Dearly departed horse: >>11961754What other forms would you ant to see the ponies turn into?
>hape
>>11965819How do you never beef it, Issac?
>>11965810The old horse deserved to die.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATSSSSSSSS
>>11965810Chameleons!
>>11965810it might be fun
>>11965871Wait, pony. What are you doing?
>>11965854He's not from this world.
>>11965858agreed
Has your favourite pony/character ever wronged you or done something you disliked on the show?What was it and explain why it bothered you.
>>11965889What kind of reaction is that?
>>11965912I'm at a social gathering with friends, trying to put on a good impression.Then pony starts shaking her rump while scrunching.
POP UP VIDEO
>>11965928Is that the reaction of the Pocahontas guy?
>>11965928oh no here we go again
>>11965952POP UP PONY
>>11965810Carousel ride!
>>11965954That guy is from Up.
>>11965810Robots.
paintbutt pone
>>11965964Did that pony take damage?
I wish I had a ponebutt to spoon.
>nanaki turned his dickgirl wolf into a humanIs it okay to fap now?
>>11966002I thought he made it a rabbit
>>11965989No, that pony has super-armor, so she doesn't really flinch from most attacks.
>>11965906I didn't really like how Rarity gave Spike the smallest gem out of the six in JFSK.Really bugged me.You could argue that her gem was probably the most expensive despite its size since it did buy that hair dryer, but still...
>>11966002>caring what people think about what you fap to
>>11966008>buyyou mean it rented
>>11966006He went from wolf, to rabbit, to jackal, to human.
>>11965906Not my favorite pony, but Twilight killing off the Pinkie clones like nothing was fucked up.
Pinkie pie won't stop asking me to fuck her, how do I make her stop.She's dripping all over the floor, I even had to lock her in my room, all she did was moan. It's terrible living with a pony who only thinks of herself.
>>11965972>Robots
>>11966002>this will make momma love me again
>>11966008I suppose it's a stark contrast after Spike gave her that fire ruby which was going to be a B-Day present to himself.
pirates and shit
>>11966030Fill her with cement
>fapping>dry orgasm
>>11965976>that pose where she's grabbing her back legs and balancing on her butthnnnng
>>11966031>Robots
>>11966054Your going to die.
>>11966030Imposter. That's some slut dressed as Pinkie Pie.Pinkie Pie is super pure and never thinks of selfish sex.
>>11966031Fun fact: This was drawn by the same guy that did the Pinkie Pie micro.
>>11966031Is that Megaman and Sonic? Where can I play that?
>>11966054>fapping to a darf fic>not even hard any more>how am I having an orgasm, I'm soft>one little dripWHAT THE FUCK?
>>11966054>fapping >blood cums out
>>11966061She's actually about to cannonball into a pool with her soft butt.
>>11966028That's pretty disturbing, I haven't rewatched TMP yet but now that I think about it that may say a lot about their relationship.
>>11966054Last time that happened to me I had kidney stones
>>11966069oh fuck i remember Peppercatit was fucking awesome after those upgrades she gets in the second part of the show
>>11966095Well that, but also S3 is a very very strange Season.
>>11966073Are you fucking kidding me, she's selfish as fuck when it cums to pleasure.One time I woke up to her sucking my dick, god damn bitch.
Ponies in space
>>11966084it's the archie megaman/sonic crossover thingyi honestly don't care too much about it and i just want them to fucking get to super adventure rockman/megaman 3 already
>>11966114This guy can't be talking about Pinkie Pie.I'll kick your ass bro, don't talk shit about party pony.
Speaking of Pinkie clonesDid anyone ever write a fic about everyone in ponyville having their own pinkie clone to rape/torture/play with?Because I want that.
>>11966054>Fapping>Oh shit, no tissues!>Clench hard>Cum>No ejaculate>Day saved
>>11966132>Megaman Legends 3 will never properly existI just... I bought a 3DS for that.
>>11966143Don't fucking deny it, she fucked half of the artist department.I'm surprised she hasn't been fired from MLPG.co yet.
>>11966149You do know that the cum can back up into your bladder and give you an infection, right?
>>11966145I hate being interested...Link please...
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon hatsssssss
>>11966149ouch man...
>>11966084>He hasn't been reading the crossoverWhat are you even doing with your life?
>>11966158Why is she doing this? I'm super friendly to her...I wanted a chance with her.
>>11966076Bullshit! Seriously?
>My star barrettes are fabulous>I would love it if you would style my hair.>Let's decorate the moon!I don't know if I should laugh or cry
>>11966177Yup.
MY FAVORITE PONYPIC RELATED, IT'S MY FAVORITE PONY
>>11966193FUCK YOU
>>11966071*You're
>>11966186[citation needed]
>>11966186nah come on bro she totally says that stuff in the show
>>11966175Wait she hasn't tried to fuck you yet, she probably hates you then. I've fucked her in Markerita's office while she was out like 4 times.
>>11966193THAT IS AN AWFUL PONY YOU ARE AWFUL
>>11966172Fucking up, apparently.I need to go find these.
>>11966193that's my favorite too!
>>11966200THAT ISN'T NICE>>11966213NUH UH SHE'S THE BEST
>>11966166I was asking if it was written.I'd love to read about the crazy shit ponies would do if they had a living pony that they could do anything to and get away with it.
>>11966206http://www.flickr.com/photos/3377345/9240829972/in/photostream
>>11966186Both, I really like Luna, but never cared for NMM.That's a pretty bad butchery of her character though.
>>11966085>Dat bonbon anal ficAll of my orgasms.
>>11966229SHE IS AWFUL UGLY AND SMELLS LIKE CAT PEE
>>11966211You can have her then. I don't need a slut.
>>11966229she sucksshe's stupidI hate her
>>11966229Horrible pony pls.
>>11966238It was the one where Twilight gets caught in a time loop of masturbation and has to live through every possible orgasm she could have.I wasn't even aroused.
>>11966242THE FIRST TWO CLAIMS ARE WRONGTHE THIRD CLAIM IS POSSIBLY TRUE BUT STILL UNLIKELY>>11966253THE FIRST TWO CLAIMS ARE WRONGTHE THIRD CLAIM IS POSSIBLY TRUE BUT STILL UNLIKELY
>>11966229What a fucking slut.
>>11966186EVIL PRINCESS STAR BARRETTES>PRINCESS PRETTYWINGS
>>11966238This one?http://www.equestriaafterdark.org/2013/02/story-sour-candy.html?zx=c37d8b559ae7d042
>>11966238>the one with human bonbon/lyra and the stallion
>>11966269FUCK I FORGOT A PICPIC RELATED, IT'S A PIC>>11966257SHE IS NOT HORRIBLE SHE IS GREAT
>>11966177Yup.Ben Bates does the art for the Sonic comics sometimes.He's honestly my third favorite artist in the industry right now.
