Big handsome stallion editionOld tired mare: >>12490774discuss stallions, especially this one.Other ponies welcome as well.
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>>12494556An episode where Applejack learns humility?What a stubborn pony.
>>12494556It's secretly seymor
>>12494523AND THEN THEY FUCKED
This week's comic was great
>>12494592>you will never snuggle cheerilee
stallions u say
>>12494523> retarded man is shown the light by a helpful teacherSince when is Big Mac "Radio"?
>>12494618Eh, just felt like a regular episode for me. Kind of average really.
>>12494532I've tried polo shirts, the douchebag look isn't for me, and I haven't hit 30 yet. Plain Ts are just...too fucking plain. I'm not a fat neckbeard or anything, so I mean it's not like I'm scurred about what people think about some stupid band Ts. I do like looking fancy though, but I don't have the cash to drop on blazers and raw denim to fucking wear every single day.#blogging
Have you checked your privileges yet MLPG?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi1gortW-Zs
>>12494622that is a very handsome stallion
>>12494523>Applejack told Big Mac that married stallions aren't allowed to eat apples so she could keep him to herselfIt all makes so many sense!
>>12494487It's a convention not a suit and tie business conference. Do you honestly have a problem with people wearing those shirts at events such as larger MLP conventions? It does not excuse looking like a slob out in public, but complaining about wearing graphic tees at events like that is just stupid.
>>12494650>polo shirts>douchebag lookwhy are you wearing your polo shirt unbuttoned with a popped collar?
>>12494684I wore a suit and tie to a 'con. Everyone thought I was there to give a thorough talking-to to someone manning a booth.
>>12494680i enjoy you
>>12494630>A Canterlot couple take Big Mac into their lives and teach him how to play football, real well or some shit.>The morel isn't that you can just up and kidnap a hulked out stallion and make him hit people hard, it's uplifting and shit.
>>12494686>popped collarGod no, I just didn't like the collars to begin with.
>>12494626I shouldn't have laughed.
>>12494686Because sperg
>>12494713It's funny how "The Blind Side" was "Radio" with less over-the-top "IMMARETARD" acting.
>>12494711Red, would you be a homewrecker with shiny
>>12494523I love that reference.
>stallion thread>right before I go to bedyou are a villain OP
>>12494579Well, if you want to look at it that way.>>12494591Shh.>>12494618Sweetie Belle just might need some supervision when using matches.
>>12494745For all the clown's here that claim to be from /co/, I'm shocked nobody said anything about it sooner.
>>12494759I would never let Sweetie near my kitchenI'd just buy her an EZ Bake oven and let her have at it
>>12494751it's okay flyingsombrayou can dream of having sex with stallions
>>12494768>Implying people from /co/ read comics.
>>12494523How about THIS stallion?
>>12494650>not wearing henley shirts and cargo pants
>>12494776she somehow melts it and now wants to try her hoof at your microwave ovenwhat do?
>>12494776Would you let her climb the mountain?
>>12494788But it was an animated cartoon>>12494791Best stallion. Best charachter.
>>12494776>still manages to burn your house down.
>>12494768>one of the most common references>WHY DIDNT ANYONE SAY ANYTHINGYeah, and I'm sure you'd flip shit over legion of doom, wanna party and stoop kid references.
>>12494794I've never seen the problem with people wearing cargo shorts
>>12494795Make her go play outside, she can't burn anything of mine out there>>12494799No, people aren't for climbing
>>12494791would you?
>>12494819Not particularlyLast time i posted that comic here there were more reactions though.
>>12494821> not having egg-sized testes
>>12494821I missed you
>>12494824>Make her go play outside, she can't burn anything of mine out thereLawn is on fire>>12494833Would I be a bro and do manly things? Sure.
I need more Fleetfoot. She is the prettiest wing horse.
>>12494861Is there somewhere that I can put her where she won't ignite anything?
>Pacific Rim might get a sequel due to good foreign sales>it's going to have mecha Kaijus, more kaiju/human links, Gypsy Danger 2.0Oh good lord let this happen please.
>all this /fa/ talkI wear graphic tees of random design, pants that are too big around my waist because I can't find anything that's 28x36, orange high top converse that I've had for six years, and a grey plain flat top cap. I have no idea what I'm doing.
>>12494856What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>12494824I disagree.
>>12494876I'mn doubtfulIt still had bad domestic performance to to shit tier marketing.
>>12494876EG Fluttershy is really cute I think.
>>12494881Honestly, as long as you're /fit/ you can pretty much wear whatever.
>>12494872Well you can't leave her unsupervised
>>12494876>wanting the Gypsy Danger back>not wanting them to spotlight Cherno Alpha and Crimson Typhoon
>>12494896she's the best slut
>>12494899A good body let's you compensate.
>>12494882I spend my free time on 4chan
>>12494876How can one movie be so based?
>>12494914please rape my asshole
>>12494805Hell yeah motherfucker.>>12494833For one he's like 12 and no warm blood. Not my thing.
why aren't you a pony yet
>>12494914Well that's certainly foreskin. Restored?
>>12494935I'M TRYING DAMMIT
>>12494935bon bon plswe talked about this
>>12494892it has a great concept, and word of mouth can certainly help a sequel.I'm still holding out for a prequel cartoon series.And Legendary might want to do PR/Godzilla if the latter sells well.
>>12494935>>12494945
>>12494948stuffed bra.she's flat as a board.
>>12494904>Crimson Typhoon shows up>3 arms with saw blades and can jump around like a ninja>Gets fucking murderized in 30 seconds flatFucking why? ;_;
>>12494922>robot movie that isn't just cars and explosions>the robots aren't godmode>you can also fucking see the difference between each oneYou go into it thinking "this shit again" and then it turns out to be pretty okay.
>>12494948She has a super supportive bra
>>12494948>what's wrong with her boobs?They're animated by DHX
>>12494962bon boni love you as a ponywhy don't you love me as i am
>>12494896Yeah, she was surprisingly adorable. Liked her more than pony FS.
>>12494959I would love that toobut I just can't see it happening
>>12494962Would you hug an emotionally distressed Bon Bon?
>>12494962>Bonbon's bulge
>>12494935i have been for a long time now
>>12494970Because they didn't want the movie to be TOO awesome, apparently
>>12494965Do you think being flat chested is the equivalent of being flat bellied as a pony?
>>12494962Bon bon, please not to be fuckings you. Like you as friend.
>>12494997Show us your pony butt
>>12494992Very comfortingly so
>>12494997red pls, why do you have to tease us
>>12494987She was more engaging
>>12494997are you a fat pony yet?
>>12495030>She
>>12494992Yes. Yes I would.And I wouldn't let go.
>>12494876>>12494896>>12494987I find her EqG design to be oblong. The shape of her eyes doesn't fit with her head. And those ears look like Mr. Crocker.
