Old thread: >>12593651Topic: Three months of winter wrap up! Let's finish!
>The months of winter coolness>And awesome holidays!
I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR 251 IMAGES TO FORCE MY FUCKING THREAD DOWN YOUR THROATSIT'S IMPORTANT
>>12599329
buttloads
>>12599340Look I posted an image too
>>12599253>>12599253But equestria clearly like north americaIt's only winter in straya m8
>>12599359Woah holy shit dude
110 days till next pony
r u a grill
>>12599277 Someone post ''that collage''
I want to draw more Twilight Sparkle but I can't feel the motivationWhere is it mlpgWhere is the motivation and how do I get it
>>12599359Ohh, good one.
>>12599379>it's only been 10 days since the big date was announced
>>12599377ISN'T IT GREATNEW HORSE WHERE?
>>1259938123/propane based/NY
>>12599317
>>12599254No, another artist said they needed references and would draw her. Just curious if they finished it.
>>12599399Oh you know where the new horse is*wink*
>>12599393Try drawing another horseYou might find more inspiration then
what ever
>>12599420Fuck off Ross, nobody wants to draw your shit
>>12599393draw a non shit pony
I want to buy a pony shirt, just not an autistic one. Any of you have wearable pony shirts?
>>12599224>>12599420>pretending not to be yourselfNice try RossNo one is ever going to draw your shitty OC
>>12599456We love fine does have one or two subtle ones
>>12599456Im wearing a shirt right now that just says wonderbolts on it
>you will never a pony with questionably on-model anatomy
>>12599456>I want to buy a pony shirt, just not an autistic oneYou have to realize that no matter which pony shirt you get you're going to look autistic. It's just a matter of finding the least autistic one possible.
>>12599456>I want to buy a pony shirt>just not an autistic one
>>12599183Can someone explain the fuck is this?I leave for a weekend to socialize and have fun, and i start missing tons of shit.
>>12599480an oxymoron if ever there was one
>>12599456Graphic tees make you look autistic. There is no way around it.
>>12599487It's a trading card game by hasbro I think
>>12599473>You will never eat pony
>>12599487MLP trading card game.
>>12599456>pony shirt>not retardedGood luck, Chuck
http://imgur.com/Uj3WcFi
>>12599456>Graphic tee>You're probably fatNoDon't
>>12599487It's nothing. How it's played is that it's basically single player but you play cards out of a deck and solve "problems" there is no combat or counters. Whoever solves their problems first wins or something.Worst part is there's not even artwork on them. Just screencaps from the show.
>>12599516That's a little dick proportional to his body
>>12599487New trading card game announcedThe big gimmick is that it's based on solving puzzles rather than directly dueling. Details are forthcomming
What did the doctor say, Applejack?
>>12599510Another one?
>>12599516Too small of a dick.
>>12599516that's a really tiny cock
>>12599253Stompylittlelegs
>>12599536I'm only aware of one.
>>12599480I was thinking more on the lines of thius.http://www.welovefine.com/889-rarity-cutie-mark.html#.Uf8hP5Lvuik
>>12599533We get to take a road trip to Elmer's
>>12599536redivfuta rr x futa rosemary when
>>12599456some of the shirts on here http://ocularproof.spreadshirt.com/are subtle.I wear the non-text madame leflour shirt on my birthday.
>>12599510>>12599502Huh. Do we have anything else on it? Maybe that explains those C&D for those fan card games from months back. Hope it doesn't fuck up LK's thing (if he ever goes back to it)>>12599529>>12599532Oh. Slight disappointment them.
where are all the videos of people jacking off horses? i search all of the gaybeast sites and beasttubes and there is none wtf.i thought there would be a ton.
>>12599550
>>12599541>>12599546>MLPG
>>12599533There's too little apple in your systemHe's getting the gun right now
>>12599516whats with the tex penis
You are now entering The Twily Zone___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwN5HLiZ7_odaily dose
>>12599578I have a bigger dick.
>>12599529>No combatRight>no counters and basically single player>no artwork on them, just screencaps from the showThis sounds like speculation, I don't remember this.The one card example we have isn't even a real card, whose to say screencaps are what they're doing?>>12599532This is true
>>12599420>>12599450>>12599460>Another artist>would draw Ross' Sweetie BelleNah dudeDudeNah
twilying in the twily zone
>>12599541>>12599546>>12599530But the pone will get hurt if I make it bigger...and he cant knot inside if I made it so.
>>12599516LEMONMAKE HIS DICK BIGGER
>>12599590THIS IS MY KIND OF ZONE!
>>12599530>>12599541>>12599546>>12599585I actually love you, MLPG
>>12599533I dunno, what'd he say?
>>12599604>human sweetie is Ross sweetie now
mlpg I want to buy an island mansion and have all your favorite ponies meet you there and not do anything stressful forever
>>12599604The fuck kind of face is that
>>12599606You're underestimating RarityI expect big balls, too
>>12599648>RarityLook again
>>12599643>Art-Anon
>>12599648>Rarity
>>12599648That's TrixieBut still
>>12599621stop posting the same fucking pictures
>>12599590
>>12599657>>12599666>>12599667Whatever.The important thing is the dick
>>12599596That looks... pretty neat.
>>12599668never
Celestia turning you into a pony and then sucking on your swollen mare teats
>>12599635>an island of mlpg's users>less than a week in, people are stealing other ponies and eating each other
>>12599635So is it like Thugz Mansion?Ponez Mansion?
>>12599564All of those are completely unsubtle.
>>12599668________________________________________________________________________________________no
>>12599683Celestia being a pony and sucking on her mare teatsfixed
>>12599684>>12599689can't we just have nice things and nice ponieswe can even make some of them be our pony butlers
>>12599684>eating each otherunf
>>12599643Better than anything Ross could do, that's for sure.
Wait is marker pone in the new comic for FS?
>>12599698Why wouldn't want Celestia to suck on your mare teats?Are you a fag?
weekly dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZG1K1-2omo
>button's voiceyech.
>>12599675I copied your picture in to photoshop and I can't figure out where you're getting the #dead77 colorI took the eyedropper all over the place and it's similar to her hair but not quite the same
>>12599725I think it's kind of fitting for a /v/ colt
>>12599719YesNow let me suck on Celestia's tits and fuck her normally
>>12599714>Hello, i don't watch the show and i''m here to fit in
>>12599699>pony butlersYeah they'd be pony maid bitchesYou have to understand how horny some of us are
>>12599714That's Marker Pone's sister, Morker Poone
>>12599604literally every other humanized Sweetie is better than Ross's
>>12599714DYEWTS
>>12599714The fuck kind of outfit is that
>>12599683human Diamond Tiara turning you into a plush pony and giving you to Silver Spoon
>>12599737Well I mean I guess some of them can do that in certain roomsAnd willingly
>>12599725It was well done, the guy could voiceactBut really fucking annoying
>>12599725Hes a runty little 8 year old who fails at life.I say it's a good fit
if Marker pony was a human, what would her most attractive feature be?Her big boopies!
