Old Thread>>11919992Celestia thread! Talk about best Alicorn!
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>>11924190Trixie, what did they do to you!
Btw heres the source of that "season 4" leak.It was just a new show that she was voicing with a similar tone:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-XqLYrf0lw&t=4m23sreferring to:https://www.dropbox.com/s/baodmo0x9cpn4o7/body%20swap%20rainbow%20dash%20pinkie.mp3
Tonight's the night
>>11924194You did not say what kind!
>>11924205>tfw ciircuit hats us
>>11924202>mfw the VB episode already leaked
>>11924199>tfw fake leek
What happened to this weeks titan episode
>>11924223wowthis was really, really awful until I realized what was happeningugh
Where does I find active Pony based RP that isn't image board based>ill take suggestions to RP Generals but give details please
>>11924199that is not the voice that should be coming out of pacman
>>1192422320/10, love it.
>>11924219Can't find the episode on TPBhttp://vidbull.com/91s1dwq77dsi.html
>>11924223>You'll never have pinkie pie forcibly latch on your crotch tits and start drinking milk
>>11924223this fucking oc
______________made you look_____________
>>11924223Disgusting.And the subject is pretty awful too.
>>11924252>>11924263thanks>tfw i'm even too lazy to play video games
>>11924265Dang it, Celestia!
>>11924265i'm gonna fap anyway
>>11924252Dean's mom goes full psycho again and tells deans to take off his clothesSuddenly freud with Garyheh
>>11924179Best princess10/10 would cuddle.
>>11924275Shes not his mom. She was a spy and rusty ran an experiment on her as a joke and made her think she really was their mom.Also, Dermott figured out he is ventures son.
>>11924276>those lyri->as I'm typing this the drop happensclosed tab
>>11924284Oh yeah I forgot, I need to rewatch the older episodes
>>11924276what the fuck is this shit? i'm gonna need some ear bleach now.
>>11924287Lyrics are terrible but the beat is great.
>>11924309>8 am est on a sunday during hiatus with a can going on
>>11924199wait what did i miss?
They did everything right in the episode except fluttershy/rarity roles. Shouldve reversed them like this image.
>>11924223this is terrible but I do like the idea of pinkie forcing herself on othersdid pinkiepresentquest continue?
>>11924335someone "leaked" an audio clip of a line from a new show' that has a character that ashleigh is the voice of to pretend like there's a body swap episode in season four
>>11924339>Made Twilight an Alicorn>Did everything rightwrong
>>11924339But Fluttershy would do Dash's job like she was born into on the account that she is a Pegasus.
>that adI assume you guys have already discussed it.
>>11924339rarity looks super cute in that pic
>>11924373>you'll never hear an excited pinkierari
>>11924339on the other hand the episode confirmed that rarity can use weather magic poorly
>>11924386I'll admit, I giggled when I saw sentinal's post in the background.
>>11924396She organized a ton of clouds into a checkerboard pattern, that's not bad at all for only one unicorn. It's a different matter that it didn't do any good.
>>11924396She seemed to have very strong magical ability, she just has major OCD so it came out havoc.
>>11924401PffffI suppose someone from here did it?
>>11924408That is my kind of race! Bets on, sunbutt!
>finished RenneQuest in 2 days>bawling like a babyThis belongs to you...Is LK going to do a second one?
>>11924434no, its over.
>>11924434Maybe? Who knowsHe mentioned something about a prequel based around Chronicle
>tfw legit isn't getting another season>tfw Futurama last season>tfw Ugly American canceled>tfw We'll never get more kev and the authority>tfw anti-hero was terrible>tfw TLoK was terrible>tfw Ciircuit is ded
>>11924468didn't futurama end years ago
>>11924456>ChronicleI don't know if I'd want that
>>11924474have you been living under a rock?
>>11924468>Ugly americans cancelledReally? Well, that kinda sucks.
>>11924484>>11924474>>11924468>>11924434>>11924446>>11924456>>11924478>mfw I just had a deja vu
>>11924478Well, it's either that or Baldwin, and I feel like Chronicle is way more interesting
>>11924417It is the piss, obviously. They don't even watch the fucking show.
>>11924474Yes but then it started again. You've missed like two and a half seasons.
>>11924494>Deja vu in MLPGHow horrifying.
>>11924505what kind of a hiatus is that
>>11924417It was that one guy who hates us so much he used to come in here and spam about "MLPG epin may mays" or something.
>>11924417It's one of our shitposters
https://derpibooru.org/366514Well, this is neat.
