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>>12435514No wonder they have such ugly ponies on the show.
>>12435514But she is not real, anon!
Anon, bring us the filly, and wipe away the debt!
>>12435513Well, all the hints have been for Rarity, so it's probably going to be Rainbow Dash.
>>12435540not with that attitude
>>12435531Do you have a folder full of marker images with various filenames, or do you have them just listed in a .txt, or are they made up on the spot?
>>12435531Cadence speaking valley girl, fund it
>tfw Trixie and Chrysalis will never be in an episode together
are the mare vaginas on the show real?
>>12435609>practicing winkingDo you also practice getting a bon- oh wait, she's actually winking in that pic.
>>12435559>>12435577I know, right? I'd like Cadance to be a fun-loving pony like that.>>12435572I usually make most of them up one by one on the spot sometime during a thread to have them ready. Then I just keep them around.
>>12435596>Trixie will never be in a new episode
>>12435651Can you post Princess with no chatter.png? I don't think I have that one.
What will MLPG be like in a years time
http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/mlpfim-fan-favorite/?adFree=trueReminder to cast your daily votes for Applejack
>>12435680Given the trajectory this has gone over the last 2 years, a vile hive of scum and villainy.
>>12435680>Your waifu a shit>I love Twilight Sparkle> >tfw Gilda used to be cool before her return
>>12435695>a vile hive of scum and villainy.Wait, what are we now?Or do you mean we'll be Korra fans in a years time?
hey guys what if
>>12435680Who knows what will befall us next February
>>12435667Celestia is really pink here
remember when equestria prevails drew marker pony?
>>12435709Woh woh, let's not go overboard with the insinuations. Korra is shit.
>>12435680>the CMC spinoff is NOT CANON, quit posting it>Did anyone else like Twilight before she was a princess?>do you think we'll get a beach episode next season?
>>12435730I know Korra is shit, but I'm just saying Korra fans are worst than a unholy abomination of /v/,MLPG and /mu/ combined
>>12435731>tfw there will NEVER be a beach episode
>>12435731>tfw no beach episode
>>12435731>twilycorn doesnt seem so bad anymore now that they turned her into a draconequus
>>12435731>>12435745>EG gets the beach AND hot spring episode as a two parter.
>>12435697>Your waifu>not you're waifu>>12435742True.I used to hate anything pon-related early last year, but what made me leave /co/ for months wasn't even that, but Whorra fans clogging up the board.
>>12435749>sunbutt on the beachuuunf
>>12435680>Applejack is the best princess. THE BEST>Do you think we'll see Babs Seed next season? I want to know if she has a cutie mark yet.>I heard they're going to bring back an old villain, do you think it will be Grogar again?
I like everypony
pony thinks you are a good person
>>12435762>Gee, I can't stand the heat anymore today>K guise, daytime is over
>>12435776that's kind of ponyI think pony is a good pony
>>12435745what would be worse is a beach episode and the ponies ARNT in swimsuits
>>12435767but what if the pone was eclipsed by the moon
>>12435749>You are now aware of the double rainboom/blind oc whatever the fuck her name was did a beach fan episode it would be hailed as the next coming of Christ and Mohammed combined.
>>12435776Pony is wrong. I'm a lazy piece of shit and will never amount to anything in my life.But it's nice to know that pony thinks otherwise. I think pony is a good person, too.
>>12435745What kind of rumbling is that?
>>12435758If only for the fanart, then sure.
>>12435755I love this, it's so cute.
>>12435714then I would
>>12435799the best kind
How much is pony?
>>12435790>>You are now aware of the double rainboom/blind oc whatever the fuck her name was did a beach fan episode it would be hailed as the next coming of Christ and Mohammed combined.No, I don't think anyone has really been far even as decided to do that.
>>12435785then I wouldn't know what comes next, because that is the end of the song, anon
What the fuck is Homestuck?
The cake is a lie!
>>12435850There's at least 3 kinds of cancer in that picture. Someone should post it on /v/.
>>12435850I always find Dash playing video games on a couch cute
>>12435850Hah, Pinkie with the VVVVV guy, I love it.
>>12435814this seems like a crop
>>12435860Edgy teen web comic.
>>12435871They're usually for the best
>>12435860Kids and fun.
>people still think there will be a season 4
>>12435869I would be pleased.
>>12435850You know you could have posted your opinion without looking like a fucking retard, right?
>>12435892>people still think the show will end with just season 9
>>12435850what if instead of pandering it is just a young kid who draws the things he likes?
>>12435911There's nothing wrong with it, that anon just needs a breather from mlpg I think
Fuck you guys, Gilda deserves to come back much more than Trixie, and I'm not even a Gildafag.
>>12435850Those are some pretty cute ponies, I like the Dash especially.
>>1243589265 episodes they said
>>12435911That'd be really autistic
>>12435897there are people who spend so much time in 4chan they are only able to talk and give their opnions in ironic shitposting meme speak. one of the reasons steamchat is so awful since its filled with these people yelling ironic memes at each other nonstop.
>>12435931>>12435892If this show doesn't go syndicated I'll eat my replica applejack hat. No really they'd be stupid not to, even if they turn the damn thing into an abomination of it's former self it will still go on.
>alicorn bat OCs>>12435836
>>12435895Are we in agreement that Trixie is the best pone?
>>12435965Not even close, but she's okay
>wake up>look in mirror>see this
How much pony is a pony?
>>12435980contemplate suicide for becoming worst ponytypical day, really
>>12435980I look in the mirror and see a PoV of fluttershy looking in the mirror, in the mirror?
>>12435980kill myself for turning into worst pony
>>12435965We are not, but I do quite like her.
>>12435996I ain't Seth.
>>12435980have lesbian sex with Dash
>>12435999>>12436006>>12436015but you have no where to go but up being that pony
>>12435980even though it is a shitty pony she is still a famous super hero with close connections to the queen of horses who can do pretty much anything she wants and never has to get a real job.i would take that life
>>12436018What if laundry pone?
>>12436028I kill myself
>>12436036>I want you inside me Anon~
>>12436029>a famous super herowhat's her power? being worst pony?