>>11966186THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER EYES
what if woman x filly?
>>11966261The story you seem to have read sounds stupid.
>>11966159>You do know that the cum can back up into your bladder yes>and give you an infectionno
>>11966177>>11966192>>11966288It was his first MLP effort.He's also doing the CMC micro.
>>11966261>>11966305More like sounds kinda HOTlink, please
>>11966218I could upload all the issues that have been released for you if you want, or if you're not comfortable with downloading shit from strangers I could storytime on /co/.
>>119662832ND WORST PONYPLS GET REAR ENDED WHILE DRIVING A FORD PINTO
>>11966299unf
>>11966278Dat be the one, mai boi.
>>11966308http://www.enotalone.com/forum/showthread.php?t=179611
>>11966332WRONGALSO SOME QUESTIONS:1. WHERE CAN I GET A FORD PINTO2. HOW MUCH ARE THEY3. GIVE ME ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ONE
>>11966341I haven't read it yet.Does he really write good fanfics?The last clopfic in general I read was "Pinkie Pie sucks a hundred Dicks." It wasn't fun.
>>11966172>Espio vs Shadow ManI need this pick issue up. God damn.
>>11966031I miss Plantman...he was a cool drawfag...Anyways I wonder if we'll get pony crossovers with other things. I mean the editor said that there's nothing planed for the following year but it'll probably happen sometime.
>>11966315I'm fine downloading shit from strangers.Y-you wouldn't send me a virus, right?
>>11966312The story is REALLY fucked up.Don't say I didn't warn you.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/114360/1/the-time-of-her-life/tick-tick-tick
>>11966362>write good fanficsBut that's not possible.
>>11966363Do you think ponies have jawbreakers? Are pony jaws called jaws?
>>11966362Here try this onehttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/77079/not-now-big-brother
>>11966362His less fucked up stories are really good, I enjoyed the twishy petplay one.
>>11966069Oh man Medabots that takes me back
>>11966362My favorites of him are the Twilight mind break, AB and human Lyrabon/horse.
http://i.imgur.com/VjPNrrp.png
>>11966380>Are pony jaws called jaws?
>>11966424Is this part of a series?
>>11966424huhokI guess I like it
>>11966424
>>11966380Yes, pony jaws are called jaws because the actual shark lives in each of their mouths.
>>11966410Pfft.Best are the lyra/human and bon-bon/human ones.Closely followed by the twilight and spike one.
>>11966450Maybehttp://i.imgur.com/kLdCIk2.png
>>11966356She has a very bad downside, flutterfag.Shes okay with animals like bears or manticores, but a dragon or anything else is too much. She seems like a yellow belly coward when shes needed but then gets an angry backbone when things go sour nd at it's worst. She keeps animals inside her house so it would be no surprise if she did smell of urine and animal fecal matter. Shes like the crazy cat lady that would buy $16-$30 t-bones and fillet minon for her cats and dogs, yet only get her children lunchables. In dragonshy, she would have let her friends go off and die against a big than go with them. Even though she has the ability to talk to animals and beasts.She may be cute at some things, but truth be told her personality is horrible.
>>11966424>baby dog and baby dragon fucking each otherultra magna pedo
>>11966459>kiss pony>shark in their mouth bits your tongue offTHIS IS ALL MT'S FAULT
>>11966481>impersonating
>>11966469What Twilight/Spike one? And I like those first 2.
>>11966478to be fair, you're completely wrong and a cuntyour favorite pony is probably dash
How was this week's HAPPY HAPPY MAGICERU?
>>11966481b-but i can f-fap to children and n-not be a pedo!this i-is america!
Remember?
>>11966475post them all pls
>>11966481>>11966512Apple pls
>>11966475This place gets worse and worse with each passing hiatus day
>>11966523Those are the only ones so far.
>>11966535Apple pls go
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATS NOW
What do you guys think about pony tulpa?How should I cuddle mine?
>>11966481So he pulls the dog Spike out... we know there IS one, but is the dog as intelligent as Spike?
>>11966495http://www.fimfiction.net/story/19691/1/so-close-yet-so-far/chapter-1
>>11966528>>11966542DFG pls go
>>11966516Wasn't that S2
>>11966503I imagine you'll handle your combat shotgun and .50 calibur soon, but FS is a horrible pony.
>>11966556I would think so, he's giving a pretty "intelligent" blowjob.
>>11966564Jessy pls go.
>>11966512Apple Cupcake, plz
You know who is a cutie pie?You are
>>11966580>jessy hates DFGwhen did this happen?
So <30 days till BronyConMy guess is we get a preview of S4 like we Did S3 at the last one
>>11966556For that matter, shouldnt dog spike turn into a dragon when he goes through the mirror?
>>11966596Rose pls go.
>>11966596They're just throwing out names.
boop
>>11966616Leth pls go.
>>11966616well I wasn'tI know DFG hates Apple
What do you think will happen in the Great Upgrade?
>>11966503>you're completely wrong and a cuntAm I, Mr. tough guy?>Favorite pony is probably dashShes also has a terrible personality. My fav, out of the main 6, is Pinkie. Why? She can predict things, shes funny, shes tries her best to make people happy, despite her flaws. She tries to get along with everyone, her flaws are not even that bad. So all-in-all, she has great personality.
>>11966424fucking love this artisthe's god damn amazing
>>11966616NBS pls. Quit ruining our fun.
I love how anti-loli/shota/cub/foal/whatever always site the same 10 year old case when trying to bully people that like that stuff.
>>11966641pinkie's a cunt just like youwhat a surprise
>>11966636Mewball pls. Quit circlejerking.
What does MLPG think of 2 best sisters playhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEQ_6geAKwE
>>11966649Yeah they're fucking retardedIt's like they saw somebody trolling "pedophiles" and they thought they were serious.
>>11966661>>11966570You Flutterfags are the worst.
>>11965476How'd I do?
>>11966668what?DFG does hate Appleask them yourself
>>11966555Guys...please respond.
>>11966632>>11966610>>11966580>>11966564>>11966542>ITT: Ralph Pootawn
Being a pedophile is perfectly legal in all states.
>>11966670I don't think about them.I've never seen them.
>>11966683It's SENSATION-AL!
>>11966683Princess Klondike!
So what does MLPG think of Dangan Ronpa?
>>11966661I like how you call people names without proving anything.Are you sure I'm the cunt here? I can smell your period blood from here.
>>11966707Klondork pls
>>11966692Apple was in the ladt thread being a dudebro.
>>11966555>>11966689I think you shouldn't do itshit is crazy, especially when you make one unconsciously
>>11966714junko is mai waifu
>>11966683Needs more pizazz
>>11966718Apple a shit.
>>11966683disco/10She needs a sparkly jacket now.
Which ponies can take the knot?