How come this horse is so dead?
>>11924468Archer and Adventure Time are still running, at least.
>>11924624>archerI never got over that show's godawful animation.
>>11924631Those are cute.The "sitting on butt" one in the middle is a bit weird, though.
>>11924635Eh, what it lacks in motion, it makes up for in detail.
>>11924631I want to see the top middle pose from behind.
chubby palette is best palette
>>11924659That is precisely what makes it so appaling.
>>11924642Why would you say that?
>>11924666I want to rub that belly
>>11924666Nahh Palette butt is best palette
>>11924670Oh.Well, okay, then.>it's funny and entertaining, regardless
>>11924673Because I don't think Pony arms (forelegs?) are long enough to do that.
>>11924683(or, if they are, they surely don't have the required joints...)
>>11924666>Jessy after Bronycon.png
>>11924691she got knocked up, but she got down again, they're never gonna keep her up.
>>11924698that song is dumb
>>11924676if you play with it too much it'll fall off
>>11924708but that's not-OH CRAPwhy is it her?
>>11924708Why does she have vaginas for ears?
>>11924708This is both intriguing and horrifying...
>Young Justice and Green Lantern: TAS cancelled>Annoying Orange, Ninjago, Johnny Test, and now Legend of Chima going strongkids these days
>>11924754dont remind me
>>11924754>MLPG cancelled>Homosuck General still going
Crystal pony teeth must be really strong
>>11924769REGULAR TEETH ARE JUST WEAK
>>11924708>>11924708>there is no cum waving insidefake
>>11924754>Problem Solverz got a second season
>>11924721>>11924764you should draw ponewe're ded, noone will ever know!
>>11924788god will know
>>11924788I drew 7 pictures last night I am burned out
>>11924786Jenna and Tracy got their own spin off?
>>11924786HOW GOD DAMMITHOW DID AT LEAST ONE PERSON LOOK AT THAT SHIT ON YOUTUBE AND NOT INSTANTLY HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT ITI AM NOT HAPPY BECAUSE OF THIS
>>11924768I don't know about you guys but this is like a slap in the autism to me.
>>11924811secret mountain fort awesome was kinda fun though
>>11924786>On March 30, 2013, Season 2 was released only on Netflix.Just like how Aladdin had a sequel
would you watch oneme
>>11924845>animu samefaceNope, sorry I'll stick with pones
>>11924845I would that DashI wouldn't that Rarity, because she's intimidating...
>>11924845That doesn't look good
>>11924788I arted hard yesterday...but ugh
Pony made you breakfast.
>>11924874MT, are those evil zebra twins making you do bad things. Shame on them.
>>11924887Jesus Christ how did pony get in my house
>>11924845Sure, but with these humans.AJ is so unf.
>>11924895a thread should be
>>11924874they were probably thick as thieves as kids, the three of them
>>11924910Yes, Glitter Glue.They are stealing that pie.Thieves am wot they is.
>>11924906Yep, I'd definitely watch this.
>>11924910>the three of themYour little hellions are a bad influence.
>>11924894That's not important.
>>11924920>Your little hellions are a bad influence.so whatare you gonna cry to mommy about ityou fucking snitch
>>11924906Those are nice but I would love it if it were done by thelivingmachine.
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>11924971MT stahp, those boys are no good. No good at all.
>>11924963Yeah. I never really get why thelivingmachine started to color the human noses like these. I assume it indicate where the nose is?
joke's on you, i already enjoy skrillex
are we still posting zebrasI forgot I had this
>>11925010Don't you mean 'stahp' posting?
>>11925013Those fucking faces are so cute.
>>11925022my le sidesda stratosphere ;)
>>11925042we leddit now
hey you guysa-horse
>>11925051Celestia is taking too much room.
>>11925048>nowThanks for the gold, good sir :)
>>11925050What are those images on that magazine?
>>11925051I'd rather human.
>>11925025GGI'm going through Ruby Quest for the first time.I love everything you've ever done. I don't care if people call me a a dicksucker or a fanboy or whatever, you're the only artist that's never done anything I didn't enjoy.
>>11925072Why did Rarity built her house on the edge of a cliff?
>>11925072RARITY LOOKS HORRIBLE IN THAT!
>>11924968Why would you say that Derpy is an ugly pony? I do not understand.
>>11925101>Cadence forcing SA to crossdressNow THIS I could get behind.
