I loooooooooooveTwilight SpaaaaaarrrkkklleeeeeSING IT WITH MEOld thread >>12278862
My Little Porny
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
>>12282552I'm okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaywith purplehorseand the otherhorseand the otherotherhorsei'm so ded right now
>>12282576My little nigger, my little niggeraaahhhh
does anyone have that one pic of featherweight with the condom in his mouthyou know the one
Post OCs please
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
if you could play pony one song to introduce them to human culturewhat song would you choose
>>12282602you done this guy yet
>>12282613BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVEYWHERE
>>12282613SHAKE IT BAKE IT BOOTY QUAKE IT
>>12282613http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU_Y-uIyq14Especially if its Luna
How does one become a pony
>>12282613Cannibal Corpse- I Cum Blood
>>12282552Twilight Sparkle I love you yes I do
>>12282613LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOORLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>12282650Be born to a pony.
SUMMER BREEZE.MAKES ME FEEL FINE
>>12282656Thats a shitty oc.
>>12282662Blowing through the jasmine in my miiiinnnnddddd.
>>12282619>guyI thought it was a grill
>>12282613Baba yetu, yetu uliyeMbinguni yetu, yetu, amina!Baba yetu, yetu, uliyeJina lako litukuzwe.
>>12282613Baba Yetu along with the whole Civ 4 opening
>>12282650>tfw can't listen to portishead anymore without /mu/ screaming "fedoracore"
>>12282671bitch, you do not insult my waifu
>>12282632Its funny.Two days ago, there were ads all over downtown for a gay/ lesbian flash mob.I'm not gay but I was really curious
>>12282671you are right.
>>12282688>>12282690>"Oh, you know this song, too? We sing it whenever we honor our Lord Jesus Christ!"
>>12282697LEL IM ANGRYLEL CARSLEL JEWCOCK
>>12282613HE AINT MAH BOY BUT THA BROTHA IS HEAVY
>>12282688>>12282690>babayetu mindmah niggas
>>12282697>having a shitty self insert pony as a waifu.that is just awful
>>12282701>I'm not gay but I was really curiousThat's what pony said
>>12282718You forgot the ducks anon
Im glad I have a good waifu
>>12282744>set to Don McLean's "Starry Starry Night"...The song's called "Vincent."
>no one picking thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN2IcbUWS-Y.......seriously? This is the perfect friendship song.
>>12282760I'm glad I have an ok waifu
>>12282760I'm glad I have a good waifu too.
>>12282613Anal Sex the OST
my neighbor woman saw me naked what do I do
>>12282786Pretend to be a pony.If she thinks you're a pony then there wouldn't be anything weird about you being naked.
>>12282786eat her children
>>12282717You mean the prophet Mohammad, right?RIGHT?
>>12282805Why does AJ have a picture of Marker Pony?
>>12282804>>12282807that's not very helpful
>>12282818That's Berry Punch
>>12282818That's pinot noir you retard
>>12282786she wants the dick
Wow, enough youtube links? Fuckin hell
>>12282759Except for MandoPony and all the art Sibsy draws of their OC's fucking.
>>12282819Leave her brownies on her doorstep with a note that says "Sorry that you saw me naked"
>>12282613Nothing. Human culture is terrible, pony doesn't need to be introduced to it.
>>12282746http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_1v_EcjeIkgi hate ducks
>>12282793>Show ponies rap music>They adapt to the culture>Actually become worse then blacks because of magicI mean niggas just shoot each other but god, pony would rip each other apart
>>12282800Once she's older of course.
YOUR WAIFUI COMMAND YOU TO POST IT
>>12282847Shrek, you can't just eat everyone that gives you shit. That's not how life works
>>12282613Chopin's Polonaise Op. 40 no.1
>>12282846This, but the note should be "Did you like what you saw?"
>>12282845eh, I'll still make the grumpy pony minethe real one can take the musician for all I care
>>12282873I MEANT WREXFUCK
Can someone draw Wildfire getting clubbed to death?Maybe by mando?
>>12282866magic requires studying.niggers can't into study.
What the fuck is cut a rug
>>12282786How big is your dick and are you a shower?
>>12282899ouch that's sharp
>>12282904SURE WHY NOTIT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE PONY
>>12282868You know Spike's already plowed that.Sweetie Belle didn't even know what was going on except that it hurt.
>>12282868she'd be the sweetest lover
>>12282870this is my waifu
>>12282904Would you rather get beat up by Buttercup or Rainbow Dash?
>>12282613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQSd9q1OSPgI wish pone was born a girl
>>12282870>>12282892I'LL FIGHT YOU
>>12282904>Waifuing ButtercupGood choice
>>12282905then how do they past driving test to do drive bys?
>>12282888Unless you're socially retarded and make your momma fight your "e-battles" against "e-bullies" you ain't got a shot with her.
>>12282904Buttercup's design always really irked me because her hair is the same value as her outline, so it looks like her head separated by her hair and is detached from the rest of her body.
>>12282928They're both basically the same beingBut if i had to choose, Dash.
>>12282928RD probably isn't as strong. So RD.
>>12282917derpy is what they call a butterfacecasue her face is a butt
>tfw Nanaki is still ded
>>12282911Dated slang for dancing?
>>12282954can I fuck it?
>>12282935It's called hotwiring, anon.
>>12282928Buttercup could rip you to shredsRD pls
>>12282899why dont you go to the edgy pony gore thread? they will appreciate your ideas and way of thinking more.
>>12282954Go see a doctor, Scrubbles.
why does MLPG have so many pre-pubescent waifus
>>12282948Oh god I cannot unsee.
>>12282962Who cares about him?He barely writesAnd he doesn't post his dick anymore
>>12282962is nanaki going to be okay
>>12282946>socially retardedI'm half way there!
>>12282976>>12282927Seriously, that's like as many frames that she was in.
>>12282917MILF Derpy is best derpy.
>>12282976He frame-by-framed the episode and cropped a few.
>Go to listen to Baba Yetu cause of MLPG>Version with lyrics in the video>These translated lyricsThey literally just took a prayer and made it into a song. How the fuck did I not know this before? That's awesome!
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>12282986because i am a lolicon first and a horsefucker some other number
>>12282948thanks for ruining her for me asshole
>>12283022>not using CapAm's shieldI MEAN COME ON IT'S ON HIS FUCKEN NEWS SET
>>12282949>>12282951>>12282970>implying a beatdown from RD wouldn't include a Sonic Rainboom
>tfw RagingSemi is dead
>>12283035objectively wrong opinion
>>12282986mostly people trying to be edgy and funny mixed in with a few actual pedos
>>12283043Yeah, but the eagle is part of his opening set!In my dreams we fight bears made of communism together.
>>12283011wide hips, a plump butt, boundless energy, and loving to a faultyes please
>>12283039Is it illegal if it's a robot?
