The sun always rises againprevious princess: >>12282552
>rape
>>12287854oh hi Mark
>>12287854>filenameIt's Leth's birthday?
all hail ross
>>12287861>playing CS:GO>cycling through clan tags to see what options I have>rape
MY SHINY TEETH AND ME
Guys.Guys.It's nearly 2AM in the morning.Come hat.
Coke pony just stuck a mentos down her urethra
>>12287900I'm locking her in the bathroom and not letting her out until she stops making a mess of everything
>Flesh volcano.
>>12287867Confound those ponies! They drive me to unprotected BUTTFUN!
>>12287900We'd better go get in the tub then
>>12287924>Come! Land upon my moon with your Apollo Rocket of Love!
>>12287929Once upon a time in the magical land of Germany
>>12287885
>>12287942>Germany>SodomyPick one.
>>12287882hm, missed filtering this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITr90v7UaNgYou will never fuck the wonderbolts.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbonLet's have some late night butt fun.
>>12287898no im drawing
>>12287898But I'm art right now
>>12288037Oh. That's fine. Drawing is fun too.
>>12287868maaaaaayes
>>12287898But i'm still working on that request
>>12288013how ded is it?captcha: tuestime converging
>>12287924I bought SC2 on the first day just for the creep tumors.
>>12288064That captcha is actually kinda accurate.You need a degree in economics to succeed in that stupid faggot stupid game nowadays.
>>12287898>Hat at this hour.B-but I have work in the morning!
>>12288084I'm the only one. I wanted to play some pony hats, but the server's ded.I'm trying to give pony CPR.
>>12287882Truly one of the most misunderstood artists of our time.
>>12287900
+1 hats
>went looking for my tablet pen, dropped it somewhere>find my old GBA SP>with Superstar Saga in itOh fucktonight's the night
>>12288170Plug that sucker in and charge the battery. You are lost to the world for now.
>>12288172I wish I were a princess
>>12288180WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOINGWE BEANBEAN NOW
>>12288170Make sure that sucker's backlight still works, mine blew out a long time ago.
>>12288195You can be a princess if you're an Element of Harmony.
http://emulation-general.wikia.com/wiki/PlayStation
>>12288170TIME FOR DANCE
well, that was fun
Cosmo's stramming: /cosmonawt
>>12287900Better start jerking her furiously for a bigger fountain.
Would you engage in a burping contest with pinkest pone?
>>12288301Oh my god.I just realized I've been reading this backwards the whole time.
>>12288304Maybe.But I'd probably lose.
Have you checked your privilege today human?
Is there a new cap helper script? I can't seem to hide unchecked posts any more.
>>12288318Hello, pony, what privileges have I to check?
>>12288332That's a cute cactus, Scootaloo
>>12288318>You'll never be a transpony
>>12288336Meat eating privileges.
>>12288356Oh, dear me, I could never keep up with you.
>>1228833210/10 it's okay
*blorp*
>>12288376
Pony just ponied on your shirt
Sorry gentlemen, but I think it's a little late for hats at this hour...
>>12288430but I'm not wearing a shirt
I heard it was someone's birthday!So?
>>12288401*gurgle*
>>12288462>>12288401SHUTUUUUUUUP
>>12288401oh no, it's leaking out~
>>12288430pony is trapped on my shirt, how do I get it out?
>>12288469twilight you've been rereading the entry for xenophilia for three hours now
More of this.
>>12288489Tumble dry low
>>12287898>Pitted with a bot.>It outshines you.
>>12288519you know what game had awesome botsunreal tournament
>>12288496I just searched a couple of explicit fetish tags and had no trouble finding the content I was looking forI think this article is very misleading
do you accept de charges?
>>12288551>calling collectBUT WHY
>>12288345Yeah that's silly. What would a porn artist cutie mark even look like anyways.
>>12288532Eat that!
>>12288519>Getting outclassed by a bot.>In tf2RCH, I think you need to not play FPS's...
>>12288564>it's a picture of Celestia's face
>>12288551>de_chargesmite b coolOk honestly I've been killed by CS:GO bots more than I would like to admit.
>>12288564So Scootaloo's getting her cutie mark in the fifth episode of season 4, how does that make you feel
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon 6 people.Let's get some Moon Worshipping hatting going.
>>12288607Indifferent
Why is derpibooru dead?
>>12288332>>12288564I like this perspective shift
Odds: give up on story and just finish itEvens: keep thinking of a clever way to end it.
>>12288656BE CLEVER
>>12288633DNS issues
pony wants you to move in with pony
>>12288661Damnit i already spent 2 days on it, i want to give up.
>>12288689Can they move in with me instead?
applebloom wants to ride on your shoulders
Applejack wants you to celery
>>12288689cool, can they help me move or should I just throw all my stuff out
>>12288743SunshineCeleryStalks
>>12288607That's just horse puberty, it was inevitable. I wonder how she'll react to fur growing where there was no fur before.
what program do I draw horse in
>>12288743I wish they'd show more of Sweet Apple Acres's other crops that aren't apples, I think it's neat that she grows corn and celery and stuff.
>>12288791photoshop
>>12288791I'm assuming you're using Windows, so SAI or Ps
>>12288788pfffthahahabutt tufts
>>12288791The program that's right for you
>>12288519how high is your mouse sensitivity. Lower it and it really helps.
>>12288788Does that mean fillies are completely smooth down there?
>>12288811You tell me, Anon. You're the expert here.
https://derpibooru.org/381758
THERE AIN'T NO CURE FOR THE SUMMERTIME BLUES
>>12288791paper
>>12288834How the fuck do you people think sex works? Every time I think I've seen or heard the dumbest interpretation there's shit like this.
WE'RE APPLES TOGETHER
>>12288818I try not to stare at the fillies back there. I want to keep having our playdates. If ponies think I'm a fillyfooler they won't let me hang out with them anymore. Their tea parties are the shit.
>>12288834That's a fucking ugly penis.Even Naylor draws them better.
>>12288841I am installing paper now. Thank you
>>12288834I don't think that's how tits work.
>>12288849>>12288861>>12288875>them comments>derpibooru doesnt load for meahhh someone imgur it please
>>12288849the person who drew it, and the people who consume it hae most likely never had sex
>>12288849You put your penis in her belly button and jiggle it around. After that you go to the hospital and pick out a baby.
>>12288849>>12288861>>12288875As terrible as this is, I think about how I don't think I could do that pose. I don't have the experience. ;_;
>>12288788Do they shave it? Or just groom it finely?
>>12288834Why does that dick have an elbow
>>12288835I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO
>>12288935They let it grow until it conjoins with their tail. That's why you can't see their genitals on the show.
>>12288834There are some things about this image that I like, but overall it falls pretty far short
MLPG, I think my special talent is breaking cuffs.
>>12288935Smooth shaven pony pussy? Scandalous. That pony goes trotting down the street and every time the tail sways those behind her get a flash of pink.
>>12288971could be worse, I guess
>>12288971How useful
>>12288971You cant break those cuffs.
