Why aren't you awake already?Sleeping pony: >>12014561
>>12018761Fuck you Applejack, I think I will go to sleep nownot everybody can work as hard as you, you beautiful strong mare...oh please hold me in your strong pony hoofs and never let me go
We linguistics now.
>>12018761>please wake up
can we get back into the world building please? I was kinda enjoying it
>>12018788>You will never have a perfectly unambiguous conversation with lojban pony
one day I'm gonna cum in a pony's mouth
>>12018761But I am awake!
>>12018788Raspareymny zdravustajte,akoszto naarod uustaviicny,do beehu sa daajte, daajte,opraszte kuuly zaabitee.prichazie casy utrpenie,protoszto maame co dielati,equu uspesne zachranie,to net praace kazdodeenii.bez priprav a bez uuhonu,ako naarod vzstaniemie,do boju, prosit bohinu,kaat se, doufat pevnie.za vuuly bohiny, do boje!na spiech nemaame, pomalu,prospiech naarodu obhajujme!pro dobro vseho equstranskieho,protie grifnu ajejch praatelsvieu,my bojovatie muusime, hrde,akoszto naarod equustranskyy!meczem czi siavlii, krvii czi potem,v bojiech nepadneme, za svou vlastbojovaati puujdeme i nesvaarem,pro vsziechny priatele past.do beehu sa daajte, daajte,opraszte zbraanie zsieleznee,vieczer buude krvoproliitienezpociatelnie, pln utrpieniee.grifanscie zazsiou boliest,akou jest nezaziely century,priepravit pro nie lest,to jest naasz uukol a bury.za vuuly bohiny, do boje!na spiech nemaame, pomalu,prospiech naarodu obhajujme!pro dobro vseho equstranskieho,protie grifnu ajejch praatelsvieu,my bojovatie muusime, hrde,akoszto naarod equustranskyy!Have fun with that.
>>12018821I want to discuss princess ascensionI believe alicornication is the right of all ponies
>>12018835hmm now that anon mentioned it, it does kinda look a bit Slavic
>>12018842One becomes an Alicorn once they do fuck all and it is suitable to the execs.
>>12018835I understand this and it sounds horrible
>>12018842>pony democrats start demanding that Celestia turns all of them into Alicorns
>>12018856NEIGH NEIGH WHINNY
>>12018842i dislike you anon but i respect your opinion
>>12018835>grifnu>grifanscie>equstranskieho>zbraanie>equustranskyy repeatedAw shit
You know we romanticize pone but some of them can be real cunts much like humans.Ex: pony cutting off fluttershy in line and smacking her in the facehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LRucoIcmww
>>12018835AKOSZTO NAAROD EQUUSTRANSKYY
>>12018855Once Cadence became an alicorn she married a handsome unicorn and participated in the liberation of the Crystal Empire
>>12018871Flutterbitch gives me a huge boner
>>12018788Where's that from?
>>12018871That same pony probably fell over a bridge or got murdered horribly later that day.See: windingos and pretty much everything else.
>>12018871>he found evidence of jerkish ponies in MMDWwhat, do you want a fucking medal or something?
>>12018882Cadence = prettiest princessYou know this in your heart of hearts to be true
>>12018893'scuse me, I meant Merriwhether episodeI shouldn't be awake, sincere apologies
>>12018895But it isn'tCelestia is prettiest Princess
>>12018871>that evil grin
>>12018871>Fluttershy will never unleash Flutterbitch when you fuck sometimesShe'd be an even better waifu then
>>12018876AJ put your details back on your scaring applebloom
>>12018908Linky, how could you!
>>12018908Shoeshine/Linky only became evil when people kept photoshopping Bonbon and Carrot Top over her.
howdy gangwhat's the good word
>>12018925we princesses now
>>12018908it must of been that time of the month for linky if she was to act like a total bitch
oc of friend>>12018925jesus
>>12018895granted she does look beautiful and cute her character and personality could use some work
>>12018925Hey DarfI liked you hourglass fic
Would you love Fluttershy more if she was a xanax popping zombie who could finally function socially, despite being a chemically blunted, tranquilized mess
>>12018944that's ugly as hell, also get some antialiasing in there
>>12018954only if she would introduce me to her doctor so I could join her in being productive
>>12018954No. The undead need to be destroyed.
>>12018960I tried to make a better version, but the only decent program that can make fonts crashes after five minutes.So yeah.
>>12018908All blue colored and red eyed pone share a bit of bitch attitude. pic relatd:
>>12018954well, we'd certainly fit in together
>>12018972white coat/blue eyes master race
>>12018972>implying they aren't all her in costumeShe's an actor in a show, dummy. Of course they all look similar.
>>12018946rad>>12018933can i use this one?
>>12018954It's not possible for me to love Fluttershy any more than I already do
>>12018995It's trueMost are unicorns though
>>12018997okay then dingus khan, how did she go from being a filly to full grown pony in 1 episode? explain that
>>12018954>ponies addicted to prescription drugsThis would be funny if it wasn't so sad and true, the rich suburbs are all full of overmedicated zombies now. Granted, I love my Neurontin, Xanax, and Norco scripts more than I do my family, but it's not much of a way to live.
>>12018933>you will never be a pretty princess and a total cockslut
>>12019010She wasn't a filly, it was actually a normal her on a really big set
>>12018954YepI'd help her with her job if she needed it
>>12019007"Good boy ange, mommas so proud!"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4bx1lptzcAThat line gives me a boner.
>>12019009Do you think she gives blowjobs to all the invalid patients who can't masturbate by themselves
>>12019023>you will never be a pretty princess's pet stallion
>>12019023>You will never be a pretty princess supplying cock to all the cocksluts
>>12019025okay then, how does she hide her wings? do they come on and off like a clip on tie or something?
>>12019031What no, you're not going to die from lack of masturbating
>>12019044>you will never be both at the same time
>>12019049i can confirm this is a liei'm still recovering after my last withdrawl
>>12018989right to left
>>12019049i wonder if pony hospitals are as grim as the ones here in the human world...
At least pone comics don't have NTR like sonic comics.
