Prettiest princess editionOld horse: >>12546081
Cloudchaser>Flitter>shit tier pegasuses
>>12551350Is this related to that "stars in the daytime" filename you posted earlier?I like it
>>12551372>no link to EqGthanks for nothing, linkboard
>>12551379Is there a high def version up? I could add that link to it if its up.
>>12551390Take that back!
>>12551390rediv please come to EFNW next year
MLP is in desperate need of a male alicorn, aligned something good.So far the high ranking men have only been chaos gods and power hungry bastards that love depressed societies. It's hitting too close to reality.
I'm drunk guys
so are we playing l4d2 or whatI want to versus you dorks
>>12551379While I can't imagine why you would want to watch it, it's on yayponies along with everything else.
>>12551409Shinning armor, fancy pants and hoity toity are all respectable figures of high standing
>>12551405I plan on it
>>12551415Is it still 126.96.36.199:27056 ?
>>12551413But thats a download, not a video.>>12551431Thanks. Give me a second.
hey look, it's another new pony with the best manecut
>>12551412draw fluttershy sitting on rarity's face
>>12551449THAT CHEATING BASTARD
>>12551456God dammit I'll try
>>12551471Do you have a full story with them planned out?
Do you think it would be alright if I ink/colored the Marker Pony Jessy did?
>>12551430But they don't have wings or godhood.
>>12551441I have no idea
Comic Shining Armor>Show Shining Armor
xieril, are you still looking to do commissions for skull girls?
Previous Thread>>12546081[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 7.7 5/22/13---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralCurrent General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.--- 1080p HD OF EQG --- :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLIKPS4gsT4Download links for episodes, comics, and books:All Seasons: http://derpy.me/Z18riAll Seasons: http://yayponies.euFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.netMLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlpFiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who in MLPG (and other list of scripts, sites, and programs):http://derpy.me/WhosWho (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Lists of Scripts:http://pastebin.com/CMdmNvRREvents:http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://derpy.me/mlpgn (MLPG Nexus)Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.phpDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streamsDrawings Requests doc:http://derpy.me/hYSflArt reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmlMore links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneralArchiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
>>12551496noColoring marker pony is forbiddenyou don't want us to have to drive you out, do you?
1 - Practice Drawing2 - Practice French
>>12551496No, I think Jessy would get mad at you and leave MLPG forever.
>>12551513at least post the good version man
>>12551409>male alicorn>he's the military commander>we finally find out what equestria's guard actually does>brings twilight to the warfront>nothing but ponies tackling dogs and hugging them for miles around>screams of agony echo across the battlefield>"I KIND OF LIKE IT">defeated dogs walking back with soldiers for some tea and cake
>>12551526I'm a retardOdds - DrawingEvens - French
>>12551526I guess 0 and 3-9 were masturbate, huh?
God, girl Shiny makes my dick hard.I'd fucker her to the sound of my favorite surf rock album.
>>12551370twilight don't do that, you'll go blind
>>12551501Well, there's no females with godhood, either, but it is pretty odd that there's not really a high-powered flying pony. Soarin' isn't even team captain.
>>12551544No, i'm just a retard >>12551543
>>12551431Why is that preview image Twilight as a pony and Flash as a pony?
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>>12551555I know I was just teasing you. Have fun with your French.
>>12551543Draw Sweetie and Scoot tickling each other
>>12551546In a past life, she was quite the surfer...
What is Cadance surfs?
>>12551541How are they going to fight the changelings with that kind of tactic?
>>12551566because Twily and Flash are both ponies?
>>12551568Odds were drawing>>12551569Oh gosh, that sounds hard.D-don't expect anything good.
>>12551575please color it jessy is going to be happy.
>>12551589Yes, but at what point does that actually happen in the film? Is there something after the credits I missed?
>>12551551>His cutie mark is on his suit>he is the only one that has a more ornate mark on his suit>he even is the first one in team formation>The entire team use a simplified version of his cutie mark on their suits>he\s not the captainTHIS IS SOME MAJOR BULLSHIT
>>12551574I for one would like to see 63 shining steal flash. Shining Flash? Sentryarmor? We need a ship name.
>>12551574>>12551331W-why do I find this so attractive? And why do I want to stick my dick in it?
>>12551613He might be a founding member and the best flyer, but spitfire might do the whole leadership and organization thing better
>>12551613Deal with it nerd
>>12551617Because you want a laddette
>>12551546>Surfer chick>not a Valleygirl>"Like ohmigawsh HI-eeeee!"
>>12551613It's the matriarchy keeping the man down, fucking glass ceiling.
>>12551575I miss this show, someone should marathon it
>>12550724But CN Finished Lyoko. I remember just like it was the other day. Each day I planted myself in the telelvision when season 4 came around
>you will never be rule 63'd
What humans find cute is determined by what our offspring look like when they're at their most vulnerable. Ours have large eyes in proportion to their faces and large heads in proportion to their bodies, so that's what we like. Ponies look like that.Ponies would have no reason to find humans cute or attractive.
>>12551613Those slight bags under his eyes could imply that he's older. Maybe he's getting close to retirement and stepped down to leave leadership to promising new blood like Spitfire.Or this>>12551628
>>12551622>combining my fetish and best ponyI... uh... I need a minute...
>>12551603it happens in the DYEWTS part, but I don't know what exactly you're talking about when you say "preview image"
>>12551649But Crysalis doesn't live with her.
i remember when these threads were good
>>12551656But pony babies have tiny eyes in proportion to their faces
>>12551613What if Spitfire and Soarin are both captains?Spitfire is in charge of public apparitions and training, since Soarin seems to be kinda of a dofus and not someone I'd let to handle public relations. He's in charge of the team itself, you know what tricks they do, and things during shows you know.
>>12551670He is going to appear in the show. MARK MY WORD!
>>12551654>you will never be a pony
>>12551688Those eyes are huge, and so are their heads.
>>12551670If you have YouTube Embed enabled, the embedded player has an image of pony Flash and Pony Flash gazing at each other longingly in the light of a full moon.
>>12551684I think you're remembering wrong.
>>12551641I prefer my laid back stoner surfer girl, thank you very much.
>>12551697Those eyes are tiny compared to standard pony eyes.
>>12551690I like this comic
>>12551656>but dogs have plenty>anon goes to equestria>constantly hit on by doge tourists
>>12551713Shinning armor is military to the core, she does not do drugsShe's high on life man.
>>12551656We already know pony finds human attractive though
>>12551707see, that would have been useful to post in the first place>>12551699pretty sure that's just a custom fanart thumbnail
>>12551670What annoys me is that all the people that saw it before said that for some reason Flash knew what happened in the human world or that it was hinted that he knew.He didn't. At all.
Wait, so Shining Armor is a gaming nerdDoes that mean 63 Shining is a gamer girl?
Is no one wondering why the Equestria Girls weren't booed out of the cafeteria for starting a 'flash mob' musical number wearing kitty ears?
>>12551753She's a ca/tg/irl
>>12551746he never bumped into her before as a ponyso his line makes no sense
>>12551757TUNK TUNKTUNK TUNKTUNK TUNK
>>12551746What kind of moron would even come up with that conclusion? The entry of the guard shows us he knew nothing of Twilight and he was just assign to guard there.
>>12551757They're hot, would you seriously boo a hot girl that starts shaking her ass in your face?
>>12551656Stop trying to justify pony not wanting to hug you.Pony hugs me all the time man
>>12551753>gamingStop that, /tg/ is not "gaming".
>>12551734I'm torn between my stoking my monstergirl fetish and going right for the pony.I think the dogs are winning.
>>12551768What the fuck does that mean?
>>12551757Because the kids played along it seems.Same reason why pinkie can do flashmobs it seems
>>12551766Twilight bumped in him at the start of the movie
>>12551753R63 Shining is just a girl that love Table Top Games.
>>12551702you're right, these threads have always been awful.
>>12551622>other cutie mark visible through her bodywowza
>>12551773I know right, he's probably a belly rub virgin too.
>>12551684I remember when we used to have pony related fetish discussion
>>12551772There's nothing to indicate they're any more attractive than the average.