>>12288994>>12288971http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQTXawaAKNA
>>12288910>You put your penis in her belly button and jiggle it around. After that you go to the hospital and pick out a baby.oh okay nevermind you guys do know how sex works.
>>12288960>editing out the wings so you can post your own picture again for shame dooks
>>12288954So to have sex do they have to shave first?
>>12288615>6 people.You lie.
Pony wouldn't do drugs
I just calculated that I've masturbated approximately 10800 times in my life...Could have sworn it would be more than that...
>>12289051pony would consume a variety of mind and body altering substances
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>12289050It was 6 when I posted it!But no one else joined.
>>12289054I should really stop masturbating for a while. My best orgasm was when i got circumscribed at 18 and couldn't jack off for a month due to stitches/healing.The day I was finally able to cum I nearly passed out because how amazing it felt.
>>12289054When I was 12 I started counting my times.I forgot to keep counting at around 74.
>>12289006http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RtPuuOFdjonow pon related for some reason
>>12289114
>>12289114I'm not a fan of how big real horses' muzzles are.
>>12289131Anyone got some dik-diks?
>>12289150Also they have little mouths at the tip
>>12289150All the better to stick your dick into.
>>12289150http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8QQQo_CEI
>>12289164>>12289167Considering how long their mouths are and how long their tongues must be, I'd bet a languages horses speak would probably have a lot of vowels.
>>12289061Pony isn't a degenerate!
>>12289203Vowels and fricatives
I just thought of something. When Pinkie is disguising herself in Party Of One, where does she get a human-sized trenchcoat?
>>12289225You don't know that
>>12289236She's Pinkie Pie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnffwNFfd8k
>>12289203>>12289232I'm just glad ponies speak good ol' English.
>>12289236A minotaur
>>12289236From the human museum where they keep all the excavated artifacts of the ancient human society that used to rule Equestria when it was still called 'Earth'
>>12289232Mmm. I like fricatives. V's and F's and all that. Especially that zh sound in treasure.
>>12289245I liked Kinky's 183 unfinished one better.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXJq3O1tpa0
PINKIE PIE
>you will never find a better place in this twilight
HORSE PUSSY
>>12289245http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkHO4aAC3Q
>>12289286http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGp4McqK_Ww
derp
>>12289348How many times do you think Seth has jacked it to this video?
>>12289239pony is pureremove degenerates
>>12289343>winking>musky>puffy
>>12289343
>>12289348I unf and laugh at that video so much
>>12289432>>12289371http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMFg_aLpOfg
>>12289456Pretty hilarious.That lead me to Scoots404's channel. Which lead me to a really awkward boner.
>>12289494Just the way he's so casual about mentioning pony masturbation needs kills me
Pony is very sick and needs a $10,000 operation to get better. Or putting them down will cost $100. What do you do.
>>12289506A man has needs.
>>12289494I'm not sure if I do or don't want to watch those videos
>>12289532a manbaby has wants.
>>12289456>>12289348I just noticed that they're jerking each other offunf
big ponies
>>12289528Shoot the pony because I can't afford $10,000
>>12289558Little ponies
>>12289528WHAT'S ANOTHER 10k OF DEBT FOR A PONY
>>12289567>fingernailsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12289536In case you change your mind, watch this video. Turn the sound off because the sound effects are jarring.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qf43qsSpRY
>>12289588Man this is one awkward boner.
>>12289567big ponies
>>12289528>implying i wouldn't have lodesemone from showing people my amazing singing magical horseso amazing even Death wanted one.
>>12289606
>>12289612>That tiny dickPoor guy
>>12289629She sure has a big ass.
>>12289629>you will never ride around in Biggershy's mane directing her like Rommel from a tank hatch
>>12289629
>>12289629Why would I want to cuddle a giant flutters? She'd probably be breathing her pony breath on me all night.
>>12289646WhoahKinda unfKinda really unf
>>12289646pls no
>>12289652Her breath smells like daffodils
>>12289650Iwaht
>>12289666
>>12289650What
>>12289666butts
>>12289650I think I've seen Celestia's face before
>>12289606big humans
>>12289650Wow.
>That late night hats.It was fun, guys.Seriously you guys fucking suck.
>>12289677God I just want to turn her into a little piggy and fuck her brutally until she admits that she likes being a fat slut
>>12289716>implyingNormal humans and little humans.
>>12289677>>12289705>>12289692NO
>>12289751Hey RedWhy don't you draw more dicks?
>>12289751Not enough dicks for your liking?
>>12289677LEWD DETECTEDDEPLOYING UNF
>>12289755wtf are you talking about i did one this morning
>>12289745finebig mutants
>>12289770But it takes two a day to keep the doctor away.
>>12289770link plsDraw the perfect dickOr at least your perfect dick
>>12289770Not big enough
>>12289788http://redintravenous.tumblr.com/post/56147431930/redivdrip-my-actual-male-character-whoa-the
>>12289805>some kind of hybrid human/horse dick
>>12289805
>>12289805That's a weird dick
Cherno is my waifu.
>>12289773I wanna fuck the blonde one
>>12289805Red...please...
>>12289877>Cherno>not Coyote Tango
>>12289885what is it friend
http://furboz.tumblr.com/image/44417280557
>>12289890Your male oc....he's such a nice shade of blue
>>12289892http://haesketchy.tumblr.com/post/56225456984
>>12289908That's not what mutual masturbation is
>>12289877>Cherno>not Miss Mako Mori>you will never lick her slightly-too-big front teeth
>>12289900oh my gosh...
>>12289900>>12289919...Proceed.
>>12289918>those slight beaver teethMaximum d'aww
>>12289926Stevens, no, you fool! You've allowed the specimens to interact! Do you know what this means, man? Do you have any inkling of what you've allowed to happen? My GOD! Run!
>>12289934Sensei, _______________
>>12289908I'm sorry but I just can't get into anthro. Either full pony or full human (preferably pony), inbetweens don work for me.
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
>>12289956
>>12289946Staff fighting is kinda like touching dicks~
>>12289967>tfw you'll never bench 10lbsI'll never be swole like him
>>12289948I can't really blame youhave this insteadhttp://xanafar.tumblr.com/post/54302615258
>>12289919I especially like his heavy line weight. Tell me how much story do you think he has
>>12289992Much better. I thank you.
>>12289998About as much as Red really. He's a map maker and likes to travel all over Equestria. And he used to be apart of like, a pony air force.
>>12290026WHAT'S SO MORNING ABOUT IT?
>>12290003I find that in general Trixie is more attractive than the Cakes
>>12290026It's 5 in the morning and I'm just about to go to bed.Good night mlpg sweet dreams don't let the bed ponies bite
>want to fap to pone>2tired
>>12290081don't fapwait it outback it upedgeyou will thank yourself
>>12290081>fapping to ponies
>>12290081>tried reading a fapfic last night>end up falling asleep halfway through it
Reminder that Van Gogh started drawing when he was 28Reminder that he was awful at itReminder that it's never too late to fibd sonething you love and be great at it
One day my drawings will be fit for human consumption. Until then, goodnight.
