>>11947094You don't want to activate that
>>11947094What is this protocol?
its time to get some late night chill up in herehttp://www.rainymood.com/aw yeah
Derpy is a very ugly pony
Which pony would ahve the sweetest tasting anus?
>>11947127That gif is pretty accurate by the way
don't talk about any good fetishes while I'm gone, MLPG
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>11947116Alright I'm going to get out of here.Next time I'll draw Ponka Pae staring a boners.
>>11947127I love SMILe
>>11947162Pinkie is the best horse for innocent sexualsgnight
>>11947158HEY APPLEJACKI RAN OUT OF APPLESCAN I HAVE SOME PLEASEI NEED IT FOR A NEW DESSERT I'M TRYINGDO YOU WANT SOMEIT'S GOING TO BE GOODHELLO
So, were you all watching the Everfree stream? How was it from your end?
FFVIII was dumb but fun.Shit happened in the game.
>>11947186Shit happened infinitely times in the game
>>11947191I think she's deadI'm taking her apples
>>11947146So, business as usual?
Let's start this off bestWho's your favourite pony and what does he/she do?Are they good at what they do?
>>11947107>>11947107Proceed carefully: It's a plate of apples and crackers and cheese and celery and carrots and peanut butter and while you snack she shows you all kinds of cool stunts she's planning with her action figures while stuck indoors because of rain. It's not for the faint of heart.
>>11947007I'll never understand the word cheesecakefor a million years I thought it referred to hot pies of bread and cheese which I like a lotbut apparently it's a confectionary in america or something, what the fuck
Its late anon. I know you need to sleep. I have been buzzing around you, drinking your soda when you were not noticing.
Which pony enjoys Cock and Ball torture the most?
>>11947191APPLEJACKTHIS IS IMPORTANTI NEED THOSE APPLESPLEASEI HAVE TO PRACTICE FOR THE NEXT PASTRY COMPETITIONIT'S NINE MONTHS AWAYI NEED THEMRIGHTNOW
>>11947214What a cutie.
>>11947208She's playing with dolls?
>>11947204Twilight is my favorite pony. She does books and magic.She is very good at it.
>>11947212It's a cake made with cheese. Literally.
>>11947214Can moths drink soda?
>>11947200What are your fetishes, oh government-sanctioned Fetish Regulator?
>>11947226They're ACTION FIGURES anon
>>11947204She raises the sun and rules the kingdom together with her sister.Since it hasn't collapsed yet, even though she is already in power for more than a thousand years I would assume that she is doing a pretty good job.
>>11947214is that a pony?Looks more like a bug eevee evolution
>>11947214Moths are cute.
>>11947225Then you don't mind me watching you post those equine, right?I'm c-cute to you?>>11947240One night, a giant moth landed on the tip of my glass of soda and it started to drink it. It never left when I try to shoo it away.
>>11947276The feeling of having sperm up your nasal cavity must be horrid.
>>11947251Ones that I like.
>>11947305And those would be?I promise I'm not gonna laugh, as long as they're as good as you claim.
>>11947235I hate it when they make the balls the same color as the coat
>>11947293That moth sure have quite an adventure.
>>11947280>tfw this is the only good coke pone inflation picture
This pone doesn't have any friends
This pony has knocked you out and is dragging you to her rape cave. There's no "what do?" here, all you can do is accept your fate.
>>11947321You're probably going to laugh anyway.Fatties, without any of the accessory fetishes people tend to combine them with. Also I never claimed my fetish was good, I just don't like the fetishes people tend to talk about here.
>>11947412Why does pony have a rape cave?
>>11947211Work on those prints.Sweet dreams
>>11947409We have so much in common
>>11947415Oh, that's not bad.
>>11947382I want to know what that other phobia is
>>11947423To rape you in. I thought that was obvious.
Are you guys not tired of posting literally the same thing everyday?
>>11947473After years of this shit its part of my routine.
>>11947382I feel so strange reading thisI can't imagine what it would feel like to draw horses and get money for it and go to a place where a lot of people do that and be embarassed about it and talk to the internet about itwhat kind of world do these people live in, and why am I not in it
>>11947431Being a pony does not count because you are not a pony.
>>11947473well see that's where you're wrong becausei can guarantee you that I don't post here everyday
>>11947473No. One day senpai will notice me and sweep me off my feet. Until that day I stay in this purgatory of place.
>>11947473Where else can I post my love for these two ponies?
>tfw painting>tfw don't know how to paint>paint anywaysHaha. Where did I even get this brush from?
my fetish is upside-down or otherwise strangely aligned ponies
>>11947431Like being ugly
>>11947488I find the fact that there are still people that age who have never been on and plane and never seen an ocean. Oceans are fucking great.
>>11947444You can't rape the willing.
>>11947503But anon, what if senpai has always liked you but since you've never paid them any attention they think you hate them?
>>11947507I want to rub that pony's belly. I want to rub it until she goes all gigglely.
>>11947511I'm not too hung upun oceans or seas having grown up in a landlocked country, though now I live about 15 minutes from the sea.I flew for the first time when I was 11 and felt I was somehow behind.
>>11947529I think I've been pretty obvious that I respect and value my senpai. If anything, I should have been more tsundere.
>>11947531do you think berry is the giggly sort even when she's soberis she ever sober
What happened to red?
>>11947586drew too muchdied
>>11947511I've never been able to afford it.
>>11947611>ponies are making Jessy get out morehow do you do it
>>11947611Are you a grill?If so, do you think we're perverts?
S U NB A TH E R
>>11947473its great when you are drunk
>>11947629>All this new
>>11947473its great when you are autistic
>>11947611Don't worry about the plane ride though. I'm scared of heights and I managed just fine. Just drink plenty of water and if it helps, don't sit next to the window. Good luck, you'll do great
>>11947611Fuck that con shit and just go to the beach and swim in the ocean. Noting like swimming in clear waters. Swimming in the Mediterranean is fucking amazing.
This man could kill your favorite pony.That is all I have to say.Good bye.
>>11947663>swimming in the Atlantic>just south of NJ
>>11947663I hate swimming in the sea. You get all salty and sticky and stuff. Freshwater lakes are where it's at. Also there are smaller waves, so you can actually swim.
>>11947658Thank you! Unfortunately my first flight is a window seat, but I'm going to keep it covered. I'll bring some bottles of water for the right, thanks for the advice.
>>11947664Not if the Flash stops him.
>>11947607That is a very sexy pony.
>>11947680Lakes are the call of duty of swimming. Oceans are for true men. Pools are the Angry birds.
>>11947680>You get all salty and sticky
>>11947658Yeah, I've been scared of heights most of my life but never had too much trouble on planes. It's really not so bad.
