Pretty stallions edition!last thread>>12287844
>early thread>worst ship>duskiethis is worms for fishing
More fun than the colour pink!
Disgusting and embarassing.
>gay editionTime to go to sport I guess.
>tfw MLPG has been on /mlp/ longer than it ever was on /co/You think it worked out in the end? Seems like a better place for it.
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>>12294065How did Lyra became an alicorn.
>>12294033Pink doesn't exist.
>>12294086She embodied her cutie mark.
>>12294012Mares like stallions.
>>12294089Anon, please! Look at me! I exist!
>>12294099Oh, hi, Pinkie Pie. What's up?
>>12294072>that messed up linkI need more coffee.>>12294097>>12294107Soarin would be a nice buddy with Dash, not to mention chill. I bet he was born in a village or the slums.
>>12294102>ring arcs one direction>flare arcs anotherI didn't know MC Escher drew horsecocks.
>>12294012Let me tell you, OP, there's nothing I don't like about your picture. I love it. I normally love TwiDash in the regular circumstances, but r63 them and slow the fuck down I need to sit because all the blood in my dick has left me lightheaded.I mean, two lesbos all kissing and shit and whatever girls do, that's fine. I'm in love with the characters, that's real. But put them in male bodies, and hot damn, we're a whole different animal.Two hot, heady young boys, Dusk all pent up with twenty years of cum and lust and Blitz there ready to make him lose it all over the bedsheets, to have that Rainbow tail raised high in the air as he trophy fucks the lights out of the purple boy beneath him.Dusk eating his pillow, crying out as his virgin butthole tears at the seams under the relentless assault of Blitz's smaller than average dick, blasting Dusk's prostate so hard for the first time, forcing actual cum to drip out ahead of time in place of pre, for Dusk to cry, to cry out Blitz and Solaris and the names of the male Wonderbolts, and again to come back to cry Blitz as the boy lets loose his blue balls deep in Dusk's thirsty ass.Then Dusk spends forty five minutes sitting on the can writing a letter to his Prince about love until the desperate 'gotta go to the bathroom' feeling fades, while Splines makes him a cup of tea and does the laundry.
>>12294131I think you need to calm down
>>12294131what the fuck is wrong with you
>>12294111Oh nothing! Just relating here on a slow day!
>>12294117>Announcing a report.Are you new?
>>12294107>>12294126They would make a very nice horse couple.
>>12294164le tricked xD
>>12294169Why did you post that?
>>12294167That or Spitfire. Soarin can be the nice one in the relationship.
>>12294186soarinfire is canon
>>12294102Why is the light shining on his eyes in different places?
>>12294131I had to http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nUCHNUVzIY
>>12294192Either way, Soaring is quite a lucky guy. A wonderbolt, with all the mares admiring him, with most of his teammate being mares.
>>12294186This is also acceptable.
>>12294218Well there's not many males in Equestria to begin with.
>>12294235>You will never kiss Soarin__
>>12294243I know. You could be fat or ugly and still get a mare to like you.
>>12294259Being gay in equestria must be hell
>>12294259Nathanpone is best pone
>>12294268that's a stupid namehe looks better than nathan
>>12294143Your other friends busy right now? Or did you just want to hang out with me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1_OKwauRsg>all this madholyshit he is an assjole worse the poultron
>>12294275his name is teacher's pet
>>12294218This wonderbolt has no interest in another flying pony
>>12294276This apple one is with me right now!
>>12294277Where is the mad?
>>12294291Oh, hello, Applejack!
>>12294277I'm not watching it. What happens?
>>12294287Man, being an earth pony with a pegasus girlfriend must be awesome.
>>12294287Dash is so gay
>>12294312Yeah, they got so sick of each other that they broke up for good.
>>12294259you'd probably get passed around a lotunf
>>12294277>tiara still has millions more viewslol
>>12294277I watched the thing because you told me there would be mad and that he would be an assholewhere is the madwhere is the assholery
>>12294341They make up after Twilight fixed the whole mess
>tfw you draw something and no one replies to it
>>12294355can't reply to something that doesn't exist, champ
>>12294407jeez bonbon clean yourself up
>>12294407when I first saw that curled lip I popped a boner so hard I had to stand up
>>12294407Dat lip bite
>>12294429>>12294432cookprice gave me a bonerits canon: bon bon is at best bisexual>tfw no LyraBon shipping
>>12294412>>12294429>>12294432You just know every mare that got the honor to spend a night with him has shamelessly boasted about how good and big he is. (his record is 3 mares at once)
>>12294441>at bestat worst
>>12294407these mares are hurtin for a squirtin
>>12294407>Big Mac gets all the mares>it's canon
>>12294461Didn't he get the zebra in the end?
>>12294448>inb4 legend of bonerplough
>>12294445>quote post with marker>hover over the number of the quoted post that has the marker with 4chanX>INFINITE HAHAHAHA BOOPholy shit just realized this
>>12294461>>12294461he's goin to have sex with Luna in the comic.
>>12294448I really need the nightmare night picture.
>>12294407He might have a problem.
>>12294463he clearly wants to give zecora the D but she's the only one not interested
>>12294287When is this coming out.
>>12294487Other way around. He's just oblivious to it and used to mares asking him out right for a roll in the hay. Zecora isn't like that.
i predict that in the second part of the story big mac tries even harder and all those mares that he interacted with briefly will all converge on him at once for even more antics and the cmc will set off more fireworks
WE'RE APPLES FOREVERAPPLES TOGETHER
>>12294487Is the entire big mac comic about ponies wanting big mac's D and big mac giving them the D?
>>12294466Which comic is this?Link?
>4chan is down>feel cut off from the world
oh good 4chan stopped shitting itself
I missed you, pony.
Oh man. An hour without pony I almost died. Gimme some of that sweeeet
>>12294550>still can't get a rocket to the moon and back in KSP despite 4chan being down
http://podbay.fm/show/536258179/e/1367409600>those vile miscreants who keep dreaming about horsesI heard this and thought of you.