>>12599770>And willinglyYou just don't get it
>>12599767>You will never have Silver Spoon clutch you to her chest as she falls asleep>She will never kiss you on the nose before setting you back on her bedspread before she leaves for the day
>>12599740indeed
>>12599725It's fitting.
>>12599789I'm not turning my pony paradise into some rape island
>>12599786
>>12599736>>12599758Sorry I do not remember every back ground pony from the show
>>12599786Marker would be flat, that way I could hold her closer to my heart.
Would you a pony if they wanted you to grope their balls?
>>12599458> breedingThat's the one thing that caught my attention in that imageI think it's time to seek help
>>12599807That would be Anon's pony paradise though
>>12599786>marker human has gigantic hands>she will never boop in in the face and break your nose
>>12599720>hooves family
>>12599720>Rainbow Dash being a cuntIt's so authentic!
>>12599807if I were a little pony maid on an island and I didn't get regular dickings I would quickly become depressed
>>12599725>"MAWWWWM AIM READY FOR SCHOOOEEEWLLL!!!">Likes video games>a lot>No social skills whatsoever>Functionally retardedIt's oddly fitting, actually.
>>12599818That's the most casual thing I've ever heard
>>12599818Get out.
>>12599849Okay we will have 2 islandsParadise Island and Rape IslandBut it's going to be like Greenland and Iceland to trick invaders
>>12599838>hating official fanon
>>12599824Sure, why not?
>>12599676>>12599648>rarity.I'll fix it later.
>>12599869>official fanon
>>12599740I would that Sweetie for hours on end.
>>12599869>not hating the most autistic ship
>>12599876Even if they were a pretty futa mare?
>>12598973>>12598973>they look like usual brony thugs/brutespfft ahahahhaBronies as it is.
>>12599890Don't cut yourself on her chin
>>12599868>go to rape island and get ponied insteadI wouldnt be that upset
>>12599600>>12599570>>12599529reposting from last thread (i missed the new thread post)>It might be cool if each problem deck is actually problems your opponent has to solve so that you're trying to have a deck that can solve any problem quickly.that way its still competitive, but not contrary to the show. (why would ponies fight anyways, and all about friendship)I don't exactly have high hopes for the game but i'd rather a good new idea than just another basic combat card game.
>>12599728I got something similar
>>12599890Fine but I get Scoots then
Do you own any pony Merch?
>>12599922If it would fucking ship already
>>12599885It's the most popular ship on the fandom, and basically everyone agrees with it, so its "official" in a way.>>12599895>hating cute things
>>12599890You would what, Anon?You would take her out to a nice dinner, or a night of dancing?
>>12599922Nonone of the merch looks worthy of my money
>>12599949>breadstick horn
>>12599920...which leaves Applebloom for me!It all works out!
>>12599922One blindbag Twilight
>>12599960I can't dance.Maybe a show or a movie.
>>12599949Lyra is above being built by the French
>>12599958Derpytop and singlemom!derpy certainly have their fansso the doctor is not the only ship.
>>12599958>official
>>12599960>we will never finish that date with Sweetie
>>12599922A McDonald's wave one Cheerilee and a wave two Rarity.
>>12599922way too much
Does MLPG want to play TF2 tonight
>>12599922A bit.
>>12599958>It's the most popular ship on the fandom, and basically everyone agrees with it, so its "official" in a way>imfuckingplying
Pony just spaghettied everywhere
Describe your favorite pony is three words or less.
>>12600027nolets shoot zombies or terrorists instead
>>12599995Lyra isnt above anythingCause shes a LITTLE pony!
>>12599922Left overs from when I got the McDonald's toys for my little sister.A calendar form the dollar storeA few of the trading cardsOne blindbag (metal Rarity)And a "BRONY" snow hat I got for Christmas from said little sister... I haven't worn it yet.
>>12599922No. I want a Twilight Sparkle plush so badly but I live with other people and my power level is too high.
>>12599922No.
booporu-chan~
>>12600027I'm always down for hats
>>12600044I'll get the hose.
>>12600046pretty horse princess
I could go for some summer wrap-up right about now.Fuck summer
>>12600044That's okay, I can clean it up I guess. She really needs to stop doing that though.
>>12600001It's the most popular one though, so it gets the most art and thus, it's the most "official" one.And I honestly don't see the big deal about Derpy/Carrot Top.>>12600043Well, one of the most popular ones out side mane 6 ships.
>>12600028
>>12600044unf
>>12600046Tiny, yellow, adventerous
>>12600062
>>12600062I find this hard to believe
>>12600059Would you stalk sweetiebelle trying to get her streetpass mii to level 9?
>>12599692>some
>>12600062why the trip? piss off
>>12600062Tex what do you think of the mlp card game
>>12600059>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGHGHHHH OH IT HURTS IT HUUUUUUUURRRRRRTTTTSS Oh hey, a bit!"
>>12600062that's because you have AJ and RD locked up in your closet
>>12600028>those awful yellow wallsi know your pain staying at a place with terrible color walls and there is nothing you can do about it
>>12600062YOU SHOULD BE DEAAAD
>>12600028>Pony shrineOh shit negro the fuck are you doing? You need to spread the pony around, not just clump it together, it diminishes the pony power.
When is my pony form going to bust out of my chest?
>>12600046jumpy spearmint mare
>>12600059>Sweetie drank a milkshake in an episode>so lets reference it >because why not
>>12599922I got a plush the other day.Totally worth it.
>>12600080A general agreement in the 'fandom' doesn't mean shit for the show
>>12600062welp, thread derailed, goodnight
>>12600062Yes.
>>12600062Fuck off baby bitch
>>12599897I like to think I'm a pretty progressive guy, so I suppose I would
>>12600059I found the train to be pretty amusing
>>12600059It was a lot better overall than I expectedNone of the jokes were painfully unfunny, and that one and the end part were actually almost funnyNothing great, but probably the best fan animation I've seen. I haven't seen many though.One thing about this one, it felt like they didn't really understand how the jokes they were trying to use work
>>12600096I wasn't aware of such a thing.>>12600117My free time has been limited. I'll actually have some time to draw again tomorrow.
>>12600046Sweet and kind.
>>12600074Winter, spring and Fall are certainly nicer despite winters here being well below freezing sometimes.
>>12600062Draw.
>>12600009We could finish it any time you want to.
>>12600149What is this from?
>>12600140I know? I never said anything about the show.
