Pretty ponies edition!old horse>>12172309
>>12177291I love that pretty pony!
>>12177291>derpy>prettypick one faggot
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>12177312Screw your logic! I pick both!
Ponies are gay
>>12177334CAREFUL, DERPY! THAT THING IS DELICATE!
We ugly horses now?
>>12177345Well, this pony is ugly, for sure.
>>12177345We pretty pony (and human) now.
>>12177348I wouldn't either. I prefer to cuddle or hang out with the sun pony, though.
>>12177360oh goodness, that hair is just 2cute
We hyper ded,
>>12177374I dont even know where to start, there are too many things I dislike in that picture.
>>12177374I would roughly cuddle and sincerely love the fuck out of that sun horse
>>12177411>that sad "why" look on her face;__;
>>12177412>>12177438Fine. Have this.
>pretty pony edition>posts ugly pone
>>12177466But Derpy is a cute and pretty pony!
>>12177466He didn't post Rarity
>>12177463these feels oh godcryingwilf.jpg
http://redintravenous.tumblr.com/post/55780817624/i-cant-stand-my-art-style-anymore-i-need-to>rediv bites the dust
>>12177463>tfw I could actually feel my eyes watering up for a second
derpy pls keep making threads
>>12177492But she's a pretty pony too!
>>12177503I like it when artists try to change their styleIt's fun to watch the transformation
>>12177512>tfw I've never seen the .gif
>>12177539I really wish that the whole muffin thing would just die
>>12177558>tfw !>It's /b/linker anon
>>12177546Better than shipping her with Dr. Whoves
>>12177576>tfw reply>it a blank post
>>12177577Both are pretty awful.
I DO LIKE THING
>>12177537>Braeburned enters MLPG
>>12177576You must be a terrible poster.
>>12177599someone should replace the pony in that image with Twilycorn
why is fluttershy so normal?
>>12177603YOU ARE KILLING 4CHAN WITH YOUR ENJOYMENT OF THING
>>12177617Why are you so mean anon? I only wanted to be friends with you...
>>12177642are there ponies there?
>>12177291all ponies are pretty and all deserve our love>inb4 autism
>>12177620>Normal>Obsessive about something>Keeps to herself>AnxietyNormal for MLPG I suppose
>>12177649i might draw some later
>>12177622That song is the only reason to watch the remake
>>12177641Fuck that guy Twilight. I'll be friends with you. Now wanna go with me and Rarity to get something to eat?
>>12177653that was the joke
>>12177658What's that gif from anyways?
>>12177664man, hat guy is probably my second or third favorite tumblr
>>12177675The Producers you plebian
What an awful thread.
>wake up>open MLPG>first thing I see is Derpy's smiling faceyestoday will be a good day
>>12177546Sadly, it will never go away. Same with >>12177577
>>12177688Shit, it is?I've only seen the 1968 version
>>12177704http://vimeo.com/10203916Well watch this and pretend it doesn't exist
>>12177704>the 1968 versionThat is the only version.
>>12177712In the same way that there are only 3 Star Wars movies?
>>12177546Tough luck, chucklefuck. The original fanon personalities for Lyra, Octavia, Vinyl Scratch, Dr. Hooves, and Derpy will never die because that's all the fandom had to go with at the time and now it's become "tradition" and, essentially, factual.
>>12177722Yup.Only 1 Matrix movie.Only 3 Indiana Jones movies.Only 0 Airbender movies.
>>12177724Well I reject your "tradition" because fuck you I do what I want.
>>12177767Well, exactly. The only way to fight it is to create original content that strays from it. But the trouble is, your straying has to be so good you can convince the bleating masses of bronies that it's better than tradition.It's not that /you/ can't, it's that the rest /won't/ stray from the norm.
>>12177761She would use emotions and feelings to turn into an immortal goddess
What if pony was muslim?
>>12177840Twilight please don't cry...C'mere...It's gonna be okay...Everything's gonna be okay...
>>12177856don't you ever say that again
>>12177856>FluttershyIt would be a dream come true. I would totally ask her to be my bride!
>>12177864That's not a Muslim pony. That's a Klan pony.
>>12177816It's just annoying to see anything related to muffins in a Derpy every time. I get that they're supposed to be her favorite snacks or whatever, but tone it down you fucks.
>>12177879would you convert or would you let her execute you like the infidel pig you are?
This is a pony.
>>12177856Rarity being black is the only one that upsets me.that bitch is whiter than sour cream and anyone thinking otherwise is wrong
>>12177893that is a very cute ponyI would go to her convention if it were in my area
>>12177884Same bothers me with Lyra with the human thing.
>>12177884Yeah, it is a bit of a shame. That's why I made her a Seer in my fanfiction.Row, row, fight the power. Besides that, we just ignore what we don't like and move on.
>>12177893NO SHE'S NOTGODDAMN MAN ARE YOU BLIND? I MENA FUCK.THAT'S A FUCKING HORSE.
>>12177905Lyra is always crazyIf you make a not crazy lyra it just isn't lyra
>>12177912she's not crazyshe's just very excitable
>>12177911ohOH FUCKWell, at least tell me that these are cute puppy dogs.
>>12177856I hope she doesn't hold very strong views about itI'd hate for my waifu to be ruined by fanaticismI'm totally fine with her wearing a hijab if she chooses though
>>12177631>liking thingWORSE THAN ONE THOUSAND HITLERSA KILOHITLER, IF YOU WILL
>>12177890>implying am I not one already>>12177893That is a very horsey horse.
>>12177916>She's not crazy
>>12177905That too. Lyra being eccentric, peppy and very excitable is fine though.>>12177908Link to it?
>>12177912Yes, I like the crazy and excited part.I don't like when they go overboard so much that humans is the only thing she craves for.
>>12177916SHE WANT'S TO RAPE TWILIGHTGOD DAMN TWILIGHT'S REFUSAL TO WAVE AT HER BACK IN CANTERLOT BROKE HER. SHE STALKED HER TO PONYVILLE AND NOW SHE'S FINALLY READY TO MAKE HER MOVE.
>>12177927she's just got a lot of spirit
>>12177928http://www.fimfiction.net/story/15353/Inner-GloryApologies for advertising.
Bon Bon isn't crazy about it, but Lyra just loves to dance
>>12177930I personaly like the humans thing, but it should always be in moderation
>>12177940Ponies are cute and I love to talk about them. More so in the past.I usually tab out or leave when you guys go full retard, though.
Is 4chan being a butt for anyone else?
>>12177936You know really no one ever tries to make something with Twilight and Lyra.I mean both are from Canterlot and Lyra look fucking hurt after Twilight just passed by her.
