Equestria is a beautiful placepost sceneryor ponies or whateverPrevious horse: >>11978163
From the moment you saw them, you knew.The way they filled up book after book, even in a single day.The way the lines were placed so precisely and effortlesslyThe way the markings differed to show weight.This was someone who loved art, who loved to draw.You felt the envy creeping up your throat.That person would never feel this.Everything they would see, would just be inspiration for them.That's how much they loved art, nothing would cause them to abandon it.They would draw when they were sad, when they were happy, when they should have other things to do.Maybe that's when you realized.Talent, Drive, Inspiration. Call it whatever you want.But no matter how hard you tried at it.It would be work to you.It would be life to them.And that's when you felt yourself go cold inside.
>>11983754>those statues>"I don't turn ponies into stone!"Truely, the launcher of a million fics
>>11983754Is that a cupid pony statue?
>>11983791>Hot BeefAWWWW YEAH
>>11983791>tfw I always miss everything Jailbait draws there days
By the way was the applejack comic posted today?
>>11983792Use the good version.
>>11983794Celestia just turns them into stone, because she knows she'll need them one day
I SMOKE A LOTTA WEED
>>11983843>that pause on the last frame>good
>>11983794but those stone pones are like ten times the size of a real pone, they are huge
>>11983856>the arrow looks like a dick and ballsit's perfect.
>>11983792this makes me remember why i love this cartooni wish it would air againeven though it will probably never be as good as it used to be
>>11983754I can post pony
>>11983856This is not accurate at all, fetishes and meta need at least two tabs each
>>11983856what are you three doing out your tower
>>11983791>HBHe's just so grumpy.
>>11983853Now the interesting part of this idea, did they volunteer or were the voluntold?
>>11983877Hot BeefIn the middle of a heat waveAnd I don't mean estrus season
>>11983939There was a comic on this where celestia like it or not turns the mane 6 into stone, because they become to powerful or something like that
>>11983866THAT MEANS THEY HAVE HUGE GUTS
>>11983826I just drew this
>>11983981Would you rip and tear pone?
>>11983994I'm glad you're not really ded
>>11984001No, I would gently hold them and keep them close to me and maybe smell them a bit if they didn't mind
>>11983994I know, but I'm not in the thread 24/7.And this the first time in weeks I actually hear you say something.
Requests?Maybe I'll actually do some this time...
>>11984079HENRYKILLINGERAS A PONYWITH HIS MAGIC MURDER BAG
>>11984079Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy having a tea party.
>>11984079I wouldn't blame you if you didn't.
>>11984079Twilight playing with trains.
Or whatever, you say?>kidding>don't hurt me scruffy
Applejack's winking wet pussy
>>11984079CMC playing with a cardboard box
>>11984110>>11984113/mlp/ pls go
>>11984101Here you are sir, that will be $3.50
>>11984079Pinkie blowing a balloon for fluttershy
>>11984128But Applejack doesn't own a cat.
>you will never hug pone
>>11984135Why do I dislike that style?
Don't look at me infidels or i will get my husband to throw acid at you!
>>11984160Tries too hard to make marshmallow pone realistic.
>>11984163Woah, I didn't know Twilight drove a taxi
>>11984157Close as it gets
>>11984152Is that old spanish lady trying to draw pone now?
>>11984163>Sadlearabian episode>Twilight has to try and blend in to be a better diplomatI'd watch it.
>>11984185You're thinking INDIA, they aren't muslim, they are hindu....
>>11984163You are dressed much too flashy for anything besides your wedding day, Mrs Sparkle.Also why are you showing your hair and face?Your insults to Ponallah are inexcusable
>>11984163But Twilight, I am your husband!
>>11984208>S04>twilight adventures in saddle arabia
>>11983994Could you just tell us why you are stonewalling recently? Be as brief as you like.
>>11984205What old Spanish lady?
Twilight Sparkle's fat throbbing penis penetrating a orange ass and cumming inside it.
>>11984274I think you're a bit confused anon. Twilight is a mare, she does not have a penis.
>>11984228>s4 ep12: Saddle Sore>Taking on more royal duties, Twilight Sparkle is sent to Saddle Arabia along with her pony friends for an important negotiation over their relationship with Equestria.
>>11984269The one who "restored" the old picture of the J-Man.
>>11984274And that's how Pinkie got her cutie mark!
From the moment you saw them, you knew.You knew because of the way they filled up book after book, even in a single day...The way the lines were placed so precisely and effortlessly...The way the markings differed to show weight...This was someone who practiced art their whole life!You felt the drive creeping into your heart.That person would be you.Everything you see would just be inspiration.That's how much you wanted it, and nothing would cause you to abandon it!You would study when you were sad, you would draw when you were happy, you would dream about it when you should have other things to do.Maybe that's when you realized.Talent, Drive, Inspiration. Call it whatever you want.One day it would be yours.It would be work to you.And it would be life to you.And that's when you felt the fire.Oh yes, that would be you.
What's so bad about cumming on a plushie?
>>11984400It's hard to clean off usually.
>>11984400Harder to clean than a toy.
>>11984363Are you laughing at me?
>>11984400They dont moan in pleasure when you do. So just use Rarity like everyone else.
>>11984417>>11984430>>11984443>tfw it would be easier to clean cum off an actual pony
>>11984373WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEIR FACES
>>11984466I don't think being cummed on is very pleasurable.
>>11984417>>11984430I just lick most of it off while it's still warm
>>11984473S3 had worldbuilding
>>11984487Man Princess Skinnybutt is always drawn with a big ass.
My little movie: tweens are magic.
>>11984487Where's the joke?
So why did MT draw Lemonpuffs foalcon?http://derpibooru.org/368823
>>11984526that personhorse is pretty cute i must admit
>>11984500S3 wasn't canon though
Why hello...I have an order of pones
>>11984537this isn't MT, foalcon, nor Lemonpuffs, anon
>>11984128http://i.imgur.com/tOzZzva.png>>11984266I don't particularly want to, sorry. I spoke to a few people, or rather they spoke to me already.
>>11984560that's not my picture...
>>11984553why must you shitpost anon?
>>11983904>>11983856>tfw people use your OC
>>11984560lol image swap
Scratching a pony behind the ears sounds nice.
>>11984577Okay then. Hope you feel better soon.
>>11984547>pointy little fingers>not posting some kicky little legs instead
>>11984604Scratching a pony anywhere sounds nice anon.
>>11984604Yeah, and I bet they love it too.
>>11984554>>11984571I'm not linking the actual image you sick fucks.
>>11984625>not posting the queen of kicky legs
>>11984659You mean this?http://i.imgur.com/e4yr6s0.pngThis isn't foalcon.
>>11984680that's mega stuf....he's a cookie.
>>11984667im sorry that pony has nothing on these kicky little legs
>>11984692How stuffed is he going to be after that blowjob?