>>12600062You've ruined like 2 weeks of MLPGDon't ruin any more
>>12600154In that case she'd happily service you in any way you wanted as thanks~
>>12600156The train would have been better if his reaction wasn't retardedor maybe if it was the right kind of retarded
>>12600062>tfw
>>12600046tomboyraspyunderdog
>>12600062>>12600158Please dont leave us.Also more reporter pony
>>12600080I just want you to know that you're saying things that are sillyvery silly
>>12600062The next time contributors ask why people want them to post without their names when they aren't contributing.Not that I'm complaining, no discussion going on in the last...6 months.
>>12600080>official because fansyou are one of those guys who is killing the show by supporting this bullshit and allowing pandering. leave now.
>>12600179so fandom shitMLPG>We're totally not fans of the fandom here!>Except we know about everything that is related to it and discuss it!
>>12600062>>12600158
>>12599991>Sweetie Belle will never pull you to a secluded corner of the dance floor so she can teach you to dance.>"This way, nobody's staring at us!"
>>12600179Adventures of milf pone and her son.
>>12600179http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2VhC1QF7ww&Trigger warning: adorably irritating squeaky voices
>>12600186Just wait until the shitposters move on to a new contributor
>>12600062>you will never get this many replies with two letter
No Twilight, you don't understand. I need Anon to cum inside of me.
>>12600158It's a card game from hasbro with poo screenshotsNo big deal, but you should draw twily playing card games
For those who were freaking out about the Comic Panel Earlier and what EQD said in the summary.This tweet all but confirms that EQD screwed up again >Katie Cook>@katiecandraw>...I also look forward to every word I said at my panels being taken wildly out of context. Jokes don't translate well in text transcripts!http://derpy.me/xkv2Q The tweet in question
>>12600179
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>>12600247Playing the MLP card game?
>>12600215There's a difference between liking the content's quality itself and to be a fan of a group of people
>>12600220Fuck Applejack, everything with Tex and Pinkie is the best
>>12600258I don't have any origami ponies
>>12600262Playing Android: Netrunner
>>12600214I never said official to the show, but official to the fandom.And what's wrong with pandering as long as it doesn't affect the episode itself? The comic does go overboard a bit I'll admit.
>>12600262Or magic the gathering
>>12599922a few mane6 mini-figures, that shiny big Vinyl Scratch figure, a lyra plushie, and a fluttershy plushie.
>>12600046Apples, Hat
>>12600231I enjoyed it.
Fuck you TexFuck you MLPGI'm over your shit
>>12600046mint
>>12600275>Fuck Applejackyou're the boss
>>12600247Twilight would MagicPinkie would PokémonAJ would Texas Hold'em
ROSE YOU SAID YOU DIDNT HAVE 3DS AND AC AND YOU COULDNT GIVE ME YOUR FRIEND CODEI KNOW YOU WERE LYINGFUCK YOU ROSE
>>12600274you're a fan of the fandom for liking anything that comes from it.
>>12600262Yeah, why not?She could have a wizard hat with Texanon looking fustrated while she's kicking buttOr the other way around?
>>12600231>tfw want to animate>tfw have Flash>tfw no idea where to start
>>12600287did you want to share a room at EFNW or just meet up
>Fluttershy liked your post
>>12600046Not real.
>>12600046pretty pink pony
>>12600316Offer to touch her vajayjay
>>12600046Glasses.Braid.Cute.
>that feel when no lewd princess to snuggle
>>12600334Share a room, he needs a cuddle buddy
>>12600243> Dash is convinced this will make her not a lesbian> pregnant women all become straight, right?> she thinks this until she sees someone else is bountifully preggers> there's absolutely no denying she likes women and apparently pregnant women can lez hard too
>>12600335She likes all of my posts.
>>12600283>as long as it doesn't effect the episode itselfAnd what is this " official to the fandom" bullshit you keep saying. What does that even mean.
>>12600287>>12600334
>>12600231God he just needed to tone down that intro, the rest was cute. I want to milkshake with sweetie belle.
>>12600316I didn't beforeI do now.Just because things change doesn't mean I was lying previously. Let me make my town nice first.
>>12600309
>>12600367"Canon" in other words I guess?
Anon, ponies don't go into heat or estrus.
>>12600317>You don't own any songs from a band>You don't look up their stuff on Youtube>You don't keep their stuff on your computer>That one song of theirs plays on the radio>You like it>You have a raging fan-on for them.
>>12600194That won't be necessary, helping a pony in need is its own rewardThen again, there is ONE thing that might be nicedo you think she'd be offended if I asked her to help me clean my apartment?
>>12600283>And what's wrong with pandering as long as it doesn't affect the episode itself?Pandering itself is just terribleIf you need to look to the fans to come up with content, then it looks bad for them.
>>12600390nothat's not what canon means at allstop that this instant
>>12600357Would you be cuddle buddies with your favorite pony?You're not together and you dont do anything lewd, but a few times a week shes comes over to your place and the two of you just sleep cozily in the same bed together
>>12600391Pinkie, I just wanted to know the time.
>>12600390So this guy is saying that things popular in the fandom is official to the fandom but doesn't effect any plot lines and is basically unofficial in general.
>>12600391How do you know what they are then?Checkmate holocaust deniers.
>>12600408References from the fandom aren't bad if they're done right.
>>12600400So long as it's not so filthy that flies have started to move in or anythingAlso she'll probably be erect most of the time.
>>12600391Pinkie I just asked if you wanted to fuck some time, not a biology lesson.
>>12600391So you, uh, ovulate?Like other mammals?
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
>>12600309Hows kraut doing?
>>12600334honestly I still haven't really looked into it too much (i was just considering it because its closer than bronycon) but i would need roommate(s). i was also considering taking commissions and saving to possibly go to bronycon next year, and if I do that then I wouldn't go to EFNW, but i need to see how much free time i have in college firstso basically i have no idea wahahaha
>>12600413NoNeverI mean who here would even think of saying yes to that
>>12600464I think she's implying you'd need to enter some sort of sex-frenzy to stoop to fucking the average AnonThat's probably accurate
>>12600478>commisionsYou have my attention
>>12600478Mewbs pls are you honestly gonna let the opportunity to share room with a batshit insane gal with a billion fetishes pass up
>>12600397But that's official content.
>>12600474The new FiW sucked
>>12600474I think that is honestly one of the better songs in the whole fandomI especially love the Russian version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d1WceA7D40
>>12600519The parts that were not Snowblind were funnyToo bad Snowblind took up 80% of the episode
>>12600478how much to draw my shemale wolf riding trixie.
>>12600413No. I would want more.The cuddling can be a private thing but I want to do more than just cuddling.I mean, we'd have to be good friends too. We would have to be able to go to public places together, as friends and with friends. I'm not some cuddle slut.
