My Little Pony GeneralPenk editionpony faust griffy nyx rarity horse
>>12604019>tfw no "first" gif to post.
Needs More Lauren Faust.>>12603860>>12603909
>>12603971Yeah...maybe not that one.But this one definitely.
>>12604043Can we have a "needs more tara strong" next time?
Needs more fillet
>>12604057I agree, that would be fun for about 10 minutes
>>12604067I love fish fillets.
>>12604047beep beep i'm a jeep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2VhC1QF7ww>tfw I enjoyed parts of this.Do I have to leave now?
>>12604067I could go for a fillet
>>12604089you're allowed to like things if you wantI like the hot milf pony
>>12604077>>12604078Fillet a shit!
>>12604072Don't be such a stick in the mud. What if he gave you chaotic powers so you could be just like him and drive others crazy?
>>12604089when the kid is not yelling in that weird tone it is good
Do you think Season 4 should have Twilight's friends go through special trials to become alicorns, or should they just find a new line of Harmony wielders?
Scootaloo found a butterfly onceneedless to say it died pretty quickly
>>12604089There were a few cute moments but the voice ruined it.
>>12604089only if you liked the milf
>try really hard to draw something nice>because you tried so hard it just ends up being more awful than usualWell, fuck.Have this quickly drawn Fleetfoot I guess. Goodnight MLPG.
>>12604099why did you take off the trip BCS?
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>12604108CANT SEE SHIT CAPT
>>12604099Fine filly fish filet is fantastic for fast food.
>>12604089I thought it was great, pretty cute, actually entertaining and funny at points.Didn't cringe a single time, 10/10.
>>12604037Here you go.
>>12604101I'd drive others crazy alrightCock teasing I mean
i actually have a very good use for this, thanks hasbro
>>12604089WHERE IS THE BUTTON ON MOTHER PORN?
>>12604119More Fleetfoot is always a good thing.
i don't care who you are
>>12604124Because she is
Would Dash look better like this?
>>12604153what's with the ghost-tail?
>>12604131I'd prance around the castle wearing all of Celestia's regalia and sit on her throne and act all pompous.
>>12604043Have you seen goddess crying?
Ugghh.. twily shower w/somebody.
>>12604163It's a cloud!
>>12604153She would be Ghost DashOr Dashing GhostClouddasherDashing CloudEh
>>12604167that pony is far too little
>>12604167IS THAT A PENIS?
>>12604089>"Hi, my name is BUTTON SMASH! and my special talent is playing videogames!"Yes, fucking leave brony fag
>>12604167Flaccid cock is too thick and balls are too tight
>>12604167What the hell happened to his eyesAlso what happened to the dick
>>12604119good night friend.work on that self-loathing before it destroys you
>>12604167SNAKEGET OUT OF THERE
>>12604131>you will never be the physical embodiment of chaos and use your power over reality to give ponies confusing boners
>>12604043i feel like making some printouts for my room
>>12604089>Dat mother's cutie markIs she a nursing pone?D-does she donate her milk?
>>12604167HAHA WHAT THE FUCKAHAHAHA
>>12604153no, dash is the official gay lesbian tranny mascot so she needs to have rainbow hair
>>12604167what the what now
>>12604167you are a girl arnt you
>>12604167The Twily is cute
>>12604167Those are some big feet.
>>12604211>>12604144Wasn't even 3 hours after the thing premiered and there was porn
>>12604232I hear his feet are so big his shoes are Boxes!
>>12604241TAKE ME WITH YOUUUU
>>12604228shhh don't tell anyone
>>12604253And the person who made it WANTED IT TO BE THIS WAY!
>>12604241Freedom a shit
>>12604203MY SIDESAlso he sounded better in that then in the other vid.
>>12604259Do you need some pictures of dick to help? I can stream my cock for a personal anatomy study.
>tfw clean anus after pooping
>>12604182Yeah, well I says it's just right!
What would an episode of the Mane 6 going to Saddle Arabia play out like
>>12604203So, all this brony fame hit him so hard in the head? And he dreams to be professional VA once?pffft ahahano, such autists will never get into industry despite wherever talent they have
>Season 4>Celestia gets a message from the Changling kingdom>They need their help.
>>12604274I want to beat you.
>>12604203Fucking hilarous m8
>>12604182>>12604193>>12604232>>12604217It has been some time drawing since I drawn whole body, will fix those.>>12604228Guess
>>12604271>>12604256>>12604278looks like we have turned into /b/ now
>>12604271Well, if anything the VA will hopefully get more comfortable and sound better as they go along.Lets just hope it doesn't become a Double Rainboom 2: Electric Scootaloo.>Your father never keeps his mustache in a jewelry box.
>>12604295>>12604308>no fun allowed
>>12604203Finally someone that doesn't have a huge stick up their arse.
>>12604298turned out Chrysalis just has a thing for innocent white angels
>>12604203You have got to be fucking kidding me.
>>12604308>People like something.>IT MUST BE /b/!Oh dear, we have been caught.Let us partake in the annual spouting of the meomes!
>>12604320There is a difference between having fun and ditching your portfolio.I'd rather seek for another VA knowing backstory of this one.
>>12604320there is /co/ fun and there is /b/ fun/b/ fun should be kept in the /b/ area
Should human Derpy have big boobs?
daily reminder mlpg is cancer killing /mlp/
>>12604336I would enjoy coitus with rainbow dash.Slowbro is not very quick.15% colder in 30 seconds flat.
>>12604346I thought that there was a greentext about big boobed Derpy
>>12604346About D's I reckon
>>12604345please take your /q/ fun elsewhere
>>12604298>Their magic has a limited duration
>>12604345And people who don't know the difference should not speak , or be made a fool.
>>12604346everything should have big boobs.
>>12604355Daily reminder that, once again, no fucks given.
>>12604346Yes, but I'm biased because I think all the human mares should have big boobs
>>12604346should someone shape up these lines and color this in properly?
>>12604346Yes, she knocks over drinks with them
Alright let's get this thread moving in the right direction. Which pony's cock would you most like to suck.
>>12604375Human Milkie has A cups.
>>12604355Is that supposed to be a bad thing?Am I supposed to be feeling guilt or something?
>>12604345And fetish jokes are better why?
>>12604375>Rainbow Dash>big boobsdon't even look at me
>>12604384I want to suck off every single guard pony to see if I can tell them apart
>>12604381I think that's the style the artist drew that as.
>>12604384None of them. I would not like to suck any cocks at all.
>>12604395except Twist.Twist should have negative boobs.Twist should die.
>>12604384I want to worship whoevers cock is the biggestI don't care if I can't even fit it in my mouth
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV-OF9wZWDs>jessy getting smackedshit dog
>>12604399but look how happy he is to have themhttp://derpibooru.org/383944
>>12604043Lauren is shit
>>12604397i never said they were better
>>12604384Whoever is next in line
>>12604397>He thinks those are jokes.Nigga those are the lifeblood of this place.You take out fetish shit and MLPG would die!...Ironically, that is a few peoples fetish.
>>12604432>lifebloodIt's the terminal illness.
>>12604425Oh lookMcCunty drones
>>12604415I think you are using that praise wrong as an insult...Because it probably is their style and not a shitty excuse to not draw the lines properly.Do you get mad at abstract art too?
I have a fetish for cute ponies doing cute things non-sexually.
>>1260420310/10 I'm going to report this to Jan so he can get butthurt and can the series and make a hilarious tumblr post about it.
>>12604428looks like a bunch of lines, i'm not sure what this is, it's too abstract.
>>12604432I'm pretty sure ponies are the lifeblood of this place.
>>12604417she deserved it.
>>12604447Oh lookLoser Faust drones
>>12604453Actually Jan was looking forward to porn.It's the same VA.