>>12283056There's a local band around me called that. Where's he from?
>>12283035unf bubblehips unf unf
>>12283041>That feel when you see a gif a million times and it makes you jump for some reason
You ate this horse's tail.How could you?
>>12282998Sorry, you just don't have the connections to make it. You gotta bug the piss out of people and have a semi-decent skill that you can actually use proficiently at least once or twice.
>>12283035Fuck you, heart of gold, etc.
I just made a video of EVERY FRAME of Harshie.1 minute and 2 seconds.
>>12283086Not at all.
>>12283086This >>12283083 is what they really look like on the inside. Still want to fuck it?
>>12283110>not making it a gif
>>12283056he starting drawing some weird stuff that gave off the vibe he is into real child fucking.
>>12283099It was an accident.
>>12283077eger to please, is never jelious, is happy nearly all time, the only time she gets depressed is when someone makes fun of heryou will never comfort her after she comes home from work in tears
>>12283099That stallion looks delicious
>>12283011>>12283077>>12283126Would there be any humanized art of a mily Derpy?
>>12283110But anon, she is a throwback to poneanderthalsHarshwhinny is subpone, shit tier ancient horse genes
>>12283129>stallionnot this time motherfucker
>>12283035Bullshit.I bet you think she's a terrible mother too.
>>12283118That would be extremely large, and the colors would be fucked.
>>12283028It's GOSPEL, anon.They put GOSPEL into a triple A title and we're congratulated for it.IT'S AMAZING
>Police of Policenaughts is a total pervert>Reminds me of anons from MLPG
>>12283035she is a beautiful and sexy ugly pony
>>12283145Get your fanon out of here, you brony.
>>12283137Whatever. It seems like she's gonna be important next season.
>>12283099>boxing horse is already replace with the next thingi will allow it, i like this new one
>>12283137>ancient horse genes>implying that she isn't just mixed race
>>12283099Very sneakilyI'd probably have to go in all purple, because that is the sneakiest color.
>You'll never be a stallion's wife>Who's in the Royal Guard
>>12283137Oh, I know she's a shit tier pony, she ruined a GOOD episode in 1 minute.
>>12283158But we've never called anyone sugartits
Given the choice would you marry a pony?
I drew a pony today.
>>12283155those are stallions feet they use in the show
>>12283099but i bet she could find s'more
>>12283163I dont know about important, but she'll be in an episode and that's good enough for me.
>>12283186shut up sugardick
>>12283173I deliberately sat out a ban to escape mlpg for a while when Cloydes was made up.I never connected with that shitty fanfic.
>>12283187yeswhat are the downsides
>>12283186Not that specific phrase. But he goes around sexually harassing everyone he sees. This is how anons would react if put into Equestria.
>>12283077>>12283126i like where this is going.>someone already posted that derpy milf story capThe fuck?
>>12283198Wanna bet she'll ruin Scoot's most important episode?
>>12283169Actually I think punchhorse and s'morse came about around the same time. I just don't draw much and I seem to be kind of a sleeper in terms of general visibility.how can I fix that? It's kinda getting on my nerves, but I don't like the idea of being an attention whore.
>>12283126>hugging her as she cries herself out, her face buried in your chest
>>12283190>stallionWhere else would the graham crackers go?
>>12283207Well of course we sexually harass everyone we see, we have privileges
>>12283236EarsSo you can nibble them.
>>12283145>I bet you think she's a terrible mother too.It's hard to be a mother when she doesn't even have a kid.
>>12283236graham cracker wings
>>12283236>open this image>smell lots of chocolateunf and mmmmmmmm
>>12283124Was it the snails x loli twist?
Suddenly, the mane 6 turns into ghosts! What do you do?
http://i.imgur.com/ysABp7V.pngFor the anon from last thread
>>12283261But it's earthhorse
>>12283218Wanna bet that I'll have to trash you for talk shit about mai waifu
>>12283181>tfw Celestia will never turn you into a mare and hand you off as a gift to one of the mane 6
>>12283187I love Pinkie Pie but I couldnt imagine being married to her>the two of you are still just starting out and live together in the same room above sugar cube corner >you're able to get a job hthere two>the two of you spend all day together>and night>every day>in close quarters>together>forever
>>12283273This will do very nicely laterThanks
>>12283187I would marry Twilight.
al ca-poneget it
If you don't post a stallion within the next 5 minutes I'll delete the thread
You have been tasked with babbysitting the crusadersWhen you enter their clubhouse, you find them like this. what do?
Can negrodash, negrodash the negrodash?
>>12283270Avenge their deaths and bring those responsible to justice
Man, I can't believe some artists get way more attention than me. It's probably for the best since I am terrible at drawing. I'm so depressed I think I'll quit art forever.
>>12283305Don't do anything drastic now
>>12283278I thought I ruined her for you.Am I going to have to commission her getting her ass reamed?
>>12283312turn one degree and walk away
>tfw darf is ded
>>12283325This is some advanced form of shtiposting
Does anyone have the 4chan imgur shower extension?
>>12283312Introduce them to Nurgle's loving embrace of decay
>>12283305that pone is a very show-ruining pone
>>12283312break out my miniature army which I carry with me at all times and play a few games
>>12283342He's too good for us.
>>12283344What would that make him, a double-ascended shitposter?
>>12283305If you don't post a 3 pictures of best pony, followed by 2 pictures of worst pony and 5 pictures of 3rd best pony within 5 minutes I'll delete the thread.
>>12283324why is this boy horse so cute
>>12283377Impossible. You don't have the password. Only I do.
>>12283386because you like to suck dicks
>>12283312Become Kharn the Betrayer."I'M THE NEW BABYSITTER!"
>>12283386His everythinghe seriously needs more art. And the other mail ponies too.
>>12283397I'll guess until I get it right.
>>12283312Let the purging of the heretics begin.
>>12283305Faggot ass nigger
>>12283411I love the idea of a blood-crazed beserker being forced to watch over those 3
>>12283344I actually wanted to see if I would get more attention from shitposting than from drawing. So far it's been a complete success. I can see why all the other artists do it now.
>>12283420>no one will never draw Derpy and Care Package delivering each other birthday presents
>>12283468OH GOD ITSAPONYAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12283411>Forgetting the video.Way to go...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRVcdLPqoHg
>>12283456This image is indicative of how useless Zerkers are in 6th when not on the charge.
>>12283478oh my goodnessthis is just 2cute
>>12283456Poor berzerker picked the short straw I see.
>>12283478You could just draw them fucking, that's just as good.
>>12283493the gifts they exchange are penis and butthole just what the other wanted!
>naniki has his computer back>so he is being a super fag to make up for lost timejeezus this is hell following him, but i guess it is my own fault in a way
Would pony be offended if I asked if I could lick her vagina?
>>12283529aaaand, the magic is dead
>>12283478Inky did this, but we seriously need it.or more of them together in general.
