Cute and sexy dancing girls edition!last thread>>12494523And reminder that Hasbro has released 3 new flash based EG games!http://www.hasbro.com/equestria-girls/en_US/play/browse.cfmSo if someone could try and extract the assets (there's already two dancing animations and the picture game backgrounds thanks to /mlp/), that would be really super!
>>12498452she's the life of the party
malicious horse thread
>EQG MLPGdiediediediediediediediediedieCAPTCHA: die kilerna
Artblock please go
>>12498452>>12498507Please stop making Equestria Girls topics regarding MLPG since it is not related to the tv series.
>>12498529the only alien there is twilight and she entered their world illegally
>>12498507Luna! No! That's one moon too many!
>>12498529I... i liked them. Would fap.
Non pony, but what do you think of this written masterpiece?
>>12498541but it is MLP related, retard.
>>12498558Just like you, amirite.
Braeburned, check you inbox.
>>12498541>not related to the tv series.But it is. It's set between S3 and S4.
I wish I was bronyfamous and could bum a ride across the country
>>12498581no, i got my papers would you like to check them?
>>12498533what cute gangsta bitch
>>12498604I wish I was liked
>EQG threadaha nopefuck you
>>12498561Preposterous! She's got this well in hoof.
>>12498631I hate you.
>>12498541if EG was its own movie and never mentioned the ponies and was only ever about human pony look alikes, i'd agree, but is clear that the movie is cannon and takes place after the events in season 3. it actually happens.
>>12498604I wish I would stop getting insane bursts of creativity when it's too late at night to draw
Oh shit an Equestria Girls thread?
>>12498636>2013 >still bitching about EqG
FUCK THIS THREAD
>>12498648Please die in a fire. Thanks.
>>12498604i used to think i wanted to be brony famous. until i saw the cringe highlight video of brony famous people that went viral.
>>12498408I sure do, JFS was a good episode.
Sunset Shimmer is the best not a shit lol
what will happen
>>12498648remember when we all thought this was fake?i knew it was real. it looked way too toy looking to be fake, plus the background was really show quality like
MAKE A DIFFERENT THREADFUCK EQG
>>12498685Reprint of the Shimmer comic plus prequel to the movie.
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Equestria girls was the probably the greatest movie of all time
>>12498684except her purpose was to DOMINATE THE WORLD. but little did she know, she didn't need the crown to dominate me.
>>12498684Except the part where she wanted it to conquer 2 universes and couldn't give a shit about popularity.
>>12498711>this is bait
>>12498452such a lewd cutie
>>12498452Not like they make good games for ponies anyways.
>>12498643>>12498596>>12498581Na you guys are rightIt's not like that kind of Thread Header attracts the worst elements of /mlp/. What do I know?Let's have half a thread about that movie now.
>>12498711ONE MILLION HITLERS
>>12498690I'm serious though I did like the EqG designs, even if they didn't had differing bust sizes or enough panty shots. felt weird man. So many skirts and no panties.
How come no one in cartoons can ever dance?
>>12498711But Anon, that isn't Avatar at all!
>>12498685Pretty much pic related.Not worth buying/10
>>12498711Luna's eye is just so fucking wrong.
www.livestream.com/cosmonawtstreaming for 40 or so minutes before sleeping for the con. come in and ill doodle some pones for you
>>12498752because animators can't dance
Wait, what if season 4 took place entirely in that alternate world?
>>12498711why does luna have a beak
>>12498685Holy crap, the city made the place less colorful.
>>12498630Thanks m8, I think I might draw some comic antics, this comic issue was great.
>>12498734For a second I thought she wasn't wearing any pants.
Thanks for the game, Wilhelm and SarcoGood night.
>>12498756How hyped would you be in Discord was confirmed for S4?
>>12498533Man I wanna twerk that pony
>>12498734I-I'm not entirely sure what's going on at the bottom therewhat am I supposed to be and not be seeing
>>12498798not much since he's been killed in s3
>>12498780it was confirmed that S4 was going to be pony
>>12497292You still here, Jalm?
>>12498780I'd only like it if it was all about the ponies and their ridiculous customs not working on earth and constantly getting into hijinks because of it.Think 3rd rock from the sun.
Did anyone else love the face they made?
>>12498734For a second i thought she was in a striker unit... and i got somewhat excited.
>>12498771I'd like to think it's Celestia and Twilight swapping memories.Twilight is living Celestia's memories of facing down NMM.Which leaves Celestia...having to live a memory of her neurotic student...
ACTUAL NEW THREAD HERE>>12498847>>12498847>>12498847>>12498847
>>12498844>semen scoops arrested for prostitution
still the best thing too come form eg and /mlp/
>>12498798>Implying he won't be in S4Anon pls.
>>12498780>it is>its in the EqG world>mfw
>>12498863stop being so autistic
>>12498809The best new pony
>>12498863This thread is marked, loser
>>12498863Stop trying so hard
>>12498889>>12498898>Liking EqGMLPG is fucking dead
>>12498863>This one is marked.How does it feel being so wrong?
what if by some ill-conceived plot device a human came to equestria (in pony form naturally) and through out the season they try to get her (i would think a girl would be best in this instance) back to her world?
