Rarara thread. Post rarity or be un-fabulous last thread>>11996581
>>11999595Implying the name of the artist,is glancojusticar
Make it sotp
fuck this awful shit. we will never use this thread.
>>11999595WHO DREW THIS, I MUST KNOW.They're art is simply fabulous
>>12003853GlancoJusticarhe makes the best humans
>>12003901I wish I could draw that good digitally.
>>12003853GlancoJusticar. Not the best, but I really enjoy his stuff.
>>12003901>>12003925>best>not the best
>>12003957subjective nature of the topic
>>12003901>humans>Twilight is clearly an elf
>>12004000better than having a unicorn horn jutting out of her forehead.
what if pony was a size queen
>>12003999The Bridesmaid looks terrible on AJ.
>>12003999Shit, this is small even for me.Does it come in a larger size?>>12004000I had adapted the MLP universe for a quickie D&D session once. Earth ponies wer humans in a druidic culture. Pegasus were based off greek stylings with winged feet. Unicorns were far-east brown mystical types with a third eye.
>>12004061That's the point.Bridesmaids are supposed to look horrible. The bride has to look good by comparison.
>>12004073Check his deviantart page.The others in the series are too large to post.
>>12004054horses have comparatively large dicks, but their four legged posture prevents them from using the whole length of it.ia human were to fuck a pone a normal human dick would be more than enough.
>>12004073Deers make better druids. I can only see Earth Ponies as Fighters.
>>12004116I like to imagine deers as hippeis. no magical powers, no nothing but they're high as fuck and they'll chin themsleves to trees to prevent them from being cut
>>12004116True. But I was only using the main three "races" for it.
>>12004054What if Anon was able to imagine himself a bigger dick in Equestria similar to Butters imagining things into being in Imaginationland
>>12004073>third eyeWHERE'S WEAVER WHEN YOU NEED HIM
>>12004130>Hippeis (Ancient Greek: ἱππεῖς, plural ἱππεύς, hippeus) is a Greek term for cavalry. In Athenian society, the hippeus was the second highest of the four social classes. It was composed of men with the ability to purchase and maintain a war horse during their service to the state.Deers riding ponies when
>>12004122I like your art, I like everyone's art.As I know that every time they draw they put their time and effort in to it.I wuv youAnd I know who you are and I'll kill you unless your hold that chin up high, free thinker.
>>12004106Wait. How much of their dick do they use. Like percentage or something
>>12004151>using a south park referenceNO.
>>12004151I alaways imagines Sad Sack's voice to be like an adult (non pitch corrected) version of Butters's voice.
>>12004176>I like everyone's artyou noticed me stopping to post it here then?
i found rarity's dildo collection!wanna play with them?
>>12004176>I like everyone's art.Some day I'll have to save the "X doubt" image macro
>>12004190That's actually pretty neat. I still wonder what SB actually sounds like
>>12004214NOYOU'RE GOING TO PUT THEEM BACK WHERE OU FOUND THEMDAMN RARITY IS GOING TO KILL ME
>>12004226I still wonder if his girth matches his 8"
>>12004214>read that as "rarity's diablo collection">nostalgia>can't stop thinking of nerd rarity grinding uber tristram like nobody's buisness
>>12004255She light skin, BCS.
Would you tell a joke to a filly non-sexually?What joke would you tell?Which filly?
you know? I've gotta hand it to her. now that bcs write in wapanese, at least I don't know what the fuck she's saying and I can ignore her posts more easily.
>>12004280The AristocratsAll of them
>>12004280GREEN AND PURPLE GREEN AND PURPLE GREEN AND PURPLE GREEN AND PURPLE
>>12004280A brick joke.
>>12004280i don't know any jokes
>>12004277>see through dress that clearly shows genitalshave you nerds come up with a new word to use besides unf? i need something stronger here.
>>12004251That would also be pretty neat but my primary interest in SB is nonsexual, he just seems like a cool dude
>>12004292If she darken,Rarity would think its mud and wash herself in a bubble bath.
>>12004302I don't see any genitals. I don't think ponies even HAVE genitals.
>>12004212I know that feel, I've posted my work and nobody has responded or criticized.It fucking hurts man, I work so damn hard on something and nobody even likes it enough to respond. It even happened in a row, that's why I stopped posting my art for a week.
inb4 >you are no better
>>12004302I'm a fan of "lord have mercy"
>>12004285Yeah, it's much more suffer-able that way.
>>12004290would you go to a summer festival with pone
Good night MLPG
>>12004314I don't know, you tell me?
>>12004168>WHERE'S WEAVER WHEN YOU NEED HIMi'm right here chief
>>12004326>> It even happened in a row>that feel when posting a sketch/new picture with "feedback please">no response>for all three of them
>>12004330I think that's pretty justified. What kind of filter is that though?
>>12004337But they all look like they're having so much fun, how do I choose which pone to go with?
>having to delete a post because you forgot to add the most important part.Absorutery shamefurAnywaysTaking requests.
>>12004402I choose my favorites
>>12004379BCS, watch Baby Cake. That implies ponies had sex to get babies.
>tfw LK is sickI just wanna nurse him back to health
>>12004402You choose a CMC, they're guaranteed to come up with some form of hijinks or another!
>>12004402the answer is pikupiku
>>12004326>>12004381SURPRISE SURPRISEMLPG IS SHIT FOR NONE CIRCLEJERKING ARTISTSWHO FUCKING KNEW
>>12004310Hanging with depressedfags is pretty grating though.
>>12004408Applejack having a hard time deciding which amongst several identical hats to wear.
>>12004376thanks for updating nanquest, it's so good to have you back therealso I love the concept of quorum, if you ever run a D&D style campaign I'm so in.goddamnit weaver you're so good it hurts
>>12004408Sweetie as rarity and Rarity as Sweetie.
>>12004381>>12004326both of you post something right now, then link to the archive where it got ignoredI don't believe either of you
>>12004430I have 4chan X and it doesn't look anything like that. Though I have the ihavenoface version.
>>12004423No but it be nice for constructive criticism, ignoring people posting there art won't help them get better.
>>12004408Sweetie and Applebloom throwing Scootaloo a surprise party
>>12004376Do something entertaining and funny.
