Pony should pony pony responsiblyOld horse: >>12502052
>rope
>>12507159Pinkie is the LAST pony that does this.
>>12507159>ponies in hats>especially PinkieDammit xieril, why would you do this to me?!
>>12507159
but what if pony ponys pony?
>>12507168I thought you were faster.
>>12507185
so when does bronycon start exactly
>>12507159but pony only lives once
>>12507190Then pony is sentenced to death.
>finally have a pony related dream that I could actually remember>it was in the EqG universeThey were all really cute but it still was pretty dang weird
>>12507183>femanon in Equestria>she thinks that the majority of the population will end her problems of men just wanting her body>ponies keep playing with her boobs
>>12507198#POLO
>>12507185WE CUTE PONES WITH HATS NOW
>>12507204Hah
>>12507193
>>12507200What was it about?
>>12507185But what's wrong with ponies in hats?
>>12507202>Any anon>Upset about being liked for any reasonAnon plsIt's like you're not even an anon
so hard right now
>>12507222They give me cute-induced heart attacks.
>>12507222Ponies should wear helmets
>>12507200The only pony related dream I had was one where there was an earthquake in New York City. When a news team was interviewing people, they got Nathan and he wouldn't shut up about the brony fandom.
>>12507236Did they know that he was once a prereader on EqD?
I want to make a nice spaghetti dinner for Twilight with a good bottle of red and then pound that purple pony ass until she squirts like a firehose
Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger, can I take your order?
>>12507220Enjoy your ban
>>12507220Look at those perky motherfuckers.Motherfucking tiny nipples.Round as a motherfucker.Fuck.
>>12507220I was helping Zecora and the main six with some sort of gardening projectAnd for some reason Vinyl Scratch kept being taken away by the guards.
>>12507243Yeah, I'll have one good burger, all the way, and a large orange soda.
>>12507250>And for some reason Vinyl Scratch kept being taken away by the guards.teen sex
>>12507228well go unhard
>>12507222
>>12507220Man, the EG designs are extremely unappealing
>>12507222Oh god hnnnnnnng
>>12507222That's unnatural
>>12507195Well there is a problem as in the body is still kinda horrible. That's of course because I suck and need to practice more. Also I really need to figure out how to fix her eye. It seems too big but if i try to make it smaller it looks even more horrible.
>>12507256why are you doing this
>>12507250That doesn't sound so bad, though I shudder at the thought of EG Zecora
>>12507258Will you help?
>>12507268The eye looks too long, in my opinion
>>12507265
>>12507273do it yourself
>>12507220
>>12507273sure
>>12507245>banned >for posting human with perky boobsWhere do you think you are?
>>12507280Again? C'mon, be a bro.
>>12507270Broke being a faggot. He spamming the fake linkboard until the real one gets deleted.
>>12507242Purple flavored ponies are delicious
Human Fluttershy is the Tomoko of western animation.
>>12507286A SFW board
>>12507200I'd still take my waifu in EQG over nothing
>>12507262They can look good when done by a competent artist
>>12507286People were banned for posting SFW Milky Way reaction pics.
>>12507268>Also I really need to figure out how to fix her eye. It seems too big but if i try to make it smaller it looks even more horrible Give her eyelashes! Examine Twilight's eyes! They have a thick part that covers some parts of their eyes and then curls outward and upward into eyelashes! Make the pupil just a little smaller, color it in, then add some light reflections!Try fucking everything until it it pleases you.
>>12507220You know if this had a better face and normal skin color it would be pretty unf worthy
>>12507287You going yourself into this mess, now get yourself out of it
>>12507302that's because milky was banned by name. And also those are not so perky pony boobs. There are multiple reasons why that's a completely different situation.
>>12507296I remember that RD was wearing a ponytail and a capshe looked pretty cute
>>12507200I still haven't watched EqG, because I'm scared.
>>12507309and better anatomy and a better artist
>>12507302>banned for posting SFW Milky Way reaction pics.Isn't that like missing the point of why Milky Way was banned?
>>12507310Don't be like that. I'll moan for you.
>>12507304That's Pinkie's eye shape, not Twilight's. Twilight and Rarity share the same eyes
>>12507220>>12507281>sweaty dashp-please...
>>12507296Such a cutie.
>>12507309>skin colorThat's the last problem you should have with this
>>12507323No shit sherlock
>>12507323Also Spitfire and...there was an Earth pony, wasn't there?
>>12507317>filename isn't rose posts on MLPG.gif
>>12507321It better be hot
>>12507323Not really.Lower part is the same for both but Twilight has the upper part like a normal pony while Rarity has the upper part pointy too
>>12507296>>12507327She's the best slut.
>>12507317Why? EQG Fluttershy is a good character unlike regular fluttershit.
>>12507317Try to keep it that way
>>12507302They will never catch me alive
>>12507317Watch it on a stream.
>>12507293>Comparing perfect Tomoko to a worhless slutGet fucked
>>12507296Well I'll give her this much, it finally shut down the weaboo "shy girls have big tits in anime so fluttershy must have big monster tits!" crap. I like willowy and frail fluttershy.
>tfw ban expires
>>12507317There nothing to be afraid. It effect Twilightfag more because Twilight gets a boyfriend.
>>12507317I'm still waiting for someone to do a blind commentary on the movieAnd tbh it wasn't as bad as I expected, but it wasn't good either
>>12507354YOU GET AWAY FROM MY OTAKU WAIFUOTAKUFU.
>>12507352Who would still stream EG?
>>12507297The designs are complete garbage, but they can at leeast look nice if done by a good artist.
>>12507362>tfw i just jump over them with my dynamic IP
>>12507364>brokenenglishanonTime to do other things
>>12507374This isn't an example of a good artist I forgot to mention. I jjust think she looks cute like that.
>>12507369I thought she was a fujoshi
>>12507374>>12507384
>>12507385She is. In a qt way
>>12507384Yeah, those weird boots and skirts look terrible
>>12507378Nah, I like my 4chan pass too much. Fuck capcha.
>>12507354Wow, that's kind of pathetic
>>12507385I have been wracking my brain for weeks trying to remember that word.I didn't want to ask /a/ because they always yell at me when I don't know things...
>>12507399You know your pass doesn't get banned for posting porn and shit like that, right? It only gets revoked if you actually spam.
>>12507409you poor thing
>>12507409animu terms are silly
>>12507392Yeah, that's the main one that I was reffering too.
>>12507419>ThugdereEVERY TIME
>>12507419>himedereunf
>>12507419anime hurts my brain
>>12507411Yup, I got a three day ban for posting a lewd image, still have my pass.
