Cutest, smartest and all around best fillies this side of 2fort edition.Old , poor, and Irish horse: >>12344208
>rape
>>12348764>>12348769>>12348795http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/artist-spotlights-returns.html
what's wrong with being irish
So about that Lyra and Sparkle wedding and hot lesbian married pony sex... what would your gift to them be?
>>12348808JUST LIKE THE REAL CRUSADES!crusaders is a terrible name on so many levels
>>12348823they're drunks and papists
>>12348823>being Irish>ever
>>12348832Is same sex marriage even legan in Equestria?
>>12348808I now have the mental image of the crusaders as a bunch of 40 year old NEET virgins
>>12348863>adorable CMC as 40 year old NEETSWHYGET OUT OF MY HEADSPACE MENTAL IMAGES!!
>>12348836>between appl and pankI'm likin you more every day
>>12348854Yes. You can even marry a filly if you wanted to.
>>12348865What I'd give to feel a girl's soft tush on my face...Preferably Rediv's...
see the impossiblefeel the invisible
>>12348897Its not true!
>>12348893what ifapplepank
>>12348823it's not scotish
>>12348835I went to a Catholic high schoolour sports mascot was the Crusader
cutest VA, look at those blowjob lips, UNF
>>12348782Hah, that's both stupid and unprofessional.>>12348843Bronies seem to love EG to death. How does that anon not liking it make him anything like a brony?
>>12348897Do fillies get a super sweet sixteen?
If someone outside looking in sees this post, please help. BCS is a menace and we're evidently not enough to get rid of her.
>>12348925Andrea is not for sexualTry Nicole instead
Why does BCS still come here? Why do we get all the shitposters?
>>12348906Keep it up and I'll keep drawing spiderxhorses just because I think people like it.
I want the vast majority of you to die
>>12348925I'm checking out those upper arms and strong chest. I bet she lifts.
>>12348954is that a challenge
>>12348960learn to speak you silly horse
>>12348914I don't think I have many of thoseBut i have some RariPinka
>>12348945you wanna hugbox about it, brony?
>>12348980BEST SHIP
Could you imagine how she would handle the stress of managing them?
>>12348931>>12348945You guys are more annoying than her
my FOTM VA waifu has more "talent" than yours...
>>12348980Its for the bestwhen Apple and Pank get together, bad things happen
>>12348980You are starting to become my nigga
>>12348999>tfw no plant orgy of Pikmin
>>12349003big boobs are comforting to look at.
>>12348960I've come to really like the way Mew draws the eyes
>>12348999She'd probably faint and then the Pikmin would carry her off to the onion like in the bad ending.
>>12348976You bet it is.
>>12349003Tara is fucking sexy, I want to spurt all over those monster tits while she licks the bottom of my head
>>12348999How would she handle the stress of them dying?
You're sitting down getting mad in a MLPG thread when this Pink mare slaps you in the face with her futa cock.What do you do?
>>12349003If you like her so much then draw pony Tara porn
>>12349020
remember when fighting is magic was going to be about ponies
>>12349043
>>12349045>flesh colored ponedisgusting
>>12349025I love his pony style but the scale horrifies me on some of itGiant pony heads disturb me
>>12348993I just really like ships with Pinkie in them, they just feel lighthearted and fun>>12349017Oh boy
>>12349048I wish to temporarily visit the afterlife and have Sigmund Freud personally train me in subconscious martial arts.
I liked Equestria Girls.
>>12349058>for the most distinguiised contribution to american literature for children
>>12349040>>12349026Or worse, how would she handle being force to choose between helping the pikmin thrive or letting the predator species live?
>>12349063if they don't have giant heads how else are they going to fight each other for mates?
>>12349070>those half lidded eyes
>>12349025The best part is that mew-person has his dick out right now.
>>12349038>tfw Tara voices my waifu from lost Odyssey
>>12349083Same here.It wasn't the best, and it certainly had flaws, but as a whole I enjoyed it.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PREPARE FOR SEASON 4?
>>12349070If you can look closely, her she has an apple cutie mark on her inner thigh
>>12349083
>>12349098no one cares
>>12349087She'd probably just sit in the first level forever
>>12349089You can tell even from the front, they've got ass.
Oh God I dreamt I was sent back to high school.
>>12349087>how would she handle being force to choose between helping the pikmin thrive or letting the predator species live?Nonsense, fluttershy woul;d have no problem allowing the cycle of nature continueDYERTC?>vature is so fascinating
>>12348926>love I wouldn't use that wordThey're saying it's ok
>>12349020and soft and round...
SO GUYS I WAS THINKING ABOUT JOINING THE MILITARY!
>>12349152Air Forceeverything else sucks dick
>>12349125That's because Darkmeat draws drumsticks.
>>12349152Shut up Sentenal.
Have you voted today?+11 for Rarity.
>>12349054Now that you bring it up.How is this shit going to turn out regarded its relation to the MLP fandom?It already has a following and Lauren is working on it so is guaranteed to become a thing.Is it going to be allowed in /mlp/?Equestria Daily is still supporting it, so how far are they going to keep pushing it in this fandom?It's also going to get fan art, are the Equestria Daily faggots going to also post it?I'm pretty sure at some point the dev team would prefer to cut the ties with the fandom, but probably not right now since they need the advertising.
>>12348817>the conflictoh ya i remember that. mic the microphone was in charge of the art part of EQG(why??) and there was some bullshit drama about how he always put his friends in and kicked out peopled he didnt like.
>>12349169epik meem
>inner thighMegasweet pls go
>>12349114>cutie mark on her inner thighDidnt we see that on Celestia too, why do you think that is?
>>12349127Oh yeah, forgot about that
>>12349083It was enjoyable but dropped balls all over the place in regards to the story
>>12349135Close enough.
>>12349174oh shit you can vote every day?lonk!
>>12349165JESUS I'm way behind on this guy's stuff, it's hard to keep up since I stopped using DA and the 'booru.
>>12349188Shut up BCS.
come awaywe'll go to a wonderful place
>>12349125just the way he does it
>>12349163I really don't think either the Air Force nor I would be comfortable with handing me the keys to a jet.
>>12349199It happens a lot due to the fact they mirror the legs as an animation shortcutStar intently at cloud kicker's butt here and you will see yet another example
>>12349114>>12349199The back legs on the puppets are copy/pasted so sometimes they leave the graphic symbols on the back legs by mistake.It's a flash error. It's been happening since S1. It's also the same reason ponies suddenly change cutie marks sometimes. Stuff like that is stored in one symbol and they change them.
>>12349240most people in the air force don't pilot planes though
>>12349233AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHMAI WAIFU IS A BENCH
I just got here.What was the S4 news?
>>12349247Then what the heck else do they do? Pump the cool guys' gas?
>>12349152I SPENT FOUR YEARS IN THE AIR FORCEIT'S A DIFFERENT LIFESTYLEIF YOU ARE OKAY WITH NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTROL YOUR SITUATIONAL LIFE AND HAVE APPEARANCE DEEM IF YOU ARE WORTHY THEN YA GO AHEAD
>>12349179I hope it gets big and is praised on gaming websites. That will surely rile up whoever it was who tipped off Hasbro.
>>12349264rarity is getting 0 episodes
>>12349264November 23.
>>12349230>everyone i hate is BCSsure
>>12349275What happens on November 23?
Can we have an MLPG cumshot contest to see who can shoot the biggest load
>>12349272Hasbro knew about the game well before they cancelled it, though. It got cancelled because they thought it started making money (they were part of a charity donation drive)
>>12349286Confirmed for BCS.
