Ponies in sexy clothes edition>>12046934
why aren't you
>>12050674>assless dressesoh boy my favorite
>>12050674>Dat picMLP General: Jobless edition.
thats cool. i always wanted more adventure and monsters in mlp but i guess its asking for too much now. in the newer episodes it feels like we get this less and less.i hoped the comics would be like that but its mostly cartoony joke adventures.
>>12050674Pony should saddle
>>12050770i can tell you are a true old fag who loves his memes
>>12050653I'm 99% sure these were the only times they did it.
>>12050758I too wished for adventure and monsters in MLP, but I think the comics are doing a fine job. Cartoony adventure and monsters are still adventure and monsters.It's too bad the endings to both arcs have been pretty meh so far, though. I'm sure with time and success of the comic Katie Cook will be a bit more bold with story directions.
What kind of DnD character does SA have?
>>12050782a pony should be.that's often.
>>12050795ASS TO THE FACE
>>12050799>not paladin>complete retard paladin that is literally a white knight
>>12050799A radical one.
>>12050799Himself, in the futureThe best part about being a nerd in Equestria is that you can actually BECOME your character
>>12050789Epic. Simply epic.
I prefer cute and not suggestive clothes
>>12050795can you do a gif of this scene?>>12045738
>>12050800ponies from Equestria who love longer
>>12050799He imagines himself as a girl priest.
>>12050837Got a link to the best rip?
>>12050831>I will never get to adventure
I always wanted to play a lich abrd but my dm never let me
>>12050875>Lich bard with skeletons playing backup routines and doing dancesDo want
>>12050835Those two things aren't mutually exclusive anon.
>>12050867NOT WITH THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE
>>12050864wasn't it this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ade-VyDI2cw
>>12050875I thought playing a rakshasa would be cool
>>12050831What if you wanted to be a Lesbomancer?
>>120509101. That's blocked2. I've seen fixed ones
>>12050910nevermindseems like most are dead
>>12050789>you will never be a memer
would mlpg play dungeons and dragons with shinyi would
>>12050924what's it's name?
>>12050933I like the comic about how Cadance made shiny like her when he was dating the zodiac pony
>>12050933>forced character developmentI hoped the comics wouldn't turn to shit this soon
Transformation thread?Transformation thread
>DnDfagsGo away, video game master race only
>>12050929even though i hate memes. i find myself using them way too much.
>>12050933Hell yes I wouldI hope he's actually a fa/tg/uy in comic, though, that it's not just a throwaway cover.
>>12050933>Chad Thundercock behind her, getting ready to give her the dick right then and there
>>12050952it can't be forced if there never even was any character development.
>>12050960She seriously hopes that people don't try to out do her.
>>12050898That animation is still one of the best things in the history of things
>>12050789>33 downvotesnot even reddit wanted to here that shit
>>12050895what if frilly saddle
>>12050933Oh hell yeah I would
>>12050971>implying he isn't already deep inside that lemon unicorn
>>12050952>complaining that underdeveloped characters are being explored in humorous waysAnd this is bad how?
>>12050977>here that shitsorry I couldnt help but point it out
>>12050933and the fixed version some anon made in the comic thread
>>12050957>vidya>nerdier than pencil & paper master raceIf you're going to run around pretending to be an elf, you might as well have some friends help ouy
>>12050999hasbro are trying to make you love their artifical characters
>>12050954>not transforming her mane into the style she wore during the coronationStep it up, senpai
>>12050995>implying he hasn't been railing Shining Armor for months
>>12050965I want to meet single mares.
>>12050782>>12050988saddles are so fucking unfshame we haven't seen one in so long
>>12051005I saw it a second after I hit submit, i'm bad with things like that
>>12050957What about cRPG's?
>>12050954>this canon confirms twilight can change back and forth to alicorn whenverGET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER HASBRO
>>12051026You 'avin a giggle m8
>>12051030>not checking before you postYour waifu would be displeased danny boy
Pony enjoys the anal.
>>12051010>DnD>Nerdier than Aroura,Dwarf Fortress,I.V.A.N and ADOMThe best part about video games is that I don't need friends to enjoy them.
>>12051012But I loved Shindig from the start
>>12051048Yes _he does
>>12050933>bunch of men playing dnd nude togetherthats like my dream every night
>>12051006>tfw no qt princess pony waifu who plays board games
>>12051055then you are already lost
>>12051022they are mostly in the backgroundCarrot Top actually wears them quite often
>>12051022Little girls don't like saddles.Only pretty dresses from now on.
>>12051077what a whore
>>12051076>>12051055we need more of these 2
>>12051060spoiler beef spoiler beef, everyone look at the spoiler beef
>>12050954Rarity will never give you horse shoes to wear for attending the GalaYou'll never fly through Cloudsdale during a night time wolderbolts showYou'll trot through the beautiful meadows
WAT HAPPENED?! DID TEX FINALLY GO TO EQUESTRIA?! SOMETHING ABOUT HATEANON?!
>>12051091My question is what we call these things they wear over their buttsThey cover pretty much nothing else, they have no saddle component and they are too short to be a dress
>>12051100>>12051102what the hell, the spoiler bars were there when i posted
>>12051099theres no way chickinbutt would be in that claustrophobic a situation. im starting to doubt this porn artist even watches the show!
>>12051098It's like she's inviting every stallion to sit on her back and ride her all around town.
>>12050819>implying the retard paladins are the Lawful Stupid ones
>>12051119It's a butt hat
>>12051118You didn't give him enough attention.It's all your fault.
reminder you should give pony a kiss
>>12051121[math]ur a faget[/math]
>>12051121if you want to spoil underscores you have to spoiler a space too
>>12051127Damn they are hotI want them asses
>>12051119A cutie mask
>>12051119It's what they wear when they're in heat and their mareparts are so red and swollen that everyone can notice them.
>>12051094>don't hit on my
>>12051145While fingering them?
>>12051154Oh, really anon?Which one?
Request #2: Rainbow Dash with way too long of hair
>>12051154Me too. Human or pony, I want them.
