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Old pony edition!

Even older horse: >>12398653
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>>12403936
Granny Smith is the best FIM character.

Prove me wrong.
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>>12403984
That alone will kill the planet.
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Does your favorite pony like the crust cut off her sandwich?
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>>12403984
That doesn't sound very safe.
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>>12404020
I like Young Smith.
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>>12403936
Will Granny live long enough to see her granddaughter crowned?

Will she tell her how proud her parents would have been?
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>>12404045
I wonder how her parents died
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>>12404012
I don't know, big mac is still really big
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>>12404035
Only if it's shitty bread.
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>>12404042

She's like a non retarded Applejack.
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Guess what got a cartoon, /co/.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcRlN4v03k4
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>>12403923
>That is until Applejack shows up
>"Applebloom?" She calls out, half yeling, half yelling. She peaks in to Anon's room and relaxes. "There you are. Came to check on you and found an empty bed. What are you doing bothering poor Anon like this?"
>"No, it's ok! He said it was!" Applebloom retorts from under the bed sheets
>He and Applejack exchange glances and he nods, him nodding an affirmative.
>Applejack smirks sheepishly.
>"Well I guess if this is such a great spot durrng a storm, I might as well hunker down myself."
>Before he knows in, Applejack nesstles in beside him, opposite of the little Appple.
>One resting htheir head on his chest, the other against his back. Both falling asleep to the sound of his heart beat.
>together, the three of them find a peaceful rest in the stormy night
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>>12404058
EG style ruins it, but it's not a "bad" outfit for her. We need a draw fag to do it.
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>>12404037
I'm sure Discord knows what he's doing.
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>>12404079
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>tfw no vidya tonight with mlpg
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>>12404069
she would usually go for big mac, though tonight he is elsewhere, fucking some mare
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>>12404099
And then big mac enters, and lays on your chest, completely pinning you down.
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>>12404086
If we're /co/ right now then I'd just like to say that Ugly Americans in it's two seasons are better than Futurama's reboot and stand toe to toe with pre-cancellation Futurama and FG
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>>12404069
>But unky Anon, you're as big as Celestia!
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>>12404076
okay?
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>>12404108
>thick femanon
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>>12404076

I just...what?
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>>12403800
>fluttershy
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Does pony ever wonder if their parents are/were good in bed?
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>>12404135
if you think about it

ponies are human sized

like get on four legs right now and you're pretty short
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>>12404101
>tfw she wrote that letter to herself
>tfw she's just playing pretend because no one asked her to the Fall Formal
>tfw she danced with the muffin because otherwise she'd be dancing by herself, and she'd rather be thought of as crazy than that "desperate loser who couldn't get a date"
Hell, even that nutjob Twilight Sparkle got a date.
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>>12404135
>marry Applejack
>be Apple Bloom's big-brother-in-law
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>>12404099
>Applejack snores louder than the thunder outside
>Apple Bloom would be kicking me in my sleep the whole night

What a nightmare
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Every frame of Derpy until the credits
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>>12404188
but derpy was dancing at the dance
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I want to be Fluttershy's little sister
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>>12404167
ponies aren't actually much taller if they stand on their hind legs though.
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>>12404135
Oh all right, but just this once.
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Have a sloppy drawing.
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>>12404120
>tfw no vidya with mlpg for the last two months
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>>12404202
Really?
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>>12404214
OH GOD HER EYES
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>>12404205
>pony will never be your poneechan
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>>12404214

that's a horse
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>>12403877
>>12403837
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>>12404135
LOWER HORN
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>>12404202
Was she?

Was it the muffin dance?
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>>12404167
We have long ass legs

Anon confirmed for midget
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>>12404214
Pinkie looks quite sloppy.
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>>12404214
It's like Brock fused with Pinkie Pie
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>>12404045
>>12404054
applejacks parents made a bargain with celestia
their lives for celestia to secretly guide their daughter
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>>12404232
>tfw we saved Derpy
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>>12404229
10/10 would quest with
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>>12404173
I would rather marry Apple Bloom.
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>>12404241
Brock would be completely hopeless in pony land

Too many waifus
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>>12404250
>we
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>>12404188
>>12404232
what did they do to best pony
what did they doooo
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>>12404229
I'd drink with those salty dogs
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>>12404149
>Implying Femanon would be anything but 'thick'

Anon is a fatty
Femanon is a fatty

Red is the only outlier
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>>12404258
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>>12404258
>you and Apple Bloom roleplay a big brother and little sister in the privacy of your home
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>new csi madmax arc of comics
aww yissssss
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>>12404283
But rediv CAN be a fatty.

She likes to eat mentos and diet coke to bulge her belly.
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>>12404129
>Taht is until Granny Smith waks up and starts roaming the halls
>Though she's not exactly awake. Sleepwalking is more appropritate, but at her age who knows.
>"Eventually she wnaderers into the bedroom
>"Confoudned muskrats....zzzzz" Sah mumbles between snors
>"Always guarding their must. Like they have a monoply....zzzz" Eyes clsed, shes prsees her hooves to Anon's bed. "Yes. Yes, thi'll do."
>Without workd or acknowledgement, she climbs in between everyone ad falls (back?) to sleep.

>Not long after, Big Macintosh in a small nightcap and a stuffed animal of his own enters.
>Anon, clearly not going to get any sleep tonight, just nods and nudges with his head a frees spot.
>Big Mac eagerly climbs in and the whole Apple family plus one weathers the storm in comfort and safety
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>>12404229
One more to the dorf collection
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what if bat pony bites you
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>>12404283
Anon is too busy ponying to walk to the fridge.
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>>12404296
>Veritech
FUCK YES
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>>12404310
You turn into a little filly and have to go to Magic Kindergarten
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>>12404299
>plus one

Who's not Apple family there?
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>>12404310
You turn into a tree like in that one episode of star trek
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You have been tasked with babysitting the crusaders, when you open the door to their clubhouse, you find this. What do?
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>>12404277
I honestly don't hate her design in EqG.

That tie is cute.
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>>12404310
You get a 2 day erection.
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>>12404298
why is she so perfect
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>>12404296
Where's the joke?
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>>12404310

Punch it in the nose to assert my dominance.
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>>12404310
bat pony venom is known to cause penile growth and hypertension
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>>12404341
She's also into vomit.
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Reminder to cast your daily votes for Applejack
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>>12404321
you, dumbass
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>>12404349
unf?
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>>12404331
Tell them
KotH > Archer > Futurama > Ugly Americans > Oblongs = Clone High > American Dad = Mission Hill > Bob's Burgers > Simpsons = Family Guy > cat piss > dog shit > Cleveland Steamer > Cleveland Show
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>>12404321
Smartypants
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>>12404298
>mentos and diet coke
>not the hot spermy loads of a hundred men
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>>12404331
salute the american flag and shed a single tear
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>>12404370
Oh, that's right, Smartypants is a Sparkle.
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>>12404356
she confirmed she wasnt in mewball's stram last might

But even if she was
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>>12404375
but that's a russian weapon
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>>12404375
are you clapping with the other hand?
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>>12404356
here we go again
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>>12404367
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>>12404382
She said it herself on tumblr.
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>>12404343
that one was not a joke comic, but a story comic

part one of many it seems
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>>12404366
prolonged exposure to bat pony venom may also result in an elongated tongue

please consult a doctor if conditions persist
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>>12404331
Ask them how the christ they fit a whole meadow into their clubhouse
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>>12404375
But that's a DShK. Soviet design.
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>>12404390
Sorry, you don't get to choose which of your fetishes we talk about.

