Who else is excited for the Luna turning into NMM again episode? I for one think it's going to be the best episode of season 4!
Flashback episode. Sorry to destroy the only thing you were looking forward to in life
>>12517463it's still happening though. Plus it might be interesting if it contradicts or not what the comic said (that Luna was the one who contacted the Nightmare or some shit like that and not the other way around)
Horse in one stay, threadfuckers.
>>12517701It is word of god in both the comic and the show. If the show makes a reference it would only strengthen that fact. Sorry but luna was kind of a jealous bitch. But thats why we love her.
>>12517922We know WHY she transformed, but only the comics mentioned that Luna transformed willingly, not that she was taking advantage of by that entity. And I'm curious f the show will acknowledge that.
>>12517972I think the way it went down was, Luna wanted more power to eclipse (ha) her sister, but hadn't quite expected the whole transformation deal. Not that she was tricked, per se, just that she got more than she bargained for. Like the Venom symbiote in Marvel strengthening and reinforcing negative emotions of its host or something.She brought it on herself, and she's responsible for her actions, but it wasn't just Luna that was Nightmare Moon. That's the guilt and fear that weighs on her post-NM; that she willingly succumbed to it before and couldn't control it.
>>12519136See S4E1 preview she totally went willingly, maybe she went mad first but she totally asked for it
I CHOOSE YOU
>>12519136Well, I hope the show acknowledges it.
NEW FUCKING HORSEMARK THIS THREAD DAMMIT
You killed a newborn horse, I hope your happy.
>>12521801WE ACTUAL THREAD NOW
>>12521945damn, that's a lot of marker
>trusting anon threads>2013
>>12521955it was a zebra, no big loss
>>12521955MY EVIL DEMANDS TRIBUTE OF SPILLED BLOOD OF THE INNOCENCE. ONLY THE BLOOD OF A NEWBORN CAN FUEL MY HATRED
>>12521993Ah, I missed the deletion.Browser crash.
I like typing about ponies on my keyboard.
>>12522022Pssst hey... I like that horse
>>12522022You train for months for this kind of incident and when it happened you failed usFor shame
>>12522029My favorite side of the keyboard is the left side cause that's where most of the letters in Dash are
>>12522029I like posting cute ponies on 4chan.
>>12522053If horse was pizza it would be this
>>12522053What do you like about her?>>12522061Great dishonor.
>>12522069>>12522085Nope, she looks better in stockings than me
>>12522083I like posting them and then talking about them
>>12522089>comparing best pizza to worst horse
i need to warm up a bitill take a request, pls keep it simple
>>12522103We're gonna need documentation on that.... for testing reasons...
>>12522126Rainbow Dash wearing a little tailbow
>>12522126Bonbon in a diving bell being grumpy
>>12522099That's she very lovely
MLPG would you consent to being the meat in a non sexual snuggle sandwich with your favorite pony and your least favorite pony?
>>12522126Fleetfoot wrapping her wings around macs neck....that's simple right.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NCA_RCIwrIProve me wrong horsefuckers
>>12522131No you rent-boy
>>12522156I have two ponies tied for favoriteis it the bigger pony or the littler pony?
My guess on Luna's Fall;>Celestia too busy and too important for Luna>Luna feels belittled next to her sister>Luna attempts to become help but ends up failing/making a fool out of herself in front of people manely Celestia>Discovers a way to be as powerful if not more-so>Does it for a bit, works, but gets drunk with power>Goes overboard and loses control over herself and lets NMM take over
so mlpg i mihgt have a problem, i like the comics more than s3also when is the next one coming out
So, are we going to talk about the comic/show or what?Do you guys expect the show to make a mention of Luna's "secret" from the comics int he flashback?
>>12522170You fucking poof knob-jockey.
>>12522164Seconded.The world needs to know about best ship
>>12522170saved for stringing together insults in the future
>>12522170the fuck is a wog?
>>12522205you mah nigga
>>12522201Fuck off don't be a women
>>12522126Dash rubbing fluttershy's tail dock
>>12521736Oh, I just meant that she was probably just expecting to be SUPER LUNA and then she monsterfied. She looked like she was worried when it started. Again, I'm not even trying to say any part of it absolves her of her own deeds and choices. It's making something of a Faustian bargain and then going "oh shit Mephistopheles actually wanted my soul for real"
>>12522194We say her secret in the S4E1 preview, she basically willingly became NMM
>>12522170I'm all for equality, but are there people who still insist that women are as good at contact sports as men?
>>12522226>She loves him>but throws out his yoke and comicsPony wouldn't try to change me, right?Right?
>>12522193That's fine.I enjoyed them a lot more than I did S3 even though I did like S3 quite a bit.It helps that there are less restrictions on the comic so the writers can get away with a lot more stuff you wouldn't see in the show.Price is also a great artist. The guy managed to shoot his way up into my top 5 favorite comic book artist within 3 issues.And the comics are released monthly, anon.
>>12522189My guess: Luna discovers Linkin Park and everything goes downhill from there.
>>12522153She's certainly an affable in-law.
>>12522254Only if you're a pikey wog poof she-man handicapped you're gay
>>12522226One day the world will understand how great those two are together.>>12522270Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the one you love, anon.I'd be willing to give up a lot of my hobbies if it meant being with my waifu.
Which pony is a good oiner(earner)?
>>12522298check out the comic con S4 prieview
>>12522302She's so cute.
>>12522298Did you not watch the preview? Look in the lower left/right hand corner you'll see E4014 represents the season01 the episode
>>12522316Anon jerking off isnt a hobby
>>12522316Every art request I make is for a long time is going to be fleetmac.
>>12522316>giving up hobbies>not sharing them
>>12522316I think I'd prefer living the life of solitude.
>>12522189What no, its clearly stated that luna was jealous of the fact that no ponies enjoyed her beautiful night and that seeing all the ponies sleep through her night leaving her lonely made her angry making her want to dominate the ponies, destroy her sister and make an endless night.re-watch the first episode.
>Luna and Celestia back-story in S4Remember if Faust had it her way we would never have gotten it
>>12522278very well, then i shall not feel badalso, i will be glad i live by myself so i can order these things without embarassment
>>12522360I love this Luna.It really bums me out that outside of the comics and nightmare night we're never going to see her act like this again.
>>12522373That's not a pony at all.
>>12522400That applies to some of the character.
>>12522343>>12522332i must have missed something i dont come here often during the hiatus do you guys have a link?
>>12522360WowLuna usually seems like such a nice pony, but here she's just plain crabby!
I think season 4 will be better than season 3
>>12522370Yeah that was pretty much where I was going with that, everyone looks to Celestia, what if Celestia just became a bit to uppity on her high horse and actually was kind of a dick to luna?
>>12522360I thought that was Derpy at first.
>>12522415MLPG would you go to Equestria if everyone had really over the top Ausie accents and used words you dont understand like bozz wonger and such?
>>12522393>embarassmentThere's nothing to be embarrassed about when it comes to these comics. All-ages comics are usually better than a lot of the comics being put out right now.I pick up the MLP comics from my LCS every time a new issue comes out and almost no one gives a fuck or says anything about it unless they want to talk about the comic.
>>12522431http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnlquKcFM58starts 4 minutes
>>12522459We would never know until we find out. Of course, it would be Twilight that would be in Celestia's hooves this time around.
>>12522480It would make it much more interesting until you insult pony Tim Tams
>>12522501>not laughing at Tim Tams
>>12522480Sure would m8
>>12522451Nigga the preview was better than S3
>>12522524They really are shit
>>12522501>Ausie Pinkie offers you a biscuit>You have no idea she's offering you cookies
OK MLPG you can go to EquestriaBut you are now Derpy. Deal?