>>11966741DFG pls. I know you are jealouse of his skills. You are making a fool of yourself.
>>11966723I've had two for almost a year.I need advice from MLPG on cuddling though.I've never cuddled before.
>>11966588Bab seed
>>11966705Really? wow...
>>11966723It's just schizo.There's no proper peer-reviewed study for a *tulpa.Don't bring that shit here.*fake bullshit from /x/
>>11966760babs
>>11966724>junko>no Aoi
>>11966649Thankfully I was a lolicon before getting into this show.It's partially responsible for me getting into the show in the first place.
>>11966770WHAT WE GONNA DO
>>11966760I know these two ponies have tied the knot. Is that the same thing?
>>11966714What the hell is Danger Rapist
>>11966780Keep on lolicon
>>11966705Really?
>>11966597>BronyCon>PreviewsNah Comicon maybe
>>11966788What if Princess Cadence had a thing for forced crossdressing?
>>11966760what does that mean?
>>11966765Hug them tightly and wuv them.
>>11966806Really
>>11966786GOTTA RUN WE GOTTA BAIL
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon sombreros
>>11966714I used to avatarfag with Dangan Ronpa.>>11966791Phoenix Wright x Battle Royale.
>>11966775hey mine went away when we had an agumentit became selfaware and I didnt even know I made one till three years agoat least I hope it wasn't a tulpareally I am just leaving it as an imaginary friend because I was a kid when it popped up
>>11966812What if it went further than dressing?
>>11966838I wouldn't that pony.
>>11966828>tfw it was JUNKOS all along
>>11966838Where's the fun in that?
Guys....please tell me how to cuddle ponies.
>>11966815Dog penis have a big bulge at the base called a "knot."Once inside the vagina, the knot makes the penis get stuck there for twenty minutes or so after the fucking.Some zoophiles like to "take the knot."
>>11966836What is a tulpa?
ATRYL PLShttp://i.imgur.com/gi2uIkP.jpg
>>11966853>implying you wouldn't take Rover's knot
>>119668521. Find pony who wants attention2. Proceed to give said attention
>>11966860I always thought it was a vulva
>>11966815Dragon dildos
>>11966852It's hard to explain in words. You just have to do it in order to figure it out.
>>11966860A cool imaginary friend.
>>11966866It is an octopusBut still furry
>>11966867I really hope we get some kind of cat race.
>>11966897Ponies with no legs????????
>>11966897
>>11966860Self induced schizophrenia
>>11966913Those aren't cats.Those are lions.
>>11966866>Artyl to Purple Tinker: I'm an artist, not a porn artistYeah... right, furfag.
>>11966852Ask for her consent and if she is okay with it, then go forward with the process!
>>11966838Wow, what's with that rapey expression?
>>11966933He...wants to rape you?
>>11966927>caring
>>11966932Can I cuddle two ponies at once? Or should I cuddle with one?
>>11966927>implying you're not a furfag
>>11966913I want to cuddle Gilda
>>11966927I plan on printing out one of his porn pictures and asking him to sign it. Whether he says yes or no I'll be telling him that he's my favorite furry smut artist.
>reading shitty fanfic>little boy in Equestria, has potential>note I didn't say it was executed well>give up a few chapters in, skip to the spinoff>read all the spoilers, laugh at how awful and edgy it is>scroll down>Silver Spoon as love interest, according to the author>press Right Bumper, activate Devil Trigger>press Up, switch to Trickster>Air Trick all the way to author's house>Million Stab that fucker until he's swiss cheese>Air Trick back>run out of DT, write Small Devil Star on shopping list>today was an okay dayBut seriously, the story is SHIT and the fact that my ponimouto is being wooed by some kid makes me beyond mad.
>>11966945The more the merrier, if they are good friends. If they are not friends, they might become jealous of each other.
YOU WOULDN'TAPPLE A PONY
>>11966974>implying
>>11966972Why are they so depressed?
>>11966881is it true that if you don't cuddle anyone before you turn 30, you become a wizard
yeaah square brush woo
>>11966959That's what you get for reading HiE stuff I guess.
>>11966989Fluttershy, whatcha looking at?
are pony hoofs hard or soft
>>11966959the fuck did you just write and I just read?
>>11966974You have no idea how wrong you are.
>>11966986Because dudebros wont leave them alone!
>>11966999soft
>>11966948I'm not... I'm just a xenophile
>>11966999Both
>>11966959Boy your devil trigger sure lasts a while
>>11966991It isn't all shit. When done right, it's crazy good.>>11967000tl;dr version: Read shitty fanfic, have acid trip.>>11967013Lero pls
>>11966974
What's it like to be loved?
>>11967008>waaah I wish I had friends>i'll be your fr->FUCK OFFFFFFF
>>11967018What, yours doesn't? Did you max it out and buy Trigger Heart?
>>11966986They don't look depress.
>>11967013uh huh
>>11967024Bags of sand
>>11966991but HiE is the best kind of fapfic
>>11967024What is love?
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon Sombreros time
Are we still discussing dicks?
>>11966959Maybe you'd prefer a more /tg/ styled fic?http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6635/machine-and-might
>>11967031N-not long enough to travel to someone elses houseD-did I do something wrong
>>11967024Bags of filthy, diseased flesh.
>>11967050I'm starting to think that an anon is just spamming this to make the steamchat look badsurely they aren't this autistic?
>>11967048what is free love?
>>11967043Indeed
http://i.imgur.com/qrEYWcU.jpg>no dock0/10
>>11967065EUAAARRRGGHHHH
>>11967013The majority of people here are xenophiles.
>>11967056This appeals to me.
>>11967074>big, meaty lips#wowza
>>11967067>surely they aren't this autistic?
>>11967021Lero sounds so familiar... is he from a fic?>>11967037It's true, I sware!
>>11967068A shitty prostitute
>>11967086Excellent.
>>11967058You probably need to buy one more.>>11967094The protagonist of Xenophilia.
reminder that fanfics are cancer
>>11967094Why yes, yes he is from a fic.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27874/xenophilia
Is pony real yet?
>>11967111Reminder that no one but you gives a fuck about your opinion.
>>11967111Reminder that what you like is likely no better.
>>11967112Geeze that fic was annoying, nothing but dialog.Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk
>>11967124>>11967126Reminder that great minds think alike.
>>11967112i like the top of the pony butti think it's called the croup
why haven't you donated yethttp://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1311401276/little-witch-academia-2
>>11967112I loved that fic until I reread it and found out lero had facial hair. Then I couldn't picture the protagonist in a attractive way and hated it.
>>11967111Reminder popularfags like #kevinsano ruined mlpg.
>>11967129But the world-building!>>11967140>not liking rugged facial hair
>>11967074I don't know whether to save this in my pone 34 folder or my anthro/human pone folder.