>>12290026hi Twilight!
http://pastebin.com/TziP42qH
>>12290103But I don't like drawing, I do it to help this thread. Because MLPG deserves it.
>>12287882Why are you giant foam fingers so tiny?! Fuck you Ross!!
What's your most shameful pony fap?
>>12290126>Yes! Yes! For the love of muffins, don't stop!1000/10
>>12290141My little fetish: Friendship is kinky
>>12290141Anything by hotsauce
>>12290141sweetiecest
>>12290141Kloudmutt's foalcon creampie series, I put Apple Bloom on the family iPad so I could have her in bed with me for that POV experience
>>12290141>What's your most shameful pony fap?
>>12290148Has that got anything to it these days? Last I looked at it (Ages ago), it was just a mess of bodily functions and dead ends.
>>12290081>want to fap to pone>Fuck casual fap>I'm going to be a mare and take in all the dicks>Go to sleep>Lucid dream about being a mare>Don't even do anything sexual
>>12290141Anything by soashamedpony
>>12290165No ideaI was just opening it again for the first time in months now that I'd reminded myself of itThere were a couple paths without farts/scat that I likedAll pretty terrible though
>>12290141I'm not ashamed of my sexuality. >>12290148 >>12290152 >>12290156 >>12290157 >>12290158 >>1229017612 year olds please go
>>12290152>>12290156>>12290157Why do we have so many pedophiles
>>12290181It bothers me more that you're horizontally linking than being a total faggot
So for the two people who wanted it last night, Kerbal Live Feed server is up:autismblox.no-ip.org:2075You need this mod:http://derpy.me/bkDzsPls help me test this, dunno if it works.
>>12290141the chubby guide
>>12290141Humanized R63 shota. Never again.
>>12290194Though human shota Fluttershy was quite the QT3.14...
>>12290141There was this one picture with a lot of stupid gore-ey sketches on it, and one of them was Dash kissing Scootaloo's severed head. Still don't know why I find that one so hot when normally gore stuff's a turnoff for me, but there you go.Sadly I can't post it because I don't seem to have it saved, and can't seem to get Derpiboo.ru working.
>>12290181I'm not ashamed of the contentI got over feeling guilty about fapping to vile things a long long time agoWriting quality is a different story though
>>12290189how many people in this thread play KSP?
>>12290208there's something about severed heads...
>>12290141This http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1780600-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Weight-Gain/map/111111211221112111111121
>>12290141Wasn't entirely shameful, but I'm not entirely proud to admit I enjoyed kitsuneyoukai's "Dragon You Over" comic. It actually had a decent story and characterization to it, even if a good chunk of the plot was "Spike wants to fuck Pony. He fucks Pony X. Moving on." It actually did something with the concept, and was a different take on the coming of age story. Eh.
>>12290216At least four, to my knowledge.
>>12290208It doesn't look like its on Derpibooru anywayNothing matching that description at leastA shame
>>12290216I literally just added it to my inventoryI'm downloading it nowwhat should I expect?
>>12290141Some LMJ picture
>>12290247your rockets falling under their own weightmore struts
>>12290235Just Anons or also trip/namefags?
>>12290260I'm a namefag but I only played it for a few minutes so far to see what its like.
>>12290260Just anons, afaik.
>>12290252Which one?
>>12290247Do you know basic orbital mechanics?If not, do the tutorials and read some stuff from the OP in KSPGIf so, do the tutorials and read some stuff from the OP in KSPG_______It is actually pretty difficult and still in alpha, so prepare to fuck up a lot.Mods are okay, but play stock until you got the hang of it.And champions don't use mechjeb.
>>12290260I think I could stream it if you want
>>12290287The one where Rarity masturbates with a knife
>>12290293what does the sever mod that was linked above do?Can I install that one now or should I wait on that as well?
>>12290141Pinkie Pie with glass in her bloody vagAny Hoihoi pic
>>12290309I have never used it, but I don't think it changes the gameplay itself.
>>12290141Megasweet's pedo stuff.All of it.
>>12290309That's a hack that enables chat and shows other players' craft on your map.It's a kind of pseudo-multiplayer, though different players' ships can't interact.You can install it now or get the hang of the game first; it doesn't actually change the gameplay at all.
>>12290318>tfw Eva D. Tower is ded
>>12290230That thing is great
>>12290318Why are you being ashamed of hhaving god taste?
>>12290293>It is actually pretty difficultIt's really not that hard unless you think that gravity ends in space.
>>12290189Downloading now
>>12290189>tfw all my rockets end up like the ugandan space programI-I'll just practice a little bit more first
>>12290384I'm talking about things like docking, aerobraking and precision landing
>>12290403>dockingunf
>>12290141Anything herehttp://aero.booru.org/
>>12290412I laughed and can never enjoy plane ponies again.
>>12289773You know what bothers me about stuff like this where you have two characters of different sizes standing together? The artist doesn't consider leg length.They can't have their butts at the same level when one of them is a fucking giant unless she's standing in a hole.
>>12290412
http://derpibooru.org/381772You know you would.
>>12290434Would what
>>12290434>tfw Ross left forever only to come back
>>12290434I would totally put that filly on a diet
>>12290434I would not.
>>12290440Rub her belly.
>>12290441It was fat_
https://derpibooru.org/381777
pony wonders when you're going to come visit her
>>12290467is that chicken ponut or apple ponut?
>>12290467
>>12290483Doesn't matter whose it is, it is a delicious ponut.
>>12290506Mhhh mh. This IS a tasty ponut!
>everyone left to fap to the ponut
>>12290542I'm already done anon, what's up
>>12290533God fucking damn it it's too late for this shitI'm up at 3am laughing at someone making a quentin tarantino joke to the sexual act of tasting a pony's anus on an internet board for the discussion of cartoon horsesThe pudding is burnt
>>12290542I actually left for /fit/
>>12290549that just means you need to make more pudding.Angelica won't accept burnt pudding, anon.
>>12290433hey WarthogAce Combat
>>12290559why aren't you lifting?
>>12290603Because the dude who has the keys for our dorms fitness room doesn't respond to my mails and is never in his room.
>>12290615>not lifting the door off it's hinges
W-we ded?
>>12290570BRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT
Applejack tooted.A gust of warm gas escaped her tight, muscular buttocks, permeating her tail and lending to the air an odor of fermented apples, with a slight hint of manure.She blushed heavily and adopted a nervous smile as Apple Bloom regarded her with a grimace of utter contempt. She knew."Applejack...you've tooted, haven't you?" The filly sneered at her elder sister. "I know you did. I can smell it. You bloody idiot. I knew you'd do this. you always do this! We're never going to be astronauts at this rate!"And then...Apple Bloom tooted.
>>12290664
>>12290674I always imagined AJ would be the type to brag.
>>12290674>bloody
>>12290674I was disgusted, then amused. But still disgusted.
>>12290674>You bloody idiotWhy is she British for some reason?