Oh boy, best pony time!
>>12436054She's like the Aquaman of the Mane 6.
>>12436054being yellow duh
>>12436036fuck i hate all laundry after being a minimum wage slave working in a drycleaners for a year it was awful.
>>12436061Now this guy has taste.
>>12436074Shit taste, that is
>>12436061Considering people wanting to kill themselves over being yellow pone I think not
>>12436069A badass who gets a lot of shit from people who don't actually pay attention to the material they are from?
>>12436080it takes a great sacrifice to eat shit all day so that we don't have togive him some respect
>>12436054well they used to NEED flutershy's element to activate the EoH but now that princess twilycorn can use the elements all by herself even without the crown and amulets they dont need fluttershy around anymore.
>>12436083They want to kill themselves because they can't handle the greatness
>>12436092no, the 3rd wheel
>>12436083See I don't get that. I mean you have to at least admit she's cute. All the main ponies have that going on for them.Now if she really is your least favorite that's probably for the best since you wouldn't want to inhabit the body of any pony you actually like for fear of their personality disappearing. Fluttershy should be the best pony for this scenario for them.
>>12436108Of a car?
>>12436118of a bike
>>12436108See this is what I'm talking about.
>>12436115>implying I wouldn't want my mind to be assimilated by my favorite pony's personality
>>12436125everyone in DC is a third wheel compared to batman and superman
>>12436136but anon there are other ways to be inside your favorite pony
i only like fluttershy when she is a dog with a penisi only like dj pony when she is giant and has a giant penisi think i have a problem
>r/trueclop existsHaha see you later shitlords
>>12436146goodall the more real dj pone for me
>>12436150why even botherall porn gets posted to derpibooru anyways
>>12436145>implying there would be anything left of me by the time she was done
>>12436166making her a fat obese sack of shit fetish fuel is just as bad
>>12436146>i think i have a problemnah, you just like dicks!we all like dicks here...
>>12436169fuck i think i am going to have to finally learn how to use derpibooru
>>12436180Who said anything about that?
>>12436188>its slow as shit right nowguess i will try later
Have you worshipped your princess today, MLPG?
>>12436213Yeah, the servers are shitting themselves right now
>>12436220You don't worship princesses.
>>12436220ever day after I wake
>>12436233I wonder how that anon is doing with his twilight plush
>>12436220I'll come back once it's set
>>12435980I would hug myself for being best pony!>>12436061Dang straight!
>>12436250a wild qaws appears
>human skeleton not included
>>12436265OH JESUS FUCK THAT THING IS CREEPY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYaYhNDnImk>HD version finally available>it's not loud enoughOhhh, why!?
>>12436265Is it one of those famous Japanese fuckdolls?
>>12436244I've been good to her
>>12436270Corporate meddling and Shit eaters.
>>12436282You ever gonna take that tag off?
>>12436282I want one too ;_;
>>12436282Did you give that pony a heartfelt hug yet?
I'm glad we'll never get a beach episode.Beach episodes are stupid
>>12436312Why is her mane so long?Not that I'm complaining, it looks really cute
>>12436296Yeah I will soon.>>12436308Why not get one then? She was worth it. >>12436312Yes
>>12436315I think they can be pretty good, but it wouldn't fit into MLP at all
>>12436315beach episode are for weeabos
>>12436315>tfw no pirate episode
>>12436321>Why not get one then?They are out of stock.
>>12436326Anime tends to have hot spring episodes for that
>>12436327WE BE GETTING A PIRATE COMIC MATEY. THAT BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
>>12436315But anon, we have a beach episode.
>>12436333Oh shit. Did not realize that, I wish you luck in procuring one soon.
>>12436339God, Pinkie is just the best.
>>12436337>comic>tfw I didn't even read the comic
>>12436337that's a good ship
>>12436344And why exactly am I supposed to care?
>>12436344because dee jay pon three is the epitome of modern social justice and/or boys doing girl things and/or pandering to get brony support
>>12436344>shi >hirwhy are you using a pony thread to "spread your message"
>>12436337Really following the comics is a great way to see what kind of episodes won't be in S4.
>>12436374she's going to be a tranny.
>>12436344>http://eranfolio.com/Holy shit she's good
>>12436411HE'S A MAN BABY
Pony with condom in mouth Y/Nhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/649e8c7d558c3a81cbcf9c77602d4e5b/tumblr_mqpe1o3ApL1re3fvlo1_1280.jpg
>>12436427No, she's a she.
>>12436427What are you even rambling on about
>>12436429why? can't get pony pregnant
>>12436429Only if she's got a dick.
>>12436429It's almost like the dude who drew this has never seen a condom before in their lives
>>12436456YOU DRAW PONY WITH CONDOM IN HER MOUTH BETTER THANMake it Rarity.
>>12436456or genitals or docks or horse legs
>>12436433Maybe you can and we don't know it yet
good morning mlpg
>>12436432Some anon doesn't know the difference between gender and biological sex.Nothing unusual here.
>>12436486But that's not scientifically possible
http://imgur.com/HI1QyOJRarity has an important business meeting to get to so hurry it up.
>>12436508But that's not what Celestia said.
>>12436518I want to father her child and be a good husband for Lyra.
>>12436495>both cancers killing the show in one picture
>>12436561McCarthy's not in the pic though.
hey anon I lost my lunch moneygimme yours
>>12436551Sure, I would cuddle with you, Minty pony.
>>12436561Stop don't talk shit about my waifu
>>12436573HaI've benched more than you
>>12436584What if she tasted like pretzel instead of mint?
>>12436573fuck off lyra
>>12436588Twilight, MANNERS! You are a noble now! Act like one!
>>12436608She knows how to be a princess.You don't.
>>12436608Shut up Rarity. Goddamn why are you so obsessed with Twilight acting like a proper princess anyway?
>>12436632princess of worst pony
>>12436616now go away with your girlfriend i'm sure she will give you food
>>12436536>>12436551>>12436584but could you father your monster child
>>12436648she's trying to live out her desires through Twilight, like those pageant moms
ive been a bad pony
>>12435514For those who weren't lurking the seedier parts of /mlp/ this week, this list got updated
>>12436659I would a satyra
>>12436674And what does the master do to bad ponies?
