What kind of preparations do the ponies take for a big episode day?old pony: >>12380755
>>12382876Dash gets her much needed rest.
>>12382876Food and getting ready to pony hard that day!
>>12382876Ponies go through a long and arduous 3 hour makeup session before going on stage.
We need changelings that aren't edgyif we can have edgy ponies we can have happy changelings
>>12382876Tons of coffee.
ive got your pony spam for you
Goodnight, MLPG.Or good morning. I don't know anymore.
>>12382922I have defeated you in thread combat
>>12382876Well, they get acquainted with this little fellow.
back in her day she was probably a crazy raving maiden
>>12382916Changelings are already happy.
>>12382932Didn't quite capture her hair
>>12382932Partying is for faggots.
>>12382944Choose your weapon
Why is she so perfect?
Why is so perfect /co/?
>>12382923I really like that coloring style.
>>12382949So is not perfect, anon.
>>12382949She not. This one is.
>>12382947> thumbnail> see something between legs> think delicate cute penis> instead thumb or some such digitI'm not certain why I"m almost disappointedThat said, oversized sweatshirt, hmm?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZKgf5WG0g
>>12382945WHY THE PANTIESTHERE'S NOTHING UNDER THEREIT'S SO REDUNDAAAANT
>Hey man, what's your favorite pony?>HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ASSHOLE. MY FAVORITE PONY IS NONE OF THEM AND ALL OF THEM. I JUST WATCHED THE SHOW ONCE A WEEK FOR FUCKS SAKES. ONCE A FUCKING WEEK. SOMETIMES I MISSED AN EPISODE. IT DOESNT MATTER, THE SHOW IS OVER.>WHY DO YOU HAVE TO CARE SO FUCKING MUCH, IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD GODDAMN. GET SOME TASTE. CARE ABOUT OTHER THINGS.should i remove him from my friends list
>>12382945marker is pure maiden
>>12382959>>12382963You're wrong. Twilight is perfect/
>>12382966>I'm not certain why I"m almost disappointedBecause you're a faggot.
>>12382963Rainbow Dash a shit
>>12382963I agree, that is a perfect pony
>>12382966I dont think that garment counts as a sweatshirt.
>>12382970If he's gonna sperg that hard then yes.
>>12382970Ask him about his mother.
>>12382976It's not gay if it's a girl's cock
>>12382966His character is so ugly
>>12382981It's a wonderful slinky thing I want to see slung on my future wife, that's for certain.l
>>12382978you a shit
>>12382970He obviously has some issues, tell him to calm the fuck down
>>12382991>needing image macro words to defend your ponyRethink your life
Would you sit around a campfire with little fillies?
>>12382989It is, but at least he has something to groove to.This whole summer it's been Random Access Memories, Ken Ashcorp, then suddenly discovering hip-hop thanks to (don't laugh) Saints Row I, III, III and GTA.
>>12383001As long as they know fire isn't for sexually, sure.
>>12383001Only if by 'sit' you mean 'cuddle'
>>12382947Because she is a fictional character.
Which contributor has the cutest fursona?
>>12383005>then suddenly discovering hip-hop thanks to (don't laugh) Saints Row I, III, III and GTA.What's your favorite artist/band?
>>12383010You have a really shitty favorite pony.
>>12383001Yes and I would tell them spooky stories
>>12382949I want to tackle her down and then cuddle her violently till she begs for mercy which I won't grant.
maybe is houdls slow down
>>12383014But you are too, Anon
>>12383018Not really sure so far, but I'm starting to get a grove on Ne-Yo for Chrissakes.Though I've really loved Daft Punk since "Discovery," so the fact they're #4 for the year thrills me.
>>12382970His favourite pony is probably Twist and he's ashamed
There will never be chubby Harshwhinny
>>12382945MARKA WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>>12383028>>12383039Yeah do itdraw her butt
how many changelings are there hidden in pony societywhat if your favorite pony is a changeling
>>12383029Does that mean I won't have to write those exams?
>>12383016Either MT or JessyOr GG.
>>12382947Technically well drawn, but I hate that cliche peudo-anime style.
>>12382970>sometimes I missed an episodeYes
>>12383048No one could imitate DashHer personality is too complex
>>12383037>groveHa ha haNah, whatever man, it's okay. Try some RunDMC maybe.
>>12383044Sirmasterdufel is taking commissions
>>12383058What if dash was bug all along and thats why shes worst pone
>>12383048I already like changeling.
pony ate all your condom
>>12383071Those aren't even foodHow did she get into those?
>>12383037>groveIs that a euphemism for fully grown pubic hair?Anyways, check out De La Soul
>>12383071It shouldn't be too concerned, I only have the two.
>>12383071Does that mean she'll shit balloon animals from now on?
>>12383071>pony farts>condom inflates and pfffffbbbbbbbbt's away
>>12383089Fuck, sorry, I meant "groove." Like I'm in a place in my life when what was pop five years ago can be okay to me."So Sick" is actually pretty good, and not just "it's IN MY BRAIiiNNNN" way.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxszlJppRQISure! I'll give them a listen. Thanks, Anon.
>>12383096>pony floats away
>>12383071pony is not very subtle at suggesting bareback
>>12383106>"Damn thats the third one this week"
>>12383071> realize you just ran out of condoms during the last visit by your girlfriend... Should I get her stomach pumped? I can't imagine that many used condoms can be GOOD for her.
How does one poni-poni?
>>12383107That's not it.Pony just can't work out why you'd need a condom for a blowjob.
>>12383119>blowjobI think pony has more in mind.