>>12600464>Ask Twilight to fuck some time>She agrees>You actually do end up getting a biology lesson
>>12600519It had a much better sense of timing than part 8they got the magic back in my opinon
>>12600474I'm kinda regretting choosing this as my handleIt's brony as fuck in retrospect
>>12600478>i was also considering taking commissionsI'm paying attention now
>>12600502>>12600538im going to be charging brony prices so way more than it should be>>12600505but im not into vomit
>>12600388Mother. Fucking. Socks.
>>12600531that song is so fucking enjoyableProbably my favorite of the fandom's music to listen to
>>12600531Russian is a fucking beautiful language.Even if nothing else about the country is.
>>12600553
>>12600565it's not like you do anything with itI really doubt anyone would care if you changed your name.
>>12600557A-as a euphemism or you actually get an anatomy lesson, or she somehow narrates very useful biology while you foreplay and fuck?
>>12600571So, $10 for a sketch?Still worth it.
>>12600518The point I was trying to make is you can like things from a group of people and not like the group in general.
>>12600571I'm pretty sure she has like a dozen other fetishes that you are into
>>12600536>>12600564I thought the snowblind part would have been fine if it was it's own parody. Breaking the episode in half for it was pointless.The canterlot one was much better.
>>12600519I stopped watching after episode 6Episode 4 was the best one
IP 68.232.162.224:27015pass bonbonWe play. I mean if you want
>>12600588Russia does have absolutely beautiful wildlife and landscapes
>>12600463no, it's not nearly that badI'm just moving soon and need to start getting things organized so packing goes quickerthat shouldn't be a problem as long as she's not making a mess herself
>>12600538so, waitYou mean a shemale trixie who rides wolves, or a shemale wolf who rides on trixie?
>>12600531I've never seen (or cared enough to see) anything FIW related, but I love this song.
>>12600588They have beautiful forests until they drive ridiculous logging vehicles through them
>>12600611do not want
>>12600596She keeps talking the entire timeTHE ENTIRE TIME
>>12600361>"W-wake up! Wake up Sugarcube...!">"My water's just broke! T-the baby's comin'!"
>it ain't gonna rub itself
>>12600576>Minty liked socks before they were cool.
>>12600650They are fun for a rainy afternoonIf the general is really super ded some time, watch one or two.
I love my waifu
>>12600553>>12600591Why is Fluttershy always trying to feed me?I am not an animal
>>12600606Yeah, it's like they were making the episode and halfways through Snowdrop came out and they decided to just shove it thereBut most of Babs' lines were pretty great and the song at the end was hilarious
>>12600636She'll only make a mess if you help her do so. Otherwise she's happy to help, even offering to assist you in packing if you want.You can tell she really likes spending time with you.
>>12600675It's just her natural instinct. At least she's got down what kind of foods you like now. At first she was just leaving raw fish heads in a pail by your bed.
>>12600477try talking to the man himself, last time he was spotted and admitted it was him he said he still responded to people, only that very few contact him anyway
>>12600361that tumblr has the unfiest personhorses
>>12600665Would you take a pony like that, dip them in a bucket of soapy water and scrub the floor with them?
>>12600669I don't really give a fuck about them, so whatever. If someone streams them, then sure, but I just don't care enough to go out my way to actually watch an episode.
>>12600671I love your waifu too
>>12600531The Ska/rock cover is also pretty coolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvUvlhDTy4
>>12600671
>>12600698If they were into it
>>12600571im going to punch you in the leg
>>12600675What if she thinks you're an random lost animal?
>>12600610I actually thought 7 and 8 were the best of all of them. The only negative was they stopped being about Gypsy Pinkie.
>>12600709I like ska, it has a lovely feel to it.
>>12600713they aren't, but your floor isn't gonna mop itself
>>12600710FUCK YOU MATEI'M GLAD YOU WERE ON THE DEATH STAR WHEN IT WENT BOOM
You're ponying pony when pony approaches you and asks you to pony. What do you pony?
>>12600715>rediv throws her hardest punch at Mew's leg>mew recoils, grabbing his thumb in pain.
>>12600667Silly, they were cool all along, she was just the first to notice.
>>12600598i was thinking $15 sketch, $30 cell shaded, $40 painted, $50 cell shaded with full background $70 painted with a full background. this is only for single characters. i also might try braeburned's auction tactic cause that seemed to work really welldon't hate me too much ahhh>>12600600anon pls>>12600477he refuses to talk about his problems so i'm going to say he's fine but not good>>12600715come at me bropegasister>>12600739>implying i wouldn't block it with my thumb
>>12600730Then I'd buy a mop and make them clean it, a good pony is an obedient pony.
>>12600710I can dream.
>>12600610The Luna one was the weakest, the next two ones were pretty great and this one fell down againCoincidentally, the last two had great songs, that also helps a lot
>>12600531>Check this guy's other videos>Jazz Jackrabbit Piano & Flute MedleyJesus fuck I love him
>>12600751What time do plan to start these up and for how long do you plan to keep them running?
>>12600664oh shitoh shitoh shitoh shit oh shit oh shit
>>12600751>reply wallAre you fucking serious?
>>12600772>>Jazz Jackrabbit Piano & Flute MedleyHoly shit
>>12600740Do you think Minty likes it when ponies wear socks for sexual? Or does she think it ruins it?
>>12600772>Jazz JackrabbitAww yeah, muh childhood.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2idyeFWdmA
>>12600722>>12600766Eh. Never had a high opinion about FiW.Always thought it was mediocre at best.The only thing that is great about them are the song. Everythign else is eh.
>>12600751what the fuck did you just call me
>>12600738dare I attempt a double pony?
>>12600709I really like most of that guy's stuff. I love Ska and Post-punk.
>>12600803Yeah, I like the Rainbow Dash Presents stuff much better. FiMFlam is great.
>>12600751Eh that sounds about right pricewise
>>12600802I spent way to much time playing that game. And as much time just sitting and listening to the music
>>12600828>Rainbow Dash PresentsOh fuck I love those.
>we're not fans of the fandom, we swearstop being so fucking hypocritical
>>12600751>i was thinking $15 sketch, $30 cell shaded, $40 painted, $50 cell shaded with full background $70 painted with a full background. this is only for single characters. i also might try braeburned's auction tactic cause that seemed to work really wellYou're not THAT good.
>>12600805rediv why don't you ever draw canon ponos
>>12600848it's used so often I don't even know what it means anymore
>>12600751>he refuses to talk about his problemsthe knowledge that something is amiss yet no-one can help (because he refuses to talk about it) makes him a martyr to some and an annoyance to others. i'm not saying he should quit, but he should have the common decency to put on a brave face, say he's ok and continue stewing in all the self-pity and self-loathing. to him, it probably wouldn't make any difference, but it might alleviate the shitposting here if his presence and problems don't constantly loom over these threads.
