Where we (continue) to talk about best pony in ALL of Equestria!previous thread>>12062375
What the hell Seth.
I LOVE HER
>>12066259But she trips! That does not make her best.
>>12066259Three Trixie threads in a row is pushing itEspecially making it before the image limit
>>12066281Who doesn't love her?
She is an extremely sexy mareI would love it if she were at least a little vulnerable too
>Where we (continue) to talk about best pony in ALL of Equestria!then why did you post Trixiehere, have a better, more talented pony
>3 Trixie threads
>>12066259>GTB,S General
>>12066301>You'll never have a filly>She'll never ask you to watch her perform some trick she's spent hours practicing>She'll never beam at you when you pull it off
>>12066301Those are some eyebrows on that filly.
>>12066317>You'll never have a fillyI should hope so, that sounds painful
>>12066301I wonder what she looks like when she grow up? Maybe like that red pony that was shaking her butt in that song?
>>12066299well she is a whore.
>>12066326ponies with noticeable eyebrows are great
>a guard pisses off cadence>she makes him fall in love with his mother
>>12066334oedipus pls
>3 Trixie threadsSeth please, for the love of God, fuck off and go to bed
>>12066334>not making all the other larger guards fall in love with him
>>12066334But all sons love there mothers.
>>12066332>>12066326Ponies gain great eyebrow power when displeased
>>12066334That mean.
>yfw it really is seth making these threadsI seriously think since the faust shindig, seth has been here.REVEAL YOURSELF SETH
>>12066357http://i.imgur.com/t6vKZ3Q.jpg>tfw twily will never know her BFF gets railed by guards every night on cadences whim.
>>12066380B-but that's blueblood. that situation should really get drawn soon though
>>12066380Actually it's BBBFF.DYEWTS
>>12066370>reveal yourselfThat's even worse than him being here anonymously. But Faust wasn't even in MLPG.
>>12066380unf
>>12066327Ask this pone, she would know all about it>>12066328I think the one with the dress, who only appeared in that one scene, was simply the red stallion that had been all throughout the episode converted into a mare for that sequence for some reason. They had the same cutie mark
>>12066396But it bought over seth, he got banned for three days as a joke.
why aren't you drawing
>>12066426because I'm editing my art to make it look better.
>>12066426Because FUCK YOU SAI. Seriously how can an app be so useful but have no text ability to make comics in. I have to keep jumping back and forth between it and sai to make a comic, eugh.
>>12066418>You'll never ask her for advice when you and your waifu are having your first
Help me MLPG I'm deciding whether or not to go to a pone conventioni already have the tickets
>>12066426I'm trying to.
>>12066442>Not being a mare>Not giving birth to 6 wonderful foals>Being this much of a racist,NRA,rape culture anon
>>12066452
>>12066452Which one?
>>12066452What's keeping you from going?If you already have the tickets then you should go and have some fun.
>>12066426Because drawing is stupid.
>>12066452Which one?Also, is it your first con?Either way, probably yes. They're a blast.
>>12066461>flash
>>12066461+10 points for scrunch
Pony just unleashed an epic queef
>>12066472the effort>>12066485>>12066469the UK pony con next monthalso no, it's not my first con
>>12066461Why is Lyra mad?Whats in the 2nd tab?
>>12066472I went to a com first time. Alone. I didnt have fun. 1 hr later i left.
>>12066496Oh, Galacon? That one's looking pretty good actually. Some of the guests are traveling pretty far because they dont have cons over there very often. Definately go.
>>12066509>alone. There's your problem. Going with others is what makes it fun.
Every night I browse MLPG till I find something depressing enough that I want to roll over and cry myself to sleepI don't think this is healthy
>>12066519That's in Germany. The UK one is called B.U.C.K
>>12066437Try out Illustudio, it's basically Photoshop but it has line correction and vectors.it feels very weeaboo, though.
>>12066530Twilight, go read a book.
>>12066507Lyra is being Lyra.The second tab is a back-up of what it says it is. Had to look for one asset from it and left it open.>>12066519BUCK is the UK one, Galacon is in Germany.
>>12066380How is his dick supposed to stay flaccid when he's getting railed from behind?
>>12066530sounds like you are in need of happy pone
>>12066532>>12066540Oh yeah, shit, my bad. My other comments on it still stand though. They're both pretty big.
>>12066334You don't love your mom? Whats wrong with you, Anon?
>>12066549Have you ever even had anal?
>>12066550carrot top is a fucking slut
>>12066560>mlpg>have sex
>>12066327Maybe adoption is more your thing?
>>12066275>>12066563?
>>12066426Because my break was too long and now I'm afraid that I will suck for weeks again till I get back to my old level.
>>12066565What a terrible thing to say
>>12066574The second one is Broke shit posting with the IMGUR->Picture script (for non-removable r34/other content) crap.
>>12066551I'm not sure on going because I don't have pony related friends to spend time with outside of the con events and the group stuff like bar romps are going to be full of spaghetti
>>12066574One has the imgur script in it because they don't think it should just be in the list of scripts.
>>12066577If you don't do it you will suck forever.
>>12066549>>12066560Don't worry, I used to be confused by that too. If you get fucked for a really long time sometimes it dies down, even if you love it. Also, not everyone is as sensitive to stuff down there.
>>12066591That is probably the case anyway, I could just suck a little bit less if I started again.
>>12066582She does like carrots. Loads of it.
>>12066586Ah.If you don't have any friends going, or a group to go with, then it might not be best to go. I really recommend just finding a group or getting together with friends there, though. Once you do that, cons are a blast. You sure you can't find some friends?
>>12066533Does it have the stabalizer like sai? It's the best way to make mlp show like lines it seems.
>>12066599Well carrots are pretty rad, especially for tiny horsesA little obsession never hurt anyone
>>12066604Not him, but if Galacon taught me anything it's that I'm too much of an introvert to enjoy large gatherings like that, alone or not.I'll just chill and rather spend an evening with a small group of buddies.
>>12066604I'd have no issue making friends with randoms while I'm there. I went to B.U.C.K last year and I spent a lot of time chatting with people who were just sitting and chilling or whatever.I just don't have any actual friends who are into pony.
>>12066629She thinks other things are also rad
Finshed that request, right'o got a few more to do.As well as work on lewd facial expressions later.
>>12066614It has an adjustable line aftercorrect, which is basically the same thing.
>>12066645Those two really like train stations
>>12066642>rather spend an evening with a small group of buddies. Then do that! That's all I ever do at cons. No one really cares about the panels. Just chill with a small group, mess around int he vendor hall, people watch, and chill.
>>12066651That is a a strange style on the mane/tail of pretty pony there. Its nice, nonetheless. Simple and cute.
>>12066645>>12066658reminder that they fucked and dinky is their daughter
>>12066666
>>12066661Cons are over rated. Its only important to vendors.
>>12066651what kind of shit is that
>>12066672Well tiny pones have to come from somewhere anon
>>12066694tiny pones are little children abducted through the magic mirror when it opens every 3 months
>>12066672Reminder popularfags killed derpy.
>>12066701The magic mirror opens every 2.5 years
>>12066661It's not like we've any pony related cons here. There's one coming up in 2014 (Crystal Fair), but I'm not interested. And their tickets are like 80 euros (~104USD), to boot.
>>12066687Eh, maybe i'm biased, but the non-vendor people I hang with still always have a blast. It's usually because of the concerts. The concert/musicians makes or breaks the cons, usually.
>>12066652Thank you, i'll go look into it right meow.
>tfw tex hats us
>>12066693it went kinda wrong due to some ink bursting on the tail, I'll tried to salvage it as best I could.
>>12066642>I'll just chill and rather spend an evening with a small group of buddiesThose are the best nights.Haven't had them in ages because my friends think its boring ;_;
>>12066661That's what I do at other conventions with my group of friends who aren't into pony. I'd have to find a group of people doing the same thing and insert myself at a ponycon though
>>12066716well thank god i don't give a fuck about brony musicians so I have even less of an excuse to go
>>12066701Kidnapping children for population growth sounds like the purview of another kind of creature
>What are hands Gee I don't fuckin' know, Rainbow DashSpike has themDiscord has themIron fucking Will also has themlolbutwutrhands
>>12066738Do you like concerts, though?Cause in the end it's about the music and the party.
