old horse, where do they go: >>12355840new horse, where do they come from:>hope
>>12360694Cuddly pnoy in cuddly hoodie is best
>rape
>people who unironically like EqG
>>12360704She's my best pone
>>12360717SHE IS NOT _YOUR_ BEST PONESHE IS _THE_ BEST PONE
>>12360710>people who hate new pony content
>>12360717She's everyone's best ponyThey just don't know it yet
>>12360729>EqG>ponyDYEWTS
>>12360683Hope is dead already.>>12360727
>>12360728That's an opinion>>12360731Everyone can't like flutters anonThat's just silly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw8IEd3LDzg
>>12360733>the first few minutes>the last few minutesSTOP DENYING PONIESBRAD EXISTS AS A PONY IN EQUESTRIA AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO CHANGE THAT
DORKS
>>12360710> people who ironically like EqG
>>12360683There is no hope left, friendship is ded
>>12360740>Implying Twily isn't put there to cheekily hide her lack of wings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1gq-4UOsus
Hope is fucking overrated, I AM IN DESPAIR!!ready for round 2 of my personal pity party? you're not invitedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM8ODecbuhA
>>12360751JUST DIE ALREADY
Guys I love marker draw me more marker
>>12360749I wish CT would get an actual remake instead of just ports with little small new things attached
>>12360755just alert our janitor
>>12360710>implying it was awful>implying i didn't like itIf the characters weren't ponies it would probably suck
>>12360729>Humans>pony contentPony has changed, it's no longer about cute ponies doing cute things.
>>12360765Pony never changes anonHumans do
>>12360758>I wish Square didn't have retards in chargegeez anontry something more realistic
>>12360764>If the characters weren't ponies it would probably suck>If the characters weren't poniesuh anondo you even think before you type?
>>12360764It was rather awful, regardless of it being based on pony.
>>12360751Good choice. Bure > rumba.
>>12360762He was here last night and left that crazy bitch alone. As of now she had literally been shitposting for over 24 hours.
>>12360777I think there was a 3 hour period where she was gone
>>12360756>drawing a filthy boop-slut
>>12360777well imply that isn't good enough, and we were better off with him simply getting her banned off for three days at a time instead
Do any of you actually spread ponies around the internet? I like to put a pony spray over other people's sprays in tf2.
>>12360793Nope.
>>12360793No. I might have a pony related avatar, but thats about it.
>>12360793I do this, except when they say "something something gtfo brony", I say I'm not a brony and that usually flips their shit
>>12360771When i say 'ponies' i'm referring to the fact that they're from mlp.Replace them with generic characters and dissociate them from mlp and you have a subpar movie.
>>12360798Same here. Even when its the topic of discussion at /co/, i can't bring myself to post a related image
>>12360799>that usually flips their shitWell, you kinda are. To normalfags, anyone who likes the show and isn't six years old is a brony. I wouldn't expect anyone to care about an MLPG specific distinction.
>>12360799Maybe I'll do something like that on my other steam account.
oh fuck Trixie I'm gonna cum so hard, oh god OHHH FUUUUUCK
>>12360810I just do it to fuck with them honestlyI never answer anything after that thoughbest reactions are in pub servers
>>12360816It's hotter when they are stuttering while saying it.I don't even know why, but a line like that gets me more than any other thing the author could have possibly written.
>>12360793I keep all of my ponies contained in mlpg.
>>12360793By the way, this is the spray I use.
>>12360826thats not a 256 box ratio
>>12360836I can use it
>>12360816MAKE IT QUICK, WHELP. YOU'VE ALREADY PLEASED TRIXIE, I AM NOT CONCERNED WITH YOUR PLEASURE
>>12360683>old horse, where do they goThe glue factory>new horse, where do they come fromWhen a mare and a stallion really love each other very much...
>>12360826This is mineJust in game it's horribly small
>>12360848Try and use that particular image. It's pretty big for me.
>>12360848u mean like ur dik
>pone will never sing this to you in the morning when you need to wake uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zLx_JtcQVI
>>12360823I just grunt really deeply when I cum like I took a monster shit, I don' get people who yell
>>12360848I hope you have it scaled properly with an alpha channel to hide all the whiteBronyism is no excuse for a poorly made spray
>>12360854#REKT
>>12360826>two best horsesmah nigga
>>12360855Good.Song is played out
>>12360858Well, it's hotter when they are whispering it
>>12360854
>>12360864>filename
>>12360748>implying the picture wouldn't be perfectly fine without Twily
I'm not that into ponies, but the idea of Flitter and Cloudchaser blowing Rumble's innocent young mind gets me hard as a rock
http://i.imgur.com/SvF98iX.pngLoving sex is the best sex. The idea that the other wants you and trusts you with their body is the best thing ever.
>>12360879pedofags pls go
>>12360858When you're having sex you typically tell your partner when you're going to cumI know sex is foreign to you, Anon
>>12360883I want to be an innocent young colt
>>12360873Flutters calm downat least enough to get back to my place oh the suns out
>>12360858http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlaQgQHfDJQ
>>12360858Nah, it's better when the orgasm overcomes them and they loose themselves into it so much that they lock up.
>>12360881There still wasn't any Anon who could tell me who drew that
>>12360844That would be way hotter if it was pony genitalia.
>>12360873
>>12360873When the time comes for her to make love, she'll just be...
Zebra>Griffon>Dragon>Goat>Diamond Dog>Bear>Pony
>>12360886My ex didn't want either of us to talk during sex. She was kind of weird overall though.
>>12360911>pone that bigu-unf...
>>12360911Post the I like math one
>>12360911>his ponies aren't actually that big>it's just that he's super small
>>12360873>>12360891Fluttershy would make a great wife once she mellowed out over the years and started learning how to tease you and make you beg, mature ponies are the best
>>12360920so very, very wrong
>>12360924HI NAUT SORRY I DID SO CRAP LAST NIGHT
>>12360881YESSOMEONE GETS IT
>>12360935I love that movie.
>>12360931>You will never be Spike's height in Equestria
>>12360883
>>12360911I really doubt flutters would be alone
>>12360941it's pretty funny but don't take it as gospel, the IQ thing isn't really happening
>>12360933Look at all that cum, momma's so proud
>>12360896http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5dl1XXN5XsI can never hear Rainbow Ride the same. When playing SM64, I can't help but crack up in the middle of that level.
>>12360949Well, yeah, I know that. Doesn't make it less funny.
>>12360928not big enough, if you ask mebut then, I wouldn't mind living in an Equestria where pone size varies wildly
>>12360944I still find it funny that "pedo" actually means "feet" and that only "paedo" means "children"
>>12360942Have you ever noticed how often Spike just stares at butts in the show?
>>12360942>he won't always be either
>>12360959THAT PONY ISN'T LITTLE AT ALL!I BET SHE ISN'T EVEN MINE!
>>12360964yesyes I have
>>12360961Pedo actually means "I fart" in latin
>>12360955god DAMN that must have felt good
>>12360961>pedophiles are actually feet fetishest
>>12360955>ross_tries_to_draw_something_normal.avi
>>12360970Hoisted on our own petard.
