Night Horse edition.Old thread: >>12427326
>>12430108I-I'm too afraid to post my picture!
dan pls go
What's a good place to take pony on a first date?
>>12431581is this you?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mhLvPJBbnA
itchy pony is best pony
>>12431581that depends. which pony?
>>12431596Man, that guy seems legitimately autistic
>>12431599would you scratch not-pony pony?
>>12431627I would give all those kitties belly rubs.
>>12431627>>12431643That's alot of pussy.
>>12431596>shoe soles don't say "LYRA"0/10 no attention to detail would not save
Why is she so perfect /co/?
Which pony has the wierdest fetishes
>>12431636>Every autist must be like fucking Rain Man because I say sotop lel
>>12431638Twilight: observatoryApplejack: hikingDash: air showFluttershy: aquariumRarity: fancy restaurantPinkie: amusement park
Goodnight, MLPG.It's 5 in the morning.
>>12431684How do you think she pays for all the pets?government grants don't give you that many bits.she writes insane smutfics and stories based on all the experinces shed had with animals
>>12431581Twilight Sparkle: MuseumApplejack: Hiking in the mountainsRainbow Dash: Something with speed, like a raceFluttershy: A picnic outside her home and spending time with her animalsRarity: The operaPinkie: Practically anything would make her day
>>12431740But Twilight is smart. Why would stupid people relate to her?
Well, MLPG, it's time to commune with Best Princess. It was fun visiting the thread again. Good night.
everyone is dying
>>12431768Have a best princess lullaby.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW5n3k2VgZE
>>12431782i was summoned
>>12431768Why is Luna so adorable?
>>12431744>Fluttershy has dozens of cameras set up around her cottage>She sells all of the breeding footage on te internet>he keeps all the videos of you two in her bedroom for when you're out of town
>>12431798Go to bed.
>>12431798We need more preggoribbon.
>>12431800non-shitty comic scans where?
Pony doesn't have all day, MLPG
>>12431807>fluttershy can talk about sex and postions and toys with 0 problem.>however if you start to talk to her about genuinely love, not just mutual mastrubation/sex to relive a natural desire she passes out.
>>12431834What is she waiting for?
>>12431834Okay then, Dash. I guess I'm pretty tired.Come to bed.
>derpibooru back upAWWW YISSSSS
>>12431841Weren't you taking her out somewhere?She's getting a little bored.
>>12431874Wha- no.I was going to bed.
>>12431833the Bic Mac micro that pic was taken from. I have yet to see any scans of it that aren't shit, but that one looked pretty good.
>>12431874It's 3AM on a Monday.We don't go out until FRIDAY, Dash.
>>12431836>If you kiss Fluttershy while you're fucking she faints>If you run your hands through her hair when you're playing with her clit she passes out>You often like to kiss her just as she cums>Her body being overstimulated by the orgasm>And yet being compelled to black out>She faints again once she sees your cum leaking out of her
>>12431874It's the middle of the night. I guess I could take her to bed if she wants.
>>12431878Pony just woke up though, she sleeps at weird times of the day. Now she won't settle down.
>>12431836>new comic ideanoooooooooooooooooo i already have other stuff i need to do.
>>12431881These are decent quality to me, http://imgur.com/a/xSKjP#0
>>12431964We're all ded here, anon
>>12431974I'm going to fuck that ded horse.
>>12431899>>12431897>Passing out and sex are inexorably linked since you came on the scene>You don't even need to kiss her any more, she knows you love her. She doesn't need reminding>The link her mind has formed is very evident in the mornings>Waking up with little recollection of what happened prior and seeing you beside her gets her running like a waterfall>You're always up shortly after her
VOTE FOR ME AND I PROMISE FREE PONIES TO EVERYONE
>you will never foreverilly delitise pone
>>12431988Twily is a very cute pony.
>>12432011Magic Horn>Purple Smart
>>12431969>rainbowdash flying and talking to another pegasi thats not the mane 6HERESY, THEY MUST NOT HAVE ANY FRIENDS OUTSIDE OF THEIR CIRCLE!!!!also sweetiebelle is not a clever pony, them fire works
You are dead anonymous. You are DEAD
>>12432031But that's wrong.
>>12432028I'd hug a Pinkie
>tfw can point out drawing mistakes in other peoples stuff but never seem to notice it in your own art till its already inked/coloredFFFFUCK
>>12432058Thanks anon. My dick just exploded.
>>12432093>tfw you always shut your brain off and go with the flow when working, otherwise you contemplate too much and never get the work done.
I hate you
>>12432137I'd settle down into a unsatisfying marriage with a crystal poneWe'd have passionless sex every third night
>>12432132>that feelI don't even know why I'm doing it. I know the rough basics of construction, perspective and so on but as soon as I pick the pen up I ignore all of it and just draw something which then turns out to look like shit.
>>12432148Why. Why am I okay with that.
>>12432162I would hurt pony regardless of their consent
I've been gone all dayWhat did I miss?
>>12432163Because you want someoneIt doesn't have to be the exact right oneAnd what does it matter if you've got some kids running around
>>12432188S4 leaked, it's shit
>>12432185But what if she stares into your eyes and begs you to choke her a little.
>>12432197then I would choke a pony until she faints
>>12432191I-I never asked for these feels.
>>12432215Would you have your way with her while she was out?
>>12432221Don't worry, AnonIt's pretty likely you'll end up with it
>>12432162It's really weird, on the one hand I don't think I could bring myself to actually hurt someone, even if they asked for it.But on the other hand it's pretty hot.
>>12432223no man that shits gay
>>12432223Someone's up to making boners again, I see....
>>12432221>tfw i'm fit and attractive but reject every girls advances because after seeing how hard my parents fell apart i'm afraid of going through the same thingI guess thats why i like pone and waifus... they can't ever hurt me.
>>12432231Only with much less sex.Who the fuck has sex every third night once you start having a real job and living with your fiancé/e
>>12432197I don't think I could do it, she just looks to innocent. It would be like kicking a cat after she rubbed against your leg.
