Grey pony edition. Post grey or be un-fabulous.last non grey pony>>12389946
Worst pone always comes early
>>12393125So she has premature ejaculation? Interesting.
>>12393230Is she okay?
>>12393108Finegrey pony coming through!
>>12393263>>12393259>>12393256>>12393230>>12393215STAY IN ONE THREAD, HORSEFUCKERS>>12389946
>>12393366Very pretty pony
>>12393127It's not the best rarity person horse, but it's one of my favoriteGot any more good rarity humans?
This is my kind of thread.
>>12393417Not right now, no. Just setting up a new computer now.
>>12393417I'd post other glancojusticar humans but I did that the other day, have this instead
>>12393432>your favorite show writer doesnt even really give a fuck about the show>its just a job to himsadness
>>12393574Of course it's just a job. All of the writers they have are contract-based.
>>12393565wait shit, that looks better in the thumbnail
>>12393574It's just a little girls show to Larson.
>>12393614What if Larson was Scrubbing Bubbles
>>12393766nah, people are still using the old horse because SOMEBODY thought it would be a great idea to make the new one 20 images early
>>12393766everyone's in the old horse because they're pettylet's start posting here
>>12393614I gotta admit, that's a fucking great comeback.
>>12393614He should write an episode on that for season 5.>>12393878Good stuff.
>>12393108What are all the grey ponies names?
>>12393898YOU'RE a fucking great comeback
M. A. Larson @M_A_Larson 1mY'all are obscenely sweet.Love you too bro.
>>12393612that's an unf outfit
Satyrday stream in about 20 minutesCome to /moronsonofboron and request a brand new custom satyr by suggesting a pony and describing their human parent. I'll take the color schemes and features, put em in a blender and hit frappé.
God I loved that movie.I'll try to do HTTYD tomorrow.
Claim your waifu by posting her!
>>12393144>she acts all sultry and confident>until you get ready to put it in>"w-wait, I-">squirt
>>12394140I've been issued a license by the state to defend my waifu with deadly force
Cleaned request, in case you're here anon.http://imgur.com/5jQkKGP
>>12394140Spoilered for not pony
>you will never improve at art fast
>>12394170Gee, Chrysalis, why does your mom let you have three weiners
>>12394140get a claimjob>waifuing a background ponyyou don't own me
>>12394176With that mindset. You will never get good at art.
>>12394170You wouldn't mind me coloring it would you?
>>12394192Lyra is cute as hell and also sexually arousing
Also, anyone on ACNL? I'm looking for good turnip prices (I'm sitting on 2m worth and haven't found any good prices)
>>12393366what a majestic horse
>>12394140but they're already taken
>>12394240She really is the best.
>>12393108But why post grey when I can post human Applejack?
>>12394208be my guest but drawing more horses would be preferable anon don'tcha think
>>12393108This is the kind of pony I like.Anyone like a request I can take home with me and deliver in the early AM?
>>12394271I need to practice my coloringAll of my art so far has been uncolored
>>12394183>that tongue licking the cum out of youUNF
>>12394283Post some so I can color it
>>12394266> dem ... lungs> dem biceps> dem hipsI think we found a winner.
>>12394266If she were to permit me, I would very much like to suckle her nipples.
>>12394340I'm not sure, it was on a /pol/ thread of all places.>>12394344You and me both.
>>12394274>shading with blackDidn't dooks already color this?
>>12394274Snake rarity noshing on spike
>>12394170that does look nicer
>>12394140She's officially mine after that? I'll never have to fight Anons over her again?
>>12394384Never. She is now yours. Expect your marriage license in the mail in 4-6 weeks.
>>12394266NO WRONG you fitfags are disgusting forcing your fetish everywhereeveryone in mlpg prefers obese applejack
>>12394183why is his cum all chunky
>>12394399>everyone in mlpg prefers obese applejackI humbly disagree.
Batpone wants to suck you
Have any of you ever been blocked by show staff on twitter?
>>12394413Stylistic choice, and every once in a while it comes out THICK either due to dehydration or seminal buildup.
>>12394446The opposite actually.
>>12394430I believe that post was being facetious
>>12394367Mine was first, Dooks' is just better.>>12394370Sounds fun, anyone else? I'm only staying about twenty minutes. Color, draw, vector, gif, etc.
>>12394493Is this you?
>>12394518No, we already found him yesterday. It's some Asian dude who has a link to an ultra-brony fimfic profile under his avatar.
>>12394502Hard tellin' nowadays.
>>12394467I must always be dehydrated, because my semen comes out really thick like that
>>12394560Everyone's different, but I've personally noticed it's really thick if there's not a lot of foreplay or I'm only half-aroused, like the good old "I REALLY need to cum before I sleep."
rarity will give you a job at her shop but only as her chair. do you accept?
>>12394597No. I have a raging massage parlor business.Fucking fingers, man. They're worth their weight in platinum.
>>12394597What is wrong with her?...Nah, fuck no. I'm calling her friends on her.
>>12394589I always fap before going to bed, helps me sleep
Would you spend a bit or two on her?
>>12394658i'd get some scoops of that sweetcream if you know what i mean
>you will never be in a relationship like this
>>12394658How much are overnights?Is she Lickety Split's mom?
>>12394658no, because i am already married to sweetie belle and my loli horse wife would not approve.
>>12394658Never waste money on a one-bit whore.
>>12394658I don't think my waifu would approve.It would also be hard to not burst into pasta as I'm approaching her booth
>>12394679Yeah, well I'm married to Celestia and she told Sweetie it's alright.
>>12394446No... they like me quite a bit because I treat them like the lords and ladies they deserve to be treated as.
What's it called when you buy something because it looks nice, but when you try it, it turns out to be shit?
>>12394658is it a kiss on the lips?
>>12394679Is Rarity the terrifying you're-dating-my-sister-so-don't-make-a-wrong-move-buster type as I think she'd be?How does Spike feel about that?
>>12394725Please draw more of her, Xieril.Please.
>>12394669You're implying I'll never be in a relationship then.Because they've always been like that to me
>>12394669wish I could tease Rarity until she tackles me and takes me on the spot...
