Terminally-ill filly edition.Old, already-dead horse: >>12463421
>>12467769I think your tuft is cute.
>>12467769jokes on you i like chest tufts
>wishing for pone
Your favorite pony just did stuff
>>12467823Dude me too
>>12467665No S4 for you, Babs. Having ex-bullies as inspirational filly characters is too much for the soccer-moms.Full-cunts like DT and SS get to stay, though.
I wonder what Hasbro wants from me. I've been personally invited to meet up with them for the upcoming season!Maybe I'll get to have my own spin-off show!
favorite crack ships go~
>>12467769Chest tufts add at least 50% extra cuteness to pone
>>12467800>last panelWhat an ungrateful cunt.
This filly is excited for her upcoming role in the new season.Are you?
>>12467830You're fucking fired. I'll miss you.
>>12467800I'm betting half the people in this thread like want to be in the last panel the most
>>12467858I should, shouldn't I?Oh well.
>>12467859>implying they'll be remembered
>>12467858Oh gosh! A double-tufted pony!
>>12467800>you will never wake up to find Bic Mac spooning you and his thick meaty cock hotdogging your tender asscheeks>you will never start your mornings off with a kiss on the back of your neck from Mac and then a solid half hour of him fucking you sideways in bed before you run off to work with your ass pleasantly filled with his horse seed
>>12467858That'd be neat. So, I was thinking of grabbing dinner, you got any plans for tonight?
>>12467837This is false.
Can someone explain to me where did black human Rarity came from?
>>12467800>Big Mac or RarityI-I can't decide
>>12467933It came from "muh diversity."
>>12467923Why would you even need a poison joke potion?
Your favorite pone got fired from her first job for some weird reason!What's her second job?
>>12467965being your waifu
YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>12468029There's still something they can all play with.
Post some fine art from most famous fandom's artists, goddamit!
>>12467665Aw yea Babs time.
>>12468109you're fast becoming tex levels of annoying
Is this seat taken?
>>12468106you sir are winnersoon you will recieve your price: five internets
>>12467915>tfw ded chen ling
>>12468119He's really not.
>>12468092Stop huhhing and post some fine art, goddamit!
>>12468111Thick babs is best babs
>>12468174Thick Babs with big hooters and doesn't let them stop her from being herself is best Babs.
>>12468138Where is Klondike?I miss him and I need to tell him I love him.I also really want to talk about SMT4 with him only for him to tell me he doesn't have a 3DS.
what does pone smell like
>>12468191He is afraid of starting another fad
>>12468199Like a horse.
>>12468111>>12468174>>12468190gotta say, this doesnt seem like babs at all
>>12468191but 3ds sucksds is way better
Would it be good use of an LSD trip to watch pony? Has anyone ever done such a thing?
>>12468210human shit doesn't belong here anyways
>>12468191LurkingYeah I don't have a 3DS but I really want SMT4 and AC and Phoenix Wright and PMD even though everyone told me it sucked
>>12468216>no SMT4>No Dream Team>No New Leaf>No Fire Emblem>No Soul HackersWhatever you say.
>>12468210Of course not. Just another sad excuse for FUCKHUEG TITS
>>12468191also I love you too i guess
>>12468236Don't be a stickler. This is General. If you wanted only ponies, there's a whole board for that.
>>12468199Honey, apples and sour realization that they are not reak
>>12467800>Apple jack goes to her work>He doesn't work with herWhat a faggot,
>>12468246Well he's right, but you can easily play DS games on 3DS and have a bunch of kick ass new games to play with people.
>>12468223This is going to sound stupid but honestly I think it's a disrespect to LSD to waste on something like that.
>>12468254Yeah, but those tits with a personality is great.
>>12468246>>no SMT4SJ is better>>No Dream TeamBiS and SSS are better>>No New LeafPoint>>No Fire EmblemFE12 is better than Awakening>>No Soul HackersDeSu 1 > SH
How's Apples doing with his rebooting his art thing
>>12468119I hate you too.
>>12468274my sides are now in orbit
>>12468280your fanon shit fr babs does not count.
Yeah yeah yeahyeah yeah yeahyeah yeah yeah yeah yeahFirst we thought that Babs was so really really neatA new storyline, and it seemed like such a treatBut then we found the truth, she's being dropped in season 4If you liked Babs, too bad, she won't be around no moreEverywhere we go, Hasbro's a step aheadBabs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna doCouldn't have you coming back, Habsro had to be a JewBabs Seed, Babs Seed, yeah we're after youGonna vanish, gonna flee, ain't no more of you we'll seeBabs Seed, Babs Seed, you were a good good seed
>>12468223I don't know watch the Discord episodes, maybe?Everything else isn't colourful or moves around enough to trigger anything
>>12468312No, you smell like horse shit and cheap whiskey.
>Come home>See thiswat do
>>12468309Anything that isn't made by hasbro is fanon. All art, all music, all story...
I've always like the crusaders (and spike) more than any other characters on the show.Anyone else?
>>12468350CMC > main 6
>>12468242Klondike pls draw
>>12468350I like Spike more than any of the mane 6 if that counts.
>>12468279No actually it doesn't sound stupid. How so, though?
>>12468296>SJ is betterIt really wasn't. Strange Journey is great and all, but SMT4 is easily the better game.>BiS and SSS are betterHave you played Dream Team yet? I'd say it's on the same level as both of them.>FE12 is better than AwakeningI disagree.>DeSu 1 > SHTwo different genres. Also 3DS have DeSu 1 Overclocked.
>>12468324What's this about Babs not returning?
>>12468346Tell her to stop using tools when my hand will suffice.Proceed from there.
I haven't drawn anything because nothing is appealing If I don't get an interesting scenario to work with (that excludes lolrandumb) I'll be back when season 4 starts.
>>12468324good riddancesuch a shit pony
>>12468242There's a 3ds thread on the sub's /v/ where you can swap friend codes and play with us losers.
>>12468350Nope, but I do like Spike.He's at his best when he's being a sarcastic ass. For some reason the writers taken a liking to writing him as an incompetent dipshit.
>>12468391She won't be returning.
>>12468378That's just fine
>>12467384>>12467425Well alright. I did it.
