i was going to horse but then i decided not tothen i did anywayand here we all areOld Horse: >>11983754
what's MLP General?
>rape
slow down mlpg you haven't been this fast in a while
How's it look so far?
I'm sorry Red Ribbon, but there's another mare.
>>11988909It is a thread about the popular television show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
>Tiarawhy has made $10,499 since this particular thread started
>>11988909A thread should be
>>11988909We want to be fucked by mashmellow stallions. We discuss such things here.
>>11988922is she leaning against something?also the hips need to be wider
boku no pony
>>11988922Draw Nobby Nobs.
>>11988928fucking disgusting
>>11988920what does that even mean?
A popular thread to socialize and practice art
>>11988928>ditching Red Ribbon
>>11988939fluttershy go wash your mouth out with soap
>>11988935
>>11988945>tfw qt3.14 stallion will never mount you>he'll never make you feel like a real mare
>>11988922Looks plain so far.
I'm gonna try and draw that Macho Man sitting in a tree thing.Bear with me.
>tfw GG hats us
toplelrone is best ponydiscuss
>>11988939That's it you can't cook on tv anymore
Could they REALLY not make an actual animation for this?
Why is Xieril such a q2p
>>11988935I got your ponies right here anon.
>>11988904WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT ISAACTELL ME OR SHE GETS IT
>>11988988No he doesn't.
>>11988989what the fuck is a lelstop trying to act like an "oldfag" you poserit's all about the kek now
>>11988948piku no Pinki
>>11988989i'm going to lube and toblerone the fuck out of you
ALMOST FORGOT THE DAILY REMINDER
>>11988980>you will never go slumming for an anon that's willing to fuck a trans-pone>he will never treat you like a natural mare
>>11988946No, I have a tendency to draw tilted. I'll fix it in a bit.>>11988953huh
>>11988909
>>11989021Diamond Tiara a shit
>>11988999i want to pnak's perfectly round hoof
>>11988989
>>11988990haha
>>11989004They are talking about
HEY HEY EVERYBODY
>>11989029>it's all JJ, Kloudmutt and Megasweet shit.
>>11988948I would a Rumble so fucking hard.
Oh, I have the perfect image for a response!>duplicate file exists>it's in /mlp/>in an image dump thread
>>11989029
>>11989029Eww, most of those images are human.
>>11989044
No one in here still likes the "Spike will get wings" bullshit right?People were still clinging to it after Secret of My Excess and then Dragon Quest later on, truly pitiful since there's no chance he'll get some.
>>11989069WHAT IF SPIKE BECOMES AN ALICORN
I really am sorry, but I love her more
>>11989069I like it
>>11989004Did somepony say Isaac?
PONE HARDER
>>11989062this image is ultra stupid
>>11989078Does she do anything other than be fat?
>>11989075NoA DOUBLE ALICORN
>>11988991>snails' armi'm loling out loud in real life
>>11989075He can't become an alicorn until all the Elements of Harmony are alicorns.So, like, season 6 at the latest.
>>11989016>kekmainstream ass
>>11989093She also gives free hugs
>>11989102>laughing out loud out loud
>>11989102You are laughing out louding out loud?
>>11988922Breasts could sag a teensy bit more
>>11989122>>11989123yes exactly
Look! Macho lines!
>>11989046DON'T THINK I DON'T HAVE THE BALLS YOU CHEEKY FUCKI HAVE HOSTAGES, TOO
>>11989122>>11989123yesdo you even dyewts the show?
>>11989085That's far too many Pinkie Pies.
>>11989134you should take the safety off if you're gonna shoot someone
>>11989046I like to believe her momma brought her to work with her.
>>11989021I don't know, her friend is pretty cute, too...
>>11989023>He'll never pull your tail during sex>You'll never have a heat cycle>You'll never wink for him
>>11989147Is such a thing even possible?
>>11989132YESKEEP GOING
>>11989134Rarity dresses don't count as hostages and you don't know how to use a gun
How do I into faces>>11989124Shit, thanks. I'm novice in Boob Physics.
>>11989081I pity you.
>>11989180go ask AA
>>11989191Not at all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DznQg08lMDcAm I a bad person for really enjoying this song?
>>11989180http://mlpg.co/art/src/1357004749249.jpg
>>11989093>implying there's anything else anyone can do
>>11989191No, it is a manly show for manly men such as myself jerid.
>>11988928Too bad the creator never draws her anymore, and only draws her boyfriend's fursona fart-murdering other furries.
>>11989180Emulate JJ this time just to get a placeholder face.Then make sure that doesn'y become the face you use for every character you draw.No same face allowed.
>>11989203Its a bit of an ear worm. But it's not really that good.
>>11989169nope, not possible
>>11989134Okay, okay, they're talking about what they're going to get you for your birthday.It's a secret, though.
I like my human Celestia to be regal and graceful rather than amazonian
>>11989160why are dt and ss so lesbians for each otherwhy is pony so full of lesbian undertones
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>11989178>>11989153GO AHEAD, CALL MY BLUFFLET'S SEE HOW YOUR PRECIOUS IMOUTO FEELS ABOUT THATJUST TELL ME WHAT THE NURSES WERE TALKING ABOUT AND NOBODY NEEDS TO GET HURT
>>1198925957
>>11989168>you spend all day in front of a mirror trying and failing to wink>dejected, you crawl in his lap and ask if you can give him a pony blowjob>it's only after you're tipsy on his deliciously salty semen that you finally get it right
>>11989259None.I let them party with me and let me become a pinkie pie.Stop fighting the pink fury, anon~
>>11989203No. But you are a terrible person for watching such a horrible cam rip.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCdP0AFrovw
>>11989252>why is pony so full of lesbian undertonesBecause you are looking for them.Same reason why TF2 is so homo. When you have the cast composed mostly of one gender, people flock to gay pairings in greater numbers.
>>11989271That's a good start, but you're going to need to keep up the pace if you're going to break a hundred tonight
>>11989247I like that too.
>>11989247unf celestia is best celestia.
>>119892590poneBut Twilight kills them without batting an eye which is pretty fucke up considering they're friends.
>>11989268>>>11989245Oh, well alright then. I'm glad we got that settled without unpleasantries.
>>11989275I have a boner
Pony is pooped.I'm pooped too.Gnight.
>>11989170ITS GETTING WORST
Oh shit, I can meet single mares tonight.Why didn't anyone tell me sooner?
Why are fat girls so good at giving head?
>>11989247This is how I like my Celestia.
Anon, can I use your bathroom?
>>11989339I like it better oedipus
http://tsssf-tcg.tumblr.com/Played this at Everfree. It's actually really fun.
>>11989327Because they're hungry.More than likely it's because they appreciate the sex since they usually have low self-esteem.
>>11989309You know he was lying right?
>>11989346of course
>>11989327because they're shoving shit into their face hole all the time
>>11989302I like that celestia too.She's pretty
>>11989327Dunno, why don't you ask yo momma.
>>11989309Make sure you pretend to be surprised for your party, at least. It's only polite.
