Dancing EditionOld Horse: >>12147272
A REALLY GAY SONG ABOUT RAPING PINKIE PIE
>>12151395You have one hour to pony harder
I want to cum inside applebloom
>>12151395Twilight is best dancing pony
>>12151416But dicks aren't bad
>>12151436>>>/old horse/
>>12151436Fuck off, leave it in the old thread.
>>12151425>>12151433>>12151436Take that shit back to the old thread.
>>12151436fuck you, your subjective stance on dicks aren't going to improve the thread
>>12151445>purple ponies>one pony
>>12151445She's so graceful.
>>12151398No, there isn't. Shitposting is shitposting, period.Stop looking for ways to justify your own shitposting.
>>121514129.3 best new music
okay, so you've been overpowered and captured by Gilda, princess of the gryphonsshe's willing to let you go back to your dumb pony friends, but first you have to show your submission to herThe easy way out is to drink the transformative potion she's offering and be her pleasureslave for the weekend, but if you've got a better offer she's willing to hear you out
>>12151470>Flitter>loli
>>12151470But that's not loli at all
>>12151474anal stimulation
>>12151473Whatever.
>>12151473I punch her.
>>12151452It's a shame your purple pony isn't home tonight anon
>>12151473>anything with gildaJump off the highest point of anything head first
>>12151473You actually got the live thread this time, gratz
>>12151473Wow, what a fuckin squarebrb suicide
>>12151487>not the penis version
>>12151485>>12151483she is perfectly willing to lynch you and have ground in to hot dogs, if that's your sort of thing
>>12151484What pony is this
Butts.
>>12151492yeah, I had to find a better picture too
Can't you spam some good loli and not this MS shit?
>>12151473Kill myself.
>>12151498Whatever makes me not pay attention to her the quickest
>>12151428>tfw you made "le pony face" as a joke>tfw now it's your legacyI want to die
>>12151500I don't know, but her cousin the earth pony is cuter
>>12151506I'd probably be hesitant, but would find it hard to resist accepting her offer
>>12151498I punch her
>>12151518redeem yourself and make a vector trace of roseluck making that face
>>12151500DYEWTS
>you will never cuddle with pony>you will never be her big spoon
>>12151519Anon don't judge like thatBoth of them are cute
>>12151498I know an excellent taxidermist.She shall have prime position in my den.
>>12151484No, that's an awful purple pony.
>>12151519>>12151518Woah
>>12151545best manecut
>>12151500
>>12151532>>12151552I haven't seen pony in so longI can't remember everything about pony like you guys
>>12151556Pony has very big head. It would be kinda awkward I think.
>>12151568OH BOY HERE WE GUH
>>12151568>implying I give a fuck about what some bitch thinks
>>12151568What's the point? Nobody's ever going to see it anyway.
>>12151568>>>/soc/>>>/v/>>>/b/>>>/r9k/
>>12151564>not remembering best single mom pony waifu
>>12151504Big butts?
>>12151581My Freud senses are tingling
>>12151568OH BOY HERE WE GOYWhen do we see palestinian horse?
>this thread
why don't you ship Gilda/Trixie already?
>>12151578Hell this
>>12151587I want a pone kid that isn't a half human abomination.
>>12151587What do they tell you?
>>12151585That butt is hugeIt looks like the rest of her is also pretty large
>>12151596Because it's a fucking terrible ship
>>12151602Something about studying for my psych test fuck
>>12151596trixie x linus torvaldsgilda x gildatwilight x twilightrarity x apple
What if pony wouldn't stop shaking her eyes?
>>12151617SHITPOSTING
>>12151629How exactly does pony shake her eyes?
>>12151575AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
don't make me delete the thread
>>12151585Of course.
>>12151643Do it you wont
>>12151643You can only delete the thread after you admit that celestia is the best pone.
>>12151649Red pleaseDraw pony butts
>>12151655
Hi Janitorthanks
good job janitor
>Janitor not being a piece of shit for once
>>12151670give him time.
Now its pony time!Everyone take firm hold of your ponies
>>12151678That's not a pony you piece of shit
>>12151612>not studying for your tests and trying to do your best
>>12151678FASTEN YOUR PONES
>>12151678firmly grasp it?
>>12151568Most porn is cut cocks. No one wants the snoodle snausage
>>12151678my pony chitters every time I take firm hold of itis that supposed to happen
don't mind me
>>12151691something something goyim
>>12151688Shut up Twily I'm doing better than high school
>>12151690
>>12151670Maybe its not Scruffy but our other Janitor
>>12151697goddamn
>>12151670Yeh normally they leave MLPG completely alone. Guess something in there rustled up Scruffy's jimjams.
>>12151678I always have a firm hold of my pony.
>>12151701Man... now that I think back, if I had even invested 5% of the time I invest into my studies in high school, I would have flat out aced everything.
>>12151708I'm assuming they got enough reports to justify action
>>12151700Well great, thanks to Jalms comic I now imagined a cock with two happy merchants licking it from each side.Time for the brain bleach.
>>12151717>polls from the internet
>>12151717Not pursuing sluts and whores.
>>12151705It's definitely not Scruffy, he would've deleted all of these follow-up posts too and everything not strictly pony related.
Pony should pony russia
What Draw?
>>12151740this >>12151697 but with Blueblood
>>12151740Butts
>>12151717We get it, you have a big dick fetish, you probably fap to shemales a lot. You like dicks, and you project that women share your fetish. they don't
>>12151717IF ITS NOT BIG ITS SMALL HURR DURRBlack and white today aren't we
>>12151739>tfw terrible as a man
Sketch. Time for bed. I'll do requests tomorrow I swear.
>>12151737feels good man bloxtwiceysestday
>>12151744His bed contains a body pillow instead of a wife.
>>12151771Just fuck off to /pol/ already holy shit
>>12151717>data from misterpoll.comlel
>>12151762You better. I know where you live.
>>12151717Never had anyone complain with my 'small' 5 inch. I usually work on the clit at the same time. Eh, guess I'm kinda wide though so maybe I'm a poor example.
What was that tumblr about the oc with the absurdly large ass?
>>12151798rarity?
>>12151787Same here.Yeah, I've got a 5"x6" chode, and I can't pound a cervix, but everything you need to touch is only 2 inches deep.
>>12151795>this>fun
>>12151798Backy?
>>12151717I like how you think I give a shit about whether she's satisfied or not
>>12151804>bug>pony
>>12151798backstab?
>>12151802>I also would prefer an average looking woman with a really hot body over a really pretty face that had nothing going onpleb taste
>>12151813if bug wants to pretend to be a pony then I will respect that decision
>>12151504
>>12151822Woah you need to slow down
>>12151825>pomf
>>12151798This was a thing? Please do tell me someone has a link/nameBacky is a butt pony, but not absurdly large...oh fuck I remember now It is Belle Bottom
>>12151717> 7.8 inch cock> almost as thick as my wristFeels goodI'm a freakish lithe person, but still my wrists aren't that thin.
