sunhorse editionold, weary horse:>>12407959
>>12412736you're so cute Sweetie
Is there a Easter Pony?
>>12412725She is a cute pony.
>>12412736I'll help her only as long as she squeaks while trying to pronounce some of them.
>>12412747yes, jesus christ is the lord and savior of the ponies
>>12412736I don't think Sweetie would like any of the books I have
It's a white horse! I was tricked!Also, we are currently in the "MLPG safe zone"Erotic Roleplaying/Greentexting======== V below this intensityChill Day Thread======== ^above theseShit postsWelcome to MLPG utopia today.
>>12412754The cutest and silliest
I want to cuddle a Leth nonsexually and sleep back to back with him so he feels warm and safe and happy.
>>12412766Twilight would be the Christ figure, as she was born a simple pony but ascended to Godhood
>>12412754I want to cuddle her.
>>12412823But she's not a god.
>>12412829>I've got my sun right hereFEELS!!!
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>12412838She's just extremely powerful but she has character flaws that balance those out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=E20jsywkLaY
>>12412855So they all fuck in a giant orgy till they die at the same time.Got it
Flak, if you are still here:>>12412851
>>12412855Because all her friends will become princesses too.yay.
>>12412819What makes you think I don't feel that anyway?
>>12412829Don't we all, anon?
>>12412862>imgur scriptdeprecated. 4chanX, from the creator of poneechan, has imgur embedding.http://seaweedchan.github.io/4chan-x/
>>12412894Your response to things tends to be fairly neutral.
>>12412783>silliestNope sorry, she can't be remotely amusing anymore now that Meghan's taken over. All business all the time from now on.
>>12412884I can't wait.
>>12412917Am I the only who disabled the imgur script after constantly seeing assholes post beast porn or other disgusting shit?
>>12412907I wouldn't mind if she snuck in a kiss, too.
>>12412894I think it's love, Leth.
>>12412917Broke just shit posting. He probably already know about that link.
>>12412937>using a script that auto-embeds by default
>>12412884As long as they aren't introducing other princesses, I'd be fine with the rest of the mane six becoming alicorns by the end. It'd at least fit the whole Elements of Harmony and them becoming Celestia's students as well.
I want to have sex with Leth.
>>12412960but anonwhat if ponoe kisses were gentle licks
>>12412930What are you talking about? Of course she'll still be silly. She's Celestia.
>>12413006we've seen them pucker upbut they'd probably lick tooand you could lick back
>>12413005Get in line
This pony is a very cute pony
Should I take my pony to a vet or the doctor?
>>12413035No she isn't. You just think she is. But you're wrong. She's actually a very uncute pony.Now go back to drawing before I get the whip out.
>>12413014>you will never pull pranks on celestia and luna
>>12413035You're a very cute pon
>>12413035Hey, you're right. What's that pony being so cute for?
>>12413035Sometimes, other times not so much when she's being obnoxious.
>>12413054I'm /trying/ to ink right now but I'm horrible at it.
>>12413006then I'd let her sneak in a lick.Then peck her back.
>>12413091WELL...KEEP AT IT! OR ELSE
>>12413075PINKIE! CAREFUL WITH THAT THING! ITS NOT A TOY!
>>12413035PINKIE PIE *snarl*
>>12413113for a moment i thought that was rarity pretending to be pinkie
>>12413095>SB is ded
>>12413060>you will never sneak up behind Celestia and give her surprise tickles>she will never pick you up with magic and dump you in the castle pool for it>you will never pull her in and dunk her>she will never splash water on you with her wings
>>12413126But SB is at bronecon.You can hug him and buy his prints and suck his 8" at his hotel room.
>>12413126DIBS ON HIS TABLET
>>12412973 shhh, my dumb crush must remain a secret... also you can never have enough snuggles
>>12412974That guy must be here all day long, I barely ever see a thread without a second linkboard.
>>12413144I was not expecting that last bit there
>>12413095yes, this is acceptable.
are there any horse genital experts currently in the thread? i am trying to color a realistic Rarity and i was wondering what color are the dick, balls and anus of real white horses?
>>12413075Oh hey, the fuse is lit there.
>>12413154You can't have a crush on someone you've never had a one-on-one conversation with.That'd be as silly as having a crush on a voice actor you've never actually seen or something. You have no idea how the person acts outside of their roles, or even what they look like.
>>12413148Ah that artist did it!
>>12413174>Celestia will never present herself to you wrapped up in bows and ribbonsit hurts
>>12413170But you would like to swallow his artist seed like a good boy, wouldn't you?
>>12413190We all know that feel.
Who would you go out with if you were transported to Equestria and became your current waifu upon arrival?Hard mode: no mirrors
>>12413210I have no waifu.I guess that means as soon as I arrive I drop dead.
Why are you implying this pony isn't the best pony?
>>12413190>Celestia will never give you lifetime access to her butt as a birthday giftWhy am I still alive
>>12413204>Celestia keeps bumping into you in the halls>You think it's an odd coincidence>She just wants to spend time with you>She starts having you do her personal chores>You think she sees you as a workhorse>She just likes having you around
>>12413237You probably just become a changeling.
>>12413210>turned into an earth ponyI'm going out with a bang and a blaze of gloryI can't live with losing my hands and not getting magic in return
>>12413248>Why am I still aliveHave you considered taking your life's story to that reality show, "I Shouldn't Be Alive"?
Can someone pls upload that Pinkie Pie gif where she rolls back and forth like a ball
At the risk of both SB and Kraut tsundere-ing the fuck out on their .co/chan threads, are they an item or something?
>>12413210Fuck yeah, I love space stuff. Moving the sun will be so much fun.And hanging out with my qt sister and being visited by the main six would be nice too.
>>12413210>become waifu>actual waifu gone>kill self from guilt
>>12413267>Not learning to embrace -- and ultimately love -- the magic of sticky hooves
>>12413247>cannot fix broken water chute>best ponypls...pls...
>>12413266...I am okay with this.
>>12413284>killing your waifu
>>12413250Oh Celestia, even after thousands of years of life you still have trouble expressing your feelings.