>>12066718tfw no tex rip in peace ;_; quality poster 24/7 i hope he comes back y u have to drive him away with shitpost hateanon tex did nothing wrong tfw no tex tfw contributors are leaving tfw he hats us
>>12066746That line sounded weird to me too.
>>12066746Yeah, I thought that comment was pretty stupid, too.Even if you argue that Spike and Discord have claws/paws, Iron Will definitely has hands.
>>12066746It's just a le joke.
>>12066718>tfw no applejack now>tfw MLPG is 17% less boring
>>12066746Diamond dogs too, even if they are fat and paw like
>>12066759...Dang, you're right. Wait though. Did Dash interact with Iron Will at ALL, even?Was she even in that episode?
>>12066778No and no.
>>12066746What's the likelihood that someone has made a Lyra joke out of it by now?
>>12066784>>12066778Well that explains that then. Everything else has been a claw or paw.
>>12066759>>12066778>>12066794Well there's also this fellow from her book.
>>12066805I think that'd also equate to a monkey's paw or something. I don't really know what it is, but it's not "hands".
>>12066772>tfw I can't go to a con and bring this up with Meghan MccarthyThat bitch would probably blow it off by dancing around the question anyways>>12066794Like this faggot>Rainbow Dash wasn't there so TECHNICALLY the joke still works
>>12066818B-but Wikipedia says different!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahuizotl_%28creature%29
>>12066818According to the Tulane National Primate Research Center monkeys have hands. The reasoning seems to be that the monkey's arm appendage is adapted for grasping, with four similar digits and one opposable one, aka the thumb. Monkeys can also use individual digits by themselves for pointing, scratching, etc. and can carry things much as we do suitcases.
>>12066794If it has an opposable thumb its a hand, not a pawPlus did you forget pinkie hads a giant foam rubber hand with fingers while cheering Dash on in Sonic Rainboom?
>>12066825Step back from your computer for a minute and really analyze what you're getting so worked up over.
>>12066861Nice ad hominem but I'm not actually getting that worked up
>>12066870>claiming fallacies>not getting worked upnot that anon, but don't lie to yourself
>>12066835I like how close those writer stick with some mystical creature's lore. It makes me wonder when they will pull a creature in DnD into the show. Dragons is already a given.
>>12066857That was probably dismissed as pinkie being pinkie by everyone in the show
>>12066825>trying this hard to be madI'm just sayin' that we usually only hear the title "hands" given to humans. >>12066842Aah. I still associate monkey's with "paw" though. Probably because I was in the play "Monkey's Paw">>12066857Ah, well shit, there's some proof I can't come up with anything to work around. Still just a joke though.
>>12066870>"look at this faggot, he's making me so mad">"Stop being so mad">"Ha! I'm not mad!"Oh oh! What fallacy is that?
Daily reminder that Twilight obviously wanted Flash Sentry's cock and would definitely have ridden it if she didn't have to go back to Ponyville. The power of his masculinity is so great that she wanted his cock even though she's a pony and he's human. He was also probably the one who took Sunset Shimmer's virginity.
did I miss anything?
>>12066875>>12066906>>12066893B-but I'm not actually mad though. I'm sitting calmly at my computer.
>>12066752why would I go if the content doesn't interest me?
>>12066870There should be a fallacy for mentioning fallacies.
>>12066913Daily reminder that Twilight isn't my waifu so I don't care too much because my actual waifu is still a pure maiden.
>>12066913Nothing after the end of the first sentence is true.
>>12066918NO! Anon can read your emotions just by looking at your posts! You're super horny right now!
>>12066920Cause the content isn't all pony. Most of the pony concerts at cons that I've been to don't even play that much pony music. Probably like 50%. The rest is just EDM made by the same guys, or sometimes even just songs they like.
>>12066934take a chill pill
>>12066920You go to cons to meet up with online frens and laugh at everyone else
>>12066960That's a big part of the fun, yeah.
>>12066918>tfw you actually aren't mad and just worded your post badly but no one will believe youIt's an awful feel, I share your pain.
>>12066931But it is. She wanted him even though she still thought human bodies are weird. And Sunslut Shimmer can't possibly be a virgin. Unless of course you imply that she's had her cherry popped before dating Flash.
I am going to marry pone
>>12066999Twilight wanted Brad's cock, that's a given. The rest didn't really care much for him though which implies that it was only Twilight that had such shitty taste in men, and SS isn't exactly the type that'd stay virgin all the way till the graduate year.
I am going to rape pone
>>12067019not if i marry it first
internet explorer > firefox > chrome > safari
>>12067028not if i rape it first
>>12067041netscape > all
>>12066999So did corn dog pone remain an abomination in horrorland or did she go back to being a pone at the end?
>>12066973That's what made it fun last time, along with getting high, drunk and smoking hookah with frens.
>>12067041Ponescape Explorer is the best
>>12067041You only like IE because you pity her worthlessness.
>>12067054DOS > all
>>12067065Basic > DOS
New games in thirteen minutes!
>>12067059Nope, she stays in for at least the next 2 and a half years.
>>12067059She was kept in EG for some fucking reason.
>>12067024But Fluttershy says that Twilight shoould avoid him because he's Sunset's ex boyfriend. Likely everyone else would like his manmeat in them, but are worried about Sunset slapping their shit for it. There's no was Sunslut would date an ugly guy.
Would you strap a pony to your chest and carry them?
>>12067079>>12067077a fate worse than deathpoor corn dog pone
>>12067096She will hate you for that.
>>12067041>A stack of browser ponies in order of user preference
>>12067097why does that filly still have eyes
>>12067068UNIX > ur face
>>12067096I don't need a strap.
>>12067110I want to fuck all the princess butts
>>12067118>bronies will buy these and shove them up their assholes
>>12067130But anon. There's nothing to fuck there.
>>12067135How else am I going to keep my data secure?
>>12067097Well, besides using her as the obvious contrast lead with the "actual" Equestria Girls Twilight Sparkle, they'll probably have a story at some point where the "actual" Equestria Girls Sunset Shimmer comes in, too.
>>12067110those butts are so fuckable
Celestia Quest soon?
>>12067153>iplying she isn't dead
>>12067147but it's implied
>>12067084I never said he was ugly, but he's like the non-vampire version of Edward. You have to have a certain degree of mental retardation to fall for him, even though he's not ugly at all. Fluttershy telling her to stay away from him doesn't automatically imply that she'd date him if it wasn't for SS, on the contrary, Fluttershy being relatively laid back about it proves that she's not really all that much into the guy, since she's the type that would get horribly embarrassed and not talk about it if she was. Again Rarity would react differently to the whole thing if she was into the guy, so she's out too. There's not much to say about the rest of the main 6 though.
do you think trixie is cutey/n
>>12067130But.. Princesses aren't for sexual, Anon.
>>12067147well, besides their anuses and vaginas
>>12067171Anon, I don't see any juicy mare vagina there. Where is it?
>>12067112Why wouldn't that filly have eyes?>>12067153>revisiting equestria girlsI dearly hope notIf they want do do more crazy mirror portal universe hopping they should do a new one every time, like pony Sliders. That room had a bagillion mirrors didn't it?
It's not rape if it's consensual.
>>12067178seth pls.
>>12067179
>>12067184The mirror came from Canterlot.
>>12067149
>>12067187Thank you, Captain Obvious.
>>12067120that pinkie should be my penis
>>12067199How much swallows would a swallow swallow if a swallow could swallow swallows?
>>12067184The only portal mirror was the one brought in from Canterlot.And Equestria Girls is the new line. They're not making My Little Pony: Dimensional Explorers.
>>12067197O-oh no, don't get mad please.