>>11984667that pone has indeed perfect the artshe must have a black belt in kicky legs
>>11984680>This isn't foalcon.Well I'm convinced!
>>11984731It isn't, it's micro.
>>11984699Absolutely adorable little kicks.
>>11984699I prefer jumpy ponies.
>>11984746>>11984751You people disgust me.
>>11984782>124 replies>>11984788>125 replieswhichever one is real, it was 2fast.
>>11984773I like that qt.
Would you kiss a pony on the cheek?
>>11984806Yes.And afterwards I would kiss her on the lips.
>>11984773>"remember me MLPG?"
>>11984771Twilight is so fucking cute god damn
It all makes sense.
>>11984806YesEvery time I see her
>>11984806Yes. And then I'd kiss her on her 3 other cheeks.
>>11984833Comic of the year
What would it be like to get drunk with ponies?What kind of drunks are they?
>>11984833I still think the whole "derpy likes muffins" thing is fucking stupid.
>>11984833Oh no the secret is out.
>>11984870Ponies aren't drinks silly anon, they're animals.
>>11984833She should be using her wrecking-ball ass to pin Bon-bon down.
>>11984806Of course I wouldI would tell them it's traditional where I'm fromIf they call my bluff I'll just say I came from Europe and bullshit some French, none of them can speak any of it anyway except maybe RaritySo unfortunately if Rarity actually knows French I'll be super boned because I would want to kiss Rarity on the cheek a lot
>>11984806Yes, yes I would. And on the lips.
stram continues at /moronsonofboronA look at Major Miners' Fluttershy in 2012, compared to the draft of Fujiko I just pushed out now. It's like I really am Ross v2.0
>>11984920THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A ROSS
>>11984872ponies seem to get singularly attached to certain items or concepts so in that regard it doesn't bother me so much, its no worse than twilight and BOOKS BOOKS BOOKS as a concept
>>11984870It would be great.
>>11984806>>11984891Here we usually greet girls we know with a kiss on the cheek all the time, just say that you're hispanic or something
>>11984891>Rarity knows you're bullshitting an excuse>she still lets you do it>she uses it as leverage to have you dance silly, embarrassing dances at parties because 'that's how they do things there right anon?'She still lets you smooch her.And she entrusts you to be her designated 'carry me home I can't remember where I live' buddy
>>11984773ohgod oh god it was colored i love you wallflower altough i know physical contact scares you
>>11984920What happened to her feet? What a tragic accident.
>>11984915god that smile... it's so fucking unrestrained, like she just realized everything's right in the world.
>>11984975>everything's going to be fine
>>11984975knowing you'll never make pone smile is the worst feel
>>11985009that is a rather lewd image anon
>>11984677I can do it, I'm good at all the technologies
>>11983942Would a Ponyville heat wave even bother a zebra?
>>11984951Oh goshBut with Rarity treating me like that, it'll be weird for me to smooch other ponies. How will I explain only doing it to Rarity? What if Dash or somebody calls me out?
>>11985021It's not always easy being happy, but with some help, some time, and (maybe more than a little) effort, it's possible.Can't let that hope get away from you. That's where it starts.
>>11985026That's pretty cute.
>>11985019Only if you want it to be.
>>11985021>>11985077oh boy here we go again!
Hey MLPGWho wants to have another live dramatic inebriated reading tonight? Well too bad I'm doing it anyway in maybe half an hour.But in the mean time, how about a joke?Eversince Twilight became a pretty alicorn princess the show may not have been ruined but it certainly seems to be slipping.I guess you could say it's the show's Twilight years!
>>11985075Rarity will tell you to smooch the other ponies.But only when she can watch.And she holds your heads together with her magic until she's satisfied.
>>11985051I'm talking about an "everyone stay in doors" kind of heat wave.A "Celestia wants to kill everything" heat waveBut yours is good for a "Celestia wants him all to herself" scenario
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY&feature=player_detailpageDo you eat 8000 calories of cheesy potatoes a day?
>>11985135Rarity doesn't sound like a very good pony.
>>11985115what, is it somehow impossible to be happy in certain situations?
>>11985075THAT AIN'T THE RIGHT IMAGE AT ALLI DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT SAVED
>>11985153She just wants to indulge in a matchmaking fetish.
>>11985148no because im not americanfeels healthy man>>11985158yes stop this, dont shit the thread again like yesterday, just stop replying.
>>11985190oh, I didn't realize this turned into a thing yesterday. I wasn't here.
>>11985135J-jeez.I don't think we're talking about smooching on the cheeks anymore, here.Wouldn't her friends mind?
>>11985167You have to admit though, it was sort of appropriate.
>>11985137>But yours is good for a "Celestia wants him all to herself" scenarioAnon pls why would you do this to himHe's not ready for Sunbutt.
>>11985190>Says the Mexican pony, now that Mexico has a higher obesity rate than the US
will you still be talking about ponies in your senile old agetelling the young whippersnappers how much better season 1 was than season 53
>>11985218Her friends are used to Rarity's ways.And they all kinda like you anyway...
>>11985234But she's ready for him.She's been watching him.Fantasizing.
>>11985236but im not mexican, i can prove it! my head is still connected to my body
>>11985274We would be at G31 at that point.
>>11985295I don't think I can draw Celestia molesting him.For some reason that seems played out.
>>11985288Spike didnt stand a chance
>>11985319Draw Celestia watching a rather generic romantic scene in a sappy film and getting hot under the big gold collar.Bonus points if the rest of the main girls are there. It's a slumber party. They're all in pyjamas, eating popcorn, and giving Celestia odd looks.Double bonus points if Rarity's is acting the same.
>>11985283>>11985222Wouldn't Rarity get jealous? I mean, I don't think I'm a very good kisser anyway. I wouldn't know, really.And just her close friends, right? Just the other main 6? What's her boundary? I don't know how far I'd go to keep a weird secret like that from coming out, especially one that had been going on for so long.
>>11985334>you will never be stuck inside marshmellow pony ass
>>11985274instead of talking about how to cum gallons we'll be talking about how to get an erection at all
>>11985377>wouldn't Rarity get jealous?Why would she? She knows she's the one in control.And she's sure to even up the smooches with you in private.
>>11985319Or you just can't draw Celestia
>>11985334I don't blame him.
>>11984109Here ya go!
>>11985274>that thread when Twilight finally divorced Flash Sentry in the opening of Season 14That was great. Anyway back to my time, that robot pony won't fuck itself.
>>11985374Wait, so draw all of the main ponies eating popcorn and watching sappy romance movies?You're asking the wrong drawfag I ain't that good.>>11985417Also this. I don't think I've ever even draw her but the once.
If the show ended with spike marrying rarity I would forgive all the sins and disasters up to that point.