>>12290676On a completely tangential note, screaming the last track on this with my brother like some bloody idiots was some of the best car karaoke I've had in a while.
I want to watch Twilight play KSP, see her meticulously planned ship explode on the launch pad.
>>12290721http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTszZjGcyfk
I want summer to leave. It's impossible to shave properly at these temperatures because you never know if you forgot to shave this spot or if its just the hair sticking to you because you are sweating like a pig
>>12290705Angoor please stay
>>12290729I thought you were going to lose some weight, Anon.
>>12290737If I lose more weight I'm going to look like the friendly neighbourhood skeleton
Even: 0poneOdd: VidyaThe D: Apples
>>12290749what vidya?
>>12290749Play KSP and stram it
>>12290750Was thinkin about continuing System Shock 2>>12290755I don't have that game sorry. Plus I am much too spaghetti to stram. Something about having the mic open at all times bothers me for some strange reason
>>12290768>Not having a mute button on your mike
>>12290768I've never played SS2 but I have it on steam.Stram.
>tfw can't into tweening
>>12290780What is that? The forehead of a transformer?
>>12290768>SS2>not streaming your spaghetti as you pant and sweat through the corridors
>>12290775I wish. Its even one of those desk mics so a mute button seems like a logical thing for it but nope.>>12290776Its pretty good. I have no clue what I am doing with my character build but somehow its working.>>12290791Its made me jump a few times.>Hurry...RUN
>>12290790a butt
>>12290802>I wish. Its even one of those desk mics so a mute button seems like a logical thing for it but nope.>that fucking feel
>>12290805ooooooh now I see it.
ded threadded show
Do you like your ponuts glazed, frosted, or filled?
>>12290863All 3.
Here's a human Octavia with blood on her face for some reason.I'm going to bed now.
>>12290863Extra crispy.
>>12290888Frypone?
>>12290882At the same time?
>>12290892
>>12290892>>12290888>not masterbaiting with glowing hot coalfucking casuals i swear
>>12290906Is she laying an egg?
>>12290906dear god it's smoking
>you will never have a massive horsecock>you will never be able to spurt gallons of cum>you will never glaze a pony
>>12290906screaming>>12290913If I didn't pass out every time I got an erection, damn right would I love having one. I like playing with thickness.
>Snails in EqG gets replaced by FemSnails>that part when Sunset Shimmer turns them into demons>FemSnails is now a professional succubus slut
>>12290913>you will never suck a horsedick and be rewarded with all the delicious candy semen you can drink
>>12290921Yes?
>>12290933>drink>not literally suffocate on
>>12290933>you will never be someone's personal drinking stallion
>>12290913>>12290933>>12290938>You'll never exist entirely on the nutrients from your companion stallion's cum
>>12290921
>>12290944
>>12290941>you will never surprise your partner with breakfast in bed>you will never give them a nice long shower afterwards>you will never get milked casually on the couch afterwards
>>12290946
>xsplit has a push to talk keywell I feel retarded.
>>12290951>you will never be surprised by your partner with breakfast in bed>you will never get a nice long shower from him afterwards>you will never casually milk him on the couch afterwards
>>12290960>fluttershy notices dash's missing wing.gif
>>12290958It does?
>>12290960how can that be nonsexual? they are standing RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!perhaps this is as close to a relationship as shipfags ever got and therefore don't know any better
>>12290964>you will never get someone to writefag about this
>>12290964>you will never shudder and moan as their hands work your shaft expertly>you will never whimper softly as you feel another climax building>you will never groan and unload for a solid minute, gasping and nuzzling into their body
>>12290969Yeah its under hotkeys. If it works how I think it does it may solve my microphone spaghetti issue.
>>12290958>using XSplit instead of OBS
>>12290982>you will never overfill them to the point of spilling all over the couch>you will never hug them through all your semen>you will never take another shower together
>>12290964>not Futalestia>not enjoying two kinds of milk at the same time
>>12290986I didnt put too much thought in to a streaming program considering I do very little.
>>12290987>you will never get your fat ponynuts lovingly rubbed and kneaded
>>12291002Ah!Pinkie!I was just...totally not masturbating to the thought of Celestia's futa cum!I was doing something entirely distinct from that!
>>12290941Didn't /d/ find out that you can't actually live on semen alone?
>>12291011Maybe not human semenPony cum is a different matter isn't it
>>12291011I wouldn't be surprised.>>12291009hng>>12291002pank
>>12290990Fair enough. I'd still suggest switching to OBS as it offers all the features of a paid XSplit for free. Plus it isn't that big of a resource hog when streaming vidya.
>>12291010>Futalestia finds out about it from Pinkie>shows up to watch next time
>>12291029>Sees your tiny dick>"Well this is a waste of time"
>>12291026Im using a cracked Xsplit anyway but if it ends up not being too much trouble I'll give OBS a look.On a related note does twitch allow you to make a channel private?
>>12291038>holds you down with magic>coats you in her semen>your cock swells huge>"Now, please continue."
>>12291011You would have to gobble several kilograms of it every day to keep you alive.Which isn't exactly feasible.
>>12291039>On a related note does twitch allow you to make a channel private?Yes, you can hide it from Settings -> Privacy.
>>12291071awesome. Im more inclined to stram thanks to these discoveries.Now if only I wasnt bad at vidya.
>>12291100
>>12291050>she sees you struggling to handle yourself>takes pity and jerks you off>you pass out half-way through>wake up covered in your own spunk
>>12291109
>>12291100i'm hoping for better animation too.i was actually surprised by the story board.they actually drew emotions instead of stock animations like a korean made cartoon
Pears.
>>12291143
>>12291126Her figure is beautiful apples
>>12291143Oranges>Grapes>Apples>Pears
>>12291143wash your mouth out with soap appleblewm
pony = sex????? :)
>>12291157Bananas>>>>>>>>Pears>Grapes>Apples
>>12291163>bananaswhy don't you just suck on dick ya fuckin faggot
Welp birds are chirping time for bed. Thanks for the stram information.Night MLPG
>>12291143We know what a pear figure looks like on a girl..What does an apple figure look like?
>>12291178Like you think it wouldMore middle than top or bottom
Is purple a fruit?
>tfw Britain bans pornIt's like they're trying to out-Australia Australia.
>>12291143The only thing pears are good for are pear figures
>>12291185http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3BNsttZQGQHoly shit i have a reason to post this
>>12291198is that simon pegg?
>>12291209yep
>>12291209>>12291212Oh. Sorry. The show is called Big Train. Simon Pegg used to work on it.
>>12291185America has a ban on sodomy.but that doesn't stop anyone from doing it.
>>12291138Well of course the animatics looked more expressive. They were drawn by different people with different styles. Animatics always tend to look really fun for most shows, even when they're simplistic.
>>12291217Sodomy bans are a state-by-state thing.