>>12360948>ImplyingShe's got no confidenceShe'd turn everyone away
>>12360964>spikes view 24/7 >>12360826
>>12360968No, but you can be hers if you like
Smelly Dash feet are my favorite, dressed in tight bike shorts and an oversized t-shirt that are both soaked in sweat from her intense daily workouts
>>12360959That pone is too big.The other pone was just right.You ruined everything.
>>12360961>tfw your 3DS has a pedometer
>>12360955The magic missle version of this cracks me up everytime when its micspammed. I know I know. Dumb. But I literally have to stop playing to contain myself
>>12360961THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET AMERICANS THINK THEY RUN THE PLACE
>>12360937Do you agree with all of my fetishes?http://mlpg.co/unf/res/263.html#1052
>>12360959>tumbler nose
>>12360980Some equine would break through to herMaybe
>>12360987dealw/it
>>12360950no plspraise and encouragement is the hottest shit
>>12360950>those delicate lips squeezing every last drop out of you
>>12360955>that top commentHoly shit
>>12360990http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU
AM AM I KAWAII ANON
>>12361007Sometimes, but not right now
>>12360993I like pink noses. They're cute.But then people are all like "they're popular on Tumblr so they're bad."
>>12361005Just found it a few seconds ago.Literally every fucking time
>>12361007KIND OF
>>12361005I can't contain myselfIt so fucking funny it hurts
>>12361007yes, now stop doing that
Okay so I got a new laptop and had to reinstall all the scripts.did the Boop one got changed? Since now it's a man voice doing it very very lifeless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg8Ckamh8GwWhy does sad music inspire me to draw so hard?Also Appledan.jpg
>>12361007I suppose.
>>12361007Fuck off mary-slut
>>12361024Marker was always a man, anon. You were just always drunk
>>12360992>this guy againyour fetishes are finewe (or I, anyway) accept youstop begging for external validation
>>12361031Chip Lyralark?
>>12361024Boop script?
>>12361032
>>12361037Lyra SkylarkChip SkylyraSky chiplyra
>>12361030you could probably get that faster off the piratebay torrentMine hit 3 MiB/s (eta 10m) before I cancelled it because I have no interest in downloading that thing
>>12361036No please I need it. I don't understand myself and want help.
>>12361042There was this femanon that did a vocaroo and said ha ha ha boop.Someone made a script and whnever the marker is posted it plays that sound clip.
>>12361046Lyra Skylyra?
>>12361031
>>12361056That sounds amazing. Is there a cache of marker pictures that makes it play or something?
>>12361060Lyra Lyralyra!
>>12361049Normally I would torrent, but my seedbox is down and my internet connection has never hit 3 MiB/s, so it wouldn't be much of a benefit.In any case, I'm too curious not to watch it.
>>12360955Not sure if I understand the candyman screaming played over mic spam etc, but in this context it makes more sense.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgm1n-wpUkE
>>12361060>>12361046Well, at least you're trying.
>>12361070lyelyelye!
>>12361065NoIt just dectects the Marker MD5 and plays it when its posted. Or when you reload the page.
>>12361070This guy gets it
>My tablet suddenly stops having pressure sensitivity in Sai>Deinstall, reinstall and re-reinstall drivers>Try everything on google>It still doesn't workFUCK ME
>>12361056>There was this femanonAnd this is where you crucially mistaken.It wasn't "femanon". Or, well, not traditional female.
>>12361075Lye Lye?
>>12361086Sai is kind of terribleI'm sorry for your loss
>>12361061Post more Lyra's and i'll consider.
>>12361091Ra Ra!
DON'T YOU SEE THAT I'M ADDICTEDTO THE NOTION OVER SOMEONETAKE ME FROM THIS WRETCHED STATESAVE ME FROM THE BITTERNESS AND HATREDOF HUMANITY ITS SO SCREWED UPTIRED OF BEING DOWN ON LOVETIRED OF BEING BEATEN UPTIRED OF BEING SO SCREWED UPTIRED OF ALL THIS DESPERATIONTIRED OF ALL THIS MAD FRUSTRATIONTIRED OF ALL THE AGGRAVATIONSICK TIRED OF DEVASTATIONGIVE IT SOME CONSIDERATION
>>12361095
>>12361101Ra Ra?
>>12361110Not RararaGeez, are you even paying attention?
>>12361115You're actually heavier than me, pls don't crush my pelvis.
My headcanon for Lyra is that she isn't obsessed with humans, that she's a pretty normal mare and that she gets way to excited even for the smallest tings
>>12361086Try going to Tablet Prefence file Utility (if its wacom). Click Backup. Save it to desktop.(Thats what I do anyway). You can either click restore and find the file or just click the back up. Say yes of course. When its finished, Close out of Sai and reopen.This happens to me everytime I get out of a game and my brother showed me this. I hope it works for you.Also since you installed new drivers you might have to restart the computer.
>>12361119Oh right
>>12361126My nigga
Is it annoying if I post my flockdraw stuff?
>>12361126IS THAT YOUR PENIS ANON
>>12361126I like this because it's kind of like me if you remove the depressing parts like short attention span and total lack of dedication
>>12361131No, it's nice
>>12361131Not particularly. If its pony related I dont care. But if you're being a huge whore about it posting it 5000 times in one day, I might get a little irritated.
>>12361127I'll try that, thanks
>>12361131only if it's not funny
>>12361132If it were anon's penis, she would get so excited her eyes pop out of her head.
>bronies preference>Rarara and worst one
>>12361143>Fluttershit and Rarislut are practically tied for #1Who would have thought.
>>12361143How the fuck is Twilight not firstIt's the official mascot of dumb faggots
>>12361143There's no way that poll is accurate, it's much more spread out than that
>>12361095[music]
>>12361143I CALL BULLSHIT ON THAT POLLFluttershy is normal bu second and third places should be either Pinkie with Dash or Pinkie and Twilight.
>>12361131Not at all mate.If Pony, it's good
>>12361143>Still hating on FluttershyShe's better than Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Twilight. Fact.
>>12361143>only 150 votesdoubt
>>12361134>>12361135>>12361140
>>12361163Only that she's even more useless than any of those.
>>12361163Nope, just Twilight.FACT
>>12361143>Fluttershy in the top.My niggas are going to fuck you all up for having such bad taste
>>12361157Lyra's head isn't perfectly synced, and it makes me mad.
>>12361143>fluttershy>worstBLASPHAMY!! get out, you heathen!
>>12361157Is the song supposed to be this slow or is my computer fucking up?
>>12361172Pretty much.
>>12361104I told you Annie Lenox is great.That part of "Love is Blind" is probably my favorite bit. Try "Ghost in My Machine"
>>12361143>Flutterfags is dominating in this fandomBREAKING NEWS>slut goes second in this virgin fandomBREAKING NEWS
>>12361154Yeah. Favourite pony polls are always well spread out. One of the reasons I like the show is that there isn't a bad character in the main 6.
>>12361180[sorry]
>>12361154>it's much more spread outunfI'd spread fluttershy
>>12361191>isn't a bad characterWhat is Twilight?