You are given Fizzle to look after for the day.What do?
>>12283546>>12283478There's Derpy delivering something to herself, how about that?
Pone messed up
>>12283569Force him to watch straight porn.
>>12283569follow his parent's instructions to the letter and make sure he gets plenty of bedrestwith no fortification of any kind
>>12283579What'd she do this time?
>>12283569Reenact St. George and the dragon
>>12283569what do you mean "given"? hand it back
>>12283493Wait until they get lost delivering it to each other, only to find the other's dropped package and return it to them back home.
>>12283569Lament how I got stuck with some shitty BG one shot instead of a pony
You are given Rumble to look after for the day. Flitter is out getting her hair did.What do?
>>12283578Those ponies are really badly drawn.
>>12283590Stole the hearts of millions
>>12283596holy shitI can't handle this cute
>>12283569Probably learn what he likes to do and see if it's fun for the both of us.Hopefully he's a buttslut.
>>12283569Give someone else the responsibility.I don't care for dragons.Spike only No items Final destination
>>12283603Let him play with robot toys
>>12283603spend all day reporting shitposts in mlpg
>>12283603Fuck cloud chaser.
>>12283603Go to the arcade and play Wonder-Racer!
>>12283608She should give them back.
QUICK POST YOUR SKYPE
>>12283603Give him a NOOGIE and then let him out to play with his friends.
>>12283638But I don't have one.
>>12283603So am I cloudchaser in this situation? It's obvious, I spend the rest of the day masturbating to myself.
>>12283638>tfw no skype
You are given Pinkie Pie to look after for the day. She takes out her futa cock and cums in the nearest corner.What do?
>>12283607this feels like ross. the capital and period at the end of the shitpost is a strong ross indicator. also ross is the type of person to get extremely mad at art related bullshit the average person doesnt care about.
>>12283638>having that cancerous program anywhere near your computerlyl
>>12283663You asked this yesterday, please go
>>12283663well, I mean, as long as she's settled down nowI'll go get a mop
>>12283634Pony doesn't want to!
>tfw Ross is ded
>>12283603Ask him to teach me the ways of pony threesomes.
>>12283663Push her face into it and force her to lick it upThen snowball it
>>12283663Get a glass and hope her magic pony cream will turn me into a ponythat she can pour her 250mL in
>>12283603Give him some spare bitz from my hyperspace hyperwars bitz box and show him how to model and paint them.Put him on a long road of money wasting.
>>12283638>i don't have skype>none of my friends have skypeBut we all have beards
>>12283690He went to /v/ to draw sonic fanart. Not even kidding. It's actually pretty decent too, he just can't do humans or ponies worth a shit.
>>12283675>the capital and period at the endYou mean fucking PUNCTUATION? The thing that everyone knows?
>>12283607Not mine, but I have to say they're not as bad as yours. Why do you think nobody liked your fucking art?
>>12283701do your beards allow you to communicate telepathically
>>12283697Right in the fetishes
>>12283663don't do that
>>12283663Who does that shit. How can she just come into my dominion and cum in it
>>12283663http://imgur.com/afntlGAif pinkie cant control her horse boners in my house then she must wear a horse condom at all times.
>>12283701Joke's on you, I have a skype AND a beard.
>>12283738Tied with a frilly little ribbon and ordered not to cum until told.
>>12283627Shit sorry man.
>>12283745Meh, I got fallout equestria.
> 3It's happeninghttp://l4d3.ru/
>>12283708Red Ribbon taking the Double Dragon DOr pegging Fizzle
>>12283701i wish i was in a group of beard friends. the normals just dont understand.
>>12283717Sounds like someone's never had a beard before.
>>12283662>tfw no Ha Haha Haha ha ha ha
>>12283778>.ru>Not pornMalware here we come.
>>12283778SAME FUCKING ENGINE
>>12283778>.runot trusting it as far as I can throw it
>>12283778IT IS PRESENTLY OCCURRING
>>12283714>implyingAll my drawings are so great. I am basically a modern day Dali. You just don't understand real art.
>>12283808>Source 2>>12283778>.ruBeyond doubtfulBut Valve did release Source before HL2It might make sense that they'd release a simple game before their new opus again
>>12283776>Fluttershy will never decide to move in with you>You will never see her belongings put neatly away next to yours>You will never be doing the dishes and discover a little coffee mug that says "yay!"
Would not jerking off every day help my beard grow?
What would pone think of beardsWould pone be aroused by beards
>>12283778>source^2I really doubt this is going to be true, but holy shit I would pay double for this stuff.
>>12283687But they don't belong to her.How would pony feel if I stole her heart?
>>12283701>tfw only a mustache.>A glorious handebar mustache.
>>12283851Jerking off every day in your youth permanently stunted your beard growth.
>>12283854Pony would probably wonder why the rest of your body isn't covered in hair.
>>12283776>>12283848I'd actually die if I got to see a sleepy Fluttershy every morning
OK I'm in Equestria finally.Where are all you guys? I'm pretty sure I'm in that one western town from Last Roundup so it might take a while for me to get to you.
>>12283837So? I do understand real shit, and that is what you produced. Are you telling me I don't know shit?
Speaking of Left for dead Does anyone want to play
>>12283877But IT IS
>>12283877but it is they're very small and not very noticeable
>>12283878She seems like an early riser. If anything she'd be seeing a sleepy YOU every morning.>"I made breakfast!"
>>12283901we're all in dogeland nowhumans are banned from equestria for life
>>12283860You already did
>>12283917You're still a human? Oh...
>>12283901Someone needs to post the map, we'll help direct you to ponyville.Good luck anon, Equestria is a dangerous place in most areas.
>>12283917>being a human>not a hedgehogWhat did you do wrong maaaan
>>12283901How many white dwarf stars did you need to keep the portal open?
>>12283913If she's an early riser, it's because Angel wakes her up. Sometimes because he's hungry, sometimes just because he's a dick.
>>12283937I don't need a map, I'm right next to the train station. I just need to know what town to buy a ticket for.
We're so beb
>>12283970Canterlot.Tell us what you see on the train.
>>12283971>Wanna play connect four?
>>12283923WellWe need more than one person
I'm a spacer ponydon't you worry about meI don't want to hurt youI just want to love you
>>12283992it's a ruse, endii. the ru stands for ruse.
>>12283992Don't open that, Gabe can't count to 3 anyway.
>>12284013that's a pretty neat rule of thumb
deep inside i am a ponybut that pony identifies as a manand that man identifies as a transexualwith a horse cockand the cock identifies as a vaginaa changeling vagina
Lets spend the night togetherLets work the night togetherLets go night clubbing right now! now! now! now!
>>12284013>>12284028I will give him my eternal love you do not understand how fucking hyped I got when i saw that post.>>12284041Mayb
>>12283997I should warn you Dash, I've never lost a game of connect four.