>>12177954>almost 200k words>71 chapters
>>12177954>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/15353/Inner-Glory>189,157 words totalJesus, I guess i should get started.
>>12177965I am ponying just fine. I think its in your end.
>>12177954>189,157 words totalHoly words man
>>12177963Do you like that pony? She can be pretty cute sometimes.
>>12177979fluttershy is my waifu
>>12177954why would you write 190,000 words of something when you aren't even talented enough to create your own characters and settings?
>>12177969What if Twilight is like Lyra's idol? I mean Twilight is very good at magic and Celestia's personal student. What if Lyra sees her as an inspiration and wants to be like her? She takes it a bit too far by also moving in Ponyville.
>>12177997oh boy here we go
>>12177927Lyra was Raiden all along.
>>12177954what the fucking fuck is this shitpublishing fundraiser? 71 chapters? 190k words? get the fuck out to /mlp/ or some shit and stay out. this cancer should not be tolerated here
>>12177979I adore Fluttershy. She is so sweet and gentle. I love it that she has a respectable episode in Season 3 and I hope she would get more in the next season.
>>12177985I'm sorry you have to suffer so much.
>>12178005Trying to hard man.
>>12177954Fifty bucks says 20,000 of those 190,000 words are adverbs.
>>12178005>get the fuck out to /mlp/
>>12178005>Cancerno, Alan, it's lupus.
>>12177954That's quite the, uh, dedication.
>>12178008I'm a flutterfag but KCAFO was terrible.
>>12177985>>12178008Aw look, she's so happy!
>>12178008>completely ruining one of the best characters of the show>respectableFLUTTERFAGS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>12178027No she isn't. She's dead on the inside. She's only happy on the outside to not worry her friends.
>>12178033I completely missed the ruining part.
Edging to ponies feels good
>>12178010that's what you think>>12178027happy pony is a good pony
>>12177954>Almost 200k wordsNaw manThat's 2 short books worth
>>12178033Oh suck it up.
>>12178037I dunno, she seems a bit pink on the inside, but I'd hardly call that dead.
Reminder: Cuddling is essential to healthy pony growth and development.
>>12178010Fluttershy got hit hard in Season 2, but I feel more sorry for Twilight. My god, what did they do to her?>>12178027Fluttershy is cute when she is happy.
>>12178051>calling fanfic "writers" out on their worthless attempts to be internetfamous>bait
>>12177954>incompletewhat the christ
>>12178062I really hope AJ, FS, and Rarity get to do something cool in season 4.It won't happen though because the show will exclusively focus on Twilycancer from now on.
>>12178094>That's what people actually believe
>>12178047My dick is all sore because ponies are too sexy, I can't keep my hands off it
>>12178107HE'S NOT GAY
>>12178098If that stupid book about Cadence is anything to go by, this is probably going to happen
>>12177997>implying I'm haven't, and that I'm not just using the pony fanbase for guaranteed readers who don't know me IRL>>12178005It took two years, and the fundraiser is because a few of my fans begged me for physical copies. I was trying to see if it would be worthwhile. Apparently, yes. I garnered $1,050.>>12178013You've intrigued me. What makes you say that?>>12178053Yeah, just about. The published version's going to be huge. Maybe too big.Spoiler'd pic is coverart one of my fans is working on. The shading's not done on Twilight's hair and the smoke-pony, but otherwise it's mostly finished.Yes, they approached me first.
Would you DP a pony
>>12178131nowould you let a pony give you the DT?
>>12178128no this is just sad
>>12178131No, I've only got one penis.
>>12178099Don't squeeze so hard, use gentle pressure, especially on your head or you'll desensitize yourself.
>>12178094I hope each ponies get their own spotlight in Season 4!
>>12178162thanks Dr. Mulpug
>>12178162>tfw deathgrip>tfw can still cum before tiring myself outAww yea
I think corgis are better.
>>12178219Only because you asked nicely.
>>12178128So, in terms of tone and content, what can I expect from this fic?I love fics that do worldbuilding, but I am detered by fics that paint the walls in gore. is the violence used in a tasteful maner?
>>12178257>Plan your horsefucking eventsEvery time.
>>12178257>you will never find horsefucking nearby
>>12178233So don't jerk off for a week or so, you'll get a lot of sensitivity back so you can stop squeezing so hard, there's more to masturbation than squeezing for dear life. Changing up stimulation also helps a lot, like rubbing your head with your palm, if you do one thing the whole time it becomes less and less pleasurable
I remember when I had high hopes for the comic.
>>12178257>explore horsefucking in 3D
>>12178284The comic is great though
>>12178287OCCULUS RIFT HORSEFUCKING
>>12178273But then I wouldn't last as long with my bf
I want to rub personhorse Dash's feet after she spent all day working out
>>12178315I want to rub personhorse Trixie's back after a successful magic show
>>12178306>This displays a dumb earth pony's lack of understanding.
>>12178128>1,050 USDHOLY CELESTIA. You should milk more money from these suckers.
>>12178320Do you think she'd fondle your junk with her magic while you do?Not enough to get you offJust to get you in the mood for later
>>12178284What didn't you like about it?It's not 10/10, but I think it does a very good job for being an all-ages comic book made out of an MLP cartoon -and a couple of micros were great.That is, assuming you don't get funnyflustered at minor BG ponies appearing at random with pandas.
>>12178264Let me put it this way, author here, of course. I added on the gore tag to cover my rear from any complaints of "You didn't warn me!"The violence is usually relatively short and decided quickly. I tried to keep it honest, but not overbearing. The first example that comes to mind is a griffon leaping at a pony wielding a blade. The pony manages to dodge the attack and use the griffon's momentum to make a counter-attack. The griffon's stomach is wounded, and I mention, for a sentence, that it struggled to comprenhend its innards spilling out before it blacks out.The wounds themselves can be horrific, but I don't take time explaining every glistening drop. And, as a general rule, the characters are trying to avoid combat. Nobody likes dying, you know, especially when you come back afterwards.
>>12178320Some artanon drew a picture of human Trixie sitting on a guy's face while giving him a footjob, I wish I saved them
>>12178336She does that all day long. Constant mild stimulation, enough to make you want to cum desperately, but not enough to actually get you there.