>>12495030I liked it when she engaged that janitor's brush
>>12495040
>>12495030She seemed to have a little more backbone and at least reflected on things sarcastically. That was a step up.
>>12494972The trailer made me hard as diamonds though anon, I walked in with expectations of cool robots fighting giant sea monsters and came out incredibly satisfied that I got exactly what I paid for.
>>12495025
>>12495039
>>12494904I want them to rip off Battletech designs for the JaegersBulky stompy mechs are the best mechs hands down>>12494970>spinny ninja bullshit gets torn down in seconds>beefy russian monster of a robot stays up for ages by itself while gypsy danger does its thingsee what I mean
>>12495026>>12495033i've improved
>>12495007no, ponies with flat flanks are their equivalent to being flat chested
>>12495056That simply is as it be, teeny pone. Not being want to hurt feeling but only have special heart thumpings for one non-pone back hoem.
>>12495030Yup. She talking more made her enjoyable. And the eye shadow was cute on her.
>>12495048God damn, I love that eyeshadow.
>>12495026
>>12495071rediv, why are you okay with so many fetishes?
>>12495064The big apeal for the jeagers was the fact that they were not specifically ripped off of other mechs
>>12495071Rediv, I want to stick my dick in you.
>>12495071you should draw a fetish you don't normally draw
>>12495071Marry me
>>12495071>Not shaking.#beef
>>12495081>THOSE>FUCKING>BOOTSthere is so much about this movie i hateso damn much
>>12495081>>12495084yeah but eyeshadow is still better on ponies
>implying this isn't what Bonbon want
>>12495098Well ok I want them to continue having the jaegers to mostly be big beefy motherfuckers instead of gundams where they are essentially DBZ characters as robots
>>12495004I want to see all 4 Jaegers ganging up on a bigass Class 5 kaiju, holy shit that would be a sweet fight.
>>12495116not really
>>12495116I agree. When they get eyebrows, it's very expressive.
>>12495122>Not the fic where Anon tears her throat out and flies away.
>>12495064How would pony cancel the apocalypse?
>>12495116I agree.I would love it if pony Fluttershy wore eyeshadow.
>>12495122I wasn't sure people still read this anymore
>>12495086>no buttwould not cuddle
>>12495138can we be crossdressing horses now plz
>>12495137Not in that, it'd get raped by a kaiju in moments.That Jaeger is dressed like a tramp!
>>12495112>not wanting to steal their boots and huff them until you're lightheadedfucking casual
would you go to a pony dance party
>>12495112>>THOSE>>FUCKING>>BOOTSThey're copying Monster High and other designs.
>>12495064And then that fucking bio EMP.I wanted to see the russians at least rip one of the kaijus in half before they went down, poor ruskies..
>>12494799>People still reference thatColor me surprised.
>>12495160How do I pony danceDo they have their own dances?
Striker Eureka is best jeager.Prove me wrong
>>12495160>would i dance with my waifuYEAHS
>tfw spent 100hrs of L4D2 gameplay with retards trying to finish campaign on expertwhy they all so fucking retarded why
>>12495174I was expecting that kaiju to use the EMP again, kind of surprised it didn't
>>12495160Dancing as a pegasus looks like so much funshe's just kicking her legs and it looks great
>>12495116That ruffled Dash is an incredibly sultry horse.
>>12495185Pubbers? Because we play.
>>12495150I would love that.
>>12495155It took 2 major kaiju to take the bastard outIt held it's own just fine for a very long time against kaiju in 1v1 fights
>>12495175It was cute.
>>12495160Probably. God knows I can dance better than Twilight by just standing there.
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>12495188Didn't the Gypsy Danger rip the EMP thing off?
>>12495195what
>>12495112I think Fluttershy and Rarity had the cutest boots in the entire movie.
>>12495182but anontwilight has no time for dancesshe's a pretty purple pink princess nowno time for sillyness like that
>>12495206I'm not saying it wasn't. I'm just surprised it's survived the test of time for so long I guess. So much else has come and gone, yet that tidbit remains.
>>12495181>10 kills>Pilots so australian they shit kangaroos and piss the word "cunt">those arm bladesI have to agree
>>12495215Yes.
>>12495088i dont know, i think im just chill about a lot of stuffits moreso things interest me>>12495105like what?>>12495107>>12495104anons pls
>>12495167at least they're not ridiculously huge
>>12495185>Pubbies>Expertwhy would you inflict that upon yourselfme and my friends gave up on expert after doing each campaign once because advanced lets you fuck around and have so much more fun bullshitting
>>12495175>>12495220>>12495206I don't get it.
>>12495188>>12495215Besides, I believe it has some recharge time anyway
>>12495217Did you play with random people? You could of asked if somebody in here wanted to play.
>>12495215Yeah but not for a while
>>12495220Noteworthy things tend to stick around.
>>12495227like smelly socks
>>12495204Yeah, but it did so with two legs and better gravitational centering.That's a retard's rendering of Pinkie with the same head-mount.
>>12495233Achievement. Both Steam ad personal.
>>12495219Luna can take time to play games in ponyville Celestia has made more than one stop to take Twily's friendship lessons in person and Cadence leaves the crystal empire on autopilotTwily doesn't even have a kingdom to rule over. She can dance with me.
>>12495227vore
>>12495227vomit________
Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
>>12495224To be fair, they come from a giant island where just about everything wants to murder or poison you, or both.You bet ur fukken mum they kin taek on a piss-wasel sea faggot, aye.
>>12495258>Where's my cock?
>>12495229Robot boots are top tier.
>>12495241I did few times, no one was interested.Besides, I doubt anyone would stick to whole campaign on expert. Plus I'm aiming for no=-death achievement. So iti s more complex than you think.
>>12495253From left to right: best, worst, irrelevant, bronyshit
Why did anyone think that stupid wall would keep the kaiju out?
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>12495267Make me!
>>12495227Didn't you say something about wanting to draw hyper like reva once?
>>12495227>MLPG meet up>rediv shows up>she's okay with sex>everybody too beta to do anything>just sort of awkwardly avoid her>she thinks nobody likes her>leaves>lament our missed chance
>>12495258>That dick cost good money!
>>12495227futa /ss/ cockfucking
>>12495238It's from one of Aspirant's qaifu quests, the one with Rarity.
Hey assholes, stop watching terrible Evangelion ripoffs
>>12495281what are bulbous pones
>>12495258>shocked_rainbow_dash_vector_by_ihazacheezburgr-d4bozvf.png>ihazacheezburgr
>>12495253but she needs to learn how to be a princess nowso she needs to studyand she won't have time for you
>>12495219>Constantly torn from you by her duties, Twilight grows frustrated, becoming increasingly agitated until Rarity, of all ponies, consoles her.>"If you want to spend time with him, find an excuse. No way to get away? Bring the party to you, dear.">Twilight stares at her with a quizzical expression until Rarity sighs, hoof on her face as she mumbles, "Just....host a ball or something.">Word spreads like wildfire about the upcoming ball, hosted by Princess Twilight. Not because she's hosting it, but because of the guest of honor.>You.