Even the disgusting ones.
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>>12404408
magic
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>>12404405
un?
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>>12404416
>>12404386
>americans
>not using slavshit guns
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>>12404357
Eleven votes for Applejack.
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>>12404416
wait, it's a kord. I get them confused sometimes..
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>>12404367
accurate
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>>12404418
stop bein mean to me mlpg im leabin
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>not listing Princess Twilight to stir shit up
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>>12404357
10 votes for Fluttershy
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You not petting pony
Pony petting you
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>>12404467
red you got me into stuffing and i thank you for these strange, wonderfull feelings
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>>12404445
u2665
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>>12404467
you're a big dumb stupid face head and your pony isn't even that red
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>>12404476
>10
>flutterfags

seems accurate
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>>12404149

Thick femanons sure are the best
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+11 for Rarity
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>>12404506
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>>12404496
How the hell was I supposed to remember that Flam had the mustache
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would you polish pony's helmet
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Are there any strams presently occurring?
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>>12404518
Anon, you need to practice your autism.
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>>12404528
that's a cute crystal pony
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>>12404357
APPLE NATION REPRESENT
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>>12404518
Just be glad this didn't happen.
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>>12404508
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I don't feel so good, pony...
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>>12404494
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Would you a possessive pony?
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I'm going to do it MLPG...I'm going to fap...WITH MY LEFT HAND
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>>12404559
As long as she outscores Applejack, I'm happy.

Even more so if she gets more the Rainbow Dash
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>people cumong for the thick femanon
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>>12404588
Maybe. It depends on the pony.
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>>12404570

Stop drinking so much pony Anon.
We're all concerned for your health.
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>>12404588
How possessive?
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>>12404596
Don't do it, anon!

You're not ready!
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>>12404583
like a blue-ish purple?
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>>12404583
what have you done
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>>12404599
Okay i'll let her get more than rainbow dash, but your other opinion maintains the red card.
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Hey MLPG. Equestria called, they're running out of ponies.
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>>12404583
WOAH, WAT R U DOING

THATS A RIPOFF OF MY OC BLUE WAFFLE
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>>12404596
Pfft, I've been ambi-fapping for years now. Needed one hand to click through galleries.
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>>12404626
Well what do they want?
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>>12404588
Would I let pony posses me and force me to give handjobs to all the stallions or be a faithful pet to another pony?

Yes.
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>>12404596
I've always fapped with my left hand

How else do you use the computer while you do it?
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>>12404626
I'll help them make more!
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>>12404481
human doesn't fur
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It gets bigger when I pull on it
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>>12404628
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do we have an equestria girls red ribbon design?
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>>12404668
No and let's keep it that way
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>>12404654
Mine's always big in the summer
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>>12404626
Who cares, there's only one good pony anyways
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>>12404536
im doing studies but ill probably stream shit in like 3 or 4 hours like last night lol

i wonder what other kind of autistic shit i can make
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>>12404687
more horse sex comics
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I love pony more than you do!
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>>12404696
But pony loves me and not you
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>>12404659
I guess you like her huh?

shes into fisting, large insertions, multiple penetrations, and sounding
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>>12404687
Why bother with studies when your art is complete shit? It's like you don't try at all.
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How do you make your favorite pony climax without touching her?
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>>12404714
give them shlick fodder
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>>12404706
no thanks I'm full
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>>12404714
Magic
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>>12404649
Pony is brushing your hair anon

With her hoof
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>>12404659
I like Lotte
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>>12404694
yes
>>12404710
that doesnt even make sense

its like you're not even trying.
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>>12404705
No, pony told me she loves me and that's why she's leaving you.
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>>12404694
wait..."more horse sex comics" like "in addition to the ones you have already made" or "to add onto the pile of ones already out there"?

because if it's the former I'm gonna need some information
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>>12404735
That doesn't sound like it would be very effective.
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>>12404696
>>12404705
>>12404745
pone of our lives
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>>12404750
The former
Spoilered for lewd
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>>12404750
They weren't explicit
http://mewball.tumblr.com/
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>>12404714
Lots of dirty talk, a strip tease, and blowing on her clit

It takes a while, but I always get her to squirt on my face
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>>12404706
now i can finally leave
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oh god my tiny liitle butthole cnat eve possibletake in in all this muhc

is something oyur favorite pony owuld say on OPPOSITE DAY
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>>12404763
I'm totally using tubular to describe people now.
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>>12404626
Yeah well. The pony store called, they're running out of you!
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>>12404763

Now let's see the 63'd version with fem shiny
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>>12404763
Not cool bro.
I clicked that image and they took away my surfer license...
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>>12404775

no u shud totes draw her taking a seadragon, small chance, and a vibe in her urethra
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>>12404778
well okay
What would she say when it isn't opposite day?
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>>12404763
love it
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>>12404802
>seadragon
>small chance
>vibe
Neat-
>in her urethra
JESUS FUCKING reminds me of that one story involving a rather old woman and her gynecologist
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>>12404754
Pony has very soft marshmallow hooves rubbing against your hair

ARE YOU FEELING YET?
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>>12404805
helloa hi

woudl you like a hug? Ok
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>>12404770
w-wow
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>>12404837
I would hug a drunk Scrubbles.
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>>12404802
the real rediv doesnt draw
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>>12404840
I want to fuck those ponies
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>>12404775
no you can't
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>>12404826
trust me it feels really good

as long as i clean them before going ass to urethra
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>>12404826
>one story involving a rather old woman and her gynecologist
you mean the one where her husband has been fucking her urethra instead of her vagina?
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>>12404837
Wow, I had no idea my favorite pony was such a hugslut.
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>>12404840
>that lip bite
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>>12404863
That's the one.
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>>12404840
HD SCANS WHERE?
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>>12404863
>You'll never fuck a girl in 4 holes

>tfw you're too big to fuck anyone's urethra
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>>12404831
My hair is very curly and thick. If pony were to rub a soft marshmallow hoof against my hair I'm not sure I would be able to feel anything.
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>>12404889
dont worry
i can get 8 inches in there
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why is pone so ugly
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>>12404887
SOON, FELLOW HORSE READER
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>>12404879
lip bites are nice
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>>12404906
Which pone?