>>12522487> nothing to be embarrassed about when it comes to these comicsi feel embarased enough getting regular comics, getting comics for ponies would be too miuchi know that the content is good and that if people read it i would be fine, but they dont, and would think less if they knew i read it
>>12522587can I go after I die?
>>12522480Of course I would. I'd get used to it after a while.
>>12522587>I get to be best background horseYou say it like that's a problem
>>12522571>they're Tim Tams>you become addicted>because they're fucking Tim Tams
>>12522373>>12522373god that looks so fucking tight
>>12522451For the sake of my interest in the show, I hope so.I have only watched most S3 episodes once, something I can't say the same about the previous two seasons.
>>12522587Bbut Derpy is a very ugly pony.>Implying i'm not uglier.
>>12522614well you cant see for shit now
>>12522587which derpy am i? show derpy or brony fanon derpy?
>>12522587Whats wrong with that? She seem to have a normal life in Ponyville.
>>12522491>>12522465i see i am excite
>>12522451I agree for multiple reasons
>>12522633>doesn't exist derpy or brony derpyGee I wonder
>>12522373I legit want to fuck a mare someday.
I still think that this little change to the credits is one of the cutest touches in the whole show:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOSbR-ja2FAany dissenting opinions?
>>12522587>be cute and get mail from hot stud stallionsIs there a downside?>someone's using the pic mewball drew of derpy/care package >on a dump threadFUCK
>>12522451it doesnt take much at all to be better than s3. equestria girls was better than s3.
>>12522627I just have to close one eye if I need to focus
>>12522682same here, and i already have a solid plan to meet this goal.
How is everyone tonight?
oh jesus fucking christ I'm cumming cadence
>>12522465I'm actually excited now. Also delicious storyboards.
>>12522145here you go
>>12522743i am pony
>>12522373>>12522373>tfw been looking for that video since 2006It just does not exist. Only gif.
>>12522743Sad about Regular Show becoming shit
>>12522743Pretty good, watching Goodfellas, it's kind of shit.Will play MGS3 or Soul Calibur 2 in a bit.Favourite pony is still the same as it has been since S2.
>>12522727I'm saving up money to lease a pony/mini mare, or buy one if I have enough. I've been riding horses since I was 8, I'm gonna fuck that pussy so hard she'll love me forever
>>12522777At least you have the comics, right?You have been reading the comics, right?
>>12522768That is a love tail bow.
>>12522768dash being cute when she does not want to be makes her even cuter
>>12522777That's a shame, I used to watch it quite a bit a while ago. I lost interest at some point.
>>12522795woah woah whatI'm gonna need a link over here
>>12522776Gaybeast has it, search "gaybeast: in the archive and somebody gave a working login for it. It contains the word 'redwood'.
>>12522795They make Regular show Comics? That sounds awesome. I don't browse /co/ enough anymore.
>>12522685>>someone's using the pic mewball drew of derpy/care package >>on a dump thread>>FUCKit's not hard to open it in paint, add a black dot to it, post it, then press undo in paint and save again.
http://vimeo.com/71536362SoThis is out.
>>12522657>>12522752The good thing about this is that the new pony show is at November!>>12522798That is one of her charms.
>>12522831I don't watch brony shit.
>>12522795>regular show comicswait, what?
>>12522164>>12522226So I'm behind on the comics, could someone fill me in a little on the Fleetfoot/Big Mac thing?
>>12522777what seriously?nooocaptcha: irregular itylnef
>>12522768Why is she so cute?
>>12522829Too much muscle man and repeating plotsthey seem to have given up on worldbuilding and character development rigby is comic relief now
>>12522768I love dolled up Dash
>>12522743Happy as fuck for some reason.Today is going to be great day. I can just feel it.Have a best pony
>>12522857FF crash with Mac and that's it.
>>12522812>>12522825>not being aware of the RS comic written by KC motherfucking GreenI'm disappointed in both of you.http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/8618714/Regular_Show_comics_issue_1__amp__2
>>12522779Watch The Sopranos. It's a good show, it's more about Tony's dysfunctional family than the mafia.
>>12522857It's just a Big Mac micro.The Comic arc after Nightmarity hasn't started yet.
>>12522886I'm disappointed in myself as wellthanks anon
>>12522892>microIt's the main series and it's a two parter.
>>12522892Uh.The Big Mac arc IS the one after Nightmare Rarity
any of all y'all RI niggas wanna smoke the fuck up and jack off to poniesI grow my own Maple Leaf Indica nigga, that's that good shit, word to your mother
>>12522886Does bird and coon still get into magical 1980's shenanigans?
>>12522857comic spoilers inboundfleetfoot crashes/gets a concision/falls in love with mac/gets transported to the hospital/mac continues to look for nail
>>12522892Dude.The Big Mac thing isn't a microIt's the main comic.Instead of a full 4 issue arc we're getting a Big Mac 2 issue miniarc and a Teenage Cadence and Shining Armor 2 issue miniarcAfter that it's pirates but don't know if it's a full 4 issue arc or not
>>12522892>the comic arc after Nightmarity hasn't started yetTHIS IS THE COMIC ARC AFTER NIGHTMARITYSEE#9MY LITTLE PONY
>>12522890I like the mafia aspect, but would rather see the intricacies of the operations than the violence, which is why I'm not digging this movie.
>>12522878I love that picture, have this one in return.
>>12522743i'm doing alright i guessi woke up too late and haven't been very productive though. feels bad.
>>12522945I wonder what it's like to be that little of a pony
so i havent been around since the end of the season, has mlpg had any events like friendoffs or such?if so, are there any links to the results of said events?
>>12522969Rarity doesn't look to happy with Pinkie Pie.
Semen Scoops and her endless hunger for big mac
>>12522969Didn't that have more dialogue?
>>12522963Pine Barrens is a good standalone episode. You don't need to know anything about the show, it's a great comedic episode between Paulie and Chris.
>Jim Cummings will never guest star on FiM
>>12523026I wouldn't know, I don't remember where I saved it from.
>>12523018No special events.We really should organize a new one but unfortunately it will probably be art only since we barely have any writefags left
>>12523020And yet she didn't say anything to her, and they were hanging out more often after they got back.What happened on that handcart ride?
>>12523018Not really, the last one fell through pretty hard.
>>12523018This is the last known event from the general:http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/>>12523029Thats a mighty cute horse.
>>12522831Beats the hell out of the wedding one
>Who else is excited for the Luna turning into NMM again episode?Yeah, real hyped. It's not like good characters learn lessons and develop or anythinglets just keep her flat
>>12522831>http://vimeo.com/71536362I stopped watching that a long time ago
>>12523018Wasn't that writefag event dne after the season? I barely remember that.
>>12523090Sent doesn't know what he wants.It's a flashback episode anyway, that's pretty clear.
>>12523090It's more than likely a flashback mate
>>12523090If you pay attention to the dialog it looks more like a flashback episode from Celestia's perspective.
>>12523029thanks aj. you're a good pony>>12523070im gonna be doing studies now though
>>12522963There's not very much violence in the series honestly. It's mostly about the internal politics of the mafia and Tony's family interfering with it than anything.
YETETEDED ETEDEDEWANDER OVER YONDER
>>12523065>>12523054>>12523050i see, that is unfortunatei will chalk it up to haitus and hope for better during the seasonshut up, i can dream :_:
>>12522831>twinkle sceneoh christ me sides
I need some horsefucking videos
>>12523144BUT THE HIATUS IS ALMOST OVERJUST STAY UNTIL THE NEW SEASON STARTS
>>12523128STRAM STUDIESWe'll keep you honest.