>>12604453but why would you do thati want more cute ponieswhy would you cancel cute ponies
>>12604420>http://derpibooru.org/383944>le disgusted reporter face
>>12604432I know mlpg won't get better when the show starts again but I really fucking miss the show right now
I miss the applejack image...
>>12604384this is a difficult question. It's between Rarity Rainbadash and Twalot. I'd probably just go for FLuttershy though. Is this even relevant?
>>12604355Good. I look forward to this board's death.
>>12604475Isn't Jan, like, super brony?
>>12604470Not my day to draw that good. Here is the version of Twily only.
>>12604417I don't know what's worse, jessy's OC or john de lancie saying "clopping!".
>>12604494Apparently not.She made the mom milfy as hell on purpose.In her own words!
>>12604057>>12604072>Discord is now the unreliable ally instead of the unpredictable villainThis could be really interesting... if we actually had writers who could do this well.
>>12604355/mlp/ is made up an ex-/co/ thread, some retards from ponychan, and cancer that used to be attached from other boardsAnd it's in hiatus so nothing means shitI hope this board gets deleted so we have an excuse to move to the sub
>>12604506>SheHe's an Italian dude with a talent for animation
>>12604502>or john de lancie saying "clopping!".He probably doesn't even know what the word means...Okay, hopefully he doesn't know what the word means.
>>12604500I'm not really sure why you're reply to me, but okay.
>>12604493>nah I don't like that image>let's see the tagshttp://derpibooru.org/tags/impossibly+large+breastsJACKPOT
>>12604518He definitely knows what that means.
>>12604514>Probably fakeOh bronies...Everyone knows you can't photoshop shit like this!
We're going on an adventure!
>>12604518De Lancie knows
>>12604517All Italians are female by default.No people makes a car that small and is at all masculine.
>>12604509Discord is awesome.
>>126044930/10, would not put face in
>>12604518Dude has been through the Star Trek fandom. I'm sure he knows that all fanbases have erotica.
>>12604417This documentary continues to be the worst thing ever.
>>12604346No. Derpy is all about that booty.
what should i writei am as a jellyfish, decide my fate /co/
>>12604525>>12604514I like how uncomfortable the brony talking to him got at first, like he was tattling on the bad porn people!
>>12604546>needing a big car to compensate for your small dick
>>12604529>log in 5 minutes ago>check Remember Me>close the tab>immediately click link>have to log in againOther sites manage this, it can't be that hard
>>12604567female shining armor
>>12604547I was expecting Discord to slowly get bored and realize he didn't want to win, just struggle. Kind of like Joker and Batman.
I heard boobs.
>>12604567>jellyfishyeah alright.write about jellyfish derpy interacting with jellyfish rainbow dash.
>>12604529There's a whole set of Impossibly Large X tagsThey're pretty greatI like the hips one
>>12604562>"What about my booty?"
>>12604572I need a car with a big enough trunk to put all my guns and extra clapping hands in, you ungrateful freedom hating commie.Also my scooter because walking is hard with all this freedom I have to haul around in the store.
>>12604551if you don't like this then there is no pleasing you: http://derpibooru.org/341801>>12604529yeah there's a bunch of those tagsmine favorite's impossibly large dick
>>12604573I never have this problem
>>12604580>left boob smaller than right boob
>>12604580Oh great, now you went and woke up the Ross of boobs...
>>12604580MSoB pls>>12604428Also, anything on this yet?
>>12604567Seapony playing with her pet jellyfish.
>>12604605She must be an archer.
>>12604591When you have a big round booty and you know that you're a cutie...
>>12604605Maybe it's just the angle?
>>12604417>>12604502>>12604556>haven't ponied in like a year>back to business recently>this is the first I'm hearing of thisOh god what the fuck
>>12604621Rainbow Dash is canon flattest pony
>>12604509>>12604547>"How are we supposed to get out of this?!">"Well... w-we could--">"No, Fluttershy, I'd rather not have to ask for... HIS help, unless we REALLY have to!">"Well, considerin' our current predicament, Twilight, I'm thinkin' we cain't afford to be too picky right about now--!!!">"But how do we even know Discord'll help us, huh? What if he just makes it worse! What if he decides it'd be funnier to watch us die?!">"REALLY, now, Rainbow Dash, I thought I'd earned at least a LITTLE more respect than that...">Discord has been there the whole time>He's sitting in a bath tub, wearing a shower cap and scrubbing his back with a giant toothbrush.>"Besides, it's just too much fun keeping you girls around!"
Been dreamin, i been waitin, to fuck all those great poniesThe wonderbolts, their giant dicks....
>>12604625Aren't you euphoric?
>>12604632Flat like her personality.
>>12604598you musn't be afraid to dream a little smaller, darling
What's her name?She's so fucking hot.
>>12604636>huge dicks>in skin-tight suits
>>12604642REDPILLWAKE UP SHEEPLE
>>12604677SPINNING ROUND AND HAVING KICKS
>>12604514I dont even know how to feel about this
>>12604674>cutie mark is a bottle and a heartBeing a milf was her destinyWould you help her embrace it, MLPG?
>>12604674>She's so fucking hot.You guys say this about literally every single new pony we see.Every.Single.One.
somebody link me to this fucking animation please
>>12604727Twilight, you know you're the hottest.
>>12604727The ponies should stop being so fucking hot then
>>12604727I have never ever said that about Twist.Fuck that guy.
>>12604727There's a pony that's fucking hot to everyone.You'll find yours someday.
>>12604734You da You da bess
>>12604704>you will never be Dash being "interviewed" for the Wonderbolts by Soarin>you will never find yourself on a casting couch>you will never do things that made you ashamed of yourself to fulfill your dream>you will never slowly feel that young filly with stars in her eyes die
>>12604727And is it ever wrong?
>>12604732It's really annoying.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2VhC1QF7wwWell animated, I guess.
>>12604674I guess you could say she is rather...Motherly.
FUCK MY BUTT
MILKSHAKE DRINKING CONTEST GO!
>>12604727Not every pony. Some are uggo.
>>12604727welcome to the hiatus
>>12604772I told you I'm not a top
>>12604778I would give Babs my seed.
>>12604760>I don't like it.>But it's good, I guess!The voice gets annoying at times but it has jokes that aren't fucking pony puns or memes.
>>12604757i'll kill you for typing this
>>12604635>He looks around at their current situation and the obvious peril they're all in; the same way one would check on their garden in the morning.>"Hm. Well, this is interesting. I suppose you'd like me to do something about all this, then?">"Well, we're running out of options, so if you don't mind--!">"Oh come now, Twilight, isn't one of the first lessons of friendship that you have to give to get?">"Discoorrrrrd--!!">"Oh, not to fret, dearie-dove, I'll help you out of your little predicament...">"But in return, one of you will have to do something for me!">"What sort of 'something'--">"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah -- no, no, it's no fun if I just TELL you now, is it? Let's just put it on your tab for the time being, and I'll call it in at a time of my choosing.">"Fine! Okay! Now please, help us?!">"Oh, all RIGHT...">snap!
this thread is dumb
>con is overnow to wait for embarrassing pictures of contributors
>>12604789>that aren't fucking pony punsJesus christ, oh lawdy, you think we'd have heard them all by now
>>12604718>being a mother was her destiny>not being a broodmother>not living in a near-constant state of pregnancy, mothering the foals of God-knows-how-many stallions>not raising her children as part mother and part lover
>>12604805There was already one anon, you missed it
>>12604778Her accent gets me hard
>>12604811NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
Does anyone have a good fanfic about rainburdur?
>>12604794What, because it's never going to happen, or you don't want it to happen to Dash? It will. Lusts don't change.
>>12604804I agreeLets talk about cocks with holes in themhttp://derpibooru.org/354440
pinkie pie's swollen, swollen bladder
>>12604805>Not waiting for the video mashup.>And for Koboku to get bashed by Penny Arcade for laughing at it, causing the author of the piece to try to change how she meant it to come off as.I found that shit hilarious.
