old thread, with nothing in it. don't look >>12551331new thread: what are you even doing on the computer, spike. get out of here>hope
Transformation
Pone should install gentoo
>on bus>see teenagers making out>die a little inside
>>12554847>you will never be collared, turned to pone & delivered to a lonely anon
>at art school>can't draw ponies>rejected>kill all the jews
>>12554850>in my nice car>pull up>guy in a shitty rust bucket>has an 8/10 girlsigh
>>12554839He chatting with Fluttershy.
>>12554857>you will never manage to drown yourself in your own water bowl
>>12554850
>>12554870>you will never get tired of respawning
>>12554877>you will never vomit on anon's bed while he's asleep
>>12554872>filenameWHAT RINGS YOU GOT BITCH
fluttershy is my waifu
>>12554886I-I dunno!The good ones!
>>12554883>you will never turn him into a pony using magic before he decides to lock you up>you will never rape his new pony form>you will never have sweet, sweet justice
>>12554857>you will never have a pony delivered to you>you will never shower your pony in 5 and a half different kinds of love>you will never brush her mane while browsing MLPG
>>12554883>vomit on his shirt while he's asleep>he wakes up smelling something delicious that he can't identify>he hugs you and falls back asleep
>text that is green>more text that is green>text the colour of grass
>>12554894>"ooh! Call him a faggot! He's totally posting like a faggot"
Some sweet wallpapers for any of you that like that sort of thing, or are comfortable with that sort of thinghttp://spacekitty.deviantart.com/gallery/42420642
>>12554878
>>12554900gross
>>12554900>You will never be pone>You will never eat grass>You will never get hungry at the sight of greentext
If I turned into a pony I would spend a week masturbating to myself and another week trying to figure out how to kill myself.>no hands>soft marshmallow body impervious to falls>options: jump into volcano?
>>12554908>you get hungry>anon gets an erection>you make him read it while you suck him off
>>12554905Goddamit 4chan x
>>12554911I think, if you did try that, it would never work. you'd be a total psychopath but everyone would misinterpret it as your being clumsy. oh, no, anon almost fell into that volcano! *rescue*
>>12554901>"and that's why Rarity is a slut">"hey I think I know Rarity"
>>12554911I'd go for cutting myself while listening to linkin park. Just find a knife you can comfortably hold in your mouth and chop til you drop.
>>12554925neat!
>>12554901
>>12554911
>>12554903That's neat, I'll use them for servers
>>12554944HEIL
Huggable ponies
>>12554903they're alright I guess
>>12554903>>12554950>let's find a Twilight one>Princess TwilightNOPE
>>12554954>tfw GF endedThanks, Dook, for showing us the finale!
>>12554944???
>>12554962sucks to be you, I think the twily one is great
A month ago>Oh god a want to be a pony so hardNow>how am I supposed to kill myself in a marshmallow bodyWhat happened /co/, wanna talk about it?
>See my family>They causally talk about my nonexistent social life>I'm on my phone pretending to be texting>Don't even have anyone to text>Tying not look like I'm on the verge of crying
>>12554975It's just one guy, I still want to be a marshmallowy pony
>>12554975Nothing happenedI still want to be a slutty mare
>>12554975I don't know whats wrong with that guyI'd milk my new "professional quality 3d pony porn animations" for years and years
>>12554839>twilicornEww...
>>12554975there's always one guy that pretends to hate it
>>12554986
>>12554975it's just lyra pretending to be a human again
>>12554983AnonSwitch countries, make social life, never talk to your parents againDone
>>12554960That looks absolutely awful.
>>12554983ok that's kind of sad. feel better, anon
>>12554985>>12554987Oh good, that's a relief. Now put on this collar
>>12555012fucking finallyyou were supposed to be here weeks ago
>>12554993>pretends>his hands aren't his most prized possessionAnd you call yourself a human that wants to have sex with ponies.
>>12555012Wwill it helpme become a pony?
>>12554993I don't know what it is about ball bras that just strikes me as completely retardedI'm fine with all manner of other, objectively just as ridiculous sexual paraphernalia, but I just can't help but get thrown completely out of it as soon as they get mentioned
>>12555012Hey, I said I want to be a marshmallowy pony, not your pet-pony slut.
>turn into pony>magic up hands whenever you need them
>>12555012FUCK YOU NIGGA I'M A WILD MARSHMALLOW STALLIOn RUNNING IN VILLAGES FUCKING ALL THE MARES AND THEN RUNNING INTO THE SUNSET TOWARDS THE NEXT VILLAGE
>>12555028>turn in to pony>go flying whenever you want>bully some lame unicorn nerd into doing all the magic you need
>>12555027Get a load of this nofun hater faggot
>>12554983sure is /soc/what's next squeek is going to come back and start attention whoring on how his life sucks ass.
How would changelings spycheck?
>>12555015Fed ex is slow as shit, but I was finally able to ship myself to Equestria>>12555027You dont have to be a slut pon, you just have to be my pon
>>12555035>get punched in the face with magic hands>whatchu gonna do faggot hoof me
>>12555044roll a d20 with sense motive skill check.
>>12555044Oviposition.A real changeling would have no trouble accepting a wet load of eggs into its butt, if they don't, they're a spy.
>>12555046>you just have to be my pon... do you at least take a daily shower and shave yourself?
>>12555049>dodge magic hand>deploy unbeatable fallback strategy>flee
>>12555044Ask who wants to be a broodmareThe ones that say yes are obviously anons. If they aren't the get eggs in their ass anyways.
>>12555054>implying a good spy wouldn't take one for the teamWell in this case more than one but you get the idea
>>12555060they shitshitshit*commits sushi*
https://www.dropbox.com/s/89p9npcexxmp7mg/ponymilkinggame%20v1.0.flahttps://www.dropbox.com/s/t81mkmp73epy860/ponymilkinggame%20v1.1.fla
>>12555049That's why you have to get em while theyre young>what a loser>come over here punk>oh shut up, no one loves you but me>>12555056Of course I shower. How much do I have to shave.
>>12555070what's the difference between 1.0 and 1.1?
>turn into earth pony>there is no way i can enjoy this except sex>walk to the nearest changeling hive and assimilate
Isn't bronycon on today?
>>12555054>implying they aren't ants>all the workers are female drones who are all infertile.>all the males in the society are bred to service the queen and create more members of the hive>you will never comfort a pretty female drone that is crying because all her young are still born
>>12555041I for once like shitposting about how I have no artfrens in here, because a part of me hopes people will call me out and help me out, even though I knoe that will never happen, because it's a despicable thing to be doing that cannot win anyone's approval.
>>12555071>nigga i got two horns>you aint shit>get down here and suck em
>>12555071At least the neckbeard
>>12555089they have a board for that.do it there.you will be accepted or something. i don't know
>>12555086>Changeling>Pretty>FeelingsHahaha
>>12555070I wish I could record what's been happening since I tried to use this fileit's kind of amazing
>>12555098>implying they don't have feelings
>>12555094Thank god I dont grow those, now which color collar do you want.