>>12413297It was a conspiracy
>>12413281no, its just an epic mlpg inside joke forced meme.
>>12413300>waifu was already dead and replaced by a neckbeard>not faking being kidnapped by changelings so her friends aren't too crushed
>>12413193>boy1. The thought of SB in a sexual context has NEVER crossed my mind.2. I have 0 idea what he looks like.3. He would probably like me a great deal but I need fuckbuddies not relationships and only a few men are strong enough to deal with being friendzoned infinitely and being A-OK with that.
>>12413210>CheerileeWell now.I think I'd try my best to get into Twilight's pants. Which might be really hard now that she's a princess.If that doesn't work out... I'd dyke it up with one of those pretty background ponies.
>>12413321Do you think they'd ever "do" it?
>>12413250What the fuck is up with anon's left arm? It reminds me of Popeye.Do go on with the story, though...
>>12413314>ajs barn constantly falling apart>rich twily or richest pony in the world celestia or rich princess of the crystal empire cadance wont ever help out>even though they are supposed to be her "friends"
>>12413346those poor poor horses
>>12413332>Which might be really hard now that she's a princess.Why would that make it hard?
>>12413298Can you turn into my waifu?
>>12413363so so sad, i'm gonna need 15 minutes alone with the body to grieve properly.
>>12413378I KNEW ITI KNEW YOU'D POST THAT ANONNOW THE NICOLAS CAGE GIF
i do not understand
Someone I know said hatefucking is REALLY hot if you shake hands before hand and it's an artist you LOVE to insult and put down and humiliate for your own twisted glee... I'm tingling just thinking about it
>>12413366Sorry, too busy invading cities and toppling empires.
>>12413346>and the woman stung describes the pain as being stabbed with hundreds of tiny knives, and hit with a flamethrower at the same timeDamn...
>>12413409>super blandogot that right
>>12413364Only guards are allowed to fuck princesses, apparently.
>>12413420And dropping dead whenever someone sprays the crops with pesticide
>>12413210>I just destroyed my waifuOh no oh no oh no this isn't what I wanted at all
>>12413457That seems highly unlikely.
>>12413423how does she knows what that feels like.
>>12413423You have to remember this woman has almost certainly never been hit by a flamethrower.
>>12413457>Only guardsare allowed to get sloppy seconds.
>>12413482And we all never had sex, much less with pone, whats your point?
>>12413467It's funny, the changelings would have taken control of canterlot if it wasn't for the random assed love beam of death. They overwhelmed the Royal Guard in a matter of minutes.
http://thehorsesays.tumblr.com/this guy is mad someone posted his horse dick comic online for free.now i want to see it. who can find it?
>>12413494i'd say i'd fuck you anon but it depends on who you are today
>>12413493I'm hype for that comic.I just hope it does not end with him completely dumping his /tg/ activities to get her
>>12413543>I just hope it does not end with him completely dumping his /tg/ activities to get herwanna bet?
>>12413494How often do you describe something has being "like horse sex"?
>>12413493>No ugly as sin>Somehow he is a nerd0/10 yet another unrealistic expectation for men.
>>12413512>advertising the fact that his comic is up for free
>>12413543GUESS WHAT HAPPENS.
>>12413543oh god i didnt think of this possibility but i can see it happening.if they show cadance joining in on his nerd hobbies i will be excite and like cadance more.
>>12413575>ANON HAS HEART ATTACK AND DIES FROM THE CUTE!!
>>12413575that is 7/10 ponewould hug and shave
>>12413565Pretty much on a daily basis. It's replaced most of the synonyms for "good" for me.Like, instead of >oh man this burger is goodIt's >oh man this burger is like horse sex
>>12413494>And we all never had sexOnce you get on the field a homerun gets a lot likelier. Just one if you're lucky.
>>12413583She'll have him ditch it, you know that right.
What does gay sex feel like?
>>12413512>that terrible artdude when people pirated my shit, i was mad they didn't include the songs and my paintings and they fucked up the preloader and sound files. If you're gonna crack and rip it DO IT RIGHT(i believe in earning a living from commissions- art sales are just a happy accident when they happen... but sometimes i'm not mentally well to draw ... )
>>12413626I actually don't think they will. It will probably be something along the lines of him trying to be a different person to woo her and it doesn't work until he accidentally spills the beans about liking Hyperspace Hyperwars at which point she thinks that's cool and they horse fuck. Like vivid 5 pages of horsefucking.
>>12413635It feels gay as fuck.
>>12413635a best friend loving you lotsI've had the opposite homosexual gender who was gay sleep with me because they admired me not because they weren't still gay but because the attraction was so goddamn powerful we just couldn't keep our hands off each other
>>12413409That fucking Twily face...
>>12413646>implying there won't be an entire issue of horsefucking
my one problem with orgies/ gangbangs is someone always feels left outbut if you're all laughing at a movie in bet and there's just some heavy petting and massage everybody is happyromance 1 / lust 0
>>12413660That makes them bisexual.
>>12413663 O u O
>>12413694stop evading my filter, BCS.
>>12413711More like Cutie Pie~
>>12413646I want to believe
>>12413707temporarily so. are you familiar with the studies on sexuality? it can change based on factors in your life. i think some people here will tentatively raise their hand to an art crush where, with the help of some alcohol even being straight, they'd LOVE to suck the cock of the other guy or eat out a girl or whatever i suck at gendered pronouns you get the idea[/spoiler]
>>12413663squish my face
>>12413714whatta filterwater filterwe've exposed your conspiracy, you are made of ice
Your favorite pony casually sucking dick while carrying on daily activities like it was nothing
>>12413738i dunno if i agree with that. having a dildo in my ass while fapping feels good but once start moving it in and out it feels awful.i am not gay.
>>12413766Meh, where's the fun in that?I want pony to be excited as fuck while having sex.
>>12413766survey says:very few artists will turn down oral sex or you burying your face between their thighs and telling them how sexy they are and how much you love their stuff
>>12413782>having a dildo in my ass while fapping feels good>i am not gay
>>12413790Well too bad.