>>12394723>You break her heart, I'll break your spine!
>>12394695just because horseobama says polygamy and being a homo is alright doesnt mean its ok.
>>12394658>>12394725how much for a tonguejob, how about 80 bits
>>12394744It's government-approved, it's pony-approved, and Renne and Saffron really like you, why don't you just get on with it you giant diva?
>>12394739That... sounds about right.I don't think I'd want to date Sweetie Belle until she not only has that cutie mark, she's hit immortal alicorn level. JUST TO BE SAFE.
>>12394597What if she...you know....Y'KNOW...
>>12394755>paying that much for sexyou are like the sentinal of the horse world
>>12394744>>12394765MLPG tested, Faust approved!Come on, you nignog, pick a pony or a nonpony waifu.
>>12394775that's pretty cheap for sex
no penetration, just oral, 80 is for 45 minutes of time
>>12394775Sentenal... you mean... like a Sentry? A Flash Sentry?sen·ti·nel (snt-nl)n.One that keeps guard; a sentry.tr.v. sen·ti·neled or sen·ti·nelled, sen·ti·nel·ing or sen·ti·nel·ling, sen·ti·nels1. To watch over as a guard.2. To provide with a guard.3. To post as a guard.[French sentinelle, from Italian sentinella, probably from Old Italian sentina, vigilance, from sentire, to watch, from Latin sentre, to feel; see sent- in Indo-European roots.]
>>12394806bcs, was it flash sentrywere you raped by flash sentry
How much is a bit worth ?
>>12394756I said maybe. Don't look at me like that>>12394732What do you have in mind?
>>12394788$80 is decent for sex. Not really for oral.>>12394806I hope he's joking.
>>12394806BCS what the fuck are you even trying to do
>>12394828I don't know. Maybe have her give Anon a kiss on the cheek with Anon close to fainting?
>>12394826Why is Winona such a happy doge?
>>12394788it was 2 bits for a giant homemade pie at the ggg. i would guess the pie is at least $10 there.paying $400 for a blowjob is a pretty sentinal thing to do.
>>12394839gee twilight. how come your mom lets you have TWO horns?
>>12394845Because she rules Venice.
>>1239482980 is more than worth it to get my cock sucked by a pony
>>12394833i do not know why you keep on calling me by the wrong name. it's right there in the name field. "who knows" - WH
>>12394860I like stripes but nothing rhymes with purple or orange.
>>12394860it's almost 4:30 in the afternoon.why would I go to bed so soon?
>>12394867You're embarrassing yourself BCS.
>>12394829Dinner for two: $40Show tickets: $30Contraceptives: $10Never calling back: Priceless
>>12394872orange door henge
>>12394867you aren't fooling anyone.
>>12394841That sounds like fun, just gonna eat something first.
>>12394895Oh boy oh boy
>>12394890>Contraceptives: $10That reminds me. I need to start saving for my vasectomy.
>>12394905You can do it perfectly fine yourself with a box cutter and a loooot of paper towels.
>>12394918>no whiskeyyou're a braver man than I
>>12394905>>12394918My groin hurts just reading this;Why?
>>12394882You're embarrassing yourself anon.
>>12394942>my groin hurtswow, that fit perfectly with the song I was onyoutube.com/watch?v=ZC6nvYDg8ss
>tfw you will never make a pony gag on your enormous load
>>12394942Because boxcutteranon is a dipshit, and vasectomy anon (and you) know(s) it'll hurt or ache for a week to a month.Frozen peas, bro!
>>12394890>ContraceptivesGod tier boner killer.
>>12394959Glad you went back to anon bcs.
>>12394867Why are you doing this
>>12394972I'm a breeder-anon too, but of all things the bareskin condoms shrink to form perfectly. It's like feeling nothing's there.Goddest-tier condoms.
>>12394947i still want to die
I can't wait until I save enough to get a mini mare, I want to know what vaginal penetration feels like
>>12394940Dont start even fucking start Charles
>>12394972I don't like condoms, either, but they're what most people swear by. I was lucky enough to convince my ex to use noncream spermicide film inserts.
>>12394975whatever you say anon
>>12395031Is it Nightmare Night already?
>>12395029They're good for each other.
>>12395004It's not what I feel, it's knowing I won't be pumping my load directly into her womb that puts me off.
>>12395029Candy makes pony very flatulent.
>>12394170>flying dicksI believe anon as asking for ponies
>>12395061No it doesn'tyou don't know anything about horses
i cannot believewolf nanakiis fucking ded
twinkie pie is a cute ship
you can't spell ponies without penis
>>12395033I like the idea of having a child, but I've got awful genes and wouldn't want to make someone go through life with so many medical and mental problems
>>12395057>directly into her wombThat's not how it works anyway. It pools near and on the cervix, entering in waves. It's a complex phenomenon.That said, pumping a cutie bootie full of hot thick cream is exactly > my fetish
Would you this rude horse?
>>12395017The best thing about mares is that you can cum inside them every time without worrying
>>12395029Do you have the gif of these two in the same position? Pinkie shakes her rear and tail a bit and Twilight blushes.
>>12395106But only the non-cartoon ones.
>>12395071You mean... real horses?>>12395072He is? I am saddened. Mai Rossu still posts, right... any pony yet?
>>12395072nanaki is not ded
>>12395110I need that.
>>12395121I think Ross's waifu is chubby Sweetie Belle, Rara...
>>12395092I know it doesn't work that way. Fucking Japan, put me off casual safe sex for life.
Why aren't you twerking?
>>12394669Sparity a shit.
>>12395094why you do dis
>>12395121>liking Furnaki>liking Ross>liking second worst pony>noncontributing namefag>that horrible trip
>>12395145Degeneracy strikes again.
>>12395127THEN WHERE IS HE, ANON
>>12395106I would have sex with a mare if it didn't smell like shit, that winking action is too tempting
Pony is very afraid of getting of an unexpected pregnancy.
>>12395177It needs to be sooner.