>>12383114You poni poni with your poni-poni stick.
>>12383095>>12383047is that ayes to slow downalso shitty stream gogo http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
>>12382932I'd go do fun things with Cheerileeafter having to deal with a bunch of obnoxious kids all day long she deserves a chance to let her hair down and enjoy herself
>>12383127> more than blowjobSo ... she wants reciprocation? Maybe some digital love?http://vevo.ly/i6kPy8
>>12383127Anon plspony is pure maiden.
>>12382947his Derpy is cuter
If I became a pony I promise that I'll let each and every one of you hug my butt
>>12383127Hoof job?Hotdogging?Pony is unable to work out your obsession with her butt.
>>12383131It's a cheer for drawing harshwhinny!
> all this "shit that was hop"> no mention of thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wUbgAAydY
>>12383149pony has never been for premarital sexual
>>12383139Indeed she is
>>12383155Since when does Twilight make music?
>>12383153SHUT UP AND RAIL HER ALREADY
>>12383171What are you gonna do, scrunch at me?
>>12383171Men are told - wrongly - that women want to be slowly stirred like a bowl of cookie batter.No, sir, no. You do cardio and lower your body fat content so you can RAIL a bitch on occasion.
>>12383180Don't tempt her.She'll get Bonbon to do it.
>>12383165You might as well ask the same of Applejack.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYAkoZeV75I
DUK DUK A DUK DUK A DUK DU KA DA DA DA
>>12383184But cardio kills my gains.
>>12383194Daler Mehndi pls
>>12383196At least that'll stop you from being too swole to control.
>>12383196Gains don't mean shit if you flop like a fish mid-fuck when she wants a RAILING.Everything in moderation, goddamn.
>>12383196No cardio killed Zyzz
>>12383184is dis true
>>12383131Stop spamming your shitty art.
>>12383171I jut realized how pretty that pone is
>>12383208>implying women have any fucking clue what they want>men too
>>12383207Pretty sure roids had a bigger role in that than no cardio
>>12383191> Basement Jaxx> not the most obvious songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc
>>12383207Steroid abuse killed zyzz
What is mlpg snacking on?Would you hand feed it to pony?
>>12383213No kidding, I really like that style.
>>12383216Sometimes you gotta get some gumption goin', and the good ole "go slow" ain't gonna do it, pardner.
>>12383228I'm not snacking on anything, I'm eating shchi.I'm pretty sure hand feeding it to pony wouldn't end well. I'd probably need to use a spoon.
>>12383237Wait, when does the apple come in to play?
>>12383228>snackingI'm having breakfast.
>>12383228>SnackingThat's the best way to grow fat, anon.I never snack.
>>12383228Leinenkugel's Snowdrift Vanilla Porter from last winter.I wouldn't hand-feed. I'm sure pony would rather have it served in a mug or low dish.
>>12383244When doesn't she?
Who is your inspiration/hero, MLPG?
>>12383251it's not that big of a deal if you graze, I can't really sit down and eat a big meal
>>12383259In what field? Because I don't think there's anyone I would see as my overall hero.
>>12383199>>12383250I hope that I never turn into a pony
>>12383259i have no hero and nobody inspires me.
>>12383259My balls. They keep constantly generating useful things as of yet untapped.
>>12383259I don't have one.
>>12383272Just pass your transformation-potion on to me then
>>12383228Breakfastand it's two ommelets (with #beef), two spam sandwiches,10 pigs in a blanket and general chicken (with cheese melted over)
>>12383272But you would not be as cute as this one!
>>12383250I'd love to violently explode into a pony. Bonus if I already have the pretty dress on.
>>12383275He's a really cool dude and a great inspiration, isn't he?
>>12383279I dropped it on the floor. You can lick it up, but it might be contaminated.
>>12383281she is pretty cute
>>12383272>not wanting to be a qt3.14 Anon's pet pony
>>12383259Arjen Anthony Lucassen is my hero
>>12383228Sliced duck with ginger.Probably. I'd make sure she knew what she was eating first.
I bet you can't find a cuter pony than this!
>>12383299But I'm already busy having breakfast right now
>>12383300What's your duck recipe?I'd love to hear it
>>12383296>implying you won't get stuck with a fetishmonster
>>12383281I hope I won't be as fat.
>>12383292I'll take the risk.
>>12383259Bob Ross and Penka Po
>>12383306I can treat you nicely
>>12383302what do I win?
>MLPG will continue years after the show ends
>>12383302BETTER QUESTION. IS THERE A PONY THAT NO ONE WANTS?
>>12383313Good. I love you guys.
>>12383313>MLPG has already died
which pony shall I pretend to fall asleep next to tonight?
>>12383302That was really easy
>>12383306But anon, i'll treat you nice and give you a pretty collar and brush your mane and scratch your belly and rut you in the middle of the night and make you a little bed to sleep in!
>>12383329The pony you love.
>>123833051) Call Chinese place2) order with pork potstickersPretty easy recipe!
>>12383329The one with the biggest ponis
>>12383313We ride togetherWe die together
>>12383335>>12383336it's settled then!goodnight mupulg. see you on the morrow.
>>12383344This is not /v/, you insufferable fuckhammer.
>>12383337Oh, you've never cooked your own?I usually just bake them at 350 with standard spices and make an orange sauce.It's pretty fantastic if you can get the skin just right,
>>12383336>pretend to cuddle derpy to sleep>end up falling off the bed
>>12383358JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION
this pony likes you
>>12383363GET IN THE CAR
>>12383367I like that pony too.I would like to be her friend.
it's funny how the activity tab removes people from your past who unfollowed you as if they had never followed you in the first place.