>>12436619You are such a cutie.>>12436659I would cherish her and make her grow up in a very nice environment.
>>12436684thanks for the update about shit we don't care about
>>12436648I love that fic about Rarity and Twilight.
>>12436265I think the watermark just makes it even better.
While it is true that all ponies are pretty, Mint Pone just has that extra little bit of prettiness.I guess it's her color scheme
>>12436663It's going to be awkward when Rarity becomes a princess.
>>12436705why is she so much better than Twilight
>>12436739She probably just tastes like a horse though
>>12436389Pretty much. We know that Big Mac isn't getting an episode soon.
>>12436744Superior mint pony
>>12436740>rarity becomes a princess>nobody in canterlot knows who she is still aside from fancypants>still trying and failing to push a fashion line
>>12436762Probably for the best. Unless they were creative about it, it would probably be pretty boring.
the hardest part of doing something is doing it
>>12436753how dare you have that opinion?
>>12436782Why do you keep posting this
>>12436791because I like it
>>12436764She's gonna make it someday.
>>12436798Yeah well i don't like thing, so stop posting it.
>>12436809sorryis this better
>alicorn bats are now a popular thing in the batpony generalsi hate mlpg but i am glad we wouldnt put up with that bullshit here
>>12436829Yeah now it looks like some shitty OC so it's harder to give a damn.
>>12436838that was just me posting a 6-month old pic from tumblr anon
>>12436838>>alicorn bats are now a popular thing in the batpony generals>Alicorn batsNo,you have got to be kidding me?
>>12436759I cannot find the link. An anon took a request about Rarity prepping Twilight with her new wings one night and trying to teach her about being a royalty. It has a wing unf moment, if I recall.
Oh please the first thing Rarity will do as a alicorn is fuck Twilight to keep their unicorn-alicorn bloodline pure.
>>12436865Daisy, you're amazing!
>>12436869but they're both mares
>>12436829>>12436798>>12436782 What was the request for this drawing anyways?
>>12436891spider x pone
>>12436905In the sense that both of her parents are unicorns, unlike some race traitors
>>12435980I go around kissing all her friends to find out which ones like it, then I add them to my shipping tree.
>>12436864The one where in the end Rarity gets her drunk and it's implied they have sex?
>>12436915That is a strange request.
>>12436941This is a strange board.
>>12436918I bet one of Fluttershy's parents is an earth ponyit's why she is so bad at flying
>>12435526Oh hey I'm on the Who's Who. Nifty.
>>12436941I support spider x pone
>>12436957>it's why she is so bad at flyingno she's bad at flying because she's fucking useless.
>>12436957they both cut off their wings in shame because of their daughter who cannot into flying
>>12436960Man I loved that fic.Especially since it was my request.I wonder what that writeanon is doing now.
>Twilgiht Sparkle: PMC
>>12436975She's a Pegasus that's afraid of heights.Even Spike made fun of that
>>12436975She can't be genetically useless as well?
>>12436996man that's such a nice plush
>>12436957maybe both her parents weren't pegasusi, so she had no early exposure to flying.
>>12436996It's fucking hilarious that they made a shot specifically to show that there's no hole.
>>12437025What, she couldn't flap her fucking wings? A baby with disabled parents can learn to walk just fine.
>>12437025Then how did she get to cloudsdale?
>>12437039Catapult, same way applejack did with RD.
>>12437006you don't know thatscootaloo on the other hand...
>>12436993haha what, who the fuck even uses those acronyms
>>12437054But RD landed at Twilight's place.
>>12437066Literally no one.Some kid tricked their parents
>>12436993>tfw no sex barbecue
Derpibooru really needs a new host.
>>12437066>Not using PMC in every conversation
>>12437096I know that feel. I'm trying to look up more satyrs and I keep getting bad gateway errors
Would you be her servant?
>>12437112No, I hate fun
>>12436996berys hole? :-DD
>>12437110I keep coming up with results from that one traditional drawfag who draws his anon as a self insert. It's creepy as fuck given the stuff you see him drawing.
>>12437112>princess ponkSo she's basically slaanesh then
>>12436990probably deadlike most writefagswhich is goodbecause fanfiction is shiti miss our writefags
>>12437112NoI only serve Princess RarityAnd Princess Twilight too sometimesSometimes both. Oh god how glorious it is when it's both
>>12437119its just a buzzword anyway
>>12437143>tfw chistery never wrote
>>12437055I'm not sure it needed that much set-up
>>12437112I'm doing chores with Princess Applejack.
>>12437158Could've been done in one panel.
Let's do this, MLPG.Favorite Female:Favorite Male:3 Other Favorite Characters:3 OTPs:Notp: Funniest character:Prettiest character:Most Annoying Character:Most badass character:Character I’d like as my BFF:Female Character I’d Marry:Male Character I’d Marry:Character I hate/dislike/least like:
>>12437156>no Trixie/Twilight pen pals
>i just jacked off to this guys anthro futa 420 weed pony OConce again thanks to ponies i reach a new low in my lifehere is the pic for those wonderinghttp://imgur.com/7g7c7YWthis guy has been getting a bunch of commissions of his futa pony oc, he is just like nanaki.
>>12437167>Winona still not a princessFucking dropped.
What if Fluttershy tried face sitting for herself?
>>12437170is this implying I'd also marry a dude pony?
I was told Shining is DnD fag?
>>12437170>Favorite Female:Rainbow Dash.>Favorite Male:Shining Armor>3 Other Favorite Characters:Fluttershy, Rarity, Gilda>3 OTPs:What's that?>Notp: What's that?>Funniest character:Fluttershy.>Prettiest character:Rarity.>Most Annoying Character:Pinkie Pie.>Most badass character:Queen Chrysalis.>Character I’d like as my BFF:Fluttershy.>Female Character I’d Marry:Rainbow Dash.>Male Character I’d Marry:Dunno, probably Soarin.>Character I hate/dislike/least like:Pinkie Pie.