>>12395158>Now THIS is a knot only a seamstress with a steady hand can undo
>>12395177I vant to suck your blood
>>12395191that's convenient because I like oral the best
>>12395165you should greentext more that will solve the problem!!
>>12395229you should reply sarcastically to him more that will solve the problem!!
What should I draw?
>>12395139He's not drawing ponies yet though? I thought maybe he'd of started by now, he said he might.captcha: dautism way>>12395165I've been away for a while, I'll deliver some nice things in the next few days. Have this for now. http://mlpg.co/unf/res/1194.htmlI don't even know why I made that.
Ponies like to watch you pleasure yourself while you're unaware of their presence
>>12395257Yeah I saw that, everything about it is awful.
>>12394860It's almost 2 AM, I'll just go to bed, I can't rhyme in English.
>>12395266How terribly lewd
>>12394274Rarity circling a tommy and looking at his uniform
These "do it for her" things with pone are so autistic.
>there are people here who don't have Rarity as their favorite pono
*BANG**BANG**CRASH*That's how fast it takes for Rainbow Dash to crash into your window pane and watch you masturbate. Why haven't you installed an anti-egghead alarm?
>>12395266I'm ok with that because I happen to enjoy pleasuring myself
>>12395322She's really sexy and I would give her all my cum, but she's kind of a cunt, not marriage material
>>12395323But I'm not Gypsy
>>12395294Well people request what they will, and it was easy enough.>>12395309This I like.Also about>>12394370does "nosh" imply actually devouring him to some extent or is it supposed to be cute.
>>12395321It's okay, we're doing it IIIIIIIIRONICALLY *ROLLS EYES*
>>12395250headless horse cuddling and/or panicking because of lost head
>>12395331I spent my security budget on Fridge Alert, because I live in fear that William Conrad will steal my food.
>>12394972>>12395004>>12395057Is it more just the risk factor, or would any of you just be pleasantly surprised if your seed took?
How ya doin', mulpeegee
>>12395322I find her sexy but very fussy.
>>12395351>but she's kind of a cunt, not marriage materialRarity may be prissy and prone to exaggeration, but she is kind as hell.She would also make the perfect wife. This is a scientific fact.>>12395368She is better than OK.
>>123952575/10I guess. blood ruins it for me
>>12395331Because I have anti-pony sprays ready at my desk.
>>12395321They're not always serious or ironic, loosen up a little
>>12395072Does his mom still have his computer?>Grown man letting his mother take his computer away from himI can't even laugh at this.
>>12395410She's the best at being ok, I'll give you that.
>>12395440It was his mother AND his brother.
Hey MLPGWhat was the last thing to make you unf that wasn't pony-related?
>>12395427Meh, everybody has those things that make them cringe. This is just one of mine.
>>12395455I don't understand the question.
>>12395449>>12395440What the fuck you chums talking about?
>>12395321For 500 points, name the episode of The Simpsons that the template was taken from.
>>12395473Nothing important, berk.
SHould I watch thos
>>12395455some shemale cumming
Alt princess time.
>>12395484Is there a good upload out? I've been away.
>promise request 5 months ago>never deliver>anon asks about request again when drawfag appears>WOW WHAT AN ASSHOLEPretentious, selfish drawfags are the worst.
>>12395477"And Maggie Makes Three"
>>12395464At least you can admit that instead of starting a huge stink about it, it's ok to feel that way
>>12395477And Maggie Makes Three. Yeah, I'm riding on the spectrum. :(
>>12395449That really doesn't make it better.>A grown man letting any family member take something from himThe only time this is acceptable is if you're being robbed by a black guy.
What if ponies needed cum to sustain life
>>12395494Blu-ray rip is out
I CLAIM THE MUN IN THE NAME OF APPLES!
>>12395496>WOW WHAT AN ASSHOLEThat's usually written in jest, you know. But you're starting to look like one.
>>12395515Like your mom?
>>12395484You should, I just did and it wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. Finally I let myself get back on here since the threat of a spoiler is no more.
>>12395455Some story about a guy whose balls swell up to the size of plums because he hasn't been getting laid. His doctor says it's an excess of semen, and "takes a sperm sample" by masturbating him into a cup as a bunch of coed nursing students watch."There is enough sperm in here to make each of you girls pregnant ten times over."
>>12395519Whoa, where can I get some of that action?
>>12395496Almost every artist in this fandom is an asshole.Almost everyone in this fandom is an asshole.
>>12395455Does Dj Acid count as pony?Also where can I find more of the stuff now that Derpibooru's ded?
>>12395527Fuck off Jalm. If you can't deliver shit - don't promise then.
>>12395544people are all just assholes
>>12395569No they're not!
>>12395562Sexynmm anon please
>>12395562Stop being so entitled, kid.
>>12395574and so is your favorite pony
the ride's over mlpgI started fapping to touhou again
>>12395455I had a really intense edging session this morning after I woke up hard and horny as hell. I fantasized about bottoming out a real mare while it's squelching and winking furiously. I was too lazy to get a tissue so I just came on my chest, but it shot out so violently that it splattered everywhere.
>>12395562>someone tells me to stop being a douche about someone>I'll just call him that someone, that will shut him up
>>12395496It was a joke, anon, lighten up.sorry.
>>12395601Ride's not over, you're posting here
>>12395540>https://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/8733281/MLP_Equestria_Girls_%281080p%29_%5BBRRip%5DThere's also a MEGA link floating around somewhere if you don't like torrents.
Does that Jackpot thing that's supposed to make you cum through hypnosis actually work, Chrysalis gave me a raging hypno fetish
>>12395549It wasn't funny when you posted it last night, it's not funny now.At least Chrysalis smushed the cat instantly.
>>12395613Don't say sorry to him
>>12395613Don't apologize. This is blatant shitposting, ignore it.
>>12395630>comics>canonhow autistic do you have to be
>>12395648>being this autisticlel
>>12395613Fuck offWorse than Lamar
>>12395455Video of some milf licking a guy's head until he came, no sucking it all, it was all tongue
>>12395624Nah, I'm cool with that. Thanks.
would you a terrible opinion
>charles around>shitposting intensifiesbye
>>12395659>>12395648Look at these fucking autists!
