Operator edition!Old horse: >>12444958
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why is making new horses at 251 images so uncool these days
>>12449323Well that was nice of her.
>>12449323How nice of her
>>12449282I pony enough!>>12449318Its only happen recently. Fuck would I know.>>12449323So Rose is the bravest one?
>>12449284Telephone or train?
I just made a new horse before you posted yours. Should I just recycle it?
>>12449372>Hasbro making new molds nowThis show ain't going anywhere.
>>12449284I'd operate operationally with Lyra sexually.
luna wearing sassy shirts should be a thing
>>12449323>Roseluck likes studying insectsNew headcanon recieved. I really like that.
>>12449372fuck yesthunderlane > rumble always
>>12449387trash itit won't last the night
>You will never be president of United Stated
>>12449376Are you looking at my girl?Comeon, fuckface.Where do you get the balls...Where. WHERE?WHERE DID YOU GETTHE BALLSTO LOOK AT MY GIRL?
>>12449421This is the third thread I had to delete today.Fine, I'll delete it.
pony just spaghetii everywhere
>>12449395now this is what i call a smooth operator
>>12449336>>12449356Lily Valley is a good friend.>>12449362>>12449418I think she could. And she'd never notice the disconnect between her general panicking about other things. She's silly that way.
>>12449446i guess that would be considered a case of marscaponie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCw9V1PH2qgthis is just sad
>>12449448There are a lot of things wrong with this picture.
>>12449481There are more things wrong with your face.
>you will never sell stolen prototypes for hundreds of dollars
>>12449431>your girlI haven't done anything with Sunset Shimmer. Step off.
anyone got any sketch requests?
>>12449521Not Rarity enough.
>>12449475>Video not foundDepressing
>>12449521Wow, she's getting pony all over!
>>12449525Sweetie Belle putting makeup on Spike.
>>12449475I don't mind mcarthy, I really don'tthat hasbro fucker has a very punchable everything though.
>>12449525derpy kissing carrot top on the mouth
>>12449525mayor mare getting frisked by police pony
>>12449525snake rarity noshing on spike
would you a sweetcream
>>12449521>analI'm 6" around. The last time I tried anal, it just wouldn't go in.
>>12449538What is it even?
>>12449448Twilight that does not have enough nutritional value for a growing pony. Twilight you're looking at a terrible vitamin deficiency.
>>12449570Commentary on the desing process of equestria girlsMccarthy pretty much is just saying that she enjoyed working on it, nothing that we didn't already hear on twitter.It's painfully ovious that the hasbro executive that shows up and dominates the majority of the featurete is the one responsible for equestria girls being made.
>>12449448why would you feed a pony mayonaise?they need more rehtne theta
>>12449475Man I'm not watching 20 minutes of that. Can someone tell me if it they say any important thing?
>>12449621It was probably his big brainchild. He's bucking for a promotion.
>>12449614Good. More cute humans for me.
>>12449630nothing that has not been said on twitterIt is however abundantly obvious that equestira girls was the direct responsibility of hasbro execs and nothing more.
>>12449565>tfwMy last _boyfriend took a month to get used to it
>>12449648>abundantly obvious that equestira girls was the direct responsibility of hasbro execs and nothing more.Well it's not that we didn't knew that since forever. I just hope it doesn't do that well.For once I'm happy that feminists and soccer moms are bitching about something.
Can we all agree that aside from Fluttershit, Dash was the worst pony in EG?
>>12449644scootlooaoaoo?MOre like scoota a who?
>>12449730What if he's a grill with a strapon
>>12449720>Fluttershy>worst in EqGNah man nah.Getting hit in the face by the broom and in the head by the crown makes her like top 3 pony in EqG
>>12449720She was obnoxious, but I sort of liked her design. Plus she was cute in the cafeteria song. Fluttershy was pretty good actually. Much better than her pony version. The "worst" pony I could think of is AJ since she really did nothing in EG. At least Rarity also looked cute and had an unf prom dress.
>>12449745>grill>not real dickfaget
So for the next season, the other five main characters somehow become alicorns, or it focuses on a new generation of Harmony wielders.
I had sex with your princess.
>>12449740but what does pinki e pie look like when I'm sjust s[spoiler[ ther and I just wasnt to give her a big ol huggy wuggy nonsexually and pet her fat a little bit?
>>12449773I really want the latter.
I normally hate dash but she was surprisingly kawaii as fuck in EqG and was p goof in S3.
>>12449774So that's what she was doing before that car crash.
>>12449773>>12449784I think if the rest become alicorns it will be in S5.
>>12449789>SO AWESOME!>SO AWESOME!>SO AWESOME!
>>12449789she's the most annoying shit ever in eqg
>>12449778Go to bed you are drunkl
Needs More Lauren Faust.
>>12449773I wouldn't mind new elements of harmony after the old 6 retire or achieve their dreams.That'd be pretty cool. They could even have Twilight be their mentor or something.If something like that were to happen would you want entirely new characters or would you want the CMC to be 3 of the new 6 elements?
>>12449773>a new generation of Hamony wieldersSo after Twilight Sparkle dies? You might as well start G5.
>>12449819how do you expect me to sleep withouth pretty pink pony?
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>12449803That's what I meant by obnoxious, but she did make up for it by looking damn cute most of the time.>>12449826Depends. I think i would rather have new main characters.
All of the characters in S4 are changelings.
I am here to deliver the best ship.
>>12449475>it was so well done>it was so well writteni am going to kill myself
>>12449836But Hawaiian pizza is delicious.
Should all mane cast become alicorns or should some of them refuse?
>>12449773The other five main characters become alicorns, and then all six of the Elements of Harmony pass on their elements to new bearers.
>>12449475WOWIT WAS MADE IN WMM
>>12449859So why post one of the worst ships then?
>>12449859Are you sure?
>>12449868It's not a proposed deal to be refused.It's something that just happens.
>>12449868>pinkiecorn will be a thing>dashiecorn will be a thing>fluttercorn will be a thing>jackiecorn will be a thing>sluttycorn will be a thing
>>12449821What if Lauren would've staid on the show, discard her ideas, and try to write new subtle ones?I mean, the show might even have a future in that case
>>12449859I prefer rarilight. Rarity is the dominant one with a sort of big sister attitude towards Twilight subtle but there if you pay attention
>>12449859>>12449876>>12449879Where's the best ship? All I see is Rarijack. Is this the famous 4chan image glitch?
>>12449856So suddenThe beesthey can flyso violentthe bees
>>12449284Can I rape horse on the battlefield and have it considered a war crime?That's my fetish.
>CGI movie suggested by TaraFor the love of Pony,No
>>12449868how would they refusetwilight didnt want to be an alicorn but she became one anyway
>>12449892Woah there, you listed fluttercorn twice and forgot raricorn.