>>12349266I worked Materiel Management, which is just supply. Did work in a warehouse storing and distributing stuff, from nuts and bolts to circuit cards and tires.
anal sex
>>12349264completely forgettable
>>12349291SEASON 4 MOTHERFUCKERGET HYPE
>>12349297LEL
>>12349291The hiatus ends and we see what a universe in which Twilight is an alicorn looks like.
>>12349242>Stare intently at cloud kicker's buttI forgot what I was looking for>>12349246Ooooohh
>>12349266>>12349266There's a reason it's known as the "chair force"The vast majority of Airforce jobs are technical or secretarial in nature.
>>12349152
>>12349311>semicanon Season 4It's gonna suck
>>12349269I like following routines and not drawing attention to myself.
>>12349272Is guaranteed to become big.Is furry fodder and the fighting game community is huge, plus it has Lauren faust. It could get bigger than Skullgirls.I'm just annoyed that we are getting that instead of fighting ponies.>That will surely rile up whoever it was who tipped off Hasbro.keep dreaming, Hasbro doesn't give a fuck and they don't want ponies associated with fighting because parents and little girls don't like fighting games
>>12349306>>12349311Seriously? Hot damn!
http://tikyotheenigma.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FIM-I-m-Cute-Right-388148574faust reminds me of the babethe babe with the powerwho's got the power?who do?you do!
>>12348924I'm so sorry, here's a pank
>>12349343I hope they leave it nice and open for modding.
So what are your plans for November 23rd and new pone?I am going to get super drunk and watch stram
>>12349312
>>12349312Never look too far into flash. You'll start noticing how they put things together in shows and it'll kill some of the magic.Unless you're watching Johnny Test, then it's just hilariously bad.
>>12349297funny joke
>>12349229I reeally dislike JoeyDarkmeat's non pony stuffThe problem is that he does a lot of anthro stuff but he still has the same style for drawing their faces and whatnot. He might have a good grasp on form and anatomy but the way he draws those cartoony faces/eyes on realistically proportioned body gives a lot of his work a very amateurish, and just plain goofy, look to them. Pony complements his cartoony style perfectly
>>12349343>Faust fighting game bigger than SkullgirlsI am okay with this
>>12349374Masturbate furiously.
>>12349374wake up early and watch it in footie pajamas with a bowl of cereal on one side and my laptop for MLPG thoughstpam on the other side.
>>12349378>it'll kill some of the magicI for one find it fascinating and I appreciate the efforts of animators all the more (and get a sense of just how far fan animations miss the mark, too).
>>12349374I wanna run a 24 hour stream of every episode.
>>12349152I thought about joining but Im not military material. That and all my family and friends would alienate me for the rest of my life
>>12349298Doesn't sound bad at all!I really wouldn't mind most jobs, even if they were repetitive, or boring, or even put me in a situation that wasn't all that safe. After my last job working in a retail setting I just hate working face to face with the general population, which seems to be all that's really available in my area.
What if Milky Way and the Galaxy Skullgirls
>>12349370>I hope they leave it nice and open for modding.Oh, you really love dreamin.No, we are never getting FiM fighting game.Again, the devs at this point probably don't give shit about ponies anymore and they don't need to.They have an original IP that they can actual profit from unlike it would have been if they kept going with ponies
>>12349378>Johnny TestGod damn that show, I remember watching the first seasons on the WB when they first aired. How the hell did It get so bad?>>12349375Learning flash?
>>12349342They decide your routine and can change it any way they see fit. You do get some leeway, but have to earn it through competition of others who also want it (base to live at, promotion, etc) but they can pull the rug from under your feet if they "need" to. Also, you have to appear motivated and social. There is something called an Evaluation of Personel Report. What it does is gauge your worth. It's numbered 1-5 with 5 being the highest. 1 or 2 and you will probably be kicked out. 3 is average worker. 4 or 5 is needed to get into Sargent ranks since the EPR is used to see if you are worthy of promotion. You have to draw attention to yourself.
>>12349407>That and all my family and friends would alienate me for the rest of my lifeThe fuck? Why?
>>12349374>wake up 6am EST>Light the fireplace>pour son nice scotch>wait for pone
>>12349404Most fan animations I come across seem to animate things TOO much a lot of the time.You really don't shouldn't make everything move constantly when animating, it's just unsettling and looks unnatural for some reason.
>>12349382I like his tf2 drawings
>>12349416After the first season they started making it in flash. If I remember correctly season one of Johnny Test was animated traditionally.
>>12349413>Milky Way SkullgirlsStrangely enticing. Also, my favorite Milky Way girl is Pluto. Who is yours?
>>12349337Shutup already
>>12349427It's not just tween abuse, is it?
>>12349408Instead of "general population" you will have to deal with the appearance of the military, which is similar but it's own can of worms. Things like lying about your appearance and how you feel will still be used.
>>12349434oh, well that's a whole different story since he's drawing closer to the game style. Have you seen his anthro stuff? you'll see what I mean
>>12349434me too
>>12349437It just looked so fluid and the flash made it look stiff and lazy, isn't it on it's 7th season now?
>>12349448>>12349427It's called overanimating, pick up a copy of the Animator's Survival Kit and Don Bluth's DVD set and the Art of Animation and profit.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11182960/
>>12349477>you are not allowed to view this image
>>12349295How would you even do that, have them cum into a beaker with the volume marked?
>>12349442Mars Pluto is second
>>12349474Something like that. There's a lot of pony talent on that show too. It's scary how incestuous the VA industry is.
>>12349477that is NOT my fetish
>>12349421>The fuck? Why?various circumstances. Most of them are either anti-military or ciminals
>>12349420Oh I'm a great worker sure, I mainly meant "draw attention to myself" in terms of dressing or behaving oddly. Pretty much going all out to appear "normal" as to not gain any criticism. I was a bit of weird kid growing up, mostly from 10th grade and below, and got some flak for it, so since then I've turned into a bit of an average Joe as far appearances go.
>>12349458Okay, yeah I agree with you on that front.
>tfw irisho-oh..
>>12349492I guessI was going use a cough syrup measuring cup to measure my normal load but I keep losing patience and can't edge for more than two days
>>12349493>curvy Mars with those boobs and hips and slender little hoof-feet... I'll be in my bunk
Ugh, when Fighting is Magic is finally released, shit is going to get annoying for us who only gave a shit about the game because it had ponies.All pony sites are going to report and talk about it even though is not pony, probably even MLPG will be creaming its pants for their new cow/llama/alpaca waifu. That would be a great time to take a break.
>>12349448Well take Children of the Night for example. For the most part it's pretty decent but at some parts they have Luna moving her head constantly while also singing and flying. It can just get too busy and kinda muddle things up. I've never read up on the subject, but overanimating usually happens when the animator thinks that adding more to a scene or one character will make the quality higher, but it's not always true. It's kinda like quantity over quality, I guess.
>>12349452That's strange, I live in a very Liberal area and yet nearly everyone here seems to instantly have high respect for someone they know is or was in the military.
>>12349492I don't have the supplement stack.
>>12349548Oops, meant for: >>12349511
>>12349540>he doesnt have the Fightan is magic leak that has the ponies
>>12349499if Johnny can go on for that long we better get at least another two seasons.>incestuouswhat a peculiar choice of words
>>12349529How do you get it in there without spilling any? I always cum with a lot of force so it splatters when it hits the cup, the first few spurts fly out fast and will easily go over my head. I had to switch to paper towels instead of toilet paper because I cum so much that the toilet paper gets soggy and rips. Paper towels are stronger and more absorbent.