>>12019037>you will never snuggle up with your pet stallion>you will never have him spend most of his time with you balls deep in your pretty princess marecunt
Well, here's a sketch of a cute little pony riding a cute little bike.
>>12019067I wish I could remember the name of that.
http://i.imgur.com/lxXuLpW.jpg>humanized nightmare raritymydick.
>>12019089All I can think of is the Mouse and the Motorcycle
>>12019099But anon, that isn't your dick.
>>12019099I want to lick her feet
>>12019099OH GOD IS SHE OKAYTHAT GAPING WOUND CANT BE HEALTHY
>>12019075>His job is just to fuck you>When ever you're idle and alone he's expected to mount you>You'll never read a book while he pounds the shit out of you>You'll never grow accustomed to the sex, only being distracted by the orgasms
>>12019114>tfw chrysalis will never lay eggs in your urethera
>>12019067I'm always amazed by letters like that. I don't think I'd ever be able to write something readable in an appropriate amount of time if I used them.
>>12019092I haven't named it yet.
>>12019067Is that Korean?
>>12019089it's pretty cute I guess
>>12019129There's this really similar script that simplifies writing into something that kind of resembles writing on a mobile phone. The top is either A, B, or C, bottom is T, U or V, etc.And google isn't helping
QUICK POST THE LAST PICTURE YOU DRAW
>tfw you find a new blog that caters to your fetishes but the art is awful
>>12019155>tfw you have terrible fetishes
>>12019174>tfw you don't have any terrible fetishes
>>12019103I've never heard of that before. Makes sense I guess.>>12019139I thought so too.>>12019154See>>12019089
>>12019119>you shudder and climax as he groans, flooding you with viscous semen>he fills you fat with cum before slumping atop you, exhausted>your horn glimmers as your magic rejuvenates him and has him grunting and rutting you like he's been without for weeks
>>12019183its very cute and i liked it
Pony said Anon is shit
>>12019188>"you know, I got breaks when I was in Celestia's basement"
>there will never be northern pass ponies that dress in fur coats
>>12019192>weird obsession with being stuffedEvery time
>>12019192Do you think that 8" is enough for box pone?
>>12019192Oh wait no it was this one
>>12019123>>>12019132Inspired by it but of course it isn't as smooth or sensible as the real thing unless I change words and grammar structure. I've only been using it as a cipher for English language sounds so far.
>>12019224>Zebra looking like a criminalOh wait that's how all Zebras look like
>>12019192That style is adorable
>>12019118what are you on about?
>>12019188>viscous semenIsn't semen normally viscous?
>>12019231But that's hot beef
what's with this weird language? is LK plotting something again?
>>12019249LK is ded, anonlet it go
>>12019118Looks fine to me
>>12019215>>12019218Box pony stuffing greentext when
>>12019154But it's shipping
>>12019259This looks copied from a rarity and fluttershy picture
>>12019154My most recent one was posted last thread. Have this instead.
>>12019270Is it a shitty ship?
>>12019278seriously, that tit looks like a giant pig
>>12019265>moving day>putting all your stuff in to box ponies>putting all the box ponies in to the truck stallion>no one wants to unpack when you get to your new place
http://wiki.piratenpartei.de/BE:Wahl-_und_Gesch%C3%A4ftsordnungCheck out article 9.14
>>12019278I am willing to support her in whatever she wants to do
>>12019235Candy pony semen is more like molasses or mayonnaise, depending on the pony
>>12019265How would you satisfy her insatiable lust for a thick dick?
>>12019278more princess humans when
>>12019295>mayonnaisefuck every single thing about that.
>>12019281I dunno, you tell me.
>>12019278that nose makes her look like a monkey
>>12019311but humans ARE apes
>>12019318and apes aren't monkeys.
>>12019310Well seeing I really don't care about Renne quest I cannot say if it's shitty or not.
>>12019310Good heavens, I do believe I've caught a case of the vapors!
>>12019310I though you didn't draw that stuff LK, or just not fat renne
>>12019265>box pony finds your Bad Dragon stash>you come home to find all your sex toys neatly packed away>box pony has a dazed, silly grin on her face
Oh well, I don't really have anything like a quest I'd use this in, so this is the last bit of gibberish from me.
Good morning, class.
>>12019353it's funny because if she tried to walk in that outfit everything would be ruined
Earth ponies are the ugliest ponies overall and have the lowest number of pretty poniesThis is a fact
>>12019310lk draw female teenage dragons pls>bedwettingflutershy.png
>>12019358I think that's the point
>>12019362That's a given.The real contest is if unicorns or pegasi are prettier, and I'm going with the winged ponies.
>>12019224Go to bed.
I think I would have sex with every single female horse in FIM, I can't think of a single one that I wouldn't fuck
>>12019294She wants to do you
>>12019300Sorry, this is all I got for now, Princess Silver Spoon for a belated AA bday gift
>>12019386I'm going to vote with UnicornsBut honestly both races are so pretty that the difference is almost nonexistent
>>12019399I love it
>>12019407>ideal humanized twist.png
>>12019331It's been a while, I figured I would throw you guys a bone.http://i.imgur.com/inFxEHj.png
>>12019404I dunnoRarity is a very pretty horseI think she might push unicorns into top spot
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>12019436I love you
swag is for boys class is for men
>>12019439but she's not even the prettiest unicorn
Guys I think the pony is hurt what do I do?
>>12019452select the pistol
>>12019444Are boys also for men?
>>12019452treat for shock and call a ponebulance
>>12019451anon plsthat unicorn used to be a man.
>>12019452>select your pistol, then select your horse
>>12019442What happens when Twilight starts dreaming about this?
>>12019462>i got swag>but she wants a gentlemanbut all you've got is swag, you little shit.
>>12019465what's your point?
>>12019461So guys I just started watching and I'm wondering, is the yellow one autistic?
>>12019491Ghost of MLPG past plspls
>>12019491No, she just has crippling social anxiety.The purple one is the autist.
>>12019436What the fuck is this?It's too cute, I can't fap to it...
>>12019521pony sex is almost always cute, even if a dog is involved
what if pony declared jihad on human and earth?