>>12495278More likeMLPG shit but still a pretty pony, best, worst, Second best
>>12495297> EVA IS THE ONLY ONE TO DO KAIJU AND MIND MELDS LELLLLXD XDX D> HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIMINALITY PROJECT> RED GOO MAKES FOR BEST LUBE WHEN STROKING OFF TO COMA PATIENTS AMIRITE?!XDX DXXDDLeave.
>>12495300Then I will help her study friendshipShe can't do it alone
>>12495312>show destroyer>"best"lql
>>12495317jesus christ calm down
>>12495285...can I ask for hyper futa alicorn EA princess?
>>12495243You flatter me.
>tfw you like salty foods but get a lot of canker sores
>>12495326Never.
>>12495292ohI don't really care for shit like quests
>>12495333please rape me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNodw9NzSL4
>>12495286No. Fuck that. I would totally fuck her.I would break my 22 year streak of hyper-beta-ness and I would fuck rediv.Hell yeah.
>>12495323she has her friendswhich she has known for a lot more than you
>>12495181It would be best Jaeger if it was analogue and therefore immune to EMP.Also Gypsy Danger had motherfucking swords and a jap pilot, so there's that.
>>12495268As much as I loved the mech's design, it did not feel very australian to me.Crimson typhoon had a flashy oriental aestetic to it. cherno alpha in many ways looks like a russian tank. Gypsy danger reminds me of an american football player.
>>12495286>everybody too betaMaybe you are.
>>12495352Anyone know what she even looks like?
>>12495348>plush reviewYOU HUG IT10/10 WOULD HUG AGAIN
>>12495331What would your friends think if you did thishttp://www.geeksaresexy.net/2013/07/29/air-force-bronies-my-little-pilot-flying-is-magic/
>>12495348I was hoping that they actually got into some 4th dimensional science shit.
>>12495286I would be clawing my way to the front of the line to bone her.
>>12495353She needs to make new friends. Making new friends is always good. I'm sure Celestia would encourage her.
>>12495365She doesn't look like Rarity so I'm not interested.
>>12495363I guess, but then again it was either that or something that looked like a giant Steve Irwin with Brock Samson knives.
>>12495368I can't wait until one of them dies and I can make Scootaloo jokes
>>12495331>Aspirant
>>12495387Apple Bloom get out of my room I really need to study, this sin;t funny anymore.
>>12495393That's terrible but I chuckled
>>12495365She's posted herself a few times on her tumblr, as well as tons of socks pics.
>>12495244i dont really like bad smells>>12495254i draw that all the time>>12495263probably not....>>12495285i did draw it, but i hate it >>12495286let's have a big pool party
>>12495368If this were anyother patch people would be ambivalent
>>12495368They'd think I'm not a pilot, and probably find it funny for a while.>>12495396Yes, hello.
>>12495273robot lolis are god tier
>>12495396... who?
>>12494658no
>>12495379she'd rather make friends with that new royal guard stallion than with youstronghandsomecan fly with herhe seems like a good fit for twilight
>>12495405... Tumblr, you say?
>>12495407Goo ponies
>>12495387stop teasing me apple bloomyou keep "accidentally" showing me your cunt and trying to get me to fuck it
>>12495363>Pacific Rim 2 is released>Striker Eureka 2.0 has a giant crocodile head and boxing gloves.I would pay full price for that alone.
>>12495387
Silly fags, big mac is homosex
>>12495407Hyper futa alicorn princess please?http://mlpg.co/unf/src/1369453224960.png
>>12495413i thought you said you'd fuck off until you actually did the shit you said you were going to dothe fuck are you doing her
>>12495436>>Striker Eureka 2.0 has a giant crocodile head and boxing gloves.>I would pay full price for that alone.I'd pay double. Maybe more if it has a stingray attack.
>>12495407>i draw that all the timegimmie
>>12495413>>12495396>>12495419Who's Aspirant? An artist?
>>12495423Yeah, well, my human stature makes me naturally stronger than poniesTwilight canon likes the human figure.And I can run faster than any ponies could.I'd borrow the balloon, or maybe Pinkie's flying machine.
>>12495436Holy shit that would be the greatest
>>12495451>Crocodile Eureka vs Stingray KaijuFund it.
>>12495387Good, you should stay the adorable pure maiden that you are
>>12495407>i did draw it, but i hate itAwwPractice makes perfect
>You're a pretty mare>Yes you are sugar>Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise
>>12495407>pool party>water
>>12495413Puffs Mystery Quest when
>>12495462>I can run faster than any ponies couldI doubt that
>>12495460a "contributor" ie "writes" shitty "fanfiction"
>>12495462>And I can run faster than any ponies could.Ponies and horses can easily out run people
>>12494523I like how everyone things Big Mac is retarded but nobody seems to think Snips and Snails is.Fuck you guys.
>>12495481>you're not a scaredy pony>you're a valuable contributing member of society
>>12495472> Irwin's daughter has a cameo> literally tackles and sedates a baby kaiju, at least the size of two alligatorsFUNNNNDDD ITTTTTT
>>12495481>sugarStop this shit, Applejack is not Nancy Gribble
>>12495497Snips and Snails are just socially awkward kids.
>>12495481Applejack why are you talking to that ugly mare? Get her out the house and come back to bed.
>>12495507it's not much of a stretch from sugarcube
>>12495462not reallyhorses are stronger and faster than humans most of the time
>>12495497It's a joke, don't worry too much.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Z9cjKkqn4
>>12495492>a "contributor" ie "writes" shitty "fanfiction"Can Aspirant draw?
>>12495499>one day you wake up to find you've been turned into Fluttershy
>>12495499This is my favorite picture done by Rei
I just wish they hadn't tried so hard to put a story in it; people only went to see it for the giant robots fighting giant monsters.
>>12495513Neither sugar nor sugarcube need to be said every time Applejack opens her mouth
>>12495502Greatest movie of all time?Greatest movie of all time.
What if MLPG were to make a giant robot?How would it look like?
>>12495530If you're Mr. Penis. Don't you mean "Muh Human"
>>12495536>try hard>aliens are invading and we need to stop themThat's not a very complex story at all
>>12495536If there was no story, the movie would not have been anywhere near as good
>>12495537I find things like that or Rarity saying "darling" all the time to be trite.
>>12495525no
>>12495537>SUGARCUBE SUGARCUBE SUGARCUBE>FAST FAST FAST>MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC>DARLING DARLING DARLING>FUN FUN FUN>...bunnies?