>>12051145But anon, we haven't even been on a date yet.
>>12051154They're sluts and pedos.
>>12051145Why are his pants down mommy? Is that what humans do when they kiss?
>>12051188why would pony ask that? They don't even wear clothes most of the time.
>>12051165if you add a space before the spoiler then a space inside the spoiler the extra space is removed so everything turns out looking okay
>>12051145Does pony like it when I kiss them with my pants off?
>>12051176It's awesome, thanks!>mfw I've gotten people to do like three requests today
>>12051176Pls draw Sweetie Belle riding a shetland pone.
>>12051170Either onePreferably Cloud>>12051181Good
>>12051185I have no objections to a foursome.
>>12051137>butt hatyou are genius anon
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN HEAT
>>12051212your taste in imaginary horse is awfulyour taste in real horse is awfulyou are just an awful person
>>12051242By blowing on them right
>>12051181That would be so awkward for him as a teen.
>>12051242A FRIEND WILL BE THERE TO HELP THEM BREED
>>12051154https://derpibooru.org/338545?scope=scpe94d688fbdf00459d5a6db5d1d8ed4c8a1ab2a864Well they have ass to spare
>>12051212Real horses are dumb and ugly.Sweetie Belle should ride on Scootaloo
>>12051251Pls draw Big Mac riding a Belgian Draft Horse.
>>12051251>Sweetie belle>BadI bet you like disabled fan girl don't you
>>12051280Don't trust anything that can devour a cloud
>>12051279>Tags>Impossibly large ass (506)See you in 3 hours
>>12051295>Heart EyesLITERALLY THE STUPIDEST SHIOTFUCK THIS DUMB FAD
>>12051297>tfw braeburned will never finish pank quest because people couldn't agree on if we wanted the lewd or the cute
>>12051295Thanks b->filenameFuck you!Thanks anyways
>>12051279How the hell do pegasi get this big
>>12051295His eyes weren't the only thing throbbing
>>12051280I forget. What was the purpose of covering Sweetie in glitter in that ep?
>>12051295I wish I was Human Rarity's pet pony.
>>12051312He'll finish it, he's just busy right now.
>>12051312But I decided I'm gonna do both
>>12051318pegasus ponies are big ponies
>>12051327>>12051329aw yissdisregard last feel
>>12051320Careful mate, you might make scruffy wake up and protect your job.
>>12051279>I posted it againI saved it the first time bud
>>12051320You're right. His kneyebrows
>>12051327I hope he's busy forever.
>>12051318Have you seen Rainbow Dash?Pegasi who don't live in cloud cities and don't go flying everywhere pack on the pounds super fastAdd to that all the free snack food the twins get by babysitting Rumble, and, well...
>>12051280YOU are dumb and ugly
>>12051331All ponies are big ponies
>>12051325me tooi'd do anything for her
>>12051362Did that guy get punted or what
>>12051364nuh uhsome of them are little ponies
>>12051325>>12051368Screw you guys, that's my schtick.
Are ponies real yet?
>>12051377Was that any good?
>>12051344honestly probably when convention season's over; i'm busy as hell til after bronycon
>>12051369Don't worry, it was just a 15 minute warning.
>>12051369Pretty much. Funny thing is, its supposed to be dramatic scene since its about to kill a crowd of people but you can't help but laugh
>>12051380What you gonna do about it?
>>12051382if they were real you could never get a pony gf. you would be reduced to going to a pony prostitute and pretending its rarity
i give up
>>12051388not reallyi would have preferred rarity gave spike a bj
>>12051382Ponies are real, but these are not the ponies you are looking for.
>>12051376>Applejack confronts Twilight over her obsession with overly huge books.png
>>12051396It made me lol no shit
>>12051405>pretending>implying Rarity isn't the pony prostitute
>>12051405>pretending its rarity>implying it wouldn't be rarity
>>12051400Nothing, because I have to go out.
>>12051408fucking hellI need to use the binary tool more to figure out how you do what you do with it
>>12051408Never give up!
>>12051408Ha ha, holy shit. Wind Waker Spike?
>>12051405Why would I pretend that it's worstpone?
>dead horse>visit pol>laugh harder than I have all dayWe need some new pony content soon
>>12051411Well dang. I hope we get something good soon with EG Rarity.
>>12051405you guys still dont want to play EoC right?
>>12051408>Virgin SacrificesGood luck finding any in Ponyville, poor guy.
has anyone played super lesbian horse rpg
What pony thing has made you cum hardest
>>12051456link it bruv.Gotta get my jimmy waxed.
>>12051408I really like the way this looks. He looks like a total smartass.
>>12051457applejack or acid
>>12051457the old pet transformation threads
>>12050799Im really enjoying the idea that SA is actually a huge nerd
>>12051496hyperspace hyperwars canonI don't even play any wargames but I still want this
>>12051457rarity fapfic where she forces anon to eat her shiti wish i was joking
>>12051504>not a gif of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0sSN9Y3vRs
>>12051512uhthis is foodscat, right?right?
>>12051517Equestria prevails managed to make pony guns look not stupidwell done
>>12051496i want to like it but it just feels like forced nerd pandering to me to sell comics to nerds.if there was ANY hint of this in the show i would be all over it
>>12051512That is the one thing I wouldn't do for RarityI say that, but I'm not sure I wouldn't if it meant being with her.
>>12051517>music player can I punch him
>>12051517>muzzleloaders>cassette player>in the same picture
>>12051408wait whatalso have you read the offical comics mangneto
>>12051547Well considering that he has a void for a personality, I don't mind it.
I checked the archive and one post from the Fluttershy blacktext got deleted before it could be archived.Also word-wrapping is a fucking bitch.
>>12051457A butt greentext when I was drunk and stoned, so it seemed incredible at the time. Then I went back the next day, read it, and was embarrassed at myself for masturbating to it.
>>12051552>horse drawn wagons>electronic DJ setups>in the same series
>>12051457The video of that guy with the obscenely large cock getting a blowjob from a real horse
>>12051575when you're horny, you'll get off to anything if it presses the right button
>>12051569i read the first one but couldn't be assed or care enough to find or read the others
>>12051527I like watching pony's butt when she walks.