>>12349558>playing unfinished shit
>>12349474Yeah, and they've made like six different racing episodes already or something like that.>>12349499Ashleigh Ball was one of the Test sisters for a while there. Canadians are all about hopping from show to show.
Americans each eat 18lbs of bacon every year.
>>12349542don't you mean quality over quantity, CC?
>>12349577I eat bacon only once every few months or so
>>12349516Average Joe will let you stay, but not stick out. If you want to make it in the military, you have to be what they want, which is a motivated individual. Have to do things like be social, college, community services, volunteer for extra duty, and be good at your job to top it all off. Otherwise you will float and people will move you around because they think that if you aren't going to control your life, then they get to.
>>12349295hard mode: no supplements
>>12349025that fucking picture
>>12349574>playing
>>12349577the lightbulb was invented
>>12349577I wish I could have that much bacon
>>12349493>>12349535I know how you feel... fucking MSoB.Also, women don't need bunks.
>>12349561Incestuous as in everyone knows everyone, and everyone is in everything. I couldn't think of a better word to describe it.
>>12349452>Things like lying about your appearance and how you feel will still be used.I'm still not entirely sure I understand what you mean by this. Do you mean I would have to lie more as far as my opinion about something is concerned?
>>12349577Mexico has surpassed america in having the highest obesity rate among adults and children
I'm gonna work on drawing sexy Pluto and PK's ponysona with a tongue the length of her whole bodyIt's pretty much just an OC made as fetish fuel because I'm a herpetophile/reptile lover, hue hue hue hue hue
>>12349295I have hyperspermia.http://i.imgur.com/KALuN9P.gif
>>12349605I don't like this OC
>>12349577I eat maybe 2lbs of it a year.
>>12349561The difference between MLP and Johnny Test is that Johnny Test is made for super cheap. Cartoon Network basically loses no money on the show, and sine they hardly ever make new assets they don't have to put too many work hours into it either.
>>12349576Libman is the mother. Francis is the guy the two sisters always go for.
>>12349605>you will never have massive cleavage in which you can smuggle contraband
>>12349622BullshitTimestamped video or gtfo
>>12349063NOT GIANT ENNOIGH
>>12349622are you sterile? or have any other health problem associated with that?
>>12349622>100mL
>>12349622>you will never provide daily relief for a stallion with hyperspermia
>>12349634It took some doing but they finally found a show worst than Johnny Test to voice act in.And of course I'm talking about Pacman's Ghost Adventures.
>>12349605MSOB more Twist when
>>12349590No derpy don't be sad derpy
>>12349576>six different racingChrist those fuckers sure do love to race, but in their defense going fast is pretty sweet.So basically it's a cashcow they keep on life support because people keep watching?>>12349612Intertwined
>>12349613Pretty much. You have to be what they want. If you aren't that, then you have to lie, otherwise they'll see you as "unable to adapt to military lifestyle". If I was honest about how I felt about things, I would of been dishonorably discharged because I hate lies and doing things for the sake of appearance only. You are either a better tool to be used, or a waste of time.
>>12349577>tfw you don't eat any sort of pork productsLook at me, I get to be a special snowflake amongst American statistics.Whee.
>>12349646I am DEFIANTLY NOT sterile.The only thing bad about it is that I need to cum twice a day, or I get severe pain in my prostate and testicles.Well, that and cleanup is a bitch.
>>12349678IS IT GOING TO FALL OVER?IS SHE STILL DREAMING?
>>12349678Are you eating beef in place of pork? You need your regular meat intake to maintain American citizenship.
>>12349657Dude has a lot on his plate. I want more stories with her, but it's not gonna happen.
>>12349699You "have" to? That must make the act of it boring after awhile, like having to draw for your job versus drawing because you want to.
>>12349622>>12349622So does that mean your orgasms are more intense, or do you just cum more than usual?
>>12349668It's nowhere near being a cash cow but it gets alright ratings. It stays alive because it's so cheap that they're pretty much guaranteed a profit off it. It's just mindless channel fluff.The reason they have so many retreads of episodes is because it allows them to reuse certain assets again and again.
>>12349642I don't normally have a thing for large ponies but wowza
>>12349657>>12349702I've cleared out twist-n-girls' inbox so I can start from square one, and I'm going to make a crossover update with pdp-bjd
>>12349700Fluttershy stronk>>12349701Oh, of course. I just can't stand pork. The texture and taste always grosses me out.
>>12349699>I am DEFIANTLY NOT sterile.Found that out the hard way?
>>12349713I'm still not bored...>>12349714I couldn't tell you if they're "more intense", I've only ever felt my own orgasms...
>>12349736THANK GOD
http://texdrawings.tumblr.com/post/56310770098/please-make-a-post-explaining-how-we-can-support-andhe is not fine
And for my next trick, I shall make all these ponies disappear!
>>12349699What's the pain from, increased pressure in the testicles? That sounds kind of fun other than the severe pain thing.
>>12349714what kind of reference would he have to possibly know that?that's like asking a woman if her orgasms are better than the average male's
>>12349759>implying there are ponies here to disapearonly semen and bacon apparently
>>12349714>>12349746Each contraction during ejaculation is very pleasurable, so yes, the larger the ejaculation, the more pleasurable it will be
>>12349736Awwwwww jeah
>>12349759And now, watch as I make this human [partially] disappear!
aaand thread went to shit
>>12349743What can I say, she wanted to know what it felt like inside.>>12349761Yeah, the cum builds up and it's more a pain in the tubes then the balls.
>>12349792God, that voice acting is fucking overacted.
>>12349736
>>12349792I don't think I'd want a blowjob from TrixieI don't want to be as into her as she is into herself
>>12349774>tfw no bacon covered pony semenNo, wait. Hold on a second.
>>12349756sllow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pahiXLh4WOA
>>12349803Thank you for gauging the quality based on your standards and informing us.
>>12349097confirmed
>>12349678>tfw you don't eat any sort of pork productsTERRORIST!!!
What would you do if you went to equestria, but all the ponies were only this big?
And now I kinda want to make an OC with hyperspermia.
>>12349812And yet my dick is still hard.
>>12349807>What can I say, she wanted to know what it felt like inside.....did she like it?
>>12349815She can work magic with that tongue and have you moaning within a minute
>>12349736Is it cleared now? I want to start spamming questions. What kind of things are you looking for? What would you like us to asks/say?
>>12349807wouldn't all that pain mean you have a higher chance for prostate cancer?
Your favorite "writer" bronies
>>12349847Tex?
>>12349807Cum on a pony fig or a printed out picture pls and take a picture of it
>>12349829You should make love to dovne at E3.
>>12349863not texjust the only pic that fit what I had in mind
>>12349815>not wanting to see the "great and powerful" Trixie being in perhaps the most compromising position possibleMaybe it's just my thing.
>>12349856Nothing stupid.
>>12349847Live as a giant for awhile until it gets too hard and expensive to sustain me, just like Gulliver's Travels.
>>12349862Except that's actually pretty funny
>>12349837FANFIC FUEL!!
>>12349862That's not Larson or AKR.
>>12349837Mew pls draw a Loiro and Bonbon version of this.
>>12349838Now you can't prove that.
Holy moly Discord is a really good villain.
>>12349868but he's gay
>>12349850She said it felt like douching.Also, she took an hour long bath.Didn't help.>>12349859Not according to the doctors. At least no link has been found.>>12349867No toys or printer here, sorry.
>>12349868Dovne, pls. Just send me an email, there's no need to go anon.
>>12349902I couldn't think of any contributors who like girls.
