Cute dragons edition.Old, ugly dragon: >>11933608
>>11939364Reminder that there needs to be more homolove with that dragon.
>>11939364Female dragons when?
When I learn to draw, I'm going to make a gay buffalo oc.You'll all love him.
>>11939364YOU'RE FUCKING LATE, YOU STUPID HORSE.
I would hug that dragonand rub his back a little
Dragons are gay, I'd rather pony
Here is a sleeping dragon.
>>11939394Yeah, it's time for satisfied dragons.
>>11939395SUREGOOD COVER
>>11939395>So insecure in his sexuality that he surrounds himself with womenyes, this is what I ordered
>>11939395Like I said, Creepy Curse doesn't do gay.
>>11939395them dragonesses
in b4 they're just traps.
>>11939394GRONK
>>11939415based cc
Crackle bess dragon
Hola, how is everyone doing?any news on season 4?
>>11939435It's in production.
>>11939409That's an odd-looking dragon there. It almost resembles a pony.
Why did it suddenly get so gay in here?
>>11939435Yes, season 4 will have ponies.
>>11939405>Dragons are gay>I'd rather pony
>>11939453>suddenly
Guys, I have an idea.Let's take a character, and make them gay.
>>11939435All the mane 6 are turning into alicornsThey're all getting love interestsEpisodes are 22 minutes of ponies silently standing and looking at the camera.
>>11939461>>11939464>>11939465
>>11939470SIBSY'S OC, LET'S MAKE HER FUTA AND GAY
>>11939453It's not.Fags are just ridiculously vocal.
>>11939435100% Equestria Girls
>>11939443>human fizzle.png
>>11939453
>>11939461>>11939464>>11939465heh heh heh mlpg what are you doing
>>11939448It's a trick of the light.
Reminder that gayfags are destroying these threads.
>>11939476this would not surprise me one bit
>>11939476only one of these is false
>>11939501Have you seen EqG already?
>>11939461>>11939464>>11939465pls
>>11939495But it's what the OR wanted.Don't take a request if you won't fulfill it.
>>11939494>>11939494Now I just want to hear the mane 6 talking about penises.
>>11939470Hey, it's not like they were straight before. It's not like the straight artists were drawing this dragon straight before people started drawing him gay. They took a character with a totally blank slate, and made them gay. My question is: Why don't the straight artists do that, huh?Why don't they?
>>11939499AppleDan, go home.
>all this gay>no mention of best lesbeans
Reminder that sexual attraction isn't based solely on genitalia, and liking futa doesn't make you gay.
>>11939535Well, feel free to post Rose and Lily any time, then.
GRONK
>>11939519>none of them know what one looks like
>>11939521People do that all the time.It's just that gay gets pushed way harder. Yes, I know.
>>11939535>tfw no lesbean porn of them yet
>>11939519Finding dirty mags
>>11939545reminder that this is bullshit, and masturbating to futa can actually turn you gay
>>11939511haven't seen it. unfortunately no time in my schedule. Heard it was ok all things considered.but in all seriousness, no news on next season?
>>11939545
>>11939545Most euphoric post of the day awatd
>>11939416I like the Pinkie and Rarity dragons.They are 2 cute.
Well this thread is off to a good start.
>>11939565wherewhere's the rest of pinkie
>>11939569It was alright, typical girly movie.And no, unfortunately nothing yet, bro.
>>11939564People wanted him gay. No one wanted him "flamboyantly" gay. Gay isn't synanymous with flamboyant, CC, shame.
Here's your stupid princess.
>>11939535Renne is not for shippingYou gotta use another character instead.
>>11939589whoa, that's pretty rad
>>11939535>you will never be the meat in a delicious Renne and Saffron sandwich
>>11939589YESluna next?
I'm satisfied with literally nothing that I draw but yet I keep doing it. Why.
>>11939584
>>11939604Like who?
>>11939589Well that sure is an interesting anatomy!
>>11939589noice
>>11939615how many times will i ask myself, why?how many times will i cry
>>11939565I was about to criticise Fluttershy for not joining in on this, but then I realized that I too am too insecure in my own sexuality to consider doing anything like this. :C
>>11939565>You will never read a pornographic magazine with the CMC >You will never answer their questions truthfully because they are intelligent young mares and should n't have things sugarcoated.
>>11939395Stop deleting your shit you fuck
>>11939615I do it for the hundreds of new notes I get.
>>11939604>not for shippingWe said we loved her, manAnd the kissand the sharing of scarves
>>11939629You don't understand that Fluttershy is in that magazineAnd Angel is the Centerfold
>>11939589Wow, pretty cool, Dala.
>>11939647>Mrs
>>11939489xINFINITY
>>11939589Those wings are amazing
>>11939649GOD FUCKING DAMNITFUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>11939663I was being sarcastic.
>>11939665
>>11939638
>>11939649
>>11939683Angel no stop
shots fired
>>11939647>Saffron is always shown wearing a Gryffindor scarf>LK's new tumblr icon is Saffron>LK is going to wear a Gryffindor scarf at BronyconGuys... i-is LK Saffron?Have we been falling for him the entire quest?
>>11939720epic, truly epic
>>11939685Too bad the only dragon for me is Coreydragon.
>>11939630I wonder what Pinkie is looking at.
>>11939742Best dragon.This one's pretty okay too
>>11939742Holy fuck that face is weird.
>>11939720MIND=BLOWN
Your favorite pony keeps their ketchup in the refrigerator.
>>11939720>tfw you will never boop LK's paw
>>11939766Good?
>>11939766I hate watery ketchup
>>11939766I see nothing notable about this
>>11939772Oh great, now you think everyone who's gay eats dicks. Shame.
>>11939772WhoaCalm your phobia
>>11939630That looks like one of those teenager mags...>>11939751Probably some colt band.Or you know, food.
>>11939772>tfw CC was forced to eat dicks
>>11939757Spike is a shit
>>11939766Okay?
I SMOKE A LOTTA WEED
You knownothing ever implied that he's talking to a guy.Guys call girls dudes all the time you know.
>>11939837That's not what I said at all. You're getting awfully defensive here.