>>12004381anon,you're nto supposed to get on mlpg to get praise for your work, it doesn't work like that
ok i admit iti love hershe's cute, she's pretty, she's adorkable, she has a great color scheme and mane and cutie marki love her until the moment she gets wings, then she's dead to me
>>12004408Sweetie Belle doing something adorable!Sweetie Belle in gym clothes!Sweetie Belle singing in a patch of flowers!Sweetie Belle doing anything whatsoever!
>>12004464Sounded more like he wanted criticism
>>12004423>>12004454Oh shit misread, actually I agree 100% with you.
>>12004425>gratingNot really, I just wouldn't know what to say, since I can't really help, and I don't know what depression feels like.
>>12004415LK is sick? Nothing serious I hope.
>>12004469cutest smartest all around best pony.Wings killed her a bit but at least she's got her personality.
>>12004423I wonder how many artists left because they didn't participate in any circlejerking.
>>12004475>Sweetie Belle in gym clothes!>sweetie is more muscular than youhow do you feel about this
>>12004497The wings mean that there is more pony to love now.
>>12004423What if we just got rid of all of the artists?
>>12004280Knock knock.>Who's there?Interrupting cow.>Inter-MOO.
>>12004515they look kind of ugly
>>12004508Well horses are pretty strong, so I don't mind.
>>12004520MLPG would be no different since there are no artists left here.
>>12004529And then you milked that cow.
>>12004469>>12004497Twilight getting wings is akin to having your waifu suddenly grow a thick penis.Its nice and somebody is going to appreciate it, but it's not going to be me.
>>12004543>Twilight getting wings is akin to having your waifu suddenly grow a thick penisLearn your alicorn anatomy.
>>12004543>tfw hasbro will never make twilight futa
>after many months finally get to fly again>go up, do all the paperwork, preflight the plane>go to start it>won't start>try again>nope>call up, get external power to charge batteries>THAT DID IT>start it, pull up to hold line>alternator 2 is dead>no big deal, can fly without it>tac is showing 0 RPMFFFFFFFFFFFUCKSTOP BREAKING YOU DAMN PLANEI have failed you speedy cloud lightning butt.
>>12004559>Hasbro will never give a license to Bad Dragon>there will never be horsedildos colored like the dicks of your favorite pones
>>12004583there are alreadyalso fleshlights.
I liked this part because she's like "Welp, everything's fucked, but at least we have lettuce."
>>12004602Yeah, it's those hideous anthro mare ones
>>12003901>>12003925not the same after lighting dust
>>12004602but they don't even wink...do they?
>>12004617Gotta keep on smiling, right?
>>12004613Cute, thank you.
>>12004602>fleshlightWhat are you? Gay?
>>12004664Not at all, considering that Sweetie's going to spill that shake all over him.
>>12004664hell yes, I'd kill for a shake right now
>>12004647give them time...
>>12004664Well, at least the sperglord has got excellent taste in ponae.
>>12004664>going to mcdonaldsno not at all
>>12004674I'm just stating facts,anon.
>>12004684Speak moonrunes one more time and I'll Air Trick to your house and Million Stab you.
should i draw today? is it worth it?
>>12004714>Million StabFUCK YOU
>>12004714Is this her new 'thing' now?In a way it's nice because I don't have to actually read her posts anymore.
>>12004664Nigga best be stepping away from my future waifu or else I'm gonna blow his ass up
>>12004714are you for real
>>12004717I've been working on this foalcon pic all day, and it won't even be finished until tomorrowit ain't worth it
>>12004462>Do something entertaining and funny.sorry I think you're looking for the other guy
>>12004749AppleDan you need better standards
>>12004718Yep, pretty much
>>12004727Trillion Stab was DmC, Million Stab was DMC.It's like you never played the games.
>yfw all the ponies get their very own boyfriend in season 4
>>12004769that was the joke
>>12004758Who are you? I'm curious, because you've been posting about it all day
>>12004771See you in five minutes.Good thing I unlocked Super Stiller.
>>12004717sure.draw scoots and dash
>>12004775Will I be the boyfriend?
>>12004775>Hasbro fucks up and puts Applejack with Caramel.
>>12004775This would be terrible.No, not because they'd be getting boyfriends.But because they'd just shoehorn characters we've never even fucking seen into their lives out of the blue.I hate that shit.
>>12004786i did. a long time ago.
>>12004749Why make her your waifu when she could be your ponimouto
>>12004775It will all be over soon.Don't worry.
>>12004766>get called AppleDan>>12004809Why not both?
OH MY GOD, PONY HAS BEEN MURDERED!WHO DON DID IT?
>>12004796>CaramelJackI will break someone.No, I don't ship CaraMac, it makes zero sense. Even, I don't know, CaramelTavia is more likely.
>>12004804what if all of season 4 did was slowly bring the potential boyfriends into the ponies lives?
>>12004775What if Twilight Sparkle had an african american boyfriend.
>>12004807then draw filly celestia and luna
>>12004830I would laugh at the implied kissing cousins.
>>12004775>Fluttershy's will never be Mac because Cheerileewhat a shame, they're so adorable together
>>12004841He would most certainly outrank her in intelligence.
>>12004825What's wrong with that?
>>12004830>not shipping CaraDash
>>12004841That won't happen until Palette Swap becomes canon
>>12004836Who gave you a picture of my room!?
>>12004835>slowlythat's not how hasbro works
>>12004841what kind of african american? He better be portrayed as a zebra or I would be pissed.
>>12004862You're a waifu slut danny boy
>>12004862YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED ONE WAIFU.
>>12004825I like the way you think
>>12004836>average rumblefag room
>>12004841>african americanyou mean hoofrican-equestrian?
>>12004843i'll try. haven't drawn in weeks.if you don't post you know that i have failed.
>>12004781I'd like to stay anonymous while I'm on mlpg.
>>12004862>>12004882You're a slutYou're crazy in the coconut
>>12004874>Hes just a one shotcharacter.
>>12004826DONUT JOE IN THE CONSERVATORY WITH THE CANDLESTICK
>>12004894*if i don't post
>>12004835>slowlysee>>12004873>OH YEAH DID I MENTION I HAVE A BROTHER>AND HE'S MARRYING A FUCKING PRINCESS
>>12004882OOOH DANNY BOOOYYYTHE WAIFUS WAIFUS ARE CAALIIIINNG
>>12004896It's not like we'll dox you
>>12004852>FlutterMac is a very cute ship anyway.