>>12507324This picture arouses me a lot and I don't really feel comfortable thinking about why.
>>12507424>long hair>RDNo
>>12507334>>12507317Wasn't she going to bronecon too?
>>12507435Dash has pretty long hair in the actual show
>>12507435I like long haired Dash with a pony tail
>>12507362sports gifs are always mildly amusing
>>12507446Nope
>>12507419Tsundere
>>12507425I want someone to draw thugdere pony.>>12507429Anime sure isn't going to improve it, that's for sure.
>>12507432You want a giant fluttershy to force you to mate with a Femanon
was Sunset shimmer able to go back to Equestria after portal had been closed?
>>12507432That FS might like to watch?
>>12507278>>12507304Looks a bot better now I guess
>>12507451>Mildly
>>12507419Tsundere is best dere
>>12507465not until the portal opens again
>>12507457
>>12507457>>12507419Himedere
>>12507477Muh Nigga
>>12507446I'd hang with rose and tolerate her spaghetti.
>>12507018Can someone explain?
>>12507488>princessdereIs that even a thing?
>>12507457Unfest EG
EA ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
>>12507488Rarity's a good himdere
>>12507446No. She apparently planned to, at least if I understand this post righthttp://phnkytown.tumblr.com/post/35104187604/hey-this-is-the-first-collaboration-in-a-set-withBut I guess they either didn't make enough dosh or she lost interest,
I JUST WANNA FUCK PONES
>>12507512broniest eg
>>12507419>tfw no kuudere Octavia roommate
>>12507477I can't see Dash as a Tsundere to be honest. At least towards whoever she loves. She'd try to act normal or cool, failing miserable, while having a huge internal argument about how she shouldn't like whoever she likes.
>>12507463>You want a giant fluttershy to force you to mate with a FemanonYes, but only if I don't want to do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pdbshf4iPESeems interesting.
>>12507501I'd tolerate her spaghetti sexually
>>12507504It is in my fantasies
>>12507419Which one would Silver Spoon be?
>>12507485>It's not like I invited you to my parties because I like you or anything.png
>>12507488>>12507514>Rarity>himdere...What. Do you even watch the show? Fuck sake she sees love like a fairytale story. If she finds someone she loves she ain't a himdere.
>>12507524What pone would make a better tsundere in your eyes, Anon?
>>12507521Here is your pony to fuck.
>>12507534>boner at her spaghetti>causes more>harder boner>feedback loop of horny
>>12507361Willowy and awkwardly tall Fluttershy = best Fluttershy.
>>12507538Yandere or Deredere
>>12507485Those cheeks and the neck are really weird
>>12507541Honestly? None. Because those dere things are extremely simplistic and don't fit any character.
>>12507543I'd hang out with Snips and Snails nonsexually.They may be dweebs but they seem like they'd be fun.
>>12507399>buying a passOY VEY ITS LIKE A SECOND HANUKA
>>12507550>sidemouth
>>12507550ross pls
>>12507540What gets my cock hard > canonBesides, it's not like Dash is really the type for tsundere besides the fact that the majority of the femdom agrees that she is
>>12507538I've always thought of her as a sort of sheltered girl and DT stifles her knowledge, so she stays naive. She's only mean because DT is.
>>12507550>>12507361Lots of niggas with good taste in this thread. I like that.
>>12507573>*fandom
>>12507523Dewbon best kuudere... or maybe she's dandere...
>>12507524Well, yeah. But it's still a pretty fun thing to imagine.What if she was Misato levels of tsundere?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnZUUzlL60Q
>>12507540>Implying Rarity wouldnt make you work for her marshmellow ass
>>12507560How about now?
>Pony dream>Aww shit, I'm all cute and stuff>Turn around>Greeted by Pony hitler>A SS stallion mounts me and ruts me>See Hitler fucking Sunbutt and her cutie mark is a glowing swastika
>>12507586Shut up Freud
>>12507561I spend so much time here that I think it's worth it.
>>12507560Snips in MMDW was surprisingly level-headed and insightful, and his embarrassed enjoyment of Apple Bloom's attention in Cutie Pox was adorable. He's a doofy little imp but I don't think he's unsalvageable.
>>12507604
Where are the ponies.I thought this was My little PONY general, not humans and anime general.
>>12507589They both have similar qualities with being quietDandere is self-conscious, while Kuudere has confidence good example of the latter is Sakaki from Azumanga
>>12507604That's still an equestria I could live with
>>12507573Look Rarity could be capable of some light femdom, but that's it. Really she'd be the most vanilla out of the mane cast, in best case scenario some very light femdom and I guess some light bondage.If she doesn't love you than yeah she'd use her charms to make you do something for her but then she'd throw you away after a thank you.
>>12507600>filenamewhy would they be called anything but snips and snailsthey even have the same cutie marksa snail is not a spice
>>12507618Sakaki was self-conscious. She didn't like being tall and having big boobs. All she wanted was to be cute and love animals, but was scared of letting others know.
>>12507617How about both
>>12507628Because some people are idiots.Also because PPG
>>12507617
>>12507628What are little boys made of?Snips and snails, and puppydog tailsWhat are little girls made of?Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice
>>12507632>>12507638
>>12507604What's up with all the pony dreams today? First that one dude who was talking to Celestia until a deer vomited all over his dream, then xieril dreamed about Vinyl getting arrested and now another one who wants to get fucked by pony hitler
>>12507632>thinking that PPG came up with sugar, spice, and everything nice
>>12507638That doesn't mean anything. It's still idiotic as fuck. Just because a stupid rhyme doesn't mean they can change her name.
>>12507638the rhyme doesn't even workthey are still made of snips and snailswhat are they now snips and snails and everything nice
>>12507631I'd flip that table. I'd flip it hard.
>>12507617post more RARARARARARA
>>12507649For me it kinda did. I don't live in Murrika or UK so that rime was unknown to me.
>>12507604>A SS stallion mounts me and ruts me>See Hitler fucking Sunbutt and her cutie mark is a glowing swastika
>>12507656If you're going to complain about their names, complain about the rest of the genderbend namesMacarena
>>12507631>lettuce>whipped cream>orange sliceswhat kind of shitty food is that?
>>12507674Well, the other "genderbend names" are also pretty stupid.
>>12507676Wasn't that the salad Angel wanted in PYHD?
>>12507656Almost all r63 names are dumb as fuck, just accept that the fandom is largely made up of idiots and move on
>>12507617I'll drop one for you.