>>12432231Goddamnit. I'm feeled if I do and feeled if I don't. ;_;>>12432249Anons. Stahp.
>>12432221why is she crying
>>12432285She knows she's worst pon.
>Derpibooru is back up>No new Diamond Dog artWhat the fuck is the point
>>12432270>tfw you wonder sometimes if you'll remember mlpg and ponies 20 years from now.>tfw you wonder if you'll be alive then.
>>12432285Because she is worst pony.
>>12432285It's garbage day.
>>12432249>they keep telling you that you shouldn't see them as an example, there are so many happy married couples out there>but you can't see any>so you don't even try
>>12432252>Live with my girlfriend>Have a 9-5 white collar job>Still fuck every night that we're togetherI'm not having sex once a weekFuck that
>>12432296Spiders are so beautiful. One of the greatest beings to walk the Earth.
>>12432285Probably because she's sad.
You know. If I had to be completely honest. If Luna woke me up and took me into the sky to sing some night song, I'd probably punch her in the throatq
Why haven't you improved at art
>>12432296>fluttershy guilty shlicks watching nature do its thing>sometimes she wonders what it would be like if she was the one being killed as per nature.>she cums the hardest during those thoughts
>>12432318She left some poor families without children. Luna's a bitch
>>12432312I wish I wouldn't immediately feel disgust and the urge to get away from them whenever I see them.They are kinda interesting
>>12432296>tfw you can't see your life more than a few months ahead>suicide always feels like it's just around the cornerdepression sucks
>>12432318I'd accept without a second thought. It would be a escape way out of this shitty life and definitely better than taking the alternative of living on welfare
>>12432340It's even worse when you know what its caused by but there isn't really a way to change it.
>>12432371Thank you Fluttershy for demonstrating how to be a complete loser in life. You're an inspiration for people that want to be failures in life
>>12432386...You're drunk aren't you?
>>12432387Or she's just having fun?
>>12432408I'M ENJOYING A TREAT DERRICK
>>12432294>>12432299>>12432387y u guise so mean to poniponi jus wana luv u
>>12432428CAN YOU SHARE?!
>>12432403Pone has had one too many.You should drive pone back to her place, because she's not in a good state of mind to drive. Good thing you snagged pone's car keys while she was singing ''Take on Me'' at the karaoke machine.
Can someone upload that Pinkie Pie gif where she rolls back and forth like a ball? Here's a pony in advance.
>>12432493She doesn't have a car.And her house is like 5-10 minutes away. Ponyville isn't that big. I can just carry her home.
>>12432509You're going to have a hard time carrying her back while she keeps peppering you with wine-flavored kisses.
>>12432524Eh it won't be that hard. Again not that far away. Just get her home, put her in bed because she'd probably fall down the stairs and break her neck and I'll be on my merry way. Also the face she'd made when I remind her of this will always be priceless.
>>12432503Best quality I have.Ask Nonymous the next time he's around, he probably has one with better quality and loop
would you max pony's social link?
>>12432611I have no idea what a social link is.
The only reason you dislike your least favorite pony is because secretly you know she's the best and you're jealous of her.
"It's a poorly balanced, pay-2-kiss pony, with horrible camera issues and a customization 'feature' that is really only aesthetic."8/10 -IGN
>>12432679>sheBut the worst pony is snips.
>>12432679>disliking pony>everAnon I love all the ponies,even my least favorite ones.
>>12432694Her eyes kinda look like she had a concussion, the size difference of the iris/pupil is kinda big.She's a total cutie though, 10/10, would go bankrupt buying kisses from her.
>>12432639>>12432594>>12432575Thank you so much, anons. The gif is hilariously cute!
>>12432679my least favorite pony is scootaloo and I dislike her because of all the annoying scootanons.But as a character I don't hate her at all
>>12432711Pony has an eye condition.
>>12432704Then why don't you love them all equally, you racist?!
>>12432725Pony should fix her eye condition and get cute hearts in it.
>>12432755>cute hearts in eye
I wish sentenal would stop posting as anonymous and making Luna threads for MLPG Generals.
>>12432753Because they all are unique?
>watching the fucking movie for the first timeFUCK YOU GUYS I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS IF IT KILLS ME AND YOU IN THE PROCESS!
>>12432755Sorry, I'm all out of heart-eyes.
>>12432795Then you are dead to me. Also now I need to look for an artist to replace your spot in my rankings. Thanks a lot asshole.
>>12432770What do you want, Pinkie?
>>12432795>>12432806do mine count?
>>12432828Did you draw them? If yes I'll have to send you a paper with questions about your taste in ponies to see if you qualify.
>>12432795Don't worry, I have more
>>12432806>tfw Anon wouldn't need to fill a slot on his list if you became dead to him>he'd just cut off the lowest part of the list
>>12432839Sadly, no. But I have a few of their pictures.>tfw horse manes don't work like that
>>12432816PUT ON THIS CONDOM
>>12432867>>12432876Twiluna OTP any year
>>12432879uhh sweetieI'm a bit thicker than thatLike a lot thicker
>>12432903You. I like you.
>>12432911Not when she's done with you, sweetheart
>>12432911Anon that's Pinkie not Sweetie.You should have your eyes checked
>>12432952uhhhhYeahI'm gonna go hang with Fluttershy then
Pick a pony
>>12432976Fluttershy is so much more rapeible than the other mane 6, and less likely to tell anyone. The thought of cumming inside her while she cries over her lost innocence makes my dick rock hard.
>>12432990RarityOr SweetieOr Twilight
jesus christ we are so fucking dead
>>12432991YepGonna go hang out with FluttershyAnd not youYep, not invitedBarred actually
griffon should griffon griffon
>>12432770How does she do that thing with her mouth?
>>12433014As this will stop me.In fact, you are part of my desire. Tieing up a significant other and making them watch as I rape the woman they love or like makes it all so much more pleasurable.
