronyconOh thank god
>>12607794Are you psychic?
>>12607778UNLEASH MY POWERAMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12607790that dude has a lot of teeth
>>12607801ESP are a fascinating thing
give me your tired, your poor, your huddled broniesyearning to post pone
Why so glum, my faithful student? Are you not happy that your quest is complete, and you can return to your studies in Canterlot?
>>12607775Shit.I could go for some pancakes so hard right now.
>>12607815Shut up and smoke some weed with me.
>>12607815>Why was Twilight so Glum at the end of the two-parter?>Shouldn't she have been happy that her quest was complete and she could return to her studies in Canterlot?
>>12607842Roogna pls ______stay_______
>tfw drunk>overcome with an urge to tell people how drunk I amI get it now.
>>12607858but anon I can I am bed
>>12607874The prophecy has come true
>>12607665i am transcendent. The hougyokou fills me with it's power and wil.
it always upsets me when I see an entire screen of MLPG that doesn't contain any images.
>>12607908does this help?
>>12607849>American Wilfred>not Australian Wilfredpleb.>tfw never watched it when it was only AustralianWho watches SBS anyway?!
>>12607908I find myself wanting for unf. I have given all my unf's away.
>>12607874I got that feeling once. Like if I started slurring my posts and misspelling words people would be all like 'wow look at that cool guy who has been drinking alcohol.'It totally works like that
What if pony was a brony?
>>12607934How does one accrue unfs?
>>12607938I don't think any amount of inebriation could make me mis-spell words.That's how autistic I am.i do admit that it's slightly more difficult, though.
>>12607940Rape her as punishment.
>you will never a sexually forward Derpy
>>12607965>incoming greentext fapfic
>>12607947Youre born with a certain amount. Depends on how slutty you were in your past life as a pony.
>>12607975What if I were the slutty mare?
>>12607975Wait, so I'm using up my unfs?
>>12607975but unfs naturally regenerate very quicklyI'm always getting new ones
>>12607790don't eat my mom tho
>>12607969I really can't picture it.I'm okay with clusmy and ARAARA girls (and masturbated to it a lot), but I can't help seeing Uglypone as suffering of real mental retardation. It'd be the same as child abuse.
>>12607938I just take longer to correct my spelling, being drunk isn't an excuse for spelling like a spastic
>>12607985Yes>>12607989Then you must be a pony right now
>>12607993How come we don't get to grope your butt?
>>12607999Uh, but she's not retarded in that cap. She just really wants to fuck.
GENTLEMENI believe I have discovered a nearly untapped part of the fandom:Griffon babies. Most of the work is of Gilda and even that is next to nothing.
>>12608007because you're on the internet
>>12608034Why havent you painted a pony red yet?
>>12608034what if I'm not?
>>12608032Dude noWe're not up to that yet.We need to exhaust several other facets of the fandom before we're ready to start thoroughly sullying the peripheral races of MLP with our insatiable lust.We only just got the Maredusa, work with that for a week or two.
>>12608022I still associate her look to a certain behaviour. If she behaved in a completely different way, she'd still be in Derpy's body.
>>12608032There's some Gilda/griffons oviposition fanart.Some of it is surprisingly hot.
with luck, my waifu Creber will not become one of those "Euphoric Fedorics" in her teen years. I still love her regardless though, i'm just saying.
>>12608096But anon, she already sports a fedora.
>>12608104Well then I guess you can say she's Fedorable
>>12608116I want to kill you, now.
>>12608104She is already fedoras.One day you wake up and get some cereal. You pour it into your bowl. The cereal has been replaced by tiny fedoras. Looking closer at the bowl, you realize it is an upturned fedora. I give you a fedora.
>>12608104she still has the chance to hang it up. Anyone can hang up their fedora, so can you.
>>12608079Not what I was looking for, but I'll take it. Where's it at?
>>12608142You look at the coat rack. Upon closer inspection, it is a pile of fedoras.You try to post on mlpg, the standard rape.>fedoraIt is already too late, the thread is filled with fedoras. Fedoracore music becomes the background sound of the entire board.
>>12608096If I catch even an inkling that she is becoming a neckbeard, you have my guarantee that I will sprint/fly to wherever she is at the time and use my cunning wiles to fix her.It's all well and good for random fedoramancers on tumblr and reddit to be complete retards, but I won't allow a source of such potential and natural talent succumb to such decrepitude.
>>12608130Why are we neighing? Ross cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Marker pony stares at you as the cow falls apart into Ross' drawings. You look down only to see me with mimes for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the brony.
>>12608175yea, she is much better than that.
>>12608175Would you fuck the fedora out of her?
>Anon casts: Straight Ship!
>>12608230>implying Celestia doesn't want the best for her subjects
>>12608296I wouldn't need to.I would do it, but I wouldn't need to do it.
>>12608297the soarindash is the worst sraightship
>>12608297I really, really want a fanficsmutfic about this ship
>>12608230we kinda stopped making thesei liked them
So anything intresting in the past two hours?
>>12608330I gave you a hamburger.
>>12608327That is the least romantic thing everOh god, he didn't even have it baked into the bread, he just pushed it in.
>>12608341did it have an engagement ring in it
>>12608345Maybe it did.Maybe it didn't.
>>12608327>a chicken sandwhich>not a McRib2/11 would not marry
>>12608343Celestia: rare and preciousCadence: dime-a-dozen, fucking whore
>>12608342I'm gonna ask Rarity to marry me like thatNow excuse me I have my Fedora collection to pic up from the mail
>>12608359I-I would marry you...