>>12468324>YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G91ziPCo39k
>>12468402He doesn't have a 3DS
>>12468407Dog Spike > Dragon Spike
>>12468407I do like that his more commentary aspect was brought back for Equestria GirlsSay what you want about the rest but spike was excellent in the movie.
>>12468398Why not ask for scenarios? Or go through the request doc?
>>12468346Careful, I got that from my grandpa who looted it from a house in WWII. If your not, the shaft might slip off and you'll have the pleasure of slashing your ass in half with a full sized sabre.
>>12468489I think cane swords are dumb.
>>12468385I only used LSD maybe 6-7 times or so. But they were all pretty spiritual times to me. If I were taking it again I would only want to do something creative, or talk with people, or be outside, or best of all, have a solo journey into the depths of the mind and soul. To be in that state and get lost in pre-created content like a cartoon just seems like wasted potential.That's just my personal opinion though, nothing more.To me LSD isn't really a recreational drug per se.But there is of course that comedown period towards the end where you're still a bit out of it and just want to chill. Cartoons would be cool then for sure.
>>12468492Would you be willing to accept help for your text game? How far has that come along?
Okay then, give requests.>>12468486No one is going to do any of the ones on the doc. It should be cleared and restarted.
>>12468515>spiritualBut spirits and souls don't exist.
>>12468527People have asked. I always say I will get back to them and then forget. Lets just say its stagnant.
>>12468510a bit Impractical, but damn does having one make you feel cool.
>>12468540Yesyou were cute.I ship you and braeburn
>>12468539OH BOY HERE WE GOO
>>12468529I don't know who maintains it or if anybody would want to restart it. I request Celestia having fun on her off time.
>>12468540OH SHIT ITS FLAM
>>12468529Your take on Pinkie as a spy from the 40's.
>>12468539Perhaps that's true.
Dooks, how do you color so well? Got any quick tips?
>>12468547Why not make a thread about it in the sub so that way there's a "solid" place where people can help?
>>12468540I would a Little Strongheart.
>>12468529Snake rarity noshing on spike
>>12468564AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
>>12468581Not "perhaps", it IS true.All we are is a brain that controls a body. When you die, you die.
>>12468630So you believe.
>>12468509And here is some dragon tummy booping.
>>12468598She's a buffalo. She's gonna get huge.
Remember when you listened to Giggle at the Ghostie for the first time?
>>12468515I know what you mean, though. The first time I ever tripped (on shrooms, and recently), I spent three hours doing philosophy (I'm a philosophy major and I already am slightly synesthetic, so that was an absolutely magnificent experience). I understand the tendency to make it spiritual, and I would agree that it can be used as such, jsut as it can be used creatively. However there is nothing about it _inherently_ spiritual. The train of thought is loosened, altered by virtue of the various effects, but it's nothing inherent to the effect that makes it spiritual.When I tripped I made a point of saying (and writing) "The forest is a lie" to reflect my disdain for how people let the sheer "experienceness" of it get in the way of them using it productively.I dunno though, I suppose I just don't see it as violating anything.The creativity point is interesting, but then again... to quote the phenomenologists, all consciousness is consciousness of something.
>>12468630>When you die, you die.S-So no Equestria? ;_;
>>12468661yeait was shit
>>12468630Well I mean I disagree personally, but I don't feel strongly enough to argue, and I'm willing to concede that I can't concretely prove you wrong, so let's just accept eachother's difference of beliefs and be respectful toward one another.
>>12468661Yeah, I sort of tuned it out because I was still in that stage where I felt watching the show was ridiculous.Smile on the other hand is something I would listen to again.
>>12468661yes. I thought it was corny as hell.
>>12468644Different anon here,You are dodging precisely as much as he is. Don't fall for being "that guy".
>>12468678>>12468685>>12468691>>12468692You people disappoint me.I was like a happy motherfucker when I listened to it.
>>12468630The ascents of evidence is not the evidence of ascents.
>>12468658http://i.imgur.com/95F0R2b.jpgJust how I like my women.
>>12468718Obese and horsefaced?
>>12468718oh god oh geeze oh fuck don't do this to me oh man
>>12468717Don't make me vocaroo at you.
>>12468691Why is reality so boring? ;_;
>>12468735Because you've made it that way.
>>12468733Go for it, I don't have to listen to it then.
>>12468718I like my women like how I like my beer.Cold with the head blown off.
>>12468718too big for mesomething like this would be much better
>>12468751Well no you don't _have_ to... but you don't _have_ to do a lot of things. How is that even relevant?
I like my women like I like my Pokemon legendaries.Nine and under.
>>12468749I've never made a reality without fantasy adventures and magic, so no, I didn't make it that way.
>>12468787>puffy nipplesoh no I bet they are sensitive tooI want to feel those hips as I go balls deep and use them as handles for my fuckingshe'd moan in that voice oh god
>>12468779I like my ponies like I like my coffeeoverflowing with horse semen
I like my women like I like my coffee.Anally.
I like my pony like I like my coffeeground up and in the freezer
>>12468860muh sidesoblongs were so good
I want to be Mr. Cake
>>12468652get dunkd nerd :3
Alright, which one of you?
>>12468210> hatin' on big Babs
>>12468904Have you applied your pone knowledge into gaming?
>>12467858> leading up to BUTT TUFT!I've been here so long I know what's TGWeaver copypasta.
>>12468894http://i.imgur.com/SvF98iX.pngI want to cum inside Cup as a lover. Her fat ass would be great cushion for the pushing.
>>12468921The only thing needed to make it complete it is mlp tissues, which surely are a thing?
>>12467938AAAAA HA HA HA HA
>>12468955and MLP panties.
>>12468925>>Black Ops 2absolutely_disgusting.jpgThe zombies is fun, though.
>>12468983Maybe, but I would rather go play Killing Floor.
>>12468981What about that modded RD backpack with the fleshlight?
Didn't you post that yesterday?
>>12469016Can't prove it.
>>12469003inb4 angel rapes winona
>>12469003How sentient are animals in MLP?
>>12469003Winona fucks on a first date.Hell she fucks before the first date.
>>12469042What a slutty bitch.
>>12469025I checked the archive.
Chubby milf is best milf.
>>12468756My dick is hard as diamonds -- to furry art. What is this.
>>12469056Okay, you got me, but nobody replied last time.
>>12469016mlpg is just a constant thread of reposts and copypasta
>>12469008... Where's this, then?
