Discord General edition: Because he is subjectively the best villain in the series, but certainly one of the most charismatic and interesting. Discuss.Old horse here: >>11992878
>rape
This thread is going to be deleted, don't get caught.
>>11996606Never fails...Some memes never say die.
>BCS did nothing wrong.
>>11996616why would you want it to?Are you against rape, BCS?Misandrist!
Discord > Sombra > Nightmare Moon > Chrysalis
>>11996622you got exactly none of that right.Chrysalis > Discord > Nightmare Moon > that piece of shit Sombra
>>11996626What was good about Chrysalis? Can you name a single good thing other than >muh fetish fuel ?She was dumb as a rock, did fuck nothing, was defeated by standing at a window.Sang a pretty song, granted, but she has no redeeming factor if you care for more than hypnosis porn.Meanwhile Sombra was a shallow concept executed surprisingly well.
>>11996644She has the second prettiest eyes in the show, qt fangs, and sang the best song of S2
>>11996644She defeated Celestia.She is objectively the most powerful villain.
>tfw the show used to be good
Which pone would you like like to hang out with the most? non-sexually
>>11996654Twilight.we could science togetheror rather, she could do all the thinky stuff and i could do all the tedious, pipette-y stuff
>>11996644>quadradubz
>>11996626>>11996622>not including Nightmarityget out
>>11996644She had the best song of s2, a great voice even when not singing, a badass transformation sequence and a really cool design
>>11996650>Nightmare Moon imprisoned or otherwise nullified Celestia in the pilot episode>Celestia basically admitted she was completely helpless against DiscordTry again, Bugfag. In terms of power, Discord could wipe the floor with Chrysalis and you damn well know it.
>>11996648I see, you only care for the design. Why don't yu go the next porn thread instead?>>11996650Discord defeated Celestia.Nightmare Moon overpowered Celestia.Celestia needed Luna's help to defeat Sombra.Anyway, strength allone doesn't make a good villain. Otherwise you could say that the Buu saga was the best part of Dragonball Z, even though it was the worst.
>>11996664Anon pls.There are better things to do in life than titrations
>>11996680What the fuck is your problem, dipshit?>hurr durr you like a character's design, you're just a dumb porn addict
>>11996644Chrysalys is the most competent villain of them all. She was defeated in a stupid way, but the only person that suspected anything about her plan was Twilight, everyone else was oblivious to Cadence having been replaced with someone else, shows how much they cared about her. At least SA has the excuse of being hypnotized.
>>11996687>responding
>>11996675I'd really like to see Discord go up against Chrysalis in Season4.
I love hugs like this.I'm desperate for one.
>>11996691Nobody will ever hug you.
>>11996689I'm sorry, sometimes I dream of good discussion in MLPGI guess it's time to stop chasing fairy tales
>people who think Rumble is better that Thunderlane.
>>11996680Discord didn't defeat Celestia, he used tricks and subterfuge to mess with her shitNightmare Moon didn't overpower Celestia, she was defeated BY Celestia 1000 years ago and then did whatever it is she did to distract Celestia so she could follow the mane 6 to the elements of harmony so she could destroy them because they're the only things that could beat herand sombra was a piece of shit.DYEWTS.
>>11996688Nah manI love Chrysalis, but her plan was fucking bonkersHalf of what she was doing did nothing but get in the way of the other halfWhy did she even have Shining raise that barrier if she was just going to have to break it later?
>>11996704Rumble is best topsleeper OP as fuck
>>11996707Discord is easily the most powerful, he just doesn't really care about things the same way others do, he's the god of chaos.
>>11996699>MLPG>goodMLPG was never good...Pictured: something better but I don't feel like vidya right now.
What is the name for the entrance to a brothel?
>>11996670Still haven't gotten around to read those comics.>>11996674So, having a good transformation sequence makes her a good villain?>>11996687I am not criticizing anyone for liking design. I criticize people who claim Chrysalis to be a good villain simply by design.>>11996688But Chrysalis was not competent at all. She made so many mistakes, her plan was inconsistent, she wasn't even that sure about what she wanted to do herself.Why did she banish Twilight when Twilight just fucking apologized to her? Why did she attack an empire if she wasn't sure that she could defeat the ruler? Why did her changelings attack in such a retarded way when they were supposed to be sneaky? Why did she just down right ignored the protagonists at one point when they stood right behind her?
>>11996720Well shit, if some batshit bitch thinks MLPG sucks, maybe it's better than I thought
>>11996720MLPG WAS GOOD IN 2011but what can a pissfag from .v/ like you know about it.....
Single episodes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> two-parters
>>11996714This! Thank you.
>>11996707I still think Celestia more or less let it happen because she knew how it would turn out. She seems to have the ability to see into the future a little.Also, did you notice how she came flying through the window at the very moment when twilight won? Seemed like she was watching over her the entire time.But, eh, head canon.
>I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle.
>>11996707>and sombra was a piece of shit.I really liked Sombra. Not because I liked the character, because, duh, there is no character.But I liked the way he was used in his episodes.
>>11996735Season openers > season finalsBest night ever is an exception.
>>11996708She didn't have Shining raise it, he already raised it to keep her out but she snuck in as Cadance and roofie'd him so he couldn't maintain it effectivelyThat was the entire point of her plan.>>11996714How is he powerful? He's a freaking trickster at bestHell, he hid the elements of harmony in Twilight's own freaking house.He may not care, but that's just a bad call on his part.
>>11996729>/v/People actually go there?Shit, I haven't been on /v/ in years. I only go to /vp/ and /vg/...
BCS not shaving her vagina editionfilthy whore
>>11996755Bad call? Possibly. But how is he not powerful? He turned Equestria upside down, quite literally.
Can someone make a new thread?
>>11996704Someone recently lost a ranked game
>>11996755>you just don't understand the plan!But why didn't she have her changelings sneak in aswell? Come on, now, her plan was retarded and you know it.>How is he powerful?By being able to fuck everything?
>>11996725Being well designed in every way makes her a pretty solid villainThe writing in that episode sucked and her plan was shit, but she's still my favorite villainDiscord is probably "better" if it were possible to be objective about such things, but Chrysalis appeals to me moreAnother thing I like about her is that just by her and her race's existence she broadens the fim universe by a tonShe isn't just a villain that tried to take over, she's the leader of an entire civilization that exists somewhere, separate from what we see on the showAnd its even an "evil" civilization! Interesting as fuckIts such a shame that the show will probably never actually do any significant worldbuilding
>>11996759How bad do you think she smells?
This is a bad thread and the OP is literally Hitler.
>>11996760They were superficial changesI wouldn't be surprised if everything he did was just illusions
>>11996774we've literally been over thisshe's aromantic.
http://i.imgur.com/MCKpwDr.jpg
>>11996762>>11996775>>11996613Why are you so upset?
>>11996781Is that you? It took me a while to react, but I got that Fluttershy thing ready in the dead horse, no promises though
>>11996775tumblr pls go
>>11996781oh my god I can't breathei'm dying
>>11996787that's not meI already replied, though
>>11996775Don't like show discussion?>>11996772>Being well designed in every way makes her a pretty solid villainNot really, no.And the world building was not more significant or "broadening" than Gilda appearing in episode 5. (Or was it 4?) There was nothing done with it, and if the changelings would be cut from the canon it would change literally nothing - just a thing thrown in by the writers to make a wedding more interesting, and then forgotten about. (Disregarding the comics.)
WelpI'm going to go shave my pubes now
>>11996769>>11996709I have no idea what either of you are talking about.
>>11996806Don't do it Fluttershypubes are making a comeback
>>11996806But no one will ever see it, so why bother?
>>11996813git gud scrub
>>11996806enjoy having an itchy crotch for the next two weeks
Apple Pony has the fancy hoof writing.
>>11996754>there will never be a season finale as good as BNE ever again
>>11996823You can see it, Anon~~~ >tfw
>>11996813
>>11996833do it faggotyou won't
>>11996825I've never gotten itchy from shaving
>>11996771It would just be needlessly dangerous to send in an entire army undercover, you're increasing your chances of getting caughtIf even one of those changeling drones accidentally gets caught the guard will go full lockdown Besides, people would notice a steep increase in the population of the city of duplicates of all the real citizensNo it was easier to just send in one elite saboteur to destroy them from the inside so they could just steamroll the city, it's just cleaner.