>>12151827>going slow>ever
>>12151827
>>12151806>>12151817NopeLike, large beyond all reasonMaybe her cutie mark was ribbons or something?Not Red's thoughI haven't heard about it for a while
>>12151824But my waifu is a pony.
>>12151602
>>12151836
>>12151838oh waityou mean the white one that is the size af an elephant?
>>12151669
>>12151827>slow>SLOW
>>12151836>>12151837Okay but I just met you and marriage isn't on my mind fast pone
>>12151834> almost as thick as my wristJesus christ dude, go lifting. I'd be afraid to break your arm when I shake your hand.
>>12151834Get a piece of paperWrap it around your cockMeasure it
>>12151832That was itOh fuck, I did not remember it being this badDid it get worse or something?Jesus
>>12151851But anon, Twilight is best princess.
>>12151863No.
>>12151863Slightly
>>12151851Sun praising commencing now.
>>12151762In case you didn't go to bed yet:Can you post your pen settings?
>>12151825>tfw no fat-assed waifu to sit on your lap and watch TV with
>>12151863Thank god just on the dot.
>>12151832>>12151838
>>12151863Yes, in just about every measure of human worth that matters.
>>12151872Thank you for completely killing my boner.
>>12151869While I diddle her with my fingers or just chilling? Either way I'm fine with that.
>>12151872I fapped to this several times
>>12151863>half of all men have a penis smaller than 5.6"how terrifying
>>12151863>6" length>6.2" girthWow, I didn't know most men were so thin.
>>12151872Man, I regret getting curious about that vague memoryForget I askedStill, a shame it wasn't handled better
>>12151879I don't think you know how averages work.
>>12151863> The smallest size in the study was 3 cm (1.5 inches)Oh my god
>>12151863Most men are slightly below average. It's no big deal, stop caring about this bullshit.
Anything I missed in last 2 threads? May be cool drawfag like Dalapony posted his new art?
>>12151883 >expecting more out of LesangI fell the same
Pome should arnour pome
>>12151863Where should I measure from? I can gain an inch depending on where.
>>12151877either-orshe'd just be content with chilling and cuddling though
>>12151894Hops posted 3 new images.
>>12151891>Most men are slightly below averageImpossible by definition.
>>12151863No, and I've given up on sex.
>>12151897pome
>>12151897Why would you blur that?
>>12151895If I try really hard not to pay attention to the face area, that's actually a pretty enjoyable picture
>>12151863Flaccid or erect?
>>12151894hops was here for a little while but that's about itI wish someone would do some smutty greentext but I'm too lazy to get anything started myself
>>12151898Useable lengthTip to crotch, not pushing in your flab.
>>12151905It's called an outlier. Obviously some 20" black dude came in and skewed the results.
>>12151905Not really, it depends on how you're determining the average.
>>12151921> the largest 26 cm (10.2 inches).
>>12151863Yes, at 7.8 to 8 inches
>>12151905Unless you go with some arbitrary numbers, which almost everyone seems to doThe only real way to determine average is for there to be some sort of Dick Census where someone comes to your house and measures your dick
>>12151863doesnt matter most women consider anything below 7inches to be small.Hell I've even had a few women tell me 7 isn't big at all.You can't win Average men don't get laid.
>>12151905Average the numbers 1, 2, 3 and 50How many of those are below the average?
>>12151901>>12151918Ah, thanks,
>>12151921Well that depends on how the average is made but if its a true average its impossible.
>>12151937Outliers are thrown out in statistics
>>12151921The more samples you take, the less the 20" dick is going to matter
>>12151921>blacks>large penisesFalse stereotype.
>>12151944
>>12151914http://i.imgur.com/us0PbI0.jpg
>>12151905only if its a perfect bell curveit could be negatively skewed homeboy100 people at exactly 0.550 people come in at .8the majority of people are now below the average
>>12151959>People masturbate to this
>>12151954>you will never sample a 20" horsedick
HOLY FUCKING SHITGO FUCK A WOMANASK HER HOW YOU DIDYOU CAN IMPROVE NO MATTER WHAT YOUR COCK SIZE
>>12151957It's a true stereotype unfortunately. Not sure where you got that, but it's not right.
>>12151965People masturbate to everything.
>>12151968Yes, if you are small you have to work harder to compensate for it.
>>12151957That's a neat graph you made. Good job
>>12151971http://www.torontosun.com/2013/07/16/average-penis-size-56-inches-studyAlso, like studies before it, this one found no connection between race or ethnicity and penis size, nor between sexual orientation and penis size.
>>12151957That is so blatantly not real.
>>12151959There's a lot there thats harder to ignoreBut its doableNot really worth the effort though
>>12151971[Citation Needed]That's from an actual scientific study.
>>12151993>>12151971you're both retarded
>>12151990Your fast days are ogre
>>12151964Averages are fucking retarded. 50 people could have a 1 inch dick and 50 others have a 100 inch dick and apparently the average is 50 inches. Is that the best humanity can come up with.
>>12151993Your citation is needed too. The fact that they say the average Caucasian is 6.5" rings some bells, as well as having error when taking an average.
0-8: Vidya9: RequestDubs: VidyaTrips: VidyaMLPG, you've been slipping.
This guy seems kinda decenthttp://derpibooru.org/19741
>>12152000You don't really know how statistics and averages work, do you?
>>12151990Do this next!
>>12152000>i read about averages for 30 seconds so professional researchers are retarded
>>12152000>implying that would be measured like that>>12152006What am I looking at?
>>12152006Haha, oopshttp://derpibooru.org/197413What an accurate pony to mistakenly link to
>>12152000thats why you look at the mean, median and modemean-averagemedian-people in the exact middle mode-which is the most commonthen you have a vastly superior idea of the population
>>12152014A Lovecraft redone with ponies.
>>12152014Derpthulu
>>12152015
https://derpibooru.org/376491There isn't nearly enough squirting.
>>12151935>average men don't get laidNo they do. Women just don't get what they want.
>>12152015I can not find my colored version of that, so have this big butt
>>12151935Luckily for us most women cant tell size for shit and think 5 is 7.Women consistently think dicks are bigger than they are, mainly because they have shitty spatial awareness so they just believe it when their partner says OH YEA ITS 8 INCHES
>>12152026Why does Fluttershy have dreadlocks an a mark of pancakes?
>>12152021http://derpibooru.org/212818
>>12152020I lele'd
>>12151935>most women consider anything below 7inches to be small.This is what happens when you get your information from Tumblr, rather than talking to actual women
>>12152040see, that's a big butt I can live withthese other butts have just been silly
>>12152045It's an OC
>>12152042Oh that explains it.Women are just wrong.