>>12523120It was done:http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/>>12523090Its a Flashback rather than a new event.
>>12523029>"Up! Uppy!">"Applejack you are a grown pony, you're too big to be held what are you even doing">"Just pick me up before I hit you."
>>12523120>writefag eventi would greatly appreciate a link to the results of such an event
>>12523144Well have fun in your nonpony related things.Also I hope you read the comics
>>12523144We haven't had writefags since last seasonSo no more Friend offs.Though we did get that bitching event Nobby did.http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/
Betcha can't make me horny, MLPG
>>12523157>almostwhen does the hiatus end, cause i thought it was several more months
>>12523144I think the reason for that is that the hiatus is extremely long and no one really want to stay here during the hiatus.
>>12523182>>12523165I still feel bad since I fwlt like I didn't run it properly.
>>125232284 months left
>>12523228It ends near the end of November.
is this rape?
>>12523242It's not your fault.
>>12523201>So there was like this pony, right>And she was all like aww yeah I'm a pony>and the guy was all I want to have sex with you pony>and he took out his weenier and they totally did it>but they were like super load and junk and everyone heard and they got mad>they had a real boner to pick with them
>>12523307how about a gif?
>>12523232well that is why i left, so i shall hold out hope>>12523198>no writefagsbut why?>>12523186i have, they are quite good
>>12523242Its your first time, so it kind of expected. To be honest, you should have remove the word count limit but otherwise, it was fun to write things for the event.
>>12523307Horsefuckers we may be, but we do not fuck horses.
>>12523163i mean if you want to i guess i don't really mind or anythingso to clarify this is a study stream, aka no fun allowed. i might pony later, but ive only done one still life today so far which isn't really enough to justify screwing aroundhttp://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist also im just playing a generic electronic mix
>>12523251>>12523250>>12523248that is not soon
>>12523307Try somewhere that isn't a thread for cartoon ponies.
>>12523320Well, we do have Aspirant (kind of, he's still mostly busy of late) and SmutAnon and some other anons.
>>12523320they left because shitposters.
>>12523317yes, pls imgur them
>>12523340At least is not February.
>>12523340But it is. 4 months is nothing. Man i'm only 26 and days are flying by....
>>12523340It's sooner than we were expecting.It was supposed to start in the winter, and most people were expecting february or later.
>>12523242trying but doing poorly is better than not trying at all
>>12523320because, my dear anon, mlpg doesn't care about fanfiction anymore. most of them moved to /mlp/ proper. even quests aren't done on the sub anymore
>>12523384That's because the sub is ded.
>>12523304>>12523304you suck at this mang
>>12523330I thought a little limit would try to foster some creative thinking and shit.>>12523268>>12523375I guess. I doubt I'll do it again though.
>>12523392I remember the one time a 70 year old poster showed up and the first thing people asked him was "do you have a waifu?"
>>12523407The sub was never alive.
>>12523392There's a 70 something year old that hangs out around here and a few other boards.
>>12523384There wasn't enough traffic on the sub to support most quests, even the ones on this board struggle to find enough players.
3 requests, flutterpubes, taildock rubbing, and dash's taildocktaildocks everywhere whoaahttp://sadpanda.us/images/1768337-TR2BD2V.png
>>12523384>even quests aren't done on the sub anymorethat's wrong
Those heads are kinda wonky, LK
>>12523356>>12523360>>12523384this makes me sad, we used to be such a source of creativityi was hoping the lack of writers in last friendoff and ponyordie would cause more writers start up
>>12523470Those DnD things don't count.
>>12523418Its more of a flow with writing, really. There was hardly any word limit in the Friendoff/Pony or Die and people can simply write things without worrying about a set limit to how much they need to write. I recall some writers at that time thought they couldn't write anything due to the word limit that was presented.
ok MLPG you can live in EquestriaBut to get in you have to marry your least favorite pony or else you'll get deported. And you have to make it seem believable. Do you accept?
>>12523320>but why?most of them are in the secret writefag skypechat
>>12523484How much of it do you think can be blamed on the hiatus?
>>12523484>we used to be such a source of creativitythe creativity died a long time ago unless you want fetish fuel
>>12523500NahEquestria isn't much better than here, and I don't want to be immediately held down
>>12523462Ha, I always love those expressions. And that little curl makes me giggle.
>>12523478That's LK?Because it looks bad. Like really bad. Don't know why tough.
>>12523484Fraid' not, would be nice if that were the case, but the last event we hadtried pretty well cleaned house unfortunately.Someone went to jail while others have no time out of the ones we have left.
>>12523478its not the head, its the eye shape and snout
>>12523500>marry fluttershyJokes on you, I pick my favourites/least favourites based on their show roles instead of their personalities.
>>12523478>soon only Spike will need to use the balloon
>>12523484That's what I was trying to do with the writefag event, but it didn't work out.Still, we have plenty of new artists around.>>12523499My mistake then.
>>12523500>sethistos OCno thanks
>>12523529twilight is part shrek
>>12523478Heads have never been his strong suit for pone.
>>12523545but pank can already fly with SCIENCEwatch the show mang
>>12523484When the writing event occur, a shitposter start shitposting about fanfic all the time. You know that shitposting involving TAW? Think that. Hell, I suspect that shitposter is the same one that does it with TAW in the other hiatus.>>12523513It was never hiatus.>>12523500I do not think she is the type that gets married. In other words, I am screwed.
this kinda stuff gets me every time
>>12523573I really think that thing was bought from the prank store like the Party Canon
>>12523573He's talking about princesses, anon.
>>12523526I really need to work on my expressions though, i feel like i sameface a lot of times
>>12523478I'm a bit worried about how good he's gonna do at the con with this print quality, honestly
What did she just see?
>>12523597this is awfulwhat the fuck?
Just saw Pacific Rim, was pretty kick ass.I still don't understand the point of the first nuke
>>12523580>Hell, I suspect that shitposter is the same one that does it with TAW in the other hiatus.you flatter me, but i wasn't involved in that
>>12523606LK is out of practice.
>>12523609the first nuke was supposed to be the one to actually blow the riftFor obvious reasons they had to fall back on a backup
>>12523597LK was never that good anyways.brownies will still buy it
>>12523601me sucking another mares futa penis
>>12523573I miss Shout so much
>>12523609I was supposed to be for the rift, but after learning about how the rift works, it had to be used as a cover for gypsy danfer
>>12523484>we used to be such a source of creativityLet's not kid ourselves here.
>>12523597The fuck man.He's better than that. Much better.
>>12523663Start drawing like him, you could be Shout2.0 with practice.
>>12523628wow shit, you weren't kidding
>>12523663He's still here from time to time as Anon.
>>12523597>>12523478To be perfectly honest, LK was never an outstandingly good artist, he's more of a jack of all tradesAnd it's not like anyone else is trying any harder with their prints
>>12523545But Spike is going to become a princess too.
>>12523694This is secretly my desire. Unfortunately I can't draw as cleanly as quickly as him yet.
>>12523595Yeah, I do notice you use a pretty neutral face frequently; your ponies are lot of fun when you mix it up with silly and nervous expressions, though. Maybe exaggerate emotions more frequently? I'm not the best advice guy.
>>12523633His pony work was always pretty nice. Not mind boggling, but good. This is just straight up shit.
\>>12523580>>12523534>>12523551maybe i'll try my hand at writing when hiatus ends>>12523520>>12523680we were still creative, even if most of the writing had turned torwards porn, there were still some creativity
>>12523630>>12523666Couldn't Striker have just grabbed the Cat 5 monster and jumped in?