>>12067207unf
>>12067198Was it made there, found or otherwise created by ponies? Did they explain its origin and why it links with that particular universe by chance?
>>12067184They only have one portal and that only works between these two worlds. Though of course if it meant that they could sell more toys they'd quickly find out that they either have a dozen more magical mirrors or that the mirror can be reconfigured.
>>12067209>There will never be a My Little Pony: Dimensional Explorers
Does anyone have a guide on how pegasus wings are able to bend
>>12067110did the other pricnes stack picture get finished
>>12067217>FIM>explaining and world building
>>12067217Are you serious with that question?
>>12067225It will probably never get finished.
>crotch burns
>>12067229Well if I was Twilight I would have asked all that stuff before agreeing to touch the thingI thought she was a smart pone
>>12067173>non-vampire Edward>mental retardation to fall for himU w0t m8All women ever confirmed for mentally retarded. But seriously, comparing him to one of the most sexually attractive male characters ever (in the eyes of women) doesn't exactly do your argument about him being uninteresting to other girls any favors.
>>12067165It's dead, Jim.
>>12067244see >>12067226
>>12067183it's cloakedyou have to ask them to decloak it for you
>>12067197well I think you're perfect for sexual
>>12067249He's attractive because he's perfect. He has no psychological flaws. He's capable of anything. A Mary Sue.Note the Pattison fucking hated the role, and that his fave pone is Twilight
SWIGGITY SWAG WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
>>12067217Absolutely none of that was explored!But Celestia and Luna didn't know much about it, other than that it opened every thirty moons, so if nothing else, that should imply that it's 1000+ years old of indeterminate origin.They were storing it in Canterlot Castle, but didn't say that it was originally found there.Now, as to why they didn't have the mirror well-guarded on the days it was KNOWN TO BE OPEN, I couldn't tell you.And I doubt this prequel story comic is going to say much about it, either.
>>12067259Celestia Quest resuming now!>>12067259
>>12067226>world-building was once engaged in and enjoyed by many>now thiswhat a bunch of hard-asses we've become
>>12067244If you didn't see EG, then here's a handy guide:>if it happened, it was stupid>there were no details explained at all about anything where it would've made sense, everything that just really needed an explanation got the most lazy one imaginable, e.g. "Twilight must do this alone.">there's a 75% chance that any given event went against previous canon or left a plot hole
>>12067257What would happen if you ran your hand under their tail, then?
>>12067243>Glancing a peek at his dickUnf
>>12067279I think that all went away with Silver Surfer and Cunt Dance.
>>12067285anon pls it's perfectly smooth down there
>>12067270
>>12067282>do it for 0r0
>>12067282heh
>>12067279keyword being "many"as opposed to "all"
>>12067301>0r0Who?
>>12067282Tex will never come back if you are unable to use transparency in Gimp or Photoshop
>>12067295I know. That's why I unf
>>12067281>I'm afraid I can't let you go.>Sending all of you could upset the balance of this alternate world, creating havoc that would make it impossible for Twilight to get the crown back from Sunset Shimmer. This is something Princess Twilight must do alone.So you see if all the ponies went through they'd make it too obvious they were all pony intruders and make it too hard for Twilight to get the crown back. Obviously Celestia couldn't go because
>>12067301I miss my 0r0-kun
>>12067271I wonder what other immensely powerful and terribly guarded ancient magical artifacts are sitting around Canterlot palace>>12067281I am seeing that now. Not missing much then
>>12067293>not liking shining surfer
>>12067243I like madmaxes shining armor. Air headed and somewhat metrosexual.
>>12067282Tex was the best at making humans no matter what he said;-;
>>12067282You are suppose to put the image being the frame.
Does anyone know what that really sugary smell that comes off a person's head is?
>>12067321
>>12067329>tfw madmax hats us
>>12067226I want a Toblerone so badly...
>>12067323>liking shoehorn surfer
>>12067323Sorry I don't like shit.
>>12067335>top lel>kek
>>12067322Considering how easy it was to steal the elements and how easy it was to get the alicorn amulet., I fairly convinced canterlot palace has ancient relics of unspeakable power jus sorta laying around.
>>12067323big sister best friends forever
>>12067249He is exactly like a non-vampire Edward though. And where I live most girls aren't constantly thinking about fucking Edward, in fact I haven't met anyone who would've been a major fan, one of my friends said that she has a friend who is a Twihard, but that's how rare they are. Many consider it downright idiotic.
>>12067313>Tex will never come back if you are unable to use transparency in Gimp or PhotoshopI use Paint.netAlso couldn't figure out how to write "Tex" in that program, so I wrote it in paint, and then copied and pasted it into that one.
>you will never be a farm hand>your manager will never task you with milking the stallions thinking it's some sort of punishment or funny/embarrassing thing to have you do for laughs>you will never play along and act vaguely resentful until he leaves the stables
>>12067361r63 shiny gives me penis feels
>>12067271why is there even a prequel toryThe enitre premise is badly written, Sunset Shimmer's motivations are entirly generic (I would have understood her leaving for the human world simply for FUCK PRINCESS DESTINY, I MAKE MY OWN PATH reasons - let's face it, HUR DUR TEENAGE ARMY is the most retarded shit ever) and jesus christ I get annoyed just thinkign abotu all the things this movie didn't do that it could haveand on August 6th I get to experience it all again because that's when the dvd will be out
>>12067271>>12067322You know, the only way they'd know that mirror was a portal to another world is if someone or something went through it while it was open, from either end.Maybe some of the ponies in Equestria used to be Equestria Girls students.Or hobos.
>>12067283you wouldn't see her wink, but you'd hear it, and she'd still moan and get all flustered
>>12067329pic related
>>12067383Was this on /soc/?
>>12067383>I spent 2 hours last night talking to a girl about penises and how her new job is literally an animeGreat story anonymous.>>>/soc.>>>/b/>>>/lgbt/>>>/a/>>>/reddit/>>>/ponychan/>>>/v/
>>12067387no it was on steamI see what you did there though
>>12067383
>>12067382I want the alternate ending where she's actually giving him head and Chrysallis still has no idea what they are doing
>>12067368hey bro how'd you like to catch some gnarly waves with me sometime
>>12067394I wish I never re-watched this showthe memories would have stayed warm
>>12067413I live 200 miles from the ocean ponyno
>>12067416why the fuck would you ever go back
>>12067401>chrysalis doesnt know what they are doinghaha what?
>>12067413she's soo cute
>>12067320Celestia can often foresee the future and is very intelligent in most cases.She sends her alone, they wreak fucking havoc, the entire place is upside down and like a thousand teenagers have first been hypnotized then made aware of the existence of travel between two specific universes and seen a bunch of weird alien things. There's no conceivable way this could've ended with more "balance-breaking", and Celestia is concerned about this shit? No, it was a very horrible explanation and unbelievably lazy.
>>12067425some shows are rewarding
bat pony wants you to let her in
>>12067383On the contrary, I highly doubt it is "literally" an anime
>>12067436Well let her in dammit I want to touch those ears
>>12067413>that long, slender bodyUNF
>>12067443bat pony is on the ceiling and won't come down
>>12067393>no it was on steamChatting with a chick on the internet DOES NOT count. Fuck off anon.
>>12067401>>12067426>Chrysallis has millions of babies>Feeds off of love>Still doesn't even know what sex is.I don't know why but i find this hilarious. Like she never made the connection between those wrestling nights and why she pops out another few eggs days later.
>>12067365Paint.net does transparency, ya dummy. I just overlayed >>12064282 over the top in it just now (And copied "Tex" back over on top of that)
>>12067430you're pretty cute yourselfhow'd you like to have sex with me nowsaid no girl ever
>>12067370IDW was commissioned to make it. That simple, really.It's only an Annual, so that means it will probably be the only one this year. And it has to be a prequel because they can't set anything in canon post-movie because that would be when a series and/or a sequel would take place.If it's not just the movie story and Twilight's on the cover, I kind of expect at least a scene where Pinkie meets the Twilight in the city.
