Dweeb Thread>>12376286Its cat bird time! Do you want more of them in the next season or what?
>>12380755>Gilda
>>12380755>55
it's fucking catbird time
>tex is back
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>>12380755no, they are dirty French
>>12380788Oh fuck off!
>>12380792Don't associate the French with those filthy things.
>>12380795>Shitposter hateanon telling me to fuck offThat's hilarious, really. Tex is back and you're shitposting just to get his attention.
okay just fucking forget about ponies for this threadPOST PICS THAT EXPRESS YOUR FEEL WHEN RETURN OF THE TEX
spearmint
>>12380799>My mind interchanged "fucking" and "a" at firstI liked that filename better
>>12380795Oh hush yourself and just remember to appreciate him more this time!
Wow last thread really sucked. Popularfags do ruin threads.
>>12380782Griffon and I hope there is more female griffons introduced.
>>12380792What's wrong with the French?
>>12380808
>>12380820The French are generally assholes.
so how about we play epicmafia while the shitposters battle for like 3 threads
>>12380834I DON'T LIKE THING
>>12380808Tex is a huge fucking faggot who should have stayed gone.
>>12380832I once saw a Frenchman jacking off into a corner outside of a lingerie store.In broad daylight.
>>12380814Why would I appreciate him more, he hasn't done anything worthwhile.
I'm going to marry Twilight!
>>12380832I thought that was mainly ParisiansThere are plenty reasons to hate the french
Reminder that Merri, Meghan and Polsky are the worst fucking writers.>b-but muh discord episodeWould have been written better if it was made by Larson or Corey.Polsky is already shit at writing jokes when he fucked up Pinkie with a shit joke in that
>>12380808He's honestly the best artist here you can't blame people for welcoming him back. It's the hateanons like you complaining about how we're not talking about the show for the billionth time.
>>12380850I once saw a Frenchman jacking off a lingerie storein a broad corner
>>12380832But they made Wakfu.
>>12380869Stop
>>12380867SHUT THE FUCK UP TEX IS BACK
>>12380850The spy must have forgotten his inviswatch
>>12380869I once saw a Frenchman jacking off in a broad.
>>12380868>best artist hereI can't stop laughing
>>12380867>in thatWhoops, I meant Games Ponies Play.
>>12380869I once saw a corner jacking off into a broad frenchman.In a lingerie store.
>>12380876DON'T YOU LIE TO ME, ASSHOLE!
>>12380876>MUH TEX COCKSUCKINGShut the fuck up.
A fat black lady once grabbed my butt and it was quite unsettling.
Okay wait I just got here.Somebody....somebody tell me is this really real>>12380453If it is I think I might cry
>>12380887NO HE IS CHECK THE LAST THREAD>>12380889>shitposter telling me to shut upYeah, right.
>>12380860More than you.
Pony is displeased.
>>12380891you do understand it's tex hateanons pretending to be fans to make him look bad rightit's pretty blatant
All of you just stop talking about Tex.
>hurr tex is back>hurr tex is cancerJesus christ just get a room already
>>12380896Everyone act like dweebs
>>12380891No anon, we place artists on a pedestal.
Tex must be laughingSo hardAt this
>>12380903What can I do to make my waifu happy?
>>12380904SB seriously, fuck off.
I bet Nuffy is behind all this shitposting.
>>12380903She could get a friend to counteract that.
>>12380808he should have stayed awayhe had a life ahead of hima life without ponea life with a futurebut he came backhe let the darkness back into his hearthe let it crawl in his skin, he didn't let the wounds healtex tried so hard, and got so farbut just like that it didn't even matteri'm sorry this had to happen to you texi'm sorry you are afflicted by the pone curse
>>12380904>waaaah everything is a conspiracy to stop my tex cock-sucking ;_;
>>12380920Draw.
>>12380924Who even is that?
>>12380906>hurr soap crate's word is the infallible truth
>>12380928>he let it crawl in his skin
>>12380928>Thinking there is ever truly any escape.Even death does not save you.It simply sends you to Equestria...MLPG edition.
>>12380932cool denial bro
>>12380906Normal people discuss all three.
>>12380896>shitposter praising a mediocre artist who doesn't even provide a fucking image when he comes back.Yeah, pleb. Suck some delicious tripfag cock.MLPG is obviously a tripfag heaven.
>>12380928https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qk1NxXCvLc
>>12380919Or sobbing while slowly deleting his tumblr between swigs of Jack Daniel's.
>>12380952what
>>12380935I've already paid tribute to my waifu today though. And I even tried a new thing.
>>12380951You can get out if you don't like it.You can't do anything about it. You can just sit there and whine.
>>12380965>lolsorandum
>>12380966the confirmed writers can lick my ass
Where is new Contributor horse thread? MLPG is dead.
>>12380939Sorry I didn't crop out all but the head, thought you wouldn't notice.
>>12380973I can tell...
>>12380928there is no release from ponenot even in death
>>12380966I really don't care about the writers and I'm excited for new pone contentNow you
>Tex leaves>BAWW EVERYONE IS LEAVING, MLPG IS OVER.>Tex comes back>BAWW STOP CIRCLEJERKING OVER TRIPFAGS, MLPG IS OVER.What do you people want?
sex with Rarity
>>12380966No no, I'm sure you just want to bitch about the shit that is popular at the time.
>>12380980But you are licking Tex's ass after all, you worthless beta.
>>12380994
>>12380994Chaos.
>>12380973We used to call it absurd humour, and we liked it.Then web2.0 came along and kids liking it made it a taboo. Damn you, internet.
>>12381001 I told you MLPG, Nuffy is behind all of this.
THE CIRCLE OF LIFEEEE
This is somewhat sad
>>12381013>NuffyI don't know who that is!
>>12380906wait, aren't you discussing a person by posting Socrates?
>>12380996Not until after marriage
>>12380952Interpretive dance.
>>12381021oh hey, it's Pickle Inspector
>ass lickingnow this thread is really heating up
>>12381021Is this just before he busts out his tommy and knocks over a bank?
>>12381021Lol is that the prospit man from homestucki ship him with grimbark jack becnoir :3
>Tex is back.Okay...When can Jessey show up and actually post something interesting?
>>12381024No, he's discussing an idea Socrates had.
>>12380994I want to draw
>>12381024Isn't socrates discussing people by making that statement?Are not people ideas in the first place?
>>12381024Was Socrates a person?
>>12381038which pony's ass would you lick?which one would squeal the most?writhe the most?push her butt back against your face the most?which one would let you put it in her ass after?
>>12381044I want her to post her ass so I can lick it unf
>>12380994I want to have sex with a little filly.
>>12381044When Tex apologizes for stepping on everyone's balls on his way out of MLPG. Also, Tex, HOW'S SENTENAL'S COMPUTER?
>>12381051 you dont draw enough
>>12381051Then draw some tits.It's all you're good for.
>>12381051Your tumblr both disturbs and intrigues me...