>>12395660Thin skinned anon. Please leave.
What pone thing made you cum the hardest? Somebody posted a pic of a sweaty Cloudchaser in bike shorts that made me explode.
>>12395676*grabs u by the throat*BACK THE FUCK OFF!
>>12395697I don't care about your orgasms
Would you remove your favorite pony's appendix?
Hey Jalm I fapped to your picture. You are now best drawfag in mlpg.
>>12395697>Fapping to ponies
>>12395721Does she need it removed?
>>12395711Ponegasms are divine
>>12395648>Implying they aren't Did IDW kill your fanfic anon?
>>12395733I don't know I'm not a doctor
>>12395740>did a fanfic kill your fanficlel
>>12395724>being this Jalm
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO justify your continued existence
>>12395763My futrure is bright and I'm very happy with my life
>>12395762I'm Jalm as a cucumber
>>12395763Life's good, and there are ponies
>>12395763I don't have a frilly dress yet
>>12395740No, but they killed my wallet.>buying TMNT trades while buying MLP single issues and trades when they're releasedFuck this.
>>12395737Celestia is a divine entity who also happens to give me raging hardons, humans are meant to be sexually aroused by ponies
>>12395763Rainbow Dash loves me
>get reblogged by wolfnanaki>get dragged into insipid brony conversationNANAKIIIIIIIII!
>>12395730>Fapping to ponies>not fapping in ponies>not fapping in bugs
>>12395796I have never once ejaculated to anything pony related and I have no intention of doing so
>>12395732What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>12395808Picture he just drew.
>>12395811I wouldn't want to penetrate that weird bug vag, but I would let her make me cum through hypnosis every day all day
>>12395796You're a divine entity.
>>12395812It's a free country, but just sayin
>>12395085Your problems are probably 100% environmental
im a pony
>>12395749Is it really fanfiction when it's funded and approved by Hasbro?
>>12395830are you going to post it or what
>>12395812same hereponies just don't arouse me
>>12395856well the wedding episodes are so yes
>>12395812Frankly I think you're missing out.
>>12395856with input from the writting staff of the show itself as well?
>>12395812>>12395844>>12395845>>12395862voices are pony-relatedhair is pony-relatedflesh is pony-relatedscent is pony-relatedgirls and boys are pony-related
>>12395848Can I pet you?
>>12395131>>12395110I've seen this a hundred times but somehow never saved itfuck
>>12395856everything produced after s2e24 is fanfiction
>>12395881And none of those things arouse me.
>>12395881that's stretching it
>>12395859Don't be lazy look up.
>>12395881No, only ponies are pony related
>>12395887the wedding episodes aren't canon
>>12395812In Equestria, mares are constantly horny and extremely curious about humans, so they're flirting with you and making not so subtle comments to you all day long. They'll attempt to sexually assault you if they catch you alone, one will tackle you and hold you down while the rest take turns riding your cock. Unicorns use magic to make you cum in public, they'd make your life a living hell.
>>12395899Human ponies too
>>12395902Never saw any of that on the show
Awww yissss motha fucking CARROTS
>>12395876Real mares do more for me to be honest, mare pussy actually looks like human ones, they look like they'd feel really nice.
>>12395899You didn't know that you're pony related? Man, that's going to be awkward at the family reunion.
Does this arouse you?[ ] Y[ ] N
>>12395915Everyone is such a fucking brony it's ridiculous
Cadence is best princess
>>12395915Everyone is not in charge of MLP canon. Either answer properly or get lost with your petty denial.
>>12395941My nigga, she's sexy as hell, plus she's the princess of love, Shiny is a lucky guy
>>12395942ok, you got me with your argumentfallout equestria is also canon with that stretch you're makingI'm doneyou wintime to go tell noink his story is canon
>>12395941WrongMedea from Dragon Quest 8 is best princess
http://i.imgur.com/cJKEytG.jpgsexy ponies up in the house, horsefuckers put your hands up and make some noise
Do not reveal yourselves just yet, my bretheren. We will strike when horsefuckers least expect it.
>>12395970awful maneabysmal color schemewou;dn't fuck
>>12395985That looks like a very relaxing massage, must be nice to get that kind of service after a long day at work.
>>12395957>fallout equestria is also canon with that stretch you're makingI'm sorry, that doesn't follow from what I said at all
>>12395985Es una mierda
>>12395937Slightly. This one though...
>>12395812I only broke a few months ago because I hadn't cum in a week and I was drunk as hell, felt so nice, but the shame set in after I started coming down
>>12396006>tfw you will never give your customers a sensual massage orally
>>12396028+twins+relaxing+blowjob+shoulder rub-OCYour review has been denied
>>12396017Pinkie Pie why keep asking? Don't you remember ? I quit drawing.
>>12395985http://i.imgur.com/1ztRW9D.jpgPonies are not sexy. Here is proof.You wouldn't stick your dick in that.
>>12396028I don't care, it's a super hot scenario. I'd even settle for a nonsexual massage, my neck and shoulders are always stiff.
POST WHAT YOU'RE WORKING ONNO EXCEPTIONSCOME ON DO IT
Hand me that towel and a pair of clean shorts will you anon?
>tfw no changeling corruption in the show
>>12396017Too busy at the moment, but I do want to learn to draw in the future
>>12396072I totally would
>>12396017because every time I try it ends up coming out terrible and after dozens of failed revisions I end up curled up in a ball of depression on the couch in the dark
>>12396087is that the guy who died and had pony merch next to his open casket?
That will do pony, that will do
>>12396072http://i.imgur.com/oEcsFoo.jpgLooks good to me, ponies are warm and soft on the inside
>>12396094Let it be known that the ass was fat
>>12396087It's not pony.
>>12396087why do all of these autists have the same three things up with their headcurly hair, no chin, shitty mustache. every time.
>>12396094That's a nice ponebutt
>>12396087i'm in a rut. i'll try requests tomorrow
>>12396017Because I haven't improved at all over the course of a year or two
>>12396017because I'm art depressed and want to annoy MLPG with my angst
>>12396072That looks good. I totally would.