>>11925050I just wanna say MT is super cute with the troublemaker twinsthey probably drifted apart a little when they grew up but I'm sure they still keep in touch and maybe have a movie night or sleepover every now and then>>11925074that's very nice of you to say anonit means a lot to me
>>11925101but how do you feel about legit 63 shiny and cantdance
>>11925101Candyass looks cute dressing that.
>>11925121I like the mental image of male Cadance being sort of presumptuous with female Shiny. Using love magic, maybe a little selfish in bed.I just want to see Shiny on her knees in front of guy Cadance while he watches in a mirror.
>>11925118So, you're confirming some actual backstory for the twins.Good
>>11925121It might be the interesting case.Then again, Cadance would be the only male alicorn in the show if that is the case.
>>11925172>something interesting>involving silver surfer and candyassnot a chancethey'll always be the poorly shoehorned hasbro OCs that symbolise when the show jumped the shark
>>11925190You have too much hate, Anon.
>>11925189>implying they wouldn't trick tuffs into fucking them later on down the road
>>11925118>>11925118>sleep overpfft that be a sight. Board games, pizza, a porno...some mare they picked up for later...just a good ol time.
>>11925190>poorly shoehorned hasbro OCs that symbolise when the show jumped the shark
>>11925190The comics bro. Have faith in the comics.It's the only place we'll ever get any real world and character building at this rate.
>>11925215my waifu is best waifu
>>11925208I don't know, I think they would think of her as a little sister.Of course, incest never stopped them before.
>>11925190While I agree with most of your post, the two would be more interesting characters if they were genderswapped but their personalities remained intact.
>>11925212Awww man, I was headcanoning them getting separated BEFORE Mti and Mua became sexual deviants.
>>11925224>he still waifus Twilight
>>11925212MT please that's naughtyPalette getting DPed when
>>11925219in a year's time the comics will be about princess twilight and cadence's adventures in the crystal empire as they browse fabric shops so they can make the palace's new curtainsWILL THEY MAKE IT TO THE LAST FABRIC STORE BEFORE CLOSING TIME? FIND OUT NEXT ISSUE
>>11925238Why change it?
>>11925249It's not like GG is making an actual backstory for them.
>>11925246>Palette DP>not Minituffs belly bulging DP
>>11925212If there was an MLPG FiM style show, what OCs would be which kind of characters and what would be their relationship?
>>11925239I will waifu her forever
>>11925271Enjoy your mary sue gravy train perfect pretty princess abomination.
>>11925279don't mind if I do
>>11925311>Hypnosis>Vore>Best ponyTop vore pic
>>11925311Would have been better with pony fluttershy
someone translate this fasthttp://rikose.tumblr.com/post/54828799517this just might be my exact fetish
>>11924401I wish sentenal never came here so that post could never have been real.
>>11925264We need more DP in general
>tfw the only zebra DP image is the twins on Shining ArmorMORE DP WHEN?
>>11925333It doesn't seem that bad to me. I've heard it has to be taken in context, but it's often posted without said context.
Great, now the zebra dick fags are all riled up.
>>11925271KevinCan you draw pony rarity making out with EG Rraity?
>>11925343>open the image>instinctively yell UNF as loud as a can>then i saw your filename
>>11925356get back to me when one of the zebras starts crossdressing and gets boob implants
>>11925373That's gay as fuck.
>>11925359>wanting more EG content
>>11925372Time for your weekly mental health check up mlpg. Now then, tell me what you see. There are no right or wrong answers, just let it flow naturally.
>>11925390Because EG Rarity is is best human
>tfw your penis has stopped growing
>>11925395sweet pony ass.
>>11925406Is she trying to twerk it?
>>11925419>>11925428Good, good. And now?
>>11925424As close as a G rating allows
>>11925439Unflared horsecock that needs a good throating
>>11925439a nice big fat and juicy horsecock
>>11925441That is one manly butt.
>>11925439it's an open box!
>>11925455FUCK YOU ANGOOR
>>11925452>feminists love TwilightNo wonder they're all dumb.
>>11925455>not double trip>celestia
>>11925455Fuck off Angoor
>>11925406Eg prom dress pron where?
>>11925452is that the gril who was paid $10million in donations to play videogames then everyone kinda forgot about her
>>11925445>>11925450The results are in, I'm afraid you gentlemen have a bad case of the horsefucks. You are to be institutionalized within the week.
Why aren't you a pony yet?
i wish the show was deers since ponies are dumb now
>>11925494i would only turn to a girl if i could still keep my penis.penises are just too great
>>11925508I can't wait for this qtpi to get older and start killing deer.
>>11925494Because human's are master race, one should be proud of who they are.Only furry heretics wish to be lesser races.