>>12555108>implying that they have real feelings
>>12555082Earth ponies make the best broodmothersThey're strong and healthy, with a natural magic all through their entire body promoting growth and nourishment.They produce the best hatchlings, in the largest clutches and require almost no recovery time.Really, its a shame there are any not in use by the hive
>>12555093>[X] fleePEGASUS STRONG
>>12555115>implying the feelings that they have aren't real
>>12555114A grey one? I still feel like this is a trap.
>>12555120WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS
>>12555098>not wanting a rogue, but cute female changeling of your own>not asking her if she want to change into another pony>not telling her that she is fine the way she is
>>12555095which board? I'm interested in MLPG specifically so unless it's /art/ on the sub I really wouldn't know
>>12555130>implying they are
>>12555139>implying you're right
nuclear launch detected
>>12555145>implying that i'm not>implying that you aren't hitler
>>12555137tulip is best changeling
>>12555151>implying you have any implications from me>implying hilter was a bad guy
>>12555132If the surprise is being showered in love and semen then yes, this is a trap.Now get in the van.
>>12555167wait take me with you
>>12555161Don't even try to pull that shit. I just know that you're invading russia as we speak.
I'll be your pony
>>12555167take me too
I'll be your pony for a bit but then you have to be my pony. Then after we're done with that we can go back to our normal lives.
>>12555178only because they believe Israel is their ally
>>12555185No-one wants to be my anythingI don't even want to be my me
>>12555185Are you a mare? I would give you the best hair brushing one would ever wanted.
>>12555194but my normal life is boring and lamethat's why I have these dumb escapist fantasies in the first place
big pony little pony
>>12555206You can be my pony forever. I don't care. Just don't shit on the carpet or anything.
>>12555175>>12555186How the hell am I supposed to feed all these ponies. All right come on you two, i'll figure something out.You guys like Modest Mouse?
>>12555209dumb pony dumb pony
>>12555209HahaThat's adorableand hot
How are things?
>>12555213My favorite song is the one where he sings about having a shitty life in a whiny voice
>>12555213noI like taking it in the butt
>>12555218I know, right?goddamn
>>12555219Post images from the con.
>>12555219we're petplay so things are pretty great
>>12555219I'm pissed and crying right nowJust a typical Saturday
>>12555219we don't like thing
>>12555227I haven't taken many pictures. I've been too busy dying inside.
>>12555219Pretty good, just enjoying some ded time.
>>12555219OK-ish.How about you? Anything special planned for today?
>>12555219how are your prints selling? well i hope.
>winona>ponies enslave dogs and breed them down until they're dumb enough to be good servants>implying that ponies aren't horrifying
>>12555220Yeah I like Polar Opposites too>>12555221Fantastic, but I have to drive right now pony.You can eat burritos right?
Are there any good music rhythm games for the PC?
>>12555238>I've been too busy dying insideexplain
>>12555167>showered in semenHey, you told me I wouldn't need to be your slut!
>>12555253I can't imagine the no faust but a panel by lil miss jay is the year to be visiting bronycon
>>12555247>>12555253Put two and two together.
>>12555199that was not part of the arrangement
>>12555251yes, yes I canand why couldn't you do ponut and drive at the same time?
PONIES ARE PEOPLEPONIES ARE PEOPLE
>>12555137>eating my image bullshit
>>12555276SOYLENT GREEN IS PONIES
>>12555276What?!I'VE BEEN EATING PEOPLE?!
>>12555147It's Celestias payback.
>>12555276no they aren'tpony is pone
>>12555276I'VE BEEN FAPPING TO HUMANS THIS WHOLE TIME?
>>12555275Good, because that's what we're having tonight. with maregina on the side.And the cops around here have itchy ticket writing fingers>>12555256>not expecting me to lie for pon>trusting medont call it a grave.png
>>12555276
>>12555238post a few anyway
>>12555285you know what would be fucked about being attacked by celestia? the sun would go down. in the middle of the fucking day. that would be chilling.or maybe... the sun would go up during night? and that would be, uh, nice. this is falling apart fast
>>12555312>it's nice at first>until you realize it's getting brighter and brighter>and hotter and hotter
>asktumblr contest>prizes>1ST PRIZE- SPEAKING ROLE! (2 winners)>Your OC will have some sort of relationship to Coffee Talk, Sea Breeze or Drizzle. Maybe they’re CT’s best friend, or an old fling of Sea Breeze’s, or they were Drizzle’s babysitter! The possibilities are endless. Your character will be featured in multiple panels and have a speaking role!>2ND PRIZE- FEATURED EXTRA! (5 winners)>Your OC will appear in an update as a cameo character and be referenced by name! They might even get a line of dialogue. >3RD PRIZE- BACKGROUND PONY! (10 winners)>Your OC will appear in the background of an update!
>>12555315>Celestia as an awkward teenager trying to fit in with her friends>Make it hotter, Celestia!>Ugh...
>>12555312Celestia doesn't actually control the sun. She uses a magical illusion every festival to hold power and that's it.
>>12555322my OC appeared in the background of a tumblr onceit was so great
>>12555322that is disgusting
>>12555325>one day she made it too hot>and so ended the age of man>the age of pony had begun>celestia cried for weeks over the dried up corpse of her husbando who was definitely not you>but you died anyways
>>12555326well, enjoy spending the rest of your life in prison
>>12555312>Middle of the night>On watch on the outskirts of your rebel camp>fucking shitty post, but you pissed off the boss>trying not to doze off you stare out into the waste>no one would ever come from there anyway>notice light on the horizon>think its just your eyes adjusting to the darkness until it continues>stand transfixed as the sun rises hours before dawn>except its not like the sun you've seen all your life>all you can do is stare as the hellish ball of fire ascends into the sky coming to rest directly overhead>and following its path come rank after rank of Celestia's elite, filling the skies with violent red light reflecting off gold armor
Celestia wouldn't even talk you out of suicide
>>12555335I still think that Celestia could do the talk from the Sun thing like Luna could in Sleepless with the moon.And I think it was hilarious when she used it the first time at the beginning of her rule when she was still new at this stuff
>>12555347my laziness would
>>12555326celestia doesn't control the sun.but she does help the planet turn.the planet is tidally locked and needs psychic energy to help move it, it used to take dozens of psychics to move the planet and keep the planet from becoming a storm ridden planet but then she came along and was specially gifted to do the endeavor and kicked out the brutal unicorns that were holding the planet ransom..
>>12555335>>celestia cried for weeks over the dried up corpse of her husbando who was definitely not you
>>12555312>Middle of the day>You just know that Celestia's troops are staging an offence>Suddenly the sun sets>You don't even have time to turn on the flood lights by the time the nightvision equipped troops decimate your camp
>>12555359>To lazy to kill yourselfI wonder if you could reach a level of lazyness where your body is to lazy to die.>The heart could stop beating but eh.>I guess some other organs can just stop working but it's kinda a reflex now and their to lazy to stopIt'd be like Nirvana but with lazyness instead of meditation
>>12555302>betraying meI.. I trusted you Anon..