>>12449895No Anon. Some people just don't have taste and post their pleb opinions like they are true.
>>12449869>mane six all become alicorns>their daughters become the new elements of harmonyFlash Sentry is the father of all of them.
>>12449859Mares kissing mares, not kissing you.
>>12449475watching this clip and seeing the voices of my favorite ponies on these abominations makes me sad.
>>12449906> implying we won't go> implying someone won't pay animators under the table to buy the models for the characters and produce sex gamesYiiiss
>>12449894Hmm. I would not mind if there was a fic (sexual or not) that explores this.
>>12449859You seem to be confused, It's okay though I found a suitable picture for your text.
>>12449920I CAN FAP
is the EQG gif guy in here
>>12449915No I didn't. Sluttycorn is right there.
>>12449945Windows movie maker
What kind of legit feedback would you guys to give to the MLP staff?What do you think went wrong with the show, that maybe didn't have to?What do you think should be improved?
>>12449920Feminism has gone TOO FAR.
>>12449938>twipieAlright I can forgive your bad taste in colts.
>>12449935I wanted to request a fic of when Rarity took care of sick Twilight from Aspirant but he went ded again. Hope he's okay, didn't seem like he was in a good mood before he disappeared again.
>>12449938That's a pretty good ship. I just think RariJack is better. But I still respect your opinion.
>>12449938I think my dick just spring a leak.
>>12449973>Rarijack>better than anything
>>12449972... Well that's weird. I just had an image swap.
>>12449938They're cute together.
>>12449941rose a slut
>>12449983You're just mad because Rarijack is canon.
>>12449970do you have a gif of dash doing the bullshit move here at 5:13http://youtu.be/FCw9V1PH2qg?t=5m13s
>>12449972>>12449990You know, y'try to post a Spike reaction and all you get is /a/ in your face.
>>12449981Why didn't you go use the bathroom before you went on MLPG, anon?
>>12449960Plot Structure needs to be improved
You are under arrest for ponyAnything you say can and will be ponied against you in a court of pony
>>12449998Yes, they are canon platonic friends and nothing more.
>>12450012Not that kind of leak, my friend.
Would you let a RoboPinkie steal your semen to help create a sekkkrit bioweapon that would destroy real pones?
>>12449991I think they're the cutest ship.
>>12450017>Ponies on XBLWelp.
>>12449960Needs beta plots. Episodes drag on too long, stagnate, and songs are used as filler instead of fluid parts of the show sometimes.
>>12450029Only if she ran a free as in GNU/freedom GNU/operating system licensed under the GNU/GPL
>twilight just tells the group she is a pony princess from another dimension>everyone believes it instantly and starts cheering why am i putting myself through this hell
>>12449969That would be adorable
>>12450005I do now.
>>12450056It is the cross we must bare to not be fans of the fandom.
>>12450056>not noticing and getting mad that neither Flash NTR's guitar nor the library PCs have cordsDo you even autism?
>>12450056Would you really react any other way in that situation?
>>12450005>>12450070This comes out on my birthday.Interesting.
>>12450070She fucking levitates
>>12449861Said by no-one, ever.
This background humanpone was cute as fuck.
>>12450085if a new kid showed up at my school and claimed he was really a horse in a human body.and was able to provide no proof. i would tell that motherfucker to get away from me.
>>12450122>dash with purple hair
>>12450017>court of pony
>>12450125She had a talking Dog
>>12450122All of the background human pones were cute as fuck
>>12449994At least she ain't a whore.
>>12450122yes she was. We need someone to cap all the cute girls in the background.
>>12450070thanks. this is such awful shit i cant believe people think this is good quality.
>>12450005>>12450070August 6th, fuck yes! That's my birthday!>>12450103Hiroshima Anniversary bros!
>>12450116hawaiian pizza is fucking delicious
>>12450103We have the same birthday anon. Let's have an Equestrian Girls themed party together~
>>12450161>he's being seriousMan, I almost feel bad for you for having such shitty tastes.Almost.
>>12450005the guy in the glasses seemed bored to be talking about ithe knew
>>12450070anyone lese notice how strng tough brash rainbow dahs plays a tstuipd sissy game like dive ass?
>>12450116> said by no one ever> carried in virtually every chain and a consistent crowd-pleaser at partiesPlease don't let your tastes be dictated by the likes of Futurama and Seinfeld.
>>12450116>not liking pineapple and/or hamIt's like you hate yourself or something
>>12450137oh man i was there for that
>>12450029No, fuck sapient robots.they're evil
>>12449148I need thisplease don't leave me hangin'
>>12450200FBi is still the best.
>>12450213We'll leave you hanging. That's how you treat suicides.
>>12450191>>12450197Get the fuck outta here with your shitty pizza tastes
cold cheese pizza master race
>>12450184It's my second favourite, after garden southwest.garlic, serrano, onion, spinach, green bell pepper, tomatoNobody sells my favorite pizza so I have to order cheese pizzas and put the ingredients on myself
>>12450005"The world is getting smaller, we are able to connect with so many different people across the world"-meghan mccarthy
>>12450235>all veggie pizzaPony please go
>>12450226> actually getting angry over pizza
>>12450159why the fuck would you buy and EQG dvd?why the fuck would you buy any dvd?
>2013>not making your own pizza
>>12450246no u, autist
>>12450255I AM SO MAD.LIVID, EVEN.
>>12450243She's talking about the internet you fool
>>12450255Man, what a terrible outfit. I hope the person who made that and recommended it to this poor fashion-challenged woman is out of a job.
>>12450213forgot the nameit's cherilee+femanon/big mac+snails+caramel
>>12450252Meat is pointless sometimes.Do you like fish pizza?
I like most flavors of pizza. But Bacon is the best
you favorite pony likes their pizza the same way htey like dick exra chesee!
>>12450265>implying that i don't make my own dough and my own sauce>implying that i don't have a pizza stone>implying i like it>implying that it doesn't taste like shit because my oven can't reach the right temperature
>>12450279we'll tell me where he uploads his shitI need my fix for a workhorse being helplessly romantic with a woman
Did the latest mini comic ever get properly scanned?
>>12450276Says the man stewing in NEET juices in flannel and a beard.
>>12450285I barfed a little
>>12450285that's fucking gross
>>12449751Man that hot cheese cannot be comfortable on her vajayjay.
>>12449284lyra my waifu
>>12450243Oh wow, what a shitload of important people said about the radio and internet countless times.What's the problem again?
>>12450285Uncut is the only cut.
>>12450282Dude, the anchovies and black olives pizza is SO GOOD
>>12450309no she isnt
>>12450315BEEECAAAUSE FAUST'S REPLAAACEMENT SAAAAID IT.