>>12433027griffy should griffy grifyf
>>12433004>>12432995pick what rarity will be doing
>>12433051Seems like he'd have a little trabble with that.
>>12433065Interacting with spike in a romantic fashion
>>12433065WEARING A HOODY ALL LADY-LIKE AND SHIT
>you will never engage in jolly cooperation with one of Princess Celestia's subjects
>>12433104>or Celestia herself
>>12433065taking spike to go see fancy pants
You're sitting down waiting for someone else to post on a dead MLPG when suddenly this pink mare comes up to you and slaps you with her futa cockWhat do?
>>12433164Stick my dick in her.
>>12433155I don't know what to do with my life anymore
>>12433180Dream about Rarity more.
>>12433164Shoot her because this is getting annoying.
>>12433189What is the point of dreaming when she's not even real?
>>12433164I tell her the risks and benefits of taking Lipitor
>>12433191>>12433130I will never get over the fact that these horrible creatures are a trypophobic nightmare.
>>12433205You don't know that.
>>12433207But they are so cuuuute...
>>12433213Well, then. How do I visit Equestria?
>>12433229Anything I need to do beforehand?
I never knew that Megasweet could be an artstylehttp://derpiboo.ru/384393
>>12433265wow, derpibooru has come back
>>12433276It still hurts, Anon.
>>12433280He's in a better place now.It's Gravity Falls.
Pony should wear hood
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna find a way to Equestria and there I'll be with my waifu.
I wish I had an 8" dick
>>12433314Will you leave a journal for us so we know how you got there?
>>12433319I don't think having an 8 incher would help you get laid, not as long as you have that ugly mug.
>>12433310Fluttershy and Rarity should get together and wear hoodiesDouble points for dorky gansta stylin
>>12433329But then if I did get laid they'd be less likely to leave me
>>12433336T-that hoodie really suits you
>>12433164Slap her back with MY futa cock!
>>12433351>You'll never have a trap or tranny anon to call your girlfriendI'm crie
>>12433347Thanks, dear.That fedora looks...well.....How do I put this?it looks like ass
>>12433330I drew fluttershy in a hoodie a long time ago. A looong time ago.Her and Twily were being hipsters back then.
>>12433357But I don't even wear a fedora...
>>12433369Not anymore you do
>>12433356>you will never be your artbando's trappy boy toy>you will never delight him by wearing cute dresses and being prettyit hurts
>>12433386Is everyone in here gay?
>>12433386>He'll never love you enough to call you his girl even though you aren't that convincing
>>12433398Pretty sure most of us are bi at most with fantasiesI know I'm a mad slut
>>12433398Nope. Although it's weird sometimes knowing that you can have anyone at any given time go totally gay for you. The possibility exists for everyone.Alrighty horse people, pick another pony.
>>12433398ew theres gay people here?
>>12433414>Not being gayWould you even have a foursome with your husbando and watch him pair off with the other guy?Would you trib with the other girl to keep him happy?
>>12433428Pick what Fluttershy will be doing.
>>12433441Wearing a pretty sun dress
>>12433441Not him but napping or cuddling with a teddy bear.
>>12433454I already drew that, but that was a long time ago.Any particular color in mind?
I wish I had a husbando/waifuwhat does it feel like
>>12433462OhWell draw her in a swimsuit
>>12433464Like not having one, with more self-delusion.
>>12433464Like bags of pony.
>>12433464Feels like >tfw your waifu isn't real
while we're one topic, almost forgot to cap this
>>12433464It's like having an imouto or otouto that you can fuck.
pony is getting too old for this shit
>>12433535Pony is already over a thousand years old, she'll be able to handle another few years.
>>12431636Wow, this guy sounds like a gigantic douche.
>>12433596Your waifu is dead.
>>12433601Of course she's dead. She doesn't even exist.
>>12431636>every autist is a masterbrainWhat a fucking autist.
>>12433609How can something be dead if it doesn't exist?
YOUR WAIFU IS AN ACCIDENT
>>12432594morph ball acquired
>>12433632Mistakes into miracles
>>12433632Your face is an accident
>>12431636That was everything I ever wanted to hear.
>>12433632I was an accident.
>Faust: out>Renzetti: out>Larson: out>Morrow: out>Twilycorn: in>Reasons to continue watching horse cartoons: zero
>>12433649>Reasons you're still here: none
>>12433649>larson>outIs that confirmed anywhere?
>>12433649>>Reasons to continue watching horse cartoons: zerohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OVv-J-LXQU
>>12433644It's almost completely wrong though
>>12433644It's completely wrong though.I agree that WAY too many people get diagnosed with autism, but autism doesn't mean that you can tell someone what you ate during the last 8 years on the 6/15 for breakfast and which song played in the radio.
>>12433659On his twitter.
Can we list some shit people used to say/do more often in the early days?>FOREVEEEER>Oatmeal are you crazy>yay>You're going to LOVE MEAnything else? Image macros go as well.
>>12433659He said on his twitter that he couldn't write for season 4 because he was working on his own book.
>>12433601Jokes on you faggot she's a ghost
>>12433682>>12433687Well that sucks.Oh well we have Corey and Charlotte which both are are GOAT tier
>>12433709Speaking of goat, has anyone seen him lately?
Is it cool to watch a child's cartoon now or do you faggots just have nothing to live for?
Speaking of writers does anyone know anything about the new ones?
>>12433680Bits of it were over exaggerated but it was to get the point across. I mean I have a friend who's kid was diagnosed with autism, he didn't start talking until he was 3
>>12433723Holy shit it's this tool again. Didn't think you'd come back.
>>12433740Almost all of it was exaggerated. And if you want to get "your point" across, you better keep to the facts. Because otherwise you are just making yourself look like an idiot who has no idea what he's talking about.
>>12433744Scott Sonneborn seems like a cool guy
>>12433744I'd rather be a tool than be part of this creepshow
>>12433709Charlotte Fullerton? or some other Charlotte?
>>12433794Then why are you here.