>>11947473I don't even really like itBut MLPG is the only thing I've got outside of my sorrow
>>11947663>clear wateryou mean the corpses, feces, whale semen and salt that creep into every crevice of your body?open waters a shit
jessy's spaghetti is cute
>>11947686You cannot close the window cover on landing and takeoff though (regulations), but you might be able to swap seats with the person next to you, (or just close your eyes, it's perfectly OK). Once you're at cruising altitude, you're so high up it almost doesn't matter and the view is breathtaking.
>>11947724No it's not.
>>11947680>Not spending the day at the beach with your friends>In and around the water all day>At night you put on some fresh clothes and you feel kinda salty and kinda dry and your skin has that extra warm feeling
>>11947686Jessy, have you even ever actually played Ace Combat?
>>11947680The closest freshwater lake to my house is infested with a brain eating amoeba.fuck that shit.
>>11947736I don't mind the beach, I just don't like the sea.
>>11947710>Not swallowing mouthfuls of seawater just to dare the microorganisms to try fuck with your body
>>11947686I find the fact that I'm sitting down and looking out of a window helps with my height issues.
>Not going to the beach>Not surfing it up all day long
>>11947293>>11947214Indeed. But you can never touch her wings or else the dust will rub off and she'll never fly again.
>>11947763Shining Armor pls
this gets you hot huh?weirdo
>>11947763LET'S SHRED SOME GNARLY WAVES TWILY
>>11947752Just take a few sleepers before you take off and dream through the flight.And don't think about that crash at SF a few days ago.
Good for acne for sureacne vulgaris no not like salt
>>11947763I tried surfing onceShits hardYou think it would be easier for quadrupeds, or harder?
>>11947749superpower amoeba, you say?
>>11947763>tfw back when I was a kid living in Hawaii, surfing, some guy lost control and ran into me and the tip of his board stabbed me in the stomach and I had to go to the hospital>"WOAH BRO YOU GOT A HOLE IN YOU"
>>11947765that's not really true is itthat has to be a MOTH MYTH
>>11947791Easier. Lower center of gravity.
>>11947763>Let's hit the beach bro>I've been dyin to catch some gnarly pounders
You're my only friend, Anon
>>11947765If I point my finger out to her, she might nuzzle it and from there, I bet I can pet her cute head.
>>11947730Alright, I'll just avoid looking out it until then.>>11947737I watched my older brother play it a long time ago.
>>11947815Gee, I wonder why.
>>11947789Maybe Braeburned should try it then.
>>11947803Nope, it's true.
>>11947811>you will never a Shining Armoretta
>>11947798>Family friend was surfing in Teahupoo>He wiped out, hit reef and ripped his lower lip off
>>11947822you should try it some time. put it down as "religious reasons".
>>11947825but why ;-;
>>11947803It's the scales on their wings. Helps with flight. You can handle moths and butterflies, just don't touch their wings.
>>11947824Did he piss in your cereal bro? Every time brae is brought up, you have to make a comment about his face.
And so ends Sweetie's date with Rumble.
>>11947822How many print/buttons/whatever are you taking with?
>>11947838>98% lethalityTWO PERCENT MOTHERFUCKER PULL THE TRIGGER AND TAKE THE RISK YOU PUSSY
>>11947840Because moths only need to survive for a few weeks while they eat and fuck. Their bodies did not need to evolve healing to reproduce.
>>11947686>bringing bottles of waterI have some terrible news for you...
>>119478517 prints, 30 copies of each. 10 buttons, 20 of each.
>>11947847Fuck you Ross.Fuck you in the mime cunt. Your art will never be erased from the net. Never.Reap what you sow.
>>11947859Some moths don't even have mouths to eat. They just become moths to fuck and lay eggs, living only on the stuff they ate as a caterpillar.
>>11947836>Teahupoowww.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBgWI_BTyMJust watching those waves terrifies me.
>>11947686The physics behind flight are sound, and it's invigorating to see the ground get smaller and smaller. Air flight is truly a testament to mankind's ability and knowledge.
>>11947864Good luck! Here's hoping you make a fat wad of dosh.
>>11947860What? Are the airlines afraid someone will kill a pilot by water poisoning?
>>11947874well then, moths confirmed for shit-tier. worship wasps and hornets instead. pray to your new Gods that you will go un-stung.
>>11947765How big is moth pony?
>>11947838why does nature allow such things
>>11947900>not knowing about the TSA
>>11947900They're afraid someone will bring bomb-making materials on.
GET OUT OF HERE
>>11947903Some moths will drink your tears as you sleep.
>>11947833Bitch is going too get wax everywhere and/or set it on fire.
>>11947903Fuck waspsI worship the Bee Hive. Through unity and cooperation will we achieve salvation. We are peaceful but will defend ourselves. Praise be unto the queen.
>>11947899I'm hoping so, it would fix all my financial problems at the moment. Thank you.
>>11947904Regular sizedAnd she bumps her head on your windows at night.
>>11947923some wasps are fucking enormous, and will crawl into your ears while you sleep so that they can sting you in your dreams.
>>11947900>What is liquid nitrogen>What is nitroglycerin>what is hydrochloric acidThe restrictions are still bullshit but I can understands the no liquids rule.
>>11947941Do we have a wasp pony here? Nope.Moths.
>>11947860She could probably buy some bottles of water at the airport.
>>11947765I want to lick that pony
>>11947947You heard me you fatso.
>>11947937That quite adorable of her. I would totally leave out a little cup of sugar water for her. How long do these moth live?
You wouldn't a filly would you?
>>11947965Only a few months, but she loves you with all her little heart.
>>11947966I would hard
>>11947966Having a cutie mark is age of consent.
>>11947930bees ain't shit. peace through strength, strength through hate, hate through peace. hell's a-comin'.
>>11947935What's that other phobia?
>>11947952>wasp ponyher butt would be enormous
>>11947981Peace is a lie, there is only passion.Through passion, I gain strength.Through strength, I gain power.Through power, I gain victory.Through victory, my chains are broken.
>>11947981Bees overcome large invading insects by massing on them and vibrating so much that the heat generated cooks the invader alive
>>11947989have you SEEN moth butts? come on, bro
>>11947971Awwwww.....Then I would cherish those months with her and be at her side if she have to leave the world.
>>11947952shit, i'll do you one better.
>>11947999>bees twerk jerkass wasps to death
>>11948000that's right, moths have a pretty enormous abdomen.. we need art of it or we'll never know
>>11948002>notice that she's not playing with her favorite toy, a lamp that doesn't have a shade>she's just laying there, breathing slowly>"Anon... I'm so tired... can we go to bed?"
>>11947999but what about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afSOka8UUPY
>>11948038Why am I in tears over a fictional fan-made moth pony
>>11947999yup. but wasps overcome that through sheer force of fucking will. they be bustin' out some Solid Snake-type shit, yo, be all like OTACOOOOOOOOOOON and LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID and shit, powered by concentrated fuckyouolium.