>>12067454but I know her irl
>>12067436fuck noI like my blood in my body
>>12067453Well why notThe floor isn't lava
>>12067457>I am going to suck so many dicks today
>>12067456>Paint.net does transparency, ya dummy.But you're assuming I know how to do that. I couldn't even get it to write text in black. It was writing it in white for some reason. I had to copy "Tex" from MSPaint. I am not a graphic design guy.
>>12067481i like when ponies sit like that
>>12067481I feel like her snout should at least be poking out in front in the version facing away. It feels a little too flat.
>>12067456>Those two glaring errors#Beefed
Who do you think was Sunset Shimmer's first? :3You also now realize that all the girls in EG are probably not virgins. Someone there DID cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>12067532And someone IS from /mlp/No fuck off.
>>12067532>Someone there DID cum inside Rainbow Dash/mlp/ pls drop your old shitty memes already
i feel like i would like these two if they had some personalitiesi'm still bitter about the way they were suddenly introduced solely in order to have a weddingbecause every girl knows the greatest achievement in a woman's life is to get married
>>12067532>>>/mlp/
>>12067264
>>12067481
>>12067432I think her powers of foresight are more of the analytical nature; she can reasonably predict outcomes and is always working dozens if not hundreds of moves in advance (she must be a grandmaster at Chess and Go).She didn't know much about the goings on of the other side of the mirror, though, but given at least that Sunset Shimmer seemed to have made it okay over the course of 2.5-5 years, it was reasonable to assume that it wasn't TOO dangerous. So the concept of an operative mission isn't the worst move she's ever made, but given the whole set-up, there wasn't a great reason to pick Twilight alone, either.So yeah it's plot convenience playhouse.
>>12067532um i don't like to think about my waifu being deflowered by other guysit was flash
>>12067561unf
>>12067413>>12067457>>12067481now think about her with the fact that at least teen shiny is a known nerd
>>12067481>Aw man I guess I'm a girl now>Urrrrrrrgh>UrggghhHe goes off sucking dicks cause he just assumes thats what girls do
>>12067569>yfw
>>12067532Judging by the number of foals in ponyville, neither are most of the poniesgood luck sorting out who belongs to who though
You now realize that Trixie was originally going to fill Sunset Shimmer's role as primary antagonist in the EG movie, but Hasbro requested that the writers write in an entirely new character (and thus a new toy) rather than re-use an existing one.
>>12067597Man, he's really going at it with Sunset Shimmer, huh?
>>12067594>one day to be a mareAnd so came to be the legend of the sluttiest mare in equestria. She came one day and was gone the next. No one knows what happened to her but some say she looked like a certain captain of the guard...
>>12067271Do you think equestria girls will be an annual movie?
>>12067560>>12067574I'm getting mixed signals here. Which is the right one?
>>12067607Why? It wouldn't make sense for it to be Trixie. Stop getting hung up on your Trixie revenge fanfics.
>>12067569he probably did it in like 10 minutes in the back of his camaro, roughly fondling her breasts and thrusting into her still-dry vagina, not even caring about her pleasurei wouldn't treat her that wayif only she would give me a chance...
>>12067617every february
>>12067178y
they didn't even bother to explain sunset shimmer's basic special talent (Twilight got handpicked becuase she created a magic warp in the fabric of reality. Sunset shimmer got handpicked because...?)I mean I'm not expecting JoJo's Bizzare Adventure tier talent but you think that they'd, you know, actually bothjer to give her a backstory beyond "lol she a bitch, also she ran away from home cause she didn't want to study, go get her back kay"
>>12067568In her lifetime they had countless opportunities to send someone over and considering how the EGworld entry point is at a place where students tend to lay their backs it's very likely that some of them fell through as well, it's nearly impossible that they didn't have at least decent knowledge of the other world.
>>12067492This image>>12064282Already has transparent segments where the pictures go; if you have hover expansion on you'll be able to see 4chan through those windows, and when you open it up in paint.net the windows should be filled with a checkered pattern. That checkered pattern indicates areas where your image is transparent; It's supposed to be like the background of the paint.net window.Open up the layers window (from the "windows" menu: there'll be one layer there with the "Do it for her" picture on it.What you want to do then is hit the bottom left button on the layers window to add a new layer, then the blue arrow second from the right to move it below the "Do it for her" layer.Then select that new layer, and put all your images on it. The "Do it for her" image will be on top, and all the images will only show through the transparent segments.Hit the checkbox to the right of the "Do it for her" layer to make it invisible for a bit if it's getting in the way.Then when you save, make sure you select the savetype as .png, and you're done.If you want to create your own transparent segment in the image at any point, just select a section with the square select, lasoo or magic wand tool and hit delete.
hey boys
>>12067648her talent is moving the sun
>>12067629>in the back of his camarohowis he 2 feet tall?
>>12067657>flare wardenUNF
>>12067629>not even caring about her pleasureBrad is a mary sue, if anything it would be>it was only 10 minutes in the back of his camaro but he still gave her 30 mind-blowing orgasms
>>12067653Well, then your other alternative is that Celestia deliberately lied to Twilight Sparkle to set her up for failure.
>>12067672>flareoh nooh nooh no
>>12067637oh u
>>12067666i have no idea how people have sex in the backs of carsthey just always seem to allude to it on tv
>>12067629And she still enjoyed it far more than anything you can do. He did the same to Twilight.
>>12067666you will never see a midget fucking a minature pony
>>12067697no we saw the movie, he wasn't able to that night
>>12067690One girl got killed by a guy because of sex in the back of a car. Her neck literally snapped.
>>12067690It helps to not be tallAlso having a bench seat that old cars had helpsIt's awkward and the windows fog up and if you get caught by the police you get in a bunch of troubleSo it's fun
>>12067690Maybe it's just short people. I know I would not have the space to even get into the backseat of a car with another person, let alone get my bone on.
>>12067660what if sunset shimmer is actually a failed clone of celestia that turned evil
>>12067680oh no you didn't
>>12067676Which implies the "it was all a test!" scenario, which would make Celestia unbelievably careless and inconsiderate, even dumb. Unless EGworld is actually a magical place but they involved the entire school in a big pretend-play for Twilight. Which would be somewhat clever although farfetched and I'd bet money on this not being the case.So it leaves us with the very popular PLOT HOLE option.
>>12067697i... i...i could be really good at cunnilingusi mean that's what beta guys with small penises do rightnow if only there was something i could practice on
>>12067722what if twilight sparkle is actually a successful clone of luna that turned good
>>12067722Sunset Shimmer means Twilight Sparkle, why would she be a clone of Celestia?
>>12067708prombathroomthink about itthey probably fucked while twily still had the crowni actually want this drawn now
>>12067737Sunset is not Twilight.
>>12067744but everybody saw twilight the whole time, she was too visible not to be seen
>>12067744why is my face sad but my penis erect
>>12067747Its funny.I always get Dusk and Dawn mixed up
>>12067747Sunset is a period that falls under Twilight.
>>12067747When are we going to see Sunrise Twinkle?
>>12067758 - MLPG
>decide to do a second 5 miles on my bike today>tire pops half way>have to walk all the way back homeFUCK, HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THE WARING ON THAT TIRE
>>12067757>the entire school watched twilight and flash fucking in the bathroom>cheering them on
>>12067769I'd watch Sunset fall under Twilight if you know what I mean
>>12067773Next time they need to come up with more toys, in other words soon>originality? What is that?
>>12067780now you're just being facetious
>>12067758>why is my face always sad but my penis always aroused fify
>>12067758
>>12067783I saw that coming
>>12067096The mental image of that is so cute and hilarious.What if it was a filly Pank?