What a boring MLPG so far, eh?
I want to cuddle this pony.
>>12294560Poor person.He never asked for this.
Will broadcasting that you're a loser to everyone online be worth having a little pony to play with?
Due to a sudden change in circumstances I will be unable to run BraeburnQuest today. The first session will instead be tomorrow, starting around 5 to 7PM.
>>12294623>Not Pinkie PieFuck that shit.
>>12294627Don't forget about timezones.
>>12294594i did a moon landing including docking on my first day in the game, step it up.
>>12294623Let's be honest here, if you actually own an Xbox you're already a loser
>>12294609I wonder what race of pone was Celestia before she ascended.
>>12294623the gmod models look better than thatand those are pretty bad
>>12294610Fluttershy, cover your dock
You're sitting down enjoying 4chan when it suddenly goes down. Then this mare slaps you with her futa cock.What do?
>>12294644She looks weird without fur texture.
>>12294644Let the record show that the butt was fat.
>>12294645>not owning every console
>mlpg is dumb and stupid and gay>its down>check back every few minutes>oh god i need it i miss itwhyyyyy
>>12294664She looks too shy to do anything with her cock.
>>12294517WE GO TOGETHER LIKE RAMMA LAMMA LAMMAKA DINGA DA DINGA DONG
>>12294641docking is easymoon landing is easyit's getting BACK from the moon that I'm having trouble with, and that's just a fuel issue
>>12294676I didn't even realize 4chan was down until 10 minutes ago
Bonbon is just mad she can't scrunch.
>>12294664i did tell her to come up to me anytime for blowjob
>>12294698Scrunching is dumb.
>>12294686stop hurling heavy shit around and build as light as you can.
>>12294676You know why, AnonI know how you feel so hard
>>12294645Mine doesn't count, because she's broken.
>>12294708>Not building your spacecraft as heavy as possibledo you even Cherno Alpha
>>12294661A cute pony like that is worth the cuddle.
>>12294676tsun tsun~dere dere~
>>12294747>not being thugdere for MLPG
>>12294726Cherno Alpha got taken down like a Rainbow Dash going down on a mare
ao do we have good scans of the big mac comic yet
>you want us to do what?
>>12294686This is the unit I made, it has plenty of fuel for going to mun and back, no issues with that at all, but I fucked up with the chute.
Is it safe to come out meow?
>tfw downloading KSP right nowLook what you fucks made me do.
>>12294676>Fuck /v/ and fuck mlpg, shitty places all around>I'm gonna go play video games and read comics>5 minutes later>[There is either a connection problem or you have been banned]
Tomorrow is the day for best comic!Are you excited, MLPG?
>>12294720not him, but that ship on the left had about half fuel left and took my back to kerbin with plenty to spare.if you can spare something remove it from your ship.
>>12294809That better be the Celestia comic
>>12294809But issue #11 doesn't come out tomorrow
Man /v/ gets mad over pony stuff. Makes me feel even more like I'm doing something right.
>liking brony pandering shit like the comics
>>12294823What is #11? Isn't that just going to be part 2 of Cadence and Shining Armor?
>>12294860>implying the comics aren't better than the show now
>>12294860But AnonWe are bronies
>>12294860But it has pony in it.Cute ponies doing cute pony things.That's enough for me.
>>12294860I hate fun too, anon
>>12294876>nowThey've been better than the show since issue #1
>>12294877if we haven't started this fandom then the show would already be over.sometimes i don't know how to feel about this.
Eating pizza rolls and drinking half of a mountain dew left over from last night. Shit is so cash.
>>12294896So the RD and FS micros are better than the show now?
>>12294860HIGH RES SCANS WHEN?
>>12294924The main series you chucklefuck, the micros are mostly shit
>>12294918That... doesn't rhyme that well...
>>12294924>tfw no RD and FS macro
>>12294896Yeah, pretty much.Soon, we'll probably be like the Sonic fandom - fueled only by the comics and the porn, since the original franchise turned to shit.
>>12294908>no doritosDon't dew that.
>>12294781I said I want you to walk me and call me a good boy.
I want to rub a pony butt, but against the grain of the coat.
>>12294942>tfw Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy will never have giant slobbering lesbian sex all over your city
>tfw Pinkie Pie eats all your chili
>>12294860what are they saying?
>>12294812I don't have modded parts though
>>12294979>"HEY FLUTTERSHY LET'S MAKE OUT OVER THERE NEXT">"OKAY"
>>12294977Is it weird that I think it's hot how her tail drapes over the side of her butt and over her hoof?
>>12294985>oogoa booga where da white pony at>BIX NOOD MUHFUHGA
>>12294924No but the Rarity, AJ, and Pinkie Pie ones are.
>>12294985"This watch is me!""Do I know you?"
>>12295007I agree but the show is better than the nightmarity arc.>>12295019thank you.
>>12294932http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PzL8aL6jtIIgnore the beef.
>>12294934No. No it doesn't. Wasn't one of the rhymes in that episode a bit of a stretch to begin with?
>>12294947>Hey Anon! I sold all your old games and consoles and pre-purchased the new Call of Duty! It's going to be great playing it on the Xbox One!"
>>12294990>In the far off distance they notice this>"HEY FLUTTERSHY ARE YOU THINKING WHAT IM THINKING"
>>12294986the main craft has no modded parts either and the only mod i use is KSPX which fills gaps in the available parts and many of them will actually be included in the official .21 release
>>12294892WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO STUDY
>>12295021Carnifex corruption series is the best thing eva.http://i.imgur.com/4NVxl3M.jpg
>>12295011Why was this deleted?