What if Twilight loses her wings during the S4 premiere?Would you be ok with that?
Here's the faceplant pony someone asked for in the last thread. I accidentally inked the outline of the magic sleep-Z bubble, and it looks off to me.Criticism pleaseIt came out bad, and I do not like it.
If I stare at a picture of pony for a couple hours and then go to bed will I dream about pony?
>>12284080Unbelievably.If she told princess Celestia that she never wanted to be one the show would be redeemed, but that won't ever happen.Every little girl wants to be a princess for a day.
>>12284080I'd feel that they caved to pressure or did it because they couldn't figure out how to make it work, so I'd be disappointed after thinking it would be happening for 9 months.
>>12284080Won't happen, the released animatics already confirm that she has them for good.
She is dancing in the streets all nightShe is merging with the city lightsShe can cheat you or can be your guideShe's a spirit of the nightShe's a spirit of the nightShe kneels me downShe kneels me downI wear a plastic crown
>>12284098Not bad.I was thinking more of a "face on floor" faceplant, but thats cute.
>>12284115What if she offers Scootaloo a wing transplant later in the season?
>>12284101Do what I do>hook laptop up to TV with HDMI cable>pick episodes you like and put them on a loop in VLC>fall asleep to the TV playing episodes>dreams constantly bombarded by familiar pony voicesI dream about ponies every night, and since I'm 20, it's always sexy dreams.
>>12284109>First two episodes of s4 is her rejecting her alicornity>Just as she looks to dismiss her title and her new wings she solves someone's problem using her new powers>More ponies come to her for help>Lesson about accepting responsibility and growing up>Wink to brownies
>>12284133I'm no doctor but that sounds bad for your sleep cycle
>>12284161That's nothing, I came up with this awesome idea in high school where I would set my alarm at 3am every day. I did it so i'd wake up, look at the clock and think how good it is that I still have 3 and a half more hours till I need to get up.
>>12284133I tried something similar to that for about a year. I just left all the episodes on a loop on my computer and wore my headphones to bed. Only ever had one pony thing in a dream though. It was just a picture of Pinkie. I think I was just on my computer in my dream.
>>12284190I now have huge insomnia problems.
>>12284190You get less quality sleep that way, because you interrupt your rem cycle.
>you're really slow at this anon
>>12284161No way. I know a couple who used to fall asleep to their Friends DVD's every night. The end result is they know that show entirely too well.
>>12284220if no one else was going to I was thinking of doing it
>>12284117let's not eat up all the images, yeah?
>>12284220Sorry, I just enjoy the squelching sound every time I bottom out in you.
>>12284234Make a thread on the sub for it.
>>12284234I guess so
What is the top speed of a pony?
>>12284209Actually depending on when you went to bed it wouldn't be that bad. There's a point in the middle of the night where you'll wake up and be fairly-alert but obviously still sleepy for 15 minutes to half an hour before falling back asleep for the other 4 hours. Apparently it's a good time for fuckin' if you aren't sleeping alone.My genius system for being awake in the morning was setting one alarm half an hour before I actually needed to wake up that I was allowed to shut off immediately and doze off, then a second alarm when I actually needed to be up. It actually works pretty damn well, though I don't need to do it anymore.
is derpibooru down for anyone else?
Any fanfics (or fapfics) MLPG is reading? I'm reading that old Derpy/Top fic Pacce did way back (someone linked it in a Derpy thread) and damn it I want more of it since it's too damn adorable. Specially the "sex" scene (if you can call it that)Here's a link to it if anyone's interested.http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8176865/1/Didn-t-See-That-Coming
>>12284265This baby can make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.
>>12284278Huh, that looks useful
>>12284305>humanizedand nah, my log's pretty empty now after finishing that one long Lyra fic
my tumblr is telling me I've gotten 16 new followers in the last three days, but a manual count tells me I've had 27 new followers in the last 24 hours or so alone. What's the deal with this?
Magic and mystery...
>>12284348looks like you have a serious ghost problem
Anyone have high quality scans for the Sunset Shimmer comic?
>>12284348Tumblr is a terribly-made website
>>12284341It's still really cute. i say give it a shot.
>>12284278I suddenly feel like reading through Renne Quest again. Anyone know if that flash version of it is still being worked on?
>>12284348No one nose
>>12284301It's not down, just the name server having problems resolving.Use its ip to connecthttp://22.214.171.124/
I actually can't find an answer for how fast a pony can run.Only horses
>>12284394FUCKING HELL please tell me he's making his face like that on purpose...
>>12284305Doing background pony and digging through my disgustingly large backlog well into the triple digits
>>12284377I can't sign in derpibooru a shit
And here I was, planning on not fapping for a day or two.
>>12284406Under 30mph apparently since Icelandic Horses, which are rather small but powerful, manage that but are considerably larger than ponies on the show.This is assuming pegasus don't apply.
>>12284427That's a "no" huh? Actually, focusing on the face like that is making me laugh for some reason, but still
>>12284454>Making a fanfic of a character we know nothing about other than some basic design details
>>12284454>maretropolisMan I love the word mare. It just sounds so nice.Mare.Mare~MARE.mareee.Not like that ugly word woman, ugh.
>>12284454He couldn't come up with a fucking better name than Trick Turner, and he can't even spell it right?
>>12284364I think it's still being done but there hasn't been an update in a whileThe guy working on it posts about it occasionally
>tfw you copy a pose so bad you're afraid to post it because people will call you out
>>12284305I'm going through a bunch of TF fapfics
>>12284348What the fuck are you complaining about?
>>12284515Post it anyway, I promise I won't laugh or ridicule.
>>12284516anything with humiliation / TF?I could use a good read
>>12284496That kinda hurt to read too, indeed..
maryland looks like a beat-up oklahoma.
>>12284516Any of them not on fimfiction?
>>12284534No. I trashed it because I might as well have traced it.
>>12284348>tfw people starting posting how many followers they have>tfw artists you love and respect have a quater of your followersI feel unworthy of my followers....
>>12284098You remind me of lamezone.
>>12284478MPC a shitWhy would you use Windows only software
MLP:FiM is better than expected and I like the designs, but many shows are better.
>>12284074>"i've always made the first move in connect four"Fixed that four you.
>>12284576Then stop doing fanart/porn?
>>12284576>no one will ever love and respect you
>>12284604>Why would you use Windows only software...if you use windows?There's linux players that do the same thing.
>>12284576Do you run an askblog or something? Or just art?
>>12284236>Sorry, I just enjoy the squelching sound every time I bottom out in you.How the hell does anon think vaginas work?
>>12284607I don't think anyone here would debate you on thatThough I definitely enjoy it more than TOS. I just couldn't do it.
>>12284628Elizabeth reminds me of Rarity. I would gladly eat both of their assholes out.