The show died with A Canterlot Wedding
>>12608368Yeah.I just said you're a whore.That's the only way he could get any; by paying for it.
>>12608369Would you anon, would you really.
>>12608380correcteverything after MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM is fanfiction
>>12608386I would a moustachio'd Bon Bon.Gives me something to hold onto.
>>12608391Mmmm yes, the harem grows ever larger
>>12608399That artstyle is cute, not sexy.
>>12608411t-there are others?o-oh my
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>>12608411No wonder Harshwhinny left you. You're a bigger whore than she is
>>12608414Have her head rest on the chest and that would be grant.
>>12608431>ZebraYess, good goy.
Man, you guys are exceptionally awful today. I actually checked the thread title three times to make sure if I didn't end up somewhere else.I-I still love you though no homo
>>12608431>a whole week of buildupI'm pretty sure it doesn't work like thatI think you hit maximum returns after like a day or so
>>12608419Yeah like a bunch>>12608428>No wonder Harshwhinny left youdebatable
>>12608431>Wanting small Zebra dick just because they have more cum
>>12608230>implying Twilight is smart
>>12608449>that ghetto drop shadow
>>12608459Twilight is the princess librarian after all. She's super smrt
>>12608460>not mentioning the 8-point Impact font
>>12608471No, she isn't. Memorizing the worth of the Alexandrian library doesn't make you smart.
MLP IS FUCKING GAY!
>>12608472>not pointing out he forgot a 3
>>12608471y'all still at Baltimore, how is everyone?
>>12608472but impact is the official font of internet memes
I HAVE CAPTURED THE PINK PONY THAT YOU GUYS CALL PONKAIF YOU DO NOT BRING ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN 5 MINUTES AT THE POINT PROVIDED BY MY CONTACT I SHALL FEED HER LEMONS. RAW. WITH NOTHING ON THEM.
>>12608479I guess. Compounding knowledge and actually understanding things is kind of distinct. I figure twilight is both.>>12608487Waking up and packing out. We need to be out by 12 and hotel staff is salivating at us being gone.When I'm home I'll see if I can get a stream up and tell you guys of this con experience and upload the rest of my pics in one place.
>>12608510Ponka is worst pone. Also lemons are healthy, so thanks for that.
>>12608510I am sure Panka would be fine without us. She kept a stash of sugar in her mane.
>>12608510Joke's on youWe only care about Pinkie.Ponka is a cheap knock-off.
>>12608518From what we've seen, Twilight can only get that knowledge, not actually use it.There's been very few instances in which she, herself, applied such knowledge. Otherwise, she's as dumb as a brick with a sparkly horn.
>>12608520>>12608522...I HAVE ALSO CAPTURED THE ONE THAT YOU CALL APPLE JACKI SHALL FEED HER ORANGES SHOULD YOU NOT BRING THE MONEY
>>12608533Apple Jack is a cereal, not a pony.
>>12608510>>12608533WHAT ABOUT IF I JUST BRING YOU A FEDORA INSTEAD?
Pony is not real
>>12608595eww no, griffons smell like cat piss and bird shit
>>12607924>SBSSex and Bloody Soccer
pony wants cuddles
AND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEWILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>12608623cuddle with baby griffons. They have wings like pegasai, but purr when you cuddle with them!
>>12608636Can't a better one love me?
I want to suck on Edith's toes and tail.
DOGE I SUMMON YOUFREE US FROM THE DED
>>12608648That's beyond disgusting and you should feel terrible.
>>12608646>implying anything is better than yellowquiet
Feels weird when you shave your cock after a while of being hairy.
>>12608654I want lick her sweaty armpits
>>12608664>having a hairy cockWhat are you, a mutant?
>>12608652Hush now.No dogeOnly Griffy
>>12608674Not the shaft I mean, just the balls and surrounding area.
>>12608683>having hairy ballsAgain, are you a mutant? Bet you even shave your fur, freak
>>12608694>shaving your furWho left this pony in charge of not being a casual bastard?
>>12608662what can I sayI enjoy my unfs and like to share them with others
>implying you can have multiple waifus/a haremSorry, It's one or none.
>>12608710I avoid this problem by not waifuing anything, ever
>>12608710but I love all the ponies
>>12608622That is the most apt description of SBS I have ever heard.
>>12608694>implying ball hair is abnormalIt may not be as hairy, but it's still there.
>>12608710Looks like the waifu police finally got their ponut eating butts out of bed.
>>12608710>not having a cute OC bat trap bat pone as a waifu.Sure is entry level here. I bet your waifu is even the plebbest of them all, Fluttershy.
>griffy and edithOH GODNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>12608723Yeah, right, freak. Go and shave your your legs while at it.
>>12608729We can do better.
Button's mom is hot
>>12608744YES. BEST ED STORY EVER
>>12608683trim, never shave, you're gonna have horrible itching and ingrown hairs
>>12608744>>12608751the show should have been called Ed, Edward and Eddy.
>>12608710I'll simply learn magic and create a marem from stone and dirt.But it wont stop there my cute and naive anon, it'll be an army of stone and dirt mares, super small ones that enter the bodies and minds of regular pones, transforming them from the inside out and giant ones digging underground to assault canterlot.I'll do what my queen could never accomplish.
>>12608807Lets spend the night togetherLets work the night togetherLets go night clubbing right now! now! now! now!
>>12608710>not just having different modes of essentially the same waifurate my new waifu's purity out of 10, MLPG.
>>12608710what if pone waifu love triangle?
LURKING ANONS, REVEAL THYSELF!
>>126088290/10 Extremely unpure, most likely serves as the school's public transportation.