>>12555322Didn't he get his ass kicked by a /vg/ player? I thought that was great.
>>12555340In the dark times, the ambient glow of freedom will shine upon us and the great twily___ will illuminate our path. For the just cause, she will raise up the people and inspire us to deeds of friendship and and magic!Our free motherland will be glorious, a reliable bastion of the people's friendship. The party of twilight, the strength of the people, will lead us to the triumph of a sun-free state.
>>12555365>the planet is tidally locked and needs psychic energy to help move iti never thought of it that way, but that would make a whole lot of senseeven though the rotation would maintain itself effectively forever
>>12555345Celestia protects.
Why was he even in this
>>12555383I'm sorry anonpony, im a baaaaaad maaaaaaan.
>>12555395it would get slower as time goes on depending on the make up of the planet.just like our moon.
>>12555400I'll just suicide my way out of this at the first chance.
>>12555365All she'd have to do is get it going and give it a boost every now and then, right?Every now and then defined as every few hundred million+ years when it becomes tidally locked again.
>>12555398Because it's a shitty fucking movie and MLPG owes me $50 for wasting my time and money
>>12555398Because 'Murikan science is better than yur pansy-ass European science
>>12555409One chance will be all I need
>>12555407"i remember days being shorter a few million years ago"
Sister love is best and purest love.
>>12555365>psychic energy>not a matrix of satellites surrounding it that distort gravity and cause the planet to turn>implying that celestia isn't a robot
>>12555322Pls, people ask me to have my OC used in their work.
>>12555412>$50What
>>12555416well also the planet is geologically active so, i don't know how it would stop again.unless the moon was spinning in a way to fuck with its spin.
>>12555422>$10 for ticket>$40 for time
>>12555422Average price of a dildo
>>12555414Oh, one important question:What kind of pony am I anyway?
>>12555426If we could charge MLPG for time wasted we would all be billionaires
>>12555425What kind of a giant fucking moon is it?
>>12555430a cute one, obviously
>>12555430Shit I dont know, I like pegasi.
>>12555434Wait would be charging ourselves or the general?Would be charging marker?How many dollars is one boop?
>>12555437a medium sized moon made of pure rainbow dashits density rivals black holes
>>12555437
>>12555440Oh, okay. Can you hold at the next stop then? I need to take a shit.
>>12555441hey wait the minute...
>>12555437Luna having sex with eren jager
>>12555437magic
>>12555441Please stay
>>12555454How crass, but alri- heeeey wait a minute.You get back in this car you little fucker!
Anon 1 charges Anon 0 $50 for wasted timeAnon 2 charges Anon 1 $50 for wasted timeAnon 3 charges Anon 2 $50 for wasted timeAnon 0 charges Anon 3 $50 for wasted timeAnon $0 just made $50
>Ponies will never help you become a better person
>>12555461too latepony flew away never to be seen again
>>12555437a moon made of magnets
Woah I need to not post while I'm on weed
>>12555466Shit, well at least I have the other two slutty ones.Flypony was a prude anyhow.
>>12555465>ponies will never suck your dick after a hard day
>>12555464I expect $100 for reading that.
>>12555471but I don't want a pony blow job
>>12555477too bad
>>12555469>mlpg>while sobernot even once
>>12555464No see, we get MLPG incorporated, get insurance, the worksThen anon makes a class-action suit against MLPGMLPG doesn't have enough assets to pay damages, so insurance kicks inMLPG declares bankruptcy, dissolvesI have no idea how laws workIs there fraud in Equestria?
Updated the stream, also added the first bunch of events to the schedule. Sadly I just noticed that the grimderp panel is really late and I'm going to miss it, and since it's not using youtube, I can't even watch it later.
>>12555469lmao im so stoned
>>12555469Fuck off pothead
>>12555470>became a pegasus>get to enjoy my life in freedomGood ending.
dood
>>12555441HEYDIDN'T ROOGNA KILL YOUARE YOU A GHOST
>>12555464We will just print our own money.
>>12555470souhyou wanna touch my butt or what
why do you like [rarara]
>>12555507yeah sure come here you, i need a pony butt to drown my minor sadness into.
>>12555508>adoring a whorelel
>>12555508she's alrightbut i prefer her sister
>>12555508I don't like her as much as this horse though
>>12555501
>>12555518Same hereBut why?
>>12555516
>>12555524AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>12555529
>>12555491maybe someone could record it? I'll probably miss it too
did anyone get a picture of Jessy and LK yet?was he wearing the scarf?
why is she so [perfect]
I wish I were a pony so I would have friends
WEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO
but anon.you're unlikable as a pony too
>>12555526because i wish i had an imouto
>>12555555no but I do have this moving picture of a pony I liked
>>12555566But I'm not even unlikeable as a human, why would that change when I turn into a cute pony?
>>12555568The only reason why you like her?
>>12555571Why can't Twilight just use her magic?
>>12555571
>>12555566>even as a pony, you're still an unsavory creature
>>12555437a binary planet system.luna was actually the princess of her own planet, until her rebellion and celestia had to destroy the entire planet leaving only the desolate planet and luna alive
>>12555577>human cuntgrossput a filly marecunt on that
>>12555562what if pone was an alien and she abducted you?
>>12555566If I'm already unlikable as a pony then what would be the harm in poisoning crops,kidnapping fillies and burning Twilight's home?I wouldn't even get hard jail time, I could just say "I have no friends so it turned me into a terrible person" and then they would be like "aww okay" and probably make me return the fillies that I didn't eat or sold off to diamond dogs.
>>12555583How can anyone see anything besides ugly?
>>12555590I would gladly turn myself in for abductionHell I'd even throw a free anal probing if she's into it
>>12555578muh traditionplus she was much cuter doing it like that
>>12555577>Our Creative Fandom: The Ins and Outs of Art with Ponies>10:00am - 11:00am @Hall of the Moon>PonCast presents Chocolate Pony and Flavinbagel discussing the ins and outs of inspiration with Willdrawforfood (Ask Surprise), UC77 (Hotblooded Pinkie Pie), Jessy (Pallet Swap), Sally (Gamer Luna), Mic the Microphone, AleximusPrime, and more on this special live PonCast from BronyCon!So Jessy's on a panel. Shame about Mic the Mic.
>>12555593>they blast you with the elements of harmony>lobotomize you>make you a good pony
>>12555566No ponies are unlikeableEven Twist and Snips have fans and friends
>>12555603Mic The Microphone draws art?
>>12555604This is why I should be a human in equestriaEoH would do fuck all to an actual human from this universe, and if it did work on other unsavory anon's I'd simply just be sneakier.I wouldn't even steal the elements of harmony, I'd just shoot the mane six except fluttershy.Jesus christ, the very idea of being mind raped for "good" scares the shit out of me, that'd be good enough reason to kill them.