>>12178345that was jailbait
>>12178336I think she'd fondle your whole bodyyou wouldn't even notice that your hands are taking up less and less space on your her back>>12178345This?http://derpibooru.org/372654there's no footjob but I'm getting this is what you're referring to
>>12178343piss off with your grimdark bullshit
>>12178343Good, That's perfectly fine and can even make for a rich narrativeI'll probably start my binge of this fic when I get back from chem lectures
>>12178363he drew another pic of a footjob with her in toeless socks
>>12178364anon pls, we're trying to have a conversation here
>>12178364no, that's just dark or upsetting content.Grim dark is blood for the sake of blood
>you will never have an agoraphobic little pony to stay inside with
>>12178320I would love this more than anything. Just hearing her coos and moans while working on her back, helping her feel relaxed and at ease.
monstergirls are the bestI wish there was a fic about them with pony
>>12178330Heh, well, I have to deliver on the first thing first.>>12178379I actually just recalled that I wrote that specific example as a tribute to Jurassic Park. (The book, good sirs.) I read it when I was twelve, and while I was disturbed by the thought of evisceration, Michael Creighton handled it so well I didn't run in horror, but nor did I pass by unphazed.
>>12178402Also this https://derpibooru.org/377407
>>12178351>Even when you're miles apart>She's honed her link to you>Constantly keeping you horny>It's even worse when she's out of town>Her magic lets her feel if you've touching yourself>It also rules cheating on her right out>Sometimes you just have to disobey her and jerk one out>It's not like you really dislike the punishment for it anyway>And she certainly doesn't dislike the little show you put on for her while she's missing you, especially if she can sneak away to somewhere private when you start
>>12178406>>12178406She'd give a mean foejob, unf
>>12178406Footjobs with socks/stockings on are the best kind.
>>12178490No idea, I was just looking for some porn and this was derpibooru's front page
I just wasted entire hour migrating from GR to Diggreader just to realize the latter does not have RSS stream... really? RSS reader with no RSS stream?For the fucks' sake.I want GR back.
>>12178448You're really trying today, aren't you?>>12178364>>12178067>>12177997
>>12178491By socks I hope you mean knee or thigh highsRegular socks are gross
>>12178505Any kind, but preferably stockings
>>12178430that facei'm die
Requesting luck pone
>>12178525you got it
>>12178525I just noticed that I don't have any Roseluck saved
why was derpy wearing paper bagswas it a reference to somethingwas she too poor to afford a costume
>>12178525>people that call her RoseluckWorse than Hitler and Stalin combined with Ross
>>12178549Because she's dumb and she thought that was a good costume.
>>12178549She's a very silly pony
Would you cuddle Gloomy and your favourite pony at the same time?
>>12178554>RossWhoa dude, over the line
>>12178563Yes, Gloomy sexually and the other pony can be my big spoon.
>>12178554What would you call her?Because Roseluck is completely official or anything
>>12178572>you will never punch the fausticorn in the face
>>12177634i accidentally booped in my pantshelp
>>12178560Derpy looks very pretty like that.
>>12178563she needs a rock hard cock inside her, look at that pout
>>12178525Here is a cute rose for you!
>>12178572I need to watch JoJo one of these days.
>>12178581Paper bags on her hooves and all?
>>12178576Fun fact: the pony from the show (Rose) is totally different from Roseluck
>>12178588That dress looks more like a came some supervillain would wear
>>12178576>Her name in the show is Rose>her name in that book is Rose>Let's fucking call her Roseluck because fuck you
>>12178576I'd call her Rose.
>>12178594Well, sure! She's prepared in case she comes across a mud puddle or something.
>>12178563I think Gloomy and I would both cuddle my waifuI think she'd much rather cling to someone from the show than to me
>>12178628Even ignoring the book she is called Rose in the show multiple times.
>>12178563Yes, I would cuddle my poneechan and my ponimouto at the same time.
>>12178585I'd spurt all over that fucking tongue.
>>12178624But Anon, you've got it all wrong. She's there for you.
>>12178635a very ugly backpack
>>12178595Sick serve m80 *tips fedora*
>>12178647>Doctornot everyone can be a winner in the name lottery
>>12178656I'm so euphoric right now
>>12178654>>12178663I BLAME YOU NIGGERS FOR THIS
>>12178641that's kind of a rude thing to do
>>12178647How fucking depressing must that be>"Sorry kiddo, you're destined for a lifetime in retail">"And you don't even get a nice clean air conditioned shop to work in. Just a town market booth"
i like hoofspost pictures of hoofs
>>12178667She's a poser
>>12178696Those look so soft and fuzzy...
>>12178706Oh yes Rarity's hooves are fucking great. Then you have AJ there ruining the entier thing witth her shit tier muddy hooves.
>>12178696Imagine Fluttershy's pretty little pony hooves stomping on your scrotum
>>12178715HER HOOVES AINT MUDDY
>>12178607what the fuck kind of book is thisit's just printouts of the art assets of the show
>>12178706Do you ever want to wrap your hands around the narrow bit of their hind legs?I bet it'd be all muscly
>>12178716stopi'm becoming erecti can't stop ithow do you stop a boner
>>12178715You could look at it like that, sure. Or you could look at it as AJ's hooves setting Rarity's hooves in motion.
>>12178732I wonder if they'd feel good on your genitalia
>>12178716http://i.imgur.com/WkkPWga.gifwhat if this with ponies?
>>12178728That's a rather abstract sweetie bell
>>12178716Jesus h I would explode if she was talking dirty in that Flutterbitch voice, oh fuck
>>12178736look at granny porn
>>12178728what kind of reaction is that
>>12178728is anyone else getting a picture of a button thing with handprints
>>12178728When did sweetie belle become a contest entry for a videogame?
>>12178740ManThose are some nice ballsI wonder if C&BT makes them swell
>>12178738Anon, plswe say penis here.
>>12178740http://i.imgur.com/yyHCokR.gifWhat about this?
>>12178728i think 4chan just derpedhave you ever had 4chan replace your picture with a completely different one?
>>12178761>tfw obscenely large sack and small penis
>>12178762Please, don't get lewd about my genitalia.
>>12178740>http://i.imgur.com/WkkPWga.gifWhy do people do this to themselves.
>>12178763those would be some very big ponies
>>12178770>tfw big dick and tight little sackIt's so out of place
>>12178737Maybe...but no it ruins everythingNow here's where you can see Rarity's hooves and her ass too in full glory and without second worst pony to ruin everything. I'm talking about AJ in case you're wondering. Because she is second worst pony. Like really second wort pony. Like only Fluttershy is worse and thu wirt pony and that's why AJ i second worst pony.
>>12178740>>12178767FUCKING WHYNOW MY GROIN HURTS
>>12178749it's not helping
>>12178790>That fucking tween
>>12178798look at potato porn
>>12178789Having a tiny head is worse, my penis looks deformed
>>12178790Rarity has best ass in any form.
>>12178783>>12178783 kind of like that ideaI've always thought of him as a really short but girthy dick, but that's better
>>12178802SCALE Y BITCHFIX THAT ANCHOR POINTNOW YOU ARE ANIMATOR
>>12178770At least you'll have a big bulge>tfw grower
>>12178790>AJ>Second worstI respect your opinion, even though I disagree with it. Seriously, how can one guy be so wrong? But have some more Rarity with her bouncy little hooves.