BraeburnQuest resumes in 20-ish minutes.
>>12469037Somewhat.They probably can communicate with eachother pretty effectively, just not to ponies beyond actions.
>>12469065>all that soft body>all that sexual experience>all that repression of desiresCup is just waiting to fuck like a cougar.
>>12469080I fucking love this movie and I'm not clear why.
>>12469088You say this and I think of Brae's Pinkie sleepover.
>>12469069Why is her belly like that? It doesn't have to be spherical at the end.
i think i finally fixed the shadinglast time i'll post this i swear
S-Slow down, MLPG! You're going t-too fast!
>>12469124>fat dudesyeah no.
>>12469109Ponies and you have shit taste. Which isn't a bad thing, as long as you know you your opinion is objectively wrong.
>>12469037Awfully sentient. Enough to have complex memories and motives. I would say they would never build anything or write but they can make their thoughts known.Which I would argue makes the ponies being vegetarian more sense in their world; animals are definitely more 'aware'.
>>12469080Even when Season 4 starts, I feel like these threads will still be essentially the same copypasta over and over.
>>12469124No sir, I don't like it.
>>12468925I thought you stopped visiting, Lamar
>>12469105>sexual experiencePlease, Cupcake was a virgin until she met Mr.Cake.He's the only stallion she has ever been with.That's why it's up to you to show her what she's been missing
>>12469140> U must have shiiit tastMaybe I like fun things?
did I miss any good fetish fuckery
>>12469130It's fine, mate.How to we improve otherwise?
>>12469138Guys can like thick chicks, but I've never heard of a girl who likes fat dudes.
You don't know just how true this is.
>>12469172>You find shitty movies funThat's not a bad thing, just that you know they're shitty.
>>12469195a crazy person?
>>12469158basicallys3 discussion only lasted a couple of hours until it devolved into the same shit
>>12469195rediv will fuck anything that moves thoughShe's into vomit
>>12469196She would also always eat in the bed and get crumbs and shit in it.I bet she wakes up at like 4:30 in the god damn morning too.What else would Pinkie do to unintentionally piss Anon off in bed?
>>12469229You don't count, BCS. You're not human.
>>12469167I can't... she loves Carrot! I could never ruin their relationship, even though Cup is hot.
>>12469237She's a virgin.
>>12469188My girlfriend basically wouldn't be with me if I weren't built like a quarterback, and certainly not when I used to look like some bony Matt Smith creature.
>>12469215I like this hairstyle more than what she has now.
I guess I was just hoping she had been banned earlier today.
>>12469229Ashley Coulter pls
>>12469257Why aren't you contributing?
>>12469275My sister says she'd do Matt Smith.But I'd do every companion except Martha, so maybe horniness runs in the family.
>>12469258Come on~She needs this
>>12469188Dubs confirm. No dude with greater than 20% bodyfat ever gets laid.
>>12469320No, she doesn't.Her husband keeps her satisfied.His old nickname was Kielbasa Cake
>>12469320Please, don't do this to me, I am not a strong man. Why are you doing this? I couldn't destroy her life and loving family just because I would plow that attractive body.
>>12469275>>12469316Matt Smith could look like a fucking Herculean Adonis if he lifted>my captcha, no joke
>>12469354> no person x ever gets laidI've laid more pipe than most plumbers and there's no fucking way I have under 20% body fat.
There's nothing to specifically contribute anymore.Saying to draw or discuss is too vague, because everything has been basically drawn/discussed already.
>>12469354I wouldn't say that, but I've never heard of a girl who "wanted" a fat guy. Rediv and BCS don't count, their fetish list is so big that it's diluted.
>>12469383>because everything has been basically drawn alreadyBullshit.
Celestia Quest resuming in 22 hours and 10 minutes.
>>12469147I love that gif and I have no idea why.
>>12469383>>12469413I want to practice expressions and draw my waifu butMasturbation and vidya
>>12469402I've gotten action specifically because I'm kind of a chubby bear-lookin' guy, and no, I don't mean just from gay guys who dig lumberjacks.
>>12469449Because you have a thing for big buff gay dudes
>>12469413Prove me wrong.
>>12469375I used to have his weird cheekbones before college set in.Thank god I've always had eyebrows!
>>12469430The Wednesday sessions are always short.
>>12469485>traced from lolicon
>>12469365You're telling me that you would deny this mare a little excitement in her life?Even if she asked nicely?
>>12469237emetophilia is strange but logic goes right out the window when lust is involved
>>12469527If she wanted excitement I'd buy her some hot sauce, extreme lead and all.http://grist.org/list/lead-in-hot-sauce/
>>12469502true. I just don't have much time on Wednesdays, but I'd rather keep the story moving along.
>>12469527B-but what would Carrot think!
>>12469472>big buff gay dudesWhen did Iron Will turn into a gay dude?
Hi MLPGI'll probably do another reading in a bit. I honestly wonder if the story can get any sillier then it already is.Also how about a joke?So /co/, you see the intro to that new Wonder Over Yonder cartoon on Disney? Seems pretty trippy. They must be smoking some Mccracken!
>>12469597>implying being gay is a choice
>>12469553I really like hotsauces and extracts, but only stick to a core group of well-known brands.
>>12469610 Are you saying they are giving Craig blowjobs?
>>12469630Why is that guy wearing a collar?
>>12469642what else would they be doing
I can't wait for the next season! I'm going to show the world how kind and generous of a princess I really am!
>>12469630This really looks like it could be a Batman villain.I honestly want to read about him and his henchmen that wear gimp suits and fight with whips.It would be great.
>you will never>pony>her horsecock>pony>marshmallow>musky>pony>swaying>pony>rutting>candy-flavored semen >everywhere>ponyHow did I do, guise?
>>12469642MLPG, you have the choice of becoming Lauren Faust and creating the MLP:FIM of your dreams, possibly even staying on past season 2 and saving it from going to shit if just for one more season.The catch is that you must give Craig McCracken a blowjob daily.
>>12469572She won't tell if you won't.
http://i.imgur.com/thvFGTf.pngPlease tell me I'm the first
>just finished long game of Civ 5>want to start another onethis game is a time vampire
>>12469665There doesn't seem to be a downside to this.