>>12498892>Friendship Sentai Ponyranger
>>12498871>One episode dedicated to them just freaking out about their hands, >Then forgetting about them for a minute, looking down and then screaming in horror again. and again.
>>12498740I'd like to repeat myself now because everyone I replied to is a moron.
BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS
where do i pony
>>12498907I didn't say I liked EqG you metric fucktard, I said fuck off.Just because you don't like thing doesn't mean you can be a fucking autist and make a new thread
>>12498916>Flower Trio: The episode.
>>12498907Don't be mad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU9SLBjTSScappledan and mrs. harswhinny in real life in a happy relationship
>>12498927I really love this. its really well done too. Thank you faceless jr. for being the autistic animator i could never be.
Isaac please never mark an eqg thread ever again
>>12498907I don't like Pinkie Pie but don't throw an autism fit every time she's the OP.
>>12498926remember when dash was the broniest pony then it became derpy and now it is dj dubstep
>this whole fucking threadI FUCKING HATE IT TO HIGH HELL AND I LOVE IT!
>>12498975Honestly I don't know who has more Autism The people who like EqG, or the people who hate it so much as to make a new thread when there's a human pony human thing in the OP.
>>12498965EQG is show related and falls under the MLP IP
>>12498926but how can virgin if not
>>12498989> Applejack> not askin' "why aren't you tryin' that backwards like Spur Strike thar?"
PREPARE YOUR ANUSES
>>12498999Going with the later
>>12499003>why aren't you tryin' that backwardsAnon do you even read what you type
>>12499018We anime hair now
>>12498926But i'm already here. HAHA;_;
Someone should draw all the activities Big Mac did during the map page
>>12499033I know, right?
WE'RE APPLES TOGETHER! APPLES FOR EVER!
>>12499040I think you and I have just seen different porn, Anon.
>>12498892but what's happening with her lower halfI see what look like lines for a skirt but also for her shorts and lewd things and I don't even
>>12499076I WILL DO JUST THAT.
Can we just ERP in here then?>You've invited Rarity over >just watching a movie, no big deal>you reach over to place your hand on her lap>you notice her giant futa equestria girls cock>she and you both blush
>>12499043How many animes have Jews in them?
>>12499093I like this
>>12498861I'll be excited to see however it comes out. Bonus if it's a memory that relates a little more about the Elements of Harmony 1000 years ago.>>12498863>>12498965Apologies. This one was ready and fit the keywords.
>>12499093yes do more of this
>>12499043> Rainbow Dash wrecks the Cloudsdale Stadium again> IT'S A SHOAH ALL OVER AGAIN
Has anyone tried playing the Twilight game? Holy shit that running animation murders me.
is this where i ponyi cant tell i see a bunch of weird alien things but not many ponies
>>12499161no MLPG hates ponies nowit's all about the EqG dolls
>>12499105If you're having thread problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems but a Movie ain't one
>Tfw I legitimately liked the majority of EQG and will never be able to have civil discussion about it without a million people spending the whole time doing nothing but crying out "it was shit"
dont you just want brush their hair?
>>12499184Well, what did you like about it?
>>12499161Go ahead and pony, this is a pony zone.
>actually using EqG as a topic
>>12499191But anon, that's not a brush.
>>12499209It was just more pony for mePretty much anything that I liked from pony, I got a healthy dose from the personhorse movie.
>>12499191I'd rather smell her socks
>>12499238I'm actually happy that you experienced thatUnfortunately I did not
>>12499219dont tell me things i don't want to hear!
>>12499191>Doesn't like people touching her feet.>Or her hair.Damn, Dash has some issues.
>>12499242is that her trip?
>Equestria Girls TopicThose who enjoy acting like idiots will soon find themselves surrounded by actual idiots who believe theirselves in good company
I wonder what chest tuft feels like
>>12499286>>12499213buti tried to make it as good as i couldi even included some new contenti'm sorryand i like eg dash too much
>>12499269Thats fine then
>>12499242aaaaaaaaaaand here comes the porn dump
>>12499286>Actually thinking MLPG follows the topic of the OP.>Thinks he isn't fueling the idiots to keep posting about it.
>>12499310I don't know where this is from and it is killing me.
>>12499360Final Fantasy 9. The joke is that everybody always gets 99 out of a 100 nobles.
>You've invited pony over>you put on some classy music and got the fire going>she shows up wearing something simple but classy>she asks you to pour you both a drink and she sits down on your couchWhat do you make?
>>12499343Looks like manual spam, too.
>>12499322Marshmallow creme, springing back every time you brush it gently.
So did I miss something?
>>12499332don't worry, I too find the Equestria girls erotic.
>>12499404YES THE WOBBLE!
>>12499343THE MOD IS CLEANING IT UP
>>12499388what is her favorite flavor of mt dew because this is all i have.
>>12499404Just the usual wetakeourselvesveryseriouslyhere.jpg
>>12499130What if all pegasi were Jewish?
>>12499433Pretty good reaction time, too. So it either really was a mod, and the guy's banned, or it's a janitor and the dumper has a time out.
WHY AREN'T YOU DRAWING?
>>12499242this woman just can't let me sleepwhat time zone does she operate on?
>>12499458what would i draw
>>12499458Because I have hands like a man with late stage parkinson's
>>12499468She lives in California I think, so Pacific?