>>12178817You have no proof of this. We can't even see her ass in this.
>>12178816Nanaki go finish the Twixie fic
>>12178826>Kill me, Seymore
>>12178819Well, mine's bigger!Oh yeah? Well mine is... heavier?
>>12178828Rarity is the bestRarity is goodPraise be to Rarity
>>12178828Well I wouldn't be that harsh and make her worst pony. Fluttershy is clearly worse than AJ.I am of course assuming you think she is the worst pony since you don't agree with my opinion and there is no way she is better than the other ponies. Ever. That would be madness. That would be literately worse than Terse
>>12178696what do you think pony hoofs smell like
>>12178830Hips, ass, whatever.
>>12178853I must have come down with a case of the Terseitis, then.cough cough
MLPG where can I vote for best pony?Those ads didn't say where and hasbro's site is blank on the issue.
>>12178839I like how they include rather obvious penis jokes in the show, and bronies insist it's perfectly innocent.
>>12178886that isn't unf at all
which pony's hoofs would you worshipi'd tickle sweetie's soft hoofs
>>12178888it has been decided
>>12178856i think they smell like pie
>>12178893sameall i want to do is tickle and massage her little marshmallow hooves
>>12178909>>12178897WHERE THE FUCK IS SAPPHIRE SHORES
>>12178926>Wanting to vote a ded pony
>>12178920man we really need more unnecessary censorship for pony
>>12178897>>12178909Thanks. Come to think of it, I'm actually glad they made Twi a princess in the way that they did. Now all the other ponies have a chance in popularity contests.
what if pony is real and we are the fiction
>>12178941>you will never be a pony's tulpa>you will never spend hours touching pony's butt because it's the only thing you can interact with
>>12178941Pinkie for the last time we're the ponies, we're real, they're the humans, they're not real.
COME ON GET UPLET'S WORK OUTLET'S GO FOR A RUNLET'S GO FOR A fuck
>>12178941>Someone wrote me into having a terrible lifeEven worse
>>12178941I'm okay with this.
>>12178941OH GODWHAT IF WE'RE ALL OCs?
>>12178958>you will never have a nice healthy fuck session for the purposes of aerobic exercise
>>12178971Who are the black and red ones?
>>12178971that would explain why all my clothes are red or black
>>12178958Good idea, Lets fuck Sweetie Belle!
>>12178971At least I'm not a black and red mary sue
Eyes Wide Slut edition Sunset Shimmer
>>12178971I'm the OC of a pony? eh?
Anon dumping comic in /mlp/ if anyone is interested.>>12178023>>12178023Quality isn't the greatest, but it's something.
>>12178998Man, she could have been president of the wrestling club or something.
>>12179004YepSnails' OCRoss is Snips' OC
>>12178971What a silly notionThat would mean that most of us are two-dimensional, one trick ponies with cardboard cutout personalitiesLike most brony celebrities
>>12179011>implying SB isn't Snails' OC
>>12178971That would explain why I wear a lot of blue and white
>>12179004There is a mare in the LP universe who thinks you're her husbando
>>12179008Just about to post that link too. Nice to be getting it early.
>>12179008when is the typical release date? Rather wait for that to be honest
>>12179008>not scannedThey can't do anything right
>>12179016NahJonah Falcon is
>>12179008>blame my sisterheh>>12179022next week
>>12178971what if the entire world is just a setup and you're in some kind of truman show?
>>12179018I'm liking this.
>>12179029out of context, that sounds horrifying
>>12179023you know damn well that if someone here had to do it with only a cameraphone, everyone would be like 'oh no problem, man, thanks for showing it to us, at least.' sucking his dick n shit
>implying we aren't mostly all Celestia's OCs>implying this isn't a show for them>implying we aren't BG humansBut still, one pony saw you in the crowd. And she's husbandoing you all the way from Equestria
>>12179018>tfw that's not true>tfw no-one thinks of me romantically at all
>>12179018I can only imagine the pony that gives me all these disgusting habits and fetishes
>>12179043>implyingwe've had that before and it's incredibly annoying
>>12179043It doesn't change that it's shit. I'd be a whiny cunt about the quality no matter who uploaded it.
>>12179018>several mares husbando you and try to outdo each other in that regard>there are mares who hug their pillows imagining it's you>there are mares who have body pillows of you
>>12179018Does she know I've got a little dick?
>>12179062Don't you fucking ruin her headcanon
>>12179062she thinks it's cute
>>12179061>And Anon still can't get a girlfriend
>>12179051>He doesn't know about God 2.0: ''Alternate Universe theory''
>>12179008>http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1374160495727.jpg>That last panelHA
>>12179069A horse will do too
>>12179016so snails projected himself by giving SB 8"?
>>12179061>there are mares who argue and defend you to prove you are best human>there are mares who draw sexual images of you and touch themselves to you>there are mares who try to create tulpa's of you
>>12179069>a stallion is holding out hope that you'll finally realize you're full homo
>>12179069The writing staff insists that you will never get a girlfriend because they don't want to make all of the husbandofreaks upset
>saw a comic spoiler of sunset shimmer>tfw there actually is a equestria girls comic
>>12179069if you can't get a girlfriend that only means that you are a very popular husbando in equestria and the the mares who like you hate to see you hsipped.
>there is fanart of you somewhere in Equestria>some mares even buy toys, even if they're not too accurate.
>there are mares who have worked for hours practicing drawing human anatomy>just to draw you in lewd positions
>>12179099They put dildos on your livesized toys and make those toys fuck them
>>12179092It's supposed to be a backstory to Sunset Shimmer, and then we get an adaption of the movie.
>>12179094This guy knows his shit.
>there are mares who project their weird fetishes on you and won't stop drawing sub-par fanart of itbad feel bad feel
>http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1374160865228.jpgThis luna is amazing man
>>12179092It can't possibly be worse than the movie, right?
Do the ponies draw me when I was fat or how I am nowI don't want to end up in Equestria with only chubby chasers after me
>>12179018But I am an unsavory creature.No one could ever love anyone as unsavory as I.
>>12179110>there are ponies who made ask blogs about you>you are one of the most popular characters for human porn>yu are in the top 10 most fapped to characters on pony paheal
>>12179121Can't see shit
>>12179092So... why didn't Celestia want Sunset Shimmer to know about the mirror if she doesn't really know anything about it herself other than it opens up every 30 moons?And why wasn't it specially guarded if it was open?