Anyone want to take a crack at making moot a Sparkle Dash pony?>>>/q/714940
>>12523663shout was funny when he did silly situations, not funny when trying to do "messages"
>>12523704How do you get over to it? I tried copying and pasting that thing he posted but it didn't take me to the thread
>>12523708Can dragons becomes princesses?
>>12523742Striker was built to just be able to go up against a class 4.The class 5 was obviously waybeyond it's power
>>12523742and deal with 2 other kaijus up his ass and potentially activating the nuke ahead of time?
>>12523748>messageswhat do you mean?
>>12523764http://boa rds .4ch an.org/b/res/49 7156564
>>12523742he could ofbut that shit is a 5no one knows what that thing was capable of
>>12523764I just went to /b/ and it happened to be the first thread
>>12523771>>12523773Ok that makes sense
>>12523787it's 404ing for me toomaybe it's dead?
>>12523677>human anusyou do not belong here
>>12523804where should I go?
>>12523766Yes.Why wouldn't they be?Who says they can't?I'll kill 'em.
>>12523748I didn't really mind to be honest. I save pretty much everything I see of his. Honestly Shout got me to serious up about drawing. I loved how he could make me laugh just by drawing something silly. Plus he drew a lot of Twinkie
>>12523744It's already been done nigga
>>12523801It's not.Here's the pic and link anywayshttp://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2013-08-02/story/jacksonville-police-responding-homicide-call-thursday-nightSeems pretty legit. Fucked up shit.
>>12523816Rarity when you marry Spike he will be a prince...Right? You can't be a alicorn princess and marry a princess, can you?
>>12523830please give me another chance
>>12523812out into the wilderness, there you shall find yourself
Paralytic Stalks was ok
>>12523838>jaxI think I'll extra lock my doors tonight
>>12523801Nah, the thread is still very alive, I'm on it right now. (guy who told everyone to go over).boards.4chan.org/b/res/497156564#p497165628put the "http://" before that and it should work.
Conjuring was intense
>>12523841Well, I guess if you suck my dick you can stay.
>>12523801>maybe it's dead?Well something certainly is....
>>12523869>12523869Well that worked, not sure why the copy pasting didnt before thanks
>>12523840>You can't be a alicorn princess and marry a princess, can youSays who? When did you become an alicorn expert? Show me where it says a princess can't marry a little boy pretending to be a princess. Show me.
>>12523834the guy who got me seriously into drawing fell apart and burned.but i will continue
>>12523898Rarity are all your new laws going to be like this
>>12523898Spike is going to be a giant dragon soon. He ain't ganna be a little boy.
>>12523877but I'm not gay...
>>12523885i wonder what jessy smells like
I'm going to put my penis in pony's ear.
>>12523890Go to your room
>>12523834But he hated Twilight x Pinkie.
>>12523891No prob. Let's go investigate.
>>12523933Then don't swallow.
>>12523942You won't be able to sneak up on her because she'll hear you coming
>>12523885>SanguiniusEvery time I hear that name I keep thinking of the primarch instead of the person
>>12523933the word gay doesnt exist in equestria so you can blow as many dicks as you want!
>>12523967that looks like a beard
Psttt. Hey kid. Wanna buy a pony?
>>12523890OOOOHHHHHH!!!!! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?! OH MY GOOSSSHHHH.
>>12523914A pretty dress in every home. Fine suits for every stallion. Free makeovers for everyone. And let's not forget little colt harems for every mare >>12523927Oh, so now you're a dragon expert too, hotshot?
>>12523988yes, is it pink?
>>12523959No he didn't.
>>12523967>all those fur tufties everywhereOVER THE LINE
>>12523959Sure he did
>>12523959Well I don't really know his personal feelings about it but he drew enough lots of stuff.
>>12523993Part of it is pink.
>>12524018there's no water in that tub
>>12524020it was his favorite ship.
>>12524027then it's not pink enough, go away
which ponies would be which alignment?
>>12524036I thought so but I didn't want to argue about it either.
>>12524044They would all be lawfully adorable
>>12523978He named himself after the Primarch. He's from /tg/
>>12524044Rarity/Twilight: LawPinkie/Fluttershy/AJ: neutral Dash: Chaos because she's terrible and a terrible pony would most likely be a chaosfag.
>>12524044Why, all ponies follow the rightful path of God. Wouldn't you?
>>12524076This guy seems pretty trustworthy
>>12524068Okay, now I don't feel so badBy the way, best primarch.EVEN HER COMBAT IZ GRACEFUL
>>12523838Okay, that is officially not cool at all. One bit.
YOU"RE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOUR PINKOR BALLOONS FLYING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE DRINKTHE LOVE I FEEL HERE IS SWIM NOT SINKAS WE PARTY ACROSS THIS LANDThat feeling I had watching Season 1. I feel it again.The magic is back.
>>12523978i remember a guy from unicon who was interviewed and he called himself destroyer chaos brony in the interview in normal conversation. i thought that was weird as hell.
>>12524072>Pinkie>not chaosYou're loco in the coco.And only best ponies are allowed on best alignment. Lawfags can go suck small angel dick.
This is canon ugliest pony
>>12524110I knowwwwwwSo hype
>>12524110me too manme toofeels good
why FiW episode is doing all this brony shitthe snow thing isn't a episode why they parody it :|
>>12523885Wait Sanguinius is actually a girl!?!?!?!!!
>>12524126>there are people who get off to this
>>12524119>chaos>best alignmenthaha, no
>>12524145because is made by bronies?
>>12524145Becuase it deserved a good mockingBeside the people who watch FiW are likely to be readily familiar with Snowdrop.
>>12524110is good feels now.
>>12524119Pinkie is a person that tries to befriend everyone. She wouldn't align herself with Law or Chaos just because she wouldn't want either side to be sad or something.>And only best ponies are allowed on best alignmentYes, that's why Rarity serves the glorious lord, YHVH and his thousand year kingdom.Twilight is there too I guess.
>>12523885Wow, Jessy got fatter.
If each main character had a test to master their element and become an alicorn, what kind would they each have?
>>12524166You're right, The Greater good is better.
>>12524150lol u tk him 2da bar|?
>>12524177i stalk jessy pretty closely, she has definitely lost weight.
>>12523885threesome leak when
>>12524178We /co/ feels?
>>12524179I'm not sure there was a better one for Fluttershy then what she had to do to get Discord to soften up.
It's gonna be a fun weekend!
>>12524179>To become the new element of laughter, you must climb the mountains of grump and make the most depressed hermit in the world laugh
>>12524214Hey. You guys jelly of my new cape?
>>12524129>>12524134>>12524173I'm not trying to imply anything major here, but I'm seeing a mini-parallel this and The Simpsons. Believe me I'm not one of those people who thinks FiM is the greatest thing man has ever put on TV. Season 1-3 of The Simpsons under the original writers was a darn good show. It wasn't until Season 4 when the second wave of writers came on board that the show elevated its self to absolute classic territory. Could pony pull of something similar? We'll find out soon enough.
>>12524119God, I need a pony version of these outfits so badly. They're seriously so good.And who else is enjoying SMT4 here? It's my first actual SMT (I tried P3P but i forgot about it) and god it's been so much fun so far. Been doing some of the challenge quests before properly going into Japan (Minotaur was a cunt, and David is a cunt too).
Is Bronycon expensive?