>>12499476Well I had this image earlier of Rainbow Dash sitting cross-armed while wearing a bonnet.
>>124994581 I don't know how to draw2 I already filled my 24 hour quota 3 I'm lazyI'll practice later I promise
>>12499466Nigga are you hating on Black Tea?>>12499458I'm playing Civ
>>12499388grasshoppers.the drink, not the bug.
>>12499434>Plus is still in the mail.>Twilight too.>"Haha, don't expect that shit till September or some shit!"
>Lauren Faust is NEVER going to come to /mlp/ again
>>12499503I wouldn't say black tea is a good go to drink for company
Derpy is a very ugly pony
White > Red
>>12499457too bad it's probably not real though
>>12499528And then there's people like this
>>12499466Fuck you, pony is probably cold and could use something warm.
>>12499520Fuck you she has a heart of gold.
>>12499520unf bubblehips unf unf
>>12499520so you're saying you didn't see that one comic cover with her. In that dress. with that eye shadow...
>>12499520>you will never be a pony hugging another pony
>>12499528I LOVE LESBIANS
>>12499520Objectively wrong opinion
>>12499520Umi'm going with false for this one.
>>12499520This opinion is fact
>>12499388kliuk vennyi morseveryone loves kliuk vennyi mors, or maybe elam cayi>>12499528Kosher red > *
>>12499517ahhhh yeah twilight going for the grope
pony in your bloodstream
Berry Punch is such a cute pon
>>12499450I like this guys videos.It's a shame Youtube took a shit on him and he doesn't make any money on an obvious parody. Yet he still does it.
>>12499557N-no. Why would I want to see that right now? I bet sh-she's so ugly.
>>12499565And there's another ugly one
>>12499528ahahahahahaha fucking pleb
>>12499458Because I tried drawing and I'm shit
Hey guys.I've been away for some weeks now.Whatever happened to Biscuits and his/her > story?
>>12499634I think you have the wrong thread
>>12499629That post was sure pony related
>>12499520She really isn't.And this "ship" is really cute for some reason.
>>12499634>BiscuitsI have literally never heard of this person until now
>>12499583vinyl is such a fucking slut
>>12499577>Pony wants to shower with you>Takes you to her house>Asks you to start the water while she gets ready and slams the door shut
>>12499657I...I don't have any.
>>12499634Mmm...Biscuits was drawfag. She left ages ago.
>>12499685Everyone has butts
Hey guys.I've been away for some weeks now.Whatever happened to NoInk and his/her > drawings?
>>12499666Krabb please stop shitposting
>>12499684Enjoy being arrested for hate speech, gentileman.
>>12499741This will always make me giggle.
>>12499725>some weeksmore like some years
>>12499583These covers are so
I think that you're rather uniquePerhaps you're something newAnd if you'd like to obligeI'd like to get to know you.
>>12499808Being FLuttershy looks pretty comfy
>>12499583>no eyeshadow on BonbonShe would have been even cuter than she already is.
>>12499802Are you a pony?If you are then I'd like to get to know you too.
>>12499760>>12499784>>12499791What's BDF up to lately?
>>12499520Fuck you! Everyone knows she got her cutie mark free diving for pearls off the coast of horseshoe bay back before the war, selling the pearls to support her mother who's health had been failing since her father was lost at sea. Later enlisting into the Equestrian navy where she became a hero during war time and dove in to save seven other ponies from drowning (including an officer and her best friend Bubbles who died in her arms) before a piece of shrapnel from the ship hit her, costing her an eye, which was later replaced with glass. She later settled down in ponyville where you might catch her diving in the local well for nostalgia's sake. She's a bit of a clumsy flier this far in the mainland away from the untamable ocean winds. But you know she didn't screw up during tornado duty! Show a little damn respect anon!
>>12499049Mmmm tasty virgins
>>12499842He still hangs around as anonsource: he's in many streams linked only hereanon's log supplementary: he could be here right now
>>12499833That ain't no pony anon. That's a zebra
>>12499842He's still here, he just got bored of drawing.
so yeahi decided to play the games in the opand they're shit (to no one's surprise)and holy shit the animations are so damn awful. twilight running is hilariously stupid and the dancing game was crap (the animations are literally the same ones as the cafeteria song but worse.
>Trixie shows up in S4.>Eating peanut butter crackers.How would you react?
>>12499880>>12499901Ah, well that's cool. As long as he's enjoying himself.
>>12499802>a muscular monkey milf will never love you tenderly
>>12499909Looks alright but that cutie mark looks delicate as fuck and I'd be afraid to cuddle it too hard.
Rainbow Dash get off me
YOU GUYS NEED TO PONY!
>>12499922I'd call Meghan a liar because she said EQG wouldn't be canon.
>>12499909>No googly eyes on your Pinkie poster.#shotsfired
>>12499922it wouldnt bother me since there have been worse brony memes used.
Rainbow Dash get me off
>>12499909IS THAT A DICK?!
>tfw Braeburn asks you to meet him and he shows up dressed like this
>>12499957I'M PONYING AS HARD AS I CAN!!I-I'M GOING TO BURST!!
Where is Equestria Girls? I come to MLPG for the Equestria Girls
>>12499861Take me now.