>>12067783>tfw no possessed Trixie/demon Sunset/corrupted Twilight
There was someone sewing a vagina on a plushie before?http://i.imgur.com/i2RGXQO.jpg
>>12067796
>>12067737Maybe Celestia finally had the revelation hit her that she was teaching a pony named SUNSET and all the implications that go with it and booted her outIt would be like the president taking on a personal protege named Presidential Assassin
>>12067783now we're talkingi love me some angry jealous lesbian sex
>>12067814given pony naming conventions i wouldn't be surpised if they did name a kid that
>>12067810>pacifist run
>>12067802i want to carry ponies
>>12067778>only 10 miles>not carrying a spare tubeC'mon man.
>>12067729Face it, you'd just slobber all over her fungi and make everything awkward. Then she'd call you a pathetic loser and you'd respond with "y-you too" for which she'd make the rest of your high school days a living nightmare.
>>12067828Nah it'd be something like "book depository" or "grassy knoll" or whatever.
>>12067828>pony naming conventions>random words that may or may not have something to do with the color of the pony
>>12067835I'm 298lbsAlso, I'm not upset about having to walk, just that I need a new tire and don't have money until monday.
night horse
>>12067842>fungiWhat? I clearly typed "cunt". Fucking android.
>>12067842doesn't matterstill got to lick her corn dog flavored pussy
>>12067828I want to see an episode where they subtly joke about pony naming conventions by having a stallion introduce himself as John or something like that while everybody else acts like it's weird.
http://strawpoll.me/182120
>>12067810>tfw no horrifying monster to smooch me
>>12067864I would.
>>12067780>i'd cry and masturbate
>>12067873too clever for the showand there's already pony joe
>>12067878>no celestiaWould not vote.
>>12067891That's a big butt.
>>12067891I would ruthlessly ruin a Nightmare Moon's ponyparts
>>12067869is it beta of me that i want to eat at nice wet cunt more than i want to fuck one
>>12067878>poll just started>Squiggle tail already in the lead
>>12067907Not at all.I'd rather give an orgasm then get one.
>>12067902I was gonna put the princesses and discord but I thought that'd be too many choices
>>12067726Well, I'm sure Celestia meant it as a kind of trial of sorts, but given that she had no way to guide or support her during the process, it is pretty out-of-character irresponsible of her.Heck, given the current ruling set-up of Equestria, with Luna just shy of Celestia's equal, Cadance and newly-crowned Twilight, it would have been much more prudent for Celestia to take responsibility and go through and use her wisdom and diplomatic skill for the mission.
>>12067917i want to make a girl squirt on my face
>>12067933no why would you post that fucking gira- FUCK YOU SHES SO CUTE
>>12067921I could've voted Celest instead of rainbow dyke
is there equestria girls erotic fanfiction yetpreferably with sunseti need to masturbate before my penis explodes
>>12067856mayor mareit is like naming a kid president woman
>>12067898some of the pones already have pretty unpony like namesOctavia being oneUnless she is a time traveling, dimension jumping roman
>>12067929That doesn't sound very hygienic.
>>12067953I'd vote for her
http://www.mane6.com/2013/07/progress-update-and-fighting-games.html
>>12067878>people voting twilight
>>12067954It's also a pun on a musical term, Octavia Melody seems pretty in line with the usual.
>>12067941>cant see her head in most of the shots.Id love to see her in the actaul show and the awkward off camera head cuts
>>12067954>fanon names for background charactersThat hardly counts.
>>12067954She was never mentioned on the show, I don't think the comics named her either, though I'm sure they'd go with Octavia if they ever did.
>>12067959girlsquirts are made of sunshine and rainbows
>>120679742slow
>>12067878>Poll is designed to only have one vote per person no matter what you do to try and change it.>20 votes>People say MLPG is dead
>>12067878>That unicorn supremacyPank for me, though.
>>12067986Then what are boysquirts made of?
Oh goodie
>>12067947Why would you fap to EG?
>>12067999Salty milk and coins
>>12067975>only 2 panka votes>Twilight is winningMLPG you're the worstPanka isn't even my favorite but come on
>>12067954Octavia as a whole seems to reak the rules.She's an earth pony, earth ponies typically have nice round eyes, but octavia has pointy eyes like rarity and twilight.Most ponies have bright pastel color schemes, but octavia is very subdued and grey.
>>12068000
>>12067929Sunset Shimmer probably can't squirt.
>>12067993/mlp/ could technically easily vote, but that said we can easily have over 20 people here, many are lurkers though.
>>12068000>mature>sex>gore>abusive fatherIt's like someone knows how to get me off the quickestBut on the other hand>fimfiction
>>12068001fluttershy always looked so off in that picture
>>12067974I want to say nobody gives a shit since it's notpone but didn't they hold a fundraiser for some insane amount of cash?
>>12067981Just going by what I see on official merchandise, like the octavia plushy thing
>>12068017Spitfire has eyes like Rarity and Twilight
Spooky. Scary
>>12068007i'm a beta faggot who wants to be dominated by a beautiful bossy high school girl
>>12068047what
>>12068051tthen fap to trixie or something
>>12068047I don't get it.
>>12068043Not directly, the Skullgirls fundraiser set out a stretch goal on 750k (they were at either 500 or 600k at the time they did this, don't remember), if they reach it, which they then did, they give the mane6 team their engine for free. Nobody gives a shit is going to be the case either way since the only reason this game mattered is because it was pony.
>>12068047The comic is dumb, but I'm liking the style of it.
>>12068035Well, if you're gonna read it, tell us how it is.
>>12067947wow this is horriblehttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/110257/forgiven
>>12068043>>12068071I'm sure there will be an UNOFFICAL skin and voice mod to make it pony.
>>12068051>Sunlight Shimmer femdomI can live with this
>>12068017They usually use those eyes to denote fancy or supposedly upper class ponies from what I have seen
>>12068099I doubt that, mainly because about 70% of the work they need to do has to do with the visual representations of the characters working properly, and it's a new engine so they can't use what they did previously, or at least they can't use a lot of it.
>>12068103>sunlight
>>12068096How bad is it?
>>12068015>Pachinko now in first placeAh, how fickle the title of bestpone can be.
>>12068046huh, never noticed that
>>12068095I don't feel like itMost times I go back to fimfiction it's terrible
fart fart fart faaaaaart
>>12068127Please? I need some good fapfic material since it's prety much dead here.
>>12068110What if it was both Twilight and SunsetAt the same time
toot toot toot toooooot
>>12068120Pankfags cheated.
http://strawpoll.me/182385ROUND TWO
>>12068144Anon don't make me do this
>>12068047boys becoming menmen becoming wolves
>>12068145What if they both whip out their enormous futa cocks and spitroast you after frotting you and making fun of your tiny penis.
>>12068159tough call between discord and zeccora
>>12068148>>12068140fluttershy pls
>>12068145Then you shouldn't have called it "sunlight shimmer"
>>12068170Only if they go >250mL on me.
>>12068165Please?
You stamp your hoof and clear your throat. Applejack shakes her head."Wha- I’m terribly sorry, sugarcube, did you say something?""Just said hi, is all." You flick your tail innocently. ‘Hi’ was not exactly what you said, but it doesn’t really matter. Whatever Applejack believes, she heard you just fine."Oh, well, good mornin’ to you too." She rubs her eyes. “Terribly sorry, must be workin’ too hard. Speakin’ of, I really gotta…uhh…""Everything okay?" You feel a twitch between your legs as you revel in the brief glazed look that overcame the orange mare. It never fails to thrill you."Yeah, I just…" She shakes her head and stamps the ground. “Dagnabbit, I just don’t know what’s come over me today. I know I’ve got a ton of chores to do, but…"
>>12068167spooky scary
>>12068159>2 votes for otherPlease say who they are pleaseIf its Fizzle I swear to god
"Can’t remember?" You feel your cock drop from its sheath, becoming firm beneath your belly. In any other circumstance, you’d try to keep yourself under control. But it’s far too late now. Applejack nods absently."Yeah. It’s strange, I know I’ve got work that needs doin’, but I just…" Her words soften and her eyelids droop as you stamp your hoof twice."Your job was to milk me, remember?" You speak clearly, making sure every syllable falls neatly into her receptive little head. “How silly of you to forget - it’s your favorite chore, after all.""Favorite…chore." Applejack echoes, her voice hollow and gaze distant."You need to use your mouth, too. You’re addicted to my scent, and you want to taste me so badly." Your cock pulses, hungry for her warm, wanting tongue. The tongue that’s hanging just at the edge of her lip.