>>12604818HEY I AIN'T NO PALOOKA, YA DIG!
>>12604718>>12604811I like thinking she's a Maternity-Ward Nurse or professional Babysitter/Nanny who retired after having children.
>>12604802when i see these posts i don't even read themi just respond to them and call them dumb
>>12604828>cock with holes in itnope
>>12604828I'd rather nothttp://24.media.tumblr.com/af4dc59faf0ecbeb955bee760032a970/tumblr_morwe6jGNY1rijvw9o10_1280.jpg
>>12604804THIS IS THE THREAD THAT DOESN'T ENDYES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDSOME PEOPLE STARTED POSTING NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WASAND THEY'LL CONTINUE POSTING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
>>12604842http://derpibooru.org/359342Her balls aren't big enough
>>12604839Well I guess that's your problem, then, isn't it?
>>12604837>Nanny ponyoooh, Miss-tah Sheffield~
>>12604828>when she cums its like using a straw with holes in it
>>12604815I need itpls post
>>12604547Eh. It doesn't really feel like Discord.
>>12604827The latter, and "not if anything to say about it, i have"
>>12604818what kind of accent is it? west coast?she sounds like the americans i met when i vacationed in spokanistan, washingtonia
>>12604834I remember when MLPG had this thing going where Babs's mom was this overbearing Jewish mom stereotype.
>>12604805>waiting for the drama>waiting for yet another contributor threadIts been a long ride mlpg but this is where I get off. I'm moving on.
>>12604760it's cute and the animation is good, as I'd expect from Jan, but the jokes are pretty family guy tierhis voice is annoying in a kind of cute wayi give it a 6/10 and now i can actually fap to porn of the mom
>>12604842>>12604851>not the superior
>>12604789>>12604807I love pony puns.
>>12604873It's Eric Cartman: the pony animation.
>>12604866I was thinking more "New York Italian Mother" Although to be fair, if you're from New York, you're either Catholic or Jewish... and even if you're Catholic you're still pretty Jewish.
>>12604862But you don't. The fact that both you and I are thinking about it means that in at LEAST two universes (and probably many, many more), it's ALREADY happening. It's happening right now. It's going to keep happening.
>You mother will never put your JoyBoy in her room.
>>12604882there are just so many
>>12604885Hey hey hey...Eric's mom wasn't this hot.
>>12604877Weird.America must have pockets of displaced culture.
>>12604886I'm horrible with stereotypes, but I guess that coudl work too. Just the overbearing, talkative, giving, intruding mom. Don't know how else to explain it.
>>12604857>she hates wasting it>so she makes sure to thrust all the way to the hilt before she lets go>not that you can say you really mind, with the head of her cock almost down to your stomach you wouldn't be able to taste her cum otherwise
>>12604894>One day rainburdur rainbowed so hard she became a dur.>And then she was hit by a truck when she tried to cross the highway.>The end.
>>12604903Then how did she get fucked by literally everyone in the town as well as the 1989 Denver Broncos?
Why is Discord/Celestia such a great fucking ship?
>>12604904America became a place where a ton of different cultures immagrated in, and then they created a pocket which deviated from what they were.
>>12604928I respect your opinion but it's wrong.
Pony just plunked
>>12604931adorableI would get her a #1 Twily mug
Pony smells like human
>>12604937If a princess wanted Anon, she's gonna get him. Who's going to stop her? Anon can't reason with her, nor overpower her, and telling the guards is pointless.
>>12604931>She tries to fly.>Futilely flaps her legs.
You know what I would pay a shit ton of money for, MLPG?Every letter that's ever been written to Princess Celestia, written by the VAs depending on which character wrote it. It would have to be authentic though, done on a scroll with Ink & Quill in old timey penmanship, or differently in special cases. Like barely legible scribbles when Rainbow Dash tried to write a letter.
Human smells like pony
any good horseboners today
>>12604888this gun will pierce the heavens
>>12604950CALLING TO THE NIIIIGHT
>>12604947>>12604956oh geez now I can't tell which is which when I'm blindfolded
>>12604950but what if hume was immune to pone magic?
Pony smells like pony
>>12604955Congratulations! You're just as autistic as everyone else here. Welcome.
>>12604958No, EA is ded.
>>12604969we already know human is vulnerable
>>12604971I already knew that.
>>12604955>Zecora's is in machine textcaptcha: peringsI discordant
Pony smells like human and ponyHuman smells like pony and human
>>12604818>>12604788That's not the ONLY thing about her that gets me hard.https://derpibooru.org/365642Fuck you, the big, thick, busty Babs fanon hits like all of my buttons, all right?
>>12604969Humans can even be turned into demons. We're more vulnerable than poniesunless human can magic
Does anyone have a good fanfic about rainbuduu?
>>12604972i mean picturesi don't care for horsedicks so i don't care for EA
>>12604972EA isn't dead, silly.The games they make just feel dead...
>>12604993That's not Babs Seed
>>12605002>three more appear>each of them just as tough, but far smarter>guard regiment mobilized
>top notch animation with Luna in Disney style released>eww brony shit>some dumb and autistic shitty OC animation released>oh wow amazingMy Little Brony General
did someone draw Button's mom sucking his dick yet
>>12605020>I don't like thing so no one is allowed to like thing
>>12604996>unless human can magichume can magic if their pone version is a unicorn
>>12604993hey, it gets cold on the East coast. she's just insulated. good for cuddling on cold winter nights.>you will never finger her while she sleeps and hear her breathing quicken
>>12605020>opinions>baitAdvanced Faggotry general.
>>12604922Discord x Celestia is a good ship because you've got two strong, dominant characters in powerful conflict with an obvious and person (but mostly unspoken) history. While alike in many ways both also represent fundamental, conceptual opposites, and their fierce yet strangely playful opposition is riveting.There's the taboo, the experience and history, the conflict and opposition, and the strange connection that cuts through it. And now on top of that, they're on (relatively) good terms with each other.
>>12605015>>12605002>Ponies fighting a pissed-off Cro-Magnon manI'd watch it.
>>12604996Only the coolest humans can magic.>>12605002>time warp places ye olde humans in equestria>when modern humans finally arrived everyone is scared to shit>the cuddling that ensued was put on the books as the first cases of rape in equestria since discord's last rule
>>12605026see >>12604089 and >>12604203
>>12605020>Children of the night>Disney styleIt's worse brony shit.
>>12605035That's a whole lot of fanon
>>12605039What happen to grammar
>>12605002damn humans, you scary
>>12605020>top notch animation with Luna in Disney style released>With a retarded as shit story line where she KIDNAPS KIDS TO MAKE HER FEEL LESS LONELY."WHY YOU NO LIKE IT?!"
>>12605020>amazingwhile i thought it was expertly animated and was entertaining at times i thought that there wasn't much going on in the episode.its just snapshots of funny moments. that is not a solid foundation for a series. They need to introduce something that resembles a plot to make it work
>>12605040no i meant the Luna oneI keep getting linked the Button one everyone wants me to draw the mom
Chubby milf butts.
>>12605055What's funny is it started off as Forest Gump being in Equestria.>"One day I felt like chasing ponies. So I did."Man that was fun helping write that.
>>12605050None of it's fanon.The things you could draw from it are though.
>>12605055but that isn't humansthat is wish fulfillments
>>12605041Nice top link, faggot.
>>12605045You are completely right. Animation with singing Luna and complex perspective changes and beautifully painted background is some brony shit compare to simplistic flash-on-rails animation with some retarded OC whose special talent is to play videogames!Oh wow.Novelty!Originality!Beautifully done!Jan is as much fag as Tiara - whatever shit he makes it still will be more popular than the animation that is much better than their shit. Because it hit zone of brony interest - yours.