>this thread is going on in Equestria right now
>>12179134Is this some kind of ERPing thing
>>12179120>there's a fanfic of you being shipped with some guy you met one time >it's five hundred thousand words long
>>12179134>Bad Human's top selling dildo is named after you
>>12179148>there are ponies who wish to keep pet humans
>>12179152The most popular ship is about you and some fag you hated in high school
>reading the shitty comic scan>Luna and Big Mac ntics>Batponies appear againAWW YEAH
>>12179162>some fag you hated in high schoolThat could be anyone.
>>12179152What if I'm shipping with my best bud!
>>12179185why haven't you fucked him yetall the ponies are waiting for it to happen
>That sunset shimmer comicHoly fuck
>you're shipped with that guy you stand next to at the bus stop sometimes
>>12179190I recognize that unicorn with the slutty manecut
>>12179190>yfw that's the alternate mane six>colgate confirmed for Rainbow Dash
>>12179132Trixie and Gild are pieces of shit and yet popular even to the level of being waifu'd. If ponies know about you there must be some who have claimed you as their husbando.
>>12179008QUALITY IS SHITGODDAMN THERE ARE APPS FOR ANDROID PHONES THAT MAKES THEM AS GOOD AS SCANNERS. FREE APPS. IS IT REALLY THAT HARD?The comic was fun. I loved it. And the Sunset Shimmer one is also nice. Also the Bee Hive thing is clearly the next adventure. It will probably be their next arc. You know issues 17-20. Or maybe the other team's thing, you know 13-16Or maybe a S4 episode
>>12179157>>12179148''>you will never be with your qt human husbandoWhy do I even bother, gals?''
>tfw pony will read this thread and post caps on MLHG>tfw pony shitposters will derail the thread by calling it pandering
>>12179190I thought it would've taken longer before EqG started polluting the comic
>>12179213>he will never pet your mane
"Miss my two legged boys.Think i always will"
>>12179210>Trixie and Gilda both claim you as their husbando>they constantly kidnap you away from each other
>>12179176>Sunset Shimmer is much older then Twilight>Same age in EqG
>>12179210They're cute pieces of shit. I'm just an unsavory piece of shit.
>>12179220>Not Big Macintosh starts shitposting about the Friendship Zone
>>12179226>no guys it's not happening really just close your eyes
>>12179232Shut up alternate universe Anon. For the last time in this universe Ponies came first then the humans.
>>12179241But Big Mac stopped posting on MLHG because he didn't feel appreciated
>>12179223I want to cum inside Steve Willson
>>12179245>One of the best mini comics yet is polluting the comic
Jesus this Big Mac comic is everything I've ever wanted
>DT and SS Peanuts reference
>>12179263it has a two page spread of celestia's butt with scratch and sniff for the anus and vagina you can worship?
>tfw MLH peaked with the WW2 arc>tfw it's turning shit
>browsing MLHG>someone posts a torrent>it's 70 GB of actual human porn
>>12179280>tfw there will never be a ww3>tfw It's taking forever for the space age season to start
>>12179280>this is what grimdarkfags actually believe
>>12179280>WW2 arc>The arc where the villain is a grimdark so edgy black and red human>Good
>>12179287>humans>real in the MLP-niversePick one
>>12179287>70gb of ape rape
>>12179287>back to HumanChan
>>12179287would you fuck a human womaneven though they have incredibly tight vaginasimagine how tight it would feel on your horsecock
pone thinks the way you buck your hips when you're about to explode in her mouth is cute
>>12179008I'm eagerly awaiting scans of #9 now. That was an awesome comic.Price and Cook are based as fuck.
>>12179311>implying stallions actually browse this
What do they call fans of My Little Human outside of the target demographic?Humies
>>12179258He still sometimes pops in and posts inane bullshit about raping some muslim girl.
>>12179263Holy shitThis fucking comic
>>12179280The WW2 arc was the best one together with the Napoleonic wars and Roman Empire arc. I thought MLH was going downhill at WW1, because that one was static, boring and predictable as shit. They salvaged it in the end with introducing the US and the russian revolution, which later proved to be the groundworks for some of the best times MLH ever had. The villains were a bit flat, but it had great action scenes, really good drama and fucktons of character development. The cold war arc really lost steam after the space race episodes though and it still hasn't recovered much and the vietnam sideplaot was ass, but it had a nice soundtrack.
Would you read a story about humans set in the Fallout: Equestria universe?
>>12179330>watching the previous genswhyjust why
>>12179287>only 70 GB>not 700 PB
>>12179338no, but it might make an alright video game
>>12179311And then someone asks if they would fuck a human loli.
>>12179311>fucking a disgusting smelly human womani heard they bleed out their vaginas instead of going into heati heard they don't even wink and drip from their vagshow would you even know they're down to fuckit must be confusing to be a human maleno wonder so many of them want to fuck our beautiful mares
>>12179349Only for 2 installments.The 3rd one wouldn't be as good.
>>12179327>must be earnedSo what season do the other Elements of Harmony become princesses in?
>>12179339Well, excuse me, but I still think that the first seasons with the persians and egyptians in it are underrated, people just like to get hung up on their rather crude design and maybe the acting was a bit hammy, but apart from that they are really good.The greeks were okay too, but they are overrated nonetheless.
>>12179365I can confirm all of this, I used to work on a big farm.The human mares were disgusting. We caught one of the farm hands with his flare in one this summer. As we were kicking him out he was going on about how we was some 'Brother' in an online fandom that loves humans.How sick is that?
>>12179390humans don't real
>>12179371The end of S5. The series goes full Dragonball Z at that point.
>>12179261>Stevefagsentry level pleb bullshiti bet you read >fanfiction
Don't you have My Little Human generals you usually post all this stuff in?
>>12179404Of course they are anon, have you never seen them in fields? I used to ride one to work every morning.
i wonder which pony is my voice actor
>>12179404if humans don't real then what have I been capturing in jars?
Stay in one thread, apefuckers.
Isn't My Little Human a show for little colts?
>>12179418Fairies you dumbass
>>12179327>becoming a princess must be earnedso how come twilight became oneshe didn't do fucking anything
>>12179415i'm talking about cuddly cartoon humans, not those disgusting hairy monkeys on your farm.
>>12179371This is Twilight's test for becoming a full princess. She has to guide her friends to becoming alicorn princesses without telling them what she's doing.
>>12179430she solved a magic riddle through the power of frens
>>12179390the idea of a stallion with his horsecock in a tiny human vagina makes me slap my cock against my belly
>>12179430She and her friends kind of saved the world a few times
>>12179430no you see she fixed a spell that even starswirl couldn't so that is why she became a princess because she's ready now
>>12179430You must've been asleep during every two parter
>>12179430she starred in a hit television series you dope
>>12179433twilycancer minus friends equals just another stickhead backgrounderwhen will celestia realize this
What is going on
>>12179430She became a princess due to the elemnts of harmony backlash magic (Remember when she exploded?)Basically, Starswirl's spell fucked up everyone else's destiny because Twilight was retarded and cast a unfinished spell, and when Twilight reversed the effects, she bore the brunt of the fuck-up as destiny sort of re-railroaded itself.