>>12495541It would have big hips
>>12495444I didn't realize I had to check in with you when it was okay to just see how things are, officer. Don't fret yourself too much though, I was just dropping by.And frankly I've been lazy and insecure when it comes to writing. Studying a language 9+ hours a day hasn't helped matters. But those are just excuses really.>>12495487I wasn't aware anyone actually wanted that. Last I was aware it was Cheerilee "quest" while waiting for Celestia stuff.>>12495460>>12495525I write, or wrote, things. Silly stuff, some smut. Never got to the adventure stuff I wanted to write. >DrawNobody wants to see that.
>>12495562>>...bunnies?no it's:>um, if that's okay with you...
>>12495541>>12495530
>>12495541
>>12495541It would have multiple, interchangeable genitals.There wouldn't really be much more to it.
>>12495528Man I would love that. People would have such low expectations of me they'd never realize I wasn't actually Fluttershy. And I could be totally in love with Rainbow Dash.
>>12495596>not just masturbating all day>ALL>DAY
>>12495575>reply walljust piss off
>>12495604MUH DICK
>>12495555Yeah but all the LOLHUMANDRAMA and cringeworthy pseudo-pseudo-science was just pointless
>>12495599
>>12495541It would be megas with horses on it instead of women
>>12495587>futa big tittied anthro planesI like it.
>>12495615>That>A wallYou lightweight.
>>12495580red, do people really randomly send you pictures of their dicks?
>>12495536>Implying the movie had an actual storyAnon pls.They put a typical hollywood graphic novel story with the most blatantly obvious cliches in just to say it was there, we came for the giant robots vs sea monsters and that's what we got
>>12495599nice double dubs, it took me a while to find fluttercunt
>>12495638and if it's true can I send you one of mine
>>12495604
>>12495575>I wasn't aware anyone actually wanted that.I thought it was semi on the drawing board for the future is allThere hasn't been a pony related quest I've wanted to play in a while.
>>12495541Big hips for high speed turningA fat ass to store all of our energy reactorsA sword that's sheathed in our crotch area Giant missiles that emerge from our chestAnd it would have huge lips that serve no purpose at all.We wouldn't be able to decide on the color.
>>12495623>human dramaWhat>pseudo-pseudo-scienceyou mean the scenes that took like 10 minutes out of the movie?
Any good recent fapfics?
>>12495644There wasn't enough giant robots vs sea monsters.
>>12495587/k/ plz
>>12495624THIS WOULD BE THE COOLEST THING EVER
>>12495610Na, I'd rather just find ponies to cuddle with.I wonder how I ask ponies to cuddle with me. Is it a big deal or can I just go up next to random ponies?
>>12495675In the whole movie, only 40 or so minutes were really spent away from the giant robot action
>>12495655It was, but with lack of interest I shelved it until the mood changed. Given, I haven't been around lately to gauge or ask.
>>12495488>>12495494>>12495514Pony legs can only move so quickly, a higher coordination requirement, and they're really fucking short. Shorter than real ponies and they have clunky thick legs, compared to the thin and nimble ones on real horses.Some ponies might outlast me if we're going for endurance runs but all I would have to do would take long strides and I could easily outrun a pony from Equestria. But if we're talking real ponies the fastest breeds have been clocked at around 32 mph and I'd definitely lose in that kind of race. Here's a video of a pony running.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkRHNdUIHJ8BUT I BET THEY CAN'T BEAT ME IN A FIGHT
>>12495452it's on my main fa page soooo>>12495638yea, sometimes
>>12495680/k/: where we love guns so much that we want to fuck them you can apply this to any board.
>>12495680what would /k/ think of plane ponies
>>12494823I wear cargo shorts all the time, just with an actual belt.
>>12495699Mood is a going to be a touch thing to gauge.It could be me but the general has gotten a lot of angry posters recently. Not always, but usually angry.
>>12495711they've already seen them.
>>12495711/k/ can't have themall the plane ponies are mine
>>12495711I've seen them posted therethe only person to reply said he found it funny
>>12495701but she can fly more easily than youplus magic
>>12495703I wish I was okay with my fetishes. They make me hate myself.
>>12495701No, the only real advantage you'd have is endurance.Dash is fast as fuck, even on hooves.
>>12495732I noticed. Makes things difficult.
>>12495703>fa pageDamnit....
>>12495684You're Fluttershy!Invite them over for a sleepover during a storm and say you're too scared to sleep alone
>>12495680/k/ is a weird board.
>>12495701>You can out pace a pony.>Out last them on a run.
>>12495757We could always put it up for a vote
>>12495771truly a magical place
>>12495766>zero ponies show up>because I'm Fluttershy
>>12495766>You will never be thunder buddies with Fluttershy.
>>12495771I used to post furry porn in night threads on /k/ with another pretty known tripfag while talking about guns, good times.Then /k/ got terrible
>>12495792>thunder buddiesI hope that has some sweet hidden meaning for pegasi
>>12495675If you have literally your entire movie as giant robots vs sea monsters your gonna get fatigued from 120 minutes of straight FIGHT.There was a good mix of m8 cunt kangaroo punching and huge robot fights.Also I liked the pseudo science stuff, it was cool, gave a reason for the flying kaiju to hunt down the dr and bloom that fucking amazing horrifying tongue.
>>12495684>Fluttershyanon goes around hugging random fillies and colts>little does he know he made a few people's day a lot brighter>he then invites some ponies over for a sleepover
>>12495771>fursuits>still applying proper trigger disciplineYep, it's /k/ alright
>>12495741Well gee anon I guess I'll just have to woo her with my amazingly compatible personality. I mean, Twilight is the kind of girl who'd value personality over looks, right?Right?Oh well. At least I'll make a better fuck than a pony ever could.
>>12495777We could, but I feel I've lost a lot of credibility due to my own problems.
>>12495789>at the last minute, Pinkie hugs you under the covers>"Surprise!"
>>12495683I would totally take dash to see Pacific RimOr maybe the conjuringjust to see if she'd be spooked or not
>>12495823I only imitate boners when I see them.
>>12495823do people even do that?
>>12495813Does she think that Anon can't read? How inconsiderate!
>>12495823I'm guilty of doing this
>>12495829>it's just the Pinkie-gram I ordered earlier>"okay that'll be $19.99">"plus tip"
>>12495834How was The Conjuring?Heard it was pretty good and scary from friends, heard it was garbage from 4chan.
>>12495828Well if you want to try a new quest I'd probably be on board regardless of the content. It's just about having fun
>>12495855>"I also brought a cake!">"It'll be 8 bits extra.">"Plus tip.
>>12495834>fluttershy gets scared at a jump scene>grabs you and hugs you tightly>face full of boobMarshmallow hell would be a good death.