>>12283335>mfw someone used my capI don't even care if they weren't using it to respond to anybody it still feels like I contributed
>>12284576Plug them, do a drawing of them and tell your followers to check them out
>>12284539>>12284558I'm just going through the stuff on TF general.Currently on Zephyr
>>12284576>Don't do hardly jack shit.>Still manage to get 75 followers.I don't even.
>>12284638holy shit anonshes your daughter.
>>12284629I'm sure there are a lot of misconceptions about vaginas since no one here has even touched a female.
>>12284637Star Trek TOS can be very cheesy. But when it's good (see here: >>12284607) it's great.
The most notes I've ever had was 12Brony famous amirite
>>12284655>holy shit anon>shes your daughter.1. I've never played the game.2. I'm not the protagonist from the game, if you haven't noticed.
>>12284652Protest all you want, I'm still giving that asshole a lick Rarity.
>>12284607>no trouble with tribbles
What if having sex with ponies is just like real horses?Their pussies make incredibly farting sounding noises and they start to shit themselves uncontrollably? Would you still do it?
>>12284720Take another look, yo
>>12284655fuck anon, I have not had a chance to play that game. Way to spoil me
>>12284629Mare vaginas make lots of loud squelching sounds, I have video proof
>>12284653Oh god that exactly.>post a couple of pictures>60 followers>stop doing anything for a while>they are all still there>delete everything>they are all still thereOnly WolfNanaki unfollwed me. I think its just like deviantArt all over again though. People just follow you and then completely forget.
>>12284690>I'm not the protagonist from the gameThrough one of the doors, you are.
>>12284735I missed it the first time aroundmy bad
>>12284730I'm not seeing how that makes things worse.
>>12284730that's exactly what I do when I have sex or talk to people
>>12284730>they start to shit themselves uncontrollably?Horses don't actually do thisAnd if they did I'd make sure they shat first.
WHY IS THE BEACON STILL APPLE HORSE.EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME.
Rarity would look nice with black hair, but only if she was a humanI like to think that pony hair colors have analogues for human hair colors and that there should be a guide to humanizing hair>purples, dark blues - blacks of varying shiny/oily>greens - dirty blondes of varying darkness (looks green in the sunlight)>pinks - strawberry blonde>wacky neon shit = dyed
>TOSWhich episode is the one where they run into Abraham Lincoln's talking head in the middle of space?
>>12284769The pilot of Adventure Time
>>12284766Because we're apples to the core.
>>12284730>wash and shampoo horse>clean horsecunt and asshole with a warm washcloth>fuck horse
>his favorite pony isn't rainbow dash
>>12284787They already start to wink when you clean them
if your waifu was kebab what would you do
>>12284730As long as it made her feel good, I'd be into it.
>>12284730what if having sex with humans is just like real chimpanzees?their pussies are full of diseases and they throw shit at you if they don't cum firstwould you still do it?
What if ponies were coloured like actual ponies?
>>12284796You're damn right she's not.I don't waifu cunts
>you will never get an apple from Applejack
>>12284743Or you do something you thought was a waste of effort and you get a bunch of likes for it.It's like, 'wait, you like that?! I-I was just wasting time on that!'
>>12284760>You will never yell at Rainbow Dash to take a shit first if she wanted to engage in intercourse
>>12284768Derpy is a realistic horse, grey mares with blonde manes/tails are pretty common.
One day I'll be brony famousThen I just have to announce I'm playing a game and flocks of people will want to play with me;_;
>>12284829>But I dont have to go!>minutes later during sex>DAMMIT RAINBOW
>>12284769>Which episode is the one where they run into Abraham Lincoln's talking head in the middle of space?Probably season 3 when the series got really stupid.
>>12284829Oh I'm sure she'd take that really well.
>>12284817Do you even watch the show?
>>12284817I would still love them
>>12284846That was one of the first episodes I saw. The other one I remember is where Spock communicates with the Horta. Are TNG and the like any good?
>>12284855No, I mean if NONE of the ponies were pastel coloured.
>>12284849>"FINE, I didn't want to have sex anyway"
>>12284828Yeah, the less effort you put into something, the more everyone loves it. I couldn't stand drawing shitty sketches without any color or shading though. It didn't make me feel any good.
>>12284820>he doesn't enjoy the best poni for her unadultered entertainment value mixed with touching heartfelt momentsHow does it feel to be a pleb among plebs? I bet you don't even watch this show.
>>12284867TOSNext GenerationDeep Space 9All of those are good. But there's varying quality all over the place. TNG for instance was started right when there was a writer's strike and season 1 was awful. S3+ are great. VoyagerEnterpriseBad. Although you can find a good episode here or there for those two.
>>12284829>implying Dashie wouldn't be so nervous when having sex that she takes all the necessary precautions before having sex>she has a box of enemas in her closet just for the occassion
>>12284899go back to /g/ miles
>>12284913I thought miLes like panka pa
I feel the ded
>>12284948WE'RE IN THE LAAAND OF THE DEAD!HECK BOY AIN'T IT GRAND!?
What if there was a VA level silent pony episode that relied completely on expressions and BG music to convey emotions and the story?
ANON IS ASLEEPPOST PURPLE
remember when Fluttershy was in that box
HEYPONIES AREN'T REAL
>>12284972That would be fucking sweet.But it'll never happen.Even if it did, there would need to be some sort of reason for them not to talk.
>>12284998Of course not. Nothing so perfect could ever really exist.
>>12285001focal character is a deaf pony
>>12285001>that one episode of the office where they played the silent game for 14 minutes just to beat a record
HEYANONYMOUS ISN'T REAL
>>12284998I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.PROVE IT.
>>12284972I think they consider the silent movie tribute to be done already after MMMMystery on the Friendship Express
>>12284998That's why I'm becoming a pony. I already have 5 50 gallon drums filled with beautiful velvet pony skin and various anatomy. When the time is right, I shall construct a suit out of the gifts given to me by the ponies I've killed. I shall lube my feeble human structure with vaseline and slip into the skin, and my new life. I'll then sew my new body up from the inside and escape from the confines of wretched human "civil society" and live amongst my brothers and sisters in the wilderness.I shall anally dominate any stallions who dare challenge my power and girth, and will be swimming in moist filly pussy all day. My girth will fill the wombs of many-a-mares with my warm human/pony hybrid seed, spawning a new species. This man-pony will proceed to dominate the entire earth as the weak humans fall between our hooves.And as the last city is reduced to a pile of smoldering rubble, I shall gaze down upon the last human and put an end to his miserable life. And a new era will dawn.
>>12285033Deep down inside, we are all namefags.
what if there was an episode of pony where all the ponies were having a sleepover at pinkie pie's house, and the whole episode was just them sleeping
>>12284974Anon isn't asleep.
>>12285043It would have been more like a Looney Tunes tribute where all the actions on screen are accentuated heavily through music and exaggerated animation.Mmmystery was a bad episode.
>>12285041I've never seen one up close is all I'm saying.