>>11985405This all feels like a lot of pressure on me, I don't know if I'd be able to keep up with it all. What if I threatened to leave for... somewhere else, and stop smooching ponies at all?
>>11985439Applejack looks a but off her gourd!
>>11985439Twilight's warm semen in that mare's fertile womb
>>11985468All ponies everywhere would cry.
>>11985377>Wouldn't Rarity get jealous?That's cute, sweetheart. But you're nothing to me
>>11985464DRAW A SUNBUTTRIGHT NOWTHIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOU
>>11985510Twilight is like his sister.Would just be wierd not that SpikexPony wouldn't anyway.
>>11985444did you get the sweetie belle model
newpone wheni seriously can't take it anymore
Moderately sized pony penis.
>>11985565>he didn't put himself in cryo and have a clone post and draw for him during hiatusmax pleb
>>11985565Why did she have to think about it
>>11985565Never, the show is over and no one told you.
>>11985562It would be perfect.
>>11985586Your clone would be better at art than you then.
>>11985288 I really dislike this artists non-pony art.
>>11985499Well I wouldn't be able to do that to them, that's horrible.I guess I'll have to deal with being blackmailed by Rarity forever. As long as I still get to smooch her I'll be fine>>11985516I hate it when ponies call my bluff
>>11985565only 8 more months
>>11985599Nope, not after S3
>>11985589because she is canon dumbest pony
>>11985564Well, I got the standard mare and stallion model and was saving up for an alicorn, but a filly model is cheaper. I'll think about it. Good thing they have programmable personalities.
I want to see this, but with either Celestia or Chrysalis
>>11985616That's why you sync the memories back into your body when you wake up.Jeez anon, it's like this is your first time or something.
Where did longbon come from?
>>11985698Her mother's gaping horse vagina
>>11985637Now it makes even more sense, since Twilight is the only one Spike won't outlive.
Any other requests?
>>11985616>>11985695If that was possible I would keep clones of myself as slaves in a drawing sweatshop until I was really good at art.
>>11985734Fuck you.Just... fuck you.
>>11985634Gives me something to look forward to in life.
was ntr fun?
>>11985698A foalcon artist named Lamia
>>11985734How would it be viewed if a princess pony married a dragon?It would be in the same tier as Nero making his horse a senator, satire or not.
>>11985750There is Call of Duty Fanfiction
>>11985781NTR is worst fetish.
>>11985734Didn't one of the writers of the show say that Twilight won't outlive her friends?
>>11985775>gon' get laid tonite
>>11985765Pootan is better
>>11985775IT'S LOVE~~~~Also heat.
>>11985750Hilarious, aint it? Who wants to hear some?http://new.livestream.com/accounts/4122811/events/2210441
>>11985775>this will never happen to meit hurtsit physically hurts
>>11985796>the writers>knowing anything about how the show will go down>having control over what happens in S4 and beyond>following previously-established canonDYEWTS
>>11985775>there is still no good porn of this.
>>11985796Meghan, but it's bullshit and contradicted in the show.What she said is not canon.
Have you finished those projects?
>>11985830>>11985826Show me the episode where it says that Twilight will outlive her friends then.
Which of the ponies will be the first to die?
Cute ship, 100% supported.
>>11985830>contradicted in the show.Nnnnope.
>>11985858Wait, he wasn't talking about thunderlane?What a fag.
>>11985867i still can't decide whether TCP was a good episode or not
>>11985817This stupid thingWhy did my penis have to choose this to get infatuated with?
>>11985775Funfact: Rarity has fallen from Great distance in all three SeasonsSonic RainboomSecret of My ExcessWonderbolts Academy
>>11985847The fact alicorns have lived for thousands of years while Granny Smith is at the most 400 years old.Twilight will outlive her friends and dragons could probably sleep longer than a regular pony could live if they tried.
>>11985867Applebloom will never throw her hole over you.
>>11985775>>11985810http://derpiboo.ru/308656Wonderbolt trainee uniform is top unf.
>>11985867even this guy's gotta get recognition from time to time
>>11985531Am I doing this right?
>>11985910I liked his reactions in MMDW. He actually seems kind of level headed sometimes.
>>11985867>guy blushWhy is that cute?
>>11985922I want to lick that icing off.
>>11985900But Twilight will not outlive her friends.
>>11985905Is there any conceivable post in MLPG that is more than one or two replies away from being sexualized?
>>11985867I don't usually say this.Especially for kids. CMC or not, I hate kids.But holy shit her reaction to her catching it is so fucking adorable
>>11985929It's sort of like a Pinky and the brain dynamic. Snails is the sumb one.
>>11985900But she wasn't born as an alicorn, anon.>"But we don't know if Celestia wasn't born an alicorn either so I'm gonna assume that all alicorns have the same lifespan">ad hominemsIf it's your headcanon that's cool I guess
>>11985900But do we know for a fact that all Alicorns live that long or is that just a special feature of sunbutt and moonbuttThings have gotten weird since the setting veered into the land of a thousand princesses The fact Celestia seemed to be the one to actually throw the alicorn switch on twily makes me think she is something still above your run of the mill variety
>>11985922No, you REALLY need to draw her.No dynamic pose or anything. You obviously need to practice her.
>>11985864pinkie is already dead
>Smash stream back for EvoThank god.
>>11985942That goes against canon evidence.
>>11985910GG pls draw Cadance attending to her duties in the crystal kingdom.
>>11985858Always manages to make me hhnnnggg.
>>11985974>the show instantly becomes better
>>11985963That is a surprisingly arousing pose
>>11985986There's still plausible deniability, we know next to nothing about how alicorn lifespans work.
>>11985962Who's to say Celestia and Luna were born alicorns?Cadance wasn't either, but since the only alicorns on the show are ancient I can't imagine you can point to any canon evidence that suggests Twilight won't also be ancient.
>>11985983>Fighting is Magic could have been there this year
what is each pony's masturbation styleand what do they masturbate to
>>11985967There's a lot of things I need to practice if you haven't noticed.
>>11985974so thats what the look like after they cocoon
>>11986021but how can you know that both Celestia or Luna were born as alicornsHell we don't even know how old Cadence is, or if she was born as an alicorn as wellTwilight was born as an ordinary unicorn and then got wings, there's no reason why she would automatically inherit their lifespans.This is very silly and I'm gonna stop posting about it
>>11985986What canon evidence?
>>11986070>we don't even know how old Cadence is, or if she was born as an alicorn as wellShe was born after Nightmare Moon was banished, and was a pegasus before becoming an alicorn.
>>11986041rainbow dash makes cloud dildos and does it while thinking of fluttershy
>>11986045>He saved her life>That means they are going to fuckI live in reality
>>11985778>>11985782How does MLPG feel about them?
2nd best ship
>>11986070>we don't know if Cadance was born an alicornHURR DURRWHAT R BOOKSShe wasn't born an alicorn.Also You should.