>>11996833That is not my correct title. ugu
>>11996806Go, BCS, go! You can be a woman if you try it!
>>11996855B-but I'm a boy!
>>11996833I mean... if that's okay with you
>>11996864bcs plsyou're what we tell you to be.
>>11996852>It would just be needlessly dangerous to send in an entire army undercover, you're increasing your chances of getting caughtSo, bumping against the fucking energy shield for hours is better? Come the fuck on.Also, what would Chrysalis have done anyway? Remain Cadance' form forever? Even when the changelings attack? The whole plan made so little sense. When Chrysalis revealed herself it felt like she did a 180, but in fact she really didn't.
>>11996800They've done even less with Gilda and griffons in general than they did with changelingsAll we know about them is that at least two of them existthey don't even have any interesting similarities or anythingWe know that the changelings are organized, feed on love, can shapeshift, have a military with different ranks, are a female led monarchy, and given the overall characterization of the race we can have a bit of an idea of their lives outside of the 20-40 minutes or so they were on the show
>>11996880And yet it was all so self-contained. It had no impact on anything. Interchange the wedding being attacked by bug horses with the wedding being threatened by space pirates, and nothing would change. The only point of that episode was to have Cadance and TWILY marry.
>>11996880>are a female led monarchyThe word you are looking for is "hive". You know, a collection of insects that is run by a singular entity who somehow controls the overmind of all her subjects, commonly referred to as a "queen"?>have a military with different ranksI don't even know where you got this from. Is it from the comics? I don't remember there being any references to a changeling military in the comics, and there sure as hell weren't any in the episode itself.
>>11996879Yes, she probably would have stayed as Candyass forever, at least in Shining's presence, so she could suck out his love and keep him hypnotised.And she revealed herself when she did because Twilight rumbled her and brought the real Candyass so she couldn't suck love out of Shining anymoreThe only thing she wasn't counting on was the mane 6 being there to reveal her slightly earlier than she wanted
>>11996691It's kind of sad that ponies can never know the joy of a boobhug.
>>11996896Yeah, they were pretty meh-to-bad episodesThe writing was pretty shit and cadance and shiny are uninteresting at bestBut the changelings and the main six's interactions with them were easily the best parts of those episodes>>11996905This might be stretching it a little, but there were individual changelings that had fancier armor than all the dronesAt least, I'm pretty sure I'm not getting things from the comics mixed up in my headJesus I can't believe I couldn't remember the word hiveI think its time for bed, thanks for the show discussion friends
>>11996947There were in both the show and comic. It was mentioned in the comic, though.
>>11996929If that is your final answer, then riddle me this?Why did she banish Twilight into the mines and then leave her there allone just the minute Twilight fucking apologized to her?>>11996947Interaction between mane 6 and changelings? Yeah, it was somewhat entertaining. But it lead to basically nothing, and if the scene was cut, nothing would be changed.
I wonder how powerful Chrysalis is. I mean when fighting Celestia she was scared for a second that she was going to lose. Even she was amazed that she defeated her so that means that SA's love gave her a huge boost. So all we know is that with SA she's more powerful than Celestia. And all we know about Celestia is that she could have bitchslaped NMM back to the moon and that Twilight is an ant compared to her.
>>11996974I think it was spite mostly; Twilight came too close to fucking up her entire plan and that pissed her off. Besides, she's the most powerful regular unicorn in the world, she's a threat even if she's fooled.
>>11996993Well we also know that Twilight needed the boost from the magic comet to defeat Chrysalis, who was also given power by the magic comet.Which means almost nothing.Still Twilight being an ant compared to Celestia means that Celestia is pretty damn powerful.
>>11996993Hold on, I made a power level tier list a while ago.
Looks like the Applejack micro is out. Hopefully we'll get rips of it soon.
>>11997028>I've been bamboozledOh AJ, you dumb fucking horse
>>11997028If you do, post it in the comic thread. I'm sick of having to get post duplicate file all the time because they're posted here.
>>11996993How do we measure pony ower?
>>11997028>bamboozled
>>11997035>post it in the comic thread>not hereWhat? That's dumb. He should post them here.
>>11997035>I'm sick of dupe files all the time>try to post something>a dump thread has completely fucked everything
>>11997035Why not both? Every other issue has been storytimed in here and there with no problem.
>>11997035No. He's posting it here.
>>11997038>>11997042It's sad to see how few of the original /co/mrades who started all this int he frist place remain here.
Daily reminder.
>>11996755>How is he powerful? He's a freaking trickster at bestHe pretty much changed the laws of nature.Looks pretty powerful to me.
SMART PONY
>>11997051June 2011 here>mfw I forgot to celebrate my MLPG anniversary
Friendship is Magic tier:Mane 6 + EoHRoyal Sisters + EoHGod tier:DiscordAbove alicorn tier:Celestia + EoHCadance with crystal heart in positive Crystal EmpireSombra in negative Crystal EmpireChrysalis (full power)Alicorn tier:Nightmare MoonCelestiaLuna(alicorn Twilight) assumptionTwilight (powered up by meteor)Trixie with Alicorn AmuletBelow alicorn tier:ChrysalisTwilightCadanceUnicorn tier:TrixieRarityRegular background unicorn etcShit tier:SnailsSnips tier:SnipsThis is what I worked out. Ask questions if you want, it is basically based on who could beat who in the series.
>>11997081>celebrate
>>11997077Don't tell her apples turn to poop if you eat 'em.
>>11997081>tfw I don't even remember starting to come hereI know there must have been a time when I did something else with my life
>>11997094But Snips gets Apple Bloom later.He can't be THAT bad
>>11997100Like this, anon.Maybe next year...
>>11997094Chrysalys's power is fueled by love, it would be more accurate that way. And again Cadence without love is rather weak-ass, she could be split in two entries as well.
>>11997094Seems pretty accurateObviously we can't really call it canon, but there's nothing there I'd bother arguing about
>>11997123Cadance and Chrysalis are both on the list multiple times, each with one full power and one low power version.>>11997126Only problem I have is bringing Sombra in. maybe alicorn tier? He was stronger than Twilight and Shining Armor atleast.
>>11997108Does Snips has what it takes to be a stallion of the apple family? To make a good impression he should knock up Applebloom before she introduces him to the family. It's a tradition. Showing that he's worth something is always a bonus in the ciritical beginning stages of a relationship with an apple mare.
>>11997108Snails made a light spell. Snips didn't do jackshit.
>>11997100>not celebrating
>>11997094WHERE IS SHINDIG
>>11997028We've been speckledorfed!
>>11997149Oh, right. I am not sure if I should put him in unicorn tier or Below Alicorn tier. I mean, that shield could be just his special talent, and not his raw power.>>11997151It's smeckledorfed, you fucking dumbo! Don't you know anything about your american anime?
Alright you motherfuckers, what do you want drawn?
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>11997175Shield IS his special talent. He is unicorn tier. Maybe he's better at it than Trixie at what she does but that's about it.
>>11997184Oreo pone!
>>11997184muh dick
>>11997175Well, making that shield needs a lot of power, it's not like Rarity's finding gems spell, that any pony can learn, it's his specialty and requires a lot magical glutes
>>11997184A giant appleBucking a tree full of tiny Applejacks.
>>11997184Celestia gardening, watering some flowers.She is part earth pony after all.
>>11997184This one >>11997203
>>11997198>it's not like Rarity's finding gems spell, that any pony can learnI'd argue that for all we know any pony could learn the shield spell too.
>>11997203Give her a giant strawhat. Not an Applejack one, more like a chinese one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMJ6KfB_GLcDaily doseMan, I'm starting to think sex is really overrated... especially if the other person has some kind of expectations you fall WAY short of. I hate size difference IRL. It causes nothing but frustration and it's been like for as long as I can possibly remember.Why do all men think women want a big dick? Why? That's got to be the stupidest fucking myth that I can think of from the top of my head, yeah, fucking sign me up for postcoital soreness, wincing, my partner stopping because I'm in pain and every time we make love it hurts before and after. Sounds great!!