>>11939766Cheerilee you tard, put that shit in the cupboard where it belongs.
>>11939800>He doesn't know that gays eat dicks.Dicks are like brains to them and they are flamboyant zombies with impeccable fashion.
>>11939841gimmie some
>>11939811No Krabb, you are the a shit.
>>11939844>but not in a gay wayit's pretty hard to take a bath with a woman in a gay way, anon
>>11939837Oh, no, I'm sure you have plenty of gay friends.
>>11939837Wait a second, are we being serious.
>>11939837BREAKING NEWS:Creepy Curse is wise to the gay agenda and wants it destroyed!More at 11!
>>11939865>not knowing scalie things change genders>implying he's not incredibly nervous because he's trying to get over the girl he really likes becoming a guy.>implying he's not trying to get some head without making his girl/guy think he's gay
>>11939896Thats what it looks like Anonymous is saying.
>>11939896THIS IS SUPER SERIOUSTHIS GUY ON THE INTERNET ISN'T DRAWING WHAT WE LIKE
>>11939364>just get home>see topichahand here I was, thinking "NEW DRAGON WHERE" all day.
aw geeze here comes the waterworks
>>11939920HOW DARE HE.I SAY WE ALL HATE HIM FOR NO REASON!
>>11939928I GOT A DRAGON OR TWO FOR YOU PINK JEW ITS TRUE
>>11939916>change gendersThat's not how cloacae work.
>>11939949Shut the fuck up I'm trying to dodge the fact that I was wrong
>>11939948I wouldn't watch it
>>11939940
Someone called for faggotry?
Bat Pony Pickup lines, go.
today has not been fun
>>11939962I'd watch them fuck
>>11939916
>>11939985Perhaps if you didn't hate gays so much you would feel better.
>>11939989But those are baby dragons!
>>11939985Ya gotta get better at knowing what to respond to and how, dude.
>>11939985ITS YOUR FAULT FOR TAKING A REQUEST AND MAKING IT SOMETHING THAT ISNT CANON IN MY FANON
>>11939985We're only funnin yaNow git back up, dust ya self off, and draw any orientation of dragon ya want.
>>11940002this cutie
>>11939982Wait, is this pick up lines for a batpony, or to use on one? Because I just thought of one that could go either way, kinda
>>11940003I dunno, lynching gays sounds pretty fun
>>11939982>implying their culture has pickup linesIf they see someone they want, they take them by force without warning.
>>11940031Shut up, straightfag, you're outnumbered
>>11939865unless
>>11940031I know right!Half the time they have a scarf so it's like they do most of the work for you.
>>11940030Batpone to use on your
>>11940024where are her wings
>>11939948how come that one has band-aid eyebrows?
>>11940047That's still gay
>>11939982Hey baby, you suck.
>>11940047I don't see a difference.
>>11940076Eyelashes I guess.
And now we're gonna talk about Sweetie Belle and why she is so cute and not a slut like her sister
>>11939981I'm surprised we're 50 images deep in a gay dragon thread before he was brought up.I guess season 1 really has faded from our collective memory...
>>11939982>>11939982http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3-VCuepooELiterally crawling in bat ponies.
>>11940056Right here.
>>11940096awesome
>>11939461
>>11940063Yes, but it would be two girls instead of two guys.
>>11939982Bite me.
>>11940087Applebloom you say?
>>11940113>>11940119you feeling okay apple bloom?
>>11940089He's a sea serpent, not a dragon. Learn the difference.
>>11940119NopeJust little marshmallow pony
>>11940138I have seen things.
>>11940113>"Your powers are inferior to mine, Applebloom! You don't even have a cool cape!
>>11940153A-Applebloom?
>>11939985I made the request and I'm happy with the resultDon't know why a bunch of anons got their panties in a twist
who is that artist making new fizzle pictures on derpibooruhe just uploaded a new one
>>11940172>no ending quotation marksSweetie Belle please
>>11940087I want to see Sweetie Belle try be like her sister and try to sweet talk a colt into doing something for her and fail miserably at it
>>11940182Applebloom!
>>11940209
>>11940214Tess did something like that.
>>11940203Because chasing away contributors is MLPG's number one priority.
>>11940222I just noticed that stray line under her bangs. What's with that?
>>11940002Remember how in Jurassic park the scientist found out that the dinosaurs could still make babies despite them all being female because one or a few swapped genders for their species to strive.Nature found a way?WERE ARE TRYING TO SAVE FIZZLE , ROSE. WORK WITH US
>>11940209>"I am defeated! Watch yourself mortal. In the end, none can resist the cape!"
Now pickup lines a bat pony would use
>>11940251an eyelash I think.
Fwitters!
>>11940214>Sweetie tries to sweet talk Rumble into giving her his sandwich>she poofs up her mane, sticks her chest outm and struts over to him>she opens her mouth>nothing but squeaking>she still gets the sandwich
>>11940251Her eyebrow. Dingus.
>>11940266I'm going to drop you if you don't stop screaming.
>>11940266I thought we just did those, I'm so confused
>>11940266http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo_tpiBlYqI
>>11940278
>>11940266>>11940266http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo_tpiBlYqI
>>11940278I'll dingus you.
>>11940277Fuck you I'm saving this sandwich for my gf. She's prettier than you, anyway.
>>11940287>you will never rinse pone's insides with your seed
>>11940331
>>11940337>"what does she have that I don't have!?"
I want to do things to Derpy.
I'm going to marry Applejack!
>>11940221APPLEBLOOMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH8eRff9DCs
>>11940370Can I come to your wedding?
>>11940368What sort of things? Do you want to go dancing with Derpy?
>>11940370I'm going to marry Twilight.Can we come to your wedding?
>>11940359
>>11940404I wouldn'tShe'd likely embarrass us both
>>11940408Good luck getting Brad out of the way first.
>>11940366What the fuck is wrong with Pinkie Pie
>>11940404Yes. and hug her.If shes ok with it.
>>11940430Nice dog house
>>11940408You're marrying Twilight, too?
Your waifu just ate a century egg and wants to make out.
>>11940366She lets me hold her hoof whenever I want and sometimes even hug her. You need to start putting out girl.