>>12495834>tfw still haven't seen pacific rim because no one to go with and don't want to go alone
>>12495823>>12495849>>12495841You shouldn't try to imitate scrunch. It's a unique pony emotion. You'll only hurt yourself.
pony tf general is the only not-shit fetish thread on the boardprove me wrong
>>12495787has there been a "welcome to /k/ now get out" version of this?
>>12495888>it's a unique pony emotion>anigga it's like every emotion at once
>>12495887I went aloneIt was nice to able to just fanboy the hell out
>>12495890macro/micro general
>>12495887Man up.Get your mother fuckin Jaeger on.
>>12495890Is it pretty new?They seem to start out decent and go to shit after a week or two
>>12495887Better see it while it's still in theaters, it won't be the same without the sound of things hitting things shaking your seat
>>12495904it's been around for a while actually
I just started remembering it and can't get it out of my head. Does anyone here remember a YT video years ago where a brony is going through TV channels and goes apeshit at a pony toy commercial? I've tried but kind find it.
>>12495834>Being this scared at the movies>EverIts not a fucking rollercoaster. All scary horror movies are just slasher crap. The only thing remotely scary in them is jump scares. I try to soften the blow everytime I see one coming but god damn.
>>12495890TF is a shit fetish
>>12495891nobut I do have this
>>12495888Pretty sure I've been scrunching even before mlp
>>12495890
>>12495887>Posted under: Blog in My Little Pony General
>>12495887>tfw still haven't seen pacific rim because no money
>>12495922looks like somebody's got a bad opinion
>>12495909Oh my god yes this.>>12495898I went with one of my friends who is super into Evangalion, fanboying out was awesome.
>>12495919The only movie I've actually been scared enough to cower at in a movie theater is SinisterAfter the fucking lawnmower scene man
>>12495922Only one artist has every drawn TF I have liked and it's not a pony artist.
>>12495864It was actually really really well done. The director honest to god knew his shit. Lots of buildup, lingering on scenery and great tension. Unlike films that rely on 'BOO throat slashed red blood everywhere screaming woman #10 in the bg' this was great. Not the Shining great but im putting it up thereBring Fluttershy and Scootaloo to see it.
>>12495937>reblog*like
>>12495924
>>12495942Yeah, your mom
>>12495924>pouch
>>12495936
>>12495938That movie was p cool. A buddy of mine actually worked on the VFX team for it
>>12495961>not waraxe master race
>>12495917Neat, maybe I'll go look at it next time I'm in the mood for tfThe ones that moved to mlpchan seem almost decent too
>>12495961>Lol is not LOLLERYDO YOU EVEN DEGROOT
Reminder that there are an infinite number of universes and in one of them ponies are real and you are married to your waifu and life is perfect.
>>12495938Find money and watch it.Holy shit watch it.
>>12495843Have you seen written pony language? It's not very easy to read
>>12494575I inked it and threw basic color and soft shading. (I don't know how good that part is) Hope you like it!
>>12495922>implyinghttps://static1.e621.net/data/2b/c9/2bc9b3fd2fd0d0c34206deabcb43675d.jpg
>>12495998>there is a universe where I did not fuck up so badly
>>12496009The TF part is boring, the dragoness is hot
>>12495985it's annoying having to keep an eye on two parts of the same thread
>>12496002That says Foal Free Press
>>12495991
>>12496036Now read the sisterhooves social poster
>>12496009>egg layingTop 5 worst fetishes
>>12496002Pony language is like some fucked up form of gaellic or something
"HEY!"
>>12496036You and everyone else knows that because they talk about it in the showIf pony wrote something new you'd have a very hard time deciphering it
Which pony should I make a gif of?
>>12496086Scootaloo
>>1249605015th Ovi IvenvideloThat's latin for Sisterhooves Social
>>12496086The ugly one.
>>12496007Here's just inks if you'd prefer.
Sweetie Nurse.
Cutest Pegasus coming through.Spitfire is old and busted.Dash need not apply.
>>12495922>>12496009>>12496022I just browsed through 15 pages of 'Transformation'It's mostly just white dudes turning into furry faggot things. Not many women transformations, and the ones I glimpsed were like, cows. Didn't see a single lamia or centaur.
>>12496152Told you it sucks
>>12496152You have good tasteLots of people don't though, and it sucks
>>12496144She may be a qt, but nopony can out cute mai waifu
>>12496152This is the only good TF artisthttp://exhentai.org/g/581341/7137521ecc/
>>12496144>Ponies fall in love based purely on looksWell I'm fucked
>>12496187Damn, I already have this one
>>12495660>>12495570Goddamn right big hips.
>>12496060gotta rub fast
>>12495922I thought that until I read this: http://lemonfont.com/SS_archive.htm
>>12496144>giant thrumping heartneat
>>12496097
>>12496182>>12496172I can see enough with my own eyes. The suckage is pretty high.I liked genderswapping though, but I'm not vouching that as having a plethora of good content either.
>>12496048I like that one.
>You will never fuck The Guardian from Celestia Quest.
>>12496240Excellent, thank you.
>>12496060Why is she so blue?>>12496229Goddamn this is hilarious.
>>12495991>>12496048>>12496247fuck off I'm trying to be all lazy and depressed and bad at art over here
>>12496266>her ass catches fire
>>12496186She is a bajillion times cuter than Dash. I bet she's even a better flyer.
>>12496194I'm sure getting caught up in looks is a common thing for any sapient specie. She even dreamed of getting rid of his comics and yoke, so she didn't even care for him at all.
>>12496301Just believe in yourself and work harder at your craft! Study different things. Draw what you like!
>>12496311Like every other mare, she just wants that dick.
>>12496301It's okay, sometimes we need to take a break and remember why we create.
Would pony have to dress up in in human society?
>>12496325>girls just want guy's dicks>guys just want girl's cunt>nothing happens because of social norms
>>12496048
>anon just wants pony's ponut
>>12496302>her marecream puts it out
>>12496375>You will never Granny Smith's ponut.
>>12496301>>12496319
>>12496390
This [song] is really growing on me
HOW MANY PONIES ARE THERE?
>>12496405She's so old she's probably seen freaking everything. I doubt there's much that could freak her out.
i just want pony to like me as much as i like pony
>>12496409Is it about apples?
I want to cüddle cantdance
>>12496418Is that show?
>>12496411Atleast 40 pones.That's as many as 4 tens.
>>12496421Well maybe if you stopped eating the last cupcake every fucking timeEVERY FUCKING TIME
>>12496411Billions of themAll hiding on your skin
Would you this ponka?
>>12496430Who doesn't?
FUCKINGHNNGG
i would cuddlerape sunset shimmer
>>12496453I wish Pinkie suit anon posted moreIt was kind of creepy and something but I enjoyed it
>>12496385y-you can't just say things like that!
>>12496453pla
Cheeselegs is a cutie.