Post an ugly one so I can tell you.
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>>12404916
love em
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>>12404904
>tfw you're too big to fuck anyone's urethra
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>>12404922
this one
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>>12404906
Some ponies are just born ugly
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>>12404904
pics or gtfo bcs
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>>12404925
i didnt say i bottomed out at 8

id be willing to try
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You don't deserve pony.
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>>12404954
I can be a pony whenever I want
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>>12404934
I'd fuck BCS if I could fuck her urethra

I'd stick my dick in crazy for that
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>>12404954
None of us deserves pony.
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if blue pony and yellow pony made a baby would it be green?
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>>12404934
i cant show pics
im a pure virgin maiden that blew out all of her holes with dildos
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>>12404968
but they're both mares
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>>12404929
There are no ugly ponies in that picture
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I miss elosande
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>>12404998
mares can come before Celestia and ask her to make it happen with magic
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>>12404968

Not necessarily.
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>>12404968
Probably orange

I'm sure Big Mac would help out Fluttershy
Dash is to fast to get preggers
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>>12404979
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>>12405013
>implying that those two were not the product of Mrs. Cake getting her frosting from someone else
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>>12405030
poor Mr. Cake

The only thing he's giving his wife is his name
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>>12405030

Jay Naylor pls
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>>12404954
you're right

maybe it's a good thing pony isn't real
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>>12405030
>implying that isn't a shit fanon and you're shit for liking it.
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I did it MLPG.

I am now ambi-fap-dexterous
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>>12405023
srsly u shud draw your oc with a 12 in strapon fucking Blue Waffle's urethra

u can even draw them puking on eachother
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>>12405046
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
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>>12405063
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I finnally did it MLPG, I quit drawing! I'm free!
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>>12405030
>>12405037

God, I hate that fanon.
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>>12405098
I'm just having a giggle mate
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I did it MLPG, I finally quit breathing!
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>>12405094
What will you do now?
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>>12405094
>>12405108
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
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I finally did it MLPG, I caught a pony.
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>>12405111
NICE TRANSPARENCY SHITLORD
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>>12405111
I like this gif
It is a good gif
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>>12405086
but they're perfect for eachother

did i mention that Blue's clit can grow into a futacock that shoots chocolate flavored cum by the gallon?
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>>12405094
I don't know actually. I'm just fed up with drawing and trying to make my art noticeable.
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>>12405111
I can see a line on top of that sloppy Pinkie.
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>>12405006
i miss him too, anon. almost forget he came to MLPG way back when
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I can't draw tonight for some reason. Have this Lyra anyways. Goodnight MLPG.
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>>12405147
It's a good Lyra, I'd touch her butt nonsexually
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I want to cuddle pony on top of a globe.
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>>12405143
I never like Caramel's design or what ever that stallion design back then and I never like it now.
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>>12405157
that's a cat
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>>12405147
those hind legs look odd
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>>12405147
That is quite a hip on that minty pony.
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>>12405166
I'm pretty sure that's a pony anon.
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>>12405178
I think I'd know if it was a pony, I'm not an idiot anon.
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>>12405108
I wish I can quit breathing and die.
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>>12405188
She has a mane and a horn.
Cats don't have manes or horns.
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>>12405147
I like the face

it's cute
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>>12405211
Well not all of them
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>>12405159
sorry anon i was just picking something random from my ELO folder.
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>>12404763
>1 minute
thats being generous for horses
>>
Choice 1:
Infinte porn of your fetish featuring any pony of your choosing

Choice 2:
You may bring back one of the writters who was not working on S4
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>>12405111
>>12405140

I did what I could.
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>>12405147
that is an incredibly cute and sexy spearmint horse
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>>12405235
infinite porn
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>>12404763
>people like this unironically
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>>12405235
Choice fucking 1
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>>12405235
I bring back Faust.
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>>12405235
Choice 2 won't stop the fandom from destroying itself

I choose 1
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>>12405252
>people like mewball
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>>12405235
Choice 1

Bringing back a single writer is not going to make a significant enough difference to anything
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>>12405252
Proof you should stop trying and just do lots of porn and sex jokes
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>>12405235
Choice one

There's not enough Transformation
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>>12405235
Infinite flutterzoo
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>>12405235
Choice 1. Needs more chubby pone facesitting.
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Would you buy her headware?
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>>12405271
>>12405252
But it wasn't funny cause of the sex jokes
It was funny because Shining saying those stupid catch phrases
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>>12405235
1.
all the Rarara buttsex I could ever want...
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>>12405235
Infinite porn

Fetish is pony enjoying a happy married life with GRIFFY
Pony is nyx
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>>12405292
I didn't realize that there were sex jokes.
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>>12405235
Gonna revise this now

One year's worth of porn instead of an infinite supply

second choice is the same
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>>12405292
>>12405301

that's better
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>>12405304
My answer is the same
>>12405261
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>>12405298
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>>12405304
one year's can easily be extended to a lifetime
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>>12405304
can all the porn just be me and my waifu cuddling and having a good time together

a good time that's only about 20% sex?

that's my fetish.
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>>12405266
>that gif
FUCK YOU
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>>12405304
Define still 1 year's worth

because in my head that means "as much porn as I can think of in 1 year" and that's pretty much the same thing as infinite
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>>12405326
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>>12405348
enough porn for 1year

after 1 year the porn is no longer usable or available
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>>12405341
If you want it to be, sure

it does not stop her from not being real though
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This glows in the dark.
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>>12405361
the fuck do you mean by usable
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>>12405341
You're alright. We should be friends.
Unless we have the same waifu, in which case I'll have to kill you.
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>>12405235
HOLD THE FUCKING P_ ONE

DOES THAT INFINITE PORN INCLUDE FLASH GAMES?
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>>12405372
Would buy and keep on shelf while cuddling Fluttershy plushie.
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>>12405372
why?
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>>12405372
Does that mean I can't lick it. fucking dropped
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>>12405383
What's wrong?
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>>12405361
Couldn't I just pretend to be a porn artist and make tons of dosh off of it?
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>>12405392
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>>12405373
Any attempt to fap to it will 100% of the time fail

you won't even get a twitch

>>12405382
sure
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>>12405399
okay
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>>12405399
DID ANON CALL YOU PURPLE AGAIN?

I SWEAR, WHEN I SPEAK TO HIS MOTHER...
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i wanna have sex with princess cadance and shining armor
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>>12405413
b-but she is purple.
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>>12405372
But ponies don't glow in the dark.
This makes no sense...