Evolution didn't intend on women enjoying the sex, so of course they are going to want bigger than average.
>>12151395All I can think about when I see those dance moves...
I'm slightly below average in penis length and girth, but quite above average in height. I figure maybe I should go after short asian girls.
>>12152051DONUT STEEL
just like my chinese cartoons
>>12152046unfDon't stop posting
>>12151959>shes about to sit on her cockun->>12151965disgraceful
>just below 5" length and girth>relatively quick shot (rarely take longer than 2 minutes)>unimpressive orgasms (not much cum even with a week of abstaining)>occasionally have difficulty staying hardFuck.
>>12152045>mark of pancakesFluttershy just became a hell of a lot better
>>12151998
>>12152058
>6.5 inch length>4.5 inch girthJust kill me now
>>12151957>Caucasian average>6.5">thinking anybody believes your fallacies
Which pony is embarrassed by his average-sized penis?
>>12152071Well shit, you winCan't do this one
>>12152063http://derpibooru.org/195984I'm just bored and horny, so I'm seeing what sort of interesting things derpibooru has to offerIf anything more interesting than penis size discussion starts I'll probably get distracted by that
would you comfort your horsebando and tell him you don't mind how small his penis is?would you frot him even though he's twice your size?
Why do you guys care about your dicks so much? It's not like 95% of you are getting laid anyways.
>>12152078Big Mac. It doesn't fit with how big the rest of his body is.
can we stop talking about dick sizes now?it's not like you dorks are gonna get laid anytime soon
>>12152078Applejack.
need help with drawing twilight's mane from the front.
>tfw cute little dick>tfw brings a smile to my face every time I see it in the mirror>tfw love to see it bounce up and down when I ride cock
>>12152100http://mlpg.co/art/src/1359572563684.jpg
>>12152085>>12152087Would you like some toast to spread all that jelly on?
>>12152040Can I get a link to that?Reverse image search didn't workhttp://derpibooru.org/373838
roughly 5.6" penis wielder reporting in>feels average
>>12152083I know that feelhttps://mlpchan.net/anon/res/72896.htmljoin the master land anyway
>>12152072>Filename
Good morning mlpg.I hope you all had as good a time as we did last night.
>tfw fuck you mlpg
>>12152100
>>12152104>tfw most traps have bigger dicks than meI wish the NSA took euthanasia requests.'EY! NSA! FUCKIN' KILL ME! I'M PROBABLY A TERRORIST TRYING TO BOMB YOUR FREEDURMS!
>>12152114I was wondering if anybody was going to catch that.
this tells me that either women have fucked tons of men or they have unrealistic standards, or a combination of bothi dont even have a small dick but this makes me feel hopeless
>>12152110http://berrypunchreplies.tumblr.com/
Women typically prefer thicker cocks, whilst gay men typically prefer longer cocks :I
>>12152128It's also a deal of supply and demand. They aren't hurting for sex so they can pick and choose.
>>12152128rediv.jpg
What is the optimum size for stallion cock?What about coltcock?
>>12151473Stay cus fuck it I love Gilda
bees
>penis debate no 459271It doesn't matter in the slightest if your penis is cut or uncut.
>>12152142Dr. Bees pls
>>12152128This is news to you? It is no surprise to find out men are horny and like to fuck but this shitty society of ours has lied to us for decades even centuries saying women are pure maiden sugar puffs that don't go around fucking like skanks. Of course now with the feminist agenda they are allowed to fuck whomever whenever and honestly all what's really happening now is the truth of what women always were.
Ponies
>>12152128the worst part is they probably don't tell the guys that their dicks are small so they just carry on with their lives completely oblivious to the fact that women demonstrably don't like their penises.Seriously, why is the NSA not currently assassinating me?
>>12152147Cut men are shit at sex because they don't feel anything.
I just want to talk about ponies without penis discussion, is that too much to ask?
>>12152147>no women like uncut>almost every amateur porn has uncut penises and the woman doesn't really care about it
>>12152160maybe that just means they don't cum as quickly as uncut men?
>>12152141Submitting so easily?I suppose it's only fair of her to reward such excellent taste
>>12152166>not liking penis discussionwhat are you? gay?
>>12152166We are talking about poniesjust without the 'o'.
>>12152128This is your weakest attempt yet at proving a point because people actually have civil discussion about the subject you're trying to spam, even after you post crap like >>12152167
>>12152112I dunnoI'll check it out, but I've never found anywhere else to be as addictive as herehttp://derpibooru.org/296605
>>12152147Guys who are uncut don't seem to know how to clean right. It sucks getting an infection from a guy and you know its because his dick was dirty. if there's a guy I want to get with I usually try and find out if hes cut or not before I continue. There's been a few times where I didn't get this info, but when that happens I always make the uncut guys wear a condom even though I'm on the pill. tl;dr: uncut is gross and I avoid dealing with it.
>>12152166No, we have to make ourselves feel better and deflect our feelings if inadequacy.
>>12152084how does frotting even worki can't imagine that feeling good without lube
>>12152153Someone sure is masculine here, just take a look at this masculinity. He's truly a man.
>>12152186That's wrong and you know it
>>12152165Vaginas are resilient, yo. Get tight after a bit of not stickin' things in there. Be resilient like vagina. Shine bright like vagina.
>>12152193well yeah, you're gonna need a lot of lube but that's true about pretty much any sort of dude on stallion actuion
>>12152147I thought girls just liked dick? Also, Dorsil slit is master race.
>>12152193You just rub dongs. Or if you like, since you have hands and he doesn't, you can grab both your dick and his in a two-handed grip and stroke them together.
>>12152200>you will never be a stoic, sentinel vagina
>>12152152Fun with gimp.
>>1215213918"26"
>>12152210I hope you mean sentient and not sentinel's vagina.
>>12152200>Shine bright like vagina
Most women can't orgasm through penetration aloneJust learn how to stimulate the clit & pleasure your partner with before sex
I really don't like the eqg designsBut I really like centaursAnd general weirdnessAnd there's something about this image I kinda enjoyI feel conflictedhttp://derpibooru.org/353587
>>12152222Foreplay, motherfucker. That's the shit.
>>12152218If I was talking about Sentenal, I would have spelt it Sentenal because that's how his stupid ass spells his name.
>>12152222women are such ridiculous high maintenance bitches that even nature made them not have an easy way to receive pleasure. At least with a guy all you have to do is stroke his penis with something whether its hands, mouth, pussy, asshole or other.
>>12152227>tfw EQG wasn't centaurs>tfw there will never be a centaur MLP spinoff
If a woman can't appreciate what you have, then find one who will. >If you have a small penis, you are worthless in the eyes of women.Nope, just really obsessive promiscuous size queens. I'm good bro.
Futa when
>>12152231>or otherWhy did I immediately think of a cactus?You have ruined me, MLPG.