>>12608829>ganjuro1/10 made me reply.
>>12608856noi shall lurk forever and never contribute
>>12608710You can have a single waifu, but several crushes.
>>12608829>FLutter anything>purekekest top
>>12608874I have eleven waifus and you cannot stop me!
>>12608881appledan pls, that isn't healthy
>>12608856ay what up nig
>>12608856I cast a reflect spell!You now must reveal who you are, anon!
>>12608932You don't even know how hard I would fuck it.
pony is infected
>>12608944is it too late to hack off the limb?
>>12608943Can't be any harder than I would.
>>12608881you also try to frame people
>>12608962No, I don't.
>>12608893I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT
would pone refuse to live with you if she found out you were running a grow up in your house
>>12608977I hate to say it, but pony can move outmy name is on the lease and it's totally legal besides, I'm the one paying the power bill
>>12608956I propose an Iron Fucker competition. A series of debaucherous contests to decide who's the best once and for all!
>princesses touching buttsL-LEWD!
>>12608932I don't quite get the obsession with this guy's panda.Is it supposed to be a girl or a trap?
>>12608990I would fuck Ken's panda for weeks straight.
>>12609003I only see one princess there anon
>>12608932I dislike Ashcorp and it's unfortunate that Rose-Senpai is friends with him.
>>12609009I was led to believe it's a trap.
>>12609037Ken said it was a girl.He just wanted a cute OC to represent him.
>>12609040You aren't a princess, Twilight.You're only a winged fucking moron.
>>12609032I liked his foreverpandering videos.I don't care for his singing or panda.
>>12609048Then why does Celestia refer to her as PRINCESS Twilight?
Just in case the requester missed it yesterday or something.
>>12609051wait waitKen Ashcorp is ForeverPandering?Dude, I love the shit out of that guy!
>>12609066It's like the king of fools parade in Hunchback of Notre Dame.
>>12609066Because Celestia rules on delusion and lies. Twilight is just yet another braindead pawn to her.
>>12608876nonsense, my waifu is as pure as cadence on her wedding day.
>>12609072THE TUMMY WAS FAT
>>12609072what a chubby rarathats really fucking cute
>>12609085>that fucking tattoo on her thighJalm, we need to talk about what is pure and what is not.
>>12609085>cadence>not a ginormous whorebaganon plspls anon
>>12609003I hope there's more rump bumping in S4.I hope there's a rump bumping episode.
>>12609085when are you going to quest again?
>>12609074Yeah, they're one and the same. He just deleted those old rant videos and started branding himself as a singer instead shortly afterwards.
>>12609085>anonyWHY NOT CALL THE COPS WITH SOME VALUABLE INFORMATION TO HELP SOLVE A CRIME WITHOUT REVEALING YOUR OWN IDENTITYYYYY!
>>12609085>that tattooI have some very bad news, Anon
>>12609122snitches get stitches
>>12609124Oh jeeze, I love these.
>>12609032>I dislike X and it's unfortunate that Y-Senpai is friends with him.welcome to my world
>>12609072I was in the stream NignogThanks again. I love it a lot.
I'm gonna take request before going to bed
>>12609095it's a tattoo of a floweri-i'm sure it's just a metaphor for her love of gardening>>12609108I don't know, what do people want?
>>12609187anon and sweetie cuddling
>>12609187draw a bat pony!
>>12609187How about Derpy and Carrot Top kissing?
>>12609187mummy queen horse treating you poorly and demanding you worship her
>>12609187Rainbow Dash in a ''Say no to Drugs!'' ad and not being able to act very well
>>12609187Twilight hugging Rarity with her wings
Why isn't there a "Slow anon, fast ponie's" show?
>>12609216>Anon desperately tries to avoid ponies>They always catch him and snuggle him to death>Every episode is the same but with a different pony
Evens Be a lazy fuckOdds Practice
>>12609252Have fun, loser
Is it possible to be horrified by seemingly cute art? Because I'm feeling that way right about now.
>>12609252FINALLY I DO WHAT I WANT>>12609259I SHALL THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>>12609188>flower>inner thighYep. She's a slut
>>12609264MOVIE PERSONHORSES ARE NOT THIS SATURATED
>>12609251>snuggling him to deathThat's sounds scary,comfy and cute all at the same time
>>12609264Anything is possible anon :^)
>>12609264THAT IS NOT CUTETHAT IS BEYOND HORRIFYINGDAMN. I MEAN DAMN
what if batpone had foals wit regular pone?>>12609082stupid duplicate files
>>12609188>it's a tattoo of a flowerIts a fucking tattoo, in her inner thigh no less. No pure girl would get something as dirty at that.
>>12609216>"Hey anon's, wait up">"Oh no, I got spaghetti all over me"
>>12608856Hello am I late
Your favourite pony could work out more.
OH SHIT ALMOST FORGOT TO VOTE MY WAIFU>tfw she's on first placeIt's great
>>12609379I'd rather not have my ponies look like Michelin mascot.
>>12609327>check batpony tag on derpibooru for the first time in a while>almost everything from the /mlp/ thread is either a recolored vector or poorly drawn
>>12609381>RarityYou have a mediocre waifu, anon.
>>12609411I will fucking slap you if you insult my waifu again you double nigger
>>12609423Rarity is shit.
>>12609408It's more than whatever MLPG can come up with.
>>12609433Erecting a princess.