Now a glowing Zecora plush...
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>>12405413
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>>12405400
THAT IS FUCKING HORRIBLE

>>12405416
we know, red
so do I, Shining Armor seems like such a sweetie
>>
It'll be interesting to see how the plushie market fares once 4DE releases all of its.
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>>12405416
Hope you enjoy profuse anal destruction from shinning armor
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>>12405416

What are you, gay?
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>>12405420
How could you say that
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>>12405378
i'm prepared to fight you to the death, brah.
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>>12405425
D-do you need your wings rubbed?
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>>12405431
Implying he's big.
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>>12405402
Glow in the dark ponies are not good for cuddling. Those lighting will keep you up at night.
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>>12405430
>Hasbro puts a C&D on 4DE

I can't wait to get mine in the mail.
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>>12405430
The niche market will still be fine

4DE probably won't make plushies of OCs or of more obscure background ponies
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>>12405431

>all the male ponies actually have tiny dicks.
What do?
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>>12405437
Don't think you'll be walking away from this.
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>>12405445
>implying his apocalyptic tube steak does not put big mac to shame
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>>12405437
Well that's alright then.
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>>12405446
>Implying I don't sleep with a sleep mask.
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>>12405458
is that what they're calling penny rolls these days
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>>12405450

I'm pretty sure they're licensed though.
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>>12405454
Cute dicks. Gobble 'em.
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>>12405435
But it's a good thing! Purple is a great color.
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>>12405451
I guess so. But the days of exorbitantly priced mane 6 are soon to be over. Maybe even others if they do some fan favorites.
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>>12405469
>Hasbro.
>Licensed a good looking plush.
Damn nigga that's a good fucking joke.
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HOW DARE YOU CALL ME PURPLE?

I WAS BORN WITH A GENETIC DEFECT AND I DON'T NEED YOU MAKING FUN OF IT
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>>12405455
I'll be riding on a chariot made from your bones.
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>>12405400
This is sounding more like a curse now

Everything I think of over the course of a year that involves one of my fetishes doesn't even get me hard after the time is up? I think I'll take the writer return just so I don't have to deal with that dumb garbage
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>>12405483
>Some brony is going to look at his 2 thousand dollar Fluttershy and cry a little.
>Okay a lot.
>Because 'us bronies do cry a lot!'
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>>12405489
But it makes you look beautiful.
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>$350
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>>12405489
It doesn't look like a defect to me.
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>>12405489
but purple is the best color
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>>12405494
Who said it had to be your real fetish
It could be someone elses
And you could sell it
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>>12405483
plushies bigger than 10" or smaller than 5" are not really affected by the new official plushies
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>>12405504
UNF
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>>12405494
No, only the porn that comes into existance for you as a result of your choice.

Any porn made before or after will behave as normal
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>>12405304
hey, you can't change the terms! that's against the rules!
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>>12405504
I want it
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>>12405372
Shimmer is a cute pony.
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>>12405474
All of the best unicorns and even Celestia have a whitish coat
She must feel awfully inferior
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>>12405147
That face is stupidly cute and smug

I want to kiss it
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>>12405494
>sounding

UNF
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>>12405515
>porn disappears after a year
>money doesn't
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>>12405504
>Mane not made out of actual miasma.
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I...I think I want to waifu Sunset Shimmer
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>>12405474
>niggerlight confirmed
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>>12405504
That effect on the mane and tail is REALLY well done.
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>>12405226
...Why does that woman have a tampon strapped to her forehead?
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>>12405531
>All of the best unicorns and even Celestia have a whitish coat
>She must feel awfully inferior
>purple traditionally has been the color of royalty
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>>12405504
I don't like it
I'd spend like 10 on it at the most
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>>12405492
Gonna be hard to do that when you're meat jelly.
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>>12405545
The existence of Shining Armor kind of debunks that
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>>12405542
>all that inferiority complex

Orange trixie
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>>12405564
>implying niggers can't be fa/tg/uys
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>>12405522
>"what are YOU unfing at?"
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>>12405577
*boop*
>>
pony is a spy
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>>12405569
Not enough ketchup
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>>12405560
Gonna be hard to make anyone into meat jelly when you're dead.
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>>12405582
I'd still fuck her.
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>>12405564
>>12405570

>Shining Armor is the pony equivalent of Michael Jackson
It all make sense now.
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>>12405582
>>
we ded
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>>12405577
Lyra bby she's not even real
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>>12405595
unf bugbutt unf unf
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>>12405437
>>12405455
>>12405492
>>12405560
>>12405591
You guys only do this because you know it turns Bonbon on.
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>>12405542

Gotcha covered, buddy!
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>>12405569

>didn't change the cutie mark
8/10, it's shit.
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>>12405605
>Watching stupid chimps fight to the death over her.
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>>12405588
There's only so much you can do with free software.
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>>12405605
>>12405614
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>>12405605
No, we do it for honour and pride. And your facts straight.
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>>12405621
NOW IT JUST LOOKS AWFUL
DISHONOR ON YOU
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>>12405634
Why was typo happen?

Whats happen
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>>12405621

Close enough!
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>>12405504
that's really nice
I'd probably buy it if I still had a job
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>>12405599
>"n-neither am I"
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>
Pone I wish you were born a girl
I wish you were born a girl so I could have been your boyfriend
I know it's not possible now
I've just never met a girl I liked as much as you and me
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>>12405652
because hasbro wrote out all of her flaws
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>>12405591
Gonna be hard to make me dead when I'm busy kissing my waifu.
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>>12405652
>promoting revisionist history
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>>12405652
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>>12405652
Becau- BUY OUR TOYS!
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>>12405651
>implying
>>
No princesses allowed.
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>>12405651
if lyra isn't real why is she in my wardrobe right now
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best wafiu
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>>12405684
Okay...
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>>12405694
can I be prince of the beb?
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>>12405684
Rude. I'm taking my wife Twilight Sparkle with me.
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>>12405661
Did you mean my waifu?
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>>12405684
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>>12405652
A better question would be:
Why isn't she perfect?
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>>12405668
was he contemplating suicide?
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>>12405684
But anon
you are the princess
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>>12405704
wait shit
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>>12405704
Yes, my waifu.
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>>12405703
You can't take my wife anon.
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>>12405711
I'm sure a lot of bronies wish he did.
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>>12405721
That scrunch doesn't look cute at all.
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>>12405712
Oh boy what can I be the princess of
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>>12405733
Gelding Grotto
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>>12405733
Being a faggot.
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>>12405733
Ponyville Cemetary.
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>>12405674

>troll face logo

Poniator, pls.
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>>12405733

Drinking alone in your room on a Friday night.
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>>12405733
drawing ponies
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>>12405733
How about a bugbutt?
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>>12405681
>>12405687
you two need to explain yourselves immediately

>>12405689
cutest pone
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>>12405737
>Gelding Grotto

It still terrifies me that a place like that exists in canon.
That would be like having a place here called Castration Canyon.
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>>12405504
>50cm tall
shit
that's as big as my bat pone
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>>12405721
I'm sorry I won't be able to fight you today, I'm too busy cuddling my waifu.
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>>12405754

Carnifex/Siansaar, yes?
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>>12405737
>>12405739
>>12405751
>

>>12405754
Acceptable
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>>12405755
hhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>12405751
I don't want to be the princess of that
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>>12405750
That is Hasbro's actual logo.
>>
What does pony's butt look like?
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>>12405790

I am the princess of being a 4chan poster.
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>>12405764
My waifu and I are happy for you.
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>>12405771
Yea he has a lovely style.
>>12405777
Have another
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>>12405751
I thought Berry had that position.
>>
I'll be the princess of procrastination tomorrow, okay? I just need to rest a bit before taking on the royal duties.
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>>12405795

Yeah... I know. Trust me, I know.
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>>12405805
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>>12405800
butt
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>>12405758
That's probably a real place.
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>>12405805
His humans can be hit-or-miss, but I love his pony art.
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>>12405800
Pony butt looks like ass.
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>>12405800
like this
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>>12405805
Who is that one bug pone that is cheeseleg's daughter or some shit
She's pretty cute
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>>12405694
I chuckle every time
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>>12405839
Her name is Nympha, Princess of the Changelings, and not QUITE an OC, since if you follow the headcanon I'm proposing here, the Cadance Twilight rescued and Shining Armor married was Nympha all along.