>>12450255That is an ugly fashionpone personhorse
>>12450300What, Applejack's? It's been for a while, I think.
>>124503320/10 wouldn't bang?WowWOOWWWWWW
>>12450321yeah she is Anon
>Ross nuked all his stuffWhy...
>>12450331she said it like a retard
>>12450265That's a very >why didn't you save her pizza.
>>12450316>tfw pizza pony was the very first pony i fapped to>tfw it was when the first drawing of her ever was madeKill me
>>12450348He's imitating Apple this time.
>>12450304>>12450304you think thats badimagien if it was anchovie!
>actually made me hungry due to this pizza talklater mlpgstay cheesy
>>12450348Why?Why not "What took so long?"
Oh noMy dresses
>>12450338The one with big mac going to the fair
>not being apart of the pepperoni, ham, black olives, banana pepper master raceIt's like you hate your taste buds.
>>12450388Ah, the Big Mac 2 parter. I don't think there's been a proper scan yet.
>>12450361I probably would love this picture if it wasn't for those weird fingers.
>>12450388Oh, that's not a micro, it's the main comics. Should be out tomorrow (Wed).
Fried bananas on pizza. Trust me.
>>12450385I'm sorry, Rarity.
>>12450396I don't know what's cuter, Sweetie's dress or her boots.
>>12450348losing Tex was pushing itif we lose Ross, we've truly lost it allpony has changed...
>>12450397>>12450404Oh neat thanks
>>12450396Only good human in the entire movie
>>12450390>banana pepperPleb. Habanero/kalamata olive/artichoke/ham strong.
>>12450390no they just hate most stupid ugly fat dumb pony who is ugly and dumvbas in pitinokie poy
>>12450414that sounds good as fuck
>>12450390>piling all that shit on a pizzahello american!
>>12450432DT > Scoots = Sweetie > AB > SS
So, uh...Did anyone cap that crossdressing thing from last night?
>>12450396did you delete that shit from the last thread to repost it here?
>>12450462Terse so nice of you to come back
>>12450356>Not wanting to taste that sweet mozzarella while she bends over urging you on.
>>12450462This guy gets it.
>>12450359Found the storyShame it's a fapfic. I was hoping for a more romantic thing
>>12450464who were the ponies involved? i just may fap to this
>>12450469Old thread is ded, bro.
>>12450461>not piling a bunch of shit on pizzaIt's all veggies though, and I don't use any cheese.Simple traditional pizzas are shit.
Pizza, you say?Stuffed sausage, green pepper, onion, Chicago-Style. Preferably Giordano's.(also QR is screwing up in 4chan x tonight)
>>12450462As if any filly is better than Scootaloo
>>12450462>Silver Spoon at the bottomI didn't know it was possible for one person to be so... violently wrong about anything.
>>12450500chistery write pen pals
I'm dead serious about the bananas
>>12450464Not by me.
Sex is gross
>>12450498no, just american mass produced fast food pizza is shit. that is all you eat.
Cuddling is gross
howmany poniy does it take to pizza?spiloerir] none. One pony to give you a hug. the other to suck a bunch of dic k bad be bad
>talking about pizzaIT'S OVER MLPG IS FINISHED
>>12450461Just because your country does not allow you to put heaven on your pizza does not mean you need to insult the proud nation of freedomland.I know you are from a land of savages, but in America we actually treat our fellow man (and taste buds) with respect.I won't ask you to apologize, but I will ask you to be a little nicer next time. Maybe one day your country can be as great as the land of the free.
>>12450475>>12450482>>12450503>>12450504You guys do know I'm talking about EG designs right?
>>12450538Get a load of this pepperbrony.
>>12450500that shit is delicious
>>12450500OUR PIZZA IS SO GOOD, YOU NEED TO PUT A MILLION TOPPINGS ON ITBrooklyn style plain master race.
applejack has no future
>>12450503These two fillies are much better than Scootaloo.
>not eating donut pizzait's like you don't even like horse anuses
>>12450528No, that's exactly what I don't eat.>Lol all brits eat greasy fried fish and potatoes 24/7
>>12450542Her design may be shit, but I'm standing by my waifu.
Guys. I just get my pizza from Costco. I don't care what you say. That shit's better than what they have at Pizza Hut.
>>12450572you are my fucking niggathat shit just hits the spot so well
Oh noMy apples
>not substituting tomato sauce with BBQ sauceIt's probably the greatest thing.
>>12450533HERETIC!>>12450546Yeah, and I live like three blocks from one. I have not lost much weight since Christmas.>>12450552> Our pizza is so good, let's just stop with crust, tomato sauce, cheese and maybe little bitty sausages!No really Brooklyn-style is okay, but most Chicago pizza has a LOT of nice crust at the bottom and > DAT LAYERING makes every bit have some great mouthfeel.
>>12450528>actually eating murrikan fast food pizzayou have to either make it yourself or sail all the way to sicily
>>12450555>pony using pony brushhng.
FOR THIRTY CENTS EACHTHINGS RARITY WOULD NEVER SAYANNND GO
>>12450572I was gonna get Costco pizza once but I looked up the nutrition facts and left in awemaybe one day
>all these fatties not knowing the joys of fruitza
>>12450572Pizza Hut's pasta was amazing when they first introduced it but they must have changed ingredients sourcing to save money. It hasn't been nearly as good since.Everything else at Pizza Hut tastes awful, and it's all my sister will order when I visit Seattle. I can't rage hard enough.
>>12450600"I'm a virgin"
>>12450600pomy[spoierl[uh og no its just not good
>>12450600"That's enough dick."
You're sitting down arguing about pizza when this pink mare asks for pineapple on her pizzaWhat do?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11217925/unf donut pony unf
>>12450590Look at her, she can't even dance.
>>12450619Offer to split the tab.
>>12450619Share a pizza with her
>>12450555Yes she does. Just that her future is the most simple one.She's just going to live with her family. Twilight wil get her kingdom, Rarity will probably be her personal dress maker since holy shit I'm the dressmaker of a princess, Dash wil be in the wonderbolts, Pinkie will be Pinkie.But AJ? She's still be at her farm, she'll still be old AJ helping her family. She'll find a good colt, have children with them and eventually become Granny Smith.
>>12450598>eating pizza made todayFucking tasteless murrikan, you've got to time travel back to ancient Greece
>>12450584I know right? The only better pizza I've ever had was some lasagna pizza I had at a Blue Moose Pizzeria in Colorado.
>>12450609>>12450613>>12450618so funnyhighly original10/10 would laugh
>>12450619Oh, neat! You wanna get chicken sausage or real sausage?Giardinera is pretty fucking amazing on pizza, though.