>>11997212Do you rike my garden?
>>11997211>I'd argue that for all we know any pony could learn the shield spell too.But he was the only one to make such a big one.>Cadance in Crystal EmpireShiny helped, simple as that.>muh headcanon
>>11997211If that was the case that would have become royal guard standard issue, but it hasn't. One may learn that spell, but only Shiny can use it to it's full extent, compared to most unicorns his magic is very powerful
>>11997184There's not enough good Chrysalis pictures in the world.
>>11997215>japanese garden
Twilight could learn Rara's spell because her talent is magic, she can do that shit.She probably learned the bubble shield from her brother when she was a little younger.
>>11997214So I take it you got laid at the con?
>>11997215>you will never pick a bouquet for Celestia, not realizing that you accidentally picked it from her personal garden
>>11997216Actually Shiny didn't help, he was disabled for the most part.>>11997221And it's his special talent, of course he's gonna be better at it. That doesn't mean others can't possibly learn or use it. Royal guard standard issue is fully meaningless, canon never goes into such detail. Once again just because we haven't seen it used by other guards doesn't mean they don't know it. It strongly suggests it of course, but again the show simply doesn't care about small details like that.
>>11997232I personally think that any Unicorn could learn other spells and that cutiemarks just gives them spells related to it and boosts them a bit.Any unicorn could cast a fireball but a unicorn with a fire cutiemark would cast a better and more powerful one.
>>11997211for all we know any pony has the potential to become an alicornIIRC they mention that it takes a lot out of Shining to keep it maintained at all times and considering that security is his job and presumably his special talent, it's probably quite a feat to bring it up in the first placeIncidentally, I think Rarity's gem-finding spell is probably her speciality. She's learned it very well because she uses it all the time for her job and it's her talent. It's not something just any pony could pick up instantly like levitating things or opening a door.
>>11997248>la lil lu le lo
>>11997254>Actually Shiny didn't help, he was disabled for the most part.The bubble shield was created before Shining got space herpes.
>>11997237Well, I did, but that's beside the point. I do have a roommate.Seriously, whenever I spend money on something stupid, I ask myself why I didn't just go buy an indie game on Steam. At least that will give me a few hours of actual happiness instead of the usual spiral of pain where I feel useless and emotionally unfulfilled. Yep. Great.And I suppose this is the part where I'm supposed to say men are horrible beasts and shouldn't cry or some other feminist bullshit they love to spout.
>>11997262someone should make "OP is a faggot" out of this
>wake up>applejack comicis it any good?
>>11997262>pub>'murrikaUnless that was in the north east, I think that might have happened in the UKAnd I would not be surprised in the least.
>>11997256Why Rarity's talent is gemfinding, I never understood. Shouldn't her cutie mark be a dress or something?
>>11997270It's about as good as the Pinkie micro. I enjoyed it.
>>11997270It was decent.
>>11997270Read for yourself:>>11997079
>>11997266So, wait, the guy(s) at the con were too big? Or your "roommate"?Also, if he was too small you'd be complaining anyway.
>>11997265Keeping it up isn't any easier if the four episodes that dealt with magic shields are any indication.
Final definate tier list:Friendship is Magic tier:Mane 6 + EoHRoyal Sisters + EoHGod tier:DiscordAbove alicorn tier:Celestia + EoHCadance with crystal heart in positive Crystal EmpireSombra in negative Crystal EmpireChrysalis (full power)Alicorn tier:Nightmare MoonCelestiaLuna(alicorn Twilight) assumptionTwilight (powered up by meteor)SombraTrixie with Alicorn AmuletBelow alicorn tier:ChrysalisTwilightCadanceUnicorn tier:Shining ArmorTrixieRarityRegular background unicorn etcShit tier:SnailsSnips tier:Snips>>11997276Her talent is not gem finding specifically. It is finding the beauty in people/things.
So I shavedDo you still want me to take a picture?
>>11997276Gems are part of her talent, so are clothes.
>>11997289No diamond dogs?
dafuq
>>11997290N-No?Why the fuck would I want to see that?
>>11997277>tfw I still haven't found any time to read the last four micros
>>11997296They're not even magical
>>11997214>>11997266How big is big?
>>11997276yeah but she uses the gems on the dresses so she needs a lot of themor somethingI think actually making the dresses are the easy part, the hard part is giving them the extra pizzazz by sticking shiny things on them
>>11997290I don't want to see any of your bodily parts, Flutters.
>>11997290MLPG, everyone!... here we go again... ride never ends...
>>11997289What about zebras?
>>11997295This is so retarded, always avoiding her name and just putting muffins around.
>>11997301but they are friends and friendship is magic!Amend them into your list!
>>11997307>Zebras>people
>>11997306you know..when you say it. Its actually kind of annoying.
>>Her talent is not gem finding specifically. It is finding the beauty in people/things.MIND FUCKING BLOWNThis changes everything.
>>11997315
>>11997289Where would the ursae fit in?
>>11997290Yes
>>11997321It's because when she says it it's often more memespewing than a line/reference fitting the context.
>>11997324would you join a racist mob that burns her house down and rapes her?
>That AJ microEh...not that great. It's not bad but it's not good eiter. Still way above the Dash and FS one.
>>11997323You shouldn't talk about guys with big cocks if you're not willing to talk about guys with big cocks.
>>11997324
>>11997306just kill yourself alreadyyou're gonna do it one day anyway, why wait?
>>11997321I love you too, Anon.
>>11997334No, that's horrible. You are horrible, Anon.
>>11997330We have no idea whatsoever. They're more powerful than an average unicorn that's for sure, but we don't know how high they should be.
>>11997321I want to insert my penis into that tiny person.
>>11997334>>11997338sure is summer in here
AJ Micro on IMGUR:http://imgur.com/a/Jp4brhttp://imgur.com/a/Jp4br
>>11997344Twilight said no pone can defeat the Ursa Major.So he would be atleast above High alicorn tier.
>>11997348It's been Summer in here for nearly 5 years now
>>11997305>>11997306>>11997298Ohok
>>11997348Seriously, you can do it painlessly. You're not that poor, you can buy a gun.
Just 14 more days until the best issue with the best ship.
>>11997343You're right.I'm amazed a subpony race could actually say something good tough. oh well you know what they say even a broken clock is right twice a day
>>11997337YOU REFER TO IT WRONGLY YOU TERRIBLE FOEITS OOGA BOOGAMUMBO JUMBOGET IT RIGHT OH WE WILL FIGHT
>>11997347>day thread
>>11997359Hey, I said yes.
>>11997367You do know that you are doing nothing to help improve the quality, right?
>>11997367I'm attracted to you BCS.There, I said it.
>>11997360Ow, that post cut me.
>>11997355They don't refer to alicorns as ponies but as princesses, although I don't think that they could defeat the ursas, but once again we don't really have any information.
So final ranking for me isRarity>>Twilight=Pinkie>AJ>>>>>>>>>Dash=Fluttershy
>>11997367Except actually this is more of a night thread thing. Its only >day threadwhen people complain about it.
>>11997330Major: just above alicorn amulet TrixieMinor: just below Twilight
>>11997360I really don't think eating a gun or shooting myself in the face is the solution to this.You ... do realize when I say those things, I'm usually joking, right? I have an incredibly dry, sarcastic, and morbid/macabre sense of humor.>expecting 4chan to get a joke. Ever.
>>11997374Please, Anon, I'm begging you... stop responding.
>>11997384Oh, it's definitely the solution to this.please just do it early, and not when you're alone
>>11997375>anonymous confessionThat sure narrows it down...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B27yQMuTHWc Have a pretty song
I'd rather we talk about that guys dick than BCS
Sombracord
>>11997399Maybe it was big enough for pone.
>>11997364..but Zecora has only been wrong about something once.
>>11997367>Complains about day thread>While going full /soc/ and talking about personal stuff no one gives a shit about
>>11997397I could put on a name, but it's not like I'd actually get anywhere.