>>12499988THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE HAS A POWERFUL NEED!
>>12499900I think that's my third unf
>>12499958she said that Twilight's bf won't show upthat's all
>>12499988I don't know why I love this so much.I don't know why I love that scene so much.
>>12499986Is there anything there?All I can see are some barely visible grey lines
>>12500028I am certain that this got coloured.
>>12499986i would say the price of the ride is you must let me blow your dick.
>>12500022You're moving up ni the world
>>12500007I am a girl and live in equestria.
>>12500029She also said that SS will also not show up
>>12500028>Princess Skyla will be the tip of the pyramid.
>>12500028umfumfumf who dis
>>12499951>>12499959>>12499984She's a backpack. Those are straps on her legs.
>>12500029but then he's not her bf
>>12500022Is that a good thing?
>>12499988>you will never pay for prostitution services from the G&PT with large sums of peanut butter crackers.
>>12500034what the fuck are those crackers, that aint american.
>>12500074Yes, I'm collecting them
>>12498926>>12499861These are nice Derpys.
>>12499701oh lyra, you and your clothes
>invite pony over for pool party>she shows up with a towel and wearing shades>before she jumps in she asks you to grab some beersDo you serve an under aged pony alcohol?
>>12500077>peanut butter crackersThose are cheese and cracker sticks you mongrel.
>>12500029I remember her explicitly stating EQG was not canon.
>>12500044Do you know where?
>>12500069You cannot deny the large black horse wang strap.
>>12500094loira in human clothing is the cutest
I used to like those things with cheese you could spread on crackersThen trixie happened
>>12499583fuck that cover is incredible
>>12499990is she doing the toejam and earl dance?
>>12500107but she says they are peanut butter crackers in the movie
>>12500137What if Trixie spread her dickcheese on crackers
>>12500124>trying to resist Luna>not knowing she's already your waifu
>>12500007Well fuck off. This is a thread for ponies.
>>12500072No, they're still fucking on the side. He's taking her out on dates and fucking her in his chariot. He's taking her to the library and fucking her between the aisles. He taking her to the pony movies and fucking her in the theater. Hell, they probably fucked in Cadence and Shiny's bed.He won't be in S4, but they are fucking and dating offscreen.You just have to accept that.
>>12500124Hey, Luna, I'll spend some time with you.
>>12500159What if Trixie spread crackercheese on her dick?
>>12500137>Now I fuck the cheese.
Finally, an offical size chart.I can finally say that you could pick up a pone with one arm and use her like a fleshlight.
>>12500136It helps that she's such a cutie to begin with.
>>12500158Well, the movie doesn't exist.
>>12499583I know a lot of people like to hate everything about the fandom but when you take a step back and look at everything we've built quite the little kingdom for ourselves to play in.
What if pony wanted you to play Freebird?
>>12500167flash plsare you trying to convince yourself?
Your waifu just rubbed up against me
>>12500192>Lyra toy had a problem in shipping.>Isn't going to arrive.>Was going to buy some jean patches to make some pants.'taint fair.
>>12500124>you will never be that handsome
>>12500189You enter a room and all your favorite ponies are there.You can have as many as you can carry in a single load.What do?
>>12500189That pony would still weigh 150+ lbs.I'm 100% confident you can't lift that with one arm.
>>12500231>pets*offended morals intensify*
>>12500239>being a ponyfag is a good hobby mate>i'm not a brony dad, I'm a ponyfag>one's a hobby, the other's mental sickness!needs to be fixed
>>12500266Good night worst ponies
>>12500136I was surprised to find how little I have after looking through my folder
>>12500264Some ponies just like being coddled, anon.
>>12500240Pick up TwilightTwilight telekinesises all the other ponies
>>12500189Actually, quadrupeds of that size are heavy as fuck. Their torsos and heads are roughly human sized, the only thing stopping them from standing up and looking people in the eye is their stubby legs.
>>12500189Unofficial is more like
>>12500237she hardly cares how you look. She just wants to spend time with you.
http://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Tracy-Never-Ending-Vol-1/dp/1490914447/ref=pd_ybh_8>This is a thing that exists.
>>12500273You are now aware that people say any pone irlIve heard it
>>12500189technically they're the same relative mass as those humans. So if you decartoonify the humans you'll find out the realistic proportions and size these ponies would have if real.Also you could fuck them.
>>12500241There's no way that's 150 lbsShe's basically a thick medium sized dogLike 70 at the most
>>12500310hehlet them have their fun
>>12500237>tfw I am
>>12500341>Also you could fuck them.Nigga this was never in question
>>12500307Wow mister, you really think so?
>>12500115is this nigger a nigger
pony should pony pony
>>12500268always vote on pones wearing people clothes.
>>12500342>muscles strong enough to kick over trees>bones strong enough to survive the shock>entire bodies can handle G-force in excess of what humans can survive>dat density
>>12500416>AJ playing povertyballThat ain't American
>>12500416Why would pone need a sweat band there
>>12500416clothed pony > nekkid pony
You are presented before the pony royalty They asked you to cook something "human"What do you make for them?
THESE ANIMALS DON'T LISTEN
>>12500453Can I have a cow?