>>12349908>implying he'd want any of what you've got down there
Someone needs to Tweet this pic to Lauren.We all know she'd love it.
fighting is magic will never be finished
>>12349902I've made love to gay guys before, it doesn't change their sexuality nor mine and generally involves gentleness and a strap-on.Everyone gets lonely and has needs...
>>12349905I hope to do this someday but my anxiety is so bad that I either can't get hard or cum instantly
>>12349918I know for a fact that BCS has tried (unsuccessfully) to put the moves on certain people in these threads.
>>12349924epic!! XD
>>12349924>>>/mlp/
>>12349924what a slap in the face
>>12349924It's amazing how much of an improvement that skin tone makes.
>>12349901YOU ARE NOT ENDII
>>12349901De Lancie makes him, or should I call him Q.
>>12349934they've had to scrap all their art assets and start scratchand THEN they got a new (much better) engine to work onthey've basically had to restart the entire project
>>12349913MLPG is beta as fuck, everyone in this thread just wants to be beaten and raped by pone.
What's your current Nuzpone party mlpg?Who has bit the dust?
>>12349905So do you have big balls? I shoot some unusually large loads and have huge balls, not sure if it's connected
>>12349937You've got it, too?And here I thought it was a rare thing. Then again, the internet is a big place.
>>12349924>scrunchy faceneat
>>12349847Teabag Ponyville.
>>12349930
>>12349930Mewball what are you doing
>>12349895this
>>12349908So, artists send you mails and you fuck them at cons?
>>12349955I have no interest in pony for sexualI just want to chitchat with pony
>>12349955guilty as charged
>>12349875That's a little subjective. I can understand jibberish being ignored, but what kinds of questions are you going to answer? I'm assuming the "slice of life" ones are the best to use.
>>12349952you should call him john de lanciethat is his name
>>12349961I wouldn't say huge. Maybe a little big, but not huge.
I wantto draw a pony.
>>12349934It will, they have no reason not to.Specially since now they can actually profit from this
>>12349951Prove it.>>12349952MmmmmMMMmmm yes. De Lancie did a bretty gud job with emoting for him. I really hope I get to see more of him.
>>12349961...hot glue a pony
>>12349983We had a poll for that too: http://artwithoutprediction.deviantart.com/journal/poll/3816557/As you can see, pony is for cuddles
>>12350001You do__
>>12350006I don't want to be beaten, but I WOULD be Rarity's pet.
>>12349975mewball pls
>>12349924>Meghan McCarthy is watching...Hue
>>12349994why is she so cute
>>12349930I would be scared because my dick doesn't bend past 80 degrees.
Why aren't you streaming?
>>12350039ponies have snouts and big mouths so they can take all of you pretty easily
>>12350007Mmf yes perfect. I can into this show a little more now.
>>12350025
>>12349924I would if I gave a shit about Twitter.>my sides if this does get sent to her
>>12349966That's pretty common according to my psych. Just not that severe, it's normal to have occasional problems, but if you're incapable of having sex because it happens every time, that's not normal. I've had very severe OCD and anxiety since I was 8, there's really nothing you can do for sexual performance anxiety because it's entirely psychological. Even if you're not anxious it can still happen because of the psychological block
>>12350049but I'm not into vore
>>12350041because aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaastreaming's kinda scary sometimes
>>12350001>Prove it.>>12348800>Im watching them all in chronological order right now. I'm on the epplrarara slumber party episode now.
>>12349924"rudwise was" lmfao
>>12350039my nigga, I get so hard that I can't bend my penis at all, I was surprised when I first started watching porn and saw that guys could move their penis all over the place while hard, mine doesn't move an inch in any direction
>>12350057OHI thought you meant you had hyperspermia.
>>12350057>>12349966>>12349937>>12349905>>12349859>>12349807>>12349761>>12349743>>12349699>>12349646>>12349622>>12349295And you keep going and going
I hope we see more of this pony in season four. She's cute.
>>12350041because Im a scarredy catMaybe one day.>>12350070I've seen a majority of the S1 episodes, so I just kinda skipped.
>>12350086No she isn't.
>>12350049That may be true, but my cock doesn't bend that far.
>>12350078cry harder bitch nigga
>tfw hypospermia
Taking drawing requests
>>12350052
>>12350078the more you fight it, the harder it becomes
>>12350086Would you want her to be the focus of the episode, or just floating around in the background somewhere?
>>12350097why do you even come here?
>>12350106Maredusa
>>12350094I dont know, she might come back to give Sweetie Belle singing lessons
>>12350111you are right, let's join them
>>12350120to laugh at your tears
>>12350106Draw Twilight going for a walk in the park.
>>12350111More like >the harder he cums
>>12350121
>>12350057Use a cock ring or viagra, they force you to get hard. Catuaba + muira puama + longjack works really well, but don't take it unless you have problems with libido, because it turns you into a teenager in the middle of raging puberty, the random erections come back with a vengeance and you'll be horny all day.
>>12349924Replace that apple with a cupcake, then it'd be complete.
>>12350094Sucka, I will respectively disagree with your opinion so hard.>>12350117I'd like to see more of her and Rarity doing things together. They're just so fabulous.
Realistically speaking, how much of a dealbreaker virginity is to women?Let's assume she has a neutral opinion about the guy in question.
>everyone in MLPG has hypospermia>everyone in MLPG has an 8" dick
>>12350118
>>12350138>rape
MLPG is so educational, you guys know so many things about penises and horse anatomy
>>12350106Filly-pone Spike tackling Twilight/Twilicorn.
>>12350118Lyra, your legs are broken!
>>12350145It's not a dealbreaker.The deal never existed in the first place.Virgins don't get to have sex with women
>>12350138He cant >greentext midsentence
>>12350145Imagine these girls saying "we lost our virginity, can we have YOURS?"
>>12350130so edgy
>kinda cute pictureI guess I'll sav-->atryl drew itFuck, forget it.
>>12350147I'm slightly below average and my wad is tiny unless I'm really into it.
>>12350145even if you say you're not, most can tell, but let's not turn this thread into a pity party about how girls will never go out on a date with you
>>12350170>hue hue >hue
Call on MePony
>>12350145from what I understood, it's very common for girls to brag about taking a man virginity
>>12350164Women aren't allowed to like sex, so they lie. Also, fuck you for thinking a women should only of had sex with you.
>>12350142On it, gimme a second.
>>12350170
I kinda just want to draw a screencap of the show. See if I can get it close to what the show looks like.
>>12350197I wish a pony would brag about taking my virginity and have contests to see who can please me best
>>12350206Remember when Scootaloo was a recolor?
I just turned 21.Recommend me a real man's drink.
>>12350191fuck you
>>12350223Alcohol is overrated. If you wanted to drink, you wouldn't let an age limit stop you.
>>12350226What the fuck am i supposed to do with only 4 cookies?
>>12349930jesus fuck that picture is hot, oh god that cheek bulge and she's swallowing all his cum while that hot pony tongue is licking all over and oh jeez I can't take it
>>12350223Four Roses Whiskeyor Even Williams BarrelHard mode: Black Velvet
>>12350223straight rum
>tfw women get more pleasure from sex than you will ever experience while putting in an eight of the work men do>tfw you will never experience multiple full body orgasms
>>12350226Where is your cutie mark?
>>12350200Let him vent, he ain't hurtin' nobody. Sexism is only offensive when it actually impinges on something other than MUH FEELINGS
>>12350226>holding a hot pan in your mouthHow do the Cakes bake things?
>>12350223Go to a real restaurant for a nice meal and order a good wine.Don't drink liquor store swill at home on your fucking birthday.