>>12152231Just get your tongue out and go to town like you're a goddamn car wash.
>>12152237>tfw futa mare is bigger than you
>>12152233I'd pay money to watch a satyr MLP spinoff
>>12152244appledan pls
SO GUYSPONIES
>>12152231Girls don't need orgasms
>>12152245My Little Satyr: Debauchery is Tits
>>12152244>tfw futa mare absorbs you in to her cock
>>12152237http://derpibooru.org/364843Ehh?EEHHhhh?
>>12152249
>>12152245No. Fuck your satyrs. Centaurs can conceivably have 2 sets of genitals.This is the worst thread we have ever had.
>>12152255Why is this hot?It shouldn't be hot.Oh god this is hot.
>>12152237NOW>you will never buttfuck a futa mare to orgasm>you will never take her entire length into your throat>you will never bring her to orgasm with just your throat muscles>her legs will never start to buckle as she unloads into you>she will never bloat your stomach with her gallon of candy semen
>>12151542u wut m8
>"But anon, the person with the bigger penis has to top. That's a rule"
The reason why guys from america say that cut is better because no dick cheese is a result of the majority of the population being cut so some of the uncut guys don't know how to properly clean their penises I guess. Where I live girls don't care about that since no one is really cut here, if they are it was probably because of medical reasons.
>tfw 8.25" x 6"
>>12152259My Little Centaur: Peoplehorse is AwesomeAlso, I can probably think of worse threads.
>>12152259I'm having funNormally I try to be really careful about not shitting the thread upEven if I don't like the topic there are usually some people that doBut this is freeinghttp://derpibooru.org/275298
>>12152270What the fuck, how can you not know how to clean your dickjust pull down your foreskin when you showerthere's no secret to it
>>12152273>tfw we all know you're giving yourself 2 extra inches in both measurements
>tfw have average sized penis>if it's too big it's the girls fault for being genetically retarded>if it's too small it's the girls fault for being a slut
>>12152269but I don't wanna topthat rule is stupid anyway
>>12152282What
What's the deal with second life and ponies?
>>12152255>tfw couldn't logistically have sex while kissing herHaving a centaur fetish and an intimacy fetish (is that just called normalcy?) is suffering.
>centaurs
>>12152282>The Great and Powerful Trixie stars in: Too Many Penises
>>12152291MT pls we are talking about dicks. Please help us. How much does size matter?
> tfw a bit over 7.5 inches and over 6 inches thick> tfw super scrawny, six feet tall 125 pounds> tfw submissive beta virgin faggot> tfw no qt domme gf to overpower my weak lithe body and forcibly milk my cockAt least having a pencil thin body makes my cock look even bigger, then if I ever waked my pubes it would look bigger still. I would wax if there was any chance of me seeing action ever.
>>12152291Great, now I want to see a Minituffs centaur
/soc/ told me my peen is a good size. and smooth.
>>12152285so its always the woman's fault?also captacha: queen latedeop
>>12152282
>>12152291It was bound to happen?>>12152292Nah, it's just that you want to be intimate. I don't think it qualifies as a fetish.>>12152286>being topped by a qtshotaboyHot damn.
>>12152270im sure dick-cheese avoidance is easier than yeast infection avoidance, and grills have no problem with that
>>12152296Oh it's not really about size...I mean a girl gets pretty uncofortable if it's too big...Now thick~ mmfmm that's the ticket to a nice dick.
>>12152309That face at the end.
>>12152298How the hell did you measure 6 inches?I can't figure out how to do it, so I just measure Diameter.7" long, 2.1 across here
>>12152317So...I should be lamenting the fact that my penis isn't thick enough?Got it!You guys my dick is too skinny, let's talk about that.
>>12152317What if I'm 6"x6.2"?
>>12152309>That gif
>>12152321cut a strip of paper, wrap it around, measure the strip
Human should swing from trees and throw poo at pony
>>12152321Same way you measure circumference of most things; wrap the tape measure around it.Don't use a metal one. Trust me. It's a bad idea.
>>12152325...you have a cube steak? Aint no girl gonna be up on that.
I thought the average was 6.1 inches.My whole life's been a lie.I've lived with a huge dick as long as I can remember.
>>12152292If you stood behind her she might be able to twist back and reach youhttp://derpibooru.org/212171Pinkie certainly could hereAnd what could be more intimate than resting under and around her, all you can see is her soft fur, her weight just lighter than uncomfortable as she thrustsAnd she could hug you with her legs, and run her fingers through your hair
>>12152317I agree
>tfw 5.56 x 45 mm
n-not all girls like monster c-cocks...right guys?
>>12152336...It's not 6" ACROSS, it's 6" AROUNDThink the size of one of those rainbow dash drinks.
God, fucking, damn it.I'm getting real sick and tired of imperial measures.That said, if ~14cm is really the average, then I can peacefully refrain from giving a fuck about dick size forever.
>>12152343
>>12152338i just like kissing i guessand i don't want her to snap her human-spine to do it
>>12152343Lots of girls will say they dontbut they secretly do
>>12152317>>12152341What's a good size? Because apparently you have to be a giant or some shit otherwise you aren't worthy.
>tfw I really don't care about your penis. Or how large or small it is
>>12152342>tfw 7.62x54It's too big for most girls to control
>>12152338GOD DAMN
>>12152348what if someone cuts your dick in half?
>>12152309I'm going to steal your gif and filename.
>>12152357post ponies instead
>>12152357what if it's above slightly above average length and near-monstrous girth?
>>12152347I don't understand....
>>12152353What if she were flexible enough though?
>>12152357but someone might!
>>12152368Not a 6" diameter, a 6" circumference
>>12152366>Gramaphone plugged into headphonesDoes that actually exist?
What's sad is that you guys legitimately think all women care about is a guy with money and a big cock.Those two things are literally last on what i consider important about relationships.
>>12152368Put your fingers around your wrist.That's circumference.
>>12152374Probably
Why ya'll ain't breeding?
>>12152374Probably. A novelty one, most likely.
>tfw no qtpie trap with a smaller uncut cock than yours ;_;
>>12152377red please
>>12152374sureit's also got a jack for his hi-fithe horn is more of a novelty than anything else
>>12152381Because our dicks aren't big enough.
>>12152368I draw far too many diagrams in penis discussions...
>>12152373I don't get it.
>>12152385>tfw no bottom boyfriend with a bigger dick than you
REDIV, IF YOU'RE STILL HERE, CAN YOU WRAP A TAPE MEASURE AROUND YOUR CHANCE AND POST PICS?Thats 4.2 inches thick.