>>11986094Why does Rainbow Dash think of Fluttershy while she makes cloud dildos?Is she making them look like Fluttershy's dick or something?
>>11986097Thunderlane doesn't.Equestria isn't real, is it?
>>11986124Of course Equestria is real. I'm in Equestria right now.
>>11986021In my headcanon Celestia and Luna are a different, ancient breed of Alicorn of whom they are the sole specimen/survivors and Twilight and Cadence resemble them somewhat while lacking their superpowers.
>>11986072The only alicorns on the show are fucking ancient.Good luck getting around that one McCarthy-enabler.
>>11986124>he still isn't in Equestriadude what the fuck have you been doing all hiatusget your interdimensional portal working and hurry up
>>11986149But Cadance and Twilight aren't ancient.
>>11986149>The only alicorns on the show are fucking ancient.Cadence and Twilycancer aren't.
>>11986149>only alicornscadance and twilight are young
There hasn't even been any compelling evidence to date that Celestia and Luna haven't extended their lives through age spells. There's nothing in canon saying that they naturally live over 1000 years.
>>11986155>>11986137I was going to wait until I became a wizard and in the meantime see if I could grab some books on planeswalking. Have the techheads worked something out already while I wasn't looking? I thought they'd never manage it.Where do I order the kit?
>>11986166>>11986178For all we know Cadance is hundreds of years old.
>>11986149There is also the missing Alicorn, the victim of the love poison from Twilight's bookWhoever she was shes no longer around
>>11986204What if it's all just illusion magic
>>11986213>order>kitthere is no kitgoogle the instructions and go to radio shack
>>11986204Their historiography is pretty bad. Everything happened either in the present or very recent past or 1000 years ago. Nothing happened in any other time in their history apparently.
>>11986238What if it's actually just bad writingand meddling from on high
>>11986204Canon is very blunt.You have to take it at face value, if you believe a certain action implies something then that spins off into headcanon which is down to the individual.
>>11986204But there's no canon suggesting they have extended their lifeThey're deitiesImmortality is a common trait of deities
>>11986235IT WAS CHRYSALIS
>>11986275>they're deitiesNo, they aren't. That has never even been suggested on the show.
>>11986235fanon says it's chrysalis or something
>>11986235>victim of a love potionVery real chance she didn't die of natural causes.
>>11986294>That has never even been suggested>suggestedplease don't use words if you don't know what they meanit's been suggested heavily since s1e1
>>11986294It's headcanon that they're deitiesIt's headcanon that they aren'tdeal with it
>show discussion when about to sleep
>>119861141st best ship
What kinds of things does Celestia like to do on her off time?
>>11986254I have no points in google-fu, though.Last time I tried I failed the roll and I broke all the bones in my right hand.
>>11986322It's been suggested heavily that they are princesses.
>>11986294>Show has a bent on Greco-Roman mythos>They manipulate the sun and moon>They've been around since chaos ruled>Not a deity
>>11986294They are comparable to the concept of the god king, but with actual divine powers
lauren wrote the showshe says they're not gods, so they're not gods
>>11986339plans on who to send to the moon
>>11986339Live forever,Visit old friends before they die.
>>11986337>Not making the flute longerFUCKINGSHITEFFORT,CREEPY
>>11986349This fucking line opacity makes everything look like it's moving
>>11986274>>11986275Age spells have been established as a canon magic, limited to very skilled practitioners.There's nothing saying they have to have used them, but they would definitely be on the level to be able to do so.
Would Shiny surf this wave?
>>11984920Rarity gets a makeoverStreaming "Applejack" next /moronsonofboron
>>11986294Celestia got her ass kicked by chrysalis. Or was that all just for show?
>>11986388In a past life, he surfed lava.
>>11986357>with actual magic*
>>11986368probably to dodge all the "LAUREN FAUST HATS JEEZUS" bullshit. she's just taking precautions.
>>11986377Check out the Rarity tits. I didn't try at all.I was just hoping no one would call me on it. Damn, that's awful.
I want to squeeze Chrysalis butt and bury my face in it.
>>11986368>May 2013Way too new to be relevant.
>>11986401precautions against people thinking they are gods
>>11986388>That guy wiping outHow do these guys not die?
>>11986322>not suggested>Oh Celestia!>Thank Celestia!
>>11986387No one on the show has ever performed one.
>>11986397I like to think that was because Chrysalis was totally buffed up on the Power of Love at the moment, myself, and that the buff combined with her original strength was enough to beat Celestia.all of this is headcanon, though
>>11986277Makes sense to me.
>Dresden Codak once again took four months to update
>>11986431yes I read those fanfictions too
>>11986412I don't know if you should touch her, anon.
I need to go to the store, can you guys stop discussing the show until I get back?
Braeburned ruins gay images like Skrillex ruined dubstep.
>>11986455>refusing to watch the show
>>11986455but they say those lines in the actual show m8
>>11986460What would her coat feel like under my hands?
>>11986455Applejack and Twilight both say it in dialogue anon
>>11986397She was extremely strong at the time and her Achilles heel was whatever the fuck cadence did.
>>11986395>less titsWHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MSOB
>>11986395I like that slight cameltoe on her puffy vagina lips.
>>11986462NopeThere are no brakes on the friendship express.
>>11986481They just really like thanking Celestia for things.
>>11986480Her mane would feel like moss.Her chitinous body would feel smooth and streamlined.
>>11986470>>11986475>>11986481>not directly citing the episodes and timecodesDo you bronies even watch this show or do you just shitpost about it?
>>11986431Lauren Faust said they weren't gods, and that's good enough for me.Also ponies have canon tiny brains. Teeny tiny brains. They ain't smart.
>>11986466If he draws HB I'm dropping him like rotten meat
>>11986498They're just thanking their Lord and Saviour.
>>11986509>bronies>watching the show
>>11986486Wonder when she'll start being able to use magic.
>>11986507That's a pretty bad example, it's a paraphrased quote and she's in Canterlot where, you know, Celestia can actually be her witness.
>>11986511They also have heart shaped stomachs.
>>11986484Buffed by the Power of Love.However, it was love that had been obtained via trickery, or most of it had been drained attacking Celestia, so straight up pure Love Magic coming from SA and Cadence was more powerful.This is still headcanon.
>>11986507This is advanced darkness>>11986509
>>11986511>spike is about to take free candy>worstpone won't let himugh she's such a piece of shit
>>11986505UNFBut. what about her transparent belly?
>>11986511Gotta make room for those giant eyes
>>11986511Their eyes must take up 90% of their heads, what did you expect?
>>11986511She said that in May 2013.She wasn't relevant by that point.
Should I draw Celestia, or Chrysalis?If you say both, it's neither.