It always puzzled the heck out of me that the changeling queen, a creature that lives exclusively through deception, would so blatantly announce her goals as soon as her ruse has been called, and that's not even touching on how Twilight was even starting to believe she was wrong about Chrysalis until she trapped her with Cadance.

So what if the trapped Cadance was also a changeling? Sure, she knew the Nursery rhyme that Cadance taught Twilight, but the first thing Twilight did in front of Chrysalis was that entire nursery rhyme, with full dance routine attached. How hard would it have been to pass that along to Nympha once Chrysalis decided her cover had been blown and that a fallback plan was needed?

Now the obvious question left over is how Nympha managed to do the whole love recharge thing for Shining Armor, in order to blow away the other changelings, if she wasn't the real Cadance? Well, I have a whole multichapter epic still spinning in my head to address that issue, but the short answer is; she may not be the real Cadance, but she really DID fall in love with Shining Armor.

Of course this still leaves the obvious question of "where the fuck is Cadance then!?" It also has an obvious answer when you consider that Changelings feed on love, and Cadance's talent is specifically creating love. I think she might wind up getting her name changed to Cornucopia.
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>>12405834
will she wake up if I touch it?
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>>12405821
It's one of Disney's failed roller coaster rides.
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What should i draw?
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>>12405857
Fluttershy using an inhaler
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>>12405839
This one?
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>>12405850
>less than 20 seconds

Anon calm down
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>>12405805
>lovely style
>$90 for a pencil drawing
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>>12405857
hornjob
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>>12405857
Rumble rutting Anon
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>>12405862
Ewww fluttershy
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>>12405850

My head just exploded. That would be an epic mindscrew moment for MLP.
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>>12405855
>originally called 'The Decapitator', it took on its current name after a tragic accident involving one of the decorative blades coming into unfortunate contact with the genitals of a hapless patron
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>>12405866
>'LET ME SHOW YOU MY FANFICTION!'
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>>12405852
yes, it's very sensitive
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>>12405876
>>12405874
Nno sexual pls
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>>12405863
Yeah that one

Why doesn't cheeselegs look older
Unless there's some stupid fanfic to explain something
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>>12405850

That's stupid, you're stupid, I feel stupider just for reading that.
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>>12405878
she's a cutie
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>>12405894
Rumble rutting Anon non-sexually
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>>12405803
So happy you're posting pictures of my waifu instead of your own? You shouldn't have.
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>>12405894
Fluttershy sucking on Twilight's horn non-sexually.
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>>12405888
well that's no fun
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create your own future
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>>12405909
>>12405904
MLPG pls
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>>12405894
You're ankle-deep in night-thread, you've gotta mention that earlier
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>>12405900

She is an ugly horse that needs to speak up.
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Meido Pinkie
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>>12405900
>Background.
Aw shit.
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http://www.peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com/
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>>12405905
You seem confused, I'm posting Bon Bon, not your waifu.
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>>12405887
Get the fuck away please
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>>12405926
nice oc
what does she have to do with mlp though?
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>>12405917
I'll, uh, just continue practice sketching then.
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>>12405914
My WAIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>12405929
Why is that URL so intriguing?

More importantly, why does that URL exist?
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>>12405871
He lowered them to a regular level a while ago?
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>>12405905
I heard that horse farts in her sleep.
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>>12405929
Dammit I was expecting TF!
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MLPG, you all talk a lot about owning merch.
Well, I don't believe you, I don't think any of you own shit. Show me your ponies.
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>>12405951
your waifu is a spider?
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Bronycon is next weekend right?

Do we have a final list of the contributors attending? Are they on any panels?
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>>12405926
oh god

unf
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>>12405970
Are you sure you're prepared to go down that road?
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>>12405970
I've never claimed to own anything though.
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Applejack just said she loves you
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>>12405871

Remember, as long as somebody is willing to pay for something then it isn't overpriced.
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>>12405972
This image is false.
They did not ask a question at all, their sentences did not end in a question mark!

MEIN FEUR!
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>>12405926
I want to do so many lewd things with that Pinkie
SO many lewd things
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>>12405970
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>>12405930
That's funny because bonbon is my waifu. I even have the marriage certificate.
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>>12405972
Waifu is lyra
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>>12405989
But I already told her I'm in love with Twilight.
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>>12405943
It's Pinkie.
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>>12405970
fillyrafag reporting in
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>>12405985
Preform the function, homosexual.
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>>12405989
I love her too
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Fluttershy is lonely
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>>12405989
Good.
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>>12406008
gross I wouldn't hang out with a pony
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>>12405997
This is horseshit, mine still hasn't shipped yet
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>>12405997
>ordered that shit like 2 months ago and still no word about it
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>>12405997
is this official merchandise? not one with noodle hairs?
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>>12405970
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>>12406002
Twilight said that while she likes you as a friend, she doesn't want to take this relationship to any more levels.
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>>12405989
She's just trying to trick me into breeding with her!
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>>12406008
Not only would she not want to hang out with me, but she has her animal friends to keep her company.
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>>12406008
sure, we can sit around and watch swimming anime
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>>12406008
Yeah sure Flutters, I guess
I'm not really doing anything interesting anyway
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>>12406008
she can come hang out for awhile
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>>12406033
Trick you?
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what if i raised my prices to 50$ per sketch
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>>12406035
What anime do you think she'd get hooked on?
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>>12406000
but that's sweetie drops
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>>12406049
I'd buy 20 of them
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>>12406033
She's infertile after prolonged exposure to Apple-Radiation.
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>>12405997
where can I buy one of these?
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>>12406049
what if your mom orbits my dick
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>>12406032
Why haven't I killed myself then?
This is an unrealistic scenario.
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>>12406003
I'd fuck it.
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>>12406049
WHOA THERE FRIEND I THINK YOU NEED TO SLOW IT DOWN
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>>12406003
No, this is Pinkie.
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>>12406065
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>>12406008
Unless you like homeworld,Aroura,Demon Souls,Total Annihilation, CS 1.6,IVAN,ADOM,Dwarf Fortress and F-Zero you cannot hang out with me
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>>12406049
Too much.

maybe if you included a pair of used panties...