>>12019513EA plsDon't go
Anything I missed in last 3 threads?
>>12019532what's pony going to dosnuggle me to death?
>>12019575some new drawings and a hilarious filename or two
>>12019577Stabbing is more eficient
>>12019575LK finally broke down >>12019436
>>12019595Pffft. how new you are?LK been drawing pony porn since forever.
>>12019604I think it was about porn with the characters from his quest
>>12019048She just wears a blue skintight shirt over them.Bam.
>>12019604But they're his quest characters that he said he wouldn't draw porn of
fuck gay earth
>>12019534Don't worry. I won't.
HAPPY FASTING, MLPG
>>12019652>never going>always coming
>>12019650Didn't you get the memo Anon?All the ponies have smooth, featureless crotches.
>>12019670But anon, coming is your job~
>>12019674LIES AND SLANDER
>>12019668>implying its daytime>implying bacon isn't delicious>implying religion of peace
>>12019674Doesn't mean that I can't use their thighs. It's just as good.
>>12019674but they have absolutely wonderful mouths.
>>12019688It's true, look
Would you max a social link out with a pony?Which one?
>>12019674I would do many things to that buttock.
>>12019738Do you mean making her groan and spurt on your command?
who's on your filter list?
>>12019777a couple of tripcodes I don't recognize
>>12019794Ah, I see. Watching her grow more and more gravid with each passing day?
>>12019777>ponying on easy mode
>>12019792A bit early for bedtime.Or is it really late?
>>12019811Late. Really, really late.Now goodnight for real this time.
>>12019806>>12019801>>12019795Good... good. you pass the test.Keep it up anons
>>12019829Why is Sweetie always so upset?
>>12019845Because her jammies don't match
WHIP OUT YOUR BIG THROBBING PONER
>>12019860I've only got a big throbbing boner
>>12019845she's a very grumpy pony
>>12019866How big is big?8" big?
>>12019874but how is the egg floatingand what is she looking at
>>12019871>hipster SweetieIs there any more?
>>12019860whop your wad on the counter
tiarawhy le XD nbc throbbingif you can read this you are a strong mlpg poster who dont need no man
>>12019874Whatever happened to speccy?
Pone now looks like this.Do you still want to go to Equestria?
>>12019933What if they looked like this instead?
>>12019940Everything else in this picture is just awful
>>12019940Then I start wondering how they are even able to walk.
I am just going to leave this here.
>>12019974>tfw no flugelhorn.
>>12020001Straight haired pinkie is so cute and sexy.
>>12020038put that thing away, lyra
>>12020010How could those even hold what they are supposed to
>>12020041She can't put her butt away.
>>12020044They're not supposed to hold it. Just bulge lewdly.
>>12020051I really doubt that would even happenoh god why does that turn me on
>>12020049well she can certainly stop sticking it out like that
>>12020055Don't fight it.Just imagine that fabric straining, her attributes spilling out all over~
>>12020057She can't though, her booty won't quite.
>>12020062that website has had references to ponies in the pastthis isn't anything new
I LOVE YOU PONY WAIFU AND I WISH YOU WERE REAL SO WE COULD BE TOGHETER
http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/1i1q26/bad_news_guys_sweet_apple_acres_con_is_cancelled/>cancel con one day before it happenstop lel
>>12020075>slightly out of synch with the music I'm listening toweak
>>12019031How would an equine masturbate in the first place, regardless of health?
>>12020133>that tara strong tweetThis fucking fandom
>want to post image>duplicate file error>check where it is>in an image dump thread>to top it off it's an unrelated image to the image dump thread
>>12020161>not making a tiny bit of edit or increase/decrease image size
>>12020161>not linking the image>not cropping off a row or column so it can be posted>crying about it
>>12020165IT WAS AN EDITED VERSION TO AVOID DUPLICATE FILE ERRORS
>>12020167It's kinda annoying to be honest. It's goddamn stupid. >Hey guys let's have the second dump thread about x pony now for no reason
>>12020161One day I'm going to make a script/program that edits a single pixel in the corner to a slightly different colour
which pony is best pony
>>12020186your favorite pony
>>12020178You can already kinda do that with photoshop, and I think there are other programs which do similar things. Batch resize is definitely something that's widely available.
>>12020186sun pony is best pony
>>12020178Aren't there hex editors for images anyway?Also wouldn't it be easier to edit the metadata of the image or imbed a text fill containing a random number?
>>12020186Here's the official list
Your favorite pony just called you a bitch ass nigga and wants to know if you are free Friday to see a movie.
>>12020202Who made that shit list?
>>12020203Is it Pacific Rim or Monsters U?
>>12020206What, are you a brony or something?
>>12020203I ask her why she gotta be disrepectin'
>>12020202I don't like that list.
>>12020211we all are anon
>>12020211are you not?
>>12019984what is this is this a butthole
>>12020206>Celestia 2nd>Luna 16thI'm not sure...
>>12020210i hear world war z is good
>>12020202This list is total shit.
>>12020222Celesita is a huge brony pony
>>12020225just like your taste in clothing brands
>>12020224How much did they butcher the book?
>>12020133Thumbing through the reddit comments, I'm surprised to see people making sense. There really shouldn't be twelve plus cons. The actors are being asked the same questions at every con, and that's got to be boring. And that nothing should expect to be as big as let's say three flagships.Then someone jumps in to say no their con is going to be great and nothing like the one hundred other cons that shouldn't exist, and so his totally should exist>no guys, this stripper is really into me. I can tell
>>12020218>>12020217Wait, aren't we all 12 year old girls?
>>12020215THAT'S ALMOST AS WORSE
>>1202023512 year old girls can be bronies
>>12020238>Almost no screen time>Only relevent thing she did in S3 was turn Twilight into the alpha brony ponyseems pretty brony to me
>>12020244See, you're using "brony" as a synonym for things you don't like again
>>12020222Maybe Bronies recognize how useless Luna really is.
>>12020245stop being such a brony
i wish i was having sex right now.