>>12396120They don't pay attention to hygiene so they just let their facial hair grow. I grow a full beard to disguise my tiny chin
>>12396017After reviewing all these replies I have concluded only certain people can draw and enjoy it.Not everyone can draw. Bob Ross lied.
you could have stopped it fluttershyyou could have stopped purple pony from taking your place as THE WORST CHARACTER ON THE SHOWwhy didn't you stop itall you had to do was DO NOTHING
>>12396131SB?Jailbait? Kraut? Jalm? Tess???
>>12396120>tfw unstoppable curly hair I just keep it shot enough that it doesn't curl
>>12396140If you know somebody with a pony we could take turns, get some beers and bang some horses, guy's night out you know
>>12396101>>12396116>>12396151I repeat: You would not put your dick in this.http://i.imgur.com/zeflQFL.png
>>12396186Jailbait and Jalm are the best drawfags currently.
>>12396140That's really clean looking so I would, but most horses are all caked in mud and smell like shit
>>12396181I can't procrastinate if I don't make plans to do it in the first placecheckmate, batman
>>12396181Fuck you batman I'm not a drawfag.
>>12396200Just because they draw porn doesn't mean they're the best drawfags.
>>12396087I'm done with it though
>>12396197Man, that looks gre-Wait a minute. I'm starting to get the vibe that not only do you support sticking your dick in that, but you want us to keep going with this so that you can post more pictures.
>>12396195damn that's good, who are you?
>>12396227Is that an OC?
>>12396197>tail dock>donut butthole>pony juiceThe holy trinity of unf.
>>12396191>MLPG office party>they rent a barn and a pony, drag in some lawn chairs and coolers, and sit around watching their co-workers fuck a horse while they wait for their turn>one guy running around in circles waving his arms around shouting IT'S SHIT SAGE SAGE SHITPOSTERS BRONIES DRAWFAG DEFENSE FORCE
>>12396227nohooves pls draw night guard and sunguard
>>12396219It doesn't matter to me if they draw porn or not. That is irrelevant. Those two are cool people and draw pretty swell. The rest of those mentioned suck.
>>12396237Yes her name is Robert and she's Celestia and Luna's bastard child
>>12396235He's vectoring it, not drawing it
>>12396250>not one guy running around yelling at people to stay on topic and talk about pony and pony only
>>12396259it's shitbut in a good way
http://i.imgur.com/CIw6Hjw.jpgpretty pink pony pussies
>>12396282I should really stop clicking on these.
>>12396235i'm just vectoring existing artwork
What if a pony just came up to you and booped you?
>>12396292get lost /a/
>>12396304Booped me orally?
>S4 confirmed for no Larsonas if you needed further proof that S4 is going to be shit
>>12396292I don't know, it's a pretty big leap of progress.Think of how much we could cut down on rape and sexual harassment while retaining a good workforce of autistics if we made horse sex more accessible
>>12396325name 3 good episodes written by larson
>>12396304I wouldn't be able to handle it
>>12396327>horse brothels opened>male suicide rates plummet
>derpibooru is dead until mondayyou guys are gonna have to go into overtime for me to get my horse fix
>>12396252you know I would if I didn't hate bat ponies and OC guards
>>12396360If ain't getting payed, I ain't doing shit!
>>12396337Swarm of the CenturySonic RainboomThe Cutie Mark Chronicles,The Return of Harmony Part 1The Return of Harmony Part 2Luna EclipsedSecret of My ExcessThe Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000It's About TimePonyville ConfidentialMagic Duel
>>12396325>AKR returningYeah, no, eat shit.
>>12396337Sonic RaniboomThe Cutie Mark ChroniclesReturns of Harmony
>>12396365Draw canon bat guard then
>>12396351>company invents technology to transfer human minds to robot bodies without killing you and creating a copy>offers pony bodies>venus terraformed and made into equestria>complex weather control system instated>space-warping satellite network used to simulate magic>species-wide suicide rate at 0%
>>12396344fuck off BCS
>>12396337Swarm of the CenturySonic RainboomSecret of My Excess
>>12396365What kind of brush is that for the linework? Reminds me the style of a drawfag who appeared and then disapeared.
>>12396365I thought you liked OCs.
>>12396382>>12396390I said good episodes
>>12396351>productivity increases>world peace declared>the Earth becomes a utopia for humans and ponies alike
>>12396398Rarity, you are beautiful.
>>12396379But she started to get pretty bad before she left>The Last Round Up>A Friend in Deed>MMMystery in the Friendship Express
>>12396399Wow, somebody's a Grumpy Gus!
>>12396404Sounds awfully boring.
>>12396387>not using your robot body to be a superheroI'm gonna be the kind that cops love and hate
How did you discover masturbationI was just touching my dick and balls and I started to get hard, then I noticed it felt really good so I kept doing it until I came. We had 5th grade sex ed a few weeks before so I knew what it was, if I didn't it would have freaked me out
>>12396416are all great episodes
>>12396387>someone makes organic pone bodies to replace the robot ones>pony empire expands throughout solar system>my big human: war is awesome airs for the first time>the cycle continues
you caught a pony in your pony trap
>>12396425too lateyou respondednow I have a piece of your soul
>>12396435A pony superhero?
>>12396427You cause some unrest you'll be first to go.
>>12396455no that's dumbponies aren't fit to fight crime
>living with Fluttershy>you catch her answering the phone "Mushi Mushi"
>>12396427>boredThis is why we open up the hardcore brothels alongside the vanilla ones.
I forced myself onto pony
>>12396437Did that happen just now?
>>12396387>VenusEnjoy a venusian day, which lasts 140 earth days.Mars would be a better Equestria. The low gravity would allow make cartoon physics more feasable.
>>12396469Hardcore as in anything goes?
>>12396445oh boy, what kind?
>>12396385>>12396396>hate bat poniesWhat did I just say>>12396391It's a pencil. Dunno who it was but it was definitely from a drawfag from /mlp/ drawthreads that gave it to me when I asked about it at the start of the year.