>>12179434>implying anyone even believes you're a stallionNuts or gtfo
Pink & black Pinkie Pie toy.
>>12179463Go to bed, Lyra.
>>12179457No self respecting mare would watch it, that's for sure. How would your friends react?
>>12179434you mean like this? http://pdp-bjd.tumblr.com/
>You will never cuddle nonsexually with Obama>America isn't real
>>12179467>Twilight was retarded and cast a unfinished spellWhich Celestia sent to her knowing full well that she would do so, and that she was capable of finishing it.
>>12179489>you will never vote for a leader that isn't Princess Celestia
>>12179467>She became a princess due to the elemnts of harmony backlash magic (Remember when she exploded?)Cadance went to the same place a pegasus when she loved an enchantress. How'd that make her explode?
>>12179489>Obongo>Not god tier Bill Clinton
>>12179500>still talking about Clintonyeah okay, why don't you go watch season 1998 again you fucking nostalgiafag
guysi think i'm attracted to humanstheir cute flat faces, their chestboobs, their delicate hairless bodiesimagine their tiny hands massaging your stallioncock
>>12179519why is richard dawkins pretending to be fluttershy
>>12179498Cadence's backstory was that she faced a enchantress, or more acuratley a enchantress possessed by a evil artifact - as but just a pegasus - and her special talent basically clashed with the amulet, which possibly caused the neccessary magic clash.
>implying this isn't the greatest fanfic ever
>>12179519>chestboobsstop looking at your poorly drawn human porn and look at actual pictures. shit's nasty.
>>12179498>>12179531>implifuckingplying the shitty books are canon
>>12179519>that PinkieMy horsepenis just exploded
>>12179531>necessary magic clash
>>12179545>denialfagsjust because you don't like it doesn't mean it didn't happen
>you will never be a wrongfag
Brofist everyhuman! (^_^)=m
>>12179538Yeah, but was so far removed from the actual human setting. Why didn't they just come up with something original without humans?
>Her face doesn't changeMsoB please this is way too spooky for me
>>12179552Well, yes. What do you think happens when a natural pony cutiemark talent clashes with a external raw magic power, and they are both basically the opposite of eachother?
>>12179561how many pins are on your leather horse blanket, humie?
>>12179520>warned about quality>complains about qualityYou're probably reading it anyway
>>12179567At least it's now fitting since it's a puppet.
>>12179577*buttonspins? what the fuck...
>>12179583this might be the greatest reaction image I've ever seenI just don't think it can get any betterI'm going to sleep
>>12179555Just because you like it does not mean it has anything to do with the show just like OFFICIAL german comic about Blueblood's and rarity's child.
>>12179583>You're probably reading it anywayDo I look like a retard ie like you?No, I'm not reading it. It is like eating raw potato.Dumb idiot.
>>12179610>shipping Rarity with the whole countrywow, even the bugbeast thinks she's a slut
>Derpy thread>Reminding me that we lost our mascot to the sea of autismThanks a lot gus
>>12179613wasn't that a french one?
>>12179569who knows since that didnt happen there
>>12179613I didn't know that was a thingif you link me a translation I'll believe you and incorporate it in to my posting in the future
>>12179628That happened more than two years ago anon, just let it go.
>>12179584>dat editSorry but that's wrongSquiggleSmile is best ship
>>12179624>It is like eating raw potatoYOU DON'T EAT RAW POTATOES
>bigmac comic>being this gooddid not expect that at all
>>12179662That was boiled one, retard, you can see the evaporation effect even.
>>12179672>tfw no Big Mac episode>ever
>>12179660I was close to to post >not SongTail until I noticed that this was the correct ship.
>>12179672>Andy and Katie againIf you seriously didn't expect it to be at least good you're retrarded
comics are cool, i'd draw comics if I could ever ink and color anything
>>12179668that's a child, surebut it's not Rarity & Blueblood's
>bonbon is canon straightahahaahhaahhahh suck it you homofaggot shippers
guyswhat does it feel like to have a human woman ride youi want one to ride on my back naked, feeling her chestboobs against my coat
>>12179691>bonbon is canon straightdat citation
>>12179697I want to wrestle a human maleI bet they would be really crafty but easy to overpowerI want to pin one beneath my junk
>>12179683I just thought you should know that the hasty way you draw reminds me of Ross, but you actually draw normal pone almost every time, so it's all good
>>12179691Bonbon is my waifu but
>>12179697bags of sand
>>12179702is this a tumblr?
>>12179702why did this post vanishoh god where did she go
>>12179691>brony confirmed for not watching the show
>Luna and Big Mac pie eating contest>Big Mac hates cherries>Luna has to eat both their sharesThis shit writes itself
Hey guys, been working on my art. Does this look okay? I've been playing with a new sketching and inking technique.
>>12179752oh goodI was worried I had lost her again
>>12179756Mouths don't work that way
>>12179756>shading with white
>>12179755i love the seven of nine vibe i'm getting from luna
>>12179756Definitely gotta work on the mouth. Remember that the muzzle and mouth are all one part of the body, the same piece. Definitely gonna have to fix the eyes as well. Try giving them a more shapely appearance, scoots doesn't have oval eyes. I would say that the head shape also seems off but I think fixing the eyes might help fix that as well.
guys what is this strange feel.s1 luna was my original waifu but for some reason i lost interest and the love faded awaybut now i feel it returning.
>>12179798>s1 luna was my original waifuAll two seconds of her?
>>12179798>but now i feel it returning.What happened?
>>12179798>s1 lunaWhat's wrong with you
>>12179769I WOULD PET LYRAS MANEThere, I said it.
>>12179756its cute.there are some minor problems but i am not qualified enough to give good advice to fix it
>>12179722drawing loose and fast and sketchy is really fun, it just has so much life put into it
>>12179797Yeah I was thinking that about the mouth, I sorta just let it slide while sketching. I don't mind the eyes as much as they are but maybe they do make the head shape look off. Thanks for the input.
>>12179808seeing her in the new comic reminded me she can actually be a good character.meghans awful writing almost ruined her for me.
its nice to see mewball will be at the preview on saturday.so we can cut through all the fake ruse crap that will be posted by others.
http://luna-afterdark.tumblr.com/This guy used to drawfag for the /mlp/ draw thread and most of his stuff was awesome. But shit man this is great.