>>12383354>you insufferable fuckhammer.
>>12383367well she's going to have to be the one to initiate it
>>12383344Wait, Madcatz are making a console?Will it break down and burst into fire in a day?
>>12383357I've had bad experiences cooking my own poultry. I was sick as a dog for at least a week when I under-did some chicken. Blech.
>>12383367That's a nice pony. We should become friends and have fun together
>>12383377Get a thermometer, jesus
Why doesn't pony use her tail to cover her butt?
>>12383377ITS FUCKIN RAW
>>12383393pony is self conscious
>>12383393Because she does
>>12383387That didn't stop me.Nothing can stop me.Nothing.
>>12383297I LOVE YOU
>>12383393Ass is too phat
>>12383405Not often enough.
>>12383297>>12383408The age of pony has begun.
>>12383360>Derpy gets very enthusiastic while cuddling>the two of you end up accidentally tumbling off the bed, entangled in bedsheets>"Hehehe, oops!"
>>12383406>fuck itOkay. She seems to be missing the proper body parts for that though
>>12383423so what happens if I wake up without hand tomorrow?
>>12383410I love big pone bottoms
>>12383424> not "I don't know what went wrong!"
>>12383424>you accidentally end up on top>you fall on her with your elbow>one of her broken ribs punctures her lung
>>12383393Because there's nothing to hide.
>>12383376>Wait, Madcatz are making a console?Yes>Will it break down and burst into fire in a day?Yes.
>>12383424>she falls asleep draped over you>you're just lying there, on the floor, looking up at the ceiling>oh, and she snores
>>12383442me too.especially that one.Rarity's is also very nice.
>>12383423I'm waiting for you to ask me to dancego ahead, make your move, now's your chance
>>12383468>that mouth on twilight
>>12383468>t-takes your hand
>>12383467<not restricting yourself to none but your waifu
>>12383468Man, I can't wait for the SA/Costanza comic
>>12383468Nah I rather not. You aren't my type.
>>12383468Do it right, do it right, we ain't got all night.Do it now, do it now, i think you know how!
Will pony ever love me?
Would rim tier:>Rarity>Twilight (s1)Would not rim tier:>the rest
>>12383457anon, you're not going to break a rib from falling out of bed.
"Exhibit A: Greater than implying that rarity would no bounce up and down on big mac's dick all day""The jury would like a break, your honor.""Denied"
>>12383468>you will never take your artfu to the dance>tfw
>>12383468>tfw candyass and shindig will occupy the space that celestia and luna should have in the show because they aren't boring old wise ponies, but HIP COOL AND TRENDY 2KOOL4SKOOL young ponies
>>12383456>seek. consume. seek. seek. consume.
>>12383494Rips break pretty easily, I accidentally broke a few during sport in situations where you wouldn't have expected them to break
>>12383466>you try to get back into bed, but she just holds you even tighter and rubs her cheek against your chest
>>12383499magic 8 ball doesn't want to break it to her
>>12383501N-no, don't say something like that, Anon.
>>12383474>>12383483i love you guys so much you dont understandoh god i hope he does more projects i want more ayreon
>>12383491>not rimming CelestiaI must agree though that Rarity is top-tier for rimming and anal sex
>>12383520>rimming while facesitting
>Ayreonauts in MLPG
>>12383520>>not rimming CelestiaNot my type.
I want to swallow linus torvald's horse semen
>>12383517But it's true. The wise and infallible executives know what kids want, unlike those stupid artist types.
>>12383518Just in case you haven't, check out his "Star One" and "Guilt Machine" projects.
>>12383533but her butt is so big and soft!
Does your favourite horse respect your freedom?
>>12383532this is fucking fantastic>>12383542Oh I have! I own like all of his albums he's amazing
>>12383546I don't know. She might want me to be locked up so I can be studied.
>>12383533Are you sure, Anon?
>>12383546Freedom -1: The freedom to party with the program
>>12383533the best and largest ponut in equestria isn't good enough for you?
>>12383546If she's against Transhumanism then she does
so uhi just saw last threadis it safe to ask what happened with he who shall not be named
>>12383567He was killed by Harry Potter.
>>12383567Harry killed him?
Which pone's balls do you want to snuggle the most?
>>12383571fuck you i'm still reading it
I drew a tiny crayon Mrs. Cake
>>12383567I have no idea who you are talking about.
>>12383567LK isn't here right now
>>12383578Man I'd love to eat out her cake
>>12383546Pony wants me to die.
Greetings from /g/.We like horses too. Lets be GNU/Friends.
>>12383567> last thread
I wish I were a real pony
>>12383578Fix them "knees" on the back legs, the part where her back legs meet her thighs are waaay too thin for a fatty fat pony like that.other than that, it looks great
>tfw never going to free a pone's proprietary butt
>>12383578That one is goin up on the fridge.
>>12383557But I do Pinkie!And its done nothing but be a pain in the ass
guysguys imade another magnum opuscan i be the new gg
Live on our dreamsRide the pony
>>12383611UNF UNF UNF UNF
>>12383613If I had a printer I really would put it on my fridge.
>>12383578Better than me
>>12383611le love u
>>12383611Has Kraut infected you with the unfunny?
>>12383623Better than me
>>12383607What's really in that folder?
>>12383620When you get a printer you better take a picture of it on your fridge
>>12383631softcore gay ponyporn
>>12383635I would have to get a camera too
>>12383628I bet things would get very messy.
>>12383555I will if he won't
>>12383635What if I print it out and cum on it?