>>12396437I've never masturbated
>>12396465>you will never butter Fluttershy's floor for being a faggot
I want to pony Leth.
>>12396493*240 earth days
>>12396461shut up yes they are
>>12396495>anything goesYou fucking wish you weirdo
>>12396387I'd rather something more useful and...intimidating.
>>12396505doing things you dislike builds character
>>12396513nuh uh you dummy
>>12396511Don't damage his circuits.
>>12396513What's their super power, being a pony?
>>12396493How are you going to get mars to maintain an atmosphere when it has no magnetic field
>>12396508Try it, it's fun. Never even had a wet dream? You might have an endocrine disorder or something.
>>12396505WHY DO YOU HATE CANON
pony should pony pony.
>>12396517>needing claws and gizmos>not just using magicGet a load of this luddite
>>12396542we give it a magnetic field
>>12396542We'll just create a princess pony that controls the atmosphere
>>12396511Is Leth cute?someone please post a nonsexual picture
>>12396453There's a pony for everything, eh
>>12396521[ ] Fuck Changeling[ ] Have sex with Changeling[ ] Put dick in changeling[X] Sell changeling for 2 bits
>>12396543I have wet dreams often enough that I'm not worried about whether or not it's working down there.
>>12396505Butthey're so cute
>>12396566>someone please post a nonsexual pictureIt's too late. I'm drawing robot leth porn and he's going to have a penis
>>12396572There's no pony for you
>>12396572grumpy gus is ooooold
>>12396558>implying real magicI doubt you could do anything advanced with something that just simulates magic, anon.
>>12396574oh yeah? And who's gonna stop me, Celestia? You?
>>12396564Mars is pretty cold though. We should make her control an artificial sun. Also, the moons are spiralling towards it. We need a new moon, and a princess to control that.And we should give the princesses a raging desire for wild hugs
>>12396577You're probably all right then. You should try it though, it's a lot of fun, any specific reason you haven't? It's really satisfying, it's like when you feel a sneeze coming on and it won't come out, then it finally does and it feels great.
>>12396592Anon, you're not a pony, she would never stop you from ponying pony.
>>12396592>Anon dies in tragic sun accident
>>123965895/10 could be a 7-8/10 if he lost weight
>>12396542humans settled on mars and implemented an artificial magnetic field. soon there was an interstellar war and the human race was wiped out. the shield failed and put enormous evolutionary pressure on the surviving animals. soon sentient creatures arose, among which the highly evolved form of the pony eventually became dominant and constructed a culture based on the remnants of mankind.and this is how equestria was made!from mars.
>>12396440The Last Round Up>Unnecesary Derpy pandering >Applejack episode where Applejack barely appears>A Friend in Deed>Pinkie is more obnoxious than ever>Boring donkey characters that no one cares about>only redeeming quality is the songMMMystery in the Friendship Express>references for the sake of references>pointless characters>ponies being jerks just because Amy thought it was funnyI would expect more from the writer who wrote The Best Nigh Ever
>>12396606but I'm going to convince pony to pony pony.>>12396619I'll live in the night.
>>12396566there's a picture of his thumb somewhere around
>>12396634She'll just do a simple hex that will make you think you've helped pony pony pony but in fact pony ponied you.
>>12396525Are you kitten me>>12396544>>12396583No good can come of a pony who can fly AND see in the dark
>>12396656Leth's shorter than I imagined.
>>12396659>not wanting night hugs
I WANT TO UNFPOST LINKS TO UNF-Y THINGS WITH CHANGELINGS OR GREENTEXT HARDER
>>12396605Cumming really is like a sneeze, never thought of it that way
>>12396660is there anything humans can't kill
>Start watching ponies>Lose all sexual urges This happen to anyone else?
>>12396656whoa whoa whoahe said nonsexual
>>12396660I don't want a big DashI want a tiny Dash that I can keep
>>12396684>this was posted 1 year ago
>>12396689blast from the past
>>12396689a lot of people, yeah
>>12396684exactly a year agoha
>>12396605It's a combination of my thought process never developing that way (parents never allowed anything sexual and I never really tried to defy that) so when I get aroused, I don't think, 'fap', the fact that there are minor disadvantages to it, and I don't like the idea of being slave to my libido. Mostly item 1, though.
>>12396671http://i.imgur.com/AjH95Sp.jpgPony wants to suck all that thick, tasty human cum out of your balls
>>12396689Nope. Actually, ponies increased them.
>>12396684Wow, that's a really girly looking thumb.
>>12396720>>12396707We've come so far
>>12396689Actually it just made me stop drinking for a while
>>12396684yes! that is what i wanted :D
>>12396686I don't know, I've been having a pretty hard time killing myself
ive been a bad pony
>>12396651Jokes on her, I've already had pony pony....also, how does pony pony me?
Why aren't you a majestic pegasus?
>>12396722That's kind of fucked up.Never tried it or even felt horny? It's not necessarily a sexual thing, it can be more of a way to relieve tension. Regular masturbation is recommended to prevent prostate cancer, too.
remember when Arby 'n' the Chief didn't have 89 episodes
>>12396749pony should be *lick* ... punished...
>>12396657How is that an opinion?It was terrible to have an Applejack episode where Applejack barely appears when she already was a pretty neglected character.Are you denying that Pinkie was more annoying than ever in A Friend in Deed?Are you denying that no one really cares about those stupid donkeys?Are you denying that in MMMystery In the Friendship Express, Amy was just throwing references for the sake of it?
>>12396781Yes it's an opinion. Or are you so arrogant to think what you believe to be universal truth?
>>12396689I remember losing it for a good 5-6 months when I first started watching it.Just started bringing my pony craze self back.It's been 12 days.
>>12396772I feel horny plenty, I just don't do anything about it. I know it can have health benefits, but there are disadvantages and advantages both ways.