>>12291198>They predicted MLPG in the workplace
>>12291238>implying this is isn't based on a true story>implying this isn't the reason why all notable britfags have left MLPG
>>12291222yeah, but the actual show from S3 is all just stock animation that they just cut and paste in a very cheap manner.there was barely any "new" animation it looked like it was dragged and dropped.there is saving money, and then there is being out right lazy.babs seed was one of the few ones that had more than several backdrops that weren't reused from previous seasons and episodes.i hope they actually animate in S4. cause the first pony comic had more emotion showing than most of the season.
>>12291245Does that mean the poh-lice is now aftah me?
>>12291248>it looked like it was dragged and droppedYou... You do know they use Flash, right?Do you know how Flash works?
70% cocoa is the best kind of chocolate
>Futalestia will never walk you through the basics of pleasuring a horsecock that's longer than you are tall
>>12291266>that's longer than you are tallNah manNAHHHIt should be no longer than Anon's torso
>>12291261i just don't have that optimism.we shall see.it does look like they actually spent some more fucking time on the story board than. hurr, we need to shoe horn this in stick figure ponies everywhere.
>Leth's birthdayI have no idea what to give you, just to say happy birthday, and thank you for all you've done for MLPG.
http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/AvatarMarketplace?Brand=14537New MLP-themed avatar items. Character hoodies (like the WeLoveFine ones) and a Rainbow Dash "toy" that flies around your guy.
ITTY BITTY PONY
>>12291273is that a no to futa Trixie being longer than your arm?I've got a pretty hard size kink so I kind of lose track of reasonable scales
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>12291311itty bitty pone
>>12291311THE TINIEST OF ALL THE LITTLE PONIES
>>12291290Don't have an account. How does that look animated?
http://shepherd0821.tumblr.com/post/56228910407/this-is-really-bad-i-cant-login-da-now-i-think
>>12291335something got fucked up and now pony is hugewhat do
>>12291338lol. what a faggot. using DA
>>12291318Not him, but a Trixie about as long as your forearm would be good enough.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/super-lesbian-horse-rpg.html#more
>>12291350assuming everything was proportional, how tall would that make her?
>>12291344Exactly that.
>>12291336Give me a few moments, I'll record a gif.It's actually not that bad, aside from the low-fidelity nature of it. She flies around, makes a little rainbow tornado, lands on your hand, then repeats the cycle.
>>12291354the size thing only comes into play with her futa cock right?m-maybe she could be half a head taller than anon.or a whole one.
>>12291353Is that a goddamned Protoman sprite recolorI haven't seen those in ages.>>12291362Pre-emptive thanks.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/pony-avatar-stuff-added-to-xbox-live.htmlFuck subtlety, I'm doing it.
>>12291372sometimes i look at these things and wonder how we could have possibly started all that.
Is derpiboo down?
>>12291366might as well go for broke and make him nipple high
>>12291380Working for me.
Did Jessy dra thatw Nightnmarity and batguards I requested?
>>12291353
>>12291382no too, big. let's say one and a third head taller than anon.and since she's taller now her dick needs to be a tad bigger too keep the proportions right
>Princess Futwily's embarrassingly thick erection
>>12291388DONT BE A NARC, NANAKO
hug that ponyhug it!
>>12291409NoI wanna go home
>>12291388HeystramAnything
>>12291420But anon, I should sleep.
we beb
>>12291406Twilight needs to get used to her new appendages, now that she's a princess. Unfortunately she is very sensitive towards the strange new hormones and her libido is on a hair trigger right now, even worse is that her unaccustomed brain doesn't quite now how to handle her quipment just yet and overdoes things quite a lot.
>>12291405>you will never have a beautiful futahumanpony lover who can scale herself freely
>>12291422Oh, well I suppose mortals do tire.Good night.
futa futa futa futa apples futa futa futa futa futa
>>12291431>tfw human futalestia will never be continued
season 4 a shiteverything since s2e24 a shit
would mlpg get the mayo for pony?
>>12291437Didn't something like this happen with Twilight Sparkle the other day?
>>12291185That's what britbongs get for letting the world walk all over them
>>12291448Gonna need a link if it did
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeezus#Track_listingHow come Kanye doesn't write his own music and lyrics?
>>12291441I disagree with your first statement and agree with the second.Except I liked SiP.
>>12291443oh I'd give her the mayo alright
>>12291441What about one of the best episodes of the series?I may be biased since it has Scootaloo
>mlp airs in 170 countriesgood lord
>>12291480I didn't even know there WERE 170 countries.
>>12291480Seriously?
>>12291458oh good, heinessen is backhttp://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S12167805#p12169067I've lost track of how many times I've jerked it to the futalestia thingI didn't even like futa this time last week
>>12291475this guy gets it
>>12291491can you write? everyone else backed out. thread's in the sub.
>>12291491 Futa is the cancer
>>12291496>>12291475>>12291460Is there anyone who doesn't like SiP? I know everyone has different opinions on which S3 episodes are decent - I mean, some people even manage to dislike JFS - but SiP seems universally liked.
>>12291491i wrote in both of these greentexts now that i read it. as i said, thread's in the sub, still no real replies, come on man.
I hope this turned out okay. Ps kinda blows at gifs in my experience...and also not sure of what 4chan's gif limit is.
>>12291491>I've lost track of how many times I've jerked it to the futalestia thing>Jerking it>To my writingClearly you had taste a week agoYou must have had a terrible fall
>>12291504It's not possible.There was nothing bad about the episode though I don't like the Dash-Scoots thing.
>>122915074chan's filesize limit is 3mb and your guy looks like an idiotthanks for the gif thoughCan you post a screenshot of what the backpack looks like from behind?
>>12291504There were a few people who screamed "MUH PANDERING" because of Luna when it aired but it was pretty obvious they were just shitposters
>>12291507Thanks.oh god what's with her front legs
>>12291509>There was nothing bad about the episodeLuna showing up was pretty gay.
>>12291516I purposefully made him look like an idiot for the, uh, photoshoot. That's the closest to a neckbeard that XBL has.
>>12291518>>12291509The problem wasnt that Luna made an appearanceit was how it was executed. It felt really tacked on, the worst of that is the very final scene with Luna winking at scootaloo in the dream just before the credits.
>>12291507Wow, nice.
>>12291486Their are only 26 countries that havent aird it yet.Im guessing they are all located in africa and one is atleast north korea.
Daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
>>12291498>>12291505>the subblehmaybe I'll check it out later>>12291508No, I'm pretty sure I never had tasteI think you just did a good job of setting up a scenario that hits my kinks
>>12291516The shirt and wristbands come as a part of the backpack.
>>12291507hey that's pretty neat, I'd use that, too bad it's not real
>>12291518Dash/Scoots was more pandering than Luna showing up.Those people are stupid.
>>12291290It's funny since the MS Avatar and anything related to them won't pass over to the Xbone.
>>12291539>Dash/Scoots>panderingbut why
>>12291537The toys are also not visible anywhere in the dashboard, practically speaking. You only see it when browsing your own account, I think.>>12291541I thought they were transferring over. The MS E3 breifing showed gamerpics that included avatar pictures.