>>12450636>Twilight will get her kingdomYes Ponyville
>>12450608I don't really care about the nutrition facts. It's pizza. If I cared about nutrition, I wouldn't even be eating pizza.
>>12450636They'll all be princesses, so they'll all have futures.
>>12450631At least she's having fun.
>>12450639Ancient greek pizza is just bread with cheese and oil on it.You'd like that, wouldn't you? Fatty.
>>12450665You'd be surprised at how healthy you can make pizza
>>12450631Sure about that?
>>12450619no pinkie its gross. now put your cock in my face.
>>12450679Just like a fatty to not appreciate culturekeep scarfing your shitty knock-off pizzas
>>12450590Who the fuck let the freshmen into the senior prom
>>12450604But I average 12 minutes.Then again, I have really strong kegals and I've practiced edging for 11 years.
>>12450665>americans are so used to greasy pizza hut and dominoes shit that they think pizza has to be unhealthyWhen was the last time you had a pizza slice that didn't turn napkins clear? It's just bread and sauce with toppings.
give porny a goood day? but they n they ugly thing dund thign hah ha you looke
>>12450620that looks like its infected prolapsed anus
>>12450682Oh yeah one of the things about Show Stoppers was her being incredible at dancing. Goddamn the movie is shit
>>12450682Anyone with half a brain could do that.
>>12450683It's OK. I didn't intend on sleeping tonight anyways.
>>12450694Ancient greek culture was too gay for me
>>12450699That's the only problem with brooklyn styleI ALWAYS drain my slices.
>>12450642been a while since i had some from costco, but i had a shrimp/ham/green pepper/spanish sausage pizza in faccio pizza (local pizza joint in pr) and it was so fucking good
>>12450619WHY ISNT SHE SLAPPING MY FACE WITH HER FUTA COCK
>>12450707So DT doesn't even have half a brain. Good to know. And unsurprising to be honest
>Yuropiss actually belies the only way to get pizza in America is from Pizzahut and dominoes
>>12450713people don't do that?
>>12450699>>12450681Oh yeah. Well, it's been a while since I had homemade pizza.
>>12450699I do like every week on Thursdays, after class.
>>12450660ponies dont eat meat you asshole check your meatprivlige
>>12450725Not if they're getting it on the run.
>>12450694Pretentiousness does not equal best quality pizza.Rather make it myself. The only meat on it is chicken, the rest is peppers and mushrooms. Pleb.
>>12450724>mfw foreigners insult America for being uncultured while spouting this shiti just want to be friends why does it have to be a contest
>>12450699That's fucking wrong, man. Good bread and good crust and good ingredients IS good pizza, but that doesn't mean you need to have it slathered with butter and shit.
The best place to get pizza is from Italian family owned restaurants and S4 will suck dick
>>12450728would you gget gange snuggled by various pomies?eevn nonsexually?
>>12450738Yes they do.
ANCHOVI IS A SHIT
it's 2 fucking AM and i'm brokestop making me want fucking pizza
>>12450744America's food culture is amazingWe're like the romans of modern cuisine>cool stuff you have there, ancient civilization. it's part of your heritage and you're very proud of it.>mind if we make it worth caring about?
>>12450765go back to steam chat, broke
I started this pizza chain with a simple image.I'm sorry for making all of you hungry.
>>12450784hard to believe that was made by goat train
>>12450748>trying to instigate show discussion while we're being /ck/
All that pizza will make you chubby Pinkie Pie
>>12450797How often are we /ck/?
Would you share pizza with this mutant?
Pizza is fine and all anonBut why ain't you breeding?
>>12450818why are you forcing this epic meme?
>>12450792That's okay, I'm trying to switch to liquids anyway.
>>12450807More often than we are /c/ but less often than we are /k/
>You will never spice up a storebought pizza with Cloudchaser and turn it into something worthwhile.
>>12450818because overpopulation won't help the human race, you stupid horse
the key to goood pizz is you ,ust not put too much tippigns and such on it or else the middle wont cook througha baking stone is also goood if you dont bhave a brick o of oven
>>12450818Okay, Applejack, where do you want to start tonight?
>>12450804why does tomoko have an ass?
>>12450829How often are we /k/ anyways?
>>12450830Uh, what are you implyin?
>>12450818i just finished breeding with my rarity plushie
>>12450827Would a pony drink chilled faux-semen?
>>12450857... Did you use the semen-collection attachment?
>>12450827SOYLENT DRINK IS PURÉED!
>>12450830>you will never introduce pony to music that doesn't belong in musicals
>>12450797>>12450807You can still talk about the show when you're in /ck/ mode.I wonder what kinds of things Pony likes on pizza.Would flowers go good on one, do you think? They always seemed like they'd taste sweet to me.
>>12450877You could always try putting flowers on your pizza yourself.
>>12450867Well you can put it in a blender or what have youUnfortunately they pushed back the release date to early September.
>>12450877flowers do not taste sweet anon
>>12450821As much as it pains me to admit it, that's my favorite anthro Flutters.
>>12450830Would you rather do that, or make one from scratch with Flitter?
>>12450844pizza needs a lot of shit to be good>great variety, but not so much that it's a cacophony of flavor>right mix of cheese, yellow greasy cheeses omitted or kept to a minimum>match the general taste of the sauce to your cheese and toppings, ie: don't use a sweeter sauce with an even sweeter cheese and a bunch of sweet toppings like orange bell pepper>arrange toppings and even cheeses to create an experience throughout the whole slice>let the crust ferment>etc
>>12450885>>12450889Equestrian flowers, I mean. Don't split hairs.
>>12450890Is this bad when those hips?Why
What kind of pizza would DJ Acid enjoy?
>>12450844I don't think you're actually drunk.
>>12450903>>let the crust fermentOh my fucking god I had the greatest - GREATEST - waffle out west. They pearlize the sugar and let the dough rise overnight and it comes out MAGICAL.
>>12450877Flowers are kind of tangy. Use them in deserts and salads.Pone might think they're sweet thoughAsk a pone
>>12450910I don't like where this is going one fucking bit
>>12450904How are Equestrian flowers different?
Pinkie Pie's Pizza Pies
>>12450918I don't recommend men eat them because they can be chock full of estrogen-like compounds which can screw up hormone cycles.
>>12450923Because it's got magic up in this bitch, that's why.
>>12450818If you're offering that's all well and good but right now I got shit to do.
>>12450907I find hips to be the most erotic part about a pony.
>>12450914I've been blackout drunk while still typing fluentlyI think he plays it up a lot
Pony hereNo one likes pizza
>>12450925Pinkie Pie?more like snuggly wuggly pony wony
>>12450925>you will never call up a Dominos only to hear Pinkie Pie's voice answering the call>you can hear Rainbow Dash in the background slightly annoyed at Pinkie Pie for her overly happy demeanor
>>12450926You need to eat a LOT of fucking phytoestrogens to do anything to yourselfLike a lavender salad every day for a month
>>12450890You can't find something better?