>>12396781>How is that an opinion?because>Are you denying that Pinkie was more annoying than ever in A Friend in Deed?is an opinion>Are you denying that no one really cares about those stupid donkeys?is an opinion>Are you denying that in MMMystery In the Friendship Express, Amy was just throwing references for the sake of it?is an opinion
>>12396764I'm a sort of weird looking human and would like to stay that waymasturbation is better with hands
...Okay, give me a medal for being late./moronsonofboronCome watch me pretend to know what Im doing
>>12396807Did you grow tired of Isabelle?
>Derpibooru is not coming back
>>12396815Damn nigga, you need counseling, that's not healthy, you need to blow a load before your balls explode
>>12396689When I first started watching I didn't masturbate for 2 months.I will never be able to go that long ever again.
>>12396810I'd date a bat-satyr.
>>12396437Back in 5th grade my friends were telling me how great it was and that I should try it and I was "What is wrong with you guys" Then they all started to laugh at me for never having masturbated.As soon as I got home I just kind of "tugged" at my dick by pinching and stroking it with two fingers until I came. Took forever but my 5th grade mind had just been blown. Then I spanked a few out whenever I could. In the car, at night, in the bathroom, etc. Until the worry of getting caught exceeded the pleasure from doing it all the time. I still wonder why I don't have a humiliation fetish when my first orgasm was brought on by peer pressure.
>>12396815My advice - stay off it. It's a useless distraction.
>>12396815tickle right on the underside of your cockhead with a fingertip
>>12396810I'd blame DJ, but I can't
>>12396859Hey Pinkie, you missed a spot
>>12396828I guess so.
>>12396857After 4 days your body starts to absorb your jizz.
father forgive me for I have sinned
>>12396886My body is ready
>>12396890Oh god that's not the right one at all
>>12396886If you haven't cum once in your entire life you're gonna shoot like a geyser
>>12396886that's fucking stupid
>>12396885that twily butt looks awfully familiar.like it should be holding a mouse at a computer.
Adventure Time isn't as good as MLP.
>>12396815http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2/bhcarticles.nsf/pages/Masturbationfor your health
>>12396928some body still that pony
>>12396931Things bronies say
>>12396919If it didn't your balls and prostate would expand and explode or something.
>>12396859>Pinkie Pie will never dress up in a hot maid outfit and featherdust your crotch while giggling.
>>12396931Adventure time is way better.Just don't tell anyone I still watch this.
Hope I'm not too late to the whole improvement thingI really need to finish more stuff
>>12396954oh god, that's brutal teasing
>>12396954My crotch never gets dusty so whatever
>>12396940and I bet if I went to a site that is against masturbation, I could find studies that said it's good for you to refrain. I'm not denying there are benefits, but everyone has their own agenda when talking about it.
http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20090127/masturbation-and-prostate-cancer-riskyou might also go bald if you're sensitive to that
>>12396971Reminder that Van Gogh started when he was 28
>>12396971post it nigga
I love this OC nonsexually.
>>12396980But she's not there for cleaningIt's a ruse so she can suck your penis, anon
>>12396971Show the class what you've learned.
>>12397007Well why didn't she just say so?
>>12397005That's a pretty bitchin OC.
>>12397007What the fuck? That's totally inappropriate.
>>12397007What the fucking shitget out of my house pony
>>12396991>have a bunch of testosterone>fap a lot>higher risk of prostate cancer>somehow not alphaFuck you body
>>12396991>frequent masturbation>'frequent masturbation' is considered two to seven times per weekjesus christ maybe it's time for me to stop
>>12397007>implying she wouldnt "accidentally" spill something on your crotch
Aren't you happy?Merriwether will proably get 4 episodes in S4.All of them revolving around characters acting like jerks just becauseIt's gonna be glorious
>>12396986just saying, after a lifetime of abstinence your body needs to get some kind of release
>>12397032holy fucking improvements batman
>>12397033Like enriched uranium
>>12397032You should draw more chest tufts
>>12397029Fuck it!I'll just kill myself! Then I'll never get cancer!
>>12397032I love your style and your taste
>>12396437i tried to masturbate once a long time ago, but i did it wrong and all i did was just slap my palm with my dickthen one day, i was bored in the shower and i tried to do it, but i don't think anything came out that time, but i'm pretty sure i felt an orgasmthe next time i masturbated was the first time that something came out and i freaked the fuck out because i got it all over my pants and my keyboard and my desk and i didn't know what to do, so i went to the bathroom and tried to rinse my dick out, still oozing semen, in the sink (thankfully, i was home alone at the time)
>>12397032You shouldn't be complaining
>>12397056So, she tossed Derpy on you?
>>12397056I think you mean depleted uranium, it's extremely hard and dense
>>12397032>>12397031I expect more improvement in the future. From all of you.
>>12397075kind of like most mlpg posters
>>12397073>Derpy riding your cockunf
>>12397066>all i did was just slap my palm with my dickMade me chuckle.
pinkie pie's perfectly pearlescent pretty pony pussy
>>12396940>>12396991>One of these suggests that several times a day to never at all is normal masturbation>the other says that once day can be too muchGEE MLPG WHICH ONE DO I BELIEVE?THE GOVERNMENT REGULATED WEBSITE WHICH HAS BEEN REVIEWED AND WORKED ON BY PROFESSIONAL HEALTH EXPERTSOR THE COMMERCIAL WEBSITE WHICH IS BASING IT'S INFORMATION ON SURVEY RESULTS?
>>12397082I didn't draw the Fluttershy, it was just relevant
>>12397088>Panka rubbing Derpy's butt all over your crotch while Derpy scrunches in confusion
>>12397103for season 4 yeah. If season 5 is a thing he should be back
People said yesterday they didn't liked the crotchboobs so herehttp://imgur.com/a/DtWJ6#0
>>12397095Believe me - jacking off will probably not have any significant effect on your health, as there are other much more important factors that affect it
>>12397116why isn't the imgur addon working for me anymore?
>>12397131not a direct link probably
>>12397016Yeah, she's pretty cute.
>>12397129That's what I just said.
>>12397090I heard the sound of fapping beforehand, so I thought that was how you made the sound.
>>12397131I don't think it works with albums
>>12396508Jesus, I love cumming, I don't know how you survive.