>>12361191>there isn't a bad character in the main 6>implying implications
>>12361192>>12361192Ok I'm pretty sure its my computer[just testing]
>>12361192Neither is that synced.
>>12361095k
I like this one, interaction is particularly hard on flockdraw imo.
Flutters is becoming my best pone for the wrong reasonsI don't know what's happening
>>12361107>>12361157>>12361214YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS HAVE PLEASED ME. HERE IS HORSE OF MINT DRAWING WITH MOUSE. GIVE ME PRAISE.
>>12361220prrety
>>12361209Nope. Lyra anon your music is buggo
>>12361211[sorry]
>>12361220EAT SHITI HATE YOU SO MUCHGET THE FUCK OUT OF MY GERNEREALIF I EVER SEE YOU POST AGAIN I'M GOING TO FLING MUD FOREVER AND EVER
>>12361220DAFFO NO I'M CUMMINGAH UNF MMPH NYOH MY GAWD AAAAAAAATHE UNDERSIDE OF MY DESK IS CAKED
You kids and your music.Which extension did you end up using?
>>12361219She is perfect for rape.That is the best reason.
>>12361209I WOULD HAVE THE PERFECT IMAGE TO RESPOND TO THIS IF I HAD ACTUALLY SAVED IT
>>12361220I love you Doofo.
>>12361220I appreciate the effort, but I made a slight edit to make it more acceptable
>>12361240That's not even close anonI dont want to rape pone
>>12361229>>12361230control your tits
>>12361230>THE UNDERSIDE OF MY DESK IS CAKEDThat...I know I'm thinking far too hard about this but that would be a fuck-load of cum, wouldn't it?
>>12361241 Is it weird that I know what you're talking about
>>12361249>I dont want to rape poneThen what are you doing in my little fetish general?Get out brony
>>12361255EVERY TIME A PERSON CONTRIBUTES I CUM INSTANTLYI HAVE SPOTS FOR PARTICULAR PEOPLE
>>12361255It would have to be an average amount of cum over a long period of timeToo much at once and it would just drip off, it has to have time to dry and stick
>>12361224OH GOODNESS. LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING!~
>>12361253I don't wanna.
>>12361261>my fetish isn't his>I'll call him a brony, that'll show him
>>12361271DERFO NO YOU CANNOT CROSS THE STREAMSWHY YOU ONLY DRAW WHEN DRUNKWHY
>>12361272Oh got its r63 Jack Black
>>12361189Its cool. I'll listen to more
>>12361271this is relevant to my interests, keep going
>>12361115>tfw Rei is ded
>>12361287Tfw Rei isn't drawing more Corey dragon porn
I LOVE DICKS
>>12361302The spoilered version was hotter
>>12361306Even my dick?
>>12361272She has no ass....
>>12361306Why? I see nothing good about them.
I want to get drunk with Fluttershy
>>12361306Pinkie would probably fuck literally anything in the name of fun. Even her enemies
>>12361311This. A thousand times this! the spoilered version was more lewd than the uncensored, ha.
>>12361273Yes, exactly.Now get out brony.
>>12361314I guess we know where the ass went, ehhhh?
>>12361317I'd rather get drunk with Celestia
>>12361284THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA. I'LL BE BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
>>12361319implications can go a long way
>>12361313SURE!So long as it's longer than 8"It is longer than 8" right?
>>12361306gangbang party when?
WHO'S READY FOR A RIDE?
>>12361327>Getting a horse drunkThat'd take so much boozeAnd she'd have expensive tastesI don't think I'd be able to afford it
>>12361052oh, alrightBasically I agree with you because I hold a similar frame of mind. Love, trust and mutual caring/acceptance are all huge turn-ons.We start to differ in the fact that I'm incredibly selfish and really only want the other things (domination being the primary) because I don't love myself and desperately want to loved by someone else. My other kinks (hyper & transformation are the two that come to mind, but there are obviously others) just serve as fun vectors for expressing that. Also, I don't mind male on male and would very much enjoy being the pet of a handsome stallion.Living my own life as individual hasn't been working out like I hope it would, which is where the domination and petplay come in. I know it's not exactly realistic to have a loving master/mistress that tells me what to do and rewards me for following simple orders, but it's nice to dream, right?I've got a decent amount of self-loathing but at least my absurd sexual desires don't really come in to play. I hate myself because I'm terrible at everything, not because I want things to be less terrible.But no, I can't really help you understand yourself any better.Sorry!
>>12361311Not to mention it was funnier on Coreys part since she actually thought it was hillarious
>>12361284lyra on lyra action is an excellent interest to have
>>12361342Based coreybest new writer
>>12361335Who said I was paying?
>>12361332N-no...
>>12361335>Celestia wants you to feed her bottle after bottle of Cisco>She doesn't give a fuck about flavor as long as you don't try to give her MD 20/20 or Cisco Red
>>12361353Stop thinking about how powerful her mouth muscles must be.
>>12361327>once she's drunk she starts telling the barkeeper all your secrets>secrets you never even told her>you desperately try to make her shut up by putting your hand over her mouth>but she just levitates you away
>>12361324
>>12361366
>>12361348yes keep going
>>12361363>so you pull out yo dick and fill da bitch up right there
>>12361353
>>12361362
Do ponies ever comment on each other's rumps?
>>12361335How about red wine?Not to mention she's probably never had alcohol before
>>12361367Pink horse is truly the most horse.
>>12361335Remember that these aren't actual horses, but miniature ones.Hell, it should be much, MUCH easier to get a horse drunk, because their liver isn't as resistant to alcohol as ours is.
>>12361374>>12361375What if suddenly human princess pon?
>>12361367AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12361363unfortunately I don't have any more Lyra on Lyra and I don't want to cheapen the experience with non-minty selfcestWill you settle for some human on pony action?
>>12361378Only if they're filthy lesbians.
>>12361383I mean a pone.yeah.Unless pone has history of hard cider due to clean water shortage, which seems unlikely because of magic.So, pone is probably drunker than anon.
>>12361356How do you even survive with that pathetic pin dick?Fucking disgusting
>>12361337Me and you are niggas. My self hatred is pretty much a main factor for my fetishes. Having someone love me and wanting more than myself is both a very big turn on and reinforces my self hatred because I don't think I'm worth it.
Is she gone?
>>12361389
>>12361342
>>12361381you sure about that?
>>12361401holy shit
>>12361351mew pls
>>12361408Yes. You've just been outhorsed, princess.
>>12361363>she cant remember anything the next morning>asks you if she did anything embarrassingHow would you respond?
>>12361392I hate humansbut for lyra I will accept it
MOUSE PINKIE IS SWIMMING IN YOUR TOMATO SOUPWHAT DO?
>>12361367Why the long face?
>>12361405Why does Celestia seem to be moving at a slower fps than Pinkie?
>>12361399>that feel when 8 inches
>>12361374
>>12361378Women do that all the time.
>>12361419>that feel when just scant eight inchesStill feels pretty good.
>>12361419Pinkie said longer than 8.Not longer or equal to.I'm sorry, Anon.