>you will never ride coattails to brony fame by coloring pictures
>>12450949>you will never not tip Rainbow Dash at the door
>>12450951Some men have lower thresholds than others. If I have any soy at all I get bloated and almost PMS'y for a day or so.You're right that there's no reason for most people to fret about it.
>>12450958I just realized I'd only fuck 1 and 3, never 2 or 5.What are you people doing to me.
>>12450949Aw, I bet it's not that bad.
>>12450993wht not 4
>>12450938The four best things about ponies areHipsThighs (if anthro)ButtAnd personality>>12450958It's not really about which one is "better", I just really like that Fluttershy SSonic2 did. It's really cute I think.To each his own.
>>12450996God I would gain so much fucking weight.
>>12450926you should only eat untreated flowers that are known to be safe for consumption
>>12450993what's the difference between 1 and 2
>>12451005Not really feeling it. I dunno, anime girls don't appeal that much to me and 4 is like catgirls "fuck it, let's put cat ears on it and call it 'other'"
>>12451020"Ponies that act juuuuust like people" aren't really my thing.
>>124510202 is standing upright.
>>12450898>>12450830>"Hey, Rumble! I'm tossing that pizza we picked up in the oven!">"I'm just gonna add a couple of things to it first...">the sound of cupboards and drawers opening, and jars being set on the counter, before the fridge door opens and closes.>"...and maybe make some garlicky... cheesy... bread-stuff too. I dunno. What do you think?">"...Waitaminnit, why am I asking you? You should get in here and help me, buttface! C'mon!">"Hey Rumble! You wanna help me make some pizza dough?">"Ooh-ooh! If we make two crusts, we can make one a regular pizza, and the other one a dessert pizza! If we use up a couple of those apples we got last week... we could make like an apple-pie type thing!">"I bet we can toss together a quick streusel and some icing for it too! What do you think?">"And we can have some ice-cream with it!">"...Oh wow. That sounds REALLY good, now that I said it. Let's do it!"
>>12451010flowers are shit. if it's edible as a flower, it's going to be edible as a berry. wait for it to turn into a berry.
>>124510202 is a show pony
>>12451042Mulberries are my favorite treat.
>>12451041Rumble/twins shit is the worst greentext shit
>>12451051I prefer juniper berries.
>>12451041is there a point to this if it doesn't end in sex
>>12451051Wild mountain strawberries > all
>>12450949>it's not just Dash and Pinkie working at the store, but the entire main 6>Twilight manages the store and is in charge of costs and managing the books and keeping it accurate>Rarity arranges the toppings on the pizza so it's always fabulous>Pinkie Pie is the cashier/phone operator. Her cheerful demeanor and wackyness causes unexpected things to happen in the kitchen>Dash is obviously the delivery mare. If it isn't delivered by 15 minutes, the pizza's on the house. No one has ever gotten free pizza.>Fluttershy accompanies Dash on her deliveries. She defends Dash for forgetting the customer's Diet Dr. Pepper
>>12451067Those are pretty neat. Ever try Juniper Berry Dry Soda?
>>12451087And Applejack is there, too!
>>12451085He's out with his loser friends.Or maybe he's there.I can't see him in the kitchen ending anything but badly though.
>>12451087>unexpected things to happen in the kitchenThat's why four of six needed Plan B after last year's Christmas Party.
>>12451072Cooking with Cloudchaser is much like having sex with CloudchaserRisky, wild, and it starts in one room and ends in another.
>>12451082You can't make gin with elderberries.>>12451089No.
>>12451085he doesn't exists in anything rumble/sisters related
>>12451087>Pizzas here>Hello dash>Hey buddy, that'l be 15 bucks plus tip>Is there...any other way I could pay for it>We take card>IS there any OTHER way I can->Sure, -Hey fluttershy, this guy wants to go down on you!
FUCK MY BUTT
>>12451102but i can't fap to it, so what's the fucking point.
>>12451107Well Dry Soda is pretty tits. If you ever get a chance, try it. Incidentally they all serve as good mixers.
hey hey hey whats the haps
>>12451107You ever had elderberry liqueur before?It's nice.
>>12451119>Hey Fluttershy, this guy wants to go down on you!Wackiest prostitution case the DA's ever seen.
>>12451086I had some of those onceBest strawberries ever
>>12451133What's the trouble, is Spike gay? Does he have penis size envy?
>>12451086What do you think Twilight most prefers? Plums?
>>12451133>Angel sucking pip's dick
>>12451150He's unhappy about dragged into the anthro party
>"The world of My Little Pony is so broad that there are a number of places that we can always take it, and we're always pushing the envelope to keep the pony entertainment and the pony brand fresh and exciting."You could have taken them to Cloudsdale, Canterlot, Appleloosa,Saddle Arabia, The Diamond Mines, or Dragon's land. Hell, you could make up new places, like griffin country, Tartarus, The Land of Ice, or even the unknown parts of the Everfree. Instead of all that you set it in a suburban highschool.
>>12451128Is there more of these
>>12451150He just wanted to have a quiet soak.
>>12451161But littlepip is a girl!
>>12451150He wanted to be with the girls.
>>12451167Endless scores of them, on /b/.
>>12451179nice that you know that
>>12451164How do you stop a Hasbro Exec from talking?You put your foot in his ass.
Look at this filthy degenerate.I can't believe there's a filthy druggie living right here in our beautiful ponyville. And what's worse is she is allowed to watch children.What a horrible, horrible pony.
>>12451124Then don't read it and let them have their fun.
>>12451159Probably apricotsI'm not sure why I think so though
>>12451196Goddamn I'd fuck that pony while we feel so good and warm and buzzy, heat becoming touch becoming taste.
>>12451204>Then don't read it and let them have their fun.>ignoring things you don't like>MLPG
would you get blazed with fluttershy, mlpg?
>>12451196We should kill her.
>>12451204what if it's your job to tell people when their idea of fun is awful
>>12451216I would rather get blazed with my waifu
>>12451204then what's the point of making this shit in the first place
>>12451216Why not Celestia?That etals fic was pretty damn nice.
Listening to centipede hz with pone
there's no hope with dope, you guys.
>>12451251never heard of it>>12451238tfw you can't not read this in chowder's voice
>>12451097>He's not allowed to cook anything more complicated than a sandwich ever since he tried making "Kickass Macaroni.">It was a horrific paste of melted cheese on top of overboiled, mushy macaroni, burned to the bottom of the pan, with a handful of red pepper flakes and rooster sauce dumped on top of it.>There are still scorchmarks on the bottom of the pot that Flitter hasn't been able to scrub out.>Every time Thunderlane offers to cook, she takes the pan out of the cupboard and holds it up for him to look at.>"You see this? This says 'No.'"