>>12381053>>12381052get out of here, you two
>>12381055
>>12381051Man, I love the stuff you draw. Never stop.I know this seems like another shitpost considering all of the shit going on right now but man satyrs and your humans always brighten my day a bit.
*glorp*
>>12381054Why would I want to lick a pony's butt?You're weird.
Need references on sad poniesPls
>>12381078>satyrsI demand links!
hey textex you gay
>>123810541) Dash2) Fluttershy3) Twilight4) Pinkie5) Rarityokay i want to lick all the little ponies' assesfuck i'm being whipped into a mad lust
>>12381055What are you even fucking talking about anymorehave you gone loco, koko
>>12381070Is there even a place that I am inside, and could I get out even if I wanted to?
Why aren't you dropping acid RIGHT NOW?
>>12381085OH SHI-
>>12381084>>>/mlp/satyr
>Nuffy is the Tex shitposter and the "I WANT TO FUCK PONES" shitposter
>>12381086>1) DashDash is my favourite pony, but this is a bad idea
>>12381085hey mewballmewballthumbs up
>>12381098I can confirm this.
>>12381085AH YIS! Look, the circlejerkers coming out of the walls!
>>12381054pony made of ice creampig ponysnake poneabout to be arrested for rape ponerarity
>>12381083
>>12381094
>>12381098he's not the only one who wants to fuck ponies
>>12380589The most famous clown in Equestria took her place. "My remarks today will be short and swift, and they are intended your spirits to lift," called out Ponyacci, as he did a somersault and landed on a bouncy ball.Then, he launched into what historians later recognized as the greatest clowning performance of all time, one that lasted a spellbinding and brilliant eight minutes, all while holding forth on destiny, joy, and the fulfillment of one's purpose in life. He ended by recognizing that Pinkie could have been one of the stage's brightest stars, but shed her light on Ponyville instead, and that they should count themselves fortunate that the embodiment of laughter had been a part of their lives.Unnoticed by most of the crowd, his clowning students wheeled up dozens of cloth-covered carts.Jumping off his ball, Ponyacci winked to the crowd. "And don't you know that laughter never dies? Now dry your tears and help us toss some pies!" With that, he ducked behind the lectern, came up with a cream-topped lemon meringue, and threw it right into the Mayor's face. Sputtering, the Mayor called out in a melodramatic voice, "Of course you know, this means war!"
>>12381085Mew pls stram.
>>12381094I think I've fapped enough to acid for one night
>>12381119he's the one that always posts "PONES, LITTLE FILLIES, I WANT TO FUCK THEM" and their variations
>>12381114But Anon, we are all circlerjerkers in here.
>>12381117
>>12381104I wish I was greek>be gay every day>woman doesn't matter>cities and statues painted in tacky pony colours>alright to like stories about magical horses
>>12381103it is a bad idea which makes it all the more appealing
>>12381133What are you talking about? I'm not a popularfag.
>>12381058>When Tex apologizes for stepping on everyone's balls on his way out of MLPG.Sorry I must have been absent when Tex rampaged the general with shitposts and general assfuckery as he silently decided to quit for a while. Fill me in on his DASTARDLY deeds that he did that caused your heart to so shatter...
>>12381083http://poniescryingdramatically.tumblr.com/
>>12381138I hope you mean classical Greek
>>12381110hey anonanonthanks>>12381114Woo!>>12381124im doing a study i can if you want me to though
>>12381144The show has been over for months, and the comics only come out once a month. There is no reason to still be here other than that you like to circlerjerk with everyone else.It's the sad truth of MLPG.
>>12381153ohwowtthanks
>>12381138Since when is it wrong to like Ancient Greek Mythology?
>>12381140well at least you didn't go into detailif I had to rarity would be on the top of my list. I would put fluttershy at worse than dash and why am I even discussing this
>>12381159stram u studdy
>>12381151He kind of just blamed us all as the reason he wasn't drawing and then fell into the comforting arms of tumblrfaggots.
>>12381124>filename
Remember when MLPG didn't have endless fucking drama and everyone was generally chill?
>>12381153>fanfiction
>>12381144You're a popularfag.I'm a popularfag...We are all popularfags around here...
>>12381144by making yourself known complaining about popularfags, you are now a popularfag
>>12381160>It's the sad truth of MLPG.people who aren't from here like to say this all the time, like they're upset that we're happy to be here. or at least, well, I don't feel bad about it
>>12381182>He announces he's LEAVING MLPG FOREVER BECAUSE WE DON'T APPRECIATE HIM WITHIN ACCEPTABLE AMOUNTSI saw no post of him specifically saying MLPG, Anon.I would say that your facts are just opinions!
>>12381179Yes. I miss those days.
>>12381180>i'm really sorry about this but we need a cheap villain for the s2 finale forgive me okAre you fucking implying Chrysalis was a cheap villain
HUE
>>12381179Yeah, but we were a bunch of bronies back then. All prancing around in blissful ignorance of how ashamed of ourselves we should be.You don't want to be a brony, do you?
>>12381198I can't read whatever crazy ass alphabet that is
>>12381179>everyone was generally chill?there are no night threads on Friday and Saturday. there never have been.and now that schools out Monday to Thursday is kind of weak too
>>12381179We always had drama.Usually meta /co/ drama involving raids and thread spamming.
>>12381179I still try.[blue]
That's it I'm filtering any post that mentions Tex
>>12381144By coining the term "popularfag" you have become "popularfag anon", drawing attention to yourself as you are the only one who uses the term.
>>12381203He said "The only place he posts" and since Tex posts here, it would be safe to assume that this is "The only place he posts"Check mate, atheists.
>>12381227Don't mes with Texas.Seriously I sent them this post and they are clapping their guns REAL hard.
p-p-pony?
What is mlpg's favourite pony?Tex.
>>12381208Yes.>Lost potential, bland motivations used to avoid gray-and-gray morality>lol im evil i trap princess steal love MOAR POWER>lol i infiltrated the city so they had to put a shield up all so i could weaken the shield and break in
>>12381203>>12381182Can everyone just fucking stop. Tex is back. Okay. He'll draw, he'll post. Even if you don't like him, there's nothing to get angry about. If you do like him, just ignore the complainers.Now back to pony. Which pone would you ride around on as an epic mount on an adventure?
>>12381214Kallisti, to the prettiest one.
>>12381223Those were easier to deal with.They always got bored after awhile and went back to their cape threads.Now we have shitposters who spend every hour of their day actively trying to ruin us.Don't bother trying to deny it. You know it's true.
>>12381245Yes, but nobody admits to posting in MLPG.Ball is in your court now, faggot!
>>12381207Sounds like you guys need to go on break.http://twerkbreak.com/boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/12380755#p12380755
>>12381175>comforting arms of tumblrfaggotsYou fuckers just make shit up about contributors to destroy them because you're bored dont you?
>>12381253Tex is back and instead of talking about it you'd prefer to talk about a stupid one-line idea?Get the fuck out.
>>12381208She kinda was
>>12381253>Can everyone just fucking stop.it's not everyone. it's one maybe two shitposters talking to themself. which, admit-ably, makes it difficult to not respond, because he's talking to himself, but you should still not respond
>>12381253Stop shitposting.