This pony just called you a "Jive ass honky"What do?
>>11989402OHHHHHHHHH
>>11989407nothing because i am a spic
>>11989353>tfw I went full Oedipus one day and wrote a motherly Celestia fapfic but lost half of it because the archive fucked up
>>11989407
>>11989407ya beefed it
>>11989371uh-ohanon, do you have a plunger?
>>11989407Sounds like pony wants to taste the firehose
>>11989407Have sex with her.That's my answer for most situations that involve pone.
>>11989407>No Pony did thatPony is so polite
>>11989275>Gain the ability to wink>Can instantly tell a stallion that you're interested without saying anything
>>11989407Whatchu talkin bout playa
>>11989416did you check the heinessen archive?
>>11989416>tfw it was the tit part>tfw I miss it more than you can imagine
>>11989403Oh, sure>>11989368Tell me more. He will pay for this transgression.
>>11989432What? No... I don't even know what that is.
>>11989421Yeah, it should be behind the toilet
>>11989441/mlp/'s archivehttp://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/
>>11989438>youFaggot you still remember that? It wasn't even that good...
>>11989247I like my Celestia to be motherly.
If I was a pony I would give anon a deep throat pony blowjob and then right before climax I'd use my tail to finish the job.Vote for me for Pony transformation 2013
>>11989456It was better than you know
>>11989450do you have something a little more heavy dury?In a totally unrelated question, do you also have some towels or sponges?
>>11989407Zecroa ain't a pony.
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE
>>11989469Can you become a unicorn and use your magic to send me to equestria?
>>11989339>there will never be a little sister Luna fic
Can we be /mu/? /mu/ has been bad these last few months, even by /mu/ standards.
>>11988890I REQUIRE MORE TINY WITCHES
What would Sugar do if she met Snips?
>>11989495
>>11989469yeah well if I were a pony I would cuddle anon to sleep every night and I would always wear my collar and put on cute maid outfits while I clean his apartment
>>11989474Um, there's a toilet brush under the sinktowels and sponges should be in the hall closetDo you need any help? It doesn't sound like things are going too well...
>>11989495I am ready to Rumble
>>11989511You'll have to wait until winter, just like for ponies.
>>11989507NoI'll allow you to listen to this song but you can only discuss it if you make it pony relatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RprIfThbPs
>>11989516sex
>>11989507What kind of music would your favorite pony like?
>>11989518Kid's gonna have issues when he grows up
>>11989288It's fun to read into things... sometimes the animators do put in little background gags though like Lyra and Bonbon's swapped saddlebag decorations. I like tasteful stuff like that.
>>11989470Oh hey, I found it... interesting. I guess I'll put it in a pastebin and re-read it.
>>11989191Jokes on you I'm a little girl!
>>11989568Baroque
>>11989457It's funny because Starbucks supports gays.
>>11989586WELL IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GROW THE FUCK UP BITCH!
>>11989584oh hey, link it
>>11989572>ponies who appear to be friends swap saddlebags>they are clearly fucking hardcore
>>11989495THE RUMBLE ARENA WAITS FOR NO MAN OR BEAST!
>>11989516I am now imagining SB's sugar meeting Snips when he's a stallionAnd trying to fuck him
>>11989570such as...?
>>11989601anon wants to be the little fillyhas anyone draw anonpony as a filly with a cute little tie and suit?
>>11989605Gotta make it first.
>>11989572Welcome bac, BCS
>>11989518>>11989531What happen if he overrumbles?
>>11989572I personally kind of doubt they meant for that to imply anything more than close friendshipI like it when they imply close friendships because it's basically the same thing as shipping fuel
>>11989521I can out-pet and out-slut you any day of the week, you stupid would be mare.>>11989498First act as leading transpony
>>11989626Get stuffed, BCS.
>>11989639then he gets tired and has to take a nap
How's everyone doing?Here's a page from my sketchbook with a couple of doodles I made at lunch.
>>11989626Did anything ever come of my Spike/Zebra twins idea?
>>11989648woahrudeI can tell you right now that you'll need to work on your little pony attitude if you're ever going to beat me
It looked cuter in my head
>>11989650>so jelly
>>11989650>tfw can't get stuffed like a woman because no babymakerif only futanari were real
>>11989610That's how friendship works CC.You should know that if you have friends
>>11989639His body heats up so much he bursts into flames.
>>11989654Gonna need human SamoaSTAT
>>11989610THIS
>>11989657not yet, I have commissions from Anthrocon I didn't finish so I'm still working on finishing those first
>>11989654oh my goodness that is adorable
>>11989654He he fatty fat fattson
>>11989531What if Rumble starts vibrating whenever he's aroused and that's the reason why the twins are so clingy with himHe's basically like a living, breathing vibrator
>>11989680How does Samoa feel about the Zebra twins pounding away at her mother?
I haven't drawn anything for over four weeks now.
>>11989690No problem. You did 2 other zebra twin pics, anyway.
>>11989654>Sketching in public?>Humanize them.>Nobody will ever know!It's actually kinda genius.
>>11989654>blandanon
>>11989713I haven't drawn anything in over four years now.
>>11989713Draw Anon with Sweetie on his head having a snowball fight with Rarity
>>11989713it feels really good when you start up again and feel yourself getting back to where you wereit's like sharpening a knife
>>11989709HEY, FUCK YOU, I HAD THAT IDEA
>>11989654Leave the fat one with me
>>11989639He is like the Flash.If he rumbles to the right frequency he can enter the rumble zone.
>>11989718Yeah!Now I only have to worry about someone asking me why I'm drawing girl scouts!
>>11989703unf
>>11989713I haven't masturbated to climax in fourty eight hours now
>>11989746does he become one with the Rumbleforce?
>>11989662I'm into everythingI can satisfy Anon's needsI have amazing taste in video games,cartoons,comics,anime,manga,sci-fi and fantasy.I know when to lay myself bare for him to ravish me while choking me with the collar and I know when to stay silent in the background cleaning and generally being a good pet.I bet you wouldn't even eat out of his hand or have him put a chastity belt on you during your heat season.
>>11989713whenever I see a crystal pony, I try to imagine them as more transparent than they actually are
What if you were in your room, playing your favorite video game, when your ponimouto came into the room, crying?
>>11989713QUICK DRAW A TREE
>>11989718>>Nobody will ever know!They know, but they don't want you to know they know.
>>11989746whoais it filled with rubber and bumble balls?
>>11989749>"I...uh...really like Girl Scouts!"
>Spike>hoof
>>11989749You're local GS troop commissioned them.
>>11989749I'm working for them, desing new uniforms
>>11989784He;s a pony remember?
>>11989768My ponimouto is not for sad.
Am I the only one?
>>11989725Hello again.Are we ever actually going to have a conversation? You've introduced yourself like 20 times now.
>>11989775You know it man...And the bumble balls NEVER run out of batteries.Because they run on the delightful laughter of children that permeates the universe.