>>12020251But I don't like Luna
brony should brony brony
>>12020234Really you just need 2 cons and be done with it. Really I hope someone manages to organize them. If not we'll get 40 cons out of which 39 won't happen because no funding and the last one will be shit because no one will want to go since well if the other 39 fucked up this one will too.
>>12020252I wish I was riding pony into battle right now.
>>12020252i wish apples
>>12020253well that would make you less of a brony than liking celestia or twilight
>>12020245This sandwich is bronyYour taste in music is so bronyThe 3/5ths compromise was totally brony
>>12020264Says a brony
>>12020267>using brony incorrectly
>>12020252I wish to be the little pony
>>12020273Yeah, stop doing that
>>12020258I wonder how other fandoms deal with this. I don't think there are homestuck conventions. Star Trek conventions? Are there a lot of those?
>>12020257>tfw Brony will never brony you.
>>12020277you first brony
>>12020234Even the fucking Sonic fandom is better than this. There's really just two conventions; one in Europe (Summer of Sonic) and one in the US (Sonic Boom) and both are actually supported by Sega.
YOU ARE ALL DOUBLE BRONYS
>>12020284no u brony
>>12020280From what I heard at the beginning Star Trek was in the same situation. Cons everywhere till most of them finally collapsed because no funding since there were so many choices and after that all of them finally organized themselves and only made a con or something
>>12020198>>12020192The point is to have something drag and dropOr even shell integrated so you just have to right click and select "create dupe" or something>>12020198Metadata is ignored
How many ponies would pony cuddling anon cuddle if he was given an offer to cuddle ponies?
>>12020296I'd rather cuddle a kangaroo
>>12020290>pffft ahahahhait's really not all that funny that all the stupid shit we're saying is being archived for forever,I look forward to becoming a prominent individual and then having a my little pony simulator video played against me
>>12020296>>12020302These assholes could probably knock my head off my shoulders
>>12020310not if you were Australian.
>>12020310They'd probably disembowel you firstthey do that to dogs by kicking them until they burst open
I wish you guys weren't so lewd while I was asleep.
>>12020316What's so great about Australians, eh?
>>12020324I wish pony would be lewd with me
>>12020286>Sonic Conventionsthat's actually pretty cool. i thought someone said a while back that Hasbro was trying to get in front of their staff's participation in the cons, but that was probably just a troll. if Hasbro said, ok, here's the two cons, and that was it. that was all anyone employed by them could attend, well, problem solved. i totally understand their not wanting to get involved, though.>>12020292i figured this was a sort of organic thing where we're basically waiting for this thing to die on its own, but i feel for the vas and writers
>>12020331They no how horrible it is to be killed by Kangaroos so they just let the other wildlife kill them first
>>12020331Spiders for breakfast.Dropbears for dinner.
Which pone is canon Australian
>>12020346is that some loira in a fancy hat?
>>12020346Fancy hats are so last season.
>>12020331Natural selection.The average Australian need to be able to survive scorching heat, deadly insects and vicious wildlife.
>Diamond Tiara>Not making out with a clone of herself
>>12020366and all most of them do is piss off to the coastal cities
>>12020368I think the worst part is that someone faps to those horrid models
>>12020368>people find this hot
>>12020347It would be Discordbecause he's a criminal, just like where he came from!
>>12020368>Silver Spoon>not making out with a clone of Diamond Tiara
>>12020369Right. To contend with sharks, stonefish and other Australians.It's a treacherous country, anon.
>>12020368>Diamondspoon >not Diamondbloom
pony will never pony pony
>>12020383What? Pony ponied pony just yesterdayWhere've you been?
Okay, so you can go to Equestria on one condition.You have to watch Jaws, then be dropped off at the farthest part the Red Triangle, San Francisco. During prime Great White Shark feeding times. You have to swim back to shore.The Red Triangle counts for 40% of all Great White Shark attacks in the U.S., and 1 in 10 world wide.Do you accept?
>>12020347>FiM will never be a british series>the ponies will never have different accents from all around the commonwealth
>>12020396GOOD THING I'M NOT BLEEDING PROFUSELY.
>>12020396pfft, all I have to do is beat off a shark?no problem
>>12020382Apple Bloom has eyes for another, though.
>>12020396sharks are greatly overestimated as a threat.that being said, i don't think i could swim that far.
>>12020396I can't even swim, but I'll do anything for my waifu
>>12020406PRIME FEEDING TIMESWHICH MEANS LOTS OF DEAD SEALS AND OTTERS IN THE WATER
>>12020396I would more likely drown from exhaustion then get mauled by a shark so I'll take my chances.
>>12020408>beat off a sharkMT plslewd.
why is everything apples
apples is you and me, apples is everything
>>12020396Give me naval equipment and maybe a hammer, and sure.
>>12020421Because to know apples is to know happiness.
>>12020421>>12020425BUY SOME APPLES, CUNT
>>12020427>Applejack will never be a shrimp farmer who gets drafted during the Vietnam war
I lost 3 pounds in 2 days.Why aren't you exorcizing?
>>12020442Because I don't have any demons in my house
>>12020442Because not all of us are possessed by 3lb demons, anon.
>>12020442weight fluctuates up to 7 pounds a daymeasure your weight at the same time every day to get proper weight measurements
>>12020442>why aren't exorcising Because I dont have satan conspiring to make me fat
>>12020442Drink more water cunt
>>12020439how did that parallel never occur to me
pony is now traveling at warp factor 4
>>12020454I do. Every day at 8 PM.
>>120204743 pounds in 2 days is kinda muchyou drinking enough water?
>>12020462it only just now occurred to me
>why aren't you awake alreadyWell OP, it is 5 in the morning and I really should be getting to sleep. Though this question has made me a little nostalgic, as just two summers ago, it was around this time I would be watching my little pony episodes, having just gotten into the show and wanting to keep it a secret from my family and friends.
>>12020478About >2500ml on average.
>>12020502>tfw you will never watch the episodes for the first time again
>>12020508shit dude I don't speak metric
>>1202051810 cups per day.
>>12020521ohwell alright then, keep up the good work
>>12020508ten zebra's worth
>>12020518good thing you have the internet to convert that shit for you, huh?http://lmgtfy.com/?q=litres+to+gallons
>>12020524Yes, you got the joke.Have this zebra as a prize.