I hope we get to see more of Saddle Arabia. Middle Eastern settings are severely underused in fantasy worlds.
>>12381123The carts were uncovered, and the smells of thousands of pies washed over the crowd. Within moments, the pies themselves washed over the crowd as they lost their inhibitions and hurled the baked goods at their neighbors, their families, and ponies they didn't even know. Laughter rang out once again.A quartet of dignified whiteface clowns on stage kazooed their way through their catalogue of songs, and their calm in the chaos swiftly made them the biggest targets. One witness later told a reporter, "Many brave things were done that afternoon, but none were more brave than those done by clowns playing minute after minute as the pie settled quietly lower and lower on their bodies. The music they played served alike as their own immortal requiem and their right to be recalled on the scrolls of undying fame."And laughter lived on. It lived on that day in the silliness of a pie fight. It lived on in legend as the day Pinkie Pie put the "fun" in "funeral." And it lived on in the hearts of all who were there that day, and all who heard about it from witnesses.For laughter doesn't mean that bad things don't happen. Laughter takes more courage than most can muster. To laugh after one's own mistakes, flaws, and losses is a great mystery in any universe. And when the day comes to leave the universe, give back the laughter you received, because there will be plenty where you're going next.And whatever may come your way, never forget to smile, smile, smile!
>>12381265Nobody is a cool guy and I think it's good that he remembers his roots.Your turn, loser!
>>12381277stop posting
>>12381277Anyone who uses the phrase "the piss" is part of the problem.
>>12381208Yes, she was.Fucking Chrysalis fags.
>>12381253B-but...The pink pony.
Hey guys I am back!
>>12381283But it might be racist because the ponies there look more like horses>implying arabs are unevolved
>>12381292You used the word piss. So you are now part of the problem
tex pls respond
>>12381270>you'd rather talk about ponies in a pony thread?
>>12381078y-you too
>>12381289FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYOUR WIAFU GOT REJECTED BY APPLEDAN FOR BEING TOO SHITTY OR SOMETHING!
>>12381270>Tex is back and instead of talking about him you'd prefer to talk about the stupid show?>Get the fuck out.
>>12381225I have tried time and time again to figure out why I love that pose so muchI still don't know
>>12381305dude rad
>>12381305FUCKYESSSSS
>>12381167Applejack would be the worst. you know it's true.but Rarity would definitely be the best. just imagine her trembling and moaning while you hold her plush diamond-cutie-marked cheeks in your hands and go to town on her clenching anus.I'd be hard in a heartbeat.
>>12381306
>>12381316HEY FUCK YOU MANYOU WANNA GO M80
>>12381302Strawberry-Banana pone is good pone.
>>12381307I quoted it dingus.
>>12381322because it's so chill. i'd like to be that chill. it's very zen
>>12381208I'm a bugfag and even I know that she was a shitty villain. Everything about that episode was shit.They better fucking do some interesting shit in the show with the bugs>changelings, everywhere!>it's the new red scare!
>>12381334huehuehue
EVERYBODY IS A SHITPOSTER EXCEPT FOR ME
>>12381313I wish I could take a cute satyr girl to the pony prom
>>12381305
>>12381208Uh, yes?
>>12381051U.. unf?
>>12381285Bittersweet feel, man. I could almost see Pinkie doing something like that just because she didn't want to see her friends sad at her loss. Good work Duplex
>>12381334do people really see this and think "oh man, that's hot"?
>>12381349Sorry man, you are now part of the problem.
>>1238130510/10
why am I searching for videos of tony hawk falling down
>>12381361batpony reporter dressed up nice for a formal occasion please!
>>12381372Because it's better than this thread.
>>12381372Becuase you got bored of this Tex thread
>>12381316Not true. My waifu is pure maiden and AppleDan prefers the motherly BG ponies who have no real personality so he can project his dream personality onto them.
>>12381361I bet it'll be even unfier when it's animated
>>12381367It has to do with what's normal. Back in the 1800s a woman's ankles were hot enough to drive any penis to insanity.
>>12381340I WILL SCREAM AND CLAW AT YOUR EYES!
>>12381332>Applejack would be the worst. you know it's true.Maybe if you took her in the field while she's working. I don't know who here has been perpetuating the head canon that fluttershy is less than clean, but I think it goes pretty well with the whole hippy thingbut then actual cannon puts her somewhere near rarity, in that visits a spa more often than the rest of the pones, and all that.
>>12381356>i wish i could have anything but a normal white american girl and be anything but a normal white american boyWhy is this so commonit's always white american dudes, other people that feel like this are minorities among betas
So who has worse spelling, MT or MadMax?
>>12381198I hadn't pondered the meaning behind the sacred chao until now, and I feel illuminated.Hail Eris
>>12381381That faggot can't waifu anything and doesn't deserve ANY of those ponies.Twilight is pure, per se.
>>12381372SO HERE I AM, DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
>>12381398>tfw madmax hats us
>>12381334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6fldyHVOsA
>>12381364Thanks, anon. I had the idea a while back of mysterious ponies showing up with secret plans as soon as the ink dried on her death certificate. Ponyacci and all the other post-S3 side-canon is the first S3-era I've written.
>>12381380The irony is that Tex isn't even in this thread. It's just shitposters arguing back and forth with each other.Why can't it be Novemeber.
>>12381381>>12381381NEXT TIME, GADGET!NEXT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMEEEEEEEEEEE
>>12381405>prettiest>purest>smartest>most well spokenIs there anything that Twily isn't best at?
>>12381422Do you think Tex is excited for november?
>>12381405What? So I had to try a few ponies to find one I really liked, whats the problem?
>>12380755No, fuck talons. It's
>>12381377>>12381380I guess that's it then.I'm still disappointed too, I can't really find anything. Apparently Tony is some sort of skateboard Jesus who never makes a mistake. Now I REALLY want to see a video of him faceplanting after a jump.
>>12381395but would she know to clean herself out?Rarity strikes me as the only one who wouldTwilight has magic, so she could probably do it in a jiffy if you asked her toand probably Pinkie too, since she I imagine she knows all about buttsex with that booty of hers
>>12381407HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM(that song is from Tony Hawk 1, doofus)THERE'S A PLACE WHERE EVERYONE CAN BE HAPPY
>>12381431I think Tex is a puddle of despair.
>>12381429Not being an egghead.
>>12381376I have deadlines so perhaps tomorrow.Here, have a colt.
>>12381429>pretties>purest>smartest>most well spokenDid you accidentally post about rarity?
>>12381429Having episodes.#shotsfired#uhohbettergetmaaco
>>12381447Well, he IS an artist...Do we even have an artists here that ISN'T depressed?
>>12381429>Dancing
>>12381429Flying
>>12381405
>>12381425lyra pls
Princess Twily deserves a kingdom of her own. Would you help her overthrow Celestia?
>>12381462that's a cute little guy
>>12381470Are there any artists in the history of mankind that aren't depressed?