>>11997399By now I would even welcome a pic from that one guy who shaved just to stop talking about her
>>11997404 those spikes are too fucking sharp.Seriously no creature would have them THAT sharp. Dinosaurs had them pretty sharp but dear god man
>>11997405How big is big enough for pone?
>>11997359Yeah, show us, you have nothing to hide or to lose, anonymous.
>>11997374Define quality or I'm going to assume you mean "QUALITY!!"
>>11997422Human average.
>>11997397I'm a bit confused why you have got your trip on.Are you feeling depressed and got drunk or something?She nigga, get it together.Also do more spike/twilight shit.
>>11997431She has a trip on so people can filter her. Don't encourage her to drop it, because that only leads to shitposters impersonating her.
She's got you hookedshe's reeling you in
>>11997411That's because she spent so much time with ponies she is slowly becoming more civilized, ponylike and less subpony race like.Civilization does wonders to Zebras as we can see.
>>11997413>greentextingI tried talking about the show. As usual, it turns into pasta because I'm a grill. Sorry for barging into the Boys Club. Geez.I thought MLP was a show for girls?
>>11997442klondike pls
>>11997429Basically what >>11997413 saidYour disgusting real life is in no way related to ponies, and should go on /soc/>inb4 you try to pull ''It's a day thread/no one is talking about ponies anyway'' and keep shitposting
>>11997448No you didn't try talking about the show, you batshit fuck.You complained about your gay-ass boyfriend bitching and you and summer.
SO HOW ABOUT THAT APPLEJACK MICRO
>>11997450>inb4 you try to pull ''It's a day thread/no one is talking about ponies anyway''Too late >>11997448
>>11997448Well then, why don't you just try...not posting at all? 0 discussion is better than ''I'm just going to type the first thing that crosses my mind on the white box and press submit''
>>11997449fuck you I aint Klondike.
Rarara
>magnets! how do they work?
>>11997459See >>11997381Boring and not interesting with a few good moments.Just like AJ
>>11997463Dante please
beep beep boop beep
If a person is reported multiple times, isn't there such a thing as an auto-ban? I was never really sure about this.
>>11997459IT'S UHH PRUDDY GOOD.I LEKHED THE PONE HURHUR
>>11997470
>>11997448>I tried talking about the showYes, and it actually went well enough. But you have a need to post way more than how fast people respond and so it always ends in /soc/. You keep talking about how you're in hundreds of skype group chats, does really noone want to talk to you there? I mean it's not even about shooing you away but you just want to post too much.
>>11997477Nope, not for a number of reports.
>>11997470A magnet is any object that has a magnetic field. It attracts ferrous objects like pieces of iron, steel, nickel and cobalt. In the early days, the Greeks observed that the naturally occurring 'lodestone' attracted iron pieces. From that day onwards began the journey into the discovery of magnets.
>batshitOh, we're bats now? OKAY!But first... this. This is so cute I died and this post gave me cancer.
>>11997477>tfw I will probably get banned for reporting too many posts before she does for shitposting
>>11997482>that filenameHelp I can't stop smiling
>>11997477No, that would only result in shitposters constantly reporting contributors.
>>11997470AB is dumb for not having at least a basic understanding of magnets when she's 10 years old
>>11997482Fuck. I meant to post Wazowski
>>11997487>still posting as anonOwn up and put on your name and tripcode, faggot.
>>11997498It'd be worth it to see BCS gone
>>11997501DAMN IT DOUBLE BEEF
>>11997502Not everyone has a name and trip.
Wow, I honestly did not see that coming...
>>11997502I won't, people don't like or hate me enough, nor do I want to. But if you're really curious and somehow know me, I'm Twh, the guy that runs the ponykart stram.
>tfw 70% of the posts in here are one (crazy)person
>>11997506Then MAKE one and start writing some mediocre stories or something. Duh. Contribute!Why. Filename is relevant here.
>>11997507YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHITYOU RUINED IT
>>11997518I don't have a tablet yet and every time I try to write something, I find myself going into way too much detail.
>Dag nab it! I've been bamboozled!
We sure had some nice show discussion, didn't we?Atleast we killed some time.
>>11997515Oh, I recognize that name. Honestly? I thought it was Tiarawhy having a go at me. Because TW... TWH... yeah.This is like the best ending ever. something something the feels the feels
>>11997528>recent HITB>they fucking destroy the setCan't wait to see what their new set looks like. Maybe they might be moving studios or something too?
>>11997482How has no one drawn Steve and Fizzle yet?
http://i.imgur.com/egmonJe.jpg
>>11997530Yeah...Too bad it never lasts. I'd ask what is everyone's favorite episode but I feel like I've already had that discussion before...Mai waifu is better than ur waifu! No it's not! You suck! You don't contribute! Go draw something, you fag! You don't draw? Well, have fun with no one ever knowing you or caring.
>>11997539WHATDammit I need to catch up.
>>11997545That is some... um... purple prose.All those adjectives...
>>11997551Yeah, they totally fucking trash plinket's house at the end of man of steel.
>>11997548>I can't think of anything, so I'll just shitpost as usual because I NEED TO POST!so how about that gun, BCS?
>>11997515I find it pathetic, a guy that run the ponykart, that prefer talking about /soc/ and gay chat over ponies.
>>11997555Yeah, you love it.
What about that guy who wanted to draw gardener Celestia?
>>11997548You do realize that the reason the show discussion did not last this time is because of your constant stream of inane and unnecessary posting, right?Why don't you take a note from tiarawhy's book and get yourself out of the way?
>>11997548We've discussed everything ten plus times. I could repost that bad episode list but no one seemed to care much last time, plus it's a really ambiguous thing.
>>11997556Well shit. I'll miss it.
>>11997567He was killed by the Equestrian Secret Service for trying to draw Celestia doing something so mudpony like
>I'm a worried about you, Applejack.
So is that guy going to post his dick?
>>11997579Yes, here you go >>>/soc/
How about some creepypasta?
DESTROY THE MACHINE
>>11997558Uh huh.
>>11997576>>11997579I snickered
>New comic songAw yiss.
>>11997576>Rarara
Who drew the AJ micro? It's cute and ripe for reaction images.
DENTAL PLAN
>>11997569Well, I'll go analyze what my top 10 worst episodes would be and post them if that'll get the ball rolling.>having opinions
>>11997585http://www.cheaperthandirt.com/product/7GHG3182NLook, this one's under 300!Surely you don't need to pay for rent or anything, right?
>>11997594SWEETIE NEEDS BRACES
She's fucking adorable wearing that hat.
This is why I don't fucking go to Wikipedia. What is this shit?I was just looking for the episode list and...
>>11997574B-but muh diversity.
>>11997598I have $20 in the bank, are you kidding me.
>>11997607Here http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Episodes
>>11997607>being surprised that bronies are all over informing people of the fandomIt has been 2 and a half years now since the formation of the brony cult. Why is anyone surprised at this point.
I'm 300lbs and I've had sex with 14 different girls this year.
>>11997611>$20you should go POP SOME TAGS
>>11997613one of the few times twilight acted cute.
>>11997624I'll notify you when I give a fuck
>that endingB-B-But...
>>11997634jelly
>>11997624Hookers don't count, fatty
I'm 14lbs and I've had sex with 300 different girls this year.
>>11997641I've never had sex with a hookeru jelly
I've never had sex.
>>11997624rarity pls
>>11997628What show are you watching, anon?
>tfw eagerly waiting for girlfriends4ever's release
>staff saying this was the weakest microConfirmed for shit taste.
>>11997650Me tooI've sucked a dick though
>>11997664
>>11997658i should've specified after season 1
>>11997662The what now? Is it pony?
>>11997614Thank you, there's much less spaghetti on this page.Also, I'm drawing AB in that hat. I'll post it when I'm done. Anon was right, it's extremely adorbs.
>>11997664is this copypasta
>>11997664I dunnoI'm having trouble dealing with that hat
I hate her with burning passion.