Or better yet, send me a pair of used panties and I'll pay you $200. Fair?
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>>12406062
http://shop.4de.com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=50\
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>>12406052
Pokemon
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>>12406052
Dunno, probably something with cute animals. Maybe the Animal Crossing movie.

Wait, shit, maybe K-On! I dunno.
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>>12405970
>>12405985
... Did you include the obvious, Twilight-Princess master?
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>>12406000
That's a good joke, friend. Even my waifu Bonbon laughed.
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>>12406067
Anonymous, be true here. Do you really think you would be capable of successfully courting a Princess?
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>>12406003
Those boobs look perfect for a titjob
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>>12406059
Actually she's hyper-fertile but she can only give birth to Apples.
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>>12406087
>http://shop.4de.com/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=50\
>out of stock
anywhere else?
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>>12406086
deal
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>>12406049
I wish you made a seperate modblog for answers instead of doing it on your main art one. All those reply messages make it hard to find your art (especially now that derpiboorus down)
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>>12405970
fursuit
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>>12406113
let's buck some bucking apples
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>>12406119
Oh rediv.

This place is so bad for you.
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>>12406114
Anon, trying to gate her off isn't going to keep her from dating who she wants.
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>>12406113
That explains all the apples.
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>>12406114
No, that was the official outlet
I ordered mine june 7th and just today was shipped

That's the reality of the matter
So you'd probably have to go to ebay unless you want mine
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>>12406103
How jealous do you have to be to roleplay as me

I must be really great
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>>12406119
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>>12406075
the one chance to use my favorite reaction image and I'm fucking around somewhere else

god damn
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>>12406150
>no witnesses
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>>12406148
would you sell me yours?
>>12406121
I did that?
redivdrip for asks
redintravenous for art
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>>12406150
You must be very happy with this pony.
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>>12406150
>no witnesses
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>>12406119
>>12406086
You know

I wish I could sell my underwear for $200
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>>12406106
Maybe.
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>>12406172
I'd be willing to
It was originally going to be a gift to my ex who was into pony but she left me and I'll be stuck with a bad memory
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>>12406172
red_____ for panties?
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>>12406150
Bonbon thinks your latest joke is in very poor taste.
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>>12406158
>>12406178
>witnesses
>2013
>not marrying pone in secret

>>12406174
She looks a lot like your wife, but less terrible. Doesn't she?
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>>12406190
oh geez anon im sorry that happened.
if you really want to you can contact me?
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BONBON

IS DEAD
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>>12406205
Why would you marry pone in secret? Are you ashamed of your wife? You don't deserve her.
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>>12405970
Commissioned for me by a friend as a gift.
Even if the coat color is a bit off, it's still awesome.
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>>12406150
>>12406205
Are you guys through arguing about my wife yet?
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>>12406215
perfect
now we can stuff her and keep her in the living room
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>>12406232
Yes she's dead.
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>>12406239
Www
w
ww
w
w
wwwant
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>>12406205
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>>12406219
Why would you marry pone in public? Don't you care about your privacy? Do you want the NSA to know about your marriage?
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>>12406212
I'll keep it in mind. I have to get the thing to know how I feel about it first
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>>12406179
You should set up a panty exchange program if you're sexy

Then sell all the girls panties
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>>12405970
are you ready
http://redivdrip.tumblr.com/post/56004295663/totally-got-a-good-collection-of-mlp-merchandise-what
>>12406273
sure, that's fine! thank you for considering
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>>12406008
I'd love to hang out with my waifu
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>>12405970
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>>12406285
I'm really only jealous of the gamecube controllers
I played mine to death and they are absolute shit now
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Pony
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>>12406294
>artist waifuing Fluttershy
I thought you all were extinct
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You fags like ponies?
Gaaaaaaaay!
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>>12406300
>Shiny armor
>In shiny armor
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>>12405970
I have the reverse feel of >>12406190
I made it very clear to my ex that I didn't want to buy any brony merch and was against wearing brands. She went ahead and bought me a BRONY t-shirt from Hot Topic as a gift... three months before she broke up with me.

So not only did I never want it, now I REALLY don't want to have it.

Admittedly, she claimed it was part of a string of attempts at revitalizing our relationship. So I have only myself to blame.
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>>12405970
The only official bit of pony merch I have is this one Dr. Whooves collectible vinyl figurine. Otherwise, it's three fan prints, a card-sized poster, and Doxy's calendar, complete with mousepad.
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>>12406279
D-do you think girls would be interesting in used undies?

I leak pre pretty often
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>>12406300
DERPY IS HUGE

SHE MUST HAVE HUGE BUTTS
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>>12406304
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>>12406300
>Forgot Zecora.
Wow.
#selfbeef
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>having a waifu that's a changeling disguised as a pony
>not loving your waifu for who she is

what are you a faggot
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>>12406331
FUCK YOU SHE HAS A HUGE HEART OF GOLD!
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Do want
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>>12406348
But my waifu isn't a changeling disguised as a pony.
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>>12406359
>super blando!
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>>12406359
That's going right up my ass. Right up it.
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>>12406359
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>>12406359
Super squishy unf
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>>12406305
well..idk
Isn't jalm not ded anymore?
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>>12406333
hnnnnng
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>>12406333
hnnnggg
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>>12406360
>having a waifu that's a changeling disguised as a griffon
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>>12406359
>packaging has no wings
>toy has wings
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>>12406359
Okay, I want these. They're so goddamn tiny I can't
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>>12406380
My waifu is a pony.
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>>12406355
MINT
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>>12406316
You haven't seen RCH's silver surfer armor?
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>>12406390
That's what you think.
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>>12406371
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>>12406365
Art Anon will want to see this.
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I want a handsome stallion to make love to me.
I want to lay my head on his chest.
I want to have his foals.
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>>12406300
>RCH
>Clean desk.

Bullshit.
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>>12406390
your waifu is a slut
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>>12406355
hi beautiful
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>>12406406
>having his foals
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>>12406409
No anon, she is a pure maiden.
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>>12406406
I might not be a stallion but I've got a great dick and I'm into roleplay
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*Boop*
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>>12406418
>you will never gibe birth to a bug
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>>12406421
So she's not one of the mane six and she's not a princess... who is she?
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>>12406435
Anon, all of the main six are pure maidens.
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>>12406418
Cadence is just so cute I just can't
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>>12406423
she makes you wear a fursuit when in public
it's like muslims
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>>12406365
>>12406405
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>>12406427
>you wanna boop me WHERE?
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>>12406459
>She
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>>12406434
>You'll never watch your little changeling suck the love out of nearby ponies
>You'll never help her with her homework
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>>12406449
>rarity
>fluttershy
>rainbow dash
>pinkie pie
>twilight
>applejack
>pure
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>>12406465
On the nose
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>>12406450