>>12413782you need to be tenderly rimmed and your buttcheeks massaged.also, anal sex is not gay, exclusively liking one gender makes you gay. yes there is some wiggle room. it's up to YOU how you want to label yourself no one else can pick this label for you.some people are just wired differently than others
>>12413766That doesn't sound very arousing.
>>12413815I own 2 of those thingsI'll let you guess which ones
>>12413828>it's up to YOU how you want to label yourself no one else can pick this label for you.then I shall be a Prony Princess from now on.
>>12413837Spike and the Book
>>12413837The Spike figure and the book?
>>12413815That thing looks like it would tear my tender asshole in half.
Pony appreciates how open all of your with your sexualities.
>>12413872But I'm only straight.
>>12413872How about open diversity?
>>12413854Can I comb your mane?
>>12413852I would scream if I woke up and saw that in the mirror. My glorious hands, my wonderful opposable thumbs...gone.
>>12413872Pony thinks you smell bad
>>12413852>Wake up>Look in mirror>See thatWhat do?
>>12413867That is the smallest of the three variants.
>>12413896Yeah and not to mention you'd an easy target for nonconsensual ponying, from horses and anons alike. Better learn how to use that horn quick.
>>12413927>trying to masturbate with hooves
>>12413913Find a way to not get kidnapped by the government or some organization and dissected.I'd be happy though! Magic! Such power!
>>12413893As long as you don't smell or drool into my mane, sure.
Too much pank
>>12413927>>12413934Technically male horses can masturbate by bouncing/rubbing their dicks against their belly.Mares on the other hand, best they can do is rub their butt against something.
>>12413896You are a unicorn now though. That is way better than having hands.
>>12413815>bad dragonI hate those disgusting international shipping costs.
>>12413928I might be much happier if I was a pegasus pone.
>>12413960Too bad, here's more pank
>>12413934He didn't say he was using his hooves. Grinding works just as well.
>>12413966>that videoit wasn't their intention, but it was surely unf-worthy
>>12413913Find out how my magic works so I can defend myself.Then probably something something magic masturbationAnd then I need to find a way to buy a cabin in some forest or some other place where I can stay hidden.Also post lots of selfies on MLPG.
>>12413979Oh look at that
>>12413969Yeah, nah.Fuck that.
>>12413960Never enough pank
>>12413960Pank is going to pank some more
>>12414001>post selfies on MLPG>leave geotags in image files>first person to get to you gets a free go
>>12413913make bronybux and become MLPG's slutty mare.
>>12414008u wana fackin' go m8?
>>12414039>>first person to get to you gets a free goAre you implying that I'd be a pony slut?M-maybe if my art husbando came over.
>>12414039>get to her>door is open>she is lying on the floor with an ahegao expression on her face and bloated with cum>you fuck her anyway
>>12414064If I were the slutty mare, I'd only let good artists fuck me.
>>12414064Who would your lucky artbando be?
best pone by far
There is a disturbing lack of pink in this thread
your lack of ponying has made pone angrypone more for pone
Forgot the garter last night.
>>12414094I wouldn't say best but she's pretty up there
Okay, everyone who wanted to watch EG has seen it, con ewe proceed to pretending it never happened now?
>>12414119That looks great.Apart from the part where her lower arm connects to the upper one maybe.
>>12414128No, because apparently some jackasses found it to be good, and shitposters realized that the vast majority here either dislikes it or hates it so they pretend to love it.
>>12414152Yeah, that's still bugging the shit out of me. After fiddling with it for fucking hours I got fed up and just kinda left it as-is.
Do you think Pinkie hugs are like super retard strength?
>>12414119Eh...A little to big for my taste but 7/10 would maybe fuck
>>12414084>>12414064>no one will ever have you as their artbando>you will never get to bang that mare
>>12414188Yes Anon. Pinkie's hug actually can easily snap a human spine. Pony Spines and bodies are more durable.
>>12414188>you finally arrive in Equestria>Pinkie is the first pony that crosses your way>gives you a hug>from now on, you will travel through Equestria via wheelchair
>>12414188Earth pony stronk
>>12414188>>12414223Pinkie's arms are like guillotines
>>12413913Welp looks like I'm a shitty OCBetter off myself and reincarnate as a better poneh
>>12414268That run was great.
>>12414268I can only imagine how /srg/ reacted
>>12414223>>12414250If you happen to arrive in Equestria you'd become a cartoon character anyway, so that'd mean you would also get all of the benefits that come with it
>>12414260Dash has a small but cute butt.
>>12413852Depends, am I in Equestria or still on Earth?
>>12414330G1 mint pone is still best mint, Lyra.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/2120011?password=c5ccfd9e2d4fc954a347cb1e13a8dbc37a70b188we disguiser now
>>12414330Woah nelly, I love mint.
>>12414330NOT NOW LYRA.
>>12414345>wanting your athletic waifu to have a huge buttWhat is wrong with you?
>>12414330Mint is not for implied sexual, but just for cute.If you want sexual, you will need to take her out on a couple of dates first.
>>12414323That means I would never die unless it's a very very very serious and special episode!
>>12414371and huge tits
>>12414371She who dies with the most butt wins.
>>12414375>take pony out on date>she's actually really boring and not very talkative>she's even a little rude to the wait staffWould you tell her that it's not working out?
>>12414320I can't imagine that they reacted too strongly, they're usually pretty chill.
It's been a long time since I've drawn a stallion, so apologies if something looks wrong or awkward.
>>12413852>magic up some ethereal hands>magic up some ethereal legs>slip on some clothes>put on a fedora to hide the ears and horn>go about day>nobody bothers me because fedora
>>12414391Yes and you can stay with your waifu forever
>>12414375>Implying she isn't for sexualJust look at that crazy bitch smile she does sometimes, only a for sexual pone would do that.
>>12414417>>12414420dual wielding bat pones
>>12414422What fun is it being a pony if you can't act like one?
>>12414406>Just start hugging her>Ignore the fact that she's punching you
>>12414406That doesn't sound like Lyra at all, so I'm good.
Anonymous is Legion. Down with tripfags.
>>12414428Hooraaaaaaaa... a..y... ;_;
>>12414417I love it.