>>11997662>Literally fapping to the trailer right nowAnon plsPLS
>>11997668For real? FOR REAL?... Ugh. I'm not even an AJfag but it was pretty damn awesome. Like Alicorn tier.
>>11997672but
This is the cutest moment from the show.Neither Applefag nor Rarafag here.
>>11997695IT'S SHITTWILIGHT IS GAY
>>11997664Did you visit the new area after you updated the game?
>>11997681No, it's not, you can Google it if you want. I can actually put 3 thoughts together without resorting to copypasta.
>>11997710I wouldn't call them thoughts
>>11997710But... that anon didn't say anything offensive.
>>11997703I'm sorry, what was that?
Whatever happened to locking insane people away for their own safety? And because they are fucking annoying.
>>11997695eh. close enough
I'm enjoying this ship.
>>11997704>Guild Wars 2Eh, yeah, but I'm only level 34 or so on Tarnished Coast. Back to old content and being left out because I'm not a hardcore gamer... as usual.
POSTUNF HUMANS
>>11997664what do you have against people acknowledging a pone looking cute wearing a cute hat?
>>11997745You need to give us an example.
>>11997664What the flying fuck does that have to do with Applebloom wearing a cute hat, you deranged dingbat?You are so far gone you don't even know at who you're screaming your nonsense atYou're like that creepy town hobo that keeps yelling at streetlights about lizard people stealing his wallet
>>11997721I SAID SHE'S NOT THAT CUTE
>>11997722Yes, because being annoying means mental insanity.I'm sorry that you suck, anon. Maybe you should hate harder. I'm sure it will produce the results you want!
>>11997760No, being mentally insane means mental insanity.
>>11997749oh plshe's practically unhatting her with his eyes
>>11997759Sorry, all I got out of that was the word "cute."
I'm just glad Ben Stiller didn't target BCS. I think that conflict would have destroyed MLPG for 2 weeks.
>>11997733New content is a new city that you can visit. Its a giant Jump Puzzle, persay. You can visit there as a low level.
>>11997745Let me show you how it's done
>>11997729AppleSnips for life
>>11997756>overreacting this much to me accidentally clicking the wrong postwow
>>11997664I can't, I can't stop laughing.
>>11997777>BCS>Looking down at others for overreactingheh
>>11997769
>everyone thought BCS needed to get laid>she went and got laid>didn't fix a thing
>>11997790>>she went and got laidUsing a dildo =/= getting laid
4chan is, like, the master of completely blowing shit out of proportion.Yes, I am fully aware of the irony, thanks for noticing.
The clear solution is she needs 2 D, not 1.
>>11997790I think they meant she should get laid by someone that is actually a step upnot nek0gami
>>11997754Worst of the series. Sucks.
>>11997786
>tfw I am more attractive than you
>>11997792No, she found some desperate guy at a con
>>11997796I hope you meant the game and not the pony.Otherwise we have a problem.
>>11997794unf
>>11997798worstpone plspls
>>11997799>tfw don't know that feel
>>11997794She's fucking OBSESSED wit 2 D stuff
>>11997794what if it just makes her even crazier?
>>11997807>not bestpone
>>11997807Who would you consider best pony?
>>11997800Gross.
>>11997807Yes, Anon?
>>11997664>ABLOOBLOOBLOO Y IS THE ANONYMOUS INTERNET PEOPLE BEING MEAN TO ME :<<<<<<<<<Newsflash, honey: Being a drawfag/writefag/whatever does not give you free reign to regurgitate whatever is in your mind and shit up the thread with billions of unnecessary posts every time you show upAlso there is no way in hell you have been in 4chan since day one if you let anonymous posts get to you this bad. You are a phony and a liar, and if you really need to lie over the internet like that, your life must be even sadder than it already looks like after reading your irrelevant /soc/ postsJust make us all a favor and stop posting
>>11997807
>>11997816He had a dick that was too big for her, now she's complaining about that.
I can buzzword too!
>>11997830we know
>>11997823Not sure if trolling...
>>11997837Hey BCS, was he too LONG or too THICK?
>>11997828>Her cunt has crusted up so much that the edges have fused together>She's beyond virgin tight>That desperate, average guy still pounded her diseased cunt
>>11997830Bcs pleaseWhat are you even doing?I like you, but come onGo to bed or something, you need to realize when its time to stopThe night thread was great but you really aren't helping anything by doing this
Eugh, can you imagine BCS' rotten vagina?
>>11997842Too imaginary
>>11997849See>>11997356
>>11997837>Oh shit, he got me. Better play it cool and answer with a meme to show how little I careJust fuck off forever
>this thread
>>11997857AAAAHHHHHH
BCS has a nice ass.
>>11997807Here we go again...Anytime anyone contributes with a tripcode, god forbid they have a life... or friends... or anything...>>11997849>>11997844fetishfags pls go
>>11997799I dunno, AnonI'm pretty attractiveAnd I've got a really nice dickAnd I'm not fatAnd I've been lifting for a while
>>11997862the table is BCS
>>11997869>And I've got a really nice dickYou can't just say that, you need proof.
I always feel like somebody's boopin me
>>11997878
>>11997869if you're going to greentext ERP just... do it, you don't have to lead into it. It's 4chan.
What if your waifu just became a boar and she just got back from killing deers?
>>11997867But that's the fucking thingWe don't care about your lifeWe don't care about your friendsWe don't care about anything you say unless it's pony relatedYou keep saying that you have soooo many brony friends and are in sooooo many skype calls. Are any of those real? And if so, why can't you just go to those people and tell them your personal shit instead of dumping it here?
>>11997888>What if your waifu just became a boarBut AJ already is boaring.
>>11997897/threadEverybody go home.
>>11997888>boar>she500ml
>>11997888Why would she do such a horrible thing to a deer?
>>11997897Scrubbing bubbles you're going to die
What does MLPG of this pony?
>>11997890I care
>>11997875But you didn't let that guy that just shaved post hisWhy should I post mine?
>>11997905I MLPG 2,7.
>>11997904>tfw I'll always be called someone else on heresuch is the life as Anon
>>11997906Well ask her for her fucking skype handle and talk about that shit outside of the fucking general then
>>11997910Because the burden of proof is on your shoulders
there are no girls on the interwebs
>>11997915I already didshe said fuck youso I left her aloneI can't do shit, buddyyou're on your own
>>11997903Australian Wild Boars hunt Deer, specifically young deer.
>>11997922Did you have to make it sexual?
There are no tolerable girls on MLPG at the moment
>>11997922it was cute before you turned it into lolsex
>>11997938The only tolerable girls EVER on mlpg are Rediv and MT
Would you a blend of two different ponies?
>>11997917Well I just fappedSo unless you want to wait a few hours till I'm back to full glory it's not happeningfaggot
>>11997938which pony is least tolerable
>>11997954Rediv only comes here to shitpost about her fetishes, I won't call that tolerable at all.MT is silly but at least draws often.
>>11997956>can't get an erection for hours after fappingGet that checked.
>>11997956What'd you fap to?
>>11997938>>11997954I feel as though I'm one of the only ones in the "I don't give a fuck" category. Getting pretty old, MLPG.
>>11997955maybenot that one though, I can't imagine what she'd be like
>>11997942>>11997929sexual fillies is the best though
>>11997958Pinkie obviouslyShe has worse motormouth than BCSAlthough AJ would probably make vapid posts like TexThe rest are fine though
>>11997956Not him but I'll wait. Post it on /unf/ if you're man enough
>>11997956I'm not a guy.
It'd be nice if people drew more boar ponies.
>>11997929Yes
>>11997984sent ;)
Suddenly pony is in the mail.
>>11997970>apple hips>super strong legs>tight ass>toned bodyI would SO HARD.
>>11997976I would listen to pinkie rattle on about nothing all day
>>11997922huehuehue
Well that Applejack comic was pretty swellI'd rank it just below Pinkie's microWhat's next?
>>11997996Someone gets it
>>11996581Certainly one of the most charismatic, personally though I find Chrysalis' motivations more interesting than general chaos.
>>11997990what's with celestia's face
>>11997967>Ponifying Prequelthis fandom is like a black hole for creativity
Is 295lbs too much fat to look past?What if I'm trying to lose it?