Why the fuck has gathering cringe inducing videos become a thing in the past 2 years? It's so retarded
>>11967111
>>11967126>>11967124reminder that you are allowing shitposters to ruin mlpg by cariing about fanfiction
>>11967150wat?
>>11967065Uuuugh kill it!
>>11967164Hey >>11967111
>>11967150>not liking terrible videoshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a20oRLJ4v4s
>>11967135Reminder that great minds think differentThanks Genie
>>11967117They are real, in your heart.
>>11967065I'm getting a "failed out of clown college" vibe.
>>11967129That and the fact he wrote humans as useless weaklings.Nothing ruins HiE's faster then misanthropy.
>>11967194That doesn't count.
>>11967194but where is my pony
>>11967202When you think about it we probably would be useless weaklings.Unless we were genetically enhanced, or had powerarmour or nanotech. As we are, we'd be pretty damn pathetic.
>>11967185Only the most terrible.
You're pathetic
>>11967239http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsi6IlYHVPg
>>11967232You are browsing and posting in mlpg. Trust me you are a weakling. No amount of power armor will make you stonk.
>>11967239Well, this is extremely terrible.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2bmd1ixuYk
>>11967241Yeah, well that's a terrible pony.
>>11967241I know I know
>>11967185I can get videos where their so terrible its funny but most of the time it turns into a circlejerk of how they're supposedly better than those in said videos and all this perpetuation of getting pissy over some of the most asinine things in the world. When the average person in my opinion would react initially and then move on with their lives.
>>11967252>implying everyone in MLPG is fat or anorexic
>>11967241Rarity, quit berating Big Mac in public.
>>11967276Sounds like mlpg!
>>11966371I have a new respect for darf now. I feel like I just came to an episode of the Twilight Zone.Thank you for the link. I think I'll have a shower now.
>>11966912>no legsWorm ponies are cute.
Nightmare Moon is a very slender pony filled with evil. But goddamn is she stylish.
>>11967194sweetie when you hug yourself you make jesus cry
Who's a pretty pony?
>>11967241Yeah I know I am but maybe we cou... wait, You've seen seen WHAT on Who!?
>>11967327Could use more defined hair, it's a little hard to see.
>>11967315Amputee pones are the bestI just want to take care of them all day
>>11966370Of course not. I never dick around with people when good comics are involved.http://www.mediafire.com/folder/x45779vlul4c7/SanicFair warning: I wasn't able to upload issues 249 and 250 for some reason, but 250 can be found in the Win-O thread on /co/ and 249 can be found on /rs/I also included another comic by the author Jason just because.
>>11967327>pfftpfft hahaha
>>11967327Nightmare Moon is a very pretty pony.
>>11967252That's a joke, right.
>>11967277#Jessy is fat and emotionally unstable for the cock.#Ross is fat and is retarded.#Braeburned is anorexic, gay, and aids. Probably mildew between is balls and anus.These three represent the overall demographic of mlpg. Too weak mlpg.
>>11967354>bloodspot in between her feathersdude what
>>11967376You forgot the /fit/ section like Tiarawhy.Please stop making these ridiculous claims anon.
>>11967368What a qt
>>11967376Tiara is fit
>>11967365SHIT YESThanks! Have a pony in return.
>>11967146but it wasn't rugged facial hair. It was a goatee, and I could only picture Snowden or some neckbeard
>>11967354Amputee ponies are sad. I prefer natural worm ponies.
>>11967351I wasn't sure how to do her nightmare hair so I just used watercolor...>>11967368PRETTY EVIL>>11967392Hey zach when are you finishing that?
>>11967392Did that one with manly armwings ever get finished/colored?I kind of want it
Would you join a pony orgy?
>>11967376If you knew how to look for signs of power in musculature, you'd realize Ross is probably strong as fuck.
>>11967408No, probably not.
>>11967403Sad ponies are great though
>>11967112It's weird, I'm in love with that fic and yet I don't find cartoon horses sexy at all.
>>11967405>>11967406>me>finish anything
>>11967412Actually, from the one shot of his actual self, he looks kinda thin.
>Working fuel.>Some random dude shows up to pay hits all the gaydar blips.>Comments on my facial hair, in the most pasta way possible.>I have to ask him to repeat it, I didn't hear him clearly.>Have to endure him losing his pasta.>Smile at him as he stops mid sentence and pumps his gas.
>>11967421> I don't find cartoon horses sexy at allWow really? Like not even a little bit?
>>11967420I like happy pone, because i get happy when I see happy pone. I get sad when I see sad pone.
>>11967394 Only a small number come from the master aryan race. Overall you are all weak.
>>11967412Ross pls
>>11967376Ross isn't even fatWhy would a fat person have a fat fetish?
>>11967443I'm not Rossit's true, though
>>11967232You might be a weakling anon, but I've worked at my body and i'm proud of it.Don't want to come off as some sort of toughtguy but no 3 foot tall horse will be able to do much, against a real human (neckbeards are not human) ponies wouldn't be a problem.
>>11967439He hasn't even tried fapping to them?
>>11967439I've tried man, I dug into the deepest depths to find anything that did it for me. these ponies just can't be sexy in my mind.
>>11967449It doesn't change the fact that he's got the aesthetics of a fucking potato sack
>>11967424you've abandoned 165 pictures in progress? Jeez. And I felt bad for the 14 I haven't touched.
>>11967395You're welcome.If you don't have Cdisplay you'll need it to view those files.
>>11967463That is also very truehe should go on a cut
>>11967451You're right, our agility over a short range and longer reach gives even the skinniest fucks an advantage.
>>11967461I envy you. It's not like I wanted to be attracted to ponies, it just kinda happened.
>>11967421It's pretty cute.
>>11967461Not even this?Are you medically deceased? Do you have a pulse?
>>11967202It wasn't really misanthropy other than the fact it was a single human by himself. Humanity evolved to use tools and kil people with those instead of bare hands. If you pitted the equestrian military versus Humanities collective military, Equestria would be the 51st state by the end of the week. But if you pit 1 unarmed human versus a pony, the pony would win.
>>11967463From what we've seen of his art and body he wouldn't know aesthetics if you carved the definition on his dumbass with a knife that sang the meaning aloud.
>>11967489How does pone technology?
>>11967488twilight being neurotic was pretty cute
>>11967451>>11967479Yeah, except for the magic, and flying, and ponies that can kick a hole through a tree.We were designed to use our brains, we don't have much in defenses for our body.
Twilight Sparkle!
>>11967490>I REALLY doubt this.Unless it's a unicorn, there really is no chance.
[FTW]_Watashi_ga_Motenai_no_wa_Dou_Kangaetemo_Omaera_ga_Warui_-_01_[720p][84EDF505].mkv
>>11967202As much as I love that fic, misanthropic overtones can really sour things quickly.