I want fetishfags to goexcept the TF and motherly guys, they can stay.
>>12068189It was just a typo, sorry.
>>12068191Have this gif.
"Taste…scent. Use my mouth." She looks so stupid. You have half a mind to tell her, just to hear her agree. You stamp your hoof, and clear your throat."Applejack? You okay?" She shakes her head again, and meets your gaze with the same smile as before. Never fails."Oh, terribly sorry, sugarcube. Don’t know how I could’ve forgotten! Poor thing, those balls ‘a yours must be all full up." Applejack winks, licking her lips and eyeing your stiff erection. “And looks like you’re all ready to give."She ducks beneath me and inhales through her nose. She smells like dirt and sweat, and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Her pussy is probably drooling already.In a tone that is soft and low, Applejack growls. “Guess I’d better get to work, then."
>>12068211Meant to quote>>12068186Sorry
>>12068191you fucked up by posting EqG
>>12068191What if Spike wanted to go back to bone Human Rarity and went to get some tips on knot control from the diamond dogs?
>>12068047
>>12068192>your hoof>flick your tailwhat
Guys I think I need to check-in to rehab, this pony addiction is starting to effect my life.
>>12068212Thanks but I already saved itAlso fuck you Sparity is good.
>>12068210motherly?
>>12068226..............Bone Watch?
>>12068189Well, if you enjoy the sensation of them pumping their spunk out of their fist sized nuts through their 10" dicks, then sure.
>>12068212jesus christ that jaw and chinis rarity black
>>12068159>Zecora winningI AM OK WITH THIS
So how come I can't find any porn of Sunset Shimmer?
>>12068240motherly
>>12068240your butt, celestia.I'm looking at your butt.
>>12068250
>>12068210What type of TF do you like?
>>12068210fetishfag pls
>>12068249Possibly.I'd have no objections.
>>12068266human-to-ponycorruption
>>12068257There's some. The thing is that EG was shit, SS as a character was total shit, the only even remotely interesting thing about her is the dominantness of her and people don't even care about that, so there are many reasons for not making porn of her. If you have some good ideas, contact BCS somehow, she's a big fan of SS, she'll probably sketch something up.
>>12068266The kind with hats
>>12068263look a little closer, then.
>>12068001what the fuck is wrong with Rarity's eye?
>>12068249No, she's just an EqG character
>>12068283with pleasure.sure looks yummy...
I preordered an xbone today.Just putting that out there.
>>12068284It's fake.
>>12068281>dominantnessthat's not a word you word illiterate faggotit's dominance
>>12068219Oh, neat, somehow I'd missed that there were new posts in that thread. Thanks!
>>12068167WOHOAAAAAAAAAA
>>12068309Fuck you.
>Sunset Shimmer doesn't even have that much unique spellsC'mon at least give her a different teleportation effect (sort of like pic related - imagine a "flip" effect between point a and point b)
http://askmuamti.tumblr.com/HAHAHAHAWAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
>>12068306>you will never enjoy her ass>she will never lie atop you on the bed, crushing you with her large body, pinning you to the bed as she fondles you with magic
>>12068281>dominant>nobody caresWhat? Where's my gelding porn? Where's the role reversal with her getting fucked violently like the slut she is? Where's the anal sex so rough that it leaves her crying? Fuck this gay earth.
>>12068350What if I just want to cuddle.
>>12068335that's so funny and interesting
>>12068350>she'll never wink furiously as you rim her asshole, soaking you in hot marejuice
>>12068309
>>12068359princess is best for cuddle, too. That large, warm, inviting body is perfect for hugs and rubbing.
>>12068357>geldingFuck. I meant femdom. Fucking android again. Gelding works too though...Imagine all the things Sunset can do with a Henderson device.
>>12068359>>12068394with what she's just done, you'll kill the mood, but she'll comply, but you'll wake up to an empty bed and then she'll avoid you
>>12068309i hope you get someone in your life that stands over your shoulder, watching everything you do, no matter where you, bathroom or changing clothes. You think you dont need privacy, then you dont deserve anyalso, fuck you
>>12068394aww yissWing rubbing?
>>12068309That sure was doubleplusgood buy!
>>12068394and sex.
>>12068395murder
>>12068403>implying she wouldn't love a cuddle session just as much as a lovemaking session
http://www.mylittlekaraoke.com/vvvvvhttp://www.mylittlekaraoke.com/http://www.mylittlekaraoke.com/vvv
>>12068421>tfw no cuddlesex
>>12068414>asked Dooks to color this few times>faggot keep ignoring me like if post didn't existAll the drawfags are pretentious and selfish pricks. Fucking piss.
question: Why did they go to the crystal empire in the movie in the first place?
>>12067878>twilight majorly losing>>12068159>discord winning by landslideToday is a good day.
>>12068463>pissthou hath tried.ye olde jpeg
>>12068479>liking discordbrony
The perfect cock/ass/pussy or the perfect personality?
>>12068479You can tell by the progression that someone rigged Twilight for lastIt was probably you since you just brought it up after Applejack got 6 votes in a row
>>12068484>you don't like what I like thus you must be a brony
>>12068460cuddlesex, rough sex, dirty sex, intimate sex, oral sex, anal sexit's all good with celestia
>>12068463>asking someone to color a sketch>expecting them to do it
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>>12068414oh yes. She's very skilled with her wings. Once you give them some attention I'm sure they'll return the favor.
I believe in Tex.He'll return.
>>12068507>cuddlesexWhat? Just her and me, bodies pressed against eachother, my throbbing member buried balls deep inside of her? No thrusting? Just enjoying eachothers company and snuggling?
>>12068524tfw no tex rip in peace ;_; quality poster 24/7 i hope he comes back y u have to drive him away with shitpost hateanon tex did nothing wrong tfw no tex tfw contributors are leaving tfw he hats us
>>12068524Maybe some of the drawfags have agreed to take shifts in terms of dedness during the hiatus?
>>12068395only on 4chan have i ever met people who fetishize being the worst kind of betaI mena, willingly getting castrated...
>>12068534Hate anon plz. Imagine if GG or something left. People would be talking about it for days.
>>12068525Yes....Well, she may wink every so often, just to keep slowly building you up towards orgasm.
>>12068525>her lower lips suck you off just like a mouth>they stimulate your entire member with waves of pressure>Celestia smiles at the silly faces you make as she milks you dry
>>12068545If GG leaves, I leave.
>>12068558>If GG leaves, I leave.GG doesn't even do ponies anymore. He does his monster girls and his Zebra shit.
>>12068560But anon, Mangneto was here like 2 days ago
>>12068567He drew this yesterday.
WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOIN' HERE YOUR KIND ISN'T USED TO LIFE UNDERGROUND
>>12068550>that content sigh she lets out when she feels you cum, pulsing against her inner muscles and pouring your cum deep inside her
So, uhh... Who here is actually going to Bronycon?
>>12068560>>tfw Kraut is dedHe has drawn 11 requests in 2 days. If he is anything it's not ded.>>tfw Jailbait hats usHe posts new drawings almost every day and just updated his tumblr>>tfw Jalm hats ushe posted in this very thread, you dolt.>>tfw Mangneto hats us>>12068576
>>12068560Well you still have me.
>>12068614>Replying to a shitpost
>tfw Anon is ded and hats us
I hugged a pony as a kid in a petting zoo.I have a good impression of what hugging a pone would feel like.
>>12068596>she snuggles in even closer, wrapping you up in wings and legs, holding your softening cock firmly inside her>she kisses your neck and blows on it, sending goosebumps up your back and neck
>>12068624But I'm right here, friend!