>>12555614>draws art
>>12555564>>12555570Kill yourselves
>>12555614No, but he's teh greetest rapper and singer in muh fandom.
>>12555583>imageOne thing on which I pride myself is being correct at all times.People fucking hate me and there is nothing anyone can do to change that.
>>12555622gr8 b8 m8 I'll r8 it 8.8
>>12555508Ra ra tea a shit
>>12555628nice 8 m8
>>12555618>shoot pony>celestia appears out of nowhere and catches the bullet>strips your clothes and teleports you in to griffon lands>is kind enough to not melt your gun
>>12555634ur favorite pony is [shit]
The moonlight spilling through the window meant that I could see everything clearly, and I blasphemously thanked Princess Luna for providing such a perfect scene for me. Sweetie’s eyes were closed in concentration as she sucked, but then she realised I was looking down at her and she opened them and as soon as I saw the entire tableau of the curly-haired unicorn foal looking up at me with my hard dick going in and out of her mouth, I came.
>>12555618
>>12555657gross dude
>>12555645>sell gun>have sex with a griffon
>>12555645Execution
>>12555655
>>12555583>tfw you think you're such an unsavory creature that you've withdrawn completely>tfw no-one cares one way or the other
>>12555661>pawn shop owner/engineer buys gun off you>disassembles it>figures out how to reproduce it>buys you drinks
>>12555670>simian warfaregod dammitgot me
>>12555670
>>12555571>Twilight will never be that cute again
>>12555688this.
>>12555684I don't know why I even scanned that one.
more [warfare]
I'VE DONE EVERYTHING ALONETHERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN PONE
>>12555692What was it?
i want to jam a stick of dynamite up Fluttershy's ass and light the fuse.
>>12555688>tfw purpledork is now magicprincess
>>12555696Nor are there heroes left in man.
>>12555681>They have all the technology necessary to make weapons, just no knowledge of them>Provide designs and approximate working, they can fill in the gaps through trial and error and science>thousands of years of technological development in barely over a decade>Blitzkrieg Equestria
>>12555701i want to shove my fist inside her pussy and pull her uterus out.
>>12555684http://saucepls.info/A/12/gorilla_warfare.mp3
8 foals
>>12555704So I'm breaking out tonight.
>>12555708>>12555701don't cut yourself on the edges brony /)
>>12555708What if she already had a hysterectomy?
>>12555708I want to turn her inside out, punch her in the spleen and then turn her outside in again.
>>12555704Yo..does Megaman have a Protoman costume in Smash?!YO DO THEY REMIX WHISTLE CONCERT IN SMASH?!
Artists who have improved dramatically, and pone examples pls.
>>12555713unf
>>12555701>it just barely produces a faint toot
>>12555725Wo don't know yet.
>>12555725it's a shoop bro
W-we couldn't fit it all in
>>12555729My dick has grown an inch since I started watching ponew
pony would paint you as a monster
>>12555735FUCK
>>12555737TRY HARDER
>>12555737>OPPPIt's been so long
[bonbon strut]
>>12555738My dick's only grown hard since I started watching pone.
>>12555737That's okay, little ponies.
>>12555727best background pony
>>12555713>you will never be an Apple mare and make tons of foals with your stallion
>>12555729I think the default answer last year would have been SB
>>12555753>liking autismal furry terrible music background pony
>>12555745pone hasn't learned anything from previous episodes then
>>12555753I know, Lyra's pretty great
>>12555753Fun fact: Hasbro considers Vinyl to be a secondary character like Big Mac or Cherilee
>>12555729I can't provide a pony example, because he improved dramatically AFTER all but totally quitting ponies.
>>12555734I'm betting his green costume is Quint.
>>12555776nah they just know she sells well
>>12555778Good.
>tfw my piss smells like oat mealNow someone can guess I like the show by the smell of my piss.
>>12555776>Hasbrowhat do they have to do with pone
>>12555762>being bait incarnate
>>12555790ARE YOU CRAZY?!
>>12555729SB. JB. Jalm. I'm not entirely sure what ForMLPGAnons skill level was before he started drawing ponies but he improves pretty quick, too.
>>12555776That's because they dived ponies in three categoriesmain charactersSecondary charactersAnd BG charactersBG characters have no importance and are chosen randomly for pony crowds. Vinyl isn't there since she has a role (DJ) so she isn't a BG pony
>>12555788It's good that he only gets good after he stops drawing for us?
>>12555805Yes. We were holding him back.
>>12555705>Bring your ideas of conquest before the Griffon King>He states that the griffon army will never march against Celestia as long as he is on the throne>Offers to wager his crown in combat (he does this for everyone who comes to him with crazy ideas that don't make any sense)>You're also approached by a bandit who tells you of a local mercenary who's interested in your ideas
>>12555729What do I win
>>12555814All these other artists listed still draw tons of horses.
>>12555826But none of them will improve as much as Corwin.
>>12555839Most of them already have! Why do you care?
>>12555802>I'm not entirely sure what ForMLPGAnons skill level was before he started drawing ponies but he improves pretty quick, too.I had thought he'd started with ponies.
>>12555814Oh boy, this shit again!
>>12555822My affection.
>>12555843Some have, but not as much as Corwin has (and is still).
>>12555846Yeah, that was my assumption too but I wasn't 100% sure
>>12555852I guess that's all i'm getting
>>12555873Draw more and you'll get more from more people, you scrotelord.
>>12555873What, you want a pony or something? I'm not a miracle worker.
>>12555796No, just a normal fella with piss that smells like oat meal.
>>12555888qt/3.14
>>12555822a butt touch
>>12555888would waifu/10
>>12555880I used to take requests until I started thinking about why anyone would want something I drew>>12555896SWEET
>>12555858As much as he's improved, and even though he's a cool person, I still don't find his work very appealing from a formal point of view
Pony just touched your butt.
>>12555896that's a huge differencewhere even is the butt on the left one
Cute
>>12555910Then it's opinions then.
>>12555896I think you colored the bottom of the bear wrongUnless your pony is a lot wider than I thought
>>12555901>he doesn't waifu Celestia
>>12555908>I used to take requests until I started thinking about why anyone would want something I drewThat warm feeling when someone draws something specifically for you.
>>12555915Holy shit I love it
>>12555922It is. He's a really chill dude and I like him as a person, and his work can be really funny and everything, I just don't think it's particularly pretty.
Cosplay contest at galacon is about to start
What did the doctor say, Applejack?
>>12555942Wait, there are two cons going on at once?
>>12555908Congratulations, you are effectively trying to skirt the honor system for names.Quitchyer bitchin' and draw me a horse.
>>12555951>>12555934Alright fgts, what kind of horse do you wants
>>12555932I do
>>12555950Yeah, Galacon in Germany is at the same time.
>>12555958A cheating harshwhinny
>>12555944AJ just looks annoyed, mostlyAB probably doesn't get to skip school
>>12555931it's one of her armsalso that's like a year or so old so it doesnt matter anymore
>>12555958This kind.