>>12604863Brooklyn or something, I always figured she was a guinea greaseball
>>12605020>If you like this you a brony faggot :[
>>12605020>Anon is one person>Children of the Night was good because it was hand drawn animation>Button's Adventure was good because it stuck to the original style of the showI liked both you son of a bitch
>>12605020>top notch animationIt was pretty bad, even by brony animation standards>with Lunaand a ton of ugly-ass OCs
>>12605070The luna one is autistic shit where Luna feels lonely so she kidnaps all the kids in the kingdom and that is the fucking plot.
>>12605070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW5n3k2VgZEhow did i forget this last time
>>12605070draw the mom as a stallion
>>12605078>animation makes everything superior if it looks like old disneyTake the nostalgia goggles off
>>12605032I'd rather pull her close and just gently admire her curves with my fingertips, enjoying her warmth and softness, and maybe slipping a hand under her shirt if I felt daring, because those big titties are just begging for a little attention.
>>12605055Ancient humans weren't that scary. Ancient humans were mostly fearful except for a few psychopaths looking at you assyriaHumans these days don't even have to be pure evil to be scary. They can blow up cities without any emotional attachment.We can also spray red goop on wounds and regros skin.
Milf pones are really hot
Does anyone have a good fanfiction of Rainbow Dash?
>>12605085So is all his animations, including Button Retard:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV-OF9wZWDsandhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDdL4z5qfr4
>>12605073>None of it's fanon>with an obvious and person (but mostly unspoken) history>Their fierce yet strangely playful opposition>Celestia and Luna showed up and turned him to stone with EoH>He got free when they couldn't maintain it any longer>He taunts Celestia a bit and spends the rest of his time dicking with Twilight Sparkle, ignoring Clestia altogether
>>12605101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pcGGKtPpSE>tfw no neanderthal gf
>>12605094>draw a pretty mare as a stallionMLPG.txt
>>12605109>baiting a baitdumb retardwhy do you reply to bronies
>>12605078they were both complete fucking brony fanfic garbagei've seriously read better looking for bad ficsone was well animated garbage to the story of some faggots NLR-esque fanonthe other was generic garbage set to a bunch of LOLSORANDUM nonsensebut it had a hot OC
>>12605035>>12604922Silly VS Serious, Chaos VS OrderThe idea of Celestia breaking regal facade and giving in to taboo appeals to someOthers can only imagine the mischief Discord might get up toBut personally I think it's just the love-hate nature of itthey're two very charged characters, anyway
what was name of that fic where chrysalis rapes cadence
>people getting pointlessly mad because people like thing more than different thing even though both things are good4chan, everyone!
>>12605085also the fact of the luna one is trying to be serious and the other one isn't
Would you cum on toast and give it to pony for consumption?
>>12605078Substance > style. Like it or not Button is more in the vein of the show than COTN.
>>12605127Canterlot Wedding Episodes 1 and 2
>this>not bronyThen I dont know what is
>>12605126>>12605090The voice doesn't match up with her lips very wellIsn't that like not hard to do?
>>12605125B-but you can't talk to Princess Celestia that way!
>>12605002>wrote that first post thinking a cross between a LOTR Cave Troll and the Hulk.>"LOL SAVAGE RETARD LIKE FORREST GUMP KILLAN PONES?">HUMANITY FUCK YEAH>"HUMAN ALWAYS WIN HUMAN STRONK"It shouldn't bother me as much as it does...
>>12605142I audibly went "ugh" when I saw them
>>12605142why do all furry OC's have those ugly facial patterns, even as ponies?
>>12605130BUT I LIKE THINGI ALSO LIKE OTHER THINGBOTH THING ARE GOOD
>>12605140nvm found ithttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/93452/espionage
>>12605090huh. I liked it, though those fucking furry ocs ugh>>12605094anon...
>>12605136I'd gradually add small amounts of semen to their food until they started to crave it unconsciously, then let them get it straight out the tap
>>12605156Because they are trying to make them unique and they aren't very original at it.
>>12605136i'm tired of faggots having sex with food. This guy on /b/ was fucking a melon and it was so disgusting.
>>12605071>you will never have a MILFy mare offer to buy you a drink, then playfully ask if you're old enough to drink
>>12605106He makes these in about five percent of the time that was allocated to Children of the Night's animation. Not to say that either of these are brilliant, but CotN tries to be deep and artsy while this is just a (more or less) fun little thing, and that alone is my reasoning for why I consider the latter to be better. It's fucking colorful ponies, you don't need to tell us their oh-so-sad life stories and make everyone cry over it, same problem with Snowdrop.
>>12605125Celestia's a pretty silly pony already
>>12605159YOU LIKE BOTH THINGS?HAHAH WOW THAT'S FUCKING PATHETIC YOU AUTISTIC BRONY
>>12605159>BOTH THING ARE GOODNO ONLY 1 THING IS GOOD
>>12605156Because furries "identify" as real animals, no matter how many cartoon ponies they fap too, and real horses have those ugly patterns
>>12605148What's she gonna do, banish me?
>>12605172Being taken advantage of by a drunk mare is my fetish
>>12605126>"You should love this animation more!">"It's about a cult!">"About children with angst!">"Or is it about angst?">"YOU MUST LOVE IT!"That animation looks like total shit, by the way.Also what will Luna gain from stealing all of the children into her little 'garden'?Wouldn't this be NMM level shit?
>>12605187>quote from man stabbed
>>12605181>Celestia's a pretty silly pony alreadymaybebut she's got to keep up appearances
Why do you guys sling the term brony as if it's a slander
>>12605188I've never found drunk sex to be arousing. I'd rather fully conscious and wanting sex.
>>12605154God Calvin and Hobbes was such a great comic
>>12605150Humans back then were endurance runners.Gump was the first thing to hit my sleep pill addled mind.
>>12605126Good animation ruined by a horrible plot, horrible screenwriting, and mediocre voicingI felt like I was watching a cheap 90s movie about dungeons and dragons
>>12605196I like the way Discord isn't shocked, but happy Luna showed up.
>>12605171Don't knock it until you tried fucking a banana
>>12605126Can't get rid of the impression that Luna's head movements were exaggerated.
>>12605209Yeah the backgrounds are quiet beautiful
>>12605101Humans have grown scarier and more brutal because of the psychic deaths of the wyrds and shamans. Without them to contain our more violent tendencies, we become what we truly are at heart: not predators, but hunters; not survivors, but destroyers; not killers, but murderers. When the last sorcerer dies, rest assured, we will turn on ourselves for good.
>>12605201Because the people that willingly allow themselves to be associated with it are generally unattractive or pathetic in their own right and deserve to be ridiculed.
>>12605171It feels pretty good anon.
>>12605201There's some guy in here who tries to instigate things all the time, I think it's the same one who will post things from /soc/ or /r9k/, it's all samefagging
>>12605212I've seen that video where the chick fucks an ice cream bar.It's one of the most shamefuly arousing things
>>12605195I have been summoned
>>12605126Animation felt pretty off to be honest.Really cute melody and voice though.
>>12605204I remember liking it as a kid, but I don't know if I will now that I'm a lot older. It did sneak in more "advanced" thoughts every once in awhile. Kind of obvious that the creator was smart.
>>12605220Misandry pls. The most recent developments in human evolution have been slightly larger brains and an increased capacity to remember names and faces.
>human arrives in Equestria>first thing it realizes is two fundamental facts;>>that it's the only of its kind>>that it won't survive if it doesn't do a damn>the human realizes the three fundamental rules of alien encounter;>>they want to survive>>only the strongest survive>>they will assume the first two rules apply to you>and so anon became the El Chupacabra
>>12605211But if it's really a dream Discord, then it's really just the part of Celestia that is Discord.Which means that some part of Celestia is happy to see Luna show up and find her kissing Discord.