How is it possible to play a video game that has a female companion who has had another man's cum on her face?
>>12350239She burned the others. These are the only ones that made it out edible. She tried really hard, though.
>>12350239Put em in your face yo
>>12350226t-thanks
>>12350244is shit
>>12350239Two in the pink, one in the stink.And I guess you eat the last one.
>>12350264Tell her to make them again
>>12350239She's concerned for your health.
>>12350278>Two in the pink, one in the stinkThis is an incredibly unerotic phrase
Do you think lolicon is the same as pedophilia?
>>12350251>tfw you will never know the satisfaction of faking an orgasm
If gender isn't defined at birth, then why is sexuality?
>>12350293yes
IS THAT A MOTH?
>tfw just paid for porni feel worse about my life but better about my boner
>>12350293Doesn't loli just mean little girl in Moonspeak and not specifically referring to drawn rather than photographic images?In that case technically yes.
HORSE MORE LIKE WHORSE
>>12350308I'm 22 now. What do?
>"Haha dude you're a virgin? Wtf?">"I would never date a virgin">"Lol you're a virgin! Haha"Meanwhile for females>"You're a virgin? How cute ;)">"Yeah id totally date a virgin! Id wait until she's ready">"How classy of you to keep your virginity!"Why should I give a fuck about anything?
I want to take Cherilee out to dinner, she works so hard and she seems lonely. She has a heart of gold(or purple).
Is a foot fetish a male only thing? I'd be really surprised if there were female footfags.
>>12350332did /r9k/ spam start again?
>>12350343YES
>>12350343More like /MRA/
>>12350318>not just drawing your owngood goyim
>>12350291Well I've always found it to be a very unerotic gestures.I have no idea why anyone would want to give or be given the shocker.
>>12350319NoLoli is a shortening of "Lolita"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita
>>12350343Yeah, it's that guy that spams about Sentenal. Report and hide, he's here every day for 8+ hours.
>>12350350>QUICK EVERYONE TURN ON EQD
>>12350381WHAT?
At what age are women at their most desirable?
>>12350313
>>12350395CELESTIA WAS JUST ASSASSINATED HOLY SHIT
>>12350359>tfw your drawing skills are just good enough that you can make acceptable porn for yourself
>>12349895ha
>>12350401Ponies can't murder
>>12350341do you not remember the footjob part of the midna flash???
>>12350404it's wonderful
>>12350404it doesn't quite capture the original.
>>12350404that little upturn on Bon's mouth makes her look kind of smug but it's pretty great
>>12350422Footjobs are my favorite. Sweaty Dash rubbing her smelly feet in my face and then sitting on my face while giving me a toejob is what I'd wish for
>>12350403>tfw your imagination is able to literally make the porn of your dreams for yourself whenever you want
>>12350404most excellent
>>12350410trayvon pony deserved to die
>>12350304there's no satisfaction in it
have any of you ever sent nudes to a girl?
>>12350404
>>12350385Relax anon, it's just the lowest common denominator thinning cutting itself out of the gene pool. Rules of nature state that when something becoes to populate, a method of reducing their numers occurs. It's only natural for them cut themselves off from any future generations
>>12350463
>be on PC>everything on screen feels real>go outside>the world feels unrealI guess I should get therapy, huh?
>>12350458no /pol/ shenanigans allowed today or no computer for a week
I'd fuck the majority of you here99% sure I wouldYes I am a grill
>>12350403>>12350451>tfw you have been drawing your own porn to satisfy your sexual urges but will never share it online
>>12350496tits or gtfo
>>12350385...so?
>>12350433yeah i know. ponos dont have shoulders or lips so i didnt really interpret those expressions well at all
>>12350404Why is Egoraptor a pony?
>>12350471I sent Rediv a gif of myself cumming.
I wish MLPG was a place you could physically go to
pony got into your stuff
>>12350465Cumming is fun for like 5 seconds and then you feel bad because it wasn't as good as you thought it would be
>>12350463I'm glad someone saved the cap I made.
Anyone else just drink while they're browsing or watching shit?
>>12350339you and me bothI'd love to make Cheerilee feel beautiful
>>12350487I'm in therapy, didn't help.Also, this purple and orange filly's name is Morph Majesty.
>>12350451>tfw you have near-eidetic memory for particular events, but your imagination likes going places you don't want it to
>>12349924>>12350142>>12350203Here you go. Now it's ready for Faust to behold.
>>12350487I get the same feeling, the computer starts feeling normal.
>>12350520pls no
so i know the date is november 23rd but do we have a time yet?11am EST like last season?
>>12350517post it, I just want to see your thick cum spurting out of your achingly hard cock, your balls heaving with every shotno homo
>that feel when playing on the same map for almost 2 years, and having no desire to even try another
>>12350527get out of my stuff ponythat's my stuff
>>12350471sortai once tried to pose as a friend of mine in order to coerce random sluts on the internet to write his name on their tits for their birthday but that plan blew up in my face and i ended up whoring myself out for nothing in retuen
>>12350532She's a plain jane, simple, cheerful, and easygoing. She'd be a great wife.
>>12350556>tfw cannot stay away from League for more than a week even though I hate it
>>12350531mai niggaSteel reserve here.>inb4 swillIt's cheap and the store is just a block away from my home
Let's play a gameThe person who finds the worst comic winshttp://thunderhawk03.deviantart.com/art/Would-you-384712878
pony's leg is starting to get infectedpony is not sure how long they will live without medical attention
>>12350550id assume so
>>12350520I think it would change considering people not knowing who you are helps.
>>12350576women care about that?
>>12350589But anon not even I know who I am
>>12350581will pony let me amputate?I have a precise circular saw and I think I can get a clean cutwe're all going to die if we try to breach the hospital
reminder that twilicorn is taller than all of her friends now
>>12350564return, ratherwhy is it that every time i do something nice for someone, it always blows up in my face?
>>12350581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ksm8MVDnfY
>>12350608and she's only going to get bigger, right?
>>12350597>tfw first time doing it I didn't cum til four hours in
>>12350501I knew there had to be other people who did this but I never thought I'd come in contact with one
Remember when we TRIED to look like we were on topic?
>>12350564>>12350610this story will never stop being hilarious to me
>>12350597not reallywomen only care about themselves
>>12350581I'll be sure she goes to a nice upstate ranch where she can play with all her pony friends.
>>12350627There's a topic?
>>12350538Fukken saved.
>>12350604And yet the article draws no conclusions as to whether or not this has a noticeable impact on sexual pleasure (protip: it doesn't)
>>12350626This after she just said she really really dislikes her.
>>12350535>>12350535>rape
>>12350632so are you telling me mlpg is full of women?
>>12350538Redheads are super cute
>>12350527what stuff? this is very important and will determine my next course of action
>>12350634>pump action riflepfffffffffffff
>>12350634
>>12350538In a way, this is worse than sending her porn.
>>12350520>a big room with bean bag chairs and armchairs just strewn about randomly>anons sit around and talk about ponies>some are on laptops>ponies walk around and you can pet them as they pass>sometimes they'll lay on your lapThat's how I always imagined it to look
>>12350604>Most mem measured their penis while aloneMuh huge peenis
>>12350656Lauren obviously dyes
>>12350654>implyingwe only care about contributefags and shitpostingnothing selfish about that
>>12350648For whom?According to surveys, women prefer average sized penises.A penis thinner than the average is much worse than one shorter than the average.
>>12350659look at what is being loaded in to the gun, anonI don't think that's a rifle
>>12350666>odd purple bean bag chair
>>12350660He looks so hurt...