>>12295058>inb4 deleted as well
sex with big mac
>>12295046I don't see how a single poodle engine and small fuel tank is going to even get you into orbit let alone to the moon, landing on it and then back
>>12295053>bleeding cock ewwww
>>12295072maybe that's because the rocket that got me that far is gone. judging by your posts the only thing you complained about was getting back and this is all you need at this point
>tfw you will never shove your cock up your pony waifu's peehole and tickle her until her bladder starts contracting around your cock, forcing her pee into your bladder, and then fuck her peehole until you cum inside her bladder and then pee her pee and yours back into her bladder before pulling out and letting it all flow out of her temporarily incontinent stretched out peehole and onto your belly and crotch
>>12295100r u a EA
Do you think Sweetie Belle will be cute this season?
Would pony enjoy this?How would you do this in a natural way without spilling spaghetti?
>>12295135Will Rainbow Dash be an insufferable cunt?
>>12295135No, she'll become ugly thanks to a magic potion.
>>12295141no pony would not
>>12295142No, she'll become a helpful and nice person thanks to therapy.
>>12295135>tfw Sweetie Belle turns out to be a colt
>>12295141Cats fucking HATE that.
>>12295166My cat doesn't mind it.
>>12295166dogs hate it too I have found
>>12295141No seriously...not even dogs get this escited when you grab their tails. Fuck Anime.
>>12295162Is there a single mare in this family?
>>12295112No, I'm not, but I've had a few ERPs with him before.
>>12295185you're not supposed to grab it and pull, fuck wad
>>12295226Why not? Tailtugging is hot.
>>12295223It looks like someone made those models in about 20 minutes.
>>12295223I really doubt castle crashers would add a new pet that has a terrible model
>wooooww it took 5 of you to kill me
>>12295223Daww! Adorable rainbow pony!
>>12294065I'm diggin those power fists
>>12295255They were actually made in 19 minutes.
>>12295273I beefed it
>>12295223So pet rainbow dash? Can we get a pet porn dump anytime soon?
>>12295223Oh God there's more.
>>12295292why are the british so bad at getting warm
>>12295298>falling for an obvious fakeOnly scootanon.
>>12295319uhthat's not fake
>>12295312There was some kind of drama with the guy that draws that a while back, wasn't there?
>>12295319http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Search?query=My%20little%20pony&DownloadType=AvatarItemYeah, about that...
>>12295292>tfw cumming a thick sticky pastewhelp, time to drink more water
>>12295311The mustache says "I'm a rapist" but the hoodie says "It's too late to run."
>>12295327>>12295330>>12295339Wait it isn't? BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT!
>>12294781>using my quest picturesI have mixed feelings about this.
>>12295338caused by this strangely enoughhttps://derpibooru.org/93876?scope=scped58eab9b238c9ddbcfb30ff1195480df837ea967
>>12295307>>12295349ponies is not for pets
>>12295364Vulapa pls updort.
>>12295369But how will ponies get walkies?
>>12295346I WARNED YOU ABOUT PANDERING BROI TOLD YOU DOG
>>12295366>not respecting the safewordThis guy deserves to burn.
>>12295142How you can say something like Sweetie Belle isn't cute?!
>>12295366Oh. That's.That's not funny at all.
>>12295393But I didn'tOh. Ohhhhhhh. Ha. Haha, youuuuuu.
>>12295389by doing this
>>12295402You're right, it's hot
>>12295390That isn't pandering, it's marketing. There is a difference
>>12295430It's both actually.
>>12295427No, you respect the safeword. That is number one when it comes to bdsm. Anything other than that is just cruel.
>>12295463protip:drawings aren't real
>>12295463But they could run in front of a car or wander into the woods without a leash.
>>12295489It sets a bad example for other people that want to live their lives around a fetish with their cartoon horse wives.
>>12295391>>12295463I swear there is some kind of inside joke about this satirizing how tumblrfags get mad at rape jokes. There HAS to be.
>>12295502You're like one of those tumblr social justice cunts. Only somehow worse.
>>12295312A++++ would ruffle mane and feed dog biscuits for sitting up and beggings
I would tie up your waifu and gently violate all her holes while ignoring her crying out the safe word.
>>12295525I don't think you understand sarcasm my friend. I recommend pulling that massive stick from your loose rectum.
>>12295543That's got to be animal cruelty.
>>12295543She's not a dog
>>12295548>Implying it's possible to understand sarcasm on the internet
>>12295564Without autism, it sure is.
>>12295564joke's on them, I was only pretending to be sarcastic
>>12295562pinkies face is all sorts of fucked up
>>12295582She looks like Goofy.
>>12295582What do you expectShe's drawn by CartoonLionShe barely hides the fact that she fucks dogs
>>12295390Next thing you know they'll be playing Xbone on the show. With their Halo dresses and Mnt Dew jugs
>>12295583And to top it all off he uses Papyrus
>>12295602This will always disturb me
>>12295574It isn't possible, the text doesn't express the sarcastic tone like voices do, unless it's done in a very obvious way, besides there are actual retards like that all over the internet so it's difficult to know if you're just joking or being actually retarded.
>>12295602How does plush use safe word?
>>12295602do you have the rest of those pictures?
>>12295628I mean it has call of dogAnd I think some others but they were all grey and washed out
>>12295366What was caused by that? That's pretty hot.
>>12295463I'm certain that there was some context missing there. If I'm not misremembering, it's not that he's ignoring the safeword, he's just not within hearing distance or something like that. Not that that's much better, but it annoys me that people are/were going "You don't ignore the safeword" when it's actually "You don't put them in a situation where they can't use the safeword".>>12295502As for this, it was clearly shown as being a bad thing and there was some stupid "Oh I'm a bad person bloo hoo oh you forgive me cool beans" stuff from the character after.
>>12295643I'm going to be surprised if the dog doesn't die.
>>12295647Used to be a tumblr but was taken down.You can find them all on derpibooru if you search "artist:smittyg, Rainbow Dash"
>>12295583>tanlines on pony buttunf
>>12295663Yeah, I remember the tumblr. Did the GNAA get it banned or something?
>>12295660That dog is like a tank manDidn't you see that trailer
>>12295583Can ponies tan fur?