>>12381480lol no.faggot.
>>12381480Couldn't we just conquer one of the neighboring states and give her a fiefdom?
>>12381487Van Gogh.
DUCKS
>>12381480she's practically begging to go the way of Sunset Shimmer
>>12381480No. I am afraid that I cannot act against any of the pretty pony princesses. Even NMM. I've sworn a blood oath to serve anything with horns and wings.
>>123814701 or 2. They mostly hang out in skype anyways.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4noqATSAwOAFAVORITE SHOW MOMENTS GO
>>12381480I'd help, but I wouldn't let her rule either.I'd be after a truly free Equestria.
>>12381487Bob Ross.
>>12381492>Couldn't we just conquer one of the neighboring states and give her a fiefdom?what are you some kind of pussy
>>12381478Shingeki no titan means "the titan's attack" not "attack on titan"So really it's "the waifu's attack" meaning twilight is over the wall and bradical is the tiny faggot anime boy.
>>12381397As the majority, we are told that we must find a way to differentiate ourselves from the white masses, or we will be tools and puppets. Ironically, following culture's command to do so makes us puppets.
>>12381505But SHE has a horn and wings.
>>12381487LMJ
>>12381517No mistakes. Just happy little accidents.
>>12381505Princess Twily has horns and wings!Plus if you join her, she'll give you this rocking black armor with a cape. Chicks DIG the cape!
>>12381463>>purest
>>12381447>I think Tex is a puddle of despair.
>>12381509http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7iJFMUMv0MPure gold.
>>12381521No. He will take her from you.
>>12381528Most of what Bob Ross said is stupid and hopeful sweet nothings.
>>12381529Fuck that I want golden armorBlack is for poorly dressed CS majors
>>12381523>>12381529But then I'd just end up trekking all the way to Canterlot and not being able to spill alicorn blood just because they told me to.
>>12381528man, I love this songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
>>12381432Go fuck off to some fetish place or whatever crap you spawn.>>12381468Season 2 was her weakest moment, yes, but it got around in Season 3. Season 1 Twilight is still the best, even if they kept giving her screentime when she doesn't need it at all.
>>12381492>a fiefdom>not giving Twilight a khanate
>>12381547Fuck you!
>>12381509"We, uh... pick'em."
>>12381517>gotta have some bad times with the good times. I'm waiting on the good times now
>>12381534you know that she's waiting for her prince to come sweep her off her hoovesshe strikes me as one of those girls who has idealized fantasies of her first time being some sort of magical thing shared with the man she loves
>>12381547next you're going to talk shit about Mr. Rogers, righthow can you even sit in a chair you're so edgy
Pure, huh.
>>12381548>Gold>armorThere's a reason not even nobles wore it.
>>12381509http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wefF_UglT-Y
>>12381528Bob was sometimes subtle, others outright
>>12381556What
>>12381566Fuck. That line really tugs on my heartstrings.
>>12381580Because it's so classy that only gods are worthy.
>>12381556>Season 1 Twilight is still the best,I really liked the sort of sarcastic way in which she reacted to most things despite being a purple horse with magic who worships someone a horse that raises the sunI wouldn't even describe it as sarcastic, though. Detached? >Is she singing?
>that feel when you realize you suck at art
>>12381585I miss him...
>>12381600Then get better.
>>12381480Didn't she say in EqG that she didn't want a kingdom?Isn't a library enough for her?
>>12381569I'm not trying to be edgy anon. I'm just a realist.
>>12381600Why do we fall, Bruce?
>>12381509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FME7zHf7lXsEverytime
>>12381608Is she the princess of books then?
>>12381597It helps that Twilight was being naive for the first part of the series.
>>12381615>I'm just a realist.you also appear to be a teenager
>>12381590I want to tug on heartstrings
>>12381603I bobby would have been a flutterfag
>>12381509'TIS A LIE! THY BACKSIDE IS WHOLE AND UNGOBBLED, THOU UNGRATEFUL WHELP!
>>12381606I can't
>>12381555I believeI believe
>>12381631Then try harder to get better.
>>12381623unf twibutt unf unf
>>12381618So we can become a superhero and save the city from the league of shadows?
>>12381619THIS.
>>12381595So classy tht it stops nothing. The Emperor only wears it for looks and to full his children with inspiration. He could go buff naked onto the battlefeild and still wreck utterly, that's just how awesome he is.D-did I do well, M-Mr Commissar?
>>12381621Yes, of course.
>>12381629I bet fluttershy would have been a bobbyfag
>>12381595gods and the ponies that serve them
>>12381637I am trying harder. But the harder I try the worse I feel. The worse I feel, makes me want to quit.
>>12381600>>12381631>>12381666Stop posting any time, kraut
>>12381666>>12381666Satan, see >>12381629
>>12381600>Suck at art?>Start crafting.It's called arts and crafts for a reason.
>>12381639
>>12381655That's exactly what all power suits in 40k are like.
>>12381635>>12381635Every day's a good day when you bake!
>>12381643Tess pls
>Derpy in S4.Would you like it?
>>12381470>tfw your artbando is quiet so you can never tell
>>12381678I would do unspeakable things to that soft ass
>>12381643I just want you to know that we would have rathered you had just lived a normal, happy life
>>12381660i am a horsefucker and i kill thingsi am not a horsefucker and i kill things
>>12381694Who is your artbando
>>12381692She's already confirmed to be in s4.
>>12381692it would depend on how they handle it
>>12381694Who is your artbando. I'll unquiet her
>>12381688I believeI believe
Guysis Aspirant okay
>>12381655You didn't say anything about his giant dong that ejaculates primarch super warriors. BLAM!!!
>>12381470AA got REALLY angry when he watched EqG.Does that count?
>>12381643Batman, these superpowered mares want to join the Justice League. What do you say?
>>12381692As long as she stays in the background.
>>12381692More trouble than it's worth.
>>12381714OH MY GOD WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT TEX?
>>12381714He's feeling unappreciated, probably by us.
>>12381714Fell out of a plane
>>12381688>Let's add some frosting, and some sprinkles>And how about a little candle?>Right there.
>>12381666Internally punishing yourself for not working up to your highest standards might be a thing you have to stop doing, Satan.Never would have thought you had the conscience to even worry about yourself.
>>12381676RCH please.UPDATE WHEN?
>>12381509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WImRs-nWW48I was freaking Hype as Hell after this episode
>>12381666that's how everyone feels
>>12381688Gotta do the cooking by the book
>>12381734>That candle will be our little secret!
>>12381720Who's AA, again?
>>12381742THE CAKE WILL END UP CRAZY
>>12381713It'll bring a lot of good thoughtsto your heart
>>12381742It's piece of cake to bake a pretty cake!
>>12381737>Internally punishing yourself for not working up to your highest standards might bea defense mechanism created by your ego to prevent you from actually not living up to your expectations of yourself. you're not that great. get over yourself
>>12381714He's in the Middle East right now. He logged onto steam not too long ago.He's doing more with his life than any of you fucks
>>12381749Art Anon, his reactions were hilarious
>>12381749Anal Anon
>>12381721No.