>>12507665>Not wanting to be an SS Mare>Not wanting to get railed by handsome white coat and blond maned unicorns
>>12507631I'd rather date EG FLuttershy than pony Fluttershy to be honest. Much more cuter and engaging.
>>12507683There's no way a bunny could of eaten that entire thing. Little shit was wasting food.
>>12507681Rainbow Blitz, this one and Elusive aren't bad.
>>12507691>EqG Fluttershy>CuterNigga the fuck are you smoking.
>>12507649down here it was "azucar, flores, y muchos colores"
>>12507700That's adorable as hell
>>12507690
>>12507697>evening gleam>elusive>not shit
>>12507690Remember to make lots of Aryan foals or else Fraülein Celestia gets upset.
>>12507698I'm perfectly fine thank you very much.
>>12507665>spamming that gif at every possible situationWay to make it unfunny way too quickly
>>12507697Not really. Thing about Twilight is that twilight is in the morning and in the evening.Also Elusive isn't that bad but it ain't good either.
>>12507697>aren't badThey're terrible. "Blitz" is the laziest search and replace, "Elusive" is an adjective that has different connotations, and "Evening" is a different time of day altogether. They don't flow as well as pony names, either.
Why do people hate Twist? The only thing I can think of is that she might have too many qualities and could be overbearing. Maybe if it was toned down a bit? How would you fix her?
>>12507751because she's shit.
>>12507734This is the first time I'm posting it
The thing with pony names is that most of them are gender neutral, so there is no need to change them when R63
>>12507751I think she sounds goofy
>>12507751>How would you fix herGive her gigantic tittays
>>12507697>evening gleamWe all laughed a little bit
>>12507751get rid of her
>>12507734That's the core problem with any sort of content.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaKYsLQ-98A
>>12507751She is worst pony by large and her death was a mercy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l-EP0qcsOVIRACE THE SUN
This is why I just call them by their original namesMost of their names are so made up and cartoony that they could be used for either gender
>>12507768that does make pretty much everything better
>>12507751Her existence annoys methe same goes for Snails and Snips
>>12507768I'm okay with this, even though MSoB still hasn't updated the blog yet.
>>12507760Okay, just assumed you are the same guy who has been posting it over and over again during the last days.
>>12507776Well, see, on Snips and Snails case it actually makes sense to change them because their names are a male-related joke
>>12507776You are even more my nigger GG. Can we have some r63 shenanigans?
>>12507768>>12507786I like her because she looks cute with that big curl of hair and the glasses. Big tits are just a (cute) bonus.
>>12507758>>12507771>>12507773>>12507785You guys didn't even try!>>12507766Is it the lisp or her somewhat nasally voice?
>>12507808the nasally voiceI don't like it
>>12507808>You guys didn't even try!get taste faggot
>>12507799Same here, adult Twist designs are always very pretty to me human or no human, bazooms or no bazooms.
>>12507799Yea, I think really really big boobs are adorable.
which rule 63 mlp wud u fuq?
>>12507726>tfw you will never raise foals that join the Nazi party
>>12507794>Well, see, on Snips and Snails case it actually makes sense to change them because their names are a male-related jokeThe problem is that necessitates changing too muchIf you try and give them the oh-so-clever nameswap and make them Sugar and Spice, you have to change their cutie marks too, because otherwise why does Spice have a snail cutie mark? And then you factor in that Snails's "slow" personality is even tied to the cutie markThe name Spice doesn't make any sense, how is that character Spice in any way? It's shoehorned in for the sake of the original reference but it misses all the other gags and doesn't fit at all
>>12507772>VaatiVidyaYeah, nah.
>>12507834Twilight or Rarity.
>>12507839It's a lose-lose situation no matter what you do, really
>>12507834None, I'm not gay
>>12507848>caring about the source rather than the individual meritYou are a turbo faggot.
>>12507834Pinkie, Twilight, Dash, Rarity and AJ
>>12507859Give it time, you're in MLPG after all
>>12507859>I'm not gay
>>12507834Pinkie.
>>12507839This is true. At that point you might as well just make another character.
>>12507867>>12507871I wouldn't even fuck them if they were female, I grew up on a farm and horses are disgusting, awful animals. With personalities like that I could at least be friends with them but they're definitely not for sexual.
>>12507776Also, I think everyone using the same names for r63 versions of characters is unnecessarily restrictive. Mandating the use of those names also implies use of particular designs.
>>12507884That's not really what I said, I was referring to the name not making sense
>>12507857r63 Twilight with still female Celestia opens a whole can of fetish worms.
>>12507885>comparing real life horses with cartoon ponesthe fuck, nigga
HEY HEYEVERYBODY
>>12507885These aren't horses. They're nice cuddly soft and small ponies.
>>12507899WHAT PINKIE
>>12507885Sapience changes a lot of things.
>>12507893For some reason R63 CMC always striked me as a concept with loads of potentialR63 Sweetie must be the dumbest kid to ever walk the earth
>>12507906>worst characters touching.jpg
>>12507916SLATBOTH OF THEM
>>12507893Didanything come of this
>>12507916I want to kiss the heck out of Cheeseleg.
>tfw make a point about keeping names for r63 ponies while using the same argument anonymously>everyone disagrees and calls me a faggot>GG says exactly the same thing>everyone agrees
>>12507916my little slut pony can't be this cute
>>12507917But Sweetie is the smartest of the CMC
He did it MLPGHe really did it
>>12507916>tumblr filenameI just checked his tumblr and it isn't there
>>12507913It doesn't change the fact they're gross animals.
>>12507922That picture must be like a year old.
>>12507916adorable/10
>>12507926woah it's almost like people on an anonymous image board have differing opinions
>>12507934OH GEEZDOES THAT MEAN THE OTHER GUY IS THE PRETTY MARE TOO
>>12507925I'd
>>12507931She really fluctuatesSome times she will be a schemer, some times she will say and do really stupid stuffShe might have mild aspergers
>>12507894It really does. We really need more of it.
Why can't changlings just love other changlings for food?
>>12507922>Did>anything come of thisSnails chickened out and went home and didn't get any>>12507926From what I saw it looked like there wasn't a lot of disagreementIf anything I was just chiming in to agree with what you were saying assuming your posts are the ones they're implied to be
>>12507926We had the same argument sometime this week and most people agreed that changing the names is stupid
wwhich onehow hhard
>>12507947>you're in tripfag cock sucking territoryGG is not a tripfag.
>>12507926A name can carry weight to it because it gives the idea that there's some sort of built up reputation behind it.
>>12507960same reason why incest is a bad idea
>>12507957>>12507931She's the most knowledgeable of the CMC that's for sure.She isn't dumb or something but she's air headed.