>>12152397What the fuck dude
Luckily despite my parents being flag-waving, clapping amerifats they didn't circumcise me. Feels good man.
http://derpibooru.org/6971These double backwards centaurs are interesting>>12152353You could probably make out with the rear half while pounding her>>12152369Also I meant to post http://derpibooru.org/287596 with that
>>12152403its a small dude
>>12152397OK, let me put it like thisMy cock is 3 fingers wide3 man fingers
http://derpiboo.ru/376434?scope=scpecd8270392c855a965a40e92d9a5589358ae0dbfe unf
>6.5 exactly>tfw not good enough for the 7"-loving whores
>>12152419it's alright I guess
http://pastebin.com/nJcP0VWQoh, yes. this can only go well.
>>12152417>>12152403According to the site, it's 4.5 inches circumference.
PONIES
>>12152428Wait, that's unflared. Flared, it's 4.2.
>>12152428Small chances really are small.
>>12152419EhhAlso you only need to post up to the '?'>>12152413I like the more monstrous centaur things this guy draws, toohttp://derpibooru.org/354703They've got a lot going on visually and my dick appreciates that for some reasonAlso there's some transformation involved, which is nice
>>12152436Wow, I thought all of them were massive but thats pretty small.
>>12152430how can anybody care this much about their cock. you're making me fucking sad dude. gain some substance to your life ffs.
>>12152436>flared is thinner then unflaredTOP NOTCH DESIGN
>>12152447It probably comes from being mutilated as a defenseless child.
>>12152446Small chances are 7" long, though.Most guys aren't 7" long.
Oh...I think I get it..And I gotta say...that's pretty big.
>>12152447You do realize generalist are of massive psychological importance to most people? It's insensitive to tell someone not to give a fuck about their own sexual organs.
>>12152434That's absurdYou're a crazy person
>>12152447There's one guy in this thread who got buttmad last thread about the cock discussion and is trying to get back at us evil people by constantly posting mostly controversial opinions.
>>12152456>dick cheese>uncutSo cut guys dont wash their dicks ?
>>12152457Oh, okay.>tfw you guys actually brought me to the point where I'm searching for my measuring tape
>>12152459AND THAT'S COMING FROM A BLACK CHICKlel
>>12152456I agree, girls no not like guys who don't wash themselves
>>12152468Same here, bro.
>>12152469Contrary to belief...I've never dated a black guy.
>>12152459But not TOO big?
>tfw no dicksleeve
>>12152464is he pulling these from somewhere on 4chan or does he have an archive of awfulpasta various subjects?
Oh shut up guys, your waifu loves you no matter what size you areexcept maybe Rarity
http://derpibooru.org/334679I'm bored of this now, so I guess I'm done spamming linksI just wanted to end with something by lamia because despite a lot of things about it I love his art
Oh no, I'm below average, now I will never have an orgasm again, what a waste.I also think that girls will never fuck me like they did up to this day, since they will now see how my cock is below average and therefore useless.Poor me, poor me.
>>12152456I like uncut. if you have dickcheese you're disgustingalso good job cut guys can get it too
>>12152477race traitor!lel
>>12152477only teenage white girls date black guys nowadays.
>>12152486>Braeburn>Not a gigantic sizequeen
>>12152491I like lamia too
>>12152491aw don't leaveyou're the closest thing i have to a friend!
>>12152484>not having a whole library of shitpost copy pastes
>>12152489For what?Getting drunk and playing videogames?
>>12152486What if I don't even want to bone my waifu anyway?
>>12152501I don'tthat seems like a terrible thing to collect
>>12152496>having a stallion waifu>having a sizequeen waifu>having a waifu that doesnt love you the way you areYou've fucked up somewhere
>>12152484Maybe he just opened up some thread on /soc/ and is copying it over, but then this sort of shit isn't hard to come up with
>>12152491i really wish there was some explanation why that image is so arousing.
>>12152496Thats a husbando you retard.
>>12152503What if your waifu wants to bone you?
>>12152486Okay holy shit I'm loving this too.>>12152502I'M LIVIN' FOR THE WEEKEND
>>12152505>Not having a stallion waifuAre you a faggot?
>>12152503You hafta.Or she'll leave you for someone who does.
So, there you have it.Thickness is more importantLength is OKAY too, as long as you're not too longNow can we PLEASE get back to ponies?
I've barely got an average penis and I never had complaints
>>12152511
>>12152515... shes female, how is she going to bone me?
>>12152486Rarity has her way to make up for your ''shortcomings''
>>12152520Which ponies have penises?
>>12152486>"well, you could... oh, i don't know. could you use your arm, then?"
>>12152520Which pony has the perfect cock?
>>12152527The male ones.and Futaloo
>tfw between 6.9 and 7.2 inches ( depends on arousal)No woman will ever see it, except maybe if I switch doctors>also a grower, so can't even show off, unless I got a chubby
>>12152517Yes>>12152525SHE'LL FIND A WAY
>>12152527Witch ponies have penises.
Anyone have that image of MT?I may or may not have a thing for her.
>>12152527>>12152529
>>12152528marshmallow fisting
>>12152527stallions have penises
>>12152532Those two really need to come back for S4
PONIES?
>>12152540No, just chickenbuttHarshwhinny a diarrhea shit
>>12152498Haha, as if I'm capable of leavingI consider most of the people who waste their time here with me to be at least something similar to friends, even if I only know you as a faceless collection of postsEnding with lamia, againhttp://derpibooru.org/291983This stupid thing is way hotter than it should be
>>12152526would she still augment me if I were just going to run off and get railed by stallions?
>>12152534>watched black girl porn earlier and MT wouldn't leave my mindI feel bad.
>>12152548I'll never understand your hateboner for my waifu
>>12152548I will shit down your throat in your sleep.
>>12152548
>tfw no loli futa gf with a cock twice the size of yours
>>12152538that's pretty gay
>>12152549why is there a Mario pipe inside her
>>12152550Of course she wouldShe likes it when the bottom is big enough to hit himself in the chin when he gets railed
>>12152550Yes.That's what friends do.
>>12152552>your waifuNot this again.Please AppleDan, she's not interested in letting you join us.
>>12152551uh-oh. you done fucked up now, son.
>>12152530LMJ pls
Wanting sex all the time is for evolution, not for how a real life should be led. Stop letting it control you.
>>12152551>marathonning Nichijou earlier and kept thinking of MT every time Professor was on screenKonnichiwa, same-sama~
>>12152555>tfw no mini giantess princess gf with tits bigger than your head
>>12152571Most of the time you can only get about 75% of it in, less if there's some cushioning in the way.
>>12152572Look here nerdlinger, im not gonna let some random anon just waltz in and snatch my business pony out from under me.The flagpole, after school, be there.
>>12152566>>12152567that's very kind of herI would let her watch if she were interested in that sort of thing
>>12152577No, it was a BBW with really short hair...
>tfw uncut American master raceBest of both worlds
>>12152562she is the goddamn mario pipemario pipe pipefucking
>>12152586She's made up her mind, dan.I'm her one and only husbando.
