Minty demolition experts edition!Old horse: >>12567100
>you will never boop dead anon at his funeral
>>12573237
>>12573288>You will, however, take a picture with your dick in his mouth.
>>12573237>tfw just sold my Merc Scarf and bought the Marxman and the Schadenfreude with some of the metal
Pony needs a bath.
>>12573288>you will never begin the eulogy with >rape
>>12573319>not getting the meet the medic taunt for this as wellhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9cMd94mPNM
>rape
So I just watched a giant Twilicorn plushie get attacked by a bunch of niggers in the streetLike jumping on it and shit
>>12573347>you will never begin the service with >IT BEGINS
>>12573379FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
>>12573379She tried to get them to read
>>12573426It was pretty fucking funny, are you kidding? A bunch of black fucks jumping up and down on Twilycorn
>>12573411http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGjMPxN7EoY
>>12573347>You'll never take your pants off 2 hours before it starts
>>12573458
>>12573426http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc
>>12573381>super mario theme plays throughout the whole funeral
>>12573459T'was a poorly executed jokehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
>>12573458https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8
>>12573379Night of day 2 is always the craziest time of a con.
>tfw I got more pictures taken as my Anon cosplay than my other one that took a lot more effort to make
>>12573476>you will never leave dragon dildos in the coffin
>>12573411I want to put my dick in that maid pony
Real quick, could someone post a decent exif data removing tool for Windows XP?
>>12573540>50 other anons have the same idea>eventually the coffin is just a big box of dragon dildos that has a dead body inside
>>12573529what was your other cosplay?
>>12573571>XP
>>12573573Is it a variety or are they all chances?
Ok you know I'm thinking about it and I get why Lauren left the showBut the fuck is Rob's excuse?
>>12573571paint
>>12573593at least 4 chances
>>12573559would you put your dick in this ponyhttp://exhentai.org/g/615682/9b7f0a3d49/
READ A BOOKREAD A BOOKREAD A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK
>>12573580SoarinJessy and LK named me Soar Anon
>>12573621okWhich one?
>>12573611translation when?
>>12573556like blowing through anon's wall and stealing his clothes
ok you and your favorite pony can be together foreverbut the two of you now live in the last scifi/fantasy book you just read
>>12573625if your dick's outline wasn't visible it was a bad Soarin cosplay
>>12573634Breakfast of champions
>>12573556>nobel pursuitsYou mean like trying to doink a princess?
>>12573571>XPNoI want to find where you live so I can fuck you with a chance
>>12573634the ingenious gentleman Don Quixote de la Mancha, full version
>>12573647DAMMIT LYRA
Wonder if this card game Enterplay is coming out with will be any decent.First wave is about 225-350 cards, but there's not much detail on the game itself yet.http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/08/bronycon-panel-writeup-enterplay.html
>>12573652reading is for eggheads, right dash?
>>12573690What good is a pegasus that can't fly?
>>12573690Yeah whatever
>>12573682It'll probably be "alright". Frankly I'm more excited for Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder to finish.
>>12573679Lyra would be a fun pone to be around.
>>12573682why does zecora require 2 apples, 9 lightnings and 2 bubbles
>>12573690Jesus christ kid DYEWTS?
>>12573712I dunno, what good is a pony that is an ugly
>>12573625That's cuteDID YOU TAKE PICS
Larry
>>12573652>ciaphias cainoh boy
>>12573647>>12573679>>12573728why cant I find a nice girl like Lyra?
>>12573732My guess is that the apples are something like earth power, bolts magic power, and bubbles some kind of summoning requirement.
>>12573763Of Jessy?NoI can tomorrow if she's there and if she lets me
11 votes for Twilight Sparkle
>>12573771would you let pony be the Jurgen to your Cain?
>>12573653I'd take viagra to make that cosplay work
>>12573771Oh man thats fucking awsome anon.
>>12573647>>12573679>>12573728I'd say you could just offer but it's probably part of the fun for her. Keep spares in a safe place.>>12573671It'd be more like hunting for her prints.
>>12573784O shit i almost forgot my 11 votes for Twilight Sparkel
>>12573611Man, I just posted that last thread and I already fapped to it.Give me a new maid pone.The stories that start on 25, 37, and the Nezumi ones are my favorites.
>>12573801I'm not sure I want a smelly assistant with no concept of personal space.Handiness with a meltagun be damned.
>>12573682>Lyra Heartstrings & Bon Bon>Zebra - Friendwhat
>>12573806Yeah, stuck in a universe where everything wants me dead. fun
>>12573804>Needing an erection for people to see your dick in spandex
>>12573679Booty shorts Lyra is best
>>12573825>37oh my god is that horse wearing glasses
>>12573869>sandalsWhat the fuck
>>12573866why are there so many stock photos of people laughing while eating salads?Are salads master comedians or something?
>>12573885I don't know but I'm glad they exist
>>12573825would someone kindly post a Rumble pic or two?
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon TF2 NIGHT NERDS
>>12573884She has problems
>>12573885
>>12573885women are always eating either salads or yogurtor salads with yogurtits like a law
>>12573611http://exhentai.org/s/def73f834d/615682-27Is that Milky Way
>>12573885>Questioning the will of the gods
>>12573885What did the two ponies eating salad say to the guy who kept bugging them?Lettuce alone!
Este pony no es fake.Post more pony Derpy.
>>12573571Just open the photo in SAI, then resave it and the exif data will be gone
>>12573961
>>12573869>wardrobe malfunction>even though the clothing in question is uselessevery time
>>12573878Glasses AND a school uniform.That's like omega cute right there.And those expressions she makes when she's getting dicked are adorable.It's a shame this probably won't get translated.>>12573906
>>12573885SOMEONE POST PONE EATING SALAD
>>12573978
>>12573869agree
>>12573994Hey hold on nowI thought Twilight was a princessNot King Leer!
>>12573961SB plzPLZ
>>12574020Do you think Twilight is a virgin?
>>12574041All pone are virgins anon.
>>12574041All of them areeven the cakes
How is this any different than /b/read
>>12574021Hey Lyra, why the long face?
What is pone doing?
>>12574041>>12574054>>12574063None of the ponies are virgins.
>>12574077Whining.
>>12574070I've never been there so I couldn't tell you
>>12574070please rape my asshole
>>12574041Nope.
>>12574020What's she doing in that picture? Color?
>>12574006>>12574008Well then
>>12574077being lewd
>>12574086She's not whining, she is complaining.
>your pony will never be Maria Magdalena
http://imgur.com/sTzkm2s
>>12573869oh my
>>12574151gideon pls
>>12574094I haven't gotten around to inking/coloring it yet. Maybe after I finish the picture I'm drawing now.She's licking the tasty tasty virgins anon.
>>12574123yeah she's complaining...about the lack of dick in her mouth
boop
>>12574171D-don't hurt my waifu.