>>12469677Upload it to paheal so you can be sure
>>12469677I remember seeing one with Wonder and Twilight and him joking about how his show isnt even on the air yet
>>12469630>making someone's sexuality up for them.
>>12469696have you ever seen craig mccracken?
>>12469657You will, but we need contrast.Which is why we'll show them how you were before.
>>12469711>implying you aren't doing the same thing
>>12469677You're the first.
>>12469677I doubt it, but I guess its possible
what the fuck is a matt smith
>>12469669Oh god yes. I'm going to give her body the loving it deserves. Forgive me...
>>12469747WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
>>12469747WHATDID SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN?
>>12469665I hope you die.
>>12469747GAHPINKIE KNOCK I WAS MASTURBATING
>>12469747Pinkie I'm the toilet please leave
>>12469747FUCK! Knock next time, Pinkie!
>>12469747they should have just used MS' EG designs
>>12469765Sorry Luna, maybe it will make ponies appreciate how good you are now.
>>12469774I've noticed your drawing have been getting more sketchy since you've stopped your meds.
>>12469747Fuck's sake, Pinkie, I'm eating oxtail here! I coulda choked on a BONE!
>>12469782I actually laughed outloud. http://grooveshark.com/s/Get+Up+Korn/3ZzbcP?src=5
ANON, I'M GONNA CUM!
>>12469747EVEN MS MAKES BETTER HUMAN DESIGNS THAN EQUESTRIA GIRLS
>>12469723I dunno. I was never going to really draw anything sexual with Iron Will so I never bothered to think of anything that way.For all I know he's goatmosexual.
>>12469796Well, you were sort of okay. Bad in the sense that the whole movie was bad. It wasn't your fault, Pinkie, I still love you.
>>12469796Yes, now stop being so excited
>>12469796You were no Rarity, but you were okay.You get bonus points for having the flattest chest.
>>12469765Oh, and to get good ratings we need to get feeling from our viewers, so we're killing you off. Sorry.
>>12469687C'monThey're both smiling and enjoying themselvesThere's nothing explicitAnd I didn't even anthropomorphize her or give her like fifty-pound titsThat's like, good behavior for me
>>12469824Even everything had better designs then Equestrian Girls
Earth ponies are the best at sucking cock
>>12469827I like him being goatmosexual
>>12469810>oxtailTaste unknownSeriously though, it's good stuff. Like most places on a cow, tongue for instance, it tastes like roast beef.
"Things your favorite pony would say about your least favorite pony."
>>12469842I guess you could say she's riding him for a change!
>>12469842>fifty pound titsGG I NEED MY DEWBON PLEASE
>>12469854No. I am.
She saw da booty... the bad booty
>>12469823please go outside before you ruin my carpet again
>>12469854They also are the best at rutting. This is canon.
>>12469795what is called "not really giving a fuck and it's a sketch WIP and I'll color you later you shitlord faggot"
If nothing else I will expect there will be an animated series with humans because little girls might be more inclined to buy humanlike dolls you can ACCESSORIZE and pretend they're in high school.... If nothing else I really, really want to see what their houses look like in the human world and/or how Twilight would respond to famous landmarks, roller coasters, etc.
>>12469864"She's never going to get a boyfriend..."
>>12469863I fucking love the oxtail from down the street, and my favorite part tends to be the bone jelly.
>>12469865>I guess you could say she's riding him for a change!Yes exactlytheir relationship is clearly based on mutual respectbesides gotta do something in between wacky adventures right
>>12469864We were friends for about a day, then she got her cutiemark.
>>12469864"She sucks a lot of cocks"
>>12469864"That pink cunt sleeps with like 50 stallions a week"
>>12469842The horse things a girl!?!
>>12469864"She's very ... excitable."
>>12469905I NEED MY FIFTY POUND TITS YOU SET ME OFF
>>12469899I'd be your friend.
>>12469918Yeah, that's Yonder's horse.
>>12469677>Please tell me I'm the first>firstI bet you have a YouTube channel.
>>12469854>that tongue coiling around your dick like a boa constrictor and milking you for dear life
>>12469918>his lip moves with the cigar falling outbased valve
Sunbutt stole your hoodie. What do?
>>12469918Yeah. Voiced by April WinchellShe's supposed to be kinda gruff and tough to offset Wander's hipienss
>>12469903It is great stuff, I get to eat neck bones a lot more often though.
>>12469947I don't want dudebro friends
>>12469962But I dont own a hoodieShe robbed someone else
"Things you describe your country with, but not your favorite pony."
>>12468174>google search this>find it on derpibooruhttps://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-96abeyI am disappointed.
>>12469962I guess I'm
>>12469975Only if it's another pony whose ass you immediately start rimming.
>>12469962Let her keep it for now, it's summer, I'm not wearing it. I will need it back though.
>>12469918>The horse things a girl!?!yepand she likes having her reins pulled>>12469951>I bet you have a YouTube channel.i do
>>12469962She's going to rip it probably.
>>12469962i have plenty to go around, i might even give her one and cut wingholes into it.
>>12469987This place is bottoms up!
>>12469978She bought you a hoodie and made you try it on once. Just so she could say she's wearing your hoodie.She's not giving it back.
>>12469963>>12469952Oh god there's going to be so much porn
>>12469991OH I GOT THISITS APPLEJACK
>>124699621.I don't own any hoodies2. It's summer. You'll get heatstroke.
>>12470021I love these.
>>12469998>somebody using the image I embedded[nice]
>>12469989the guy's improving
>>12469997>and she likes having her reins pulledWhy do I feel such stirring in my loins?
>>12469997Were is all this information coming from? I follow things as intuitively as others
>>12470024>You will never stroke Celestias' heat
>>12469976That's too bad, I'm not one but I suppose you could spend more time alone with an attitude like that.
>>12470008>>12470005>She giggles and prances away with it still on>>12470024>She sticks her tongue out at you and keeps it on anyways
>>12470040[yes]i don't have many pone ones.i wish i had all my underwater ones i made still.
>>12469878I don't remember any mention of earth ponies being the best at that
>>12470052Damn it I beefed the fuck out of that post
>>12469997please link it TG
>>12470052From the intro/teasers mostlyThe reins thing only applies to the picture I posted though
>>12470076I love [Duke].