>>12500441Preach it, brother.
>>12500414Pony should only pony pony in the pony position for the purpose of pone-creation.
>>12500460You can use whatever you wish but you have to serve it to ponies
>>12500445and who's going to stop them, Celestia? You?
>>12500453GET ME A COW
>>12500268I always laughed at the fact that the way ponyfags would sexualize ponies was to usually add more clothes to them. funny shit.
>>12500453The greatest food of all: Corn!
>>12500453Tell them I don't eat humans and they're disgusting for asking that.
>>12500453A vegetarian pizza
>>12500453BRING ME THE PIGS
Guys I need to stop fappinghow do
>>12500462The cuteness factor of a pony increases exponentially with the number of articles of clothing they wear
>>12500189These ponies would be even smaller in real life. Angel is a bunny, not a rabbit. So he's not very big. EQG proportions are extremely fucked in every way possible so we'll never get a real height from that. Though a fair guess would be they stand just under crotch height.
>>12500453beans and rice.
>>12500504buy one of those penis locker
>>12500484Did you learn nothing from watching cartoons growing up?Just look at Minverva Mink.Do you think she would have been as sexy if she walked around naked all the time? No. More clothes leave more to the imagination.Curves and a sexy voice helps too
Guys how to get pony to scratch my back and love me?
>>12500504never start. worked for me.
>>12500515This makes sense because cloth.
>>12500453Can't beat the humanity of hand tossed hawaiian pizza.It might as well be earth's official food.
>>12500268>her top is coming undone>it's pointless anywayand yet...
>>12500526Also dem toes.
>>12500529Scratch behind the ears. They'll be puddy in your hands after that..
>>12500515You should write a book, anon. The world needs to know this stuff.
Eh, I might correct this tomorrow
>>12500547aw yeah nigga
DERP FACE DERP FACE I LOVE YOU
>>12500515You might be on to something...
>>12500579post the original?looks good
Which pone(s) would be into yuri?
>>12500554But look at how high up the bikini bottom is. She's got some serious crotchtit cleavage going on that we're not seeing.
>>12500607as if you had to ask
>>12500592holy crap that looks good right now
Drunk mares are sexy
>>12500618that tumblr is the cutest
>>12500632drunk mares are pretty easyI mean they're already pretty much walking cock-sleeves but the drunk ones are especially aggressive.
>>12500516>they stand just under crotch heightperfect height for blowjobs
>>12500509>I'm not wearing nothing at allTwilight wouldn't talk like that.
>>12500592>>12500624i like to get a half-hawaiian half-pepperoni because hawaiian is better hot but pepperoni is fine cold
>>12500582Nigga u missing out, pineapple is AMAZING with pizza.
>>12500632But sober mares are equally if not more sexy so I don't see your point.
>>12500649I feel kind of bad for posting it since some people really don't like it but fuck those eyes are cute.
>>12500453The spaghetti that spill from my pockets
>>12500659I want to pet that cute pony!
>>12500656I want to be sexually assaulted by an intoxicated Derpy who doesn't fully understand what she's doing
>>12500664perfect height to buck you in the nuts.Remember that when you try to >rape
>>12500674Fluttershy isn't gay, Dash just forces her into things
>>12500670Pineapple is shit on pizza. Italian sausage is the one true topping.
>>12500673Berry is a milf
>>12500632would you mind a drunken mare forcing herself on you?
>>12500708Berry, that's rape
>>12500708not at all, I'd blow the biggest load of my life
>>12500702Please. I'm such a milf i tell evereyone my daughter is my sister.
>>12500618>>12500638>>12500715You people have really good taste.
>>12500695Fluttershy tolerates Dash, Pinkie can't live without her. Which ship is more canon?
do you think this guy is a brony? or just unfortunate coincidence.
>>12500721>"not if you like it, sugar."
>>12499520>no one will ever hug you and tell you everything will be okay while you cry away your insecuritiesI would give anything for just that.
>>12500686That is my fetish.
>>12500742Both. They are all friends.
>>12500739If you had good taste you'd be eating baked marshmallow apples for dinner and rainbow pie for dessert.
>>12500753>Berry licking her lips after she licks the pre up oozing out of your tip
if you could read pone's mind lovewhat a thought pone's thoughts could telljust like an old time movie'bout a ghost from a wishing wellin a castle darkor a fortress strongwith chains upon pone's feetyou know that ghost is ponyand pone will never be set freeas long as pone's a ghost that you can't see
>>12500739But I posted Rarity x Applejack, I have terrible taste.
>>12500743>nod to bronies and everfree radiodisgusting
>>12500800>Ikea Pony.>Easy to get home.>Impossible to figure out once you do.
>>12500821No, you don't! You have great taste!
>>12500821Rarity and Applejack is like the 2nd best ship thoughNot because of any of that opposites attract shit, it's more of the prince and the pauper kind of twist.
>>12500843but they're both the pauper
>>12500843so opposites attract?
>>12500268silly lyra, you can't eat all those ice creams. You're going to spill it all over your... oh...mmmmh.
>>12500842poor applejack, her front leg is withered and she will soon die
>>12500837>Impossible to figure out once you do.A child can put Ikea furniture togetherIt's just when the pieces don't have the holes drilled in where supposed to is when you lose control of your life.
