MLP General round the outside.Round the outside.Old non-legendary horse. >>12011024
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>>12014561What the fuck is that?
SHIT I MISSED MY HORSE!
>>12014581All of the mares are pretty ponies.
>>12014591new pokemon legendary
>>12014591ur mom
>>12014561http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re1_IdVjuaw
>>12014585Why would Dash be shock by this?Yes.
>>12014585yes Dash, with you. we can go see Man of Steel.would you like that?
>>12014591the hip new mlp OC
big princesses
ANONYMOUS LOVES FLUTTERSHY
Do you mlpg take pony to be your lawful wedded waifu?
>>12014625my name is anonymous
>>12014623How big of a Princess will Twilight grow to?
>>12014625ANONYMOUS-ES LOVE TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>12014631yesfirst
I'm glad it's over.
>>12014581
>>12014616>not waiting for the weekend and seeing Pacific Hype
>>12014631You're a bit slow on the draw, ain't'cha.
>>12014644And do you, pony take anon to be your lawful wedded husbando?
>>12014625DANG STRAIGHT!But I have a shitty name though.
I want to make a BDSM pony OC named Lovelock.
>>12014614Why is Dash melting?
>>12014638As big as her friends.
>>12014561That horse has claws on its wings. What does it do with those?
>>12014656that comes out this weekend?nevermind then, we can see that instead.
>>12014638the biggestonce she discovers that learning new magic makes her bigger, she's going to go on a learning binge until she's as big as Celestiathen she'll sheepishly shrink herself so she can appear in public without making it look like she's trying to overthrow her mentor
>>12014585>Dash's cutie mark
>>12014665But she not!
>>12014667Applebloom IS a big pony!
>>12014656>those facesNever fails to amuse.
>>12014682Would you still be with pony if pony had the hiccups and could never stop?
>>12014677IS SHE OK?
Yes
MLPG... I want some sockies.
>>12014667>AJ is a womanlet
>>12014682what's wrong with it?
>>12014688that's such an unf Dash
>>12014708
>>12014716Hey-O
>>12014709Could thing shes cosplaying as a little pony!
>>12014660oppsies>>12014704
>>12014719That is sexually invigorating. I wanna be that pony, with sockies.
>>12014631Yes.
What's the deal with bronies and bad dubstep and rap?I just don't understand it.It's all so bad, but people like this stuff.I've had someone tell me that brony rap was better than most of the hip-hop coming out today and it just baffles me that someone could actually believe this.It makes no sense.
>>12014713You don't say?
What if pony wanted to be your partner?
>>12014710Nothing.I just thought it was funny that it's just a loop-da-loop and a zig-zag.
>>12014719GHOST PONY SOCKS
>>12014735too badthat pony is already that ponyyou can't be herthat would be impossibleyou will never be a cute pone in cute socks
>>12014738does anything about this whole thing makes sense?
do you think twilight and spike ever make sweet love to each other?
>>12014745I do sayDash is a very unf pony
>>12014750In crime?
>>12014738Because the genre already suffers from an insufferable amount of people who think they have talent. Add to that a medium that tends to discourage those with real aesthetic ability from perticipating in it (or at least that they only partake with certain parameters) and you've got the storm for a suckfest.
>>12014738they're either really young or have never deviated from their music preference
>>12014764unf flitterbutt unf
>>12014774No
>>12014756ohhehe
>>12014778No, pony is not a filthy, degenerate criminal. Why would you even ask that tex?
>>12014764> [whimpering and longing intensifies]C-can we at least pretend, anon-kun?
Yeah, okay.This didn't work out very well.
>>12014797Then what kind of partner?
>>12014798fine geezyou don't have to cry about it
>>12014837[yaying intensifies] I'mma happy sockpony.
>>12014811Your lawyer partner.
Would you give Trixie your love?
>>12014879Your sparring partner?
>>12014738>bad dubstepTheres another kind of dubstep?
>>12014890I'd give that pony, and that pony, my love.
beep boop
>>12014810move her head a little closer so her mouth is actually making contact with Anon's headas it is it looks more like she's just whispering to him with her face very close to hiswhich is kind of cute in and of itself
>>12014928Wow, Colgate is chubby, and not the good kind either.
>>12014928I wish that pony would brush my teeth
>>12014869why is Boxbot a car?
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVECELESTIAAAAAAAAAAAAMOTHERLY ALICORN PRINCESS OVERPROTECTIVE OF MEEEEEEMOTHERLY ALICORN PRINCESS OVERPROTECTIVE OF MEEEEEE
>>12014943What a cutie. But why is she bald?
>>12014778Why does he only have a falchion? And Why is he wearing Rances armor? Oh god.What would happen if Rance made it to Equestria?
She lost her youth and she lost her ponyNow she's lost her mind!
>>12014965>____
>>12014894I'm not that well-versed in the genre, but I think these two are pretty good.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kGID6HG_uAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjsffjnj0Oc
>>12014965He would fuck all the princesses.
>>12014965I'd like to buy an R
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>>12014987>Mixed by appleblm
>>12014993Sorry, that's not how you play. We'll have to move on to the next contestant.
>>12014965>>12014988What if its Celestia, all along?
>>12015021Lyra stop trying to type like we do.
>>12014993>buying consonants
>>12015030Friendship?
>>12014965It doesn't look that much like rance's armor.
>>12015041#stopdiscrimination
>>12015041>ME3 multiplayerwhy would you even
>>12015042No, Tex. That's not how you play, either. You have to tell us you'd like to solve the puzzle, first.buncha chumps up in here, I swear
I want a pony to sit on my lap.
>>12015031w-why would you post that picture?
>>12015080Me too, but more specifically Derpy
>>12015065>ME3why would you even
>>12015052It's impossible for that pony to not look good.
Day 1407/10/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 7,185 (Running Total: 851,085)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 27,270 (Running Total: 3,723,890)Wow. Quite the spike in activity today. Guess we had a lot to talk about with the new mini and all.Certainly not a bad thing. Overall, I think it was a good day! Other than that thread deletion. But that didn't really do anything at least.
>>12015092I like her eyeshadow
>>12015092Eh, she's okay.
>>12014738whats not to like
>>12015107>day 140
>>12015086Because I love that image? Here, have this cute one here.
>>12015107I read them!
>>12015079I'm pretty sure I won the game, goat train, now hand me my prize pony.
>>12015121Is he okay?
>>12015107I'LL MISS YOU LETH
>>12014810Anonymous looks like a moai.I think it's the entended pointy chin and the really big nose that's doing it.
>>12015111I like her everything.
>>12015136Why can't I be born as a pastel pony living in a country? They seem to have all the fun.
>>12015107>new miniIt was just a preview right?
>>12015107I read all of them, silly! In fact I wish they were longer
>>12015126
>>12015136Well, since no one else seems to be playing, I guess you win by default. Here's the grand prize: one pony!>>12015151I was trying to avoid samefacing all my humans. Did I go too far?