>>12605211Well I actually drew it intending it to be just a friendly "Oh how nice to see you!" sort of thing, oblivious or uncaring of how he was found but if you want to look at it as "well this just got even more fun" that's fine too
>>12605217Just a shame about anything in the scenes that moved...And like he said, the story and plot are so retarded i was going to call them Ponychan levels, but I thing that would even be insulting their intelligence.
>>12605201It is, or at least it used to be slander, because we don't want to be associated with them. Due to really really vast overuse these days no one but shitposters use it, in fact if you see someone calling someone else a brony it's almost certainly a shitposter.
>>12605208Ambien is a bitch, makes you do weird shit if you take too much, there are cases of people sleep-driving on it
>>12605241heh, I like it.
>>12605192The animation was the best thing about the video. It was decidedly not-shitty. I like the way it introduced a few new facial angles, and the wing animations during flight were top-notch.
>>12605221So you're just stereotyping then>>12605227Probably the same hateanon for contributors
>>12605234The voice was pretty good but it bothered me when she got a little too into it with those voice cracks or whatever because the animation didn't sync with the shifting intensity of the voice.
>>12605246I like thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6wKMzY1l-8Still the best fan production ever.
>>12605244>Iron Will reports a double homicide a few days later.
>>12605245>But if it's really a dream Discord, then it's really just the part of Celestia that is Discord.unless of course that's the real Discord who somehow chaosed his way into her dream potentially to replace the dream version of himself that was already there
>>12605247I never really got this pictureIt's a perfectly innocent thing to say, why would it imply anything more?
>>12605246Holy shit this is awfulThat fucking neck
>>12605246that head looks p.small to me
I-it's not like I like you or anything
>>12605246Head and neck are kinda ruining this for me.But I'm not the person that wanted it so...
>>12605257Yes. Just like everyone who isn't a brony does for the word. It's better not to be associated with it.
>>12605256New facial angles?They looked pretty defective to me!
>>12605271I bet Discord would get along with his dream versions.
>>12605209Isn't that how all MLP fan animations are? They know how to animate really well, but they can't do anything else and try to do things they know nothing about. That's why most are short. But when the video gets longer, it tends to go further downhill.
>>12605279I like you though, Anon!
>>12605242A big part of the problem is that we have weapons now that completely remove the operator from having to feel responsible for the deaths. It's really easy to launch JDAMs out of a plane or drop artillery on people when all you have to do is look through a screen and press a button. There's a good book called "On Killing" that explains the psychology of it.
>>12605244>the reports of ponies being hugged by a lanky demon start the next day>some say it had fur of velvet>others say it had none at all>it had the face of a baby and the body of a dog>they say it had a mane of the plainest color>the official report is that it was a deformed pony, but nobody knows for sure>even the princess has been hugged>she said she enjoyed it, except for a phrase the monster uttered to her in a mysterious language>"I want to touch your butt"
>>12605209Don't forget the ocs
>>12605246I don't know what it is, but it doesn't feel as nice as the sketch one. Maybe it's because it's in that in between phase like an uncanny valley of progress.
>>12605291>They know how to animate really wellIs flash really that hard? I honestly don't know but from what I've seen it just looks time consuming not really "difficult."
>>12605295We're too smart and too empathetic to lie to ourselves about consequences like that.
>>12605305>yellow filteris that supposed to be a joint or a cigarette
>>12605294Does anyone have that Tsundere Pinkie picture?
>>12605188She noticed that your date wasn't going well. Mostly, she noticed that she was a shallow bitch and most of your humor soared over her head. Just as well, though, since most of it was directed at her. So she decided to help you out. Y'know, throw the dog a bone. She hadn't meant to get drunk, though, but as it turned out, for how shallow she was, the poor filly did have quite a large bladder. But finally she had to go to the bathroom, probably to laugh at you for not having a glamorous-enough day job (forgetting that she folds saddlebags for a living).She was well past skunked by the time that happened, though, so the sultry walk she'd tried for turned into a starving animal's delirious stumbling. "Zzso. D'jyoo wanna gettouuta here? She won't miss you, kiddo, and I'm ffffffffffeelin' gooooood. I wanna make a mistake~"
>>12605272The reaction, like Celstia showing "oh shit I hope they don't find out"
>>12605297>Then the horror films started coming out
>>12605099>>12605032>Applebloom :: Nice Butt and Average Boobies>Scootaloo :: ScootaBooty and DFC>Sweetie Belle :: Plush Derriere and Pillowy Breasts>Babs :: Junk in the Trunk and Great Big Titties
>>12605297>then even more gruesome reports start coming in>reports of rape>mass rape of thousands of ponies>most of them were lyra>the monster apparently used its "fingers" on the ponies' head>the monster said strange gargles each time>"I really like your mane"
ponies and humans are really, really, really bad at really believing how probability works, with negativity bias and confirmation bias out the ass along with uniform overestimation of sample sizes
>>12605312It's just a fake cigaraette that blows bubbles with yellow glitter in it
>>12605308Yes. Animating ANYTHING is hard unless you have the utterly shitty programs they sell for $40
>>12605297>The PrincessWhich one Anon? There are four, remember?
>>12605291>>12605308It's mostly about time. You need to know how to use Flash properly and you need to know how things are supposed to work and look, but other than that it's mostly that it takes up a whole lot of time.
>>12605305smoking is bad for your health. You should stop.
>>12605310It's a lot easier to justify it to yourself or feel that it's not your personal responsibility because it goes through a few levels first. First you get the coordinates, then you ask for permission to fire from higher-ups, then you look through the screen and line it up, then you actually fire.
>>12605272Celestia calling Discord a sweetheart isn't very proper. Even if it doesn't imply anything obscene or even romantic it's just a bit out of line, too casual and personal for a newly-reformed enemy. Not to mention the context implies she already believed that, meaning it was an opinion she held BEFORE he was reformed.On top of that her reaction to realizing what she said suggests there is a context there she wants to avoid, and thus that there's more to the story.
Does anyone have that Thugdere Pinkie picture?
>>12605256Sorry, but we must not b seeing the same video.See, I see a shitty brony video that is trying too hard to be just grimdark enough to get fluff views and likes. While using "awesome" animation styles to at some point funnel a fuckton of cash off said fans when 'Oh noes, we are running out of monies! DONATE!'The fact that Luna has a cult, A. CULT. is STUPID.She was banished because she went apeshit and became NMM. Not because she wanted a children's center for herself. All this animation is, is a fucking fanfic, that somehow makes LESS sense then F:E.
>>12605175>He makes these in about five percent of the time that was allocated to Children of the Night's animation.>he makes it faster>that means it is betterSince you are so entitled and dumb just to do a quick check on his blog: he started to work on Button The Retard 5 months ago, one moth for animatics and a scripting/VA, next 4 - production. That is like, 47% of the time that CoTN was made. Math is hard.Now, for COTN: it was pretty much ready to the January-February of 2013 (since july of 2012 - 6-7 months, not a big difference compare to 5 month for simplistic one), but after working with some professional animators from DHX on bronydoc - Lion gained shiploads of experience, leveled up and decided to remake animation from scratch to make it look more fluid. Talking about quality.
>>12605342Thanks, this is just the cutest thing
>>12605333>>12605335I wouldn't have the patience for a project like that. Especially with hand-drawn animation like Children of the night.
>>12605340>Pinkie Pie acting like a cat
>>12605324man i wanna put ice cubes on Scootaloo's nipples then grab her hair and hold her there when she tries to pull away
I think Celestia just fucking gushed everywhere.
>>12605212>>12605225>>1260523010 years dungeon, all of you.
>>12605354thugdere is a cruder himedere
>>12605355Like I said, the animation was the best thing about the video. The rest was shit. We're agreeing here.