>>12020528But she doesn't have a penis!She can't >250mL!
>>12020527well anon already told mebut thanks for nothing i guess
>>12020534There's a potion for that.
Good news MLPGAlmost done finalizing this design. Gotta name for her now.All I need now are votes on either A or B. I don't think I've ever been this torn on a creative choice. On the one hand I like how the lighter-toned face contrasts with that dark chocolatey hue for her hair. But then the tanned face in B with the blonde is just, man. Which ONE.Also, design B may need a recolor on the shirt and shorts to have the contrasts work better.
>>12020541Which pony is this?
pony pony pony horse pony pony pony
>>12020509No, but we will be able to watch new episodes for the first time... and who knows, maybe 4th season might be good?oh who am I kidding
>>12020543It's not pony related. You can just report him
>>12020543it isn't a pony.it's a monstrosity.
>>12020541>NoraNow, where have I already seen that design....?Oh, yeah, now I remember!
Pony want's to sting your bumble bee.
Smile Smile Smile
>>12020535it just pisses me off when people cry about not knowing something when they have the internet right in front of them.
>>12020442>Eat less salt for a few days>I LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT. I AM THE BEST AT EXERCISEAnon plsI can lose 20 lb in a week if I just want to dehydrate myselfYou would need a calorie deficit of 5000 per day to pull that off
>>12020560you should see a psychiatrist about your antisocial behavior
>>12020552God no. Aside from the pear shape, which is handed out like candy to almost every girl in every cartoon, I'm not seeing any real resemblance.
>>12020562No, it's possible to lose 3 pounds in 2 days.especially if he's the 300 pound anon
>>12020563You are a bad person.
>>12020568>300lb anon>Rides 5 miles a day>Goes to Wendy's afterwardsIt's definitely water then
>>12020576He said he drinks 10 cups a dayand he said he eats a saladhave you seen the nutrient macros on their new berry almond chicken salad? it's really good for wendys
>>12019070>>12019070>implying she won't be dead after the crossoverShut up I know about the redesign.I wonder if the pone comics will ever get to their dark ages.
>>12020579Stop what? You're the one replying and being antisocial for no discernible reason.
>>12020590I don't think that's how jeopardy works.
>>12020590What is an ending
>>12020571Nah, they're cute stubby paw-like hands to give her a cuter appearance.
>>12020597happy now faget?
>>12020600Hehehe look, this guy is retarded.
>>12020286There's apparently going to be one in Russia or something. pretty cool.I wonder if we'll get to see Sonic Boom at SoS or SB this year.
>>12020590What is ABACUS
>>12020598Stop.You're shitposting and you know it.I am going to leave now and you are going to continue shitposting. Please try to at least slow down.
>>12020601They are gimpy little hands that I don't want near my food.
>>12020580If he's eating less salt (which is likely if he just stopped eating shit food full of salt, fat and carbs) his body will piss the excess salt and water out regardless of how much he drinks
>>12020623We're both shitposting. And you started it when you decided to jump in with your "hurr just google it" shit.I'm glad you're stopping, though.
>>12020627Someone needs to tell fluffy to get rid of mlp character sticks/items in his shop, that's copyright infringement.
>>12020617I want this fanon to be canon in the comics or S4.I thought it was cute.
>>12020649It was goodish but really I don't see ti anymore. Doesn't really fit Luna
>>12020659Yeah, that was a S1 Luna thing.
>>12020627but show Chrysalis doesn't have an assor is that supposed to be the joke
You guys all need to back off, they are MY LITTLE PONIES!
>>12020659i always saw her as somewhat out of touch with the current world, dismissve of many changes and a bit of a recluse
>>12020683I'm a rich attractive straight white maleThey're clearly my little poniesEverything is mine
Do you like any fanon?
>>12020693I hate everything
I want pinkie to put on a hat like this in the show in s05.
>>12020685>>12020692Pls, pls.All the ponies are MINE.
>>12020700Did that cat just...?
>>12020692Too bad you're not white
pony just blipped
>>12020705DON'T BE FOOLED>>12020709DAMN IT ANON
>ads are at the END of youtube videos now toojesus christ
>mfw professor assigns an out of print textbook that's impossible to acquire
>>12020731what if pinkie monetized herself and started playing ads before every party?
>>12020736you have boobs?You're a horse?!
>>12020731They must think people are REALLY stupid.
>>12020739>they're ads for more parties
Is boku no Titan any good? This girl recommended me the manga, but I'm not really the manga type except for junji ito's stuff and this seems long as hell.Should I just watch the anime?
Would you let her read your fortune?
>>12020736its a test you idiot
>>12020755>Zajice will never doodle for us again
>>12020753Its alright.A bunch of the episodes are "HEY YOU GOT TO DO THING" "OK I WILL.. IN THE NEXT EPISODE.. HEY LOOK CLIFFHANGER"But its really amusing. I love the [theme] song
>>12020765what does this nignog even do these days
>>12020753Read the manga.
>>12020731>not using adblockIt exist for every more or less popular browser now...Poor full blown retard.
>>12020755SureThen I'd bend her over the table and mercilessly pound her pussy, all while making her scream my name in pleasure.
>>12020731>Not using AdBlock
>>12020778>>12020776I'm not allowed to install third party extensions on my work computer
>>12020776>>12020778I use adblocknever worked for youtube ads for me, though
>>12020775but it's long and boring and in black and white
>>12020776>>12020778But you're STEALING money form people by doing that!
>>12020784Use a USB version of your favorite browser and install AdBlock.
>>12020802I'd get double fired for connecting an unapproved device and running nonstandard softwaredo you even information security?
>>12020796>StealingI wish. There is no balance change on my bank account.
>>12020796>Not watching commercials is a form of piracy because you're stealing potential dollars from companies.This law will pass one day. If you are just sitting at home and you get up to use the bathroom at commercial break, you're a fucking terrorist
>>12020817>this law will pass one daynot with guns around it won'tsorry lesser countries
>>12020817Why can I see this becoming a thing one day?Feels bad man
I don't hate advertising because of its purpose or the products it pushes. I hate it because it enables a culture of stupidity on the internet as dumbfuck after dumbfuck tries to get on the gravy train.