>Endless brony circle jerkWhy do you nerds get attached to this place? It's god damn retarded.
>>12295660He's guaranteed to die. It'll be hailed as the saddest moment in vidya history by all the children and dudebros
>>12295696Oh man the PETA tears will be sweeter than ever
>atryl is have money problems nowwhat the fuck isnt that guy a millionaire from bronybux
>>12295689Furred animals still need vitamin d.
>>12295725SourceI really find this hard to believe
>>12295696It won't be sad. The only doge worth getting sad over is a shiba.
>>12295725furry artists have a special talent for making all of their brony or furrybux completely disappear
>>12295659http://derpiboo.ru/96841>it was an accident silly :D
>>12295737on his tumblr he is trying to raise money for bronycon
I NEED PHOTOSPHOTOS OF BUTTERFLY!
>>12295725Bronybucks only go so far, he had to spend most his money on antidepressants after he realized that he made most of his money drawing furry porn of a childrens cartoon show.
>>12295758Sounds like anon is a textbook abuser, on top of drugging her with made up aphrodisiacs at the start.
http://i.imgur.com/iS9jFfa.jpgI don't even.
What if pony was this size?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qeYPO5QBmU
>>12295764I'm not seeing it anon
>>12295729fuck you straight to hell atryl
>>12295788>that ponut on AJ
>>12295788>using smileys >in a picture
How can anyone be arsed to upload anything to a booru. I love the service they provide, but just trying to think of all the tags an image needs is a right pain, and I'm only uploading one image, let alone doing a whole folder of stuff.
>>12295788No.No no no no no no.
>>12295765Just one with colors and cutie mark would be okay
>>12295804It's not even in the right place, it's like the artist just said "oh well i've already drawn genital mutilation may as well stick an anus somewhere.....aaaaannnd here."
>>12295788>cupcakes>at some point after changelings were introduced
>>12295814Some people consider derpibooru the main Internet community they belong to and they spend a lot of time there.
>>12295814That's why other people can tag your shit for you
i want to fluttershy disguised as rainbow dash
>>12295788This is justUnnecessary
>>12295840>wanting a Rainbow Dash with a loose saggy cuntwhy
>>12295836>Some people consider derpibooru the main Internet community they belong toWhat.
>>12295840Its cute, I can tell you that.
/R/ing sexy sfw pone preferably Rarara
>>12295840i think i'm seeing double!four rainbow dashes!
>>12295858They both have a serious case of man face
>>12295857They have discussion in the comments section, sometimes use images with nothing but big text as an OP of a thread
>>12295836Since when is Derpibooru a "community"?
>>12295626i don't even remember Dash ever doing thiswhat episode is this from?
>>12295840>tfw this will never be exapanded upon
>>12295880The users turned it into one somehow.
>>12295885AJ reminds me of the Spy
>>12295885Why do their costumes look like shit?
>>12295886It's not from an episode. It's from a sex flash. It's pretty well animated
>>12295880Dude, there's a forum and everything, it is a community.A shitty one though.I just go there for the images.
>>12295864I can confirm, there is only one rainbow dash in that picture.
>>12295885the need to kick Princess Aspiehorn out of their club
better than anything hasbro has producedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Btk7UeiiNJo
So did people just stop updating this in season 3?
>jesus that anatomyhttp://i.imgur.com/gL2Dm7p.jpg
>>12295890>~>~>~~~~~~>>>>>>>~~~~~~~>~>~>~>>~>~>~>~>~~~>~>~>~>A TILDE IS NOT A FUCKING WORDSTOP USING IT SO DAMN MUCHHAVING PUNCTUATION TELL YOUR STORY FOR YOU IS AMATEURISH AND FAGGY
>>12295929>default first person rpg maker battle systemdropped instantly
>>12295886It's About Time
~~~~~~~~~~Help I'm drowning!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>12295949>mexican fucks succubi pone
>>12295954lol u mad~?
>>12295954>expecting quality>from a greentext
>>12295949Mega old.I miss Jalm
>>12295972Wouldn't it be ma~d?
>>12295979>you will never have a pet diamond pony.
>>12295877>you will never be pony and make little girl happy
what if all the air turned to pony
>>12295979i would a see-through rarityhow long do you think the crystalization lasted?
>>12295906don't tease my dick like that anon
>>12295951>that one guy in mlpg who gets mad and angry when people draw too large penises on coltswhat a fucking faggot. not only is it a stupid thing to be angry about but newborn horses already have giant dicks.
>>12295993>you will never cum inside your pet diamond pony AND see it permeate through her body
>>12295993>One day she jumps down from the bed and shatters into a million pieces
>>12295993You would need to be very careful with her
>>12295998>Rarara is translucent>you can watch the sheets under her bunch up and stretch as you fuck her>you shoot your load and can see it pool up inside her
>>12295954'scuse me, you seem to be >implying that 4chan doesn't consist entirely of amateur faggots
>>12295949That's the one I just uploaded to Derpibooru. Was looking for an picture in my /lewd folder, and cleared out a few I didn't want anymore while I was at it. Checked if they were on Derpibooru before I deleted them, since I hate destroying stuff, and apparently that one wasn't up there yet.>>12295983Ah, so it is Jalm's? I know it's his character, but wasn't entirely sure if it was his drawing, and the style looked just slightly different enough from the other stuff he had up to stop me just slapping his artist tag on it.
>>12295954inb4 idiots posts tildes at this guy because they think they are being funny and making him mad
>>12296021Diamond is brittle
>>12296019Everytime I see this, it looks like she's having sex.Don't ask me how i see this
>>12295949>>12295983>she will never have character development
>>12296015Why isn't the crystal treatment making her fingers long?>>12296021-Crystal- ponies, not diamond. Crystal.
>>12295997>Suddenly the air you were breathing from your mouth turns into a pony buttunf.
>>12296025>she looks down and sees it as well>"Is that all?"