>>12609449this is bait
>>12609288>:^)haweing fun? :^)
>>12609423>Not turning him into a pony>Not turning him into Rarity>Not forcing him to act just like her
>>12609423Slut slut slut slut slutjajajaja
>>12609469I wish to be turned into a pone and be forced to be a qt 3.14 Anon's waifu
>>12609381>tfw she's on first placeHow do you tell?
>>12609449what happened to that guy who wanted to sitr up a "war" between us and the bat pony general?did he finally realize that neither of us are children with anger issues like the ones found on le ebin /b/?
>>12609494The Hub posted on Facebook recently that Rarity is winning
>>12609501I've been playing The Last Of Us
what the fuck u say nigga?
>>12609518Tell Joel that he's a huge faggot
>>12609502i'll just wait for lee harvey horsewald to correct the outcome.
>>12609540>not john withers hoofe
>>12609531b-but he just wanted to save his surrogate daughter
Stop forcing this shit Hasbro. No one's gonna take it.
>>12609565what is this in reference too?
>>12609565So what about the rest of her friends? They don't get jack shit for their friendship?>BUT THEY SAID THE PRINCESSES WOULD TRICKLE DOWN
>>12609565Fuck you Twilight.
>>12609560Yeah I'm sure she'll have a happy life later when everything is even worse. Thinking about the future? Pff overrated.I understand his decision but fuck him he's a faggot
>>12609565I can already imagine all those barely-sentient rolls of fat screeching "DASS MAH GURLL!!!!!" at this.God, I can smell it. It fills me with rage. And vomit.
>>12609491>Tfw you'll never turn into a pony only to be forced to dye your coat and change your voice for a Flutterfag
>>12609591humans as a species are best known for being emotional and illogical at bestit's easier to look from an outsider's perspective and say he should've let her die so they could use her body to try and find a cure but he clearly wasn't ready to do that given their growing bond
>>12609615>>12609583Calm down guys. You're taking this way to serious.>>12609578well one could argue that Twilight did more than her friends but thing is that all of them did more than Cadence in the goddamn pilot. So it isn't just the accomplishments or Friendship. We really don't know that much about the process.
>>12609565Fuck you Twilight, I'm not voting for any of you
>>12609655TOO SERIOUS?!IS THIS NOT FUCKING SERIOUS TO YOU? WHAT DO YOU THINK WE ARE, SOME RANDOM FUCKING YAHOOS PRETENDING TO BE MAD?FUCK YOU, MAN, TWILIGHT USED TO BE MY WAIFU
>>12609655legends say that when Hasbro decide they need to sell more toys, a new princess shall be coronatedsometimes out of thin air
>>12609565what the fuck is this all about anyways?
Pony moms are sexy
>>12609681There's some stupid poll on the durl website
>>12609640True but thing is that if he spent one single minute thinking about the future he'd realize that that's a bad thing. I mean there's a pretty big chance they'll be fucked by everything. And eventually they'll lose. Both choices are shit but one has a miniscule chance to make everything a bit better.Again I can understand his choice and am sure that 90% of the people that would be in his place would do the same but still...It's a horrible decision.Also the people who say that it's the good decision because the tapes are faggots
>>12609711I think the point is that there isn't a universally good ending but Joel just wanted what would make both him and Ellie happiest
>>12609681There's a poll on the Hub's website for fan favorite pony.Pony that wins will get a marathon on the 1st of September on the Hub
>>12609686Mom ponies are also sexy.
>>12609729Yeah it's still a bad decision since you know the world is fucked and it's getting worse and worse. Kid won't probably reach 20-25 before getting killed.
>>12609748ponies are sexy
So mulpug.What'cha listening to?
My dick hurts.
>>12609749oh and fuck clickers by the wayI'm starting a survivor run now and I'm almost tempted to upgrade the shiv skill to survive a clicker attack
What's the name of the action that involves watching retarded people saying objectively wrong things and getting angry on purpose
>>12609791I can kiss it for you, Anon.
>>12609785my headphones are broken and i can't listen to anything at the moment. so I´m looking for a new pair
>>12609798"Browsing 4chan''The act of watching retarded people saying objectively wrong things and getting angry on purpose
>>12609791mine too, I masturbated to ponies way too much this week
>>12609785https://soundcloud.com/ideaot/funny-testRate my taste
>>1260989211/10 fuck yeah
>>12609755No, anon, you're sexy :)
>>12608856Hi.Flutter is the bestest cutest horsie.
>>12609998Don't dew it!
>>12610007I need an adult
>>12610013Shut up Terse 2.0a
>>12610005>Conversion Bureau That's still a thing?
So what I get from Luna's "cannon" personality is that she's outgoing, but naive about the social norms. The biggest sources are the episode with her and the snippet in Big Mac's comic. What do you guys speculate about her?
>>12610013I hate hippie ponies
>>12610042She loves video games because that is my headcanon.
>>12610042"canon" Luna is just all of S1 Luna's fanon wrapped in an awesome package.
>>12610035considering this spin-off is nearly a year old, I would say it's not really a thing anymore
>>12610013fluttershy is my waifu
>>12610042She's scary. Did you saw her thirst for victory and Glory? SHE'LL CRUSH YOU TO WIN AND THEN DRINK SWEET NECTAR FROM YOUR SKULL AT THE VICTORY FEASTShe's cute and al. Would be nice to see more of here.
>>12610062RIght. Didn't see the date.
>rediv's blog is passworded
>>12610089>kraut's porn blog was "secret"
>>12610042If you've ever had a fantasy or daydreamed about taking somebody from hundreds of years ago on a tour of today's modern world then you pretty much have luna
Let's judge episodes that aren't out yet.Seriously, let's do that.
>>12610089I shouldn't have kept sending her asks about her butt...