>>12433803Why the FUCK would you even respond
>Playing Metal Gear>Finally figure a floor out>Die right at the end because I forgot to equip my rations>Rage quit>Come to MLPG wanting to post Twily in her Escape From New York outfit>Can't even find itHave a Fluttersnake instead
>>12433799Tell us which one your favourite pony is.
>>12433802Charlotte Fullerton. She's writing an episode with i don't know who>Charlotte Fullerton is back on the show for one episode of S4. The episode was co-written with Betsy McGowan, and they worked on it through August 2012.
>>12433808He was here yesterday. He kept posting until he got attention. I don't know. I'll stop.
>>12433810It's easy to guess
>>12433799This isn't entirely /mlp/, MLPG is a subcommunity within /mlp/. You were probably told to come here because you posted pony images, which are not allowed on 4chan anywhere but here.
>>12433823>lunaEh...could be worse.You could like Fluttershy
>>12433833> you posted pony images,Nope. There's a whole separate thread with text like "Russians, go to /mlp/, you'll like it"
>>12433849Oh. In that case it's because all bigger boards on 4chan hate /mlp/ and they want to screw with us by sending you russians here.
>>12433841Don't like her at all. Only Pinkie is worse than Shy.Also, as I'm here and can ask.What do you think about EG at 4chan?
>>12433859It's pretty terrible
>>12433859We either hate it or think it's mediocre as fuck.>Pinkie>worse than FSThose be fighting words nigga
>>12433859>Only Pinkie is worse than Shyyou are dead to me
>>12433859I personally loathed it and found it to be utterly awful.The most common opinion is that it was very mediocre, the average opinion is that it was closer to awful, with very very few people actually liking it. Often trolls pretend to have liked it.
>>12433872>>12433870Pinkie is worse than Fluttershy because Fluttershy is best pony.
>>12433859eqg is worse than one billion hitlersa gigahitler, if you will
>>12433859Not as bad as I expected but still too bad to enjoy it.Though the scene where Twilight tries to sleep in her pony form is pretty funny.
>>12431636Are there actually people that think like this?There can't really be autism deniers can there be?He can't really think that every autistic kid is a savant
>>12433885>My little pony General: shit taste edition
>>12433885>Fluttershy is best pony
>>12433874Most people in here are okay with Russians.Even though their pony general told us to get fucked the last time we visited ;__;
>>12431768I thought it was semsome kind of white fluid dripping from her mouth.
>>12433872She's too random.And Shy is...to shy, I guess.
>>12433898No, he just has a really warped idea of what autism actually is. To him it seems to mean that the brain is unable to filter information and just gives you total access to every memory at all time which would turn you into something close to a vegetable
>>12433919What did you russians think of EG?
Well, if you have some "taste" tiers, who's best pony? Who's worst?
Is Rainbow going to come to MLPG then?I'd fucking love it if Rainbow started doing requests for us
>>12433913Well, 2ch's mlp general is a place for scum. Seriously. Tonns of namefags, tripfags, fagsfags and no magic of friendship
>>12433928God TierMy Favorite poneShit TierYour favorite pone
>>12433928Good taste ponies: Rarity Twilight Dash Pinkie Sweetie Scootaloo Celestia LunaBad Taste ponies AJ AB FluttershyThis is only about the main characters
>>12433939pretty much thisno point in posting rankings because everyone will start raging and claiming shit taste and autismTwilight is canon worst horse though
>>12433928There are no universal lists, everyone has different opinions.My favorite used to be Twilight, but S3 ruined her so now I don't really have a favorite. Dash and Rarity are somewhere near the top, Pinkie slightly below, Fluttershy and AJ are the lowest. I like all of them though.
>>12433924Well, tastes differ, you know. When we saw a trailer - everyone was like "Oh shi~, they want to spoil MLP even more than twighlicorn".After watching the very movie half of us didn't change opinion and other were like "Eh, not bad." But no faggotry or something like that.
>>12433322He must have killed himself to try and see. I will approach it the much harder way, the study of portals to other dimensions and shit of that nature.
>>12433946Fuck your shit, man
>>12433928>BestFluttershy, because she's the prettiest and the sweetest and has the best voice>WorstApplejack, because she's dumb as bricks and boring to boot
Hey MLPGSeason 2 was shit.Have a nice day.
>>12433959>that entire post
>>12433954Can I join? I know how to blow stuff up, I bet that's useful for portals and shit.
>>12433959>prettiest and has the best voiceRarity>sweetestPinkie PieGet rekt nerd
>>12433959My almost-niggaI really wish they'd make AJ more interesting
>>12433946She's technically canon best pony if Pinkie is any indicator.
>>12433959>moeblob>bestShit taste detected.
>>12433975>Pinkie>SweetYou can't be sweet and annoyingAnd she's canon annoying
>>12433979Pinkies othe ropinions are usually goodMaybe we can trust this one
>>12433975I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK ANON
>>12433985Y-you're canon annoying!
>>12433979Ponk was lying because she wanted the ticket.Do you even DYEWTS the show?
>>12433993More like Pinkie doesn't do research and assume too much as to what the gala was. I bet she read her information from a filly book.
>>12433928Celestia is objectively the "best" ponyThere is no "worst" pony because they're all good ponies
>>12433913Because we're shitstains.
>>12434011>There is no "worst" ponyyes there is>because they're all good poniesno they're not
why the heck is Golden Harvest answering the BonStar call?Should it be a direct line to Bon-Bon?
>>12434026Ask the artist but is cute.
>>12433808Yeh that's right, keep brushing away the criticism .pretending this is totally normal, haha bunch of closet faggots and selebents in here. Ill leave you guys to it
>>12434011>There is no "worst" pony because they're all good poniesYes there isIt's your favorite one
>>12434024I'm sorry that your favorite pony hasn't ascended yet, but there's no need to be upset
>>12434011>celestia>objectively bestthats not how you spell luna
>>12433971Yeah, sure, you can come too.
>>12434051I'll leave if people stop liking purpleautism and realize she ruined the show
>>12434068As long as you recognize she was best pony at one point.