>>12381709>>12381704LK
>>12381767>
>>12381757that picture makes me want to hug Pinkieeven though I'd get frosting all over my shirt
>>12381776you do know he lost power, right?
>>12381720Haha, really? Can't blame the dude.
>>12381509Fuck you, this is too much pressure.
>>12381776LK is tapping the Jessy Puss why would he be depressed
>>12381748>Okay, now take your pastry bag, and just... very... gently... twirl it around as you go.>Just like that.>A happy little twirly line.
>>12381772>>12381768Oh right.
>>12381772hey, I love anal more than the rest of you chuckleheads all put together. I wanna be anal anon
>>12381767Anyone can join the militaryy'know, except with disabilities
>>12381776LK is my artbando! I'll kill you!
>>12381775Yet, you let Aqua Man in...I don't think you even choose who gets in, I'm going to ask Super Man.
>>12381768did he stram it or something?I'm sad I missed it...
>>12381798Fuck off Applejack
>>12381799But Aspirants getting mechanical training. When he gets out he'll have enough dosh saved up to go to college debt free or hop right into the engineering workforce.
>>12381768MEGHAN YOU WHORE
>>12381791>Jessy Puss>a giant octopus with paintbrush tentaclesWould you go to the beach and paint with your Jessy Puss?
>>12381809http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8SWMAQYQf0Have a quick clip.
>>12381799that alone bars like half the thread
>>12381762THAT was the part of my post you decided to poke at?
>>12381815giving. not receiving.and I think Rarity likes receiving more than Applejack.
>>12381826>MLPG should NOT existshould anything exist
>>12381741Really? Good thing I'm not everyone! I love to draw and everything I create is awesome.
>>12381787I mean quiet about himself in generalI know he lost power
>>12381826At least we aren't the steam chat?
>>12381828
>>12381829that advice of getting over oneself was directed at the person who felt bad about not living up to their own expectations. why feel bad about how you feel about yourself? who's making you feel that way? you? who the fuck is that guy to criticize you.
>>12381843>>12381854Why respond
>>12381805No.
>>12381842But what about Sunbutt? Receiving or Giving?
>>12381871Why exist?
>>12381854We are exactly the same as the steamchat. Look at what we have become.
>>12381885Giving
>>12381787For some reason I was thinking you meant power over the general, not his power to his house
>you will never finger your pony's cumslit
I believeI believeEvery day's a good day when you pony
>>12381903>you will never finger EQG Dash by sticking your hand into her spandex bike shorts
>>12381903good
>>12381892>We are exactly the same as the steamchat.It's really weird who's still hanging around in the steamchat. It's less a hang out for my little pony and more "we all met each other through mlpg and you guys seem like people i'd like to keep talking to"
>>12381885receiving, duh.with a big, soft butt like that...mmm...
>>12381892>Steam Chat comes from MLPG.>They act like us, but in a chat room form.>Everyone has names.>"OH NO THEY ARE JUST LIKE THE PISS!">Meanwhile: In reality!>We act the same as they do but are doing it in a guise of Anon.>"At least we are not like that terrible Steam Chat, ohohohohoho!"
>>12381913>EQG Dash>spandex bike shortsI've got you beat
>>12381892At this point I think we're worse. At least the steamchat plays videogames with each other and shares spare beta keys
She's waiting for you. Just do it already.Don't disappoint her.
>>12381913
>>12381916Same with the Skype chat, huh?
>>12381916that's generally the intent of meetups (in this case online) in the first place. You're not going to just talk about pony all the time
>>12381916People...interacting with other people?!OH THE HUMANITY!
>>12381930You know he's just gonna call you a shitposter and leave it at that right?
>>12381892I can confirm this is NOT true.
>>12381930I don't think a person just gets in from being here, though. To be here you just have to post pony, and it's nice if you're chill. To get in there you kind of have to, hmm, appeal to the base?
>>12381944Skype chats are different.
>>12381944and yet somehow they manage to discuss ponies more than we do
>>12381944And the IRC, I guess.I guess we are all just full of piss!
>>12381865I lost track of what we're talking about, but it sounds like this 'You' guy needs to give 'himself' a good beating to teach him to not beat me up when I wasn't looking.
>>12381932
>>12381954That's not really fair Dooks, you are biased against steamchat
>>12381972Raributt please
>>12381891Why contain it?
And here it goes
>>12381972Bootylicious
>>12381972Fuck I forgot to filter your Trip!
>>12381982Quit being a jellfyfag SB
>>12381960 Only Nuffy and Faceless care about newcomers. Steam chat just accepts anyone who is from MLPG and doesn't spend all their time acting like BCS.
>>12381987>I also forgot to shitpost!
>>12381714I'm pretty sure he's referring to a comment from BrokenEnglishAnon who said everyone but two Questers in here only do worthless shit.>listening to Broken>everSomeone who knows him should slap him for that
>>12381954It's okay Dooks. We still miss you though
>>12381945>You're not going to just talk about pony all the timeyeah, I get that. I just mean to say that it is markedly different. It's only a handful of individuals who sort of have the same interests as you, but have already sifted their membership down to the people who they get along with. I'm not saying they should have to get along with you, but if you don't have much interest in that core group then...Here is very different than that.
>>12381954DOOOOOOOKSwhat are you drawing?
>>12381974I'm just saying based on my own experiences, bro.Also how is this pony discussion at all, anyways?
>>12381972UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNF
>>12381972Draw pony in an olde timey elevator with a reasonably accurate self insert operating it
>>12381995Too bad the mod is a cruel fuck who doesn't ban BCS because he admits to enjoy watching everyone get fanny-flustered.
>>12381960>To get in there you kind of have to, hmm, appeal to the base?Or I dunno, ask to get in?Seriously you are treating the steam group like it's some sort of...secret base...Like something...outsiders, use when describing a certain place where people talk....about ponies...
>>12381972I saved all three!
>>12381972Tex, what did you think of the season 4 animatics? Especially Applesong?
>>12381996>implied I'm shitpostingAnon, I am merely stating I forgot to filter his name. That's not shitposting.
>>12381972Fuck off attentionwhore
>>12381978DESPERATEYOUR TURN
>>12381951Oh no, whatever will I do!?
>>12382002Stuff that isn't mine
>>12382027DESPERATE
>>12381972Cute pone tex
>>12382014I'm just trying to draw a distinction between here and there. It would be weird to join a chat room and then only post links to images because a chat room is a different medium
>Daring Do will never show up in the show again
>>12382026WhatSeriously?
>>12382026
>>12382029Why are you asking me? I thought you had all this figured out!
>>12382021>shitposting
>>12382044>La-MulanaAW YEAH
>>12382026there needs to be a limit to the ammount of cross references in the same picture.i think after 2 you are crossing into direct autism.and anything with sonic and pony automatically is autistic
>>12381972>you will never get this many comments on a repost
>>12381972Working on anything?