>>11940448How rude!I doubt you're going to get Derpy to do anything with you with that kind of attitude.
>>11940339>you will never leave her bloated and drooling from both ends
>>11940459I'm the only one marrying her anon.
>>11940473>implying consent
>>11940468>"but Rarity says if you hug me i'll get foal pregnant"
>>11940497No! It is Zoidberg who is marrying the purple sparkle princess!
would you let big macintosh "hoof" you?
hello
>>11940518That can't really happen right?Oh jeez.
>>11940535I'm not following
>>11940539sup
>>11940535Hot anal hoofing?
>>11940518That's why you cover your head in a plastic bag first. It's basic safe-hugging.
>>11940535shininf armor pls pls
The next post is an honorary Wonderbolt.
>>11940510What do you mean? Derpy doesn't have to do anything she doesn't want to with you!
penis
>>11940535It behooves me to say no.I would hoof him though. Doubly sexually.
>>11940551|v>>11940554Yes
>>11940564>>11940570
>>11940564>>11940570>derpy wonderbolt
>>11940535
>>11940539
>>11940587don't do it Dash, you have so much to live for
>>11940542Rumble has a tiny face.
allnightlong
>>11940607yeah well you have a tiny penis
>>11940570>>11940564WHAT HAVE I DONE
>>11940570Actually, she does.
>>11940616 to get lucky
>>11940616Ruby Rap plshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK8ednS0skQ
>>11940630So you're saying I'd be a perfect fit?
>>11940630whoa how did you get that? I dont even remember posting it.
>>11940630that's a poor smile
>>11940542It can and it will Rumble, you must always practice cuddling (>>11940560)
>>11940654I don't even know anymore
>>11940630Rumble did you forget what a smile looks like again
>>11940632I don't get it. What are you going to try and do with Derpy, and how are you going to get her to do it if she doesn't like how you're so rude?
>tfw pinkie decided to stop showering.
>>11940685Is that pony a heavy sleeper?
>>11940685sleepy pone pls wake up
>>11940689>tfw I'd probably clean her orally
EVERYBODY GET UP IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW
>>11940673somebody took the mouth and flipped it for some reason.
>>11940709She'll never wake up. She had a stroke and is in a coma.
>>11940736Holy shit.When did you become a unicorn?
>>11940721ALL IN ONE DAY YOU GOT TO TAKE IT PLAY PLAY AND ONCE YOU'RE ON THE ROAD YOU CAN NEVER GO ASTRAYYOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM DRINKYOU CAN GIVE A MAN SOME KNOWLEDGE BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM THINK
>>11940721YeahNaked truth lies only if you realizeAppearing in nobody's eyes till they sterilizeStop the guerrilla warfare to keep it fairBro change your rage to a smarter greater ´causeYou know the stake is high stardom is nearThose who sympathized you die killers pass you byDo not waste your time in hating flirting guysUse your might to AIs do justice to them all
>>11940721NANANANANAHE-EEEY-EEEY OH
>>11940759I still dont get this.
>>11940721Bon Bon pls
>>11940721Its time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1UuEHmxG0U
>>11940777It's not that hard, anon.
>>11940756Alicorn.
>>11940679I am going to hape that pony.
>>11940759I didn't order this.Look, I wrote it down explicitly: "Bolivian jumping squash".God you have the worst service.
>>11940777It's part of a penis and it somewhat resembles a pear.
>>11940783YepThought that was a diaper...
>>11940801Sorry man.The best I got is that pear and this bean.
http://i.imgur.com/Trj1cA2.png
>>11940812I assumed it was part of genitals. I wanna know exactly why it's a joke/what it's from though.
>>11940794That's even worse!At least you have an excuse to talk to Applebloom now. She's a nice filly. You two should totally get married!
>>11940825inb4 apldan
>>11940800>hapeHape? HAPE!?AAAAAAAH EVERYBODY! HE'S GOING TO... hape Derpy?What does "hape" mean? I'm even more confused now.
>>11940825anthro/10
>>11940825>mrs.harswhinnysuch an unf pony.
>>11940844
>>11940825Harshwhinny isn't for sexual. Or anthro.
>>11940817I BET YOUR ORANGES DON'T EVEN SQUISHMAY YOUR PONES NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU
>>11940825She's bending back kind of far
I'll harsh your whinny~
>>11940858Fleshy tailbits are always so lewd.
>>11940858Only because she's so motherly motherly motherly
>>11940883You mean docks?
Do you remember the first time you masturbated to pony?
>>11940883docks, anon. At least use proper lewd terminology
Hi Rainbow Dash!
>>11940871I don't think Derpy'd like that if you'd just called her clumsy like that. Even if she is, a little bit.
>>11940883Docks are not lewd, they are a very natural part of the pony.
>>11940903>>11940899I wasn't sure - for a moment I thought that referred to tailed trimmed down to just the dock.
>>11940890LOVE EACH OTHER, LOVE EACH OTHERLOVE EACH OTHER, LOVE EACH OTHERSING WITH ME RESHIRAM!
Would pony make a good Judge?
>>11940903...What's the proper terminology for the "medial ring" again?I know it has some sort of actual name to it.
>>11940899>>11940932
>>11940872Nigga, you aren't for sexual.>>11940858I agree
>>11940905
YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF
When did docks become a thing with bronies anyway?
Harshwhinny: Meek after beast-cock pacified.http://i.imgur.com/wxl9g5G.jpg
>>11940939>Ah am thlawthat's the worst written accent i've ever heard
>>11940902Yes, I remember the exact picture because of how bad it was. In retrospect I wonder how I even managed.
>>11940960>durl
>>11940960You wanna go hang out?
>>11940975>that image I dont get it
>>11940975Are you saying you wouldn't want her to offer you some ahpples?
>>11941000Do you even DYEWTS the show?
>>11941000It's another image with a terrible written out accentAlso it's an addendum to the ending of WWU, get your act together anon
>>11941000Watch Winter Wrap Up.
>>11940975http://www.fimfiction.net/story/92693/1/applejack-becomes-a-princess/in-which-applejack-becomes-a-princessScroll to a random section with dialog.