>>12350631it was his 18th birthdayi was trying to get him some legal titties
>>12350604>getting your data off the internet>7x6 is average
>>12350560You can't like"Own" stuff dude
>>12350681those are clearly magazines
>>12350666>privacy partitions like the ones that divide urinals so people can masturbate in relative privacy>some troublemaker is gonna drill a gloryhole into each one
>>12350604This doesn't surprise me. I knew that "5.5" average was utter bs
>>12350677you only care when they're not making stuff for you
>>12350680I feel like if you guys had basic knowledge of sexual acts, you wouldn't care as much about your dicks.
broken english anon pls go
>>12350694>not having blacktext glory holes come standard
>>12350684>...I'm sorry, I just wanted to shoot my gun.>We're still friends, right?
>>12350682
>>12350680LMAO have fun spoon fucking a girl with your tiny dick
>>12350691you can when you have a jobof course, I wouldn't expect a lazy pegasus to know anything about work
I wish pony was real...
>>12350691Wow her legs are broken.
>>12350691scootaloo your LEG AUUUGGHH
>>123506046 inches.Wish it was smaller, makes me feel too masculine.
We need more horoscope pony art.
>>12350699The 5.5 average was based on doctor measurements. This new one is based on measurements made by men alone in a room.Which one do you think is more likely to be bullshit?
>>12350715>you will never get transformed into Fluttershy and have to act like to not raise suspicion>you will never be completely taken advantage of by all your friends and unable to do anything about it
>>12350715
>>12350714>mountain dew is banned from the office due to constant sticky floors
>>12350604Is that erect or flaccid?
>>12350604>most men measured their penises while alone>while alone>no verification"Yep, it's 8", doc!"
>>12350694>not tiny broom closet sized rooms that are soundproofed and stocked with tissues, lube, dragon dildos, etc.
>>12350694>the Twifags and Lunafags go out back to fight over who has the worst taste in pone>the rest of us place bets on who will win>secretly we hope all of them die and/or get arrested
>>12350751The range was 4cm to 26cm. What guy is going to admit a 4cm peen0r?
can I start a fad for goo ponies and reptile ponies?
>>12350764Because he's not a loser who has to lie.
>>12350764Smart people, if you bring down the average then you can gladly trumpet how you're bigger.
>>12350723Nothing you purchase if ever really owned man.It's only, like, "rented" in the long run.
>>12350762Today, it is a good day to be a Pinkiefag.
>>12350740>>12350738>>12350715Post/Write/do more transformation stuff
>>12350773I think the goo pony thing passed, but I'd support a revival
>>12350604>self reported
>>12350796I miss when Cteno was a pony...
>>12350798The data is from a condom sizing study.Accurate measurements are necessary to get the right size condoms. I got a free magnum sample. It was huge. Not tight at all. I could not have sex with it.
>>12350737>men alone in a room.tendencies to lie or push down at the base
>>12350795ask the TF generalunfortunately half of them seem to rather write about their adventures in ponyville after they wake up as a pony rather than actual transformation stuff
>You have already reported this post, or someone with your IP has already reported it.>every single spam postJesus H Christ, manual spamming must be a killer on your wrists, I thought you guys were kidding when you said that there are people here who literally spend most of their day shitposting and replying to themselves
>>12350812Cteno was never a ponyIt was all a clever ruse
>>12350773I don't think you get to decide what becomes a fad.
>>12350820So you overestimated your penis.
>>12350795you first
>>12350604Did a high school kid write that abstract?
>>12350826>thinking dick discussiong is spam
scared yellow horse
>>12350784wowyou're totally blowing my mind, Scootslet me just throw away all my stuff and go live in a dirt hut in the forest
>>12350823there is always the other kind of transformation
>>12350831I can draw it/put it on my "art wishlist for when muse visits me" and cross my fingers.As they say, all good art takes time, no one makes a masterpiece overnight.
>>12350851copy pasted directly from /r9k/
>>12350853She's not scared, she's just falling with style
>>12350784you can own the earth, but stillall you'll own is earthuntil....
>>12350851it was originally from /r9k/
WE'RE FAMILY BUT SO MUCH MORE
>>12350859I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE FLUTTERPANTIES LE EPIN MAYMAY
>>12350859nobad anonymousbad
>>12350604>self reported measurementsI've got a 16" dick and my flare is 9" around
>>12350887>bcs is that LE EPIN MAYMAY guyI'm learning so much today.
>>12350835I had a dream that I turned into a pony.There.Post more TF stuff please
>>12350451Who's the sword on the right?
>>12350859I is it always fluttershy that's being degraded and humiliated?I don't even like her but this is really off putting
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon WHAT TIME IS IT?HAT TIME
>>12350893Macintosh pls let me touch your penis
>>12350893horses do not belong on the internet
>>12350879I WISH I COULD BUT ALL MY LINEART COMES OUT SO INCOMPLETE LOOKING AND IT REALLY DISCOURAGES ME FROM COLORING IT SO NOW I'M SHITTY AT COLORING AND DRAWING
>>12350907it's a pokemon
>>12350911I hat you, Hatanon.
>>12350909Because she's a shy and submissive character.
Women have longer lasting, more "pleasurable" orgasms...But men can have more orgasms, in a shorter amount of time, and achieve them far easier than a woman can.
>>12350906I guess that worksI could dump a bunch of mediocre images but I don't think that would really be productive and I already did that in the /unf/ thread
>>12350905Pretty sure it's Not Ben Stiller. It may surprise you to know this but I, too, can use a phrase someone else has used without resorting to samefagging.People flip out way more when I'm anonymously drawfagging than when I'm tripped and filtered. Trust me on that one.
>>12350911considering the OP, I'm surprised this did not happen sooner
>>12350911>you will never play Counter-Strike with mlpg>you will never play Counter-Strike with ponies
>>12350928I wish I was a horseBecause then I could fuck you to death.
>>12350897>all female respondentsWhat a sexist heteronormative survey.
>>12350897I know this is manual spam but these answers are all expected. If I was asked "Does the size of the ass matter" or "Do the size of the tits matter" I would definitely say yes but that doesn't mean I wouldn't bang or fall in love with a girl that doesn't have either of those./soc/ doesn't understand that when people are horny they will fuck almost anyone.
what can you do if you have a naturally pissed off face?>why are you so sad today?>why are you in a bad mood?i'm really not, how do i avoid this?
>>12350964I'm no better at CS than I am at L4D2
>>12350919>HonedgeHuh, thanks.
>>12350964I'm gladThat gilda is a hackerYou cant have a silencer on a P90
http://www.vocaltwit.com/5803
>>12350920
Women generally would not want to date a virgin.Blame sexual revolution and feminism. Females can want sex and admit it.
>>12350986is that you isaac
>>12350986that's okay I'm not great at CS either>>12350993that's because she's actually playing MW3
>>12350978>i know is spam>respond anyways>every time
What would a poll of ponyville stallions look like?
>>12350943>anonymously drawfaggingWhen was the last time you drew anything
>you will never get to strangle Wil Wheaton with Felicia Day's intestines
>>/soc/ doesn't understand that when people are horny they will fuck almost anyone.Standards go way down after 3 AM, especially if you're alone and sad. The answer to "what do?" is almost always "fap" or "let's watch cartoons/play video games"
>>12351014What can I say I'm really gay.
Has anyone here had a pedophilic experience or been a victim of it?
>>12351015>Bullshit responses all over the place>Researcher sees Big Mac's form>Eyes go wide>"D-do you take after your sister? O-on the honesty front I mean">"Eyup"
>>12351041FBI pls
>>12351021It's like you don't even read the thread, anon.