>>12507971none, which I hope is the point
>>12507952we can only hope we'll get an update
>>12507957I think she's just a scatterbrained kid.
>>12507938That's because someone else posted it. Without giving a source of course. Also has the Mayor Mare pic from Jalm from yesterday up there.
>>12507960>Why can't changlings just love other changlings for food?Why can't bees just eat honey??? Why can't cows just drink milk??
>>12507979Ice cream
>>12507984She has high INT, but low, low WIS
>>12507971LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR
>>12507990I thought bees did eat honey
>>12507990But they do.
>>12507996Nah she has high INT, normal WIS but she fails most of her rolls.
>>12507990What the fuck do you think cows produce milk for?What the fuck do you think HUMANS produce milk?
>>12507984Probably because she's the only one that spends time around someone remotely intelligentShe's still as slow as a rock, though
>>12507971>black twilightagain with that shit
>>12508013I don't know, manLighting the fireworks on the Big Mac comic is not something someone with a WIS higher than 10 would do
>>12508020so they can make a fetish pony out of it
>>12507990... damn son, if I were you, I would leave the thread in shame and think about what I just said.
>>12507990Bees do eat honeyCows do eat milk. Some of them can even drink their own milk.
>>12507993Ccan i get that milk-free?
>>12508040>>12508035>>12508020>>12507998>>12508006ITT: missing the point
>>12508040>Cows do eat milk.Fuck. i meant drink.
>>12508048>itt: damage control
>>12507996>>12508013>>12508028I hate the d20 system. Flat 5% chance to roll every number on the die. I like bell curve probability.
>>12508048you had a really shitty point
>>12508048The point is that you're retarded?
>>12508048That is some serious damage control.
>>12508048>feeling the urge to do damage control>when you are anon
>>12507997
>>12508025chocolight is cute.blacity is the one that rustles me way too much
You realize that cows have to eat grass to make milk right
>>12508028The second time was kinda all their fault seeing what the code was.Remember in the Babs Seed episode when they showed their float before the parade. She kept fucking up but she realized she was fucking up. If she had low Wis she wouldn't realize that. That was really just rolling 1 over and over again
>>12508048This is bait
>>12508048Is the point you are trying to make is that animals need more types of food than what they make, an outside source? And maybe changlings do too?
>>12508061AJ is really fluttering Luna's mane.
>>12508087what if we milk chrysalisgreen semen milk
>>12508092Well, someone commented that Luna is really hot and AJ wanted to cool her down some.
>>12508061How can I get autistic people to buy me computers?
>>12508063they're all cute, educated, and wellspoken mares, noone of them even mentally resembles a nigger
>>12508103drinking it would probably have adverse side effects
>>12508108Are you an Applefag?
>>12508108Draw really good like
>>12508076Maybe she is slowly rising her WIS score as she matures and grows up, which makes her able to realize her mistakesStill, I think CHA is her highest score
>>12508117No.
>>12507971If i was forced to chooseAt gunpointI'd tap spike, impassionately.
>>12508087He could have just said it. Now here's a question, is there any relationship between windegoes and changelings? They're both emotivores.
>>12508075They also have to drink water.And breath air.
>>12508131I-is it bad I unf to this?
>>12508145Not until she literally tears away your pants with her claws and nibbles on your neck a little.
>>12508145
>>12508145Yesunf in moderation
>>12508145Not really. That's pretty much my canon human Chrysalis.
>>12508136Can't they just drink the milk?
>>12508145Yes. Very.
>>12508145uhyes
>>12508145yeahbecause it looks like ass
>>12508136SO WE FLOOD THE CHANGELING HIVES SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH WATER TO MAKE LOVE AND BE SELF SUSTAINEDI'M A GENIUS
>enter thread>someone spilled milk>milk everywhere
>>12508167>Anon is celebrated as a hero for solving the changeling threat once and for all>even though all he wanted to do was help them
>>12508167IT'S TAKES MORE THAN ONE INGREDIENT TO MAKE A PIE
>>12508167And this is why Derpy is never hired in the city hall. Or any place that's in charge of something.
>>12508145Does it really matter in the end?
>>12508180I wonder who could have done it
>>12508158You realize that this point you're making is only damaging your argument because emotions are not the same as vegetation?
>>12508169>Stocking's hind legsOh lord
>>12508183Oh yeah airWE'LL USE MINERAL WATERTHAT HAS AIR IN ITSEE? GENIUS AND SMRT
>>12508182I would like a bumbling Anon in Equestria. Sort of a Mr. Magoo thing going on.
>Milk>>Lactose>>>>Milk proteins
>>12508195worst pony?
>>12508167Fuck Derpy just go be stupid somewhere else, god!
>>12508180Fuck off with this shitty /mlp/ oc already
>>12508186nihilist pls
>>12508213>he doesn't want strong bones
>>12508210>finale episodes end up with him meeting derpy and teaming up to help ponies
>>12508135The only link is that the magic rule in MLp seems to be thus: If it's a emotion of some sort, it has powerWindigoes feed on animosity and spitefull pettynessChanglings feed of Love, and imply there are probably different "tastes" of love (which is technically true - there are different types of love that can happen, like a bittersweet romance or the love of your job, for example)
>>12508213
Do changelings make this noise?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyufhtO7VU
>>12508217fucking cunt
>>12508184>Derpy>Not the minister of foreign affairs
>>12508221There are plenty of other sources of calcium you dingbat.
>>12508213>not doing GOMAD 12 months per year
>>12508213>being asian
motherly milkyway
>>12508213`why is marker pone puking changeling semen
>>12508224There was also those imps
>>12508236>motherly princess milky way
>>12508228That's adorable.I wish I wouldn't be so creeped out by insects.
>>12508236yooothat's like the biggest unfi need it
>>12508195
>>12508222>bumbling Anon has feelings for Derpy>Derpy has feelings for bumbling Anon>both are too scared to do anything>every attempt fails in a comical manner
>>12508218B-but it's a tumblr OC.But you're supposed to call it that! So I can make fun of you for that! Not for calling it an /mlp/ OC! I can't contend with this kind of stupid!
>>12508228AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHAT THE FUCK MANPUT A TRIGGER WARNING THERE OR SOMETHING
>>12508252obama = obamaglass of chocomilk = US economy
>>12508228That's a lot cuter than I was expecting, which was a hissing cockroach.
>>12508269
>>12508261>not liking squeaking insectshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tBCAf_72pY
>>12508234>asianoh heavens no
>>12508236oh god no don't do this to me
>>12508249It's just your mind's way of telling you to murder inferior species and assert your dominance on the foodchain.