>>12291521Luna showing up was one of the best parts of the episode. She actually did something and they squeaked in a little bit of world building by the end of the season. (The idea of Luna affecting dreams) I was just super afraid that Applejack was going to call her out on being scared and embarrass her in front of her friends. The luna thing kind of came out of left field for me.
>>12291528That's the biggest issue with SiP. Had they set it up at the beginning of the episode, maybe in a small dialogue o something, it wouldn't have been so out of place.
>>12291508>>12291535where have you been? i unsuccessfully tried to get anyone on board with thing for a week now.
>>12291552Set up what, Luna's appearance? She showed up in the background of Scoot's prior dreams in that episode.
>>12291528Well they had to find some deus ex machina to help Scoot overcome her worries
>>12291548>She actually did somethingYeah, she deus-ex-machina'd the entire episode.
>>12291547Well, last I heard you couldn't transfer your Avatar items so you have to start over again.
>>12291558What I'm saying is that the reason why the final scene it felt tacked on becuase it was completely redundant. We already know thing are good between Rainbow and Scoots and we know that Luna had helped her greatly. It was just padding, we didn't need to see the rusty horseshoe pony again just to repeat what we all saw just the scene before. it was just to show us luna one more time
>>12291562Luna didn't solve anything directly by her showing up though. She didn't just fix the problem like a deus-ex machina implies, she just helped Scootaloo get there on her own.
>>12291544Think back to season 1.That was a very popular thing that bronies wanted, it was enough that Lauren said that Dash wouldn'y make a very good sister.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Btk7UeiiNJo
>>12291570not only is Futa cancer PLUS the CP shit, MS draws fucking terrible unnapealing dicks
>this thread
>>12291582>filenameEvery fucking time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIpZs-mK9ok&feature=c4-overview&list=UUSqWnVAKx_V57ATMJ7GzLqQ
>>12291571>we didn't need to see the rusty horseshoe pony againIt was a fun gag, though.
>>12291574Despite the problems, it's still the best episode of s3
>>12291589surebut my point still stands
>>12291574>every time the show has something in it that the fanbase would enjoy, it's panderingoh okay
>>12291578>The one poor sod with a 2" thick dickMy pinkie finger is thicker than that
>>12291581plshttp://derpibooru.org/60546
>>12291593Definitely.
>>12291570http://derpibooru.org/148562>tfw no high resolution
>Derpy>Doctor Hooves>muffins>in the same scene>on official mediaChances of me dropping the comic: Pretty fucking high.
>>12291578is that erect girth or flaccid girth?
>>12291578what do these percentages mean?
>>12291618WHAT FUCKING AMAZING QUALITY
>>12291554alright, I replied to your threadfor the record, I think the marshmallow horse guy was on the right track
>>12291625PercentileSo that's the percentage of people you're bigger than
>>12291616Twilight is perfectI wouldn't mind playing with Celestia at all though
>>12291630>60-70%Uh... close enough I guess.
>>12291618It's just a background thing.
>>12291593
>>12291616>AJ>uncutAll Republicans are circumcised. This pic is inaccurate.
>>12291618They've been having those gags in the background since the beginning...
>>12291625in the 3rd study, 100% of guys have a length less than 8 inchesin the 2nd study, 92.8% of guys have an erect length less than 4.25 inchesEt cetera.
>>12291644GO TO BED
>>12291647she doesn't vote.
>>12291578>tfw bigger than 99% in every figure
>tfw 34°C and 65% humidityCelestia, I love you and all, but please show some mercy - how am I even supposed to work at this temperatures?
>>12291658timestamped pics or gtfo
>>12291662>tfw thunderstorm atm
>>12291578Someone had a circumference of less than 2"?Man how does he even masturbate?
>>12291658Your dick is more than 5.75 inches flaccid?Fuck you.
>>12291651Fuck yes, I like that oc
>>12291667Anally I'd imagine
>>12291667With a thimble.
>>12291667Chopsticks?
>>12291662
>>12291670Flaccid is impossible to measure reallyIt varies so much
>>12291658you better post a pic
What if Pikmin and ponies?
>>12291683What if your waifu and my dick?
>>12291679I'm actually 'used' to even worse conditions because I lived in the attic for a long time - but it's still almost impossible to properly work currently.
>>122916812 pics. one flaccid, one hard.I want to see a 6 inch flaccid penis so I have a valid reason to pour hydrofluoric acid down my throat.
>>12291582
>>12291683Ponies are so much bigger than Pikmin, I doubt they even notice them in their day to day.Zecora knows though.
>you will never buy a $2000 computer for a complete stranger
>>12291699>spending $2000 on a computer
>>12291699
>>12291693This is the internet, you know he's lying.
>>12291683>Fluttershy notices some strange ants one day
>>12291707That's why I want a picture.
>>12291702I like how my friend got his parents to buy him a 2k machine, that wasn't even up to snuff specs-wise at the time.I kept telling him how he could get the same specs for less than half the price, but he wouldn't listen.
>>12291708And a miniature spaceman.
>>12291712was it alienware?
>>12291699I still don't know how he spent 2k on it.I bought one for ~1,2k with monitor, keyboard, mouse and everything and it was already pretty top tier.
>>12291718Not alienware, but some other overpriced brand anyway.
>>12290434seeing a morbidly obese child always makes me sad. its not their fault they dont know any better. their entire lives could be ruined from the awful mistakes of the parents.
>tfw
>>12291723Pre-built garbage most likely.
>>12290467this guys docks are weird, i cant understand them.just trying to imagine what they look like without the tail creeps me out.
http://youtu.be/c6epnW6qOX8?t=21m1s
>>12291739not today!...shit
>>12291742>tfw you developed a fetish for docks>but barely anyone draws them nicely
>>12291745http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gXaq0fmzk
How much would it cost to get me a good performing computer. The kind I could play modern games on, maybe not top of the line but good overall
>>122917546-800 would work, 1-1.2k to make it last a while.
>>12291742You motherfucker.Why would you point that out to me?It was just a picture of a soft, pliable, lickable pony butt until you fucking said that. Now it's a weird dock with a series of unrelated scribbles surrounding it!
>>12291754I just helped Roogna build one a couple of weeks ago for around $750-800. Bed soon I promise.
http://viooz.co/movies/19695-my-little-pony-equestria-girls-2013.htmlfound the higher quality camrip of theatre equestria girls againIt's not the dvd version rip, which quite frankly should be soon, but it's something
>>12291754>http://www.logicalincrements.com/$584 USD
>>12291754If you build one yourself, probably around $600Prebuilt is gonna cost $2-300 more
>>12291751I know that feel.
>>12291745
Good Morning dorks, did S4 get a release date yet?
>>12291769http://i.imgur.com/kPUIGCt.jpg
>>1229177512/26/2014
>>12291628maybe we can find a solution to that later. take your time if you wish, but stop in from time to time.
>>12291769that ass looks so very soft
>>12291775At what the fuckshit am I looking?
>>12291783pls no
>>12291742the dock is a little off but acceptablethe anus is 10/10vag is a little off but still goodthe giant soft horse butt cheeks are goodoverall i call it a success. if you can learn to focus on the positive in things you will enjoy it more.