>>12361366Bleh
>>12361394Don't call lesbians "filthy", that's not polite!
>>12361424I still don't get that joke
>>12361415I've found that if you give it enough time you're willing to accept a lot of things
>>12361399Why are you so mean Pinkie?
>>12361425pics or it didn't happen.
>>12361418It's her secret for staying young, times passes slower for her.
>>12361414Tell the truth.
>>12361437Your butt is nice, Anon.
>tfw edging for a while until you're completely desperate to bust, and you can feel the cum slowly rising up from your balls through your cock until you start spurting uncontrollablylove that feeling, it only happens when you've been edging for a long time, like more than an hour
>>12361433I think it was just supposed to be cute.
>>12361433I don't think there was much to get.
>>12361431>dat saliva lineI cannot unf hard enough or express how badly I would like to latch onto her tongue.
>>12361416I like pones that aren't ponies.
>>12361434lyra related is always good
>>12361419>tfw a little over 8" and I wish I was longerMy fetish isn't healthy
>>12361449ikr
>>12361441>I-I did what?
>>12361317Hanging out with a drunk main 6 would be fun as hell. Also, Andrea drunk would probably be adorable.
http://www.yourworldoftext.com/MLPG
>>12361443I start losing interest after more than an hour and just go back browsing the thread without finishing.
>>12361443>tfw edging and someone grabs your attention and you can't go back
>>12361458Yep. The whole bar. You should probably lay down. And check for pregnancy
>>12361400I guess I'm lucky enough to not care about the "I don't think I'm worth it" part and pretend that the other party is willing overlook or, ideally, change by force my faultsBut yeah, if you want to be depression-kink-niggas, we're in this together
>>12361458You were kind of a jerk. Now I have no privacy nor dignity since everybody knows my secrets. Thanks.
Would you give a cute pony mare beerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jtwpSzRhq0
>"Oh boy, time to see what MLPG is up to this morning!">talking about dick lengths>AGAIN
>>12361443>tfw you spend an hour and a half jerking it in bed to an amazing fantasy and you're not even close to getting offI hate it so much and it makes me late for things
>>12361479>I'm awfully sorry, Anon.. I will try my best to make up for it.
>>12361484which stallion is embarrassed by his embarrassingly small ten inches of horsemeat?
>>12361470my cat is a huge asshole and loves to jump up on my keyboard while I'm edging and ruin everything
http://25.media.tumblr.com/71f90cc02b18f7ad6f0ce06bc8b7d7a8/tumblr_mqjb2hahlH1spyi7lo1_1280.jpgunf
>>12361491There's only one way to make up for it, Celestia.Cuddles.
>>12361499lewd
>>12361476Yeah, I just want a loving woman, or pony, to counteract my dysthymia. Thing is I don't want a lifetime commitment.
>>12361487I got myself an hour late to class doing that, I woke up and started stroking my cock, but I couldn't cum and I didn't want to stop and waste all that time, so I kept going. It was really disappointing to, it was one of those orgasms that just fizzles out in about 2 seconds.
>>12361499She doesn't look very comfortable with it, but after she apparently told everyone about your deepest secrets, I think she will play along.
>>12361487This is why I keep condoms under my pillow. If I'm going at it I don't want to have to stop to blow my load in a clean way.
>>12361499These past few months I've finally acknowledged that I have sexual feelings for ponies, I was in denial beforehand, but Celestia is so sexy that she converted me. Nicole is smoking hot.
>>12361495This one time I was masturbating and came. Later realized my cat was watching. Not normal looking, but that focus hunter eyes. I then smeared my cum all over it's face. Fuck my roommate's cat.
Let's have fun learning another language
>>12361523fuck spanish, lets learn lojban!
>>12361523I SEE WHAT YOU DID.FUCK YOU GG
>>12361494H-how small is he in relation to the average?
>>12361523GG pls more Dewbon. Can I ask for her fighting the urge to fuck Anon?
>>12361494Caramel of course.
>>12361523GG pls draw Shiny and Chrysalis playing hyperspace hyperwars and comparing models.
>>12361535
>>12361523>Not learning DutchEnjoy your taco language, faggot
>>12361495Both of our cats were eaten by coyotesI wish I had a dogA dog wouldn't get eaten by coyotes
>>12361550I want to learn Dutch for their comics
>>12361466>what if pone had a penis pump?
>>12361535he's not actually THAT much smaller than average, he's just a size queen
>>12361518
>>12361514How do you manage to cum with a condom on, it's like having a big rubber kitchen glove over your dick, can't feel shit. The only thing I use them for is to pull a condom over my bullet vibe so it stays pressed against my shaft, and the harder you get, the more the vibe gets pressed into you. Then you can cum hands free without worrying about making a mess; if it's on pulse setting you can feel the pleasure slowly coming in waves, it ebbs and flows until you feel like you're gonna explode. It takes a lot of willpower to not pull the condom off, grab your cock, and stroke furiously.
>>12361534>I SEE WHAT YOU DID.well I'm glad someone did
>>12361508>dysthymiahuh, that's a fun wordI had been going with misanthropy but I think yours is way more accurateit has a treatment section too! Want to be therapy buddies or does your social anxiety keep you from seeking help like mine?
>>12361512cuddle that sun horse at the worst times, during royal court and shitalso cuddle non-sexually in bed
>go to bed>MLPG talking about jerking off>wake up>MLPG talking about jerking off
>all this masturbation talkNow is not the time boner, my penis is too sore, need to wait a week or so until I heal up
>>12361566sometimes I cum with a sock on because it makes my cock feel bigger
>>12361523>>12361534??? Ponies are lovely?? Am I missing something?
>>12361575I masturbate 24/7 now, for whatever reason, when I turned 20 my sex drive came back with a vengeance, can't sit still in class without daydreaming about something sexy(usually involving ponies) and then getting a throbbing hardon and having to go the bathroom to take care of it.
>>12361575>>12361579which pony masturbates the most?
>>12361572>cuddle that sun horse at the worst times, during royal court and shit>she has a ambassador from the griffons over>trying to negotiate about new trading privileges>while you are clinging to her leg, rubbing your cheek against her flank
>>12361579>Week>Without masturbationWowza
>>12361595>"Anon, this is simply unacceptable">"This affront to our guests can not be tolerated">you are forced to cuddle a gryphon for the remainder of the meeting
>>12361604>Gryphon starts running her claws through your hair>Her comrade has to jab her with an elbow to get her to stop
>>12361594All of them do it multiple times a day, horses are very sex-driven creatures. Horses are supposed to be kept with a companion because they get anxious on their own, and if you're the only contact they have, they'll start displaying sexual attraction to you. If it's a stallion they'll drop fully when you come around, and belly slap. Mares will raise their tail way up in the air and block your path while winking that juicy cunt in your face.
>>12361593Are you a unifapper?
>>12361623I'd jerk off a horse daily if he let me
>>12361593Nigga, are you me?