>>12015181That's one of my favourite Celest pictures out there
>>12015168Nope, AJ one's out.http://yp1.pony.pp.ua/book.php
>>12015187Excellent.
>She really wanted this hat. I told her she could have it for $9.99
>>12015121>filenameIt was Hardstyle you plebian
>>12015207I kind of want that hat.
I want to make a chatty pony OC named Prattle.
>>12015049Its the stupid half chest plate bullshit
>>12015121What did that guy even trip over?
>>12015226too bad you're all talk
>>12015145tumblr pls
>>12015238he walked off the back of the stage
>>12015238He fell off the ledge behind the curtain.
>>12015207>stock twily vector
>>12015238Ghost pony took a nap
>>12015248>>12015255Him falling is just so hypnotic for some reason.
>>12015258I need to get me that snapback so bad
>>12015265>Ghost pony anon's ghost will never come back to him
>>12015243
>>12015121is that eurobeat?
>>12015282don't we all
>>12015299>hardstyleI don't think so...
>>12015299That's DJ Midli
>>12014931>>12015151Let's try this again.
>>12015207Is... Is that a white Clementine?
Regardless of what he tripped over, the real question is - is he okay?
>>12015333Yeah, that looks like she's making contact.She's such a sweetie.
That's my horse!
>>12015340I dunno, she's not keeping that hair short.
>>12015333my heart hurts when I see pictures of that ponyI think I love her
>>12015340She isn't keeping her hair short.
>>12015352that was at least a twelve foot drophe's probably not going to be okay
What would a good name for a pony harem be?
>>12015368>>12015364
>>12015377>stock vector
have you masturbated your pony today?
>>12015377>ron
>>12015207>exposed shoulderLewd.
>>12015385you mean like a marem?
>>12015352He'll be fine.Probably.
>>12015385a marem
>>12015373>3 hours of brony dubstep>only one good drop
>>12015187>>12015333It was probably fine, sorry. It just looked a bit unusual and I thought the similarity was kind of funny.
>>12015377Shit I want that
>>12015402Twice!
>>1201541211/10
>>12015407Haha I wouldn't worry about it
>>12015402yes
>>12015366She loves you, too.
>>12015333That is a cutie. You think Marker would try to cheer me up with a boop on my nose?
>>12015333IS SHE KISSING HIM?
>>12015437Everything will work out in the end.
>>12015144that's right little man, wait till your older
>>12015402is acid a pony?
>>12015461>tfw no little horsie kissin me
>>12015446>>12015428where did you guys get a pony?
>>12015449Oh gosh~she's beautiful
>>12015475
>>12015416Nah, it's cool. I'm glad you said something, because comparing the two, the first one's head looks really big.>>12015450Marker and Gloomy cheering you up would be two very different experiences.
LINEART IS HARD WHY BOTHER PEOPLE LIKE 30 SECOND MSPAINT DRAWINGS BETTER ANYWAYS
>>12015475that's my favorite line of that song
>>12015483Thats not Berry Munch
>>12015412lelmy sides are gone
>>12015477I'm not supposed to tellthey said they would take my pony awaysorry
>>12015483I think you may have misnamed that file.
>>12015483Why does a little kid have a beauty mark and makeup caseIs she trying to earn her Slut Badge?
>>12015402just finished
>>12015514Badgerben plas go
Sup?
>>12015483I agreement
>>12015405>>12015410Guess it's settled!What about a pony liquor store?
>>12015537the moon the stars
>>12015494Pinkie, your butt's coloring is messed up.
>>12015540Salt Licker
>>12015512>implying all blank flanks are little kids
>>12015477she's my imoutohow the fuck would i know
>>12015483yes she is
>>12015537what did you learn in school today
>>12015547Hasbro just messed up the censoring. Before Lauren left, part of her demands were to let her place anatomically correct horseports on all the ponies. Unfortunately she didn't say Hasbro could not censor them during their airings.
>>12015498BECAUSE COLORED SKETCHES LOOK WEIRD
>>12015548That's pretty clever actually.
>>12015549If the flank isn't blank, you're clear to wankBut if she has no goals, then make some foals
>>12015485Now that I think about it I haven't seen Xieril draw anything lately.Even Tex is drawing more often nowawadays.
>>12015564How to work the shaft.
>>12015587>horseports
>>12015548>Salt Licker never has any Pussy Liquor
>>12015591Keep it loose and use soft colors.
>>12015494Pank is not for sad.
>>12015587Would you dock into a horseport?
>>12015620>tfw no usb pony to plug your stuff into
>youwill never suck braeburned's salty D after a good workout
>>12015650Pony should use their own dock in their horseport.
>>12015650Yes!
>>12015599He said that his tablet doesn't work with his new computer, and he drew a couple of pictures with a mouse.>tfw someone's mouse-drawn doodles are better than your tablet-drawn pictures
>>12015653but braeburned isn't a qt mare, why would I want to do that
>>12015650I'd run my ship into a ponies horseport
>>12015630I'll try that sometime, but for the most part, I prefer lines.
Anyway about to head to bed but I finally drew an age-appropriate coltdong since people keep asking.
>>12015669
>>12014774every once in a while if spike is really good or if it's his birthdaytwilight will let him inside her
>>12015641but then Pank would just be an always happy caricature with no depth and no appreciation of the really good timesDo you even listen to her songs?
>>12015650i would put my penis into horse buttcheeks if thats what you mean
I'm going to do it this time MLPG, I'm going to learn how to draw.
Why is horsefucking taboo
>>12015717Don't do it, you have so much to live for!
>>12015701
>>12015333why is she so perfect
>>12015512>implying she isn't covering up her cutie mark so that she can make legal yet still somewhat questionable equestrian porn.
>>12015728because of horse AIDS
>>12015714Would you safely remove it from her buttcheeks or just pull it out without giving one fuck
>>12014667i just remembered how unattractive human women are
>>12015717Go for it.>>12015714That's not what I meant at all, how lewd.
>>12015733Bullshit anon. The only thing I have to live for is my hope that I will someday make it to equestria.
>>12015717Someone give him the number for a therapist
>>12015717that's insanequick, let's both draw something!
>>12015736oh god
>>12015748>tfw your floppy disk gets corrupted
>>12015744Hello new head canon
>your favorite stallion will never give you a good butt rut
>>12015641Would Pank be for mellow
>>12015728it feels so good that we can't let people know about it
>>12015793But that's even worse
>>12015770
>>12015707and it's beautiful
Thread of the ded
>tfw you buy apple products over other products because it reminds you of ApplejackWhy does this keep happening to me?!?! She is not even my favorite pony!
Never ded - just asreep.