>>11941011ah dunnoh
>>11940992
>>11941041>"Zop boop jim-bob apples." Applejack said, and grinned.
>>11941041
>>11941067Is that a yes?Come on I rented Top Gun and made popped corn
>>11941072>flash sentry has a sister
where do I find the most pony based RP?
>>11941067Do you wanna go have sex?
>>11941116/unf/
Which pony can't
>>11941116What kind of roleplaying? Autism or erotic?If it's the latter we can do it right here. I put on my robe and wizard hat
>>11941137who else but Fluttershy
>>11941104
>>11941149Fuck off to the dedhorse or /unf/it doesn't belong here.
>>11941108I used to finger my sister all the time.She'd probably still be up for it, too.
>>11940974what is even happening in this image
>>11941149I dispel my illusion, revealing the sickly form of a wandering magician."BROTHER! IT'S NOT OVER YET!"
>>11941137
>somewhat in love with Corey Dragonbut i'm not a furrywhat is happening to me
Good evening fellows.How are the pony levels today?
>>11941162>Fluttershy can't stop being the building, she just can't.
>>11941044Ahre ya'll shore ya don't wahnt no ahpples?
>>11941177unf
>>11941182NICE THUMBNAIL
>>11941182hue
>>11941165Oh okay great. Listen if I touch your butt it's okay, I just get handsy during movies.
>>11941182I don't understand
>>11941183You went furry the first time you loved pone.I'm so sorry anon.
>>11941075its like im really watching the show
>>11941188Pony levels are low.
>>11941182>>11941181>>11941183
>>11941182nice drink?
>>11941179Lotte is really cuteI like to pretend she's a trap
>>11941188Why, they're The Shadow... it's close now...
>>11941180I too dispel my illusion too, revealing that I and a stunning Japanese pony with 4 swords. "Brother, I have changed my name to Bakawatashiwanomukurasakimakijunijufugorosamachan to reflect my fall to darkness and angst!"
>>11941188D-did you ever get a response to andrewandwifey.jpg?
>>11941234That's gross.
>>11941188AbysmalSo business as usual.
>>11941180>>11941248I cast a level 9 transformation spell on you both.You are now both bat pony fillies.
>>11941264hey nowwe talked about the show a lot todayi mean we rehashed the same old shit but it was still nice
>>11941183It's called being a scaley. It's different and superior to furfaggotry. Let me ease you into the transition.
>>11941203Don't know whatcha talking about.
>>11941215>>11941264Can we do something to raise them up?>>11941237Alexander pls, why is your game so scary?>>11941252Not yet, and I don't think I'll get one.
>>11941205That's a good way to get punched, anon
>>11941201She wouldn't let me stick it in,only hotdogging.She DID like the feeling of my cum on her back, though.
>>11941291What in THE fuck?
>>11941298But she's just a soft blue ponyWhat is she gonna do, buck me?
RUN BOY RUN
>>11941266I stand against and start to fellate myself with my leathery wings.
>>11941248The appearance of such a tits-up concept shocks and confuses me. "You were always a faggot like that, Frank." I spit at the ground, the rotgut left over burning a hole in the ground.Then I pull out a gun.
>>11941259But she's such a qt with that short hair and thin body
>>11941296Lyra and that stallion seem dismayed but that mare in the back (Carrot Top?) is happy.
>>11941291
>>11941271http://equestria-prevails.deviantart.com/art/Midnight-Blossom-Cloud-Skipper-351388298
>>11941291>that thumbnailEVERY FUCKING TIME.
>>11941264I would let AJ do that to me. Bonus if theres a pony nearby that sounds like that fat WWF announcer guy makin comments.
>>11941296Draw more of this pone she is cute and juicy.
>>11941271>deletedcosmo pls
>>11941341What ever happened to this show anyways
>>11941327
>>11941345thank you
>>11941366Kickstarter this week to fund it.
>>11941300
>>11941264RULES OF NATURE
>>11941366It wasn't a show, it was just an animation test
>>11941367I really need to remake that image, now that I have the itunes rip.
>>11941367How is Twilight standing on Applejack's tail?
>>11941205
>>11941366Kickstarter is coming soon supposedlyThey could easily fund it themselves. But why bother if other people will pay for it
fnu
>>11941360What did he post?
ypno
>>11941222LOOK HARDER>>11941180>>11941184
So any useful info come out of EverFreeNW
>>11941393Dash please calm downI won't touch your buttWell maybe just onceOne little touchAnd a squeeze
>>11941402>CC will never get over his crippling phobia and draw gay images
>>11941411DAMN
>>11941392Earth pony is strong everywhere.
>>11941394I will pay to see more Lotte
JULY 28 EQG WILL BE ON TV
>>11941392It runs in the family.
>>11941413they confirmed another 7 seasons of friendship is magic
>>11941411What am I looking for?
Dammit Dino stop being so good.
>>11941441b-but it's just hair
>>11941419>artist doesn't want to draw a gay picture because it doesn't appeal to him>"WOW WHY SO HOMOPHOBIC DID YOU GOT RAPED AS A CHILD?!?!?!"never change mlpg
>>11941441Imagine what she could do with such a strong, prehensile tail.
>>11941367Why are the Earth ponies at the bottom
>>11941446Sucy > Akko > LotteThey're still all cute
>>11941414
>>11941441Everywhere except in the head.
>>11941471Then he shouldn't take gay requests
>>11941471>someone wants something someone else doesn't want>third party exaggerates conflict for possibly humorous effectJESUS EVERYONE IS A FAGGOT
>>11941413Peter New is very good at Jenga.
>>11941474They are the strongest.
>>11941491Can some one help me with this ponyShe seems angry and I don't know what to do
>>11941471it's been a joke for a while nowthe bad thing is it's going to become a reoccurring joke and become unfunny real fast, because that's all people know how to do here
>>11941490>Sucyentry level garbageI bet you like Fluttershy too
Does pony ever wonder if their parents are good in bed?
>>11941413We confirmed that it is indeed not Penko Pe
>>11941441
>>11941513I wonder how tight derpy's wonderass is.
>>11941509Stop trying to touch her butt, clearly she doesn't like it.