>>12051598Yeah, it was absolutely huge. At least 8"
>>12051552>>12051587>not liking juxtaposition of technology in fantasy settings
>>12051605they're all on yayponies in the books section, if you ever change your mind
>>12051517I just realised that pony is listening to that Giddy Up song that was on that Hub ad a while back
>>12051605I know they're not really similar but this reminds me of JGR for some reason.
>>12051571my fear is his comic is going to be filled with videogame and epic gamer nerd references
>>12051457probably something transformation related
>>12051617Giddy Up song?I don't have the hub so I don't remember that, link me? I think I heard it on everfree radio though.
>>12051624they made a fucking trololo reference. there's no way they can go lower
>>12051608He could make a regular size mare cum with that thing
>>12051598those groans of ecstasy
>>12051624Didn't you see the cover?It's a Cook/Price one, not the guys who did the Dash and Fluttershy minis. It'll be great.
>>12051624I want to put my dick in that boy in the middle of that imageunless it's just a girl dressed as a boy, then i just want to viciously beat her.
>>12051118>WAT HAPPENED?! DID TEX FINALLY GO TO EQUESTRIA?! SOMETHING ABOUT HATEANON?!No clue what's going on with him. Maybe he's down. Hopefully he'll take a break and come back. I don't think it's rational (he gets tons of praise here), so I'm thinking it's emotional. Or he's rusing us for sympathy or something.
>>12051605Oh, okay. I was gonna ask you to draw Nightmare rarity, but if you havn't read the arc I guess it's a moot request
>>12051656>this shit againeverytimeOf all the weird shit I see here, i just cant hate this one. it is just so out there
>>12051659That's not so hard considering the most sensitive part of a mare vagina is only about 2 inches in.
>>12051674>>12051668Ah that one.
>>12051653i am pretty sure the insane clown posse meme joke in the aj micro is the worst
>>12051678 McFucking lurk more
>>12051664Why are Cook and Price so based?
>>12051702Don't get excited, there is no graphic sex
Which pony has the squishiest butt?
>>12051605You really should, they're on yayponies
>>12051700the ICP meme hasn't been relevent in 2 years
>>12051702i recognize that styleare all the characters like that?
>>12051687I would second a Nightmare Rarity request anyway. It's p gud and Nightmarity is damn sexy.
http://youtu.be/v6hTuRAbMGMYour daily dose of pony love.
>>12051716>he didn't find the easter egg
>>12051728Isn't that the artist who draws testicles on pony's hooves?
>>12051725fuckin' friendshiphow does that work?
>>12051686>first time we see tex-anon with emotion in a long time>he is sadgodspeed tex ;_;7
>>12051709I like to think it's because Price is basically one of uslike, in spirit or something.
>>12051730NMM is sexier
>>12051725whats your point? that makes it even worse.
>>12051738>implicatingI fucking decompiled it.
Be back later, but what would you guys want to see written/drabbled down:something involving Rarity and stinksomething involving DJ Acid vs Vinyl in a mecha that leads to a messy situationor something involving Applejack and copious amounts of facesitting
>>12051725I feel like the writer just didn't know how to write kids, because the rest of the comic is great.In terms of micros: Rarity > AJ > Pinkie > Dash > FlutterB^U > Twilight
>>12051749he certainly looks like what i image most of mlpg looks like
>>12051749What exactly is going on in this picture?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ougWHLT_95AI CAN'T FUCKING STOPTHIS IS SO BAD THAT IT MAKES IT SO GOOD
>>12051761Rarity and stinky colt cocks
>>12051770My nigga. I don't even know why I like it so much, but I go.
>>12051678http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/641/animal/mare-blowjob.htmlProceed with caution, this video got me into beast
>>12051749>implying price doesn't lurk here>implying Tess isn't ded because he was contacted by price and will draw one of the official comics
>>12051709Because they just are, anon, they know exactly what's up
>>12051761none of the above
>>12051779>implying that wasn't one of the funnest first year con shows this year
>>12051660Would you risk getting your dick bitten off for the blowjob of your life?
>>12051789where do you go for beast? that site barely has anything and 7chan/be/ was shut down for good
>>12051761If you're up for requests not on the list, I'd love some MILFy older rartiy doing sexy things.
>>12051775I believe somebody decided to show Mr. Price their novelty Trixie body pillow at a con. Humorous shenanigans presumably ensued.>>12051772Also what I imagine much of /tg/ looks like, which makes me hope for the SA comic.>>12051792Please, anon, I'd rather not get TOO hype.
>>12051822gaybeastcontrary to the name, it's for men with both male and female animals
>>12051761Something like this.
>>12051822I got the 50gb mare torrent from zoophilestracker, I think somebody stuck it up on TPB, not sure though. There really isn't a place for new beast content, it's posted very sporadically and most often in low quality. People aren't too keen on taking HD videos of themselves having sex with animals.
>>12051812there's probably board meetings at IDW and Hasbro where they give the writers a quota for memes. Because that's what bronies want.They've probably got their accountants breaking it down into dollars/meme.
>>12051856My mom has friends on Facebook who post memes, 50 year old women are talking about longcat now
>>12051825Oh god yes. I miss Snarky. His cougar rarity isn't really for fapping, but i love it still.
What is it about ponies that makes them so damn sexy?
>>12051792>Tess>good enough to do comicsTHANKS FOR THE LAUGH
>>12051761>something involving DJ Acid vs Vinyl in a mecha that leads to a messy situationI don't get it, what do you mean by messy situation
>>12051851>half dislikesFiMFiction is full of tasteless philistines. Darf is an artist.
>>12051876Man, I'm starting to know that feel. but with my dad talking about DEMOTIVATIONALS
>>12051880Yeah it blows, but most of the videos under 2 minutes are free, and they have 15 or so member-only videos for free every day.
>>12051818Do you have any idea how long a horse's tongue is? You wouldn't even need to put it in her mouth.