>>12015812you've been a good boy today spikehow about a special treat, i'll let you fuck my ass tonight
>>12015875I hope to god you mean the fruit
>>12015793>that color job>those white pixelsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>12015690and?
>>12015895unf
>>12015897Not just apples. Apple juice over soda. Apple candies over other candies. Apple shampoo over the other crap. All reminds me of AJ.
GAK IS BACK BABY
>>12015926How about Applejack cereal
>>12015875I once ate an entire applelike the whole thing, core and alli blame you applejack
>>12015690don't be a GG
>>12015926Oh, I thought you meant Apple electronics.I was worried for a bit.
>>12015910Would it be disrespectful to the artist if I tried to fix this?
>>12015965what am I looking at here
>>12015976I'd tell 'em first.
>>12015921>>12015959Check the sub ya mooks.
>>12015976I don't care.Just please, do it.If I was the artist, I'd be thanking you.
>>12015959>needing to be spoonfedsmall penis: http://mlpg.co/art/src/1373519869993.pnglarge penis: http://mlpg.co/art/src/1373519913718.png
>>12015980It was this request >>12014527, but I kind of twisted it.
>>12015953How are you even supposed to eat the core?
>>12016003its kinda unpleasantapplejack is hardcore
>>12015991Any clue who the artist is? I'd hate to step on someone else's toes.
>>12016002DOOKS BORRA LAS LÍNEAS DE BOCETAJE DE LA CABEZAPOR FAVOR, ME ESTÁS MATANDO
>>12015947I don't buy cereal.>>12015973Fuck that apple. Its not even apple at all. And I know AJ would not have that kind of computer at all.
>>12016002is that a rock she's standing on?
Why doesn't anyone love me
>>12016024because you're fucking ugly
>>12015994Oh, it's over there. Yeah, I never go there. Nobody ever goes there.Also, I'm disappointed.
>>12016024because you're a pandering retard horse
>>12016022>I don't buy cereal.TOO GOOD FOR CEREAL HUH?DO IT FOR TREEKICKER
>>12016021AAAA TODAVIA NO LO TERMINO, SE SUPONE QUE ESOS SON LOS VALUESMañna lo termino, lo juro.>>12016023Yeah.
>>12015994Is there a medium penis?The jump is a bit big
>>12015992>>12015994Everytime you draw something that isn't snips snails or your ocs they always look bored. What gives?
>>12016024I love you, Derpy
>>12016024ME ME ME I DO DERPY WITH ALL MY HEART
>>12016024Try to not be so ugly
>>12015992why do I even follow your porn tumblr?
>>12016044Oh, okay. But seriously dude, try erasing the sketch lines of the pony's heads. It doesn't look very good...
what's it like to take a dick in the assi bet it feels goodno homo
>>12016022The Apple Family owns one family computerit is ancient and gray and dusty and accepts floppiesit is used to run Excell, Solitaire occasionally, and lately Applebloom has been using it to IM the rest of the CMC cute pictures of cats via their dial-up connection as a result, everytime something goes wrong with it, Applebloom is called to the scene, because she's the most computer-literate of the family. She usually just reboots it or turns on the monitor, though.
>>12016076I will, it's not like I leave them on my finished pictures or anything.
>>12016055>>12016052Why do people love an imaginary horse but no one loves me?
>>12016068I'll start putting stuff on there soon. After the con.>>12016046Idunno.
I want to be a pone just so I can scrunch.
>>12016088>implying Applebloom doesn't run GNU/Linux and only uses software that respects her freedoms
>>12016081It feels like pooping in reverse.
>>12016088I feel sorry for Applebloom born into the computer world. I be she will brag about the said computer, whether Sweet Belle would have something like a high rig computer thanks to her parents.And Scootaloo would use the library computer because no home.
OK MLPG, which would you rather Eat an entire barrel cactus, spines and allOr hug Pinkie Pie for five minutes
>>12015994What a cute little dick.
>>12016111I find myself scrunching all the time. It's a real expression, but I can't stop thinking "scrunch" when I do it anymore
>>12015993Oh well. I did it anyways. If anyone asks, you didn't get it from me.Good night, gentlemen. It's been a pleasure.
>>12016131I'd hug panka
>>12016105Shut up crusty cunt.
>>12016131eww, I'll take the crab juice
>>12016143Yeah, yeah.Beefed it.
>>1201614310/10
Draw requests?
>>12016131Box.
>>12016162princesses
>>12015875i bought some chocolate donuts because it reminds me of horse anus holes
>>12016126This is too cute to eat. I do not want to eat it.
>>12016159HER EYEBROWHER EYEBROOOOOWWWWW
>>12016162Everyones an alicorn but Applebloom (schoolkids)
>>12015299No. I was later that night and wore unflattering black and blue horizontal stripes.
>>12016162Applejack
>>12016158okwould you rather drink two gallons of cold crab juiceOr pet Rainbow Dash on the head a few times?
>>12016194No, I did her this morning
>>12016159>>12016017>Any clue who the artist is? I'd hate to step on someone else's toes.One GIS laterhttp://sirpayne.deviantart.com/art/Pinkamena-Ref-348711885
>>12016105but DashI love you
>>12016204Derpy
>>12016203BOX.
>>12016203am I allowed to wear a glove of any sort?
>>12016203Mt. Dew
>>12016204hot
>>12016181Is that Shannon Kent Spencer?
>>12016233No and you also have to let her hair weave in between your fingers a little
>>12016203>drink two gallons of cold crab juicewho in the fuck likes their crab juice heated up?
>>12016276oh my godits a fucking shrine
>>12016276>off-brand chips>not DoritosThis picture was so close to being perfect and then they beefed it.
>>12016194>>12016204No worries, I drew her
>>12016320hat/10
>>12016292>when i was young i had a soda collection>2 years later i was going to throw it out>bunch of friends tried some>it make everyone sick and pukewhat the fuck i thought soda sealed in the container lasted forever. maybe because it was plastic bottles.
>>12016320I hat it
Why is it so hard to just want to snuggle Pinkie Pie non sexually without coming across as some sort of weirdo
>>12016363>nonsexual snugglingbecause you're fucking weird
>>12016363I thought you bought that pillow
>>12016363i want to watch rarity using the toilet non sexually without coming across as some sort of weirdo
>>12016128>Sweetie Belle goes over to Applebloom's house>it's cold and windy out so they plan on staying inside>she brought a super-fun game to play together>asks Applebloom to take her to her computer>"Sure thing!" Applebloom takes her into the room where The Apple Computer is and presses in one massive plastic button on a gray box the size of a radiator>the box coughs and protests obscenely as a fan that has been in existence for roughly 25 years sputters noisily to life, the sound crescendoing to only a little bit quieter than a 747 taking off>Applebloom shouts over the din, still smiling with excitement, "It'll be like this for about fourty-five minites or so, wanna get some hot chocolate?">Sweetie Belle, a little taken aback by the noise, shouts back "But where's the CD slot?"
http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb09aa11a9fdfe9e29cc4b98a9a35449/tumblr_mpq9izmxFo1qhdv8vo1_1280.png
>>12016397I want to have sex with Twilight non-sexually without coming across as some sort of weirdo.