>>12434048Luna is a very nice pony, but I think it's silly to call her the bestwhy would the best pony go crazy and try to kill everyone a thousand years ago?
>>12434089For not acknowledging her superiority and being against her will, of course.
>>12434083>she was best pony at one point.The highest she ever got was 4th best.
>>12434083nopeI wasn't even /pol/ actually, just trying to steer us back to pony discussion
>>12434089She wasnt trying to kill everyone, just make it nighttime forever.Which, since ponies control the weather and growth of plants and keeping of animals and whatnot, its possible that wouldnt kill everyoneLike, I'd give it a 50/50 chance of everyone not dying
>>12434068>implying you wouldnt hug this pone
>>12434103Then I cannot honor our agreement and will continue liking purplesmart
>>12434089Ponies looks so cute wearing sleep wears like that.
>>12434122As a Rarifag I just wanted to tell you that you like a pretty okay pony
>>12434139I only ever liked half of those anyway
>>12434152Whether you like them or not is irrelevant. They are canon.
So I went trough the twitters of two of the new writers.Both Josh and Natasha seem like pretty okay people>Eye contact with an attractive woman is one of the most frightening things I can think ofPff
>>12434139her name is Princess Bookpurplequit living in the past, denialfags
>>12434152No matter how you look at it Magichorn>Purple Smart
>>12434160>>12434160No it's not.It's Princess Magic DreamofeverylittlegilrHorn
>>12434160>Princess Bookpurple>not Hasbrodecision Showkiller
>>12434162Reminds me of a simpler time.
Her name is Twilight Sparkle.
>>12434165>showkillerAnd your name is also Darth Faggot I presume
>>12434173Tyler Durden pls
>>12434173That's Princess Twilight Sparkle to you, peasant.
>>12434182now I want to watch that movie again
>>12434139>Pinkie is defined by her happy nature and sings a lot>Dash is the speediest and has a cloud on her flank>Fluttershy is yellow and quiet>Applejack kicks all the trees>Rarity has a squiggly tail>Magichorn applies to every unicorn on the show>She's not even a unicorn anymorePurplesmart is the only logical descriptor
>>12434187YOUR FRIENDS WILL DEFEAT YOU. THEY WILL WIN|They'll bring the old Twilight back...
>>12434187You will always be Twily to me.
>>12434189alright one moment
>>12434158Natasha is such a sexy nameShame so many bogans use it though
>>12434194>her special talent is magic>most magical pony>has a hornMagic Horn is better than Purple Smart. Purple Smart is a shit tier name
>>12434195>They'll bring the old Twilight back...lel noword of mccarthy says she's keeping the wings
>>12434194Purplesmart is a retread of (color/adjective) just like Yellowquiet. It's stupid and you're stupid and the piss wants you back.
>>12434203>word of mccarthySo there IS hope!
>>12434207and also Twilight isn't smart at all
>>12434203I meant as her friends making her the normal Twilight and not Dark Bitch Queen of Ponykind as she is shown in that drawing.
>>12434211She is booksmart.
>>12434203>no one will post the "dont believe her lies" line for this one
>>12434211Sure she is, just high int low wis
>>12434216Good. Means people stoped shitposting about that.
>>12434222Autism doesn't make anyone booksmart
>>12434207>Doesn't want a retread>Okay with a completely generic term that could be easily applied to 1/3rd of the population
>>12434216Because they're fucking shitposters
>>12434209>>12434216Would you want Twilight to lose her wings again if that meant that Flash will appear in the show and be her love interest?
>>12434233Well, no, but we're getting both either way
>>12434231But it doesn't She's the most magical unicorn. She's one of a kind.
>>12434240Not anymore, actually. She's now the weakest or second weakest alicorn.
>>12434194>>12434218>>12434218i wouldnt even call twilight smart. she makes the same errors and mistakes a child would make.she has to go to books for even the easiest problem that come up. she is not a smart person but just a normal person who knows how to use google.
>>12434251From my experience, being able to use google properly already puts you in the top 10%
>>12434251So what you're saying is, she's a manchild that doesn't understand how to social situations, which in this case is just friendship.It's like Faust fucking knew.
>>12434246Well then still a good name since Princess Pretty Wings and Splotchbutt already have names
>>12434240I'm going to call Starswirl, Cadence, Luna, Celestia and Trixie magichorn thenThey're canon more magical
>>12434270>BlueIllusion>more magic than Princess Bookpurple
>>12434270>No Oxford commaGimme their numbers bro
>>12434270The alicorn amulet doesn't count.And Luna, Cadance and Celestia aren't unicorns.Starswirl could fit. We aren't sure if Celestia ever met him in person, are we? Because she said to Twilight that she has never seen a unicorn with that amount of raw ability before - if she never met Starswirl he could still be more powerful than Twilight
Let's get something straight here. Twilight Sparkle is NOT autisticLet me spell out for you what autism is. Sentenal is autistic. He is dumb, retarded and smells. That is autism.Twilight is Smart, witty, and smells like lilies on a pond. She is beautiful and she doesn't deserve the shit you give her every day. I am sick and tied of you bullies making false accusations while at the same time defend bronies like sentenal. Get the facts right, Sparkle for life.
>>12434270>not bearded horn>not slutty horn>not moon horn>not sun horn>not asshole horn
>>12434270>Trixie>more magical than Twilight>even when Rarity is cannon more magical than her>Ignoring the fact that Twilight outmagiced Starswirl>ignoring that Cadence, Celestia and Luna already have namesYou're bad at this Anon
>>12434288>And Luna, Cadance and Celestia aren't unicorns.>Implying that Twily is a unicornI've got some news for you, Lauren/Endii
>>12434286who gives a fuck about an oxford comma
>>12434262>tfw no faust
>>12434296>Ignoring the fact that Twilight outmagicked Starswirl>Starswirl makes numerous spells>Twily finishes one of his>Outmagicking
>>12434303>i was a huge faustdrone for he longest time when i see how mlp turned to shit without her>watch the new clips of wonder of yonder>it looks terriblemaybe faust aint so great after all
>>12434312She did become an alicorn for it, and Starswirl didn't for all his other spells
>>12434313Thank you for killing MLPG.