>>12555958This one.Bonus points if you actually go for show accuracy.
>>12555967I'll fug you up>>12555973>>12555979What do you want these comic pones to be doing
>>12555988Trading kisses for goops
>>12555988Smoochies
>>12555992I second the motion.
>>12555944She has severe hypoappleia.The only cure is apples
>>12555988this>>12555992bonus points if it's a sloppy, passionate makeout
>>12555992>>12556000>>12556002Excellent choices sirs, you guess what I was going to make them do.
>>12556016>in a tub of goop
>>12556023unf
>>12555971Oh, whoops I thought it was newAnd yeah, I can see thatI should have noticed the tumblrbot thing
How do you deal with your obsessions, mlpg? I almost broke down the other day.
>>12555979>All those bitsImpossible. The ratio of mares to stallions is 80 to 20 in equestria. Any stallion should have 0 problems getting a free kiss.
>>12556067Which ones anon?
>>12556067Which kind of obsession?I just drown everything with pone.
>>12555915>That sidemouth on derpyoh god what
>>12556076But would they get a kiss from a mare as pretty as her?
>>12556076probably mares
>>12556076Mares go to her stall too, Anon
>>12556067With depression.
>>12556091>>12556090>widely accepted lesbian cultureunf
>>12556111I donæt like it.
>>12556126don't*
pls stop projecting your fetishes onto pone
>>12556097harem culture is frowned upon and otherwise most ponies won't get someone to love
>>12556132I concur.
>>12556132What if pone is projecting him-/herself onto my fetishes?
>>12556144Pone isn't real
>>12556154Says who?
>>12556132but it's fun
>>12556132I don't. My waifu is a pure maiden, free of any fetishes.
>>12556154>Pony isn't realOh you're one of those that didn't make it to Equestria
>>12556161>implying
>>12556067I drown out my numerous mental problems with self hate and alcoholAnd lots of cryingEvery single night
Would you Max out pony's social link?
Daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
>>12556168But she is, Anon.
TF and vore are terrible fetishes.
>>12556132
>>12556182nopersona a shit
>>12556182DRAW TANDRAW
>>12556218there are lots of terrible fetishes and TF is awesome
>>12556134>tfw if i was a male in equestria on my coming of age party a mare would be provided for me to take my seed (masturbation by males isnt allowed if there isnt a mare to take/enclose the sperm).
convince me to fap, MLPG.
>>12556067An image folder!
>>12556240https://docs.google.com/folder/d/0B8hzFno-KzEScC1sWlNwRlozeG8/edit?pli=1
>>12556224Draw what?
Remember when Twilight turned Applejack into a stallion, and you were like "They know about that fetish!", but then it turned out it was just Big Mac painted to look like Applejack, and then you were like "They know about that OTHER fetish!"?
>>12556219kek
>>12556240if you don't masturbate you'll end up like these peoplehttp://derpy.me/rNoFap
>>12556250Anon and Rarity cuddling on the couch.Or holding eachother in front of the fire place
>>12556246that's a pretty good image folder there anon
>>12556182>Applejack with glassesMy little pony can't be this cute
>>12556219>just the word fetish>Not projecting a horsecock onto her crotch
>>12556250something instead of dumping your shitty pics
>>12556263Thanks man!
>>12556273hhnngg/10
>>12556273How scandalous, I thought luna called dibs.
>>12556273I bet that triggered his flight instinct>you will never get kissed on the cheek by a princess
>>12556281Why would you want me to draw if that's how you feel about them, then?
>>12556291That's Luna, look at the bangs and the crown
>>12556291That is Luna, Celestia doesn't have the bang but instead one strand of hair hanging down from behind her ear.
>>12556291I'm pretty sure that is supposed to be Luna.
>>12556307because it'd be something new at least
>>12556314it's clearly a picture of Cadence kissing r63 Ribbonthat's rediv's favorite pony, remember?
>>12556321Oh ok, I get it, so you can call the next new thing "shit". Sure thing pally.
>>12556331it may be shit, but t least it's new content. rather have that thann the same shit posted always.
>>12556328dont tempt me
>>12556342Get bent.
>no images of cadence turning her husband into a mare and making love to herIm dissapointed fandom
>>12556328That's not what I imagine R63 Red Ribbon looks like
>>12556348do iti want to see a genderbent ribbonhe better be chubby
>>12556348rediv pls>>12556357
>>12556357I wish to be turned into a mare by Cadence
>>12556246Fluttershy a shit
>>12556356>i'd rather post the same couple of pics every time instead of doing new work
>>12556372>I'd rather complain about shit that doesn't matter at all in threads.
>>12556371You're a shit
>>12556377pone a shit
>>12556377You a double shit
>>12556362okay, I'll draw it>>12556365okay, but I have a few other requests to finish too
>>12556381You a triple shit
>>12556365>>12556368Idea for comic:Panel 1: shiny says something about females that cadence doesn't likePanel 2: turns him into a mare while he sleepsPanel 3: him in shock looking in mirrorPanel 4: shit eating grin cadence walking into guard lot to see how her husband dealt with her punishmentPanel 5: female shiny instead wearing slutty clothing and hitting on other guards.
>>12556388yay
Can we be /fetish/ now?
>>12556406>>>/unf/
>>12556406No. Never again.
>>12556398you a shit twice my size
>>12556406noonly vanilla homosexual horse intercourse
>>12556406Sure, if we're gonna' be a morning thread, we might as well just shift to being completely terrible. We already have meta shitposting, might as well cover it in a fine coat of shit that doesn't have to do with the show aside from fetishes we project onto fictional characters.
>>12556421you a shit thrice MY size
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=4Galacon is live with something
How much would you pay for a well made Plushie? And what if it is >pic related ?
>>12556442Cosplay contest I guess
>>>/co/52579626I know that this is one of you people
remember when pon compltely befed it?
>no beach episode
>>12556444$40.
>>12556444I've already paid a lot for well made plushiesI wouldn't buy that though, fluttershy's on my low tier list
>>12556461>fluttershy apron thingflutterfags.jpg
>>12556444I paid 25$ for the really good Twilight one
>>12556460Good
>>12556432you a shit larger than me always and forever
>>12556467pic?
>>12556484you a shit that's even bigger than that!
>>12556484>>12556495you're both faggotscut it out
>>12556488
>>12556510You a double faggot
>>12556488it's the 4DE one
>>12556529wow that's good.
>>12556529>buying water
>>12556460>EqG will get the beach episode
http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=1AKR & Larson starting soonJessy soon on 2
>>12556560*THE
>>12556529Is that a Dell Optiplex 745? Do you work for the government?
>>12556547>implying that's bad
>>12556560You're right. It is.
>>12556589>implying anything EG can be not awful
>>12556589At least thanks to EQG we have a size chart.
>>12556601too smallI refuse to accept it
>>12556601We had several size charts before this, and EG humans are way taller than normal humans anyway.