>>12508228>squeak squeak squeak squeak squeakhow can a moth be this adorable?
>>12508253Nah man. No romance. Just best friends forever. And the terror of all living things.Celestia probably threatens potential enemies that if they start a war she'll give Anon and Derpy a free vacation to their capital
>>12508259>pissfag
>>12508224anyone else support the headcanon that they can feed off other emotions but love is the healthiest for them and strongest, or perhaps the sweatest and most corrosive, making them look like living cavities after consuming too much?Anyone want to consider going green lantern corps on this and having different colored changelings for different emotions?
>>12508293>I-I'm saving the general from the e-evil piss!
>>12508297That's kinda dumb anon. But that's just my opinion
>>12507972Weaver is a contributor
>>12508285>It's just your mind's way of telling you to murder inferior speciesWell, guess that comes with being born in Germany..
>>12508273OH GOD MY HEARTI WANT A CHANGLING TO MAKE THAT NOISE WHEN I PET IT
>>12508228>>12508273hnnnnnng
>>12508311Learn to fucking read.
>>12508293Oh good, now that I can work with. That's just the usual delusional crap. You had me worried for a minute there, thanks.
>>12508180
>>12508304>I-I'm a shitposter
Squeak squeak
>>12508285That's the reason why tickles exist. Usually bugs can be deadly so it's your body's way of telling you there's something crawling there and automatically react.
>>12508330>I-I'm a shitposter
>>12508273That's pretty cute because it's not a fucking terrifying flying beast of hell whose only purpose it is to frighten me the fuck out
>>12508336I want to tickle fluttershy
>>12508273So rubber ducks were based on a real life creature?
What is it with bronies and scarves?
>>12508343but moths are bros who only want to hang out near your lights
qt3.14
>>12508273>>12508323...brb
>>12508331I want Anon in Equestria to have pet giant moth.
Reminder to cast your daily votes for Applejackhttp://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/mlpfim-fan-favorite/?adFree=true
>>12508273better than screaming lobsters. I remember when I went sailing with my dad and we ran into these guys catching lobsters. They squeezed on of the eye stalks and it let out a piercing wail. I was too young. It gave me nightmares.
>>12508323>changeling bursts through the bedrooms window>jumps on Anons chest and pins his shoulders down, shouting something about how their time for revenge has finally come>Anon just raises his arms and squeezes him>"Queeeek-">"S-stop th- Queeek- STOP THA- Queeek!"
>>12508370Oh shit Almost forgot to vote for Rarity today. Thanks Anon
>>12508363I don't know if they'd appreciate it.
>>12508347I blame Doctor Who
>>12508371oh yeah there's a clear difference between that and those insects who just make noise as part of a mild panic mechanism
>>12508372pffffftahaahahaI don't think I couldn't not like the changlings if they were that cute. I'd be a reluctant buffet.
>>1250837011 votes for Dash______
>>12508347ponies are cute in scarves. I don't know about bronies. Haven't seen any wear them. What are you on about?
>>12508347Doctor Who.Fuck you MLPG for bringing that shit
>>1250837011 for best
>>12508400not our fault you get mad too easily.
>>12508398
Pony made you lunch! But then she got hungry and ate it
>>12508379Sure they will!
>>12508423I say it's okay and pet her.
>>12508423b-but I asked for a hamburger
>>12508423I already ate thoughthanks for telling me I guess?
>>12508228this is cu-->that heavy breathingnope
>>12508444That was pony droppings you ate
>>12508347I wear a scarf because it's cold most times of the year and I ride a moped everywhere. Also it's hipsters who tried to make them look trendy and bronies are all about trying to look hipster and failing miserably at even that.
>>12508423Pony should be ashamed for having no self-control.Time to bap pony with the newspaper.
>>12508423Pony has no self control
>>12508450huhneatcan I have some more?
>>12508453>>12508455No please! I j-just wanted to make you something... I'm sorry, please d-don't hate me...
>>12508437But will he endure?
>>12508450Pony dropped food and didn't pick it up? That's littering anon!
>>12508457Open wide
>>12508475>food scatunf
>>12508473Pony has been bad
>>12508475
>>12508469Oh well, I guess I can't stay mad at pony if she says she's sorry...
>Moths
>>12508457Pony is disgusted with you and doesn't love you anymore.She also says you're a faggot for listening to your chinise cartoons when it comes to love.
>>12508489>you will never love anything as much as this guy loves swarming
>>12508490you posted that already
>>12508488Don't be like that, look at how cute they are! They can't even hurt you.
>>12508489Change we can believe in!
>>12508494At least she didn't call my action figures dolls this time...
>>12508489I'm still eagerly awaiting a pony Starcraft clone
>>12508510I would throw loose change at changelings to see how they react.
>>12508488I would commit genocide on spiders and wasps but moths just want no trabble.
did somebody say insects
>>12508489>tfw changeling bro is deadboth the concept and the drawfag
>>12508520Spiders are bros though
>>12508520>hating on spiders nigger pleasethey're bros
>>12508520Hating on spidersNigga you're a faggot
>>12508525maybe he just had a change of heart.
>>12508488But moths are chill, man
>>12508532>>12508535>>12508538Go get eaten by a female during sex you spiderbronies
what was the name of gg's changeling girl oc? because she was so fucking adorable and needs more art
>>12508552>>>/mothchan/ faggot
I don't know why ponies don't accept changlings. Maybe because the drones don't have a personality and are mindless slaves to the queen? Maybe it's because they are freaked out at the vampiric nature? Maybe it's because they can't help but be manipulative bastards and love makes them go crazy like a blood lust?
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO just kidding, you actually have ten seconds
>>12508558Love Starved
>>12508567TEN SECONDS TO DO WH
>>12508558I can't remember how it's spelled.
>>12508567DO I WIN?!
>>12508525changelingbro bestbro
>>12508564Because they are black
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>12508578Maybe that's why changlings aren't allowed, they are a bunch of shapeshifting faggots who can ruin society.
>>12508558Danganya?
>>12508594...I think I would that. Goddammit MLPG what have you done to me.
>>12508597>ruin
>>12508564>. Maybe because the drones don't have a personality and are mindless slaves to the queen?That's false>Maybe it's because they are freaked out at the vampiric nature? Maybe it's because they can't help but be manipulative bastards and love makes them go crazy like a blood lust?Most likely
Guess who likes you...
>>12508604I think that was a fake name.http://askicepack.tumblr.com/
>Show Big Mac comic page to friend as a joke>She finds it funny and decides to read the whole issue>''The big red pony is very cute...''Jesus christ
>>12508612...Applebloom?