>>12551770>>12551746>>12551766>>12551757Because EqG was a trainwreck of storytelling?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJipry5--QA
>>12551780not going for both
>>12551798We already know that, anon.
>>12551798>linking a video with (parody) in it's name and doing so seriously
>>12551684...But then that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
>>12551798retards are going to eat up the shit hasjew shits out.they are that desperate.
>>12551800One of like 30 things that made that show fucking great.Including, you know, Ilyana and Jack Chinnington maintaining the illusion they're brother and sister at ALL TIMES
>tfw no affection from pone
>>12551781TUNK TUNKTUNK TUNKTUNK TUNK
>>12551766Flash is a terrible guard, what kind of sentry walks right in the path of seven ponies coming down a hallway conversing with each other, two of them currently princesses, and doesn't even stand aside?
>>12551737Don't ruin this for me, anon.
>>12551835> TUNK TUNK TUNK TUNK> THAAAAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK
>>12551832why are her eyes the wrong color
>>12551839He's the "new guy" of course he's bad at his job
>>12551833There no stopping you from imaging it.
>>12551835She wants to bang
>>12551835>hey bitch, keep it down I'm trying to eat this slop the school calls "lunch"
>>12551840I would bump that cutie in the booty
>>12551840She will always love to party it up with her surfer brahs and will turn a blind eye to your recreational drug use
>>12551850That would be mild psychosis.
>>12551840Its kind of funny to think that a captain of an army would wear a very feminine dress like that.
>>12551854>the entire school starts dancing and singing>except Anon>Who just stands there>in the middle of the cafeteria >at his table>just trying to eat
>>12551866May as well go the extra mile and make a tulpa.
If I went to a equestria I would wear a toga every day
>>12551872>who the hell wears a full suit and tie to school
>>12551872>Canterlot High is a lot like the brony fandom
>>12551835why does dash always insist on using the dreamwork's face.
>>12551872Oh hamburger, you're the only one who understands me.
>>12551866Then just get a doll and imagine that.
>>12551840goddamn, I would let that alicorn wreck me
>>12551840I personally have no strong feelings one way or the other for the wedding episode, but this would have made it really nifty.
>>12551509I really tried anon, it started out as your request but somehow turned into rarity eating an ice cream cone. Ask me again when I'm less drunk and can actually think about where fluttershy's hips should go.
>>12551907I rather cuddle the the original Cadence.
>>12551932more pony is always good anyways
>>12551872>Two guys are dancing on his table>another faggot is playing his guitar at the next table>a blue bitch is pulling him while singing in his ear>can't even complain to the principals because they are incompetent as fuck>I mean who the fuck can't tell that someone cut a picture and glued it on another
>>12551932Rarity is really into that ice cream.You can have Fluttershy's hip sitting on anon's lap.
>>12551932I like this better anyway
>>12551956>And then doesn't punish the person that obviously fabricated the evidence (And fucking presented it to her.)
>>12551956Can't you just eat outside?
>>12551951Shut up Roogna I fucking hate you
>>12551961>Rarity is really into that ice cream.It's her favorite treat
>>12551962But I am not her!
>>12551956That part really made me angry. It'd have been interesting if it hadn't immediately resolved itself within seconds of being introduced.I mean, what was the fucking point?!
>>12551976Thanks I love you too anon
>l4d2Well, so much for that.Lexus? Good Grief?You're both faggets.
>>12551956>Diamond Tiara is shaking her ass in your face againOkay, maybe it's not so bad.
>tfw I have to learn 20 chapters of Calculus in 6 days
>>12552003Excessive team killing.
>>12551997I still want to playstart a new lobby
>>12551956>Read next morning's paper>See my that my school is dead last in proficiency tests again>School board can't fire principal for some reason
>>12552000way to gonext time try distributing your studies
>>12551956>>12551999>>12551872Something tells me someone is filming this and posting the whole dance in youtube.
>>12551956>Anon's locker is near Fluttershy's locker>It always smells like dirty animals>Fluttershy smells even worse>probably has to do with the animals that she has in her backpack>no one ever sees them or feel the smell>not even during class>no one believes you
>>12551988This is surprisingly observant of you anon, in screenwriting it's known as shoe leather. It's a scene that has no purpose other than existing or padding the movie, and it's a mark of an incredibly amateur screenplay. Especially for animation where every scene costs time, effort, and money no matter how simple.
>>12551966That's good, because I'm so out of it right now that I think it's hilarious.
>>12551932Oh god, Rarity doesn't even have a horn.
>>12552024>>Fluttershy smells even worseThat's probably not accurate, but she probably uses WAY too much patchouliThat's possibly "worse."
>>12552012I can't upload worth shit, someone else will need to run it.
>>12552043She had to put the ice cream in something.
>>12552023>someone>not the school AV club>implying it isn't on youtube already
>>12552055why not use an official dedicated server?
>>12552051>patchouliOh god I knew a girl who used patchouli every day. She smelled goddamn disgusting but I was the only one who noticed it.
>>12551956>Celestia doesn't look for Hotdog hair after she finds out she fabricated evidence>She doesn't look for the person most obviously behind the defaming youtube video that's been making rounds in the school>Just allows bullying and blackmail to happen right in front of herJesus this school is hell.
any interesting things happened at bronecon in the evening?
>>12552095SS has dirt on herno way out of the situation
>>12551999>Diamond Tiara will never sit in your lap>she will never threaten severe consequences if you get a hardon while grinding her butt into you.And no touching, either.
>>12552043Here, have this
>>12552026It was supposed to be a lynchpin for a reversal of fortunes, but it got totally negated when Flash Tightpants showed up and showed how fucking paper-thin the story wasAnd then the team just got together and fucking song-and-danced all the destruction awayAnd then somehow a bunch of humans aren't screaming and driving away at high speed after no less than seven people show they have destructive magical powers, talking wings, etc. when you know there'd be no less than three TV stations with vans in the lot halfway through the encounter, taking interviews from shock-addled teen instead of a colorful dance party montage.But I mean whatever, it's just another direct-to-landfill DVD movie release.
>>12552124>Blow softly on her neck>Whisper in her ear>O-okay maybe you can touch
You are now Fluttershy. Is this awesome y/n?
>>12552163it's alright I guess
>>12552124There is a severe lack of DT femdom in this fandom.It's sad because loli femdom is the best.
>>12552163Do I get to be lesbian pegasi with Dash?
>>12552183Silver Spoon is prettier
>>12552092Yeesh. I imagine she used a LOAD of it, and the low-quality crap you get at Hot Topic or the goat soaps at the supermarket.I feel for you. That can be overpowering.
>>12552163>Fly up until the air thins too much to breathe>Stop>face ground>ACCELERATE
>>12552163[Y]If only because I'm motherfucking ADORABLE.
>>12552163Sure, but wish I had powers beyond animal empathy. I'm no vet.
>>12552163mite b cool
>>12552204>Try to fly>panic strikes the moment you leave the ground>seize up>curl up in a little ball and shiver until the anxiety goes away>run inside, slam the door and lock it
>>12552163YES! NOW I AM A CUTE PONY! THE BEST PONY!
>>12552194I think they're equally pretty, but DT's personality and dominance makes me like her more.I've always really wanted an episode where SS stops hanging out with DT for some reason and befriends the CMC who learns she is actually really nice or something.
>>12552229Dash looks very unhappy.
>>12552226Are you my guild leader?
>>12552163Depends on if I gain all her skills and memories
>>12552225>Attend a minotaur seminar>Fly up until the air is too thin to breathe>"TURNED INTO A HORSE? MY LIFE CAN'T GET ANY WORSE!">face ground>ACCELERATE
>>12552226You're not Rarity.
>>12552253>Quietest sonic boom in history
>>12552257that's racist, marker pony
>>12552240Yes, Scoota.>>12552258Rarity is a fine pony and I love her in Season 2.
>>12552257Marker pony: pure maiden or giant slut?or pure slut?