>>12556601We don't know how high the EqG are
>>12556529>Getting a fake ThinkpadWhy
>>125566092small2purple
>>12556601too smalli prefer my ponies biggerenough so that my crotch is around eye or mouth level
>>12556601>These ponies are little>My Little PoniesHOLY FUCK MIND BLOWN
>>12556627alright, have some pink
>>12556633>we don't actually own the ponies
>>12556638So aside from FiW9, has anything happened over the past few days?
>>12556643>he doesn't own a ponyget a load of this guy?
>>12556650oops, didn't meant to quote that post
>>12556650Where can I watch FiW9? It's not on sherclop.com
>>12556601...I prefer the Candy cane chart
And to bed I go.
It shall begin
Om man oh god oh man oh god. Chad is ded. Thred is ded. We are ded. Ñмерть. We are the dedest. Ded 4 life, ded for death. I am ded. You are ded. We are all ded, we have been ded from the begging. This is all our ded-dream. Why else would I horse rp for 6 weeks straight? Death is the dedliest of all.
>>12556671we're only like a hundred images inyou can post pink ponies here if you want
Old thread Forum: http://theanonsofequestria.freeforums.org/index.phpActive list:http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERXMaster list:http://pastebin.com/xGf9RcL9Completed Stories list:http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gPie Club:http://pastebin.com/v8cMpK0QStories Sorted by Pony:http://pastebin.com/XbWV5sHM
Oh god, what?
>>12556659http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n442GmB_G0
i cri evertim
>>12556685I would that Sombra
Livesmutanon outs pretty much the only good thing to come out of EQG.
Jessy's on in Moon stram, Mic the Mic has thankfully not arrived yet
>>12556690It's manual spam, report it and hope the janitor is prompt.
>"You humans do what!?"
IMPLYING MANUAL
>>12556705too bad there are no fans of the fandom here who would watch that shit over the writers panel
AUSTISM THREAD.KGO.
>mfw the shit one is more expensiveIm a rarifag, but why is this even a question? The left one is better in every way.
>>12556705She's probably taking up at least 3 seats
>those hands
>>12556705He'll show up I'm sure.You can always count on him to make an ass of himself.
Its sort more like you do your best to raise a child, you nurture and care for it, then that child is taken away from you for reasons. And one day, some guy comes up to you and tells you that he thinks the new parents are doing a much better job than you ever did.
What is this about?
>>12556732
>Inb4 people get b& for reporting post that don't break the rules>>12556766This thread is shitposting all day.
TWILIGHT CONFIRMED FOR SEASON 4
>>12556777yay
I'm going to kill myself instead of facing my problems, MLPG
>>12556782>AutofelattioUnf
>>12556786killing yourself is hardif I had the endurance and conviction to kill myself I wouldn't have most of my problemsyou should just do nothing
>Unicharm -> Alicorn AmuletHasbro confirmed for turning things to shit by ruining scripts after they were written.
Fuck white straight men. You are the cancer of the world.
>>12556786Do it, faggot.
>>12556818>Fuck white straight menI have
>>12556798
WHERE'S JESSY
Fuck you, I voted Rainbow Dash.
this
>>12556833>implying Big Mac would need it
Does a cannon work?
>>12556847watch the writer panel, you fucking brony.
>>12556861WHICH ROOM IS IT BEING STREAMED FROM
>>12556852there's a difference between need and want
>shut your trap>your trap>trapDont care bro long as its warm
>>12556847In the Moon Hall.
This little horsey is a hot ass milf
>requesting image of Twilight Snake doing the same pose
Wow, Jessy got uglier.
>>12556760Biiizaam!
http://gyazo.com/f1f35d40dfa4d151c0b6b8786582b833Well guys, we did it, Shrek in Equestria has finally been approved! Lets celebrate by giving plenty of stories to our favorite onion eating ogre!SHREK TAKES OGRE!
>>12556866main hall, it says so right under the fucking embedded stream, dork.
>Implying they arent already
I dont care who wins as long as its not Twhylicorn. The only hope we have of goading them into, if not fixing, but at least applying some course-correction to that shit is to never let up letting them know how badly they fucked up.
>tfw you will never have a Fluttershy thread without shitposters and hugboxers
Is that Jessy?Is that LK?
>>12556901I'M ILLITERATE YOU DORK
>>12556911that's LK in blue and GR wearing the red stripes
>>12556911Look at that double chin on Jessy
>>12556879Kinda fitting
>>12556921in the super mario shirt?
>celestia song was inspired by disney beauty and the beastNO ONE SAYS NO TO CELESTIA
Willdrawforfood (Ask Surprise), UC77 (Hotblooded Pinkie Pie), Jessy (Pallet Swap), Sally (Gamer Luna), Mic the Microphone, AleximusPrime
>>12556911LK isn't there.Jessy is on the right.
>>12556932yes exactly
>switch over to the moon hall out of curiosity>those fagets can't even look at the audience but just stare at the tableWhy are they even allowed to hold a panel?
>super gay sea serpent song
>Stephen Magnet song cutall my why
>>12556953>>12556957So much upset
Kissybit gets "handsy" when ponies tip more bits than the usual
I guess that's what I get for switching through the streams
>>12556911who are these 5 attendances?
>>12556981some nobodies from the fandom.
>/co/ shows up and immediately tries to take the panel off topic
>>12556970I just wanted to tell you that you are my enemy
>>12556981supposedly: >>12556939
i wonder what the vietnam veteran is going to ask
>>12556995HEY MAN DO YOU GUYS LIKE GABBITY PALLS
which pone has the best haircut
>>12557000Which one of them is the loser next to Will who stares at the table the whole time?
>>12557023
>>12556939how surprising MS and JJ aren't invited
>>12557023Fluttershy
>>12556460Beach episodes are for plebs. Real patricians admire snow episodes.
Well howdy Mr. Human. Would you like some apple cake?
Alright ponyfags, nice job getting the best -- or not-so-best -- pone up to the top of the ranks. Now all weve gotta do it keep it that way till September. Lets keep this raid going for the sake of raging ponyfags! Remember, this isnt for making Rarafags happy, its for the the other ponyfags wholl rage when Rarity wins.Cast your vote for Rara here : http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/mlpfim-fan-favorite/?adFree=true
>>12557050we already had at least two snow episodes
>>12557050I only like snow episodes when they're not chrismas episodes
me too!
Fluttershy would be so patrish what are you talking about shes obviously the most cultured did you see how she analyzed Raritys sewing techniques?
>>12557055I'm more in the mood for some of your apple pie.
"I cant hang her, shes, mostly, innocent. What the court decides is justice. She could get help with the Guard or not. Also Two stallions and a mare carry a comatose filly back to her parents. Hello prison." "See she agrees miss...?"
The one-stop shop for all your human-to-pony transformation needs.New writers, readers, and artists always more than welcome!>Old thread:Archived at >>http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/12001182>MLPchan backup:>>http://mlpchan.net/fic/res/6087.html>Story archive and additional links and materials:http://derpy.me/PonyTFOfficial /soc/-type chatters in ptfg on irc.rizon.netNewcomers always welcome.