>trying to draw>mlpg wants to play tf2Decisions, decisions...
>>12351041Yeah man! Cancun, Spring Break of 79' whoooo!
>>12351015well, they can't really measure themselvesI'd volunteer to help but only if I can do a taste-test too
>>12351041>be 8>raped by obese female cousin
When I was like 7 years old I played with my one year less cousin. We did the other erotic massages. We did it many times during years. When I was 11 she gave me a handjobIs it normal?Now I am 18, would she still want?
http://grooveshark.com/s/Get+Up+Korn/3ZzbcP?src=5zed001 is a qt
JUMP UPMAKE A SOUNDSTOMP YOUR HOOVESJUMP AROUND
>>12351056>finally fire up SAI>draw a circle>IT'S HATS TIME NIGGAS
>>12351087>you will never clap your hooves or do a little shake
>>12350917POST IT SO WE CAN HELP
let us talk of pones and ice cream
>>12351084Sex play in kids is pretty normal, they're curious and don't really associate it with the issues grownups attach to everything. Most likely she would not want, I have no desire to fuck the relatives I played with as a kid.
>>12351091have fun with your hats appledan
>>12351087BE QUIET, PONY
>>12351041My neighbor/friend is a loli and teases me all the time. She turned me into a lolicon.
>>12351111T-thanks
>>12351102I already tossed it. Anatomy/positions/proportions I have no real problem with. The real problem I guess is that I was trying to make an OC in a new style.
>>12351118>loli>loliconWhy do you use these terms? Unless you are an anime, that should be "little girl" and "pedophile".
>>12351103>pony>ice cream*pomf*link to where to buy so I can throw money at them?
>>12351121>reponding to BCSI really didn't want to filter you, but now I have to.
Which pony is the biggest tease while giving head?
>>12351041Whenever I'm in public I do everything in my power to avoid touching or looking at children out of fear that someone will think I'm a pedophile and form a lynch mob to fucking murder me.
>>12351041>my daddy raped me and i liked it but now he's dead, who will ever rape me again?
>>12351141I try to forget she's a little girl. And that she made me a pedophile who views little girls in a sexual manner.
>>12351121s-s-she think i'm c-c-cute tsuntsun.jpg
>>12351142Do you have an OC that more or less your representation, BCS?Pone or not.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATS HATS HATS
BCS, please stop lying about getting raped.I'm a REAL rape survivor and what you do is disrespectful and disgusting.
>>12351147You were going to filter me anyway manJust go on and get it over with
>>12351041I had a dream that I was turned into a filly and a bunch of older stallions had their way with me, I remember crying a lot and screamingThat counts, right?
>>12351147Thank you for responding to a responder to something you don't like and talking about it. No, it doesn't apply to me because I'm allowed to be a hypocrite.
HAHA FILTERED FOR LIKING WHAT I DO NOT LIKE
>>12351037What can you do when "fap" or "watch cartoons / play video games" just doesn't cut it anymore?
>>12351157I have an 11 or 12 year old neighbour who's really cute. We have exchanged glances more than once, but I think it makes me look creepy as fuck so I stopped doing that.I fantasize about her sometimes though. Having cute little neighbors is suffering.
>>12351196
>>12351142they only exist in spicland
>>12351179Why do i just love the scrunchy face so much?What is it about that stupid face that makes me love it so much?
>>12351182I'm going to filter you so I can be the only one in the thread who waifus Harshie
>>12351182>GG will never monstergal quest
>>12351198I've known her for six years she's 13 now her brother and I are friends so naturally we also became friendsI'm pretty sure she wants to fuck
>>12351150Flutterbitch. When you cum in her mouth, she opens up to show you the big load you just gave her, swallows, then goes "momma's SO proud".
>>12351207we may never know
>>12351205>pink RDew ew ew ew ew ew ew I can't stop thinking of her eating out a girl who's on her period!
I want to have loving consensual sex with pony
Christ, you people need to take your molesterol
What's the best way to killyourself?
>>12351230but i don't want to grow boobs
>>12351228I want pony to overpower and take advantage of me
>>12351236Fuck a horse, then get caught by the owner
>>12351230When I was 8 my black best friend talked me into doing some really gay shit. I guess it isn't really molestation since we were the same age and I technically agreed, but I felt pretty coerced into it.Looking back it is pretty awkward to think about, but I don't think it really negatively impacted my psyche or anything. I'm really timid around other guys in general but I think that is because I never felt like my dad was proud of me.
>>12351219Fuck her because she's your friend, not because she's a little girl
>>12351171Nipah~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KEzGXX-XLk
>>12351236see >>12351203Don't do something with a low lethality unless you're a fucking faggot attention whorealso try not to leave a mess, that's just rude
>>12351236Take a father to a secluded area and tell him you raped his daughter.I mean, maybe it's not the 'best' way, but it's the most effective.
>>12351246
>>12351226>not liking the special sauce
>>12351242My nigga, this show has so many sexy villains to give me my femdom fix
>>12351242i want griffon to abduct me and keep me at home as her sex slave
>>12351264
>>12351242I want pony to turn me into her little pe
>>12351261Explosives seem pretty attention whore-y to me
>>12351221>momma's SO proudwhy is this so hot, when she said it in the show it gave me a semi
>>12351242I want Diamond Tiara to dominate me in completely nonsexual ways until I cum in my pants.
>>12351207It's cute
what's an easy disability to fake? im going to college and would hate having a job while studying
>>12351198You should get to know her and build up that trust. You may genuinely like her as a person, or she may benefit from having a mature friend like you in these formative years
>>12351279pet*Specifically, fluttershy's little pet.I'd assume she never seen a human and then I would act all feral like.She probably likes to help "relieve" her pets while calling them cute names.
>>12351280You'd need to get ahold of dynamite or something, a pipe bomb or something would only maim you. You need a high explosive so the shockwave scrambles your brain. Black powder bombs don't cause much damage from the actual explosion, it's the flying pieces of metal that kill.
>>12351073>obesefucking sick, man
>>12351309But what if i end up liking her sexually?
>>12351261Low lethality with little mess? Easy. Buy 5 pounds of powdered iron, 2 pounds of powdered aliminium and a roll of magnesiummix the two powders together and use the magnesium as a fuse, put the powder on a shelf or in a container above you or something and light it up
>>12351327You don't already?
>the ice cream isn't available
>>12351268It wouldn't have to be femdom, I'd be just as happy with Blueblood or any other stallion >>12351272yeah, that would be pretty awesome
>>12348971She rides a lot of bike, if that means anything.
>>12351313no, she probably doesn't
>>12351226>pink RDI imagine it as Rose, myself.
>>12351313Aw, do you need some help, little guy? Oh my, you're so swollen, just hold still so momma can kiss it and make it all better.
>>12351242>Babs Seed will never pin you down and fart on your face.
>>12351295>faking>not cutting off your own leg for an educationStep it up, senpai.
>>12351320
Would you guys like a drawing/coloring/whatever stram in 30 minutes?
>tfw no ice creamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2sth6CzjI0; n ;
>>12351320>that filename
>you will never move to Equestria and find out that your neighbor is Pip-chan>You will never exchange glances a few times but stop after awhile because you think its too creepy of you>You will never watch lustfully from your windows as Pip-chan frolics to and from school in cute little outfits each day
>>12351333thermite doesn't explode, it'd just burn the shit out of you
>>12348993Anon confirmed for good tastes.
>>12351322Going for ammonium nitrate would be a lot better.
>>12351368Male horses don't do a thing for me, winking pony pussy is where it's at, son.