>>12610125I think the crippleloo ep will be heart wrenching.
>>12610125>Twilight is an alicornCRAP>Meghan is in chargeCRAP>Ponies are in itARE THEY EVEN TRYING? FUCK THIS SHIT I QUIT PONIES
>>12610125Magical Mystery Cure's gonna ruin it all, I bet. There's no way the writers can figure out a way to salvage this shit.
>>12610057She loves Doritos, too!
>>12610131I bet you 5$ she'll fly.
>>12610120I think he's more looking for personality traits though. It's not like everybody from the past had the same personality type thing, he's trying to find bits that aren't related to that.
>>12610138it was all a dream
Which pony would completely melt during sex and her pleasure will cause her to become weak as she fades into it?
>>12610103>those recent inflation picturesDayum.
Holy christ ponies are still a thing!
Fact: Twilight is not an alicornDouble fact: Cadence doesn't existTURBO fact: Everything beyond S1E2 (and in fact a lot of the episode itself) is Twilight's coma dreams after she charged straight at NMM and didn't teleport out of the way and straight up lost the fight
>>12610171I'm sorry, Anon, but...They never were.
>>12610158Chrysalis. It's like eating for her, and if you eat a lot, you feel sleepy and have to take a nap.
>>12610158Remember that night we were talking about ponies turning into a gelatinous form sexual pleasure?
>>12610171No they're not, anon. This is all a dream.
>>12610182>coma dreamsI know you're joking but augh
>>12610182Explains why all the other characters are just like cardboard cutouts.
>>12610182no anonshe did teleport out of the wayshe defeated nightmare moon, s1 and s2 happened, Cadence married Shining Armor, Sombra was defeated, Trixie Returned, Twily murdered a bunch of Pinkie Pies and the rest of s3 happened too
>>12610182>coma theoriesFuck, be more original and you die.
>>12610199What if this is all a coma dream?
>>12610202no, Twilight Sparkle is the cardboard cut-outdo you even merchandise?
>>12610182>Finale>She wakes up>Celestia banished NMM to the moon 1000 years again>She moves to Ponyville and becomes friends with those ponies she had a coma off but find out they are very different from her coma dream>she has a quite life with her new friends but still thinks of the coma dreams
why aren't you walking the path of generations?
>>12610233What if you're dead and this is hell?
>>12610256What if we never survived that first hiatus
>>12610178i'd lick her feet like lollipops
>>12610249I am hype for this episodeI can't wait to find out why Pinkie's on a road trip with the Apples
>>12610264I thought the crash happened during the second hiatus, but then I wasn't around for the first
>>12610264My threads are DEAAAAAAD
>>12610264What if we're all real?
>>12610273Feetfags are the worst.
>>12610178>>12610273Libman feet are so soft looking
>>12610289But full stop you should be ok as long as no one cuts your nape
>>12610249I don't know what that is
>>12610273I bet you would, freako
Sisterhooves Social is the only good episode.
>determined to start drawing after weeks of not even trying>you get a random tumblr like>it's from an artist who draws much cuter than you ever will
>>12610330>implying that you don't have a foot fetish.
>>12610330I would lick those soles and toes all day
>>12610343I dunno man, Look before You Sleep was pretty cool
>>12610344BELIEVE IN YOURSLEF. CRUSH HIM 'NEATH YOUR MIGHTY TREAD.
>>12610286>you will never go on a road trip with pinkie>she will never talk nonstop, doing random hyper things like trying to give you road head
>>12610352some of the sounds I use don't work properly for some reason
>>12610330i bet her husband really digs his tongue between her toes to extract maximum flavor while she giggles and gasps with her cute pinkie voice
>>12610377>forget to tag soundfuk
>>12610371i don't even care about the guy, he draws mostly egg grills now it's just a little disheartening
>>12610374PINKIE NOYOU HAVE TO WEAR THE SHOULDER BELT, IT DOESN'T DO ANY GOOD IF IT'S BEHIND YOUALSO YOU SHOULD BE SITTING IN A BOOSTER SEAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A LITTLE PONY NOT A BIG PERSON
>>12610397it's disheartening that somebody you liked the art of liked your art?that doesn't make any sense
>>12610397Crush them ALL 'neath your mighty tread.
>>12610387I bet her pet xenomorph parasite loves digging around in her belly, extracting all the blood and guts from her before busting out while you're too busy licking trough her toes to notice it drilling through your skull
>>12610404>drawfags in charge of not being crazy all the time
>>12610413I like to think I'm not crazy all the time, just some of the time.
>>12610042In the earliest days, she was a bombastic warmonger that was held in line by celestia.
>>12610387I want to lick between her toes after she bikes a charity benefit marathon
>>12610404i didn't even know about them until five minutes ago. i feel like i don't deserve it, especially so late
>>12610413I resent that.
>>12610402luckily, pinkie is indestructible and very softdoesn't mean she won't make you almost crash while flicking her tongue on the sensitive underside of your head
>>12610374>FUN? FUN FUN! FUN FUN?>HEY ANON WHERE ARE YOU GOING>FUN FUN FUN>IS THAT A CHOCOLATE BAR?
>>12610435you left out a few letter in represent
>>12610434That doesn't make any sense. shouldn't you be happy instead of sad?
>>12610377>>12610390Well that [worked].
>>12610442>>12610448But I'm so levelheaded!
YOU'RE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOR PINK
>>12610468Woah, slow down with the CRAZY EXCLAMATION POINTS, cowboy.