>>12068648I wanna hug a Sunbutt nonsexually
>>12068674We need proof. Post with your trip. We have way to many Anon impostors.
Mourning ded popularfags.
It's been four hours already, does anyone have the link to the new episode?
>>12068678then hug her
>>12068698It wasn't all that great anyway, and that's speaking lightly
>>12068678>tfw jap Pixiv artists can draw better than you>even with a mouse
>>12068686Jeez, fine.
>>12068331that was a good game
>>12068678I know that feel.
EVERYONE IS DED AND HATS USEVEN YOU
>>12068543>not wanting Sunslut to cut your sack open and twist your balls off with a drillWhy are you even here?
>>12068718>Showing results for !anonG lx4A>No results found for !anonGtlx4A You think this is a fucking game
>>12068648>the two of you fall asleep together with you still fully hilted inside her>you wake up some time later to find Celestia gazing into your eyes>"It seems as though you were having a nice dream.">you then realize that your shaft is almost painfully hard with morning wood, and by some miracle still buried down to the base in her pussy>Celestia bites her lip and gives you a playful wink, both with her eyes and with her snug sex
>>12068737I hat everything
>>12068748You are so picky. Here, I'm sure I've used this one before.
>>12068395>>12068543>>12068739http://derpiboo.ru/201515
>>12068768>not a secure tripcode>implying you didn't crack itAnon is still ded ;_;
>>12068750>you gasp as the familiar process starts again>Celestia simply lays her head on your shoulder, embracing you while her sex hits a rhythm>She acts like nothing's happening down there at all>Her tunnel works you with staggering efficiency; not urgent or rushed, but not holding back, either>Waves of pleasure rush over you, you body shivering with it
Would you let Applejack slip a smooth glass rod down your urethra then buck you in the dick?
>>12068840no
>>12068840No, but I'd let her brother size shame me.
>>12068840HSG get lost.
Fruitvale Station is a REALLY good movie.Just saying.
PINKIE PIE HAS A BALL EMERGENCYHELP HER
>>12068865My Little Pony is a pretty good show.Just sayin'.
hnggg
>>12068874i got a pair for her*grabs dick*
>>12068874WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BALLS SHE KEEPS ALL AROUND TOWN, HUH?I THOUGHT SHE WAS PREPARED.
>>12068874Don't you mean a 3BALL EMERGENCY?
>>12068808>she nestles her snout against your neck, her soothing voice letting out a quiet moan into your ear
>>12068840I'd shove a cactus up her ass.
>>12068865>>12068877ur mom was pretty good in bed.Just sayin'
>>12068883Fluttershy is cutest pone.
>>12068883lack of tuft
>>12068938>tuftultrafurfag
>>12068946They aren't marshmallow horses, anon. I'm sorry to break it for ya'.
>>12068926Flutterbutter is indeed the cutest.
>>12068946ponies just need morefuzzis all I'm trying to say
>>12068965Fuzz, eh?
Give it a minute
>>12068974better, but cooler
>>12068976punch linenot funny though
>>12068965i'd a pony's hot fuzz if you know what i mean
>>12068976>give it a minuteIt's an easy joke to get. Parody of bronies using Derpy as an easy cliche punchline. 100% accurate.Derpy is 100% cancer.
>>12069001I hope you're just pretending to be retarded.
>>12068976>Derpy is the punchlineHuehuehuehuehue.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1159477>kevinsanos new style of futa dickNO GOD NO, THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>12069013No, they are standing IN a punch line.
>>12068976Oh.God damnit.
>>12068715>jap pixivThat was Xieril
>>12069034Serves you right for being gay.
>>12069034>Draw it differently onceNEW STYLE
>>12069038>tfw not good enough to be an artistWell it has been nice knowing you all. I will suicide.
>>12068715A mouse would only effect your line quality. It's not like you suddenly lose everything you have learned about art when you use a mouse.
>>12069034HE'S RUINED
we ded.
ded
>>12069049I agree.
more pony than pony
>>12069038Are you serious?Fuck him, he's even good with a mouse.
You could be drawing right now.Why aren't you drawing?
>>12069153more ponier than ever
>>12069132>>12069139Congratulations, you killed the pony
>>12069159Because I'm organizing my pony folder. It's so big,
>>12069171Will she be okay?
>>12069159music n shit
>>12069132>>12069139Why are we so ded?
>>12069159Because I can't make any money off of drawing, even though its the only thing I am good at.Well actually, I'm not making any money anyways so I may as well be drawing.I wish I had money.
>>12069171>straight scissors>wavy cutI call shenanigans.
>>12069187>discordlightu-unf...
>>12069034Cool your pistons, anon, I just wanted a change of pace.
>>12069159I got my Loomis book out.In Tex's memory I will take up the craft. No one else in the modern world does that 70's-90's naturalistic anime look.
>>12069190No anon, she's dead. You killed the pony.Think about your actions next time
>>12069187I love this concept, for some reason. She looks so cute like that.
>>12069207Pony is very hard to cut.
>>12069218b-but I didn't do anything...
>>12069199beats working.The only reason I get up in the morning is the fact that it will be over soon, and I can go back to university.
>>12069231The way they chose to color the text bothers me more than anything.
>>12069241That's the point, anon.You didn't do anything and now she's gone
>>12069253HE IS A GHOST!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12069262I don't need to be /fit/ BECAUSE I live in a first world country
>>12069253>creampieunf
>>12069159Because laziness and working on other things.
>>12069262What's the point?
>>12069283>life>pointlyl
>>12069256b-but you killed herand I couldn't even do anything
>>12069262Chill out, I'm working on it through the power of MAHSHL AHTS
>>12069295Nihilist pls.
>>12069262>that curlbro
>>12069271This.>>12069262Terrible argument. Although I should still be fit.
>>12069271Dead by 35
>>12069305WE BELIEVE IN NAH-THING
>>12069243I am going to University, but I was thinking of just dropping out since I'm pretty shit at everything I was doing there. Also since I can't afford it because of the no money thing.
>>12069319nigger I'm 78
>>12069295I just like to do things that make me happy and make me feel good.in other words not working out.
>>12069324and tomorrow ve cut off your johnson
>>12069218NO
>>12069296You could have stopped me
>>12069337Obviously you are not a golfer
>>12069253Who's the artist?
>>12069355but that was months agoit took you several months to kill a poneare you proud of yourself anon, for taking so long?
>>12069319Dead by 22.Clearly being /fat/ is better than /fit/
pon
>>12069319My lack of motivation keeps me from being fit.Luckily it also keeps me from becoming fat since I can't be bothered to eat.
>>12069357>not recognizing winddriven
>>12069355Pinkie's fine.
>>12069381Zyzz wasn't fit, he was steroid abuse and no cardio.
>>12069383good ponall pon are good pon
>>12069357http://ajinarts.tumblr.com/
so has there been anything new since the teaser?
applejacks trying to seduce me again
>>12069375I was giving you a chance but I guess you couldn't be bothered to get off your ass and save a pony.Dick.
>>12069403I assume he was fitter than Ryan from Giant Bomb.
>>12069389
>>12069425Give in. It's worth it.
>>12069425You know what to do
>>12069424my fucking sides
>>12069429but pankayou didn't need to kill me
>>12069425>>12069434Don't bother with it. She doesn't even taste like apples.
>>12069381>Dead by 22.>Clearly being /fat/ is better than /fit/Zyzz was stupidly un-/fit/.
>>12069452Yet /fit/ worships him
>>12069451Something something cinnamon and sugar swirls on every butt
My dick just went boom.
>>12069459ironically
>>12069459they used to until it became apparent that all he did was use steroids and then he died of heart failure because when using steroids you NEED to do cardio so your heart can keep up with rapid muscle growth
>>12069424>the show will never make reference to HTTYD during a Spike episode
>>12069459>Yet /fit/ worships himAs a joke mostly.
>>12069469and sexually
>>12069459I always saw it as like a rags-to-riches story of a nerd going /fit/ but not pertaining to the brodude attitute
>>12069464That must've hurt, anon.