>>12361615>her fluffy, downy feathers are so soft>you lose yourself and cuddle her tenderly>she pushes you away as the meeting ends>later, you find a crumpled scroll in your pocket that tells you to meet her in the embassy for extraction from pony territory
>>12361571No offense, but I'm kind of busy working on myself more than another person. Here's my learnings so maybe they could help you. Zoloft didn't really help, it was similar to drinking coffee while tired. Only fought the symptoms but not the cause. Studying things like psychology and philosophy helps, existentialism a bit more than others. For me I realized I am responsible for my life and can't blame things for my shortcomings and how I feel. Now I'm at the phase of fighting against the ego's wants to be a useless child who wants to be a god now that I have an idea of what I want to do, which is teach people the things I learned since pretty much my entire childhood was nonexistent and I know what it's like to not have help. A suicide attempt while in elementary school should of been a big fucking sign that something was wrong.
>>12361642>>12361593I feel like I'm in 8th grade again, it's a huge pain in the ass, especially the distraction and cleanup. I never go dry, either, I've blown 7 loads in a single day and wasn't' even close to shooting blanks.
>>12361647>>12361615Derpy's wings and fur looks so velvety soft, I want to cuddle her and then maybe do something sexual if she's comfortable with it. It'd be fun to teach her about human anatomy hands on.
>>12361590wait hold on let me just
>>12361596A week is no problem, once you get past 3 days, it's easy going. Only problem is that I start getting regular wet dreams if I'm not masturbating, and my libido skyrockets.
>tfw Arrested Development isn't nearly as funny and clever as everyone thinks it is
>>12361656None takenI'm still in the useless-but-wanting-everything phase where I don't know what I want to do with myself. It's pretty awful but I'm making it work.I wish you the best of luck and happy ponying
>>12361703Crotchboobs.
>>12361703Dammit GG is infected with the Dooks.Who here knows any vet?
>>12361674It really is a huge pain to be constantly turned on, having a friend who shows you his boner in class doesn't exactly help either
>>12361724I find it to be both smart and hilariousdid you only watch it one time? Most of the humor shines on the second or third time throughWhether or not it's worth repeated viewings is arguable, but I enjoyed it
>Derpibooru is still downCome the fuck on man
>>12361703why Spanish uses upended question/exclamation mark?
>>12361764I've watched the first ten episodes, once each.
>>12361756 you better have sex with that friend
>>12361772Ponibooru is up!
>>12361741You have to define what you want and become that. Realize that those depressive habits are controlling you, usually as a defensive mechanism in an ass backwards way, and know that there is no perfection. You may feel lost because as you learn and gain experience, your goals will change. Arriving back where you started is not the same as never leaving.
>>12361782No ;_;
THAT'S IT I'M TAKING THE BLEACHSEE YOU FUCKERS IN EQUESTRIA
>>12361779because smothered burritios are amazing
>>12361801 you sound like you really need itman up, it'll be worth it
>>12361284I HAVE DONE MY PART. PRAISE ME.
>>12361780y-you haven't even seen the first half of the first season?
>>12361817I like to edge and then cum by lightly touching my glans. When I do go over the edge, I do it hands off.
>>12361829uh bro we've been here in equestria for like a year and a halfwhat took you so long
>>12361832haha holy shit
>>12361817>My Little Pony General
>>12361835No, because I lost interest, because it's not that good.
>>12361832AND ANOTHER CUM LOAD INTO THE DAFTY PILE
>>12361799>You have to define what you want and become thatwell yeah, the problem is I don't know what I want and "lazy piece of shit with an easy job" is a nice fallbackEnough about that thoughit's pony time
>>12361831The thing is, I'm pretty sure he's not gay
>>12361885ITS THAT TIME TO POST BEST PONY?!?!
>>12361779To mark the start of an question/exclamation, duh.
>>12361895YES
>>12361851I hate to say "you just don't get it" but you just don't get itit is that good, but it takes time and effort to appreciateI can understand if you're not willing to put in that work (seriously, if you haven't watched S1-S3 at least twice I don't think you can judge) but I don't think you really know what you're talking aboutArrested Development is not flawless or perfect by any means, but it is really funny and very clever
>>12361916SORRY TO ASK, BUT WHY DID YOU EVEN CONSIDER THAT YELLOW PONY THE BEST ONE? SHE DOES NOT EVEN PARTY!
>>12361887trap up, faggot
>>12361899>MLPG meetup>it's all closet fags swapping masturbation techniques with each other and pretending it's not gayI always imagined like a big office separated into cubicles, and they'd just shout tips to teach other through the wall while they all went to work on themselves. Like you walk into the office in the morning and the first thing you hear is "TEASE THE BOTTOM PART OF YOUR HEAD WITH A FINGERTIP" and "GUYS I'M NOT SURE IF I'M DOING THIS RIGHT MAYBE SOMEONE COULD COME AND SHOW ME, LIKE YOU KNOW NOT GAY OR ANYTHING, JUST TO SHOW ME HOW"
>>12361923It's funny in parts.It's clever overall.It just simply isn't engaging enough for me to give a fuck.
>>12361832SOMEONE ASKED FOR THE LYRA IN THE STEAM CHAT THING SO HERE I GUESS.
>>12361933What if they are actually mares and episode revolves around all stallions being mares for a day?
>>12361927SHE PARTIES SOMETIMES
>>12361929That sounds hot as hell, I thought only women could get off with a showerhead. I did the same thing with hotjob and pool jets when I was young, god did that ever make you squirm, that water pressure feels divine.
>>12361939That [filename].
>>12361951BREAKING NEWS: Multiple men die due to excessive masturbation after watching a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode
>>12361937yeah, I can't really argue with that because I see where you're coming fromGive it another shot some time, S2 is great and S3 is okay tooS4 is alright and it made me want S5, but it's not the best
>>12361952BUT NOT ALL THE TIME AND SHE DOES NOT HAVE GREAT EPISODE LIKE PINKIE DOES!
>>12361967I am more curious as to who would do the VA for these mares.
Why is this thread so gay?
>>12361989Repressed sexual urges.
>>12361958Oh Lyra and your cute antic.>>12361989Its steamchat shitposting.
>>12361974>SHE DOES NOT HAVE GREAT EPISODE LIKE PINKIE DOES!if I may interject
http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip_200/233b_love_tip.htmlYou guys could get paid for talking about jerking off, try picking up a career in journalism
>>12362002Shit, I'm probably that hairy too. No wonder no girl wants to fuck me.
>>12362010>SHY THEN NO SHY EPISODETHOSE ARE THE WORST EPISODE FOR FLUTTERSHY. MEANWHILE, WE HAVE PINKIE SING SMILE SMILE SMILE!
>>12362034I dunno, if a girl was that hairy I would be turned off.
pone will never turn her face into your exposed external genitals and softly motorboat your testicles.
>>12362051But you're a dude
TODAY IS THE DAY I GET SHIT DONE
>>12362061I think the same general rule applies.
>>12362023thats not even hairy
>>12362062pffft, okay buddyI'll see you tomorrow and maybe you can personal blog about everything you actually didI'm going to sleep
>>12362067Girls don't care as much about guys with body hair
>>12362073OKAY I WILL
>>12362024Exactly, actually the only FS episodes that aren't that way are ABitH, GIYC, and that S3 one with Discord.