>>12397017So inappropriate <3...
>>12397116where's the crotchboob version
>>12397163what kind of reaction picture is that
I'd love a blowjob from Pinkie. It'd be so intense, too, she'd be right on it from all over the place the entire time, refusing to let up. Hardly ever coming up from air, just those sky-blue eyes looking up as she swallows your cock and nnnnghnghgn
i need picturespictures of catte pones
>>12397007Pinkie could give a great hummer because she never shuts the fuck up
>>12397162I take a daily supplement of pony. It'll work until I can find something else.
>>12397171>>12397163MOOTI SWEAR TO GOD
>>12397116are we talkin crotchboobs or full retard human tits on a horse?
>>12397190why you little...
>>12397116oh god i'm really close.....
>>12397194it was pretty much human tits on a horse
>>12397208boku no zyzz
>>12397181>she hums the entire time, the subtle vibration driving you over the edge
>>12397214alright then thank you for removing them.
>>12397209BULLSHITI need to make a "Four Months" one. This is the closest thing I have.
>>12397163>>12397192Ok I chuckled
>>12397222I like the bateman one more
>>12397228Hey at least it's not 2014
>>12397181she'd let the entire length of her velvet-like tongue run over your frenumlum
>>12397181>She approaches your crotch and gets really quiet>I guess she's trying to be sensual now>Taking your whole dick in her mouth she slides all the way down, looks up at you and->blows a raspberry right into the base of your penis, cracking up
>>12397238did someone say 2014
>>12397254Thatsactually really fucking adorable and I'd laugh along with her.
I picked some flowers for pony.Do you think she will love me now?
>>12397284depends, how many flowers we talking here
>>12397284Anon, for the last time, your tulpa is NOT REAL
>>12397254your actions will make my penis explode
>>12397254ogodI would take Pinkie's face and sit on it and make her eat my ass like candy and lick and suck the semen out of it
>>12397284She has always loved you, anon
>>12397284>She eats it right in front of you>"These are gonna go straight to my thighs..."
Sometimes I wish I could fap to normal thingshttp://i.imgur.com/Dyq59JK.jpg
>>12397290About twenty or thirty.
>>12397318Anonymous! Please!There are children here.
>>12397353That's not bad. That'll buy you a Fluttershy or a a Pinkie Pie.
Have you voted today?
>>12397350there are 3 good things about that picture:wingsasstailsthe rest is shit but that's just my opinion
>>12397372No, because I'm not a brony
I'll just leave this here ;)http://www.youporn.com/watch/372831/aline-takes-the-ultimate-anal-challenge/
>>12397251>she teases your head and dickhole with her tongue the entire time
>>12397372I don't vote, it's all rigged
>>12397372Voted for Rarity 8 times today.
I hope you are wearing your fedoras indoors
>>12397361Underage ban? Bah! Get out.
>>12397373He looks good for his age
Confession timeI have thing for pretty pony princessesIf I went to Equestria, I'd undoubtedly try to stay as close as possible to canterlot castle and basically take whatever chance I could to observe them. Nonsexually. I just want to know how that fucking magical hair works.
Being realistic, only Applejack and Rarity have the possibility of ending in last place in that stupid poll.So which one of them do you think will end in last place?My vote goes for Applejack
>>12397431>he hasnt seen green firedo you even maleficient
>>12397367Oh, well what if I go get more?
>>12397424I always wear my fedora when playing EVE.
So the stare is magic?
>>12396508I'd suck the cum out of you and have you moaning uncontrollably
>>12397450Twilight gives you a pretty unique opportunity to watch as her mane changes from normal to princess. Assuming it doesn't do like Cadance's.
>>12397469>Fluttershy has mind controlO-oh my
>>12397473b-but I'm not gay...
>>12397469.......she doesn't control them..she intimidates th- WHY DO YOU GUYS EVEN BOTHER
>>12397480Her mane isn't going to change.
I'm going to marry Fluttershy!
This is the first one that's stumping me...Flam?
>>12397524I hope you're very happy with her.Can me and my wife Twilight come to your wedding?
>>12397408>not 11You sicken me, you don't deserve Rarara
>>12397535Both you idiot. Its a trick question. Since Mustaches grow back, you always have them
Which one of our contributors are gay or at least bi?I need to know.
>>12397564All of them
>tfw Merriwether probaly wrote the upcoming super hero episode in S4 because she wrote MMDW
>>12397564Braeburned at least.
If friendship is magic, what happens to friends in null magic zones?
>>12397577I wonder if Faust has good oral skills
99% of participants have never heard of any of the other 4.
>>12397577mlp has changed so much its not even close to the original show i fell in love with
>>12397600I've only heard of Abbott and Costello...
>>12397600>Abbot and CostelloWhat little kid is going to know who those two are?
>>12397607>pinkie princess toyits happening, everyone is becoming a princess. remember when the twily toy first appeared and everyone denied it.the same thing is happening again right now.
>>12397635depends on the parents
>>12397635Anyone who's every watched Scooby Doo.
>>12397627I always laugh that he's pointing the gun past my actual head.Brony can't even aim properly.
>>12397508Oh I do, I also own a vast collection of fancy fedoras to go with my casual wear. I really feel they give me a stand-out look.
>>12397644Hail Princess Pinkie
>>12397607But it's still about cute ponies doing cute things while learning about friendship.Not much has changed, really.The introduction of Shiny and Taffymane didn't even change the show that much since the core them of the show never changed.I doubt Twilight being an winged Pegasus (they are not called alicorns) will affect anything in the long run as the show will still most likely be about cute ponies doing cute things while learning about friendship.Why is everyone so negative when it comes to a show for 8 year olds?
>>12397644Yeah, and Applejack drives a truck
>>12397653but I'm not an attractive girl.
>>12397663>an winged Pegasus
>>12397672Then why are you watching my little pony?
>>12397672to me you are
>>12397598Most older women will have you spurting within a few minutes, they've got experience
>>12397672 Yes you are, Jessy
>>12397663>They're not called alicornsThey are in the show!