>>12574197>sketchbookTOPLEL
>>12574197Can we not go there yet
>>12574230What's wrong with Sketchbook?
booty tunes
http://i.imgur.com/duulSIn.gif
>>12574253>What's wrong with Sketchbook?TOPLEL
>>12574265nice ponchu
So anything new today?
>>12574268No, give me a serious answer.
>>12574245all the bronies are jumping the ship anon and the want le clop
http://i.imgur.com/0qLj1UF.gif
>>12574265
http://i.imgur.com/uOH7Aes.gifI'm bored.
>>12573611okay i just finished reading the doujinwhy are all these ponies such anal horse
>>12574230>>12574268Sketchbook is actually kind of nice, I like how the entire program is entirely a canvas with the tools nicely set
>>12574316why aren't you drawing?
>Panka is looking for the perfect beat
>>12574312>>12574292>>12574265Why is mlpg lewd today?
>>12574315Those artist are big fans of anal.Read Horseholic if you haven't yet.
>>12574316Pretty much
What's a favorite song a pony lijkes to sing?a canter!Whast their second?a corral!
>>12574326But I am!http://prntscr.com/1ja5dz
>>12574338Already did.>look at the opening sketches>shota got a thigh gap like whOA THAT'S HIS COCK
>>12574337>today
http://i.imgur.com/Rf9Ma5N.gif
Anyone know cool cheap Derpy merchandise I can get? I already have the Hot Topic vinyl Derpy.Possibly a cool cheap plushie?
>>12574389>/ll/ lactationunf
>>12574337it's a night thread what do you expect
>>12574337MLPG always lewd at some point in the day
>>12574389Wwow talk about a image that sucks
>>12574394>cheap plushie?Those words can never exist in the same sentence.
http://i.imgur.com/BuPMeEG.gif
Wonder how much older then average the CMC are for getting cutie marks.Applejack was the last of her class to get one and she was even younger then they were when she got her's in Cutie Mark Chronicles.
>>12574346aaaaaahhh
>>12574426I am pretty sure that is a sign of an enlarged prostate.
>>12574404>>12574414I.. I see.looks like I arrive at a good time
>>12574443ay
>>12574416
>>12574434did she actually say how long she was away at manehattan
>>12574490No, but it seems like it was just one or two nights.
>>12574283>No, give me a serious answer.TOPLEL
>>12573237> minty demolitionThat's a weird way of saying "pony poon pounding proficiencies," OP-kun.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon COME HAT WITH MLPG
Which pony should I paint on my bong?
>>12574560zeccora
>>12574560Cloudchaser
>>12574560PINKIE PIEWHY IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION?
>>12574560Fluttershy, mang.
>>12574551unf
What's something nice I can do for my favorite pony?I like to draw my favorite ponies sometimes, me giving them something they would like.Would should I give them this time?Please don't say the dick.
>>12574434Hard to say, maybe spending so much time together is stunting their cutie mark acquisition and character growth.
>>12574658the d_____
Odyssey is on if you wish to watchhttp://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=1
>>12574658Is fluttershy one of your favorite ponies? You should give her some ice cream
>>12574658It obviously depends on the pony but you could try giving her some sugar cubes.
>>12574560Seconding CC
>>12574560>smoking pot
>>12574658I would sit down and play my pony a baroque or 20th century spanish song.If that's an option for you, do that.
>>12574658you should give them a big, fat, hard, rough, long, stiff, hot hug
I don't even like Gilda all that much
>>12574729Sure you do you just weren't aware.
>>12574692What is BronyPalooza, anyways?
>>12574658I dunno manIf my friends gave me the dick for my birthday I'd feel much better about myself
>>12574662Them having each other and trying stuff as a group might be preventing them from taking the time to think of what they're good at themselves, so that could be true.
>>12574726That doesn't sound like a very comfortable hug
>>12574729I'll fite you for real
>>12574708No need to judge
>>12574751Like a big dance thingI'm a minute away from finding out actually Bracing myself
>>12574658Give them the greatest gift of all, a childs laughter. Then hold a gun to the kids head and tell them they better hand that shit over.
>>12574784Silva and Mic already played, if you go now, you'll find Euro
First time drawing trixie. Will finish later if I dont fall asleep.
>>12574779Dash wouldn't smoke potIt makes her feel too slow
>>12574751The music fest at Bronycon
>>12574779Yeah, true; There is no need. But I want to... and will and have
>>12574807>Hate Trixie>Love Dog on ponyI am torn
>>12574808Dash doesn't want the calories of alcoholSo she smokesShe's got enough self control not to eat while she does
>>12574807Something about the size difference does it for me in these kinds of pictures. Is there a name for that?
>>12574808It would make her slower, it would do that to anyone.
>>12574692Oh my god he is so awkward...>That screamI don't even.
>>12574807oh hey, I know you. I didn't even know you posted here. nice job.
>>12574779>/mlp/>not judging
>>12574807Wait, why do I approve of this ship....Stop me.
>>12574809Ah. The eurobeat playing now is kinda cool, I guess.
>>12574836size difference
>>12574658We gotta know your favorite pony first manTwilight's my favorite pony so I'd spend days at the library with her, cook her favorite food, read with her, wait in lines to be the first to pick up that new book she wanted, take her to museums.Basically whatever I think would make her happy.
>>12574834>implying she wouldn't just stick to speed and cocaine
>>12574834>Dash is okay with wheezing after flightYeah, nah.
>>12574836Sizeplay?
>>12574836>tfw you'll never a little pony>tfw you'll never a big pony>tfw you'll never a pony with a big dick>tfw you'll never a pony with a tiny dick
>>12574854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE>Woman is you
>>12574805Oh my
>>12574847He goes hard what I can I say
>>12574862> hears about this street drug called "speed"> "I could always use more of that!"Seriously the easiest afterschool special episode yet.
>notbeing completely straight edge>Not not gettingdrunk once in your life
>>12574876B-but I want to be the big one...
>>12574808Pinkie would, though.Fluttershy too after some good ol' fashioned peer pressure.http://i.imgur.com/CNllSzW.jpg
YOU'RE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOUR PINK
>>12574901But speed is an...do...I can't tell if you're trying to make a pun or if you don't actually know.
>That asshole in the background that doesn't know how to hoola-hoop.Really?
>>12574906> literally when a "valid personal choice" gets perverted into "nyah nyah nyah I'm better than all youse cunts"
>>12574914I've can do a deal on a little pony with a big dick
>>12574821Dog and pony is love.>>12574836>>>12574858>>12574848Thanks.
>>12574906I am completely straight edge, if only people would stop projecting there habits on ponies.Berry Punch is totally an alcoholic, though.
>>12574900Bless his little heart.
>>12574926Yeah, I know what it isI mean she literally goes for crank because it's called speed in townHijinks ensue, then an interventionA fun drug-prevention message is had by allBetter than the eating disorders special Doug did on ABC surely
>>12574906>Not getting drunk at least 3x a weekWowWhat a loser without countless mental problems
ponies dont do drugsponies arent for sexual
How do I confess my love to a pony?What if pony liked me this whole time?I'm so shy...