>>12179839Are you actually that fucking retardedLE was written by Larson and that was pretty much the only time in S2 or S3 where she had a character
>RIPD not being screened for criticslelinb4 bomb
>tfw no male satyr art
>>12179856ya, thanks to meghan she had no character. even when changlings were attacking the castle luna was confirmed to be there but she did nothing.
>>12179869She didn't have any character in S1 either, you're just retarded
>>12179868good because that is something i dont care for. that means no one is allowed to enjoy it around me.
>>12179877My nigga let's high five before we find what each other likes and hate each other for enjoying that
>>12179876>something was shit in the past, so that means its ok for it to be shit in the futurewhat kind of retarded logic is that?
>>12179877I'm going to start enjoying male satyrs just to spite youin fact, I might even start requesting it
>>12179917do they have human or horse wang?
>>12179910Dude you said you waifued Luna in S1 and then "meghan's awful writing almost ruined her" for you
>>12179868tfw no female pank satyr
>>12179926lower body is horse, so they have stallioncocks
>>12179926What kind of question is that?Horsecock 4lyf
MLPGI have a confession to makeI really dislike horsecocks even tough I love dicks
>>12179951I'm sorry, that must be awful
what if I posted a pony
>>12179865Did you see the awful movie game tie in they have on steam? It's a reskined game of a (sorta) indie game that came out 3 months ago but it's worse.
>>12179951#whoa #wow #wowza # shotsfired #getdunked #gee #golly #whiz #geewhiz #gollygee #italiano
>>12179865What the fuck is RIPD?
>>12179956>>12179965I miss Reu.
>>12179951OUTGET THE FUCK OUT. EVEN /mlp/ IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU. GO TO /hc/ OR WHATEVER BOARDS HAVE NORMAL DICKSGODDAMN WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>>12179951GET THE FUCK OUT
>>12179956>>12179965fuck off back to >>>/soc/This isn't your blog
>>12179990fuck you it's not
I hope now that Trixie has been reformed she actually shows up in background market scenes and such.
>>12179983Fuck Reu. She stole all the ants. You know how fucking hard it is to finde guuard ants. And they weren't even hers. Goddamn slut.I miss her ;_;
>>12179756I'm probably not the best person for this, but...
Pony wouldn't do drugs
>>12180016and I can't find her tumblr.
>>12179951I don't like dicks at all
>>12180016you can't steal what was already yoursthey were her ants
>>12180034I think a lot of people don't it's just why go on about it
>>12180036No they weren't. They were bought with MLPG funds. And were expensive as fuck.
I LOVE PONIES AGAINalso i am disgusted at myself at how little it takes for them to pull me back in after i have been complaining about how awful they are for months
>>12179951http://mlpg.co/unf/src/1374085864399.pngwhat about human dicks?
>>12180032>make yourself a cup of coffee>Twily magics the mug out of your hand and shatters it against the wall>"What are you doing, anon!? That stuff has CAFFEINE in it! Don't you know how addictive it is?
What if Fluttershy hugged you
>>12180059But I'am not Dash.
>>12180054But I don't drink coffee and she's right.
>>12180071use your imagination
>>12180054>twilight>not a coffee drinkerCome on anon the amount of sleepless nights she probably had.I could see Flutershy doing that.
So did pony society forget about Luna AND NMM and just push aside their existence as a fairy tale? Luna would at least have to be in history books, right?
>>12180081it must be Applejack
>>12180078I have no imagination
>>12180076>have a headache>open the cabinet for some asprin or tylenol or whatever>Twily bursts in, throws the pills in the toilet and yells at you>"Just where did you get those, huh!? I'm keeping my eye on you, mister!!"
>>121800821000 years is a long time. Luna being on the moon didn't affect anything so it's not hard for fact to become myth in that period of time.And she was in history books, it was just hard to find.
>>12180032does poison joke count as a drug? what if you roll in it and as the joke you grow a massive horse penis.
>>12180076>But I don't drink coffee and she's right.>But I don't drink coffee>I don't drink coffee
>>12180082I'm sure that Luna wasn't forgotten but was a taboo subject.Ponies were introduced as kids to NMM and maybe some that would do some research would find the truth.Really it wouldn't be that moral lifting to find out that one of the rulers just went evil and that her sister still rules.
>>12180082They're in history books, but not many ponies look them up often.
>>12180082Your forgetting the willfull ignorance of poniesfor example, the same ponies that demonized Luna as Nightmare Moon were probably the same ponies who did their very best to attribute every deed Luna did to Celestia and make sure she stayed out the way of their REAL pretty princess.
>>12180102I'm okay pinkie
>>12180100But Tylenol isn't the same as weed.>>12180116I drink hot sugar milk
>>12180081>>12180083I'am a horse
>>12180102What's it to yah?
>>12180082Wasn't that 1000 years before S1E1?Yeah, most ponies might have disregarded it as a fairytale, even though there were obviously references in history, seeing how Twilight was concerned
>>12180102PINKIE ME AND RARITY ARE KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHINGIT'S 1 AMWHY ARE YOU HERE
>>12180028Actually this helps, thanks.
Evens: eatOdds: draw
>>12180130DRAW MORE BJD PENK
>>12180130I'm not blaming youI'm blaming everyone
>>12180135Just making sure you're using protection
>>12180142GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY2 IS NOW AND ODD NUMBERDRAW
>>12180159Pinkie would be the worst pony block
>>12180016Someone post that screepcap of the post about "All of our contributors are fucking assholes. Except Jessy, Rose, and Goggles. Their voices are so nice and lovely I download them to my ipod and listen to them when I jog"
It smells like chickun in here.
>>12180165>2 IS NOW AND ODD NUMBERDON'T EVEN JOKE.
>>12180165Silly anon, 2 doesn't exist.
>>12180165But I'm starvingAnd I have day old pizza in the fridge
>>12180028I think the only problem I see with yours, is while you're trying to help him with his picture, we went with a different angle of the head, completely.
>>12180125>Sneak a few pot brownies in to the library>eating one in the kitchen late at night>Twily bursts in to make herself a glass of hot sugar milk>"Just what are you up to this time!? Why are you sitting here in the dark anyway?" >"Are these pot brownies? Can I buy one off you?"
>>12180192Just eat it while drawing.