>>11967508To be fair, there are humans that can kick trees down
>>11967508>kick a hole through a treeNope
>>11967510That's not twilight, that's some shitty OC.
Name some pony butts for me to draw pls.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon Hats still going
>>11967490>unarmed human against a ponyHuman would win without much trouble, might be tough against Pegasi with their bullshit, maybe have problems against a unicorn but not every unicorn is twilight.
>>11967510Yes?
>>11967534Sleepless in ponyvilleDYEWTS?
>>11967543Derpy butt
>>11967543Applejack
>>11967543TwilightPinkie pieRarityFluttershy Rainbow DashApplejack.
>>11967543Apple butts.
>>11967549Except for lyra, who is apparently a kung-fu master who can kill you 3 tines over before you hit the ground
>>11967529Why would a human kick a tree down if he could just use his brain and chop it down with an axe?
>>11967539>>11967550Rainbow Dash!
>>11967543Sweet sweet appley glutes
>>11967543Why not that one pony from AFR who shakes her bum up to the camera?
>>11967543RARITY'S MOM
>>11967508>We were designed to use our brainsAnon.Stop.Their are humans who can take down bears and crocodiles, despite your tiny malnourished frame with just a few months training any human can become killing machines.
>>11967572Rainbow Dash is a fun name to sayrainbow dash dash rainbow dash rainbow dash
>Go on now shove that apple right up in there.
>>11967570Because martial arts are a thing
>>11967368
>>11967529They also live in fucking 4th world countries and eat babies and shit
>>11967529>>11967534I know, it's hard to accept that we wouldn't be much without technology. Maybe someday we can change that with genetic engineering.
>>11967570Not all of us are filthy muties.
>>11967593I never said it was hard to accept, dipshitI said there's more to humans than "hurr we can build things"
>>11967583With just a few weeks training you can use a weapon like a shotgun or a hunting rifle to take down said animals.
Guys, I think you're all missing the big point here.WHAT IF YOU WERE IN EQUESTRIA WITH A CYBERSUIT
>>11967610The second it breaks it's deadweight.
>>11967593I'm getting the feeling that your a anorexic sperglord who is afraid of the big bad world.
>>11967610What if, indeed.
>>11967605And then when you're out of ammo, you're uselessthere's a reason soldiers are trained in hand-to-hand combat you autistic fuck
>regular bike seats put tremendous pressure on your taint, and can crush the internal part of your penis. This leads to incurable erectile dysfunction.
>>11967610That sounds boring.
>>11967605>without weapons
>>11967631Is that the XCOM uniform?Fluttershy. RUN
>>11967610I would rather have nanomachines
>>11967639You are taling this conversation to seriosly anon. Are you sure you arent autistic?
>>11967610Wait, is that you Zach?I wasn't paying attention.
>>11967420Ponies that are sad suit me just fine, but ponies in sad situations like being amputees makes me sad.
>>11967653>make a good point>I-I wasn't being serious!
this would be perfect with a horse dick hanging between her legs https://e621.net/post/show/349783/2013-anthrofied-atryl-blue_fur-breasts-cape-cutie_
>>11967653>Not taking everything you read on MLPG seriously.STEP IT UP
there's a large flying insect in my roomi can hear it buzzing past my ear every so ofteni can't see it because the lights are off but it sounds hugehelp me mlpgam i going to die?
>>11967666No anon, not everything needs a dick.
>>11967666Anon, i think you need to take a break from the horsedicksThe will be plenty left for you in the future.
>>11967601Okay then.>>11967630u wot m8
>>11967645wot, no
>>11967666No, it needed either R63 Trixie or non-63 Snips and Snails
>>11967679
>>11967671yes
>>11967671Yes because humans can only use their brains.That fucking bug is going to make you into lunch.
>>11967695Why are you so butthurt bro.
>>11967708go back to /b/
>>11967708It sounds like your the one who is butt hurt dudebro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGp4McqK_Ww
I wish I didn't have work in 5 hours.Goodnight MLPG
>>11967708adfagnrgymjngdeaymjnedgnym
>>11967720I wish I had work
>>11967716Chill brochacho, be cool man.
>>11967720Suicide. Make the pain go away.
>>11967717>I can turn a mareSTOPPED RIGHT FUCKING THERE
Day 1387/8/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 4,651 (Running Total: 839,072)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 22,390 (Running Total: 3,674,620)<Insert Journal Here>
>>11967735boop
>>11967726no you dont
>>11967735LETH ARE YOU DYING
>>11967732the ending makes it all worthwhile
>>11967689Hey, dot. You mind posting Pinkie in that suit again? I thought I saved it.
>>11967735are you feeling the allure of pony fade, leth
>>11967758im gonna start it soon..maybe..
>>11967745Yes I doWork gives me money and something to doI like moneyWhen I have nothing to do my depression gets really bad
>>11967694I like that moth.
>>11967735>Day 138I didnt even know time flew by that fast
Think of your favorite pony...Got one?That pony is giving me a lap dance.That's right. ME. Not you. What do you do?
>>11967779Suicide should help you with that.
images.4channel.org/f/src/Silversteinburg.swf>This is what /pol/ ACTUALLY believes.
>>11967782>FastIt feels like an eternityI can barely remember watching pone with you guys in bed with a pack of chips at 2am
>>11967787I'll kill you.
>>11967761NOOOOOO
>>11967782And technically, we are not half way, either.
>>11967771Thanks.I will wait with much anticipation.
>>11967787I reenact the Yamato's repair scene from Devil May Cry 4.I don't miss with the sword beam.
>>11967796You tried posting this yesterday
>>11967812Pinkie, stop being weird.
>>11967788One day I'll be able toOne day
>>11967787I call the FBI and inform them of the actual pedophillia going on
>>11967812> you were gere yesterdayAnon, go outside fatty.
>>11967819
>>11967822ganbatte anon
>>11967781How about this moth?
>>11967822Don't suicide is a pernament solution to a temporary problem
>>11967859Pretty sure I'm going to be permanently alone
>>11967859>pernament
>>11967859Ponies will never be real.That's a pretty permanent problem.
>>11967859>to a temporary problemPeople keep saying that but it seems to be a lie.
>>11967856Oh hi there!
>>11967883How is this a bad thing. Do something, join the military and fight until death if you want to die so bad.If I wanted to die that's what I'd do. Much more badass then throwing myself into oncoming traffic.