>>11997967Nah Im pretty chill too. The problem is the people in that category dont post much since, well, they dont care.I'm just here to make jokes and post pone
>>11998000CMC
>>11998010But this was made by one of us, I think.I mean, one of our artists made this, one of us!
>>11997990D'aww, what a cutie.
>Nanaki had his computer taken awayAT LONG LAST
>>11998018It doesn't matter
>>11998021
>>11998009Gotta put that mouth there somehow, I guess.
>>11997984>Implying you're a girl>Implying I care>Implying MLPG isn't entirely bi
>>11998027now what happens
>>11998008PART OF THE SWARM PART OF THE HIVEPART OF THE SWARM PART OF THE HIVEPART OF THE SWARM PART OF THE HIVEPART OF THE SWARM PART OF THE HIVE
>>11997992pffphysically it'd just be applejack for casualsand her character would be really weirdI'd rather a pinkshy or twirity
>>11998040we float through the ceiling
>>11998034>tfw bi>tfw your husbando isn't
>>11998027N-No...
CATCHING FLIES IN HIS MOUTH
>>11997967>not dreams of becoming a princessbeefium
>>11998041>you will never join the swarm
Can someone please draw AppleBoar eating a deer?
>>11998014You're more than twice my weight, man.Go lose some weight and go full bear mode
>>11998027
>>11998014YesIf you look worse than 30% you have to get your shit in order before anyone will want to sexually you
GottAus Furcht geboren und vom Wunsch verschönt,ein Bild unsrer Vollkommenheit zu malen,wurdest du Jude und zum Kannibalen,der eifervoll dem Bruderfraße frönt;dann nährtest du dich, opferblutgewöhnt,von unsrer Selbstzerfleischung Folterqualen,bis deine Wut verdämmerte zum fahlenGespenst, das hohl und wimmernd uns umstöhnt:Oh Ding an sich! Oh Wahrheit! Letzter Grund!Nun stirbst du - - dennoch fachte dieses Wortall unsrer Sehnsucht Narrenschmerzen undGelüste an und unsre Welt verdorrtnoch in den Dünsten, die dein toter Mundaushaucht, zu einem runden Narrenort.
Top Worst Episodes (subjectively) and why:Apple Family Reunion.>Words can't express how much I hate this fucking song, the weak AJ characterization, the fact that everything feels bland. Blandorama.Sweet and Elite>Being popular means I can get away with anything so I can forget my best friend's birthday, design a terrible dress, not help her out socially, ditch them, and get away with it. Worst moral ever.Owl's Well That Ends Well>Spike has moral character inconsistent with what we've seen in the rest of Season 1 and it feels forced in for the sake of the plotDragon Quest>Shitty shitty writing the whole way through, had some cute gags and that's about it, didn't flesh out the dragon canon all that way, Rarity protests Spike going out to grow up and Twilight is the only one to stick up for him, and more could have been done with the phoenixes.
>This dont taste like apples. Pinkie you lied to me!
>>11998042>twirityPffftRainbowlight would be way cooler>captchaFitting
>>11998074>Sweet and Elite>Dragon Quest
>>11998073I haven't listened to 99 luft balloons in a while
One Bad Apple>It's okay to be bullied, as long as you're bullied yourself! And don't expect adults to be useful. The moment Babs Seed does the same thing to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon brought this episode to shit tier for me. Also, the CMC try to get their cutie marks in vehicular manslaughter. GOOD JOB WRITERS!Family Appreciation Day>Mostly forgettable and has Apple Bloom acting severely out of character the sake of plot-induced stupidity. Yay.The Crystal Empire Part 1+2>One of the worst and weakest villains of the series yet, rushed, more could have been done with the lore of the Crystal Empire and it feels forced in to please Hasbro yet fans eat it up, Twilight Sparkle is suddenly completely incompetent and yet it's constantly praised as one of the best episodes EVAR.Over a Barrel>White narrative at its finest hour. All the problems of Avatar and then someMay The Best Pet Win>Worst and most unmemorable large-episode song of any season did not save this episode, also Dash comes off like a cunt the entire timeTicket Master>Whole episode could have been resolved by Spike agreeing to go with Twilight to the fucking gala in the first place
>>11998069>anyoneYou can't just assume that.
>>11998008Chrysalis motivation was basically being evil and take over stuff. The whole "gotta feed muh people" thing felt so tacked on. If the writers really cared about that they should have elaborated.
>>11998069
My list of worst episodesThey are all the same fucking quality. Only autists think this isn't true.
>>11998059You could join the heard
>>11998099erf..
>>11998095If everyone is an autist but you, what does that mean?
>>11998048>tfw bi>tfw had fights with your gay boyfriend over it
>>11998086>hating FAD and OaB
>>11998090But 35% looks better then 30%
>>11998099I haven't even read the newest comics yet.Please tell me this is edited
>>11998068batman looks weird
>>11998098Does he run IA-32?
I SMOKE A LOTTA WEED
>>11998098>heard
>>11998115No.
>>11998115no
>>11998114That's because he lifts
>>11998095>actually using the word autist>posting a muleYou WANT me to call you an ass, don't you?
>>11998114Are you retarded?
>>11998116it's not batman
>>11998114It looks like he isn't slouching as much
>>11998086What in the hell is 'white narrative'?
>>11998074I found AFR to be very boring, and I liked S&E, I agree it had a shitty moral but it was really rather fun.>>11998086Again, with OBA and OaB, I just generally try and ignore all moral messages, especially OaB I found to be rather good. Pinkie screwing everything up with her somewhat annoying song was entertaining. Ticket Master, yeah, sure, but that doesn't make a whole episode bad. It had really good interaction between the characters, did a good job further introducing the main 6 after the pilot.
>>11998048>tfw straightFeels lonely in here.
>>11998117Literally my face when Charmin was just standing there that whole time.How can you be so god damn pathetic?
>>11998031At first I thought shes blushing
>>11998143I can make you feel like a natural woman~It'd be straight then
>>11998143>tfw guys are ugly>but dicks are great
>>11998143So many gays.I feel your pain.
>>11998143>tfw not submissivefeels even lonlier
>>1199809025-30 for meI wouldn't mind settling in around 20ish as long as I can still go bearmode
Quick question: How does one get rid of a pony body. Hypothetically speaking of course, I mean it's not like I have the corpse of a pony I killed or something
>>11998152That could be it aswell.
>>11998086>May The Best Pet WinWhy does everyone hate this episode, I was like a happy motherfucker when I watched it. Y'all have some shit taste.
>>11998090>>tfw probably around 20%Feels bad
>>11998150>charminI'm losing my shit
>>11998165Eat itThen fuck all the pony Hannibal fanmares
>>11998172>20%Fuck off, brony.
>>11998173Sounds like PC shit.
>>11998090I am 9%, but I have no muscles
>>1199817220% is pretty attractive thoughLose a little weight and you're hot
>>11998160I thought most of MLPG was bisexual?
>>11998173This is the most pathetic post I've seen in this threadI defy anyone to find one worse
>>11998183... did you go to college or did you skip it?
>>11998205sa.jpg
>>11998190uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunfI'd fuck youIf you're a bottom
>>11998191I'm between 20-25%, but Ideally I'd want to be between 10 and 15%.
>>11998206Not the kind of college you apparently attended.
how many % body fat is pone
>>11998190>that feel
>day threadI don't know what I was expecting here. Hi, shitposters.Hi elder brony shitposters from the beginning days of 4chan.
>>11998218100% marshmallow
>>11998214Me tooI'll probably get there in a few months
>>11998216
>>11998205I'LL MAKE ONE RIGHT NOW
>>11998205Any thread with sentenal is instantly worse
>>11998138It's when you tell the story through the white guy's perspective because that's the only think the writers/audience knows.Like The Last Samurai, starring Tom Cruise.Or The Last Nigger on Earth, starring Tom Hanks.
>>11998212This is me, if I was a grill.
Is it a good idea to ride my bike with a cold?