>>12434312but it was a lol friendship spell and therefore is 100 times more powerful than any other spell since Equestria exists only because of frens
>>12434312>did a spell that even Starswirl couldn't finish>also is a unicorn because of a spell she madeYep she outmagicked Starswirl
>>12434304Watch your tone, mister.
>>12434313Renzetti is the reason the first 2 seasons are so much better than the 3rd
>>12434315>become one of the most magical beings>even fucking create spells>"lol you can't be an alicorn cause you're a loner"
>>12434296>Ignoring the fact that Twilight outmagiced StarswirlBut she only outfriendshipped him
>>12434313faust is overrated
>>12434330Rob>FaustThis is canonThis is even proved by how S2 is better than S1 when Faust had even less to do with it than with S1
>>12434313FiM always was a team effort and Lauren's part seemed so good, because it's based on her childhood imagination and thought she could make something out of it.It was genuine and inspired and had a great team working behind it, but I think Lauren is a one hit wonder. At least a developer and producer
>>12434333>become one of the most magical beings>one of the mostTwilight is the most magical being
>>12434334I'm sorry who is an alicorn because she finished a spell?Hint: NOT STARSWIRL
>>12434341That's all kinds of not true
>>12434341No she isn'tShe's the most magical unicorn not being.
>>12434338 here>>>12434330Exactly. I forgot to mention Renzetti, who on an individual level was more important to anyone else working on the show.
>>12434315>>12434323>You did something today that's never been done before, something even a great unicorn like Star Swirl the Bearded was not able to do, because he did not understand friendship like you doTwily is an alicorn because frensNot magic
>>12434359she's an alicorn because she finished a magic spell
>>12434341>The most magical beingDo you even
>>12434356What?My post implies that she's more magical than Starswirl. How the fuck am I a Starswirlfag?
>>12434359but friendship IS magicthat's like the core concept of the show
>>12434364she's an alicorn because Rainbow Dash saved her stupid ass at the magic school tryout
>>12434359and as we can see from the title frens=magic.
>>12434359but frienship is magic
IF YOU NEEDED TO BE THE MOST MAGICAL TO BECOME AND ALICORN HOW DID A PEGASUS BECOME AN ALICORN?
>>12434372>>12434375anon confirmed for not watching the title
>>12434372>>12434375>AJ undoubtedly has more frens that Aspiehorn>can't do any magicEqustria is bullshit yo
>All these people thinking twilicorn is because she fixed a spell.During the coronation, Celestia says she created new magic. Not a new spell. New. Magic. Thanks to Twilight Sparkle, friendship is now literally magic. /That/ is why she is a princess.
>>12434356>starswirlfagsIs that even a thing?
>>12434378lol just cuzbuy our toys
>>12434378magic of love
>>12434378she defeated an evil wizard pony through the power of love or something
>>12434370>>12434372>>12434375WELL SHITBOW DOWN TO YOUR PRINCESSSHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE WAS ONE
>>12434384Treekicker doesn't have many friends at all.She's got family.
>>12434385That's 100% semantics and proves nothing.Friendship has been shown to be magic before that either way.
>>12434385Wow, they not only flanderize characters, but the entire show and it's concept by itself
>>12434396WHAT DO YOU THINK FUELS THE PINKIE SENSE AND LETS HER BREAK THE 4TH WALL?
i want season 4now
>>12434371I kinda disagree with you here.The magic as always in Twilight. She just needed a good scare to let it all out. Eventually that would have happened. The only difference would have been more damages and casualties since Celestia would take longer to get to her.Also Twilight's road to ascension started with her meeting her friends which would still have happened.
>>12434399areare you out of your fucking mindlook at all the horses that showed up to thank her for stopping the stampedeand the ones who showed up to wish her well at the rodeoholy shit anon you are the very embodiment of DYEWTS
Please delete this
Let's post our TF2 sprays
>>12434419Admirers =/= friends
>>12434396>>12434384Only Unicorns can control magicYou could have thousands of liters of fuel but they mean nothing if you don't have an engine.
why is love so powerful in the ponyverse. there has to be a way to use it for evil.
>>12434425fuck everything about what you just posted
>>12434425You can fuck right off
>>12434431>LiterI appreciate you not being as retarded as your brethrenBut at least spell it right
>>12434425Does she want to spycheck by slapping me with her futa cock?
>>12434433It's not really that powerful. All it did is made SA cast it's spell which he cast before the power of love thing. Really all love did is gave SA all his mana back and reset the cooldowns.
>>12434425>playing videogamesBack to the piss with you.
>>12434445Well fuck didn't even realize.Sorry
>there are people on MLPG RIGHT NOW who like all poniesHow? Did they cut your balls off?
>>12434443>nightmare moon actually was a huge slut>and so is chrysalisUNFFF
>>12434412>my hopes for s4i want an actual smart villain who isnt defeated by a new magic bullshit spell because he underestimated the most powerful force in equestria. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING.how many times do people have to see twilight and frens 1 shot blast evil away before they learn.this would require some actual effort in writing, maybe this is asking too much for a childs show but i still have hope.
>>12434478I don't know, anonI can't explain itthey're just all so cuteI don't understand how you can't love them all
>>12434461This. Videogames are for kids.
http://i.imgur.com/MwFNsu9.jpgunf or not?
>>12434479that also explains nightmarity
>>12434490What the fuck
>>12434490>palcomixNot even once.
>>12434445that's how it's spelled, unless you're a frog or from britannistan
>>12434483>they're just all so cute>Rarity>Cute
>>12434490No unf here
>>12434490Makes me want to stick my dick in the nearest electrical socket
>>12434490Wow that's fucking shit
>>12434501>being this wrongrarara is turbo cute you faglord
>>12434501she's cute as fuck and you know it
>>12434480i want the other five to win a boss fight without TS's help. that's the only way to stop the pattern from continuing.