>>12291754look up logical increments$700 will do you pretty well, more than that if you need a monitor and peripherals though
>>12291780not bad>>12291787perfect for squeezing
>>12291775Yeah, it's common knowledge, but Hasbro decided to steal the knowledge.Maybe if we all go to their headquarters and sing their wallets will grow 3 sizes larger then they'll reveal the date to us.
>>12291723http://horsefucking.co/ot/res/86.html
>>12291616>twilight>black>blacks>smart
>>12291769>you'll never lick Celestia's tail-dock while she stifles a giggle
>>12291802>perfect for squeezingamong other things...
>>12291810>twilight>smartDYEWTS
>>12291812>tfw SB won't share with us
>>12291818>purplesmart>not smartu dumb nigga
>>12291812>nanaki>big
>>12291754Once a month MMOchampion posts a list of computer builds for a range of budgets. Just pick what you're willing to spend and buy the shit they tell you to.If you've never assembled a computer before don't worry. It's easy as shit. You could train a chimp to do it.
>>12291802I want to do things to the pink pony's butt.
>>12291828Have no fear anon, I'm A+ certified. i can build my own
>>12291828>inb4 he plugs the power supply in 110V mode in a 220V connection
>>12291845Don't joke about that shit gave me goosebumps.
>>12291825>purplesmarther alternate name is Magichorn, you piss-swimming autistand all she ever does in the show is act like a retard
Hitchcock thread
>>12291845But every decent PSU is auto selecting these days
>>12291854excuse me, her name is Princess Bookpurple
i thought her name was niggerdicks
>>12291845I knew a guy who did that to a school computer. We were repairing it and while it was on he asked 'what does this switch do?' and flicked it before I could reach over to stop him.There was smoke and everything. It was great.
How are you?Also, my roommate Gami says he was looking up the drug interactions and some of them were dementia, mood swings, being bitchy, etc. Hmm. That does explain a lot. Now, given, this is the definition for bipolar too but it does make a lot of sense...No would argue I've been very troubled lately and lashing out unexpectedly, sometimes without a lot of merit beyond "because I feel like it."
>>12291862NopeIt's Magichorn, Treekicker, Speedycloud, Yellowquiet, Squiggletail, and Songsmile
>>12291874it USED to be magichornshe ascendeds3e13 is canondeal with it, denialfags
>>12291870was his name Alan?because i had an Alan back in highschool who did that, dumb nigger
>>12291784we'll see
>>12291883>>12291870A guy called Lance did that at mine.
>>12291880>magicwings
Pony made you breakfast.
>>12291880Anon, she has time travel powers. She can travel with you to a time when she doesn't have any, but there's always the issue of paradox...
>>12291892That sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
>>12291896stupid pony, I'm going to bedI don't need four cups of coffee right now
>people who say they are going to bed>you say goodnight>but they still hang around for another hour or two
>>12291897>you will never have a threesome with future twilight and past twilight
>>12291897If she traveled back in time, she would still have her wings, at most there would be an alternate Twilight with no wings.
>>12291896>four cupstoo much coffee
>>12291841what kind of things?
>>12291903>>12291902Artists are bad at sleeping.A lot of Twilys sounds awesome.
>>12291905What if she uses an illusion spell/mind-altering spell so you can't sense them?
>>12291902I say goodnight when I want people to stop talking to me. It has nothing to do with the time that I crawl into bed and fall unconscious for eight hours.
>>12291903What if foursome with filly Twilight, wingless Twilight, and Twilycorn?
>>12291809I'm not sure if I should consider it generous or creepy as hell.
>>12291927Too many Twilys... they'll nerd you to death about books instead of fucking.
>>12291924Luna could change her entire appearance, I'd imagine it wouldn't be too hard for her to do it.
>>12291927>no EqG twily
>>12291927What if foursome with four filly Twilights?______________________
>>12291927Sounds illegal under Equestrian law.Would not partake.
>>12291937>wanting eg anythingfucking kill yourself
>>12291937EG Twilight isn't at a different time, she's in a different universe, and why would you want that anyway, it's not like they look good.
>>12291944You probably do more illegal things in one day. This is nothing.
>>12291938that'd be a fivesome, because you'd still be in it
>>12291938That would be a fivesome.Unless you just want to watch, you cuckolding faggot
>>12291961I don't think it counts as cuckolding when you're observing selfcest
>>12291957>>12291961You are a filly Twilight yourself.
>>12291957>>12291961im glad MLPG is good at maths like purplesmart
>>12291961you have five centuries to name a dumber fetish than cuckoldry
>>12291968What am I thinking of? humiliation? orgasm-denial?Some pussy femdom shit like that
Fluttershy should I get a pet rat?Should I get two so one won't be lonely?
>>12291969Transformation spell? Okay.
>>12291976incest
>>12291976It's not dumb, just depressing.
>>12291976futa
>>12291976castration
>when i first heard of EQG i thought it was the worst thing in the world worse than the holocaust>everyday i start to like it more and moreFUCK
>>12291973
Why aren't you watching the best anime this season has to offer, MLPG?
>>12291993>you actually watched it>>>/oceanofurine/
>>12291997What chinese girl cartoon is that?
>>12292001>he didn'tponies is ponies man, you gotta watch it eventually
>>12292001>>>/yonderaquaticmassofuricacid/
>>12291993huh, i just thought it was mediocre in the worst way possible, bland and forgettable, but not bad enough to be notworthy.
>>12292002boku no spaghetti
>>12291976
>>12291997why does that tree have asses growing in it
>>12292005Humans aren't ponies.
>>12292018it's ponies for the first and last minutes
>>12291993I don't hate it as much as I used to, but I don't 'love' or anything like that. Like >>12292007 said.I'd still fuck EG Rarity and EG Dash while in their prom dress.
>>12292005personmovie is not horsecartoon
>>12292014Too late, anon.Egoraptor already made that joke.
>>12292005I have seen it and I disagree. You don't miss out on anything good if you don't watch EG.
>>12292007the problem for me is i stopped caring about mlp since it could never be what i hoped it would.since i stopped treating it like a serious show that needs to have 100% accurate canon i can enjoy it more. i would now be fine if the EQG humans showed up in the pony world. it could be cute.
>>12292010>that ending
>>12292039>i would now be fine if the EQG humans showed up in the pony worldYou're the worst
>>12291997what is this show?
>>12292039>i would now be fine if the EQG humans showed up in the pony world.
>>12292010
>>12292047Watamote
>>12292056thanks guy, i hope there is boobs in this show
we are the ded
would you a ded
>>12292056>That openingheh
I spent far too much time wallowing in self-hatred today.I should've just distracted myself with video games and cartoons like I usually do.
>>12292114why do you hate yourself?
>>12292121Because they only thing that keeps me from killing myself is my ability to masturbate.
Bad things happen
>>12292105I always think Apple Bloom looks like she has an odd smile there.
>>12292128hey, me too!