>>11998231I just like cooking and eating too much and sport too little
>>11998225we marshmallow buttholes now, MLPG?the butthurt and rage is gettin' kinda old. Just saiyan
Have you guys smiled today?
>>11998244Forgive me, but that seems a little unlikely...
>>11998252show down there
>>11998244judging by those hips she could've been really hot
>>11998244You're perfect
>>11998240that's retarded
>>11998256NO.NO SMILES.NO FUN.ONLY DEATH.
>>11998240Thank you, anon.
>>11998247I eat a lot, but I can't get fatter.Help me, MLPG, I want to be a chubby shota.
>>11998256I smiled at goat train's funeral
>>11998276you don't eat a lot
>>11998276Wait till you get older
>>11998256No smiles, only suffering.
>>11998273oh come on, you were so close this timejust take it off again
>>11998267You know that infamous screen cap where somebody photoshopped rainbow dash in with the historical photo of Jews being liquidated from the ghetto during the Holocaust? And the brony was like "Wow, suddenly I understand how bad the holocaust was!"Well white narrative is like that, only for dumb white racist people.
>>11998273DANGER: NOW ENTERING SMILE ZONE>>11998282I must have missed that. Did anybody cool go?
>>11998273>not comparing their assesWhat are you doing?
>>11998291But I will be 20 this october. Will I still be able to be a shota then?
>>11998247>tfw instead of eating fatty and starchy foods I just drink diet pepsi as a treatIt's sufferingBut it's worth it
the only thing I know is painMY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEAAAAAAD
IS THE FRIENDSHIP ON THIS SHOW REAL
>>11998301So BCS not liking Over A Barrel because of white narrativeis basically the stupidest fucking shit ever said by anyone?
http://k0taku.com/everybody-wants-to-kiss-beyond-two-souls-hunky-love-i-730356078vvvvvvvv>that op pic
>>11998303>he has hearts in his eyes at her assFOR REAL?
>>11998318I don't think she was taking it as seriously as you're taking it, anon.
>>11998313>implying S3 is canon
>>11998326I'm not taking it very seriouslymy brain won't let me
>>11998321
>>11998318No, it means that the ponies driving out the buffalo is favoring the new culture over the native ones. Use your fucking head, dimwit.
>>11998173I'm comanche and I have no idea what white narrative means
Supposedly I only burn 252 calories every day by cycling 3 miles.HOW IS IT ONLY 252 CALORIES?I SWEAT LIKE A PIG
>>11997028This Apple Bloom. My heart. Oh God.
>>11998348Are you the last one?
>>11998303Post the Rarara hipshaking gif.
>>11998358no, why?
>>11998332Is there a pony version of that yet? It should be Celestia and not with the current shitty EQG design.>there is no MLP movie... there is no MLP movie...
>>11998332there needs to be more porn of AJ's dead parents
>>11998365Dunno.
>>11998348I wish I owned a casino...
>>11998325dogs can't see past people's assesthe spine on quadrupeds doesn't allow for that kind of vertical swiveling
>>11998360
>>11998376Shut up, Al
>>11998326>someone has an opinion>stop the fucking presses!
>>11998343butthat didn't happen
>>11998378ur da men
>>11998367There is not a pony version.Go make one.
>>11998378She looks like a 40 year old transvestite
>>11998367no, but you can draw it
Over a Barrel is a very good episode, and You Gotta Share is one of the best songs.
>>11998376I just remembered Spike is basically staring at pony asses all day and basically sees a human ass for the first time on the girl he loves.Uh.Can you say red rocket? Yikes. IMPLICATIONS! Yanno! For kids!
>>11998353>3 miles>252 caloriesMaybe you burnt 252 kjNo way you burnt 252 calories in 3 miles unless you weigh 300lb
>>11997262why is carrot top so hilariousshe's my favorite generic comic prop pony
>>11998392The issue with that is that it's a very tumbleux opinion, so people just assume you weren't serious.
>>11998411yeah and LSH is pretty much the most underrated character in the show
Why aren't you guys talking about the comic?
>>11998411i fapped to pone after this episode
>>11998411Over a Barrel is the episode that made me realize I liked dudes.
>>11998422LSH?
>>11998418But I AM 300lbsIs that a lot of calorie loss for cycling?
>>11998411What are two lies you'll never hear spoken?
>>11998437That little deer, I think.
>>11998431You're not actually gay, Anon
>>11998421Tumblr should just be called Dumblr, I hate Tumblr teenages who are under 18, they're just the worst...LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY HOMEWORKYeah, okay, kiddo. I already went to school once. It was boring as shit.
>>11998411Wait, people don't like Over a Barrel? That's perfectly fine because everyone is allowed to have an opinion.
>>11998406She doesn't look that bad.
>>11998378I hate the way that loops because it's not as smooth as the actual dance.
>>11998440Panko is purple and AJ is gay.
>>11998302No.It was only me and another Anon who was there for the free food.
>>11998438ohWell then that might be accurateI was using a normal persons weight of 140lb
>>11997290>>11997359>implying Fluttershy shaves
>>11998452FUCK YOU SCHOOL WAS FUN
>>11998440My Little Pony General is good and full of quality posts, and 4chan is the best site on the Internet!
>>11998463Shaved-dick-flutterfag clearly does
>>11997297
>>11998444You're right, I'm bi.
>>11998426Because it was like AJ. Boring as fuck, but not bad to actually talk about it. It's there, it happened and everyone is like okay cool what now
>>11998457Yeah well, might as well wait for the dvd rip
>>11998462>normal person>140lbYou mean a normal adult woman?
>>11998457Why is Rarity the only one that can dance?
>>11998496She has plenty of experience.Especially on a pole.
>>11998493That's like 65 kgThe fuck is wrong with you, you disgusting yank
>>11998493sometimes I wonder what it's like to be one of those tiny 100lb girlshow do they not break apart all the time
>>11998493I'm not an adult woman though
Oh, wait a minuteI actually cycle 5 miles a day.>420 calories
Pictures of Painke Pu keep me alive.
>>11998512are you saying pinkie isn't legal
>>11998490>yey
>>11998483Let's be bi together anon
>>11998506unf
>>11998483UnlikelyYou'd bail on a real guy if a childrens horse show convinced you that you're into guys
>>11998490Twily is such a bitch.
>>11998443>deer
>>11998475Oh, lord, I actually choked coughing at that. I'll be glad when my con crud is gone...
>>11998512Yes you are
I think this colt's dick might be a little too big. Better scale it down to make it more appropriate.
>>11998524N-noIt's just that anon implied that everyone who weighs 140-145lbs is an adult woman
>>11998533Furries convinced me I was biI sucked a dick and liked it, too.Wouldn't be surprised if ponies could do it.
>>11998544YESMORE REALISTIC COLTCOCKS
>>11998545I actually implied that 140lbs is normal for an adult woman and not an adult man
>>11998536Are you telling me it is a dog or something?Listen here, cumfuck.It's not a dog.Dogs don't have antlers.
>>11998463>implying ponies shave at allThey don't even need to. Pones don'e even have pubes anon
>>11998544I think you need a second opinion.Show us
>>11998557Neither did LSHThat's why she's a cat
>>11998554Well alright then
>>11998533Powerpuff Girls made me bisexual...DAMMIT SEDUSA
Sweet, I can actually do my 5 miles a day, go to wendys and get a nice sized salad, and still burn more calories then I take in.
>>11998579that chicken almond berry shit salad actually has really impressive nutrient macros for Wendy's
>>11998528No, that's gay.>>11998533Considering I've been with other guys before I don't think that's true.It's not as if the episode or character made me say I liked dudes, but rather it helped me come to terms with it because Braeburn is 2sexy
>>11998484Oh... all right. Thank you for the legitimate response.
>yfw they have those same eggheads as EQG and same fucked up proportionsI fuckin' knew it. All animators are insane. My theory is once again proven correct... anyone who can spend that many hours a day drawing for no reward other than finishing a picture is nuts.
What's gayer: appreciating the beauty of a dick or being into dudes?
>>11998569>sheJust because xe is a cat doesn't mean xe is female.