>not hand feeding your pet paper wasps>not ruling in hell
>>11948058THEY ARE SO TERRIFYING.THEY'RE LIKE NIGHTMARES THAT MAKE HONEY EXCEPT THEY DON'T THEY JUST FUCKING STING YOU
>>11947988I don't like talking about it because most people laugh, but it's thunderstorms
MLPG stop being weird
>>11948077jessy pls, that's some 2.3 tier shit right there.
>>11948070Come over to the hive. We mean no harm. All are equal. All are loved.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsC0bNNbZ70
Make me pretty, /co/
>>11948070that's the spirit!but here's the best part about wasps: you know Cazadores? New Vegas didn't even really have to scale them up that much.
>>11948077My ex hated thunderstorms, too.It made for some great comfort sex during midsummer storms.
>>11948077need a thunder-buddy?
>>11948081b-but I'm not weirdam I?
>>11948081I'm not weird you buttmunch
>>11948038>you knew its almost moth pony's time to go>you quickly made a tiny bed out of some cloth and cotton>it was a bit of a struggle as you help her crawl to her bed>Moth Pony lay snugly on the cotton and took a bit of chunk to cuddle with>you lay a soft tissue as a blanket on top of her when you heard her final words>"Thank you anon.... I feel a bit sleepy......."
>>11948109and just as I was listening to some sad emotional orchestral music, too
>>11948046>because she's so light, you can carry her easily>place her in bed and join, knowing what's about to happen>she strains to drag herself on top of you>"You're so warm...">start petting her, noticing the heartbeat getting weaker>"It feels... so safe in... your arms..."
>>11948077Well, lightning is a force of nature that should be feared, but electricity always travels on the path of least resistance. You gotta be out in some flat field or be extremely unlucky to be struck by lightning.
>>11948098>>11948108>>11948088>>11948129now that's more like it
>>11947870>Fuck you RossHeard it
Did "we" talk about this?
>>11948131Thunderstorms bring more than just lightning anon.strong winds, hail, and tornados suck.
>>11948166who cares about her opinions?
>>11948142guns are half-measures.some say when the bombs drop and the world ends, only the cockroaches will be left. me, though, i say those cockroaches are only going to be around for as long as it takes the wasps to hunt them down. that's how the world ends. wearing a yellow jacket. not with a bang, but with a buzz.
>>11948166Kinda. There's not really much to say about it.
>>11948166/v/ would get a kick out of this.
>>11948166Yes, I'm unhappy about having to agree with her, but otherwise >>11948183 >>11948176
>>11948175>tornados>hailStop living in a place God did not intend Man to live in.
>>11948176I care about plenty of people's opinions. Why else would I be on a discussion board?
>>11948166Probably.She's right about the princess thing, obviously not the 'coolest pony' thing.
>>11948191>I'm unhappy about having to agree with herHaha, as I thought.You guys are adorbs sometimes.
>>11948166Why should I care?
>>11948150>at this point, you start sobbing>with effort, she eventually turns her head to look at you>"What's wrong?">try your hardest to suck it up and tell her everything is going to be alright>"...I know... you always... make everything... okay...">by now, she's twitching and fighting to breath>"I love you..."
>>11948166ha i know /v/ did
>>11948163Why would death want to stop something so adorable
>>11948223Death does not stop for cuteness. Cuteness cannot stop the toll man.
>>11948221we're not doneyou need to eat all these pancakes
>>11948213>at this point, you start sobbingI ALREADY WAS, NOW I'M DOING IT HARDER
>>11948226BUT JUST LOOK AT THAT PONYIT'S SO ADORABLE
>>11948246Oh god you just scared my dick stiff
>>11948193I plan to leave as soon as I find a way to Equestria.
>>11948193Anon natural disasters and shit happen everywhere
WOULD YOU SPANK THE PANK?
>>11948255The worst thing to happen around here in ages has been forest firesThose only kill stubborn people, generally
>>11948272>>11948259>>11948258>>11948251yo guys are too easy
>>11948251>pinkie makes wavey motions around your crotch"Got your dick!">somehow she is now holding your detached penis, grinning and waving it in your face
>>11948230>try not to cry>cry a lot>holding her tight, you start telling her how much you love her>remember all the cute things she used to do>how you found her bonking her head against your window>teaching her things since she was so young>even when the other ponies told you of their short life spans, you didn't care>she was so happy when you were around>like life shined out of her>finally calm yourself down>she's not moving>she's not breathing>her lifeless body lays in your arms>a spot on her coat soaked by your tears>she's gone
>>11948291Jokes on her, I was already going to ask Twilight to perform a transformation spell on me.
>>11948291>pinkie pie will never grab your detachable penishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Most days I feel like I'm just waiting to die. The only things that give me purpose often seem out of reach or feel too frivolous and temporal in the big picture.
>>11948229Does someone have the screencap of that?
>>11948229>>11948321wasn't it eggs?
>>11948314yeah, transform INTO A WASP, so that you can take revenge on this cruel world.
>>11948317Then don't worry about the big picture. We're all limited, so you have to accept that and be okay with your small realm of influence. Gotta accept the reality because the fantasy will kill you.
>>11948342Wait why would I want to turn into a wasp?I wanted to be a mare!Can I at least become a wasp-mare?
>>11947903>>11947930>>11947941>>11947981>>11947999>>11948011>>11948039That was fucking awesome>>11948058>>11948070>>11948091>>11948178>>11948342>>11948360Wasps are dicks, they only live to fuck your shit up. Bees are bros, they make honey n' shit for us to eat while we set em' up with smokes. Wasps are just jealous.
>>11948272I actually rather miss the Ask Pinkie Pie blog this came from. The art style was adorable and the portrayal of Pinkie was too.>>11947686Also, depending on what time your flight departs/arrives, you might want to consider popping a VERY light sleep aid, tossing in some ear plugs, and sleeping for the flight. It's also a decent combatant against Jet Lag.
>>11948371Humanity and most plant life would die if there wasn't any bees.
>WaspsI'm quitting mlpg foreverat least moths were cute
>>11948381>Implying we wouldn't adapt and overcomewould you be ready for robot bees, anon?
>>11948360>while anon is tearfully seeing moth pony to her final rest, wasp-mare is tearing the town to shreds>she walks into a corner store to buy some smokes and when the cashier asks her to pay she just threatens him with her stinger and he backs down>she walks outside and jaywalks across the street in front of a car causing it to come to a screeching halt>when the driver gets out to yell at her she threatens him with her stinger and he backs down>she comes across an open manhole and when a sewer worker climbs up she threatens him with her stinger and he backs down>she fucking runs this city
>>11948371Wasps aren't jealous, they're the servants of Death.