>>12004901250 ml is a pretty big shot
>>12004475I am not sorry.
>>12004884Would you happen to have that Sweetie dance date thing?
>>12004530I think the wings are rather cute
That icepack update was pretty fuckin kawaii GG
>>12004915why wasn't shining armor at the grand galloping galawhy wasn't cadance at the grand galloping galawhy weren't they at any royal events before
>>12004919dox, no, but I've had past bad experiences with mlpgers hassling on my tumblr and whatnot.
>>12004925I think that was a Travon joke.
>>12004929just check the feelworks
>>12004836>using a bag as a posterThis is a new kind of terrible.
>>12004929>Sweetie dance date thing?>sweetie dance date thing>dance dateOH MY GODthat must have been from at least 3 months agoIt was never finishedwhy god why
>>12004926I was about to say that I never asked for this, but I guess that technically that's not true.
>>12004954Rose pls, you know it's a false flag
>>12004932Giffy approved ship.
>>12004968Is that even updated? Plus I checked and I didn't see it.>>12004980The dance date was another thing entirely.But yeah, that picnic date was never finished.
>>12004882Not anymore man, I got cleaned up.
>>12004877>you will never find cushions to place in a circle around your lowest table as you prepare to DM for the girls' very first PnP quest
>>12005002Yeah, until you move onto the next one
>>12004997Still better than TwiDash.
>>12005007Puzzles and Ponies?
>>12004986What a shame.
>>12005001>But yeah, that picnic date was never finished.You're welcome.
>>12005002>you will never give a pony a hooficure with your mouth
>>12005015why are rumbling ponies so funny?
>>12005019BCS has become the ultimate shitposter pretty much
>>12004998>Only the Macho Man can fish for a fight and always catch one.>Literally.
MLPG name one thing your going to improve on in your art/writing/whateveryoudoFor me it's anatomy of pony kind.
>>12005020>triple luna orgasmI don't even.
>>12005021I was using it as pencil & paper. I mean, they've already gone on a number of real quests.But yes, I would play Puzzles and Ponies with ponies.
Why do you start going to MLPG? Why do you continue to go to MLPG?
>>12005019NBS and BCS are the shitposters of the month
>>12005028Eat shit NBS.
>>12005016Not as good as RainDash though.
>>12005020I would put that on a shirt.Get so many mares with that.Swimming in them.
>>12005022Oh my god, anon, a bomb!
>>12005000it's okayit would have been cute though
>>12005037 never mind. i'll check the archives."you can take the man out of MLPG, but you can't take MLPG you of the man"
>>12005029>You will never iron Ms. Harshwhinny's suits for her>she will never peck you on the cheek and put on a pot of coffee
>>12005052i was hornyi still get horny from time to time no matter how much i masturbatewhy is this
>>12005005No one pointed that out at all last night. How did I never notice?
>>12005049>not a shirt
>>12005041>writing>MLPGkekekealso, >limiting yourself to pony stop being a retard
>>12005058No thanks, you can have it.>>12005060Selfcest?Bueno. Unless you mean Raindrops. Then fuck off.
>>12005041everything>>12005052i started going to mlpg because bcs told me about iti continue to go because i like talking to you guys
>>12005041I don't know, there are so many things wrong with it that I don't even know where to start
>>12005081>my life was shirt
>>12005077I still say you should finish it and submit it to EQD so those fuckers can see an actual funny comic.
>>12005041I can do the writting part, i have trouble deciding how and where to take things.
>>12005066somedaybut not yet
>>12005041I am going to shed my skin. Or try anyway.
>>12005041My word count.
>>12005040I like to think Applejack was actually eating that apple before she noticed Macho Man was in the tree.That's not what I had in mind when I drew it, though.
>>12005108They probably wouldn't even put it up, too offensive or whatever
>>12005041my construction is shitso I must be better
>>12005052the people here are exactly like me, which isn't flattering to me or them, but is still the truth.
>>12005052a) to experience the magic of friendshipb) self-loathing and resentment
>>12005041Finishing pieces and starting somewhere that isn't the middle.Wordcount won't even be an issue until I fucking finish something, I doubt it will be even when I do, though.
>>12005093Go fuck yourself.
>>12005049Are they orgasming? What the fuck, man?
>>12005052Because the show was fun.Because I have nowhere else to go.
>>12005034Just fuck off, why are you evening doing this?You use to be one of my favorite artist in MLPG, now you become nothing but a shitposter.You changed man, you changed.
>>12005041Im gonna try to make my drawings pop with color, rather than looking flat.But I don't know where to start.And I'm gonna work on posing.
>>12005129>Why is that apple just floating here?>Oh well, free apple...>Macho Man is sitting in the tree dead silent.>As soon as the line twitches he starts spouting one liners.>Spins a little.
>>12005108When did you ever say that? They've put a couple of my Iron Will things on there in the past. I guess I could send it in if you guys think I should.What if bronies started drawing more Macho Man, though?
>>12005041Backgrounds, anatomy, perspective.
>>12005114I don't know how to embed sounds with the pluginhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fAVQgsM1wY
>>12005135>It's from the evil MLPG?>Far too offensive!Never mind that Randy is dead, they won't even realize that part.
>>12005041Proportion, placement, perspective, planes, patterns, conception, construction, contour, character and consistency>implying I'll ever start
>>12005180but they showed the christmas book
>>12005166Eh said it last night.And who cares if they do, it's not like they can beat that dead horse.
>>12005153>doesn't know about the shirt that it's parodying
>>12005180>tfw you're the fandom's boogeymen>we're actually the only true fans of the show__
For all you writers out there that don't suck.
>>12005211>posting screencap of a tumblr reaction post
>>12005164Pffft, that's hilarious.
would you like to buy some flutterbutter
>>12005193Because Seth is secretly Tsundere for MLPG.
>>12005211>xiaolin showdownthat was a good show.
>>12005228go back to shyra,you.
>>12005019and stop deleting your posts, it just attracts more attention, which is probably not something you want
>>12005225Anything Macho Man is instantly hilarious.
>>12005224I've seen this posted before. Your point?>>12005238Yes. Yes it was.