>>12508612My neighbor?
>>12508612I sure hope it's Dash. Is it Dash?
>>12508616She wants the D
>>12508558>what was the name of gg's changeling girl oc?Danganya is the only name she's given
>>12508616She wants the Big Macin-D
>>12508616DID YOU FUCK HER WHILE DRESSED AS BIG MAC?
>>12508612RARITY LIKES ME?WOOHOOTHANKS AJYOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND FOR TELLING ME THAT
>>12508616Bitches can't handle The Big Red
>>12508623Don't forget your sweater!
>>12508609Think about it. Everybody could possibly be a changling and can take over everything with their powers. The only way to prevent that is to never have them.
>>12508594>not fullbrightdisgusting
>>12508635no problem anon
>>12508629Update when?
>>12508642You too neighbor, you too ;_;
>>12508609>anal
>>12508629hnngggshe really needs more artsuch a cutie.
>>12508618>>12508625>>12508635Why won't Anon-senpai never notice me?
>>12508643and the only way to be sure is to execute their associates, right?
>>12508661BUT I NOTICE YOU! I RESPOND TO YOUR QUESTION!
Who else has been keeping up with Slice of Pony Life?
>>12508616Well, seeBig Mac is pretty much what every girl wants when you think about itEvery little girl wants a ponyBig Mac is not only a cute pony you can ride, but he's also sapient (but barely talks), dependable, faithful, strong and probably has a huge schlongSo it's only natural
>>12508661Don't be sad, I've got feelings for you too! We are good friends, after all.
>>12508661Oh sorry. I like you too Applejack. Now if you don't mind be a pal and help me win the affections of Dash.
>>12508661What? Did you want me to put my penis inside of you or something?
>>12508661Friendship isn't a feeling silly pony.Anyway off to Rarity. Thanks again
>>12508661applejack I...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-qweh7nbQ
>>12508670cute, but i don't really care for it
>>12508674>but barely talksHe the quiet one and speak when needed.
>>12508670is cute comic
>>12508692>oh look at me I'm Anon and I have a penis and there is a bunch of marecunts around me hurr durr
Every single panel featuring Sweetie during the last comic is reaction face material
>>12508716Shut up Dash.
>>12507989>Mayor Mare pic from Jalm from yesterdayCan you post that one?
>>12508716I'll put it in your little blue ass too if you don't shut up.
>>12508719It's great.
>>12508713That one's kinda shitty tough
>>12508713>tfw you'll never have an auntie pinkie pie to help you smile.
>>12508732how did she light that match? off her hooves?
>>12508722>>12508729I thought you were different because you were a human Anon, but you are just like every stallion ever.
>>12508616Time to do her doggy style while whinnying
>>12508716Hey now, there's no need to be jealous. If you want a dicking, all you have to do is ask.
>>12508742With her neck, Sweetie is just that hardcore.
>>12508742on her chin.
>>12508742Off her chin it seems
http://derpibooru.org/388264is it wrong to find G1 ponies cute?
>>12508616>Big Mac's sex appeal trascends all boundaries
>>12508723Indeed I can
>>12508745Don't you have bolts to wonder or something?
>>12508757If it's not Spook pony yes
>>12508740>Don't worry, Anon, I can still be regular Pinkie and I can always help you to smile
>>12508661>you will never confess your feelings to senpai>it will never end well
>>12508732>you will never be hardcore enough to light a match on your chinMostly because my beard would catch fire
>>12508757G1 registers at 0 hitlers, so no.
>>12508777You're just a fucking casual if you're scared of a little burn on your beard
>>12508773>>it will never end wellYou got that part right
>>12508713Mimic pony is cute. I want to see more of her.
>>12508751>>12508764...why do I even hang out with you?
Can someone crop the filly from the bottom right at the panel with Trixie doing the puppetshow on the last comic?
>>12508789... fuck you Anon, I don't have to listen to this shit. I'll light one up on my chin right now.
>>12508757I love G1 so much
>>12508811Because you want my dick?
>>12508811You want the D
>>12508699You know Les Misérables is not a musical comedy but a novel, right?
>>12508821don't blame me if your beard catches fire
>>12508841stram
>>12508811Because Anon secretly has a crush on you, but doesn't want to tell you because he thinks you will laugh at him and make fun of him?
>>12508811Because Fluttershy is too boring?
>>12508839Yeah, why?
>>12508827rediv an OG
>>12508841Sadly, I can't seem to build up enough friction to light it up.
>>12508839Pff Next you'll say ponies aren't real
>>12508866Are you going with the grain?
>>12508763Thank you. THANK YOU.Shit uhh, I don't have any new pics to trade with, is this ok?
>>12508794All I ever wanted was to make a friend...The worst part isn't when they don't know you exist.Its when they do but are completely indifferent.
>>12508866HA HACASUAL
>>12508874No, against of course.
>>12508796
>>12508878I'm not Jalm.
>>12508827>Likes G1>Likes AyreonI want to put my penis in you
>>12508880I'd like to see you do better
>>12508895Please, Anon.rediv is not for sexual
>>12508902>tfw no matches
>>12508878If you're goat. He made it yesterday. He is not around right now.
>>12508895pls anonyou're not 8'
>>12508890mimic is such a qt
>>12508894Of course.
>>12508914Is 7.5' enough?I'm thickplease
>>12508914>will never an 8' acid
>>12508914SB x rediv new OTP?
>>12508860Because every time I try to talk about this novel to an American, he thinks I'm talking about the musical comedy...>>12508872Wait...PONIES AREN'T REAL?!?!
>>12508934I hate myself for liking Acid...
>>12508863swegg>>12508895let's hang out>>12508916I agree
>>12508938The musical isn't exactly a comedy
>>12508904Like hell she isnt, she wants your chub.
>>12508944>I WANT TO STICK MY COCK IN YOU>Yeah let's just hang and watch a movieI'm sure you get cocks thrown at you so much that you don't even care anymore.
Man I'd get pony so fucking drunk
>>12508938that's because the book is kinda meh and a lot of people like the songs from the musical so that's all anyone talks about if anything.
>>12508831>>12508837>>12508847>>12508852Fuck you guys, I'm leaving. Maybe next time you'll stop being a jerk!
>>12508960To be honest, I'd get pretty fucking irritated if women kept at throwing their bodies at me.
>>12508954I just want to cuddle her
>>12508965You shouldn't give pony so much salt.
>>12508960>OH GOD I WANT TO FILL YOU WITH MY CUM>Which shirt looks better the green lantern one or the batman one?