>>12051877He was just here the other day. He's running a quest I think.
>>12051876Exactly. Memes are a commodity now.Like porkbellies, or soy.
>>12051882Those big eyes, soft muzzles, plump behinds, and feminine hips. They're designed according to a golden ratio of fuckability.
>>12051877>That ringNot sure why that does it, but it isn't a cougar/MILF image unless you can see the ring.That aside this is the best rarity of this type.
http://d.facdn.net/art/smith6x7/1367381080.smith6x7_minigrow824-pub.swf>There will never be a pone flash like this
>>12051920Shit really? I think I remember him saying something like that, but it was ages ago.
>>12051916I think what they do is put their dick in the side of the mouth where they don't have teeth. What baffles me is how they train them to suck dick on command, they're actually sucking like a person would, somebody spent thousands of hours teaching that horse how to give blowjobs. He should give lessons.
>>12051964>The Horse Gagger
Pony is such a nerd XD
>Tex hates us nowDid... we do anything? Was there anything specific we did? Was there a feral hate anon or something?
>there's probably going to be magic in the new HTTYD movieimmersion ruined
>>12051955I have no idea what I'm doing
>>12051987Runs in the family, Twily.
>This will never continue
>>12052002Sometimes people just get sad. Just give him some time. He'll feel better.
>>12051964Actually if you pull a horse tongue to the side and outside its mouth, it will never bite down. One way to check the inside of its mouth on a whim.
>>12052007Pull down the levers to the rightPush the third button on the monitor at the left
>>12052008>that STRONK tailjob that has become an apple-family signature.
>>12052012GG's all about bugs and niggers now.
>>12052002just the general retarded nature of mlpg and its slow decay into ineffable shit
>you will never genetically engineer a super-intelligent horse who wants to have sex with you
>>12052021He cited more than sadness. He said he didn't feel appreciated by us. No clue what that means. He gets responses all the time. I'm wondering if it's something I said either here or in the sub. I made a lot of comments without fully thinking them through (which is typical of 4chan anons). Maybe something offended him.
>>12050799Ardent 10 / Fighter 1 / Illithid Slayer 9, plate armor, sword and board, Conflict/Guardian/Justice/Force/Good mantles. It's a total self-insert. Psionics because arcane/divine is for pussies.
>>12051964It swallows his load and stops sucking about 30 seconds after he cums, most people can't suck cock that well
>>12052038i'm glad. she's pretty damn cute. and better ice pack than those fucking twins. thank god they're ded
>>12052067>low poly dicks
>>12052067Has anyone made a decent 3d model of ponies yet? It doesn't seem like it'd be that hard...
>>12052077>twins>deadJust wait until you see my commissions.
>>12052012I thought the 8 page version was good enough
>>12052067B-But muh job...
>>12052072>doctor whoovesAnd I was actually going to save it.
>>120520823DPD3D pretty delicious
>>12052111This. They're not even subtle about it.
>>12052066>you will never genetically engineer yourself into a cuddly little pony who is content to fall asleep in master's lap
>>12052012>>12052077you're all wrong, there'll be more of them allprepare yourselves
>>12052115Damn, that looks fucking sexy
>>12052145A lot of dicks
>>12052134If you do a twins comic where they come onto the cakes I swear to god I'll love you forever
>>12052115>no full back shotNo unfs here, boss.
>Sentinel is buying people computershttp://arch.413chan.net/mlp12043435.html#p12044505What the fuck
>>12052158But how would the Cakes even react?
>>120521153D Pony Delicious
does anyone here actually like any of the official hasbro merchi think the plastic pony toys are ugly
>>12052174Mr. Cake would be apprehensive, and Mrs. Cake would really be into it.
>>12052166No one cares, fagtron
>people see pony porn>they get upset>because some of the characters depicted might be below the age of consent, hypothetically>the age of consent>of ponies>that aren't even real poniesThere are a lot of fucked up people in this fandom. But few, I think, more fucked up than the people who get pissed over foalcon.
>>12052166Pathetic.I wish I had an autistic boy to buy me stuff because I draw well.
>>12052193I like the blind bags.
>>12052166Tex didn't have a working one for a long while.
Seems the sub is looking for help with some improvements.http://mlpg.co/meta/res/5939.html
>>12052207Sentenal that doesn't mean you go out and drop months and months of pay to buy a new one for himUnless you're rich, then it's okay. It's only bad if you're Nanaki and actually need the money.
>>12052195What if it's MR. CAKE that was really into it?
who the fuck is sentinel
>>12051457The maregasm videos, my penis exploded, I've never seen that much cum at once in my life
>>12052203so start drawingmaybe by the end of the hiatus you'll start being good at it
>>12052233a weird guy who generally means wellI don't understand why he comes up so often in these threads, it's not like he draws or writes or anything
>>12052233do you even mlpg whoswho
>>12052235>maregasm videosgod damn you for this. I'll need a link or something.
>>12052233autist from /b/ threads who stalks female contributors and deletes threads halfway through
>>12051987What a dweeb
>>12052256it's actually pretty disgusting. the horse just pisses and farts really hard while being fucked
>>12052233A guy who helps the general out in, well, in general, what with archiving and the TF2 server and little things like that. Has a tendency to reply improperly to the wrong stuff sometimes, though, it seems.
unf unf unf unf unf
>>12052279what are you unfing to today, anon?
>>12052256I don't have them anymore. I remember they were titled "Jan's Mares" and the rar was "maregasm collection", if you search the titles on rs you might be able to find them
>>12052266>Spaghettilight SparklePLEASEI NEED MORE
>>12052285The unf, it spreads.
>>12052298If she was giving him a footjob this pic would be perfect
>>12052298I can totally unf to this.
>>12052298does she talk dirty? This is an important question for scientific reasons.
Would you rather get a blowjob from a personhorse or a pony? I'd go with the pony, the thought of those big glassy eyes looking up at me while they suck the cum out of me is too much
>>12052298What's with MLPG's obessesion with facesitting
>>12052339Pony, I care for them more than anthro.