>>12605325>all the reports turn out to just be lyra>finally, the creature is caught lying a short walk from lyra's house>it's beaten badly, with hoofmarks all over its body>its wrists are tied behind its back>lyra comes running out, sees that it's been found, and casually walks back in>nobody believes what the thing says later, but it claims to have been raped
Spring Time for Hitler and Germany
>>12605324I definitely like stack-and-a-half Babs but I'm not sure about DFC Scoots.I like my Scootaloo with at least B cups.
>>12605334ALL OF THEM AT ONCE
anyway they're a lot of fun to draw in a childish love-hate relationship
>>12605385post the full picture
>>12605388Goodnight best pony.
>>12605383That's Twilight though, not CelestiaIs she getting Twilight to be her go-between?God that would be awkward
>>12605395Someone should shop doge in this gif.
>>12605385>something gets rediv to blush like thatWhat on Earth would cause that?
>>12605375>the things hands appear to be amputated>a blood trail leads to Lyra's house>Lyra says she has only did it in self defense>in a few days, the monster escapes captivity>news of Lyra's gruesome death and disembowelment are in every newspaper
>>12605374No...I was being sarcastic about the animation being amazing... It really wasn't.Literally everything about that video was fucking retarded.But you know what...You are going to win in the end.Because I can fucking guarantee, it will get more traffic and fans.Because nothing good can ever happen in this world.
>>12605391I dont have it
>>12605315I would have semi-consensual sex with that horse
>>12605347>>12605317I mean I get that, I think it's just their faces that seem kind of exaggerated that throws me off. Like they should be more inquisitive/shocked versus speechless/shocked.
>>12605355I'd be fine if the whole beginning was cut out. It really didn't add to anything and made no sense regarding the whole video.
>>12605407Suddenly having a massive penis
>>12605408>>12605375>>12605325You just went full edgyNever go full edgyTIMEWARP>anon hugged ponies every night in peace>forever>the end
>>12605354Sadly not, it would seem.
>>12605380as long as she's a dusky-skinned maiden with small tits and big dark puffy nipples.
>>12605421>Also had consensual drunken sex
>>12605360Or you can torrent flash, download all the show assets that got leaked a while back, and just mix and match while creating your own sometimes ala Fluffy. Obviously that's good enough for the bronies.
>>12605401No it's just Celestia catching her faithful student asking to be Discord's special somepony for whatever reasonDiscord probably plays along to see if she'll get jealous
pony should horse donkey
>>12605420Perfect, it's the only thing she hasn't tried! It's so lewd because it's not lewd.
>>12605354this is the best I got
>>12605420more like actual sexShe's all talk on the internet, but as soon as a guy gets her into his bedroom she makes excuses and runs away
>>12605418>rediv will never fuck your throat with her new futa horsecock>she will never fill your belly with her seed>you will never survive on just her cum alone
>>12605192>Also what will Luna gain from stealing all of the children into her little 'garden'?isn't it obvious?
>>12605433Would her bed head flow like usual?
>>12605407A large, chubby, male dominating her with petplay.
>>12605430>and killed them afterwards
>>12605409You could take up animation, and put in a lot of hard work, and then finally give this fandom the superior, non-shitty animation it so clearly needs.
>>12605433bedhead Celestia is great
>>12605355It sounds like there's a mixup of terms there. He's using animation meaning the way the scenes are drawn and move, and you're using animation to mean the entire product.
>>12605433Morning ponies are great.I wonder if things get caught in ethereal mane...
>>12605440That's what happens with sexually repressed people.
>>12605444Can't I just meet rediv firstOr does she jump out of my closet and it happens from there
>>12605406danger to touch, noble dog
>>12605432Damn it Jim! I'm an Engineer, not an artist!
>>12605452>the sex was so good pony temporarily ascended to a higher plane>but pone descended later so nobody really died>turned out the pony was just that big of a slut>just what everyone expected of your waifu
>>12605422What if diamond dog was chihuahua?
>>12605472Bring a tray of chocolate cupcakes home, you'll find out.
I think this about sums it up
>>12605476>anon never had a waifu>so the pone could have never ascended>so anon did actually kill it
>>12605380>>12605429https://derpibooru.org/332744The most important thing is that Scootaloo has a perfect ass.
>>12605471you're telling meI've only recently stopped masturbating 3 times a day.2 days sober.
>>12605487I would be tempted
>>12605486Ever since we saw the david bowie statue in the comics, I think price is going to pull a chihuahua out on us the next chance he gets.Diamond doges have many breeds
>tfw no-one ever extends the same courtesies you show to them
>>12605416No it made perfect sense...Apparently Luna was never NMM in the first place, but Celestia locked her away in the moon for a thousand years because she wanted some fans or some shit.Que Twilight and co.When Luna came back she was...Well...Uh...BACK TO THE CULT!YES! THE CULT LUNA HAD, HER CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT!Because that was a thing, that lasted a thousand years...That nobody noticed...Must be them caves and candles....Wonder how many cultists went into a wrong cave and got fucked up by a dragon...All they wanted to do was write a dumb transcript in their dia-cult log.Anyways....Now that Luna is back and was totally not NMM or anything and has been redeemed with a bit of antisocial tendencies, LETS KIDNAP ALL THE KIDS IN A SONG AND TAKE THEM AWAY TO JONE- NO LUNA TOWN!THY SHALL DRINKETH THE KOOL-AID TOGETHER, WHAT FUN!
>>12605491>anon was a novice necromancer though, so he revived pone>didn't go quite right>pone came back with the soul of richard nixon>and richard nixon came back with the soul of pone>cue sitcom intro music
>>12605500You and me both, I hope she's in those pajamas when it happens too
>>12605509>DRINKETH THE KOOL-AIDJim Jones pls
woahsince when did backlinking work on the archive?
>>12605511I'd watch it.
>>12605509>liking shitty retarded and primitive, dumb OC animation over good luna animationtop brony fagwhy are you here?go back to rebbit discuss Double Meme
>>12605511>pone became the first official president of Equestria after everyone told Celestia to Fahk Aff in a Boston accent>Nixon became a qt and started the religion of qt and hugsbest end of all ends
>>12605151thanks, but i meant a full-length one
>>12605534They both sucked
>>12605445Changeling saliva has hypnotic qualities, as well as minor mutagenic qualities. Luna has a stock of the stuff, but a full-grown stallion or mare would cost simply too much of it to alter, both physically (too much body mass) and mentally (a more developed mind is more resistant to suggestion). By kidnapping foals, she can mutate a small being that will then grow naturally, as well as indoctrinate them early. This, combined with the ominous, almost occult nature of her and her guards' physical appearance, and the association with obeying her commands and sexual release established during sexually-formative years ensures that she has the most loyal guard corps in all the land, even if getting it isn't entirely ethical.
>>12605497is that really what you think a perfect ass looks like
>>12605509pls anoncalm downyou're entirely too angry to think straight
>>12605511"I am not a pony"
>>12605521Anon no plsI haven't poned in a while, I'm rusty
>>12605509Why are you so mad?
>>12605507i've almost given up entirely. It's either me being rude to someone or someone being rude to me, no middle ground.
>>12605497That is a terrible ass
>>12605501>David Bowie statueWhat?The sky pirates will probably have at least one diamond dog, so you should be barking up Bate's tree
>>12605490>Discord idly scratching Celestia behind the ear while she's holding court in the throne room
>>12605509It'd be funny if she really did have a cult full of kids but she has no idea what she is doing.>abducts children every night>but she lets them go home before supper>kool-aid is just kool-aid
>>12605507I know that feel hard breh
>>12605548Let's see you do better.Betcha can't.Go on, prove me wrong.
>>12605307As the others pointed out, there are some fundamental anatomy errors that became solidified in the lining process. It's like going two steps forward, one step back.For example, when I was going over this just now I found I originally put the breasts too high.