>>12362062Not if I have anything to do about it!
>>12362080Good fucking luckSee you this time tommorrow?you better have something to report
>>12362062I said that too like 10 hours ago.
>>12362082NOW THOSE EPISODES ARE ACCEPTABLE FOR FLUTTERSHY BUT YOU MISS DRAGONSHY (THE SHY THEN NO SHY SHOULD ONLY BE DONE ONE TIME AND IT THIS EPISODE) AND STAREMASTER!
>>12362107Hard drugs are for faggots
>>12362098What is it, Luna? What are you trying to tell us?
>>12362083w-what are you going to do
>>12362107Sheet music.Start learning.
>>12362110>weed>hard drug
>>12362107BothAt the same time obviously
>>12362107Read a book.
>>12362127>tfw no instruments
>>12362107Learn to draw
>>12362137Sing.
>>12362126Oh I dunno, pounce on you, hold you down, and give you a sloppy kiss on the lips!
>>12362137>NOT SINGING YOUR HEART OUT OR SLAPPING YOURSELF FOR BEATS
>>12362124
>>12362107you have a steady supply of money and a bit of self-discipline? if so you should go for cocaine.
>>12362144N-no please. You know what that does to me...
>>12362144I wish she was real... Come with me. And forget about Flash Sentry.
>>12362103PYHD was good
>>12362144you think you can take me?go ahead on.
>>12362141>implying I dont
>>12362136I'd start off with Moby-Dick, then move onto Les Miserables, followed by The Grapes of Wrath.If you want to avoid the classics, try Eeeee Eee Eeee, then V and American Psycho
>>12362179I'm gonna kiss you, Celestia.
>>12362146>slapping yourself to the beatsunfI wonder if the pony stallions like to do that belly slapping thing in time with their favorite music.
>>12362185
http://e621.net/post/show/350069/2013Unf
>>12362158What the worse that can happen?>>12362168>>12362177PUCKER UP!
>>12362184>all that shit taste in books>>>/b/never come back
>>12362149That is a cute moon butt.
>>12362219
>>12362214too much bloom
>>12362144ON THE LIPS?!
My dick feels bigger than usual today, MLPGReally thick
>>12362220What the hell else am I supposed to offer someone whose idea of recreation is drugs and vidya?
>>12362220>tfw I almost only read fantasy>tfw my taste is considered shit simply everywhere
>>12362244Of course, anon. Don't you want a kiss from a pony like me?
>>12362278Oh, I sure do... go on
>>12362219>kiss
>>12362275favorite series? don't say LOTR or Harry Potter or any of that mainstream shit
>>12362275Run, run and hope that he never finds you.
>>12362269>implying i need itI just like to ave itI can be creative and high too
>>12362332nice filename faglord
>>12362287Who is this cute pony here?
>>12362333It's never too late to stop smoking.
>>12362287If I give you 100 bits? What will you give me? You better fuck me.
>Not getting drunk and playing vidyaIt's the best way to spend a Friday night alone
>>12362368Shout, please.More Pinkie?
>>12362340I'm sorry, but do my file names enrage your autism?
>>12362310Dunno if I really have a favourite series. I liked some of Hohlbeins older stuff like Midgard before he started shitting on effort and just writing as much as possible with no quality controlThe first one from the Dwarf series from Heitz was neat, too. Or the first two Nigh Watch books from Lukyanenko that was the worst film adaption I have seen in my entire lifeI normally just go to the fantasy section of the library and pick a few books I havent read yet. I'll have to find a new one soon, there aren't much left.
>>12362350>quentinwhat a fagliterally, the worst arguments
>>12362350>picwhat the hell did i just read and why am i laughing so hard
>>12362341It's from one of the comics.I have to admit that I don't know which one because I haven't been keeping up lately.
>>12362359>If I give you 100 bits? 10 kisses on the mouth obviously
>>12362387
>>12362368OH FUCK IT'S FRIDAYFUCK
>>12362405It is?
>>12362411yesdo you even rebecca black
>>12362394#9 of the main comic
>>12362368I know rightIf you're going to spend your weekend alone you might as get so drunk you don't even know who you are any more and then pretend to be someone elseI am so lonely
>>12362411
>>12362419I bet she taste like ice cream.
>>12362419>tfw you would probably walk past her booth for weeks before you can muster up the courage to approach her>stammering like a retard>dropping your coins all over the floor
>>12362401No! She better fuck me. 100 is enough to fuck.
>>12362434>she
>>12362436>she thinks it's endearing>helps you pick up your bits>"My, this sure is a lot. Is it all for me?"
>>12362447Yes. She! Stop fucking with me.
What draw?
>>12362446Please Anon, she's not a whore.
>japanon is backbest day
>>12362461Discord dressing up in Celestia's jewelry, shoes, and makeup. Celestia looking none too pleased about it.Fluttershy sitting on a telephone wire with a bunch of birds sitting on the same wire on either side of her.Zecora in a GGG dress.Young Granny Smith in a GGG dress.
>>12362446100 bits gives you 100 kisses
>>12362461Lyra being cute
>derpibooru is down till Monday
>>12362456At least humans last more time in bed.
>>12362474You can multiply zero by ten hours but it's still zero.
>>12362471http://pbooru.com/Your welcome.
>>12362451>try to come up with some witty comment>mind goes completely blank>strong urge to just drop dead right there
>>12362469Well... Fuck her. I will give her 100 bits. And she better put out. If not...>rape
>>12362466Wait I just got here.He is? Does he still have that cute broken english?
>>12362481I actually have a chain on my wallet, but I stuff it in my pocket. I would forget it if it wasn't literally attached to me.
>>12362504Yep, he did some drawing last thread
>>12362504He said he's back and posted some Twilight pic I hadn't seen before as proof.
>>12362471oh no, shit pool central is down!what ever shall we do!
>>12362488Don't say that... ;_;
>>12362514>>12362519WOOHOO
>>12362504>>12357833
>>12362520It's also horseporn central
Does pony ever have to deal with things like this?http://www.awkwardboners.com/
>>12362451That would seriously kill me. I'd be so worried to fuck it up that I couldn't come up with anything better than "y-you too"
>>12362541For a second I was worried that it is Luna.
>>12362544>Be in class>Fantasize about the hot filly sitting in front of me>Get a horseboner>oh fuck>Cheerilee the bitch calls me to the front
>>12362551>she laughs>"Oh my, how funny...">you now have all your bits, what do?
>>12362565IF YOU CANNOT CONTROL YOUR HORSEBONERS
>>12362544>tfw you're so much bigger than most of these guysI'd never even go out in the shit they're wearing. Wouldn't even need a boner for it to be awkward
>>12362456Yeah, I'd do more than satisfy her.
>>12362578>you now have all your bits, what do?Probably pay her one bit to get a kiss on the cheek and then they something stupid like "See you soon" while walking away without making it look like I'm fleeing.And then spend the next few hours thinking "stupid stupid stupid" over and over again.