>>11986536>She's in carousel boutique DYEWTS?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_XVZPeohfg
>tfw Rose is now posting NSFW explicit artGlorious
>>11986546dyewts?She was stopping him from taking the candy because he had been taking other pony's stuff all day.That's was like the entire deal with that episode.
Would you let Snips practice on your hair?
>>11986572The later disguised as the former
>>11986585but the candy is being freely givenit's not like he's taking it from someone it belongs to
>>11986601That's not what his cutie mark means.He's going to become a Rabbi.
>>11986507>>11986582This is a pretty weak line to try and justify. Celestia has met them several times in the flesh, why wouldn't she be able to witness them?
>>11986601Hell noThat colt has a shit mane.
>>11986575>>11986588>>11986597>>11986604I hate you people
>>11986583I'M GONNA NEED A SOURCE FOR THIS ONE.
Ponies have said "Jeez"Jesus is canon lord and saviour of Equestria
>>11986562Faust will always be more relevant than anyone else to me. Definitely more than McCarty.
>>11986624I laughed more than I should have.
>>11986426It's just water
>>11986644Rose drew it
>>11986631http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBAmLm_jYyYI've never seen so much denial
>>11986601Fuck no. The only one who can touch my hair is this Korean qt my brother knows.
>>11986650Dash said bullet once! WEAPONS ARE CANON, AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!
>>11986650Twilight has said "by Jove" in MMMMystery.OLYMPIANISM CONFIRMED FOR STATE RELIGION OF EQUESTRIA
>>11986521That's not a very nice thing to say.
I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!
>>11986669>tfw that dick looks just like mineJ-jeez Rose, how did you know?
I heard apples were canon.
>>11986653She's not working on the show anymore, anything she says now could have easily been made to retcon something that didn't sit well before with her.Not to mention the show will take a different direction regardless of what she says.
>>11986650"Oh for pete's sake!"St. Peter confirmed for candy colored cartoon horse
>>11986674Yeah, the one who lives across the country and only comes here during summer, but oh, we probably wouldn't know her anyways but she's really real and like totally hot?
>>11986656>Water that picks you up 30 feet, then slams you back down 30 feet, then sucking you under, leaving you beat to shit, disoriented, desperate for breath struggling to find the surface when the water is so foamy you cant tell up from down, and you better do it before the next wave comes
>>11986663You're trying too hard. Of course it's a reference to that line, but in a completely different kind of context. I mean, you might as well take>>11986650>>11986677>>11986683>>11986720as gospel as well with that attitude.
>>11986707>Implying you have that girth
>>11986672Nooo problem.>>11986716Doesn't mean I'm going to like it.Plus I'd take her headcannon over McCarty's or any other writers.
>>11986720My grandpa's name was Peter, named for the saintI am canon in Equestria
>>11986733Actually you just fall into the wave and it passes over youhave you like, never been to a beach ever?
how are the pony levels today, my faithful students?
>>11986769Very high, your mortalness.
>>11986683Also greek mythology and architecture.Equestria confirmed for greco-roman.
>>11986746Not that guy, but I have that kind of girth.
>>11986769yo Celestia, Anon's bein a big jerk today
>>11986769Dangerously low. We need a transfusion of pony immediately.Stat.
>>11986769Extremely high,We show right now.
Beach episode when?
>>11986650every human reference and artifact can be explained by the fact that ponies are our distant descendants after millions of years of evolution and genetic engineeringwhat they call "magic" is simply super-advanced technology
Applejack micro coming out tonight?
>>11986397That was not an ass kicking that was more of an equivalent of a well placed knock out punch. Horns on the show have been proven to be sensitive
>>11986784Those are some cute giraffes.
>>11986796Sorry, but you only get your japanese methadone on mondays.
>>11986725she lives like a half hour from meshe's alright, though i only see her once in a blue mooni would fuck her, only she's asexual and she knows about my spaghetti dropping abilities
>>11986806G6 when mlpg is in collectively in charge of the show, after we purchased all rights from Hasbro.
>>11986806Never, McCarthy is Bon Bon.
>>11986746>>11986790>tfw you dont know if your penis is too thin or your hands too big
>>11986769Doing pretty well today, Princess!
sex with scootaloo
Damn you and your psycho experiments.
>>11986817>sweetie will never slap your dick
>Celestia and Luna posses supernatural powers>They seized power from Discord, personification of chaos>They control the sun and moon>They have completely unique bodies and manes>They've shown no signs of aging as they haven't changed since their insurrectionThey're clearly Titans>>11986734>English idioms>Some how equivalent to modifying a quote to suit the setting
>>11986765>He's never gone over the falls before>>11986733 is pretty accurate. The wave of that size doesnt pass over you unless you wipe out at the bottom of the wave without wearing a leash.Generally you go "oh shit I'm wiping out", take a deep breath, wait, hope, pray, and climb your leash up to the surface and get the fuck out of the impact zone.
>>11986817Not sure if fired...
sex with Kitty Pryde
>>11986823Asexual does not mean you do not want sex.It just means you don't really get attracted to people. You can appreciate beauty but it is not a deciding factor at all.
>>11986769WE MID WEEK PONE
>>11986818ebin may may XD
>>11986830Well, just measure it.Easiest way is with a strip of paper and a ruler.I'm 6.2"
Oh jeez, my lack of recent practice inking really shows.Hey, so, names: I'm debating between a few for this s'morse, but I'm also taking suggestions if you've got 'em. Current contenders are Sweet Sammy and Cocoa Flufs.
>>11986823I kinda know what you mean.I've got this korean girl that lives like 5 minutes away, and we're chill as fuck. We hang out like 4-5 times a week though. Not dtf because I like the dick, but she's a cool friend.
>>11986881I'm bad at things.
sex with pinkie pie
>>11986830>tfw it doesnt matter since nobody would even get near you in the first place
>>11986881clever reply indicating that you don't have an image
>>11986851but unicorns controlled the sun and moon already and the only extra special power celestia and luna ever had was the elements of harmony
>>11986899her hooves look like they have a rough, sandy texutr
>>11986851inb4 sie sund das essen etc.That's actually a pretty neat idea, especially considering that the age of the Titans was supposed to be called the Golden Age.
>>11986903>tfw don't know that feel
>>11986881same as >>11986907 but worded differently so I look creative
>>11986901I don't want to have sex with pinkie pie.
>>11986918Graham cracker. So basically, yes.
>>11986903oh right, got so caught up in the penis discussion i forgot about that
>>11986913And a much longer-infinite life+Power
>>11986851So the 6mane are the olympians?And if Discord is chaos, shouldn't that mean that Celestia and Luna are giants?
>>11986903Why is Zach such a homo?
>>11986955You mean titans, right?
Celestia Quest resumes in 21 hours and 30 minutes.
>>11986903Nobody would definitely get near you.