>>12437183THAT ONEit was a great idea
>>12437170Favorite Female: LunaFavorite Male: Blueblood3 Other Favorite Characters: Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Celestia3 OTPs:Twilestia, Pinkie Dash, TruebloodNotp: What?Funniest character: PinkiePrettiest character: TwilightMost Annoying Character: PinkieMost badass character: Rainbow DashCharacter I’d like as my BFF: Female Character I’d Marry: TwilightMale Character I’d Marry: BraeburnCharacter I hate/dislike/least like: Sombra
>>12437186would you bow before your dog
>>12437184I hope you at least didnt jack off to that specific pic. That would be kinda weak
>>12437193Her only regret would be that she only has one ass to give your face.
Rarity's regal, regal rump
>>12437170RarityMacApplejack, Trixie and Derpyrarijack, flutterdash and twixieSweetieRarityDashChrysalisI'm not a faggotI'm not a faggotI'm not a faggotFluttershy
>>12437221Well I'll be. Now I imagine Shining Armor playing DnD with his little sister considering Twilight and SA does everything together.
>>12437260>I'm not a faggotGet the fuck out
>>12437170DashFancypantsPinkie, Rarity, Zecora>shipping>shippingPinkieDashPinkieChrysalisBraeburnNoneNoneFluttershy
>>12437193she would probably get what is coming to her
>>12437170>Favorite Female:Pinkie Pie>Favorite Male:Fancy Pants?>3 Other Favorite Characters:Twilight, Octavia, Lyra>3 OTPs:Twinkie, Rarijack, Twilestia>Notp:Flutterdash>Funniest character:Pinkie Pie or Rarity>Prettiest character:Pinkie Pie>Most Annoying Character:Rainbow Dash>Most badass character:___Spike___>Character I’d like as my BFF:Pinkie Pie>Female Character I’d Marry:Pinkie Pie>Male Character I’d Marry:Bubble Berry>Character I hate/dislike/least like:Diamond Tiara
>>12437273Shining armor is always a girl character.Twilight is always herself.Together they have zero sexual tension.
>>12437273I can see Cadance and SA playing DnD but he's going to throw his minies away for Cadance.
What if 4chan.org/mlpg/ redirected to the current general?
What guilty pleasure does each pony have?
>>12437170Favorite Female: CelestiaFavorite Male: Fancy Pants maybe?3 Other Favorite Characters: Dash, Twilight, Fluttershutter3 OTPs: >shipping PrincestNotp: FlashLightFunniest character: Dash or DiscordPrettiest character: CelestiaMost Annoying Character: The Cake twinsMost badass character: ComicChrysalisCharacter I’d like as my BFF: TwilightFemale Character I’d Marry: My waifuMale Character I’d Marry: That's gayCharacter I hate/dislike/least like: The cake twins
>>12437303Japanese people are weird. Why would you even hesitate?
>>12437306Lesbian sex.They all fuck eachother in secret and don't know that everyone else is fucking everyone else in secret.
>>12437302Don't see the point seeing as we already have a redirect link that goes to the current general.
>>12437324So game of thrones? But with ponies.
>>12437307Yeah, fuck the Cake twins. They're sooo bad.
>>12437331Is the outfit too small for her or something?
is that guy still going?
>>12437170>Favourite Female:Applejack>Favourite Male:Fancy Pants>3 Other Favourite CharactersRarity, Bon-Bon, Apple Bloom>3 OTPS:RariJack, FlutterDash, TwiDash>NOTP:AppleDash>Funniest Character:Twilight Sparkle>Prettiest Character:Rarity>Most Annoying:Pinkie Pie>Most Badass:AppleJack>Character I'd BFF:Rainbow Dash>Female Marry:Rarity>Male Marry:No comment>Character I hate/dislike:Spike
>>12437331I'd comfort her with the barrel of a shotgun
>>12437356I'd rather get to know her first.
>>12437332No, Reu is dead.Also, isn't Reu's favourite female character Cadance or Travis?
>>12437356Help that artist get a better understanding of perspective? Sure.
>Favorite Female:Rarity>Favorite Male:Iron Will>3 Other Favorite Characters:Pinkie, Sweetie, Dash>3 OTPs:>shipping>shipping>Funniest character:Pinkie>Prettiest character:Rarity>Most Annoying Character:Twist>Most badass character:Dash I guess>Character I’d like as my BFF:Pinkie>Female Character I’d Marry:Rarity>Male Character I’d Marry:Shit nigga u gay>Character I hate/dislike/least like:Twist
>Rarity gets lost in the Everfree>5 minutes of her not finding the exit and slowly loosing her mind>eventually she makes a huge scene about living in the forest, away from civilization, like an animal, forever doomed to be a brute>cut to a small clearing in the forest with some crude furniture she made herself>she's proud of what she did>she tries to live her life normally>bed is shit, no soap, water is dirty, and so on>she finally snaps>later we see a scared Timber wolf running trough the forest being chased by something>It's Rarity>She went full savage, mane unkempt, dirty as fuck, wearing a bandana>corners the wold, says something how it's about time it became timber wood or some shitty one liner>In the last moment Twilight and her friends found her>she's been gone fore less than a day and she's been near the forest the whole time>Rarity instantly recovers, magics herself back to her normal look and stars explaining how horrible everything is and how they could never imagine how hard is it to live like this.
>>12437260>Not a faggot>Browsing /mlp/Choose one
>not a faget
>>12437374Linky wearing fancy clothes in sweet and eliteshe call her travis for a some reason
>>12437374That blue background pony with the fell cap.I don't have a screencap of it and can't find one with google.
>>12437356I would jam my fist right in there.
>>12437375The only thing I liked was Rambo Rarity
>>12437170>Favorite female:Rarity>Favorite male:Spike>3 Other favorite characters:Octavia, Lyra, Flutters>3 OTPs:wut>Notp:wut>Funniest Character:Applejack>Prettiest Character:Rarity>Most annoying character:Panka>Most badass character:Chrysalis>Character I'd like as my BFF:Lyra>Female character I'd marry:Rarity>Male character I'd marry:I'm not a faget>Character I least like:Rainbow
>>12437494>>Funniest Character:>Applejackmy nigga
>>12437444Spike is a very abusive pony.