>>12600835That feel when you grew up with only a PC and played Jazz Jackrabbit, Duke Nukem, Rise of the Triad, Commander Keen, etc. and can't relate to all the kids that grew up on Mario, Sonic, and the like.>captcha: endlysy sufferingsYes, that.
>>12600805>using gay as an insult
>>12600751>$15 sketchthat's a bit muchUnless you are JJ level of brony famous you really can't go over $10 for a basic sketch and expect buisness
>>12600848when did I ever say I wasn't a fan of the fandom?I don't see a reason why I can't enjoy both the show and the fanworks
>>12600858>Twilight staring at the mannequins absI told you I'm on a bulk twilight, why do you shame me so?
>>12600858i do
>>12600800Minty acknowledges that there are many ways to enjoy socks and encourages them for use in whichever manner brings the most happiness.
>>12600849>You're not THAT good.but he's brony/tumblr famous enough to pull it off.
>>12600882That means you're the true master race.
>>12600664> After a whirlwind trip to the delivery ward and a long night of coaching Applejack through it all, the baby's born> Applejack's is haggard, even broken fine capillaries in places from "reverse pushing"> it's like a fever's broken, exhausted> But to Dash she looks radiant> Later the Apples come by with cigars, all with cigars with little stickers, "CONGRATS, DAD" crossed out with "MOMS", all the "men" out in the hall slapping backs and knees enjoying a few> Despite the icy glare from a passing nurse, Dash lights hers and pulls a mean woody drag and grins> She's gonna bring Applejack and little Scumble home tomorrow with a mariachi band and new crib waiting.> This is gonna be the best proposal ever.
>>12600751>>12600849>>12600886By "sketch" do you mean something like this?
>>12600886That was about the going price at brony con
>>12600882Almost in the same situation.The only difference is that I had a cheap Russian NES copy that also had Mario. Oh and the NES Super Man game
>>12600888you'd be better off on /mlp/
>>12600849I don't know, in the brony setting he could get away with it. Supply and demand afterall.
>>12600874It's a belittleing term for someone who is in the fandom for the sake of being in the fandom rather than actually liking the show.
>>12600916and you'd be better off if you were to calm the hell down and stop getting mad at people having fun
>>12600780depends on how long it takes for me to get adjusted to school, and i would likely keep them up off and on until i either hit my expenses goal (lolyeahright) or until I need to start making prints>>12600805you heard me horse>>12600849>>12600886i dont really need to be that good for this fandomalso i might start lower just in case i'm wrong, so that i don't backpedal, but i think i have a decent enough amount of followers to tryi also plan on selling my soul and >pandering for more followers>>12600907around that, yeah. maybe cleaner.
>>12600885>has "ur" in itClearly not meant to be taken seriously
>>12600933fucking stop
pony kissing your lips
>>12600885HA GAYLORD
>>12600953> mouth ajar for ultimate dickingsThese threads excite me too
>>12600933>i dont really need to be that good for this fandom anon was right, you're a dick
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HAT TIME
>>12600964Lots of people are asking him things at once.A reply wall is just fine.
>>12600983But he's right
>>12600681well isn't that kind of her?some help packing would be just greatI suppose asking for help on moving day wouldn't be out of the question, would it?I can totally pay her back in pizza, beer & bellyrubs
>>12600933I had to lower my prices a couple of times - and I'm still having problems getting any takers.Best of luck, though!It'd probably help if I actually finished the commission I still have hanging in the air right now.
>>12600935>>12600973
>>12600922>>12600849and to be honest, if i were contributing, i would set similar prices. my time is far too precious and i'd rather be drawing for you faggots or for myself than dedicating too much time and energy to brone ocs>>12600933which brings me to a point, i think braeburned used to charge a bit less for canon characters, which again is something you might consider, dunno
>>12600933mewball, why did you fuck up on this guys neck?why are your ponies so huge? or are your humans short?
>>12601031huge ponies are extra-cute and even better for cuddling
>>12601016Next time I have $10 burning a hole in my pocket, I'll go to you.
>>12601016maybe it's less your prices and more your art? just a guess.
>>12601005She'd love all of that. Especially the bellyrubs.But watch out. She might get a little over excited. And mumble for you to move your hand lower.
You know he can revise his prices down if he doesn't get any or not enough commisionsWhy would you set your prices low and get more commissions than you can take up?
>>12601047That is wrong and you're not allowed to have opinions anymore because how wrong they are
>>12601047But she's like 1/3 or 1/4 the size of a normal horse, soReally she's still our LITTLE pony
Does anyone have that picture of Pinkie making the WEH face while sitting at a mushroom table?
>>12600993But she's not little
>>12601071I'm just jealous he can draw and I can't
>>12601031>you will never be able to feel to mewball's human-pone cuddle art because you can't relate to the manlet he always draws
>>12600933 >pandering for more followersbut don't you do that already
>>12601057You got me!
>>12601071I DON'T LIKE MARKET ECONOMICSTHAT'S WHY
>>12601047That's not huge
>>12601071because you can always say"no, I've got enough commissions" if that ever happens.
>>12601073I'm going to keep posting my opinions and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>12599414>>12599317do people seriously find this still funny?
>>12601086No. No she's not.
>>12601139But is she good?
>>12600983sorry anon, that was phrased badly, but you understand my point, right?>>12601016im hoping having a decent amount followers will help if youre still taking them i can throw you a reblob if you want>>12601031no excuse really, thats just how good i was when i drew that>>12601100i mean like drawing shit for the shitty ask blogs with like 1000k followersanyway, im gonna stop responding now, i ended up derailing the thread, sorry!!
>>12601137
>>12601137It was never funny.
>>12601118>Demand outstripping supplySo he'd be working for too little
>>12601157She's very, very naughty
>>12601016Yes, keep lowering your prices, I should only need to pay $5 for 10 sketches
>>12601185Oh noNaughty how?I have no idea how to train a pony
>>12601016>>12601107aasince you have the ask blog now, you can do crossovers with more popular ones and get more followers that way. sure it's a bit shameless, but you know...
I'm going to marry Rainbow Dash!
>>12601116>mewball will never draw more big fuckin' ponies
>>12600933Shouldnt you be posting this on your tumblr?
>>12601279so commission him
>>12601272Joke's on you, I've already gotten her pregnant.
>>12601249
>>12601229
>>12601279>mewball will never paint you with your waifuGuess I'd better draw her and post about her moreand maybe suckle his dick a little
>>12601279Time to pay up goyBut hell once I have cash to blow, I'll do it.
>>12601297
>>12601304>suckleI hate that word
>>12601294She's not pregnant, I checked.
>>12600983>implying hateanon is ever wrongWhat did we learn today?
>>12601249I don't think I'd be able to resist fucking this if I owned itI'd hold out for a while but I know I'd break eventually
>>12601333Is that Second Life? That's pretty cool.