>>11989803A very rucky one
>>11989768I know how this goes... ponimouto is going to steal the Pokemon game from me and I'll be stuck with an emulator and because she's so cute, I let her have the game because it's a lot more fun to show someone how to play Pokemon for the first time and seeing their reactions than grinding an area trying to catch another rare Pokemon.
>>11989803a rucky one
>>11989746this idea is going places
>>11989808>Trying to start a conversation with a shitposter.Dude are you trying to kill the poor little dude?
>>11989808PleaseI'm dying from lack of Samoa
>>11989776
>>11989809Holy hell if I had a bumble ball that never ran out of battery....
>>11989734I never said I wanted to draw anything.>>11989735That's a bad simile for my drawing skills. I'm not sure you can get a knife that dull.>>11989764I haven't for about four weeks too. Coincidence?>>11989767Four weeks ago is when you started shitposting here. Coincidence?
>>11989766this is my fetish.being the submissive pet, I mean.
>>11989572http://www.autostraddle.com/my-little-pony-lesbianism-is-magic-138465/
>>11989844even a dull knife has its place
>>11989846>Anon will never put you into a breeding apparatus and have a bunch of guys take turns with you
>>11989827>Hes like the Flash but he moves everywhere by rumbling.>He can rumble through solid objects.>He can rumble so much he can tear holes in realities.>There is an Australian version of him in a villain alternate universe.
>>11989844I give BCS a free pass for actually contributing.
>>11989857>http://www.autostraddle.com/my-little-pony-lesbianism-is-magic-138465/I didn't read it, and I don't feel a pressing urge
>>11989819>>11989824Wait a second...
>>11989865So it would be Professor Bumble?
>>11989844someone doesn't know how to mlpg.cohttp://mlpg.co/art/res/2825+50.htmlwhile not quality, I try to draw some every day. I also doodled anonpony filly earlier
>>11989766I guess I'm just not that ambitious I would probably just be a boring, lazy ponyI'd probably be content just to sleep on master's sofa all day, as long as he lets me go flying every once in a while and he plays with my wings when he doesn'tI wouldn't mind eating treats from his hand, but denial is where I draw the fetish line
>>11989746This guy is all business all the time. Vibrates through walls, can burrow underground.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=yhSSOANnsPk#t=1873s>readdit thread is discussing this brony videojeezus they are really tearing these bronies apart. its funny no matter how brony famous you are in the fandom it means nothing when normal people watch. they did say some bad stuff about eurobeat but it was minor. the general agreement was mic the micro and the guy in all white was the worst
This looks silly. It tried to make him really top heavy. Opinions?>>11989671>tfw forever alone
>>11989903>the general agreement was mic the micro and the guy in all white was the worstOf course it's natural to hate Mic.Hes a Jew!
>>11989918He looks kind of top light to me, actually
>>11989903>le redditIt's taken over by 14 year olds at this point, unless you stick to the better subreddits which are actively moderated
>>11989918It's shit.
>>11989918I SEE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
>>11989880So just because you draw you get a free pass on the shitposting?
>>11989806Now she is.>>11989820She's not that young, and she's legitimately driven to tears.
>>11989903>that guy with a mustache, a girl's jacket, and a very feminine beaniewhat the shit
>>11989766I'd pay for your surgery
>>11989889All dat Rumbleforce man.
What filter would you recommend for 4chan?
>>11989918>>11989927>>11989932>>11989936Well shit. I just can't do anything right no more.
>>11989889>i got that reference.jpg
>>11989949It's ok, broI've misread at least three posts today and they all ended with egg on my face
>>11989947sepia filter
>>11989949What is the Macho Man fishing for today?Fish to wrestle?
>>11989947I recommend that you filter 4chan.
>>11989903i need a gif of that guy with laptop falling over
>>11989937the only problem with MLPG's definition of shitposting in general is that 90% of /mlp/ is, itself, shitposting and shitposting just means "anything I don't like"I still remember straightanon claiming original content with stallions was "gay spam" clogging up the thread.
>>11989949Turn him into the Iron Sheik.
>>11989943>every fucking day>every single fucking day>this little faggot pony just sits there and gives you this stupid look on his face
>>11989903People commenting on the video are fucking tools. I don't get the point on shitting all over people when they're having fun at a convention and their only crime is awkwardly dancing/being off key while singing. Really I don't get the point in circle jerking over videos like this.
>>11989968he's FISHING FOR A FIGHT, BROTHER
>>11989903>The clapping starts.I can't.
>>11989976I swear I've already had this discussion with you. Oh well, no more pasta and autism this time.
>>11989990Pff
>>11989974About how far into the video?
>>11990026its a few seconds after the linked time
>>11990026Time stamp was 31:15
>>11989976>straightanonKinda doubt it was just the one guy, but you've got a point.
>>11989903>the general agreement was mic the micro... was the worstI remember back before mlpg was overrun with bronies and we'd agree with that sentiment.
>>11990011I'd like to see more "gay spam" if it meant lots of drawings.My last doodle didn't really take off for me. I had that feeling of "well, there's art to do, better do some warm up sketches" and then even those go nowhere fast...
>>11990053>implying any of us like him
>>11990053When was the last fucking time you asked?I'm pretty sure it would be the same, but fandom music is garbo anyway.
Is Youtube giving anyone else problems with scrubbing the timeline to a certain timestamp in Firefox? Does it work with Chrome?
>>11990053I don't think anybody in here really cares much about brony music, actually.I mean some of it's alright, but I personally don't care enough to get upset about Mic.
Extra sugar. Extra salt.
SHAOMALEHEMdeath to the false prophet celestia and her slut sister luna
>>11990088that's the way I like to fuck
>>11990088exert all your energy?I honestly have no idea how the lyrics go to the vast majority of those songs
>>11990091>tfw Celestia will never execute you by smothering you with her sweaty bronzen thighs
I like some "brony music" but after a while, I just go back to the normal stuff and forget about it unless someone mentions there's a really good mix out.I still listen to the "Avast" stuff and original MLP soundtrack/songs pretty frequently.
>>11990099EXTRA SUGAREXTRA SALTEXTRA OIL AND MSGSHUT UP AND EAT
>>11990091Has this been posted on /pol/ yet?
>>11990099>he doesn't understand the concept of love>>11990088I LOVE LOVE YOU
PPFFFFTThe more of these I see, the better an idea I think it was
>>11990111
>>11990119>you will never feel like a bulldozer trying to catch a butterfly
HELLO AISEL 10
pony
>>11990132>Luna rolls up>"Flash Sentry orbits around our dick!">a hearty laugh is had by all>Twilight deemed sufficiently 'burned' and is let goGood end
spoiler
>>11990165
>>11989968>>11989990>>11990020
I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUjsr>jsrf
>>11989654Here's another page.
>>11990171Sounds like something out of Spaceballs.
>>11990196I thought that feather was a dragon dong at first.
Okay, I went through combined the posts I did on the Oedipus complex Celestia fapfic quest thing. I will admit that I'm still learning writing so the quality might not be the best, but had to get some experience so I just jumped in and made mistakes. Please tell me what you think.http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
>>11990111werent there some greentexts about that or something?