>>12524179Fluttershy has to endure being facesat on by every pony in Ponyville, nonstop, one after the other, and she has to service them all. If any one fails to achieve orgasm from her rimming skills then she fails the test and must wait 2 weeks before retaking her alicorn test.
>want to go to bronycon and have fun with MLPG>can't
>>12524248fifty bucks a day plus Baltimore isn't cheap
>>12524221I guess it wasn't quite that big a trial after all.And she hasn't mastered her Kindness yet.
>pony will never give you a hoofjob
>>12524262Wait, is the con 50$ a day? or do you mean a hotel? Because jesus fuck no thanks
>>12524246i havent bought it yet cause i havent played strange journey yet
>>12524242I can believe thatThe writers now know what they can and can not doThey have the money and motivationThey can do it
>>12524248$150 for 3 day pass$50 for an autograph from VAsplus all the restaurants and hotels near the convention area charge insane pricesif you are close enough to drive there you are lucky and get to save money on plane trip
>>12523838Please tell me this is fake.
>>12522340>those huge haunchesUNF
>>12524242anythings possible, just got to wait and see.
>>12524294>$150 for 3 day pass>for a shitty fandom conlel
>>12524293Nice haircut faggotron
mlpg pony just hugged my buttwhat should I do?
>>12524248Give Appledan the d
>>12524288That's what people were saying so I think so yeah.That's pretty stupidly expensive, I mean I'm going to DragonCon in a month and that's only $125 for 4 days.Of course the hotel is 400 a night
>>12524256Next year man save up and plan for it
>>12524293the hair briefly made me think you were creber
>>12524231I thought i'd be somethin like Fill a stadium full of ponies to watch you tell jokes or make the griffon king laugh to avert total war
>>12524312I will.Hopefully all the people I'd want to hang with will still be around next year.
>>12524288I'd put you up for free if I was anywhere near a con ;_;
>>12524242>>12524292i admire your hype for s4but i've been burned enough by fimat this point, it's just safer to not be excited for anything and just pray it doesn't suck. low expectations means that i won't be surprised if it sucks, and i'll be happy that it doesn't completely blow
>>12524294HAHA WOWwow, I go to AC every year and it's only 60$ for 4 days. jesus fuck I won't ever go to BC if it's like that. I don't think I'm popufur enough to sell merch anyway. Maybe some other ponycon idkI hear they're all trash?
>>12524311>hotel is 400 a nightjesus fuck, are they sleeping on solid gold sheets?
>>12524291You don't really need to. But you should since it's a great game anyways.
>>12524311$120 - $160 seems to be about the standard for con prices these days
>>12523154oh fuck I need to cum so bad
>>12524325I'd probably be cool with sharing rooms
>>12524327Basically, the buzz is that there are too many brony conventions and they're choking each other out as well as doing themselves in with lots of amateurs fucking up funds and events.
>>12524306hug her butt back
>>12524327bronycon is the biggest, so you'd ear some decent dosh there
>>12524327I wonder why
>>12524337They jack up the prices for that con weekend unfortunately.splitting it 4 ways so it's not too bad.
>>12524291You don't need to play Strange Journey or any of the previous games.I am happy to have STEVEN back, though.
>>12524327>I go to AC every year
>>12524305>>12524313You'd be surprised how many girls dig the long hair.One more shot
>>12524373When we're relevant.
>>12524348I thought for sure that Unicon would be an end to all the cons but they just keep happening.
how does this make you feel, MLPG?
>>12524348Hilarious how the fucking Sonic fandom can do cons right. Only 2 a year, one in the UK (since 2005-6) and one in the US (since 20010-11).
>>12524338what was so great about it? I played it and found it lackluster
>>12524327Cons are fun. Go to another city, act like a jackass for a few days, get it all out of your system, go home.EFNW has been super fun both years. It's worth trying before saying you'll never do it.
>>12524373Wish we were organized enough to do thatIt'd be neat to take the bus and meet MLPGers on the way
>>12524358Ocean's Eleven is probably my favorite movie ever.
>>12524385When Peter New signed that Unicon shirt at Everfree "Best Con Ever" I lost my shit.
>>12524375you best tie it up with a bow nigga
>>12524387I feel itchy
>>12524375Holy shit use shampooyou've got more grease than a fucking pepperoni pizza
>>12524395She said she goes to Anime ConI'm sure she gets it
>>12524396What if MLPG goes on tour?
>>12524391It's a very unique premise (sci-fi/horror with demons fucking around), with great atmosphere and challenging dungeon crawling.
>>12524395>EFNWI've been planning on going to that. I live right there, so I really don't have a reason not to...I just don't know anyone there and feel like I'll be standing around awkwardly for most of it.
whenever you guys find something to collectively hate you get along so well
>>12524422No, I'm in C room
>>12524356okay, legit, do you guys think I'm popufur/good enough for merch sales?>>12524363I dunno, sure it's a furry con but it's fun as shit>>12524395I'm thinking about going to EFNW at least
>>12524422I just cleaned it today you silly filly
>>12524426Shut up Pinkie go fall down a mountain of dicks
>>12524419>MLPG RV road tripwhat's the worst that could happen?
>>12524388It's not there aren't legit pony cons see: BronyCon EFNW FE EQLA
>>12524437>popufur enoughno>good enoughyes
>>12524437I don't follow the fandom anymore save mlpg stuff so I have no idea.
>>12524437Popular I have no idea, but yeah you're good enough. You just need to make yourself more known.
>>12524419of the world? cause we are located all over
>>12524437Start with a small booth and make plenty of really cute non lewd things to sell in case the lewd stuff isn't moving stock
>>12524437I like your art a lot and wish I could do what you do I'm art jealous.
>>12524437Whore yourself out more and explode with indignation at any criticism.Furries will flock to you.
>>12524396This is not a new idea, in fact it has been executed already.
>>12524437>good enoughnobut bronies will pay $$ for literal horse shit, plus your (allegedly) a gril XD so you could probably snag a fair bit of sweaty nerd cash for little effort
>>12524444>>12524419How would this work? You agree to get on a bus with strangers as you pick up more strangers and do stupid shit in the meantime, touring the US until you decide to get off and hitch a ride home or the route reverses?
>>12524458Who?No, I'm nobody
>>125244765 dudes meeting at an amusement park is not MLPGcon
>>12524485Take a guess.
>>12524437>I'm thinking about going to EFNW at leastFucking do it. Before the Fire Marshal had a word with con ops the dealer room was so packed I could hardly move. And it was a big fucking room.
>>12517268I don't know, but I do know my new Fleshlight feels amazing if I imagine it's Luna.
>>12524484Some guy in Seattle from here I Skype chatted with a touch before EFNW.
Pony loves you.
>>12524451That's 3 cons too many for something like FIM.Local meet up/small cons I can understand, but how many big cons are there this year alone?
>>12524495>furryok, he isn't
>you can run on for a long time>for a lonnng time>sooner or later gonna cut you down
>>12524489>tfw not a popular british mlpger so couldn't participatehow many of those guys are still around anyway
>>12524444Leth's GPS program glitches and anon drives the bus right into the Grand Canyon.
>>12524520Applejack you don't have fingersYou can't play guitar
>>12524387Like they need to wear paper bags when I fuck them. From behind. Just to be sure.
>>12524514Why would she?>>12524519>he
>>12524497>tfw in the middle of the US>The big cons are both equally as far away from me
>>12524444The bus stops near a horse farm and never moves on.
>>12524517Ideally 3 in the US. East coast, west coast, something in the middle. Being realistic, one on each coast. Then one in Canada and one in the UK and yeah, that's still a lot of them...
>>12524520What a fucking stupid horse strumming her retard ska band white-kid bait at a honky-tonk bar.