PLEASE, I need that MT image.
>>12152599FLAGPOLEAFTER SCHOOL
>>12152599>filenameha
>>12152590i know that. but i can't find it.
>>12152603http://minituffs.tumblr.com/image/49435328686
>>12152604i dont understand how a guy could not clean his dick. I'm uncut, never had an infection, and all I do is wash every time i shower.
>>12152603She is large and black.Isn't that enough?
>>12152605IT'S ALREADY BEEN DECIDEDSHEDOESN'TEVENKNOWYOU
>>12152609MT lookin' fly.
>>12152611Just how I like em.
>>12152605>HarshwhinneyYou can't even spell her damn name right, how can you even call her your waifu?
>>12152604sounds like you've been with really disgusting guys
Guys care way more about size than girls. So quit caring.
>>12152612Well alright
>>12152617He can't, because she's MY waifu.
>>12152623what a pretty pony
>>12152611Nothing is enough. Keep it coming. Keep everything coming.
One of these threads eh?I'm just under 6 inches, and I don't think bigger is better, at all.That shit looks like a nuclear reactor, it will break half the normal women you'd get with. Unless they have experience with big toys, or date guys and slam them repeatedly to make them stretch enough for it.Gotta say, dudes who care about their wangs, when all they need to do is eat pussy, and fuck it?Shit.
>>12152624Clearly.
>>12152623>dan was just waiting for an excuse to jump again
>>12152634>thinking that was metop pone
>>12152580Fuck yo slut-shaming, I'll live what I want.
>>12152636Big bara bears with big bulging cocks. Oh my.
STOPGOTOO FASTTOO SLOW
>>12152580Sex Clearly Rules Everything Around Me
>>12152639No, she likes being on the bottom.You know, pinned down, ass gaping, juices squirting.Well, I guess YOU wouldn't know.
http://derpiboo.ru/376524 what
>>12152650separated at birth!?
Stop with the dicks
>>12152651I've heard of horrible side-effects. Don't go for it.
>>12152649Look again Anon. I posted Ms. Harsh, not Flitter.
>>12152651Oh, and you seem pretty fine.
>>12152653>three way lesbian butt baby between Applejack, Luna and Pinkie.
just out of interest, sub 5 inchers, how is your physique?
>>12152668>AJwhat
>>12152662She prefers strangers to use her full name.
>>121526705"11 130 lbs, my only muscle tone is in my shoulders and arms .
>>12152668it's Rainbow Dash, Luna & Pinkie you genius
>>12152665>a thread full of gay sizequeens made you hate women
>>12152651>I'm 7.1 by 5.3 inches and I feel inadequate>
>>12152678I am a genius, thank you. Since when do any of those ponies have freckles?
>>12152688It's not ALL about girth.Clit stimulation can go a LONG way
>>12152674>strangersTrust me anon, we know each other very well.I bet you dont even lick her hooves
>>12152697>let's respond to /soc/ dicks spam
>>12152692Our daddy taught me not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially such a good size and all.
>>12152701>let's be passive aggressive
>>12152699No, of course not. She doesn't even like that. Outside, I let her wear the pants, but inside she knows where she really stands.Under me.Drooling.
>>12152711Okay, yeah, now I'm convinced it's all /soc/ spam.
>>12152708As opposed to doing what? Not saying anything results in idiots responding because they can't realize that we're being spammed. Getting mad at the spammer does even less good.
This thread sure is about ponies!
>>12152721>/soc/ spam>in a night threadNah, that's just MLPG shitposting as usual.
>>12152426it's alright I guess?
>>12152725That's right, so saying you dislike something does nothing.
>>12152726Yes, aside from the /soc/ spammer and the meta about the /soc/ spammer, it is. If you filter out every post of the /soc/ spammer using recursive, all you're left with is ponies.
>>12152726I wish you idiots would stop responding to it
>>12152720>not knowing what she likesmistake #1>Outside, I let her wear the pantsmistake #2
>>12152734/soc/ spam does count as MLPG shitposting, though.
>>12152741Well, it resulted in me seeing Nanaki's cock. So there.
>>12152722Sorry Sentenal's burnt former lover, we have bigger fish to fry.
>>12152741You niggas keep talking about your own dicks but get mad when someone spams posts about them? Oh gee...
>>12152754dude that picture was posted ages agoI bet you didn't even see his video
>>12152747I don't see the difference
>>12152708>passive aggressiveoh come on, spitfireI thought you left
>>12152757what the fuck is wrong with youwhy would you think this is an okay thing to do
>>12152734>>12152747It's the same guy that does brokenenglishanon and what you people started to call /b/linker.
>>12152774>what you people started to call /b/linker.no one actually says thatstop making up meta about shitposters
>>12152746I know EXACTLY what she likes.No, what she NEEDS.She needs it DEEP appledan.In her ass.You couldn't give her what I give her, and she isn't interested to find out.And she has an image to maintain. Nobody would respect her if I lead her around by a leash like she wants.
>>12152767Exactly.>>12152766I'm curious but this may be a ruse so I'll leave it at that.To be honest, I haven't yet watched the episode talking about Ms. Harshwhinny. But I do get the appeal.
HOLY SHITPONIES
>>12152791What the fuck is wrong with you?
>every post that isn't a stub is about harshwinnyFuck you guys.
>>12152791Harshwhinny was a terrible character.
>>12152786Nah.
>>12152794No, but apparently if your index finger is longer than your ring finger then you probably are endowed. Sounds retarded, I know. Look it up.
>>12152786go ahead and link the post I made that that was talking about my penisoh wait you can't because there isn't onestop trying to ruin the thread because someone you don't like posted something you don't likeI don't care if he started it, you're being fucking retarded
>>12152790>Ms. Harsh like to be dominatedI dont like this headcanon
>>12152796What a bunch of cuties.
>>12152796I ONLY LIKE TWO THIRDS OF THOSE PONIES
>>12152800Rainbow Dash
>>12152798I should be asleep and am obsessed with dicks.
>>12152796
>>12152800
>>12152813Thats a way better pony indeed.I like how she apparently remembered the lessons she learned and was less of a cunt in season 3.
>>12152791it exists and it's alrightpretty short thoughit shouldn't be too hard to find if you really want it
>>12152808You've never been with a powerful woman, I see.The ones with the power want that power taken away from time to time.And she just REALLY likes it in the ass.
>>12152822I hope there'll be episodes like RIAW or Hurricane Fluttershy in S4
>>12152816that picture made me laugh more than it should have
>>12152796>>12152811WE CUTE PONIES NOW?
>>12152831it's the look of satisfaction on Rarity's face that gets me
>>12152837That look always gets me.
>>12152838yeah but breast size isn't directly correlated to her ability to provide her sexual partners with pleasure. dick size is.