>>11990196Would you doe a deer MLPG
2 MANY DAYS
>>11990232yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't make more
>>11990225Thanks a ton, dude.You should really do more sometime.
>>11990241>tfw got bored and read the manga>now it just feels longer for less
>>11990266where 2 read mango
>>11990225woah now
>tfw love video games>tfw virtually all video games give me horrible motion sickness nowadays
>>11990249Here's my second attempt.
>>11990244I love this idea
>>11990279Boku no Google
Ffff. I should have done this first.Here you go mysterious anon. I'll have to draw this proper sometime.
>>11990299boku no suck my dick and give me the link you jackass
>>11990237If by "doe" you mean tell each other stories and share some barm brack or apple pudding, then yes.
>>11990305Now he needs to elbow drop Big Mac
But isn't my little pony a show for other little ponies?
People aren't actually in love with cartoon horses, are they?
>>11990315http://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+2+read+mango
>>11990305
>>11990295>Princess Cadence was a bit surprised when she learned how Sombra's Cultists should be dealt with after their convent was raided>but tradition is tradition, after all>Her thighs are now referred to as the Crystal Guillotine
>>11990187That's great.I miss when the Macho man would visit.And pummel the shit out some hapless Anon.
STORY TIME? STORY TIME.Pony will be decided with the d10.1-3: Trixie4-6: Pinkie Pie7-9: Daring Do0: GARcher
>>11990351you could have just given me the link with all this trouble
>>11990345No, I don't think so.
>>11990345
Daily apple horse.
>>11990365Trixie it is.Even: PonyOdd: Humanized
>>11990351https://duckduckgo.com/l/?kh=-1&uddg=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lmgtfy.com%2F%3Fq%3Dwhere%2520is%2520the%2520titan%2520mango
>>11990335Applejack would not be happy.
I'M NOT LATE, AM I?DID I MISS THE PONIES?
>>11990366Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.Make the asshole do it himself and you'll make him think twice before asking other people to do shit for him.
>>11990374Thanks Tex!
>>11990305You should submit it to EQD when you are done.Show those fuckers some real comedy.
>want to play JSRF again>still have a softmodded xbox>no working torrentsWHY DID THE ORIGINAL XBOX ONLY HAVE 5GBS?
>>11990374Can I have a different horse instead, I already have enough apple horse.
>>11990390>Do a man a favor, get thanks>Tell someone to go fuck himself and do it himself, get nothing besides an anon's disapprovalfixed for you, dumbshit
>>11990335Will this super old drawing of him forcing Rarity to snap into a slim jim work?>>11990354I'm not following.
>>11989690You know I saw you at AC last year right
Also have some thumbnail sketches I made trying to come up with ideas for the pinup book.
>>11990374apple horse is a pyromancer
>>11990379>humanizedwherefore, dice gods?
>all this CelestiaI like you when you're like this, MLPG
>>11990363What started all this Macho Man stuff anyway?You guys just started asking me to do it right after I popped up.
>>11990419NOWE NEED THE ELBOW
>>11990433celestia a shit
>>11990441you're just such a macho man that it was the only thing to ask for
>>11990408Why should I care that I'm disapproved by a asshole who can't do shit for himself? Are you sure you aren't going to ask someone else to disapprove of me for you? Are you capable of doing anything for yourself besides complaining that people won't do things for you?
>>11990441HOLY FUCKI REMEMBER THATI DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE
>>11990452Go away Luna
>>11990441W while after he died the Macho Man woke up in a strange land full of colorful candy horse dudes...And he knew the only way home was to wrestle them.
>>11990374I've grown deathly bored of you posting apple horseYou're boringShe's boringPosting the same few images of her every day has made the whole thing worse
I love pony more than you do.
>>11990467Didn't realize what?>>11990471I remember that. I always wished I could draw that decently. Like a little comic.
>>11990488You probably do, Dubs Anon. You probably do.
Macho Man did all of his best shit while he was tripping.
>>11990465Of course I can do it for myself you colossal dicksuck, the fact is that ANYONE on 4chan knows how to use Google, but you couldn't wait to be a stupid jackass and go "hurr find it urself :ddd" because you're a stupid prick.It's not like there's hundreds of sites to read it and I was asking for an anon's recommendation or anything, fuck no! I'm just a clueless fucktard that doesn't know how to use the internet.Tell me, is all of /a/ so stupid?
>>11990480I will knife fight you over best horse.
>>11990488Pony probably loves you more that me, too
>>11990500I didn't realize that you were the guy that drew the macho man stuff.
>>11990488Nu uh.
>>11990511>colossal dickUNF
>>11990488Bullshit.Have you ever swallowed all of your blindbag ponies so you can shit them out later in a strange birthing ritual?Have you ever taken those shit covered toys and erected a shrine to bring them to life so they can frolic in your room and have adventures?Have you ever taken that same Twilight, the first one you swallowed so she was the first out, and licked her clean? And then taken that shit on your tongue and made them into wings?
>>11990511Uh... not that guy but you do realize that you're on /mlp/ and not /a/, right?Maybe you should go there if you want ask stuff like that.
>>11990488Perhaps....But do you pony pony more than I do?
>filtering>recursive filtering>hide stubsYes I will enjoy my filtered reality, thank you.
>>11990379Human Trixie. Bueno.>>11990432All my favorite stories from here are humanized, y'know.With that said, I can't think of anything, sorry. But there's an idea if anyone wants to act on it!
>>11990511>Anon read it on a site he found>Clearly that means he has the address memorized and can give it to anyone at anytime>It's not like asking him to link you the site would cause him to go back to google and search through the same sites you would have to search through to find the mango
>>11990534
>>11990510>ProcessedMeatspin.gif
>>11990537Yes.
>>11990517Hah, oh wow. Dunno how you missed that.I did this stuff after /co/ anons gave me a drawfag name.
>>11990545>anon read it on a site he foundMaybe if he said that, I'd have looked first
>>11990546SB plsYou said you'd sleep.
>>11990390Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
>>11990510Looks like he did all of his best shit while he was spinning to me.
>>11990564So you just assumed that he knew the link by heart? Are you really that retarded?
>>11990500I don't think it was a drawn comic.Just pics of the Macho man pasted on scenes in the show...It was funny as hell.
>>11990540>announcing your filtersOnly pony Hitler could be so cruel.
>>11990571not SB, just someone who appreciates huge horsedicks
>>11990572That's a really stupid analogy and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Can someone edit a pony into this?
>>11990576No, I didn't assume he knew the link by heart.I assumed he had a dedicated mango reading website that he could just say the name of.But no, that's too much fucking effort.
Would you show the CMC a movie? What would it be?
>>11990583Joke's on you. I am Bonbon.
>>11990577See I never saw any of that, but I remember an anon pasting that when someone asked em to draw him.
>>11989974
>>11990601On it. Which pone and what do you want the words changed to?
>>11990574THE MACHO MAN MASTERED THE ART OF THE SPIN MANY MANY MOONS AGO, BROTHER.AND THEN THE MACHO MAN DID SPIN THAT MOON!