>>12552163I'm not really much of a Fluttershy fan, but that leaves the other ponies open. Plus, my friends wouldn't expect a lot out of me because, you know, Fluttershy.I'd get plenty of free time and the ability to command animals. I can also fly. Sure I'm not a powerful flier, but I can fucking fly regardless. I'd start hanging out at Sugarcube Corner more often.
>>12552257I wish Golly would go back to drawing ponies with those dot eyes.
>>12552257I love the bucking with one leg with a silly face thing.
>>12552275well she's not a giant slutjust a regular size slutthat shows a lot of enthusiasm for taking dicks
>>12552284So, uh, the average person who may be inclined to taking dicks?
>>12552284>>12552283The answer to that question is neither! Those title belongs to Gloomy!
>>12551997>playing with bronies from pissYou couldn't be mroer etarded
You know the more I think the worse it getsSo you have Sunset shimmer becoming a demon, enslave the entire school and destroy part of it and all she gets is some community service?And everyone just dances after that. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, MAGIC EXISTS, YOU WERE BRAINWASHED AND ENSLAVED BY A FUCKING DEMON WHICH IS LATER DEFEATED BY A HUGE MAGICAL BLAST BY SOME GIRLS WHO NOW HAVE HORSE EARS AND WINGS AND THE FIRST THING YOU DO AFTER THAT IS CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL DANCE?
>>12552298anon plsthey're both sluts
>>12552163I'm going to fuck all of the attractive bronies
>>12552314that shouldn't take long
>>12552311Teenagers has a very tiny attention span.
luna in socks!
>>12552311It's obvious that the mirror world wasn't real. It was only a simulation to contain shimmer and give twilight friendship practice.
http://emulation-general.wikia.com/wiki/ZSNESDaily reminder that zsnes is shit.
>>12552235My headcanon is that Silver Spoon isn't really all that bad; she's just a bit spineless, and it's easy for DT to push her around because she doesn't have any other friends... mostly because she's too awkward to try, and because everyone probably just thinks of her as DT's flunky anyway, so they're not willing to trust her or open up to her.So she laughs when Diamond does something cruel, because if she didn't, she'd find herself all alone very quickly.
>>12552311Maybe this is a human realm that's more accustomed to this sort of thingEither that or it would be too depressing to think Twilight came yea close to getting ALF'ed or ET'd (taken away to a lab or jail forever) as a destructive magic-wielder too.
>>12552311AND WHY THE FUCK DOES NO ONE DO ANYTHING ABOUT SUNSET SHIMMER? SHE'S NOT THE CLASSICAL POPULAR GIRL THAT HAS THE ENTIRE HANDEGG TEAM AT HER DISPOSAL. SHE DOESN'T HAVE PARENTS IN IMPORTANT POSITIONS. HER ONLY LACKEYS ARE SNIPS AND SNAILS.SHE'S JUST ONE GIRL WITH TWO RETARD HELPERS
>>12552338Your headcanon is shit.
>>12552332In otherwords, that world is in SS's mind? Wicked. So if someone like Fluttershy goes in, everyone would be an animal?
>>12552311And they just kind of forgive SS.The girl that just turned into a demon and destroyed half of the school's only punishment is cleaning up.
>>12552344No YOUR headcanon is shit.
>>12552337>using anything but BSNESGood lord you are fucking retard
>>12552338>Befriend Silver Spoon>she doesn't really know how to have a normal friendship>so she just dominates the shit out of you
>>12552321GoodI need time to date the attractive horse fuckers and run for president
>>12552338I like it. That's how I've always thought of her as well, which is why I really want to see an episode where she befriends the CMC if only for her to go back to DT at the end.
>>12552346No, in other words it's the matrix, neo.
>>12552358>she still pushes the other fillies around>because she thinks you like it
>>12552348ALSO THISSHE PROBABLY BROKE COUNTLESS LAWS. FUCKING LAWS AND NO ONE DOES ANYTHING ABOUT IT?THE PARENTS WON'T SAY ANYTHING WHEN THEY FOUND OUT THEIR CHILD ALMOST GOT KILLED BY A HUGE EXPLOSION OR RUBBLE FALLING OVER THEM OR GET KIDNAPPED AND THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THIS HAS TO DO SOME COMMUNITY SERVICE HOURS?
Has anyone else wondered what happened to the real Twilight Sparkle's Facebook page and Twitter while all this shit was going on? It was implied that somehow Twilight's duplicate lived "in the city" and Pinkie knew her at least tangentially.Can you imagine? "OH WOW I LOVED UR FLASH MOB #YOLO #CANTERLOT COLTS"And after the magical explosions, well, who do you think is going to be on the hook for blowing up half the front lawn?
>>12552376I really don't think Twilight existed in the EqG world.I mean it's Pinkie. And the way she says that part seems like just something that's there.
>>12552376>OH WOW I LOVED UR FLASH MOB #YOLO #CANTERLOT COLTSThis shouldn't be funny.
>>12552387I know that feel.
>>12552361Well sure, but at Diamond Tiara's own Cutiecinyera* Silver Spoon joined the rest of the crowd and no one looked at her askance. Maybe they recognize who's the real queen bitch there.* no enye, no homo
>>12552372The parent's knew the risks when they signed the waver.
Pony wishes you were real 2.475 times more than you wish it was real.
>>12552387>calling pone waifu material
>chistery shitposting and attention whoring againgoo night mlpg
>>12552387You are husband material.If I was a girl I'd totally marry you. I'd make sure you had regular dentist checkups every year and everything.
>>12552406>anon flinging mud for no reasonI don't think you're really going to leave but I kind of wish you would
Do you ever call suicide hotlines just for fun?>Yes I have my leg stuck in a horse vagina>What would you do in this situation?>The horse won't let go
>Finally get the SS toy.>Looks silly as hell when you put the glasses on....
>>12552404>A pretty pony wishing for an unsavory creature like meUnlikely
>>12552393The trouble is she said "Do youuuuu know a girl in the big city named Twilight Sparkle with a dog named Spike?" before Twilight even mentions her name.That and the fact there are mirror duplicates with identical names of everyone else on the main cast suggests Twilight's piloting some copy of her mirror self's body.Which to me means someone's suddenly getting a lot of Facebook requests and Pokes from a bunch of kids at "Canterlot High" where she's never been. The tagged photos alone must be bugging the shit out of her.
why do you even come here during the hiatus?
>>12552415No, because that would potentially block the line for someone who actually needs it?
>>12552372If it's a parallel to equestria this sort of thing happens a few times every semester. It can't be helped.
>>12552426What if I told you pony has a deep dark secret human fetish.
>>12552422>>12552428>>12552430This is very important
>>12552433Because I'm a fan of the fandom.
>>12552427Imagine if it was the same if you went to the pony world.>hey man, i didn't know you liked lyra!>who the fuck is lyra>your girlfriend man>what>Anon! Where are you? I haven't seen you in days!>shit dude, there she is>what
>>12552433>tfw I still haven't finished Soul Hackers.
>>12552433Because I need the ponies
>>12552406> speculating about the show and DVD movies is now attention whoring and shitpostingSo, uh, sorry to see you go, Anon.
>>12552338>>12552361>She thinks about sending gifts or notes of encouragement to some of the colts and fillies Diamond has convinced are ugly or worthless, or will never have any friends.>She doesn't take any joy from seeing Twist run away, eyes welling up, or hearing her crying in the bathroom during recess; or that chubby colt going hungry at lunch because Diamond spent three days straight calling him "Lardo.">But she knows Diamond would find out if she did.
>>12552404>busy business pony wanting a slack nofuture like meI wish
>>12552441>pony wants to be human as badly as you want to be pony
>>12552427She didn't know her name. But yeah she did know Spike's name>Oooh! I thought you didn't look familiar. Though, now that I'm really lookin' at you... Do you have a twin sister who lives in the city, has a pet dog named Spike that looks just like that one?