Things you find hotLip bitingExcessive vaginal fluidsfisting
>>12437517Pretty much anything that makes her lose her mind
>>12437564How exactly is that position supposed to work?
>>12437444why does spike know more about the human world than twilight.why did celestia have a magic portal mirror for 1,000 years but never bothered to find out what was on the other side.
>>12437517public sex and nudity
>>12437586Anypony would just sound weird.Because fuck logic.
>>12437564we're inching closer and closer to actually fucking horses being an okay common thing.
All-right, the first version of the ponykart.net/mlpg update is out, with a ton of changes and additions and hopefully not too many bugs. I will very likely repost this a few more times as people arrive for Nipone, but here's a rundown:- Everything is now handled within one page. No more page reloading, clicking a stream link only changes the player.- Everything is handled by a websocket server located in France.- The chat is entirely custom-made. Greentexting is only supported if you begin the sentence with greater than. The only chat command available to you as of now is /users, which should list all connected users.You can also change your name and name color using the buttons below the chat.- The streams can be updated completely live. Any changes made to the streams will be automatically pushed to every connected clients. Example: you're watching Everfree NW's con recording on channel 1, channel 2 has another recording from a different day. Channels are updated so they show two live streams that are both different from these. What happens: >if you switch to stream 2, you will automatically see the new stream>the stream you're watching - 1 - will not update immediately, instead a warning will be displayed, clicking that will update the player.- YouTube sync. YouTube videos can now be synced between all users with ~3 second precision, it's a very crude system but it works. Synchronization can be disabled at any time by pressing the Sync button below the chat. As of the current version, if there are 3 youtube videos linked in 3 different channels, they will all be syncing to the one common time, which basically means that at any given point only one video can be synced decently.- Login system: Just enter your name to the name field, leave password blank. Tomorrow I will add a registration form so anyone can register accounts to prevent impersonation or whatever, and I'll grand mod to a bunch of people.http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php
Why aren't you smoking weed everyday?
>>12437620i would fuck a horse
http://www.reddit.com/r/WatchItForThePlotTHESES GUYS STOLE OUR PLOT MEME THAT WE CREATED HERE IN MLPG
>>12437626obama wont let me
>>12437625For a second I thought this was actually about ponykart and I was about to freak outthis is neat too
>>12437653are you retarded
>>12437625Those are quite an improvement. I hope its ready when the con is up.
>>12437676It's online already.
who is ruckiest pony
>>12437494>I'm not a faget>>12437260>I'm not a faggot>>12437276>None>>12437307>That's gay>>12437354>No commentWhat's with all them straightfags in MLPG all of a sudden!?
>>12437686>all of a suddengayfags are just obnoxious, as usual
>>12437686Oh go suck on a futa and quit whining
What if Hasbro did this with their IPs?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELhBTd8_adQ&feature=youtu.be
>>12437686Straight people have always been the majority in this thread. Just compare the amount of "I would fuck that (female) pony" posts with the amount of "I want that dick in my ass" posts.Even if you ignore that probably half of the dick posts aren't completely serious they are still outnumbered.
>>12437710>animei'm not clicking that
>>12437686Just because I like the D doesn't mean I want to marry a horse
>>12437710>Hasbro C&D'd Fighting is Magic>so they can get ArcSys to make the official MLP fighting game
>>12437743Won't let me connect to either the chat or the stream. But maybe the problem is just on my side since no one else complained yet.
>>12437331Get dunked Ross.
>>12437759No one has tried, either. Can you upload a screenshot?Also, there's the fallback ofhttp://ponykart.net/mlpg/index-o.php, which is the old version, in case this one decides to not work.
>>12437759I'm getting it tooShould we panic?
>>12437710Looks cool (muh kenshin, Gintoki kamehameha), but it's not what i expected coming from the fuck awesome Jump DS games.
>>12437773Yeah there's an issue, I'm getting it as well now, hold on.
lets have a game of trying to point out what you think is wrong.>the ears>fluttershy's legs
>Fluttershy will never ask you if you want go kill a bum
>>12437773This is all I get. Also, when I enter a name and hit Log In, nothing happens.
>>12437803Yup, that's what I'm getting too. Working on it.
>>12437758>implying it won't be NRS
>>12437799Cartoon style mixed with a somewhat realistic approach.That barely ever works out.
>>12437799not a big fan of his style but I love AJ and Rarara in the ballon.
>big mac comic sill not scannedcome the fuk on isn't it out yet
>>12437799The ears look kinda detached from the head.
>>12437836I want to see how fucking luck Mac is.
>>12437836>tfw want a big mac
>>12437799the nostrils are in a weird position on the snoutthe pinkie and rarity are still kinda neat. i would only get the full set if there was a heavy discount for buying them all.
I wish there was more alternative art-style like this.https://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1375123756956.png
>>12437799The colors look really ugly.
>>12437857>the nostrils are in a weird position on the snoutOh shit, I didn't even realize that. Kinda looks like Dolphins.
>>12437847mac gets all the mares
>>12437858I wouldn't easily define that as alternative.
>>12437878the nostril on twilight appears to be on the actual top of her snout
>>12437879You know, all those time that Bonbon was with the apple family, I think she is stalking Big Mac.
>>12437879Will there ever be more fleetmac?
>>12437900New ship acquired.
Snake pony is hungrywhat do you get them to eat?
>>12437879Bon Bon is just itching for a rematch
>>12437923Rats, goats, whatever I can find.
Fact:Ponies are the greatest tacticians and warriors ever
>>12437929They're all wanting a piece of the mac.
>>12437948nuh uh Batman is
>>12437950I would dissect those mice
There's something wrong with this thread.
>>12437923Can't snake pony be horny instead and hypnotize another pony to fuck with her?
>>12437967Does Batman fight naked? NoQED
>>12437978i almost laughed but the bitter angry neackbeared in my suspects it was samefagging all along
>>12438000Batman is naked inside of his batsuitdo ponies wear batsuits?