I love horsecock
>>12383630Better than me.
>Celestia will never have twilight turn you into a mare>You'll feel Celestia's tongue on your ponut
I WANT TO HAVE HORSE SEX WITH A HORSE
>>12383661Go to bed you faggot.
>>12383668i'm a girl btw
E: VidyaO: More poneThe D: Sleep
>>12383652I'd probably laugh, for like a few minutes
>>12383676that's not gaythat's not gay at all
>>12383627i never said that comic was funny at allis kind of just shitty>>12383674okay okay goo dnight mlpg
>>12383676Welp time to install fedora with kde
Thank god that guy isn't here.I fucking hate that guy.Seriously, do you see the opinions he have on the show?and his fetishes?deplorable
>>12383681Bottom middle left looks pretty gay to me.
>>12383687Well, at least you're doing it on purpose.
Oh night thread, sometimes you're too weird, even for me
>>12383697Shut up or i'll boop you
this is just like a desktop thread but with pictures of horses that turn me on for some reason?im leaving?
>>12383690I want to snuggle that dog.
>>12383690Now draw her with a vagina and being fucked by another dog.
>>12383690But his pones look so soft
>>12383697Shut up and suck someone's penis.
i swar im gud at art guise
>>12383690By the way I'm not talking about the artist, I love that guy and that pic.>>12383703I wish I were a diamond dog.Lesbian sex-capades with Warity would be awesome
>>12383701>im leaving?I dunno are you?
>>12383711What happen to its legs? Put it out of its misery.
>>12383690no i haven't
>>12383711IS THAT A PENIS?
>>12383696the saddest part is if i replaced the drawings with vectors and posted it on dA people would like it unironically
Remember to remind GG that the only reason Starbound isn't in beta is because they're porting it to PS3/PS4.
>>12383714i have an urge to watch pony show and enjoy benefits of a pony wafiusorry. this is the end for me.
>>12383719no because im le epic marker night
Art art art aaaaaaarrrrrrrrttttt
>>12383733not being lonelybeing more underground than people with anime waifus
>>12383748But pony isn't real and I'm still lonely.
>>12383721I feel sorry for people like Veggie, Toxicmario and Kraut who think they are incredibly hilarious, while they are in fact painfully unfunny.
>>12383734yeah but it's okay because we're on 4chan so no one will be able to penetrate our thick coating of memes and hatred
>>12383739I HAVE DRAWN THE PONY!
guys i am in love with marker please draw marker
>>12383750i will build a pony that is real with technologyafter i marathon this pony show
I'm glad MLPG are starting to fight back against the terrible plague of art, fuck artist and anyone like artistI draw ironically for the sake of destroying artist's precious art industry
>>12383779If you are fighting against art why draw something so...beautiful.
>>12383791IT'S NOT BEAUTIFULIT'S ART MOCKING ARTISTARTIST SHOULD BURNREMOVE ARTIST
>>12383779My picture wasn't ironic though, I'm just a bad artist.Also it was drawn in like 5 minutes with ms paint and a mouse without references, but mostly I'm a bad artist.
>>12383803>IT'S NOT BEAUTIFULYeah keep sayin that, doesnt make it true. Could easily put that in an art gallery
>>12383814No, marker is a pure maiden like all little ponies.
>>12383814THats fucking cute
>>12383827I can't wait to become a pony to prove you wrong.
>>12383814I wish Marker Pony had never been forced into sexually.
Help, a pony broke into my house. She's coming right towards me. What do I do?
>>12383607>cute pony wallpaper>ubuntu>that resolution>not multitasking whatsoever
>>12383843Shoot her in the face.
Can anyone else "ctrl+m1/autosave" save images?
>>12383814FUCK THIS IS NOT A REALLY CUTE PICTUREI HAVE A BONERBYE
>>12383853No, I just use wget.-posted using curl
>>12383814>dat slaverfuckin unf
>>12383876Is that a transparent black dildo? She sleeps with it in her?
>>12383851Fuck youIts my laptop, Ill do what I want
I want to cuddle with arch linux
>>12383814unf thank you
>>12383888It's almost 1 pm, AJ,, I'm wide awake
Well I spent all night playing around with brushes. Have this brush test horse.
>>12383838>>12383855>>12383881>>12383897Croptool/Broke, stop being a fucking faggot and stop samefagging.
>>12383893sudo apt-get install awesome rxvt-unicode-256color htop cmatrix feh emacs
>>12383893set c-flags for homono but i like the minimalism
>>12383907>apt-get>not emergeGo back to /g/ pleb
>>12383915Steamchat faggot that spam porn request of Marker when the general was talking about how cute she is for months. He, along with Croptool, got their porn and spam it everyday and he shitpost MARKERKNIGHT when they are told to fuck off.
Alright I may have rolled "more pone" but theres nothin goin on in here. time for vidya.
>>12383764Your pones are cute
>>12383927Ah, okay.I was wondering if its a short form for broken english anon for a second
>>12383925http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmlWhy aren't you learning?
>>12383905I like lanky ponies.You should play around with the line weight so, farther away stuff should have thinner lines than stuff that's closer to the viewer
>>12383918>portage>not portsspeaking of plebs from /g/, get a load of this one.
>Fluttershy's sweaty wing pits>Sunset Shimmer's feet>AJ's stench
>>12383764Ah man that's cute
>>12383983bait.hide, report, move on.
>>12383960>AJ's stench after having worked in the fields the entire day
>>12383964Oh, Hi Panty and Stocking
why aren't you drawing anon
>>12384004What is the point of posting that past the OP image?