>>12552441It is evident that there are many better humans than me
>>12552404>"Oh, how I wish I had an ugly, scrawny autist of my very own!">"Are you on shrooms again rarity">"rarity stop"
>>12552458I'm wondering if actual class time was cut for sake of budgets, or the that someone on-staff realized the school would have to take down paperwork for the induction of a new student and Twilight has 0 evidence she should rightly exist unless her backpack has cloned items and ID she never bothered to look for because it'd be "too confusing" for little girls
>>12551961I drew this, it was supposed to be flutteryellow sitting in anon's lap but like, I can't work out the spacial relationship between a pony sitting in another thing's lap right now. (Planning things has never been my strong suit and I really can't focus on it right now)
>>12552474I would gladly trade bodies with pony
>>12552489she probably just claimed to have lost it and just pretended to know what was going on
>>12552489Twilight literally never goes to class. Do you know why? Because she's not enrolled. She just wanders the school the entire time.
>>12552487>Rarity latches onto you and tussles your greasy hair with her magic>over the next few months she grooms you into her ideal human nonsexually
>>12552476Right, so it's probable there IS some poor sap Twilight Sparkle who looks just like her getting a million likes and media queries after the first YouTube video of the Magic of Friendship gets posted.Come to think of it that whole smear campaign alone would have caused some confusion surely, in the vein of "lel you are an awful Fall Formal Princess candidate! #topkek #lrn2type"
>>12552489Classes existed there just that Twilight skipped all of them...isn't the principal in charge of new students.Should Celestia think Hey I never had any transfer documents recently...
>>12552511>You look like shit by human standards>especially the fancy mohawk
>>12552510>Do you know why? Because she's not enrolled.Well more like they didn't want to waste any more animation on in-class time, given how quickly they go from character intro to character intro to coffee shop to cafeteria to prom cleanup to the battle back to the dance.
>>12552506pony would rather swap speciesand possibly genders
Bouncer friend:>Him: first confirmed brony at the <bar name> tonight>Me: TELL ME YOU HAVE PICS.>Him: almost declined him and told him to clop in hell, couldn't bring myself to do it. Not much to photograph, a kid with a pink mlp t-shirt on and his neckbearded friend in tydy.
>>12552428>>12552430Alright give me a minute, camera is being dumb.>>12552443Men have died for this shit, man.
>>12552328you're terrible at perspective.that background is attrocioustheres no shadow on the roseyou suck.
>>12552522Nah she's just not at that school. Really one of the few things that doesn't make the situation worse since staff can't get suspicious about the new student that they never heard about and has no evidence of existing whatsoever being in their class
>>12552503Ah , I see. It seem a bit off on the head, namely her left side. I think its too "out" and round.
>>12552521>all the clothing you own is covered in gems
>>12552513>Apple Family Pack>"Cutie Marks Pack with DT, AB and AJ>Pony Lesson Pack with SS, Twist and Cheerilee>Groovin' Hooves with Lyra, Octavia and Lyrica Lilac>God damn Elements of Harmony Friends with NMM, Steven, Manny Roar, Rarity and Fluttershy>NO Sweetie Belle>NO Scootaloo>NO SCOOTALOOI want a fucking Scootaloo. What are they planning?
>>12552533See, silly as hell.
>>12552544I never got this.Only one outfit, one single clothing made by Rarity had gems everywhere for it and it made sense seeing it's purpose.
>>12552544>she saw your lack of fur as an opportunity>to cover your skin in gems
>>12552547Cripple orphans get no toy.
>>12552549PfffftI guess if they made them any narrower they'd be too delicate and be prone to snapping in half.
>>12552520You'd think, but I guess she was too busy getting taken in by Sunset.>>12552539But wouldn't any proctor find it a little strange that the brand-new student hasn't attended any classes but is still somehow eligible for the Formal court - even though somehow Luna wanted to put her to student standards she's apparently not signed, let alone beholden to?I mean if she's not enrolled or otherwise matriculated, student handbook policies mean nothing and she wouldn't likely be eligible under school rules as a candidate for PrincessThis movie is so fucking weird sometimes
>>12552549She looks like she's wearing a little domino mask.
>>12552560Better living through bling.
>>12552562> you realize you are full-body vejazzled
>>12552563They're in 3 packs, or at least originally were. Wouldn't the CMC have been a perfect pack?Now they could use Babs, Sweetie and Scootaloo. But no, that's too easy.
>>12552549>Hasbro in charge of making toysAnd i'll still buy it...
>>12552573>>12552571Looks better how it was packaged anyways.They posed the glasses on Twist the same way.
>>12552572She sleeps in the school library and no one notices that. One of the principals can't tell real photos from photos with stuff glued on themAlso seeing how much power Sunse Shimmer has for no reason at all and no one ever doing anything about it I really think that school cares too much about anything
art of Human Silver Spoon wearing a domino mask when
>>12552538>you're terrible at perspective.i have no excuse for my perspective, because i didn't think about perspective when i was drawing this pic. i'll try to do that next time>that background is attrociousit was meant to be a simple background, but i can see how it could be atrocious.>theres no shadow on the rosethere's actually a small shadow, but i'm still learning shadows, so yeah, i might have done it incorrectly all over the picture; i'll work harder!thank you for pointing out the flaws anon!
>>12552602At least they look nice on her head and she's pretty accurate otherwise. I thought she looked really blue in the packaging but that looks perfect.
I'm gonna stop drawing for the moment though. I just kinda wanted to draw since it felt good to get a request without asking for one. Makes me feel like I'm moving up in the world. >>12552543Oh yeah, I see what you mean. The side of the head isn't close enough to the eye and the face would be more distorted by the cheek. I'm not going to worry about it right now though.
>>12552625Trust me, the only reason any artist doesn't get constantly bombarded with requests is because people don't want to look greedy
>>12552611>American education system.
>>12552612Super hero Silver Spoon when?
>>12552617you forgot the suck part.
>>12552639>Super hero>not Super Princess
>>12552612I'm hoping for a "Tuxedo Mare" parody now. But she's human so that doesn't work as well.
>>12552618Yeah, save a few fuck ups the minis seem to always be show accurate.Thankfully the new set has an updated Fluttershy.
>>12552600They are getting better. I have to give them that.
>>12552643yes anon, i do suck. i also blow. that's how i breathe!
>>12552611>One of the principals can't tell real photos from photos with stuff glued on themActually I'm pretty sure they were scanned with the Twilight cutout on top and then printed again.Not that it wouldn't make them seem obviously fake anyway.
>>12552661I can't wait for the eventual Discord toy.
In One Bad Apple why were DT and SS just hanging around on the apple family farm when the CMC were showing off their float?Do they just loiter around AB's house for no reason or something?
>>12552661trueI can't wait for my DT/SS toys
>>12552667suck it good bitch.
>>12552672That's a good joke Anon.
>>12552611I'm starting to think this school is secretly one of those alternate education programs with only a flexible scheduling system and optional attendance, free research and thesis writing over rote read-and-regurgitate stuff.It would explain why the characters can just leave class time and go see Dash who's apparently been doing practice shots for hours during a school dayReally though they wanted to put in a bunch of character moments and sort of forgot all about the fact it was set in a high school
>>12552672Isn't his model too complicated for Hasbro to comprehend?
>>12552684It could be explained with shipping
>>12552654They used skirts on everyone to cut down on animation costs and to avoid parents (and children) seeing ten-foot-tall pert personponyplot.
>>12552684After what DT went through in that bunny suit she swore revenge and launched a full out psychological war against AB.
>>12552684It's Bulk and Skull syndrome. The bullies hang around the people they say they can't stand so they can show up and bother them and talk about how lame they are.
>>12552695That's freaking cool. I used to have Bionicles when I was a kid.
>>12552700>ten-foot-tall pert personponyplot.I don't like the way you said it, but this is my fetish
>>12552700>the vending machine scene where Twilight's skirt defies physics to avoid a panty shot.
>At work.>Gas station is busy as shit.>See a larger kid shuffling towards the kiosk.>See it before I realize why he is getting stares by the others.>The classic Fluttershy Yay shirt.>The print is so faded she looks like she is dissolving into the darkness of his blob like form that fits the shirt, turning her face into that of a scream then one of cheering.>One awkward exchange of money later he manages his way back to his car.>And sits in the passenger seat.>While his mother pumps the gas.>He looked like he was in his 20's.My first real life encounter with a brony!I wish I could have darted him and tagged him for scientific research...