Pony wants you to cut holes in your penis and put rocks in it for her pleasure
>>12438000The one on the left looks cute
>>12437974I guessbut I hope you have a plan to stop them from eating the pony
http://news.sky.com/story/1121842/twitter-rape-row-report-abuse-button-agreedWe must use this great>rapepower nonsexually.Remember to tag all your favorite artists!
>>12438072i wish i could rape people over the internetsome people just deserve it.
>you will never have art friends
>>12438097>you will never have friends
>>12438094I wish I could get raped over the internet
>>12438097>>you will never have fart friends
>>12438097>every time you make a new art friend they stop responding to you after a while >if you ask them whats wrong they say that everything is okay even though they are clearly ignoring you
>>12437923>Clearly Lamia>Even filename says so>"Snake pony"Get your monsters right.
>>12438119i actually had art friendsHAD
>>12438000Zur En Arrh would
>>12438139he hate me now
>>12438119>tfw you stop arting and lose touch with your art friends
>>12438097Wanna be frens?
>>12438151such is life in the zone
>>12438119Try not to think the worse of them. There could be something troubling them that they would rather just not reveal.
>>12438129I never liked that name
YOURE MORE FUN THAN THE COLOR PINK
>>12438165art friends are different than normal friends. keeping them over a long time is pretty much impossible
Suddenly, the mane 6 magically turn into ghosts! What do you do?
>>12438179YOU MEAN WHITE?
>>12438160He said art friends, dooks.
>>12438179Everything is more fun that the color Pink.Pink doesn't exist. Pink isn't a real color
>>12438165I'm not mad at them.I'm just sad that they don't want to talk to me anymore.
>>12438160yo dooks, taking requests? think you can color the pic in the op?
I really like seeing the linkboard every 2 minutes. Great work.
>>12438246>Try meSure, my Queen
>>12438246and in other toy news:http://mlpg4merch.tumblr.com/post/56796098887/rainboom-clown-rarity-photos-emerge-aquaticYes, Hasbro turned Rarity into a clown. For some reason. Maybe the Hasbro toy department hires Ross.
http://yify-torrents.com/>latest moviesi puked
>>12438070Do go on
>>12438279Well, at least we have a decent BDRip now.
>>12438279I love it.
>>12438235this isn't your fault, unless you weren't bothersome or uninteresting
>>12438295I can'tthat was my only filly picture
>>12438211Never hurts to try, you know?>>12438243I actually had that picture in my queue list, I'll be sure to color it when I can!
>>12438339It sounds like you need more then
>>12438211At least dooks knows how to color. All I can do is flats.
>>12438275>Pinkie gets a toyset based around CLOTHES>Rarity gets turned into a clownI will find the people in charge of the MLP toy department and I will fucking slap them silly.
>>12438364Why does pinkie look a little dominatrixy in that?
>>12438314Doesn't make it feel better though.
>>12438399I wouldn't mind Having a romantic dinner with her.
>>12438384well if you like them enough to be your friends you can at least be happy about the fact that they can go on without youthat at least works for me
Does anypony wanna see something cool
>>12438426Works now. One Question though, how much work would it be to either implement a function that turns the timestamp off or moves it before the name instead of placing it between the name and message?
>>12438437She's a romantic pony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Trcqdu1v58huhthis will be streamed during Bronyconwith new trailer and stuff
>>12438453I think I could even do that now, but I don't want to restart the server so I'll just do it tomorrow. Makes sense though, will definitely do that. Also change the color palette button into "submit" or something like that, it's not very obvious.
lets see if this stops it.
>>12438495Thanks!That would definitely an improvement, right now the timestamp is kinda confusing because it keeps shifting its position so you can't quickly compare them.
>>12438496Clever anon is moderately intelligent.
>>12438399superior pink princess
>>12438487>we've been working .. for a month and a halfThis isn't going anywhere.
>>12438524She's just a royal pink jester
>>12438527I thought they had the concept since 2012?
which is the best writer for each pone?
>>12438501sorry man, but that just works for me.if you aren't a coward like me then just try talking to them again. just smalltalk and not art and feel bullshit. i am incapable of doing that, so i have no guarantee.
>>12438550They said in the video that they've been working for a month and a half. Having just the concept doesn't really mean much either.
>>12438552Cindy Morrow = RD.
The piss is disgustingly fast now
>>12437112I most definitely would
>>12438605What makes you say that? Doesn't seem like it's going any faster then usual to me.
>>12438670That's too much pony for my tastes.
If Marker Pony is supposed to be the one that blabs out the legit link board on command, then who would be the one spouting this other one?
>>12438735Someone who should be in a mental institute.
>actually re-read the who's who for the first time in foreverFuck. I never thought I'd get so sad just remembering all these fellow horsefuckers. It's been too long since I've seen some of them.Good times, huh?
>>12438735An evil twin with a gotee
>>12438773>an anti marker ponyWonder what that would be like.
>>12438783>Still not on the who's who>Been drawfagging for months nowThanks Cosmo
>>12438785Now I want to see evil Marker.
>>12438783inb4 the list
>>12438805Drawfags get on it.
>>12438805So do I. It could be the personification of all the shitposting and things we think are wrong in this thread.
>>12438803Who are you? I am just wondering.
>>12438803>still on the who's who>havent been a drawfag for monthshe doesnt update that thing very frequently
>>12438803>they add fucking any body at all who asks>you wont say who you are>you will just play bullshit highschool girl drama games and make people guessfuck you
>>12438830>things we think are wrong in this thread.I'd leave that part out because trying to drw that would cause unholy dramaI like the personificatiokn of shitposting ideaI say we name evil marker twin >>12438773
>>12438856I never got asked and I'm still on there
>>12438831>Evil marker spams the thread>Marker...it's not your fault>Haha fuck you brony horsefucker scum I'm gonna spam this thread until it dies>It's not your fault>Waaa autism knights assemble>It's not your fault>Go cry to twilycorn>Market pony, it's not your fault>F-fuck you mlp is shit>It's not your fault>All I want is to go back to /co/!Then the marker ponies hug and cry.