>>12496425>Apple family>Ever anything other than apples
>>12496461Well isn't that bughorse just fucking kawaii
It's a pony car.
>>12496470He should probably redraw that Cheeselegs, she's a bit too thick
>>12496465he posted last night
>>12496472But it has Pink
For anybody still down on their art, this helps me out.http://doodlealley.com/
>>12496453I'd at least strongly consider itHe seems like a nice guy, but I can't say until I'd met him
>>12496430I just hope Shinning Armor does not get too protective if I do that.
>>12496493in his Pinkie suit?
>>12496470Have people settled on a name for that pony yet?
>>12496470Oh fuck yesOH FUCK YESSS
>>12496504She has an official Toy nameI think it's Sweet Cream something
>>12496461FUCKINGHERESY
>>12496503no but he posted a picture of itand he said he was going to use it more in winter
>>12496461That's motherfucking adorable
>>12496504It's based on a previous gen pony called Sweetcream Scoops or something
>>12496443hey!but I haven't eaten any of the cupcakes, I leave them for you!I thought you were eating them
>>12496504Some obvious semen reference
>>12496495Who's also talking about apples
>>12496503he said it was too hot to wear it for very long right noiw
>>12496533>alright then anon, eat up
>>12496504>>12496517>>12496530
>>12496501>go to equestria>say that humans greet each other with prolonged hugs>???>cuddles
>>12496466C'mon Twilight, why so embarrassed? You like to cream, right?
>>12496536Did that pony forget who she is?
>>12496432>Implying Granny hasn't taken the wood burl once or twice.
>tfw no human x pony x human
>>12496565>tfw now human x pony x dog
I LOVE EVERYTHING
>>12496571>tfw no Anon x Celestia x Luna
>>12496557everyone likes cream
>>12496545A pony named sweet cream sounds lewd to me.THANKS MLPG.
>>12496591Would you marry them both?
>>12496591Now that probably exists
>>12496545>She can even reach the really high notes!Now with a throat like that.
>>12496543Why eat that when I can get a taste of this?
>tfw the worst ship is pony x you
>>12496543p-pinkie
>>12496602Almost...
>>12496601Depends.Who's the bride?
>>12496559Ponies don't have to always go on a strict code of whatever their destiny is. Sometimes they can, you know, talk about something different.
>>12496591>tfw no more anon x loli luna
>>12496608
>>12496586kiss me you fool
>>12496609noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>hey ANON>do you like my new braces?
>>12496615Is there any more of this, or just DEM FEELY FEELS?
>>12496500I'd hang out for a day with him
>>12496643Dork
Pony will never get gangbanged
>>12496609Fuck you, our love is pure.
>>12496616You have three ceremonies. Luna insists it's traditional; each of you must be the groom once to seal the contract.
>>12496627>FilenameI don't get it.I do.
>>12496649http://comeonandslalm.tumblr.com/image/47919002659He said he'll finish it after his MLPG calendar thing.
>>12496666of course not, because GG feeds off of teasing us
>>12496557>That's kind of a personal question, don't you think?!
>>12496643Braces are 2cute
>>12496643>Pinkie still motor mouths but the braces causes lisps and stuff>becomes the new Twist
>>12496678i thought that said come on and islam
>>12496678well fuck how long has he had this nsfw tumblr?
>>12496685GG does it to protect us.He knows if he did full blown porn he would kill a few people.
>>12496643>Anon, can I motorboat your dick!
>>12496627>tfw no Wall Eyed Angel
>>12496596>"want some sweetcream?"
>>12496687I see how flustered you are. Why not have some fun?
>>12496696>>12496643Well now I'm imagining Pinkie having that lisp that people get after they get braces for the first time and my heart hurts
>>12496704But it would be a good death.
>>12496711This is it guys.This is the slutty mare. She exists in pony canon
>>12496687I should think she's more into milking it.
>>12496721And yet nobody likes Twist...
>>12496704But anon, he has done full-blown porn
>>12496732But she's only showing interest in Big Mac.
>>12496711Do you think she screams "LICK MY CONE" or is that the one thing that really turns her off?
>>12496627>tfw no filly foolin 3 or a fourth one with babs
>>12496737Horthcawkths
>>12496737She has the color scheme of a 13 year old on an OC creation binge and it's really only cute if it's a normal person who is getting used to a new lisp.
>>12496732>Some Anon finally made it.
>>12496732Every mare is slutty for Big Mac.
>>12496743WELL IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S VERY MANY OTHER STALLIONS
>>12496704>what is boxdog>what is chain chomp-chan
>>12496757oh god why is that hot
>>12496743>kissing booth>only showing interest in macNah anon, nah.
>>12496713>>12496734
>>12496782Just calm down and lay down like a good pony and let me touch your butt.
>>12496780>kissing booth>With a giant horde of bits behind her
>>12496782Hey, Twilight.Wanna go book shopping?
>>12496780>kissing booth>interest in random costumersnah anon, nah
>>12496782> implying she didn't extract semen for genetics class in the seventh grade>>12496795Really though, book shopping sounds jazzy.
>>12496743Mac is just the most desirable stallion aroundOf course she's going to try for that monsterDoesn't mean she doesn't go console herself with a few other almost as nice horsecocks
>>12496696> she gets cuts on her lips from the braces> "Anon, pretty please help me get the ointment on these! "> You have to rub your hands all over her face at her request and rub her lips, derailing into belly rubs.
>>12496782I know you read those erotica stories. Aren't you tired of fantasizing?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr19d-SkJWM
>>12496795Are there any books in Equestria that aren't about magic or Daring Do?
>>12496782I'M GOING TO FIST YOU!!!
>>12496823Let's be fairMost everything derails into belly rubs
>>12496828comics as of s4
>>12496673But who gets to boop who?
>>12496814>implying she didn't "forget" to show he parents the permission slip
>>12496737But I like Twist.
>>12496840>arrive in Equestria, belly rubs>explain humans, belly rubs>talk to Celestia, fucking
>>12496849Luna will start to insist that she will initiate you when Celestia does a spontaneously double boop of you and Luna
>>12496856What kind of reaction is that
Do you love yourself enough to fuck yourponyself?
>>12496861Belly rub fucking
>>12496861
>>12496871I don't even like myself.
>>12496859I don't know why people hate Twist other than the idea that she might have too many qualities shoved into her.
>>12496871Not nearly enough. Dude has mange.
>>12496850Most of my favorite ponies have purple eyes... I wonder why this is...
>>12496884I know, can you believe it?
>>12496896Purple is a fantastic color.
>>12496906I agree. Want to talk about it?
>>12496840>>12496861
>>12496901Why is Dash so huggable
>>12496911PURPLE?
>>12496911notwily a shit cadence a shit
>>12496918Touch me and I'll punch you.