>>12552671Yeah because it's not like Twilight couldn't prove that she was too busy doing a flash mob song and dance with the other girls using eyewitnesses and EVERY CAMERA IN THE CAFETERIA
>>12552705So basically, they're tsundere.
>>12552705But isn't it lame and creepy to follow people you don't like around?
>>12552695>Too complicated.>For injection molding.Really?
>>12552713I fukken know rite
>>12552694I can kind of forgive them. As flimsy as the story was, they had a limited timeframe and tacking school stuff onto it would have been straining things. The character bits are the stronger part of the movie, so might as well put the focus there.
>>12552721Exactly like Bulk and Skull from the Power Rangers, yes.
>>12552729DON'T FIGHT IT, ANON
>>12552726Yeah, I've accepted it too.I still wonder how the Hell the Cutie Mark Crusaders are in high school except maybe as Freshmen.
>>12552723He'll probably get banned from there too.
>>12552739Alright, penis stopped. Thanks for helping me out there man.
>>12552721Maybe they feel their lives are pathetic and hang around the CMC just to feel superior to someone.
>>12552742If the mane6 get aged down, aging up the cmc isn't too much of a stretch, is it?I have to question the relationship Scootaloo and Dash have though. Is Dash her senpai? Does she hope Dash will notice her and attend all of her games?
>FiMFlamFilosophy banned from FIMfiction.How the hell do you even manage that?
You know what would have made the movie a bit better?At the end when her friends found out that Twilight was at High School again all of them except Pinkie make a disgusted face because high School sucks
>>12552723He still posts in the piss, on the CYOA threads, they see him as a "god" there
>>12552753>Does she hope Dash will notice her and attend all of her games?As if there's any other possible arrangement. That look of delight when in flight with Dash wasn't just "I'm flying.""F-flying sempai noticed me!"
>>12552756That would be a terrible message to give when the people who pay you want you to sell their high school anthro dolls.
>>12552714My first encounter is better>At the Mall of America shopping for Christmas crap>Guy walking in the opposite direction is in a full Wonderbolt costume>There was nothing going on that day so he was wearing it just to wear itI noped the fuck out of that situation
>>12552773The guys mom had that look of a vet remembering how his buddies in the war got killed. Like she could have stopped it all from happening, and it's somehow her fault.
>>12552693what's wrong with your faaaaace
>>12552752That's how (most) bullies work. they have no other way of feeling good about themselves than to rack down on others.
>>12552786that's a pretty facce anon. don't be rude.
if I were a slutty mare I would want to be a small onelike 3/4 of a normal mares height or shorter
>>12552699>"Hey Diamond Tiara, what do you want to do today?">"How about we go over to Sweet Apple Acres and see what those blank-flanks are up to?">"Yeah! Remember last time, when they were working on the float and all ended up covered in glitter?">"...">"DT? What's wrong? You in there?">"Oh...y-yeah! Applebloom sure looked like a....loser!">"Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, too!">"Uh, yeah, them too..."
>>12552800Well sometimes just because it's cool to rag on losers.
I'm pretty sick of drawing. Does that mean I'm finally free?
>>12552813that means you need to draw morea lot more
>>12552813You're still here so no
>>12552813>He doesn't know.You poor fool, soon your will be...CRAFTING
>>12552818Okay well. One step at a time then. I just need to get sick of you guys now.
>>12552830I want all the ponies to be friends.Fuck that griffon though.
>>12552838fuck you, racist sheißkopf
>>12552829But I'm a pretty pony.You wouldn't get sick of a pretty pony, would you?
I FIGURED HOW TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING ABOUT PONIESNANOMACHINES
>>12552838I would fuck that griffon
>>12552843>>12552848I never said it would be easy. Its sort of like a compliment.
>>12552853no you idiotit's not technologyit's friendship
>>12552853What if Twilight discovered nanotechnology?
>>12552853Anon, admit it, we all would not live long enough to see that, Virtual Reality, or robots shape as ponies with ponies personality.
>>12552860Friendship is magicAny sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.Nanomachines are very advanced technologyTherefore friendship is NanomachinesCHECK MATE PONYISTS
>>12552882how many friends do I have to have before I get to be the little pony
>>12552853Self-replicating nanomachines overran the world>The technology behind them was forgotten but their 'magic' persists>Implying this hasn't already happened once before>Implying all life isn't sufficiently advanced self-replicating, adaptable nanomachines from a dying race whose own biology broke down from billions of years of use, cast into space.
>>12552882>tfw your friends only hang out with you because their nanomachines command it
>>12552868The amount of MGS images I've seen on /mlp/ recently is just ridiculous.What gives?
>>12552896>tfw no nanomachines want to hang out with you
>>12552905Hasbro hired Kojima to make a MLP video game series
>>12552905Iunno. MGS is a great series.
>>12552811>>12552830>"...hey, Silver Spoon? Did you bring a camera?">"Ha, no way, who do you think I am, Featherweight?">"Uh, yeah, I jut thought that, well, if they end up all covered in glitter or something again, we could take pictures.">"Ooooh, for blackmail! DT, that's so evil~">"Blackmail? Wha- er, I mean, blackmail, right!"
>>12552910>kojima makes a MLP game>It's considered the best season of the show
>>12552877I dare you to show your grandfather back in 1930 your smart phone. Your GPS, Youtube, Wikipedia, or the Internet. What did he have? Moving pictures. Radio. That was 80 years ago. Imagine showing your Dad in 1970 the same things. What did he have? (Fuck if I remember)That was 40 years ago.No one alive has any idea what the next 40 years will bring. The kind of technology that will be integrated into the middle class.Do you know how many kids have grown up with smart phones?The same might be said for augmented reality 'pets' and 'peers' in 40 years.
>>12552885Oh my god humans are SO HOT
>>12552917>Silver Spoon will never help you collect fap material
>>12552935But we would be too old for that and we would probably forget our favorite pony.
>you will never use Big Mac like a mattress>you will never have his swollen, heavy testes as your pillow
>>12552948Shut up Lyra.
>>12552935>In 40 yearsI dunno, anon, that's a pretty long time. What if I'm all ponied out? How will I get my real pony waifu if that happens?
>>12552935>tfw your grandfather is barely competent with any trechnology>tfw your father while much better is still kinda eh>tfw you'll probably be the same
>>12552920I would play a Kojima MLP game so hard. Especially if Platinum helped.
>>12552959>You will never snuggle Caramel while Macintosh snuggles the both of you
>>12552970>you will never fill Caramel as Mac fills you
>>12552966>Play as Twilight>Fight the Ursa Minor>RULES OF NATURE
>>12552920>all that possible TECHNOLOGY kojima would implement in a MLP gameI bet he would put jiggly horsebutts if he wanted too
>>12552985Oh my godddddd
>posted 6 hours ago>1 note
>>12552988There would be a character whose entire concept is buttslams. She has a tragic backstory where butts killed her lover and bastard son.
>>12552961>"so, do you want to watch me use this or what?"
>>12552985That human isn't though.>rolls>belly hanging
>>12552994Sleep tight Plenk
>>12552982>you will never mix their flavors
>>12552965I remember one Penny Arcade comic that show this concept quite well. The first panel show Gabe fixing a TV for his grandfather and he is annoyed as to how incompetent his grandfather is with todays' technology. The next panel show Gabe as a old man and his grandson in it. The role here was reverse and Gabe was the incompetent Grandfather.
>>12552998If you really want to be popular, complaining here isn't going to get you anywhere.
>>12552985The one on the left_ has a cute body
>>12553011> veering into fat / feeder fetishismMaybe llless.
What if pone could into [space]?
>>12552998That's tumblr for you. As long as that one note is from someone ho matters to you, it's worth more than all the notes from all the brones in the world.
>>12552966A game like Wonderful 101 would work great with ponies
>>12552953>They'll think you've gone senile when your granddaughter introduces you to her Pinkie Pie Pony Playmate and you grin like a mad man.>You were always good to your grandkids before, but for some reason it's clear you now have an unspoken favorite.>You spend hours playing with her and all of her virtual friends.>You even buy your own, even having to retrofit your house.>Your ponies venture through the forest beyond your walls to the other's house to deliver secret messages filled with happy messages of loves and kisses.>When you finally die, your will is read and everything is given away as written years ago.>Except there was an amendment, and you gave her your pony, so that her pony doesn't lose her friend.