>>12052339pony, but only if it's a marshmallow sentient ponyand i'd return the favor of course
>>12052338She verbally berates you and occasionally dabs at the pre oozing out of you with a fingertip
>>12052263what if hyperspermia afflicted zebra on the supplement stack
>>12052339Depends on the pony, and what they looked like in human form.for example. Fluttershy, in human form, blowign me while shyly peering from behind her hair would send my dick into overdrive. Nightmare Moon in pony form would do about the same.>>12052349Not speaking for all of MLPG, of course, but it combines my obsessions with big asses and giving oral service.
>>12052364>not with her socked toeLosing interest fast.
>>12052364fuckwhy is my imagination so vividi can almost feel this
>>12052349Butt themed fandom draws butt themed fetishists.News at 11.
>>12051598Liiiiiiiiink? I don't know if i really want this or not. Like a morbid curiosity
>>12052366>he was kidding>no one will ever believe him
>>12052376cum inflation is gross and weirdnot that I wouldn't gently fondle those swollen zebraballs, but still
>>12052339http://i.imgur.com/4IKG0jR.gifPonies are very attentive lovers, they love to lap at your head to lick up the salty pre you're leaking
>>12052411>sent understands what jokes areImpossible.
>>12052411>I WAS JUST PRETENDING >TO BE RETARDED
>>12052401See:>>12051789Don't bullshit me, everybody wants to see a horse sucking cock, it's like something you'd see at a freakshow, human oddities
>>12052440Milky route in Pokehidden's game when?
>>12052396She likes the way you gasp when she flicks her manicured fingernails against your head
>>12052411how do you feel about Acid
>>12052455Never, because he hasn't worked on it in 5 months.
>>12052440Sad thing is that if those teats/tits weren't so silly huge I'd like this pone. She has a nice design otherwise and her colors are good.Maybe she could have worked at a dairy farm milking cows or something...Just...why?
>>12052467Er, this is unusual, What kind?
>>12052388I hope they haven't been washed recently
>>12052467Force meme shit
>>12052484OH GOD IT'S STARTING
>>12052482Awesome, let's go watch Pacific Rim. I actually had two tickets and my friend couldn't make it.
>>12052488>implying she doesn't take perfect care of themshe's a wandering gypsy, she knows how important it is to keep her feet clean and fresh
ponk is tiredshe doesn't want to pone anymore
>>12052455When it's done.
>>12052489didn't ask you, eri>>12052484the dick kind
>>12052497It's great btw
Ho Lee Fuk
FUCKING PAPA JOHNSWHY CAN'T I STOP EATING YOUR CHICKEN POPPER?
>>12052480I can see you an ass man?Otherwise why you no like milky teats?
>>12052502Panka should sleep then
>>12052497Just saw it last night.Pretty good, all things said, except that Charlie the Scientist
So would R63 milky be a stallion with huge balls and hyperspermia?
>>12052480The person who ran that Banana pone blog made a cute picture of her that still has the tits, but still looks adorable. I like it as a TF2 spray: people who know about milky find it adorable, people who don't are baffled
>>12052516That report was ridiculous.
>>12052557No, he would be a perfectly normal stallion that keeps cows
>>12052557YOU'D LOVE HER THEN WOULDNT YOU
>>12052532I am an ass man, to be sure. Large breasts are all fine and good, but they look strange on her. Artificial, even for a talking pastel horse.
>>12052579Yes, actually.I have a thing for really big loads.
http://gigaom.com/2013/07/12/twitter-hands-over-user-data-in-good-jew-hashtag-controversy/Jews force Twitter to hand over User Information of posters critical of Judaism.
>>12052544Ponka can't. The thing is trippin on acid.
>>12052582>recording in portraitwhat the fuck is wrong with people
>>12051686I saw him boot up TF2 a few times, he just needs a break from ponying
>>12052584True.I'm an ass man myself but I can go either way.
>>12051812I actually giggled a little
>>12052620>check steam friends list>he removed me from steam toohuh, oh well
>>12052647nope, he's all naturalhe does spend a lot of time downing his own spunk, but that hardly counts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0JEmLEaVfw0>that familiar celestia suit
>>12052620Man Tex is retard good at TF2That or I'm just really bad.
>>12052670I am thoroughly convinced he sold his vocal cords to the devil in exchange for the greatest hands in the world.
>>12052670I can blame my ping all I like, but that doesn't save me from Tex and Kierz.Fucking Kierz.
>>12052698AJ that's disgusting, keep that kind of talk on your facebook
>Tex gone>WolfNanaki gone>GG gone due to catastrophic issues, not know yet it he will ever return>BCS goneis this the end of days
>>12052655well shit, same here
>>12052655>he removed me from steam tooHe got me too, I guess he just needs a break from everyone here.
Um guys what the fuck kind of sadist shit is this?http://youtu.be/ady5wUpIZDw
i reported this
>>12052670He's pretty good at Scout, never played against him while he was using the Engie. Dunno how good he is with the other classes though.
>>12052717>>WolfNanaki gone>the end of days6/10 you made me reply
>>12052749he always uses the Gunslinger
>>12052739Its actually really funny when you take into consideration that cartoon ponies don't die.But they do remember
>>12052761>ponies don't dieDYEWTS?
>>12052749he seriously wrecks with all of them
>>12052717>your second and last thingThere's no problem here.
The only downside I see with this Tex thing is that it will just encourage hateanons to shitpost more and keep driving off contributors.
>>12052760I can't play normal engi any more. It's too boring. Gunslinger 100%.
>>12052739I'm up for some brony trolling as much as the next guy but holyshit that's fucked up.>someone devoted himself to brony and show hate so much that they made a 3m short animationholyautism
http://pointblankfluffpistol.tumblr.com/image/55293708027I like it.
>>12052778Do you?We've never seen a pony die on the show.Only one pony already dead.dead as in already dead. Ponies don't die on the show, they die off screen
>>12052782it's an efficient waste of semen
>>12052781He wrecked my shit for two rounds straight as the scout.I just noticed he also removed me from steam as well...