>>12500843So you're saying opposites attract.
>>12500843it's more that they're both very much alike behind their more superficial aspects and they compliment each other.
>>12500884A-are you saying you have to f-force the pieces into her slots?
>>12500908Yeah, they make very good friends, but bad lovers.
>>12500865>>12500887Yeah you're probably rightBut they do have things in common like sisters.
>>12500884>Ikea pony>Everything is great until its time to put tab A into slot BThere's always lots of swearing and sometimes things get a little bent
Is there someone you know that you wish would get into pony but you know for a fact that they never will?
>>12500917you mean like fluttershy and rainbow dash who are old friends with history but have little to connect over besides both having wings?
>>12500912That's right, she even comes with her own "tools" and an instruction manual that tells you exactly how to get her off.
>>12500931>implying pone all don't do each other
>>12500942I know at least 4 people.
>Carrot Cake colt>stubby legs and a long neckI'm die.
>>12500931I really like Rarity wearing Applejack's hat.
>>12500942Not anymore.I used to feel that way about a few people but not any longer by a long shot.
>>12500954>Tools>It's a pill that makes you the perfect size for her
>>12500963ARE THEY GOING TO HAVE SEX
>>12500941>In the end you compromise and bind her in duct tape until she fills her role.
>>12500960dats kawaii nigga
>>12500963Princest is bestcest.
>>12500985Applejack looks like she really dislikes Rarity.
>>12500942Like, artists?Sure, there's plenty of furry artists who draw the specific weird porn things that I like that would be great to see pony stuff from
>>12500695I think that makes it more adorable.I'm a hardcore Squigglekicker shipper, but I think FlutterDash is truly the most pure ship out there.There is something incredibly beautiful about the thought of Fluttershy putting up with someone like Dash. Someone that's her complete opposite. Someone that's so bad for her, but she just can't help but care about her only for Dash to return her affection in her own weird way.I just love the idea of Fluttershy having a little girl crush on Dash.I probably shouldn't be writing shit like this when I 'm so tired.
>>12500961Hat transfer is a regioselective good pony acceptor.
>>12500938they both run their own businesses and have to look after their younger sisters. That o ntop of a lot of other things make them both the more adult acting of the group, the more mature two.Under the surface they're very alike but superficially they seem to contradict. That's how the real opposites attract trope is supposed to work.
>>12500963where is the rest of celestiashe looks like she is a floating torso
>>12500942i guess there are a few porn artists i like who i wish would do ponies. i dont care about any normal people or friends getting into it, in fact i tell them all to stay away from it.
>>12500997it was her first time
>>12500979of course not. what a silly question.
>>12501007Under the surface a lot of the ponies are alike.
>>12500871>all over her now topless, featureless chest
>>12501008No legs - easier to reach vagina.
>>12501000i like you anon.
>>12501008MLP has stellar animation etc etc it's not just another flash cartoon etc etc
>>12501027Go to bed pinkamena.
>>12500960what do you think cup cakes name was before marry
>>12501040all over her belly and dripping onto her crotch cleavage.
>>12500942I get upset when I find out when one of my old friends get into ponyThey always come to me and are like OMG ANON HAVE YOU WATCHED THIS YET ITS SO GOOD>"You used to make fun of me for watching AT"
>>12501000That was a good little read.I wouldn't push it so hard it weren't so reinforced by the show. I mean remember Dash in S1? She fucking hated Fluttershy in Dragonshy. Fastforward to S3 and they are best friends. I love it.
>>12501000I'd like it if it was the other way around. Fluttershy is Dash's oldest friend. She's been with Dash forever. So, when Dash realizes that she has romantic feelings for Fluttershy, she gets all cute and awkward in that stage fright kind of way she does. Fluttershy remains almost oblivious due to her own insecurities and thinking Dash would have everything about herself completely under control.
>>12501023those two would never have sex and you are silly to suggest it.
>>12501000That's why I like that ship so much.
>>12501055what if both ponies change their name when marry
>>12501063>MLP is for losers, why don't you watch Adventure Time?
this thread is 2gay4mei'll be back later
>>12500680Your tiny hands can really get in there!
>>12501055they were both named cake. It's a common name. Like Apple, or Doo, or Radiator.
>>12501081>that horrible artHolyshit, get some taste and self-respect, you pleb.
>>12501131I wish I were that tiny person
Pony wonders why monkeys with tiny dicks find it attractive
>>12501138>>12501081I love the crotch/panties area but those limbs...
>>12501081>panties not quite covering everythingUN->suddenly see everything else>
>>12501174Who knows. Humans also find it attractive, too.
>>12501107Twinkie is the all around cutest and best ship in the entire show, bar none.
>>12501243RARITY!And rainbow crap
>>12501228Fuck, sorry, hit RETURN too soonWould you attend PONY UNIVERSITY?What's their "Scaring Major"?
>>12501273why were Rarity and Dash hanging out?
>>12501289They're best friends.
>>12501289Lesbian horse sex
>>12501070I've always been a fan of Fluttershy is to nervous to even work up the courage to tell her best friend how she really feels. Never having the guts to tell Dash how special and beautiful she thinks she is.While Dash sees herself as too much of an alpha to say all that mushy stuff to Fluttershy no matter how much she really wants too.I like the idea of them both caring about each other deeply, but just not knowing how to tell one another.