>>12414316Most of the runs for far has been great. No mirrored this time as well
>>12414417pretty cuteand that story about your niece was hilarious
>>12414434The amateur porn you can make on the down low.
>>12414417>>12414420I got the request once too.
>>12414440You don't really know anything about Lyra though
>>12414449You'll never be with her.
>>12414420>>12414417I love this interact between day guard and bat pone
>>12414465You'll never be real.
>>12414463Basing her off the bits and pieces we get of her from various episodes, I think we can put together a picture.
why is pony such a pony
>>12414470>I'm not real?
>>12414463Well she likes... hay smoothies! I mean she drank that shit three times! She has to like it!
>>12414465But she's not my waifu, Anon.I wouldn't mind being close friends with that pony, though
>>12414417>my request10/10- a new era in requests
>>12414455What are you talking about?
>>12414482what if they were just soda?
>>12414452Yeah, I can't think of a single non-entertaining run but I especially liked that one because the runned seemed like he was extremely high on multiple drugs.
>>12414494oh wait that was tanwoops
>>12414462People really seem to like that pose for some reason.
>>12414503Well the thing has a hay logo...
>>12414493God I hate seeing Pinkie cryIt just ain't right.
>>12414549apple soda for sure
>>12414541Then cheer her up, you faggot.
is this shipping between bat pone and day guard acceptable beside any fandom?
>>12414549Well, she likes a hay related drink.Happy now?
anyone know how to download videos from gaybeast?
>>12414511I watch his stream a lot. He is always like that.
>>12414564>implying it's acceptableanon, it forbidden love! which is probably why Luna does nothing about it, because she's a sucker for the old forbidden love stories like that
>>12414596love is not forbidden in equestria
>>12414591That doesn't seem like a happy reaction image.
>>12414570>Pinkie would never leave your side until you passed away
>>12414564yes it is
>>12414610So what does she do when she's done smothering you?
>>12414604except for when it's socially forbidden. and probably will get you fired. Then it's pretty forbidden.
>>12414604What if a pony loved a sheep?
>>12414590I didn't know about him before SGDQ but I'll definitely be watching his stream from now on.
>>12414330>recoloring old art
>>12414638I'm pretty sure that's not a recolor...
I put flat colors and inked it.
>>12414625good thing that never happens
>>12414626Hey, Big Mac can do what he wants, okay?
>>12414625Public displays of love are encouraged by Princess Celestia as love makes their world go round.
pony had the 'nam dream again
>>12414679She probably needs to make the world go round so she can stop moving the sun
>>12414679But it also makes them a target for Changelings.
>>12414679Look at all those bits, what a whoreI wish I could buy a kiss from her ;__;
>>12414686I tell pony that pony really should see that support group and that shrink
>>12414696Yea it's a two way street, kinda like gasoline of our world. It's needed but its evil too.
>>12414686Calmly remind Fluttershy that she was never in Vietnam Christ, I told her Deer Hunter wasn't wasn't about a bunch of cute deers hunting berries.
>>12414656I meant to post this one.
>>12414541Pinkie is not for sad.
>>12414700Come on anon, you can PONY up 10 bits!
>>12414679How public display are we talking hereCan I just mount a mare in the streets?
This pony needs your help. She can't raise the sun unless you hug her.Do you accept?
>>12414679Shows of affection, even the most intimate, are welcomed in the Crystal Empire. Public sex is a thing and Princess Cadance welcomes it.
>>12414596>Implying Luna would be a sucker for silly forbidden love stories like that>Implying she wouldn't fire them both if she knew, becasue guards has to stay focused on their jobsAutist detected.
>>12414728No I like the night
>>12414730>being this madautist detected
>>12414725I can and I would, but she isn't real and never will be
>>12414719That is a cute butt.
>>12414728I would hug her whenever she wanted.
>>12414728How could I resist?
>>12414728Do...do I have to let go?
>>12414738>Implying I'm madOversensitive cunt detected
>>12414730>implying luna doesn't lforce one of he nightguards to put on a cute and frilly girly dress and let's the others rut him while she watches
>>12414652you're right, it's just a plain old rip off of the original twilight one
>>12414757>being this madlol
>>12414728No fuck thatI'm trying to get more sleep in
>>12414756you can hug her as long as you want
>>12414730are you kiddingthousand years ago you were happy with what you got, and what you got was probably things like "baths" that were more like tin buckets and great big green things with teeth
>>12414731>>12414753>>12414754It was a ruse. She just wanted an excuse to hug you.It's a winghug, too.
>>12414776Good thing she's immortal.
>>12414719reported for posting buttcracks of ponies
>>12414780Oh my, those are best hugs.
>>12414780I wonder what it would be like to hug Celestia. Probably really warm and comforting. Like a nice soft blanket on a cold Winter's day.
>>12414798I don't know what you're talking about.
pony just bit you on the arm
>>12414798>jarekwho the fuck is that?
>>12414780GoodTo Hell with the SunI don't want any Vitamin D giving celestial objects to bother my while hugging
>>12414758>>12414777That's how the comic ends after luna catches dayguard/nightguard
>>12414815what if pone bit your shoulder while cuddling?
>>12414814>>12414816you would know if you were popular enoigh to be in the secret skype clubs its smutanon
>>12414805Just imagine that silky fur and those soft feathers.
>>12414832Who are you?
>>12414837Do ponies get off on cuddling?
I love apt, it's such a powerful package managerIs there an apt pone? I really want to hug an apt pone right now.>fuck everything up with a gnome3 ppa>just pin everything to the actual repos with priority 1001>fixedI love you apt
>>12414837I didn't know pone got so turned on from cuddling.
>>12414859prob tiara, you can tell because the art is bad
>>12414840>you were popular enoigh to be in the secret skype clubs
>>12414862yescuddling makes pony receptive to sex which makes pony receptive to cuddling
>you will never have a slumber party with Celestia
>>12414832That leg anatomy is pretty broken in most cases.
>>12414832I don't like this ending.
>>12414837Send pone back to the shelter for being too aggressive
>>12414881Is that horse going to rape her
>>12414870this gif is fake
>>12414881That unicorn fit more of Rarity rather than Celestia.
what if pone is smarter than human
>>12414881Define [\spoiler]>Rape>>12414907True, true
>>12414870You could have my problem, being in a skype group, but never talk in it.