>>12016414that fucking face oh my god
Someone requested this. Still in WIP.Got to look more on Winona art
>>12016397Can we agree that voyeurism and cuddle lust are at very different levels of weird?
>>12016412The best part is, I can totally see this happening
>>12016118>implying she knows the difference between software and hardware>implying Applebloom knows what a Gnu is, much less a GNU/linux
>>12016435Oh, cool
>>12016412It is quite sad. I would totally give AB my old rig.
You'd have just as many pony friends as you do human friends now if you got into EquestriaAnd you'd have no family
>>12016414>almost decent picture>the fucked up sheath that goes up halfwayi like this girls art but goddamn she needs to study the cock more
>>12016435Looks like Applejack has a serious bone to pick with someone!
>>12016435Ooh, looks neat.
>>12016421oh geez i want to sort that candy bin so fucking bad
>>12016486>go to ponyville>ponies have already learned about humans as a result of their TV show, Your Large Person>you have no cash or way of getting by>a qt neckbear mare with scruffy forelocks, a little pudge from too much Poneitos, and circles under her eyes shyly offers to take you as long as you let her study your anatomy as a live modelWould you do it?
>>12016526>qt neckbear mareHell yes
>>12016421I'm surprised there aren't as many Milk Duds in that basket. You ever had Milk Duds and Whoppers together? Shit's a religious experience, yo.
>>12016435ponies and swords is one of my favorite things
I drew a pinkie
>>12016526Do we have to sleep in the same bed?
>>12016469>inb4 edgy /b/ fag makes a rape joke
>>12016552is she okay?
>>12016526is it this neckbearded socially retarded horse?
>>12016539It remains my headcanon that forelocks are basically the same as facial hare here, except of course both sexes have it to some degree. Scruffy forelocks indicate a lack of maintenance, styled ones indicate a clear effort, whereas simply shaved ones are the norm
>>12016482So I'd be completely alone?I honestly wouldn't feel too badly about that. I could finally disappear, and I don't mean in the edgy "kill myself" way.Also...would I still be human. If not what kind of pone would I be.
>>12016564Yeah, she's fine.
>>12016540Eurobeat, i know you said you were not going to remix Equestria Girls songs, but please reconsider.The cafeteria song is pretty catchy.
>>12016482I would have zero friends if I went to Equestria anon.At least until I made some.
>>12016526girl artists who dont take care of themselves are usually pretty fucken crazy.i would have to make sure shes not a BCS first before moving in.
>>12016566>facial hareAngel get off that nice human this instant.
http://i.imgur.com/VsxuwNV.pngPonies suck the heads
>>12016482>No friends>No family>No money>No house>A freakI'd have to move my suicide forward
>>12016577I will second this request.
Will we ever see StarSwirl?What if he had a hard life and was a remnant of an age of war in Equestria?His skills in magic were unquestionably good, he wrote the book on it. Is he greater than Twilight?
>>12016540your taste in candy is terrible
>>12016577I'm sorry man, but even as drunk as I am right now I'm not horribly interested in taking on Equestria Girls on any level. I don't even know if it's bad or good, I'm just not interested in watching it in the first place. I'm nearly done with SPB3 as it is.
>>12016577FUCK THATHORSEBLOWJOB EUROBEAT REMIX WHEN
>>12016565>turns out Lyra doesn't even like humans>she's repulsed by you
>>12016590So you're saying in all of Ponyville, watching you sit in the gutter in the freezing rain, not even apple in your hand, not ONE of them would take pity on you and at least offer to let you come inside to get warm and dry?
>>12016552neat, more hotdog ponies for the hotdog pony folder
>>12016617>its actually Bonbon
>>12016629uhm, thanks I guess.
>>12016617>get to Equestria >the ponies are exactly the opposite of what we thought as fanon
>>12016540>yoEurobeat, pls
>>12016617>lyra doesnt like real humans>only cartoon show humansmakes sense
>>12016590>not becoming the terror of the Everfree>not taming wild timberwolves to do your bidding
>>12016646>AJ has no hips or assDont want to live anymore.
>>12016631>Sweetie Drops and Bon Bon roofie and double-team you
>>12016652fucking 3dpd
>>12016586I had an excellent leisurely morning edge session while thinking about getting head from Celestia, that was the most I've came in a long time. Fuck, she could work magic on your head with that tongue and those lips.
Did hats just crash
>>12016620I'm certain of it
>>12016606Eurobeat plsEquestria Girls may be dumb, but is pretty cute, watch it and it might change your mind.
>>12016540I've never had milk duds or whoppers
>>12016662>you never figure out which is which>only one of them keeps in touch>"Hey Anon I had a good time last night">"So did I...you."
>>12016646>DJ PON3 is tollerable as an individualI can live with this
>>12016652We may enter Spongebob realms of opposite here, but the Lyra may actually like cartoon ponies.
>>12016565potentially.>>12016554>She blushes a little. She hadn't even thought about that, and is honestly pretty surprised you're even considering it.>"I, um, I have a futon you could use, but it'a kinda small... probably not long enough. How tall are you? Are your beds expensive? Maybe I can just sleep on the futon for a while before I can get you something real.... Oh, but the bed's probably not long enough either....">She seems close to panic. She's come so far, but she didn't think to prepare for this likelyhood. Already you see telltale noodles creeping their way out of her bulging saddlebags>>12016580>you ask if she's on meds or something>"Um..." She shakes one of her saddlebags, and it rattles with the sound of pills in a jar. "I'm allergic to certain varieties of pollen. Also, peanut butter." >She paws the ground. "And bees. I don't like bees very much at all."
>>12016679Get some whoppers man, they are probably one of the few reasonably priced candies now days and they are delicious
>>12016682>she doesn't call Octavia Tavi>she doesn't call Octavia TaviYES
>>12016667pony's muzzles look so soft, FIM ponies are designed to give the best blowjobs possible
>>12016646>Derpy is a fucking genius
>>12016676It's shit, I couldn't even watch it all
>>12016692That would just make her like a lot of us, though. Those of us that don't just watch horse cartoons.
>>12016694>reveal that I am Doctor Bees
>>12016667Do you guys read what you post sometimes and reflect on your life
>>12016709>and the most beautiful mare you've ever seen>but shes also a bitch
>>12016646>Rainbow Dash is best pony
>>12016721Often.
>>12016694What an adorable qt.
>>12016707>>12016707http://i.imgur.com/htDkiRE.gifRoyal blowjobs are my favorite. They even manage to look regal while they've got a cock in their mouth.