>>12610446>pinkie rides around on your back all day, giving you lewd suggestions at inappropriate times
>>12610446>ANON ANON ANON>TAKE THIS EXIT QUICK WE GOTTA STOP HERE>ANOOOOOON, YOU JUST MISSED IT!>Now we'll NEVER get to see the biggest ball of twine in Iowa!
>>12610506oh god I can really see her doing that
>>12610506Why are we in Iowa, are we hardpore cornographers?
>>12610495DO YOU LIKE SYNTHPOP
>>12610374>Pinkie road headI would cum forever
>>12610495AY AY AY,THAT GIRL HAS A PRETTY BIG BUTT, DON'T YOU THINK, ANON?
seezun 4 wan
>>12610377[green]Klingon griffons are fun.
>>12610506>Iowa>not MinnesotaGet out of the car. Now.
>>12610536>Bad Horse gets his start in crime.png
>>12610495PULL ON THE FIRE ALARM ANONDOITDOITDOITDOIT
>>12610544hey anon you should pull out your cock and start jacking it right here in front of everybodyhere i'll help you
>>12610506>Goof Troop movie with Pinkie
>>12610586inmersion ruined, it was supposed to be silly lewd things, not full dick wavery
>>12610523>>12610555I dunno, I was just thinking about big states that would probably have balls of twine in them. Just got back from Minnesota, actually, nice place but what does it have to do with anything?
>>12610605Sombra is gray, not black
>>12610495WHY AREN'T YOU DRAWING ANON
>>12610622THAT'S NOT LEWD AT ALLTHAT JUST MAKES ME FEEL GUILTY
>>12610628when is celestia/luna episodewhere we finally get to see the epic battle hinted at in the pilot
>>12610622THE POST NUMBER SAID I CAN BE LAZY ALL DAY
is road head as good as everyone says it isseems like cleanup would be difficult, not to mention driving
>>12610638all you're getting is a flashback scene in a twilight centric episode
When is Season 4 airing? I heard it was soon a while ago but I'd like an actual date.
>>12610653well with the new google self driving car it will be easy as pie
>>12610666I'd also like a date. Or a fig.
>>1261066623rd of November Satan,
>>12610692Anon I really don't care about Street Fighter X TakenStill funny how most people didn't even check the link
>>12610653I'd assume you're supposed to swallow to avoid ruining the interior
>>12610683That was cute at first but once I let it run for a little while it turned creepy.Thanks anon.
>>12610692Why is 90% of /v/ so stupid?
>>12610692>Tekken X Street FighterHow lame.
>>12610692If that was real the Wii U sales would see a huge increase
>>12610716YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL
>>12610717because 90% of bronies exist
>>12610692I would buy it.
>>12610692>250 responses to a fake linkI knew /v/ was retarded, but goddamn
>>12610717Because video games are a subjective entertainment medium and people are usually in a dualistic mindest of things like good/bad and anonymity makes them think they can talk without reprocussion so it went on for years and now people who are actually stupid went there thinking they were in good company.
>>12610708INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
>>12610692Fun fact: If /v/ flipped out like this over ALL tie-in bullshit, then the gaming industry would probably improve as a whole.you have the power, /v/, why won't you use it?
>>12610759just like mlpg.
>>12610759Did you actually expect /v/ to act rationally?
>>12610774I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATRE
i just came to button's momis this normal
>>12610775Too divided. They would rather hate and cause reactions like with Phil Fish.
>>12610775No it wouldn't.No they don't.
>>12610775They're too busy being retarded about the consoles
>>12610795Why not, Button does it all the time.
>>12610798>like with Phil Fish.Did I miss something?
>>12610817button button who's got the button
>>12610818He quit video games and canceled Fez 2 because people were being honest with him.realy The Fisher saga is quite hilarious
>>12610818phil fish is a gigantic goddam babby on the internet
>>12610818/v/ spammed him with hate and one day he blew up. They kept dicking with him because they loved the reaction and he cancelled Fez 2.
>>12610833>>12610835>>12610840Nothing important then?
>>12610833>a sequel to a good game is cancelled because he was a jerkIt was stupid. Yeah, he was a massive faggot, but the game was great.
>>12610840It wasn't really /v/, either. Just one guy calling him a fucking cunt.
>>12610850>greatIt's not a bad game, it's somewhat fun but it ain't great.Still I respect your opinion
>>12610817this is button: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2VhC1QF7wwtrigger warning: squeaky voice
glory to astrotska
does anyone have reference of her cutie mark?
>>12610874Then watch this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVNXtV3ZaN4
>>12610877arstotzka* you traitor swineand ARSTOTZKA came to STEAM recently.
>>12610877TO THE SLAUGHTER
>>12610795No, she's really hot
>>12610891I assume he was making a horse pun.
>>12610891It's not out until the 8th
>>12610879Japanon have you made a tumblr or a galary?
Anon, I'm p-p-pregnant and it's definitely yours!!
>>12610930Why does she have fangs? She's a herbivore.
>>12610930>BCS will have children and it's all my faultTime to get a coathanger, cyanide pill and a gun.
>>12610930Really? Oh jeez, I better read some books!
>>12610930can we still fuck
>>12610888>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVNXtV3ZaN4that was amazing
>>12610941pony have canines in the show anonAlso ham sandwich
BCS, you can't be pregnant, you know that. Even if you could, nobody would stick anything inside that mutilated reminder of a once totally normal person. It just wouldn't be a moral thing to do.
>>12610941It's part of pony evolution.