>>12384007It marks the thread for a thread locator and archives it
>>12383995I'd love to get face sat by a sweaty and smelly AJ.Hell, any sweaty and smelly pony is welcome to sit on my face
>go to the supermarket >this booth opened just right in front of itWhat do you do?
>>12384004go to bed
>>12384017>mfw I click /goWow. Woah.
>>12384028100 bitsI dont even like this show
>>12384028I'd pay for her services to help her business.Small businesses don't have it easy these days and I would be willing to lend a hand
>>12384044I named a character in a fanfic I'm writing 'the Obnoxiously Long-Maned' yesterday. I hope you're happy.
>>12384028Spend a terabyte
>>12384046For hundred bits she would probably even kiss you with tongue
>>12384028I really want to draw that mare but no time ;_; I shouldn't even be here right now
>>12384055FantasticI hope he has a gorgeous flowing mane
>>123840281 bit = ~100$ on mt.goxfuck that's an expensive kiss
>>12384057Now I have to do math to figure out how many kisses that is
>>12384028Who the fuck pays for a friendly kiss?
>>12384028ASS 2 ASS!
>>12384074But I bet it would be worth it
>>12384020Would you also do that iuf it looked like this?
>>12384028Is this the equivalent of a crack whore in Equestria?If I buy into this thinking it's cute and silly, will other ponies look at me from then on like I pay street walkers to take dumps on my chest?
>>12384072It's a very long mane, it gets in the way of everyone constantly and as a result everyone hates him. Ponies keep tripping over it, there's birds nesting in it and they crap all over everything and steal food wherever he goes.It's good stuff
>>12384028Realize I'm hallucinating, and cry myself to sleep. ;_;7
>>12384084Goddamn that looks bizarre.
>>12384080who'd be the other one?
>>12384078It's not just a friendly kiss man.It's a friendly kiss from a pony!Go for the ten bits offer - maybe she gives you a discount if you manage to make her pant a bit
>>12384089crikey, that's a lot of pony kisses
>>12384098Me as a mareor Twilight.
>>12384086If it is, Equestria definitely has cuter crack whores than we do.
>>12384117Can I get a link to this comic?
>>12384080Uhh I'm not with him.
>>12384117Heres 100 bits and heres my ass.Get kissing.
>>12384122Should be Issue #9
>>12384122It's the official comic d00d have you even been keeping up with them?I haven't.
>>12384117>that stack of dosh
>>12384129>>12384132shit nigga ima get on that right now
>>12384138FeminismShe is empowered
>>12383906more than one people can waifu marker anon
>>12384020what if she haven't washed herself in a while and her musk has seasoned well for a while?
>>12384138Well, she's a pretty mare, no wonder people want to kiss her.What kind of special talent is an ice coon though?
>>12384138GET OFF THE FUCKING TABLE
>>12383697>Oh night threadNo night threads on Friday / SaturdayOr at any point during summer, really
>>12384153S-stop it, Anon
>>12383764you're getting way better at this, tanman
>>12384156She tastes sweet but she's totally cold.
>>12384153>long backpacking trip with applejack>share a sleeping bag to cut weight>day 14>that smell in the morning
>>12384153I am masturbating to this
Horses smell gross. Has anyone ITT actually stepped outside the city in their entire life?
>>12384156She melts away when she gets hot?
>>12384173i would be glad to offer my face as a seat to applejack after she had a few days of uniterrupted applebucking in which she had no time to bathe.all that sweat kept her soaked the whole time and got more and more concentrated as it evaporated in the heat.around her marecunt and ponut there would be grains that look like sand, which are in fact her consensed essence
>>12384217Shh. No facts now. Only fantasies.
>>12384091>>12384098>>12384105>>12384106>>12384129>>12384138>>12384142>>12384148>>12384152>>12384153>>12384157>>12384162>>12384173>>12384179>>12384181The grammar in this place is really terrible./mlp/ is starting to look like it's nothing more than a bunch of teenage faggots.If you can't use proper grammar, then don't come on this website. It's not facebook, nor it is Nickelodeon.com. It is /mlp/.I can understand the grammar jokes, like "Trolling is an art." That stuff is funny, I don't have a problem with it.However, if I see one more faggot start a sentence without a capital letter then I will lose faith in this board.If I see another person switch "Their, They're, and There" or "Your and You're." I might seriously consider not coming back to it anymore.If you post with bad grammar in this thread, you're not trolling me. You're just proving yourself do be a dumbass. Regardless of anonymity, you're still out there somewhere. Whoever you are, you're a dumbass.
>>12384217I've actually fucked a horse.and I would still like to smell an unwashed AJ
>>12384217Horses also don't talk and generally don't fly and/or have magic.
>>12384224This isn't very funny
>>12384224this is new
>>12384224That has got to be some kind of copypasta
>>12384224Their they, its all ok now
>>12384224>/mlp/>I might seriously consider not coming back to it anymorewhat a loss
>>12384231Okay buddy.>>12384232>implying that affects the smell
>>12384224>You're just proving yourself do be a dumbass
>>12384224Sorry Anonymous, I am drunk right now and therefore put forth a more casual approach in the syntax of my posts. My most sincere apologies.
>>12384252Yes, being sentient enough to take baths/showers when you stink kind of does affect the smell.
>>12384265So she smells less horsey 50% of the time? Oh wow it's fucking nothing.
>>12384238It is.https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Copypasta/Archive_12#Subtle_Grammar_Nazil2 Google search
>>12384238Whoever it is, it's not someone worth bothering about.