>>12351370Who said anything about explosives? You can't have clean and explosive together.
>>12351349Yes she does.
>>12351362YES
>>12351370oh yeah? And I bet you think the WTC just fell down by itself?
>>12351384well I'm glad you cleared this up for me since you would know this so much better than I
>>12351350
>>12351379>you will never gently massage Caramel's bloated horseballs
>>12351401It's always nice to help someone.
>>12348993>Twinkiemy nigga
>>12351376AN is pretty difficult to get ahold of without getting yourself put on a watch list, plus you'd need to make a primary to detonate it. ANFO needs a blasting cap to detonate it, Al Qaeda uses HMTD or TATP which you can make out of chemicals from walmart, but have a tendency to be extremely sensitive and go off for no reason.
>>12351355unf.
>>12351362Just a heads up, there's a post in the hypnosis thread on /unf/ from that Charles Pranson that looks like it's aimed at you.
>>12351283The thought of something being so incredibly sexy that you blow it without even getting undressed has no business being this appealing
guess what ship time it is
>>12351428Don't finish yet, momma's gonna go extra slow and lick all the good spots so you feel all better
>>12351442>yellow and whiteRarishy?
>>12351440The orgasm itself would be disappointing, but the humiliation of being mocked by her for cumming in your pants would be worth it
>>12351283>tiaragod damn it vrex
I'm an atheist, but sometimes I feel like I want to believe in something. I feel tempted by Christianity, but I just can't believe. Also, isn't it weird that the term "euphoric" has become associated with atheism? Euphoria is something very religious to me, like speaking in tongues, crying with joy and so on. What should I do?
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon You guys can always flee from BCS in hereThere is no more micspam anymore
>>12351437Ohh yeah, I see it.>HIS colorUh, I colored that one myself.
>>12351442ha ah time for Trueblood
>>12351419where i come from ammonium nitrate is pretty easy to get by, and it's not like gasoline or diesel and magnesium are hard to get either
Who told ya 'bout this place? I'll kill 'em.
my little ponies got no damn business being this sexy
>>12351477fuck off, holy shit
>>12351477yeah but i live too far from the server so i'd lag heapsbloody yanks.
>>12351477my files are all corrupt, basically have to reinstall
i wish i could show bcs what real rape feels likeby raping her
>>12351475You should post ponies.
>>12351472Just to let you know I am currently masturbating to this.please continue
>>12351522stop responding you dork
>tfw sating all my bodily desires with food, porn and relaxationMy physical self wishes for nothing, it has no need to interfere with my consciousness. I am enlightened and I have a profound sorrow for people with jobs, they might never reach this state.
>>12351483Yeah, I remember there was another coloured version of that pic that I don't have handy to post (RIP derpibooru), so I assume that was his and he's thinking you based it off his. Should be easy to set straight.
>>12351525oops meant to reply to>>12351455
>>12351520How very edgy and grimdark of you. A little maggot like you, anon, cannot possibly please someone like me unless you're into masochism and cutting.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/61684/1/how-to-handle-grownups/how-to-handle-grownups
>>12351492It's pretty annoying that ever since portal every game has to be LOL SO FUNNAY XD in the most overdune and least subtle way.In the case of this game it seems like they crammed in every shitty joke and reference they could in the vain hope that one of them might actually be funny.The very very very few lines that were funny got swept away in a hurricane of groanworthy shit.
>>12351440>Diamond Tiara's dad buys you as Tiara's slave>She keeps you on a leash and leads you around town on the weekends>She always keeps you in a very revealing maid outfit>Your so horny for pones that all she has to do is laugh her condescending laugh at you, maybe throw a few insults about how pathetically small your penis is, and maybe lift her tail just a bit for you, and you spurt all over yourself shamelessly, every single time>She goes around showing off her pet to all the other little ponies in town>"Hey, Scootaloser, come here, wanna see what I can make my pet do?"
>>12351547I'm into sadism and cutting.
>>12349950Indeed.
I just want DT to pin me down and ride me harddomination is awesome, but I can't unf to humiliation/degradation
>>12351547yeah no i think i'd just fuck your mouth shut.
>>12351544noyou didn't
Does anyone here have a comfort object? Either an old blanket or stuffed animal from childhood, or something else?I'm 20 and I still have the blanket my grandma made for me when I was born.
That fic turned south rather quickly
>>12351566Unf
>>12351485Here's what I don't get. If Blueblood is Celestia's nephew, then who is her sister? Luna was banished so it couldn't of been her.
>>12351589Just keep reading
>>12351561agreedI would rather be human Silver Spoon's little pony pet
>>12351589>those switching verbs tensesLadies and gentlemen, the average fanfic writer.
>>12351550I enjoyed BL1 and BL2 greatly and try not to get hung up on internet memes (of which there weren't actually that many) and Handsome Jack is probably among my favorite videogame antagonists for his writing.
>>12351525
>>12351609She's Princess Twilight's son from the future sent back into the past.
>>12350596Best human derpy.
>Depression is highly heritable>It has deleterious effects on health, career opportunities, and overall quality of lifeWhy isn't there a "check your happy privilege" movement?
someone should draw twilight sparkle like this (not me, i feel lazy)
>>12351622what dis
For god's sake, surely a day's worth of reports is enough.I know we're pretty low on the moderation totem, but Christ.
have you ever had a mancrush on someone?what qualities did you find attractive in them?
>>12351622Does Celestia just impulsively turn things to stone or what?
>>12351642Looks like a crying Faustacorn.
>>12351640Because there are a lot of people in this world who refuse to believe that people do not experience the world in the same way as they do.
I'm at the ponyhutI'm at the ponybell
I miss Faust...
>>12351661yeah but where's it from
>>12351656Sure, Andrej Pejic>what qualities did you find attractive in them?Same as everyone else?
>>12351544>>12351525Oh my goodness, you're leaking, I guess you like when momma licks the tip like that with her soft tongue, it's so nice and warm, isn't it? You're such a good boy, only a little more and we'll be all done.
>>12351640Because checking privilege is a retarded idea. It's pretty much saying "go fuck yourself"
>>12351651Get on IRC, the mods actually do respond if you need help
>>12351640depressed people aren't exactly motivated to go make happy people check their privelege
>>12351678That recent fan animationChildren of the Night I think it's called?
>>12351656Tom Brady or Justin TimberlakeI would trade lives with either of them in a heartbeat
>>12351678Looks like it's in the middle of Ponyville, which doesn't really make any sense
>>12351639that leaves a bad taste in my mouth as >>12334161
>>12351656by mancrush do you mean admiration/envy/respect for them, a desire to be their friend, or sexual feelings?
Daily dosehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TEPkDJhyX4UDamn, them little changelings got it goin' on. What isn't it to like?
>>12351651Oh, I'm sure they've read your reports.They just don't agree with you.
>>12351651I don't understand how someone can shitpost for an entire day.
>>12351712shit, better set myself to offline
>>12351640there isit's called mental health awareness and them suicide hotlineslol taboono one wants to talk about how shit life is and how not crazy it is to want to live
>>12351718It's canterlot
>>12351712>better set my self to bus->>12351729Fuck, nevermind this would be better.
>>12351674Care to elaborate perchance?
>>12351719I don't follow
>>12351726Dude has obvious mental and emotional problems, he's like a battered wife that keeps coming back. He can't get attention anywhere else, so this is where he gets it.
>tfw pakistaniI wish I was born Germanic in Germany so badly
>>12351712
>>12351741>just b happy>just b urself>just get over it
>>12351692I want Fluttershy to lick the precum oozing out of my piss-slit while she's suckling on my mushroom tip