>>12296034i always think it's a cock and balls from the thumbnail
>>12295909They actually have a forum? I had no idea. Can't be many people that actually know that.
>>12295954I was going to complain at you and say that punctuation is an important part of conveying a message and similar things, but then I actually read the cap. That is entirely too many tildes.
>>12296029already too late, sweetie~~~~~~~
>>12296028>>12296028>but wasn't entirely sure if it was his drawing>his drawing>thatare youa retard
>>12295998I don't think it lasts very long outside the empire. It wore off almost as soon as they stepped outside the walls of the city
>>12295997Then I have finally been beaten.
>>12296056I like it.
>>12296064I have no idea why I cracked up
>>12296064we're not as bad as trixiefags, they said
>>12296081Air Man never really gave me that much trouble when I was younger.
>>12296064I don't know what I'm more worried about, that he built a stage to chain up his pony plush (that would make it actually much harder to fuck it.) Or that he saw a pony plush and his first thought was "better chain it up so it can't get away."
>>12296093But now there's no air.
>>12296032Diamond is literally the hardest substance known to man. It's a repeating lattice of covalent bonds. Those require a tremendous amount of force to break.
>>12296070Quite possibly. Who's is it?
>>12296082I like everything above the waist, does that count?
Will /mlp/ stop being shit once the hiatus is over?I started to ask myself why I'm even here anymore.
>>12296111Hardness =/= toughness. It can scratch most things but it doesn't mean its chip/crack resistant
>>12296111Brittle and hard are two different things. It's incredibly difficult to break diamond under even, heavy force, but a sharp blow can crack a diamond pretty easily. How else do you think they're cut.
>>12296103>>12296110People think MM2 was way harder than it actually was.9 gave me more trouble than 2 ever did.
>>12296111hard ≠ stablethe larger a diamond is, the easier it is to break.
>>12296144I save stated through most of mm2 a while back, though I really didn't need to until the disappearing platform bit.
>>12296147I don't have it because of you, that's for sure.
>>12296154>disappearing platform bitYou mean Heat Man's stage? Just use item #2 bro.
>>12296145You know what the hardest shit to break is? Quantum foam. No matter how hard I try, can't do it.
>>12296111>>12296160And it hasn't even been the hardest substance in a long time, was just the hardest natural.
All our good drawfags ded, but the popularfags still stick around.
>>12296163How about now?
>>12296172Holy shit how fucking casual do you have to be?
>>12296197>using powerups to their best effect is now casual
>>12296179Oh come on, we still have a bunch of good drawfags
>>12296172I forget why I didn't do that, maybe it just didn't occur to me.
>>12296214Hahaha, good one!
>tfw Flash Man's weapon didn't do shit to Alien Wilyman fuck that guy
>>12296201Just close your eyes and pretend it's another pony. It'll feel the same.
>>12296214'tis bait, mate.
>>12296232But that's cheating.
>>12296214name as many as you can.
>>12296189Why is she such a qt?
>>12296244Come on Anon, she needs this.
>>12296189poor granny, never again will she be able to wear her crazy braids
>>12296136/mlp/, no.MLPG...no, but it'll be marginally less shit.
>>12296250>She looks exactly like all the other ponies>Still find her cuter
>>12296256I'm pretty sure old ponies aren't in need of sex.
>>12296147>her skin is old pony soft
Help me, MLPGI think i'm falling in love with Orange Applehat.
>>12296274You could say that about any pony though.
>>12296176>just the hardest natural>longer-natures-hardest-material.htmllonsdaleite occurs naturally, most commonly in meteoritesjust in case i have to spell it out even more clearly: diamond is not the hardest naturally occurring substance
>>12296274>implying pones aren't defined by their hair and personality
http://i.imgur.com/XqY6jFh.jpg>browsing a brony forum for laughs>one brony talking about how he is a serious diaperfag>he has posted pics>getting ready to laugh and use his picture in the "worst of bronies wall compilation pic">he is in better shape than me and has a hot gf who is also into his fetishoh
>>12296274All of the main ponies in the show look the same. People still arbitrarily find one cuter than the others
>>12296289>>12296290Please, she hasn't had dick in years. She wants to feel a man before her time is up. She's experienced and can gum your cock.
>>12296274to me personality adds a lot to attractiveness,that is why i would bang rose hard.
>>12296094You don't really know what this is?His plushie, which really is Twilight Sparkle and is in a mutual love relationship with that guy, likes a little pet play with chains.No BDSM, no bad words, only a man and his plushie willingly giving sweet love to one another.
>>12296317That's why Celestia is the cutest.
>>12296317>arbitrarilywhat have i told you about using words you don't know the meaning of?
>>12296292http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QweJYYg5AkAre you an Appl to the core? Otherwise she'll never return your affections.
>>12296336I hate men.
>>12296326Nah, I don't really feel like it.
>>12296346I must be, i love that song to death.
>>12296350*reblogs your post*
>>12296341That's a really beefy neck.Maybe there is something to amazonlestia.
>>12296350good thing i dont identify as a man. even though i am just a man who likes wearing dresses.
>>12296346>one of the VAs is an actual singer>Hardly ever give them songsI hope Dash gets a song in S4 too.Also you can really tell Michelle Creber is going through puberty. Soon AB and Sweetie won't sound kawaii anymore
>>12296391>implying at some point there wasn't
BOOK HORSEPARTY HORSEFAST HORSEFARM HORSEANIMALS HORSEDRESS HORSE
>>12296417Hmm. Nope, maybe not.
>>12296405>the guy moving the cameraschrist that must feel so fucking awkward
>>12296417>that thick, wide pussy
>>12296417i would follow that horse into glorious combat
Applejack is a very good ponyTwilight Sparkle is a very good ponyPinkie Pie is a very good ponyRarity is a very good ponyRainbow Dash is a very good ponyFluttershy is an okay pony
>>12296433dont get your hopes up. last time this was posted i went on a deep search for more. there is no porn or nudes or anything good out there and i consider myself somewhat of an expert on finding rare porn.