>>12605548No, this is a perfect ass.
So I had an idea for thick and big boobed Babs story.Babs and Anon are childhood friends.Anon moves away.Several years later.Anon moves back.Meets Babs.Babs slowly reveals childhood crush on Anon.Y/N?
>>12605554Choo chooHere comes the cupcake train and dicks
>>12605548If you were really GG, you'd have drawn something with that post.Also, we all have our own definitions of perfect.
>>12605490I wonder if Celestia's mane changes due to her mood.
>>12605583In that order?
>>12605497>you will never see Scootaloo wearing an Eddie Guerrero shirt, talking about LATINA HEAT
>>12605580mite b coolbut what if anon was a pony?
>>12605551NOI am enjoying my anger...>>12605556Because an animation is shit and the whiteknigts are trying to hardsell me shit as solid gold.And we both know, that gold does not smell or fell like this shit does.
>>12605580Babs quickly reveals the result of her continuing growth spurt
>>12605554Rediv doesnt care if youre ready, shes ready to party. And she's brought her horse too.
>>12605588All I know is that I'd love to wash it and brush it with my fingers.
>>12605589No.At the same time.
>>12605507Give for the sake of giving, not to expect anything in return.
>>12605604now we're talking
>>12605580This sounds familiar.
>>12605573>Flim and Flam still managed to sell her a few barrels of cyanide.>Has no idea what it's for, but they insisted it was part of the package deal.>Dumps it off in an orchard.
>>12605615>LondonI hope they have fun
>>12605615I can't wait for the beta soon:)
>>12605608>>12605616>cupcakes rediv and horseThere's no way this could go wrongwhere do I sign
>>12605595I like the Luna animation.
>>12605580How about growing up with Babs and she turns into the "I'll show you my tits for five bucks" girl, but she always warns you to back off, bucko, unless you wanna get popped one, because she doesn't want YOU to think she's a slut and/or has cooties..
>>12605571>her leg starts kicking>eyes go half laden>sentences trail off
>>12605595>Because an animation is shit and the whiteknigts are trying to hardsell me shit as solid gold.Holyshit you are mad.So mad that nobody takes you seriously.
>>12605509>>12605573it was actually flavor-aid
>>12605629>AJ wakes to find half her orchard dead
>>12605632THE ONLY REASON IT ISN'T RELEASED YET IS BECAUSE THEY'RE PORTING IT TO PS3/PS4
>>12605580And then happy, loving relationships?
>>12605647that's just how terrible Luna is>She has a beautiful place out in the country side>but she never takes the kids there because she doesn't want them to make a mess of it
>>12605640no, a tattoo like that is tacky and won't hold up well
>>12605644>she farts uncontrollably and makes honking sounds
>>12605646Nobody is a respected member of this general.Of course he would take me seriously.Ball is in your court, faggot.
>>12605644This is as close as I can get to my one true fetish without going sexual.I love it.
>>12605638Like most fan works I like the animation, but not the plot or direction of the animation
>>12605576I know nothing about boob anatomy, so I'll take your word on it. That's the plight of the artist, they learn and they see their old stuff in a better light. Just please don't go through and delete everything like some do.
>>12605661>happy, loving relationships?I like that.Much better than the usual 'for sexual' type of thing that gets written
I like ponies.
>>12605644Doesn't sound likely
>>12605640Disgusting, let me fix that for you.
>>12605699Needs some kick ass rims on that bitch
>>12605668It's a birthmark you asshole! Now you hurt it's feelings.
>>12605546well older chinese dynasties had palace eunuchs.Luna is from a bygone time where this shit is acceptable. So she kidnaps orphaned children and by ritual turns them into mutated soldiers loyal only to her.
>>12605713and some snoops.
>>12605686Most people just don't know how to write that sort of thing, is all.I think it's nicer to focus on the little moments, like cuddling between the sheets, or waking up early, or spooning on the couch while you watch TV or listen to the radio together - little, tender moments that an actual couple would have - but sex sells...
>>12605719either way not perfect
>>12605716>tfw no rediv and horse
>>12605723>well older chinese dynasties had palace eunuchs.I've noticed that this never turned out well for anyone involved.
>>12605638I'm sorry, but the animation looked too awkward for me. Yes new face angles are nice, but holy shit, don't make me cringe when I see them. And don't make Luna DEFY PHYSICS when she moves in the air. She has WEIGHT for fucks sake. Some of the scenes I was waiting for her wings to snap.
>>12605642>Babs is okay with others making boob jokes>but not you>every time she gets aggressive>confront her>eventually tells you that she thinks you are making fun of her when she just wants you to like her body
>>12605738>tfw no horse rediv and human rediv
>>12605734I find that stuff to be hotter.
>>12605737You're not perfect
Well another major con over and no major drama. Perhaps we are now past that stage of the fandom. Maybe everyone has just chilled out a bunch, or the real spergs know not to show up at cons anymore.
>>12605750Anon stop itDon't make it worse
>>12605723Would you pillage with her?
I wrote a >feel ficIt's been a while since I last did oneIt will be finished in about a day or so
>>12605759No t now Anon...WE ARE RAGING ABOUT ANIMATIONS!
>>12605758very truebut we're discussing perfect asses here
>>12605750I'll get a horse
>>12605759No. We've just become numb from it.
>>12604474Oh lookWhore McCunt Spermwhales
>>12605767>Take a day or two to write a feel fic.>Something that takes a post.Wow, Anon must be slow as hell...
>>12605767I like feelficsBe sure to post it here, even if it's just for me
>>12605760>you will never feed Red Ribbon french fries>she will never tenderly lick the salt off of your fingers>you will never snuggle rediv as she nurse from a vanilla shake>you will never rub both of their bellies
>>12605775You may get a horse but you wont cure the feels
>>12605777Trips; Lauren winsPost Faust faggots
>>12605742So in other words, needs more practice.
>Total essay pages overdue for history:>26+I'm never taking a class that demands any form of lingual intelligence againI can only think with numbers and symbols>tfw if you were asked to draw things, make flowcharts, write programs, and do math you would be doing fine>tfw western higher ed still idolizes prose to the point of substituting flowery articles where a table of results would be clearer and more concise>tfw you're fucked
I saw this while watching Cat Dog and it made me think of braeburned somehow.
>>12605791>you will never rub their futacocks together to see who's bigger
>>12605782writing takes longer than art, espeically want it to be worth the time for people to read it. I want it to be good.>>12605783Of course. If anything, you guys ar emy target audience.
>>12605777wow what a late reply
>>12605747>"We had an easy time gettin' in here, huh?">"Please, only reason the bouncer didn't card us was cuz he spent the whole time eyein' me up!">"I guess those knockers really CAN open doors! Hahaha--">"Hey, knock it off...">"What? You said it first!">"And I'll say it last - now shut your face before I shut it FOR ya'."
>>12605761>STREWN AT OUR FEETThat's a language an ancient warlord would useI guess she was pretty hardcore back then.
Lauren is cute
>>12605799I think you might have THE SPERG
>>12605805you're full of shit, you just want CatDog/fetish discussionI have to watch CatDog again, that looks hilarious
>>12605805where are you watching CatDog
>>12605798Yes.More practice would be perfect.Also...Just one other minor detail or two...Change everything else.And beat the people who thought the first draft was a good idea.
>>12605826she doesn't have feet, she has hooves
>>12605642>>12605747>>12605822oh god i'm feeling too hard
>>12605841She doesn't have hooves, she has toes.
>>12605761>Celestia charges Luna, along with her two war commanders, Shock and Awe, to destroy the greatest of threats to Equestrian safety, threats than cannot be contained by any other means>She functions as a deniable asset in that if she is discovered (rather than just the aftermath of her work), Equestria can deny any involvement or cooperation with her
>>12605813>Hardly take time to write shit.>Still get fanart.You mean if I gave a fuck I could have an animation empire by now?!