>>12414815slapping a pony on the cock is how horse guides actually calm down horses who get out of control. i learned this when i went on a horse riding tour with a group of people.
>>12414929human stupid pone smart
>>12414942But did you execute it?
>>12414942The fuck do you do with a mare then? Flick her clit?
>>12414952>no best princess
>>12414881what is this artists site?
>>12414942>Cantdance punches SA in the dick whenever they have fights>Always wins
>>12414963You mean "Humans are stupid and ponies are smart."
>>12414972http://www.gocomics.com/heavenly-nostrils/2012/06/10You can work your way back from there.
>>12414842>That gentle, warm breath on your neck as she nuzzles you.
>>12414968fuck i dont know. i wasnt going to discuss horse genitals in that situation.
>>12414955so this is how windows skype looks like?
HEY MLPG.YOUR FAVORITE PONY IS DUMB BECAUSE THEY SMELL LIKE BUTT
>>12414929What if pone IS human?What if human is pone? What if this is all a dream, and we're ponies RIGHT NOW?
>>12414952There's one too many.
>>12414986>>12414972http://www.gocomics.com/heavenly-nostrils/2012/04/22I save you the trouble. Remember to bookmark this, okay?
>>12414991>Twilight>smells like buttThanks for reminding me of twilight unwashed...
>>12414991Not true. She smells like lavender and new books.
>>12414999this is why she went offline
>>12414991Shut hte fuck up, you little shit!I'm going to murder you!
>>12414992Is Twilight dreaming of Anon, or is Anon dreaming of Twilight?
>>12414909that is a very large tail
>>12415029it was a mutual dream
>>12414909>Atryl clone #179376
>>12415029I hope they have a dream episodeOther than Scootaloo having Nightmares
>buying porn commission of your OC with sibsy>when she already has a pony bfhttp://atrylplus.tumblr.com/post/55144123199/midnight-conversations-commission-you-knowthat is creepier than usual
>>12415051...i didn't want it to be posted, to be honest
does pony use 12 hour time or the superior 24 hour military time
>>12415047That doesn't even look slightly similar to Atryl
>>12415047>not wanting to draw like the best artist in the fandom
>>12415056it's too big
>>12415073Best ≠ most popular
>>1241506424 hours is only for the military?Over here every single person uses it.
>>12415059>earingsthat's not Sibsy's OC
Pick one.You get to hang out with her but she never stops going on about her job. There are also snuggles at the end of the day (or night, if Luna).
>>12415029Anons dreaming of twilight are all manifestations of simultaneous twilight polyhedral princess space entitities you are educated stupid by celestia's obama illuminated zionist puppets and they should die for their transgressions or repent for childish adult fibs pertaining to multiple instances of in-dream ponying pony across the four sided continuum of infinite causality the truth is many twilights dreaming on each side of time to create anon dreaming of twilight creates twilight on the other side of the side of time that anon is dreaming on adjacent to where twilight dreams of anons across cuboidal universes
>>12415064Pony time. It's always pony time.
>>12415092That's okay, I wouldn't mind hearing about her job.
>>12415082Maybe she's part squirrel.
>>12415083he's the most popular because he's the best
>>12415064Most likely the 12 hours system since their clocks look to be standard ones
>>12415092Celestia. I'd love to hear about it to be honest.
>>12415092>chrysalis>unemployed, has drones do everything for herThat one
>>12415092I'd rather have my waifu princess but since she's not on there I'll take the second best choice.Luna_________
>>1241506424 hours. AM and PM a shit.
>>12415118You were supposed to pick before you read the spoiler.
Pony Time!Comeon, grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands.
>>12415125twilight isn't a princess
>>12415139Fuck the rules, I have pony.
>>12415140>you will never go on an adventure with your pone friends
>>12415064>>12415136My niggers, the other one is just confusing and unnecessary.
>>12415092Luna. Seems legit and I'm curious on what she does. Maybe convice/trick her into gossiping about her dreamwalking.But with celestia, I could get Pic related, which is also cool.thanks again, Xieril, for doing this.
>>12415152No you have bug
>>12415152noyou forfeit your pony by not following the rulesyou get nothing
>>12415149Yes she is.
>>12415092You said it like its a bad thing. I would love to hear Celestia's day.
Is there an oc around here that didn't get caught on by the masses?
>>12415170Bug is pony.
>>12415140With Spike the dog and twilight the human!
>>12415158No prob man.Why don't you suck my dick some more? ;)
>>12415173if twilight is a princess then applejack also has a truck with a cardboard cutout of twilight in it
>tfw fleur will never be seen again
>>12415174That is a very adorable sun princess.
>>12415189this calls for a spycheck
>>12415189>uppercase XYou beefed it
>>12415180you're just saying that to make her feel good about herself
>>12415195>Fur getting sunburnedI don't care of it happened in the show. That's bullshit.
>>12415179This is an OC from the spring of 2012She had a short run of the star of a mini quest and her special talent was sniffing buffs
>>12415140http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-YFjDigsCk#t=3m50sDaily reminder that Pen wants nothing to do with ponies.
>>12415208She sure is.
>>12415195Bulimia, I'm sorry to say.
>>12415211>in one scene twilight barely knows how to use a human body>in the next scene she is doing complex dance movesthanks for the quality writing meghan
>>12415216Does that mean I won't get to suck your dick?
>>12415208Celestia is always either cute or beautifulOr both
>>12415223adventure time is overrated
>>12415223Some things arent meant to be.
>>12415179Enema bag pone
>>12415241thanks for the autism anon
>>12415231i like to think that celestia's immortality is similar to that of a phoenix, which means that she has to revert to a juvenile state every few decades.>you will never snuggle a filly celestia
>>12415246She just quite loveable!
>>12415179All the contributors self insert OCs didn't catch on as far as I know
>>12415231I just want to ruffle her mane and give her a squeeze.
>>12415223its more like he is saying crossovers are stupid, all crossovers.i agree with him, all crossovers ever are awful.