>>11941465>artist much younger than you is more talented than you at your current age>artists around your age are getting scholarships at prestigious art universities>some of them are working with great animation studios or working for vidya companiesThat shit hits too close home
>>11941513Is this some roundabout way of saying you dothat's pretty weird dude
>>11941501THEN THEY ALL WILL GO TO HELL!
>>11941513>twilight ponders her creation
>>11941538What's the point of being friends with a pony if they won't even let you touch their butt?
>>11941542Just Apply-y yourself.
>>11941511Only plebs dislike Fluttershy, /mu/
>>11941543That pony is pretty weird.
Alright MLPG,What is the dumb headcanon you have?HARDMODE: no shipping
>>11941550I want to see some mother/son cuckolding
>>11941578Rainbow Dash is afraid of lightning
>>11941500Perhaps you shouldn't assume that every albino dragon in the world is a flaming faggot for being pink.
>>11941543>that's pretty weird dudeWhere do you think we are?
>>11941513ProbablyPony parents are all attractiveMy parents are disgusting though
>>11941473Lasso tricks?
>>11941560Wow, fucked that joke up.
>>119415621/10 made me respond
>>11941578Zecora has a wide assortment of various potions to modify the body.
>>11941543>Human posesS3 reminds me how far this show has gotten in terms of animational quality
>>11941513When I lived with my parents my room was right next to there's, they would fuck so much during nights and mornings when they thought I was sleeping.All I ever heard was my mom screaming and yelling my stepdad's name over and over and making remarks about how big his dick is.
>>11941578Anon isn't actually a faggot.
What'd you get Fluttershy for her birthday?
>>11941617Wasn't that from season 1 thought?
>>11941593WE'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS FOR LIKE 5 YEARSWE WANT AWKWARD GAY FIZZLEIT ISN'T ROCKET SURGERY
>>11941634You know what I gave her.
>>11941625I think that's canonIf MLPGcon happened 1/10th of the gay posters would actually get it onAnd the ones that did would be screaming in pain by the end of it
>>11941593Honestly we were just making fun of CC cause he seemed to take our complaints seriously.
>>11941606Well yes, that. But other things. Perhaps things they haven't shown on the show.
>>11941578Celestia abandoned the castle in the Everfree after her battle with Luna damaged it beyond repair and her grief wouldn't let her forget.
>>11941651>I speak for the MLPG!Shut up, faggot.
>>11941578Pegasus culture is still militaristic and nearly all pones enlist when they are able to. Since the land is so peaceful, this just amounts to standing around in pretty armor and free training for two years before going back home and doing whatever they want.
>>11941634
>>11941664>in pain.....Why?
>>11941634Some vidya games.
>Have wireless internet>Raining outside>Internet immediately drops to shit>Can't connect to steam>Can't play online games>Can hardly MLPG
>>11941634I adopted a dog from her
>>11941578For a fic I created and entire political system for Equestria. I wanted the story to be a out a young politician rising through the seniority until eventually in the grand plot twist they lead the revolution against the princesses.
>>11941634Some shampoo
>>11941690Shit, it just started raining here too. Where are you
>>11941658The dictionary?>>11941668Other sorts of tricks? Sounds neat.
>>11941634flowers and a pretty sun hat
>>11941634I forgot, so I gave her something cheap at the last moment. She's really happy about it though because she's worst pony and hardly receives any gifts.
>>11941686Virgin buttsClumsy topsUnderuse of lube
>>11941694He gets executed doesn't he?
>>11941706rural Wyoming
>>11941710Why isn't pinkie moving?
>>11941664>MLPGcon happens.>A large room.>One group on one side.>One on the other.>Eurobeat is playing.>Nobody is dancing.>Boy can he dance.
>>11941681what a total alphadem dragoness'
>>11941719>implying people don't know to stop when you feel pain>not being able to read others emotions and go at their own pacesIt's almost like you've never had sex before.
>>11941734Hahaha.That's horrible.
>>11941734Ah, not that close but close enough.
>>11941686Anal hurts unless you've been using big toys
>>11941681OH GOD HIS HAND IS SEVERED
>>11941740Sounds like my kind of party
>>11941740Zach's such a trooper
>>11941710I guess you could call them "tricks", yes.
>>11941578Equestrian tanks look like pic relatedSugarcube corner is the pony equivalent of a 50's themed diner.Discord tampered with the motion of the heavenly bodies before Celestia and Luna overthrew him. They were unable to fix it, and had to resort to just trying to keep them in place. Celestia wanted to reform discord so she could fix this. The hearths warming play made up details .chancelor puddinghead was not that stupid, pinkie completely forgot her lines and was improvising on the spot.
dragon
>>11941758I want to see them in a little bit of pain mixed with pleasure or it's no funLike that but a little less
>>11941732It never got past chapter 3. I wanted the story to end with him being the first President of Equestria.
>>11941681>Sup bitches.>My name if Fizzle and I have every single one of you.
>>11941746>It's almost like you've never had sex before.Where do you think we are?
>>11941694But why would you lead a revolution? She's everything that's good in that world. A pansy ass bitch, but still good.
>>11941758Anal hurts when you're unexperienced and unprepared. Size doesn't matter much as long as you know what you're doing.
>>11941740Good for Zach.
>>11941758God she's attractive.
>>11941740Oh I'd dance.
>>11941795>Size doesn't matter muchBut I'm 7"x7"
>>11941734seems legit
>>11941578Ponies go into heat, and all at once. During that period, Equestria goes into a week long festival of fucking and eating.
>>11941786Just a puppet president with no power under the Princesses right?I'm sorry I just can't see a young politician actually succeeding against 2 princesses, 1 who has over 1000 years of experience
>>11941824Do you like her alone or showcasing herself with other ponies?
>>11941824
>>11941827>7" x 7">tfw square penis
Would you a pony while a r63 clone of said pony rails you in the ass?
>tfw rarity tries to look pretty through tons of items but can't match up to fluttershys raw beautypoor thing.
>>11941844Celestia backs the politician into a corner. Both figuratively and literally.
>>11941827Of course, what you're able to take depends on the person, but a human dick is almost always possible painlessly. 7" ones, too.