>>12282552I want to cuddle up with twilight sparkle and read the gentoo handbook together
Twilight - SpockApplejack - KorkFluttershy - BonesRainbow Dash - ScotRarity - UhuraPinkie - Sulu
Pony just squirted on your leg.
>>12285112Ne she didn't. She doesn't even exist.
>>12285022fluttershy is a very excitable horse
>>12285104But Twist is the one who uses gentoo
>>12285063Sorry, dear, I was finishing this report. You should have said something, I though you were still finishing your paperwork.
>>12285112What the fuck pony.Go take care of that in the bathroom or some shit.
>there's new DJ Acid art out>you're not fapping to itFucking plebs, all of you.
>>12285112That could be either a good thing or a bad thingWhat is the situation?
>old horse dedb-but scoots...
>>12285140le shitposting faec
>>12285111>Applejack - KorkI kind of think that's a typo, because I don't see Applejack as being the kind of alpha Kirk was and I haven't seen enough Star Trek to be absolutely sure that Kork was never a characterApplejack respects the tradition of family and would never sleep around outside of marriage
Someone mentioned l4d2 earlier and I don't think anything came of it.Anyone here want to play it? O-or awesomenauts, SR3, o-or something
>>12285112She's trying to assert her dominance as rightful alpha male. Squirt back!
>>12285140I just fapped to a story based on a season 4 villain we know nothing about.
>>12285140There are so many better monstergirl-style OCs out there.
>>12285140My fetishes span many many categories, if you think some generic futa macro shit is worth my fucking time or anyone who has more fetishes than EA would like to count, then you need to check your own taste, pleb.
>>12285160is it goodcan you link it
>>12285140DJ Acid is a really terrible OC, its anthro, and its really badly drawn. Why would I ever fap to that? Its what I would think about if I didn't want to get a boner.
>>12285157whats your gamertag?
>>12285151Yes, typo.How is AJ not alpha as fuck?
>>12285146can't you guys keep going here, spoiled?
>>12285104>not the openBSD documentationwhy are you still using terrible bsd clones like gentoo anonportage is slow, bloated, and written in a terrible scripting language
Would you live in your favorite pony's thousand year Reich?
>>12285192NONOT IN A LIVE THREAD
>>12285157never played l4d2, and i'm terrible at awesomenautsdon't have sr3 installed
>>12285095I know this is heresy here, but I don't hate any episode. Sure, it was totally wrong to have them do what they did, but it's just a setup for an episode to show a couple different styles. It only makes people mad because they take the show too seriously.
>>12284975>>12285022>>12285123Would you carry around Fluttershy in a box if she had a panic attack?
>>12285146>>12285192>>12285208WE'RE DOING IT LIVE
>>12285232FUCKING THING SUCKS
>>12285222SureIf she starts feeling better I can pop the top off and she can sit up in it as I carry her around
>>12285189I just don't think Applejack would be so promiscuous as KirkFamily is very important to her and I while I don't believe she'd necessarily condemn that lifestyle she certainly wouldn't adopt it
>>12285146>>12285192There is a... crafty solution, you see.Simply... spoiler your posts. It's not like we all haven't seen it before. Huge, black, ominous chunks of text almost always hold something... saucy.
>>12285188Do you have the PC version or am I being led on a ruse cruise
>>12285227I can't fap to pictures.I need a scenario.
>>12285140I'd like that shit more if it wasn't macro
>>12285249>Granny Smith dies>Apple Bloom moves away>Big Mac gets married to Cheerilee and spends his time with her
>>12285194>GNU/Linux>A BSD cloneNIGGA PLSPLSBSD is just clone of UNIXA clone with barely any improvementsGNU > BSD
>>12285222There's not much I wouldn't do for Fluttershy.
>>12285146is someone capping it so far?
>>12285233>>12285234>>12285252>>12285265wtf guys cut it outIf anyone wants to play L4D2 on xbox with me my GT is DigestingZebra
>>12285262/unf/ is still around, I promise.Take it there.
>>12285262i dont know where this started, but i laugh everytime.
>>12285284>L4D2 on xbox
>>12285271don't say things like that anon, Applejack will always have her family.
>>12285287>caringIf it's good/decent, it needs a cap.
>>12285227Eh, but I'd still her.
>>12285286Jesus Christ all I did was call your name, quit fucking humping me!
>>12285272>Gentoo>Not a shit attempt at making a terrible minix clone and some poorly written clones of standard unix tools more like BSD>using python, the worst thing you could ever write a package manager in
>>12285297>Wrirry Wronka and the chacorate facurtuu
>>12285301>Applejack starts breeding with every male she meetsI like this
>>12285301>Always have her familyBecause that worked out real well for her parents
>>12285222I'd wrap her up in a little bundle like a baby too if she wanted
Tex is fine. I'm sure he still posts as anon. Just doesn't want to draw.
>>12285327pony has needs anon
>>12284932>>12285075>"Hey, get your hand out of there, mijo.">both hands are off>"...That's not your hand, is it?">you dumbly shake your head as if she can see>with some resolve, you place your palms over her hands against the shower door, eliciting a surprised gasp from her as you press up against her>she pleasantly pushes back against you, the soft yet muscle-toned swell of her rear squashed against your lap>your naked, wet member caught between her cheeks>"You gonna ask for permission?"
>>12285271>>12285301She'll be pretty busy as an alicorn princess anyway.
>>12285348Tex is dead anon. The sooner you accept it the better.
>>12285327>soldier and fluttershy bonding over a mutual love of racconsI need thisnow
>tfw pony will never tell you that you're handsome
>>12285348but he was the best artist here anonMLPG is ded without him
>>12285348>>12285361tex why did you delete me
>>12285272Unix doesn't need improving niggaUnix is like rarity, always perfect. Linux is like twilight sparkle, shitty with shitty fans and shitty improvements.
>>12285354Every time her vagina hits the floor it sticks to it like a plunger
>>12285355GO TO THE SUB OR WAIT FOR US TO DIE
>>12285365i spent hours checking to see if there was porn of that oc so i could play its voice clip while fapping
>>12285355Put the spoiler after the fucking > Since apparently you can't find /unf/
>>12285355Roll your hips against hers and whisper in her ear."Please let me fuck you."
>>12285372>Unix is like rarity, always perfect.Yeah, always perfectly awful.
>>12285376She has the loosest vag
>>12285332that's not what I said at allthat sort of thing is totally hot but only when it's at least conceivably in character of them to do so, otherwise why does it matter that it's Applejack>>12285343that was uncalled for
Your ponimouto/coltouto just had a bad dream and wants to sleep with you in your bed.
And, once again, MLPG: ERP Theatre is... open for business.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rmM0ahZzWuc>You will never silence ComicCon in two seconds.
>>12285420No Anon. Ponies don't exist.
>>12285420But I am their bed
>>12285420Poor Tootsie Flute. Did Twist turn her down even in her dreams?