>tfw your best friend gets a gf>tfw he hangs out with you less and less
>>12501138>>12501177>>12501198I'm glad we still have the integrity to critique unf.
Dash is shippable with anything
>shippingWorse than Castro
>>12498452Twilight Sparkle is so OP she has a fifteen foot vertical within two minutes of learning how to walk on two legs.
>>12501325you and me bothsometimes tension is good
>>12501344Can you ship Dash with a ham sandwich?
>>12501325>>12501353what about Dash/Fluttershy casual sex?
>>12501289They went to go...Where everybody knows their name.And there always glad they came.They went to be where they can see, their troubles are all the same.They want to be where everybody knows their name.
>>12501335This is happening to me nowShe's cool as heck and me and my friend/roommate still hang out all the time, but it's still weird. I feel like I see him a lot less and when he is here he's usually with her or talking to her on the phone. We barely even play video games with each other anymore.They tried to set me up with her sister, but I managed to fuck that up within two days
>>12498452Mlpg, your favorite pony just raped you. If you don't think your favorite pony could possibly do anything that you wouldn't consent to it was that one really weird fetish that freaks you out a little. They show no remorse. How do you react?
She's so outgoing, open and loving. Just what Twilight needs.
>>12501389>set up with sister>all of you then have sex in one room>the sisters kissyou missed out.
>>12501335You'd think hanging out with the same girl every day would get boring, and you'd want to hang with your best bro once in a while.
>>12501389People come and go anon, that's the walk of life. Ponies are forever.
>>12501396As long as they understand that turnabout is fair play
>>12501389And to think, she thought your pony toys were weird!The nerve of some women!
>>12501335I'm guilty of this pretty bad
>>12501396Holy fuck is that a talking pony
>>12501417I used to be friends with a guy from middle school all the way to end of high school.I thought wed stay best buds forever.Last time I spoke to him was over 2 years ago.I think hes married now or something.
I'm going to marry Fluttershy!
>>12501431Actually I'm pretty sure my pony toys would look indiscernible from a normal Fleshlight, soShe wouldn't be all that upset(Not the guy)
>>12501454>I don't know
>>12501396I dunnoEven the few fetishes I don't like would probably be worth enjoying with ponyUnless it was physically damaging or something, in which case I have a lot more to worry about than a feeling of violation or something
>>12501411i-is she going to rub her horn
>>12501411They compliment each other well.
>>12501411Twilight provides a reason for Pinkie Pie, a focus, a willing and understanding audience, a confidant who's there to help her work through her problems, and someone who believes in her abilities.
>>12501479Thing is, the only thing that would weird me out is emasculation, like "FUCK ME FUCK ME ARE YOU EVEN INSIDE ME YOU FUCKING LIMPDICK COWARD JESUS FUCK DO I NEED TO GET A BASEBALL BAT HERE?"
>>12501468You can trust me Fluttershy. When have I lied to you before? Together we can change the world, I promise.
>you will never know love
>>12501506Those two furry land-dolphins are surely in love.
>>12501388Instead I come here...Where no one knows my name. No one cares I came....
>>12501545DOLPHINS YOU SAY
>>12501532alrightshe's undressing in front of youdo you turn away?
>>12501531YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BEARDDO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SHAVES? YOUR MOTHER.
>>12501559That may well explain the prompt, then.>>12501396
I want to have sex with Ms. Peachbottom and just as she is about to orgasm stick a bucket on her head.
>>12501252>>12501411>>12501495>>12501506WHY ARE THERE NO GOOD FICS WITH THIS PAIRING?
>>12501599What else is new?
>>12501564Well this is getting a little forward...
>>12501384I'd rather talk about their first kiss.Dash would finally work up the courage to peck her on the cheek and Fluttershy nervously returns the favor. When one of them finally decides to make the first move and give the other an actual kiss would be the cutest thing.>Fluttershy is flustered and can't stop stammering>Dash is blushing like crazy
>>12501581>YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING BEARDSee, that's how I knew she was just saying shit to get off. I need to shave like twice a day.It's always a little weird when sex is a little one-sided, but sometimes a partner just needs to say something gristly or weird just to get off.
>>12501431It had nothing to do with my pathetic hobbies, I'm just really bad at conversing with people so a lot of people get the impression that I'm being rude or I just don't want to talk to themI'm trying to work on that.
>>12501564Of course not. I tell her there's no need for that but if it's what she wants I'm ok with that. But my love for her is not dependent on physicality.
>>12501599Dolphins are known for being sexually aggressive to the point of rape, and in some cases people suspect they have underground rape caves where male dolphins hem in female dolphins as fucktoys, raping them relentlessly. Some believe this may explain the disappearance of some human ocean-swimmers as well.
>chistery shitposting againgood night then mlpg
>>12501619>butt/leg/belly structure of humansThese aren't ponies.
>>12501590Would she cum anyway?
>>12501269Why would anyone go to college for a specialized degree when you can just work your way up from the mailroom with no credentials?Did any of Pixar's animators get their job that way?
>>12501638>Trying to work on it.Work retail.You either break out of your little shell or you get fired.No pressure.