>>12469864She's pink and pink's like the bestest color ever! Well I mean all of the other colors are great too even mauve tries so hard and they're good but I mean duh, I'm pink too so we have SO MUCH IN COMMON! Well except for the wings and the horns and her being a Princess of Love but I'm sure Princesses love parties too, right? She danced with me that one time so she has to! Being a Princess must be so tiring I mean what if I was a Princess? I'd have to take care of everything but there'd be a lot more parties around and I could be like "GUARDS YOUR PRINCESS DEMANDS CAKE! NO THE CHOCOLATE ONE WITH THE RAINBOW ICING" but that's probably what Celestia does anyway. Ooh, I heard this one time she got caught eating cake and I guess she didn't like that but I get caught eating cake all the time and no one seems to mind! Does Cadance have to deal with that? Do they even have cake up there? Crystal cake? I remember there was this whole time where everypony thought it would be cool to make everything crystal. You can only drink so much crystal sarsaparilla before it gets yucky but I thought it was good and I dunno why they stopped!
>>12469136Gotta go nice and slow
>>12470082What? Rarity talks about it all the time. She's so jealous of all those Earth ponies and their booties.
>>12470107Your favorite pony is Pinkie, and your least favorite pony is Princess Pinkie, huh?
>>12470103I've seen bigger. You are not that big, Pank.
my least favorite pony is best pony.
i colored it
>>12470103Big enough to cuddle.
Hey hat anons. Can someone remind me of that song someone mic spammed that was a mashup of all those songs in one?
>>12470147I still hate the fact they went with deputy because they wanted combat. I fucking hate combat.
>>12470154why not go full anthro
>>12470161What am I looking at and why did you post it here?
>>12470169I mic spam a lot. What songs and I can probably find it.
>>12470161.... there's desktop general?
>>12470103>Someone buys it>They mod it>Pics of Pinkie and her 'storage hole'
>>12470178because its cute like that and I wanted to draw her with Midori's body style
>>12470191I was being general in hopes someone would remember. I can't remember any of the songs since it was so long ago but I was hoping someone would immediately know what I was talking about from my vague description.
>>12469858Yeah, but I bet his goats don't.
>>12470195deskfuckers should keep it in one thread on /g/
pinkie is a cutie patootie with a tooty bootie
>>12470207FUCKYOUNOW I WANT TO PLAY THE SIMS
>>12470211Was it [this]?
>>12470200I would honestly be content with just cuddling it.I have completely given up on getting a girlfriend, haven't I?
>>12470241It would make an excellent body pillow. You could cuddle into her chest with one front hoof over your shoulder.
>>12470169>>12470191>>12470211>>12470240Are we hatting soon?
>>12470240That might be it! Thank you!
>>12470279No stop I'm trying to practice expressions!God damn why do pony eyes have to be so constricting!
>>12470279Can't we play something else?
>Anon and Pinkie Pie were having a sleep over together>Anon forgot to bring his sleeping bag, but Pinkie Pie said it was ok, they could share her bed>He felt awkward about that, but they were jsut friends and it was only for the night>Besides, as soon as they both got under the covers, Pinkie Pie immediately cuddles up against him>So Anon relaxes and they both have a good night sleep>Such a good night sleep in fact that when he wakes up, Anon is feeling extremely cozy and refreshed>Without opening his eyes, he can feel Pinkie's soft curly mane right by his face>Feeling a little bold, he nuzzles his face in there affectionatly and gives her a small kiss on the check, which makes her giggle>That is, giggles from the OTHER end of the bed>"Hehe, Anon, did you just kiss my butt?!">Anon opens his eyes to find that Pinkie Pie shifted positions in the night and is flipped the opposite way so they are head to toe. >That wasnt her mane, but her tail!>Anon feels mortified and later kills himself
>>12470122Maybe she should have a competition to settle it once and for all.
>>12470264I WANT THIS
>>12470240why isn't there an 8-bit equestria girls game yet
>>12470299Then go off-model! Make them expressive.
>>12470280I take spam requests, give me something and I'll play it for you.
>>12470302>>12470314>>12470326We could play Killing Floor I guess. A really cool guy you know who you are gifted me it recently.Or, you know, l4d2, nauts, terraria, dota etc etcI don't actually know how to play it though.
>>12470325What would you even do?
>>12470302let's play left 4 dead 2 or MvM
I JUST HAD SEEEEXAND IT FELT SO alone
>>12470343always #beef related
>>12470343[pony] related.fucking eating my image ya fuckin cunt
>>12470306i'd kiss pinkie's butt and her hooves
>>12470330I've tried. The problem is it makes them look uncomfortably human.
>>12470323You know they say that beauty is in the eye of the beholderJust how many Beholders does Derpy have to kill for it to start working?
>>12470279I used to have that skinas much as I love the subject I got tired of it staring into my soul
>>12470349Jiggle Billy.Grab the soundboard.
>>12470306Why would you kill yourself?Does you not like it when Pinkie Pie always mentions how you like her butt?Would you not like it when she says she's using a new shampoo and offers her tail for you to smell?How she seems to hold her tail extra high whenever you're around?
>>12470326Castle CrashersKilling FloorBorderlands 1 or 2Left 4 DeadPaydayIf some of your were unfortunate enough to buy God Mode we could even play that.I know most of those games don't allow as many players as TF2 does, but I am just so sick of that game I'll play anything.
>>12470302YesQuake LiveI'll play it on my Thinkpad with the clitmouse
Remember when Diamond Dogs?
>>12470369I wish I knew how to do [video]
>>12470407Diamonds make bad dogs. Winona 4lyfe.
>>12470354I'd honestly like to start a regular Dota group and you guys seem like as logical a choice as anyBut I also kinda hate you guys a little so I don't know
>>12470361I know you mean you masturbated but>tfw your bottom isn't passionate at allFeels like you're fucking a blow up doll
>>12470407I miss them
>>12470378Pony eyes are more to the sides of the head like actual horses
Since we can have 8 players with l4d2 I guess if anyone wants to play I'm up for it.A-add me. A lot of you guys already have me so just message me instead.
>>12470425>mfw I'd like to be a bottom but ain't never had the sex yet. [aloneness intensifies]
>>12470354>>12470398You don't have to wait to ask for video games, just post. Or hop into the steam chat.
>>12470407>tfw never going to see diamond dogs dorfingAt least we got those statues, right?