>>11990635is that eurobeat
>>11990606>Google "attack on titan manga">Excluding Wikipedia, the first four results are all sites where you can read the manga>This is too difficult for you to do
how was the furry convention BCS?
>>11990638Sweetiebot!
>>11990635RIP White Guy.
>>11990601you didn't say which pony you wanted so I went with Twily Classic
>>11990635HOLY SHIT IT'S ONE OF THOSE SPY THINGS FROM RIDDIC!
>>11990653No, I did that after I realized that this anon was going to be a prick instead of giving a friendly suggestion.
>>11990635whats that official term for when you feel extremely embarrassed for someone else
>>11990666>your window I am slain
>>11990653Noooooo Anon! I want you to give me the name of the site you read manga at so I can google search that and then look up the manga there! Duh!
>>119906019000 hours in ms paint
>>11990612Daily reminder that your fanon isn't canon.
>>11990692Go fuck yourself>>11990674
>>11990701Daily reminder that your low-tier canon isn't canon.>he doesn't know canon tiers
I am just going to leave this pony here.
>>11990607I would show them what they need.
>>11990701I'd play with her Sweetie Drops, if you know what I mean.
>>11990716HEY DOUCHEBAGI SAW THATYOU GET BACK HERE
I hear some Macho Madness is happening.
>>11990716DIBS
>>11990701That's Bonbon's sister. Bonbon never smiles.
>>11990716Can you leave a different pony here instead? I don't want that one.
>>11990701oh my godwhat if they're both canonWhat if the reason Bonbon always seems to have a different voice is that there are actually multiple unrelated ponies that just happen to look alike
>>11990612Iam a big pony!
>>11990666why dont girls like being raped? seriously i would love to be raped.
>>11990716Suddenly pony is sad.How do you cheer her up?
I've watched that guy fall off the stage with his laptop like 50 timesI can't stop laughing at it
>>11990648No that's DJ MiDli
>>11990735GG pls draw more frog twinks
>>11990735So Bon Bon is the Nurse Joy/Officer Jenny of the FiM world?
>Darf's new fic>everything going good>near the the end>instead of having Celestia blow her load into Fluttershy's throat, it's a facialBONER LOST
>>11990735Concepts been done. If you draw something like that you're a biter.
>>11990764link?
>>11990764I haven't even read it any suddenly I feel a great disappointment
>>11990778
>>11990748I don't. Sometimes you need to be sad. It makes the happiness all that much better.
>>11990764He fucking loves facials.He also loves writing stupid shit that isn't arousing.If the arousing stuff he does write wasn't so good I wouldn't keep checking.
>>11990635>an hour laterdid you just look up and learn how to make a gif right now in photoshop but you didnt get it right at first and kept messing up
>>11990771>Concepts been done. If you draw something like that you're a biter.oh noo
>>11990778GO FIND IT YOURSELF NO SPOONFEEDING
>>11990760yeah, she's not the only pony with twin sistersit's even more common in the frozen north
>>11990747>not ben stiller facebook
>>11990778https://www.fimfiction.net/story/116115/fluttersmoosh
>>11990800I know you'll never draw more of it, but Crossdressing Tom gave me UNFs like I've never had
>>11990607pic related
>>11990802>This anon is still butthurtLet it go, Anon. They're people on the internet.
>>11990802http://www.fimfiction.net/story/116115/fluttersmoosh#suckItNerd #firstWorldAnarchy #retardedHorse
What are you listening to, /co/?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fEYZ3gI75o
>>11990843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2HT94t-a5k
>watching the brony rave video just to see>blah blah now let me introduce tonights mc>rina-channnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnughpls nowhy is this slut EVERYWHERE
>>11990840I get mad when drivers I never meet are assholes too
>>11990799I was waiting for the video to download so I could import it. I ended up just recording the part with fraps.
>it's Omni's birthday
>>11990819You're funny. I'll kill you last.
>>11990701Her full name is "BonBon von Sweetiedrops"
>>11990858Who's that?
>>11990870Romba Does
>>11990853Then you should see someone about your anger issues. I get frustrated too and yell "Hey Asshole! Watch it!" But then I get over it. I don't start being an asshole to other drivers in some retarded sense of "irony".
Lines. I'll finish this tomorrow.
>>11990870Rainbow Dash.
>>11990858>this gifeverytime
>>11990843http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUAPf_ccobcvery good music to lounge around to
>>11990870the guy who runs the mlpg enrichment center
>>11990849Where's that comicYou know the oneI love itpls post it
>>11990886Nah, I'm gonna keep being a dick for a few days whenever someone asks for a link. It is the internet, after all.thanks, though.
>>11990843http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPfMb50dsOk
Do you even lift, MLPG?www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8up6A4QesU
>>11990858>no-one from the internet will ever do anything nice for your birthday>not even your own brother>the only one who cared was a random person from outside of MLPG
>>11990887I want to rub Marker's cute belly and raspberry it!
>>11990843http://cutchemist.bandcamp.com/
>>11990920>not making birthday requestsYour own fault.
>>11990909>I'm going to keep being a dick because someone on the internet was mean to me and didn't give me a link>But he's totally the asshole hereYou're pathetic.
>been away from mlpg for so long>i dont understand the new memes>the new OCs>the new famous shitposters
>>11990843http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I/mu/ can suck a dick.
>>11990916
sex with rumble
>>11990843https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKD-MVfC9Ag
>>11990953Now ask if I care
>>11990887Adorable
>>11990959
>>11990920>Someone wishes you a happy birthday.>4 months late.>Legit thought birthday was on that day.
>>11990954>leave for a week or two>come back>everything's exactly the same>I don't want to leave again
I wish I had someone that loved me
>>11990970I wish I had a pony that loved me.
>>11990843http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yfiZxG_O54 Get Hyped.
>>11990961I'm stuck at the second part when you start playing as the knife dudeshit is IMPOSSIBLE
>>11990962You obviously do because you got so upset at the anon who refused to give you the link. You're going to say you don't care but you do. And it's absolutely pathetic.
>>11990954Let me fill you in.>We don't go greentext stories any more.>RCH literally died in a fire a month or so ago.>Ross still has not improved.>BCS is alright, I guess.>The same fucks who shitposted before, still are at it.
WE CAN DO THE SCRAPPY
>>11990843Twilight Sparkle.
>>11990989No, I do care that the anon didn't give me the link. I'm not gonna lie.But I don't care if some anon thinks I'm pathetic.
>>11990954why is his nose and ear red
>>11990920>told the general it was your birthday for three years in a row>they told you to fuck off every single time>drew own birthday pictures instead
>>11990991>RCH literally died in a fire a month or so ago.No he didn't.
>>11990982>shit is IMPOSSIBLEStop being bad a video games.
>>11990955Would you [Get Lucky] with pony?
>>11990982yeah, the part where you fight jacket guy took me a while to pass
>>11991021Make me
>>11990981wat.Awesome. sounds like I'm From Barcelona.