Oh /v/ you can be so funny sometimesTo bad that's only once in a blue moon
Why didn't you tell me War Thunder was so much fun, MLPG?Especially since it was pony related
>>12610942First, the coathanger must be coated in cyanide. Then, the coathanger must be applied directly to BCS' face. Lastly, a gun must be brought to yourself for sticking it inside a walking abomination.
>>12610957Holy shit, they do?B- but what about Faust? Didn't she say something to the contrary?
https://www.dropbox.com/s/aodz3izpfiolw51/20130804_171818.mp4Libman was pretty bro
>>12610975I shudder at the thought of Activision doing a MLP game.I would buy every single DLC related to it, no questions asked.
>>12610874I'm allergic to fan projects, is this actually worth ten seconds?
B-but you told me I was the worst pony and you hated me and you d-d-d-d-didn't love me anymore... so I guess I should just get an abortion, especially after the last time, I'm just not fit to be the mother of little fillies...
>>12610990Not really as far as I remember.The only thing she ever said was that they raise pigs for truffles when asked about that.
>>12610927>galaryAT THE GALA
>>12611010What? Who said that? WHO SAID THAT?And you'd be a great mom.
Daily reminder to not respond to BCS, it's just trying to get more attention.
>>12611003What if Gearbox does a pone game?
>>12611018AT THE GARA
>>12611025Handsome Jack would be in Rarity's house
>>12611010fun fact: fluttershy had her tubes tied at the age of three
>>12611010That's impossibleYou're the best pony
>>12610998>clappingWhyWhy does this happen every timedsfaklm
>>12611038Yeah, I thought it was pretty retarded but at least it wasn't the entire room
>>12610990Faust also said ponies go to the bathroom in the open freely anywhere after we've seen outhouses and diapers in a season she was still working on.Reminder: Lauren is not a real person allowed to make jokes, everything must be viewed as strict canonical suggestion.
>>12610998Wait what?Did someone pay $150 just so that Libman would sing to them? and only for two verses?
>>12610998how do i camera
The Cakes told me I was a good babysitter but what if they were lying? What if they're all lying?
>>12611038Someone should make a bill restricting clapping to once per presentation.
>>12611048DudeSomeone paid 60€ for a bottle of fanta and someone else paid 260€ or something ridiculous like that for a hug from Peter New
>>12610998the VAs should auction off dates with themhow much would you pay for a date with each VA
>>12611062What if you're lying to yourself?
>>12611055Show you what?
>>12611055SHOW YOUKIKKOMAN, KIKKOMAN
>>12610692>mod is clearly in the thread deleting posts>doesn't delete the thread
So anything new today?
>>12611066I'm not a fan of dates, I'd rather have a mango with each VA.
>>12610955Pregnant women fuck like crazy.
>>12611025They ruined Alien Colonial Marines.
>>12610998She'd make the best wife out of all the show staff
>>12611081I want my money back
>>12611065Are you shitting me
>>12610972Sometimes they go into heat.
Catbug is cute.
>>12611099That pony is so determined!
>>12611097Nope.Also, they sold an apple for a ridiculous amount too but I don't remember the numberAnd they sold a JJ print for 400€
>>12611062>you will never grab a pony about to have a nervous fit and just hold them close to you and rub their back and push their head into your shoulder and tell them to breath deeply as they have themselves a cry>you will never speak soft reassuring words into their ear when they start hiccuping
>>12611082Yeah, but would SHE?
>>12611081See BCS, you contribute stuff, you get replies. No reason to post with a name if it doesn't matter.
>>12611065I'd pay for a kiss from Nicole
>>12611099They are clearly not sexing.
>>12611108>And they sold a JJ print for 400€GET ME OUT OF HERE
>>12611124Does pone have texture?
>>12611123Dash doesn't really know what sex is. She just thinks that's how it works.
>>12611119>alternative universe where Pinkie gets Femanon pregnantplease BCS make it happen
>>12611068Rumble being molested by Flitter and Cloudchaser is highly arousing
>>12611132You don't have to be good in this fandom to get mad dosh.You don't have to work very hard either.
>>12611156It was an auction for some charity though, JJ didn't get a single centthank god
sorry>>12610927not yet. please wait
>>12611165That makes it a whole lot less awfui.
>>12611007It isIt has cute stuff and the voice certainly grows on you.
>>12611166You could make a thread in /art/.
>>12611166I love it.
>>12611152>WHAT'S THAT>I FELT SOMETHING>OH NO DID I JUST GET YOU WET OH GOD I'M SO EMBARRASSED I HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE CLOUD CAMP>SOMETHING WEIRD IS HAPPENING>MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>>12611166No cutie mark?
>>12611166That's a really nice bat pony. Decided not to use a mark after all?
>>12610975>>12610692>all those /v/irgins getting boners to pony porn
>>12611212>>12611210no, it seemed messed up with cutie mark
>>12611232Fair enough, thanks for trying!
>>12611199Would you a Dash that was naive on sex?
>>12611065You should watch the movie "Trekkies" where they talk about how John DeLancie showed up to a con sick and as a joke they auctioned off his glass of water. A fan paid an ungodly amount for it and drank it, screaming "I'VE GOT THE Q VIRUS!"They also talk about how a fan would show up to a con once every 10 years to ask Scotty for a sample of his blood.
>>12611240yes, we could learn together
>>12611066They would raise thousands
YELLOW A SHIT
>>12611245>A fan paid an ungodly amount for it and drank it, screaming "I'VE GOT THE Q VIRUS!">They also talk about how a fan would show up to a con once every 10 years to ask Scotty for a sample of his blood.
>>12611245>They also talk about how a fan would show up to a con once every 10 years to ask Scotty for a sample of his blood.10 years seems awfully specific. Is it a reference to something from the show?