>Can'tdance
>cute
Maybe is she weren't so obnoxiously coloured.
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>>12406473
yes anon she
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>>12406475
Yes anon, they are all pure.
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>>12406482
>she boop your nose
>she miss and boop your eyes instead
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>>12406474
>you will never slowly mutate into a hive queen
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>>12406498
>you will never stop right there because tf and corruption are for faggots
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>>12406497
I wouldn't be upset
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>>12406469
>Ruined machines are just objects taken back by nature.
>Equestria is the land of Ooo
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>>12406359
>>12406365
>>12406405
>>12406461

Meh.
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>>12406497
>you're reminded of that one time you masturbated too hard and got it in your eye
>this is worse
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>>12406485
you wanna fight
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>>12406498
Time to post this terribly made cap
>>12406505
You're a faggot
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>>12406498
>you will never proxy hatchery and mass roaches
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>>12406516
Can we just dance the dance of life instead
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>>12406514
wut
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>>12406516
I'll wrestle you naked
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>>12406531
>>12406516
I'll dance the dance of life.
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>>12406497
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>>12406407
>Implying I am not capable of cleaning my desk.
>Because I purchased the magical item known as a "filing cabinet."
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My favourite pony has a bigger dick than your favourite pony
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>>12406510
Yea or it's post FOE world where applejack/apm survived in a cryo sleep!
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>>12406488
Except for Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, and Applejack.
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>>12406359
> squishy pony
Didn't we used to have some posters fantasizing about fucking some stretchy micro-versions of the main cast?

I see this ending ONE WAY.
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>>12406544
I would hope so.
Twilight doesn't have a dick.
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>>12406547
No... my retarded head canon sounds better...
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>>12406540
It isnt sex anon
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>>12406514
The highest I got was my hair
It was disgusting
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>>12406553
See
>>12406366
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>>12406418
But the joke is that he got this baby on the doorstep after FUCKING CHRYSALIS WHO WAS DISGUISED AS HIS FIANCEE
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>>12406509
>Marker would apologize so hasty about that boop
>Marker rush to get a bag of ice to heal the eye
>She trip and threw the bag of ice at you
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>>12406556
Pegasi seem awfully concerned over the size of their wings
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I want to corrupt bug into a normal human with an office job, 2 kids, a dog, a husband, and a place in the suburbs
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>>12406561
Who gives a fuck, it also sounds fun as fuck.
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>>12406548
Why must you spread such malicious lies about the little ponies anon?
It hurts their feelings.
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>>12406571
>Right in your eye.
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>>12406575
you sick fuck
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>>12406571
Still wouldn't be upset even if it hit my other eye
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>>12406575
I don't follow
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>>12406578
Okay but you have to dance to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU
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>>12406587
>You hand chrysalis a resume and a fitted suit
>The job hunt has began, and so has her transformation
>With each interview her carapace grows softer, paler
>Every handshake seems to make a hole vanish
>Her green mane slowly fades to an average brown

do you have a boner yet
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>>12406560
You're missing out, that world has some awesome characters. Pic related
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>>12406575
I want bug to corrupt me into a love stealing,vicious and evil creature with a nice jagged cavern of my own.
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>>12406575
Turned off the internet.
Set house on fire.
Removed smoke alarms.
Removed doors.
Called cops.
Turned computer into chemistry set.
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>>12406003
I just wanted to mention that I want to fuck this Pinkie super hard. Like the kind of rough, hair-pulling fucking where she's screaming out for more.
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What if ponies had corkscrew vaginas?
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>>12406571
>Then Gloomy steps in and takes care of you
>Marker just keeps saying sorry from behind her
>Gloomy has to hold onto Marker to keep her from hyperventilating after she's fixed you up
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>>12406632
Does that mean they'd feel even tighter?
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>>12406616
I think I just shaved
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All I want to do is pleasure my waifu, is that really too much to ask?
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>>12406616
>suburbanization
N-NO
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What if Pinkie Pie had a sleepover at Rarity's?
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>>12406635
why is she so perfect?
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>>12406649
Yes.
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>>12406657
which one?
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>>12406575

I want bug to have delicious meat so I can factory farm them.
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>>12406657
They are both perfect, anon.
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>>12406664
Gloomy
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>>12406645
too tight
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>>12406635
gloomy is the best waifu
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>>12406670
Experience.
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>>12406521
I've never been big on the birthing thing, but I love the idea of pony getting slowly corrupted.

Losing her former self, bit by bit, until she's completely, joyfully loyal to her new queen.
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>>12406650
>She finally landed that job she wanted.
>It's a boring cubicle job but mindless hive like stuff seems to suit her just fine.
>Plus, it pays the bills.
>She can afford a small house with a nice fence.
>At some point she figures she will get one of those cute little dogs to stuff in her purse.
>After she gets a few promotions and makes it big of course.
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>>12406671
I don't think that's possible

If I can fit it in it's not too tight
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>>12406657
Because she is the marker version of Celestia.
Only on occasion gets more uplifted by your presence.
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>>12406682
This is why you will never be allowed entry to Equestria.
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>>12406683
>meets a guy she thinks she can steal love from
>ends up going on more dates than she has to
>doesn't care that she can't drain as much love as she used to
>barely looks like a changeling at this point
>engaged 2 months later
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>>12406657
Because she's calm and melancholy but she's still passionate

And she's touchy feely
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Don't forget to wash your pone!
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>>12406654
wild orgy

Nah, seriously probably just party pony trying to party while fashion pony tries to get some sleep.
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>>12406697
I prefer Gloomy with a few more neuroses
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I wish I was a pone's little sister
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>>12406658
o-oh...
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>>12406697
but she's not Celestia-sized
she's like, Big Mac-sized
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>>12406683
pls no
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>>12406715
I think I love her
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>>12406726
>Big Mac sized.
Good enough.
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>>12406733
This is what happens when feelsmiths get bored.
DESPAIR MORTAL!
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>>12406723
Why can't you just want to pleasure someone that actually exists/
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>>12406742
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>>12406733
We haven't even got to the part where she has two beautiful, good natured children!
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which marker pone wud u fuk
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>>12406758
*Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
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>>12406749
They make really shitty stories?
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>>12406769
Erm what are you doing over there?
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>>12406762
a boy that wants to be an astronaut and likes playing baseball

and a girl that wants to grow up to be a movie star
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My balls smell particularly musky.

Be it noted: perhaps ponies would be more attracted to men who drink lemon shandy beer all weekend.
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>>12406763
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>>12406751
Like you?
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>>12406763
All of them
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>>12406751
because everyone who actually exists is terrible
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>>12406773
> slick hot woman on beach, seen from the bushes!

Oh

> Cadence

FUCK
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Apples~
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>>12406758
that Soarin is making me feel very confused inside
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>>12406780
No, not me.
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>>12406771
Only the worst stories occur here I guess.

Makes sense, just look at the pony they have to write about!
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>>12406763
Gloomy
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I bet Gloomy is really strong
She'd be all muscle instead of marshmallow
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ANON!

WHY AREN'T YOU BREEDING
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>>12406751
Because lots of women are annoying and the right one for me is probably thousands of miles away.