>>12553023They can literally walk to the moon, anon.
>>12553023Only one pone went to space.
>>12553023space is very dangerousis pony willing to die a horrible burning death?
>>12553027>that gameplay preview>that cheesy as fuck musicI loved it so much. I'll probably get a Wii U when Smash comes out and also buy that game
>>12553020Studies have shown those who have a fat fetish have stress issues.And they are total faggots too.
>>12553019>>12553020Sorry, I have either too little or too much of those body type.
>>12553036>>12553042Why is minty pony so perfect?
>>12553030I wish I could enjoys ponie in my youth rather then as an old man, but this is nice too.....
Fat people have a stench to them.
>>12553062You are only making the unf more intense
>>12553054Forgot to color Mint's cutie mark
>ctrl+f "futa">0 resultsCumon stepitup
Y'all are crazyIf you want fat this is the best amount
>>12553062Yes, that's why 2D is superior.
>>12553069Futa is fucking terrible
>>12553069mutants pls go
>>12553063You sick fucker. They smell like mildew.
>>12553069>>12553076As much as I love futa I'm pretty saturated with it. It's fucking everywhere and I'd understand if someone hates it or has gotten tired of it.
>>12553085no they don't
>>12553076Man, I'd love to be Terrible right now.
>>12553062Fat ponies don'tThey smell like powdered sugar and vanilla
Fat people are fucking disgusting
>>12553092I don't think this one would. She's too evil for such innocent flavors.>>12553100___no
>>12553091yeah well too bad
What if pony had fat sweaty balls, hanging low in their sac?
>>12553100I just want to fuck a 500+ girl at least once.Flab needs to jiggle.
>>12553100correctlets post healthy ponies doing athletic things
>>12553109ponyballs should be taught and plump, that does not sound healthy
>>12553100/)So are religions!*tips fedora*
I love big bellies but as soon as I see rolls I get extremely disgusted.It's quite the predicament.
>>12553109They'd probably oh god what do i write here i'm not good at compouter
>>12553096I don't know why, but I REALLY like this one
>>12553056I work with a lot of people in their 50s and 60s. They're not much different than people in their 40's and seem to be doing alright, despite their current employment. Relatively spry and all that. I always had this thought that people just wind down really slowly. But it seems more like something more sudden when you're in your last 10 years or so. They'll be some illness and they just never get over it.If you're not in terrible health you could have 20 good years with advanced pony AI.
>>12553096So that's who SB copies alot from. No wonder.
>>12553122worshiping anything other than the sun itself is retarded
>>12553109I give him a bath.Pony fucking stinks.
>>12553121It isn't healthy. They're backed up and needy.
>>12553105Oh, you're rightThat one would smell like licorice and spice
>>12553109They wouldn't even cover them.You'd need some insane self control to try and ignore them every day, each stallion walking around with their thick, heavy testicles swinging beneath them.
>>12553133Well your balls don't get backed up but your seminal vesicles do, and on the stack you can feel REALLY pent up until you finally blow. There are some days I NEED to use a Fleshlight.
>>12553123This big enough?
What if fat futa
>>12553156My dick just got harder for some reason
>>12553126Maybe. I would love to hug a pony and she would hug back,
I bet some of you even support the "fat revolution."
>>12553158no thank you
>>12553141Not to mention their overstuffed sheathes hanging below their body, jostling lightly as they trot along
>>12553158But anon! That's NSFW! We can't post that on /mlp/!
>>12553024>get back to hotel room>room service has cleaned up>they left a mint on your bed>this mint
>>12553156Yo did she just fucking cut her like a loaf of breadI mean I'm no doctor or anything, but those are just like clean cutsDon't you have like, organs and bones and crap in there
>>12553162I bet you're the sort of asshole who'd make a mockery of a huge woman's family's grief because you have the advantage of being both thin and alive.
>>12553168I-is that you EA?
>>12553162I wonder how many candles and bars of soap that fatty could have made.
>>12553154Anon please that's too fat.I just want a round taut belly to massage.
>>12553173>it tastes delicious
>>12553173She wiggles in the palm of your hand.>"Eat me, eat me!"
>>12553133ohwell pony should have said something soonerI wouldn't want pony to be in discomfort
>>12553113500 seems like a bit of an exaggeration
>>12553123Inflation my be your thing
>>12553158She's have to be huge.Although chubby guys can be pretty cute.
>>12553176I bet you're the sort of dumbass that would advocate a person's right to feed as much as they want, when they're literally rotting from the inside and/or stuck to their chair.
>>12553141>You visit Equestria but everyone is human>Except they still don't wear clothes>And everyone has a huge horsecock>They're like belly buttons or nipples, everyone has them.I'm not going anywhere with this. It was just a thought
>>12553178It's not hard to spot me. <3
>>12553174It's a very sharp knife
>>12553174The "artist" just thought pony anatomy was nothing more than spongy red stuff covered with skin and fur.
>>12553173I would raspberry that minty belly.
>>12553174Marshmallow ponies anonShe's not even actually bleeding, the saw was just covered in red paint that rubbed off
>>12553023Pone would be feeling very stillPone will think the spaceship knows which way to go
>>12553193No, but "oh bluuu ho ho ho look at those people grieving over a fatty" is exactly what l I'd expect out of an edgy asshole.>>12553162
>>12553189So you'll help them relieve those aching nuts again and again until they're good and empty?
>>12553162I think being proud for being a pig is shit.I just want to fuck pigs, not try and justify their lifestyle.
>>12553158I enjoy it, but then I enjoy everythingI seem to have lost that image of... Mrs Cake I think it wasThe two frame animated one where her cock is waving
>>12553217he never laughed at the people grieving
>>12553190if thats who I think it is, it isn't.
>>12553168>>12553200Their bellies being lifted by their own massive girth each time it rises to the occasion
>>12553149I keep swearing to myself I'll hold off for a week but I keep breaking it within 24 hours. How do I stop?
>>12553218Sure, why not?I was going to ask how long it would take, but then I realized I don't have to go to work for a couple of days so it doesn't really matter
>>12553225> TEN TREES DIED TO MAKE THIS COFFIN> LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE GRIEVING A FAT REVOLUTION WARRIOR> SURELY SHE WAS HEALTHY OTHER THAN THE OBESITY-RELATED DISEASES THAT KILLED HERWhat part of this isn't making a mockery of the fact they're grieving over someone who's obviously already worthless?Or is up down now?
>>12553173>Pony is an amenity in nice hotels>She helps you relax and wind down after a long day>Someone to just cuddle and pet while you watch TV, make sure you don't sleep through your alarm clock
>>12553238Then fetch a stool and a pail, anon. Unless you'd rather they empty into something else.
If I use the Tomorrow style is it technically yellowtexting?
>>12553190No, I seriously want to fuck a woman that's fat to the point where she just rides one of those gimp carts everywhere.
>>12553241Anon, please. My heart could not take this.
>>12553234I've been trying to do just that, Anon.I find getting yourself preoccupied with something works the best. Not something essentially boring, like reading a book or, god forbid, listening to someone reading a book. A fun game, a good movie or some urgent work usually do the job.
>>12553234Uh ... cold showers, I guess?Never had to bother. I guess read a bunch of non-sexual books or back off the stack if it bothers you to masturbate daily.That or, I dunno, just suffer through it for 36 hours and see how it goes.
>>12553248if you're a tomorrowfag your opinion doesn't count, so you should probably just stop posting
>>12553231Climax alone is a five to ten minute activity.
>>12553249Would you want to be on top or on bottom and run the risk of being crushed to death?
>>12553243If she's just fat it really turns me offIf she's pregnant, raging bonerLife is complicated sometimes
>>12553115>that mane>those eyesunfWhy is slutty Fluttershy so hot?
>>12553255But I have special eyes.