>>12611230>Goddammit I play grand strategy games and have landed bases on every terrestrial body in the Kerbol system I am not a horsefuckerpffffffffft
Wait a minute. I just woke up. We are actually getting /real/ MLP games. Not just iOS crap?
>>12611275it is a wonderful movieonce you watch it, the brony fandom seems rather tamehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPysQoDYC8c
>>12611281YELLOW A SHIT
i was asked to color this and i'm really very late and very sorry about that, but it's done and i can move on.hope you guys like it.
>>12611290Don't be mean to your friends, Twilight.
>>12611289I need to watch that
>>12611299that's a cutewho drew it?
>>12611290Yellow is lovely.
oh god oh geeze oh fuckhttp://e621.net/post/show/351238/2013-animated-balls-big_balls-black_fur-blue_eyes-
>>12611324>Shitty SFM models
>>12611318>>12611311thanks>>12611315i have no idea, but if i recall correctly, bcs asked me to color it when i asked for things to color some time ago
>>12611299That is a very cute interaction.
>>12611277no, just crazy person logicwatch the trailer, this is where the brony fandom is headed in 50 yearshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3STZ1aLRO0
>>12611302>>12611321A SHITBRING PURPLE
>>12611066andrea libman: $1 milliontara strong: $0 million
http://artworkjapan.tumblr.com/I leave it for guys, please follow it in case you miss drawings
>>12611324That was so bad. And your endorsement made me think it was going to be so good. I'm disappointed. In you.
>>12611360I wonder if Valve used SFM to make porn before they released it to the public.
>>12611374Ahh! Thanks, you're the best!
>>12611324For some reason the face of the male pony reminds me of moot.Should have put more focus on the face of the female, the expressions were kinda hot
>>12611374>http://artworkjapan.tumblr.com/plan to upload older drawings too?
>>12611357How about we compromise?
>>12611408ALMOST ACCEPTABLEMORE PURPLE
I got the purplenow if you could release my wife and kids
>>12611438that's more of a magenta, really.
You get sent to Equestria along with your music player. What song(s) do you share with which pony?
I think all the ponies are nice and the people that spend all this time screaming "you're favorite pony a shit" are just silly.
>>12611447warn me that it's gonna be lewd next time!
>>12611447Gongratulations on being the first lewd tumblr I happen to follow.
>>12611457The thing about pretending to be dumb is that people who are actually dumb will think they are in good company. That's the problem with irony, it's difficult to figure out the intention from text of an anonymous person
Cheerilee's big maroon butt
>>12611457they don't mean iteveryone loves best pony after all
>>12611507Anon, stop thinking about the teacher's butt and pay attention when you are in class.
>>12611457I don't think anybody's favorite pony is shit. Everybody just thinks my favorite pony is shit.
I wish I were in Cherilee's class
>>12611507She can't help it, she spends all day sitting down checking on homework
>>12611450CAN'TI NEVER HAD THEM
>>12611539i wish i were in cherilee's ass
>>12611539i wish i were in cheerilees ass
>>12611538I like when ponies talk about butts.
>>12611557>>12611559Are you people fucking serious?
>>12611570I wonder if there is butt envy in equestria
>>12611557>>12611559Are you sure about that, Anon?
>>12611573well i mean only a specific part of me
>>12611538I'm so glad that Price is a Princessfag
how do you clean semen out of a pony plush
>>12611582Nice try anon.
>>12611599using more semen
Why hasn't one pony suplexed another on camera?
>>12611599it's about time pony is introduced to the watery rollercoaster.
>>12611528I can't! It's sooooo big!
>>12611601>>1261161030$ eShop credit code
>>12611585What's more attractive, big butts or small ones?
>>12611623why would you post a code I can't use
>>12611616Suplexing is part of pony's complicated mating ritual. They prefer to do it off-screen.
>>12611610I WANT THAT HAT
>>12611610Applebloom in winter hat is the best thing
MLPG. I think my new fetish is chubby scalie women. I'm sorry but ponies are not the hotness to me anymorealso no GG this actually isn't your fault.
>>12611636lunas tiny butt excites me so
>>12611645Me too, those hats are comfy
>>12611623>tfw I can't activate the card because it's 30 Americos and you live in Yurope
>>12611610holy hell Appleblooom managed to be even more adorableI didn't even think that was possible
>>12611652What if Caimon blowjob?
>>12611617when's the last time you cleaned your pony toys?
>>12611671PRINCEEESS OF THE NIGHT
>>12611652I need a complete pic of that.>>12611664Luna, please.
>>12611667there would be no sucking. She'd just hold it in place gently while she licked all over your dick.
>>12611664you heard me.
>>12611681I like what GG does with Luna.
>>12611671The last panel just seals it.
>>12611670neverthey're in a small box tucked away at the deepest end of my closets. unclean. forever.
>>12611667It would be cool________________
>>12611700I like that personhorse
I wish I were gestating in Celestia
>>12611701>>12611715I like LunaIt's just that I like Celestia more
>>12611737I'd go out with both of them.
>>12611737>>12611753Fuck my sister. I'm tired of her complaining about being lonely.
>>12611753at the same time?
>>12611729I wish Celestia would lick me like a newborn foal
>buy Jaffa cakes>notice i acidentally bought the cherry ones>tfw i hate cherry>try to eat them anyway>they actually taste really good
>>12611770If they want to
>>12611766Does that mean you don't love me back...?
>see Twilight eat a flower>try one>tastes like shit
>>12611788What if they fought over you?