>>12574958>thereTheir
>>12574925IT'S ALREADY STUCK IN MY HEAD ANON, YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
>Eurobeat is singing Mic The Microphones song.Sad...
>>12574993The type of pony everypony everypony should know.
>>12574983You just man up and tell her. You'll find out whether she likes you or not.
FUCK MY BUTT
>a unicorn will never turn you into a cartoon mare and leave you tied up in a stable with a bunch of real stallions
>>12575003What a crappy song.
>>12574983Try to figure out proper pony courting traditions, and try to be very obvious about your desire for her.
>you will never Inque's butt
>>12574956Do you have tumblr or art-thread?
>>12574996It's like speedman over and over again
>>12574996>Mic The Microphones song.U wat m8
>>12575019I... liked that song...It's not nearly as catchy though
>>12575009Have you seen that commercial with the gay puppets talking about condoms and HIV?I don't know if you're clean or tested negative.
>>12574983Just wink at her constantly, when she asks why tell her that's what you read ponies do to attract mates.
>>12575032Discord.
imgur.com/aRIPS6OI did the thingam I cool yet
>2011HAHAHA OH Odyssey you goofball
>Eurobeat is from 2011 playing for a con in 2013.EUROBEAT IS A TIME WIZARD!
>>12575083> WUNDER UNDER YINDERPlease no
>>12575070Except Odyssey is the person who made the original song
>>12574996>he calls that a "song"dumbdumb brony retard
>>12575083Is YOW the designated refuge show now?
>>12575111None of the 'musicians' in that con make music.
>>12575117More like it's "RELEASE THE MCKRAKEN"
>Half the crowd in the con is just standing while Eurobeat preforms.HAHAHAHAGUESS YOU CAN'T GET BRONIES TO NOT LIKE DUBSTEP
>>12575027http://mlpg.co/art/res/661.htmlhttp://lemon-scentpony.tumblr.com/
>>12575117woh
what stram are you guys in?
>>12575161They're under orders not to jump.lol
>>12575161Their Is a lot of people just lounging on the floor. Almost tripped on one.
>>12575183Oh my god.
>>12575167The designated show we all run to if/when MLP gets canned. Last I heard it was LPS or GF.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATSSSSSS
>>12575190What does it smell like in there?
Now it's time for the real artist to preform.He comes with a laser show.
>>12575083Oh man I love it
>>12575213perspiration and forced enthusiasm
>>12575213I can only imagine it smells like old feet and dicks, with a smattering of carpet samples.
>AlexS comes on.>Crowd goes insane.Must suck to be Eurobeat.Can't seem to energize the crowd like Alex can.With his real music.
>>12575250Dude go find the parties. Guarantee you'll find more fun exploring than there.
>>12575183pffttftftt
>>12575197Why can't we just like more than one show
>>12575083I guess you could say in theri relationshipone of htem them is a [spoiler[switch!
>>12575292Next you'll say you can have more than one friend.
>>12575298
>>12575289It's cute, but I don't get it.
Who would you like to see make a comeback in Season 4?Hardmode: Make a realistic scenario.
>>12575284Already leaving to go find somewhere else to be yeah I don't really listen to this music anyway so maybe I'm going to slum around the fucking place and find omewhere to be that's a bit more fun
>>12575233
>>12575332>realistic scenarioPonies becoming alicorn princesses.
>>12575298No, fuck you sb, you arent getting off that easily with that fake drunk shit. You better 'ctrl s' just like everyone one else. There is no fucking excuse
>>12575283>Can't seem to energize the crowd like Alex can.>With his real music.
>>12575360Truth hurts, doesn't it?
>>12575332Iron Will, exactly like he is now.He's not a villain, just a legitimate business man.
>>12575083thanks for adding your high quality pony related post to the mlp general
>>12575331Looks like a reference to this
>>12575289remember when rose was cool
>>12575374No it doesn't you're just a tool
>>12575383>Iron Will gives Scootaloo the confidence to flyBonus points if she becomes even better than Rainbow Cunt.
>>12575350rightAnd maybe I'll use caps lock like some slack jawed neantehrthal while I'm at it
>You'll never have a filly Luna and 2 foal bat ponies to raise
when does eurobrony play?
>>12575408When was that.
>>12575283I'll be honest I have no idea who that is. And frankly, i don't want to know.
>>12575421Feels terrible, man.
>>12575423You just missed him
>>12575374>not liking AlexS's remixes/music>liking eurobeat's remixes/musicIts okay to not like something, you don't have to be a dick about it though.
>>12575421>bat ponies have bat penisesew no
>>12575421>You'll never buy them massive sheets of construction paper to play with>You'll never watch them play pretend
Are the 4th Dimension Twilight Sparkle plushies good?
>>12575450he like dubstep, of coarse he is going to be a dick
>>12575166I sent you PM on tumblr
>>12575489I've heard nothing but praise for them
>>12575421>You'll never be a cute double cross-species family;_;
>>12575489I like mine
>>12575489I hear they have a great attention to detail.Like, they reached a new dimension of quality.
>>12575491I like dubstepAlex S is actually complextro
>>12575491you mean like you?you sure are solidifying your case
http://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/1jnidr/guide_for_bronies_on_how_to_draw_anatomically/
I had to close that tab.AlexS's music is giving me a headache.
>>12575536Alex is Multi Genre'd MoombahtonDrumstepElectro HouseElectro DrumnBassTrap
>>12575542I hate dubstepits just noise and bass
>>12575542W-what happens if two dicks touch?
DOOKSGIMME DIRECT DOWNLOAD LINK TO LATEST GRAVITY FAGGS
>>12575568>I don't know anything about music
>>12575573GAY SEX
>>12575555And not one person is pointing out that it's actually a terrible guide
>>12575573That's called frotting, anon.
>>12575536then you are a dickI recommend you prove me wrong, because if I am wrong I will learn to not associate that with you
>>12575588The inner classical snob wants me to tell you it's just noise, but I'll let it go for now.
>>12575588I know I don'tthank you for understanding
>>12575566He has like two electro songs and pretty much everything else he puts out is screechy complextro. He's okay sometimes but it's crazy how overrated the guy is.
>>12575525>you will never have adorable little abominations
>>12575555>all those people who never heard or r/clopclop
>>12575584>>12575584>12575584>>12575584
>>12575621I really can't stand classical music fans.Not that I hate classical or anything, you guys are just pretentious dicks.
>A good story based game set in the FIM universe>A game that captures Apocalypse Now or Full Metal Jacket
>>12575656Also>implying noise isn't a genre
>>12575613That sounds like a hard thing to prove.Should I take requests or something?
>>12575652
>>12575555>half the people there saying bronies are the absolute worst thing on the planetbronies are awful but that may be going a little bit far. there has gotta be a ton of worse stuff out there.