>>12496918Sinewy, taut muscles rippling under skin mixing with the sensations of her super soft wing feathers. Plus the warmth of her body and smooth coat.
So any MLPG meetup on Saturday for drinks?
>>12496918because when she hugs you with her forelegs and then also hugs you with her wings, she pulls you closer to her heart
>>12496911It's fucking fantastic with gold or silver
>>12496918Runners aren't cuddlyI can't imagine dash would be
>>12496925You don't really mean that
>>12496933"Still cuter than Spike."
>>12496933Punch me and i'll touch you all so much more you huggable bundle of pone.
>>12496948>drinkingCasual
l4d2, cold stream or passing expert?
>>12496850He really is__
>>12496955Purple bonbons
>>12496948I'm game. Where at? I'll bring drinks.
>>12496948
>>12496971Passing, Cold stream sucks
>>12496971I'm game
>>12496955she only rises to decent when together with best pony
>>12496973AaaaRumble is as sexy grown up as he is a little colt.
>>12496979Has science gone too far?Is this image REAL or FAKE?
>>12496621Gay
>>12496973Is there more lik this?
>>12496953All ponies have a sufficient amount of huggability to them.Dash might be a little form firm than the next pony but honestly I think I'd like that.
>>12496971Gonna have to passI feel like playing killing floor or hats
>>12496958
>>12496980Pratt Street Ale HouseIt's right across the street, I'd put on my trip but people would be assmad
>>12497010Also down for killing floors and welding doors
>>12496997I imagine that eating those would result in shitting metallic colors for a week.
>>12496999T-thanks y-you too
I want my derpibooru ;..;
>>12496973Do you think Rumble would still like to get dicked by Anon when he grows up?
https://derpibooru.org/387906It's kind of unf but I'm not sure which hole that bottom left picture is
>>12496994He's sexy in whatever>>12497003I need to check Derpibooru more.
>>12497010Sorry, too tired to Firebug zeds. Maybe later.
>>12497019I'm not even interested in your ass Dash.You're just so kicky and liftable and huggable.Even if you're a total utter cunt.
>>12497037vagina
>>12496470Needs a line of changelings behind her
>>12497055>that shadingYou people have made me pay more attention to art than I ever cared to
>>12497021Same here with the trip. Unless I've seen your face posted here I won't know who you are. I'm writing down the address and I'll have a drink with you Saturday. Give me a time and a way to tell who you are when I get there mate.Shirt, hat (heh) or just open a thread on the sub.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7kNwHd0QHU
I just realized I haven't made my JERK shirt...Well so much for "I'm not waiting till the last minute"
>>12497010>KFWhere yo Steam at niqqa
>>12496989>>12496992Join: 146.66.155.173:27035 I'm a bit tired after 6hrs of campaign with pubbers so can do stupid things.
>>12497046Aw I like them in those trainee outfits. They look like they're just out of their teens in this pic.
>>12497095>>12497097GO AWAY LUNA
Luna is a whore
>>12497097
I like Luna.
>>12497034>implying he wouldn't also be dicking Anon
>>12497095No one cares.
>>12497083I'll be the drunk, I'll be wearing a dan vs. shirt. Driving up at 4am to baltimore, drinking 151 prior to the con so I apologize in advance
>>12497114I really like Twilight x Pinkie Pie
>>12497118>Implying I'm not praying for the day that art of that pops upI would hope soHe'd have to be gentle
>>12497132heh
>>12497100>>12496989>>12496992Umm.. we game or?
>>12497132>"I just felt like running my finger across your butt"
>>12497141This
>>12497132That guy has such weird proportions, but I like it.
>>12497139It's my favorite ship
>>12497132I really like this guys art style.
>>12497132Noses are hard to draw.jpg
>tfw Shane Koyczan makes you cry every timehow do I write beautiful things
pony
>>12497159Sorry, I'll pass this time.
>>12497186FUCK PONY
>>12497159I've connected to the IP posted
So I heard you guys like transformation fiction.http://doc.tf-media.net/http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/fakeman/http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/tastes-like-chicken/http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/wobbuvahi/http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/leotodrius/ (mostly gay)
>>12497193that's the plan
>>12497101Yeah, they look so adorable.
>>12497209Right here?
>>12497227what's with this awful ship
>>12497200>Mostly gay>At the bottom>Like it's a bad thingYou don't know your audience
>>12497105Why, I rarely use my trip unless I a piss drunk or a CON is coming up
>>12497190Well, if anyone is up to try Expert L4D2 then:connect 146.66.155.173:27035
>>12497216>tfw girl would probably laugh at me tooI am never going to be sexually satiated.
>>12497227>tfw no pictures of Rumble with Sweetie Belle
>>12497248I'd play if I wasn't a rank novice. Best of luck.
>>12497239There's like 2 pegasus colts. And you gotta SHIP EVERYONE WITH EVERYONE.
>>12497216Would you fuck Cadance with your massive human cock while shiny watches?
>>12497253Oh shoot I was supposed to draw that for AppleDan.
What's the piece of contribution you feel most proud of?
>>12497253Good, Sweetie belle is to remain pure and innocent and lovely.
I'm going to bed.Wake me up when Babs Seed gets her cameo.
>>12497141As a colt or a stallion?
>>12497269what a coincidence
>>12497231in front of all these people?
>>12497270I streamed some early itunes episodesI guess that's it
I'd do something cool for you, Goat, but I couldn't think of anything clever.
>>12497264i liked shipping featherweight with sweetie but nobody seemed to care. oh wellfeatherbelle just isn't catchy enough
>>12497277RIP anon
>>12497288I-I...is it okay?
>>12497279BothColt if I had to choose
This is bad but I like it.http://i.imgur.com/Hh34mig.jpg
>>12497288DO IT PINKIEFUCK THAT GUY
Harshwhinny a shit
>>12497270Well, I don't get into shit fits, so I guess that counts for something.
>>12497292I like the one of her eating the papercute
>>12497304WOW
>>12497253here you go anon
>>12497264Yeah, but why would rumble date a cripple?
>>12497304urugh fuck you are bad and should feel bad, zoidberg back me up here. and somebody crop out the stage part of this picture so i can at least look at the crowd without wincing
>>12497270http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CclzM_Be0QgWriting this, I guess
>>12497304THE ARISTOCRATS!
>>12497296Featherweight/Scoots is much cuter.
>>12497300I guueeessss ssooooo...
>>12497332Why indeed
>>12497336>Writing an animation.Anon please, we aren't dumb, you can't write animation!
well this happened.https://www.dropbox.com/s/undurmav7v6bi3n/IMG_0352.MOV
>>12497350I don't agree at all.
>>12497366>casual public sexNo stop I need to sleep.
>>12497270Storytiming the comics here is always fun, and every once and a while I get to post MLP news here when it happens.
>>12497388I blame a cute fapfic I read about them.