>>12605826>Luna's killed more ponies than the population of Ponyville and Canterlot combined.
>>12605734>out all day at the county fair>you told her to wear proper shoes and not flip flops>now you're on your knees in the food court kneading her sore feet and legs as she nibbles on a tray of french fries>occasionally she offers you one, feeding you by hand>just take your sweet time working her toes, the bottoms of her feet, and the luxurious curve of her calves>she smacks you when your hand goes up her thighs, under her shorts>"Not in public."
>>12605867you know what? that is exactly what Im saying
>>12605867Yes, you could, AA
>>12605791>you will never rub your cock between their bellies
>>12605834I like Andrea more because she has perfect blowjob lips
B-but i feel it in muh bones
>>12605830>>12605837I'm watching it on amazon.comthat and a shitload of other old cartoons are on there. for free too if you happen to have prime.
>>12605868>Outside of the kingdom maps, only wasteland remains.
>>12605882I can sense it in my feet
>>12605879I'm touched, but that's not me.
>>12605866>the Nightmare Moon Scenario was a blown operation>She saved countless lives but lost her agents and had to go deep cover
>>12605672The funniest thing is that you wanted people to actually read all that words-words-words crap you typed, you put so much in it but in the end nobody cares and you still mad, good lord.This entertains me so much. Go on.
>>12605881Andrea is not for sexual
>>12605881I don't like Lauren like that thoughShe's just cute and junk
>>12605881MLPG please stop being creepy about the VAs
>>12605902thank you, i was just about to call an adult
>tfw you want to write for mlpg but you think no one will take the time to read it
>>12605902>>12605900she's too sexy, I can't not be a creep
>>12605895I don't know who is more pathetic, the idiot you are 'fighting' with or you, the moron who is defending blatant brony garbage.
>>12605919I'd probably read itWhat are you thinking of writing?
I have a request. I-I can do that can't I?Booping a changeling makes it go nuts and make noises, like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmwmAx5eWxc
>5:05 am>see clopwork in catalog>think someone is just fucking around
>>12605927link the last thing you wrote
>>12605894If by "deep cover" you mean "exiled to the moon for a thousand years as a gesture to placate the Ramhallans, the griffon chiefs, and the dragons".It prevented a war that almost certainly would have destroyed Equestria, yes, but it did remove the backbone of Equestrian military operations, thus ensuring that when she finally got back, Luna had quite a lot of work to do.
>>12605923If I showed you my feet would it sate your lust, Anon?
>>12605934by this, i mean i thought it was much earlier
>>12605943show the solves, please. good lighting too.
She's really growing on me.
>>12605943but you're a man and you have ugly feet
>>12605944it's shitare you going to finish it or have you quit forever?
>>12605873>get home well after sunset>collapse on the bed together>just lay there all night, cuddling and resting after all that walking>she falls asleep in your arms>lean down to surreptitiously peck her on the lips before pulling her closer and shutting your eyes.
>>12605962She can be a qt
>>12605962VA blowjobs are the best
>>12605926I've had a ton of ideas, most if not all being human in equestria that isn't just a wankerOne was a twist ending feels that is probably dumb but it's anon being in a coma and trying to recover his memory while more or less being in equestria
>>12605957Oh baby...>>12605970Shh just come.http://imgur.com/UmbIfYq
>>12606005dumb>>12606006lameI hope some day you get back on the horse
>>12605997>fuck her while she's doing Twilight's voice>as she gets further into it, she starts to really lose it>she starts going into every voice she has, unable to control them anymore
>>12606026thank you, and I hope I git gud at this drawing thing too
>>12606026Y-yeah, I thought soMLPG doesnt seem to appreciate anything that isn't lewd
>>12606006AppleDan do you still draw
>>12606038>she's humming while she sucks you deep>the subtle vibration makes you explode in her mouth
>>12606024>http://imgur.com/UmbIfYqi can't appreciate these feet
>>12605962More like she's making me growHeh
>>12605992Manehattan apartments have got to be cramped as fuck and the rent is probably ridiculous......but I wouldn't mind sharing one with her.
>>12605962>>12605996She looks exactly like a pornstar. And she grosses me out. And I can't stand her personality.
>>12606052YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE OTHER ANONS!
>>12606056How 'bout we skip the lesson and I just give you your homework?
>>12606037My one dislike of that movie was >Hey we're gonna show off these kick ass Jaegers>Ok now that you've seen them, they need to die
>>12606049Yeah a bit, mostly heads and hairstyles unless im requested for something else
>>12606066I can't like her because she sounds the same in 99% of her roles, 100% of the time she's at guest VA events
>Tabitha will die in your lifetime
>>12606072>canceling the apocalypse>not by the skin of your teeth
>>12606058>you will never have a toe-pinching war while watching the Mets get destroyed on TV
>>12606072>extra hour of footage
>>12605923Andrea gave me a foot fetish, that innocent voice egging you on, daring you to cum, oh lord
>>12606089>implyingshe's like an Ork. fungal spores, dude. she even admitted it. remember?
>>12606038>She slips into timmy turner>Boner.exe has crashed, would you like to restart?
>>12606098A man can dream movie producers have bottomless pockets can't he?
>>12606089>Gabe Newell will die in your lifetime
>>12606138Welp, time to go lay down and sulk.
>>12605822I imagine it would be real easy to make Babs blush at a karaoke bar. What song would you sing for her?I'd do What Makes You Beautiful
>>12606157has a huge 100% off sale and givaways and shit at his funeral
>>12606138>Gabe Newell eats Death
>>12606164>Halflife 3 is released posthumously >The intro is a video of Gabe "If you're listening to this, I'm dead. I hope it was worth the wait..."
>>12606169>Gabe Newell takes Death's powers>makes a real-life video game
>>12606178>implying that he doesn't have a full developer commentary track recorded already
>open thread>ctrl+f Rarity>only 2 resultsSHAME ON YOU
>>12606160AAAAAAAAAAARE YOU GONNA TAKE ME OUT TONIGHT?AAAAAAAAAAAAALL DOWN BESIDE THAT RED FIRE LIGHT!AAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOU GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT?FAT-BOTTOM GIRL YOU MAKE THE ROCKIN' WORLD GO ROUND!
>>12605020I really liked it, but it was really rough
>>12606160>not Bombshell by PM5k>not having her shove you and scream "DEVON! GET THE TABLES!"
>>12605342This makes no senseIsnt Pinkie like....anti-tsundere?
>>12606248The word is deredere.
>>12606214thats because you didnt ctrl f SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>12606236Bunch of faggots with mid tier taste
>>12606256fun party deshou?
>>12606256no, the word is fundere
Tex drew something
>>12606267it's ok raraty
>>12605902But I'm creepy about ALL VAs all the time. If I ever met Tom Kenny I'd give him a great big hug
Daily reminder that you can like whatever you want to like and you shouldn't have to conform to other people's opinions
>>12606267>insulting your favorite pony's tastewhat the heck, anon
quick, post Rarity
>>12606272i thought he committed sudoku out of shame from betraying MLPG
>>12606277Here's a white pony!
>>12605902I like Andrea because I imagine her feet would smell the best in a pair of worn pantyhose
>>12606286It isn't pony so I dont know if I should post it
>>12605925>or you, the moron who is defending blatant brony garbage.Haha, you are SO angry that you mistaken me with the retard you were arguing with ahahTake a break from MLPG
>>12606276>filenameeveryone knows Bon Bon's the stoner
>>12606289here's another one
goodnight NMLPGi love you
>>12606276i like lyra
>>12606294smelly VA feet are the best
>>12606219>She's beet-red when you sit down, hiding her face in her hands.>"I dunno whether to laugh or kill you...!"