>>12575673a drawing request to prove you are not a dick?how does a drawing do that?
>>12575656>tfw really love classical>Everyone thinks you're a snobI just like itChopin is the shit
>>12575652>>12575584>>>/Gravity Falls General OP/
>>12575700r/cringe and r/cringepics have a raging hateboner for bronies
>>12575656>>12575672Speaking of music, prepare your anuses.http://www.complex.com/video-games/2013/08/deepsilver-volition-saints-row-soundtrack/You think Pinkie would only listen to KHryme or switch to GenX?
>>12575666...sort of on the second one.
What kind of show staff changes have been made since S3 ended?
>>12575703My only experience with classical music is that JRPG with Chopin, but I really enjoyed the music of his they had in the game.
>>12575555I can't get mad at artI just can'tArt is art
>>12575727Honestly at this point, almost 3 years after bronies became a thing, dedicating time to hate them (us) is absolutely worse than what we do.
>>12575743A few new writtersLarson is out for the season
>>12575656>I'm plucking strings as I read thatheh
>>12575703Chopin's enjoyable, his nocturnes are wonderful. There are parts of the pieces I wish he'd have left out though, for example at the end of Nocturne 20 in C#m, at the end he plays through two(three possibly, it's been a while since I've listened) octaves of minor scale quickly for no real reason since he had a great stopping point prior to it.
>>12575743Larson: outAKR: in
>>12575739The pacing was completely shot on that, no downtime to reflect reallyAnd the gameplay just didn't fit>WAR IS BAD>KILL ALL THESE PEOPLE OR DON'T PROGRESS>LETS SLOW DOWN THE GAME SO YOU CAN EXPERIENCE THAT HEAD EXPLODING COMICALLY
>>12575787>>12575703Nnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeerds!
>>12575702I mean, I'd like for you to not think I'm a dick but I can't really stop you.Isn't it kind of mean to call someone a dick because they listen to a genre of music?
>>12575785I'm actually doing that too, my nail keeps breaking on my index finger.
>Pony asks if humans burst into song like ponies do.>Lie and say they humans do this all the time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbJcQYVtZMo
I'll tell you guys the simultaneously funny and kind of sad thing is watching the EMS crew running up and down the stairs towards the dancehall
>>12575776>>12575789So nothing other then writers then.Any of the new ones look promising?
>>12575863oh god
>>12575819>Isn't it kind of mean to call someone a dick because they listen to a genre of music?it is, yeahby the way, to prove me wrong you could keep acting like a stand up guy like you have been so farif you start acting like a dick, then you will prove me right, which is a bad thingyou are doing good so far
>>12575828still one of my favorite videos
>>12575867Powell (Sleepless in Ponyville): is back.Two new ones, one who wrote the Apple song, the other "broke Tabitha"
>>12575863i'm not watching, what happened? fatguy over do it?
>tfw Tess hats us
>>12575863Told ya you'd find some fun.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATSHATSHATS
>>12575867Most of them have done okay work in the pastLast time we got a new writer we got Sleepless in ponyville and the only GOOD spike episode
>>12574924this fucking image
>>12575863
>>12575924i thought it was a case of the ded, not the hat
>>12575828http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIyEcjgCfuE
>>12575945Hopefully they'll be able to do some good work on the show.>the only GOOD spike episodeI thought Secret of my Excess was pretty decent.
>>12575998
>>12575953I don't know if it's hot or not.
>>12575945>only GOOD spike episodeGo rewatch Secret of My Excess
>>12576019SoME was pretty good, so was DQ
>>12576025Do you think she took it all?
>>12576025
>>12576063Yup.Cash, ID, everything.
>>12576019>>12576047Okay I actually forgot that episode existedI retract my statement
>>12576031it is _
>>12576060That one was alright too. Unfortunate that Spike didn't get to keep Pipsqueak though.
>>12576060Meh, Dairy Queen is alright, even if I only went there for ice cream as a kid.
>>12576108>Spike keeping Pipsqueak as a petAw yeah, that's nice.
>>12576071
What if this pony said she loved you?
>>12576149Fuck, meant Peewee. Been too long since I rewatched that episode.
>>12576182I'd tell her that's nice
okay guys soI've been gone all daywhat did I misswhere are the pones
Welp, Bronycon was pretty fun, 7/10 would spaghetti again.Forgot that Jessy and LK were there, and they were at the same table so that helped. Got a Renne Quest print signed by LK, a button from Jessy, as well as an excellent ink of Blitz for my brother to tick him off. I'd make him frame it and have it at his work but he'd probably get fired.Hang in there Jessy and LK, just one more day.
>>12576182Pretend she's pic-related and then say "okay".I'm leaving after the pregnancy, however...
>>12576215sesaon 4 was leaked. it was alright.
>>12576182Run off to Vegas and get hitched immediately.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon WE COREY NOW
>you will never be paid to travel around the world going to brony conventions and holding all-night sets where you pump dubstep remixes of my little pony songswhy am i doomed to such a mediocre life ;_;
>>12576222>Blitz for my brother to tick him off. I'd make him frame it and have it at his work but he'd probably get fired.elaborate
>>12576215HERE'S ONE.
>>12576243i would rather hang myself
>>12576182I'd tell her it's so sudden and unexpected.Then I'd hug her and tell her I love her too.
>>12576250You have good taste in pony.
>>12576245Seriously, there is a story here that needs told.
>>12576245He likes planes, and he likes ponies, so I figured Blitz was perfect. Though really he enjoyed it, he was in a latex horse mask and a Commissar outfit the whole convention.
>Post yfw pic-related turns out to be canon Celestia's/Luna's deceased parents in one of S4's alleged flashbacks.
>>12576283y-you too
>>12576310Sounds like he's a real winner...
>>12576316As long as they don't make the other parent the fausticornI sort of like those designs
>>12576316>Watching S4
>>12576316>pluralis only one so far.
>>12576310did he have a commisar hat too?
>>12576334He's a big butt.
>>12576316I'm not worried, their parents won't show up anyway.
>>12576361>average mlpg poster
>>12576283>>12576250Taut Trixie tribadism maybe?
>>12576373Yeah, had the hat and chainsword, was pretty hilarious. There was also a horseheaded batman there too.
>>12576385The show ended. Cherish what you got, but don't spend all of your time at the cemetery.Grieving only leads to despair.
>>12576408Did he tell you to draw?
>your name will never be Laser Pone 3
>>12576449He just stared knowingly and went back into the shadows.
>>12576379Your brother is a big butt?Huhu, I wonder what the milkman looks like!
>>12576426But S4 is shapping up nicely
>>12576460I am convinced that he is actually some sort of skeleton or some shit.No human is that pale, and boney.
i tried a different processslowing down is good. i wish i could manage to do it
>First time shooting anything larger then a .22>Shaking and shit.>Art getting tired from holding rifle.>Every shot feels like I pulled it.>Still manage the best grouping.
>>12576490Well good luck with whatever you slowed down with.