>>12384217>Durr hurr I'm incapable of understand what fetishes areI have been around horses, yes I would like for a unwashed pony to sit on my face.
>>12384281Your skull would be crushed and you'd die dude.
>>12384274And not to forget about various colognes and parfumes.
>>12384220>turns into pudding when you kiss her>you have to help her back behind her booth because her legs are all wobbly
>>12384287Do you know how much a cartoon pony would weigh?
>>12384291>Applejack>perfumeMy lels are in orbit.
>>12384275>le ebin drama wiki XD>loool so epik XDDDSome people just can't accept that /b/'s glory days ended over 5 years ago.
>>12384297A million bajillion tonnes?
>>12384297Over NINE THOUSAND pounds.
>>12384217i grew up around horses. i don't relish the smell, but i don't mind it either
>>12384302Calm down, spaz, it was just the first result I got when I Googled the text
>>12384028Honestly? I'd pass.
>>12384297Enough to break the ice?
>>12384300What if it was Apple scented perfume?
>>12384320>responding to the 500 dollar shitposter
>>12384302Just fap threads and failed raids now.Still great for spam if you can get them riled up about something.
>>12384321Stop Bullying comics were the shit
>>12384321>Ross accosts Fluttershy.jpg
>>12384297Assuming gravitation, air density and helium density are the same on equestria as on earth, Pinkie weighs around 92g
>kindle updates apparently>it adds a fucking facebook button I can't seem to get rid of
>>12384358>5am>bitching about le personal blogstop
>>12384353i don't know if works on that thing, but use ghostery.that way you can also watch youtube videos without gving people you hate any ad revenue.
>>12384386TIME TO GET ROMANTIChttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E1TQNrYVEg
>>12384353>removing facebook apps from phone>cant remove the factory default app>get a text message>"you have 1 new friend request and 3 new games requests!"fucking hell
Good morning MLPG, what's going on?
>>12384425Hnnng, that's cute.Her shoulder looks a bit misplaced though, like its attached to her neck and not her torso
>>12384353Can't you just root it or something?
>>12384425Whats wrong with the bird?
>>12384425good morning?but you were just here
>>12384452Yeah, though the commissioner was happy with it>>12384458Philomena fell off the ball.>>12384460That other guy isn't me, anon.
>>12384487>the commissioneryou're turning tricks now? you've come so far*sniff* our contributor is all grown up
>>12384509I'm trying to at least, I've only got one commission so far.
>>12384523why do I think that that horse is so incredibly cute?
>>12384524because you're wrong
>>12384524She cute along with her sister even though she is more cuter than Gloomy.
>>12384524Because both of you need to cheer up.
>>12384531if you disagree with me again you'll shit a lego castle the next day
>>12384545Then we should strive to find more things to disagree on, because i want to see that.
Which pony would be an anti-transponyist?
>>12384569armorshy is best shy
Alright, I'll give. If it'll help against the guys who've been slapping on names lately, I'll make a trip.Is it working?
>>12384561>tfw Madmax hats us
>>12384573>FilenameI want to see Dash as a berserker now
>>12384393>>12384455I could probably find some sort of workaround for it but that doesn't make it any less bullshit. On top of that when the thing was ordered there was a section where you were given the option to either pay an extra $15, or have your home screen smothered in ads. I was already in the checkout process at the time so I said "fuck it," and now this happens. Even given Apple's bullshit Amazon isn't far behind. The data plans are ridiculous, there's hardly any customizable settings (zero as far as choosing a lock and home screen background), there's little third party support for accessories other than skins and cases, data plans are ridiculous, Amazon Prime hardly has any good movies, and you can even stream in HD to an actual computer, just other devices like WIFI enabled TVs, game consoles, and tablets. Now on top of it all I get to look at an ugly fucking facebook button on a bunch of different menus asking if I want to share with everyone I know that I'm listening to Cake or some shit they don't care about. And now if I REALLY want to get rid of it, thanks to Amazon I have to perform some bullshit procedure to do that. It's still not an iPad but fuck I'm starting to wish I had a Nexus 10 instead, only that doesn't have any 4G support. Oh yeah I almost forgot the fucking thing only has one camera facing forward because apparently taking pictures and videos of my fucking face is the only thing I care about.
>>12384578It should but you should confirm it by drawing or post a note in tumblr.
>>12384595alright then, what do you want drawn?
>tfw huge thunderstorm and torrential raini like it. feels soothing and relaxing.
>>12384604Oh, ummmm, I guess Fluttershy or Rarity?
>>12384614Forget this. Look into this guy. >>12384610
Why aren't you making Applepone?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u46qPqNirAQ
>>12384637>avatar has a fedora onNope
I fucking hate how news sites never have full size versions of the thumbnails they post in their articles.
>>12384573cutest battle poni
>check eqd because of horrible boredom>seth got his 4de twily plushie>says they are just now shipping outI had about given up on mine and just assumed that they just ate my money
Needs More Lauren Faust.
Hey anons, whatcha doin?
>>12384687Why would they?
>>12384726Studying.At least I'm pretending to, actually I'm just wasting time on 4chan
>>12384726Final study guidesI want to get them over with so I can feel hype and not anxiety
>>12384726Watching the same movie for the 4th time this month
>>12384726watching my life fall apart
>>12384648oh god please post full
>>12384773it's not porn
>scrolling through thread>find something interesting to reply to>it's several hours old
>>12384726EATING MOTHER FUCKING WAFFLES
>>12384802Reply to it anywayFuck the police; time's not the boss of you
>>12384782doesnt mean i cant have a raging hardon to it
>>12384726Watching Ugly AmericansEating Omelets and drinking black cherry soda
I wish I were a mare.I want to feel pone's soft snout on my mare vag
>>12384821use google image search you lazy fuck
>>12384829>black cherryMy nigga.