>>11990858how did you know?STAY AWAY FROM ME
>>11991033WHAT DO YOU WANT FAGGOT
FOR A THOUSAND YEARS I'VE WAITED HERE FOR YOU
>>11991033Congratulations on wasting yet another year's worth of oxygen. Hope you're proud of yourself.
>>11991053Are you a pony?
>>11990991>We don't go greentext stories any more.Yes we do, stick around and some'll pop up guaranteed. We've just accumulated some dude that keeps going on about how it and fanfiction aren't 'art', like anybody gives a damn
>>11991033Happy birthday.
>>11991025Does this work again? Where's the script download?
>>11991025>Finally decide to listen to Daft Punk.>That realization that they did Harder Better Faster Stronger.>All these years later, put the band to the song.
What's the most cringy pic you have in your pone folder
>>11991065The only greentext is smut and erp
>>11991019RCH IS A ZOMBIE?!
PLACE YOUR BETS, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN
>>11991033Happy birthday, slut.
>>11991075>Calvin and Hobbes>reasonable argument in favor of the showI don't see the cringiness.
>>11991076I miss the cute shit...
>>11991076cute stuff, sometimes, too. It's not gone, just waned a little bit.
>>11991032Oh umm... it's actually from a game trailer for EU4 paradox released as an april fools joke. So you, you know. I hyped at least.Just thought you should know.
>>11991102Two days ago we had moth ponies.
>>11991075Stand back, bitches I got this.
>>11991075Some of my old art that people used as reaction images.
>>11991059Who isn't doing that now-a-days.
pony should pony pony
something went wrong
>>11991113I said cute shit, not sins against God.
>>11991045a pony ;_; >>11991059>>11991066>>11991088THANK YASnow run along, continue your pony activities
>>11991075Don't make me choose.
I'm off to bed.
>>11991121
>>11991147what even the fuck
if you're out there art-anon I forgot to mention i did that thinghappy late birthday
>>11991121Pony can pony pony later, I'm ponying pony right now.
>>11991144I bet he gets all the pegasisters
>>11990488MINE
why does pony keep having sex with you
http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/archives/2013/07/08/what-youre-not-wearing-my-little-pony-con>#23>the guy wearing a business suit to bronycon>thinking it looks classy>there are people in mlpg who agree wearing a suit any time is a good idea
>>11991107Oh.says a lot about Pdox games and fans that the idea of a concept album in tribute to EU3 sounds plausible.
>>11991067http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/It seems to work for about half the people that try it, I don't know why
>>11991067http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/>>11991072Have you seen Interstella 5555? Apparently a lot of MLPG people haven't, been planning on streaming it.I've seen it about five times, and [this part] gets me every fucking time...
>>11991144
>>11991144Reminded of that kid who lives in the kid in that brony doc that complained because his fellow rednecks broke out his rear window with the ponies on it.I forget where he was from but the location made you go "Well no shit you are going to get that reaction you fucking idiot."
>>11991144>broniest ponies>eeveelutionsThis car totally doesn't scream furfag
>>11991143i wanted to say happ birthday also but i didnt want to personalblogjerk in the show discussion thread
>>11991133June bugs just hatched and there's millions of them outside. There are so many you can hear the buzzing of them flying in the distance. You have no idea.
>>11991166>homeshits in charge of people being gayI need this kid's Facebook so I can wreck his ass.
>>11991075
>>11991166You posted this last night and it resulted in /fa/ dead horse discussion
>>11990601>>11990656Here you go, broski. Sorry for the wait.
>>11991075>well-written>catchy songs>animated welli hate when people say this without mentioning its well-written FOR A CHILDRENS SHOW. its awful compared to normal standards
>>11991218I cant fucking unhear this every time it's posted.Does anyone give this guy shit about that to this day?
PONE... PONE JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT
>>11991236Pfftthahahahaa10/10
>>11991236she needs to be calling him a pedophile in one of the bubbles
>>11991243Must have been something I said
>>11991156...oh my.
>>11991198well the thought countsNOW GO FORTH AND PONY
>>11991243I FOLLOWED MY HANDS, NOT MY HEADI KNEW I WAS WROOOONG
>>11991238Yeah...Especially if you look at the OTHER shows Hasbro has on.I remember the shitfest that happened when MLPG had to sit through the last ten minutes of Strawberry Shortcake and that horrible CGI. And the horrible just, everything about that show!GOD that is some shit...
>>11991218>that guy sipping his soda that doesn't even blink or lookmy sides
>>11991243I'll just get Twilight to go back in time and prevent pone from dying.
>>11991287But Twilight died.
There are blood cell ponies inside you.
Pony hasn't cum in 2 weeks and needs a warm mouth
>>11991243Who thought a pone like her could come to this?
>>11991301Should I slash my wrists in the tub so I can finally cuddle with them?
>>11991301>there are white blood cell ponies fighting evil germ pones inside you right now
>>11991304which pony.
frisbee pone1 like = 1 respect1 share = 1 prayer
>>11991238Normal Standards being?
>>11991304Pony should keep walking. There are no warm mouths here.
>>11991304
>>11991256Go on. She's begging for it.
>>11991324Ignore for DEVIL
can someone pony this? I'm too lazy to MSPaint right now
*skitter* *skitter* *skitter*
>>11991304as long as i am alive rarity is free to use my face as a living horse toilet
>>11991318Celestia
twilight has always been time travellingshe just never knew it before because her days are all so similar
>>11991294Well fuck, I'll find someone else to go back in time and save her.
>>11991324>"BRIDGEPONE" on the tiresupboat
>>11991350Bug pone just crawled in your ear
http://i.imgur.com/cl9vjFo.png
>>11991372What kind of bug pone?
>>11991347>this is what /tv/ actually believes.
>>11991304why has pony been so mistreated
>>11991352>standing on lava long enough to catch fire>not even wearing a heat suit
>>11991381Look at that postureRamrod straight
>>11991360I'd never eaten anyone out before, though guys I've been with said I give good head...I guess I could try.Inb4 futa Celestia
>>11991317>take an antibiotic>antibiotic ponies rush in to back them up>some of them are playing Reveille on little bugles>"Reinforcements have arrived!"
1-3 Watch something4-6 Vidya7-9 Work on my story0 or DUBS Sleep
>>11991383ear wig pone
>>11991404You won't find out until your in her chambers~
>>11991347Wait I'm confused. So the guy is a legit pedophile, and he's saying that people that don't like that are dumb?also why attack pubes man that shit is great
>>11991410But I'm allergic to antibiotic ponies
>>11990747>implying people don't notice the rise in asexual western women
claire turned 14 todayjesus
>>11991419That is not one of the bugs I would protect with my life. It will be eliminated.
>>11991412I hope you're going to watch pony
>>11991249Here you go, bud.
*squelch*
>>11991440Not right now. I'm watching something else.
>>11991435>the squeaks will one day stop
>>11991447*thud*
>>11991347I fail to see how you can pony that.All you really have to do is change some words and it's pony related.
>>11991464*gush*
>>11991175I tried it, but the web-interface gets me a "Error: your image contains an embedded file" and when I tried to post the image I got with the ogglify program it didn't post the image but did post my text.
http://i.imgur.com/RCwUQr7.jpg
>>11991434Why is Karl such a jerk?