>>11925508I thought that was a squid.
>>11925455Please stay, Angoor.
>>11925527Humans are 2evil
>>11925536speaking of him, did tex finish that pic he was ding for him?
>>11925554No dicks yet, FluttershyMaybe wait a little longer
>>11925563tex is a big fat phony who draws fanart of videogames without ever having played the game
>>11925568I like night horses
>>11925578>tfw seeing GG doing cube world stuffit was cute
>>11925539>EvilAre you five?I'll boop you one m8
>>11925568Why is her butt so perfect?
I'm gonna pay for an ad to the sub.
I wish you had a bigger dick
>>11925645Pinkie, I don't have any power over that, I'm sorry. I still love you...
>>11925645I would punch a girl if she said that
>>11925615I want to be a cute pony, with cute pony friends while doing cute pony things while in Equestria.
>>11925662Even a pone?
>>11925673Yes, it's just something you don't say.
>eurobeat just made a post on his tumblr talking about the girl he slept with at the brony convention>just because she was dressed like rarity
>>11925662>Not liking a bit of femdomYour pony waifu likes femdom
>>11925645pinkie its not my fault your horse vagina is so massive and loose
>>11925686And she only slept with him because he's a musician
>>11925689i dont think you understand what good femdom is
>>11925689I would find another waifu if that's her idea of femdom
>>11925686Things that haven't happened.post
>>11925699and he only became a musician to sleep with hot girl.sounds like his plan is working so far
>>11925578>investing in toilets
>>11925689Silly anon, she said she likes 'being domed'You should stop trying to listen with your dick, you could have offended your pony waifu with your callous disregard for her fetishes.
>>11925708>you will never get to sleep on a fat horse butt
>>11925587Twilight's dad is such a good looking stud.
The only girl I'd let sizeshame me is rediv.And only because I'm a cockslut myself and would rather be receiving
>>11925662I'd be really turned on if someone said that to meI'm already big and I'd like to be biggerGirls or guys with a big dick fetish are hot
>>11925725Does anyone know what type of horse that is? I need to know for future reference.
>>11925737We don't care about your fantasies, Nanaki.
>>11925686I'm not seeing how this is a problem, euro is a cool dude. Good on him if she was hot.
>>11925754whoever said it was a problem? i think its hot
>>11925744i always lose my shit when i see people using their OC on badges and shirts in public
>>11925753I wishApart from his disgusting malformed head. It's way too flat
My dick's pretty average, except it's got a huge mushroom head. I mean like, fat as hell.
>>11925686Euro is a rarifag? Good taste confirmed.
>>11925782You're that guy that was in here last night?9"?I'm still willing to travel if you have proof.
>>11925708NMM, stop wearing that helmet before you sleep. It will hurt your head.
>>11925826You don't fuck someone with the inside of your cock.
>>11925818Why would I want to lose an inch?I wouldn't be on MLPG if I had an 9" dick
>>11925816euro has always been a cool guy. i havnt ever seen him fuck up anything huge.the worst was maybe when he let people at the last bronycon give him an OC and they used it for the musician poster but he never used it again.
>>11925846but its the official standard of measuring
>>11925816Would you opinion be any different if he is not? what if he like this pony?
>>11925782which head are you talkiing about? i would bang nanaki but recently i noticed he has gained a lot of weight and his haircut is terrible.
>>11925853>implying 10"The largest cock on record right now is 13"Don't bother lying if you're going to make it so obvious.
>>11925856What is Euro's OC anyways?
>>11925737>>11925753>>11925782>>11925818>>11925853>>11925876>>11925854>>11925873>>11925826>>11925846>>11925861Stop being retarded, Steamchat.
>>11925876Naw manI'm saying I'm shorter than NanakiKeep up
>>11925877>what is euro'sOC>WHAT IS EURO'S OCDAILY FUCKING DOSEhttp://www.essentially-england.com/images/spotted_dick.jpg
>>11925841she wears it so nobody knows she's bald you loon
>>11925889I'll have you know that I don't go to steam chatstop being retarded, MLPG
>>11925877there was a shitty musician poster with all of their OCs and they signed it.there were some fursona OCs and 1 or 2 people with no OCs. a very saturated red OC was forced upon euro
>>11925892>guy asks if you have 9">Why would I want to lose an inch?
>>11925899What if NMM does but no one actually gave her the chance to animated it?