>>12415270>calling it phoenix immortality>not jellyfish immortality
>>12415257Wow, are those really how big her wings are?O-oh my...
>>12415300She wants you to touch them
>>12415241>Twilight gets wings>Minutes later she knows how to fly perfectly
>>12415313Is that a yes?
>>12415328I like to imagine it was beginner's luck, and she spent the next half hour with her horn embedded in a tree trunk
>>12415241Yeah, she should have written a 4-year montage of her learning how to move.Retard.
>>12415328>then in EQG she suddenly can't fly anymore
>>12415350you're welcome to think that but it will never be explained and you'll never get a "twilight learns to fly" episode
>>12415339This and the KNDxBIlly and Mandy episode with a cameo from Ed Edd and Eddy
>>12415349Haha, of course not!
>>12415362that's because ponies don't have fingers
>>12415331Drawn pone > Drawn human > Photorealistic pone > Photorealistic human
>>12415358Plympton's such a silly shit
>>12415278>>12415257I want to tickle her wings
>>12415388Anon please that's inappropriate. Tickling is her fetish
I wish pony voice would crack more on show. It's adorable."You're invited to a pARty"
>>12415399that just makes me want to tickle them more. In public.
>>12415387And that's why I love him.
>>12415388Knowing half of mlpg, they'd tickle her pickle
>>12415365Why didn't Chrysallis just clone herself to take over Equestria?What would the clones even act like?
you are not alone
>>12415432Super-cheesy cliche villains.
>>12415432LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
>>12415412I wish pony would make more horse sounds.I wish they could make the clop sound when they walk.
>>12415432Arrogant with a need to be in control. It would never work.>No, I'm the best chrysalis>Did you mean me?>No, she meant to say I was the best chrysalis>I hate all of you>GROUP SEX
>>12415425How To Kiss and 25 Ways to Stop Smoking never fails to make me laugh
>>12415443Get your... things out of my waifu, you bitch!
this accurately shows what would happen when humans appear in equastriahttp://imgur.com/a/WuX99
>>12415453Love Love Love la la lovela la lovemakes the world go round
>>12415488Except not really. Unlike pigs and dogs, we have hands. We wouldn't just be domesticated and run in front of cars. We'd fight back. OR DIE TRYAN
>>12415514>meghan unfing to men's buttsGAY
I'm suddenly reminded of [PMV] Dork
>>12415488Why do they have their noses chopped off? that's not equivalent to debeaking at all
Cadence a shit
Pony has had better days.
>>12415577if you don't like cadence, equestria girls or princess twilight you're probably a brony who thinks his headcanon is better than the show
>>12415280Axe cop and doctor mc ninja cross over was excellent
>>12415595I liked equestria girls and i love princess twilight.Cadance a shit.
>>12415558The intro was the best part of EQG imo
>>12415502Power, Super, Super-Power, Power, Super, Super-Power
>>12415605Mind just sitting next to pony for a while? Pony could use the company.
>>12415577Nah I don't have a scat fetish
I accidentally sent a joke picture depicting a handjob over MiiverseI meant to hit cancel but I hit sendfuck
>>12415615>those opinionsno anon, you a shit
>>12415488Unlike pigs and dogs, we have language and taste like shit, and unlike many humans (especially outside of developed areas), ponies are nice to pretty much everyone.Stop projecting your self hatred onto equestria pls>what actually happens>"oh you humans are nice enough">"you just have to go found your own country over there though">"you only get to visit equestria, it's our policy"
>>12415558that was a good pmv
>>12415630Fuck is miiverse?
>>12415621It was horrible
>>12415639>taste like shitAre you sure?
>>12415630>handjob image to some kidEnjoy the party van
which pony is ruckiest pony?
>>12415625I would if I could
>>12415633>That anti-opinionWell you a double shit
>>12414939Flak, you still here?
>>12415655Funny Meme : - )
Which of the main 6 did you think you were most like in S1 (or whenever you got into the show)?Do you think you've change since then? Now who do you think you're most like?Also theres a [song] in this
>>12415639but ponies let other races live in equestria
>>12415635I am bisexual
>>12415683what kind of a fucking filename is that?
>>12415675You've been here 5 times in the last hour>What do you want?
>>12415683Fluttershy never change for me since 2011.
>>12415684Unless they have a track record of pony rape.
>>12415693I miss uploading gifs
>derpibooru is still downI miss my daily dose of new pony images ;_;
>>12415707They let Gilda in.
>>12415683Twilight. I haven't changed much, but pony did, so now I'm not much alike to any of them.
>>12415683>Then: fluttershy>now: s2 anxiety-ridden twilight
>>12415683I didn't particularly see myself in any of the characters when I first watched the showMostly because when I first watched the show I was mostly just asking myself "how the hell did this get popular?"
>>12415683I was a huge Fluttershy in S1. I grew into a Twilight.Not sure if that's growing though..
>>12415693i miss the days when basically all the content of this fandom was in here
>>12415726Dash said it was consensual anon
>>12415680The things she does for love.
>>12415680>that face of extreme joy and happinessI d'aww everytime.
>>12415719ok, that's freaky
>>12415749But Fluttershy didn't.
>>12415683If I had to pick one it'd probably Twilight, but I'm not really like any of them.
>>12415748>>12415719Don't answer to my beefy deleted post, you little shits!
>>12415754...am I missing something?
>>12415751Man, Bon Bon should just realize that Anon likes her as a pony.
>>12415761Fluttershy fell down some stairs and reversed her testimony
>>12415737Ah, come on! Don't be like that!
>>12415719I'd prefer if you weren't dumping EG gifs all the time but if you have no intention of stopping, do say so and I'll just filter it.
>>12415783Shes talking to lyra.
>>12415791Because Rainbow Dash is blue
>>12415693Should be back tomorrow
>>12415789MORE LIKE TESTI-PONY
>>12415791>you will never fondle Ashleigh's balls
>>12415794W-what do you want?I swear I don't have more money for lunch!
>>12415794GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE THEY EAT YOU
>>12415803No, Lyra's not even in the same room.
>>12415797She left already anon
>>12415813C-can I suck her off too?