>>11948394Wasp-mare is like the Black Dynamite of the bug-mare world.>HEY YOU>YEAH YOU>I'M GONNA FUCK YOU>AND THEN I'M GONNA EAT YOU ONCE YOU FERTILIZE MY EGGS>FUCK YOU
>>11948381Wasps are unneeded.Bees are fineIf you were using bees to refer to wasps and bees you are an uneducated nigger
>>11948166>discussing meghanbrony filth
>>11948411But Wasp Mare, I sell drugs to the community.
>>11948425bored loners on the internet?
>>11948394>Gilda's back in town>Wasp-mare threatens her with her stinger>Wasp-mare learned what it was like to be shanked with your own stinger that day
>>11948381We would still survive.Food would just get a hell of lot more boring.We would still have grains though.
>>11948431Pinkie how could you say such a thing about Fluttershy
>>11948425Butterflies are overrated. Moths are where it's at.
>>11948379>Ask Pinkie Pie blog this came fromlink? google sucks
>>11948432>Selling drugs to poniesI'm going to have to get the boars on you.
i'm going to verb you in the adjective noun, adverbly.
>>11948432FUCK YOU, I DO STING-FU WHEN I WANT TO.>Wasp-Mare must fight her sting-fu rival, Fiendish Doctor Buzz>suddenly, Doctor Buzz is attacked by a swarm of wasps from a hive that crashed through the window>"I MADE THAT SHIT BEFORE I CAME IN THE ROOM"
>>11948411Weren't they going to make a cartoon of that?
>>11948437>gilda>not honey badgerI am disappointed anon
>>11948414Those are some really tiny ponies.Like, unless you brought your eyes RIGHT next to them, they'd just look like little CMC-coloured bits of confetti.
>>11948448It's been replaced: http://askpinkie-pie.tumblr.com/A pity. It was an extremely pleasant little read.
>>11948475>implying I wouldn't already be hugging Scootaloo in any universe in which Scootaloo existedyou_are_already_hugged.jpg
>>11948480oh shucksFound this thoughhttp://www.pinkiedb.com/t/Tumblr
>>11948230WHAT DIDN'T WANT TO COMPLEMENT ME ON MY WRITING FOR YOU
>>11948475Stop that, I don't want loser to rub off on me.
Goodnight horse people.I leave you with dynamic baseball pon
>>11948491YOU WERE AWESOME
>>11948472>Confetti ponies>When the release on their container is pulled, they start jumping down shouting "Congratulations!" or "Happy Birthday!" or whatever the phrase on their packaging is.>There's a string from the confetti container to the ground that they all climb back up when once they've fallen all the way down>They then jump off again, in an endless stream of brightly coloured celebration
>>11948488Yeah, that's basically the original images without the text. I vaguely remember which of those images went to which post.
>>11948514>>11948491Its time like these that make me wish I could draw a moth pony snuggling in a tissue box.
wasps don't pollinate. if a wasp lands on a flower, that flower dies.
friendly reminder to filter tan
Who has the finished version of this
>>11948559>wasp lands on a flower>it chews off the flower's stamen>ashamed at losing its manhood, the flower then kills itself
>There are people here who aren't working for the O.S.I
>>11948572>wasp lands on flower>bees and butterflies and all other pollinating insects recognize flower as wasp's turf, and refuse to land there for fear of waspy reprisals
I don't want to sleep because I have to wake up.
>>11948584>Longsword>EK Settop kek
>>11948588Then don't wake up.
>>11948598That's what I used for pretty much the entire game.
>>11948598Shut up /dsg/It has and always will be my favorite set
>>11948606>>11948614>Being this scrub
>>11948588We'll still be here when you wake up.
>>11948598I beat the game going EK set and +15 halberdcome at me
>>11948623>not enjoying the game and not caring about minmaxingEnjoy your micromanaging.
>>11948623What does dsg bitch about now?Last time I was there it was havelmoms and giantdads
>>11948630>>11948627How do people even PvP?Next you're going to tell me you don't know how to properly parry someone or dead angle>>11948645Enisle2004
>>11948648I don't PvP. I only cared about the story, atmosphere, and simple challange. And no, I don't know what dead angle is.
>>11948659>Dark Souls>Challenging>Dark Souls>StoryThat's a pretty good joke
>>11948588I don't want to sleep in case I miss some discussion I like28 hours now
>>11948648What's wrong with elite knight for pvp?With fap ring and havels you can still fastroll with 40 endurance and a couple weaponsIt used to be considered one of the best armors in the gameAnd it looks great
>>11948681Competition gameplay is for casuals.
>professional artist who is working on MLP-comicsJust like my favorite fanartist and his constant dramas on tumblr!
>>11948588I have to be up soon and I dont really feel like feeling like shit all day
Someday I will own this horse
>>11948703Not everyone has thick skin.
>see shit artist>and I mean "deviantart -> newest submissions" shit>they get buttload of commissions>I work my ass off>get nothing
>>11948719connections are more important than anything
>>11948713You don't need to have thick skin to be smart enough and realize that cheap comments on DA not worth a sleepless night.
>>11948726I'm anti-social, how do I make connections?
>>11948759Pretending to not be anti-social
>>11948719Every time I see this shit I want to ask: "alright then, show me your art and that artist you compare yourself to who got shitloads of commishes".I never get a reply because of obvious reasons. Hehe.
I love you MLPG. For me you'll always be great even tough you have shit opinions.
>>11948810You're okay too, fourth best pony
>>11948810That is a cute pony!Why did you post worst pony?
>>11948784The obvious reason would most likely be that they don't want everyone to know how they are talking shit about other artists.
>>11948784I'm not posting it because it's furry.
I wish I was never born
>>11948815>>11948821See. Like I was saying shit opinions.I still love you tough
>>11948826Link it, I enjoy furry art
>>11948810AJ is best ponyTF is best fetishSiP,WWU,HRE are best episodes from each seasonHank > DeanF-Zero GX > Wipe OutTNG and SG being the pinnacle of televised sci-fi
I haven't been banned in two weeks
>>11948831Get help, Jailbait
>right whale testicles weigh 500kg>1% of their body masswhich nature is your favoritest
>>11948847>says he is depressed one time>now every single person in the general who is depressed is jailbait
>>11948849I wish my nuts weighed 1% of my body weight
>>11948849Boars.They're super-charged pigs.
>>11948849horseshoe crabs are pretty cute
>>11948855Shut up Jailbait don't you see Jaillbait is depressed
>>11948859lé unfing anon face
>>11948859What I'd give to be that mare.
>>11948841>obeying the law
>>11948864>Any marine arthropod>Cute
>>11948849>you will never have 1.5 pound nuts
>>11948841I was just banned two nights ago
>>11948838>White business man with wife and kids
>>11948870some of them are
>>11948870Am I kawaii? Uguu~
>>11948859>The mares legs at the endunf
>>11948849Humans. Despite being hairless, unathletic apes, they managed to tell nature to fuck off, split the atom solely to find better ways to kill people, and then go to fucking space, solely out of will to do so. Humans are fucking awesome
>>11948810Fluttershy is best ponyGilda and Rover are tied for best secondaryBabs is best CMCSeason 2 is best seasonsecret is best fetishDC > Marvel
>>11948880>Sup bro, wanna cuddle?>By the way I'm a foot long, can pierce flesh, hit things hard enough to shatter glass and crack small bones, and have the most advanced eyes in the animal kingdom, meaning I never miss
>>11948826Then just link both.>>11948824They are not posting it because - surprise! - it may result in fact that their art far from superior and not even better than the art of person they were talking about.Fucking selfish hypocrites.