>>12285420I don't have any of those things
>>12285425Wanna do TF, Will?
>>12285402the fact that it's not something she would do makes it even hotter
>>12285402Want to come over and see the FAMILY, well play FAMILY games and have FAMILY conversations with your par.....oh
>>12285170>monstergirl OCswhat I came as quick as I could
God save the princess
>>12285438What's wrong with you?
>>12285328>>12285372>Implying GNU and Linux haven't completely superseded BSD apart from ZFSI can't wait until Debian gets decent ZFS support
>>12285462We're too beb for this, GG
>>12285452I can't understand that point of view, but whatever floats your boat man. Just saying I won't be playing along with that particular blacktext adventure.
>>12285483Beds are expensive.
>>12285428>puts finger to his lips>dead silenceHoly tits.
>>12285494too beb for what, anon
>>12285462Do any of your monstergirls art GG?Do they make up OCs and ship them with ponies?
>>12285494Being slow just means he can take over the whole thread.
>>12285482>People sitting outside the hospital waiting for the babyAnd I thought Americans were a sad bunch
>>12285509>Do any of your monstergirls art GG?>Do they make up OCs and ship them with ponies?yes and yes
>>12285508Nothing can revive usExcept more guys in make upAnd crossdressing
>>12285433Then you should wrap your arms around them and hold them close in case they have another one, so they'll feel safe in your arms.
>>12285508Goodbye horsesIt's been nice
>>12285499He must actually be Loki...Whelp.
What if pony hugged you and refused to let go?
>>12285537Nah, I think I'll just lock pony in the basement so they can face their fears.
>>12285398$ cat >> /etc/hosts << EOF10.0.0.4 yourmom^D$ ssh root@yourmompassword:# touch /dev/*# fsck /dev/anus
>>12285355>your dim recollection of spanish class brings forth the correct translation for please, but for once you hold your tongue>she feels amazing; dick squished between her ass you begin to grind against her, the soapy lather providing more than enough lubrication to get plenty of motion going>it's even better once she starts rocking her hips against your own motion, and you can feel heat on your cock even as the shower water goes from lukewarm to cool>Scootaloo balls her hands into fists and you curl your fingers around them, noting how small her hands are before moving down her arms to go for her tits, and she pulls back from the glass door, letting your fingers cup her right breast, fingers parted by her stiffening nipple.>you vaguely remember that Scootaloo asked you a question, and with a squeeze of her tits ask her for a repeat, because it's slipped your mind already
which human pone would be best kisser
>>12285557I would get a pry bar
>>12285499That's no more impressive then Tara getting bronies to sing twilightlicious
>>12285520GG pls draw Panka playing with Caimon
>>12285428What a cool promo stunt
>>12285361>Tex is dead anon. The sooner you accept it the better.I bet you anything this is actually Tex posting this.
>>12285571Rarity because experience.
>>12285571>humanpass>ponyRarity knows how to work her tongue the best but Dash would give you big sloppy ones.
>>12285355>>12285564seriouslypiss the fuck offno one wants to deal with your shitty excuse of a 'story'
>>12285557I would be very okay with this.We need more huggy pones.
>>12285564pinch her nipple between your finger and thumb
>>12285580Fans will be stupid, no matter which fandom. And they say ours is the worse when they're no different
>>12285613speak for yourself, assholeI'm reading
>>12285595I'm pretty sure I'm not Tex.My art sucks.
>>12285625>>12285609What's wrong with human ponies? I thought they were fine here (outside EG)
>>12285640inb4 someone says that makes it even more likely
>>12285557I would carry pone with me every where
>>12285647I've never liked humanized ponies, never saw the point.
>>12285631Its just that all their fandoms are culturally acceptable now because of le nerd culture.
God I wish I were turned into a pony.Getting use to the heat cycles,take lewd pictures and post them on mlpg and cuddle up next to an anon who plays with my hair calling me cute names.
GG plsYou gave me a crossdressing fetishI won't ask you to post more here, but please do more eventually.
I know Tex is really here.If your here reading this, I love you Tex.I know you would never leave us
>>12285668>anon take me to mall I want to look at dresses>"they won't even fit you">but they're so pretty
>>12285563>$ ssh guest@rainbow_dash_pc>$ wall RAINBOW DASH WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME SIGNED TWILIGHT SPSAJRJFR>anon get off my computer
>>12285520I forgot how adorable Gillou is
>>12285686Stop shitposting, Tex. At least do it with a name so I can filter you.
>>12285640>My art sucks.Corwin?
>>12285673I have a LoZ shirt and I get praise for wearing it. Oh how times have changed.
>>12285689Now that's pretty adorable.
>>12285670>same personality>familiar/more common bodyTjat's the way I see it
>>12285709>Implying Corwin is a bad artist.
>>12285557cry because it would be the first meaningful contact with a thinking being i've had in yearsi'm not even a basement dweller, i'm just lonely and subsist off of prostitutes. have you ever paid a slut to do a rainbow dash impression? have you ever picked one out just for her ability to do one? i have.
>>12285737MLPG Pro Tip: He is a very mediocre artist
>>12285715I'm glad I never got into the whole graphics on your clothing thing. Wonderful plain clothes, no one will ever know anything about me.
E - Finish SS2O - Precipice 4D - Fap to pone
>>12285694>$ wall RAINBOW DASH WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME SIGNED TWILIGHT SPSAJRJFRWhat the fuck is thatThat doesn't work at all. It's not even a delimited string and it's not even using stdin>$ wall <<< "RAINBOW DASH WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME SIGNED TWILIGHT SPSAJRJFR"
>>12285735I mean I get that, it just never did anything for me. Even well done humanized pictures just seem to far placed from their pony counterparts for me to enjoy them the same way I enjoy the cute ponies.
>>12285709No, just anon.
>>12285750>MLPG Pro Tip: He is a very mediocre artistHe's getting better.
>>12285749Was it a good impression?
>>12285709Who is are best artist anyways after Tex left
>>12285749no but i have paid a prostitute to do a Tex impressioni miss you Texie
>>12285771im sorry i've only used loonix once
>7/10 on the Mohs mineral harness scale.Holy balls quartz is hard as hell...Jewelry making is hard!My feet hurt...
>>12285814This is the whole problem with Linux users9/10 of them don't use linux
>>12285794No, it was so bad that I felt like a third grader at a shitty birthday party and left for the bar.
>>12285786>He's getting better.The sign of a good artist.
should I watch silent hill revelation?I'm not expecting it to be amazing or anything but at least entertaining.
>>12285822Crystals a shitMachine aluminium
>>12285814It's okay anon, nobody uses wall in 2013.
>>12285844Na it was pretty shitty.You eve seen 1408?
>>12285822Find a quartz bit
>>12285848Well my store does have a bunch of mailboxes on clearance...Wait, that's galvanized steel...