>>12016721YesI often realize that MLPG is the only thing that keeps me distracted from suicide
>>12016723Her heart of gold is actually molten mercury.
>>12016721it's why I never follow up with any lewd text if someone starts it, much to the disappointment of others
Those new pokemon
>>12016721I try not to live in the past
>>12016740If anything I would say they look more regal.
>>12016616People are still on that? Sorry, it's not happening.>>12016598Could be worse.>>12016651Sorry. My vocabulary takes a turn for the worse on nights like these. That is, shitty nights.>>12016676Even if I did watch it and like it, I'm not horribly interested in remixing anything from it.>>12016679I think you're missing out, unless you have some sort of mouth condition that prevents you from eating such things, in which case it's probably best you don't eat those in the first place.
>>12016721I don't really post anything weird or disgusting.Just some /tg/ related HFY with ponies every now and then. Other than that, just cute ponies all day erry day.
>>12016723>She has no ass
>>12016721I've come to terms with it, ponies are so sexually appealing to me and they give me spectacular orgasms, so I decided that it feels way too good to warrant stopping
>>12016756Mercury is molten to begin with you dunder head
>>12016774>>12016763>>12016759>>12016754>>12016733Man we are civil aren't we when we talk about things related to sexuals
>>12016721YeahSometimes when I can't fap to pone because I think "Oh god if someone sees me my life is over" But not "My life is over this is the bottom" because my life is pretty fucking sweet it's just that I fap to horses
>>12016721LookI want to cuddle some thingPony is cuteThis doesnt seem like some great leap of the imagination to me
>>12016764>>12016764I wonder if they have competitions to see who's most skilled at pleasuring Shiny orally
>>12016809Pony is pretty cute.And very cuddleable.
>>12016792It could be any of three states.At room temperature or the temperature of a pony's body, it's viscous.
>>12016740>>12016764Princesses aren't for sexual.
>>12016807>Oh god if someone sees me my life is overThis is the only thing I'm wary of. In the privacy of my own property where no one can see what I'm doing, you bet I'm gonna jerk off to ponies until I'm shooting dry, and then some.
>>12016822I don't think you truly understand what viscous or molten mean
>>12016807>you will never be able live out the rest of your days fapping to horse porn
>>12016817>Twilight Sparkle is the first to break Celestia's hundred year long winning streak
>>12016824They're even more for sexual than the average pony.
>>12016824That's simply not true.
>>12016824Correct.They are for cuddling.
>>12016824I disagree
>>12016824Really?
>>12016854I love to cuddle Twilight during sex.
>>12016848Well if you think about itPrincesses have the sexual ability of an earth pony, unicorn, AND pegasuses
>>12016824Bullshit, they know exactly how attractive they are and love to tease their lowly subjects, because they get off on the thought of stallions trying to hide their dripping erections whenever they shake those plump asses around
>>12016854At least one person.
>>12016863you try to sex her but she's just so awkward about the subject you never get around to it.
>>12016865what about crystal ponies and changelings
ok MLPG pick a ponyJust one nowGot it?You are asleep but then wake up to find pony on top of you! No, not like that. They're asleep too. And put their entire weight on your torso. What do you do?
>>12016873you're thinking of rainbow dash
Celestia would be so disappointed if she could see this thread right now.
>>12016869http://i.imgur.com/HBg1xOh.jpgLuna is such a tease
>>12016885Never move ever again.Ever.
>>12016885I struggle to breath, that's a big pony, not the biggest, but it probably weighs more than me.
>>12016895I agree, we're not talking nearly enough about how much we'd pleasure her.
>>12016885Get a rock-solid boner, then ask her to please roll over to the side because she's very heavy and it's difficult for me to breathe
>>12016885>And put their entire weight on your torsoFUCK SHIT GET OFF RARITYI CAN'T BREATH
>>12016885cuddle the FUCK out of her. Then sigh in happiness when she gives me a winghug while still unconscious.
>>12016892hheh
>>12016906
>>12016906Three hours of pure pony pleasure.
>>12016904>>12016885wait im confusedWe have a fair idea about pony height now, but how much do pony weigh?
How does one edge.
>>12016874yes
>>12016856I sure hope Prince Soarin wouldn't order me to do anything sexual with him~
>>12016885wrap arms around pony and cuddle herthen die of a heart attack
>>12016895She knows every thought you've ever had about any and everything pony related. All the lewd fantasies, all the drunken greentexts, everything. If anything, she'd compliment you on your vivid imagination, and maybe give you a smack on the ass.
>>12016930He'd order you tostop being such a beta
>>12016895nothing shocking about that. 90% of the world would be disappointed this thread and group of people exist.
>>12016920light enough to step on a cake
>>12016885thankfully, it's applebloom.I'll still be able to get out of bed to use the bathroom
>>12016920I imagine about 50lbs
>>12016936Would he punish me if I don't?
>>12016720>she shrieks and runs away, all the art supplies and groceries fall out of her bag>expensive pencils, watercolors, etc.>looks like she was one of the betterdrawfags of the MLH community>not that it matters, as a couple minutes later you are arrested by gruff armor ponies>Turns out Doctor Bees was a reoccuring villain on the show you happen to resemblewhat do you have to say for yourself, anon? You should already know pones are easily spooked.
>>12016921Masturbate, stop right before you're about to cum, then repeat until you feel you've had enough. Anything beyond an hour has diminishing returns in pleasure.
>>12016935>She knows every thought you've ever had about any and everything pony relatedThat's not good, that's not good at all.
>>12016941>90%More like 99.9999999999999999%
>>12016885I hug the pony and go back to sleep.
>>12016959But how do I stop just before, and how will I know when it is?
>>12016961She doesn't care, but once she knows, she'll probably go out of her way to tease you as much as possible.
>>12016951Yes. 2 years hard labor and mandatory military service.
>>12016972You can't tell when you're about to cum anon?
>>12016885Dammit why does the show have to be so far awayShe's so large and heavyI'd wrap my arms around her and see if I can let her fall gently off of me on the mattress, so that it's just my arm that's suffocated instead of all of me
>>12016943Ponka is an exception. a few helium ballons were able to hold her up in "It's about time"AJ in SAYS could weigh down an entire hot air balloon.
>>12016983unf
>>12016943That was just a really dense cake.
>>12016920Well, pony is on earth now so judging by their size and assuming density of a normal pony, then Celestia could weigh as much as 600lbs.http://www.horseforum.com/miniature-horses/miniature-pony-weight-table-114930/That's an unbelievable weight to be on your chest.
>>12016981>she teases you at every given chance>she will never actually go beyond that thoughWorse than hell.
>>12016961I'd probably be sent to the moon. She'd think I'd be too dangerous to be around her ponies.JOKES ON HER MAGIC DON'T WORK ON THIRD DIMENSION DWELLERS
>>12016983Joke's on you -- the military is gay as fuck, so you can't stop me from getting off to this particular turn of events.