>>12576482Stokholm syndrome.
>>12576515Buzzword
>>12576514im stupidlooks like shit but it felt better to do at least
>>12576545would hug to make feel better
>>12576545It doesn't look that bad, aside from being FS.
which pony has shittiest taste in musicwhich pony has best
>>12576545Pegasus ponies are best ponies.
>>12576545Better than my garbage, at least.
>>12576578Pinkie pie listens to kidz bop versions of her friends favorite songsI'd say the best taste probably goes to one of the various musician ponies
>>12576578the music pinkie plays at parties was awful
>>12576578Worst: Dash, Pinkie, ScratchBest: Rarity or Luna
>>12576545why is she cryign? :(
>>12576545the tumbnail made it look like she had the lower body of a snake
>>12576600That's why I hate flutetrfags
>>12576600thinkn of animals
>>12576615
>>12576545I would hug her or somehow make her feel better.
>>12576607Snake pone you say?
>>12576565noi just feel sad sometimes for no real reason. isn't that normal?>>12576568the face/eyes bug me a lot
Let's order a pizza
>>12576582Just look at her, she looks so happy.
>>12576656The eyes look fine to me, though after staring the mouth, it doesn't look quite right.
>>12576656The eye closest to the camera may need to be moved a little tiny bit closer to the snout. That's about it when it comes to her face.
>>12576659pizza?!
>>12576653snake pony > pony
>>12576712Yes, you furry butt-slut.
anything interesting and embarassing happen at the grimderp panel?
Well that was pretty terrible
>>12576783LK rode his fucking temple into the building and smashed the panelHe does this fucking every time
>>12576832details
Sleeping Dogs or Oblivion?
>>12576837Is there a recording of it anywhere or did it just happen today?
>>12576832are you that same guy who sperged out at JJ and spouted memes at the last con?
>>12576783I'd be more interested in hearing about that furry vs brony panel.Has that happened yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFWb7DG7zTc
>>12576756yay!
>>12576752Best cuddles.
>>12576862That's him
>>12576846OblivionOblivion is excellentSleeping Doges is alright
>>12576864>furry vs brony pane>it ends in a huge draon dildo swordfight
>>12576885But that isn't Trixie...
Is it alright to kill my friend's favorite pony?I don't like my friend, he's a dick.
>>12576837I know, right?>"Hey LK want to go grab some burgers?">he fucking takes the templeNow we're banned from Wendy's.I mean, who the fuck does that
>>12576901>best end
>>12576916No, think of pony.Pony doesn't deserve that.
>>12575776>Larson is out for the seasonWHAT
>>12576862Don't believe I was spouting meme's or sperged out on JJ Did chat with him for a while.>>12576841Basically the con was overall fun, did some fun shit with Everfree guys and what not, but my we walked into this fanfic thing and it was probably the worst thing I ever sat through in my entire life
>>12576941Yep, was really bummed when I read that.
>>12576941He's working on some books instead, but may be back for season 5.If there's a season 5 that is.
>>12576941I'm bummed too
>>12576656I feel that this is actually one of the best things you have drawn. I usually don't like your work.
>>12576989Nice to meet you BummedI'm Rainbow Dash
>>12576998Not the time, Dash.
>>12576979>>12576961>>12576989is there even a reason to watch this show anymore?!
>>12576885that snake pony isn't big enough
>>12577016the ponies
>>12577016Yeah, we still have several other good writters and the newer ones will probably be good
>>12576979>If there's a season 5 that is.What Maddy Peters said implied there will be another season
I'm about an hour too late, but the pony music thing has never made any sense to me. I think the only person still doing remixes is Sim Gretina. AlexS and Pinkie Pie Swear made some pretty good remixes, what, three years ago? They only sampled season one songs, but they're still headlining these events. And with bad techno music that doesn't have anything to do with the showIt'd be like showing up at the artists alley and having it just be a bunch of people who drew ponies back in the day, but now it's all totally unrelated art
>>12577051Don't question it, it's not worth it
>>12577051there really is't a lot of fresh blood in that scene
>>12577042Not sure if that's a good or bad thing with these new writers coming on, but it makes me wonder when the show will finally end.
>>12577051>a bunch of people who drew ponies back in the day, but now it's all totally unrelated artOh, so like MLPG?
>>12577082YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>12577079I give it at least this season and 1 more2 tops
>>12577042I see it as a pretty safe bet at this point. 43% growth in MLP last year? Until that number goes way way down were gonna be here.
>>12577082Oh snap#shotsfired
Lemon, Blue Carnation is a qt
>>12577088Ok. You know I didn't mean it, Anon.
>>12577124fuck you Rainbow Dash
>>12577082how many of our drawfags actually did anything other after they quit here?
>>12577034Snakepons are best when they're big and thick enough to wrap you in one or two loops, gently yet firmly pressing herself into you.
>>12576879Why does this boner assail me in the nightSurely it is a vision, a spectre
>don't change pants for a few days>all my dick musk is built upyessssss
>>12577051They headline because they're big names. There's a bunch of other producers out there still out there still waiting to hit it big. I foresee new names popping up in the pony music scene next season who weren't well known before
>>12577128Stop replying instantaneously. Are you in my house?
>>12577162Restoration bro?
Wanna party /co/?
>>12577173don't turn around
>>12577183Nope.> kitty ears> not in junior high0/10, would violently and nonsexually assault
>>12577183
>>12577183That takes me back.
>>12577183Holy shit, it's been forever.
>>12577146well, I think rose has become some kind of minor tumblr celebrityhopip is working for an actual video game company now which is pretty cooltiarawhy is rich on bronybucks. knighty is rich on bronybucks. fluffy is on his way
>>12577223
>>12577224> rich on bronybucksThe terrible thing is had I only applied myself three years ago I could be getting minor bronybucks tooBut no, I just pissed in the wind.I'm ... I'm piss, MLPG. We're all piss.
>>12577210>>12577217What's this from?
>>12577247torch frank!lighter fred!
>>12577224Which videogame company?
>>12577247>>12577223Every day until we like it.
>>12577247Candlebro! How are ya?Haven't seen you in ages.
>>12577223>>12577247EVERY THREAD UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
>>12577249>Crying over spilled milk
>>12577259Daily thread on /co/ from like 2 years ago.
>>12577224None of those artists you listed are truly rich and Hopopopo got stuck in Codemasters.I don't like Codemasters, but I'm happy for him none the less.
>>12577157It's ahegaovision
>>12577034>RariSnake will never cuddle around you for warmth
>>12577249>The terrible thing is had I only applied myself three years agothis is a pretty comfortable excuse that i'll bet helps you justify not doing things now
>>12577263CodemastersI didn't know they were still around either
ponies...ponies have changedthings will never be like they used toback during S1
>>12577296No, but it just means it stings now.The question becomes what should I apply myself to now, today?
>>12577312But the faggots in MLPG? The faggots in MLpG never change.
>>12577224I thought Rose still came around often enough.