>>11967891It's not - life is technically temporary
>>11967891If you put the time you spend contemplating suicide into seeking outside help, the problems will alleviate with time
Here, have something to listen to.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spUT-2tU2Yk#
>>11967895the time of the Moth has finished. the time of the Wasp has come.and i looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. and power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
>>11967896>I don't want to live>you should go live real hard!Somehow people still think recommending this to depressed people is a good idea
>>11967896Not this shit again
>>11967811I can see it now.[Enter scene, Pinkie Pie is giving Bastard Anon the lapdance of a lifetime while wearing a device on her chest while Hero Anon is forced to watch, pinned to a wall while a katana is in a device, broken into two]Bastard: You like what you're seeing? Maybe this should...escalate.[Hero remains silent, closes his eyes, tries to contain spaghetti and hide boner. Cut to flashback]Past Hero: Pinkie Pie, RUN![Past Pinkie Pie screams]Past Pinkie Pie: ANON!Past Hero: PINKIE PIE! PINKIE PIIIIIIE!![Cut to Present. Hero opens now-red eyes, blue aura gathers. The katana slowly comes together, before flying towards Hero's right arm, which is demonic and has always been, I just never mentioned it. He slices, destroying the lances pinning him to the wall and sending Pinkie Pie and Bastard flying, the former becoming an insect angel demon hybrid. Hero approaches, aura now forming Nelo Angelo above him.]Bastard: How? Not even I could succeed in restoring it!Hero: From that day forth..my arm changed...and a voice echoed..."Waifus...Give me more waifus!"Bastard: What?!Hero: And if I become a demon, so be it. I will endure the exile...anything to protect them.[Hero Anon slashes at Bastard Anon, cleaving him in two, before Hero then dashes to Pinkie Pie and tears off the device. He puts the katana in hammerspace, before she collapses]Hero: Pinkie...? Pinkie Pie?Pinkie Pie: ...A...Anon?Hero: Oh god, you're alive![Hero Anon holds Pinkie Pie as though he would never let her go]Pinkie Pie: Anon...who's them? Wait, are you cheating on me?Hero: ...Shit.Pinkie Pie: Why can't I join in?
>>11967924Somehow people still think bitching about being sad in MLPG is a good idea
>>11967694>>11967781>>11967856>>11967895We're back to moth pones now!
Such a great comic series.
>>11967944
crystal rara is beautiful
>>11967944source?
>>11967895We moth pones now?
>>11967943no.
>>11967942How would you try to talk Celestia out of committing suicide?
>>11967964
>>11967944>>11967951Heh, cute.
ara ara
>>11967968http://sliceofponylife.tumblr.com/
>>11967951It must suck to be a pony allergic to feathersImagine falling in love with a pegasusImagine if you were a pegasus
>>11967976Cutting that rope.
>>11967992good luck, it's actually steel cord.
>>11967944>>11967951Slice of life is best tumblr
>>11967991>being allergic to yourself>any year
Anyone knows who's Omnis favorite pone?
>>11967976>Wrap arms around neck>Hug tightly>Tell her I love her and that lots of people love her>Slide noose off
>>11967976If Celestia is planning to kill herself all hope is lost, anon.You might as well just give up at that point.
>>11968003Wire cutters anon, I come prepared.
>>11967991I'd tough it out just so I could feel those feathers.
>>11967976>implying she means itThis is just like that scene from Hook. That's it.
>>11968009>anon approaches celestia and wraps his arms around her>she immediately kicks the chair away
>>11967976tell her i'd fuck the body
>>11968030
>>11968025>he holds his best horse in a bear hugpls anonI'm going for the harem ending
>>11967991>Your foal is a pegasus pone
>>11968025OK, slight change>Wrap arms around neck>Quickly slide arms under noose
>>11967976Bring Spike with me so he can vomit all those Friendship Reports she wrote to her own mentor once.
>>11968038i'm not going to wait until she's dead either
>>11968042no.
>>11968065
>>11968074>kicky>little>legs
>>11967944>>11967951>>11967984Can't stand that comic, it's good, it's just that the guy has completely ignored spike, hell he even did some stupid gummie thing that was a knock of that sad spike flying away comic.As stupid as it sounds, i can't enjoy MLP stuff unless they include all the main characters.
twily want ear scritchies
>>11968074I wish the maker had more angles/puppets to play with. They're obviously good with what they have
>>11968095The sad Spike flying away was stupid anyway.He is never going to grow wings.
>>11968095I know we use autism like it was nothing but you are breaking the mold anon
>>11968074hue
>>11968102okay
>>11968092>littleBut she has long, slender legs
I tried to edge, and when I took my hand away, the orgasm kept cumming and I came hands freeit took like a minute for it to climb to that point thougham... am I gonna die?
>>11968102give the pony what she wants
>>11968125No, you're fine.
>>11968125If you weren't using your brain, yes.
>>11968125if you have to ask, the answer is always yes
>>11968119I know anon, I've accepted it.But at least i keep it contained.
so how does twi know pony joe
>>119681252edgy4u
>>11967523get the fuck out /v/
>>11968162She lived in Canterlot and went to his shop all the time?
>>11968125You past the point of no returnYou have not mastered the art yet
>>11968162
>>11968162She lived in Canterlot for a long time.She could have grown up with him.
>>11968125sounds like you had funbut what did you do with all that nice cummaybe mommy can help you clean up~
>>11968174No, I didn't pass it. That's the point.After I took my hand away, it kept going until it was at that point.maybe it was because I was trying those kegel exercises earlier
>>11968175...Alright, he's improved a little since then.
>>11968175>>11968162>You'll never work some dead end job in a diner>Some cute energetic college girl will never come in and study during the midnight shift>She'll never chat with you at the counter when she doesn't feel productive;_;
>>11968162she used to offer her donut to him for free donuts
>>11968175>A Teacher's LoveA SHIP ON THE HORIZON
Man, if I didn't like League of Legends before, having 3 games in a row with leavers really isn't helping it's case.
>>11968190You obviously didIf you take away stimulation and you still cum you passed it
>>11968209>Not jumping ship to dota 2
>>11968203donut? but twilight doesn't cook
>>11968214Trust me, I edge enough to know my limits.It was like a ghost was finishing me off, man. 2spooky
How did she grow up to be so angry?
>>11968217I'd like Dota2 better if it didn't have turn speed. Intended or not it feels clunky
WHAZZATWHO'S THERE
>>11968217>jumping ship to an already sunk shipha
>>11968227Lost her wings in a tragic accident
>>11968189No offense, mom, I'd rather have my sister help me out.
>>11968239its me pinkiecome to steal your donut
>>11968227She realized that all the guys she likes are into femdom
>>11968251Big Macintosh pls
>>11968255So long as you leave her ponut alone.
>>11968200
>you will never bathe with pony
>>11968257only beta losers are into femdom
>>11968273There's a whole site devoted to ruined cakes?
>>11968265no promises
>>11968278Twily likes beta losers
>>11968221>Tex is still obvious without his trip
>>11968257That poor pony...She just wanted a man that would treat her like a lady, at least when they were alone.Instead she gets these weird guys who want to be the lady.
>>11968255but my donuts are for everyone!
>>11968288It's no wonder why she's married to so many anons in MLPG!