>>12557101Yes?
>>12557099Shitty panel. Everyone's mumbling and staring at the table.
>>12556890
>>12557040JJ is in Galacon and MS is masturbating to kids.Besides MS isn't really fandom friendly.
>>12557099That's inappropriate contact.No means no.
>>12557119watch the writers panel. it is actually interesting and about the show.
>>12557135woah, when did this become a thing?
Horrible comparisons. She was commisioned to do a new MLP show for the owners of the MLP brand. it was never hers. It was never going to be hers. She should know that more than anyone since shes been dealing with TV executives for 2 decades now.It was never her show and if she put so much heart into it that leaving it makes her feel bad so many years later she honestly should have NOT.
>>12557139when manual spam hit
>>12557040JJ went to Galacon.According to the thread on /mlp/ Galacon is better than BroneCon, at least in regards to the amount of Spaghetti. I kinda regret not going and hanging out with Kev.
>>12557139Never, it's apart of the spam.
>Muh tripsI hope you continue this masterpiece sometime in the future, good sir.
Can we get a pinkie thread, please?
>>12557119Yeah. I feel my testosterone degrading just from watching them.
pony with gun thread
>>12557155>>12557165I know that, but there's a ton of content in that pastebin so I guess it's been a general for a while?
>>12557158Kraut plsWhy would you want to draw horsedicks in public?
>>12557158>Galacon is better than BroneConThat's because Americans have no inhibitions and lack a sense of shame
>first time back in a week or so>'oh no yeah we were show discussion a few threads ago' was the last excuse for the shitstorm>now manual spamYou're making this tough, MLPG.
There was a Derpy figurine for $120!?Was it just a "special edition" vinyl or something?
how sad do you have to even be to set up a script to manual spam a single thread
>>12557205>>>12557221>script>manual spam
Need help. Need a way to have Fluttershy be my sister. Any ideas /MLP/?
australia has a heck of a selection of animals dosnt it.I visited the sydney opera house a few years back.and a simple walk in the park became a game of who could find the biggest spider with my brother
>>12557205Fuck off Art
>>12557205Yeah, because we're doing this on purpose just to spite you specifically.
you guys are watching main?
>>12557198cosplaying is hard work
Thors hammer since you pretty much described the odinsleep.
>>12557205It's not our fault.We still could be discussing the show(as if there's anything left), but Bronycon is happening so we're watching the streams.
>>12557246I was, but I'm quickly losing interestI think I'm gonna go sleep
wheres our fucking janitor, this guy is obviously using 4chan paid accountseriously who pays money to spam
>>12557194But I use capitalization, how could I be Kraut?I actually asked Kraut if he would go there, but he didn't want to.
>>12557271thanks
>>12557275The janitor was here to delete like two posts and then just gave up, pretty disheartening.
>>12557255So far the writers panel looks good. Maybe that'll give us something to discuss.Are there any other panels which aren't brony waking coming up?
>>12557279I'm surprised people would confuse you for him Spaerk
>Older males asks if the writers pander to bronies>Younger kids actually ask about the show.
>Applejack cake
YEAH, EAT THAT PONY OUT, LARSON
>>12557352Someone's manually spamming with /b/ posts.
.... I dont have to explain why I like the things I like to you.
Parking, rewriting, lurking.
>>12557316Same procedure as every year, Anon.
Frank ocean is my waifu btw u wanna cum in my tree home? Its open and my Anus is ready > ASAP
Requesting ponies other than Rarity with white coats.Prodick: You cant
Sense that was on a minecraft map, I thought I would post one from a minecraft mod.
Time to make a Ponka script !
>>12557364That's him too.There were two posts with that same image before the spam started.
>>12557341>filenamePreview picture of the cake
>cake at broneconI with the burndened could show up and eat some of it ;_;
Stealth cruiser,Keep one person in the medbay at all times
>>12557405the burdened was sold at auction
Beat it over a year ago.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFzZWrX5gp8
>>12557364>>12557393that is an ancient /b/ reaction image.delayclose hasn't been relevant for years.before you ask, i left that shithole in early 2008. good fucknig riddance.
>>12557424i know, hence the ";_;"
What the fuck is going on?
You fucked it up.
>>12557451it's manual spamreport it all
>"So I heard you wanted to fuck a pony..."
>>12557465sorry, the only pink ponies I want to fuck are also princesses
>>12557475rediv pls
>>12557495I like Pinkie Pie too
>tfw rediv is 'reserved';_;
>>12557531rediv is for nonsexual cuddling onlydo you even waifu?
>>12557541no.
>>12557531I'm single, I didn't mean it likeI don't know
>>12557544Should I teach you how to?
>>12557548I don't think I want that sort of lifestyle
>>12557545Why do you keep using this thread as some kind of dating portal?
>>12557552You can be a waifufag and still have a life, though
>>12557548no.
>>12557554As long as you only test it when no one's using the thread
>>12557559I don't
>>12557554hahaha, okay, dude, thanks. Stop by if you ever want to spam again.
>we can't see rediv's buttgoodso, how about that pone
>>12557554Nothing really going on anywayJust try not to bother people when they're actually talking about shit
>>12557587>implying we haven't seen redbuttTrigger warning: redbutthttp://i.imgur.com/OpLnY3L.png
>>12557554Get hit by a fucking lorry.
>>12557607jesus christ
>>12557607Is that secondfourth? crotchtit new?
>>12557587She's shown in on her stream before.
>>12557608We're watching con streams right now so the thread is mostly unused.Also, if you're just testing, why don't you make it filterable? Make it use a name or a trip, or a custom bit of text in every post, whatever.
>>12557607that picture triggered me in the right way
>>12557619yeah>>12557618yeah>>12557633ew gross
>>12557630because that was the whole point.he could have used any other dead thread, but it had to be this one.
Oh jesus
>>12557650It looks weirdToo low or curved wrongLike it couldn't be actually attached to her body
>>12557630Because he wanted to shit up the thread. It's probably one of those people who have a grudge against MLPG for some reason.
>>12557666It sure looks like it from his posts>They are always talking about shit
>>12557661It probably shouldn't be there at all, but editing it out was a hassle I didn't want to bother withI also didn't do a very good job of blending the new anus
>read and practice after Loomis>Before we advance go draw circles till you can draw them correctlyYOU FAGGOTS SAID THE CIRCLE THING WAS A JOKE
>>12557698We say a lot of things. And then we say a lot of things are jokes.Not even we know which ones are the jokes anymore
>>12557698Picasso couldn't draw circles, and look at him.
>>12557717lmj pls go drink your Hi-C
>JJ panel at Galacon is really just about him and MolestiaWow...
>>12557698It was never a joke, mate.Good luck.