>>12553260I don't know, but that's some serious Garfield face at the end.Maybe you should start fapping to lasagna.
>>12553241>she scolds you every time you make a naughty joke>then bites her lip and shakes with suppressed giggles at a particularly witty one
>>12553256Spurting leaving the walkways painted with their spunk, as she heaves around that massive wobboling mound of a belly
We've got two, very different conversations going on right now.
>>12553223The things I'd do for a Pinkie Twinkie...
>>12553259I just hope you're ready to take responsibility for the next 11 months of blissful pregnancy.
>>12553255Not him but
>>12553245is a couch an option?A stool doesn't sound like it would be very comfortable, just how big is this pony anyway?
>>12553257Bottom, I want to be enveloped in flab.>>12553227I don't draw mimes.
>>12553290I'm part of a pilot program for the male pill, so not until we're both ready (and the program ends, that's one of my obligations)
>>12553270So much to rub and massage. Heavy sweating testes, girthy, drooling shaft, jiggly, soft belly...
>>12553264I don't care>>12553292I wish I could filter you people out
>>12553300... massive, worm-like parasite spontaneously erupting from their chest, leaving behind a bloody, gaping hole...
>>12553227Bottom heavy fatties are the best
>>12553284thanks to the magic of the imageboard we can have as many conversations as we want
>>12553309Actually I was, but now I just can'tfuck you anon
>>12553316NOI DONT WANT ITNONONO NOOOOOO
>>12553316>they form in to the shape of a pony>a very big pony with constantly shifting skin
>>12553309Yes Marker and you should too. You cannot boop random ponies' nose for 24 hours. Let Gloomy take your place while you sleep.
>>12553293Couch is great. Anywhere you want, really. Pony just wants relief. By your hands.I'd say they stand about head to sternum or so. And are over a foot and a half long minimum.
WHAT HAPPENED TODAY?
>>12553316Jokes on you I can fap to that
>>12553312>>12553312You need you filter that pathetic thing you call a lifestyleI am bored
>>12553323It's okay, Gloomy's waiting for you back under the covers.
>>12553309don't you post that at me. I was just about to, anyways.
>>12553346why doesn't marker go to bed too so i don't have to choose
>>12553342Funny thing, that, because xenomorphs could actually look like that.Xenomorphs take a bit of the DNA from the host, which is why they look physically anthropomorphic when they infect humans.
>>12553252You seemed stressed out, Anon. Do you want to talk to your pony? Anything you tell her is confidential and she went to a special school to learn how to take care of humans. She's certified and everything.
>>12553344me too, I'm just messing with you
>>12553330>Pony finds out you have a pony fetish>She promises not to tell>The entire town somehow knows now
>>12553370Fuck you, Alien and Aliens and AvP2 are media classics
It's a cold night and you're all relaxed under the covers of your blanket. You're comfortable, in your bed lying down. Eyes drooping, relaxing, with you about to fall asleep when suddenly this pink mare comes up to you and cuddles with youWhat do?
what if pony didn't like to be cute
>>12553361Sure, I guess. In the end, she probably just doing her job and doesn't care for what I say.
>>12553394ignore it and fall asleep
So night is truly hereWas it worth the weight?
>>12553394I'm getting sick of this picture
>>12553394Suckle on her frenulum and massage her heavy balls
>>12553299Celestia found a way.
>you will never a pony cervix
>>12553398>>12553399>>12553401>not imd5 filtering that picture
>>12553407I read that horses naturally really like it when the stallion bumps up against the cervix
>>12553394Sleep with snugglepon.
>>12553396Dash trying not to be cute and failing hard is one of my favorite pone related things
>>12553412... and that is exactly why I shouldn't have switched back to vanilla.
>>12553404That is MY FETISH.
>>12553412>responding to someone responding to something you claim to have filteredyou are the worst
>>12553394I cuddle back.
>>12553420Same with some womenNot nearly so much with othersIt kind of sucks when you're a little over average and your current girlfriend DOES NOT dig it, so bottoming out is a tricky proposition
>>12553397Nonsense, she's practically a therapist. She took this line of work because she cares about humans and wants to make them feel better. It's quite surprising how much just talking about things makes everything feel better.While you're talking about your day you may suddenly realize she's brushing your hair while she's listening intently and asking you questions.
Any news from Brony Con? Is that even happening yet?
>you will never have a lazy morning with pone>you will never wake up at noon together and watch kids cartoons, both of you giggling at the stupid jokes
>>12553429>responding to someone responding to someone responding to something who they claim to have filteredNo, anon...you are the unfest
>>12553420The flare's shape is designed to fit against the cervix at climax.
>decide to watch reading rainbow episode>search youtube>find two possible targets>both start with "WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY THIS IS"HELP
>>12553429Not the guy, butIf everyone says "I HAT PICTURE >: ((((" it's not hard to figure out what they SHOULD be doing whether or not it's visible to you
>>12553442Well duh, we were watching the streams all day yesterday. It's on for two more days and it's boring with lots of crappy panels.
>>12553445>LesangI bet you play games with 30 fps and listen to mp3 music
>>12553438most girls find it painful
>>12553454>"DON'T FORGET TO RATE AND SUBSCRIBE TO US AND LIKE US ON FACEBOOK!"
>>12553455Why do people hate it so much anyways? It's literally one post you can easily ignore.
>pony takes you out for a drink>can't recognize any of the drink names except for "cider">don't want to look like a sissy>order the crème semence>bartender asks you if you know what it is>pony interrupts and says it doesn't matter>bartender sighs and goes into the back room>brings you a glass of warm white stuff five minutes later>tastes like apples>start ordering it every time you go there>one day big mac walks up to you>asks you what you have against cider
>>12553442it is, but there is nothing worthwhile to get there.it's a smug self-congratulatory wankfest.
>>12553465I don't like most girls.
>haha, darling, I look SO fabulous>Darling Darling Darling>"You're overdoing it Dar-... Rainbow"
>>12553438Don't have to worry about that with maresAnd according to that one thing, an average pony stallion is probably a little under 7" long, so not completely different scalesEspecially since only something like 60-70% of that length is ever used
>>12553426She just wants to bear your special seed~
>>12553404>you will never cuddle with your pregnant pone waifuIs this what hell feels like?
>>12553456hmm, that's too bad
>>12553469"Well, I would have nothing against YOUR cider, WINK."the 'WINK' is also pronounced.
>>12553445I don't care that she's a filly, I'd push and love and stuff her silly.
It's 4:49 AM and I'm really bored but I don't want to go to sleep. ;_;
>>12553469>decide to change it up one night>order "essence de pon"
>>12553439That would be great, actually. That pony would probably be the only one I can talk to about all these stressful time. I bet the cost of keeping her there would be too much for my wallet, though and it still felt like she doing her job rather then her being a friend.
>>12553461>I bet you play games with 30 fpsNot with this laptop>listen to mp3 musicB-baka>>12553492You should share more
>>12553479>Especially since only something like 60-70% of that length is ever usedOh, because of the way their hips line up versus where the base of their cock is?I guess that's true.> humans are considered "hung" even though the sizes are about the same> as the years go by, "a deceptively small thing" gets the euphemism "a human manhood"
>>12553469So, does that mean pone doesn't even have sperm banks, and they can just order stallion milk and gush it that way?
>>12553332oh geezI don't know how to handle that much stallion meat I'll certainly try my best but I hope pony is patient while I figure out how to work him
>>12553503>Ponyville doesn't have sperm banks>Ponyville has sperm bars
>>12553516>Rarity is a regular visitor
>>1255346160 fps and WAV
>>12553499Well, she's gotta pay the bills somehow, Anon. She's cheaper than a real therapist though and you get to cuddle this one during her visits.
>>12553516I hear they have great pies.Homemade, so you get it warm, too.
>>12553494>bartender sighs>everyone looks at you like you're wearing a fluttershy "yay" shirt in a gym>he comes out with a glass of clear, warm liquid with a colorful tint>tastes like mint
>>12553522>"of course I am, how do you think I keep my coat so perfect?"
>>12553525Well, you have a point. It better than being alone, I guess.