>>12524508Is it worth spending the extra money? I'd rather just use my hand and save $80. I'd save up for a Venus 2000.
>>12524538>tfw not American>tfw everything is in America.
>>12524538>there will never be a texas ponyconjust kill me
>>12524545>implying that would be bad
>>12524538How far north are you?http://www.nightmarenights.net/
>>12524517I would classify these as "big" that have occurred/scheduled for 2013.EQLAUniconFiesta EquestriaEverfree NorthwestBUCKBronyconGalaconBronycanI mean fuck I'm probably still missing several. And plus you could get into the semantics of what is considered a "big" con to add more to the list.
>>12524538>Florida>Nothing here besides BCS and Nanaki
>>12524520Whenever I see one of Disco's old pics it kind of bums me out.I really looked up to that dude and thought he was cool.I never did take up drawing, but his stuff really made me want to.When I learned how much of a cunt he was it was like my parents telling me Santa wasn't real.
>>12524538>going to be what sounds like a decent sized pony con like half an hour from my house>don't even think I'd enjoy it and probably shouldn't waste the money anyway
>>12524538>>12524555>>12524562do people other than artists really want to attend these?
>>12524574both of them are fucking here?why does this state just attract the worst kind of people
>>12524452>>12524459>>12524461>>12524463oh my god im literally blushing thank you guys so muchI think I might make some buttons firstI have around 3000+ followers total I think? so I dont know, I think that's quite a few people>>12524497How much is it usually?
>>12524588>tumblr star hat.gif
>>12524582They want to meet the artists and buddy buddy with them.
>>12524582Have you never been to a convention?Not even a ponycon, just a regular convention for something you enjoy?
>>12524577You didn't know from his idecil days?
>>12524570Colorado, and I'd rather go to a big con and not some get together con
>>12524588I think EFNW is fairly cheap.If you're fine sharing to save money, I think there's at least four or five people on mlpg that live in the area.
>>12524562>>12524570>>12524582They're... fun.It's pony panels, looking at merchandise, finding people doing things in corners, meeting artists you liked, getting drunk with strangers and watch ponies, etc.
>>12524562There was Just one this past June Anon.>>12524517I would say 4 is a good number considering how many people the attendance each has had. There are too many little cons trying to be big cons however. When it comes to overseas that's a whole other story.
>>12524572>>12524549All this shit for a not even 5 year old cartoon? Seems stupid. All it really needs is just a Bronycon, BUCK and a bunch of smaller cons/meet ups for local talent/fans.
>>12524588Damn nigga you's kawaii.Follow your dreams you nignog. If you're filling commissions, you can work a con booth.
>>12524606I don't get it.
>>12524588>How much is it usually?This year I payed $50 for a 3-day during prereg. Hotel was $115 a night. Train tickets cost me $70.
>>12524582Autistic fun is still fun
>>12524606link to moot thread?>>12524606
>>12524625>forgetting west coast
How much do I have to draw to become a namefag
>>12524607Nah.I wasn't big into Homestuck so I never followed him or his blogs and stuff. I really didn't know that much about him outside of the fact he drew HS stuf prior to ponies.
>>12524588you are going to efnw? you can stay at my house since i live close, to save money.pls red pls
>>12524588hey redivwanna go together
>>12524588Yeah, start out small like that other anon said. Some buttons and simple prints. SFW at first, and try to focus more on canon characters for the first time.
>the cold and clouds are slowly returning to SeattleYESTHE 9 MONTH WINTER SHALL RETURN
>>12524604do you really buddy buddy uo with people you've never met>>12524605sure, but they werent filled with bronies>>12524617>getting drunk with strangers and watch poniesok, this is an explanation i understand
>>12524646Like once every couple of days if you're goodMore often if you're not
I haven't masturbated to ponies in months
>>12524670Someone drew Mewanon interacting with red.
>>12524646You need to operate on a regular schedule
>>12524680>do you really buddy buddy uo with people you've never metIf you can order a meal at McDonald's you can make friends at a con.
>>12524646Never, You just need to be entertaining, obnoxious, or extremely level headed.
>>12524646Do a drawing a day, post it. Let us pick it apart, try to make it better and let us tell you it's shit.Repeat until somebody cares enough to ask who you are.
>>12524606Jesus christ AppleDan
>>12524646all of the poniesevery day
>>12524704You keep saying this, but it's not as easy as you're making it sound.
>>12524676>Only 9 months>laughing Canadians.jpg
>>12524711I like this guy. Give me a simple request so I can do this.
>>12524715It's moot, what exactly did you expect
>>12524695>They both spend the time being 2shy>lyra barges in and yells at them to just fuck already
>>12524670No I can't go with youJust a rule of Thumb
>>12524695the pony or the human?and did gr ever finish that pic of his human oc and red?
>>12524646even if your are new artist and draw little you will be fine as long as your arnt an asshole who complains a lot about stupid shitlike creepycurse, bcs and ross
>>12524686Sexy Southern belle ponies are my favorite
>>12524724Pinkie eating cake.
>>12524724Applebloom playing with a commodore 64
>>12524686I'm trying to cut back on masturbation because I was told that could elevate my mood, but I can't stop.I don't know what's wrong with me.
>>12524724rarity horse anus
>>12524552The new Flight is pretty fucking nice. I got the Pilot, not the Instructor.Back before my Stamina Training Unit started breaking down, it was like THE BEST. Period.
>>12524723>live in canada>daytime temperatures nearing 40cFuck this noise, why can't stereotypes be accurate
>>12524719Just go and talk to people
>>12524724Fluttershy as a dragon fucking a 1963 VW 23 window deluxe micro bus full of critters having sex and cheering her on.
>>12524724Pony that fell asleep while sitting
>>12524741You've developed a dependancy
>>12524735what if sweetie was a southern belle
>>12524704is it really that easythen i probably should have gone to the baltimore one
>>12524552> $80Some of the newer models are more like $40, and some of us like to actually move our hips / move our hands. Venus 2000 is some crazy "let's sit and get stroked off all day" shit.
>>12524751rara makes some cute faces
>>12524719Just pop some benzos
>>12524552> saving up for a $1000 (non-discount) stroke-me machine> instead of just using a handWhat is this
>>12524676>clouds moving back in
>>12524759>>12524759Raaaa watching her slave.gif
>>12524629when slitting your wrist you want to cut along the vein not across it. that way blood loss is greater and its impossible to sew back together. now you can do it too!!!
>>12524745That's the one that's supposed to make you cum really fast so you build up resistance, right? I figure if I save up a few hundred monthly I can get the Venus 2000, and that would pretty much replace my masturbation tools for the rest of my life. I'm 5..6" so I'm not sure if I'd fit, I don't know what the dimensions are for the Fleshlight
>>12524748That's easier said than done.
>>12524753what's your deal anywayare you just mad about milky
>tfw no cons/meet ups in my countryThere are plenty of bronies in my university, I don't think I've seen or heard anything about a meet up.Then again, I haven't bothered to check.
>>12524757Am I going to die?
>>12524790No, I know about committing suicide, I just meant about AppleDan. What's his beef?
>>12524552yes its worth it but warming the fleshlight and cleaning it is a pain.it is still way better than hand.
>>12524719What I mean by this is:At a con (especially a freakin' pony con) you are surrounded by thousands of people who all share a similar (and extremely niche) interest. That right there is the hardest obstacle to meeting new people eliminated. Turn to the person next to you in line (which there will be no shortage of) and ask "so how'd you get into the show" or use your environment. See they're wearing an RD shirt and ask "So is RD your favourite? Why?"