Anon x Anon OTP.
>>12508965I really liked drunk Twilight from that Twirity fapfic
>>12508972fuck off dash
>>12508965Are you planning on raping pony, anon?
>>12508979>not anon x ponyanon
>>12508972Jeez, don't cry about it.
>>12508972Don't you want to suck my dick first?
>>12508972...But I'm offering you my dick. How the fuck am I the jerk?
>>12508975That's what I said, she wants your chub.
>>12508960there are things more important than dicks and sex anon
>>12508979>not anon x pony anon
>>12508979>you'll never be paired off>not even as a joke
>>12508985What? Never? Unless I get drunk as fuck too but i doubt I'd do that even then.Nah man just get drunk and have fun.
>>12508972Anon just wanted to love you.Why are you so mean, Dash?
>>12508997Like ponies?
>>12508965pony gets cuhrazey when drunk
pony should be reasonably large
>>12509026Exactly, anon.
>>12508972>next timeGood luck! Next time I'll be a pony!
>>12508997Like marrying me?
>>12508978>>12508997Yeah, I guess I'll just remain sexually repressed.
>>12508997Corrolary: most things are not more important than dicks and sex.
>>12508979>not Anon x Thick femAnon
>>12509033what if pony were unreasonably large
>>12509037Hooray!
SOME
>>12509033That is still the unfest poneXhuman pic I've ever seen.
>>12509050Gulliver's Travels
>>12509033We REALLY need more of this
>>12509014They'd have fun with you sober.
>>12509048FemAnon is mai waifu
>>12509055DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
>>12509051
>>12509055Shrek is dreck
>>12509033I agree, pony should not rip you in half or impale you to death.
>>12509065Yeah but we'd have fun when drunk too. Isn't she curious to see how drunk fun is?
>>12509031I really like this, anon.Give me more
>>12509048mares/femanon still needs to be a thingthat pinkie fic was adorable and unf
>>12509055I didn't like it
>>12509055DON'T
>>12509031cuhrazey you say?
>>12509083But you just said you didn't want to get drunk. So you only want to get pony drunk.But pony doesn't drunk.
>>12509067But anon what if you are thick femanon
I wonder how different each pony acts while drunk.
>>12509098>what is salt
>>12509055>one word is enough to have it stuck in my head
>>12509099What's Discord's aim here?
>>12509099START MASTURBATINGThat's like, a rule when you switch genders.
>>12509104They all act exactly as normal, except they hiccup.
>>12509109get anon laid
>>12509099That dependsWhat do male ponies think about female humans?
>>12509033>>12509048>femanon will never deliverAt least we got 2 femanon/Soarin' fics out of it
>>12509098WELL FUCK WE ALLREADY ARE DRINKING AND BECOMING DRUNK
>>12509099I would tease stallions.
>>12509128about that I'am a male.
>>12509109what makes you think he has some ulterior motive? really now
>>12509104They losing all self-control and start telling everyone about your secrets
I would enjoy hanging out with pony. We'd talk about many things, like how somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.
>>12509099I would just walk around in my room and practice swaying my hips, then I would find a vibrator and ravage myself in front of a mirror
>>12509152>somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me.FUCK YOU
>>12509149Because you told us that shirt is covered in pony pheromones
>>12509149But what spell did he miscast? It seems to me he had some goal in mind. Discord wouldn't just cast a spell for no motive, would he?
>>12509104My headcanon is that Rarity starts speaking both english and french in an attempt of being fancy as fuck. She's also a bit more childish.
>>12509158and I'm sure you'd be very good at it
>>12509127the same that female ponies think about male humans
>>12509121Yeah, because he couldn't do it as a male.
Which pony would jekyll, jekyll HYDE jekyll HYDE HYDE jekylljekyll jekyll HYDE jekyll HYYYYYYYDE!!!!hah, now it's stuck in your head, faggot.
>>12509171My headcanon is that her learned accent starts slipping and she talks more like her parents.
>>12509127>What do male ponies think about female humans?they just want to be friendly
>>12509182Twilight, obviously
>>12509174And how do they feel about male humans?
>>12509182nah
>>12509183>accentshe talked the same way when she was a filly.
>>12509182I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>12509184GG new content when?
>>12509183She talked like that since she was younger than Sweetie Belle. I don't think she ever spoke with her parent's accent.
>>12509193Yes, that's when she started learning it.
>>12509184How friendly?
>>12509184Snails is getting quite an eyeful there
>>12509190They find them attractive.
>>12509207stupid head canon
>>12509141You still didn't deliver
>>12509207She was speaking it perfectly when she was smaller than Sweetie.
>>12509141"this surprises me"-no one, ever
Futa waifu blowing her load into your dripping wet mare cunt
>>12509184>All the female ponies have become male ponies>All the male ponies remain male>Anon is the only female around
>>12509216Will they stick their dicks in my female body?
>>12509193>>12509203>>12509217>>12509223well we know that she spoke like that when she was narrating herself as a filly anyway
>>12509235if you ask nicely
>>12509217yeah i dont buy itits about as plausible as her speaking french
>>12509235Only if you want them to, Anon. Or if they think you want them to. Or if they want to.
>>12509232>tfw futa princess to stuff your throat to the point where you're pretty sure you shouldn't be able to breathe
>>12509239>head canonlol
>>12509235If they like you and you agree.
>>12509248Where did you get one?
>>12509184I like it when girls do that with their shirt.
>>12509184WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
PONY JUST PONIED ALL OVER YOU
>>12509234>there is no other way to reproduce other than through Anon, even after scholars extensively attempted to forge alternative methods>Anon is now playing the largest game of erotic Hide 'n' Seek ever
>>12509235http://derpibooru.org/386082Yes
>>12509263>in a world where the girls of the world only have 1 shirt between them
>>12509268It'll be just like Metal Gear but with rape.
>>12509266Do... I rub her nose in it?
>>12509268>all of Anon's children are female
>>12509273it's alright but the pony is kind of small
>>12509248>EA will never update the futa alicorn hyper princess story
http://shain-miles.tumblr.com/post/56986711000/shain-and-kai-make-out-while-expelling-feces-intothis person just followed me, I had to tell someone about iy
>>12509249>no argument
>>12509273What if I want multiple stallions to do that to me at the same time?
>>12509291>>>/v/
WHY ARE THERE SQUEAKY TOY MOTHSit's like mother nature wanted me to have a heart attack
>>12509287That was actually pretty hot before I noticed that they were shitting
>>12509295Then you and I have something in common.
>>12509295>What if I want multiple stallions to do that to me at the same time?Sorry, anon. The best you'll get is multiple zebras.