>>12180197I love how Dash just does not give a fuck about Pinkie's well being
>>12180192WELL TO BAD YOU CAN'T IGNORE ROLLSYOU'LL JUST HAVE TO EAT TOMORROW A TWO DAY OLD PIZZA
>>12180205Clones don't have rights
>>12180142it seems like you eat way too much, guy
>>12180197>that freeze on the final frame
>>12180201Why would Twilight do drugs? She's a good pony.I think she's spending too much time with Dash
>>12180205Well, she thought it was a clone
>>12180159>Try to fuck your waifu>Pinkie just appears out of nowhere, gives you a condom, while saying "Safety first" before disappearing>every time>Every single time
>>12180215>Dash>Taking drugs>EverNah man, that's Pinkie
>>12180225just wear the fucking condom goddamn
>>12180193>we wentI meant "you went"
>>12180216I knowIt's too bad there weren't a few more scenes of her treating the real Pinkie like that because they thought she was a clone
You're freezing cold. Like. Super cold. The coldest you've ever been.Then suddenly Pinkie Pie wraps the both of you up in a blanket and cuddles up against you.
>>12180233I CAN'T EVEN GET THE PONY PREGNANT WHY SHOULD I WEAR A HORSE CONDOM?
>>12180228if doublerainboom has taught us anything its that dash will take anything if it increases her athletic ability even a little.
>>12180193Yeah, I only put his head in after I drew it. The head I drew was just guessing, my bad.
>>12180228>Pinkie>drugsNahFlutters is the one using that shit
>>12180215she likes to eat them before her astronomy sessionsshe considers it a performance enhancing substance and considers the risks to be negligibleshe's done the studies, don't you trust her judgement?
>>12180225The only solution is to wear a condom 24/7, regardless if you're erect or not
>>12180251>Double rainboomIsn't that the shitty fanmade episode?
>>12180251I'm sorry, what?
>>12180250Condoms are also for preventing STDs
>>12180193Oh, thank you so much!Not to discount the other advice I got
>>12180237no fuck thatwe're a team now
>>12180251>double memeboom>canon in any sort of way ever
>>12180251I don't think double rainboom taught us anything of value
>>12180273But there are no STDs in Equestriawell no bad ones
>>12180262>>12180233You don't get it do you? You could double the size of your dick with the amount of condoms you're wearing she's still there, giving you another one.
>>12180276but I don't want to.
>>12180292too badbefore you know it we're gonna be frens
>>12180287Areare you retarded
>>12180251 did you seriously just cite doublerainboom to back up an argumentI'm laughing
>>12180282...what are the good ones?
>>12180282Equestria does have STDs.foals
>>12180315Come on that wasn't even funny
>>12180302This isn't what I wanted at all, goodbye Anon.
>>12180294I remember playing gym baseball with a guy in highschool who would just stop moving if he didn't catch the ball the first time. He would just stand around and get a pissy look on his face when the ball was 5 feet away from him.This picture reminds me of him.
>>12180316It even has a watermark
>>12180316is this rape, because it doesn't look consensual
>>12180315uhthanks?You're easily amused, aren't you?
>>12180250>11 months later>Rarity has a beautiful foal>It has your eyes
>>12180294It was kinda funny, like if you were actually starving to the point where you are starting to have hallucinations.
>>12180336>human eyes on cartoon ponyThat sounds horrifying. Kill it.
>>12180249this is what it's like to die of hypothermia, isn't it
>>12180336All I can think of is tiny human eyes on a pony
>>12180336>Pony child>with my waifuAll is right in the world
>>12180336It better stay away from my waifu
anyone have the pic of futa pinkie blowing load into condom and there was a ribbon around her dick. i think rose drew it
>>12180350>>12180356>9 months later you have your waifu's child>It has her eyes
>>12180307There are no 'good' ones, but all pony STDs are silly and harmlessLike cutie pox instead of smallpox
>>12180249isis she taking me to the afterlifeam i dying
>>12180221My life is shirt.
>>12180364>anyone have the pic of futa pinkie blowing load into condom and there was a ribbon around her dick.>i think rose drew it
>>12180368>cutie pox silly and harmless>burns a pony out>always fatal without a cure
>>12180364I don't think she did
>>12180366THAT CHEATING WHORE!
>>12180364>>12180379That was jailbait, wasn't it?
>>12180392>nobby keeps track of maredick porn art
>>12180380I mean like you could catch a disease from Pinkie that makes you shit balloons or somethingIt's cartoonish and embarrassing but not fatal
>>12180356>>12180350>>12180336I don't see a problem here.
>>12180392>pretending that you aren't absolutely sure who drew it so no one can call you a fag for keeping track of futa porn
>>12180454Looks like he could be a detective.
>>12180358She wants you to use protection from now on.
>>12180487I don't care what he identifies as.He was born with a penis, that makes him biologically male.
you would need a really big keyboard if you were a pony
>>12180499Cant you see how beautiful she is.After all,,,she has your eyesThey are filled with fear
>>12180515Ponies use a binary keyboard
>Purchasing pony shit on Amazon.>Not paying attention because who does.>Don't realize Facebook is still on.>"I just purchased (All that shit)!">On my wall.
>>12180522yeah but that's for their crazy horse language
>>12180515or a typing wand
>>12180523There's a large amount of things wrong with this
>>12180522With gestural control.
>>12180523It doesn't post that shit automatically
>new Zafehouse diaries patch>new game mode>you start with one survivor, have to attract new ones, and when you have the maximum number the other survivors decide if they kick a survivor for a new one>you also have to patrol the city and prevent it for being overwhelmedI NEED TO PLAY THIS WITH PONIESI NEED AS MANY PONY SCREENCAPS YOU CAN GIVE ME MLPGIT'S TIME TO KEEP PONYVILE FREE OF ZOMBIES WHILE PONIES THROW EACHOTHER AT ZOMBIES WHEN THEY'RE TOO ANGRY
>>12180523that's what you get for linking facebook and amazonyou have no one to blame but yourself
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>>12180481I guess she's a P.eyeehehehehhehehheh
>>12180553pfft yeah but what a sweet ass
>>12180557>He names his towels 'Ladies'
>>12180543I'd share my customs folder with you, but all my occupations are fucked up and overpowered because I was cheating because I'm terrible at this gamealso I have the pirated version so I can't get the patch
>>12180515Why would I be using a keyboard?Why wouldn't have my pone lips wrapped around some guy's dick?That guy could type for mealso>magic
>>12180553No fuck you bon bon I do what I want
>>12180543Is that game any good?
>>12180579So every time you wanted to type you had to find some guys dick to wrap your mouth around?I dunno, that would suck
>>12180543You need to have them all scrunching
>>12180522>Implying technology hasn't improved over the years.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddgn0C1Xs1A
>>12180568I already have occupations for all the ponies I have and planed to make for all the others. Also if you have the GOG version it has no DRM so just get the patch Also they reduced the difficulty a little>>12180595It's nice. Really the most fun comes from making custom survivors and how they interact.>Twilight is stealing Painkillers>Celesita sees her>take them away from Twilight>she breaks Celestia's leg and since she was injured as fuck she dies