>>12599922No. I don't even have a waifu
>>12601334I hate you
>>12601070woahlewdI mean, I'm not gonna say no to such a cute, helpful little ponyI just hope she doesn't mind a little teasing
>>12601334Well I didn't want to say suck because that's gay
How quickly would my personal space be violated upon arriving in Ponyville?
>>12601348why would you buy it if you didn't intend to fuck it?
>>12601360She's not exactly in a position to do anything about that, now is she?Though if you were to massage her swollen balls, she'd certainly squirm and coo nicely.
>>12601345Fuck you! That doesn't prove anything.
>>12601338robin pls
>>12601350....yes
>>12601402Don't let xieril find out, he'd be crushed
>>12601382immediately
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU
As much as I believe commissions will be given genuine effort and that art is something that should be supported with money and people should be encouraged to do... what they like like this, I simply don't make enough money to buy digital pictures with it. For a sketch from Mewball I would have to work 1.89 hours, and that's before taxes.Basically I'm too poor to support artists
>>12601407Is that Batman being raped by a gorilla?
>>12601298Is that how I train her?I guess I have to try
>>12601407Batman noGorilla dick isn't even that big, he's wearing a strop on
>>12601161I'd appreciate it. Thanks.>>12601264I'd probably have to update more regularly for that to be a viable strategy.
>>12601415LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS
>>12601430
>>12601382She doesn't look like she invading her space.
>>12601428Why would you support mewball? He's doing this for self-validation.
>>12601428Just buy something when you have the disposable income for such things, there will be other people willing to support his hobby
>>12601389oh gosh, I guess I was so distracted with all my stuff that I didn't even notice how backed up she was gettingI don't want to make a mess or anything but she's just so cuddly when she's like this
>>12601468Aww, those ponies are so happy together.
>>12601432She's eager to start training too.So what's up first?
>>12601479Well of course they're happy, they're ponies
>>12601428for simple sketches i might give mlpg discount, assuming there aren't a large number of people from here who want to commission me
>>12601428that's kind of sad because it's less than minimum wage where I live>>12601473he just said he was doing it to see if he could earn enough to go to a convention
>>12601453
>>12601479Depends on the event, of course.
>>12601473>>12601474Not just Mewball, but I mean in general. Art is expensive. Then again, I think I remember Tridgeon selling his original Canterlot Castle Day painting for $100 at Canterlot Gardens? That was tempting, if it was any of the others I would have swayed longer before dismissing buying it.
>>12601504no, being pony is suffering
>>12601529I love drunk poniesIt's too bad it's never going to be something explored in canon
>>12601529>You will never smell Rarity's back
>>12601564That pony just doesn't know what she's doing
>>12601567>Drunkity will never dress you up like a whore
>>12601567Well, ponies only get drunk off copious amounts of salt.
>>12601478She's very cuddly. Groaning your name as she shudders and rubs against you as best she can. You could spend hours petting and rubbing her, and she'd coo and gasp the entire time.
>>12601496I guess we should work on problem behaviorsDoes she have any bad habits?
>>12601548Skill costs money, unfortunately.Even if a carpenter enjoys the work he does, his time and effort is still worth something.
>>12601407>lyra watching a gorilla fuck batmannow I've seen everything
Your favourite pony is now voiced by andrew francis
>>12601592Well, she often presents herself to strangers when she's in heat.
Your waifu is now voiced by Charlie Day
>>12601642radical
>>12601629no you haven't
>>12601642Scootaloo voiced by Andrew Francis, not the worst decision.
>>12601670Not Gilbert Gottfried?
>>12601677>red and black fursona
>>12601677Lyra what you doing? Stahp lyra.
>>12601685Gilbert now voices best pony.
Adam sandler as genderswap pinkie pie
>EA gets his hands on 3D softwarehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZRSqR6p3gI
>>12601642They must get it from their parents
>>12601684>WOW DASHY, YOURE LIKE, TOTALLY THE COOLEST EVER
>>12601548Well you need to take into consideration many artists are doing this because it is there livelyhood. They have bills to pay and rent.And you also need to consider the effort they put into their work and how much they think their work is worth. Having popularity will help. Why do you think JJ is still in business?
>>12601677lyra looks like she's really regretting whatever decision she made there
>>12601670Who?
>>12601710I never noticed but what is Mr. Twilight doing in the picture?
>>12601642who the hell is andrew francis
>>12601698DARLING, THIS DRESS IS SIMPLY DIVINE
>>12601695
Twilight - Andrew FrancisApple Jack - James UrbaniakFluttershy - Charlie DayRarity - Patrick StewartRainbow Dash - Gilbert GottfriedPinkie Pie - Don Cheadle
>>12601710what a shaky pony
>>126017540/10Turn in your badge, your gun, and your pony
>>12601726Jerkin' it
>>12601724
>>12601759
>>12601765They gave the pony my badge and gun.
>>12601779Dash has the cutest shake there
>>12601710>>12601759>>12601779http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpNk860pTO4
>>12601765Too late, I'm going to turn myself into a pony and fly away with my pony waifu
>>12601779>hatless, wetmane AJAll we need is her without her mane tied up.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon the hat train dont stop
Every morning Twilight struggles to find a reason to get out of bed and constantly has to uptalk herself while going about her morning activities.
>>12601802>without her mane, tied upunf bald bondage aj unf
>>12601821I would be depression buddies with Twilight Sparkle
>>12601786not again
>>12601821who's the pony in the mirror brushing her hair in the opposite direction
>>12601716Could Andrew do a little boy voice?
>>12601821She wants to cuddle with Celestia, dream unreachable even by her.
>>12601843Twilight Sparkle banished Trixie to the mirror zone
>>12601833Holy shit, that caught me off guard. Thanks for the laugh.
>>12601839I should really play more second life with you guys.
>>12601702Lyl
>>12601718>>12601626No, I completely understand this. Also if you're trying to live off of doing art commissions you either better be damn good and do a variety of shit or you're crazy and low maintenance.
>>12601771
>>12601870I might play just to see wierd shit like this
>>12601821>>12601835>>12601855I am drowning.There is no sign of land.You are coming down with me,hand in unloveable hand.And I hope you die.I hope we both die.
>>12601918You wasted life, why wouldn't you waste the afterlife?
>>12601821God I know that feeling too well.
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM?
>>12601970>Robo pony mouse thing getting in on itHydraulic horse cock
nothing about my life is good.
>>12602011hey at least you are white. right?
You aren't a good person.
>>12601986>tfw no cakewalk served up on a silver spoon
>>12601918OH MY GOD THERE'S SCENESTERS EVERYWHEREWITH THEIR HAIR GEL AND THEIR HOODED T SHIRTS
APPLEJACK IS NOW THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
>>12602004If Second Life was just crazy shit like this all the time I would consider it.But when a friend dragged me into trying it out with them all I found was a shit ton of shops, no free shit and just people wandering around.I guess it hurts that I had no idea what I was doing.