>>11986954yeah if unicorns are like normal unicorns then they're like the captain america of unicorns
>>11986830Perspective makes a huge difference to how big your cock looksGet a banana you think is the same size as your dick and measure it. It's probably a lot smallerI bought a dildo the same size as mineI haven't been able to use it yet
Everyone here CAN find someone that will have sex with them, even of the opposite gender.You just need to look.
>>11986978He just corrected somebody for saying Titans, I don't think he meant to correct them by saying Titans.
>>11987001It's easier to find a lover than a friend
>>11987000>its probably a lot smallerthe dick or the banana? im guessing its the dick HAHAHA JUST KIDDING GUYS, ITS OBVIOUSLY THE BANANA...right?
>>11987001Yea but I dont to plow a smelly manatee that hasnt bathed in ages and has daddy issues. (at least im honest with who i can land)
>>11987029if you're autistic
>>11987001But that would require lookingWe've got too much anxiety and not enough confidence to do that
>>11986991what the fuck is going on here
>>11987001But can I find a magical talking pony that will be my wife?
>>11987031The banana should be smallerUnless you're deluded
>>11987001>tfw best friends for ages>tfw he gets a gf>tfw spending less time with him>tfw start to feel like third wheel>tfw we stop walking for weeks at times>tfw he completely dissappears from my lifeI miss my friend.
Celestia and Luna are not godsTwilight Sparkle will not outlive her friendsSombra will never not be a wasted villainLimestone and Marble Pie
>>11987046Kitty Pryde's mutant ability is that she can turn things intanginble
>>11987001>wanting to have sex>wanting somebody to steal your precious mana before you achieve your final form
>>11987065>have two childhood friends>they are now successful at life and both have gfs
>>11987046Well, Scott Summers is buttfucking Kitty Pryde and Ororo Munroe at the same time
>>11986978Nope. Giants followed chaos, they were overthrown by the titans and they were overthrown by the olympians.
>>11987082That's how it was with me.
>>11987065that feel, anon
>>11987097So does that mean they're Eotenas?
>>11987093>all those people who told you theres something wrong with you>all that denial thinking its everyone else fault>that realization that you were born broken
>>11987065I never asked for this feel.
>>11987078>everything in the post quoted
>>11987114"You're STILL playing video games? What's wrong with you?? I'm glad i stopped talking to you loser".
I can't help, ...cut my life into pieces... Would it be wrong or right to cut my life tonight.. Someone to tell me its alright..
>>11987142Hey I aint sad, I already accept the fact I'll be alone til death.More time for vidya
>>11987001>You just need to look.In a boojk?
>there’s a cutoff between chubby and a cutoff between obese and fat thats itThanks rediv, that helped...
>>11987141Think about it thoroughly, no need to rush something you can't undo.
>>11987137Oh no, he stills plays vidya. He plays them alone because he stopped talking to all of his friends, though.I still hang with everyone else.he was just my favorite
>>11987142I had pizza today and am feeling good.It's so nice outside.
Why aren't you fiddling?
>>11987137Who the fuck bitches about vidya?
SMILE SMILE SMILE
>>11987097What? Heracles slapped the giants shit alongside the forces of the Olympians and the Sisters of Fate.Gaia gave birth to both the giants and the titans after being fertilized by the blood of Uranus.
>>11987179FROWN FROWN FROWN
>>11987137>the day I left /v/
>>11987171I just got back from running and I also practiced drawing before thatit was really hot out, but I got to watch the sun set over a lake and I talked with a fellow jogger. It was nice.
>>11987142but anon cry with my waifu makes me happy
>>11987187so it all comes back to buttsex
>>11987187>blood of Uranusunf?
>>11987156I don't think you can have sex with a book scrubbles.
>>11987169>tfw he kind of sounds like me>Just I didn't get a gfPhewAlmost thought someone cared about me there
>>11987206Isn't life grand?
>>11987065That's... That's every friend I've ever had. They move on and I remain largely the same, not through stunted emotional or social growth. They just all moved on to other things or have had worse troubles than I where I had to let them go.
>>11987206Show your draws.
>>11987211I still don't get thisI still think it's hot
>you will never find a well kept chubby girl with a great personality that loves you for who you are
>old friends who go on in life and get gfs and jobs and lead ordinary lives>talk to them>they're fucking miserable and hate their jobs and everything>one of them keeps cheating on his gfs and jumping relationships>play vidya with online bros and have fun>old friends whine at me to get a life in between bemoaning theirs.
>>11987232no they're shittyone day I will thoughthat day will probably be after MLPG's time
Robert Strong = Undead MountainThe Faith's Champion = The newly repentant HoundValonquar = The "little brother" who will kill CerseiThe Hound = ValonquarCLEGANEBOWLGET HYPEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mmx68VmTEo
>>11987224did you draw it
What if your waifu was also your childhood friend?
>>>/rk9/All of you.
>>11987254Draw what? Life?
I wish Celestia made ASMR recordings
>>11987263It's >>>/r9k/, you faggot.
>>11987271You'd just fap to them
>>11987243>tfw found one>tfw had the time of my lifeHAD ;_;
>>11987263>it didnt even greentextno one man should have all this beef
>>11987256I'd still be too beta to ask her out
>>11987271I wish pank would do it, she would whisper at a breakneck pace
>>11987216Sorta, Gaia was fertilized by Uranus' blood after his son Cronus castrated him.Uranus/Ouranos or was personification of the sky as well as the son and husband of Gaia, Mother Earth.So basically a dude blood fucked his mom after his son chopped of his dick,
>>11987256She probably would've been a good influence on me.
fart fart fart faaaaaart
>>11987287your point? those are the best faps ever
>>11987250A Dream of Summer is going to the most hyped, action packed, tense as fuck book ever written in the past 30 years.And it being released at the same time as HL3 to boot.
>you get teleported to equestria>you become a pony>your waifu is auddenly your sisterwat do
>>11987271>tfw you impregnate Celestia while she makes ASMR
>>11987302What if she confessed her love for you?
>you will never travel a ruined Equestria finding letters to Celestia detailing what happened
>>11987306>Pinkie Pie binaural inaudible whispering recordingsOh yes. It would be incredible.
>>11987309We ditched THAT in favor of the jesus beullshit? Damn.
>>11987302I honestly don't know what I would do with myself on a date, even if I got past the asking-out phase, I've always been bad at dealing with 1-to-1 social interaction. The idea kinda spooks me.
>>11987329hug my sister and tell her I love her every day
>>11987329>you become a ponyStopped reading there.
>>11987329>you become a ponyKill myself.
>>11987329I'm still going to fuck her, anon.
>>11987327>And it being released at the same time as HL3 to boot.So never?
>>11987329Rejoice as I now have a ponimouto/waifu.