>>12016972Experiment. Generally, you can tell easily where the point of no return is, but if not, just keep going until the urge is strong, then stop. What matters is that you're continually delaying ejaculation, and the longer you delay it, the harder you cum in the end.
>>12016961I never really found the ponies sexy, so I'll live
I'm gunna go to bed and pretend my snuggle pillow is Pinkie Pie and there's NOTHING you can do to stop me so there
>>12017008I don't think you understand. That mandatory service is there because of the conquest he's about to wage against the Griffons. Have fun on the front lines, soldier.
>>12017003Exactly. They relish in your sexual frustration, it amuses them to see you squirm.
>>12017023>tfw I've been essentially doing that every night for what feels like forever now
>>12017025Griffons are hot
>>12016920a normal pony is about 200-500 lbsa cartoon pony is maybe between 180-350 lbs
>>12017025So I get raped by a griffon later? Awesome.
>>12017012>>12016987I don't want to go past the point of no return but wouldn't want to stop too early. Sounds like I have to be precise.
wait for it
>>12017023I do that every night, minus the pinkie pie part.
>>12016897I hate how much femdom turns me on, because I like to think I'm not a submissive beta, even if in my heart I know it's true
>>12017037You're overthinking this, anon.
>finally crack and make a furaffinity account>follow some artists who draw my fetish>150+ new art submissions everydaywhat in the fuck how do furries draw so much
>>12017026>sadly, they had to find out that Anon is immune against their magic for some reason>they were sore for weeks afterwards
>>12017053No jobs and no quality control.
>>12017035Dismembered and mutilated.Griffins are very brutal and bloodthirsty.
>>12017035you're supposed to pretend you're not going to enjoy it
>>12017037You're overcomplicating things, haven't you ever done this before? Touch your dick, when you feel yourself getting close, stop, it doesn't matter how close, the point is to delay the final orgasm.
>>12017053being NEET helps
>>12017044It gives me an urge to dominate a bitch.
>>12017056>implying their massive horsey legs couldn't kick the crap out of youYou'd be all over the place by the time they were done, and not in a good way
>>12017023but your pillow doesn't smell of frosting or have a hot wet pussy you can lazily thrust into
>>12017062sexually?Unf
>>12017028>you will never get drunk with mike
>>12016999i want to have celestia roll over on me in her sleepit is a good death
>>12017039you're terrible
>>12017062I think I'll be such a good little fucktoy that they'll spare me, at least before they sell me to the dragons or zebras or something.>>12017063Oh, right. Sorry. Yeah the above would be horrible! Please don't rape me, big strong catbird~
>>12016897>wearing shoeswhat a cunt, barefoot feels so much better
>>12017069>and not in a good wayIt's like you don't even know this place. I can guarantee you that there is some Anon in here who would get off to getting kicked by marshmallow horses.
which pony would be the most awkward in trying to have sex with you?
http://deadspin.com/the-my-little-pony-convention-2013-highlights-video-i-740741758
>>12017103Fluttershy
>>12017091They don't take prisoners, anon. What do you think they eat out there? Their victims.
>>12017083It wouldn't be that good anon.You wouldn't die, her whole weight would be distributed evenly along your body, though it may become extremely difficult to breath if her weight if focused on your chest.
One time Pinkie Pie got bit on the fanny by Gummy really really hard.She was ok, but it gave her a very serious case of swamp ass!
>>12017113
>>12017103Scootaloo
>>12017103It would be pretty awkward with most of them since I don't want to have sex with them.
>>12017070>not having a scented pillow>not sticking a custom oven-baked silicone mare vagina stuffed full of lube inside
>>12017101kicky biglegs
I'd rather get sucked off by a pony than fuck one, something about those eyes are so unfhttp://i.imgur.com/c161XuI.gif
>>12017107I am okay with this.
>>12017091>implying dragons think you're worth anything>implying they'd give you up to the civilized zebrasIt's straight to the Diamond Dogs' mines with youbut you won't be mining as much as you'll be being mined by their penises, I mean.
>>12017123It's happening regardless.
>>12017127I want to tickle her legs and watch her squirm, trying to hold back the urge to kick
nom!
>>12017136In which case it would be pretty awkward.
>>12017135No prisoners, anon.
>>12017113Don't you fucking joke about thatSwampass is fucking awfulThat shit's worse than batwinging
>>12017132Fluttershy looks good in my clothing
>>12017135oh no~
Stop trying to tempt me into pleasuring myself to ponies, MLPG
>>12017070>you will never sleep in the same bed with pony>you will never hear your pony wink faintly as she snoozes, no doubt thinking of you
>>12017104I really find people riffing all over this distasteful
What does pony think of your penis compared to a stallion?
>>12017178just do it already, geez
>>12017172>>12017132lewd
>>12017135Why wouldn't the dragons want a nice fleshy hole to keep around?
>>12017172Yet your clothes only look good in the trash
>>12017181lewd
>>12017186she probably thinks it looks weird.
>>12017196
>>12017178There are worse things in life anon. It's not like youre abusing or hurting someone. God wouldn't care.
>>12017172That's a pretty small shirt then.
>>12017110>soft warm pony goddess on my bodyhnngggwhat if she talks in her sleepwhat would she say
>>12017172She looks good in any clothing.
>>12017186This was measured too using real pony as reference.I don't recall the numbers though.
>>12017213havent you ever heard of trash talk!
pony demands anal but you're all out of lube
>>12017221I've seen this picture a dozen times but never really noticed how cute that tiny shirt is on herIt would pair great if she had some panties on under there too
>>12017218It was biggerShe cut holes in it for her wings and made it smaller without my permission
Congratulations! We at Hasbro has chosen you to write the lines for our new line of talking plushies! We are targeting our older fans with this line and as such we want some lines that will be appreciated by this target audience!
>>12017192because it's not made of gold, duh.>>12017174That's right, ya freak.Hope you were in the Boy Scouts when you were a kid, 'cause you're going to be dealing with a lot of knots not THOSE kind of knots, the ones on their dicks, you know.
>>12017224im not asking the size, I'm asking what pony would think of it
>>12017239Lube or no, pony is SOL because it's not happening.
>>12017216>>12017189I like this one but it's technically not a pony, so I guess it's ok>>12016897
>>12017224Average pony penis length would be about 8 or 9 inches I think it said.And stallions don't even get their entire length inside and they only last a few seconds.
>>12017247"Fill my party hole with your goof juice!"
4 quests run by 4 different drawfags, all set in the same story woth different protagonistspuzzle's solutions can be found hidden in the other quests, and the indiviual stories are all interwoventhis will never happen;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>>12017250Stupid racist dragons
>>12017247>"I'm the best pony"
>>12017247"Please don't cum in my hair"
>>12017247No lines, just half an hour of moaning.