>>12451244You've never fucked while stoned, everything dizzyingly electric and oh so hot until you touch skin cool and smooth on those curves of hers, grabbing on for dear life as you are drawn in and drown in bitter warmth and smooth kisses?I mean it's pretty nice.
>>12451270>he didn't read it in nicholas cage's voice
Look at her.She even goes as far to endanger animals with her filthy drugs.This pony should not be in charge of animals or children.Why is she allowed to do what she does?
>>12451276> not just replacing the pan and donating or destroying the old one
>>12451283Weed makes me feel like my life is falling apart more than usual
>>12451289American pls stop
>>12451293Well I feel bad for you. Sorry, mate. Everyone responds differently.Granted I haven't toked in years because my library job has a drug test clause. Rarely used but I'd rather keep my salary.
>>12451289you guysseriouslylet's just kill her, she's ruining everything
>>12451301>American>Against weedDude it's practically a staple of california now, bitch at australia or the middle east if you want to accuse someone of hating weed.
which pony would you want to fill you up with their cum and toss you aside once their finished with you
>>12451290They bought a new one, she just keeps it there for reasons.
>>12451319>protect the childrenStaple of american culture
>>12451331All of them, hopefully
>from /ck/ to /420/time to go to sleep
>>12451331No, Anon, that's what I do.
>>12451331I do not want any orifice filled up with semen
>>12451279have you ever seen someone call themselves pegasister unironically?i remember thinking that term was stupid as hell but then i realize i would never want to be called a brony.
>>12451331That does not sound like happy times to me. >>12451335No nanny governments are staple of the uk and aussies. Soccer moms have very little pull in 'merica because we like guns and beer too much.
>>12451348Not even your own urethra?
>>12451342>from /420/ to /personal blog/time to wake up
>>12451304>>12451293>>12451283I still have to laugh every time someone on the news talks about potheads being paranoid, violent or aggressive.Stuff like that, that just illustrates how ignorant the "authorities" on this little drug war really are.I don't even toke, but I'm pretty sure if I did, I'd probably want a big-ass bowl of macaroni and cheese with bacon, a couple of those little fruitpies you can get at wal-mart or a gas-station, and a nap.
>>12451361Wake up sheeple
>>12451363>making fun of ignorant authorities>never done it yourself. Look who's talking, man.
smokers are jokers
>>12451363Whenever I get high all I want to do is play video games and look at pictures of cute animals.
>>12451358I ejaculate ice cream.
>>12451385I've never done it, but I'm friends with a lot of people who do. There is no such thing as a pissed-off pothead.
>>12451401oh shit can i suck your dick bro?
>>12451396When I get high all I want to do is watch cartoons
>>12451404I like this a lot.
>>12451363Whenever I get high I curl up in a ball, shake, scream, fall asleep, don't remember anything, and then wake up and find out that I'm a story everyone will tell at every party in the future
>>12451385Never said I was an authority, did I, dipshit?Now who's the asshole?That's right.You.
>>12451404That's cute as fuck.I love it
>>12451404I love it.Spike makes a pretty girl
>>12451404That sweetie is really qt
>>12451412That's the only way I can make it through my backlog of cartoons.
>>12451428>not drawing lily>2013i seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>12451401I've found I taste far better if I just eat some vanilla extract and heavy cream.So yes, I do jizz ice cream.
>>12451404Now make Rarity stumble on them and laugh at Spike
>>12451378>>12451393waitshit i spoke too soon
>>12451419No, you didn't. And i don't think I even implied. I was saying you showed nothing to show you were more knowledgable on the subject of marijuana users than the "ignorant" people you were making fun of.
>>12451404now put him in a skirt
>>12451333>Not making every pot and pan last as long as you can get it to last
>>12451439I'm facing some trouble - my thyroid medication got bumped up so my memory is pretty fucking great right now.Trouble is now I can remember the full dialogue and end to every cartoon in my stable.Are there any brand new things I should be made aware of?
>>12451444No, no, have the other CMC make him all pretty too>AB doing his nails>Scootaloo putting a "pretty" wig on him
>>12451465Remember the 90s
>see soda can>check if it's empty >it's not
>>12451485I already did.
>>12451465>>12451485>thyroid anon is in fact a living time machine
>>12451485IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER YOU DID NOT HAVE A CHILDHOOD
>>12451478>>12451459>>12451444Do allMake the rest of the CMC make him pretty, then Rarity stumble on them and after laughing a bit put Spike in a skirt
>>12451488>it's full of bees
>>12451478>The CMC think Spike is gay>They think he hangs out with rarity because he loves the fashion>they try and hook him up with cute colts
>>12451451Hi.>>12451405This was me.Seriously, though, you don't have to smokeweederryday to see how it effects people.All I can definitively say is, I'd rather be roommates with a pothead, then a meth-addict or a junkie.
>>12451491I don't have the sort of memory that you see on 20/20 or something, but for things like cartoons it's pretty much perfect.As it turns out people with "perfect memory" don't, they're just incredibly OCD about re-indexing their memories over and over and over again. I'm like that for every single fucking stupid thing I've said and how many chances I've had to make friends and fuck up, which is why WHOMP comics is like seeing a caricature infinity-shot of my life
>>12451499>>12451478>>12451459>>12451444YOU'RE ALL HORRIBLE PERSONS
>>12451518can I rape you?
>>12451510>then a meth-addict or a junkieMeant to say "than."
>>12451529Oh shut up and wear the skirt Spike, I mean Spikeina
>>12451502As cute as that may be, does it have to be a gay thing?Can't the CMC just be trying to get their makeover cutie marks?Can they not worry about sexuality at all and just try to make their friend super pretty?
>>12451543It's not rape if you're asking for permission.
>>12451521oh god, tha thappens to me way. i can't remember small or semi impotant things, but every embarrassment i can picture with ease
>>12451552Okay that's really cute too.As long as Spike ends up kinda liking the end result
>>12451562To be fair we're wired to feel shame for our past sins to some extent, but it's easier for a nerd to think "fuck fuck fuck fuck I'd be cool if only in second grade I had done x instead of y fukkkkk"
>>12451559It is if they say 'no'.
>>12451552I think everyone just kind of assumes crossdressing/men in makeup = man is gay.
>>12451518>Parents wouldn't buy me Pokemon back when it was hot shit>they bought me all the cards I could ask for and let me watch the fuck out of the show, but they would not buy me any of the games>was the only kids at school that didn't have Pokemon red or Blue>Didn't care that much since I liked Digimon more and spent most of my time at home playing Digimon world 1
>>12451568Who wouldn't like being super pretty?