I'm going to put it in pony's butt!
>>12501657Yell at Mewball, he's right there.
>>12501661>you've never seen a mare cum while she was in terror before?
>trying to animate in SAIHAHA time for insanity.
Jr's new video has silly captions.
>>12501668I doI think the latter is going to happen
>>12501677>>12501657its old thoughdont hurt me
>>12501668>work retail>just fine dealing with customers>still can't converse with people privately
>>12501665Because it's way easier than clawing your way up the chain, I guess?And an MU Scaring Bachelor's is some pretty hot stuff.
>>12501683>trying to add H+ in Markovnikov with SIAHAHA
What would you do if you were a little winged pone and sent to flight camp and the others kids teased you?
>>12501702>>12501700I must have fucked up or something...Retail helped me...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>12501693>le sweet bite
>>12501682>feargasmnot sure if unf
>>12501720Not sure what that means but good luck to you too.
>>12501731It's cool bro, not everything works for everyone.
>>12501726I would fly as high as I could and then go straight towards the ground at top speedLife without hands or magic is suffering
>>12501726God this shit is too cute.
pony smells like human
>tfw haven't watched any pony since 3 finalewhat episode should i watch, mlpg?
>>12501786Not quitebut it's almost there
>>12501764That little smile afterwards kiss me. "I closed that window."
>>12501792>tfw havent finished s3
>>12501763I need to catch up. I haven't checked the comic since it was still on the nightmare night arc. I was waiting for the flight camp bit!
>>12501792Dog and Pony show and Suited for Success The two best episodes of S1.
>>12501792S1Sleepless in PonyvilleDon't watch, just enjoy
>>12501764I love seeing screencaps and the like from older episodes that I haven't seen before.
>>12501800>I close your window, anon. Can I have a kiss now?
>>12501799What do you mean?
>>12501819>older episodes that I haven't seen before.How could you ev-Oh. It's bait. Okay.
>>12501832I mean I haven't seen the screncap before, dingus. Not that episode.
>>12501851Don't call me a dingus, you mook.
>>12501832Not everything is bait dingus
>>12501862Don't call me a mook, you chowderhead.
>>12501839I want to cuddle that pony
>>12501831Those hooves pressed against her cheek, they look like shapes.
>>12501872Don't call him a chowderhead, you fruit bat!
>>12501849Twi, Rarity, and Applejack all huddled together doing makeovers at the end of slumber party episode
>>12501877This is my pony to cuddleGo get your own
>647 replies>241 imagesBoy we are visual tonight.
>>12501895Yeah, and without just spamming. It's a proper use of the image limit.
>>12501726I need a link to that tumblr.
>>12501894FineI'll cuddle this one
>>12501887Don't call him a fruit bat, you poindexter!
>>12501849I miss horsey things like twilight putting on her winter stuff
>>12501887I'm not fruit!
>>12501918Hey, I'm cuddling that pony!
>>12501918FineYou just stay away from MY pony
>>12501918I'll cuddle this one who will pretend to be all of them.
>>12501943So that's what hip kids are calling it these days.
>>12501849I wish I could think of something, but I've seen the episodes so many times that I think I know them back to front. Then every time I see them I see some little expression or animation I missed before. Same goes with certain gifs and screencaps.
>not cuddling this pony
>>12501849>>12501893Also Rarity making her smore
>>12501953He'll hate you on the inside for not loving what he truly is
>>12501981I love cuddling Rose.
>>12501980Gross anon, I didnt ask for that
>>12501997i wanna cuddle that changeling as a changelingi wonder if his coat is smooth
>>12501997what if he says on the inside he's a pretty unicorn mare?
>>12501981I normally like ponies with that hairstyle but Rose is not one of them.
>>12502001no one asks for rape. that's what makes it rape.
>>12501980Did he cut the pompoms off her sweater?What sadism!
>>12502023Wow fucking just shit all over our drawfags then you god damned hat anon
>>12501980I ... oh shit. Oh shit this is actually arousing me.FUCK.
>>12501980I don't want this feel.
wait did we image limit alreadydo we need a new horse
>>12502046NEXT STEP, JIZZING ON PONY TOYS!
>>12501981> "cuddling"Does her mounting arousal smell of rose water, or chlorophyll?
New gifs and new thread:>>12502052>>12502052
>>12501980Those are some very thick lipsI like them
>>12502041I didnt know we had pony contributors
>>12501980That started out really cute, but got weird really fast.
>>12502023Woah nice job having shit taste there fuckmunch
>>12502055this horse only lasted for 2 hours
>winghugs>Smells like lavender and new books>cute hornCuddle with anybody else and you're doing it wrong.
>>12501980this is the guy that got me into crotchtits.
>>12502087The only thing that smells better than new books is old books
Watching rape or forced porn, who do you imagine yourself as? The victim? The rapist? Or maybe the bystander, just enjoying the view?
>>12502087I feel almost kind of bad that, having married her, I'm denying those feelings for other people.
>>12502102She'll need to age a bit before that, anon
>>12501878Maybe, I'm getting tired though.
>>12502088Hell yeah motherfucker
>>12502088>those 4th and 5th panels
>>12501980The Rarity one was kind of weird.
I love Twilight