>>11948891HAHAHAI didn't see that coming at all
>>11948855If you were depressed and had a vagina people would be paying attention to you to, but you're just depressed, so nobody cares.
>>11948898and some of them are just awesome
>>11948898You forgot the part where they make a horrifying clicking sound any time they move.
>>11948870they're like bugs, except not tiny pussy-ass landlubbers that eat poop
I just stole your ponyYour move
FLUTTERSHY! I KNOW YOU ARE THERE! STOP POSTING ANIMALS AT THIS HOUR!
>>11948866>you will never be jailbait
>>11948915g-give her back
>>11948915Pony probably likes you better
>>11948914Oh they eat poop. They'll eat anything. Literally any organic matter they can find. Some of them like the mantis shrimp hunt, but they all eat crap. Most crabs and other bottom dwelling crustacean are like the cockroaches of the ocean. I dont know why anyone would eat such disgusting animals.
>>11948915I will find you and I will kill you.
>>11948902>jailbait>femaleAre you the same guy who kept going on about how PHN is a girl?
>>11948936Yes, same autist, ignore him.
>>11948923>>11948925Pony decided that they would rather have someone someone a bit more alpha>>11948933Come find me suckerI'm right behind you
>>11948941At least someone from the old days.
>>11948950>I'm gonna fuck this crab
>>11948950holy fuck those crab legs would be so fucking delivious
Guys, I can't stop masturbating. It's become a serious problem that is beginning to impede upon my family and friends.Which pony should I masturbate to?
>>11948945>Pony decided that they would rather have someone someone a bit more alphaSounds like everyone that knows me
>lobsters are technically immortal due to the way their cells regenerate>somewhere at the bottom of the ocean is an enormous thousands of years old lobster that feeds on all the carrion that sinks down
>>11948965Dude, just give up. PHN is a professional artist, it isn't hard to find out that he is male.
>>11948969Go funnel a pint of cocksmilk you douche. they know
>>11948972No anon. They still fall victim to telomere shortening, like every other living organism.
>>11948972don't get me started
>>11948898Hey mantis shrimp, eat shit.>I'm 2 inches long>My strike produces such a loud snapping sound that I rival whales for the loudest creature in the ocean>I kill with bubbles>The bubbles travel at 60mph and produces temperatures of over 4,700 °C, while the sun burns at 5,500 °C
>>11948998what's this shitare they still making DLC?
>>11948989>produces temperatures of over 4,700 °COh hey guess what bro mantis shrimp do this too.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonoluminescence
>>11948989>while the sun burns at 5,500 °Cat the surface maybe
>>11948969>You will never find happinessThis isn't an insultThis is just stating facts
>>11948972>it feeds on the giant squids and whales who have been to injured or died after a life of struggle>it absorbs their power and prowess
>>11949008> it hungers
>>11949004Yeah, but the pistol shrimp is 2 inches long
What con is happening?
>>11948627I can't stop laughing at that gif.
>>11949019what if it was as big as a mantis shrimp
>about to purchase a 180 dollar jacket for a cosplayPlease someone slap me
>>11949026WELL WHAT IS IT
>>11949005I've always found it interesting that the sun is actually cooler at the surface than on approach.
>>11949019>Mantis shrimp or stomatopods are marine crustaceans, the members of the order Stomatopoda. They may reach 30 centimetres (12 in) in length, in exceptional cases up to 38 cm (15 in) has been recorded
>>11949036my last cosplay's jacket cost me about $250
>>11949036I'll jab you with my right and give you a full on punch with my left.
>>11949041The point is that something 10~ inches smaller can rival its powerYour mantis shrimp is a chump, sorry bro
>>11949051>The point is that something 10~ inches smaller can rival its powerI make the same claims about my penis yet no one believes me
>>11949057>Negative penisAnon, that's a vagina
>>11949057I can believe the 10~ inches smaller part
>>11949051>Equally matched weapons>Pistol shrimp have shitty eye sight>Mantis shrimp have the most advanced eyes of any animalPistol shrimp doesnt stand a chance. Probably wont even see the mantis shrimp coming.
>>11949052http://www.amazon.com/Ramonti-Distressed-Aviator-Bomber-Jacket/dp/B009HKCNX6/ref=pd_sim_sbs_a_3It doesnt come with the douche unfortunately The only thing I've got an issue with is that no one would get who I am unless I dye my hair
>>11949067Carlos that isnt even a pun.
>>11949068Pistol shrimp has range on the chump shrimp
>>11949070You could get a faux leather bomber jacket for less, surely.
How can I become a pony?
>>11949068>mantis shrimp can see eleven billion colorswhoopde fucken dooliterally anything else would be more useful
>>11949076The issue is still there thoughI dont know how to make my outfit scream Soarin
>>11949085>One eye rotates 90° to function as a "lock on" mechanism so a mantis shrimp never misses
>>11949070are you going for what I think you're going for
>>11949075>Range>Mattering at all when the mantis shrimp is a hide-and-wait predator
>>11949068Humans can cause the extiction of both. We also don't even bother on evolution making us weapons, and instead make our own, including using mini-suns as a way to kill people.
>>11949088Get /fit/ and put on a bodytight suit
>>11949088Wonderbolts patches, goggles and some blue highlights.Maybe a pie.
>>11949093so is the pistol shrimp, though
I haven't seen any of my 'friends' for 3 months, today.Is it safe to assume that my social life is deadI guess I should devote the rest of my life to poneOnly thing I've got
>>11949088wear spandex. Maybe have a pie?
>>11949094fuck human I rather be shrimp
>>11949096>Wonderbolts patchesWhy didnt I think of that>blue highlightsIf you can recommend some temporary stuff I'd do itJob's a bitch about hair colour
>>11949094You can tell me how awesome humans are when you start seeing shrimp pull this shithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YecDHJw0NI
>>11949111Maybe you could use colored extensions if you can't get hold of a wig?
>>11949089>implying he'll get the opportunity to misseven if he can close the distance before the pistol shrimp can get a shot off, the shockwave from the bubble is likely even more intense at point blankpistol shrimp will wreck his ass and break it up into pretty little colored carapace plates to tile his bathroom with
>>11949094>don't even bother on evolution making us weaponsmotherfucker, thumbs are the greatest natural weapon in the animal kingdom
>>11949118>using greenHOLD THE FUCKING BEEF
>>11949118ITS S HIT LOL GET FUKD ROSS xDDDDDDDDDD EPIC DISS RITE GUYSActually I think its cute.