>>12470448Not enough people are actually willing to play vidya in the steamchat. They all play nauts or Tf2.
>>12470449>someone is better looking than you>someone is making more money than you>someone does something better than youWell looks like everyone on earth should keep killing themselves until there's only one master race guy left
>>12470449>poortrue>fatnot true>talentlesstrue>neckbeardnot truemaybe one day I'll do it. maybe
>>12470407It's a bad feeling that their civilization hasn't done more.Even more disappointing is that they haven't introduced another species since Minotaurs.Crystal Ponies don't count.
so ponies have names like golden harvest and sweetie bellewhere did pinkie's mom get the name "pinkamena diane"
>>12470420Well if anyone is interested we DO have a dota 2 thread on the sub
>>12470472That would be nice.
>>12470465We play l4d2, payday, dota, CS, or you could ask if someone would like to play something else.
>>12467665> Babs has terminal cancerNnnnope
>>12470489world building is against hasbro rules.it might interfere with future toy shoehorns.plus the writers are all retarded
>>12470425That said, that sounds fucking annoying as hell. Y dey du dis?
>>12470495Well, it was Pinkie telling the story.
>>12470449she looks like she's 14
>>12470477>fat>not trueSure thing brony sure thing.>nobody can see me via internets so I can tell what I want and feel slightly better!
>>12468391i don't know, but the fault is hasbro
>>12470489yeah, i really doubt that either the show or the comics will dwell into anything interesting again
>>12470522You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>12469962I don't wear hoodies, they look awful.
>>12470449>poornope>fatnope.>talentlessnope. Improving.>neckbeardI trim my beard, thank you.
>>12470302>>12470502Can we finish Cold Stream on Extreme? I need an achievement for that.
>>12470524Worse than that.I live in the part of the country where people find that perfectly normal...
have you worshiped the [sun] today anon?
>>12470549>Cold Stream on ExtremeManThat's just torture
>>12470549I'd be down for that.
>>12470407Sad and lonely girls are hot, and I hate myself for it.
>>12470495What happens if a pony has a very specific meaningful name, but that has nothing to do with their lives?Like is a pony is named Gumdrops, but they work construction
>>12470447Well give me a call when you're in the area~
I keep telling you guyswe need to play Halo CE Custom EditionAlso Mahvel
AI fully functional and anatomically correct sweetiebots go on salehow many would you buy
>>12470600They are executedOr they construct gingerbread houses and are in charge of decorations.
>>12470489doges are 2edgy>statues of aristocrats telling them to keep on mining dat bling
>>12470554Well I aint never not dont do not no nothing to not nonbody
>>12470612I stopped playing Marvel 3 a year ago.I ain't gettin' sucked back in.
>>12470611Noted.Everyone's in some area after all. Just be gentle anon-kun.
>>12470600What if a human is named runs with wolvesbut he runs with deer insteadwhat if a human is named taylor but he becomes a bakerwhat if pony names don't mean shit
>>12470613Is that some sort of recursive joke?
>>12470519>Y dey du dis?What
>>12468425your listened the latin version?I challenge you to listen
>>12470575True, I never was able to finish 2nd map with random people.>>12470576I created a lobby. According to L4D2/steam matchmaking system - no one is playing coop expert right now - so tryto join?
what's the fastest you've ever cumi fapt at a gas station bathroom because i was on a family trip and didn't have time to relieve my horninesscame in like 20 seconds, but it was like a miniscule amount of cum and it didn't feel very good
>>12470570That dude was a total bro. Only nigger who wanted to help out of altruism. What happens to him breaks my heart.
>>12470643I can't be gentle with my girth
>>12470600applejack doesn't jack apples
>>12470650Recursion humour is a base case of nerdiness.
>>12470700I should not ahve laughed
>>12470600Apple bloom's special talent has nothing to do with apples
>>12470690Oh... Okay then, that's fine~
>>12470696Would you jack her apples?
>>12470669Under five... like normal.
>>12470644Ponies get a skill bonus for name-related skills. If they take advantage of that and get a cutie mark related to their name as well they'll get an even bigger bonus.It's hoof of them to go down that path, but they don't have to.
>>12470633>>12470663>not playing Mahvel
>>12470612What kind of pone would the TBFP guys be?
Give me an expression and a pony.
>>12470737i'd her applebottom
>>12470717I would love this if it was drawn better.
>>12470756Celestia sticking her tongue out
>>12470741Still one of the coolest villains ever. If he had gotten what he wanted and was right, he wouldn't even be a baddy.
>>12470781The best bad guys are ones who aren't wrong, just extreme about their measures.
>>12470813hitler did nothing wrong
>>1247066910-15 seconds if I'm really horny, but I try to go at least 10 minutes if I can, otherwise it's barely worth it
>>12470756raimbow dash20% cooler
>>12470756Gentoo installationPinkie Pie
>>12470746>yfw humans do this toohttp://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505125_162-28247751/does-your-name-affect-your-career/
>>124707562 + 6iTwist
>>12470755Woolie would not be a Zebraalso I laughed when this happenedhttp://youtu.be/9jWsiyXoTz0?t=11m5s
>>12470830Good god man. Not sure if impressed or amused.
>>12470828If Hitler won, there would be no arguments over race anymore.
188.8.131.52:27036 L4D2Cold StreamExpert
>your best friend isn't a dragon
>>12470907>your best friend is a creepy guy that identifies as a dragon
>>12470898> they can't help but laugh at your mutilated American cock
>>12470850Aw SHIT, Rarity is COLD.
>>12470923don't you fucking start
>>12470921I hate the "identifies as" thing. Why do you have to label yourself? Just be what you want and don't force it nor wear it like a badge.
>you'll never drunkenly slip into a sloppy kiss with your best friend
>>12470941I already did.
>>12470923>ImplyingHorses don't have foreskins
>>12470926C'mon Babs, friends are easy! All you have to do is some sexual favors.
Rarity a shitTwilight a shitPinkie a shitRainbow Dash a shitHarshwhinny a shitLyra a shit
>>12470953No, but they do have sheathsAnd at least they'd know what a foreskin looks like from other mammals.
>>12470813Or the ones that do it because they must or someone else is counting on them.