>>12553536>"it also explains Sweetie Belle"
Hi, I can't remember the name of the site which archives a lot of shit, it's called foolz or something, anyone knows what I'm talking about?
Wander over Yander
>>12553546archive.foolz.uswhat exactly are you looking for?
>>12553533>a teal pony almost belches in the corner of the bar and runs out, screaming something about "her donations"
>>12553546http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral or the Clopper's Closet.
>>12553501Share what? How I'd tend to her every need and whim, learning to cook delectable sticky sweets so she can nibble them hot all day?
Who do you miss the most mlpg?
>>12553551Wander over Yandere
>>12553540Unless, of course, you want to pay her in room and board?
>>12553551Is that supposed to be a Boston accent?
>>12553533> one night another poor dumb bastard sucked in Equestria is in town> You're supposed to 'socialize' and help him adjust as a Human in Equestria> he orders a stout and three ciders - it's been a long fucking week dealing with cartoon ponies> you order one of your regulars, and his nose flares> glares at you, "You know what that is, right?"> "Yeah, delicious"> He simply takes a tube and pours it in a trash can, and hands you a beer, shooting the "I can't even fucking begin to chew you out right now, drink your juice" look from a father
>>12553561Wingjob over Yandere
>you will never feel pony's shaft throb in your hand as they spurt again and again
>>12553557Actually, most porn feels like cold acting because it IS cold acting. Just very very physical and maybe have an orgasm.Which is why I like solo amateur videos so much.
>>12553523Left or right, MLPG?Top or bottom?How hard?
>>12553571>slap him and call him a hoe, then force him to drink it, too.
>>12553562What do you mean by that?
>>12553552I had 3 tabs open in Firefox but my computer froze and they were several days old so they all 404:d. Some dude posted a shit ton of links I didn't have time to go through and I didn't save the page. Thanks for the link but they don't seem to archive /mlp/ as I thought.>>12411037 is the thread I want to see again...
>>12553559Anon, I need you tobuy these swords
>>12553571>"I can't even fucking begin to chew you out right now, drink your juice"
>>12553559Spring of 2012. I'd do things differently
>>12553558Come one anon, she want more than that, she is hungry.
Can we be /ck/ for a bit?
>>12553571>"man, you just dumped my juice in the trash"
>>12553584>Which is why I like solo amateur videos so much.Me too lately.The past week or so I've only been watching solo strip dance porn.
>>12553571>knowing what it is>not remaining blissfully oblivious to the nature of your favourite drink
>>12553615Really? I get nothing from solo stuff.
>>12553589Well, if you're such a good customer and she thinks you're safe, if she just moved in with you a lot of her monthly bills would disappear, wouldn't they?She just needs a place for her office and food. You think you could handle a live-in pony?
>>12553606>>12553610>>12553613Thank you you perfect human beings. Know that you always will have a huge admirer in Sweden for your awesome gesture.
>>12553568it's the yon in yonder is pronounced like yawn
>>12553628>gestureIs that what they're calling it now?
>>12553608> He chews a little at his lip, guzzling down one bottle in an instant> lowering his voice, switching to Spanish as to avoid eavesdroppers who by now were the majority of the room> "That wasn't juice, anon. That was spunk."> You laugh, reaching for another test tube, shaking your head> His expression is inscrutable> it passes to your lips> by now it's begun to curdle and it looks all too familiar> soapy-shower familiar> You resolve to order the cider from here on
Would you a ponut?
>>12553628Don't one things for us.Post best pony.
>Become a princess>Don't have anon servantsHow do I find anon's who's willing to lick my wing pits,buff my horn and shine my crown?
>>12553636I'll do it if you give me free access to your guards
>>12553636And take your dick?
>>12553634I already eat donuts. Pretty often too.
>>12553633> You resolve to order the cider from here onFucking droppedHorse semen for life.
>>12553636Can I also suck your princess dick=
>>12553636Hold try outs.
>>12553636Post pics of your regal cock and princess balls.
>>12553626Where the hell was she living before?And sure, I would let her live with me. It would be nice to have a cute roommate to talk too.
>>12553634Is it a chocolate pount?
GUYS I JUST TURNED INTO A PONY WHAT THE FUCK
im kinda tired, mlpg, but ill take a simple request
>>12553660hooves or GTFO
>>12553625Yeah, usually when there's nothing I'm very into at the moment as far as live action porn is concerned I like to give the soft core stuff a go for a while. The contrast to more graphic and generally more poorly acted porn is a fresh breather and more accessible since there's not much that can turn me off while watching it.
>>12553640I don't want you to have sex with my guards>>12553647>>12553651I lost my penis when I became a princess
>>12553666featherweight being cute
>>12553666go hug a pone, anon
>>12553666Fancy pants making mares drop the sketti
>>12553666Sweetie in cardboard armor trying to levitate a cardboard sword
>>12553672I never want to be a princess, then.Or your servant.I demand that batpone.
>>12553666Draw anon hugging Rarity/Lyra in an imitation of this scene.
>>12553645> The third guy isn't even vaguely gay but an alternate-health nut who starts ordering it in bulk, claiming it enhances his chi> the local stallions start doing the same> the bar has a significant uptick in demand and donors for petty cash> You try it all over again without Dad-anon, noting this particular donor tastes of cinnamon buns> Tt's not all that bad, you remark to your friends, kind of like icing> you catch the eye of Mr. Cake in a far corner> now this shit got awkward all over again
>>12553666Male Pinkie Pie.
>>12553633>"tortilla hueco mundo amigo">"taco peniso juicio alfonso burrito">Laugh>Down another glass of horse semen
>>12553632Not sure what you mean. Have in mind English is not my native language.>>12553635I love them all but h..h..here g..goes!
>>12553666Anonymous trying to out-stare a rock and Pinkie busting her gut over it.
>>12553654She was living with a bunch of pony roommates. A few of them in the same profession she is in. You might even meet them later.Now she's not just going to lie about though, sometimes she'll have to go visit other anons. She may even spend the night sometimes with particular troubled clients. But she'll always come home to your place eventually.
>>12553689>all future anons now keep drinking horse semen 24/7Wonderful.
>>12553672come onjust let me touch your guards dicksI'll do whatever dumb crap you assign me for eight hours a day
>you will never live in Canterlot >Celestia will never catch you trying to peek on her bathing>you'll never be turned into a mare and given to the guards for the night
>>12553696That is a nice choice of pony, anon.
>>12553696That was a joke. When someone uses a certain word sometimes we say "Oh, so THAT's what kids are calling "IT"," and by "IT" we mean sex.So when people were pretending to be boards in public and we called it "planking," that was made fun of for sounding like a phrase for sex.You're still right. It was a kind gesture. We were just teasing.
>>12553710>>you'll never be turned into a mare and given to the guards for the nighmake that multiple nights
>>12553710>only for the nightLife sucks.
>>12553710>For the night
>>12553693>"EY NO MAS ESSE MARIJUANA FAJITA">start downing various pony fluids non stop>"CHIHUAHUA MAN!?">continue attempting to get drunk on spunk as your friend tries and fails to speak spanish
>>12553696>AJ...At least it's one of the main ponies
>>12553710>pony is always naked>peeking on bathing matters
>>12553705I understand. It is her job after all and they would need it as much as I do. She and her friends are doing Celestia's work for making lonely people happy.
>>12553706Dude it's like 3 bits a flight. It's not really cheap, especially when beers are a bit.There's almost no way you could drink it more than once or twice a week unless you're part of a health fad.
>>12553723>>12553721Its obviously to get you to come back and do it againShe likes to be watched while she's vulnerable
>>12553710>for the nightBut I want a day long orgy with multiple guardsmen pounding my ponut and pony pussy
>>12553729>implying she doesn't appreciate your attention>implying she isn't returning the favor
>>12553720Its a cute pony! Its a nice leap of change compare to your other drawing style.
>>12553731>fan of the MLPG
>>12553724>"TOVARISH HALT DER CONSUPCIÓ DE SEMENO">drink a liter more>finally stops and just screams "IT'S FUCKING SEMEN ALRIGHT">pause for a moment, pretending you're surprised>finish drinking your glass