>>12557717I CAN'THE'S DEAD
>>12557666>>12557653I figured it was the same guy from like a year agoHis script even did pretty much the same thingYeah, he's an ass, but not really an unreasonable assI don't think he wants to hurt this thread so much as just get attention from itHe could do a lot more damage just shitposting, spam doesn't really have any effect on the thread aside from post numbers going up. People just skim over itIts almost a stockholm syndrome thing
>>12557735Exactly .Circles are the way to immortality
>>12557753wait what
>>12557765Nigga half of her day is spent drawing circlesAnd the sun looks like a circle does it not?
>>12557765>Celestia can draw perfect circles>With her mouth
WE ARE STRONG
>>12557741There were better places he could have gone.The only reason he came here was because he dislikes us and know the moderators here are unbelievably lax.
>>12557781I had a friend who could tie knots in cherry stalks with her mouth.
SEES BAD SEES BAD
>no babs seed in 04thank fuck
>pony ass swords
unf unf filly transformation unf
>moving out and little sister is helping me clear room>i fukken quadruple checked for any horrifying stuff before>she finds a pinkie toy and bottle of baddragon lube in on of my desk drawerswell that was awkward as hell since no one knew i was into ponies at all i kept it secret.
>>12557796I don't see the problem with that.
>>12557847I wonder if she connected the cumlube in any way with the Pinkie toy
>>12557853>taking capping with time changed to minutesfucking retarded
>>12557883i wish there was an option to show both at once
>>12557847>not getting up super early so you can clear your room before anyone else is even upIt's your own fault.
we ded
Pretend
Where is bronycon being strammed? Ponykart?
>>12557950http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=1
>>12557950>caring
Those flasks looked kinda niceI want one with Celestias CM...
>>12557950Yes. Main Hall is streaming the vendor hall and Galacon is JJ
>>12557971Estrus flasks?
>>12557968Writers panel was/is(?) going on a while ago.Gives us something to laugh at too.
>>12557993I don't get it
>>12557993Exactly.>tfw you will never take a sip out of the Estrus Flask
>>12557968Are you fucking serious? MLPG always watches this shit for something to laugh at. Are you new?
DED
Guys I'm scared.
I really don't get why people like dark souls.
>Add a boomerang>Make it the strongest in game weapon>It can only be used by Applebloom who has the second lowest base attack stat of any character
>>12558052>>12558159only 7 posts in 11 minutes. We really ded this time.
>>12558173We're fine.There are times during the night/morning that are this slow.
>>12558172The Final Fantasy 6 school of game design, I see.
>>12558170Interesting world and characters, fun combat with different ways to playWhy don't you like it?
>>12558178I haven't seen MLPG this ded since a long time ago which I don't remember.
>>12558170What I really don't get why people think it's hard. I played it and fund it enjoyable, not hard. Then again maybe i'm just getting old (been a game since '88).All the kids of this gen grew up on piss easy casual crap.
>>12558170I don't understand how people couldn't, it's a great single player and co-op experience.
New attack soon, fellow Titan.
>>12558200Yeah it really isn't hard, but fair. It's kinda like monster hunter where you need to adjust your playstyle to the rules of the game, can't just button mash and get a sick combo or something.
and then Twh fucked up
>>12558200Yeah, it's not really that hard. It's just that you will die a bunch of times when you play it for the first time - apparently everyone expects that he can beat a game in the first try by now.
>>12558200because modern games baby you so much that when they play a real game they think its the hardest game ever
>>12558205today?
Let's not do this /v/Please go.
>>12558191Well from what I heard it's not exactly story heavy, the RPG elements are reduced to stats,the lore isn't as deep as other games but is nice and mysterious,the game isn't actually hard and the multiplayer is iffy.From the videos and screens it's not that graphically intensive and the setting and tone might not be generic high fantasy but it certainly isn't enthralling.
>>12558205what episode is it now?I fell behind after 14
>>12558200tldr kids never played games with any challenge and grew up total casuals. it's funny when i hear cod babies think they are badass with their slow iron sights bullshit. They would get slaughtered in quake/ut
>>12558266>>>/v/
>>12558256Why don't you actually play it then?
>>12558286Because it would be a waste of time of to play something I clearly wouldn't be interested in.
>>12558294Then don't ask about the appeal.
>>12558294Then don't ask about it. I'm sorry you want to pass on probably the best game of this gen.
>>12558306>Best gameHahahahahaDaSdrones
>>12558316She's a slut, I'm not getting off the table.
>>12558325Incoming angry cuddlesex bestiality porn with FS.
>>12558316i want to be snuggled forcefully by fluttershy
Sooo many MLPGers are going to come back pregnant after this weekend
So how is popularfag con? Did someone bomb it yet?
>>12558349>popularfaguhthis isn't high school bro
>>12558346There aren't any girls from MLPG there besides Jessy and she's really ugly.
>>12558346i think jessy is the only mlpg grill there, unless we turn this into another tiresome mpreg joke as we did with xieril
>>12558346I would hate to see the horrid abominations.
>>12558349The streams weren't too interesting by now. The writers stream was acceptable apart from dumbfucks asking questions which have been asked a bazillion times already, the tumblr panel was just some awkward people mumbling into their non-existent beards why would anyone even go there when its at the same time as the writers panel..The two guys going through the vendor hall was kinda funny though. I'd be tempted to buy some of that stuff if the prices weren't too absurd.
>>12558367Jessy would never become pregnant.But I've seen even worse women producing children, so it might be possible
>>12558346>implying two males can get pregnant
>>12558354Oh wow! You need mental help you are in such denial.
>>12558389you have to be 18+ to browse 4chan
>>12558367>>12558361You all aren't girls?
>>12558378>asking questions which have been asked a bazillion times alreadyThen why even have this con now instead of closer to Season 4 when they can actually talk about stuff?This is so dumb
>>12558398
>>12558405the cons are scheduled well in advance of any knowledge about that
>>12558361>implying we aren't all girls in here pretending to be men
>>12558378>>12558399Dooks and LK are girls.
>>12558379>ifw Jessy will be spinster foever
What if Derpy though Scootaloo how to fly?
>>12558420I wish
>>12558420I wish...
>>12558420I'm pretty sure SB's a grill too
>>12558426what if someone though you how to write
>>12558426Scoots can't fly.
>>12558426Why are they in hell?
Whoever wins, we loose
GG is a grill
>>12558432No he is a pasty brony stereotypical looking brony. And he doesnt look like jack black.
>>12558459and kraut is a grill
>>12558455>implying it's even a contestMegas can't loose. It's literally imposible for him not to win
>>12558451She'll fly.You'll see. She'll fly like a pro
>>12558419>girls pretending to be men pretending to be the pretty ponyIt all makes sense now
>>12558479Big O is a walking tank ! Megas dont stand a chance bro.
>>12558479>a megas piloted by a shitty OCNo, they all lose. At life.
>>12558484She'll crash, unable to take flight, but she'll take the news like a champ.
>>12558479Megas only wins consistently because coop is batshit insane
>>12558492You know too well that Megas has a button for everything.