>>12020826>not with guns around it won'tI have some bad news for you, Anon.
>>12020840Not with guns around, you don't
When S4 comes around all the old faces will return.And we'll drive them off again.
>>12020776>>12020778Google is already paying adblock and others to whitelist them:http://gizmodo.com/google-supposedly-paid-off-adblock-plus-to-not-block-go-682029020
>>12020863Then just take them off the whitelist
>>12020844Guns are dangerous and threaten our national security.You don't want to be a terrorist, do you?
>>12020861Who exactly was driven off? Everyone who doesn't come here anymore left on his/her own volition. And it's still our fault.
reminder that adblock is a corporate scamdisconnect.me is foss software that is vastly superior
>>12020866>implying you'll have the ability to in the future.
>>12020887It took me a while to find the .gif in my folder, so I just posted that still.
When will google start selling the telescreen?
>>12020910Microsoft beat them to it already.
>>12020910Microsoft is going to beat them to market
>>12020901>Implying ABP isn't free software>Implying that wouldn't violate one of the 4 essential freedoms
>>12020918The CSS Equestria's Eden is kind of beat up, isn't it?
>>12020924>implying sites wont start using a mandtiroy "turn off adblock or site becomes inaccessible" thing.
>>12020926>The best variety brony musicbrony music has variety?
>>12020920>>12020922>MS>being first on something
>>12020926I should take off adblock for a while. I want to look at those banners.
SUP, NERDS?! OH MAN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ADBLOCK HUH?! CAN I GET IN ON THIS?!
>>12020939they were first at inventing the PC.
>>12020938well you've got wubs with pony backgroundsand you've got bad techno with pony backgroundsand uhyeah
which toho wud u fuk
>>12020863Uh...you know that Adblock tells you that whne you install it and have the option to deactivate it with a single click right?There's also a fork for AdBlock, I think it's called AdBlock Edge or something like that that doesn't have that.
>>12020936They're already trying, but sophisticated scripts can bypass that shit too. It's all just an arms race.
>>12020952a fork for adblock? A fork?
twily is the best meguca
>>12020958Yea, hopefully adblock dies out. Sorry, I make a living drawing comics and adsense is a big part of it.
>>12020966CRAAAAAAAAAAAWLIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN
>>12020967no see because meguca actually did things after she became a godtwily is just tea parties and cadence
>>12020911>>12020943we ksp now?>tfw your duna rover explodes in time acceleration
>>12020974but we haven't seen twily since she became a god
>>12020973THESE WOOOUUUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEAAAALLL
>>12020983GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVEN
>using a script to block your inane bullshit>b-but muh ad revenueYeah, no, fuck you and your invasive bullshit.
>>12020976I haven't played ksp in about a yearI should
Hey MLPG, need a lift?
>>12020972Let me guess, you never post anything here and don't draw here and are the same guy who constantly mentions that he doesn't post his drawings here?
>>12020980actually we did, she was in high school
>>12020990it's not that I constantly mention itit's that you guys keep bringing it up and I'm too good to "contribute" here
>>12020989Sure, here hold my gun for me while I shoot up. You don't mind right?
>>12020996>>12020995NOSTOP THATTHAT NEVER HAPPENED
>>12020972Are your advertisements invasive, have autoplay with sound on and shit like that?If not, you are not on my blocklist.If yes, you deserve being blocked.
>>12021000Why did you mention it then?
>>12021004but anonit did
>>12021004It wasn't that bad,anon
>>12021008No its just standard adsense ads.
>you will never be evil>you will never conquer the world with your evil bride>you will never make love atop a mountain of skulls
>not using ghostery to block google analytics and stuff like that>IN THIS VERY PAGE
>>12021027Forgot muh pic.
>>12021001HOLY SHIT ANON I JUST FOUND THIS OLD PONYLETS KILL HER
>>12021000We constantly bring it up because you're a massive shithead and people already hate you even though you're anonymous. You could put some "if you like this comic, please consider adding an exclusion to your ad blocker" under the ads and be done with it, and not hope for the ruination of the online experience for millions of people.
>>12021024I think the problem is more that people don't know how to use adblock properly. They just install it and block every advertisement, even the ones which aren't invasive or don't stop you from using the service of the site.
>>12021025Well, what would you prefer?
>>12021027>you will have super powers>you will never become a shining example of humanity that inspires everyone to do better things>you will never date that qt from the pet store>you will never make love on top of the tallest buildings
>>12021045yeah. I just hate ads in general.
>>12021054>you will have super powersNoice>you will never become a shining example of humanity that inspires everyone to do better thingsOf course not, being a supper villain is much more enjoyable.
>>12021031>look up ghosteryaw yeah, time to stick it to the man
>>12021045The only ads that I've ever seen in my entire life that were relevant and nonintrusive are the new 4chan ads. Everywhere else it's just random bullshit noone cares about, I don't want any of that.
>>12021060more like much more terrible
>>12021067That's the spirit!
>>12021033Have some human Chrysalis
>>12021027>You'll never be a flying man>You'll never kill bad peoplehttp://vimeo.com/69882318Saw this on /co/ yesterday, thoughts?
>>12021072You can be my nemesis!
>Sitting here in the morning>Have work to do>Be semi constructiveThis is worse then being in full constructive mode or full procrastinating mode.
>>12021082>CrocodileWho names a drug after an animal?
>>12021082Man those are some clean-looking bones.
>>12021048>not liking best villain
>>12021090best person horses
>>12021094>Heroin (diacetylmorphine or morphine diacetate (INN)), also known as diamorphine (BAN), and colloquially as H, smack, horse, brown, black, tar, and other names>horsenew horse where
>>12021101and now she's a ponya princess pony
>>12021066Yeah, but it's not too bad when they are just at the top or bottom of the page. But shit like livestream where it actually blocks me for a while from using the service of the site? Fuck that, it goes onto the blocklist.