>>12577316>The question becomes what should I apply myself to now, today?shouldn't the question be what do you want to do? I was talking to someone about how I wanted to learn to play the guitar, it's been collecting dust in my closet for about five or more years. The other person said, "If you really wanted to, wouldn't you? Would you have to force yourself if you wanted to?"
>>12577312Man I don't know about that. Hearing Pinkie singing in the preview, I felt the old magic coming back.
>>12577309Codemasters? Shit, they produce gems sometimes. They made Overlord, right?
Let's go on an adventure mlpg
Stop talking about not pony and instead post waifus
>>12577309My Dad still plays these.He tried Grid, but apparently it's casual shit.
>>12577316There's probably still time to get in on the pony cash cow.The days of $5,000 plushies are behind us but there's still some decent opportunity in this community
>>12577354I don't really like the idea of bronybucks. I mean sure you can get like 200k off stupid asses if you're lucky for a documentary or a convention, but that's gotta dry up in 3 years and then you'll have to get a real job. By then you could have been working 3 years.
>>12577354Well it's 2am and I want to start banging on a typewriterLike an actual typewriterIt's in the next roomBut there's a family function tomorrow morning - a great aunt had a stroke and all.I think I know what we're gonna do today, Ferb.
>>12577337Rose still comes around, but she anons hard. You can still tell it's her because she posts that qt3.14 Disney dragon
>>12577259A creepy ass clay animation from Japan.
>>12577375>cumming
>>12577372NOOOOOOOO
>>12577375How does he feel about CREW?
>>12577383uh, getting paid to do a thing you enjoy doing. working for yourself. working at your home. making your own hours. making good money doing all this. where did we lose you?
I love you guys
>>12577372I'm tempted to draw Quest DMing a game with the CMC, with minis, screens, costumes, the whole shebang.Too bad I suck
>>12577388The green one with Scottish attire on?
I hate you guys
~
>>12577418aw shucks
>>12577372What kind of adventure?A merry romp? A dungeon crawl? A personal crusade? A race against time to save all of existence? the hunt for the ultimate forbidden technique of booping?
>>12577417But I don't love making porn or pony plushies. I can't imagine most people who draw porn do. And I do make my own hours doing my actual work now. You lost me at doing something I'd have to hide from my family and friends.
>>12577419you can do it anon>>12577440the last one let's do the last one
>>12577420Yeah, Nessie.
>>12577427>>12577421I just don't know how to feel anymore.
>>12577410I think it looks awesome but I'm not sure that's his kind of thing. He likes Bathurst sims.
>>12577372>FacelssJr will never do another Raisin Quest>LK will never have Renne Quest 2 where it's totally safe and the goal is to find and eat a yummy cupcake.
I'm going to marry Twilight!
>>12577487sure you are anon
>>12577418>>12577421
>>12577487
>>12577476Mang...;_;
>>12577487But...I was going to do that....
>>12577498unf unf both cutie marks unf
>>12577442>I can't imagine most people who draw porn do.I would hope that guys like Onta or Eric Schwartz do. It's actually kind of difficult to imagine, especially in Onta's case. Being good at drawing must be great but I've read things of him working twelve hour days every day and crossing his fingers that the bottom doesn't fall out of what he's doing.There certainly is a gamble to doing your own thing, but nothing is finite. What someone is doing in three years might be different even if they got a great job working for Dreamworks, who laid off a lot of people last year.I don't know. I usually find that when people say they don't want to be doing what tiara's doing it's a sort of weird rationalization against how sweet it would be to just get mailed cheques by google
>>12577498Look twilight, mistakes were made. I had no idea that belly rubs were a "private" thing alright? I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of the whole town.
I'm going to marry Fluttershy!
>>12577530She's already taken
>>12577527As long as you keep doing them...privately.
>>12577522People need to be able to talk about their work. You can't meet someone in public and get to the topic of "So what do you do for a living" and say "I draw lots of porn, I'm really proud of it. Last time I drew Spike fucking Rainbow Dash." No matter how much it gets you off (and most artists can't fap to their own work.) Simple as that.
>>12577530Anon, you have to be careful. You might actually give her a heart attack.
I'm going to marry MLPG!
>>12577527>absentmindedly rub pony's belly>she's absolutely mortified>it's one of the top 5 lewdest things you can do in pony society
>>12577522Isn't Onta the guy who made like $70k off that silly calendar thing a few weeks ago?Obviously he'll have to branch into other things eventually, we all do, but I'd say he's doing pretty fine for himself right now
>>12577552But it says "admit one." not "plus guest."I'd love to go with you, Fluttershy, but I don't think your ticket covers me.Fukken dodged a bullet there.
>>12577564What are the other four?
>you will never marry TwilightPlease godIf there is a heavenLet it be a personal Equestria
What if ponies were actually cars in disguiseOr even worse buses?
Is that anon still here who said he'd commit to a /soc/ thread on /ot/ if I made one?
>>12577564>still lost in thought>continuing to rub ponies belly while she's frozen in place, mortified>yet enjoying herself
>>12577583Pony would be very big.
>>12577564>Rub twilight's belly while she's talking with her friends>Rarity pauses and stares mouth agape>Dash's wings are at full attention>Pinkie's curious what the hell everyone stopped for>Applejack leaves to get her shotgun>Fluttershy squeeks out "G-go on..."
>>12577576DIBS
>>12577583They were the prototype automobile.
>>12577372>Summer of 2014>MLPG Quest
>>12577578cuddlingear scratchingboopingand the lewdest of all, standing next to each other consensually
>>12577600>Applejack leaves to get her shotgun>out of her truck
>Twilight doesn't know how to use her wings in EGSo we're just supposed to assume she had a crash landing after the season 3 finale ended?
Imagine if season 4 were a pony. When she gets "released" it's to a street full of anons with clubs and bats in hand, waiting for her to fuck up.
d-do you think fluttershy or twilight would marry a g-girl?
>>12577612>The map is made up of various events throughout our nearly 3 years
>>12577627>"everything's going to be okay!">proceeds to crashPlausible
>>12577627Someone will teach her...Eventually
>>12577633>some cry boss battle>entire hiatus sessions devoted to nothing
>>12577600I honestly don't know if I could stop myself from idly scratching at their ears all the time. It'd probably get very annoying for the ponies. Or very addictive.
>>12577629I'm season 4's whiteknight. The holy knight with the machine gun.And guns > clubs.
>>12577630They would marry each other. In fact, as a princess, Twilight could make Fluttershy her personal cuddle buddy.
>>12577614>ear scratchingeasily #2
>>12577614Sex isn't up there at all?
>>12577612You enter your dark room. The pungent scent of mildew emanates from the wet, rancid walls. You sit down and open MLPG. What do you do?
>>12577657Na sex is like asking your neighbor for a cup of sugar
>>12577656Remember if they let you scratch their ear, they'll let you in the rear.