>>11949118I like it when you don't make her a mimeI like it a lot>>11949125Holy shit, what is your problem?
>>11949118If it wasn't for your butt-ugly faces that would almost not be bad.
>>11949123On their own? not really. Providing one example of killing a bear with bare hands, and I can provide thousands of bears killing humans with bare claws. Prehensile thumbs, and a large brain, did allow us to make our own claws, or our own fur, and allow us to make us survive in any climate or against any animal.
>>11949119Maybe? I dont know shit about hair extensionsIt also doesnt help that my hair is a dark colorI should probably ask /cgl/ or something
>>11949139What issues with the face are you having?
>>11949142It's two examplesAnd a human to kill a fucking grizzly bear is quite a feat, even if bears have killed more. It's like a mouse killing a cat.
>>11949123so he used a stickif I had a stick I could take on any number of bearssensationalized bullshit
>>11949156He used a stick to finish it after ending the threatand since it's MUCH, MUCH harder for a human to kill a bear than a bear kill a human, I'd say humans have a pretty high score
>>11949148It's all arguably "it's my style!". I don't like the base shape of it, I don't like how the hair continues the outer line of the face without any of it falling forward, I don't like the iris, the blush, the other blush, I don't like how the nose is barely defined with a line that's in essence _|_ or how the mouth is drawn.
Did crepe finish that hetero Fizzle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbPkG72y-mQI still have to laugh
>>11949171Who the fuck cares.He killed a bear. Fuck that shit. That ain't impressive because it means nothing. Come back when he invented something useful.
>>11949171if we're going to be that specific, he ended the threat by cutting off the blood flow to the bear's brain, something he could not have done without humanity's greatest weapon - knowledge, and the intellect to acquire it
>>11949187Why don't you come back when you invent something useful?Hell, why don't you come back when you do something like kill a bear with your own hands?
>>11949192Well that is true, but I doubt he would be alive today if he lost his thumbs in an accident.
>>11949194I invented the sippy cup
>>11949194I can kill one with a gun. Same fucking result. Hundreds of people kill hundreds of bears with guns. Again same fucking result. And again it means nothing. We aren't some dumbass uneducated cavemen for that to mean something. We live in the 21st century. And all of that is thanks to the fact that we are smart. Being smart has helped us much more than being strong.
>>11949118Damn. I thought your recent cleanup eant you were gone for good.
>>11949177If you don't like it based on how the face is stylized, that's fair. I'm glad your comment came across as being reasonable rather than equating a conscious, creative decision that adheres to principle as unskilled. I know DA and FurAffinity give everyone bad first impressions, but you know.
>>11949194I killed a bear with bear hands
>>11949216Well aren't you a sourpussI'm sure you'd tell the man that killed a grizzly bear with his hands all of that to his face, instead of typing it on your computer, in your room.
>>11949216>since humans are smart, you're not allowed to appreciate feats of strength and survivability
>>11949234in what situation would that be releventif he was some kind of jackass who acted like god emperor of mankind because he killed a bear maybebut why would you just up and say that otherwise
>>11949235Are you doubting me m8
>>11949241I don't know why you'd just say it otherwise. Why are you saying it?
>>11949234>implyingthe only advantage he had on the grizzly was anatomical knowledgehe didn't punch the bear dead like you have to do with people, anon has no reason to assume he couldn't take him in a fight
>>11949216Why not cooperate?
why are e talking about bears anyway
>>11949252because somebody brought it up
>>11949257Are you sure I can't assume that some anon wouldn't just keel over and pretend to be dead like you're taught?Because I'm pretty sure everyone in this thread would do that.
>>11949265I brought it up because someone called humans weak
>>11949262Someone brought it upJust like the shrimp and wasps before that
>>11949276I wish they had someone voice over his voiceruined that scene
>>11949273We are weak, but we're resourceful
>bear threadhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r09n6HPwVb4relevantalso this is pretty much how I imagine MLPG playing a mmo
Now I don't know whether or not I want to be a female bear or a mareprobably still want to be a mare
>>11949239I don't appreciate things that are completely useless. Show me a guy that invented a flashlight with a few rocks and sticks to signal someone so he can get saved and then yeah I'd respect him because holy shit he made a fucking flashlight with sticks and stones.Show me a guy who killed a bear with his bare hands and I'm not impressed since woptie doo the human race has been killing bears for thousands of years and sometime without even fighting them since they knew how to build traps.
>>11949273we are, though, compared to a lot of animals in natureI mean that guy who incapacitated a bear unarmed did an impressive thing but that's not something you could ever expect from someone
>>11949287shit forgot my image
>>11949290>humans have been killing bears with weapons for thousands of years>why would I appreciate one killing a bear with his hands?Also>implying you don't appreciate useless things like cartoons, movies, ponies, etc.Stop being a dumb fucking hypocrite just to argue, anon.
SoAny Camping/Hiking Sweetie requests? I'm thinking of doing something like weenie/marshmallow roasting, but other than that I got nothin
>>11949286>>11949296Stength doesn't specifically pertain to physical ability
>>11949307Fumbling with a tent, perhaps?
>>11949307Rarity twitching in horror because big spiders are on her while Sweetie looking at a small tiny cute spider and saying "aren't they cute sis?"
>>11949311the only physical aspect humans can excel at is endurancewe aren't particularly fast, durable or deadly without tools but given the proper training/lifestyle we can keep moving for daysI believe certain tribe's hunters hunt by letting their prey just get fucking tired of running and then killing them when they're easy to catch
>>11949300>implying it's the same thingYeah no
>>11949267what's the point of trying to predict what anon would dohe could be any kind of person, maybe he's weary of life and just waiting for some bears to try and fuck with him to break up the monotony of his life or give him an excuse to diemaybe that's what was going through that guy's head when he went to face the hulking beast, and it is his struggle and unexpected victory that gave him new vigor purpose in lifemaybe the bear was suicidial too and when he went to take it out on some people he saw a guy who confronted him, so he saw the opportunity to lose a fight on purpose so he could die a glorious battle-death and boost the confidence of some puny human so that even if his life would be forever in vain, his death would not
>>11949337Yeah, the things you enjoy are probably twice as useless as being able to kill a bear with your hands.Get fucked
>>11949307Skinny dipping under the waterfall
>>11949338Either way, he's probably wanting to sit back and crack open a bear right about now.
>>11949342>enjoying a cartoon or movie>same thing as being impressed with somethingAgain, yeah no
>>11949357Those examples don't represent the average human tough.
Give me the courage to kill myself
>>11949355So you've never been impressed with anything that didn't benefit humanity?
>>11949366>Implying the average human can outrun most animalsthose things are things you train for
>>11949372Did you like the new episode over the weekend
>>11949372Start a topic instead of complaining
>>11949368Let's do it together
>>11949366To be fair many people are in a sense 'domesticated'.