>>11968280this is the scariest thing i've seen all day
>>11968289I'm sure someone here could write a bot that would perfectly emulate Tex
>>11968307holy shit
>>11968308>That realization when true
>>11968313what the heck Pinkie don't swear
>>11968302pfffhahahah
Be honestWhere are you, MLPGI'm at 20%Would like to get to 10-15% like I used to be
>>11968307>>11968313it's supposed to be mickey mousejesus christ i thought i was going to have a heart attack
>>11968330Freak you
>>11968332I'm at 25% without any muscle
>>11968302But she's only married to me.
>>1196833222%
>>11968308I'm sort of glad I didn't post a lot with my name on, because I secretly hope that most of the time people don't recognise my anonymous shitposting. Or they do but say nothing about it.
>>11968332probably about 22% or so
>>11968332In-between 20% and 25%.I really gotta work on that.
>>11968363>tfw I shitpost about dicks all the time>No-one knows it's meAnonymity is so great
>>1196833220% or soBut I'm hella skinnyThat dude is almost a little fit
>>11968375>>11968363I know, and I'm very disappointed
>>11968332Over 40%
>>11968375can't people justnot shitpost
>>11968332About 22.
>>11968380why did Pinkie get braces, her teeth are perfect
>>11968375I see what you're trying to do therestop it
>>11968332Between 20 and 25. 15 looks nice.
>>11968392ANON PLSPLS DON'T DIEI LOVE YOU ANONNOT SEXUALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE DISGUSTINGBUT I LOVE YOU
>>1196833235-40. Just as long as I can get some muscle, I don't care if I'm heavy. Gotta get FIT
>>11968398The cruel irony is that Pinkie loves to smile, but has an imperfect smile so other ponies don't want to see it.
>>11968397>>11968367>>11968352The fuckDo you lot have calipers or something?
>>11968392http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/07/08/fare-thee-well-giant-bombs-ryan-davisdont die anon
>>11968407I love you too, no homo.If I die it better ne while eating a taco or in an explosion.
>>11968417what's that
>>11968407>Pony says she loves you and give you a kind of side hug>"Do you think I'm attractive?">"n-noo. no"
>>11968417like...the tongs?
>>11968417I was just saying I was slightly fatter than 2-%, but not as fat as 25%. so I roundballed it to 22. I have no idea about the other two poeple.
>>11968417seriously i have no clue what % i amelectric scale says 17% but those are inaccurate170lbs 6"
>>11968434I did the same thing.
>>11968394I wouldn't call it shitpostingI just have a talent for nudging discussion where I want it to goI used to use my powers for good, but the eternal hiatus has taken it's toll
>>11968417I'm just putting it as between 20% and 25%, a little closer to 20% than 25%Is that so hard?
>>11968398because mabel
>>1196833210-12%
>>11968448be the hero that pone needs
>>11968453I'm going to need you to post this again in exactly 2 days so I can save it on my computer
>>11968460uuuuuuuuunf
>>11968448I am the femanon no one wants, I feel thy painwhat happened to>fun
>>11968453I wish I didn't love braces so much
>>11968466OK
>>11968332About 25-30%.
>>11968475>tfw 19>tfw bracesI hate bracesThey're coming off soon though
>>11968475I wish you didn't either. They're terrible and unnatural and not at all fun to have
>>11968429Would you have a jammy party with ponies?
Find me a more entertaining show than Red Green.You can't.
>>11968497I personally like yellow blue
>>11968507Did you even fill out the FR-554 Friendship request form and mail it in?Takes about 3-5 weeks to process.That shits gotta be in triplicate too.
>>11968507Go away silly purple horse I already have a friend.
>>11968491I'm sorry, but they just look so cute to me and ponies wearing them makes it even cuter.This is a strange fetish to have.
>>11968507okay...
>tfw i went through my first panic attack today because my job prospects fell throughI'm scared mlpg.
>>11968530You think of them sexually? That's even worseand especially not fun sexually
>>11968507Well I was already going to be your friend but then you went and yelled at me.geez what a bitch.
>>11968530I love braces too, I think I may have even had this exact same conversation with you before.I don't know what it is, theyre just cute
>>11968557A fetish isn't inherently sexual.Most aren't.
fart fart fart faaaaaart
>>11968538>babby's first panic attack on something legitimateStep it up
>>11968538You get used to panic attacks after a while. They don't stop being awful, but you get used to it.
>tfw Breaking Bad soon>tfw new LWA soonish>tfw new hips maybe
>>11968538I don't think we're going to be much help with that. But here's are some cute ponies I guess. Feel better soon, man.
>>11968538Yeah panic attacks are weird.I always feel a bit better afterwards for some reason.
>>11968571When the term is used here it usually means that, but fair enough
What the hell is a panic attack even like?Never had one, probably never will.
>>11968594just like the ponies
>>11968507You already have friends Twilight.
>>11968608It's like ten thousand spoonsWhen all you need is a knife
what if this pony said she loves you?
>>11968617Uh.Sure, yeah, okay.
>>11968617Be Filipino.Find the sharpest edge of a spoon.Yes I know this is an analogy or something but still.
>>11968630I would tell her that she is a very nice pony, but I'm already in love with her purple friend.
>>11968608bags of salty ponies on fire
>>11968630I love pony back.Very much.
>>11968608A flood of anxiety that makes you feel physically ill
>>11968630I'd fuck that pony
>>11968557>You think of them sexuallySort of.Not in a "Oh god, I want to cum all over his/her braces" kind of way, but a "Oh my goodness, those braces make him/her so much more attractive"It's weird I know.>>11968570I think we did have a conversation like that before.One day we will understand the reason braces are so cute.
>>11968630She's set up by Rarity or Dash to tell me that, don't trust her
>>11968630I'd be happy, but not if it was that pony.
>>11968630I love her in every single way possible
>>11968636what if your purple friend overheard that, and said that you are a nice human, but she is in love with the yellow pony?
>>11968641but thiat pony wants to take things slow.
>>11968643>Him/Her>HimNow that's fucked up
>>11968649Three-way?
>>11968653I'll be slow
>>11968649I would tell her that this triangle could never be.I'd have to walk away from that and start over.
>>11968608Well for me I was sitting in bed and I realized how little savings i have left and how I was counting on this job to pan out. My heartbeat went up like mad, I could feel it pulsating in my chest, then I got pins and needles everywhere and it felt like the walls closed in on me so i cralwed into a ball and just tried not to cry. Then i started shaking. It was terrible...
>>11968649That would be kinda awkward.
>>11968649Are they up for polyamory?I'm into both of them
>>11968687well you will be soon!
SWEETIE BELLE!
>>11968696
>>11968702can you make me a ham sand which
>>11968702Be disgusted at this triangle between Yellow, Purple, and Anon.