>>12362638hayseed turniptruck pls
*rut rut rut**splorch*
>>12362647NEIGHWHINNY
which 2hu wud u fuk
>>12362651zzzzzz
>>12362651grunt
>>12362651unf
>>12362466And Jailbait and Kraut have disappeared again.What if they coordinating and take shifts until S4 starts?
>>12362544>All those twinks with little cocksUnf
>she will not run for president in 2016
>>12362664>you will never fuck a little kid
>>12362565>>12362600
>>12362685You will if rumble can help it
>>12362685>He'll never be begging for it>He'll never top you some nights
>>12362685;_;
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
why are there so many pedophiles
>>12362732>he asks in the the thread full of grown men obsessed with a little girl's show
STEAM AVATAR GO
>>12362681>2016 will not only have the first female president>but also the first president who's a horse
>>12362544>http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/boner-11.jpgMan, that isn't even awkward
>>12362673Kraut was here yesterday, though as Anon and he didn't draw anything.
>>12362749>Having a pony avatar
>>12362774>Having a pony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIpZs-mK9ok
>>12362451>>12362578Please don't make me fall for a one shot background character.
>>12362732Sexy children.
http://e621.net/post/show/356944
>>12362782I've already fallen for an OC, how bad can a background character be?
>>12362749I don't use any of steam's social features, I just play games on it.
>>12362794>>12362794>using steam
I sometimes wonder how many of the posts here are serious
>>12362792Good thing they have canon toilets that they use.
>>12362793But there will never be more content of her, she won't reappear ever and the fanart will probably be limited to what has already been drawn.
>>12362804Assume none with the exception of most show discussion and artists posting art.
Wait, batpony unicorns are a thing?
>>12362804My posts about my dick are always completely serious
>>12362838I suppose
>>12362838I guess if they have no wings.Though TCW really fucked things up by making some of the guards alicorns in one scene.
HELPdoes any one have a futa pinkie fic?
>>12362873Animation errors aren't exactly canon
>>12362885Then why does everyone go on about alicorn Twilight?
>>12362885Did anyone come out and say it was?It's not an error until it's stated.
>>12362873What if their armor makes them like that?Like Dayguard Armor makes all of them White and Batpony armor makes them like that.
>>12362906>It's not an error until it's stated.n-no?
>>12362851That Gryphon looks neat
>>12362906I'm pretty sure it was said it's an error by that layout artist on Allspark Nyuki or whatever his name is
heyyou guys like transformation right
>>12362948unf
>>12362948I wish I were pretty mare, it could grant my fulfillment
>>12362948What an awful fate
>>12362948not really a big fan...
>>12362948That doesn't seem like transformation
>>12362948>Human passes into the third life
>>12362981>Applejack will never repeatedly kick you in the balls with all her strength
>>12362992Never say never
>>12360740I wouldn't mind it Twily had a love interest, as long as it was handled right
>>12363009and as long as the character isn't a vapid piece of shit
>>12362976you ever have like a little red mark and scratch itand the skin just starts to peel behind it and it's like painful but it feels good and the loose skin starts to pull out
Reminder to case your daily votes for [?]applejack[/?]http://www.hubworld.com/hubworld/specials/mlpfim-fan-favorite/?adFree=true
>>12363012Well, Twilight is so too bad
>>12363009It never will be.They would go from just met to a couple in one episode rather than ensuring whoever was introduced got some character.
>>12363014Not in living memory
>>12363016Ponychan pls
>>12363016>[?]applejack[/?]spending too much time on mlpchanfuck
>>12363016I seriously doubt that kids who just watch the show and don't obsess over it like we do could answer more than maybe 3-4 questions of those.
>>12363009Well the first step in handling it right is not having someone as Flash Sentry as th love intrest.Still doesn't matter. The Flash Sentry in Equestria has no idea who Twilight is other than she's a princess.
>>12363040mlpchan
>>12363016What? Fuck you, his eyes are yellow and red!
>>12363016>88 votes for RararaFeels master race man
>>12363056>has no idea who Twilight is other than she's a princess.So? That's all we knew about Cadence when she first showed up.
>>12363014Looks like someone's been watching too much poltergeist.
>>12363057They use the same thing.
>>12363069I fucking know, right
>>12363014No.
>>12361168best ship
>>12363064I never get that squishy cheek right. Even though I do it the same way he does.
>>12363069le randumb chaos XDDDDDThat's all
>>12363082post a picture of yours?
>>12363093Don't have any, I always changed the pose in the end because I just couldn't get the cheek right.
>>12362817Its not like you can't request more of her.
>>12361024Just reading through the thread now, hopefully you're still kicking around.The script's got three different "hahaha, boop"'s that it picks from at random (Man, ORK and two femanon ones). If you want to turn off any of them so they're not in the random selection, just go to your scripts page and edit the boop script. There'll be some comments such as "manly", "ork" and "newer femanon" with some random gibberish below them. Put two slashes in front of the gibberish to disable that voice from being selected.>>12361042murkeli.kapsi.fi/userscripts/boop.user.js
What if pony showed skeleton?
>>12363114>Nighttime mlpg.gif
>>12363104Well, next time you do, maybe I can help you figure it out?
good morning mulpug
>>12363109I probably will, but my requests don't get picked to often.
>>12363126Good mornig Flitter
>>12363122
>>12363124Sure, next time I run into the problem I'll post it here It probably is something super simple I just always miss because I've been staring at it for too long
>>12363136Can I touch her
>>12363112Thanks for the info. It didn't bother me but I didn't know abut the change. Also it played the same one multiple times so I didn't know there were more and thought it was just an error
>>12363141>because I've been staring at it for too longI tend to find it helps to show other people sometimes since they'll notice something you're not seeing.
I WANNA BE YOUR BROTHER, WANNA BE YOUR FATHER TOONEVER MAKE YOU RUN FOR COVER EVEN IF THEY WANT US TO
>>12363145I'm hoping some one asks one of the VA's to say boop so I can replace the sound file with something worthy
>>12363161what if we got libman to say boop in her fluttershy voice
>>12363141flipping the canvas is always super helpful, but easy to forget
butt
>>12363114
>>12363180Who drew that one? Kev?
>>12363169Any of them would be great.I'd prefer Ashleigh saying Boop with Dash's voice crack
>>12363134
>>12362350
Happy Cuteceañera Applebloom!
>>12363189>I'd prefer Ashleigh saying Boop with Dash's voice crack>tfw I'd just spam F5 all day long instead of using the auto updater
>>12363196unf
>>12363196like any of the CMC would know what it was
>>12363204>A fishing lure? Man, they got AB good this year!
>>12363196>That shit-eating grin on SpikeHah, nice job
>>12363204
If you cut off Spike's tail, would t grow back?
>>12363216What is that pony doing behind the bushesI don't know if I like it
>>12363169>Fluttershy
>>12363204>like any of the CMC would know what it wasThey're the ones that bought it for her.
>>12363229It looks like Applejack bought it
>>12363189When was the last time Dash or Sweetie did a voice crack?
>>12363225Colton.
>>12363235Nope, she just thinks it's hilarious. Spike, Scoots, and Sweetie went in on it together. Or they just made one themselves.