>>12470946That's a good idea you fucking brony
>>12470866basically you just start jerking your soft cock and think pleasant thoughtsyou can get hard in a surprisingly fast timekeep jerking and you start to squirt a little precumand then you ejaculate soon after that if you concentrateit's unsatisfying but relieves the tension
>>12470946It allows you to take less responsibility for your own actions. Lots of modern subcultures are based around the concept of reducing the amount of responsibility you need to take for yourself, and pushing it somewhere else.
>>12470970You a shit
>>12470950This shit might still happen. And I don't even know if I want it anymore. For some reason females seem more appealing again.
Woah, this is just like a desktop threadbut with ponies
>wake up>see this>you're naked>what do?
>>12470950Kinda didShe sucked my dick too
>>12470987Pretty much, those who have a group mind mentality are dumb.
>>12470981>start to squirt a little precumThis doesn't happen to me, and I'm glad for it.Also: not pony
>>12470970you're treading some thin fucking ice there bro
>>12470993Applejack a shit>>12470995You're ok
>>12471006Wonder how the hub logo got there
>>12471006let it play out before i make a decision
>>12471019Drink more water, you're probably dehydrated.
>>12471027Why do you like her?
>>12470987It's funny too, because even the people who "don't like labels" often do... That's just the label they like.>mfw people misunderstand Postmodern commentary so much.
>>12471027That's cute but why is she standing
>>12471006Close the video player; that episode was shit.
>>12471006Play my combo.
>>12471050How would a Planeswalker fare in Equestria?
>>12471050Good thing the series are so far apart that it's not tourny legal.
>>12471038she's really prettyI like her talentI like her characterI like the relationship she has with TwilightI like her husband
By the way, 151 bells per turnip in my town, gate will be open for the night while I quest. Dont' expect conversation.
It is already close to midnight.Why are you still sleepy?
>>12471028I MEANT MINE
>>12471069That combo is full EDH-grade stupid anyway.
>>12471044She thought it would help during the ambassador visit with the two-legged animals; behaving more like them, right? Twilight was a bad choice for intel.
>>12471050I haven't played that in years
>>12471065Pretty damm good.>>12471069It's just a silly combo.
Hokay, I touched this picture up and made it purty. If it wasn't for the stupid censor bar I think it'd pass as a pretty good edit.
>>12471089WHY NOT ALL OF THEIRS?
Wow I just cant not draw colourful technicolour ponies>>12471038She's a good design
count your squirts next time you cumi want to know if i'm normal
>>12471115The mana curve required for that to work means that you've been going for a while. There's no fucking way this is going to win you any games because you'll be dead before you can reliably get out Rooftop Storm, especially in a B/U deck.
>>12471133Was Dash in a car accident?
>>12471136I wish I had a mustache like that
>>12471115>>12471113>>12471050>>12471027We know ponies have Dungeons and Dragons (if not by another name) because of the comics.Do you think they have the card game Magic too? Would they call it by its full name more often to be less ambiguous?
>>12471145I counted 13,
>>12470981> cumming in 15 seconds> ever
>>12471145my average is 7
"This is a weird headgear you have, Anon!"
>>12471145I'm about 10 when I haven't fapped for 2 daysNot on the stack
>>12471150These are just dun combos to come up with, nothing really useful.
ok MLPG, about to do chapter 14 of Fallout Equestria in a minute or two. Could this thing get an longer god damn/scrubbingbubbles
>>12471170Why would I have panties in the first place
>>12471159hasbro owns them all
>>12471145I dunno, like 3 on an off-day, 7 when I'm fit to burst.
>>12471191>not having panties in your drawer
>>12471191>he doesn't own any pantieswhy even get out of bed in the morning
>>12471187I didn't say if it was canon, just that in some officially licensed and approved iteration of the show D&D exists.
>>12471139>you will never rediv and her fetishes
>>12471179What happened to 12 and 13?
>>12471207pantyhose feel really nice when you rub them on your boner, they're so silky soft
>>12471151She was too busy thinking about fst when it happened...
>>12471161you'd be surprised what a man can accomplish when he is stuck in a car for hours and horny with no chance to cum for days, then given a few minutes of privacy
>>12471187>you>still forcing this
>>12471231they're even more fun to wear
>>12471178That is just fucking CRUEL.
>>12469677I refuse to believe you only created a paheal account today.
>>12471205>>12471207I-I don't understand why but okay
>>12471205Why is Cadence such a shit?
>>12471260You'll never understand how comfy they are until you try them yourself.
>>12471070>I like her characterWhat character?I always assumed her prettiness made up for her lack of personality?
>>12471235Well sure, but god, even when I was taking the stack I only felt vaguely like I needed to cum.> that full feelingI gotta get back on that shit.
>>12471228ManI'm bigBut from those toys I don't think I could satisfy her
>>12471278>I always assumed her prettiness made up for her lack of personality?red identifies with her
>>12471235also, being able to cum within seconds seems like it would be useful for quick public fucksmy fantasy is to quickly fuck behind like a grocery aisle and then walk out like nothing happened
>>12471228I would just like to say hello and thanks for poneI would like to meet most contributors actually
>>12471295BETTER GET THAT BURN HEAL SON
>>12471297Wwwell sure, but only if your partner either has a fetish for getting used like a rag (unf) or similarly capable.
Hey guys, do you have link to pony video that parody metal gear solid 4? I cannot find it.
>>12471288... Who's this and HOW large are these toys?
>>12471278She's really caring, and took care of Twilight when she was little. When ponies are upset she helps them by making them feel love again so they can sort out their problems. She's very selfless and risked herself to protect her kingdom with her magic, even going without eating and sleeping.>>12471295well at least I'm pretty
>>12471275why do panties feel so much better than regular underwear
>>12471323Before I even bother looking for it, answer this for me.Is it funny and does the fact that it has ponies in it make it any better or play into a joke?
>>12471318>Not keeping him on edge with a vibrator up his butt all day>Not yanking it out and finishing him off
>>12471178I only started playing magic like 2 weeks agoThat is the scariest image I have ever seen.
>>12471345>not using the quality loop version of that gifis there a video or something for that, by the way? what's the context?
>>12471345I just had a chat with best ponyHere she isSIKE. THAT'S THE WRONG PONY
>>12471327I love this shit
>>12471340>well at least I'm pretty#shotskindafired
>>12471345black people run all over the fucking place when they laugh, god damn
>>12471371Rivi likes BIIIIG toys?So she's a size queen?