>>12451591I'm gonna take that as a 'no'.
>>12451610Okay! Rape away!
>>12451587I kind of wish Anon 11 had left the pegging out of that thing he wrote last night. I was kinda glad to see a trap story where the guy's actually straight.
>>12451605Now I'm imagining him going to rarity to ask her to make some pretty things for him
I played pokemon gold in the 90sGold. It was on gold by the time my parents let me have video games.
>>12451619Wait...fuck I'm confusedAh nevermind, I'll just kick you in the gut a few times.
>>12451587Oh I know, I just thought it would be funny if the CMC had that simple mindset
I have a huge boner for matronly Celestia and a vinyl scratch who's into public pre consent
>>12451518I remember laughing at the kids with Pokemon cards while playing Yu-Gi-Oh
>>12451630>gold>90'sI'll just leave this here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Gold_and_Silver
>>12451638Okay! Kick away!
>>12451519I'd vote for her
>>12451676I can wait!
>>12451657>2000tfw all of your memories are off by one or two years
>>12451626Spike would be way too embarrassed to ask Rarity for pretty things.Sweetie would just ask for some makeup and hoof polish telling Rarity that it's just for pretty makeup parties with her friends. She'd even take some of Rarity's jewelry and perfume without her knowing because she wants Spike to be the prettiest dragon he can possible be.
>>12451674>bunny >osecution>prosecutionFluttershy pls, you can't circumvent the legal process just for bunnies, das racis'.
>>12451519>every time i see her comics i have the desire to draw my own>no good ideasbleh
>>12451708It's reverse racism.
>>12451710What's your favorite pony I'll give you an idea right here and now.
>>12451730but he's a white bunny
RECOMMEND ME SOME GOOD HUMAN FAPFICS FUCK
>>12451708Check your privilege. She's correcting a social injustice.
>Cant get wasted on MLPG today..>Have to use the keyboard covered in moss.>Want to get wasted but heath screening has a blood draw that i have to use.Ambien is the best drink in the world.If i stay on too long I may make a story about tabasco. :Ambien edition!
>sketch something that looks great>start rendering it>starts heading toward uncanny valley
>>12451674Fuck this picture gave me a brony moment.
>>12451762in my experience that means you fucked upor your values aren't subtle enough
>>12451530>tfw Kevin left my town>he was from the first batch of villagersKeep lifting, Kev ;_;
>>12451748I'm still pretty jealous of the mossy keyboard from the first time you talked about it
>>12451752Fluttershy's got social anxiety in the middle of the market, she keeps telling herself noone is watching her or judging her and that it's all in her head. Then she looks down and notices the floor tiles and makes a game of trying to step between them. Zoom out and everyone's watching her walk awkward and trip in the middle of the street.
>>12451674>>12451519Yeah, I think Fluttershy would totally be into Animal Crossing.>"Everyone in town is so nice!">"And I'm not scared to go out and meet them!"
>>12451519I noticed darf made a fic about Isabelle in Equestria or some shit like that. Anyone know if it's good or not?
>>12451806>nice>the racoon mafia not breaking her legs for being late with payment
>>12451806Until she turns it off without saving and that fucking faggot starts yelling at her and demanding an apology.
>>12451805Ohh i like this, thanks i'll save it.
>>12451811I haven't read it, but the way he talked about it it sounded like it was a parody
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>12451824She'd never flaunt the rules like that.
>>12451814But AnonTom Nook controlling you with debt is a shit headcanon.
>>12451811I haven't seen him in months. Is that seriously what he writes now?
>>12451837Why is she so purple
>>12451837Sitting here, right next to meSipping tea
>>12451854>nook calls her into his office>she crouches, closes her eyes and begins to suck whatever she is instructed to>opens her eyes>its a hot dog>he tells her next time it will be for real.
>>12451854>headcanonIf only it was anonIf only it was...
Would you go to a pajama jammy jam with the CMC and tell go stories and braid each other's manes?
>>12451915Do I have have to call it that?
If pony offered you a flower would you eat it?
>>12451824>>12451850>Accidentally resets the game>Quietly sits through Mr. Resetti's lecture, head bowed and eyes on the floor between reading every word of it.
should I watch Clannad
>>12451915Sure, but I sleep in the nude.
All pony haircuts are just very elaborate mohawks
>>12451915I'll go if I don't have to call it that.
>>12451930What kind of flowerSome flowers can kill you anon
All I play in league of legends is support because I'm too beta to fight over roles.
>>12451936they don't in eghuman > pone
>>12451943Do you not trust pony? Do you think she would offer you a poisonous flower?
>>12451958>playing moba shit>ever
>>12451921>>12451937You have to call it that.If you don't the girls will not think you're cool enough to hang out with them.>>12451935You cannot attend a pajama jammy jam unless you wear some pajamas. I'm sorry, anon, but you won't be invited.
>>12451958I only play top and I get shit on constantly
>>12451959Human will never be better than pone anon.
>>12451968But my hair is too short!
What last.fm radio should I play while drawing
>>12451971does pone have beeg tities?
>>12451968FineuhhhhhhhBut I'm wearing all sweats and calling them pajamas.
>>12451960Pony has multiple stomachs
>>12451971PONE is just human in pone body because pone is human invention
>>12451978Then they'll just paint your hooves and give you a makeover.You could even have your own fashion show.Wouldn't that be fun?
>>12451997No, fortunately not.
>>12452019then sorry but i enjoy tits, hips, legs, ass and hands in one same package
Which pony has the biggest appendix?
Given the chance I would go to Equestria no questions asked.
>>12452045Well you're wrong. Pone has been scientifically proven to be perfect.
>>12452054There are people here who wouldn't?
>>12452079The apple family is just full of qts.
>>12452093Shame about the whole "earth pony" thing.
>>12452087They probably have bright futures or something because they're not burnouts or autistsPff fags
>>12452096>ponies are attracted to humans in canon
Which one do you take?
>>12452096>yfw she's clearly saying "FUCK!"
>>12452096she seemed also attracted to pone brad
>>12452110While Earthies aren't as great as the almighty unicorn master race, they are still very cute.
>>12452130all of them.
>>12452130Why is Rarity so turned on by Dash fucking her waifu?
>>12452110>ShameStay in the sky where you belong son. Leave the Apple mares to the REAL MEN
>>12452096>She wants dick she will never get.
>>12452159They also have magical sticky hooves that are about as dextrous as hands.They can even play complex stringed instruments.
>>12452181Twilight is clearly in the pony world and has feeling for a human.
>>12452205In this movie, yes. But in the show? She'll never mention or think of him again. Which is why he said to choose between EQG and (show) canon.
>still thinking that earthies are shit>when they're good enough to be in the aristocracy
>>12452218She's still going to cry his name when she rubs on off on a book.