>>12382039DESPERATE
>>12382048I KNEW I SHOULD NOT HAVE BOUGHT THIS ARGUMENT OFF CRAIGS LIST!
>>12381972Noice
>>12382014The only secret place is the circlejerk skype group.
>>12382044i doubt it. they need dash to be doing something other than being a completely lazy and useless twat
>>12382046Yeah. Something I found in a /v/ filename thread. Dude said it was his lcs.
>>12382053>i think after 2 you are crossing into direct autism.It's a card store. Maybe a comic book store? It's not exactly unheard of that they adorn their store with geeky stuff
>>12382050Yes you are.
>>12382020I haven't seen it yet. I'd rather just see the episode and have it be a pleasant surprise.>>12382057Once I get back into the saddle, I have one or two ideas. Sketching nonsense right now.
>>12382043Of course it's going to be a different medium...One is an anonymous image board...The other is a fucking CHAT ROOM!
>>12382047
>>12382076Will it be something other than boring stiff poses?
>>12382076>Sketching nonsense right now.You should post those. sketches/doodes can be unique/interesting.
>>12382076DRAW A LITTLE PONYDRAW A LITTLE PONYDRAW A LITTLE PONY WITH A DYNAMIC POSEDRAW A LITTLE PONY WITH LIFE
>>12382086
>>12382073my comic store isn't anywhere like that. they have movie paraphernalia and other shit, but they don't have a single spasm of everything inside.plus it looks awful.
>>12382044it could happen
Stop it! You should be sucking my dick and kissing my ass.
>>12382052I got La Mulana over the steam sale. It's a pretty good game. Just beat the second boss last night I didn't know he was the second boss. I completely missed the first one. Even once I beat the guardian boss I'm at a loss on what to do next. I got stuck in the Aten room in Temple of the Sun, so I think I'm not supposed to be there, and the Endless corridor seems like a case of finding the order in which to travel the corridors ala Super Mario Bros 1
>>12382096No, he should draw a dead pony instead.
HEY MLPG SHUTUPGIVE ME YOUR OPINION ON THIS
I could go for a feel right about now
>>12382118Retarded as fuck
>Get Bastion.>Expecting awesome shit.>Get shit instead....The narrator was even meh.
>>12382102Only on the Hub?
>>12382076Yeah, I wish I didn't spoil it myself. But, pone is in desperately low supply. At least we know the premier, Novemeber 23rd. Just 118 more days.
>>12382118Isn't this 0r0's commission? Where's the rabbit version?
>>12382118I don't like it.
>>12382118butts
>>12382118Stupid fetish shit
>>12382118Well drawn the the material is shit.
>>12382118that armor is incredibly inefficient and revealingI like thatotherwise it's lame
>>12382132I love butts
>>12382056Neither for a fresh one.
>>12382118It's shit.
>>12382118I'd fuck both of themDash first while AJ watches and gets herself nice and riled upthen AJ in the assthen Dash in the ass if she got curious from watching
>>12382141oh my god, you too? I thought I was the only one
anybody have any simple shapes or patterns they draw when they're either trying different brushes or really bored?
>>12382118>What's happening?>WHO CARES, LOOK AT THE ASS AND CROTCH!>LOOK AT THEM!>GOD FUCKING DAMN, THE SHIT AROUND THEM GLOW!>THIS IS AMAZING AS FUCK AND YOU WOULD SPEND A HUNDRED BUCKS TO COMMISSION THIS SO YOU CAN FAP TO IT!>IF I WERE ANY BOLDER OF AN ARTIST I WOULD HAVE MADE THEM SLIMY!
>>12382118Meeeh.
>>12382118Drawing is pretty damn good, content is stupid fetish shit.
>>12382141we all do
>>12382151Holy shit i also draw just a ton of 8s
>>12382144>implying you can with that ridiculous getup>implying they wouldn't mess you up once you tried to get your dick near them anyways
>>12382133just like gg
>>12382076watch it Tex.Just fucking do it.
DKR speedrunning world record just broken. Dash would be proud.
>>12382151I usually do spirals or something like you. Helps me think.
>>12382118It's a really unappealing mix between cartoony and realistic.
>>12382118>mlpg when discussing their opinion on porn
>>12382151Circles
>tfw you used to have this picture but lost it
>>12382118I don't even get the lighting on this one.Why is Dash's belly and AJ's butt highlighted? None of the lights are particularly near or pointed at those regions.
>>12382166you talk as though they'd still be wearing themand if you assumed the girl would react violently to your presence you'd never have a masturbatory fantasy, now would you?
Look at all you jelly faggots. I draw good. I draw better than all you. I make more brony bux than you. Stop hating. Try to become like me! Oh no you can't I am superior.
>>12382175Frick I missed it? ass
>>12382151Circles.
>>12382175Who the fuck speedruns a racing game?I've become jaded. After seeing Ocarina of Time broken beyond imagination, everything else just falls flat.
>>12382156I want to ice Pinkie's pie
>>12382150
>>12382151Cursive letters
>>12382197>I make more brony bux than you>implying I'm not tiara
>>12382076Watch it, the art style of the animatic is really cute.
>>12382182you wish retard
>>12382102They would be crazy to throw that pony away.
>>12382195The artist is cheating. It's not really a noticeable problem anyways to an person who doesn't art
>>12382206>appledan>writing cracker runesShit, they figured our secret code out!
>>12382151Concentric spiral. For some reason it seems to calm me down, especially if its spinning.
>>12382182>>mlpg when discussing their opinion on pornHuman porn: Yes.Pony porn: Ah hell nah.
>>12382220That's right honkey, i'm comin for aaaaaall ya white wimmin!
>>12382195i really like how atryl draws and stuff but i hate how he always renders in that same airbrushed-lumonosity style regardless of if its a 30 minute draw or a full illustration. it looks so cheap to me.
>tfw
>>12382198CTR next. /speeddemosarchivesda twitch.tv
>>12382187That feel when you're a retard and can't use Google Image Search I mean it's built right into the god damn 4chan what the fuck nigger
>>12382118Is this that one furry smut artist?
>>12382233Is it just me or does it kinda look like dodge and burn?
Hey anon, ham me that towel will yeah?
>>12382239I'd help Rarity...
>>12382118>Human posesNOThey look like stump people.
>>12382239Is that by Tess? Strangely reminds me of him.
>>12382239>I have a sisterhad
>>12382239iktf
>>12382245Yes I is best artist. Thank you anon. Sorry, you can't be me. I am superior to you.
>>12382201I remember watching an MGS4 speedrun and the guy just fucking runs through the entire game.He literally runs up behind guards, shoots them in the back, and then runs around their side as they turn around.
Would you give your pone a larger set ot vacuum cups once she outgrows her current set?
>>12382250>ham it overWhat, you think I'm just gonna pork it over to you?
>>12382255Yes.
>>12382268No
>>12381972CutePls draw more
>>12382255It isEver since this image i have a slight hate for tess.