>>12415821Pls, i drew that image, i should know it's origional intention.
sex with blossomforth
>>12415801I'm sorry, but if you don't like my posts, filter away.Just be aware that I don't always post with a name, and if you see one of my old gifs, it's usually NOT me.
>>12415836>you will never feel her big throbbing cock in her mouth as she fills it with her thick spunk
>>12415828Good, I have better ponies to attend to
IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
>>12415808>>12415822>for transgressions against good humor and multiple violations of the too terrible to exist puns act of 801 ANMM, the race of humanity will hereby see its residence privileges revoked until they demonstrate an aptitude for comedy
>>12415828I should be chasing after her, shouldn't I?
>>12415844It's bad form to lie. Lyra was over at Moondancer's that day at that hour, there were fifteen witnesses.
>>12415851As long as you only dump with a name on, that's fine
>>12415860I already told you I don't have more money for lunch! Just leave me alone already!
>>12415877>I only hate it because he has a name on
>>12415865So a horse walks into a bar........................"ouch"
>>12415861>>12415873I want to get spitroasted by Ashleigh and Nicole
>>12415862>better poniesthat's a good one
>>12415877Can't make any promises.
Why don't you have a ponying cube yet?
>>12415892Oh fuck my back!
>>12415900I think it's an issue of filtering, not of disliking names
>>12415900I've no problem with his posts, but the last thing I want to see or be reminded of is EG, if he dumps the gifs anonymously, they will not be filtered, if he dumps them with a name on, they will be filtered, it's not rocket science.
this isn't gayhttp://www.xvideos.com/video4573022/oriental_ladyboy_amateur_ass_fucked_hard
>>12415909>implying you could take Nicole's enormous rod
>>12415865What do you call a pony that sleeps around?A little whorse
>>12415903I should not have laughed
>>12415892that pony is TOO flexible
>>12415930I could try, Anon.And I will be remembered as the Anon why tried to take Nicole big beautiful dick in my ass.
>>12415944>>12415903horse jokes have NEIGHver been funnier
>>12415912>Implies Rainbow Dash>Posts PinkieYea sure
>>12415941Fine, you can have my lunch, pony!Now leave me alone or I'll call my mom!
>>12415903>>12415944>>12415981>change that to "permanently revoked"
>>12415927>I don't like eqgSUCKS TO BE YOU
>>12415983It's because Pinkie knows it too
>>12415916I want to be locked in that box so I dont have to write my exams but can pony all day long
>>12415997I enjoy signs of cancer too
>>12416008...But I already gave you my lunch! What else do you want?!I swear I'l cut you m8, you piece of shit waste of oxygen, i'lll rekt ya m8, i'll rekt ya.
>>12415974You will need a lot of training until you could take her 15" colonsplitter.And if you could no other dick could ever satisfy you and give you the same feeling of being full with her throbbing flesh and being overfilled by gallons of her cum.
WAIT!DON'T MARRY THAT PONY, ANONYMOUS!SHE'S ACTUALLY
>>12416028>beating up lyraI'll kill you
>>12416024EqG has no effect on the actual show, and overall helps the brand.
>>12416033It'd be worth it.
>>12416033You fuckers are so extremely creepy
>>12416051A DOG?!I DON'T CARE
>furaffinity>I wonder if they have furry bunnies there
>Larson has no S4 episodes>his first S5 episode is Twilight's marriage to Flash
>>12416028Yea those flabs for arms will really do damage, to a flea! Now give me your pants.
Flitter or Cloudchaser?
>>12416056Shhh, I actually don't know how to beat up someone, I'm just trying to defend myself from the bully, anon.
>>12416072You should have been here for the sounding stallion and his massive ejaculations and the changeling corrupton/tf
>>12416058>EqG has no effect on the actual showyeah we said that about the royal wedding toy playset tooand the leaked images of alicorn twilightbut don't worry I'm sure you'll be right this time
>>12416072We do our best
>>12416077I wonder if Flash Sentry will go back to Sunset Shimmer or if he will date Twilight Sparkle when she transfers to the school.
>>12416090But I'm wearing shorts...
>>12416102too lateyou came to the wrong neighborhood
>>12416108At least that's not fantasizing about a VA fucking them with their gigantic futa cockThis is /tv/ level creepy
>>12416060You might change your mind once you've got that far, but if you do there's nothing you can do. Very few can take her and just letting you go would be a real waste.
>>12416058It does have effect on the actual show because the creators don't realize that the two should be separated, and it can only hurt the franchise if it fails, if it succeeds it will be considered its own separate entity and once again won't help FiM, not the show anyway.
>>12416085Oh, they've got those and a whole lot more~
>>12416125Give 'em or I'll hang you on a flagpole by your whitey-tighties. And don't try to deny having them, I can see them from here.
>>12416148>and just letting you go would be a real waste.W-what do you mean?
>>12416085Since you can only view adult material on FA if you click for the option, Fluttershy should find plenty of furry bunnies
>>12416184No matter what you'd say, she can't let someone who can survive her cock just leave. She rarely gets relief and needs a lot of it.
requesting EQG rarity with this viewhttp://i.imgur.com/UMjkX.jpg
>>12416181fuck you lyra
>>12416077Flash Sentry is confirmed to not be in S4, and S5 isn't in production.>>12416110>yeah we said that about the royal wedding toy playset tooAnd yet S3 was just as enjoyable(to me at least) as the rest of the series.>and the leaked images of alicorn twilightTwilight didn't seem much different while she was a pony in the movie, and we haven't seen enough of S4 to know how the "alicorning" will affect her.
>>12416198>Are you an adult?>"Well of course I am!"
>>12416214>believing her lies
>>12416213>a stream suddenly falls from between her legs
>>12416110Your conclusions are very generalized and biased at their core. I believe you to either be purposefully trying to incite a previously hashed out argument or you suffer from lower intelligence.Some people in these threads were in disbelief over the Royal Wedding stills and even the images of Twilight with wings, but Hasbro never denied those things. The writers have explicitly stated that EQG will have no impact on the TV series. They have never lied before about something of this magnitude so there is no reason for anyone not to believe them until proven otherwise.If your rebuttal to that is the Meghan Lying meme, then I must remind you that she was obviously just having fun on Twitter. Willingness to admit that you didn't realize that is not a winning argument to make in defense of your intelligence.