>>12577657that's way, waaaay down the list, anon
>>12577661>rape
>>12577643>Even Flutters was easier to trainWouldn't that be one of the biggest insults any winged being could receive?
>>12577656I would be the lewdest resident in ponyville.
>>12577550>Simple as that.>What do you do?>I'm an artistFuck I'd have a hrder time talking about my work if I were KC Green.
which one mlpg
>>12577590
>>12577684I could eat an Octorok!
>>12577684Then eat you silly pony.
>>12577690As an artist trust me when I say that always leads to "Oh what do you draw? Anything I know?" And I'm talking more about girlfriends/boyfriends. Basically people that are going to get closer than street conversation, and drawing pony porn is a bit of a deal breaker for normalfags.
>>12577691Palette and Blazang
>>12577691Blazang
>>12577720
>>12577733
>>12577730
>>12577679Your thoughts are consumed with a mindless fury. What do you wish to >rape?
>>12577761is that legal?
>>12577759>tfw they're thinking of all the lewd things they can do to you
>>12577759That's better.
>>12577766Only in ponyville.
>>12577766In 3 states, by pony law it's technically bestiality amusingly.
>>12577777You rape the nearest pony. She does not enjoy it and lies before you broken and crying. What do you do?
>>12577769>"I'm gonna touch his penis!"
>>12577794comfort her give her something nice and call her a good pony
>>12577794>rape
>>12577794Rape her again.
I'm happy
>>12577777Nice digits you have there.
>>12577777>MLPG gets quints>it's about poniesWow, now that was unexpected.
>>12577802She is unresponsive and does not move. >>12577803You rape her again. In the process she poops on your dick.
>>12577805Hello happy, I'm tired.
>>12577794Rape until die from loss of fluids.
>>12577817Sounds like that pony is broken. Clean myself and dispose of the pony we need to find a new one.
>>12577810>>12577806>piss shows up>shitposts about post numbersExpected that
>>12577805I have taken away all of your ponies' legs.
http://derpibooru.org/388551
>>12577830Clam down m8
>>12577801
>>12577833I want to put little wings on her side so she looks like a duck.
>>12577842
>>12577852
>>12577834That doesn't look like rarity at all
>>12577817Go find try and find an Anon.
What does looking at this image make you think about, MLPG?
>>12577833Dash flys 90% of the time so i dont think that would do much to her
>>12577827You shower. After you finish you toss the broken pony in the garbage can. You go to the pony store, where you are greeted by several pones happily asking you to pick them.
>>12577875what colors and types are they
>>12577853What is she paying for?
>>12577830>getting all worked up because le epic trole from /mlp/ are heresorry to invade your sanctum, faggots.Why can't be just be friends?
>>12577875Pick the white one.
>>12577875Take all of them, you're going to have a busy night.
>>12577871ponuts
>>12577880All colors and types smile at you from behind the glass. Unicorns, Earthies, Pegasi, mares, stallions, colts, fillies, pones of all shapes and sizes!
You're cute, Anony~
>>12577871It's a Portal to Equestria
>>12577906Let's get a pegasus and make sure she's not shy or weak this time.
>>12577890>>12577904You only have enough money for 2 pones. What breed of white one?
>>12577907T-thanks Cheerilee
>>12577777
>>12576316>it turns out their parents are both mares
>>12577907That's the fucking worst pet name for 'Anonymous' I've ever heard in my entire fucking life. I hope you kill yourself you piece of fucking shit
>>12577871Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl
>>12577907Teacher thinks I'm cute!
>>12577907Y-you too
>>12577926Nony is better I think.
>>12577691The orange, they're high in vitamin C.
>>12577871your mom's vagina
>>12577926
>>12577955But ponies are high in protein.
>>12577907Where the fuck were you last season?
>>12577917>>12577890You pick out a white Earth Pony and a Green Pegasus. The other ponies look sad and dejected, but happy those ones were able to escape.The white earthy smiles and leaps into your arms. "Hi mister! I'm Clean Sheets! My special talent is doing laundry!"The pegasus walks by your side. "My name is Dusty. My wings make great featherdusters."You pay for the pones and load them in your car. You drive home. What do you do?
>>12577955I would follow paletteswap but you don't update it oftenBecause like the first two pages are all brownie con stuff
>>12577993Ask if they would like anything to eat or drink.
>>12577926I meant the other AnonymousNot you, AnonYou're not cute
>>12577973Having hot steamy sex with Big Macintosh
>>12577993Tell them to kiss each other.
>>12577993Stop at McDonalds on the way.
>>12577973She kept losing her voiceShe's a screamer
>>12577691Is that LK's Scratch blog?How do you game Tumblr to get all MLPG recommendations?
>>12577972I would eat pony.
>>12577993wait is this some fluffy fic?
>>12577993>Clean Sheetsnot for long
>>12578014Anon why are you doing this.
>>12577994Yeah, sorry. I've been busy with that stuff so I couldn't update. I should have more than enough time to make frequent updates after my trip. Sorry.
>>12578004Dusty starts walking around the house. She calls out "Just some water"Clean Sheets bounces up and down. "Oooh, I'd like some pop and chips if you've got 'em!"
>>12578026I would eat out pony
>>12578037dohohoho
>>12577993Tell them that they are now your concubines, and will treat them with love and respect as long as they do exactly what you tell them to.
>>12578050Pop and chips are bad for pony.Give them both water and some flowers.
>>12578038I'm sorry you're right>>12578050Ask them if they want to hug
>>12578056What's wrong with her ear?
>>12577907S-senpai noticed me!You're my favorite pony
>>12578050Get their drinks, ask feather duster to clean up what remains of the last broken pony.
>>12578051*squirt*
>>12578050>>12578014You order the two ponies to kiss each other while you get them their food. They look a little shocked, but nudge towards each other. They take turns pecking each other on the cheek, hesitating and saying sorry after each one.>>12578029Nope. Just MLPG Quest.
I'M NOT EVEN A PONY YOU CHUCKLEFUCK
>>12578090I hope ponies are squirtersCum and squirt are so hot
>>12578093Laugh and say it was a joke, get their drinks. Sit down for a movie and invite them to share the couch.
>>12578093Good, good.Okay get them their snacks
/!\ Attention. This is a public service announcement. /!\Be advised that recent studies at the Royal Association of Cancer Research have confirmed the recent findings that human bodily fluids are exceedingly hazardous to pony health. Exposure to contaminated media carries a nearly 100% chance of mutation and all confirmed incidents have proven fatal within three months.
>>12578093Give them their snack.
>>12578093Good start. They've earned a snack.
>>12578123WelpGuess I have to wrap it anyway don't I Go to Equestria they saidYou can fuck bareback they said
>>12578081>>12578067>>12578070>>12578064You get them water and flowers instead, which they happily gobble down. You ask them if they want to hug, which they happily oblige, Duster almost smothering you with her huge feathery wings. While hugging, you whisper in their ears that they're your concubines now and will treat them with love and respect as long as they do everything you say.The break the hug and both say "Uhhh, okay" in unison. Clean Sheets paws at the ground, clearly nervous.>>12578081The old pony is already in the garbage can.