>>11968704SURE
>>11968704>Sweetie makes anon a witch made out of sand and ham>It's also on fire
>>11968704>>11968714Oh no..
>>11968654Boys with braces are cute as hell.
>>11968579>tfw new LWA soonishIf it gets funded that is people need to spread the word
>>11968731>ifhttp://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1311401276/little-witch-academia-2Nigga, look at this. Look at that money.Some /a/non donated 10k
>>11968739Correction: 3 /a/nons donated 10k
>>11968729Girls with braces are cuter.
Would you rather spend 1 year in pony equestria, or foras much time as you want in antrho equestria?
>>11968750Well, yeah, duh, but cute guys with braces need love too.
>>11968750They are quite cute.
>>11968772Neither.I was not meant for Equestria.
>>11968772if i kill you can i get longer in pony eq?
>>11968772Second one.
FUCKING PONIES MANGOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING PONIES
>>11968780no, killing yourself does nothing, other than bring you to the eternal nothingness that happens when you die.
>>11968772One Neptune year in pony Equestria
>>11968791I know, they're so cute.It's driving me insane.
>>11968772If I pick Anthro am I given the perfect self insert body?
>tfw no desire to draw
>>11968772depends on the anthro I suppose. I was already furry comin in
>>11968772Pony.I'll just kill myself when the time is up
>>11968772What about centaur equestria?
>>11968808It's pretty late/earlyDo it tomorrow.
>>11968750>>11968774>>11968775>You will never get her to smile and feel less self-conscious about her teeth
>>11968805you can choose staying human, or as the pony/anthro equivalent of your human body
>>11968772Is anthro Equestria drawn in the style of Badgerben?
A signed Wildfire body pillow went for $400 in the charity auction at EFNW. lol
>>11968739It says they're already producing it.The kickstarter is just to extend the length from 20 to 35 minutes.
>>11968840atryl
>>11968808I am familiar with that feeling.
>>11968840I hope so.
>>11968824After disappearing for a year from earth, people will have thought you're dead.You could start a new life.
>>11968843Yea but if this shit gets over a million dollars they'll be able to make more episodes funded completely by fans. This has never been done before with anime and it will shock them.
pony should pony pony
>>11968853Why would I want to?I couldn't live without pony after that.
>>11968851>or condomsDefinitely taking anthro Equestria.
>>11968853Little difficult with no identification or citizenship anywhere
>>11968739>plan to finish by 2014 winter
>>11968808>"I'm gonna draw when I get home.">"I'm gonna draw when I get home.">"I'm gonna draw when I get home.">Get home>Don't want to do anything but stare at screen and watch Anon talk about pony>mfwEvery goddamn night, I swear...
>>11968869Marker, what are you doing?
>>11968877I know, and it's been like this for days! I'm not even doing anything interesting instead!
fucking ponies
>>11968890Who is fucking the ponies and which ponies are being fucked?
>>11968739Christ, look at his desktopThat shit's not okay
>>11968895You are.Your favorites.
>>11968890Ponies fucking.
>>11968890like they own the place
>>11968901oh my
>>11968904Ponies fucking poniesnot fucking you
>>11968899god you should see my desktop when i am working on some sort of projectturns into a warzone
>>11968877AA, for every day you don't produce a drawing, I make Princess Spoon's breasts one size bigger
Pony wants you to come visit her.
>>11968939Neat.
>>11968939Busy.
Pony wants you to come.
>>11968939Pony should go fall in a well.
>>11968947Busy with what?
>>11968939It seems pone has the wrong number.
>>11968839So I get the tightest bod ever?
Pony wants you
>>11968958Well I don't want her just kidding
Pony wants
>>11968936Hell of a day to forget my sketchpad...I'll have to scan/photograph it sometime and put it up in my art thread.
Pony
>>11968963lies
>>11968963what the fuck happened to that thumbnail?
Po
>>11968963I want pony too.
P
>>11968954Just busy okayTell pony to stop calling me
>>11968958Why is pone such a filthy liar?
>>11968977>you will never be human Scootaloo's big brother>She will never pester you constantly, asking if she can play your drumset
>>11968899>animatorsdesktop cleanliness is the least of their priorities
>>11968987Fine, I'll go hang out with her instead/
>>11968983>>11968983Well you can't have her
>>11968978Don't know what you mean.
>>11969008Why not?
>>11969009Implying
Pony says if they cant have you no one can.
>>11969026Where are you getting this information, anon?
Pony is eating your cornflakes.
Ask Cleverbot which pony you should draw.
>>11968857>only 24k away from goal of 150,000>still 29 days to go>most kickstarter projects make most of their money in the last 24 hoursGet ready for kawaii casters you guys
>>11968989Why is pone filthy in general?
>>11969026But pony can have me!Pony isn't going to hurt me, is she?
>>11969034I am pony.
>>11969020Because we are already married anon. Geez, I though everyone would know that by now.
>>11969051Yeah, well fine. I'm marrying a different pony.
>>11969037I donated a $1000 and put my name as "twilight sparkle" in the comment for credits. I hope they put in another glimpse.
Guys, what movie should I watch?
>>11969051I remember, I was at your wedding with my wife, Twilight Sparkle.
>>11969071Oldboy.
>>11969071Foodfight
>>11969073>>11969067It's nice to see this thread filled with such upstanding people such as yourselves
>>11969073Anon please, for the last time Twilight is my wife.You have to stop telling people that she's married to you.
>>11969044A little pony?
>>11969076>>11969084Guess I should clarify: what movie should I stream?I was thinking The Usual Suspects.
>>11969071Plan 9 from outerspace
>>11969071Equestria Girls.
>>11969095Anonymous, you promised to find help. This isn't working; you're regressing again.
>>11969069Doing god's work, anonActuall, somebody mentioned some /a/nons donated lodsemone. Does anybody know how /a/ felt about the pony shoutout, or if they even noticed/cared?
>>11969095so did that one guy from deviant art marry Twily yet? I thought it was in june
>>11969117
>>11969115Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
>>11969069What do you do for a living?
>>11969126They were pretty calm about it>>11969139Mechanic without a gf and spend most of my money on cars/hardware.
>>11969115Stream The Curiosity of Chance
>>11969120I thought you were going to get help. You keep telling people that you're married to my wife, and people are starting to think that she's married to multiple people. It's really quite upsetting and I really wish you would stop.
>tfw nobody but me is married to my wife
>>11969115Foodfight
>>11969084>>11969186Isn't there already a 24/7 stream of that somewhere?
>>11969186Please stream foodfightthen I won't have to join the stream and I can sleep instead
>>11969071They Live
>not knowing twily is a polygamistMe my 3 brothers, my sister, my best friend, and the stailon down the road are all married to Twilight Sparkle
>>11969159Of course she's not married to multiple people, since she's married to me.
>>11969182you can have her