>>12471340What you said would apply to a lot of ponies on the show.It's like saying that Twilight's character is good since she likes books.
>>12471376>loving shitAnon this isn't my fetish
>>12471371>>12471387Why would anybody do that? Wouldn't that ruin regular dicks for her?
>>12471376I wish I had the one of Celestia in boxers.
seems like someone's uploading higher quality pictures of the big mac comicand isn't it suppose to be out tonight?
>>12471387Not as much of a size queen as Rarity. She just has needs.
>>12471355well i'm particularly concerned yout scene where twiligh pose as statue. Her octocano turn into stone, pinkies into ballons and spike's into something else.
>>12471362http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeB3eYk1Ze0which I thought was a parody of thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrOuJY3G5fU
>>12471376I like boxer briefs because they retain my sack in a safe position
>>12471296You think the writeres could at least try to develop Shining Armor and Cadence a little more as characters if they keep insisting they have episodes focused around them.Prince and Princess of the Chrystal Empire suck.
>>12471361>>12471252It's also basically impossible to pull off.
>>12471366Everything was correct except for the spoiler.
>Someone on /v/ uses a MS humanized Pinkie pic for the OP>300 posts of pure anal devestation>Same thread posted to /vr/>Couple of posts talking about the emualtor. HOLY SHITHow god damn immature can /v/ get?
>>12471417What the hell is a size queen?
>>12471399Well no, not unless you start fixating on the fullness-feeling for masturbation such you can't get off any other way. It wouldn't "ruin" anything forever but it'd take time to adjust.It's the same reason guys shouldn't death-grip when they masturbate. There's not a lot that can approximate it other than, I dunno, anal.
>>12471436/v/ is /b/
>>12471436/v/ is populated by small children.This should not be surprising
>>12471327>using the fly as a tail holeHNNNG
>>12471439Girls or guys after they've dated me
>>12471430No amount of time on screen will ever develop them.They're non-characters.
>>12471439bitches who won't fuck a guy if his dick isn't big enough.basically, future rape victims.
>>12471436/v/ stopped being about /v/ a long time ago.It's a really unhealthy place to be.
>>12471340>She's really caring, and took care of Twilight when she was little. When ponies are upset she helps them by making them feel love again so they can sort out their problems. She's very selfless and risked herself to protect her kingdom with her magic, even going without eating and sleeping.I don't mind cadence and think she's an absolute sweetheart. But she needs a bit more than that to have some sort of presence on the screen. Compared to Luna and Celestia she doesn't really have much going for her in terms of presence.
>>12471455>>>/v/202618356It's now being spammed by furry porn.
>>12471436that's /v/ for you.only a few butthurt posts on certain /vg/ threads too.nearly everyone ignores it
Trixie's pretty okay.
>>12471497What was the image
Which background character should get a voice next season?
>>12471497What was the pic?
>>12471497What image was it?
ill take a requestshould i stram?
>>12471436If you're making /v/ mad you're doing something right.
>>12471526>>12471530>>12471531Tails and and the abby fursyou know the one
>>12471497What a sad, sad place.
>>12471527Every answer is wrong unless it's VinylBecause it will happenAnd it will be the best fucking thing ever /sarcasm
>>12471494Well I agree she needs more doneBut thank you
>>12471436>going to /v/There are so many other placesDon't go there, it just makes people angry and unable to debate in a calm, collected manner.
>>12471487I mean, they COULD make them fun.They just haven't tried at all.Well besides Shining Armor slapping his meat between two cocks.
>>12471527I hope Vinyl and Octavia never speak. As much as I like them they are good background characters and appear appropriately.
>>12471527Even if it's only one more line, it'd be nice
>>12471544Care Package delivering a present to Derpy.
>>12469195not in real life of course. also not humans even in art.
When is Red going to get laid?
>>12471526>>12471531>>12471530Here's the image.
If Cadence wasn't an alicorn, I would have zero problems with her.
>>12471544>stramYes, please.How about Ponies jet-skiing in an acrobatic formation.
>>12471572and she hugging him I forgot to add.
>>12471572Is the present his dick
>>12471583whenever it happens, it happens
>>12471583When I find her.
>>12471598The hair really gives it away
>>12471604full pic pls
>>12471583If she's as cute as you guys say she is she could get laid pretty easily I'm guessing.For someone as lewd you have to wonder why she's not a huge slut.
>>12471598If you didn't watch the show you'd have no idea. Goddamn can we just mass ban /v/ already.
>>12471552I do hope this comic for SA and Cadence do a lot for them
>>12471622Because she's a blatant marking tool. I mean they're all toyetic, but she just ramps it up to 11
>>12471557prettiest pone with cutest accent
I bet there is no one left in MLPG who does not want to be qt 3.14 filly in pretty clothes, even if they're as straight as the day is long, if it would get a smile out of their friends.
>>12471583He's trans and australian.So never.
>>12471628Because girls are closet sex deviants
>>12471586Did they introduce any decent characters last season besides cute chicken pone?
>>12471583I'm putting myself forward as a candidate for dicking RedI'm 8"x6" and 6' tall
>>12471436Wow. You'd think the rage would eventually burn out, but it just keeps going on doesn't it?
>>12471657Y-you tooI missed you
>>12471641I hope so too! I want a Cadance mini series comic as well
>>12471598>Throwing a bitchfit about that/v/, you need to get ogre it
>>12471662Sombrafuck you I thought he was a good villain
>>12471628Considering the fetish greentexts written here and the majority of those posters still being virgins it's not really a mystery
>>12471641it won't matter since the comic isn't canon to anything but itself
>>12471675YOU MEAN YOU PARODY THAT COMIC AND YOU DON'T MAKE A HORSE PUN?!REALLY?!
>>12471662Golden Laurel Babs
>>12471604>Ah-...I just c-c-caaaaame...-!
>>12471579that's not true anon
>>12471662BabsI kid, she's garbo
>>12471679But he didn't do anything anon!
>>12471671I like to think huge slut is better than>Electronic musician that only plays dubstepor>huge retard
>>12471671Such is the nature of the fandom.
>>12471696>BabsToo bad she's not getting anything next season. Would have been neat to see a CMC East visit or something.