I forgot that deviantart had some real good shit
>>12578158Lets go home and put them into their new collars
>>12578158Take old pony out of garbage, dust her off with featherdusters wings. Even broken pony can be of use. Tell the other one to try and fix her, give her a screwdriver and hammer.
>>12578158Tell them to go take some pictures and post them on MLPG.
>>12578108m-me toofor as much as people talk about how leaky horses are, there sure seems to be a lack of it in art and fics
>>12578164>LongTwilight>good
>>12578164it was the first and last time twilight masturbated
>>12578076What's wrong with your face.
>>12578164:\/
>>12578184Anon what are you trying to do, you're going to scare the new ponies
>>12578188>I came lightning!
>>12578158Get the old pony out of the trash.
>>12578186yeah it's almost like the artists are just drawing people poorly
>>12578184>>12578209What is wrong with you people.Why are you tormenting innocent little ponies.
>>12578172>>12578184>>12578185You hand them two collars, one red, one blue to wear. Duster puts hers on nonchalantly, but it takes a while before Clean Sheets puts hers on. You take pictures of them and post them to MLPG. However, you are called autistic for posting what people think are crudely rendered CGI overlays.You give Duster a screwdriver and hammer and tell her to fix the pony in the garbage can. While she's gone, you notice that Clean Sheets has her head hanging down, tears running down her cheeks.
Good night MLPG.
>>12578238>However, you are called autistic for posting what people think are crudely rendered CGI overlays.pffttAsk Sheets what's wrong
>>12578238Give her a reassuring hug and tell her that she's completely safe, you probably won't hurt her, probably. Depends on what's funny at the moment, probably.
>>12578238Comform Clean and tell her you were joking about the concubines stuff.
>>12578238Shitpost irnonically back at the doubters.
>>12578238Ask Clean sheets what's wrong.
>>12578238Give Clean Sheets a hug and offer her a pony treat.
Why aren't you depressed?
>>12578238>However, you are called autistic for posting what people think are crudely rendered CGI overlays.that sounds like mlpgalso, whywhy are you doing thispoor ponies
>>12578238Shitpost in the mlpg for the next week and forget to feed the ponies.
>>12578238this is why we can't have nice things
>>12578257I am.
>>12578257I'm bipolar, so only half the time.
>>12578231They're evidently cast offs from the fluffy pony threads. Regardless they're every bit as bad.
>>12578257I'm not but this quest has potential!
>>12578274I don't know if I should laugh at this or not.But I did anyways.
>>12578280It had none by the very second post.
>>12578293That space suit wasn't built for 2...
>>12578186You know what would be hot?The fact that their clits would move when you're eating them outYou could poke your tongue into her cunt and suck on where her clit isYou could feel her cunt tighten around your tongue and their clit prod lightly into your mouthAnd it'd speed up as she got closerYou'd know exactly when she cameHer fluttering would turn into a crushing squeezeHer clit would be rock hard and erectA large mouthful of marecum would jet into your mouthShe'd be writhing under you
>>12578260I know I wouldn't if I have those two ponies in my custody. I would treat them as friends or family members.
>>12578300>Pinkie will never be pressed up against you as tight as she can to fit into your suit>You'll never walk around with her chipping excitedly in your face
>>12578257I would be, but I spend all day everyday on 4chan and it's dulled my emotional capacity.
>>12578301>A large mouthful of marecum would jet into your mouthI think
>>12578304I'd probably smother them in love until they hated me and tried to escape.
>>12578257I amI want to kill myself but I kinda want to use my dick firstIt'd be such a waste of a big dickI wish I could swap it with someoneI think I'm going to go see if I can donate one of my kidneys too
>>12578238Leave the ponies alone and shitpost in MLPG for the next month
>>12578331I need kidneys, give it to me.
would u
>>12578313I love it. I find just about everything funny, and almost nothing can bring me down now. I love all of you questionably evil fuckers.
>>12578317>implying I wouldn't enjoy taking twilights moms orgasm directly into my mouth
>>12578304Does anyone still play Gw2? I logged on earlier and there was only one person on who I didn't recognize.
>>12578243>>12578245>>12578246>>12578249You take a moment to tell MLPG that the ponies ARE real, in your head. You then shitpost a while and turn your attention back to Clean Sheets. You ask her whats wrong.She immediately stands at attention. "N-nothing, master. I'll do what you say."You hold her and tell her that you were just joking and you probably won't hurt her. She gives a nervous chuckle.Duster comes back with the old pony. "I fixed her, good as new!" she says with pride.The old pony looks at the second new ponies, surprised to see that you went out and got others.
>>12578337Paint with a 3d brush with opacity set to pen pressure? I don't know that's a big change...
>>12578331Just be really forward with girls. Say you really need a fuck, badly. You shouldn't care how they respond because you're going to kill yourself anyways. Go to somewhere all the slutty girls are. Eventually one will say yes.
>>12578349Someone take over. I need to leave for the night. S-sorry
>>12578349Lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes!
>>12578363awww
>>12578349Apologize for what you have done, remove the collar, and take them out to eat or go for to a movie.
>>12578349Great, now here are your pirate costumes and a rotisserie chicken. I feel like I don't need to tell you what to do from here. Remove pants.
>>12578363I'll try, but I might have to go in a bit
>>12578363Awww, Thanks for that so far then. Make a cyoa thread next time and link it in here, I like the cut of your jib.
>>12578365You all go out for frosty milkshakes! Everyone lives happily ever afterAnd then they fuck
>>12577720>impersonating meOh boy, here we go
>>12578361Anon you don't get itI've got no confidence and terrible anxietyI can't
>>12578347
>>12578391Nice try but everyone knows my real tripcode.
>>12578301christ on a crackermuh dick
>>12578404You can change that with enough time and effort, really. I practically changed personality types over the course of 5 years.
>>12578412>implyinghttp://mlpg.co/art/res/3480.html
>>12578410its shit
After comforting your new ponies, Clean Sheets and Dusty you decide to give them and your old pony some ice cream.You head to your freezer when suddenly this pink mare pops out of it and suddenly slaps you with her futa mare cockWhat do?
look at this fucking ponywhat the fuck is she trying to provebitch
>>12578435Her complete lack of a gag reflex? God DAMN.
>>12578433I proclaim this the most meta thread in MLPG history.
>>12578435She's probably trying to prove that she's a ponyNo one believed her
>>12578433why is this even a thing
>>12578417Are you the guy that unfs to everything that I post?I think you are
>>12578433Look I'll get to your creamsicle later.
>>12578348The Blue Warrior and the Eng Asura still plays in "morning thread". The Asura is really happy for the new update that is coming up. But yeah, there isn't that many players active in the guild.
>>12578449>>12578445It's just the same guy every night posting it, just ignore it.