>you will never flood pony's stomach with semen
>>12602041Isn't Second Life where Ralph Pootawn is from?
>>12602030this is truei've done terrible things unknowligly and continue to scheme more autism
>>12602044>you will never be in a pony's stomach with flooding with semen
>>12602038I voted for Fluttershy.
>>12601839unf?>>12601970n-never mind
>>12602041You need to be esteban or around esteban to enjoy it these days
>>12602044>human will never rub your pony belly after flooding it with semen
>>12602053noyes
>>12601986Its fear it not feel it
>>12602041there's also this shitI might just make a really bad oc or some kind of abomination like >>12601912
>>12602076>you will never tell pony how good they are>you will never gently rub their swollen belly as you snuggle them close>you will never kiss them deeply and be their big spoon
>>12602044>pony's burps will never smell like semen
>>12601895Well those that make a living off of art have jobs or are freelancing. For others they choose to work by commissions.It's true the artists that work by commissions have to change their livestyles in order to continue living (ie Atryl).And yes you have to be incredibly skilled to and at the same time loving what you are doing.Of course if popularity is involved then "you don't have to be good".
>>12602066>You will never fuck a pony with a belly full of semen while another anon struggles inside
Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadence commonly get together for make overs and slumber parties. Shining armor is always invited to both but never comes.
>>12602124No they don't.
>>12602095>diaperfagsThe most depraved of fetishists...
>>12602076I want to rub pony's belly.
>>12602151..JUST for tonight?
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon TWILY
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>>12602185ⓟⓞⓝⓨ
>>12602124>Celestia and Luna play video games together regularly>Cadence gets to tag along sometimes>When she's not there they talk shit about her and make up lies about her to tell others, all in good fun of course>Twilight is a alicorn now too, so they decide she can join in their alicorn games>But Twilight only likes weird foreign games, so she usually just watches and talks about her gamesI really want more Two Best Sisters Play
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>>12602210Are those horses going to do it?Are they going to do it RIGHT HERE?
I want to draw Fleetfoot, but I can't think of any interesting poses. Please help MLPG.
>>12602225standing and facing the left
>>12602225flying in an unusual position
>>12602225Prancing, smug, wings up.
>>12602239>interesting
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>>12602225Draw her Flying in Knife Edge Flight?
>>12602225On her back, legs spread, biting lip
>>12602225Spinning aerial dive
>>12602225>I want to draw X, but I can't think of any interesting poses.I know that feel. I embody that feel.
>>12602225Use deer for pose references
>>12602275I would let him give me some "extra credit" if you know what I mean.
>>12602225Flying a kite
>>12602308
>>12602317
>>12602308>>12602317But I thought Pat was Celestia.
>>12602225drooling over big mac with wings at attention
>>12602289
how do I tell pony that I want to have sex with her?
>>12602331>>12602317>>12602308Niet
>>12602363"HEY PONY U WANNA FUKK?"
>>12602363"Wanna fuck?"
>>12602363You send her flowers and chocolate and then wait three days for her replyIf she approaches you and does the mating dance then you may court her
>>12602363Draw her a picture of your wishful intentions>She says "that's nice">She hangs it up where she can see it regularly>Has no idea what the fuck you drew, but it's cute
>>12602363"I am going to have sex with you."
>>12602382is that what this is?pony keeps doing this every time I see her
>you will never be pony's heat relief assistant
>>12602361
>>12602411>FAN HARDER
>>12602390this is almost exactly like drawing gifts for people.
>>12602409Well duh anon how obvious does she have to make it for you?
>>12602436>Happy Birthday! I drew our OCs fucking for you!
>>12602433
>>12602473>this cools the pony>but makes the room smell very strongly
>>12602473That's pretty fanned.
Important information for ponieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F8VECk5Ov4
>>12602412
>>12602473I want to tell her that there are better ways to cool off but I'd rather watch her try.
>>12602473Wouldn't the room get a kind of...odor?
>>12602484>>12602513>pony is cooled>the room starts to get hot and bothered
>>12602488
>>12602465I would love that sort of giftwould you not?
>>12602489
>>12602533>human mating with humans
>>12602488That's a terrible mating dance. I'd rather do this one.
>>12602361>>12602412>>12602489>"What have I told you about begging ponies for food, Lad?">"Beggin'? Beggin', nothin'! They GAVE them to me, didn't they? I didn't have to beg for 'em!">"...">"...I saved one for you. D'you want it?">The Knight facehooves.
>>12602560That's fucking hot
>>12602559>you will never be a smaller pon
>>12602533>humans mating with humans>>>/d/
>>12602582Thank you. They never see it coming.
>>12602585being a little little pony must be terrifying
>>12602598I don't think it would be THAT bad
>>12602612>you will never be fillynaped by Rainbow Dashlife is so cruel
>>12602598Well yeah, you're walking around with gaping vaginas and huge horsecocks in your face all day. You don't know whether you're going to fall into a hole or lose an eye on your walk to school in the morning.
>>12602628Luckily they haven't gotten to that episode on the show yet.
>>12602628>walking home from school>zoning out following some random mare down the street>she stops suddenly while you aren't paying attention>get your head stuck in her vag
being a pony must be awfulimagine not having hands or any humans to have sex withfucking terrible
>>12602628>you get used to it as you grow older>but you never grow any bigger
>>12602666>sucked into the depths of hell>land next to some wet, smelly blob thing with hair around its face-ish area>"sup dude. brohoof?"
>>12602666>a single wink and you're slurped in all the way>in seconds you're curled up in her womb>you think to yourself not again>idly you wonder what gender you'll be when you wake up and get rebirthed
>>12602670Ponies have hoofgripIt does all the same stuffthey can even play stringed instrumentsWhat would be awful is being a pony in equestria that couldn't do it
>>12602666>aww horseapples
>>12602628
>>12602612Rainbow Dash noooo!
>>12602670But imagine all the stallions that would want to put their cock in you!Imagine flying through the clouds of cloudsdale!
>>12602612Would you cradle a little pony in your arms?
>>12602690>>12602689you guys need a break from pony
>>12602666you dont have to be a filly for that to happen
>>12602706not the fat ones
This thread is getting too weirdwho am i kidding, we're even not playing marco polo in a bloated, slime filled broodmare with a changeling bro yet
I wish I were a fat pony
>>12602718It happens more often to fillies. And anyone walking behind Fluttershy.
>>12602724That's not very nice, anon.
Applejack has cows on the farm. None of the Apple family have any magic so how do they milk them?