>>12052812do not want
>>12052502CAN'T STOPCAN'T STOP THE PONK
Did something REALLY happen to GG?I hope not, he's my favorite guy on here.
>>12052670How good is he compared the Highwind?
>>12052866I played against Highwind but for some reason he doesn't stand out like Kierz does. I think he's good with scout too? I just don't remember
>>12052388>trixie footjobwhy isn't this a fic
>>12052862yep, check his tumblr, he says that he's leaving the internet
>>12052889>implying I didn't already check it and send him a message
>>12052852ohWelp, I dun goofed
>Tex was Wolf Nanaki the whole time
>>12052612I would a zebra loadI would a zebra's stack load
>>12052925I think I would try it once, just to see what it was likeno homo
>>12052889god, what a dramawhore
>>12052915but i thought nanaki lives in floridaor did i just associate him with florida because it looks like a penis?
>>12052925What about a zebra's hyperspermia stack load?
Pinkie please, why are you always doing that with your lipsIt was funny for awhile, now it's just odd
>>12052940He didn't actually say anything on any of his tumblrs.
>>12052815King Sombra Got DBZ'd
>>12052935I would suck off every marshmallow stallion just to taste all the varieties of candy horse semen
>>12052945No because a zebra with hyperspermia would be in severe pain and I don't want that.
>>12052925You couldn't a zebra loadunless you're like a fifty gallon drum
>>12052941You sound like /b/
Pinkie I'm worried about youYou're obsessed, it's not healthy
>>12052717Oh god what will we ever do without those shitposting attention whores.Well to be fair GG has mellowed out alot since he became a "regular"
>>12052876>>12052708>TF2Do we still play?
I think we've lost her, folks.Pinkie you've just gone too farDon't call me until you get better
>>12052980It's 250ml on average, and considering I wouldn't be able to make my mouth feel like a zebra vag, I doubt it would be much bigger.I drink cups in 1 gulp.
>>12053001Personally, I'm not a fanbut if that's what you're in to
>>12052984well i suppose it could be argued that everyone sounds like /b/ because every single thing that could possibly be said has already been said on /b/...but you were trying to be insulting so FUCK YOU!
>>12053010SureThe Greased Lightning + Bigg Mann on Campus looks so good on the Scout oh god
This place is really weird sometimes.
>>12052876Kierz was a beast at TF2, MLPG v Ponychan match was a blast with all involved and I'm genuinely sad that I have lost contact with many of them, shame that he doesn't pone any more
>>12053035Thanks for proving a point, I guess
>>12053053it's not THAT weird
>>12053047I'm partial to the marty mcfly jacket
>>12053010hell yes.>>12053054why don't we do that again? or maybe mlpchan?
>>12053012>forcing this ponut shit this hard
>>12052972>Anon goes around town sucking off all the stallions>"I-It's not gay! I'm just experimenting! I mean, it's just to see what it's like. No homo.">somebody points out he's drained nearly half the town's stallion's balls by this point>"They're all different! I have to try ever variety, don't I? Otherwise what's the point of experimenting?">"Nothing homo about it, jeez..." he mutters, before resuming ball-fondling
>>12053062I meant "A zebra with hyperspermia WHO WENT ON THE STACK". There's a limit to how much semen animals can store, and hyperspermia already causes pain if you miss a day of "draining".
>>12053099>"all the stallions taste the same and you know it">"..."
>>12053054>game was streamed>this part happenedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flJWPTMXWgk Holy shit that's a lot of views>>12053079The rivalry isn't there with any one I suppose.
>>12053099that actually wasn't me, though...though now that you mention itno homo
>>12053099>not sucking off your friends strictly as one friend helping anotheraint nothin gay about it
>>12053058oh it's you againi wish you the best of luck and hope you find something more fulfilling than starting fights on MLPG with which to occupy yourself one day.
>>12053079These days it's not so much us vs. ponychan anymore anyway./mlp/ has done away with that and now it's us vs everyone outside.
why aren't you watching digibrony, the brony oc who gives absurdly in-depth analysis of brony ask tumblrshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAryr8GwIxE&NR=1&feature=endscreen
>>12053150what are you talking about
>>12053164I used toAnd then I felt ashamed to.
>>12053099>Stallion cum will never be a perfect nutritionally balanced meal replacement for a human>You'll never earn a reputation as being the town slut>You'll never subsist on the cum of stallions that come visit you
>>12053164because I don't care about some random brony's headcanon of people's headcanons
This thread could stand to be purpler.
>>12053204But that's lavender.
>>12053164The only video of his I've seen is part of the one where confirms he's completely off his rocker with his multiple personality OC thing.
All pony massages end in blowjobs, it's tradition
>>12053126>"ah-HA! But how would YOU know that, if you didn't try them all yourself!">he continues, muffled "checkmate"
>>12053164>fans of the analyst of the fandom
>>12053128Wasn't there a video of comparing Ponychan strategizing with MLPGs stratergizing? Cause Ponychan was tryharding the shit out of everything and MLPG was just going NYAHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12053204THATS NOT PURPLE
>>12053277Nightmare Moon haunting Luna, being all snarky and generally a pest.
>>12053277totally hetero stallion blowjobs
>>12053256I remember the /v/ gofast match was basically them spamming VGTG until they decided to go ruin peoples' day.
>>12053295Is this purple?
>>12053318she's an alcoholic and a bad mom
>>12053185>Stallions gain nutrients from cuddling and frotting humans>you will never live in perfect synergy with your horsebando
>>12053277Pony playing with an Atari 2600
>>12053295purple you say
>>12053277Draw twilight sparkle transforming into a book.
>>12053353>that fucking cat
>>12053335Say that again
>>12053346I would still fuck that squelching mare though
Applejack would make the best mom
>>12053353>one month and some days to make a single update and a shitty flash game>70% of that time was lost making drama on the internet
>>12053240>"Of course I did, dear. But I'm not the human making a big about sexuality"
>>12053427yeah I'm getting ready to just drop the whole thingexcept for maybe the porn
>>12053427You have to admit, the drama was about as interesting as the webcomic is.>mfw that sick burn on Tom Preston and then he goes and slays AtrylHe's the hero we deserve.