I have never claimed to be a good artist.
Pony is annoyed with you.
>MLPG will never shut the fuck up about TexGuys please, he was just another artist. You scare them all off. Just get over it.
>>12285873Neither has anyone else.
>>12285878>implying his not shitposting as anon
>>12285866Tungsten carbide won't cut it?
>>12285844it sucked asswatch classic movies instead.
>>12285844Pyramid head becomes Heather's 'guardian' and defends her in fights.That's how retarded it is.
>MLP with re-written Star Trek scriptsThis would be the best thing ever. By this I mean, taking the basic premise of an episode, and re-adapting it. So many of them would work so well.
>>12285873No one ever claimed you were a good artist either. The complete opposite actually.
>>12285564>>12285621>"I can think of something else you could slip me.">at that, you pinch her nipples gently, taking, the overfull flesh into your palms with a good squeeze>your hands can't cover even half of those glorious mounds>the two of you breathe in unison as she responds with a high thrust of her hips>you think you can feel it, the warm folds hidden between her legs>with the height difference you can't be sure of your accuracy>she raises herself on tiptoe to meet you as your knees buckle slightly at the heavenly texture and softness greeting you>you gently pull away, probing and prodding at her til you can be sure you're going where you want to>Scootaloo interrupts your confusion with another backwards bounce, pressing her girl-soon-to-be-womanhood against your boy-soon-to-be-manhood>"Yes, right there. Do it."
>>12285873Corwin pls draw.
>>12285878It's tex drawing attention to himself. A lot of tripfags do that.>I'm gone now>omg me pls go>i miss me>who was me? let me explain>yes i feel like such a celeb
>>12285902>Q episode.>They don't use Discord.
>>12285873>I have never claimed to be a good artist.Draw more. For an artist you don't draw as much as you'd imagine one would.
>>12285869If you've got more tools than a dremel you can get ingots for ~$4 a kilo at a recycling plant
>>12285861>>12285899>>12285900Fine, fine, I'll look for something else.Never seen 1408 though, looks good, might watch that, thank you.
Breath with me
>>12285920>If you've got more tools than a dremelDamn...
>>122859191. I delete a lot of the stuff I draw.2. Most of the stuff I'm doing lately is practice that people don't want to see.
>>12285910Push it in nice and slow.
>>12285902http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Naked_TimeThis episode would be fucking baller. >All those pones going mad and living out their inner desire and fantasies... or fears
>>12285890That'll work, it'll just be a pain to work with since it isn't shaped like other bits
>>12285952>1. I delete a lot of the stuff I draw.Don't do that. Even the imperfections and things are great. One thing that bugged me about Tex is that he wouldn't post many of his sketches and experiments, and would delete anything after a day or two if he found any "imperfection" with it.>>12285952>2. Most of the stuff I'm doing lately is practice that people don't want to see.Says you.
>>12285936Without ruining too much make sure you get the theatrical release ending. I thought the alternate ending was shittier which is standard on a lot of DVDs I think.
>>122859361408 is a film to watch alone in dim light. It grabbed me and wouldn't let me go.
>>12285917>all the shitposting about artists is just the artists trying to drum up more attentionAttention is one hell of a drug.
>>122859941408 suckedStephen king movies suckStephen king books suck
>>12285957>you will never have secretive, homosexual sex with a young George Takei
>>12285988I liked the alternate ending better. The theatrical ending didn't make any god damn sense.Same with that movie where the spelunker women are chased through the cave by the mutant guys.
>>12286017Stephen King sucksKings suckYour favorite pony sucks
>>12286017I feel so insecurethese wounds they will not heal
>>12285917>retards believe this>when Tex actually gets back he will be greeted with a collective "FUCK OFF" by shitposters and those succesfully rused by shitposters>MLPG has trust issues and think everyone's a shitposter
>>12286017>Stephen king books suck
>>12286027I just thought the alternate ending was too cheesy and unfulfilling. The original one was a lot creepier to me.
>>12285994I liked it. Has a nice brisk snappy pace. I wouldn't say it's great. But it's enjoyable.
>>12285948Well build a foundry thenLess cutting so you could get buy with just a hacksaw, dremel and sandpaper
>>12285997W-who in their right mind would do that?!T-those d-dummies!
>>122859813. I really am lazy, and distracted, and in a miserable position, and still not doing my best, and shitposting about it.
>>12286088that's at least something.
>>12286070>Well build a foundry then
>>12286048they kinda do
>>12286130they kinda don't
>>12285910>pressing her girl-soon-to-be-womanhood against your boy-soon-to-be-manhoodwhat the fuck is this shitwhy would you write thiswhy would anyone read this
>>12286130Except that is wrong.
>>12286146Because it's >funIn case you haven't noticed we're not exactly writing the Great American Novel here
>>12286115>Not having basic mechanical skillsHow are you going to make money making things if you can't even make anything?
>>12286155It sounds like sa.png
>I made your bed put all your dirty clothes in the hamper>There's a sandwich and some strawberries I cut up in the fridge and a glass of chocolate milk>Do you need anything else?
>>12286166how about a hug?
Taking a request.
>>12286166I wonder if you wouldn't mind me licking your butt for a while?
>>12286166No thanks mom
>>12286155you could at least trybut then again>fanfiction
>>12286165you sound like sa.pnga.jpg
>>12286166Help me unmake the bed.By letting me fuck you in it.
>>12286182Applejack rubbing her own belly
>>12286166>a glass of chocolate milkdid you make it yourself?
>>12286144>>12286154Well, except for the part where he's right.
>>12286160...Wave my hands around and MAKE things appear! Fully finished!Or go back to being a stripper.
>>12286197>they finished itNeat
>>12286166I'd kiss her and tell her I love her
>>12285910>the water drops even colder as you push glide the tip of your cock inside her, but all you can feel is a warm heat enveloping your dick, her lips pulling more of inside like a hungry mouth urging to be filled>her tits have your full attention as well, hands twisting, squeezing, tugging, pinching as her sighs turn into gasps and moans. It's like music to your ears, and the pounding of the shower drums against your chest in tune.>you slide in another inch and it's even tighter, you can feel Scootaloo give a rippling squeeze over your member. It's like you could stay right there all night>Scootaloo shifts on her toes and slips a little, then shrieks>the shout breaks you back to this heavenly reality and causes you to flinch, plunging the rest of yourself into her tight little pussy>Scootaloo shrieks again and now you realize why, as you lean forwards and get a faceful of ice cold shower water.>At least one part of you still feels warm, but so much for nice and slow
>>12286048>>12286130>>12286144>>12286216>"Nu-uh!">"Ya-huh!">"Nu-uh!">"Ya-huh!"All of you shut up or I swear to god I will turn this horse around!
>>12286166Could you pickup some butter for my toast?
>>12286260but anooooooonanon keeps touching meeeeee