>>12434490>that prolapsed anushow does palcomix stay awful for this long?
>>12434483>Pinkie Pie>cute>not annoyingI still like her.
>>12434491But the power of love works both ways, so you could also use your slut powers for good.Shining Armor will never defeat their enemies by having sex in front of them.
>>12434501All pon is cute
>>12434516>TS is possessed by something>Incapacitates the other princesses>It's up to the other main 5 to save the day
>>12434524Unicorn should have those cute round eye, not those pointy slutty ones.
>>12434497 >>12434498 >>12434502 >>12434503 >>12434505 >>12434520all that bad tastehownew.are.you
>>12433481Thanks bro, I was just about to look for it in the last thread.
>>12434524Not that one
>>12434531YES PLEASEalso pic
>>12434517So who, pray tell, is cuter than rarara?
>>12434541Is she somehow not a pony?
>>12434500It's an SI unitThe spelling is defined along with it's propertiesIt's like calling Aluminium; AluminumIt's just plain wrong
>>12434538It's fucking awful
>>12434538Words cannot even describe how much retardation is compacted into this post.
>>12434538At least I don't masturbade to shit, Faceless
>>12434538>fapping to Palcomix
>>12434550MagichornTreekickerSpeedy CloudSong SmileYellowquiet (though not by much)MintAnd most of the other background ponies
>>12434570Is that supposed to be a good thing according to you?
>>12434538>I'll call them new when they don't agree with me>that'll show em
Someone please draw Lucassen singing with ponies.
>>12434490eh. it's more bland than god awful (judging from the thumbnail). i'm still not going to fap to it because fuck palcomix
>>12434584This needs to happenBut i've never drawn humans before
>>12434599is a great pony
>>12434540Someone needs to draw Pinkie doing the same thing with Froakie using foam.
>>12434592Might as well start.
>>12434614Has failed out of wonderbolt training and is sleeping in your hydrangeas.
>>12434626Is still worst pony and is sleeping in your hydrangeas
Why is she so perfect?
>>12434636I hate that stupid face.
Everybody.There.I said it.
>>12434635>tfw i like scat but can't draw it without being stigmatized
>>12434654get better taste
>>12434601>alicorn twilightIt's shit 0/10 voted down called youtubewas cute
name of your least favorite pony
>>12434675all of them
>>12434636Wow, her tits look big from the front
>>12434683ate your hydrangeas
>>12434675she reminds me too much of myself
>>12434699You're a yellow pegasus with a pink mane that cares for a bunch of different animals?
>tfw most of the theard is (You)
>>12434700I know right?I wish he'd write moreLike a lot more
>>12434705noI'm only a filthy earth pony
What about Scootaloo?
>>12434724The transformation spell turned me into a boar
>>12434729She deserved it.
>>12434722I wish I was a pastel earth pony living in ponyville.
>>12434706>tfw none of the thread is (You)
>tfw sleeping>tfw start dreaming that new clips/screenshots have leaked from S4>tfw MLPG is discussing them and you're not there>tfw wake up and check the thread
>>12434735>scootaloo faceand you faggots think disco is a good artist
>>12434746>tfw haven't posted in MLPG for months
>>12434748>that dream again
>>12434746 >tfw the thread is sometimes You)
>>12434601if i block out my hate for the artist my review is that its a cute video
>>12434733Could be worse
>>12434748I keep having flying dreamsreally unpleasant flying dreams
mlpg is the only place where i can complain about twilycorn,if i try to show my disgust and hate in real life or on any other forum i go to i will just be called an autistic crying manchild who watches a childrens show
>>12434675Out of the actual characters? Rainbow Cunt.
>>12434748>tfw sleeping>tfw start dreaming that I'm to watch the first episode of S4 while watching MLPG go crazy>mfw I wake up as soon as the intro starts
>>12434782But you are.
>>12434782you sound like an autistic crying manchild
>>12434782You sound like an autistic crying manchild who watches a childrens show
>>12434782>i will just be called an autistic crying manchild who watches a childrens show>tfw
>>12434436>>12434438>>12434439>>12434440apparently Gabe Newell raped mlpg's collective mothers, or something.
what is an actual thoughtful gift you would get for your horse waifus birthday?birthday sex and sugarcubes dont count.
>>12434788I hope Applejack gets her competitive edge back. Familyjack is too complacent.
>>12434820birthday sex and sugwait fuck
>>12434833What about it?
>>12434813>>12434803>>12434794>>12434789i am only autistic on the internet anonymously. any place i use a name or in real life you will say i am a normal person. thats what is great about 4chan.
>>12434833have you not read the comics?
>>12434820sugar sex and birthdaycubes
>>12434820birthday sugar and sexcubes
>>12434833it's an edit
>>12434843>you will say i am a normal person>
>>12434820birthing cubes and sex with sugar
>>12434837>interesting character traits>post S1 FIM
>>12434871I think APPLES APPLES APPLES is interesting, too
>>12434846in the future you dont have to put thought into buying gifts for people you barely know but still want to get something. you get a birthday cube and as they open it the cube reads their mind and transforms to something they would like thats in your price limit.birthdaycubes for everyone!
>>12434837Applejack is just using her family as a crutch because her self-esteem in at life-time low. Everything will be fine if she can just live from day to day and Granny doesn't die and Apple Bloom doesn't grow up and Big Mac doesn't get married.
>>12434883have t\he never heard of shaving? what the fuck
>>12434892so dark and edgy
>>12434883>in the future you dont have to put thought into buying gifts for people you barely know but still want to get something. you get a birthday cube and as they open it the cube reads their mind and transforms to something they would like thats in your price limit.I could think of so many ways to abuse this product.
>>12434820hey friend,you made a mistake with that card for rarity. Rarity is a girl, she doesnt have a penis!