>>12296417judging by the size of that grip she is actually pretty fucking small.
>>12296454But everyone knows Luna is a warrior princess.
>>12296458You're a piece of shit
>>12296444>setting up some equipment high up>she offers to give you a hand
>>12296454I would enjoy leading her armies to glorious combat and earning her favor as a ruler and as a lover.
>>12296468>sunpone with her hair tamed and tied offwhy is this hot
>>12296473I'm assuming it's like, a large size category claymore.
>>12296430guess you're just a faggot
>>12296444Not if you gay
>>12296477>round a corner>face full of boob
>>12296454>>12296475luna doesn't get all the fun
>>12296494Now THAT Celestia, on the other hand, definitely.
>>12296454even if the war was to castrate all human males because they cannot resist having rapesex with ponies
>>12296417Where's the one with the penis?
celestia why arent you wearing battle armor
>>12296505I'm sorry, what I meant to say was YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT
>>12296527Doesn't need it.
>>12296522According to natural law, there isn't one. This is the right way of things.
>>12296540>Celestia and Mayor Mare don't need armor>Luna does
>>12296536Tell me how you really feel Freud...
>>12296308...I know, I was agreeing with you. It was the hardest natural that we knew of, until we found the thing you linked, but even before that there were harder man-made substances.
>>12296528I would have taken the falcon and named him captainanyone else?
>>12296527>Yfw luna smacks the black right off her.
>>12296527the comics are terrible when they try to do a serious story. they need to just stick to references and brony humor.
>>12296509I love that picture. Just about anything with Celestia grinning is adorable.
>>12296551you're a faggot
>>12296490a claymore is medium sized for a two handed sword. a zweihander isn't much longer than 5-6 eet either
>>12296551I would've taken the Eagle and named him USA
i wish to be her catamite and playthingthere's no way in hell anyone could approach her divine authority as an equal.
>>12296551I would have taken the bat and named him you are not original, creative, or talented
>>12296578Why are you talking about Queen Elizabeth in spoilers?
>>12296549...I feel like I requested this pic a long time ago and I'm just now seeing it for the first time.
>>12296582That's a silly name
>>12296578>>>12296417>>12296425god damn it.but there needs to be more amazon humanlestia anyway
>>12296578bullshitshe can call us equals when ponies figure out nuclear energy
>>12296568I was using DnD terminology. A claymore for a huge size category humanoid creature.
>>12296578Yeah, she can be equal to us when ponies can into nuclear power
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKSBRAEBURNQUEST IS ON FOR 7PM PDT (ETA 5 HOURS)
>>12296603Oh, there will be.>>12296609hnnnng
>>12296634So, not Celestia, then.
Good night, mlpg.
>>12296548Celestia has spells that give her better armor class than wearing armor.Mayor Mare is just too cute to be a target.
>>12296641>Oh, there will beYou better be a drawfag drawing this.
>>12296468Why do so many artists have a problem with manes, and the fact they grow out of the NECK as well as the head. Its what makes them manesI know a few pone styles like braids, have to ignore this to work at all, but celestia isn't one of them
>>12296662why hasn't m00t banned tumblr links yet?
>>12296659sorry, I'm a writefag.
>>12296662oh, it's this faggot again
>>12296654>>12296669as much as I love Celestia... this isn't really the place to dump pics of her
Sunbutt is tied for favorite pony but I have no sexual interest in her or any interest in her being motherly with me.
>>12296536I heard someone say Celestiafags and came as fast as I could!
>>12296662>Superman's cardboard speechReally?
>>12296674Because they don't do anything against the rules. You can filter tumblr if you are that upset by it.
>>12296662this is the dumbest fanon
>>12296671stay mad, faggot
>>12296662i can't understand how an artist can be so great and so terrible at the same time>>12296677that's good toobut we still need more pictures
>>12296690>stop posting pony pictures in a pony thread
>>12296649That sure worked against Chrysalis
>>12296695Were you expecting originality from bronies?
>>12296717chrysalis cheated somehowshe used a unicorn's power against celestia to win
>>12296710I like his expressions and exaggerations, but that's pretty much it.
>>12296703It's not an unreasonable fanon. 1000 years of running an entire nation and doing the job of two royal sisters. 1000 years to let the guilt of doing what she did to her own flesh and blood really build up in her mind. The would kill lesser people.
>>12296308lonsdaleite's essentially a form of diamond, and it's only harder than common diamond using one particular measure of hardness, there are other measures by which common diamond is harder.
>>12296690this: >>12296711people who argue against image dumps in mlpg just don't understand the point of mlpg
>>12296711posting pony is fine. Dumping just makes the thread hit image limit, not to mention there are other threads meant for dumping.sorry, I don't mean to be confrontational at all... just my opinion
>>12296745Yeah, it's about as believable as Cupcakes.
>>12296711Dumps seem kinda unnecessary though. You could just upload them in an imgur gallery and link it.
>>12296690When posting pictures is relevant for the ongoing discussion, there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. If there's one person dumping pictures and no one else wants him to dump pictures then that's an issue.
>>12296745I'm also assuming she's more than one thousand years old, maybe even a few. How someone can deal with that existential situation is very hard to imagine, much less write. It's one reason I get annoyed at people who don't take more than human life experience time into account, such as fantasy races like Elves and such.
>>12296717Celestia underestimated Chrysalis. Did you see her face when her spell won out over Celestia's? Even she was surprised that she won the duel.
>>12296778Now that is absurd.
>>12296762your argument has no weight. we're going to hit the image limit eventually anyway, this isn't 2010are you implying that we're going to run out of threads?
>>12296745>>12296789She deals with it like any normal pony does, lots of delegation and cake.
>>12296808>are you implying that we're going to run out of threads?Yes. Do you think those new horses are just magically made from love and air? If we keep our current pace, we won't have any left for season4
>>12296798Only as absurd as Celestia fanon.