>>12363180nigger you just went full furfag
>>12363235>implying AJ would laugh that's the worst part
>>12363246>>>/b/2006
>>12363246I don't have that particular scrubs screencap so I'll just ask 'Where do you think we are?'
>>12363237Dash did in MMC, once at leastDunno about Sweetie, but Dash's voice cracks are cuter anyways
>>12363246>>12363267
>>12363247It's a little out of character for AJ, must be an older picture
>>12363246Nigga, you just went 2007
>>12363267>>12363246
>>12363298>SA calling her Twilightimmersions lost
>>12363304He did in MMC
This pony is plotting something
>>12363324silly earth ponyyou can't brain, you're an earth pony!
>>12363259>>12363267>>12363276so then i posted a "where do u think we are" image macro and then i told him to go to b LOL
>>12363324she's going to eat apples
>>12363324
>>12363344it's not from /b/
>>12363324>>12363352earth pone and crystal pone are the same
>>12363364wrongcrystal ponies are pretty for one thing
>>12363370lol so funny
Which pony is the most /fit/ MLPG?Spoiler: It's not applejack, we all know rednecks are obese.
>>12363289OH LOL THERE IT IS LOL
>>12363383it's applejack
GENTLEMENSTART YOUR PONES
>>12363383>Doing manual labor all day erry day>Not /fit/ as fuckIt's Dash though
>>12363383it's obviously rarity
>>12363383
>>12363376>implying Earth ponies aren't pretty as well
>>12363383>the most /fit/This one probably.
>>12363383pank. she exercises and is more physically active then most of other pones
>>12363393>>12363400Dash would be skinnyfat at best.
>>12363383Applejack is built, but Dash probably lifts and has more of an athlete's bodyI'm not very /fit/ myself but isn't there a difference, appearance wise, between people who lift to look good and people who just do hard work for a living?
>>12363383DoshShe literally gave Spike a dumbbell for his birthday
>>12363414>implyingThere's no way Dash would be skinnyfat with that amount of exercise.
>>12363425>She literally gave Spike a dumbbell for his birthdayI can give you a dumbbel for your birthday and I'm not fit.
>>12363425I bet Dash also curls in the squat rack. Fucking cunt.
>>12363428dash is a hograrity is obviously /fit/
>>12363414i think rainbow dash would be ___ fat
>>12363376Earth ponies are cutest.
>>12363414>Training and exercising to join the wonderbolts>Literally the fastest pegasus alive>Skinnyfat
>>12363430Not my point but I guess I didn't really explain it
>>12363442>headcanon
>>12363439
>>12363424Depends
>>12363442Dash looks too pudgy to be fast.She is not aerodynamically built for fast.
>>12363451rainbow dash is the fattest pony of them all.
>>12363453Yeah, this was the picture I was thinking of.Dash would be the top, Applejack would be the bottom not like that you sickoAlthough obviously more feminine, and also they're horses. Dash probably doesn't have too much muscles anyway, I imagine she'd focus on cardio because gottagofast.
>>12363471>fattestnaw man
>>12363476She probably has very developed wing and leg muscles and the rest are still above average.AJ would also have above average muscles with only the hind legs trumping DashDash could beat AJ at hoof wrestle, using the front legs but AJ rapes her when it comes to backlegsKinda makes sense. Dash would probably land with her front legs first while AJ uses her backlegs constantly for Applebucking.Also Dash would probably be more slimmer than AJ, having much less fat. AJ is kinda pudgy, as Granny Smith showed us.
>>12363471u got that right m80
>>12363447Spike's resilient, he was hit across the moon so I'm confident he'll be okay lifting a tiny weight.
>>12363492Hey Xieril, draw Dash buying a kiss from the whore-horse
>>12363506>comics>canon
>>12363515SECOND
>>12363492She did the sonic rainboom when flying down. She only used her front legs to shape the airflow around her and the speed came from her enormous mass pulling her down. After that the inertia of her lard was good enough to carry both herself, rarity and the wonderbolts back to the clouds.
>>12363515>asking me to draw my waifu kissing someone other than meI'm just kidding, sounds like something fun but I can't draw right nowGotta finish other stuff first
>>12363530>90% of americans can't get this right!
>>12363539as long as you draw it eventually.
>>12363539Oh... okay ;_;Just kidding, it's fine.
>>12363562that same shit happened to me
>>12363517>comics>not canonOh you.
>>12363562Yeah, I had the same problem.
>>12363573>wanting those brony pandering unfunny and boring pieces of shit to be canon
someone asked for this last night, I don't know if someone else did this first though.
>>12363594keep poosting it anonmaybe someone will give a fuck about it tomorrow
>>12363601Not him but thats great.
>>12363601Perfect
>>12363601that was meoh gosh it's perfect
>>12363601
>>12363601Haha nice
>>12363594>not canon because I can't handle a couple of referencesDude, the show playfully references things all the time. I cannot understand how having those references be to different things can be such a bother to your behind.
>>1236360110/10it's okay i guess
>>12363601If that was Faust and Renzetti (I'm pretty sure i spelt it wrong), it would've been 100/10
>>12363601>last nightOH GOD FOR HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE NONSTOP
>>12363641I'm trying to remember if there were people getting mad at the Star Wars reference at the end of S02E02
hnnng
>>12363641SHow references are usually subtle and don't really feel out of place.Comic references are blatant and are out of place (look at the Bioshock reference in the comic. It doesn't even try to be pony related)
>>12363681>that deniallel
>>12363681That's because you're playing attention to it
>>12363656I loved Wind Waker, and I always liked Makar because he played his instrument like a cello, just like what I played.This picture brought back happy memories
>>12363699It was a huge sign that said PLASMIDS AND VIGORS. Kind of hard to fucking miss it. Plus, comic art is static so it's much easier to pay attention to the background and notice it.
>>12363656isn't that one of the earlier works of SB?
>>12363713I mean the reason you're so angry at itSometimes it's not for the people reading, but because the artist or writer thinks it's fun for them to put in
>>12363601>no wings
>>12363674I don't think anyone noticed for a little while, but no.No one was mad.
pones are sluts
>>12363759>I don't think anyone noticed for a little whileI can't say I remember what exactly happened, but I would be seriously surprised if people didn't immediately point it out. It was rather obvious to anyone who's seen the star wars movies.
>>12363759It was noticed on the same day I think
What if your favorite pony has a fetish for something you really, really don't like? And for sex, you have to do it every once in awhile.
>>12363759i remember people calling it in the stream seconds after the scene began, but still nobody got mad.
http://i.imgur.com/81zXqiA.jpg
>>12363821>[Deleted]What was it?If it's NSFW
>>12363642sweetie is the best at art
>>12363845>still better than my stuff
>>12363530"Has science gone too far?"
>>12363845rarity's mane from behind looks weird
>>12363890so does your face from behind
>>12363890SHE IS BALD
>>12363530>out of the bleu
>>12363890They all do. Fucking cartoons.
whofuckedmypone
>>12363889I want to hug and cheer up that sad pone
>>12363899it's funny because that's the French word for bluevery clever, Hasbro