>>12497304the crowd is more interesting than the main focus
>>12497304>Twilight and Rarity madWhy did they even come to the show?
lol
>>12497366O...okay...
>>12497308since this is BCS favorite meme i can only imagine her whenever i see someone else use it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5bubWyRwoA
>>12497385Read the description
Ya know a lot of people say Pinkie Pie is really hyperI like to think of her as just being very animated!
>>12497380Looks like that girl is really a peg above the rest!
>>12497440>>12497441please kill me
>>12497366man casual public fucking is the BEST
>>12497441>>12497440BATTLE ROYALE
>>12497431I still like Sweetie Bot.
>>12497431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI
>>12497440>>12497441p;z
>>12497431shit when did facelessjr get so good
>>12497440>hyper
>>12496922MYYYY DIIIIIICK
>>12497440>>12497441
>>12497021>Pratt Street Ale HouseFucking BALTIMORE.
>>12497484Your dick is purple? That doesn't sound healthy
>>12497490is that from second life?
Needs More Lauren Faust.
>>12497441
>SB selling furry anthro porn and a safe for children conventionSB WHY
Have you twerked tonight?
>>12497465https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qllXwbrKgXc
>>12497513How hideous
>>12497516It's not a con until some port gets sold under the table.
>>12497516>Furries.>Having any sense of shame.
>>12497516>SB is selling conventionsWHAT
>>12497525It's morning and i'm going to work in a few you stupid pink horse
>>12497525No, but neither have I worked tonight. Fuckin' LEGO movies and Five Guys, mang.
You know what I'd like to see in season 4, a 2 parter that isn't a premier or finale.
>>12497516>SB is selling an entire convention.
>>12497516that is not appropriate at all
>>12497553are you doing pen pals
>>12497304Snips is hilarious
Spy ponies.Post them.
>>12497513Faust must have been really sad about all this stuff a while agoIn fact, I bet she's cried her self horse!
>>12497513>Wanna party, /co/?
the sun sucks
I think my little pony is pregnant.
>>12497589is it yours?
>>12497516Sugar does things to my dick.
>>12497516>femsnips printI'll take two
>>12497408I really like the outfits of a lot of the ponies in the crowd.
>>12497559no thanks, mlp 2 parters have been terrible in the past. not the actual story but the fact that nothing at all happens in the first part and the episode could do without it.
>>12497563I try to avoid intimate relations with my pen pals. It devolves into a bunch of hair locks and deeply personal feelings. I'm writing "Pen Pals" though.
>>12497598I don't see anything that remotely resembles Snips.
>>12497594The pony or the child?
>>12497608RoH was pretty good.Plus I think that stigma would be dropped if they didn't feel the pressure to make it outstanding as an opener or closer.
>>12497557>Ponut holes magazine
>>12497614>I'm writing "Pen Pals" though.yesthank you
>>12497607>give a more serious look at the back ground>applebloom has her tits out>and is kissing sweetie belleWOW
>>12497622the childObviously pony belongs to you, I mean they are slaves after all. It's Implied in the title of the show.
Sweetie Float.
THE MOON RULES!
OK MLPGYou can have a pony. Any one you want. Your favorite even, even in EquestriaBut you are now blind and they are your seeing eye animal. Do you accept? No you cant get vision back from magic stop cheating fuck shit
>>12497513The My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: Season 1 Episode 14 "Suited For Success" Truly IS the best episode ever.
>>12497627that is a little strange. has the donut anus mlpg meme spread out further than i thought?
>>12497651APPLES FOREVER!
Why is My Little Pony™ so... little?
Briefly imagine that you're sent to Equestria and for some reason you being a one of a kind and sentient species from another dimension warrants you staying with the princesses in Canterlot. For some inexplicable reason they all enjoy your company and want you to stay. You're effectively made a Prince.Now that there are three princes, you all kind of just get together every Saturday night and try to talk to each other but none of you really have anything in common beyond being Princes. Basically, you live out fresh prince of bel-air in Equestria. Shining and Blueblood are your best friends, even if you don't like them.
>>12497657>No you cant get vision back from magic stop cheating fuck shit>in EquestriaThis is a terrible hypothetical
>Toywiz says a problem has occurred in my shipping.>Well, at least it's just the Lyra se->Also the NMM set.>Customer service is closed tonight.FUCK
oh and scoots a fucking slutseriously
>>12497665Because there's those who think LITTLE of them!
>>12497673>yfw the plane crashed
>>12497660Well yeah, but it says ponut with p.
>>12497635>not admiring that gorgeous dress on what I think is Fluttershy or that nice outfit on RarityAnthro fillies making out isn't the only thing in the world, anon.
>>12497666Sold.Every other week we order in deep dish, "the national food of my people." Bellox the Griffon Prince won't stop bringing curried rats.
>>12497666Can I drink orange juice out of a champagne glass?
>>12497673>Calling customer service.>For your pony toys.Have fun with that.
What's the most common tumblr tag used to mark non-pony related posts?
>>12497686That was terrible, even by your standards.
>>12497666I'd just show them how humans party, Satan.We'd get really drunk any everyone's butt would hurt in the morning.Also the blankets would be stuck to their coats.
>>12497683I'm diggin the ponytail... hmm.
>>12497712You can do anything you fucking want man, you're a prince. Shining eats corndogs in bed without plates.
>>12497659"And I got to draw dresses, so that was awesome"
>>12497666C-can I be the Human formerly known as Prince?
>>12497728Oh please, if anything I'm like Rainbow DashI have no standards!
>>12497748No but you can be the human currently known as Prince
What does your favorite pony's voicemail sound like?
>>12497761As long as I can sign shit using only a symbol.
>>12497741What else would a gnarly surfer dude eat?
>>12497562You may be right.I just wanted to have a few more small prints for variety but Sugar might not be a good fit for an all ages con, so all I can say is don't expect to see this one at the table.
>>12497673my experience with toywiz customer service has always been positive.i was a little suspicious they use a fucking hotmail email address for customer support.
>>12497659I should watch that ep now
mlp cereal when?
>>12497775You can sign things with your finger or hand prints, since no one else has the same kind of hands as you do.>>12497776And he enjoys HAYS chips because "the waves in the chip remind him of the ocean"
>>12497758Rainbow Dash has standards though. You're getting her confused with some other pony.
>>12497781SB, can you draw more Sugar?
>>12497804You know what, that's a damn good question.This show has fucking lotion, panties, and bras. Where the fuck is the cereal?
>>12497823Oh shit, I hope he's okay.
>>12497823>inb4 people request lewd payments
>>12497823Gas grass or ass
>>12497823I'm sure he'll think of something~Wait who's Randy?
>>12497823> Baltimore BronyconOh lawdy looNever been prouder to live in Chicago
>>12497762http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KDNoEg6Xyj