>>11991472Someone get this man an ambulance, I think he has some serious lacerations.
>>11991361holy shit i just remembered that twilight can time traveljesus fuck, the implicationslike, nothing has any consequences anymorenothing has any meaning anymoreshe can do anything she wants and it doesn't mattershe can fix anything she wantswhy doesn't the show take the ethical and metaphysical implications more seriously
Why haven't you married pony yet? She isn't going to wait on you forever.
>>11991472*BANG**POW**ZIP*
>>11991465exactly and i'm not feeling inspired right now
>reading the latest update in the nanaki situation>his mother and brother stole his computer and hid it from himwhat
>>11991435Even Claire hates that book.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/84451/friendship-is-machoGuys I found it. The best fanfic. It's here.
>>11991486>no pubesfiiiiine, I gueeeess I will
>>11991459the squeaks have already stopped
>>11991491She can time travel, but she can't actually change anything.
>>11991494That's all it takes for a pony to break into your house and cuddle you without permission.Why don't you own a gun?
>>11991486>pinklestia>V groins>no ribcages>floaty boobs>samebodynoi dont want that
>>11991495I've did my drawfag quota. Now I can shit post and talk about zebra dick all night.
>>11991486unf
>>11991498>it's truehaha what the shit
need more horsecockhttp://e621.net/post/show/349783/2013-anthrofied-atryl-big_breasts-blue_fur-breasts
>>11991324Oh goshily Dooks
>>11991524but atryl draws horrid horsecocks
>>11991486there's just so much of themwhy can't real people be built like that
>>11991506she can't change anything because she's a dumbassalso judgment day is postponed, what the fuck is this shitfuck you, time travel in fiction is never any good
>>11991524Words to live by
>>11991486>havent seen MS tumblr in a few months so i go to check since you remind me>bunch of creepy stuff>but also a few pics that give super bonergeez i never know how to feel about artists like this
why aren't you a pony
>>11991486RIP torsos
>>11991435>16 is legal in some states>claire is only 2 years away from being legal
>>11991552>check MS tumblr>drew Squirrel Girl r34he's aight
>>11991524ya as much as i love horse cocks in everything this guy is right>>11991536for one of the more famous porn artists atryl has the worst cocks
>>11991552link
>>11991569>14 is legal in Germany
>>11991582LRN2GOOGLE
>>11991570where is that one? that mother fucker has 50 goddamn different tumblrs without linking them together making it annoying to find shit
>>11991435>>11991569Is it wrong that I'd really like to be Claire's big brother?
>>11991498That is so pathetic I don't even know if I should laugh for him or feel bad for him.
>>11991582http://megaexplicithorses.tumblr.com/
>>11991587>12 is legal in Mexico
>>11991552What's creepy about it?
>>11991598i feel bad for him because i know what its like to have awful familybut i also laugh because its funny
>>11991604>Any age is legal in my house.
>>11991616Grunkle Stan pls
>>11991487Obviously it was all cultural. As much as I hate fundamental Christians and rely on evolution as my trump card, I can't accept the idea that men would naturally pursue women sexually; females and males in nature quite often fill the same role for their species and don't worry about reproduction. Although if a man pursued another man sexually, I'd have to attribute that to DNA rather than upbringing or choice because the party line tells me to.
All pone wanted was a lousy letter or a call, pone hopes you know she ripped all your pictures off the wall!
>>11991604delicious brown puffy bald fish tacos
>>11991624but i call pinkie every day
>>11991609>tripcode checks outdude what
>>11991609MS teach me how to draw horse penis and balls please
>>11991615he's like 38 and over $100,000 in debt on furry porn commissions. they just want him to get a job, that's all
Day 1397/9/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 4,828 (Running Total: 843,900)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 22,000 (Running Total: 3,696,620)Too many cons and stuff, hard to keep up or care about them all.We really need some new pony. That counter is going to get to 200 before new pony.
>>11991593it's at http://megasweGOOGLE IT
>>11991609Long time no see old friend.Any reason for this chance visit?
>>11991638It's not a secure tripcode. It's fairly easy to crack.
>>11991645I kind of hate that the ' key is right next to the enter key.
>>11991624where did pony get pictures of methis is worrying news
do you shave or wax your pubeswhat kind of razor and/or wax do you use
>>11991636Still not enough
>>11991609MS, please draw more pubes dude
>>11991615Seems like a pre cautionary measure to prevent him from buying more anthro porn. I dont really feel bad for him. It's his own fault that led to this situation. For the amount of money he's fritted away on that shit. Nope. Not one bit.Tune in next week when his mom and brother put him on 'my strange addictions'
>>11991638thats his old tripcode. he accidentally showed it on stream once so he changed it
>>11991651>chance visitunf
>>11991658Pony has been following you
>>11991639>tripcode checks outdude what
>>11991273>Strawberry shortcakeOh, God, I remember that shit. That was unwatchable.
>thinking MS still comes to this shitholelol, retards
>>11991639Why do you always ask me this? Are you really such a crazy slut for horse penises? I'm trying to create artwork here
>>11991685>still coming to this shitholelol, retard
>>11991643>he's like 38 and over $100,000 in debt on furry porn commissions.How...Just...how?How do you not understand how basic money management works?!I know that the number you posted is an exaggeration, but still...Good on the mom to take 'his computer' away.I say that because i am sure she had to buy it for him.
>>11991652>>11991672Okay.
>>11991681>Strawberry Shortcake>shit[insert picture of Strawberry Shortcake taking a strawberry shit]You know the one.
>>11991659haven't touched them at all, kind of nervous to put scissors down there, and ive probably got too much not exactly inclined to googlesearch acceptable pubic hair amount either
>>11991695>being this gullible
>>11991695He's not actually in debt because of his porn commissions. He just has no money in the bank because of it.
>>11991688>old tripcode>reposts old artwork>that posting style
>>11991701
>>11991695>falling for a transparent ruse.
I'm going to put my dick in that talking cartoon pony.
>>11991706The acceptable pubic hair amount is the one you and your partner are comfortable with.If you're really scared, just use safety scissors
>>11991688Clearly the person to ask for advice on horse cock and balls is Braeburned.
>>11991717Do you know how to read?
>>11991594the kind of big brother who helps her practice kissing so her first time won't be awkward, who she can feel safe going naked around, cuddling on the couch, exploring each others' budding sexuality, in a safe, trusting environment, who gives her amazing orgasms?
>>11991659I don't shave my pubes. Only my balls.
>>11991598I feel bad for him because my mother basically pulled something like that on me but eventually I got myself out of that awful situation.If I put my foot in my mouth or even if I'm in debt, I think that a grown adult should be allowed to make their own mistakes and learn from them.Like I'm not sure I can make Bronycon so I may opt out of going. It just depends on circumstances. I'll be mildly disappointed but I'll just get back to what I always do, gaming, drawing, writing and working on projects same as always and hoping my luck improves somewhere down the line.
>>11991725l-link?