>>12005211that's right though
>>12005135>>12005180Well they put up that Iron Will princess thing and that Derpy comic I did. Don't see why they wouldn't plop something like that somewhere if they had anything similar to group it with.That Derpy comic is the only thing I think I've ever made that was worthwhile. >>12005197>brones not beating a dead poneElaborate.
>>12005253i made it from my own milk
>>12005270My point is that you are cordially invited to eat all of my shit.
>>12005262I really miss Macho Man. He was one of my favorites growing up as a kid. He left us too soon.
>>12005211You think everyone sucks except you.
>>12005275Nice man I like your style.Never leave me...
>>12005282>Elaborate.Hes not a horse you dumb dumbBut seriously, what's the worse that could happen?
My best friend who I used to crush on in high school got engaged. Can you guys post a few melancholy ponies please?
>>12005300No, I like a few people.
>>12005285would you drink tara's breastmilki bet she makes enough to run a dairy
>>12005290You're just shitty at writing, NBS
>>12005290The fact of the matter is, anybody with the will to jot down a couple thousand words about ponies doing shit will become a "popular" and in demand writefag in this community.You can't do the same with art. If you try it, it will look like shit and it will be laughed at. It will take years to get good.Any writefags that don't believe me are welcome to try.
>>12005314Macho Man x Rainbow Dash fanfiction.I feel a little guilty making him elbow drop rainbow horses enough as it is.
>>12005285>i made it from my own milk
>>12005206We don't like the show as much as bronies right now, though I guess that doesn't really disqualify us, since it comes from actually caring.
>>12005290Fuck off, shitstain
>>12005324No, I'd only want to breastfeed from people I actually like.
>>12005343If someone started streaming horse cartoons right now the general would die because everyone would go watch it.Bronies, probably not.
>>12005322Until they dare to have an opinion that differs from your own.
>>12005315You only have one option, you must kill the challenger.
>>12005346Ghost's ponies are so great
>>12005346this is seriously fucking cute.
>>12005331Shit writers are just as loathed
>>12005331People seem to like EA alright. What's got a shellfish up your oyster hole?
>>12005328>>12005331See >>12005328>>12005369Rediv is friends with Jessy and I don't hate her. Checkmate.
>>12005346>You will never have a girlfriend trying to cheer you up and encourage you
>>12005367>>12005343We sure are superior to bronies huh guys.
>>12005388Stop blowing on my face
>>12004664Oh christ that Tops tshirt on underneath, he's from NY (or the surrounding area....)
>>12005275The cracks are already forming.
>>12005380they're not, they're really notthere's no accounting for quality in the fanfiction community
>inane bitching>not posting bestest pony
>>12005391EA isn't actually any good. The reason he's so adored is because he's willing to do hardcore fetish stuff that nobody else will touch.
>>12005371He's a US Army dentist. I'm just a non-threatening oddball.
>>12005331what if i told you both writing and drawing is a waste of time and the world would be better off if you people got real jobs instead and contributed to society
>>12005431I don't see you posting pink too.
>>12005410Other than reproducing(no, this doesn't mean I'm all about sex, I focus on the offspring part of it), what's the point of being in a relationship? Once they, as friends, have done everything they can do for you, you don't keep them around.
>>12005414Not saying that at all, projector man...Just stating opinion on if we like the show more or not.Bronies tend to shift towards liking the crowd the show attracts.
>>12005437And it's funny as shit. What's the problem?
>>12005391Why would you respond to shitposting about fanfiction? This whole "writers are worthless!" thing goes on multiple times every day
>>12005445is she satan now or something?
>>12005450what if I told you browsing mlpg is a waste of time and asked you why you're here
>>12005431Anon that's a Diamond Dog...
>>12005431You think Rarity likes burritos?
>>12005450I would probably ignore your existence or reply with a "1/10 made me reply"
>>12005399I don't need to cite jack-shit. Your writing sucks. It's an objective fact.
>>12005450I'd agree with you on the writing, disagree with the drawing
>>12005452Cuddles.I like cuddles a lot.And intimacy is good.
>>12005452My Little Pony: Friendship is Functional
>>12005424>>12005438One day I'm going to find a girl like this...And they ain't gonna be a landwhale either.I mean, come on, I'd eat them out and cuddle them whenever they asked for it. My jaw would just be really tired all the time.
>>12005462Nah she just has a good taste in clothing
>>12005442>he's a DEEEEEEEEEEENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTYour path becomes ever clearer, pic oh so certainly related.maybe if you took a trip to the Home Depot garden center....
>>12005331That's mostly because you don't start at zero when you 'become a writer'.You already learned the basics like the alphabet, syntax, grammar and so on in school and used your writing skills for years.With art, it's much more likely that you have never done anything besides some scribbles on your homework which would be equal to a child trying to copy some letters with crayon.
Which pony would love her son too much to kick him out of the house even if he was an alcoholic who stole from her, then committed suicide and she'd blame herself for enabling himI think this might be a Lifetime movie script
>>12005442>army wifehave fun watching her get really fat
>>12005450>drawing>not contributing to societyConcept art and design.
>>12005487WHAT A FUCKING WHORSE.
>>12005452That's why sisters make the best lovers. Siblings are for life.
>>12005487unf fluttehips unf
>>12005462You're a moron.
>>12005475How so, then? Name my problem areas.No seriously, I'd appreciate it.>>12005482>muh intimacyFedoramancers, fedoramancers everywhere.>>12005500Maybe. Given that I'm the youngest of three half brothers, I wouldn't know.
>>12005442>Threatened by a dentist.What's he going to do? Scape your teeth menacingly? Was he trained in gorilla cavity filling?
>>12005508Okay, I'll guess I have to agree with your arguments.
>>12005489YOU'LL BE A DENTIIIIIISTTTTTTT
>>12005514>Fedoramancersthe fuck does that even mean? Is this the new "marker knight" or whatever?
>>12005506You'll be drawing porn nonstop before you know what happened.
>Still getting baited and replying to the people that want to shit on othersStop it, stop it now
>>12005487I'd love to cure what's troubling her consensually
>>12005535hip new word for aspergers
>>12005514>hurr I'm alpha intimacy and cuddles are shit I just want to bang bitches hurr>where's my club I gotta go hit something very hard so I can show I'm stronk
>>12005538Goddamn, we sure do like to take art relationships fast here.