>>12416213Up on the pole you go!
>weekends when mlpg inc. is somewhat ded miniature ponies sneak .
>>12416214Just you wait. Flash Sentry will be seen in the background and not have any interaction with Twilight and everyone will still go apeshit about how Meghan lied.
>>12416248>fur in my coffee>among other thingsthat's fucking gross
>>12416214>Twilight didn't seem much different while she was a pony in the movie, and we haven't seen enough of S4 to know how the "alicorning" will affect herYeah I'm not going this way again, I was cautiously optimistic about many things and they all turned out to be rubbish
>>12416248Can you draw coffee pony slowly dissolving in the hot watrer?
>>12416173>It does have effect on the actual show because the creators don't realize that the two should be separatedBut it IS separated. Flash and Sunset Shimmer won't be in season 4, and I bet the whole indecent will go unmentioned.>and it can only hurt the franchise if it failsPlease, explain how a spinoff can ruin a whole franchise.>if it succeeds it will be considered its own separate entity and once again won't help FiM, not the show anyway.I never said it would help the show, at least not directly.If it succeeds, that means a wider target audience and more money to keep the brand going.
>>12416262>A text longer than two lines and it's not green>It must be some kind of copypasta because my brain cannot comprehend such a gargantuan wall of characters
Am I a brony if I useI use Help Twilight Win the Crown as my alarm
>>12416243>They have never lied before about something of this magnitude so there is no reason for anyone not to believe them until proven otherwise.I refuse to believe someone is so retarded and so in denial.
>>12416319"ur dum" is not an argument
>>12416245>somehow lyra ends up on the flagpole
>>12416319When have they lied about something like this?
>>12416298>Please, explain how a spinoff can ruin a whole franchiseI wonder what /co/ would say to thatthey'd probably point to every Babies spinoff ever made firstly
>>12416248>not using french press
sex with Rarity
>>12416361You can't exactly ruin Barbie.
>>12416368he didn't say barbie
>>12416248Her ass must be burning off.
>>12416368DISREGARD THIS POST I CAN'T READ FUCK
>>12416331There were lies from many people who work on the show. >like this?That would imply I'm going to play under your rules and accept your scale. I do not. I don't think that the slick lie about "EQG not affecting the show" is something big. It is not. It is usual policy for the press and the fans.
>>12416363>getting autistic over your beanwater
>>12416348And I can make it into a knot too!
>>12416362The only thing I'm thankful for is they got rid of the face tattoos.
>>12416384more like a luke warm bath.Aftr all, mlpg doesn't have budget for a good coofee maker
>>12416363>liking grounds in your coffee>liking waiting forever for coffee>like it matters in taste
>>12416393You still didn't provide any proof
>>12416393>There were lies from many people who work on the show.>no evidence just a 4chan postDid you go to the /v/ school of debating?
>>12416406>And I can get the knot in, tooUNF
>>12416363Coffee elitism is worse than pizza elitism
>>12416329Stelio Kontos strikes again!
>>12416411So would anon just forgo the cup and lick the caffeine from the lounging pony to get his fix?
>>12416411why doesn't coffee pone like company
>>12416363>not being part of the glorious aeropress master race
>>12416411I ship EqG Minituffs and EqG Derpy
>>12416429Yeah....not that I don't like to let my expresso sit.
>>12416298We don't know that it's separated, and the only reason for it not being references in the future, in case it won't be, is because the writers are lazy and don't care about continuity. Which would be in this one case a good thing, but since it's one of Hasbro's cheap moneygrab attempts, it has a much higher likelyhood of being references at some point.I never said it would ruin the entire franchise, but it can hurt its performance, although reception wasn't negative enough to make any kind of serious impact. If, once we learn about the sales figures, it turns out that EG did horribly and cost Hasbro a ton of dosh, they'll make sure to subtract that from the MLP annual budget, although I doubt that this would affect the show itself.If EG does well enough, the only thing that will happen is that we get more EG dolls and an EG series, which is a total and utter loss for the fans of FiM, the franchise, and humanity as a whole.
>>12416363>>12416364Thanks, I will.
>Being part of the beans race at all
>>12416437she's very territorial
hey anon why do you have my watchyou should give it to me
>>12416429There's certain things you just don't touch
>>12416445I ship EqG Derpy and EqG Trixie
>>12416429Plain brooklyn style master race here.
>>12416471It's my watch you liar! My mom bought it for me!
>>12416494>Expecting a blind man to know shit about beverages
i am giving my old computer to my little sister. is there any way to completely get rid of the mlp porn and bestiality porn without have to reinstall windows?
>>12416476That looks delicious
>>12416519that's my phone too
>>12416519I killed your mom
>>12416525you can put the weirdest things on pizza. It will still taste good
>>12416524Delete it and clean the trashcan with cc cleaner.
>>12416429Pizza elitism is justified though. Some pizza is fucking disgusting.the best pizza is the one you make yourself, to your own tastes
>>12416524isn't that what a system restore is for?
>>12416524If she finds it just look at her disgusted like she's the one that downloaded it and back away slowly.
>>12416524If you saved them all in specific folders then yes, but also wipe all temp data, browser data, cookies, browser history, clear thumbnail cache and if you had search indexing then that tooIt's faster and easier to reinstall windows.
>>12416524DBANcat /dev/urandom > /dev/sda for good measureinstall GNU/linux
>>12416539>>12416540Lies. All lies.No wonder why Lyra is your name.
>>12416524leave it there
>>12416524Leave it in there, only bury it somewhere in the windows directory. She'll never bother to look there.
>>12416429New Haven master race
>>12416603that looks awful
>>12416524format your computer and do a clean install of your OS and then upload a torrent of stash.
>>12416611I would buy that mug
>>12416524>implying that all the sperm weren't equally shitty, containing the genes from one guy>implying part of that isn't environmental and another part the conditions you were exposed to in the womb (a sudden testosterone surge can make you a genius for some reason)
>>12416623your mug a shit