>>11941873>not knowing how circumference works
>>11941875abso-fucking-lutely
>>11941878But Fluttershy isn't beautiful.
>>11941858girls can't love girls!
>>11941795I can knot a medium seadragon if that helps>2.75" Knot Diameter>8.5" Knot Circumference>10" Usable
>>11941827At least you'll have like 2 anons slobbering all over your dick for the whole con
>>11941878Fluttershy isn't even pretty. And even without makeup Rarity is beautiful.
>>11941878>Fluttershy>Raw beautyHA
>>11941858Alone.>>11941871Hnng, I would be that horse's anything.
>>11941879I remember one really neat fic where something similar happens, the upstanding politician turns out to prefer the company of fillies and Celestia threatens to let the media know. He is forced to sabotage his campaigns and to deliberately blunder until any opposition for the princess gives up.
>>11941916That is completely backwards and you know it.
>>11941901unfI need to find you at MLPGcon
>>11941910>I didn't draw it because it was expected of me.I tried to defend you and this is what I get
>>11941895Shut up anon, this is funnier
>>11941899>becomes a beloved fashion model>not beaautiful
>>11941940But it isn't.
>>11941916but fluttershy is conically the prettiest. Green isn't your color man.
>>11941922>>11941916>>11941899>all these wrong opinions
>>11941419Eh, I don't think I'll be drawing any more of one way or another. Who knows?>>11941667I dropped my pasta because I had the grumpy dumpies.
>>11941578That Celestia secretly resents the pony nobility but there is little she can do to make them go away.
FluttershyRarityTwilightDash == Pinkie == AJ
>>11941956I must have forgotten about that episode where Rarity was a modelOr that time Fluttershy was shown putting fake eyelashes in
Fluttershy is an ugly and dumb pony for babies.
>>11941916Rarity is a vapid whore and Fluttershutter is uggo. The only pretty pony is Twilight. Those bangs and witch's streak should drive any normal penis to insanity.
What the fuck is cut a rug
>>11941999lmao
>>11941910Draw Hot Beef as a cute colt. Optional: draw him hitting on an older stallion who's uncomfortable.
>>11941952Maybe you should watch the episode again. Photo Finish likes her for her shy nature.Even the book says so
>>11942007tanzen
All Ponies are pretty in different ways, and it comes down to individual taste on who you think is the prettiest.
>>11942004>Hair extensions
>>11942007"Cutting a rug" refers to the act of dancing
>>11942004Fluttershy was successful as a model because she was shy and demure.Rarity was so pretty she managed to convince an entire crowd to applaud Fluttershy's antics just with a quick glance at her beautiful self.
>>11941990You should turn those grumpy dumpies into happy crappies!
>>11942027You just say that cause the pony you like isn't the canon prettiest.
>>11942019But it's not just Photo Finish who adores her. Do you not remember the entire crowd who gushes over her, even when she isn't modelling?
>>11942040To be fair, the applause may have just been for her outfit.
>>11942058No.
>>11942053but I like fluttershy the most.
>>11942054>everyone. But no one was drawing it. Everyone was talking about it and wanting it drawn, but no one was drawing it.They you said you were and people got excited.
>>11942040>Rarity was so pretty she managed to convince an entire crowd to applaud Fluttershy's antics just with a quick glance at her beautiful self.They were impressed with her outfit, not how pretty she was. Just more points in the "Rarity needs to dress up" column.
>>11941958Photo Finish picked Fluttershy to be a model not because of her beauty, but because of her timidness which she considered graceful.Her beauty played no part in her being chosen as a model.Rarity, on the other hand, is much more bold and confident, so Fluttershy has "grace" that Rarity doesn't haveRarity is much prettier both in appearance and personality.
>>11942040They only copied her because she was wearing that tarty outfit
>>11942058Only after she was famous. When she wasn't famous no one gives a shit. So it means nothing. Meanwhile Rarity was shown to be pretty in a lot of episodes.
I would love to grope Rarity's pretty little pony bottom.
>>11942007SO I DUG ONE THOUSAND HOLES AND CUT A RUG WITH ORPHAN FOALS
>>11942054Draw whatever you want, just don't throw a bitch fit when you get told
>>11942091>I like fluttershy the most
>>11942115
>>11942105And what was Fluttershy doing?Oh right, modeling clothes.
>>11942041She's like an actually pretty version of BabsI like it
>>11942132She has the same hips as AJ and Twilight and the rest.
>>11942115What's stopping you, darling?
>>11941784>I broke my ankles to show how much I give a fuck
>>11942132I like firm little petite asses.
Rarity asked Fluttershy to model for her even though she was hopeless at itEven Rarity knows Fluttershy is the prettiest
>>11942152Please anon, all of their hips have very defining personalities.
>>11942124>Rainbowfag attacking a flutterfag
>Rarifags grasping at straws.Another typical night on MLPG.
>>11942175That doesn't even make sense.Rarity can't model herself because she's the designer.
>>11942155What's with that awkward bulge?
rarity a shit
What if in Season 4, each of the mane 6 have slightly different body designs that make them a little more unique?
>>11942175But she's also asked Dash to model for her.Rarity just likes asking her friends to model for her, it's not like she has anyone else she could ask.
>Nanaki turned his dickgirl wolf into a humani-is it okay to fap now
So whos going to play LOE here? Pic related
>>11942190>SFS
>>11942199Oh fuck, I never saw that beforeWhat is that
>>11942199Shes preggers with the dudes kid.
>>11942190Who said the designer can't model her own clothes?
Got back from a great anime convention today, finally got my energy back, and I need something to do. Any sketch requests?
>>11942175Actually Rarity didn't want to model because she was presenting the cloths.Also fashion models are ugly as sin. Skinny ugly people. They chose ugly people so they don't distraact from the cloths. Only exception is underwear models
>>11942119I love that Pinkie. She seems like she just wants to have fun.
>>11942093>>11942123you got it
>>11942223Fluttershy and Rarity in a "who's prettier" competitionoptionally judged by anon
>>11942210can you have sex between ponies in it?