>>12005535Doing anything that normal people do is spaghetti to this anon
>>12005535Some new buzzword or some shit.But be damned if you use a 'trigger' you are then Satan himself.
>>12005514>not appreciating intimacyDo you have antisocial personality disorder or something?
>>12005450You'd probably be right, but then again for some of us drawing is just a hobby we do when we're not at those real jobs.
>>12005538You'll never take me alive.
>>12005521Being able to string a sentence together is not some kind of leg up on being a good writer. It's like saying even beginner artists know how to draw circles and squares, so it's not like they're starting from scratch.And for fuck's sake, half the writefags can't even string sentence together.
>>12005542>Still getting baited and replying to the people that want to sit on othersunf
>>12005542broken english anon, please get help, there's nothing left here for you, why are you doing this to yourself
any danganya related requests
>>12005528Would you name your giant plant after your pony waifu?
>>12005552fapping to you
>>12005567that's what they all say...
>>12005538>>12005567He's probably right though, I think we have a list of contributors that said that they wouldn't draw anything lewd about ponies but failed to keep their word.Specially you, that you're friends with MT
>>12005535Don't bother trying to understand himHe'll say literally anything to try to piss you off.
>>12005585The one I requested months agoHer Gala dress.
>>12005542fuck, meant to say >shit on others
>>12005585Taking Ice Pack off the ceiling after all the blood rushes to his head from being upside-down all night.
>>12005551I never said I wanted to reproduce.>>12005565No, I just acknowledge that people lose their worth after a while, and I'm playing the hand life dealt me, despite the fact it changes the cards every time I look away.
>>12005585HER AND ZECORA TALKINGWITH ICE PACK WATCHING AND FREAKING OUT
>>12005568>Being able to string a sentence together is not some kind of leg up on being a good writerBut that's not what I said. I only said you already know the rough basics of your craft when you pick up writing.While you probably don't know anything at all about art, because it's either not taught at all or the lessons are so awful that you could as well not have taken them.
>>12005585Danganya and Ice pack having a picnic
>>12005567You won't need to be alive, you'll be dead inside already. So how long till you might draw lewd/seductive ponies, not 100% porn just sexy shit.I really want to see your lewd art
>>12005585Danganya and Ice Pack watching a scary movie while Ice Pack is terrified to the bone and Danganya is laughing her heart out
>>12005585cleaning something in a completely non-suggestive fashion
>>12005589anon I'm not into vore
>>12005600>pissQuit using that word. That anon didn't lose. Don't imply he did.
>>12005588i can't eat peanut butter
>>12005585Danganya cum inflation
>>12005605>never marry and reproducetrue brony.
>>12005604gently, cuddling him and caring for the headache he'll probably wake up with
>>12005617Why is everyone suddenly against porn? When did we turn into artsy fags?
>>12005632How sad.Nutter Butters are orgasmic.
What's going on today?
>>12005605Cut the flowery bullshit. You have brain problems.
>>12005595i don't know what that means but it sounds funcan i join?
the problem is you plebs dont even know what art ishttp://ninaarsenault.net/video/this transgender man wearing wacky costumes with deep music playing in the background is true art
>>12005658Same circular arguments that never will stop and other nonsense
>>12005599>Draw.>Nothing about create.Haha, loophole!
Has the Applejack micro been storytimed here yet?
>>12005647You know what they say; once a brony, always a brony.That applies to you, too.>>12005659What flowery bullshit?Also, was it not obvious?
>>12005658Your German friend decided to come back, but is playing hide and seek on the sub.
>>12005656maybe you should try to lose some weight,anon.
>>12005658BCS is shitposting againGG updated Ice PackIssue 9 preview up
>>12005630...What?No-one said anything about losing.
>>12005686Yes you did. Piss means you are angry due to losing.
>>12005653How is that comment against porn, I think it would be pretty cool.
>>12005683Fuck you, those are the only "unhealthy" things I eat, and I only a pack every other week.
>>12005680It was incredibly obvious.At least now you're admitting it.
>>12005607Yeah, this is why you're completely full of shit.People learn just as much basics about art as they do about writing in school. Very little.Learning the fundamentals of grammar and syntax does not set you on the path towards being a good writer. It barely sets you on the path towards being a functional adult.
>>12005673>implying you can create lewdEduard Elric pls
>>12005685>Ice Pack updated.BEST DAY EVER!
>>12005696You're not making any sense.
>>12005599sheeeit>>12005617Um... I don't really know? I haven't really thought about doing anything porn-esque with pones...
>>12005663Masturbating.Jacking off.Chocking my chickenPlay hide and seek with my penisStroke the one-eyed wonder weaselMilking the snakeDo the taco handshakeDo you understand?
>NBS is one of the Elder shitposterssuprise status: 0%
>>12005671no this is art
>>12005720maybe you should start working on sexy faces first, sex appeal is all in the expression.
>>12005703you should really lose some weight,anon. you're getting kinda pudgy.
>>12005709I admitted it a number of threads ago, back when Jessy didn't have her outburst.Comes to show that if you say what people want to hear, they'll suck your dick for all eternity.>>12005716It's true.
Stop responding.You're killing the ponk horse with each reply.
>>12005720If you ever do, I'm requesting right now that you do a seductive Rarity on her back with her head hanging off of a bed and licking her lips.
>>12005542>>12005542They have nothing left, MLPG is the one thing they have that will always be there.
>>12005739What's true? What are you even trying to say? Word it in a way that someone other than you would be able to understand what you're talking about.
>>12005735>puts spaghetti in her vagina in front of a crowd, saying "everything is shit" >art
>>12005711>Yeah, this is why you're completely full of shit.Nice to see that you can have discussion without reverting to insults every second sentence.But yeah, if you think you learned as much about art as you did about writing in school, grab a piece of paper and try to draw a circle and then write a sentence next to it.
>>12005721let pinkie help!
>>12005721You can't milk a snake silly!
>>12005752What's the best ponko episode?
>the pornfags who have to ask for porn nonstop at every possible chancegive it a rest goddamn
>>12005720Hey mate, don't commit to saying yes or no to lewd.That way you'll never have to worry about it in the future, ignore inquiries about it too.