>>12438867>gotremove that word, I'm a retard
>>12438831Hi>>12438856Woah hey I'm sorry I just don't like using my name when I'm not drawing or defending my waifu. This is the only time I've ever brought it up
pony wants to fuck your butt
>>12438880>/b/read cutie mark10/10 it's OK
>>12438880Okay, I snorted in mirth
>>12438867i think they also added everyone from the friend-offs
>>12438891Ah I was planning to add you and saine. Give me a second.
>>12438880Even /mlp/b/read was better than this.
>>12438880Here's the other>>12438890>>12438903>>12438906MT did it ages ago.
>>12438891>defending my waifuBut you don't have one.
>>12438903bread is dead anywaysThey left the site months ago. Some of them still post on /b/ though
>>12438911Is Endii on there yet?
>>12438925Now is not the time anon Twilight is pure maiden
Would you watch this with Applejack?How do you think she would react to this industrialized process of apple juice brewing?http://youtu.be/uQY_0CrYUL8?t=4m50s
>>12438927>Some of them still post on /b/ thoughHow mentally ill do you need to be to spam and ban evade that worthless shithole of a board for almost 3 years?
YOUR WAIFUI COMMAND YOU TO POST IT EVEN IF NON-PONY
>>12438963No. She already went to bed.
Ok I fixed some things okheart pone redeux
>>12438967Probably the purest >>12438963>
>>12438967Pure enough to marry 200 anons.
>>12438946>watching how it's madeenjoy weeks of your lifetime being sapped away
>>12438967So pure that if you put a cocktail sausage in there she'll bleed.
>>12438979Why is she looking so rather disgruntled? What did I do wrong?
>>12438942>switching waifusWho do you think you are, AppleDan?
>>12438999You should stop coating your food in acid, DD.
>>12438999That is pretty damn pure
>>12439006I've seen better butts, don't give your heart so readily to a perfectly average butt.
>>12438991is this one of those spam bots who takes posts from other boards to post hereor is it just an idiot?
>>12439006I wouldn't actually surprised if this was really Rose, not caring because she knows everyone will assume it's an impersonator.
Twilight Sparkle is as pure as Rarity and Cup Cake.
>>12439001No stop you're gonna kick the bucket >>12439011>"Not THAT kind of love, Anon!"
>>12439012What are you talking about? Twilight's always been my waifu.>>12438967Not mixed or adulterated with any other substance or material.
>>12439027Didn't /jp/ name that bot something? That was fun times.
>>12438991Pony would have let him spend the night on her couch.>>12439013But if I don't, how will I feel?
>>12439030As pure as Pound Cake actually.
>>12439027I'm not a bot, so the latter.
>>12439040You're mistaken, Twilight's my waifu.
>>12439026>I've seen better buttsbut thats a lie. why dont you post one? oh of course you have nothing to post. when will you end the flow of excuses and lies coming from your mouth?
https://the.wubmachine.com/INSTANT SIM GRETINA MAKER
>>12438946>how it's madeand there goes my afternoon
>Afterlifes don't exist>You will never spend eternity with pony
>>12439045He probably didn't even need a wheelchair but stole it from some poor paraplegic kid so he could guilt trip people into giving him money.
>>12439048I don't know what you're talking about
>>12439045its a pretty bad time right now to impersonate the personalblogspambot with the janitor in here right now banning.
>>12439087>non-ponyGET OUT OF HERE, LOSER
>>12439079But he had yellow eyes and crooked teeth, so I don't think he was faking>>12439082I didn't know that, but nor do I care.
>>12439074If you say so
>>12439056You must be young an inexperienced in the art of the ass, there will come a day when you will reach an enlightened understanding of butts. And then, I hope you will see what I see.
>>12439064I hugged your waifu till she begged for mercy.
>>12439102b-but he told me to
>>12439100NoIdea>>12439053I hope you and Twilight enjoy yourselves. But my waifu, Twilight Sparkle, loves me very dearly
>>12439118>>12439064That's a pretty good waifu you got there
>>12439139Yeah...she does look pretty cute...
>>12439118You were clearly dreaming anonThat will not stop me from fighting you though
>>12439104if you arnt a bot here to annoying people then why are you personal blogging in mlpg?
>>12439132Hey, my wife Twilight Sparkle says she's never heard of your Twilight Sparkle before.
>>12439102>>12439122I SAID EVEN IF IT WAS NON-PONY.
>>12439146I would post a picture of a disapproving Harshwinny now. But I didn't save any because she was a shit pony.
>>12439164WHY DO YOU ABUSE HER XIERIL
>>12439154Because I have no one else to talk to.
>>12439146Don't even think about it
>>12439164You hit her every time she gets out of line?
>>12438891Okay, you and saine been added. >>12438931Where does his keep his stuff? I like his Butterfly OC.
>>12439147>That will not stop me from fighting you thoughLike you'd stand a chance against me.
>>12439177>you will never huff Dash's wingpits
>>12439061http://vocaroo.com/i/s04GHnLthOq1Oh wow, it's like I'm really Brony Famous.
>>12439186Your waifu powers are weak old man
>>12439226WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE WITH NO CLOTHES?
>>12439177I'd rub her belly
>>12439236Like naked women.
>>12439235Read a book
>>12439226Seen it all before...
>>12439230She'll never be yours.She doesn't even like you or your slaving ways.
>>12439199Okay, done! Y'all have fun now!
>>12439251>hnnging at anything EG related
>>12439251Fucking bipolar bitch
>>12439226Rarity always gets the short end of the stick in these.
>>12439251I bet Pinkie has a really poofy bush down there
>>12439256But she is already mine anonall mine
>>12439246>being an egghead
>>12439230Tomorrow at the library, 11 o'clock. Waifu showdown. Fists only.
>>12439251Straight hair Pinkie is always cute.
>>12439274You kidding? She looks great.
>>12439285YOU WILL READ
>>12439274I like it, but she's hard to do a good person horse.
>>12439284Except that she's my little pony.Not yours.I've already won.
>>12439226why does rarity look like she's 45
>>12439274In this one Pinkie did though.Rarity >Twilight > AJ >>> Pinkie
>>12439301Haha, I thought that was a real insect, first.