>>12296823What a glutton.
>>12296762We've hit the sage limit anyway. Might as well start dumping
>>12296832>all this sunhorseEh.
>>12296745it is an unreasonable fanon. we're talking about magical marshmallow ponies. celestia is not a depressed character
>>12296854yeah, we need to be on page 0 all the time
Turnips are 175 bells in B.Spring
>>12296861Right.It's not like the ponies ever get upset in the show.They're always happy and sing songs and make rainbows and have tea parties.
Made you look
>>12296873That reminds me, I need to reset my town...
>>122968631) It's tradition.2) It matters none. The majority of posts on /mlp/ are by MLPG.
>>12296858you wouldn't have coffee with her? or tea?
>>12296841How is cupcakes on the same level. You can at least make a reasonable argument from the show's lore that she has reasons to feel lonely.Cupcakes is pure defilement of characters for shock value. I swear on me fucking life if you seriously suggest party of one as evidence...
>>12296858yes, the correct response is to post more sun princess
>>12296823well I suppose that works
>>12296892But she probably doesn't really need food or sleep.
>>12296891>majorityNoMLPG accounts for roughly 25% of the posts on /mlp/1/4 is not a majority
>>12296879At the end of the day, yes.I still want a "tea party goes horribly wrong" episode
>>12296914Except for keeping herself alive, that is.
>>12296892I'd have some coffee with her, yeah. Tea is awful
>>12296863>>12296891Now both of you are being stupidIf people want to post images, then let them, it doesn't fucking matter in any conceivable way.If you're thinking of dumping just for the sake of dumping, don't, because it's useless, there's absolutely no point.
>>12296879there's a difference between depression and a bad dayi think you're just a negative nancy
>>12296916We are by far the biggest thread and "community"
>>12296909I wonder if anybody wants my poorly written amazonian Celestia sex quest pastebin thingy...
>>12296916I've seen the statistics. It's closer to 60.
>>12296914sleep? Maybe. I would think she eats, though. Besides, she's just looking for an excuse to chat with you.
>>12296845>but it was my birthday cake.jpg
>>12296941>not an excuse to sleep with you
>>12296936just post it
>>12296928>both of you are stupid>says the same thing as meOh boy, MLPG...
>>12296926>tea is awful
>>12296936Yes I do
>>12296939If you had any idea how stupid and new or casual you made yourself look now you'd have deleted that post and put on the shame cube
>>12296914even if she didn't need it, which i think is fairly ridiculous fanon, it's canon that she enjoys food
>>12296638Woah, is this a new quest, or have I just been missing it before now?
>>12296957>dumping is tradition>majority of posts on /mlp/ are by MLPGNo. I agreed on one point.
>>12296926>Tea is awfuloi m8
>>12296929Bleh, that pose...
>>12296875Damn that cake looks so fucking delicious. Everything in that episode was. I wanted to dig my face in Donut Joe's metropolis.
>>12296941>>12296914a horse needs 15000 calories just to live and over 30000 if they work.every day.and she is obviously very busy moving the sun and administrating the empire, so she probably needs tens of thousands of calories every day just to keep her from falling over exhausted
>>12296926I'm far more interested in having a tea party with the princess than doing anything lewd with her.
>>12296955>>12296967Okay, but it's not that good now that I've studied writing a bit and did other things.http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
>all this celestia
>>12296977It's starting today
>>12296971To be fair we used to have like 75-80% on episode days
>>12296991My point was that it doesn't matter either way, BUT that it is stupid to argue over it as it is tradition and /mlp/ consists primarily out of MLPG in terms of posts.
>>12296962>>12296986>>12296992>all these leafwater apologists
>>12297011All because of one word.
>>12297024>/mlp/ consists primarily out of MLPG in terms of posts.Posts in thread: 653 (21.60%) last 10 mins: 57 (26.64%)
>>12296861>>12296879>>12296929It's not that Celestia doesn't keep any of the unpleasant memories in mind, and to be as good a chessmaster as she has been (despite numerous notable slip-ups; she's never been infallible) she has to at least consider negative outcomes, but in terms of her policies and outlook, she is very much an eternal optimist and, to be cliche, looks on the sunny side of life. The weight of experience is an easy load to be shared with willing and able friends.
>>12297035Xieril, don't make me come over and punch you.
>>12296929Why did they have to give her a post like that? They could easily have made it something that fits her equine form.
>>12297021I don't think I've ever seen it reach 80%, although we hit 50-55% at some points for a brief period of time, never during S3 though, only late S2 after /mlp/ was made. That thread stastics userscript is quite handy.
>>12297010does celestia have a penis?
>>12297043Gotta source on that boyo?
>>12297041Which one was it? I just joined the thread
>>12297035I prefer coffee too but man, who doesn't like tea?Are you Hitler or something?
>>12297011>tfw i started it with >>12296391#roregrets
>>12297024Well your point is just fine, but your arguments are both wrong.
>>12297011>Anon tries to make a pony pet avatar with xbone Kinect
>>12295880>>12295909Ever Since Ponibooru there's been a booru community it's gotten better in some ways and worse in others.
>>12297009And that's fine. She'd invite you over to a tea party and do lewd things with her lover later after you've gone.
Futa does nothing for me.
>>12297035Xieril I will come and find you. You better step off my black tea.
>>12297079That's nice.I hope he treats her well.
>>12297048I think a major part of her, both a strength and weakness, is her ability to be carefree. When no one's watching, she takes off all her jewelry and just rolls around in the dirt, or goofs off and makes silly faces at ponies. She knows when to be serious and when to let her mane down, as it were.
>>12297082I don't know why it gets me going, maybe it's because it's like, extra sex or somehow special.
>>12297090i can do this all day.
>>12297060http://mlpg.co/unf/src/1374085864399.pngyes. a big one
>>12297110Maybe. I can see why it's arousing, but it's just not that great for me.