>>12005752without her qt mark, ponk is already ded
>>12005735>that whole video>the guy at the end yelling "YEAH ART"She was almost there, but she beefed itShe wasn't weird enough, and she was too unpredictable and randomThat's what happens when you don't have the formula down pat
>>12005735>Interior Semiotics AH THE GOOD OLD DAYS
>>12005699He said he didnt want porn, although when I read his description of what he wants I just imagine a seductive smile with someone posed on a bed. I may just be misinterpreting, but that seems pretty against it to me
>>12005772Actually you can.You're just getting venom rather than actual milk.
>>12005752Draw Tropicana doing cute stuff
>>12005711darf, stop getting so mad.
>>12005782you have a link?I want to rewatch it.
>>12005788I'm pretty sure he was joking m8.
I hate you
>>12005766>"It's not completely obvious and familiar and doesn't pander to my sensibilities upon a superficial inspection">pretentious shit
>>12005733I'm actually somewhat new.>>12005752Dooks, fuck off. Only people good at what they do may speak.>>12005761When you say someone is pissed off, you're saying they're mad because they lost.Also, for those who don't believe people actually felt bad for me when I admitted to being a cripple, here: http://arch.413chan.net/mlp10095618.html
>>12005775Too Many Pinkie Pies!>>12005780Can we revive her?>>12005790What kind of cute stuff?
>>12005816I'm not giong to kill pink party pony.
>>12005752You just have to pull and stretch ponk horse to keep her live and limber.
>>12005835>no game>what is Custom Robo?
>>12005818>Dooks, fuck offOK, you've crossed a line here
>>12005818>When you say someone is pissed off, you're saying they're mad because they lost.That's retarded
>>12005818>>12005825>this reply walling chatroom bullshitwhen did mlpg turn into tumblr
lol don't respond to mlp general threadsi am saving this board may may ヾ(@† ▽ †@)ノ
>>12005835>>12005854>>12005863>>12005752>>12005842Does that reset my iPonk?
>>12005866when artists got tumblrererererer
Looking through my art folder it looks like Pinkie Pie is the pony I've drawn the most.What does this mean?
>>12005674Guess not. Didn't see it when I looked through the last few threads anyway.Anyone want a storytme of it?
>>12005866I think tumblr is better then this.It's also just one fucker shitting the place up, if you ignore him he will go away.
What is scribblefag's email?
>>12005866nwhatever is shitposting, dooks is trying to keep the attention of those who just have to respond to shitposting.
>>12005804Meh idk, I've been getting dumber by the day.
stop making posts telling people to stop respondinguse your own goddamn advice you fucks
>>12005866Anon would you reblog this pony?I heard she's your favorite.
>>12005884I was on tumblr before the show began though
>>12005898Why don't you write him on tumblr? Or skype?
>>12005898Just ask im thru tumblr
>>12005854Encountering obstacles preventing you from reaching your destination?>>12005863The truth can be stupid at times.>>12005866So not letting anyone think they won = tumblr.I love you guys. I really do. It's amazing how you can shut down any argument just by using the "bait defense", as I call it, or by calling it a reply wall to make them feel like they shouldn't shut down every argument.It's admirable, in a way.
>>12005752Dooks, you are very good at what you do and I would love to take you to a dinner and a movie sometime.
>>12005766This reminds me of that guy who draws the painstakingly detailed photo-realistic paintings. And also styles himself as a mathematician who proved that the value of pi equals 4. The one who was a big name in the Sandy Hook conspiracy theories.
>>12005875this is a portrait of a man who's lost everythingone man on a quest to vent his smouldering, impotent rage in the only place he knows he can come back to, like a Staten Island mental patient returning to haunt the old grounds until they die
>>12005911derpy is midget sized in that picture
What if Rarity let her hair down and had some Pinkie-style fun for once?Would you go to a Rarity party?
>>12005904please stop making posts about people responding to posts that are responding to posts of people that should not be posting
>>12005896if there is one thing i learned after spending way too much time on 4chan is that people will never ignore no matter now obvious the shitposting is there needs to be a new plan
>>12005887It means pinkie is worst pony, all hail Rainbow dash best pony!
>>12005949Pinkity is so great.
Is FiM even a good show? I mean, I've watched all of it, but I'm still not sure it's good.
>>12005954WE BLOW UP EVERYTHING!
>>12005949Ponies with alternative hairstyles are the best.
>>12005585Danganya and Boxdog hanging out
>>12005967That can't be right.I draw Twily more than I draw Dash.
>>12005954Very rarely it does work, but you need to have a really good bunch of posters in the thread. If there's only one guy that keeps responding it's all futile. And there's really nothing else that would make a shitposter go away.
NBS is my favorite poster. He always comes here with something nice to say and makes valuable contributions to the thread and discussion.
>>12005997Man, I knew from the previews that Applejack's comic was going to be better than that one guy said.
>>12005983its not good anymore and i would never tell anyone new to get into it.sure there are some parts that are still good but i only think that since i am already addicted to ponies.
If, for gods sake, you can't help but reply to somebody else's questions or comments...then at least have the decency to make an entirely separate post for each and every reply, instead of replying to several posts with a single postreplying to multiple posts at the same time confuses and enrages me.
>>12005921Or maybe you're just brain-damaged.
ART THOU BORED?
>>12006021>Sas Squash.They need to just burn down that fucking forest already.
>>12006029That is some serious autism
>>12006035Yes, I might just watch a movie while arting.
>>12005998you taking requests today?
>>12006020That's a pretty poor way of hyping something.
>>12006055>>12006043But then where would they get all the monsters for the show?
>>12006033Yeah, nothing about that is admirable.
>>12005977Yes I woukd
>>12006049It's actually pretty annoying to figure which reply belongs to which comment when you haven't been following the conversation chain from the beginning.It can also remove completely unrelated conversations through the recursive filter.
>>12006071Computer can't run livestream, it fucks up.But as soon I get my new computer, I'll be running a movie every friday night for MLPG.
>>12006090First time I've run into a detected malicious code error with one of these.
>>12006055>that last panelThat's adorable
>>12006095Oh alright. what you gonna watch?
>>12006095Spooky movies? I could go for some Friday night frights.
Sweet general babies...today is the dayI shall either draw something cute...againorI'll do lewdestia
>>12006069epic may may
>>12006069>magnets! How do they work?Oh wow, now THAT'S a refference I never expected.