>>12439310You don't wanna know, anon. Just pony on.
>>12439317It's a hard and fast life as a fashionista.
>>12439302This is actually one of the very few Rarity humanizations whom I could imagine with her voice. Most humanizations, including EG, are just a complete mismatch of looks and voice.
>>12439296>saving the shitty versionplshttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0XtJJLvKpwp
>>12439304Poor anon, you do not realize that shes been mine this whole timeClearly she is MY little pony, it says so right on the show
>>12439298>>12439302>>12439319She looks like a haggard older, out-of-touch woman trying to look fancy but running down a checklist. I just don't like the look of it.
>>12439352I think you might have some repressed anxiety over this type of woman anon, do you want to lie down and talk about it?
>>12439352I think what a lot of people forget is that Rarity and the rest of the Mane Six are actually very young.
>>12439345You continue to delude yourself, because you can't accept that she's always been My Little Pony.
>>12439366Lie down on the couch?What does that mean?
>>12439226I want to press that Twilight against a wall and slowly lift her skirt.
>>12439381She doesn't necessarily look all that old in that picture. She could easily be in her late twenties, which seems accurate for the show too.
>>12439403thats niceshe looks a lot better than that rarity
>>12439387That's a nice waifu you have there...be a real shame if something happened to it.
>>12439387Cleary I called dibs on her first anon, making her My little ponyThe law is quite clear on this going back generations
>>12439417Yeah, all of the mane six are in their late twenties.
>>12439420How does this Rarara look?
>>12439396 Lie, lay, lain, ly·ing, lies, pick your tense. Despite your insinuations that's the correct tense for that sentence.
>>12439431>treating a waifu as propertywow you're pretty bad at this
>>12439226Better humans coming through.
>>12439396>>>12439460Step it up, anon
>>12439029I don't really put that kind of thought process into my posts, but I don't care much for what impersonators do either
>>12439431Such spurious claims matter little.She called dibs on me first, making her My Little Pony.
>>12439492You're crazy in the coconut.
>>12439483>that Twilight and Fluttershy
>>12439463It gets people posting bestpony doesn't it?
>>12439483God I would marry and treat with the love and respect such a woman deserves that twilight.
>>12439512Wait, people were posting Fluttershy and I missed it?
>>12439512That doesn't look lewd. That looks like she's trying to hold back a fart.
>>12439533Step it up senpai.
>>12439409>not feeling up her wonderful legs
>>12439548>that SpikeEvery fucking time.
>>12439544what's wrong with her back
I'm going to marry Twilight!
>>12439548>Dash>Runner>Smoking>Applejack not being completely normal and sexy stillSay what you want about rednecks but their women are still top tier.
>>12439573I love you MT.
>>12439573Draw slutty humans
>>12439564All of Doxy's women have severe scoliosis, she's very sensitive about it. Jerk.
>>12439551That's included in the process of lifting up her skirt. Grabbing one of her legs behind the knee and letting my hand slowly travel higher till her leg is wrapped around my hip.
I'm going to marry MT!
>>12439571WITH MY DICK
>>12439578You've never actually lived around rednecks, have you?
>>12439483I would do many, many things to that ponk.
>>12439588She stands rigidly still and doesn't move her legs, trembling and whimpering the whole time. Now what?
>>12439581Nuh uh I was in front first!
>>12439585>>12439564It's not bad. Even I have a stronger arc when I'm on the bench and I'm not even a cartoon character.
>>12439600Depends which part of redneckia, in the communities that actually farm the girls tend to be thinner, it's the redneck cities that have the horribly fat bitches.
>>12439571>>12439581>>12439616Anons, I'm not done being married to Twilight.
>>12439618When you're on the bench.
>>12439615Is it a nervous whimpering or a scared one?
>>12439629Maybe it stays that way if you spend a lot of time there.
>>12439618Is this you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFXRJvmPuIw
>>12439634A mix. She's not trying to fight you off, but she's not reciprocating yet
>>12439627Can I be married to Twilight on the weekends?
>>12439647.. n-no, it's not that impressiveShe shouldn't flare her elbows like that, its not good for the joints.
>>12439585all the jellyhe draws them greati don't know what the fuck you're talking about
>>12439669She's on the benchpress trying to max out, she's already wrecking her shoulders.
>>12439683>that perky buttUNF
>>12439660I'd gently brush her hair to the side and let my breath run over her neck, whispering into her ear if she wants me to go on.
>>12439583here's one.But what's the haps?
>>12439674>All that jellyClearly you don't know the difference between jelly and joking about a very common exaggeration for anatomy. It's practically a trope for the "broken back" woman to be drawn by artists who try to draw sexy things. Is it wrong? No, but it's an outlier that doesn't commonly exist, it's like drawing big ass full lips/tits on every woman, it's done just to be sexy. Which is fine, but funny if you look at compared to normal anatomy.
>>12439722I like this.
What is next japan pony show about?
>>12439737Pony hopes senpai will notice her.
>>12439722Very nice.Think you can do a lewd prom dress Dash from EG?
>>12439723When someone uses "ur jelly" in an argument about artists, it's a very clear sign of shitposting and the purpose of their entire post is to get you to respond.
>>12439737Spike-chan gets a harem
>>12439722that's an interesting human, wonder who she isanyway hey mt
>>12439737Show Stoppers maybe?
>>12439756So you're saying this is bait?
>>12439774Holy shit fuck it's so cute
>>12439774Order Mini Spike the Dragon? Fuck yeah!
>>12439722Not much. I have nothing to do today. Guess I'll draw or wait for a stram
>>12439774Never everI must buy one of those neat ones for $25 before they update them
>>12439774That spike's pretty good, we'll probably see a bunch of dicks in him very soon.
>>12439793What did you do to Angoor?
>>12439752I didn't watch EQG
>>12439780cancer isn't cute
>>12439803I ate his heart to gain his strengthUnfortunately, I didnt get any!
>>12439804Don't blame you really.
>>12439810Build-A-Bear's used that for as long as I can remember, I've learned to filter it out
>>12439822Even in human form shes cute.
>>12439846that's no human