>>11942223Rarity riding a flying Twilcorn
>RarifagsSo much denial
>>11942203Be kind of weird to have just them being unique if the rest still looked similar.
>>11942223Some nerd in a Fluttershy shirt fighting some nerd in a Rarity shirt while both ponies look on in confusion.
>>11942262Why? They're the main characters, and yet secondary characters like big mac, the Cakes, and Sni[s and Snails have more unique body designs than the main characters do.
>>11942255What an ugly pony I vomited in my mouth.
>>11942310
>>11942303>we will never get an animation revamp where all the ponies get slightly tweaked designs to differentiate them.>we will never get Rarity with long fetlocks.
>tfw fluttershy is a dyke
What if all of the ponies are pretty?
>no one ever acknowledges Fluttershy's prettiness in the show>she is chosen only for her nature>meanwhile Rarity uses her beauty multiple times in the show
>>11942336That's racist to zebras.
>>11942330I bet Fluttershy would make a pretty good petShe would just accept it and start to enjoy it quicker than any of the other ponies would.
>>11942336They are. But some ponies are prettier than others.
>>11942210I'm going to C&D it, if that's what you mean
>>11942356But all Zebras are ugly
>>11942360there's a fic like that
>>11942330>flutterdashSuper pleb.
>mfw I forgot Quest was today>mfw I spent more time on vidya again>mfw I have brought shame to my family>mfw I have no faceTwo weeks from now for sure, because next week I'll be at Comic Con.
>>11942382C&D what? They aren't using logos/main6 characters.
>>11942354beauty != being able to suck a dick
>>11942382Back to >/b/read with you
>>11942396how can you say that and post a picture like that
>>11942400hahahaha you think that's going to stop it
>>11942360I think she might want to be a petShe's so demure and obsessed with animalsWould you indulge her in a little petplay, MLPG?
>>11942391Where?
Rarity is so pretty she gave Spike a boner the moment he laid eyes on her. Spike didn't react that way to any of the other ponies.None of them are pretty and as good of a match for Spike as Rarity.None of them.Not one.Especially not any country bumpkin orange ponies who may or may not be named.
>>11942426No
>>11942429is a flutterdash fic on fimficton
>>11942424If that can get C&D then doxys indiegogo game shouldve been gone ages ago.
>>11942426YesI'd let her eat at the table and everything though
>>11942354Rarity is glamorousShe attracts attentionFluttershy is pretty but understated
>>11942426Absolutely
>>11942442they're waiting until it's almost finished
>>11942399>implying we care at this point
>>11942456If she was pretty ponies would acknowledge that. None do. Meanwhile ponies acknowledge Rarity's beauty
>>11942321And the dress is horrible too.I even made a better dress...
>>11942426>Say yes>She acts exactly the same>She curls up on your lap>Barely speaks>Always does what you ask her>Now she's just got a collar on
>>11942421Oh I'm sorry.Ultra pleb.
>>11942459Thats retarded
>>11942494>Don't let her out.>Shits in the middle of the carpet.>Could have let herself out.>It's her fucking house.>She has full working plumbing!
>>11942479Because she's a tartYou notice someone walking down the street with their fake tits hanging outYou don't notice someone with a 10/10 face hidden behind her hair
>>11942507When was the last time Fluttershy even talked to Twilight on the show?
>>11942520No it's not. It's a dick move but not retarded
>>11942530MMC
>>11942494Best Ending
>>11942530>that tumblrgod that's cute/funny
pony should pony pony
>>11942543I guess they were pretty much forced to because Twilight had to see them all to try and fix them.
What are some of the worst brony usernames you've come across online?Fluttershy_The_Caring_Pony<3333
>>11942563
>>11942563Pony should pony you
>>11942530If she loves dash so much why did she beat her up just to get out of seeing a few dragons?
>>11942578Oh gosh
>>11942575Vinyl_Scratch, but written in that terrible alt text that you used to see on old counter strike names.
>>11942545how do you say question mark
I think I've found the worst thing everhttp://i.imgur.com/zQcMHLu.jpg
>>11942618good twily you look kind of quality
>>11942618That face is too hilarious.
>>11942439I can't find the exact one and I am very tiredplease at least say the name
>>11942618>He didn't say "Hey guys, I came across the worse possible thing."
>>11942634collar or collars
What if twily likes petplay too?
>>11942596because she's really afraid of dragons?>>11942602?
>>11942649A-are they married?
>>11942649Then she can find someone else with bad fetishes
>>11942649that fic was pretty good
>>11942665Well which ponies have the worst fetishes?
>>11942618I like the conceptThe execution... god no it's horrible
>badmouthing best ponypls.
>there will never be a fapfic of Luna going inside Rarity's dreams to talk about thee Nightmare Rarity incident and end up with NMM and Nightmare Rarity fucking
>>11942650If they were going out you'd think she would get over her fear to spend time with her girlfriend, not beat her up.
>>11942692>all this madlel
>>11942665I liked petplay in darf's fic, but outside of that I don't like it.
>>11942689Sombra! ICE to see you!
>>11942674Applejack, probably.
>>11942649A-arf.
>>11942692They're not going out, they're just really good friends with pony benefitssame with Dash and Applejack
>>11942686Sounds like something I can do.
>>11942649>Fluttershy likes to act like a pet>Twily likes to act like a wild animal>They both want you to take care of themWhat do?
>>11942336>That feel when I start to recognize Tex's filenames
>>11942710>bondage but with apples>feeding apples>fisting but with apples
>>11942674Applejack
>>11942702Who's mad anon?Is it you because you're a pleeeeeeeeeb?
>>11942725I think I could handle 2 nervous mares
>>11942725Throw Fluttershy awayGet Rarity and SweetieHave best ponies togeter to have fun
>>11942692What is a phobia?
>>11942674I think Applebloom.She wants you to MARRY her.
>>11942725I don't see why that can't be arranged
I want some sweaty personhorse feet in my face
>mfw I see someone tapping the beat to the song they're listening to with mouse clicksIt's one of those things you're kinda surprised to learn everyone does
>>11942779I literally never do this#notpony
>>11942684fluttershy a shit
>>11942750She was with friends. Friends that would take care of her.I mean dude I'm with you but really when you have all your friends with you you'd probably trust them to take care of you.