>>12384726Letting a program play a video game for me because fuck skilling up crafting.
>>12384829Demon Callie x Demon Sunset Shimmer when?
>>12384843>not wanting to be the little pony so you can fuck a shitload of humans
Alright, here's your proof.
>>12384874It reminds me of sherbet ice cream
>>12384864I want to be Anon's pet
>>12384877No problem Anon, always a pleasure
>>12384883I don't want that.
>>12384874>bimbo poneHey, don't say such mean things about her!
GG, SHOW YOURSELF
>>12384896http://i.imgur.com/XBQUq3Q.pngIs it to early?
>>12384892I want it.
>>12384637>Double chin>Neckbeard>FedoraDidn't open / 10
>>12384918Yes. Draw cute pones instead.
LURKING CONTRIBUTORSREVEAL YOURSELVES
>>12384918>upside down penis
>>12384941But if I do you'll just tell me to draw something and then I'll probably pick up the pen because I feel bad for not having drawn in so long and then everything will turn out horrible and then I'll be down for the rest of the day.
>>12384974And now another one! More cute ponies, mooooore!
>>12384974draw MT pretending to be Twily
>>12385015Giantdad pls go
>>12385015WUT RINGS YOU GOT BITCH?
>>12385015I bet Derpy had a picnic with kenan and kel
>>12385015God I hate that fucking meme.
>>12384918>saving your virginity by only taking it in the buttI love this. A blend of naughty and innocent.
if you had to associate Applejack with a stat from an RPG game, which would you choose?
>>12385055>that little AJ
>>12385069Woo! Cute as fuck.
>>12385069That was quick and is adorable.
>>12385064>tfw no big Applejack
>>12385084Im not sure I could handle that much waifu.But dammit I would try.
New attack soon, fellow titan.
No princesses allowed.
>>12385096>implying anything will happen
>>12385096I haven't been around for it to actually air until now.Wouldn't there need to be time to sub the episode? I don't speak moon
>>12385096Is the show as bizarre as the opening implies?
>>12385055>AJ as a paladin>ever>lightbringer>not judgement>or even heroic T12
>>12385105Wait.If AJ becomes princess of apples she loses her ass?DONT DO IT AJ
>>12384941Only if I have something to contribute.
>>12384922Me too, anonme too
>>12385115>tfw playing warrior on GW2 using nothing but kicks and stomps as special movesMost fun I had on that game was playing as Treekicker.
>>12385109>macro vore>potatoes>best character is a midget with serious anger problemsYes, yes it is.
So this is what being hungover feels like
>>12385084Big enough for ya, Mr. Shotshot?
>>12385138feels like Fluttershy?
looks good imo
>>12385138Suck it up bitch nigga.
>>12385115>Dash questing in pandaland>Want to get thru it as fast as possible>Every panda NPC tells her to "slow down" and "There is no hurry"She'd go mad.
>>12385138Drink some water next time, dehydration causes hangovers
>>12385138Which pony would be the best at working through a hangover?Which pony would completely shut down the next morning?
>>12385157>Applejack in glassesDont do this to me.
>KSP server is downwell, that was fun while it lasted
>>12385165Ok, have some non-glasses Applejack
http://i.imgur.com/0YivyzL.pngyou're special yellowquiet
>>123851551st question: Applejack, it's part of a normal day for her2nd question: Twilight, the first time it happens she thinks she's dieing.
>>12383140Spitfire is better.
>>12385138your damn fault for not taking a multivitamin beforehand or drinking a shitload of water
>>12385172pls no I dont want to fap right now pls
>>12385159That's anthro, no human.And I personally find that anthro is good even tho i hate anthro.
>>12385183Its human enough.
>>12385174Very nice.welcome back.
>>12385188It's pretty sad that they can't make a Neverhood 2 (3) because of MUH COPYRIGHT from EA.Still better than nothing, though
>>12385178I like this
>>12385194How long does it take for a copyright to expire? The games are like 15 years old.
>>12385174Looks nice>>12385193Who drew it?
>>12385199Thanks to the fucks at Disney, we don't have to worry about that copyright expiring in our lifetimes
>>12385199I think it's 5 years.But it's EA.
>>12385200Someone who wasn't new like you.
>>12385200Looks like apple
>>12385193 You sure that's who you think that is
Which pony enjoys classical music the most?
>>12385200Japanon>>12385208there's nothing wrong with being new, anonwe need new blood in this thread to keep it from stagnating
I'm fucking drunk, MLPGEvery sentence takes me 5x longer to writeBut I want you to knowI love you allEvery single one of you bastardsI love youAnd I mean it
>>12385212So he really did return. Awesome.
>>12385203>>12385204Oh well... Maybe the stars will align one day and they'll stop being a bunch of faggots and want to do another.
Why do their faces look off?
>>12385214post-psychotic-meltdown Twilight Sparkle
>>12385220Because Pinkie is now a sea monster and Twilight looks like Filthy Frank.
>>12385200Apple. Guess he's still running that old ruse of pretending to be asian.
>>12385220Because the artist doesn't know how to draw them?
>>12385216Be sure to drink plenty of water so you don't get a hangover
>>12385221shut up bcs stop projecting upon her
>>12385213>1px lines>recognizable hatching>recognizable snout, eye, and ear styleYes. Also he said he came back like 2 days ago.