>>12602690>the mare didn't notice anything more than a short, puzzling burst of pleasure>but when she turned around there was no one there>she goes about her day as normal, just a little wider around the middle>starts to feel quite pleased with herself for all the compliments she's getting>she must have gotten her beauty sleep, ponies just keep saying how she looks positively glowing!
>>12602766they used their mouths.
>>12602766milking machines? hoof grip?
>>12602766Probably by hoof
>>12602759And have an anon rub my belly
>>12602759>>12602826I would take you home and force you to run on a treadmil nonconsensually until you lost all your weight because it's unhealthy
>>126028392lewd
>>12602839Ponies don't get fat literallyThey just pack on additional marshmallow
>>12602839>implying you could make me do that>Implying I won't just sit on your couch eating grass
>>12602839you're a good person and I hope you would do the same to me
>>12602862There are ways of making you cooperate
>>12602862>sit on your couch>not sit on you
>>12602862>pony eats all of anon's weed and passes out on his couch
>>12602880Like what?
>>12602890PONY THAT WAS NOT FOR EATING>"hehe you talk funny"
>>12602890>gets terrible gas>her toots are saturated with THC
>>12602900I think a cupcake on a string attached to the top of your head should get the job done
>>12602890pony wouldn't do drugs
I'm going to touch pony in naughty places!
>>12602928
>>12602897We flares now?
>>12602928You better make sure she's okay with it first.
>>12602925but pony just said they would sit on the couch eating "grass"who just keeps "grass" around their house?Try not to be so naïve, anon
>>12602947
>>12602928Like behind the gym?
>>12602954>with itWhy don't you just put a collar on her and label her your property while you're at it
>>12602928Like, the back of her ears?
>>12602922>"hey anon, if you're not gonna huff them will you at least bag them so I can?"
>>12602959Just get grass from outside.I would try to fix pony's drug habit
>>12602922>>12602983pls stop
>>12602886Why do ponies like to use humans as pillows so much?
>>12603002This.Stop.
>>12603004We're warm and soft.And in the perfect position for ear scratches
>>12603004the body warmth
>>12602969"it" being the act of touching ponies in naughty places, not a pronoun for pony. Sheesh anon
>>12603002>>12603011
>>12602975I would torment Dash with ear scratches all the time.
>>12603021I don't know why I read it that wayI guess it's just late
>>12603004i love tex's ponies
>>12603030These comics have potential but they always cross that line into not being very good, usually cause of the dialogue.
Would you fleshlight pone?
>>12602954Looks like she doesn't mind
>>12603036i don't know how you read it that way, who would "she" have been in the context of that sentence?
>>12602998it's not a habit, it's just something pony enjoys doinghow would you feel if pony tried to fix your "wasting time on the internet" habit?
>>12603004>>12603018it looks so cozyyou will never be that cozy
>>12603055
>>12603059Violence.
>>12603068I know rightLike cuddling with a warm sapient teddy bear
>>12602975definitely
>>12603059It entirely depends on what she wants me to do instead.
>>12603059>Implying I'm physically addiction to the internet
>>12603030The last panel should have just been her grabbing her leg to try to make it stopThe dialog ruins it
Humans have a lower body temperature than many animals, especially horses.We have a history of using other animals for body heat, not the other way around.need cold blood for all that edgy killin
>>12603047I agree.And it could have done without the last panel.
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Now leaving The Twily Zone
>>12603088addicted*
>>12603059I'd love to not spend so much time hereI could be some much more productive
>>12603096...how long have we been in the Twilight Zone?
...can I have this juice?
>>12603092Neat.We could use all sorts of edgy one liners on the pones.
I found Anon!
>>12603080woah mansounds like you need some help relaxing>>12603088>implying pony is physically addicted to weed
>>12603116>prepackaged juiceNo Fluttershy that's just pure sugar it's not healthy for you. We can go to the produce section and get some fresh juice later.
>>12603085>somebody using my quest picturesWell this is new.
>>12603116how much........suuure
>>12603129>Implying it's not destroying their mind
>>12603136You say that every time
>>12603128
>>12603144The internet or marijuana?
>>12603123>"I came here to hug ponies and chew bubble gum">"AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM">every pony in ponyville gets you a pack of gum>lifetime supply acquired
>>12603144>implying your reckless internet usage isn't destroying yourswhy don't you go read a book or something instead?
>>12603149Really? I guess it's such a rare occurrence that I don't remember.
>>12603129>implying I'm ever relaxed
>>12603168>hug ponies anyways
>>1260310773 years
>>12603167all according to keikaku
>>12603107a while >>12599590
>>12603176such is anxiety
>>12603167>Duke Nukem in EquestriaI need this.
>>12603136I reeeeeally like those kinds of faces
>>12603168>reckless internet usage>destroying my mindIt's not pumping harmful chemicals and subjugating my brain to hallucinations, pothead.
>>12603136woah nellygive nurse pone the Dstat
>>12603183>while chewing bubblegum
>>12603207Anxiety and relentless anger.
>>12603235
>>12603253>Bonbon scaredI never noticed that.
>>12603235On the double~
>>12603231whatever you say, fascist
>>12603253>Bon Bon isn't grumpI don't believe this
>>12603288>calling me a fascistTypical pothead
>>12603155t-thanks
>>12603223BALLS OF STEEL
>>12603289don't be so quick to fall for obvious shops, anon
>>12603289NOT EVEN BONBON CAN HOLD UNDER IRON WILLS DEADLY GAZE
>>12603264BUT JUST LOOK AT HERSHE'S PRACTICALLY BEGGING FOR IT
>>12603300you do sound like the type that hates freedom
>>12603312That's why I said I didn't believe it you butt
Hail to the king, baby.
>>12603300fuck off /pol/
>>12603312maybe it's Sweetie Drops?
>>12603339>he doesn't like drugs!>He hates freedom!
Bi-monthly reminder that you can get your OC into the cannon by being brony famous.
DANCE LIKE SEASON 4 IS TOMORROW
>you will never satisfy pone's deepest fetishes
>>12603336nah
>>12603364>getting anally devestated over what people that are not you do to themselve>I-I just want you t-to be healthy!
>>12603374You'd also have to bang a 5/10 for that though
>>12603364>I am the ultimate authority over what you are and are not allowed to put in your body>but I don't hate freedom, honest!
>>12603374Oh shit, it's sarah palin
>>12603384
>>12603426
Swanbutt
>>12603409>>12603403>Promoting a degenerate lifestyle>Good
>>12603374So which OC was launched out of a cannon? That blue pegasus?
>>12603452>degenerateOnce this word is used, the gloves come off/pol/ is saying that one culture is objectively better than another and it's like america never broke away from the imperialist brits/pol/ pls go
>>12603374I'm assuming you mean canon but the comic isn't canon
>>12603452>degenerate>>>/pol