>>11942777we all do, anon
>>11942750what is something she overcame in the first season?
>>11942756she's just young, she'll figure out that you don't have to be married to pony when she's older
>>11942756Applejack said that the first thing you should do to a colt is marry them. That way they don't run off!
>>11942725I fuck them both until they're unconscious.Then I go to the bar with Dash and get drunk and watch the game. Then I blunder into Rarity's house and throw up on the floor.
I want a new horse
>>11942818>Overcome>In an emergency>When loved ones are in dangerThat's not overcomingThat's temporary relief
>>11942801why is she so fat
>>11942818>Fluttershy overcomes a dragonAnd she was never scared or unassertive again.The End
>>11942827No Applebloom...You break their legs so they can't escape.
>>11942728
>>11942844why marker? This thread still has some life in it
>>11942827But then when they run off, they take half your stuff toowho told you that, Apple Bloom?
>>11942684that's a nice bone you have there fluttershy
>>11942844Shut up and talk about ponies fucking each other.
>not getting drunk with Rarity and Twilight>not having wild drunk sex with both of them after thatYou guys sucks
can you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel it
>>11942864>Tex will never make a post that deserves to exist
>>11942886>getting drunk with Rarity and Twilight.>can't figure out what's a dick and what's a horn
What if, in other universes through the mirror, there's a whole other Mane 6, including Firefly, Surprise, Posey, Sparkler and other ponies from Faust's childhood.And what if they needed to team up to defeat an eater of universes?
>>11942889>Feeeeeeeeeeeeeel it
>>11942891Not defending him, but that sounds like 99% of posts here
>>11942891Posts on 4chan deserve to exist?
fart fart fart faaaaaart
>>11942746>>11942761What if you come home to find that Twily has taken advantage of Fluttershy?
>>11942889I'd rather have a day guard.Like Flash Sentry
>>11942925Can I get in on it?
>>11942918bicht what did you say too me?
>>11942907They'd fuck up since they are incompetent fucks not being capable of doing anything. Then the mirror shatters and Celestia doesn't understand whyTHE END
Hey MLPG. sorry but I cant do a reading tonight like I said I would. I know, you're heart broken.But I could stream some vidya later if anyone is interestedAlso how about a jokeWhat's a strange fetish for a pony to have?pony play!
>>11942925sexually?First I unf
>>11942918Not most of yours.
>>11942886>that drunk Twirity ficIt's still probably my favorite fapfic
>>11942933Flash Sentry's quivering, quivering anus
>>11942934Twily snarls at you intimidatinglyThen she winks at you and motions towards the chair facing them
>>11942916>Not defending him, but that sounds like 99% of posts hereWhich are >which pony would u fuk>pony based chit chatThe rest are>chit chat
>>11942939What kind of vidya?
>>11942939Actually a strange fetish for ponies to have would be exhibitionism.
>>11942942You're right, I should follow your example and talk about contributors instead of ponies.
>>11942918I like to imagine the tail moves because of a tiny, girly toot is released.
>>11942953I need to request Flash Sentry getting his ass destroyed more often.
Let's just stop having threads. Nobody post after this.
>>11942963I like to propose pony scenarios that I don't think have been talked about beforeHow would you rate those
>>11942981FUCK YOU
>>11942973fuck you dash you're not a contributor
>>11942981Alright
>>11942973Is she eating an ice cream sandwich?
>>11942970Walking DeadLost all my save and considering redoing with all the choices I DIDNT make
>>11942907An eater of worlds?
>>11942986Worse than the hypothetical child of Ross and HitlerEnd yourself
>>11942973Who is your favorite contributor, MLPG.
>>11942973#told
>>11942996Fuck Lilly with every choice.EVERY choice.
>>11943005Weaver
>>11942973tex i like your postsbut i don't like your guns
>>11943004
>>11942986That's inane pony based chit chat.
>>11942973do you still have the versions with the increasingly gigantic sandwiches?
>>11942996So I'm guessing you haven't played 400 days yet?
>>11943005Anonymous
>>11943005RCH
>>11943005jessy
>>11942864Here's an interesting oneScroll down a bit and compare the filenames acrosshttp://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/image/BPl6dkRlPkSxzQ8bu-AxAg
>>11942886I would do everything sexual possible with every mare
>>11942981I would never actually make a thread, but since people keep making them, I'll keep posting, I guess...
>>11942973You should be drawing instead. You're making little Fluttershy cry. Why are you so evil?
>>11943034You searched it by image md5, moron. Not filename
>>11943005corwin
>>11943017Sooo could be worse?
>>11943030He said contributor Anon.
>>11943020I did and I'm not sure how not having any save affected itI also regret ever decision I made in THAT part of hte game
>>11943054/)
>>11943054Mother of god...
>>11943018I'd rather not post all of them here, but I can post them on the sub if you'd like.>>11943013Okay.>>11943038I'm sorry, I have a bad habit of coming here when drawing confuses me.
>>11943080)\
>>11943034>Tex is gayIT'S OVERMLPG'S LAST AVATAR OF STRAIGHTNESS HAS BEEN DESTROYEDI ALREADY FEEL THE NEED TO CHOKE ON A MILLION DICKS
>>11943095tex, is drawing ufn?
>>11943095>but I can post them on the sub if you'd like.Do that.
Your penis is pathetic
>>11943079WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?YOU'LL DOOM US ALL
>>11943107at least we still have the avatar of autismis you
>>11943107Quiet anon only bad can come of this
>>11943107I call bullshit.It's illegal to be gay in Texas.
>>11943107from what do you derive this information
>>11943119Your penis is even more pathetic.
>>11943119so is your magic
>>11943095>I'm sorry, I have a bad habit of coming here when drawing confuses me.Have you made progress on the dwarf picture? Post it and we can give tips and analyze.
>>11943107and of course a moron falls for it
>>11943126But is it illegal to be gay in Tex's ass?
>>11943119At least I don't smell like shit
>>11943067Look out folks, we got a edgy fuck here. Thinks he knows what a contributor is and isn't.