>>11991725Do I dare click the google image button?
>>11991737>Expecting a masterruseman to read the post.
>>11991738That's gross anon.
>>11991737Did you know that Wolf Nanaki is over 2,600 years old, is 42 billion dollars in debt, and is the nation of Greece?
>>11991740I just put in a few resumes.Seems easier.
>>11991749no need!>>11991745http://i.imgur.com/WeNPECT.jpg
>>11991753This is butts
>>11991740you can't just hope that your luck will change, bcs-chanyouve gotta create your own luck
>>11991735I like him as a person, and his art is all right, but I think SB does them better.
>>11991659i get my asshole hair laser removed and anal bleaching once a month
>>11991740The whole thing is just fucking hilarious.From stealing his computer, to telling him he should just get a Lion King coloring book and draw penises on all the characters.
>>11991767i would eat of herasshole
>>11991762No, I mean because the anon said he knew it was an exaggeration
HOOOLY FUCK PONIES
>>11991738unf
>>11991767Too late. I clicked it right after I posted that and then laughed. Thank you though.
>>11991735quality>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>quantity
>>11991797not when it comes to money
>>11991762sounds legitand Zone was totally offered a million bucks to make a pony porn flash but turned it down because he would never in a million years watch MLP or mostly just think to himself "I don't really get why this is still a fad"
>>11991774is that expensive?
>>11991787WHERE?
>>11991735braeburned does a decent cock but hes not someone you should look up to as a horsecock master.
>>11991807PONY HOOF JOB
>>11991659I tried waxingToo much of a sissy to do more than one strip on my pubesI just shave or trim when I'm lazyDunno why, no-one's going to see them
>>11991774Who the hell are you showing your poop chute off to so regularly?>>11991805>implying someone would actually give him a million dollars
>>11991740heres how to raise your bronycon money fasthttp://www.big-tits-on-cam.com/transsexual-cams/
>>11991797I duno. I enjoy the hell out of sushi bars far more than going to a more expensive place where you buy everything piece by piece.
>>11991816That's didn't answer my question at all.Where are the ponies?
Celestia Quest resuming in a little under 18 hours.
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I need a list of who draws good pony cocksand who draws bad pony cocks
>>11991804I would rather have 1,000 USD then 1,000,000 ZD.
>>11991740>Never went full retard on shit.>Never had to deal with either parent 'stealing "His" computer'>Watched brother go into bankruptcy twice.>Watched him win thousands at a casino and blow it on a 'Rolex.'>Only to get laughed out of a Rolex certified watch shop a week later when he needed it fixed.>Watched him buy a massive truck when gas was 5 bucks a gallon. To drive him 50 miles to work.>To not use it.I have the hillbilly version of a brony related to me and it's fucking annoying.>"Hey you should get a crredit card for that place!">'Why?'>"I want a camera.">'...'
>>11991861I mean when it comes to making money from art, dickface
>>11991852Are you blind?
>>11991854are we finally making our move on luna?
>>11991813Yeah, but hes a cheap slut for some quick horse cock.
>>11991813His porn always seems bland to me.Someone actually found a way to make butt sex bland to me. How?
>>11991868Perfectly still Pank
>>11991866
>>11991772Well, the best I can manage right now and kind of bad fanfiction in visual novel form and concepts for animating later when my muse hits.And by "muse" I mean "being really horny and with some coffee" but I'm missing out on both of those. I can at least fix one of those so I put a pot of coffee on.Here's a pony.
>>11991876QUICK SOMEONE GIVE HER MOUTH TO MOUTH
>>11991870...yes. Yes, we are.
>>11991876rip dash, flew so fast she lost her wings, tail, and became a hotdog
>>11991868But how do I get to the ponies?
>>11991859Horsecock preferences are a matter of taste, depends whether you like them more realisric or more cartoony.
>>11991896bleach
>>11991854>Shits going down.This quest is getting too real, bro.
>>11991738I want Jay Naylor to do a comic on this.
what if pony wubed
>>11991890...And that move is going to be to fuck with out sleep, right?
>>11991915I would take pony to a doctor and get her treated.
I wish I could draw porn better. But I'm not very good and the only way I know how to get better is to practice. So that's why I draw so much.
>>11991909>Wanting Naylor to do anything ever.
>>11991903as real as the ponies on the show.>>11991922It's Luna, anon. We're going to fuck her WHILE we sleep. In dreams.
how do I make pony real?
>>11991933I wish I could draw better so I could do more comics.
>>11991896Do you have a pony permit?
>>11990893>PiazzollaI feel so bad for taking this long to reply but I didn't open your link before. I love this fucking guy's tangos, and I actually know how to play an arrangement of this song on the cello. You are my nigga, man.
>>11991942So 100% real?
>you will never lose a bet and have to dress in your friend's sister's clothes, leading to your two friends spitroasting you because you look so cute
>>11991938Say what you want about his politics, he draws pretty hot porn.
Good night and dream of horsewieners.
>>11991933Porn is a good way to practice actually. You get it all: perspective, composition, interaction, expression, anatomy
>>11991933I wish I could draw better so I stare at my tablet and wish some more.It still hasn't happened yet but I have a feeling that one day, ONE day, I will wish a drawing!
>>11991962I knowI don't have 2 friends
>>11991962What does this have to do with Pony?
>>11991859If you want good horsecocks you'll find few in this fandom. The only ones i can think of right now are Hops, SB, Cartoonlion, Megasweet (your mileage may vary). There are artists in other places though.
>>11991962>your two friends will never be ponies
>>11991889What?Give Dash ass to mouth?sure
fresh baby goats here
>>11991963I don't think I know enough about Naylor to care. I neither like nor dislike him.My ONE meeting with Doxy aka Onta soured me on him for life.
>>11991962Onta pls go
>>11991963Dude has an ego that makes Ross look like a tiny shit stain, but fuck if he puts freckles on shit...
>>11991961even more real than that.
>>11991963not reallyhe draws the same porn over and over
>>11991984someones been imguring~
>>11991992>The Buckly of porn.
>>11991984Meals on wheels.
>>11991991that sounds very reallink to archive?
>>11991987No kidding, huh? Yeah something about the guy doesn't strike me right.
>>11991962>tfw wearing my sisters clothes feels amazing and the best faps i ever had>but after fap it just feels dumb and i lose all interest
>>11991984Those are sheep
>>11991990yeah, but unlike Ross, he can actually drawand why would I give a shit about the artist's personality anyway?
>>11991938better days was a good webcomic
>>11992007>you will never spend 5 hours every day on a tanning bed
>>11992004https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/CelestiaQuest/CelestiaQuest.htmlI hope to see you there.
>>11992016Fuck you...Yes it was
>>11991962bcs pls, keep your weird fetishes outside.
>>11991992I think he's really really good at taking a decent premise and make it dumb.
>>11992016
>>11991974Kevin is good too.
>>11991987what did he do? you are kind of a crazy person BCS so i would need to know the full story before i judge him.
>>11992007Why are all the porn artist in this fandom so ugly?Tiara does not count.