>>12053461a big deal
>>12053461she caught herself before she said cock.
>>12053427it feels like he lost the drive to go on with it
>>12053473I think you were thinking about something else big.
I just spent a couple of hours reading my online history involving ponies, including whatever posts I can find from MLPG archives. God damnit, the first thing I'd do if I learned time travel is punch myself in the face.Anyway, anyone got any quick requests? I could take one or two quick ones before going to bed.
>>12053431>You'll never spend a day sucking dicks with Rarity>Fluttershy will never watch
need more VA feet
>>12053479do you think it will eventually end?
>>12053516No.The ride never ends.
GuysI think GG died.
>you will never be a drawfag's oc and lodge with them
>>12053427>>12053479>>12053516>Scootanon talking to himself
>>12053516He'll leave it unfinished
>>12053468oh I'd take Atryl over Kazerad any day
>>12053510What should she be doing?>>12053524Sorry, but I don't draw that kind of stuff.
>>12053468Where's this happen anyway?
>>12053564I don't knowyou got me
>>12053552>you will never get together with all the other oc anons and find out just who is the sluttiest mare
>>12053504Were you thinking of a big __O__
>>12053574theres no pictures of thatalthough I'm sure they're cute.
>>12053468i didnt follow it so i dont know what you're talking about, neither i care, if you go on around taking seriously what people say on the internet you're an idiot, kaz is no different>>12053516>note: katia died on her way back to her home plan...err... elsweyr>>12053553you can be a scootanon too, i mean its not like replicating the filenames is hard
>>12053564I'd like an AJ picture if you are up for it after the gilda one.I'll leave what shes doin up to your imagination.I like to see what artists do with AJ
>>12053556>I'd take Atryl over Kaz any dayYou'd take that dumb furry over a guy who's spent hundreds of hours making a free webcomic with absolutely no monetary incentive?
>>12053580it's rediv's oc
>>12053595>you can be a scootanon too, i mean its not like replicating the filenames is hardHow am I doing?
>>12053604I'm not convincedjust because she's a fat slut doesn't mean she's the sluttiest
>>12053580>find out just who is the sluttiest mare
>>12053543According to you guys GG dies every other day.
>>12053611I'm starting to hate you, so I guess you're doing it right
>>12053595I'M GONNA BE FEATHERWEIGHTANON
>>12053618SFM porn is the worst thing.
>>12053619I can't think of anybody else who would be sluttier
Pony wants to suck your cock and swallow that big load you've been saving for her
>>12053628but this time tex murdered him
>>12053603yeahis that a problem, NBS?
>>12053648I'm a girl.
>fucking scootashits shitting up yet another MLPGwhat a surprise.
>>12053648I haven't been saving any load for anyone. Is she perhaps thinking of someone else?
>>12053648>not saving your load in the bankFuck that pone im earning interest
>>12053603>>12053603I'd take a guy with amazing art skills who produces awesome shit ever day over a guy who updates a mediocre (and probably dead end) webcomic who barely updates once a month, yeah.And don't get into the furry argument, because Prequel's furry as hell.Oh, and don't get into a monetary argument either, because if Kazerad could make money off it, he would. And the whole reason for this recent drama is to grab some jew gold.
>>12053625she's not the sluttiestbut she is the biggest slut
>>12053661You don't have a name and a slutty OC, you can't be a girl.
I call dibs on Pipsqueakanon
>>12053638>SFM pony porn
>>12053625is she a cute slut or one of the types that are all "ALL OVER MY FACE"
>Nanaki's computer taken away>GG disappearsIn retrospect, I think this was all pretty obvious from the beginning
>>12053661Then pony wants to eat you out.Maybe you should 69.
Jessy's too spaghetti to be the slutty mareRose has an internet BFI mean it's gotta be Rediv
>>12053707Jessy has a nigger BF
>>12053716HAD a nigger BFHAD, Anonymous
>>12053727She's fucking Sanguinius.
>>12053716Had, past tense. Turns out he was a stereotype and was unfaithful so she dropped him like a bag of rocks.
>>12053701ctrl + F glitter glue
>>12053707I wonder if she can give good head
>>12053664>boohoo i dont like people having fun>why don't they post about pone? im going to shitpost 500 times about hating scootanons instead of posting pone!how about those ponies eh?scootaloo is best filly, sweetie belle is best for sexually
Hi MLPG! What pony should I draw?
>>12053676>Atryl>amazing art skills
>>12053701>>GG disappearsFucks sake, he was literally here YESTERDAY.
>>12053699I cant answer that for reasons
>>12053745WH-WHO ARE YOU?I'M SCARED
>>12053676You sir I salute you
>>12053682Can I be CMC VAs anon
REDIV IS A VIRGINsupposedly
>>12053757Mr cake. In college. Cake college.
>>12053754>scootaloo is best filly, sweetie belle is best for sexually
>>12053767so was tex, anonso was tex
>>12053792A college for cakes?
>>12053760then what is amazing art skills to you, anon?
>>12053803What's your point?
>>12053800she's a canon pony, I swearz
>>12053791pretty sure she's admitted to not being oneI might be remembering wrong
>>12053789I'll allow itBut only if I can claim donutanon
>>12053760>being able to consistently draw popular, high quality images in under 30 minutes>Not amazingYou have high standards
>>12053754That's not how you solve things?
>>12053831I mean penetrative virgin.
>>12053312http://i.imgur.com/mPkp8cB.png>>12053344http://i.imgur.com/wX7IIuF.png>>12053299have an idea for tomorrowgood night
>>12053800Do you even watch out for every briefly passing background pony on the show?
>>12053852>toeless socksYOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE
>>12053835those tiny masks are highly disturbing
>>12053795i didnt say we couldn't you crazy gook kid!
>>12053852>dont worry guys it has her cutie mark somewhere its Trixie
has eurobeat made a comment about this?http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/11/brony-convention-highlights_n_3580373.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
>>12053852Also, that is a pretty small cock.