ITT everyone has bigger than average dick
>>12152844>-Sun Tzu
>>12152849I don't.
>>12152833Ponka puu pls.
>>12152827>The ones with the power want that power taken away from time to time>And she just REALLY likes it in the assSo how happy is Ms. Harsh now that you've taken up treating her like a stallion?
>>12152845>implying it isn't
>>12152849That's because the poor schmucks who don't are too embarrassed to post about it
>>12152849No I don'tWell, below average length but above average girth.
>>12152856I hate that I love hyper boobies.
>>12152844>you will never be that hardcore
>>12152868>tfw .3 inches shorter then you ;_; Why is it that short cocks get so hard though? This one time I was seriously scared my cock would pop it got so hard. and my little head seriously made my cock look like a mushroom with how big it got. I almost kind of wish that it can happen again.
I normally like My Little Dick GeneralBut dick threads with /soc/ spam are just terrible
>>12152865but why?boobs are great, huge boobs are great and boobs getting huge are great
>>12152877>I normally like My Little Dick GeneralYou're everything what is wrong with the General.
>>12152862IF THEY'RE BLUSHING THEN THEY WOULD TOTALLY DO IT, right?
>>12152854You misunderstand what it means to be a mare.She LOVES being under me. she loves getting rutted into our bed, the floor, or the grass in our backyard.She says that it's the only time she feels like a mare.
>>12152876Trust me my 7.5 inch cock gets pretty hard too anon
>>12152879I know, but it's so... stupid. And not real. It makes me feel guilty.
>>12152888>it's the only time she feels like a mare>the only timeand why is that
>>12152891Yeah but did you seriously think yours was about to pop and spew puss and blood everywhere? It has happened to me many times but that one day was a bit scary especially since my dickhole felt like it was stretching and widening a little too much.
>>12152883>not liking dicks
>>12152895>filename>not Tanuki Twist
>>12152899It's happened to me and I'm 18cm. I blasted myself in the face with it when I came too. Had to have shot up a good 3 feet.
>>12152905I suppose that could work too.
>>12152895I'll give you the point that it is very sillywho cares though? it's still funalthough I'll admit I really only like it when it looks like she's either enjoying or indifferent to them, any serious discomfort is a huge turn off
>>12152902I love dicks mit MLPG isn't the appropriate place to discuss themUnless they are horse dicks
>>12152897Because when we're outside, she has to be in control. She has to be professional in public, when all she really wants to do is act like a school filly.Do you know how often she calls me "Daddy"?
What if pony models and you scrunch?http://i.imgur.com/i9AXFjO.gif
>>12152899Yeah unlike probably most on this board I usually don't masturbate often except lately for the past 2 weeks I have been once every other day. I wouldn't have been surprised if I could stick a pencil or bigger down my cock hole.
Alright enough of that, what kind of wacky shenanigans do you want to see Big Mac get into
Daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
>>12152912>>12152895>>12152879>>12152865Ya'll have shit taste
>>12152912I can only like it when there's a person there. If they have an immature personality, that's a turn off. I made a big post in /unf/ about it but nobody responded...
>>12152925Draw him in a dynamic pose that you've never drawn before.Also, make him a mare.
>>12152925something something dicks.
>>12152925what if his notice got lost in the mail and he was past due for a penis inspection
>>12152923Look into sounding. You'll figure out what you can and can't stick in your urethra, Hank.
>>12152925>remember that Tex mad that>and that he's ded>and that BIg Mac tumblr is ded too
>>12152927Oh my fucking god that video
>>12152938Sounding is my fetish.
>>12152925Big Mac finds out about "twerking."
>>12152935Added to the list
>>12152931oh come on, giant boobs of all sizes are greatthere's no need to be rude about it>>12152934I don't really visit the sub, sorry
>>12152943Ew no, imagine if you are doing it and you start cumming but can't pull it out because your dick is squeezing on it too hard and then your urethra bursts into the rest of your cock and maybe even rupture outside the skin.
>>12152938Preferably you never have to find out that you can't stick something in your urethra...Start small and go from there.
>>12152955Yeah, that doesn't happen
>>12152952Well here it is if you want to read it: http://mlpg.co/unf/res/263.html#1052
>>12152950Good manNow the question is, did you pick that because it was the first, the best, or because it's good practice?
>>12152955I'm pretty sure urethras don't 'squeeze'
>>12152962>>12152970Whatever, you lodge it in and can't get it out.
>>12152970Those were draw requests?I was asking for show discussion man
>>12152977That's not how dicks work.
>>12152966>>12152952ascension is my fetish
>>12152977I don't think you have any idea how a penis works, let alone sounding
>>12152981Well, you should be drawing.
>>12152981Why aren't you drawing?
>>12152990>>12152991>implying
Post imagesMaybe the /soc/ spammer will stop next thread
What do you use to meassure your penis?
>>12153005>maybeHe'll stop when you stop responding or talking about it or in roughly 1-2 hours.
>>12153005seeing as the spam started in the last thread with underage smut, I don't think that's going to work
>>12153005Doubt it, but sure.
>>12153001We request that you remove Harshie's cutie mark from your image.
>>12153010With a tape measure.
>tfw ashamed of having a 7 inch penis because I don't deserve it.Why do even have this fucking thing? I'm a fuck-up, I shouldn't have anything good.
>>12153016I hate that the word "plot" was taken from /a/ as an old meme and now bronies use it without realizing the context.
>>12153012>He'll stop when you stop respondingThis.The best way to kill an attention whore is to starve it to death.
>>12153001>real name is Danny
>>12153023I liked that joke before MLP happened, now it's just grating.
>>12153019shut up nigga
>>12153025But anon, MLPG loves attention whores.
>>12153005>>12153012>>12153025
>>12153029You're such a hipster anon, I admire you.
>>12153030No.For someone that was hoping to get a piece of Harshie, you aren't being very respectful of her request.
>>12153023Considering standard pones don't have much in the way of chest unless it's anthro or Milky, plot's been relocated to butts for pones. Mutability of language and all that. And I probably get the point of what you're saying but I'm too tired to rebut anything.
>>12153039>hoping to get a piece of Harshieyou mean the submissive, shameless, quivering mess of a mare you turned her into?No thanks.
>>12153027but wait I thought mewball's real name was DannyAnd that he played video games with Arin Hanson on Youtube.
>>12153041It used to be something along the lines where there was an anime full of fanservice but people say "No, I like it because the story has a good plot to it." and then people kept replying ">implying there is a plot".Eventually the word plot was an implication that there was none and that it's an excuse to watch a fanservice show.
>>12153057Good.Because she's happy this way.
>>12153074I hope so
>>12153069Makes sense. I believe I saw something along the lines of that before. Like reading Playboy for the articles.