>>12021105I know right? unf.
>>12021118I support this post.
>>12021148I do too.
What should I writefag, mulpuhguh?no smut I don't do smut stop asking for it I won't do it okay
>>12021164write derpy being happy with dinky
>>12021118Discord was arguably a more fun villain but Chrysalis is the most effectual so far. She actually had a plan and carried it out.
>>12021164How about something cute with Derpy?
>>12021078Mehkinda cool to see realistic news reports and stuff
>>12021164Diamond Tiara giving Silver Spoon a tiara for her birthday
>>12021176What was her plan after taking over Canterlot?
>>12021183Rarity trying to convince Twilight to teach Sweetie magic and Twilight refusing at first for obvious reasons
>>12021180>>12021175I also support this idea.
>>12021175>>12021180Derpy wins majority.>>12021183>>12021191And those too, I guess.dinky isn't her daughter
>>12021182That's a pretty pon
>>12021182she didn't put them in her vag.
>>12021193No self-respecting villain plans THAT far ahead.
>>12021201hey, combine the DT/SS thing and the TF smut thing
>>12021214DT/SS needs a new filly to join their sexcapades so they decide to turn anon into a filly?
>>12021209But all her plan kinda gets fucked up if you think about it. So they need love okay. Then they just launch a full frontal assault and take over. That was the plan from the beginning. Then what? Who the fuck would love them? Ponies will know that Changelings are among them or even their overlords. They won't love them. Fuck they will even get less love if they are disguised since everyone is a paranoid fuck.
>>12021201>dinky isn't her daughterLIKE HELL SHE ISN'T
>>12021201Make it a cute date between derpy and Carrot Top
>>12021226Was it ever stated that Chrysalis's drones need love too? I honestly don't remember.If not then Chrysalis has Shiny as her love battery and she can just rule everyone as she likes.
>>12021205a picture perfect PONY PONY PONY PONY
yo its ya boi p bat
>>12021246I think she said that Us changelings feed on love or something like that.Anyway the comics make it obvious that the drones need to be feed too.
>>12021261OH GODMY HEARTIT'S DEAD
>>12021247>that awful rap partfucking mando.
>>12021261>You'll never tuck a pony into bed>You'll never bundle a tired filly in a blanket like a newborn as you carry her home from an exciting day at the fair
>>12021261Oh god! That is so adorable!
>>12021258B-But MUH S1 CANON
I need to earn money to go to Bronycon. Any ideas?
>>12021271>Cutie mark is a full colour picture of a mandolin or somethingPureUnendingHate
>>12021261comfy as fuck
>>12021274>you'll never have a daughter or a little sister to care for
>>12021281more like jealousy
>>12021280literally whore yourself
>tfw no sale yet
>>12021258Did carrotop orgasm while giving birth to dinky from the horn rubbing her gspot?
>>12021285>tfw no qt 3.14 imouto to cuddle, play vidya with, pony with, etc.
>>12021280>Earn money>Spend it on hookers and blow>Spend it on a ticket for me to come fuck you>Buy a car>Buy a new computer>Buy some gold>Buy some silver>Go to YuropDon't waste it on BronyconIf you don't have that kind of money saved you can't be spending it on pasta
>>12021280steal manhole covers and sell them for scram iron
>>12021291I tried anon,but people want to have sex with females, not men looking like girls.
>>120212953 more hours.it's always 10 EST.it's always on thursday.how do you people not know this by now
>>12021280>need>go to BronyconNo anon.Do not type sentences like that.
>>12021280Learn to art and make tons of money by drawing porn of Brony OC's.
>>12021305>but people want to have sex with females, not men looking like girls.You're not trying hard enough.
>>12021221>implying DT isn't recruiting you to be Silver Spoon's birthday stallion
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>12021285>>12021300>You'll never be best friends with all of the 6main and their family>You'll never get to babysit the CMC when they're off adventuring every week>You'll never be cool unky Anon
>>12021300you should get a girlfriend,anon. They work like that and are easier to get than little sisters.
>>12021322What kind of dog is that. I've been seeing them alot lately and now I kidn of want oneor a husky
I'm not racist but fuck all mexicans
>>12021327>girlfriendNo one would ever want a creature as unsavory as I.
>>12021318anon believe I've triedI even fit an eggplant in thereeggplants are fucking huge
>>12021333mexican isn't a race.Mexican being a race would be like american being a race.
>>12021328looks like a shiba inu
>>12021341i give your post 2/10 because it looks like it should be a haiku but it isn't
>>12021328it's a japanese something.>>12021334then get fit,you lazy bastard. I just finished my session of pushups. I can do 17 in a row now.
>>12021341Where do you live
>>12021343mexicans are their own race now that they're more obese than americans
>>12021350>I can do 17 in a row nowpfft
>>12021319DT spikes anon's food with a colt transformation potion and then ties him up with a bow on his cock?And she gets snails to teach him how to be the perfect birthday colt and sex slave?
what if ponies was a slice-of-life comedy about cute girls doing random things
>>12021350>I can do 17 in a row now>nowI don't even want to know where you started.
>you will never cuddle with pony while she strokes your head with her hoof and you listen to her heart beating a little faster>you'll never look her in the eyes and kiss her nose,then her delicious lips>you'll never rub her belly while hearing her coo and saying how happy she is
>>12021353>they're more obese than americansBecause they sent us their fittest and healthiest while the only ones left behind are too fat to get over the fence.
>>12021350>get fit you lazy bastard>I can do 17 pushups in a row
>>12021359>>12021367Hey,17 is a lot. And I started at 0.
>>12021364what if you had not-shit taste in anime
>>12021368>cute pony with a silver tongue will never convince you to join their sinister pony cult
>>12021369>over the fence>200 mile fence>700 mile border
>>12021351 not in the USA
>>12021380>what are jokes
>>12021378>you will never evoke unspoken horrors from beyond the stars with pony
>>12021363>You'll never be turned int SS's colt plaything>She'll never insult you while teasing your colt cock>She'll never spill the un-transformation spell down the drain and tell you that you'll be her little toy for life.