>>12006021SAAAAAASSS SQUASSHWE KNOW YOUR LEGEND'S REAL
Oh, this is gonna be fun
>>12006153Wonder how long it will take for this song to get a cover.
>memes in the comic
>>12006153>rope out of fucking nowherekinda surprised at this point Applejack's cutie mark wasn't a coil of rope, she's a freaking rope...mancer. All rope wizardry, all the time.
>>12006125why not lewdna?
>>12006104I seriously don't know.>>12006124Well be watching a different type of movie everytime. I'll put up a voting system.
Such a smart pony.
>>12006144>Big Macintosh checking himself out
>>12006179At least the art is nice.
>>12006171LINK IT MANPLEASE
>>12006153apple jack was a tree before fluttershy~
>>12005601>Her Gala dress.the belle of the ball
>>12006153>peelinb4 feel edit
Why doesn't the apple family just eat the Squash?
>>12006226Pretty sure the word is BELL GG...Jeez and people get on me~
>>12006247Uh...mt...>BELLE: a popular and attractive girl or woman; especially : a girl or woman whose charm and beauty make her a favorite <the belle of the ball>
>>12006247no that's wrong
>>12006252>IT WAS GRANNY THE WHOLE TIME
>>12006247a belle is a a pretty lady
>>12006245>NET SOUNDhahaha what
>>12006220Boku no Google
>>12006252Fucking Granny Smith
>>12006153I can't wait for NTSTS to write a story based on this."Applejack is determined to find the monster, but it soon becomes an obsession. She neglects her work, and eventually her family. All attempts of reasoning with her fails. She carries on for weeks, until she falls from lack of food and the bitter cold, and dies slowly, as the monster passes by her darkening vision. She dies, cold and alone."
>>12006265>>12006269NoNo my friends, it's bell. I looked it up in the diction book
>>12006264And that's all of it. Hope you all enjoyed it!Download is on yayponies and the next comic is the Gazebo repair arc with Big Mac and the BG ponies in 2 weeks.
>>12006272anon plsdon't hold out
>>12006291>I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE A RETARD
>>12006247>MT trying to correct someone's English.Some fights you just need to step away from.
>>12006285>NTSTSFucking cunt. Leaking conversations, banning for shit on COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT sites...You fagboats like him why?
>>12006069Big Mac is really cute.
these keep getting worse
>>12006292>there is actually a giant walking gourd monsterWhat the fuckDoes this mean there's a giant walking apple monster?
>>12006304Well at least he's not NBS
>>12006268>>12006252Granny Smith confirmed for double-McGuckett
>>12006314>Does this mean there's a giant walking apple monster?yesbig macintosh
>>12006291Don't lie MThttp://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/belle-of-the-ball.html
>>12006292>IT WASN'T GRANNY THE WHOLE TIME
>>12006304>banning for shit on COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT sitesWell, apparently they aren't so irrelevant to you NBS, otherwise you wouldn't get so mad.
>>12006326>not jumping on the chance to make the first fruitmonster
>>12006304Go to bed, Ben
>>12006252GRANNY SMITH MADE THIS IN THE WOODSWITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
>>12006100>let sweet patience play it is precious melody
>actual show canon comic is out>idiots would rather post their OCs, discuss contributors and fetishes>and shitpostmlpg is dead
>>12006304You deserve it.
>>12006292>no one gets the harry and the hendersons referance
>>12006343I'm sorry, anon. But I'm not Granny Smith.
>>12006348Actually plenty of people are discussing the comic.
>>12006348>OC'sHilarious.Also the comic is shit.
>>12006348I really like OCs though
>>12006304he used to be kool
>>12006348It's getting some discussion at least.
>>12006301Seems to me like they were just making a joke.
>>12006304because he is the only person I can tolerate saying le_____
I like robopon
>>12006334No, retard, I mean irrelevant to the site I'm on.Of course they're relevant to me.>>12006353You know, at times, I wonder what would've happened if I white knighted for Jessy just like all you fedoramancers. Maybe right now I'd be getting everyone at my command.However, this was the only path I could take. I do the best I can do.
>>12006343that was fucking intensei never saw it comingalso NET SOUND
>>12006304oh my, sounds like there's some drama I haven't been privy tocare to fill me in?
>>12006264>>12006292>friendship reportyes!my fetish!
>>12006380Aren't you supposed to be summoning Satan or some shit you Deviant Art using edgy child?
WowJessy, Dooks, Sentenal, now NTSTSWhen will it end?
>>12006343I surprised she's that mobile. How old is she?
>>12006380If you have enemies it means you've stood up for something in your life~~ Reblog this if you are a strong, independent white male~~
>>12006371>sageingyeah fuck you too
>>12005907I was having a nice day and then you came and said this. I hope you are happy.
>>12006380>"I can't even form one single proper sentence.">"Better insult everyone else as retard because they read what I said and not what I meant to say."
>>12006061You callin' me out, huh??Huh, you wanna throw down?!
>>12006398>why/v/ is doing another epic trolle
>>12006348the comic is pretty shitty, anon
So like...can we talk about sass squash. I mean he's like big foot but the worst gourd ever...why do you think he wants the apples....do you think Granny had a suit to communicate with it the first time...and just decided to hardcore prank her family and use togetherness as a ploy to cover her sneaky and devious tracks
>>12006272but I tried that.And it didn't show up.
>>12006380NBS pls don't erase LK, he's a good dude
>>12006380>I wonder what would've happened if I white knighted for Jessy just like all you fedoramancersNa, don't worry, you are awful enough that you would have tripped over something else then.
>>12006403several hundred years at least
>>12006405sage because off topicsorry I forgot where i was
>>12006402What's this list about?
>>12006413Nah, I was wondering if you could draw me some Sweetie Belle.
>>12006411>I can't unto reading comprehension.>Better act superior!>>12006396What specifically? NTSTS? He banned some nerd off FiMFiction, thought it was me, and booted me from Leth's circlejerk. I mean Skype chat.>>12006399I start at midnight.>>12006431What are you on about now.>>12006434Sadly, you're probably right.
>>12006442nbs's hit list
>>12006380This isn't about her anymore, this is about your horrid behavior.You have serious mental problems and don't know the first thing about social interaction.