>>11987336Well she just did 90% percent of the work so I'd jump on it
>>11987329>Waifu is in my life for the rest of my lifePretty good endingI still get a chance at boning Twilight too
>>11987327>yfw the books have gone to shit and the reason they're taking so long is because GRRM keeps writing himself into corners and getting out of them by escaping to new corners>GRRM will also die before the series is finished
>>11987256Oh man, It's hard to say.Were we really good friends?
>>11987344>Pinkie will never give you a haircuthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXm6SuUigI
>>11987329There's no Way my Ponimouto Can be This Cuteincest end
>>11987329So I become shinning armor?
>>11987345I know right? Norse mythology is also lovably fucked up and manly as shit.Fuckin' Loki turns into a mare to distract some stallion for the other gods, gets mounted, and gives birth to Odin's six legged steed. Think about that for a second. Loki could have changed back into a dude at any point after getting plowed by some horse. He decided he'd rather stay a chick and plop out a horse baby instead.
>>11987345Well, you know, Greek mythology was a huge clusterfuck of a lot of seperate religious mythos stories and fanfics being combined into one weird-ass slurry that most people stopped taking very seriously. It's not that surprising that people moved on.
>>11987375She loves you.
>>11987403Having horse babies is manly?Wow, xieril must have the most testosterone of any of us
>>11987329>become ponecommit sudoku Unless I'm a pegasus. Then I fly all day every day.
>>11987370Didn't the same thing happened to that guy who wrote the Bourne Identity books? He died, and the guy who picked it up later did a bad job wrapping up the series?
>>11987417You must be pretty strong and manly to take those 42 inches.
>>11987403I guess dor a trickrster god, he was kinda [spoiler[FUCKED up
>>11987417No the manly part had nothing to do with letting a horse impregnate you. That's just a bonus.
shhhhhpony is sleeping
>>11987437>you will never be impregnated by a virile stallion
>>11987436Go to bed SB
>>11987446*tickles sleeping pone*
>>11987410Then it's entirely possible, depending on how long it was before she was banished, that my inevitable death was a factor in her downfall to coincide with her jealousy and unappreciated feelings.
>>11987436Looks to me like you fucked up
>>11987403But the greeks still had more homosex and bestiality.
>>11987405>a huge clusterfuck of a lot of seperate religious mythos stories and fanfics being combined into one weird-ass slurrythe same could be said of the christian bibleits bizarre how people downplay that aspect of it so much
>>11987446Why is pony covered in bruises?
>>11987446>tfw PS hats us
>>11987454>you will never give birth to a magnificent colt and present it to your father as a gift.
>>11987432I dont really know how the Bourne thing went down. The original author wrote the three books, and they were a complete unit. Everything was finished in 1990.Then somehow that other author got the rights to write Bourne shit in like 2004 and pumped out six more books that are generally crap.
>>11987478you should see the other guy
>>11987458Hey someone from MLPG asks someone else to bedI guess there really is a first time for everytihng!
>>11987478Because daddy doesn't want his son to become a weakling.
>>11987471well the christians were a lot more successful at clamping down their canon
>>11987466Hell yeah they did. Spartans were all about the homo love. You weren't a real Spartan man unless you knew how to love your fellow Spartan men.That's why they let women have so much more freedom than they normally had in Greek culture.
>>11987503Go to bed, SB.
>>11987403>six legged steed. >sixCome on now, CC. Sleipnir had eight legs.
sex with celestia
>>11987522Does this mean straight men are just horrible people?
>>11987471have you actually read it?
What if Scrubbing Bubbles is the SB with 8"?
>>11987522And you were required to homosex before you could marry and for the first weeks after your marriage your wife had to crossdress just so you can get used to it.The spartans were a huge bunch of badass fags.
>>11987543You'd love that wouldn't you
>>11987553That would be a waste. SB is the 8" SB.
>>11987563Why do you say that
>>11987569Don't make me storytime the comic.
>>11987542sex with amazon celestia
>>11987572>not wanting SB to fuck you with his 8" cock while telling terrible jokes
What if pony was a pedophile for you?
>>11987569Freud?More like [spoilerfrog!
>>11987543No it just means that straight dudes don't know the joy of reveling in the loins of your fellow soldiers after a hot sweaty day of soldiering.What a bunch of wusses.>>11987557I'd roll a Spartan.They never talk about this sort of stuff in popular media, though. I'm still waiting for that God of War sequel where Kratos get's his a QTE with his Spartans.
>>11987591>she will never give you a musclehug, pressing you into her big tits
>>11987612CC, are you trying to cover up your homophobia?
>>11987605TALK ABOUT GETTING SHAFTED
Nintendo is the only gaming company that cares about it's fans, right?
>>11987625Just the tip.
>tfw Superman will never put his hand on your shoulder and tell you that you're strong>tfw you'll never hug him
How easy is it to get a GP to prescribe sleeping pills?
>>11987636Fuck off /v/. Melee stream is allowed again.
no one cares about your gay little kart fighter.
>>11987660Why not just commit sudoku?
>>11987636It's back on the livestream schedule. Just looked it up.
>>11987654>you'll never jump anyway>he'll never be too shocked to save you before you hit the ground
>>11987636>He doesn't know
guys, I think Marcie might be my AC waifu
>>11987620I'd give so much to snuggle up with Celestia's guns.
How can something be so incredibly unfunny?http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=WCA3STgVa64
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>11987686>Superman>not saving youlost me
>>11987660It's actually really easy. Just tell them you've been suffering from insomnia and having a hard time sleeping through the night.
>>11987702>tfw griffin hats u
>>11987696>Jump into Celestia's bed>land on a bunch of hard shit>pull back the covers>it's filled with guns>Celestia blushes
>mfw even my family believes that shit that isn't my fault is my faultNo, I didn't bring up the fiasco(you should know which one), it was other, irrelevant bullshit.God, and they tell ME to accept responsibility
>>11987751>>>/shit nobody cares about/
>>11987751maybe you should just kill yourself?that'd show 'em.
>>11987751Why did you show your GF 34 to a 9(11?) year old?
>>11987751Who the fuck are you and why should I care and why didn't you at least post a pony?
>>11987780But he is already here.
>>11987786WHATWHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
>>11987700>I was think "Ok its not BAD, not good, but not BAD"Then we took a walk down Homestuck lane
Find me a genuinely sad story with no shipping or sex.Is it even possible?
>>11987758There was a smudge on my screen that was in the perfect position to make it look like Fluttershy's asshole.
>>11987788Not Ben Stiller. Picked a fight with Jessy, then picked a fight with Dooks, then picked a fight with sentenal who leaked embarrassing logs between the two of them.
>>11987758This reminds me of the whole Slipshine ordeal.
>>11987814My little Dashiecry erytiem ;_;7
>>11987751>>11987786Hahaha holy shit, that guy.