>>12292128that's not why you hate yourself, that's why you haven't killed yourself yetanswer the question bro
what is a polite way to tell someone they draw ugly horse dicks?http://haesketchy.tumblr.com/post/56225456984/mr-and-mrs-cake-trying-to-keep-the-flame-of-love
Was that scoots thing from last night capped?
>>12292114It's not healthy to do that anon.Do what I do when I'm sad, stare at this piece of music for a while.http://classicalguitar.homeip.net/files/No2_1.gifhttp://classicalguitar.homeip.net/files/No2_2.gif
>>12292136The fact that I have failed life to such a degree that the single, gossamer string that keeps me attached to it is my ability to masturbate makes me hate myself.
>>12292159"Your horsecocks aren't appealing"
>>12292164ok now we're getting somewherehow have you failed life?
>>12292159Tell them what you think is wrong with it and why you don't believe that they're unappealing.
>>12292167thats not very nice though, i actually like this person.
>>12292175isn't being in MLPG failure enough?
>>12292180>liking>peopleEqGfag pls gtfo
>>12292159Your dicks look like extruded tubes of salami with the bottom half wrapped in bubbling silicone
>>12292180"Man, your drawings are nice but you could improve on your horsecocks"
>>12292128How about learning a skill?
https://soundcloud.com/thehorseman/swedish
>>12292195what the fuck am i looking at
>>12292175Fat, ugly, stupid, socially retarded, poor, friendless and all those things have been true for so long that I couldn't change any of them even if I tried.I'm not a in a rut; my life began and instantly fell into a deep pit from which there is no escape.
>>12292195are those amputees or are they just bound really really well?
>>12291976>>>12290412
>>12291802*wonk*
>>12292206Looks like they're amputees.
>>12292202could be worse, could have been blackthere, your life is now infinetly better
>>12292187thanks anon this is perfect
>>12292217That's one way of looking at it.Another way is that I was born with every advantage that it is possible to have and I still failed miserably.At least if I was black I would have an excuse.
>>12292220You owe me a blowjob nowI can assure you that my human dick isn't ugly
>>12292202>all those things have been true for so long that I couldn't change any of them even if I tried.bullshit. you can change at least some of those things (fat, socially retarded, poor, friendless). and i doubt you're actually "stupid".why are you poor? do you have a job?
>>12292232You have a dick that's not human?
Why did sentenal buy Tex a computer?
>>12292220You asked for a polite method and this is far from it
>>12292250we may never know
>>12292241Philomena was never that large.
>>12292250autism
>>12292250to be helpful
>>12292250Why did Tex accept a computer from a poor stranger?
>>12292250>>12292256http://mlpg.co/ot/res/86.html
>>12292238I wouldn't know where to begin fixing them and no one in any position to help me could possibly have the patience to help me with any of itEven you, I'm sure you're just asking these questions to make yourself feel better about your own life. I just don't really have it in me to care about that right now.I have a casual job. They haven't needed me for 2 weeks now.
>>12292250Sent went to a parochial school like me and as a result was brainwashed to be kinder than anyone in the world should be.Poor fool, at least he's good at keeping things archived.
>>12292272That doesn't answer anything
>>12292273Stop being such a fuck and get therapy/medication
I just want to fuck pones
>>12292282ey there it isOut the park, bro. You nailed it.The panacea of therapy, medication will make me a capable, functional member of society! That's just how it works!
>>12292273i'm not doing this to feel better about myself, i'm doing it to give you a clear picture of reality . your shit isn't nearly as hopeless as you think it is.start by getting another job and looking into counseling.
>>12292252i dont know what else to do. i didnt see any decent options so i went with the humor approach.saying "your amazing artist and i love you but your cocks are terrible" sounds too cheesy and fake to me.also my knowledge of horse dick anatomy isnt good enough to give anyone proper critique
>>12292306did anyone ever put together an imgur gallery of horsedick references?
I'm going to go play with my fish and fiddler crabs.Also, daily dosing this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P79kPrUWAeI&feature=player_detailpage
>>12292292good goy, buy more pills, support the pharmaceutic industry everyday for your fake happiness
Did you lift today, MLPG?
>>12292267Because he's a Sweetie belle
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>>12292310pictures can only help so much. someone needs a guide explaining how a sheath works and its purpose or what the preputial ring is and why its formed in that shape so people understand.
>>12292259It is a baby Celestia
This is the end of MLPG.
>>12292445it's the end of the pone as we know it
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIWILL ALWAYS LOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>12292292Pills and therapy aren't supposed to be fucking magic and no one thinks they are.And you have to know that so why caricature them? Why react to advice with sarcasm and hostility?And no I'm not the person who said it.
>>12292306That's only humorous to you and looks insulting to receive. It's not cheesy to just go "I like your art and all, but I think it would look better if you could work on the way you draw dicks" and if you want, then you can keep going and say that they bother you or why they do
>>12292531Cute scrunchy face.
Would you imply a pony
>>12292531>jessy drew my request
>>12292507Because the only thing I hate more than myself is people trying to get me to pay them for placebos 'designed' to make me stop hating myself.
>>12292549and dooks colored itaren't you a lucky bunny
>>12292531aw yeahdammit, I KNOW there are cutefics out there featuring these two but I've never seen them anywhere, and if I have I have promptly forgotten about themany suggestions?
>>12292563yes anon
>>12292569I think you mean greentext caps.
>>12292560I'll ignore for a second whether therapy and drugs work because you're starting from the assumption that they don't and therapists are just trying to bilk you.Does that justify being a dick to someone who thinks they MIGHT work who advises you to go? They're not trying to rip you off personally. It just makes you look hostile for no fucking reason.
>>12292549>someone does your requestone of the best feels
>>12292618>opaque black barsHUEunf
>>12292618>do nothing but answer calls for requests all day once>mfw all of them got done>mfw nearly every request I've ever requested has been doneif only somebody was good enough at drawing people to draw that Stephen Fry picture I used to ask about sometimes
>>12292618>no wingsC'mon.
>>12292618There's not much point of censorship when you can see right through it.
>>12292638>I don't know the difference between opaque and translucent
>>12292661You could call me... dense
>>12291362aw she's so cutei wish pones were real but maybe this is just step one until they arei propose we dedicate 100% of our national budget towards R&D on a real RDhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qeYPO5QBmU
>>12292560>everything that might help me is a "placebo"lololosee bro what you've done here is convinced yourself that you're beyond saving, because it's easier to do that than it is to address your problems and try to tackle them.you're like a person with a sink full of dirty dishes, who has no clean dishes to eat off of, who can't be bothered to put the dishes in the dishwasher and turn it on, because sitting on the couch bemoaning the lack of clean dishes is easier than doing the damn dishes, even though doing the dishes would solve two problems for you.
>>12292618>tfw Kraut stopped drawing requests already
>>12292598whatever they are, I need more of themthese veins thirst for diabetes level of saccharine shit
I know it started at night, but this is probably the slowest MLPG I've seen.
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>>12292725It isn't even that slow