>>12452273>push her down the stairs
>>12452273As long as you take it in the ass until then.
>>12452159>While Earthies aren't as great as the almighty unicorn master race>not as good as unicorns>not better than unicorns
>>12452273They better not be as terrible as you
>>12452273>implying she could pick out the real father when thousands of men have cum inside her
what if pone wasn't in love with you
Give me one apple mlpgNothing else, just one
>>12452299What?They're all right, but Unicorns are better.Stop looking at me like that.
>>12452328What if you weren't in love with my dick?
>tfw watching adventure time>tfw korean unicorni'd love an episode of MLP where a new pony comes to town and only speaks a foreign language with no translation.
I WISHI WISH I WISHYOU DED
>>12452378Saddle arabia niggaThe potential is there
>>12452399>Saddle ArabiaI think you meant the Crystal Empire, Anon.
>>12452378French would be the only option considering they are in Canada
>>12452411>wanting anything to do with the Communist Coalition of Crystal Ponies
>>12452422>angry french speaking pony>gets offended when anyone tries to speak to them in ponenglish>doesn't like the other ponies that speak fancy either, though
>>12452428What about the Griffon Equalist Tribes For Undeniably Cool Kids Eating Dicks and Shit?
>>12452428Meghan McCarthy will never pass up an excuse to use the Crystal Empire again. And again. And again.
>>12452399I think that's a little too derka derka jihad for 'murrika
>>12452469Not if they just give it an Arabian Nights kind of Aladdin spin
>>12452476I mean as a spoken language.They could do it well, but look how poorly a certain cross eyed mare fared.
APPLES APPLES APPLES
>>12452498Most americans don't even know what arabic sounds likeor farsior turkishor even greekthrow any language that isn't russian, german, french, spanish, japanese, or chinese at them and they'll probably guess the wrong name for it
>>12452536Exactly.They're all "turrist speak"
>>12452536>speak welsh>DO ALL RUSSIANS LIKE CAVIAR?
>>12452551>stubble>not a full, wispy neckbeard
So how do I avoid being torn to sheds at this part?
>>12452571He's too young for the low-testosterone beard to grow out, even if he doesn't shave it. He's cursed with the fuzz.
>>12452573I dont understand whats happening in this comic
horse is dedlewd confessions time
>>12452622I'm still a little bummed that no one ever wrote that epileptic Rarity fic
>>12452617>nyahIS SHE A CAT?
>>12452639>bat pony acts like a cat when you make love to her+5 boners
>>12452617This thing turned out surprisingly decentNothing special, but I was expecting far worseGood on that guy, I guess
>>12452622i have never fapped to marker
>>12452653There needs to be more cute porn comics.
>>12452653I fapped to it.Im not proud.
>>12452622My cousin once asked if I could teach her how to use Photoshop. I intended on making regular visits under that pretense so I could eventually coerce her into letting me fuck her. I chickened out and never taught her let alone set foot in that house.
I think pony is cheating on me.What should I do?
>>12452684AnonThat has nothing to do with ponies
>>12452686You've got to drown out the cheater's seed with your own.
>>12452622I really don't know what to confess since there's nothing I did that I should be ashamed of
>>12452688what if his cousin is a pony
>>12452706Then he should have hit that sweet, sweet marepussy
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
>>12452714Wait how the fuck did you do that?I thought moot disabled that___________________________________________
>>12452729>le double shift gayming keybard test>>>/g/
>>12452728Would have been filly pussy at the time
>>12452653>called decent in mlpgthis is a milestone for me.
>>12452715>>12452672what you don't want one?I have 2
>>12452729>>12452756I don't get it.
>>12452788/g/ makes people writer The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog while holding both shift keys for I don't know what keyboard test
HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG
H CK BN FX JMS V H LAZ DG
>>12452824Quit fat thumbing the keyboard.
>>12452805http://blog.controlspace.org/2010/08/n-key-rollover-what-it-is-and-how-to.htmlIt's basically for gaming keyboards.
>>12452830Cant help it
no seriously how the fuck do i make light sources worksend help
>>12452844it's not the worst shading I've ever seen
http://derpicdn.net/media/W1siZiIsIjIwMTMvMDcvMzAvMDhfMjJfMTlfNzc3XzM4NTk3OV9fZXhwbGljaXRfbnVkaXR5X3ZhZ2luYV9ibHVzaGluZ19hbnVzX3NrZXRjaF9zbWlsZV9jb2xvcmVkX2Nyb3duX2ZhbmdzX3NhdHlyX2FydGlzdF9jb2xvbl9kYXNoX2Z1Y2hzX2Rhc2hfIl1d/385979__explicit_nudity_vagina_blushing_anus_sketch_smile_colored_crown_fangs_satyr_artist-colon--dash-fuchs-dash-.jpgI feel conflicted
>>12452844I don't know.
>>12452844WINGHANDS ARE GODDAMN HORRIFYINGAlso shouldn't there be no shade under her hair since the light is from the 3DS and there seems to be no light source from a above?
>>12452844think of the light source as an explosive or a wave of waterwhatever gets hit is light what doesnt is shadow
Pony should fuck pony
>>12452844Pick a light direction and work from it trying to imagine a 3d shadow reflection.In your image theres like 3 light sources somehow
would anyone be down for an art stram?im a bit tired so i dont think it would be too long but yeah
>>12452856horse bits are sexy.
>>12452729HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z BROWN OG
>>12452805>>12452839Oh, thank you.THE QUICK BOWN OX JUMPS OE THE LAZY DOG
>>12452839>>12452756>/g/>gayming keyboards>not tiny custom hipster mechanical keyboards clickety clacking down the track
>tfw heavy rain>metal roofFUCK I CAN'T HEAR MYSELFFUCK RAINS
>>12452934I love my mechanical keyboardit feels like heaven for my finger tips
>>12449475What a horrible think to wake up to
http://usmilitary.about.com/od/marines/l/blmarinejobs.htmWhich job would MLPG take?
>>12452937>metal roofAre you in fucking Uganda or hiding out in some garden shit
>>12452946Subsistence Supply Clerk.
>>12452956So you would be the guy handing out protein bars and water?
Now now, let fluttershy take care of you!
>>12452946Basic Hygiene Equipment Operator
>>12452978That's not fluttershy, it's an abomination.
>>12452978This is free, right
>>12452946>Unit Diary ClerkSO IT'S LIKE WRITING LETTERS TO THE PRINCESS?!?
>>12453005I'm sorry that's a typo. You get to catalog the cow's output.
>>12452946>Joining the Marines
I did it, I finally became the little pony.
>>12453043how are you typing
>>12452999Well she is Canadian...
>>12453035At least you have good JOB SECURITY.