>>11987763>>11987780Man, if I never told off Jessy, you'd all be sucking my dick right now, I'll bet.>>11987785No, they probably want me dead, just like you guys.>>11987786You fucking wot, m8.>>11987788Not Ben Stiller. Reasons. Here's your damn pony.
>>11987814Anything where Spike outlives the Mane 6
>>11987758Where does it direct you?
>>11987814Brave New World
>>11987844>recoloring second best horse to look like second worst horse
>>11987788I didnt know who it was either but now Im mad that you asked.Great job faget
>>11987845>he never even gets to fuck RarityI CAN'T TAKE IT
>>11987814The Lessonsit's a tf2 fanfic
>>11987844You're 1000x worse then BCSPlease just leave, or put a name on that I can filter.
>>11987814Yours Tru->no shippingEven shipping that doesn't take priority? Damn.Background Pony, then.>>11987827>implying I'm redfaced
What kinda of Pony would Ponkie Pie be if she were full flannel pajamas?a very snuggly one
>>11987832Kinda wish they still had ads on here. Even if it was only that one.
>>11987814>>11987845I've only ever read two pony fanfics. Both of them were by RaginSemiI can't remember the name of it now, but the first one was about Spike returning to Ponyville years later and the only friends he has left alive are Applejack and Princess Twilight. It made me feels I didn't like feeling.Then I read the sequel and it was Spike and Twilight fucking until the end of time. It killed my soul. How can you make a guy feel feels and then turn it into shitty smut like that?
>>11987884I'd scrub your bubbles~
>>11987660You can just go pick up some melatonin. 10mg works great.
>>11987814That one old fic (actually an old fic-in-a-pic) where the ponies overthrow Celestia and then can't figure out how to work the sun. That one really gets me.
>>11987884BOO!GET OUT OF THE STAGE!
Some-one fill me in pls
>>11987844>you'd all be sucking my dick right now, I'll bet.for what? you're not even a real contributor you just run a shitty quest(and you never run it anyway).
>>11987877I'm staying until I'm the last living fan, plus a year for insurance.Also, while it IS the way to go, you don't get to be a coward tonight.
>>11987886All the discussion about it was pretty funny, in retrospect.
Why do you fucking faggots want shit heads to take their trips and names off>waaa, attention whoresWELL NOW YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM BECAUSE YOU CANT FILTER THEM YOU MASSIVE LEGIONTARDSas far as i am concerned you all deserve this
>>11987910I can't, I'm off the stack.
>>11987845>Anything where Spike outlives the Mane 6the worst kind
>>11987920Then post more, so you can get banned for spamming.
>>11987913I'd probably be more motivated if I weren't hated. 50/50 chance, good gambling odds.
>>11987903I don't think that'll work for what I want
Oh yeah, here's a WIP of Celestia.Decided to do human because I'm awful at them and need the practice.
>>11987944>implying I'd sink that low
>>11987948fuck off to another thread/chan/forum if you don't want to be hated.wait they kicked your sorry ass
I'd let you hold me if I was a pony
>>11987964You're already low enough to be Tex's bottom.
>>11987962Zach, where's the giant futa horse dong?
I want to make my own lactation fetish pony OC named Honeysuckle.
>>11987990Would she be really happy and goofy?
>>11987982You're thinking of AppleDan
>>11987973I came here of my own accord you dingus.>>11987981Well played.
>>11987985I'm not a slut!I'd just want anon to hold me, comb my mane, scratch my ears and call me a good pony.Then I would sleep on his tummy after playing with him
what kind of ass is Twilight?a smart ass!
>>11988024Jessy, I get you say this because you're ashamed of being a slut, but come on, you're only making yourself more suspicious.Do you think that niggers go to the KKK to pretend they're not black?
>>11988029learn to read retard
>>11988028BLAST FROM THE PAST
>>11987977>>11987993Didn't increases the breasts much, those are already some big gazongas.
>>11988042What was that in response to?
>>11988028that's actually pretty funny
>>11988011I'm not puking so I can't be thinking of AppleDan.
>>11988059Those are as small as Tex's penis. BIGGERT
>>11987982In the back next to the fridge, where it always is.And for god's sake, clean it off next time.
>>11988024Jessy doesn't get what friendzone is. It's fine to be friends with a girl, but if shes dropping sexual hints but then denying you any advances then that's some bullshit ie friendzone. Just tell a guy straight that it wont happen and move on, dont jerk him around so he "doesnt feel bad", it makes it worse.
I've still got no idea what's going onOne minute we're talking about poneThe next some guy makes a post that everyone understands but me and we're derailed
>>11988059I like them.
>>11988032You'll let ANY anon hold you?I bet you'd sleep with them holding you too, you cuddleslut
Would you do a sassy dance in front of Granny Smith?
>>11988093Honestly I knew about the whole thing and I still didnt get who it was.Some of you motherfuckers are wizards.
>>11988090You've never had a sexual hint dropped towards you, ever.
>>11988116I hope Sassy can only say MWUH
>>11988090Please let me fornicate with you. I don't care about your gender, I love you that much.>>11988093Basically my family sucks as usual.>>11988125Don't project.
>>11988097I'd let any anon hold me, I wouldn't want anon to be lonely unless they try something sexualI'd sleep in their arms, yes.
I can't wait for autonomous sex robots to hit the free market. Then these fuckers will finally have something to wet their willies and fuck off for good.
>>11988024*reblogs your post*
>>11988093I don't understand it besides the fact that the dude is a GIANT shitposter and I have lots of images that I want to post
>Derpy's name is a muffinOH COME ON
It's easy, guys. You just ignore his posts. Report them for the off-topic spam they are, and then dismiss them entirely from your consciousness. It's that easy.
Twist and SnailsApple Bloom and Snips??? and Featherweight??? and Rumble??? and Pip??? and Shady Daze??? and Truffle ShuffleAm I missing any colts?
>>11988119He's banned pretty quick if everyone remembers to do their duty, which gives us a reprieve from his relentless shitposting.
>>11988169I dont care enough to report. Which pone is a pone and a half?
>>11988090That's really not what the friendzone is. The friendzone is more like a person treating another person who is clearly infatuated in them as nothing more than a friend. Like when you see dudes/girls letting other dude/girls buy them things and then go "WOW, YOU SURE ARE A NICE FRIEND!"I don't care how good a friend I am with somebody I'd never expect them to show up at 7am with chocolate and flowers just because we're buds. Of course Jessy does have a point too, not everyone is always purposely doing this to the other person..
>>11988169>implying it worksI reported bcs shitposting every time she did it and she never got banned.
>>11988169>implying we're ever on topic>implying spam>admitting to being a coward who can't stand being shown the truth>>11988163You can still post.>>11988181That's wrong though.>>11988199Creeps is on my side. I don't think I'm in reality.
>>11988085What, you don't like sloppy seconds?I never bitch you out when you stay up until all night playing with it.