>>12153077I'd date a broke guy with a small cock. I don't care. A long as it fits. I literally don't care at all about how big a guys junk is. I just don't. It doesn't matter. It doesn't effect who they are as a person.
>>12153069No shit, seriously? Check all those "I watch it for the plot" pony macros, they are the same shit.
>>12153094>tfw I'm a bad person
>>12153089I'm glad we could reach an understanding.I made my waifu happy.And she makes me happy.
>>12153091Exactly.>>12153099Because they don't really get it and are unoriginal. I like to think MLP has a good plot and can be well written at times.Since we are being meta about memes, this video is relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaKYsLQ-98A
>>12153108Seriously, why would you save all these?What will the cops think when they search your computer after you've killed yourself and find a word document full of various small dick stories?
>>12153133Large balls cum bigger loads.
>>12153139pretty sure that's not ture
>>12153127are you a memer
ded
>>12153142It is you idiot, larger balls produce more semen
>>12153147My sides, I can't find the screencap!
>>12153135to be fair that one would be pretty hot if it were pony related
Posting a picture relevant to the discussion. Considering there's almost no discussion, it's also completely relevant to anything else.
>>12153142I'm pretty sure it is.Balls are where cum comes from, after all.I saw this one gif of a guy with balls balls and a pretty small dick and he came like a zebraI was reminded of the classic Marshal Mathers lyric: "Eighty pound balls, dick six inch long"
>>12153166post dicks
>>12153173Imagination, dick-anon.
>>12153172from the ab area
>>12153166their bodies look kind of like dicks.>you will never put little AB and Scootaloo masks on you and your boyfriend's dicks and make them dance
>>12153166Fine, then I'll post best horse.
>>12153192Good, because I just ran out of pone pics. I don't have that many on here.
>>12153185Really , wow, I'm tiny. Good thing I never thought about dating or sexing for that matter.
>>12153202what the fuck
>>12153202GET THE FUCK OUT ANGOOR
>>12153206Roogna's evil-er twin.
>>12153202I don't get it are you going to bed or getting up?
>>12153218
>>12153187So, likeBigger seminal vesicles produce more semen?
>>12153223not "bigger"just more productive
>tfw drawfag draws your requestThanks again based Tess. Wherever you are...
>>12153232It took you two years?
>>12153237>tfw my cock is smaller than yours.I should just kill myself now.
>>12153232>hobopone will never get updated
>>12153237hey, you already posted this one
>>12153232tess is a pretty cool guy
>>12153238I previously showed my gratitude. I was going through my folder and smiled when I saw this picture again.
>>12153248I fucking love Tess.It's too bad that he hats me and everyone else in this thread...
>>12153248No he isn't. Guy only hangs out with the "cool" poeple. He's selective and has turned into another LMJ
>>12153262what?
>>12153269He's most likely just assblasted that Tess doesn't come here anymore.
When you go to other boards, do you also shitpost like you do here?
>>12153272Not really, he really does that.
http://derpiboo.ru/376478oh my
>>12153295>>12153299Why don't you faggots kill yourselves?
>>12153243>updated 8 months ago
>>12153304Wish we got an artist's name to go with that.
>>12153243She's dead
>>12153304This artist's shit is getting pretty whack.
Did I miss anything good during the night threads?
>>12153307That doesn't help in answering the question anon.
>>12153324dicks
>>12153304>no source
>>12153324/soc/ spam
>>12153324>night threads>goodUnless you're into gayshit, you missed nothing as usual.
>>12153331They don't in Healthcare-ia
>>12153331This is what cutfags actually believe
>>12153331That's the only reason? I guess it makes sense if you are trying to attract girls like rediv.
>>12153324we're in full on "godawful morning" modeyou might as well just leave now
>>12153324No. Absolutely nothing.
>>12153322No, she's too adorable to be dead!
>>12153346What does rediv even look like?
>>12153331no
>>12153243>>12153308>>12153322>>>12108308>>12108348>>12108384>>12108434
>>12153357Well considering I heard she got raped, I'm thinking pretty good.
>>12153357Skinny, like a cardboard.
>>12153357___cute____
>>12153337>>12153340>>12153341>>12153348>>12153350
>>12153357Cute.
>>12153362Stop masturbating so fucking much
>>12153369
>>12153369Go home, little pony, this general's not for you. Not yet.
>>12153380>>12153378>>12153374
>>12153360Can you control your attention boner for a bit, please? All you do with your name on is shitposting about you and your fetishes.
>>12153393Can you control your attention boner for a bit, please? All you do as an anon is shitposting about you and your fetishes.
>>12153380____Jews_____That's also why there is so much interracial.
>>12153391are we posting gifs now or something
>>12153399White Knight coming to the rescue
>>12153393>hateanon is upset about dumb girls getting their cooties all over his penis discussion
>>12153393>>12153399>>12153400>>12153405>>12153407>>12153408Can you all please just kill yourself right now?
>>12153405You're not Togami.
>>12153404
>>12153405>>12153408
I'm going back to bed.
>>12153414
>>12153422I clean it. Though I try not to use antibacterial soap.
>>12153424
>>12153412i would if i wasn't a coward.
>>12153422I clean every part of my body religiously, including my dick.
>>12153423I'm gonna play league of legends
>>12153412I can't becuase I'm stuck for the ride.
>>12153422I'm uncut and my dick never smelled and I never had smegma or anything like that. Using that argument shows that some of you cutfags really have no idea about personal hgyene.
>>12153438
Yeah guys. We need to talk about the new pony episode that just aired. Come on.
I wish hateanon didn't hate everyone so much.
>>12153458
>>12153467>find it>get bored of it within 30 minutesThe quest begins anew!
>>12153469The only thing I hate is when other people are vocal about hating things and don't debate the issue.
>>12153458>>12153471>>12153450>>12153438>spamming meta is helping!
>>12153481>he doesn't find meta funnygo back t othe pss
>>12153481>being passive aggressive get's your point across!
>>12153481>implying this is helping
I hate you guys so much right now
>>12153469Can't have the good without the bad. You need balance. Hate anon is doing you a favor but you are too dense to see his divine plan to keep order.
>>12153503I've given up looking up real porn because it feels way too fake. Now I'm searching in fics and drawings.
>>12153501That is a cute pony. Post more of that cute pony.
>>12153514Keep the faith alive.
>>12153519alright
>>12153514mah nigga
>>12153510Shouldn't debating about the quality of posts instead of empty insults be the way to fix things?
>>12153503that happens to me like once a month, but I get kinda bored of it within a week
>>12153522All guys are. Even the ones that brag about they have huge dicks.Its like women who secretly hate each other for being too attractive.
>>12153514Yeah. It's like the adult equivalent of stopping to believe in Santa Clause
>>12153522Yes, but I'm also insecure about my worth as a person, so I guess it kind of goes with it anyway.
...That S4 preview can't get sooner here.