>>12053815Not the typical anime styled highschool crap you bronies seem to oooo and ahhh over.I have standards.
>>12053845It's always Applejack because Kraut keeps forgetting her hat. One day you'll remember and people will ask for something else.
>>12053345I GOT ITGarble has a fetish for all things purple, which is why he let Spike in the crew so easilyBut not sex. Just the color turns him on
Atryl's a huge faggot who bitches about popularity on the few occasions where it benefits someone else more than him.
>>12053885Trixie just has big feet in my headcanon.
>>12053883Yeah. He thought it was funny but that he needs to learn less horrifying ways to move on-stage.
>>12053902>women with big feetThat crosses the line for me.
>>12053852I think it'd be pretty difficult to cum from a footjob alone, they look so unwieldyI would suck those sweaty toes all day, though
>>12053887trick questionI said>then what is amazing art skills to you, anon?>to youmeaning everything you said was your opinion, not facthave a good day
>>12053909eurobeat is so based
>>12053909which one is euro?
>>12053901>This is actually really well animated
>>12053902>Trixie with big feetthat's a lot hotter than it should be
>>12053845>http://i.imgur.com/wX7IIuF.pngthanks a bundle!
>>12053935Blue stripe shirt, ~0:50 and near end.
>>12053845>Why always meBecause waifuthank you
>tfw after 9 months of hiatus we finally get S4 just to end up being disappointed by Meghan
>>12053931Foot fetishism is completely ridiculous.
>>12053852why does she have an ankle tattoo?
>>12053931Footjob videos are really bizarre when the camera angle just shows a disembodied foot and penis. There's just something weird about the star of the shot being a big foot that's making a disembodied dick cum everywhere. To her credit, that does look like it felt really good.
>>12053975The music that goes with this what really does it for me
>>12053980because there are only two things an artist can do to make a humanized pone
>>12053975HE IS JAMMIN IT SO HARD I CAN'T TAKE IT
>>12053980She's a slut.
Remember when Equestria Girls came out? Yeah me neither.
>>12053938And then you realize oone of the directors and narrator is that annoying faggot who spent few months of his time forcing trixie eating pinecone le epic meme
>>12053852>not a stockingaw man
>>12054000The freeze-frame and "Keep on Dreamin' Bronies!!" was what got me.
>>12054024That is a terrible tshirt
NEXT WEEK NEWS ABOUT S4
>>12054024A Derpy shirt would have suited her better.
>>12053975He looks like he's rolling his face off, that glazed-over sort of grimace is a dead giveaway
>>12054032we've all done dumb things, anonquit living in the past
>>12053313truly, the last time /v/ was ever good
Excuse me I'd like an apple ponut please
>>12054046eh, there are worse
>>12053852>getting a footjob from human Trixie while she sits on your face and verbally berates youA fine way to die
>>12054048>season four of my little pony friendship is magic will contain ponies and pony-like things
Anyone want a gif of anything while I'm here?
>>12054076I really hope to see someone in that so I can punch them in the face for having terrible fashion
>>12054092Pinkie Pie's butt.
>>12054074but nex week is comicon, which means mlp panel, whichs means Meghan talking about how she ruined the show
>>12054092Can you cut Eurobeat out from here and put him on a transparent background?>>12053975
>>12054111You could just go back to being a kid again and enjoying any new episode
>>12054092did you post any gifs of the sugar lump rump bump?
Quick question:Does me having a thing for girls with stockings/kneesocks strictly mean that I've got a foot fetish? Feet don't do anything to me, but getting a footjob by someone who's wearing stockings seems really hot to me
>>12054107They aren't allowed to say anything. The first news you'll get will be in December.
applejack is lonely
The ending song to Rogue Legacy shouldnt be giving me feels.
>>12054128You have a footjob while wearing stockings fetish
>>12054131It's because Tex left her
>>12054111What was the video in question?
>>12054092yeah, make a gif of eurobeat dancing with ponies>>12053975
>>12054128Does it matter? I love footjobs where the girl has solid black stockings on, the cum shows up well on them
>>12054128Not at all
>>12054134I beat rogue legacy and my pc bluescreened
>>12054111>implying people still don't do thatIt's also as if people haven't heard of conventions before
>>12054099I'd need to look through every episode for a good scene.>>12054110That would take me hours.>>12054126
>>12054130but last year we got a preview of S3 at comicon
>>12054158That was the bosses final form
>>12054128Not at all.
>>12054173human Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon bumping butts>>12054164thx
>>12054173Draw Ponka riding a human saying "mush"
>>12054128Bare toes teasing your cockhead is better, but stockings are perfectly fine
>>12054186what he said
>>12054179This year you'll get a preview of Equestria Girls, Season 1
>>12054128You could always fuck her under the stocking
>>12053821>he doesn't know silver speed>laughingpegasi.png
>>12054205also with Silver Spoon like the one on the right
>>12054128>you'll never make Rarity blush
>>12054208I can't do this shit anymore
>>12054218>implying I don't
>>12054221a-anonyou know that silver spoon does things to me
>>12054223At least you can draw feet well.
>>12054208>>12054184>>12054152>>12054156Alright, I'm gonna tell my gf if she would be cool withher giving me a footjob while wearing stockingsThanks MLPG.
>>12054237>Princess Silver will never do things to you
>>12054234Its neat that she is the only pegasi with the almost exclusively unicorn mane style. Only other non unicorn that has it that I can remember is Rose
>>12053164he lost it when he analyzed why he has an OC
>>12054258Princesses have tiaras, not spoons.
>>12054271>almost exclusivelyare you high
>>12054221those 'princess' designs are so bad
>>12054281Ugly as fuck but what are they
>>12053831She said she's a virgin, but she's only given oral.
>>12054306Sweetiebot and Gypsy Pinkie
>>12054306fans of the fans of the fans of the fandom
I'm really worried about GG.
NEXT POSTER IS THE NEWEST ALICORN PRINCESS OF EQUESTRIA
>>12054340>emergency exit in papyrusburn it to the ground