>>12297089>>12297050And what are you gonna do, put the kettle in the oven for me?>>12297066I've tried different kinds of tea but I haven't liked any kind of tea yet.
>>12297108I stand corrected.
>>12297124I want to tantalize that glans and watch her heaving nuts roil around...
>>12297128>And what are you gonna doI'm going to take away your waifu.
>>12297121>going on /v/>ever
>>12297128Nigga more Celestia lewdness whenhttp://i.imgur.com/cXB3Ldo.png
>>12297122Godspeed, mad Anon.
>>12297128I'll hook you right in the gabber m8
>>12297153>he posts>on /mlp/>let alone MLPG
>>12297125I feel the same way about lesbian or homo sex. It does nothing for me when it's the same gender, unless they are both futa...
>>12297090All went almost according to plan. I kind of hoped there would be a little more context to the posts than flat dumping, though.
>>12297169/v/ is worse than both of those, combined
>>12297154What would Celestia do if she caught you staring at her marehood?
>>12297147are you the guy from the thread on the sub? if so i can write a part or you can just continue.
>>12297154>that winkm-maybe I was mirin' a little bit
>>12297154>that lineweightI'm digging this
>>12297182But Anon, Princesses are not for sexual. They don't have genitals.
>>12297173I like dumps. You never know what's in 'em.
>>12296391it's funny, though correct. this is the post that i started dumping celestia in response to
>>12297184No, I'm just saying so.I'm waiting for EA to do his part before I can continue the story with him.
I don't know why there's so much ugliest princess in this thread.Even Cadance would be an improvement.
>>12297010I want to cuddle her SO BAD
>>12297173There's a fetish thread that has unofficially adopted Celestia as the mascot >>12283112
>>12297213What, amazon Celestia?Pick how smaller you are to her.
>>12297226Not really my thing.
>>12297209you mean the futalestia thread? that's not EA, that's me. i can whip up something real quick if you want to continue.
>>12297237Those are some small tities.
>>12297244I'm the other writer in the current story in EA's thread.
>>12297237I like lower back pain too.
>>12297256Magic fixes that.
>>12297249>all those cakes were made for celestia>she took them before they could be frosted
>>12297256I like applying reality to fantasies too
>>12297227it's true, celestia. you're a pony, and ponies aren't for sexual
>>12297249>Celestia in Nightmare Night costumethat's fuckin' cute.
>>1229724940 cakes? Why, that's as many as four tens!
>>12295951would pet and hug that cutie pie
>>12297249I bet Celestia goes around and does a bunch of random things to "feel like a normal pony" but doesn't understand mortal etiquette. So they all just let her do it.
>>12297237>not wantint to hug a huge, buxom, muscular ladyAnon, watchu smokin gurl?
>>12297280MSoB hasn't drawn that for me to use.
>>12295996>you will never be pony and make little girl happy when she humps you
>>12297274and that's terrible!
>>12297266Let me help you with that.
>Futa amazon Celestiawell, at least it's not DJ Acid or hollow sounding or some other shit you guys used to wank over
Holy shit it's sunny in here somebody close the blinds plz
>>12297256You could give her relaxing shoulder massages, for which she'd reward you with long, intimate titty hugs~
Celestia must have been a lot of fun when she had dominion over the Element of Laughter.
>>12297306Glad to see you're still vocal about your dislike, anon.Wouldn't be the same without you.
>>12297289your screencap doesn't have nearly enough pixels
>>12297267That's one sexy thigh
>>12297320i want to take a bath with celestia
>>12297306I still like Acid. I need to check the creator's tumblr, thanks for reminding me.
>>12296346>Click to listen to the song again>check related videos>MMC upload has 15,000,000 viewsHoly fuck.
>>12297309next thread can be night princess thread
>celestia threadaw yeahit's a shame her Equestria Girls counterpart was so ugly
>>12297320She looks so cute in this picture...
>>12297355Yeah, and that *glub* makes it even cuter, like she's making bubbles with her mouth while Spike is ranting
>>12297350No. Luna is ugly.
>>12297350Celestia must be really happy to have Luna back.I wonder what kind of sisterly things they get up to in Canterlot Castle?
>>12297364What episode was that from?
extra large celestia
>>12297367That's not a very nice thing to say anon
>>12297375a lot of bonding, and generally sharring old memories. just being happy that the nightmare is over.
>>12297384MMMystery on the Friendship Express
>>12297364celestia has a pretty mouthi like her long princessly snoutwhy didn't twilight get one
>>12297350Great, but dumping best princess next thread isn't doing anything.Stop it.
>>12297365She's probably just doing that to cover up the other bubbles she's making.
alright, don't fucking over do it, jesusyou gotta svae some celestia for season 4 obvious flashback time
>>12297267That's just pubic hair.
>>12297402because twilight isnt old enough for one yetshe will have to grow up morealong with her 5 alicorn friends
>>12297402Twilight isn't a horse.
MLPG helpThe guy who helped get me into tiny horses just started following me on tumblrWhat do I doD-do I start sending him nudes?
>>12297397>>12297405Thanks.>>12297415It's been 8 months or so since I've last watched an episode.
I'm surprised no one has posted these two videos with all this Celestia being posted.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-x1LVYXrKEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVKYKX-eLM
>>12297419Yes. Dick only.When he shoes interest you zoom out.
>>12297419reblog his stuff(it's like saying you want to suck his dick) and then ask for his number if he reblogs something of yours back
>>12297429You should watch Japonies.
>>12297432what do celestkisses feel likewhat is it like to kiss a horse
>>12297419Plug him and tell him that he got you into pone
>>12297419Like his stuff for e-peen.Link to yours? Only if you draw though.
>>12297306but it's top unf
>>12297447No dub can save the pones for me I'm afraid.Sweetie Belle is cutest though.
>>12297432W-what? Kiss you - on the mouth?
>>12297462Bags of sand
>>12297447Do they make puns like ponee-chan, ponimouto, etc?
>you will never sail the seas in a boat that looks like celestia