>>11998606they're equally gayanyone who says different is vacationing in Egypt
>>11998569technically LSH has two cute little horns beneath that big mop of fuzzy red hair on her head. And also a pert little underdeveloped pink udder between her hind legs.
>>11998607Also Discord called LSH a he so there's that...
>>11998605I guess she is quite knowledgeable about insane people.
>>11998618Wait cats have horns and udders?
>>11998606LatterNothing wrong with being gayBoys are cuteGirls are cute too
>>11998606Futanari's largest fanbase is straight men.
>>11998594fag
>>11998632Stop deluding yourself, /v/.
>>11998631Well I have nothing against gays. I just want dicks and don't care if it's a man dick or a futa dick or whatever
>>11998606Just because you appreciate the Hagia Sophia, it doesn't make you an architect.
Was there ever a cartoon that was good after its first movie?
>>11998646>sexuality is a job
>>11998606Uh, hmm, stumped me. If it's a girl, it's not gay, it's straight. If it's a guy? Probably... appreciating the beauty of a dick.That's kinda gay. That's like admiring the specular lighting on an actual human cock and memorizing the texture for art later and noticing how the blush of the skin deepens during an erection.... That was a very specific denial, but you get the idea there.
>>11998632That's unfortunately not a great metric. It would matter more to know what % of gay men like it over straight men.There's a lot more straight men over gay men, so the fact that more straight men like something means very little.
>>11998652The simpsons
>>11998633Be nice, anon.
>>11998652South Park
>>11998652Kids Next Door
>>11998666Satan trips confirm gays are evil.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4H8_4EhKRUhighlight video of that brony thing
>>11998662Gay men almost never like futanari.
>>11998652I was gonna say "Transformers" but uh... there was nothing after the 1986 movie. Nothing.NOTHING.Yeah, I still need to do the Arcee doujinshi. Someday...
>>11998652Spongebob had SOME good episodes in the season after the movie.South Park is pretty good too
http://askthetf2scout.tumblr.com/post/55061099861/im-so-sorry-i-got-bored-dont-judge-mevvvvvhttp://askthetf2scout.tumblr.com/post/55061099861/im-so-sorry-i-got-bored-dont-judge-meAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADirect: http://askthetf2scout.tumblr.com/video_file/55061099861/tumblr_mppe409ndb1sr2gdt
>>11998665Wrong, but it was not because of the movie.>>11998667Oh, right. I almost forgot there was one.>>11998673Never saw the movie, was it good?
>>11998696Hell yes it's good
>>11998693What good episodes were there after the Spongebob movie?
Phew. One colt penis successfully scaled down without fucking up the rest of the picture. Now to go for the other one.
What will Spike's episodes in S4 be like?Considering his poor track record with a handful of meh episodes, one good That's SoME, and one downright awful worst of the season, How do you expect the episodes will be?
>>11998677LUNA WON'T YOU CRY FOR ME
>>11998679... I've seen guys switch from gay to bi given sufficient motivation and peer pressure. You're going to be looking at an uphill battle, though, and it's going to be a fight every inch of the way.That's why it's a bad idea for fall to someone that doesn't share your sexuality.
>>11998710IT'S GREAT
>>11998677Hah, poor Eurobeat
>>11998711Just for Sidekicks was great.And he was surprisingly good in EG.
>>11998710>coltYou fucking pedophile.
>>11998677who is the guy in white? i am seeing his picture everywhere now
>>11998695Oh no, someone used a publicly available software with publicly available models of ponies to make a pornographic short. This needs to be removed and banned on the Internet.
>>11998731Both are equally disgusting.shitposter pls go
>>11998731Left
>>11998710You should make two versions, one for age-appropriate size anons, and one for those who like our colts a little hyper.
>>11998731Those aren't ponies.How am I supposed to be attracted to those?
>>11998695Apparently that video was so awful it gave my computer cancer. Wowza.
>>11998731one on the rightbut they're both gross
>>11998736>stop liking what I don't like
>>11998754I hope you never date an intersex person or you don't have any as friends. :/
>there will never be bat pony plushie
>>11998747but if I spend extra time rendering colt cocks, I won't have time to move on to the filly pussy.
>>11998706I heard /co/ say that the recent christmas one was actually good or decent.
>>11998757>greentexting makes kiddy diddling okay
>>11998734JFS was average and I'm not going to watch EqG.
>>1199869510/10I'm aroused and entertained
>>11998731Neither, but I'd fuck both of them.
>>11998677why does it seem like eurobeat just dressed normally in everyday clothes like he just woke up.i understand the event is shitty but if you are going to perform in front of an audience it feels like you should put an effort.
>>11998763I do have one as a friendI can think people are gross and still support them you daft shitposter
>>11998764but there already is one anon
>>11998706The hotel one
>>11998768>he thinks drawings are real
>>11998768once againthe colts are not realthe colts are not realTHE COLTS ARE NOT REAL, THEY ARE FICTIONAL BEINGS
>>11998788Oh, right. That was okay.
>>11998706The Krabby Patty phobia one was funny.
>>11998774>Those hands>That face>That horn>Those fingers
>>11998765make time
>>11998768>diddling>not licking
>>11998801Was that afterwards? Because I do like that one.
I come from spaceI want to knowIf I can proveMy love is true
>>11998801Nah, that was just obnoxious.
>>11998786Ha. Straightanon, pls. You would not be a good friend.^__________________^
>>11998809epic meme
>>11998796>implying colts, and by extension, ponies aren't realThat's why you're not in Equestria with us BCS
>>11998809He sure is
>>11998809
>>11998753ha, i crashed also when i opened that video.i thought it was just because i had 30 porn tabs open also
Best ship.
>>11998815SHOT THROUGH THE HEARTAND YOU'RE TO BLAME
>>11998790>wanting to fuck children>not a pedophile
>>11998784Because he's not a retard. The only way you're going to dress up if you're a DJ is if it's something iconic like Daft Punk's robots, or deadmau5' mouse heads.
>>11998796If you're attracted to something with child-like qualities because it has child-like qualities doesn't that make you a pedophile?
>>11998824I'm bisexual, and my female-to-male trans friend knows that I think the surgery is gross but he still talks to me and we still hang outSo go fuck yourself, alright?
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>11998828are you legit mad? Or just pretending to be retarded?
>>11997775Oh man, I forgot MSOB was talking about doing that.I'm guessing it's off the table by now though.
>>11998452>school>not the best part of your lifeSpoken like a true NEET.
>>11998840FOREVER YOURSFAITHFULLY!
>>11998850are you?
>>11998838hue
>This year’s Hallowe’en Comic Fest from Diamond Comic Distrubutors includes a stack of free comic books for the weekend before Hallowe’en in comic stores, with full size and mini comics. Some reprints, some new titles, there’s a batch of giveaways…http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/07/10/free-halloween-comics-for-2013-at-your-local-comic-shop-from-ponies-to-the-vamplets-to-the-walking-dad/Ready for more Nightmare Night pony costumes?
>>11998841>thought crimePedophiles are free to WANT to fuck children all they want.
>>11998847No.
>>11998774>EQG trixiedid this mother fucker just turn an anthro into a slight more anthro anthro
>>11998841I want to fuck fillies and I'm a huge pedophile.
>>11998866GET READY FOR BAT PONES MOTHER FUCKER
>>11998867So you agree he is a pedophile then.Thanks.
>>11998632>straight men
>>11998841>pony porn>wanting to fuck childrenKind of a big jump to conclusions there
I am not totally sold on the construction lines of this... horn or no horn?
>>11998150>insulting my shingeki waifu
>>11998887Whether he is or isn't is of no consequence.
>>11998882aw yiss
>>11998847You're a pedophile if you love children, your mother was a pedophile.
>>11998847whatever it is it still makes you a creepy motherfucker for liking stories of child sexeven though its not REAL
>>11998632>straight
>>11998903What is this going to be? I'm inclined to say no horn.
>>11998887inb4 the wonderbait reposta
>>11998903well what are you drawing?
>>11998909I think you've had enough to drink, anon
>>11998866OH GODLOTUS POD PINKIE