>>12017247WA HA HA
>>12017271>>12017273>>12017278
>>12017186They think it's cute, and they like the way you buck your hips when they lick the tip
>>12017278Oh man, thisthis so muchalso>Chic, unique, and magnifique~
>>12017247Harshwhinny Plushie>"Synergy!">"Damn interns">"Lets fly to the office!">"Put me down you ruffian!">"You better not wrinkle my suit"
Is MLPG ever good, or is just carious degrees of shit?
>>12017218Draw Rarity tailoring all these new clothes for pones. And repairing the torn and ripped adventuring gear. Or more adventuring.
Euro I'm feel bad that the Fiesta Equestria concert is blowing up on the internet. But I'd like to say you were awesome at EFNW a few days ago
>>12017104>guy in a full fursuit thats not pony relateduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why
Give me requests and I will give you poorly drawn horses.Or probably not.
I wish retards wouldn't commission madmax to make comics like this. What is the point? There's no joke, no interesting feature about it. Just a waste of time and money on everyones part.
>>12017300It's pretty good right now.Nice and chill.
>>12017267>what is gold bodypaintGeez, it's like you almost don't want to be ravaged by dragons day in and day out until the only thing you know how to do is take dick and moan like a whore
>>12017300once the season starts, the place will change over night
>>12017300Do you ever post something pony related or do you just contribute to the problem and complain when it's not?
>>12017299>"Lets fly to the office!"
>>12017315Draw a soarin
>>12017266man, I can't even keep up with quests I'm interested inforget that
>>12017299ah shit i read the first two lines and they werent very good so i lowered my hopes for the rest of the post, but you really turned it around.well done
>>12017312It's actually a girl
>>12017319Nitrous oxide abuse is no laughing matter.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TW6v39_kQ
>>12017329Or they just tear him apart for easier storage.
>>12017329They'd almost certainly do it out of rage for being tricked out of a shiny golden statue. They won't be aiming to please you, just use you as their stress and anger relief toy. And they're going to have a looot of anger.
>>12017300>Is MLPG ever good, or is just carious degrees of shit?Drawfags are the only good stuff. But we have http://mlpg.co/art/index.htmlfor artists. Concentrated artsis.
>>12017319you cut off the last panel didnt youyou motherfucker
>>12017311Eh, if anything it's fair punishment for convulsing like a fucking moron. I need to figure out less frightening ways to move when I'm on stage and not singing, so at least for my portion it's somewhat fairly placed.My problem was when people I know outside of the MLP music scene sent it to me to rub it in my face. I'm not proud of how I looked on stage that night or ever, for that matter, and it just kinda sucked to have them smear that in my face, intentionally or not.
>>12017344Thank you
>>12017379http://tan575.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Nitrous-Oxide-384313385Nope, thats the entire thing.
>>12017379Mad Max usually keeps it to 3 panels.Not that the 'jokes' manage to be funny even with the short length.
>>12017380I think it's pretty funny.The best way to turn this around is to keep doing worse convsions for your next few performances.
>>12017329The hottest pony story I ever read involved griffins capturing Dash, tying her down, stuffing both her vag and rectum full of gems, and giving her to a dragon, who used his ridiculously long tongue to get all of the gems out before fucking her.
I was going to write something tonight.But then The Witcher 2 happened.
>>12017403Damn, I want a link to that
>>12017403You'd better have a link for me right now because I'm gettin all hot and bothered
>>12017152
>>12017380this is probably no compliment but you seemed less creepy compared to the rest
>>12017409There's totally still time.
>>12017403woah nellywoahohoh
>>12017414>>12017418http://www.fimfiction.net/story/82287/3/the-fire-in-her-eyes/chapter-3All of the good parts are italicized, conveniently enough.
>>12017428Nope. It's morning now.
>>12017422Yeah, he looks pretty fucking normal.Congrats Euro
>>12017433Dash has a nice ass in this picture
>>12017403THEY DO WHAT NOW TO HER?!
>>12017442That just means your more ready to do it.Grab some coffee and bunker down.
The sub has sunk!?
>>12017446Doesn't she always?
>>12017457But it's early morning and I haven't slept yet.
>>12017457*you're Good night
>>12017401Like, even I found it pretty funny. Hell, the caption at the end of that video? I was laughing pretty damn hard. I just need to keep it in check or at least see how the pros do it.>>12017422Eh, I can appreciate the sentiment. Thank you, actually.
>>12017459Subs do that, anon.It's kinda their thing.
>>12017455RAPE, PINKIERAPE
>>12017465I hope somewhere, somehow, she knows that I'm complimenting her great butt.
>>12017473>>12017401Can I get a link to said video?
>>12017480Lewd
Honk
>>12017480Best butt.
>>12017498
$1,000,000,000 or a really hot pony that wants to bang every night
>>12017480>Dash sits up in the middle of the night>Tank peeks out of his shell on her nightstand and looks on, confused>Dash utters aloud in a thoughtful tone, "Some pony is complimenting my ass.">not talking to anybody in particular, it's the middle of the night.>flops back down again and promptly resumes snoring>the frequency of times this happens to her is part of the reason she takes so many naps.
>>12017517pony
>>12017480what if it isn't great, though?
>tfw no mind control fics that dont involve Twilight or Discord
>>12017517for a billion dollars I'll find other anons who took the pony and have them killed and take the pony
>>12017443Thanks, I guess?>>12017495To be honest I'd prefer not to see it again, but I'm sure someone else here has seen it, and if it's alright, I'd prefer they hook you up with it than myself. It also includes my singing that night and I'm not proud of THAT from Fiesta Equestria, either.
>>12017517I'll go with the money.With it, I can manufacture artificial ponies with machine sentience and profit bajillions. I would give off special markerpones to MLPG for free.
>>12017512just_another_day_on_spacestation13.png
>>12017517money
Applejack = Long HaulFluttershy = ScavengerRainbow Dash = BonecrusherRarity = HookPinkie Pie = MixmasterTwilight Sparkle = ScrapperDiscuss.
>>12017521It must be pretty awkward when Fluttershy sleeps over
>>12017538
>>12017537>give off special markerpones to MLPGBut then they'll be fucked
>>12017517Could we just cuddle?
>>12017517life isn't just about fucking ponies, anon
>>12017550Yes.
>>12017523Then life wouldn't be worth living
>>12017555Are you sureI mean that's like my motto / creed that I live by
>>12017517probably 1 Billion, unless I could seel the pony for more.
>>12017561speedy butt
g-guysis BCS gone forever yet
>>12017517With a billion I can just pay a human to act like a pony.
>>12017546>Fluttershy saw the whole thing and looks at Tank for an explanation>he just shrugs and returns to his shell>about five minutes later it happens again>Fluttershy tries waving her hoof in front of Dash's face>it seems she's doing it in her sleep somehow>that morning, she brings it up to her friends and they all nervously discuss having her sent to be examined at a mental hospitalwhat have we done
>>12017582but with the pony, you can pay her to act like a human
>>12017438Neat.