Living in black people central is suffering.
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>>12406771
This is the office of Chrystina Alice, how may I help you?
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>>12406806
Because I don't like the idea of actually having sex.
It grosses me out.

Why can't people have sex like the Q have sex? Just touch fingers and you're done.
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>>12406805
> nine whole months
That gives me an idea ...
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>>12406806
Because I'm gay
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>>12406806
Because she's a state away and not even in grad school yet, jackass!
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>>12406808
Who
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>>12406806
Because my pony waifu isn't real and even if she was I don't think it would be possible for me to have children with her, though it certainly wouldn't stop me from trying.
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>>12406806
Applejack, how many times do I have to explain this to you? We're only human. Breeding is really complicated. It's not like we're ponies in heat or something ridiculous like that...
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>>12406805
Gloomy must have quite a grip if she hug and cuddle you, though I like to hug Marker due to her being more marshmallow like.
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>>12406806
I dont deserve relations with another person.
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>>12406826
Who knows? She just showed up out of nowhere after that weird bug lady disappeared.
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>>12406814
>Because I don't like the idea of actually having sex
>It grosses me out

Wowza
I'm going to have sex with you just to show you how stupid you are
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>>12406834
> ovulating women don't grind on me

You need /fit/, boy.
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>>12406819
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>you will never fuck an successful, average looking woman that used to be chrysalis
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>>12406805
I wish there was more art of Gloomy.
We are still halfway though this hiatus. She should be looking forward to the start of the end.
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>>12406682
>Pony has just had another feeding session with the queen.
>She knows...she thinks that she should protest more, but it just feels so GOOD lately.
>Everything else is a haze.
>Twilight...was that her name? But then who was Rarity? She vaguely remembers starting with a horn.
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>>12406840
I don't like being touched at all.
Sex is all that fluid,motion and sweat.

It's just gross.
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>>12406858
She, along with Marker, would watch the show together. They will disappear when Season 4 is finally over.
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>>12406868
Are you autistic or something?
Serious question.
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>>12406844
humans seriously don't work like that

you need a giant square jaw, a brow ridge, a full beard, and broad shoulders. not just muscles.

you need to be a full fuckin testosterone package
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>>12406868
But sex feels good

I bet you'd love it if you were a little tipsy
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>>12406864
>She looks at her legs. The holes don't seem as scary any more.
>The slime keeps her from moving much, but she doesn't mind. It's so warm and inviting.
>All ponies should get to feel this way.
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>>12406858
Gloomy shrinks as the hiatus gets closer to finishing and then blinks out of existence as the new episode starts
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>>12406868
You okay with masturbation?
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>>12406832
>you will never blow your load inside your hot, panting waifu time and time again in an attempt to go against nature
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>>12406888
What an awful fate
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>>12406877
> mfw Chistery has those traits and I don't
Fuck this gay witch-dyke earth
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>>12406888
She's still alive in my memories
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>>12406875
>One will finally smile.
>The other will try to blink away tears as they fade.
>Leaning into one another for support and comfort.
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>>12406885
>meanwhile chrysalis is lazing around shaving her legs
>weren't there holes there before? she can't remember
>maybe the economy is getting to her
>she should see a therapist
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>>12406888
>crying while holding Gloomy in your arms as she slowly fades away, shimmering, the last traces of her existence disappearing as the opening theme begins
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Would Applejack let Applebloom be the first Apple to go to College?
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>>12406876
no
>>12406882
I don't drink alcohol
>>12406893
No, I tried once when I was 12 and I never tried again
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>>12406914
she'll be back anon
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>>12406888
Nah
She'd fit into your hand for the hiatus every week

She'd stay that size so she can watch the show
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>>12406914
>Fucked up your timing and jizz on the opening.
>You will never coat her one last time.
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>>12406895
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>>12406926
Good thing you won't breed, then. You'd pass on your lack of instinct to future generations.

> problems solving themselves
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>>12406916
>Teen Applebloom.
Nope.

COLLEGE IS THE DEVIL!
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>>12406914
>She's back after 30 minutes
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>>12406913
>Her husband buys her a new macbook
>all is well
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>>12406931
Croptool, stop doing this crap.
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>>12406926
Wow
You're the straightest edge on the internet
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>>12406946
>implying Darwinism exists.
He clearly needs to find God and realize he must have a large Catholic family!
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PONI!
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fat
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>>12406888
>>12406899
>>12406907
>>12406914

>not curling up in her bed until the next hiatus starts.
>"Enjoy the new episode, okay, Anon? I'm just gonna get a little rest..."

>not sleeping soundly, restfully, her side gently rising and falling under the blankets, a smile on her lips as the new episode begins.
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>>12406926
Everyone has their preferences and things that they enjoy.

>>12406957
Least he isn't xX_StRaIgHtEdGe_Xx god that hurt to type
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>>12406963
I would
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>>12406948
>Anon cries out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOoh new episode"
>30 minutes later "I'm back anon"
>Yeah yeah hey check out this naked drawing I made of a background pony that stared at the screen for 3 seconds.
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>>12406962
>also best pony
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>>12406962
Price is a lunafag?
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>>12406962
pone pone
wei wei wei
pone pone wei pone wei pone pone
Wonder what Kyary's performance tomorrow's gonna be like.
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>>12406961
> inherited traits means it's DARWINISM
Not sure how you think this, but most every model of genetics assumes this, before and after Darwin, the softest target of Intelligent Design.
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>>12406973
But that's just... instinct and how shit progresses.
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>>12406913
I want to be corrupted into a pretty businessmare

Where can I sign up for this
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>>12406963
>Jessy and Ross are chums.
Dropped like the fist of an angry god.

Why can't she just fuck off the internet like Tex did but make it far more permanent?

Her dad should have just finished off what he started.
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>>12406963
If she gave me a handy first I'd probably be hard enough to fuck that plump rump.
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>>12406962
Puri?
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>>12406957
Is that a problem?
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>>12406998
> Jessy drew a fat pony
> trully a ROSS ALLIANCE HAS BEEN FORMED
> DROPPED ALL DROPPED DROPPED SO FUCKING HARD ANGRY GOD XXXXDFDD

Fuck this.
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>>12406963
unf
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>>12406926
Nigga you're going to have massive adjustment issues in adult life. Or you already have had them.
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>>12406962
>muh hat

I'm wearing it, apple
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>>12407018
>Drawing any of Ross's abominations.
>On purpose.
Who the fuck does that?
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>>12406998
that's MT's OC
and fuck off NBS
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>>12407029r>people who like fun
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>>12406997
You don't.
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>>12407002
ponies don't have hands.
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>>12407029
It's not ROss's, it's fucking MT, you cockslap.
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>>12406968
>She hibernates for the season
>She's asleep but she still stirs a little when you get in bed with her
>She still spoons you if you slide up to her with your back to her

>One hiatus you had a little discussion about the coming season
>She gives you permission to fuck her while she's out
>She doesn't want you cheating on her</