>>12434910>that ball chamber part insidethat is my favorite part of the fleshlight
>tfw you will never have a body like thishttps://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1374688697981.jpgNot even the purple color. ;_;
>>12434942Why would you?
>>12434942My sister is much like thatJust with a more realistic waistSo I probably would if I was a grill
>>12434942EG Twilight, when not drawn in that art style, looks so cute.
>>12434942good, waking up with an anime body is one of my worst fears.
>>12434969>Humanized Twilight looks cutewell yes
>>12434942Why would you want that messed up thing?
>>12434969>when eqg twily is drawn good it looks goodthanks for adding this brilliant thought to the conversation
pony is rooting through your drawers
>>12434926girls don't have penises?
>>12435015Time to flee south across borders.
>>12435015thats fine, as long as pony doesnt use magic to open the locked chest under my bed i am safe.
>>12435015Pony better not know how to pick locks
>>12435015All she would find are my clothes.
>>12435075>why do you have so many cargo shorts and graphic Ts>you're not in highschool anymore anon
>>12435109That doesn't mean I can't wear those at home
>>12435109Anon, please. They are just white T and jeans, all freshly washed. It would be strange if that pony started to take them out of the drawer and wear them.
>>12435075>why are there so many womens clothes and panties in here?>you're a man!
>>12435074I love that gif.
>>12435109But lots of people wear tees with a graphic on them, they're extremely common casual wear across all demographic
Man, these comics are so great
>>12435141Holy shit she really is a whore
>>12435129Then Dash believes that all human males become females randomly for no reason throughout their lives.
>>12435141SWEETCREAM SCOOPS PLS
>>12435132>But lots of people do itthats a pretty shitty reason for doing anything if thats your sole reason
>>12435143I think whore's a bit of a harsh word to use
>>12435141>>12435154Ms. Scoops, are you trying to seduce me?
>>12435143Isn't that from the Rarity micro?
>>12435141>>12435154porn where? it's hard to believe that no one's done anything with them yet.
>>12435141>>12435154How soon before Cheerilee sees them and misconstrues the situation?
>>12435154Come on you'd know best that she's a filthy slut
>>12435132No-one respectable over the age of 20 does
>>12435153no my reasoning is "it's socially acceptable and only frowned upon by some elitists on 4chan"
>>12435152>sweetcream>she's a slutOkay, someone is definitely having a go with this. Way too good to be true.
>>12435141>Pone will never be so clearly into you
>>12435166I don't think there's any porn of those two yet
>>12435172>>12435141>>12435152>>12435154Hmm, I just noticed that you switched the colors of her hair, xieril, the pink strip should be on the other side of her horn. Not that it's a real problem, she's super cute.
>>12435179but thats wrong, you will never hear someone say cargoshort and graphic tee are an acceptable way to dress.unless they are someone who doesnt care at all about what they wear or how they look. which then makes their opinion on fashion invalid.
>>12435208Well, I used this one as a reference, and this one's got the stripe on that side. Oh well.
Which pone(s) would be into yuri?
>>12435202Well, go on then. Claim the title of "first to draw porn of Sweetcream Scoops and Big Macintosh".
>>12435226The gay one
>>12435225Oh, it's fine. I hadn't even known until now.
>>12435226Look at those cute little girls. I bet they're dreaming about the boys they'll date.
i have the urge to edit this to be mlpg related but i am not quite sure what to do.i just know i want one of the pipes to be a flow of twilycorns
>Go to Equestria>Fluttershy does this to youWould you be Fluttershy's cuddleslut?
>>12435225I don't think she does, actuallyOn that picture, the stripe is left of her horn while it's right of her horn on your picture
Which pony IS HUGE, WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE HUGE GUTS?
Pony knows what you did last summer
>>12435289I'm doing the same thing right now
>>12435262DOES THIS PONY LOOK LIKE IT'S FOR CUDDLING?
>>12435302Not really, no.
>>12435289sit on the computer all day doing nothing but getting bed sores on my ass from sitting so long?
Bring us the filly, and wipe away the debt.
>>12435208>>12435268IT'S OKAY GUYSI GOT THIS ONE XIERIL
>>12435289>Nothing with no-oneThanks for reminding me, pony
>>12435315Why is she speaking Russian?
>>12435218>you will never hear someone saythere we go with the fallacies and hyperbole again
>>12435298>>12435318>tfw summer use to be the best time of the year as a kid, now it's just another season
>>12435315Thank you based Anon
>>12435336>Even in high school you looked forward to the holidays>You kept forgetting that you get crushing depression because no-one cares enough to speak to you if they're not within metres of you
>>12435182>sweetcream>she's a slut>"She can even reach the really high notes!"
what if friendship was magic
>>12435340Ponies touching each other in public is lewd
>>12435340YOU'RE WELCOMENO HOMO
>>12435340oh man, i did not know fluttershy lost her leg and had it replaced by a barrel
>>12435380Since when?See, totally not lewd
>>12435379Exploit the system, make lots of friends, become a god
>>12435393Dash's buttcheeks make it extra lewd
>>12435404But Twilight, you've only managed the first two parts.
>>12435393Those ponies are totally in lesbians
>>12435412She's working on it
>>12435393Look at these ponies touching.
>>12435418Scott Pilgrim pls
>>12435427>twilight sparkle will not outlive her friends.how sad, she'll never make her goal.
>>12435438BOOP TO BOOP
>>12435448Until she takes Celestia's place
>>12435454how will killing celestia and not outliving her friends make her a god?
>>12435472Why is Rainbow Dash such a boopslut?
>villain/side character voiced by Gilbert Gottfried>entire episode done in stop-motion animation>dream exploring episodeIf these things don't happen between season 4 and season 25, I'm dropping this show
>>12435448but what if her frens also become gods?
>>12435448>>12435454>>12435463>>12435477It's simple, she won't outlive her friends because they'll become like her.
>>12435493but twilight is frens with everyone
>>12435498Be sure to place your bets on next princess
>>12435511and when everyones a god no one is
I love Twilight