>>12069464Great, now I need to repair the hole in my ceiling
>>12069262not believing myself
what draw
>>12069491it's more like the story of that princess girl from Powerpuff Girls where she couldn't get what she wanted so she spent a lot of money on trying to copy what she wanted to be but then it blew up in her face
>>12069475>le pop culture reference xd
>>12069515Discord dressing up in Celestia's jewelry, shoes, and makeup. Celestia looking none too pleased about it.Fluttershy sitting on a telephone wire with a bunch of birds sitting on the same wire on either side of her.Zecora in a GGG dress.Young Granny Smith in a GGG dress.
>>12069534>celestia>makeup
>>12069515batpon
>>12069515A fist made out of ponies.
>>12069532Hey, they're done well if they're subtle.
>>12069540she wears eyeshadow and mascara nigga, just like the rest of them
>>12069551>>12069504>there's only one guy making content for the bat pony thread>everything else it produces is vector recolors for the thread's OC
>>12069504who the fuck drew this, gimme a name so I can suck his dick
Apples
>>12069593dj or some shithe's in the /mlp/ bat pony thread whenever
Why we suddenly batpone?
>>12069593http://derpiboo.ru/369278?
>>12069611we always batponebatpone responsibly though
>>12069637How does one batpone irresponsibly?
>>12069649letting it sit out and spoil
Would this make a good bat pony comic?Title: Why are all bat ponies night guards?Panel 1: bat pony standing with guard daytime ponyPanel 2: bat pone tackles guard ponepanel 3: bat pone rides him while sucking bloodPanel 4: bat pone fixing her gear while half drained dazed guard pone laying on the floor.all she says is "what? I need blood to survive"
If I make up a sad enough story, will sentenal buy me a PC?
>>12069649Like this
>>12069670yes
>>12069696Why is his tail blue?
>>12069681
>>12069661>letting your batpony sit out and spoil in the sun all dayHorrible>>12069681What is she doing behind her wings?
>>12069724whatever you want, anon
>>12069701I don't know
>>12069724>>12069737I mean cosmo
>you will never eat a dick
So when will Tex come back?
>>12069724You make the faces waaaay too fat.
>>12069753challenge accepted
>>12069771When sentenal buys him another computer
http://i.imgur.com/GqAqyC5.jpg>more crotchboobs
My arms are so fucking sunburnt right now
lewd
>>12069802Don't hang your arms out the car door then.
>>12069795Thanks for reminding me I needed to ask them a request.
>>12069795This Mrs. Cake isn't chubby enough
>looking up stuff about bats now>The tube-lipped nectar bat (Anoura fistulata), has the longest tongue of any mammal relative to its body size.Someone needs to draw batpony with a giant tongue.
>>12069882Sexually?
>bcs banned>no shitposting whatsoever
>>12069900Oh yeah definitely.
>>12069904le epic maymay
>>12066426Because I have a cheap as shit Bamboo pen and touch and it's a pain in the ass to use with minimum skill gain per hours.
>>12069534maybe i'll do them later, together with the other one.>>12069551how about canon male bathorsehttp://i.imgur.com/zpYZ4Da.jpg
>>12069777Well maybe you just have fat eyes!
Has tex come back yet?
>>12069904Did you see the thread before last? It devolved into /pol/, /soc/, and Were-Ed spam. At the same time. That's pretty much shitposting.
>>12069904It's actually just a random occurance, we've had some of our shitposters here earlier. The one that posts the imgur script linkboard posted it ITT as well.
>>120699271) stop bringing that shit here2) who cares
>>12069927No, we need a kickstarter making sentenal buy him a PC before he comes back
>>12069214tfw no tex rip in peace ;_; quality poster 24/7 i hope he comes back y u have to drive him away with shitpost hateanon tex did nothing wrong tfw no tex tfw contributors are leaving tfw he hats us
>>12069979wait, is this true?
>>12069927If he's anything like I think, he may never come back just due to stubbornness
>>12069551This guy draws disturbing anons
>>12069968>>12069979>>12069992I'm sensing a little hostility here.
>>12069927tfw no tex rip in peace ;_; quality poster 24/7 i hope he comes back y u have to drive him away with shitpost hateanon tex did nothing wrong tfw no tex tfw contributors are leaving tfw he hats us
why so ded
>>12069996Absolutely. It's fucking disgusting.
>>12070020Let's be honestHe drew well, but when he wasn't drawing, his posts lacked any sort of valuable content.
>>12070026Nothin' but ded, meta or shitposts
>>12070020Daythread shitposters are here
>>12070030>tfw this will be sa2.0.jpg
>>12070034>you don't like what I like>you must be a shitposter
>>12070044This one at least has something retarded in it. Not that it deserves to be spammed a hundred times.
>>12070030>It's fucking disgusting.How so?
>>12070032I just wonder why MLPG is so slow all of a sudden.
we summer
>>12070030>generosity>disgusting
How do we fix MLPG short of taking it out back and executing it in a gangland-style shooting.
>>12070031I've never had a problem with him outside of me not caring for a few art piece, but I do know MLPG really liked his art. To say you're quitting because no one is supporting you just doesn't add up to me at all.I mean even his hateanons were tame to the usual ones other people got. If the dude who has a hate boner against Jessy had as big as a hate boner against Tex he probably would have left after two threads if that's really the reason,
>>12070059I just don't understand what point or purpose there was for him to reveal that. 9 months after the fact.
>>12070030>Spend hundreds of dollars buying some guy over the internet a battle station in exchange for one drawing>Nah I won't do it>O-okay. H-have a nice dayAHAHAHA
>>12070031yeah but he drew well, that was more than enough to balance him outlook at Flying Saucer, he doesn't draw but he's a swell guy and posts ponies and spurs discussion, he's in balance too
>>12070067>>12070060It's autism on steroids, not generosity.
>>12069882on it
>>12070031I didn't mind it so much since it WAS just pointless pony discussion. People get bored of that apparently but I still have fun with it, call me autistic if you will
>>12070066>bikiniUnf.
>>12070050Oh that's nowhere near the case, here, let me help you:>>12069968>who cares>when plenty of people like tex's work, obviously more than those who don't>>12069979 gets a pass, it's just a joke, even if it's one that's starting to get overused>>12069992 needs no explanation, especially with the spam of it
>>12070084>generosity>autismstop trying to hide that fact that you are a shithead of the highest caliber
>>12070085that is a very fat batpony.
>>12070085Whoa nelly that's a long tongued batpone.
>>12070085Haha, that's great!
>>12070079SITTIN ON A COCK CUS IM GAY
>>12070084Last year I bought humble bundles for a bunch of people, I even posted some codes here.Is my autism on steroids too?
>>12069670No.
>>12070030How does one manage to reach this level of autism.
>>12070030>Paying money for a pony art fag that you don't even knowAnd I don't mean small shit. I'd buy some of you guys lunch by sending 5 bucks to your pay pal. But NOT A FUCKING COMPUTER
>>12070076I guess he was upset with him suddenly leaving and wanted to vent it. The problem is that he was mad at him in the first place though, when he goes on to explain how he expected nothing from him. Nothing except friendship? That's plenty more than what you can buy with a PC screen. If he bought it so selflessly then we wouldn't know about it right now. I always convince myself that sentenal isn't bad at all and it's just the shitposting about him that makes him look bad but then he goes on and does shit like this.
>>12069925Thanks, but please stop with the stealthposting.
>>12070127No because you didn't BUY THOSE PEOPLE A PERSONAL COMPUTERTHERE IS A HUGE HUGE FUCKING DIFFERENCE
>>12070127No, but will you buy me a new computer?I need it to help me draw ponies better.
>>12070127did you finish that paintie pie
>>12070127Did you get angry at people who didn't befriend you afterwards or left MLPG?
>>12070071i vote for id tags like /b/. i imagine people will respond to bait less if they realize its the same guy in the thread.