>>12524775>mixing benzos and alcoholNever do this unless you want to get arrested, benzos have very limited usage beyond a moderate dose, because past that they turn you into a stumbling slurring asshole
>>12524809I did a double take at a poster some bronies put up at my universityApparently they are in the music school and are putting on a show of "Brony Music" whatever that means.
>>12524616yeah, I'll have to start saving soon then, tfw no real job currently>>12524627you guys are too rad, thank you ;_;>>12524667>>12524670yes, also anon you should probably talk to me not being anon!!>>12524695technically there's a red anon?
>>12524774>puffy cheeks + scrunchhnngso cutei just want to ping her cheeks
>>12524790>Remember kids, it's down the street, not around the corner
>>12524814Probably just a gut response to "hey this [insert namefag] is pretty cool and blah blah blah what should he do?
>>12524768A friend I went with and I were sitting in the hotel's bar after the last panel for the night. We got talking about how far we've traveled. He was from Alaska, we were from Missouri. We talked for maybe an hour. He bought us both a drink.In retrospect he was probably gay but his incite on the 'con scene' was interesting. We're Facebook friends now.
>>12524774She really does.
>>12524801I'm almost certain I didnt make that post, why the hell would I want moot to know that I personally posted in his shitposting thread. It's pretty much begging for a ban of some sort.
>>12524676>SeattleAHAHA TIME FOR DOTA
>>12524812nah, you can still quit it cold turkeybut you might need helpget away from here, we are nothing but enablers
>>12524830Yeah, that one revadiehard drew getting fucked and filled with cum
>>12524830he's talking about the pony maybe human
>>12524832>around the cornerAre you cutting your goddamned leg off
>>12524830>technically there's a red anon?W-what do you mean
>>12524858that would be a cool and effective way to suicide
>you will never have a cute chest tuft
>>12524842I left out the part about the two of us MET someone from Alaska. Good god, that kind of changes the whole meaning of that.
>>12524863jez aj, dont be such a cunt
>>12524791Depends on what you order with the Venus. I've had friends that like it, but I look at it as a one-grand cumbox.The STU doesn't make you cum super duper fast necessarily - you'll have your normal curve. But when your glans starts flaring (i.e. you're getting ready to cum) the nubs deeper in start to feel really intense. Basically it trains you to edge off of the point of no return until you WANT to cum. It also sort of trains you into recognizing when you're likely to cum and back off it, i.e. in real sex with a partner.If you want "GONNA CUM FAST" there's the Wonder Wave and maybe the Speed Bump textures, whatever they're called now. The regular-sized models would fit you just fine (they reckon for 4.5" to 6" as an average, big guys don't get screwed out of the experience) though they're like $70, the smaller Flights are $40, Sex in a Can even less.The STU is the only "sexual training" thing I'd recommend.
>>12524832is down the road, not across the street, I have no idea what going around the corner means. Cutting your elbow?
>>12524667Are you just going to try and rape her in her sleep?
>>12524872You can get some masculine chest hair if you have a good physique for itnext best thing really
>>12524892it's just not the same
>>12524890no, but i will attempt to have sex with her legally.
>>12524872tufts a shit
BRONYCON STRAM WHEREDAY I STARTED
>>12524881>>12524863> Applejack forgets her last canon lesson> AgainWhat the Hell do you think Celestia does for 'remedial' students?I'm guessing exponents tables.
>>12524892>not shaving your body clean
>>12524858>>12524832Remember, kids; it's through the roof, not out the back door.
>>12524913>not wanting all the apples
>>12524911It's 1:30 in the morning hereIf anything is streaming, it's a sex web cam
>>12524845oh mythat's...really fucking cutedo you have the one with spike blowing a raspberry into rarity's stomach?
>>12524929>Joker and Harley Quinn sex webcam
>>12524927>shitting out a gun. I don't think anyone would make that mistake.
>>12524929>a sex web cam> bronycon sex web camUgh please god no
>>12524929I think we're all waiting for the bronycon orgy tape to be leakedYou know it's coming
>>12524903It's just as nice to run a hand through and can make you every bit as desirable
>>12524927My uncle killed himself with a shotgun.Not through his head though, he went to his mom's grave and blew his chest out.He was always a ton of fun and was constantly smiling.
>>12524952>bronycon orgyIs this really a thing?Or are people just being facetious when it gets brought up?
>>12524842>>12524880well if it ever happens here again which is probably unlikely i shall do itassuming of course that mlpg folk are there
>>12524945Trust me, you don't want to know the horrors I've seen by walking to the convention center just to get my badge>>12524952Doxy is having one in his room apparently
>>12524945What ifWhat ifHigh class escorts paid to cosplay and have sex
>>12524960Having chest hair myself and having owned a dog with a really fuzzy chest tuft I strongly disagree
>>12524952>You know it's comingIT SURE IS
>>12524963Way to ruin my mood, anon.
>>12524883>>12524883The Wonder Wave is $42 so that's what I'm getting, I make about $400 daily so I have a fairly disposable income for the moment
>>12524976Onta isn't there
>>12524979He's talking about ponies. I think.Chest hair on humans sucks. And it's coarse as fuck.
>>12524963Contrary to what you see on 4chan many people like to hide their depression because they don't want to bring anybody down with them.
>>12524963>blew his chest outthat must have been intensely painful
I really worry that one really creepy guy here who just follows the thread and never actually posts is gonna go all out and stuff rediv into a bag after a hefty dose of chloroform so he can live out his rape fantasies.
>>12525014naHe was shot through the heartAnd you're to blame
>>12525014The cops told us they'd never seen someone do that before, and especially not sober.
>>12524972Of course it's real, a whole smelly mess of neckbeards and whales in pony costumes.
>>12524944I said that wrong...I was trying to say blow your brains out instead of just your throatAim up, not horizontally.
>>12525025so he doesn't have a room
>>12524972you tell mehttp://mlpg.co/unf/res/325.html
>>12525022you dont have to follow a particular thread to chloroform someone and stick them in a bag to live out rape fantasies
>>12524974I heard rumblings about the general from a person here and there. I think there might have been a mention of Coke pony or something from another guy. Most people don't talk about a specific affiliation and just talk about ponies. Some people are more enthusiastic and you can think what you like about them.The amazing thing is just how damn positive everybody is. Everyone is there to have a good time. Even the people that are 'working' are enjoying themselves. There was maybe one or two grumpy people who complained about a particularly long lined panel I overheard out of three days of schmoozing. That in itself is worth being in.
>>12525022>implying he wouldn't brag about doing it every thread if he actually existedi really hope he doesn't exist though
>>12524963It's pretty difficult to kill yourself shooting yourself anywhere but the head. Killing yourself with inert gas asphyxia works best, download The Peaceful Pill Handbook, they've got a good guide for suicide with a disposable CPAP mask and a helium balloon tank.
>>12525041How would he be here if he didnt have a room
>>12525026well i do give love a bad name
>>12524990Wonder Wave has waves you'll probably like - the backstroke feels different from the front-stroke. Granted most people claim the Super-Ribbed or Speed Bump get them off faster, there's not a lot of challenge or novelty to varying your strokes.What on Earth are you doing to make $400 a day?
>>12525059>not hanging yourself with a hot air balloon
>>12525055No, he'd plot in secret and then spend the next week building up a big reveling that he kidnapped her.
>>12525059That sounds fun!
>>12525060He said he wasn't going. I don't know, did he lie to try to hide himself?
>>12525034It's pretty damn gutsy. The odds of actually killing yourself that way vs just ending up with massive internal damage but still living are not too high.