>>11949368donate all your money to the little witch academia kickstarter before you do it
>>11949409Not true.Everyone is
>>11949368Your parents don't love youNo-one has ever loved youYou're going to die aloneYou're a failure
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>>11949422i'm gonna fap anyway
>>11949368I cried already due to moth pones.
>>11949318It's a nice idea. I'll hold onto it.>>11949326Currently in the process of redesigning Rarity for S4, so this one's not happening soon.>>11949346I have a clear idea of how this one would work, but it's still probably too risque. She's see in black silhouette under the falls, with the exception of her eyes. Rarity would have scoffed and said "Skinny dipping... you're not so skinny!"I'll go with my original idea of roasted marshmallows.
http://i.imgur.com/uqXb1YL.jpg_____________made you look again_____________
>>11949439is this shopped? I don't remember it having that gross brown shit
somehow mlpg has made me more aware of my testicles
>>11949441>someone bought this
>>11949441>vileShe just wanted to make a joke, Anon...
>>11949452You've gone flat.
>spaghetti-dropping gay Fizzle is now a thing in /mlp/
>>11949452I-I'm trying to lose weight
>>11949452Never really was into you
>>11949459but she's clearly fizzing from all the foam near the top of her head
>>11949461KLONDIKE DOES IT AGAIN
>>11949461It's a damn shame it didn't take off hereguess I'll finally go to /mlp/ for something besides more butts
>>11949461Batponies are /mlp/s flavor of the month, too.
>Get to Equestria>All the ponies are taken>None of them want to be your friend
>>11949474>more batpony artyes good>>11949473I used to go for the tf general but they moved to mlpchan
>>11949472>>11949484WHATEVER HE HANDS TOUCHES IT BRINGS RUINQUICKLY SOMEONE CUT THEM BEFORE IT'S TO LATE
>>11949485You can have more than one friend. Do you even know how friendship works?
>>11949489I tried checking out the Oedipus threads but they were completely shitty
>>11949491>Do you even know how friendship works
>>11949498Piss off, Roogna
>>11949498Piss on, Roogna
>>11949499>not knowing how friendship works
I went to /mlp/ and tried to find the Fizzle threadit's like /b/ out there I don't want to look anymore
>>11949511Piss on Roogna
>>11949511Anon pleaseDont get me all hot and bothered before bed
>>11949518pinkie what's with that lookpinkie what are you going to do with that rainbow butt
>>11949519It's integrated within"homolust general"or something. They have an anon artist who draws fizzle, but it's all up on derpibooru anyway
What happened to rediv? Her blog is gone.
>>11949498Lyra's horn looks so big without the mane in the way
>>11949547she ate it
>>11949541I'm going to motorboat it and nobody can stop me
>>11949542It looks like the ones with him masturbating are gone
>>11949547It's just password protected.
>Jessy's never seen the oceanwhu
>>11949518I don't have friends.Any pony wouldn't like me anyway.I can tell they're judging while staring me down with those warm and cute eyes of theirs. They can smell my loneliness, they'd choose better anons.Pony isn't always forgiving.
>>11949567It's more common than you'd thinkmost of the U.S. is landlocked
>>11949562https://derpiboo.ru/365722You might want to enable the explicit tag on derpibooru
>>11949572She's not from the U.S.
>>11949572Wasn't she Canadian?
>>11949572I read that an overwhelming majority of American citizens don't have a passport. Is that true? What do you do for vacations? How do you get to take in other cultures and languages and see things that aren't like what you get at home when you're just going a few states over?
>>11949580I have it enabledit just signed me out, I guess. Braeburned's pic came up though
>>11949581>>11949587Ohwell is it weird for wherever she's from?>>11949588The same way you do, pal.
>>11949598I go to other countries because I have a passport.
>>11949567She also said that she has never left her home province, which is understandable, since in Canada that would basically be death march through a frozen wasteland having to fight bears and kill Reindeer to survive.
>>11949602Well, other countries come here. The U.S. is called a melting pot for a reason.Also I have a passport
>>11949589Why does this asshole have to ruin everything?
>>11949603I'm sure public transportation exists in canada anon
>>11949612Dogsleds can't take more than one additional passenger though.
>>11949608That's not the same as immersing yourself in a different culture. At that point it's more like a mix between cultures like mexico
>>11949619Well, I know where I went to high school, everyone bragged all the time about leaving the country during breaks too. I'm pretty sure it's a misconception that the U.S. doesn't get out much. I will admit that I'm clueless as fuck though and don't really care.
>>11949611That was a very old picture, and Brae's quite chill.
I want to cosplay for Bronycon. Should I do Braeburn or Bubble Berry?
>>11949645If you want to get confused for an OC, do Bubble Berryif you want to get confused for a homosexual, do Braeburn
>>11949627It's not a misconception, it depends on each area. There are lots of people here that have never left the state and wouldn't dream of doing so.
>>11949653But I am a homosexual, Anon.
>>11949658Well then changed "confused for a" to "noticed as a"
>>11949659but cosplay is fun
>We'll never get more properly drawn TF art>We'll never get more properly drawn hoofjob/footjob art>We'll never get more hypnosis art and Snakity still isn't finishAnd on top of that 40% led belly was a mediocre episode
>>11949658Go as Fizzle
>>11949666>We'll never get more properly drawn hoofjob/footjob artfuck hoofjobs
>>11949659Uh, that was a typo.Oddly fitting though.compensating floantap
>>11949668Braeburn is superior gay pony
>>11949672*captcha: compensating floantap
>>11949674And Fizzle is superior gay dragon
>>11949665Your costume is either so shitty it's hilarious or it's god-tier glorious.There is no middle ground.
>>11949682There is the "It's alright" middle ground where the cosplayer has a lot of fun in the process as well
>>11949671>Not wanting a hoof job>Not wanting a hoof job from recently transformed and hypnotized anon
>>11949701I'll... I'll stick with feet
>>11949682Last time I cosplayed I only saw people cosplaying from the same thing after I had gone back to the hotel and changed back into my normal clothes for the eveningafter the weekend I found out there was a big group that I didn't know about that did a themed video shootit kind of irritated me down to the core in a way that I've never felt before
>>11949705>Not wanting to join Twily's mare services.>Not wanting to have diamond dogs mount you>Not wanting pegasus to have some aerial fun with youIt's like you don't even want to go to Equestria
>>11949727>Not wanting to have some diamond dogs mount younow who said that?
>>11949727But anon all I want is for pony to realize she's here for my pleasure, not her own.
>>11949744>not getting off to servicing other people
which oc wud u hug
>>11949727I want to service all the diamond dogs
>>11949777the smelly mare
>>11949777marker and/or gloomy
>>11949777The fat one.
>>11949777Marker and moth.