>>12382127>Just 118 more days.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc5F2C0CYlA
>>12382270I expect you to chicken out egghead
>>12382255Of course it is.Too bad hobo pony is dead, and even me guilt-tripping him about it doesn't provide enough impetus to start it again.
Bugbutt better be seen in s04.
>>12382267The game is REALLY short anyway. It's mostly cutscenes.
>>12382247its multiply and luminosity it's kinda lame honestly. It feels like doesn't even put more effort into rendering his bigger illustrations.
>>12382076>I haven't seen it yet. I'd rather just see the episode and have it be a pleasant surprise.I would ahve thought you'd be interested in the animation process.
>>12382280They used the Wilhelm scream horribly in the EQG movie
>>12382290Unlikely.
>>12382244That feel when I got you to search for it for me
>>12382290She got trapped in the comics though.
>>12382096>Wake up>Sweetie Belle is still fast asleep next to you>She won't let go of your arm, nuzzling her face into the crook of your elbow and smiling.
>>12382299Bbbbut she has to feed her chillens!
>>12382285As if! There's a lot at steak here, ya know
>>12382304That would be pretty creepy.
>>12382304>her body feels cold to the touch>she's not breathing
>>12382290>>12382299I consider this to be ''unf''-worthy
>>12382319dick
>>12382316>>12382299>>12382290You guys will probably hate me, but I actually think it would have been hilarious if Chrysalis had been a kid-friendly version of The Racnoss Queen
>>12382327http://i.imgur.com/hjMxIZI.jpgHow about this?
>>12382327Denied
>>12382319Dick, cake, and more stockings
I wanted to doodle a Pank.
>>12382290I want to be corrupted by holebutt
>>12382337This is unf too, but not as much
>>12382341YeahI could stay in her head for a bitSounds nice
>>12382319Cake, red ponies, and stockings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slldMEPvUqAThe beat goes on.
>>12382349But anonYou're already corrupt.
>>12382348Then doodle more, you silly goose!
>>12382357Corrupted in the physical sense.I want to be Chrys's little slutty changeling
>>12382316m-muh chilluns
>>12382355He's clearly for hunger
>>12382349Would you like to turn into a broodmare?
>>12382319okay I laughed
>>12382348why is Pinkie's butt looking at me like that?
>>12382304>Trying to go through your morning routine carrying her in your arms like a little marshmallowy doll
>>12382288Wait, Tess is still alive? I thought he disappeared off the net. Where does he lurk and post?
>>12382355
>>12382370And give birth to lots and lots of changelings?Yes.
Why aren't you playing JC2MP?
>And one time she sent me like 3 letters about what to do about Spike "touching himself">I swear to myself she did>"Dear princess Celestia, Spike has been acting promiscuous" pftt HAHAHA
>you will never get a (surprisingly pleasant) hoofjob from your waifu>you will never return the favor by fingering her to climax
>>12382383Skype, but only once in a blue moon.
>>12382368>>12382316Changelings are kawaii.
>>12382401I prefer a magicjob
>>12382380>Hey anon, who's that?>Who?>that white pony you're carrying!>youve been carrying her for so long she's become a regular part of your routine
>>12382407Yes, yes it is.
>>12382388Now do Braeburned's brain.
>>12382407I bet most people don't even get that reference. So few people today have seen Gundam Wing. It's disgusting.
Howdy anon!How's the breeding going?
>>12382402Shit, he should at least upload his doodles on the Booru.
>>12382398>tfw you will never cling to Celestias neck, trying to cover her mouth with your hand to make her shut up>only resulting in her playfully biting your hand every time it comes close
>>12382416why does applejack want me to breed so badly?
>>12382397Because it's 4:41 AMI might play sometime later on though after I sleep of course.
>>12382415Macross is better
>>12382415I don't care much for Chinese cartoons
>>12382416I can't breed with a cartoon pony Applejack.
>>12382408and a hornjob for her?
>>12382433
>>12380755Those are some luscious blowjob glasses, Gilda.
>>12382405the kawaiiest
>>12382415>because you aren't familiar with the same things I am from youth you must be UNDERAGE B&!!!!!!!
>>12382388Where are these generated?
>>12382424>Applejack is the mom that makes discussing sex uncomfortably open>She always teases you when your girl"friend" is over
>>12382440anon plsstop teasing the poor mare and give her what she wants
>>12382416I'll get a shiny one of these days
>>12382456Does the Masuda method still work in Gen V?I haven't played a game since Soul Silver
>>12382416What's breeding?
>You will never be forcibly corrupted into a changeling brood mare by Chrysalis>You will never watch Chrys play with the little holes forming on your cute hooves>You'll never feel her tongue on your translucent belly, making sure it's good for breeding
>>12382450>ApplemomPleaseI can't handle those feels
>>12382452but teasing is fun
>>12382441Human sperm can not produce baby in cartoon pony.
>>12382413
>>12382462I believe so?I stopped at the first B&W but it worked there so I wouldn't see why it would be excluded in the sequel.
>>12382467Well that's good. I don't want any of these things to happen.
>>12382462No. They have a mechanic where you can actually stack chances of finding a shiny by fighting the same pokemon in a row. You can get the chance up to 1/40 iirc, with multiple chances as long as you keep the combo going.
>>12382467Can you not?
>>12382472not with that attitude
>>12382432The Gundams are pretty good. Each series is a self-contained story in a wider universe, and you can jump in to any series without reference to the others.
>>12382416Uh ... Well, kind of not so good. Craigslist is pretty dry.Also I need to get /fit/ but fit is full of BRO SCIENCE shit, as always
>>12382471FUN FACT: Equines have an erogenous zone on the spot where their neck meets their chest.
>>12382472We'll find a way!Magic can get a lot of shit done!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtfZbj4J71AFind me a sexier bassline. I dare you.
>>12382416Funny you should ask that, because one little doohickey I just found should make things MUCH easier for all involved.
This must have been deliberate.
>>12382471wellyes, yes it is
>>12382416>How's the breeding going?But you're not real, and you're just a post on 4chan by some nerdy male roleplaying and using avatars!
>>12382506Or this?
>>12382467>bugfagspure heresy
>>12382500what if pony was like the asari, and could reproduce with an species, but still produce a baby that is sessentially a pony, but with a few personality traits from the father?
>>12382511
>>12382503I dig it. That's a nice counterpoint to this breathy crap.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIFn0wqZx7Y
>>12382496Do they now
>>12382496right here?
>>12382505> navigator textureOh my.
>>12382496that is a VERY fun fact
>>12382521>wolf-spirit99I can never stop laughing at deviantart names
>>12382527why is that pony so happy?
>>12382482>>12382484>>12382516>Not wanting to be corrupted by the QueenWhen I become a bug pone I'm gonna turn you all into changelingsJust you wait
>>12382496Yet one more reason we must break the reality barrier and cross over to Equestria. Good lord I love tickling and nibbling napes!
>>12382528I have half a mind to just chop the bottom off.
>>12382532Because at one point it was a poorly rendered fluffy pony, now divorced and set free with the death that is MS Paint's crop tool.
Crawling in my booooops
>>12382525I fucking love chest tufts.