>>12525022What are you talking about DD posts all the time
>>12525086I'm no guns expert but are you telling me that a point blank shotgun blast to your chest wouldn't have pretty near impossible odds of survival?
Waifu waifu what we gonna do
>>12525100I think you just gave my dick a seizure
>>12525100>wow>such epileptic>so seizure
>>12525122why does pank not want me to see her penis?
>>12525051it sounds like it would be enjoyable or at least enough of an experience to justify it if it is close to me so i could easily lie about where i was to my friends
>>12525051>The amazing thing is just how damn positive everybody is. Everyone is there to have a good time. Even the people that are 'working' are enjoying themselves. There was maybe one or two grumpy people who complained about a particularly long lined panel I overheard out of three days of schmoozing.This is it. This is why I go. Every year when I get home it almost feels like going through a happiness detox for a few days. Having to deal with grumpy people after a weekend of sunshine and rainbows can be tough.
>>12524976have you seen rl pics of doxy? it is not good.
>>12525134she doesn't have a penis
>>12525117Kissing other anonsNever kissing you
>>12525134because penis is for sexual
>>12525141None of the 'famous' artists are anywhere remotely attractive
>>12525134>>12525134She only shares her pinkie pole with her special somepony.That's not you.
>>12525066It was 37 degrees Celcius a week ago when I went camping
>>12525152People still asking moot about ponies is akin to bronies asking VAs what they think about the fandom.
>>12525148I'd kiss Twilight if she let me.
>>12525152I'm detecting toxic amounts of sarcasm.
>>12525143then why are her hooves on her crotch?>>12525160AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12525122Would you let pony snuggly next to you wearing one of your shirts that are too big on them but they say are really comfy?
>>12525152Given the state that thread is in I'd take it as a joke.
>>12525153i would an sbno homomaybe a little homo
>>12525170But that Twilight's like 14, man.
>>12525122Pinkie is the fuzziest pone.
>>12525152I like MootHe's a funny guy
>>12525166>>12525174I think he really doesn't give much of a shit about MLP beyond /mlp/ visitors giving a good ad clickthrough rate. He just loves to troll people who care so goddamn much about it.
>>12525170Isn't she too young?
>>12525197why is she blushing in her sleep
>>12525071I work a regular job and I'm also an employee with my uncle's software company doing marketing and financials. I also sell mushrooms and do financial consultations for business partners. It's kind of dull because I don't spend money, I could make 25k a year and be happy, material goods don't bring me any pleasure.
>>12525106Yep, you might be in excruciating pain for a bit though.Let's change the subject to greener pastures then.
>>12525198would you let moot disassemble you with a box cutter
>>12525215She's dreaming of you.
>>12525153some are decent enough if you are a normal person without ridiculous standards, but the average porn artist is pretty bad.i remember the first con picture of joseco he was an overweight greasy nerd wearing clothes that didnt fit properly. in a recent picture i was impressed and how much he cleaned up and lost weight.
>>12525225>you will never cook meth for moot
>>12525198It's weird, on /q/ he's damn funny and has some real wit, but in real life he's pretty anti-social and a real mutterer
>>12525220>ponut holesChrist this is a pretty drawing, but holy hell is it lewd
>>12525215She's having very lewd dreams.
>>12525212>>12525193She came from Equestria.She's a mature adult who lives alone.She just happens to have an underage teenage body at the moment.
>>12525220NO SIRI DO NOT LIKE IT
>>12525236Pretty common on 4chan, I'd thinkHow fitting
>>12525239I know right?I'd fuck a buttslutlestia senseless
>>12525243yeah shouldn't she actually be at least as old as cheerilee
>>12525236>someone is more eloquent in text than IRLnowai
>>12525233Are those really them? They really look like the douchebags I imagined them to be.
>>12525232don't lieno pone would dream of me
>>12525223Let's talk about the WONDERBOLTS!
>>12525222Well neat. I hope you dig the Wonder Wave. A bunch of my Fleshlight bros rave about it.
I wanna chew Pinkie Pie's tail.
>>12525243Which one would you rather kiss?
>>12525273Yeah but only on the inside.
>>12525264this case the discrepancy is really alarming
>>12525273>rediv will never be your buttslut
>>12525232>Snuggling pony>both happy>She's also dreaming of snuggling you>you're dreaming of hotdogs
bad girls, bad girlswhatcha gonna do
>>12525302What kind of hot dogs?My favorite are Chicago style
>>12525295I'm sure the same is true of every single person who posts on 4chan and most of the rest of the internet.
>>12525270fleetfoot best wonderbolt
>>12525299I'd hug Dasheven if she kept her hooves crossed and pouted the whole time
I wish I was an actor that falls ass backwards into a role where you have thousands of fans that treat you like a god.
>>12525302>Luna comes in and takes it upon herself to fix your dreams>now you're both dreaming of snuggling each other with a bunch of hotdogs
>>12525312Seattle are pretty good.
>>12525318Why not go do it?
>>12525312All kindaChigago, Texas, Coney Island, nacho, plain, full loadedthousands and thousands of hotdog in yummy warm buns
>>12525302>you will never snuggle poneit hurts, manit hurts so bad
>>12525326I had to look it up but>sourcreamgross>Polish sausagedelicious, but I wouldn't consider it a hot dog
Berry Punch is the pony I've pleasured myself to most often
>>12525336Poppy seed buns?
>>12525353well, that's nice and i'm sure little ruby pinch would appreciate that
>>12525340>"Ah'd kiss you, anon but your muzzle is just so weird."
>>12525361>The Texas wiener was created in Paterson, New Jersey before 1920 and in Altoona, Pennsylvania by Peter "George" Koufougeorgas in 1918 and originally called Texas Hot Wieners. The "Texas" reference is to the chili sauce used on the dogs, which actually has a stronger Greek cuisine influence due to the ethnicity of the cooks who invented it. It is considered a unique regional hot dog style.
>>12525183me too. he is 2qt
>>12525319>both drams are twisted>You're snuggling each others>as hotdogs>and nibbling on each other in your sleep
>>12525310One of these things is not like the other. One of these things don't belong
>>12525368my heartI just love the word muzzleand snout.
>>12525368>"Oh, don't be a stick in the mud. Let's experiment a little.
>>12525368Think I'd bite her ear for that.
>>12525363Poppy, everythign, bagel, whole wheat, white, seasemeAny bun your little heart desires
>there are people in this thread who can't do the full splitsHa, wow.
>>12525393I wish I wasn't too baka to understand moonspeak
>>12525387Trixie doesn't belong.She's the only decent character there.
>>12525398I need to stop talking about food late at night and making myself hungry
>>12525377so a spicy chilidog?
>>12525404It's actually Korean. So it's even crazier.
>>12525316Big Mac pls
>>12525413More or less. Again, it's an actual recognized variant, so there you go. The Texas dog, from Jersey.
>>12525401Why is Fluttershy so repressed.
>>12525428the fuck, man
>>12525426But Big Mac was completely oblivious to her.
>>12525432She still needs to learn some more before she becomes an alicorn princess.
>>12525428The Boston Cooler was invented in Detroit German chocolate cake is not German
>>12525336mmmm yes pass the ketchup
>>12525432Her reserved nature has swooned many a men.Andrea isn't nearly as shy but 'reserved' is a good word for her. During the episode commentaries she only said about four or five things an episode.
>>12525422Are you sure?I like to think I know the difference between Korean and every other glyph language; like, I can recognise Korean, but I can't tell the difference between Japanese or Chinese or Vietnamese, etc. because Korean is lines and circles but the rest are just lines.