>>11949777Only one choice ever>those armsthey're made for hugs
>>11949839YesEverybody, go home.
Do you think pony has ever walked in on their parents fucking?
>>11949777>tfw she's dead>tfw tess is also pony ded and hat us
>>11949876>hobo pony>not a she
>>11949876Hobo pony is a girl
>>11949777wallflower or whatever the fuck that filly's name is
>>11949897Would you give his 8" a hug with your mouth?
>>11949858They're made for holding your hips while she gives you the tongue, you dumb slutty mare.
>>11949924But Sad Sack is a pony which means that he would be substantially larger.Yes regardless
>>11949777palette and renne
Pony made you breakfast.
>>11949936He should be 10.5" proportionally
>>11949974'Sup, Red. You okay?
>>11949974Draw Renne pls.I'm surprised there's no porn yet.
>>11949950I would hug any of thoseor all of them
daily reminder that you will never go to Mars
>>11949981What I never got about this pic is why are they wrecking Twilight's kitchen and not Rarity / Applejack's kitchen?
>>11950003>You'll never feel Saffron's tongue in you>Saffron will never sit on you
>>11949994yeah im fine right now thank you>>11950012i have before!!
>>11950044would you like me to remind you of some other things you'll never do?
>>11950055because their kitchens were already fucked due to their shenanigans
>>11950039Statistically I've got like 60 years leftWho knows what'll happen, we might have space elevators by then and space-trams to Mars
>>11950058porfis... lo necesito
I haven't ponied in a while
>>11950080at least you're ponying now
>>11950080pone responsibly>>11950076SIT ON ME
>>11950080i haven't watched an episode since the day after MMC aired because MMC completely killed my enthusiasm for the actual show
>>11950087what is the legal limit of pone
>>11950095I still havent seen the last couple episodes of s3I'm sure that will change soon
>>11950039>wanting to go to Southern California, the planet
>>11950103what's your excuse
>>11950064let me do that for you:>you will never make sweet, passionate love to pony>you will never have a qt 3.14 ponimouto who unconditionally loves you to cuddle, play vidya with, pony with, dump your emotional baggage on, and maybe get high with sexually, nor will she will never call you her anonii-chan>you will never be a little girl who really, really, REALLY loves her little pony>you will never be aforementioned pony>you will never marry your waifu when the both of you are young and spend your youth nonsexually cuddling, eventually becoming more and more sexual after puberty hits>you will never kiss a pony>you will never be a little girl who gets to feel like a princess sexually>you will never be a pony>you will never be lovedetc. etc.
>>11950099Just don't pone in excess.
>SB posted it on the subI KNEW IT
>>11950108Lack of interestBut it's an across the board kind of thing right nowCan't even bring myself to play vydia these days
>>11950058>Saffron will never sit on you and finger you while you rim her>You'll never give Saffron a rusty ventureI want to be Renne
>>11950105Mars for comparison
>>11950118>depressionfagsget counseling pls, it might help
>>11950125Too expensiveI'll just go insane and take up a hobby
Should I finish AJ auditioning for porn or Futashy getting a happy ending at the spa while Rarity watches?
>>11950145I'm in the mood for dicksdo the futashy one
>>11950119>a rusty ventureThat's a gay sex act, Anon
>>11950145GIVE RARITY A DICK TOOand make her a dog
>>11950140Drinking is a hobby.Maybe we can be alcoholics together Anon.
>>11950158Shhh, don't out him as a virgin anon.
>>11950161Too young for that
>>11950161No it's not.It's an escape from your real problems.
So how was your therapy this week? Did you take those pills like you were supposed to?
>>11950161>tfw no money for booze>tfw can't legally buy alcohol
>>11950158Wrong. A Rusty Venture is a straight move. It's when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can. And then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick. So, right when your about to get off you take it out and you blow shit on her back. That's the Rusty part. The Venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.
>>11950172>taking the man's meds
>>11950160Sorry, but it's a sequel to another story I wrote. Part of the point is that Rarity never fucks Fluttershy.
>>11950172Therapy is for people who have potential.It would be wasted on me. I am a failure.
>>11950166>>11950174nothing like coming to mlpg in the morning and feeling like an old man
>>11950189Everyone has potential, that's the whole pony of the therapy
>>11950192What're you doing watching cartoons, old man?
>>11950192I'm only 19 anon, how old are you granpa
>>11950194>ponyWhich pony visits the therapist the most?What drugs does she get prescribed?
>>11950203Fluttershy's on anti-anxiety meds so she can function in public
>>11950203ScrewballAll of them
>>11950201I've been asking myself that the last 2 years>>1195020221
>>11950183What happen to the other things you were writingALSO HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ALIVE AGAIN
Are Lotus and Aloe distinct at all according to the fandom? Is there any way I should distinguish them during sex?
>>11950174>tfw a fifth costs $30One day I'm gonna buy a still
>>11950228No differences between them, but you can take liberties
>>11950178A rusty venture is when you jack off so hard that your dick gets red and sore.
>>11950233All of the options sound terrible.>you will never give Saffron an Action Johnny
>>11950241I dont know how I feel about this
>>11950241You have to admit that he's gotten better
>>11950246That's a gay act too.It's when you let a guy fuck you in the ass, coldcock him right before he comes, steal his wallet, then use the money to buy dope.
>>11950241Of course sluthorse gets all the mess.
>>11950259stop reading the lowest result on urban dictionary you fag
>>11950274Did that hurt anon
>>11950274I wish I could kill you by making you choke on your keyboard
>>11950287What's wrong pone
>>11950274have you ever wanted to wring someone's neck over the internet
>>11950292You know what I'm talking about.I can't post it here.
>>11950258I saw it and thought the same. They look less flat.
>>11950241I like how casual this islike they're just hanging out
>>11950306You can't post it here, because nobody can.I don't even have to go to the sub to see through your lie.
One more question: I'm having trouble deciding how Rarity gets laid in the porn studio story. A large part of the draw is that it's all very professional, no backstage orgies or anything. As the director, who does she get laid with?
>>11950246>not giving Saffron a tight hug
>>11950306I don't see anything new in his art thread or on unf. please direct me
>>11950330inb4 "he posted it, but deleted it. i haven't saved it, but it was there"
>>11950326Twilight.She gets to make the sun goddess's personal student who is also a princess her bitch
Wait, I think I found a loopholeLK said that he wouldn't draw anymore fat Renne or SaffronHe didn't say he wouldn't draw any SaffRenne facesitting
>>11950327I'd give her a tight hug, in return for a tight hug involving her sphincter wrapping around my cock
>>11950348Yeah. That means he's now obliged to draw it.
>>11950326Make is someone young who doesn't know what he's supposed to be doing. She just shows him, gives him the best lay of his life and then says to the spent colt: OK, let's do this again. Could work with a hapless mare too, if that's what you're after, haven't been paying too much attention