>>12509265>WHAT HAPPENS NEXTAnon is stranded in EquestriaDiscord doesn't come back for weeks
>>12509345Tell me more.
>>12509338>Anon drowns in cum>There is still a bit of cum leaking out of anon at the funeral
>>12509273Her belly is full of cum~
>>12509345MORE
>>12509345Darn. That must have been a really complex spell, he's working so diligently to fix it!
>>12509273there it is
>>12509354>cumcocoon
>>12509345ERECTION
>>12509361I dunno, anon put it pretty wellComparing it to a game of hide and seek isn't too far off
>>12509104
>>12509390What happens when they get switched back? Are the female ponies more sympathetic towards how horniness makes guys crazy?
>>12509388>the cum hardens aroudn Anon's body>it turns into a cocoon transforming Anon into the slutty mare
>>12509390What happens when they find her?
>>12509407>What happens when they get switched back?"They"? This is some alternate dimension shit, all those stallions aren't Discord's doingSo you mean Anon right? When will he get switched back. Well, _______never_______________________________________
>>12509400I find drunk pones cute as fuck!
Berry is a fucking milf, imagine those eyes looking up at you while she wraps that tongue round your shaft
>>12509390I was that anonnow draw it pleaseLook, I will suck your dick. I will suck your fucking dick, I will do it, just draw it. I'll suck your dick... you can fuck me, or get fucked by me, you can watch me fuck something, just point at something in the room and I'll fuck it for you, c'mon just tell me what you want me to fuck
>>12509423sex happens
>>12509437>>12509438Drunk ponies are unusually sexy
>>12509438That tongue is uncanny and drunk sex is boring.
>>12509443Scootaloo pleaseyou're not a slutsomeone just wrote you like that
>>12509407That's a good point, now they finally understand why humans like blowjobs so much
>>12509437Same. That's one of my favorite pieces of fanart (though it was made by one of the show's animators).
>>12509460Anon pleaseyou're not a reasonable personsomeone just wrote you like that;_;
>>12509363pls
http://31.media.tumblr.com/def32fe20f92113fd567b2a1e7c5b753/tumblr_mqu0skF8t61rmo83uo1_1280.png
>>12509388>>12509409>The zebras made a little visit to Zecora before they broke into your house>It was very expensive, but they bought three potions off of her>One made them double their cum>The second made their cum highly addictive>And the third makes prolonged injections of their cum turn you into the slutty mare
>>12509452she's a kinky slut when she's drunk with a penchant for trying to make you squeal
>>12509438>a fucking milfles do dis
>>12509463Really? Who?
>>12509469It's shit
>>12509473I like Mrs. Cake too, she must give the best head in town.
>>12509475Flashinthepan
>>12509469Is he trying not to cum while edging
>>12509472>She asks for you to squeal as she's blowing you>It's not satisfactory to her>She pounces you onto your back and begins to blow raspberries on your stomach
>>12509490he's about to meet a princess and he can't get rid of his erection
>>12509491She likes to rim your ass and then ram her tongue up into your prostate without warning
>>12509469I'm getting to the point where I don't care if it a guy, I just want to play with someone's body and make them squirm in pleasure.
Guys all of pony's pony friends left and now I'm with her at the bar and she's drunk and doesn't want to leave. What do?
>>12509482N-no I don't! Who told you? Has my husband been spreading rumors again?
>>12509514Which pony is it?
>>12509514Take her home.
>>12509500Wouldn't it be considered normal since stallions are always naked? They must be used to stallions popping boners, especially the guards, but she tries to discourage that.
>>12509500I'm sure Celestia would secretly be flattered and pretend you weren't having difficulty controlling your dick.Until business is finished then she asks you to stay behind for a moment.
>>12509469there it is, again
>>12509503ewdoodoo comes from there
>>12509524So is it true? Show me, I don't believe it.
>>12509525Rarity>>12509527She doesn't want to
best ship
>>12509503While not as cute, this would be acceptable. Would it help if I poured a bit of booze down my ass crack?
>>12509534>your heart is pounding in anticipation after she tells you to stay behind>she gives you a lecture about how it's normal for that to happen to stallions and you shouldn't be embarrassed>no sexual
>>12509547Fluttersnails? Wut
wwould you?
>>12509543I'm a happily married mare.
>>12509546Take her by force.It's Rarity. She's probably the lightest after Twilight. Pick her up and leave
>>12509558>you come all over her face at the very end>she just smiles>and licks it all up
>>12509547That's not a ship, it's a composite pone.
>tfw too poor to get Skullgirls before its release>no controller>playing fighting games with a keyboard>being poor
>>12509546Take her home.
>>12509563His babysitters do that for him
>>12509574>being a pleb
>>12509507Would you suck my off? Keep i mind I won't return the favor, I'm not gay.
>>12509574keyboard is more than fine for fighting games bro
>>12509570>>12509575Well I got out but now she's singing as loud as she can about how much she loves me and kissing me.
>>12509583I would let a dude suck me off if he was really good at it and he was on the other side of a gloryhole so I couldn't see him
>>12509558>This is what would actually happen>Celestia can't be running around magically stimulating prostates to ease tense stallions almost instantaneously.>It's not like she knows the perfect button to push
>>12509593I wouldn't, I don't want to feel facial hair and hear guy moaning on my dick.
>>12509594Part of the test for becoming a guard is standing in position while she magically teases your prostate, and you can't move once or you're disqualified.
>>12509582>implying that SG isn't a solid fighting game
>>12509574>playing fighting games>buying games
>>12509591Just hurry up and get to the boutique.Or the hotelOr wherever she's staying
>>12509619Part of that test it also to come at least one liter at once.It's a test of fertility, and fertility equals health. Celestia needs healthy and strong guards, only the best.
>>12509621>fighting games>good
>>12509618>crying into pubic hair is one hell of a way to finish your first blowjob.png
>>12509639MOBAdrone please go
>>12509594>every time you get in a fight she simply squeezes your prostate till you beg for mercy and agree with her
>>12509655a single hero in dota is at least as complex as an entire faction in SC2
>>12509627She just whispered in my ear that she wants me inside her. What do?
>>12509657>until one day you sneak up on her and go elbow deep
>>12509639>>12509655>>12509667If you're gonna have a pointless fanboyfight over which genre is better, please take it to /v/
We're apples foreverApples together
>>12509675A pony whispering lewd things in your ear shouldn't be a fetish. But for me it is.Seriously tough imagining that shouldn't be this hot
>>12509701I said I'd fuck you, but I didn't say anything about incestplay