>>12017517PonyA billion is enough to live off for the rest of my life easily, but not really enough to actually have any sort of huge effect on the worldAnd honestly, if pony is ok with it it would be pretty easy to entrepreneur your way into a fortune
>>12017586>implying Fluttershy would be confident enough to inform her friends
Well this happened, still need to mess with layers for more vibrant colors, but wasn't as bad as I thought without using the linework layer in SAI.
>>12017582Not the same.
>>12017589I don't think medicine is that advanced yet.
>>12017608Damn white people
>>12017601It also seems that her wings turned into socks, what a terrible future this is.
>>12017586Fluttershy has a nice butt.We can haunt them from another dimension.Neat.
>tfw no loli thread on /b/
No pone, no poneI just want to be alone today
>>12017618They're really the worst.
>>12017619SHE NEVER AKSED FOR THIS
>>12017608Not like that. You could pay the world most beautiful and expensive escort to act like your pony of choice.
>>12017638But it wouldn't be the same as cuddling your real pony
>>12017623>going on /b/>liking loli>bringing it here
>Applejack will never ask you to go with her to a signing to get her copy of Anal Sex the OST signed
>>12017655loli is the only reason to /b/
>>12017638....go on.
>>12017651But you would never have to work a day in your life and sit around a browse MLPG 16 hours a day.
>>12017660Applejack would be the type to go out and buy music
>you will never carry femanon into town on your strong back
>>12017655>responding to obvious shitposting
>>12017665But that's what I do everyday
>>12017597>she keeps it to herself and tries to quell her worries as she goes back to sleep>that morning as they're making breakfast together, Dash catches her 'mirin and assumes she has a thing for her, but doesn't say anything>>12017622>Dash starts catching Fluttershy saying that in the middle of the night>mutual 'mirin ensues>one night they both do it at the same time and actually wake up, notice each other, and freak out>for the rest of the night they discuss strange premonitions in general but try as hard as they can not to mention each other's buttswe'll drive them to madness at this point
>>12017660>you encounter Rarity and Fluttershy at the signing>they weren't with each other at the signing
>>12017530Personally I don't think people should be shitting all over the concert like they are.
>>12017665Jesus fuck just shoot me if it ever comes to that
>>12017671>You will never save up all your bits to buy your femanon a genuine Princess Tiara
>>12017687I honestly cannot find the video of what you guys are talking about
>>12017681Ponies have nice butts
>>12017681If we can drive them to touch each other's butts then my work is done
>>12017671>femanon will never carry you to town on her strong back
>>12017700see:>>12017104
>>12017712thanks
>>12017704>IS THAT ALL YOU LOVE ME FOR ANON>MY BUTT>MY BIG LUCIOUS BUTT
>>12017707>femanon will never back you into town on her strong butt
>>12017697>you will never give it to her at the end of a romantic dinner>you will never see the look on her face when she tries it on
>>12017707>anon will never carry you to town on his strong back
>>12017725>anon will never carry you to town with his strong cock
>>12017725>you will never have a back
>>12017739>baby got back
>>12017339
>>12017755what's he reaching foris it me
>>12017755mildly cute, anon.
>>12017763sure
>Elder god tiercumming in your mouth, don't spill a drop>god tierlicking the cum off your fingers>great tiercumming on your body, leaving it there>okay tiercumming on yourself and immediately cleaning it up>shit tiercumming everywhere>kill yourself tiercumming in tissues
>>12017706>Both Dash and Fluttershy nervously bring up their "butt problem" at the same time>Dash comes up with the plan to touch their butts together>They figure they might as well, they've got no other plans other than asking Twilight in the morning>and they don't really want to have to talk to Twilight in the morning>>12017704>The instant they touch butts all of Equestria simultaneously wakes up and freaks out>They can hear the cries of panic and see the lights of entire startled households as everybody in Ponyville below suddenly becomes very self-conscious about their posteriors>Dash turns to Fluttershy. "I think we're going to have to talk to Twilight about this one."this would be a weird episode
>>12017776
>>12017780Butt it would be the episode to end all episodes
>>12017104why?
>>12017723>you will never watch her face light up as power and warmth flood her body
I'm a white male age 18-45. Everyone listens to what I say! No matter how dumb my suggestions are!
Guys don't panicBut I've some classified evidence that there're at least two ponies posting on mlpg RIGHT NOW
>>12017517it depends on the pony anon.
>>12017777what if you miss when attempting elder god tier
>>12017798homer please
>>12017798who is NBS?
>>12017801which ponies anonthis is very important
>>12017789I like the blurred watermark, that's a nice touch
>>12017798check your penisilege!
>>12017801
>>12017801why aren't you posting this in the sub, now they'll know you're onto them!
>>12017808We're not sureThat's up to you to figure out
>>12017798but you're right all the timeof course we're going to listen to you
>>12017789What the hell is Mic trying to do?
>>12017801nsa pls
>>12017825Feel up that... green thing.
>>12017818Okay I'll tryThis is an okay pony. His name is Soarin.
>>12017846>SoarinThat is clearly Jackie Chan
>>12017833Looks like he's trying to get him off stage.
>>12017846That's not soarin, that's spitfire.
>>12017845Madmax's work is funnier in her native tongue.
>>12017801Perhaps it's Twilight and Princess Celestia, backtracing Dash's latent psychic transplanar links.If so, we're sorry about the whole 'butts' thing. Not very, actually. But we're sorry you found out about it.
>>12017857I prefer my version of events.
>>12017846that is a very cute pony
>>12017860DASH HAS BEEN SPOTTED
>>12017884I dunno it might not be Dash. She would be a little more offended. It might be Twilight.
The next one may be harder to guess. New information suggests they are lurking. However, it's also been revealed that they enjoy drawing.
I'm cold, I wish I had a pony to cuddle with.
>>12017801Alright.GENTLEMEN.Guess we've got a TRAITOR among us. To be precise, TWO traitors. It could be you, it could be me, it could be ANY ONE OF US.Now, who could it be?
>>12017904Easy
>>12017911Well you don't.
>>12017911sexually?
>>12017914*pumps shotgun*
>>12017902Twilight would capitalize their names.
>>12017904It's TRIXIE! Just according to THAT DRAWING RIGHT THERE!
>>12017931>>12017914*grabs 50. cal sniper and combat blade*
>>12017935Good point, it's probably Dash and she was trying to seem calm to not rouse suspicion.
>>12017936>implying Trixie doesn't only visit those 24/7 image dump threads for herself
>>12017924Sexually and non-sexually.
>>12017952*RPs crushing your cards like the largest faggot around*
>>12017924>Twilight
>>12017931>>12017952*grab2 diick2*