>>12006454>implying it's that small
>>12006292Thanks for the storytime!GREAT TIERRarity GREAT AS WELL BUT LACKING IN GOOP PONIES TIERPinkie Pie = ApplejackKINDA BORING AND THE ART'S NOT TOO GOOD TIERTwilight SparkleMEDIOCRE AT BEST TIERRainbow Dash > Fluttershy
>>12006421>why do you think he wants the applesHe wants to be loved
>>12006454>You will never be on a list.
>>12006442People Stiller has pissed off or targeted with autistic rage.
>>12006421Maybe the plot of land the Apples live on used to be for his plants and that was his way of trying to drive them away?
>>12006458Excuse me for being isolated and crippled all my life, fuckjaw.
>>12006379http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ypCHc6D-pYHey I requested thatI used to play the shit out of the arcade game with my dad. it's a shame Sega won't make another, but with Gundam VS out and basically being the same game, it wouldn't make sense.
>>12006451>getting banned from fimfictionha ha, wow, you must have really fucked up
>>12006421granny smith is clever as fucksomehow i think there's more to her than she's letting oneither earth ponies are more powerful than they let on, or they're major bullshit artists
>>12006469Okay guy list:Not Anonymous
>>12006438>sageing in a generalgenerally you don't sage a general of any kind because it doesn't mean shitit's already irritating that Eurobeat does itdon't do it again
who the fuck is NBS and why do you faglords insist on talking to him
>>12006314juice's OC confirmed for cannon
>zootorrent is gone forever>7chan/be/ was just shut down for good>beastforum is a wastelandwhere am i supposed to go now for the newest horsemating videosssssssssssssss
>>12006471>piss>rageWhoever you are, leave and never return. I don't care if you swear to change your disgusting vocabulary, you have crossed the line.
http://i.imgur.com/JvHO3Ko.jpgThis is a thing that I like.
>>12006469LIST OF COOL GUYS1. Anonymous
>>12006482NBS is some shitposter. People respond out of boredom, I guess they enjoy very mild drama.
>>12006478GS is secretly the best character of the show.
>>12006454>nbs's hit list>not having Omni on it, the guy who banned his ass from the skype chat
>>12006482some brony from the /b/ threads
>>12006451>getting banned from a site with zero quality control which is filled with tons of mouth breathersHow does it feel to be at the absolute bottom?
>>12006477I told a mod to shut his whore mouth, threatened a few people, and that was it. Anything after that? If the mod(Wanderer D) didn't forget his place, it wouldn't have happened.>>12006482I am a Shadow; the true self.
>>12006366Why is that colorscheme some popular?
>>12006478You know how unicorns are good at magic, levitation, and being psychoc and Pegasus are good at flying and weather manipulation.Earth Ponies are masters of the earth. They tempt it with tales of daring feats and sweet promises of being beautiful with the aids of their hoofs.
>>12006498too fat for my tastes
>>12006510What's he gonna hit them with, words?
>>12006512Is NBS short for something?
>>12006421Granny made that suit to fuck the Sass Squash.She wanted his gourdy, bumpy D.
>>12006482hes just your average nerd with too much free time to shitpost in mlpgall we can do is wait until he gets bored of shitposting
>>12006525>I told a mod to shut his whore mouth, threatened a few people, and that was it. Anything after that? If the mod(Wanderer D) didn't forget his place, it wouldn't have happened.
Do BCS and NBS work in some kind of shift work?
>>12006532Not Ben Stiller
>>12006474That doesn't excuse the way you've been acting.
>>12006532notbenstillerwent on this weird misogynistic campaign against Jessy for some reason. He's like Sentenal junior.
>>12006493'Pissed' does not mean 'Piss'READING COMPREHENSION
>>12006482Some shitposter who's legitimately socially retarded. Not just in the spaghetti-way, but in the worst imaginable way.
>>12006540she's like that bitch from Greek mythology who had the fursuit made so she could fuck the white bull.
>>12006567>misogynisticTHAT I don't agree with.
>>12006507all mating videos on youtube are over 10 years old. i have already gone through them all.
>>12006554>>12006567I can't say I've ever seen this name in here before, how fucking recent is all this?
>>12006531no, he is going to erase them from existence with his mindbe careful, he might erase you too ooooOOOOooooOOOO
>>12006512I don't go on /b/, too many children.As for brony? Well of course I am, just like all of you.>>12006521I've been at the bottom before.Never again will I sink that low, lest the world burn for it.>>12006532Not Ben Stiller.>>12006548>nerdYou're implying I'm more of a loser than I am.>>12006549Funny filename is funny.>>12006557If I had been around people more, I wouldn't be acting this way.>>12006569Read my damn posts.
>>12006567Sentenal has never been misogynistic.
>>12006469List of Okay Dudes:1. You
>>12006584maybe a monthI think he went by "Spitfire" before that.
>>12006498the coloring is a little weird and a bunch of little things are offbut the idea is kinda good
>>12006585>implying I can control thatIt just...happens. If I want it(of course I do, I need to punish you all for defying me), I have to strike a bargain with the right higher powers.
>>12006525If anyone needs to learn their place, it's the mentally-challenged pariah who only knows how to hurl empty threats and alienate himself from everyone he interacts with.That's you, by the way.
>>12006594stalking female contributors in inherently misogynistic.
>>12006589>Read my damn posts.Make them readable first.
>>12006589>If I had been around people more, I wouldn't be acting this way.So you REALIZE how you're acting, but you're not changing it?Everything is your fault, then.
>>12006343Did she ever get her hip replaced?
>>12006617when has he ever done that
>>12006603>spitfireNow this name I've seen in here.
>>12006469it's okay anon. I'm not the first to pop up on lists either...herePeople I'll draw for>Anonymous>People with money>Anyone really
>>12006520it's okay man, we all make mistakes.
>>12006615>I have to strike a bargain with the right higher powershey HEYhow do you know about the higher powers?
>>12006567He's worse than sentenal.
>>12006603>blaming all the general's problems on one dudeIf you do this, with time, everybody who ever disagrees with you is either the exact same person, or in some kind of league of villains out to get you. It's not a good attitude to have.
>>12006603Nah, I'm not Spitfire.>>12006616Me, inferior? Empty threats?I'm going to make you pay. Tell Satan I said thanks.>>12006620>implying>>12006621No, it's not my fucking fault! If I'd been raised by a GOOD family, this never would've happened!>>12006622Hello, NTSTS.>>12006638I do my research.