>>12385231but I don't like positions of leadership or classical music
>>12385220Because it's shitty art.
Rollin'Evens - PrintsOdds - Sleep
>>12385188I'm double dipping for PC and Wii U.
>>12385212>>12385215Oh. I didn't know he's back.
>>12385249NO STAY UP
>>12385243>Not liking classical musicWorse than Hitler.
>>12385220I'm familiar with these clothes, is it supposed to be reference of Katawa shojo?
>>12385250I would have, but I don't have a Wii-U yet and I don't know when I'll get one. Whenever I get one, I'll get that version as well.
>>12385259Hitler liked classical music too.Do you want to be like Hitler?
>>12385259At least Hitler drew well.
>>12385272That's exactly why he's worse than HitlerAt least Hitler could appreciate classical music
>>12385274>this got rejected by an art schoolShould just drew ponies
>>12385275And Hitler didn't draw shitty smut.
>>12385274Hitler's art was extremely stiff and boring.
Looks like you guys can accomplish something!http://artwithoutprediction.deviantart.com/
>>12385279I still don't know why that got rejected.I've heard a lot of shit like he could only draw from reference and so on, but that pic looks definitely fine for someone who wants to START studies.
>>12385289>Deactivated accountI didn't know BCS was apple!
>>12385289The issue with this is that it still won't make her go away from where it matters, which is here.
All I want is friendsAnd a little confidenceJust enough to get some friendsIs that so much to ask?
>>12385288better than anything you can make, dipshit
>>12385274People with drawing skill have the potential to become dictators.Drawfag interment camp when?
>>12385284that shinybutt isn't canon
>>12385255But the numbers say to sleep, and I need it.
>>12385300Also better than anything you can make, your opinion isn't any more valid than mineAnd apparently the art academy agreed with me
>>12385301People that get rejected from art school become dictators.That's fact.
>>12385301>Kraut and Spaerk take over Germany>Holy Equestrian Empire is founded
>>12385295Maybe you should shitpost some more and post her nude pics!
>Ed Valentine in writing for s04oh boy
>>12385306Numbers kill people, Anon.Do you want to die?
>>12385308>LK will never become your dictatorWhy do I bother going on?
>>12385321Sources say yes. Yes I do want to die.
>>12385327Okay then. Goodbye, Anon.
>>12385322LK was rejected from art school?
>>12385334Do you want me to write a suicide note first as to why I'm going? I feel like that would only be appropriate.
>>12385322>you have play along with his ARG or else you get send to a deathcamp
Do you guys remember when Tex came back?That was amazing.I'm reliving the memory right now
>>12385343He was accepted, he'll never be a dictator.
>>12385348If there's anyone that will read it, yes. Suicide notes are pretty good.
>>12385220>twilight has an eye on top of her eye
>>12385350He never came back, Anon.It was all but a dream. A collective dream.Say, can you see his posts in the archives?I thought so.
>>12385351But Anon, I haven't applied to an art school yet.
>>12385352citation is this whole thread and /mlp/'s Catalog
http://24.media.tumblr.com/96a0d999239c34b42cfe6464c0ee2809/tumblr_mql1im6ZIt1s44tz9o1_1280.pngI expected something more sensual and tasteful but at last Jalm is back drawing (and drawing lewd again YES)unf,
>>12385346>not naming her "faggot".
>>12385356okay brb, also I'm going to change the names to protect their identities
>>12385371Pony gangbangs are a good thing.
>>12385371Excuse me but could you please link the tumblr? I forgot the URL
>>12385374Good, Anon. Hades will be proud of you.
>>12385346>>12385360Am I missing clever le epic reference here?
>>12385371>tfw both your art waifus are back to being aliveI missed jalms stuff.
>>12385394Pokemon animeGary Oak
>>12385394There are six elements of harmony in Equestria, Sunset Shimmer collected ten
>>12385397How does one even pronounce "jalm"?
>>12385408Like Jam, but with an L in the middle. At least that's how I do it.
>>12383054I love that Cliche eudo-anime style.
>>12385408Jalm, rhymes with calm. IMHO.
I dunno, just something random I guess.Any requests or something?
>>12385400>>12385401Got it, thanks>>12385402A little bit mad today, aren't we?
>>12385425Derpy and Carrot Top hugging.
>>12385425Derpy and Trixie hugging.
>>12385454I already did a quick doodle of her over here, anon. >>12384874I'll do a better one some other time.
How drunk are you, MLPG?It's Friday nightYou have to be drunk or with friendsAnd no-one of you are with friends
>>12385459fuck off, I just got off a twelve hour shift and I'm jerking off before I go to sleep
>>12385457I don't like his work because it's futa.
>Friday nightBut it's Saturday afternoon.
>>12385454>give her a kiss>walk around behind her booth afterward and steal all her bits while she is winking at all the other ponies
>>12385457he's alright I guess, but he's super bland>futa>popular herepls no
>>12385458Oh. Must have missed that, sorry.It's cute.
>>12385459It's saturday fucking noon and all of my friends are on vacation somewhere
>>12385459It's saturday, dumbass
>>12385459It's 10 am here
>>12385459But it's Saturday afternoon.
>>12385470wouldn't she see you if she's winking at the other ponies?
>>12385457literally every face and body he draws is the samealso lol nohands
>>12385457The futa usually looks like shit, and everything else is just boring. Also every time he attempts to draw breasts it ends with the disaster also present in the picture you posted.
>>12385459But it's Saturday 9 AM here
>>12385457It's extremely boring and his dicks look like shit.