>>12021399Not northern europe either
>>1202137517 pushups isn't fit17 pushups isn't even getting fitGo ride for an hour and lift you disgusting sack of shit
>>12021402Gonna cut to the chase hereI'm in Australia
>>12021402>specifically fingling out one part of europeAnon confirmed for mediterranean or slav
>>12021401>That last lineuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunf
so according to cartoons all i have to do is make a tearful love confession and suddenly we are dating
>>12021407you're about 15 thousand kilometers from where I live,anon.
>>12021401>implying she would insult and tease me>implying I wouldn't be the perfect little cuddletoy>implying I wouldn't grow into a big fuckin' stallion that she shows off to all her friends
>>12021403but anon there are no gyms herehow can I lift
>>12021415WelpHope you find someone, slut
>>12021280I will never get why people spend money on stuff like cons when they are apparently broke.On the other hand, it's probably the reason why they don't have any savings in the first place.
>>12021420She'll break you down and build you up into perfect slutty stallion and how to properly tease a dick.
>>12021421>Buy a bench pressI'm sure there's a fitness store somewhere in Bumfuck, Nowhere
>>12021429but she doesn't have a peniswhy would that be a required skill
>>12021422>casual namecallingoh god muh dick
>>12021436Those fucking shoe things
>>12021401Do you stay a colt forever, or do you grow up too?
Can someone draw Scoots posing with Pangoro?
>>12021436Pretty normal looking dude if it wasn't for that fucking hat
>>12021440She doesn't want you as a cuddle toy, she wants you to be the perfect slutty stallion that can serve both males and females.
>>12021444I fucking take >>12021451 back
>>12021404>tfw there will never be another NeverhoodAt least we'll be getting Armikrog.
>>12021444toe socks are pure evilbut those fucking shoes are 1000 times worse than that
>>12021445>Colt forever>/ss/>>12021429>Grow up fast>Ream a tight filly
>>12021453but I just want to serve herI thought that was the whole point
>>12021461>but I just want to serve herToo bad slut
>>12021459you got a problem with people who go around barefoot too,chum?
>>12021461Does a housemaid only serve her employer when she has company over?
>>12021446I haven't been keeping up with the new porkymansbut that's the coolest new one I've seen so far
>>12021476woah woah woah don't mix barefeeters up with those fucking toeshoe shits
>>12021494chair pokeymawn when
>>12021490why is sweetie so sexually dominant
>>12021505she learned it from her sister, obviously
>>12021496but barefeeters can't go anywhere anon. Even if you develop a very callous skin under the sole of your feet, you can't just go around in a city full of shards of glass nails and every kind of shit.You need the "toeshoes".That said, I wouldn't go around with them, I'd just use them for running.
Psst, hey mlpg...wanna buy a pony?
why is fluttershy so cute
>>12021511Yes, but not that one.
>>12021494my favorite is the pistol shrimp pokemon.
>>12021511Is it that filly? If so, yes.
>>12021516>things I should do next year:>bunnies
>>12021516>get rippedby wolves or bears?
>>12021529>Flutterbutt doing a bunnyu-unf...
>>12021510fuck living in cities
>SS turning anon into a colt>Every day she gently rubs anon's colt cock but never letting him release>She sits on his face and grind her filly cunny against his muzzle
>>12021553SB isn't a Flutterfag though.
>>12021549I thought that SS was a large human in this scenario
>>12021539I don't live in cities, in fact.
>>12021553It's starting to get kinda annoying.
>>12021554where is the porn of angel fucking fluttershy
>>120215678" shooting of a 250ml load
>>12021575Add something about summoning Satan and you created a new breed of cancer.
>>12021511no that one is defective but i will take a case of sweetie belles
>>12021562>woman x colt
>you will never nibble on Pip's spotted dick
>>12021586Only got mare x woman, boss.http://i.imgur.com/fYJWp6T.png
>Bear Grylls has social anxiety
>>12021599What? Little pip is a girl.
can you do this, you motherfuckers
>>12021603>that hornI'm not sure if I should unf or not.
>>12021608Fuck fallout equestria and Fuck You.
>>12021599why did i imagine this in such vivid detail
>>12021627I'm enjoying the hell out of reading it and side stories this summer. Not even gonna lie.
>>12021623Tit pushups? No.
>>12021631Because you want to fuck colts and because you want to be a slutty mare.
>>12021549>Trained only to get release from prostate stimulation>Actually conditioned to never cum from regular sex because she's been training you from you rebirth>You're still compelled to try anyway>You're tiny compared to the size of your master>You're not nearly as tiny when it comes to your dick>Rather large compared to a human, and you've still got quite a way to go>You'll never easily bring her to orgasm multiple times>Sometimes even getting her to squirt>It's only then she gives you the kindness of a finger on your buzzer>You'll never be cradled in her arms, suckling on her nipple as you're lulled to sleep by her cooing in your ear
>>12021636The only good thing from F:Eq and everything that is related to it was Steelhooves. Everything else was shit but he was the only interesting character and the only one in the team that had a good head on his shoulders
>>12021636it's not my fault you enjoy shit. Everyone can like whatever he or she wants.But I can also say that I find it a pathetic excuse of a my little pony fanfiction.
>>12021636I would proceed to dump on you for your taste in written pony works but it's too fucking early for this.
And then we're going to Washington D.C. to take back the White House!
>tfw no sale
>>12021643I can't handle thisI'm going to sleep
>>12021669it's not worth it anon. It's these guys' fault that the written word is steeping so low at the moment.
you are a brony
>>12021669I don't like any other fics set in normal equestria. Only FOE based fics.
I'd give Fluttershy a Chocobo. Fuckers are adorable and she'd probably love one
>>12021641yeah, but i imagined the smell, the flavor, even the shine of light on the wet part that i had licked and kissedand the bead of pre forming at the tip, which i would sip like a bead of dew as he quivered in anticipationi'm not gay though
>>12021699musclegirls acting girly does things to me
>>12021710>i'm not gay thoughYou are.
>>12021707What if Fluttershy was a Chocobo? I mean she already has the color scheme for it
>>12021688Jalm, draw a pony please.