What's her name, MLPG?
>>12382525Yes. Try rubbing it. It'll make any qt mare all hot and bothered. Or make a stallion pop a boner if you swing that way
>>12382549Twilight SparkleDYEWTS?
>>12382532stimulation
>>12382503>Find me a sexier bassline. I dare you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG9_pVQaJKYCheckmate atheists.
>>12382545Where are you drawing these from?
>>12382548I love fucking chest tuftsand now I seriously need an image of someone rubbing their dick on a pony's chest fur in a faux titfuck
>>12382548It's readily approaching my favorite part of the pony aside from the butt.I just want to dive in and scratch it all day.
>>12382505*Masturbation device
>>12382535>not maintaining your individuality>not becoming one of her cerebrates
>>12382556http://www.flasco.jp/brainmaker/
>>12382519>Ken AshcorpFurries: not even once.
>>12382560You know what we need.We need royal chest tufts.
>>12382550w-wow
>>12382505I am 12 and what is this
>>12382536>Humans finally break the barrier between Earth and Equestria>The humans go on a ear scratching, belly rubbing, spree>the ponies soon grow addicted to the attention the humans give them>pony civilization falls to its knees to it's new overlords
>spend a day drawing something>think its coming out good>see an artists you like "quick 30 min sketch">its inf better than your entire piecefuck I hate these feels.
>>12382569I remember when he used to come here and he was just a guy who didn't want to be a girl panda
>>12382574> being on the Internet for more than 4 minutes since 2008 and not knowing what Fleshlights are
>>12382575I don't want to rule pony though.
>>12382550Huh. That's interesting.I don't understand why there though.
>>12382562But can't I be a broodmare and still retain individuality?
>>12382582>Tara Strong>thinking about sexShe doesn't have to think about it, it just comes to her; she doesn't have to do anything
>>12382575From the thumbnail I thought she was farting.
Aw DIP.
>>12382590As in what's the difference between that thing and a normal fleshlight you dingus.
>>12382591You are going to rule pony and you are going to like it. Even the royal sisters will submit to your will.
>>12382593I don't know, but there's a reason why horses rub their heads on chests before fucking.
>>12382550That makes all of the nuzzling ponies do very lewd.
>>12382604Sorry, forgot the picture.
>>12382243holy shit is that a chen plushie?
pegasi life
>>12382607No, I refuse.Pony deserves better rulers.
>>12382591Too bad anon, pony can no longer act of her own free will without your hands attending to all of her erogenous zones.
The shit I find in my bookmarkshttps://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/21933592#p21933847
>>12382614Best life.
>there are other changeling queens
>>12382605They're a bit more compact for travel, and some men over 6.5" may have difficulty bottoming out. It also has a better grip texture on the outside, and the MD model has a, uh, collection cup for candy and non-candy semen.And I guess the texture is necessarily different from most other models, but I hear the Stoya Destroyer is AWFULLY comparable.
>>12382572
>>12382617Maybe I can talk some nonsense into discord, and we'll get something done about it.
>>12382614If you hate the life so much, why not just move away, Dash?
>>12382610>pony starts nuzzling>suddenly loud moaningjeez
>>12382624they have trouble swimming though
>>12382634> Twilight gets in with sexual favors with the judges> has no idea they were going to vote her 10/10 anyway, just squeezing out the goodness of corruption
>>12382638move away from life?
>>12382634Luna wins.
>>12382582>>12382600I wouldn't mind having sex with her
>>12382627>changeling OCsLet's not go down that path. One is enough.
tfw listening to party music late at night when youre hypertfw cant do anything but scribbletfw your scribbles look like this
>>12382634Why would Luna mingle with proles from Ponyville
I think Octavia is a very pretty pony. It's also fun to do backgrounds even if they're simple.
>>12382644Well duh, silly.That's why she's in a floaty.
>>12382641The snout is a very sensual areaPony likes it when you scratch them on the muzzle
>"We're not brownies">"We're so much better than the average MLP fan>mfw hearing MLPG say this
>>12382654If we have bat pony ocs we can have changeling ones.
>>12382634Aaand the judges are...
>>12382630I've heard the same about the Flight series. They dimpled the exterior like a golf ball so you can handle it better even if you have some lube on your hands (hurr hurr).One downside is that the cap now has a flare or flange that means it doesn't rest very well on a table while you're doing the deed. At least it's compatible with a shower suction-cup mount.
>>12382661Octavia a shitNice picture though.
>>12382656What ponies have you NOT drawn?
>>12382656if that's supposed to be badthat makes me awful jelly at your artistic level
>>12382654>one
>>12382667A touch of blue?
>>12382665Raise your legs a little higher loli and we'll see who has the last laugh.
>>12382665If we aren't better then why are you here? Shouldn't you be out amongst them? Frolicking?
>>12382661Quite a pretty ponyNeeds to be more gray pon and less imposters like Rarity
>>12382641>"come on lady, i'm just trying to drink my coffee and read my newspaper"
>>12382679
>>12382670Those fucking faces.
Sorry I'm not sorryhttp://imgur.com/a/AFaCz#0
>>12382670Who would Fluttershy vote for between her friends?
>>12382679Oh my DIKKKK
>>12382670Those are some JJ levels of blushing
>>12382653Zero attraction to her. None. >Shit personality>slutty>Dumb as a rock >Never says anything interesting>Thinks she's better than everyone else>Fake and panderingShe's the little Cheerleader from high school that dates the jock and looks down on the nerds. She's a god awful person.
>>12382692BEYOND LEWD
>>12382689Yeah, they are kinda bad.
>>12382692Dooks that is far too lewdI'm putting you in time out
>>12382686>try to push her away>she just moans even louder
>>12382692It's fucking shit
>>12382688>>12382679>>12382667Let me guess they're Chrysalis's sisters but they've been disowned because they feed on hatred and so ponies like them nearby because they make their towns happier by sucking the bad feelings out of them?
>>12382664let's just rub pony all over
>>12382688
>>12382710I love that Peanuts style yell the ponies do.
>>12382716You make a good pointI can't think of any part of the pony I don't want to rub.
>>12382674i dunno a lot of emgimme one>>12382677just messyalso im gonna stream now its gonna be a lot of fast scribbles and kinda shitty music but http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartistgogogogogo
>>12382715... not at all? They are full on love rapists like chrysalis. See the image above of them raping prince blueblood.
>>12382692Dooks your crotchboobs are too big. They should be little bumps on the belly.
>>12382692Fucking shit Dooks.I won't be satisfied unless you do real mare titties.Small, demure, petite little things.
>>12382718>it would cost 90$ for something like this
>>12382716That pony is really enjoying those rubs.
>>12382733>>12382736I agree.
>GG's new monstergirlWhy can't he do anything other than gross, obese shit? Why not a lamia or a dullahan or something?
>>12382702butthose titays
>>12382724
>>12382702Sorry, I just have a Jewish MILF fetish
>>12382747He draws ponies.
>>12382733>>12382736Noted for next drawing.