>>11925909>guy gets called Nanaki>says "I wish"
>>11925893has to be the most awkward thing to order
>>11925893That is a pastry.>>11925908You don't say? How did he took it?
you can tell the idiots who lie in here. anyone with a big dick knows girth is the most important thing to brag about
Isn't Nanaki, like, 7.5?
>>11925909I he was 9" why would he want Nanaki's 8"?
>>11925902>implyingNaw, you guys just making your shitposting rounds again, like these, not to mention samefagging it.>>11925909>>11925892>>11925937>>11925920>>11925929>>11925933>>11925937>>11925937>>11925939
I heard dicks and I know you guys were talking about femdom earlier.http://i.imgur.com/BnXrZp0.jpgWould you let Gilda pound your girly butt and pull your hair? Would you squeal like the little bitch you are as she forcibly shoves her cock repeatedly into your tight husband hole.
Reminder that gayfags are destroying these threads.
>>11925933According to my shitty mathsBut he might be using bone pressedWhich is the only accurate measureI gained a half inch when I lost a lot of weight
>>11925941Are you kidding?Nobody's this autistic
>>11925943Animal head on a human body is totally wrong here.
>>11925947Reminder that subfags are destroying these threads*Fixed that for you, anon
>>11925862not as good tastes, but still decent
>>11925957I heard applehips, what's going on in here.
>>11925954Zach isn't autistic?
>>11925973epic :) *upboats*
>>11925979bottom bitchesit's hard being the only top in MLPG sometimes. nobody ever caters to MY needs
>>11925979Submissive fags.Dominant fags are bullying again
>>11925967Those are some small applehip.
>>11925973Can you please stop doing this?
So how many of you guys own MLP merch?
>>11925993They get bigger when she grows up
>>11925999I have the 4-pack, that's enough for me. Although I'd kind of like a plushie.
>>11925999Two McDonald's toysI want a few plushies but sadly I don't shit gold
>>11925999None. I would love to own this but that is a dream.
>>11926001Isn't that apple a bit heavy to carry?
My dick is about as long and thick as a wiimote. Would you suck me off, MLPG?
>>11926023Probably, but I'd rather you frot my little dick for a while first and insult it's patheticness as you do.
>>11926031What the hell is that black one?
whatever happen to cute lesbian horses MLP?Why does it have to be dicks all the time?
>>11926015I can't help it, you just do things to me...But everyone here already said that
>>11926031>red and black pinkie pie
>>11925943I'll pound her girly butt and pull her hair.
>>11926040Its steamchat shitposting again.And friendship pony >lesbian pony
>>11925999I own the TPB of the comic and the Rarity and Pinkie Pie micros.All I'll ever need until the second trade comes out.
>>11926036I think it's a "pony of Doom" or something like that from Voltaire (that's his name right?)
>>11926036>>11926046Something incredibly stupid, and yet I bought it.I almost hate myself for liking it.http://voltaire.net/store/pony_of_doom/
>>11926044We need to advance medical science enough to make it possible to graft a 20" horsecock onto rediv.
>>11926035>not wanting him to fuck you suck him off for a few minutes
>>11926040The lesbian horses carry guns now and no one wants to mess with that.
>>11926040Because the fandom is gay, but we'll just blame it on some kind of boogie man instead.
>>11926040Why not both?
>>11926070>>11926076Ah, I see.Christ, the front view of that pony is hideous.
>>11926023How long is a wiimote?
>>11926023>~6"MehI would, but I wouldn't be overly enthusiastic
>>11926077I'd settle for a strap on of her choosing.Or, if she found a guy to bring home and had him pound my ass while she sat on my face
>>11926040Well, since you asked...
>>11926077>graft a 20" horsecock onto rediv
>>11926109That is a horrible shipping though. Applejack and Fluttershy hardly have any interaction.
>>11926124The only true ship is Applejack x Her hatRarity x AJ hat is fine too
>>11926137Anon, that is going too far!Tell me more!
>>11926124Nah, Applejack is the only one who puts up with Fluttershy's shit. In Dragonshy she was the one who encouraged Fluttershy and helped her get up the mountain. Their personalities mesh pretty well.Also I'm holding out for an episode specifically about them during Season 4Also they stand next to each other a lot
>>11926167>Also they stand next to each other a lotSluts
>>11926137Anon has the right idea.
WINONA x COCKATRICE OTP
>>11926183Shit ship. Cockatrice x Chicken and Winona x Gummy just makes more sense. 2/10, see me after class.
>you will never cum inside your favorite slutty pony;_;7
>>11926167I would actually like that episode to happen.
>>11926207Anything not having to do with Princess Twily would be good enough for me, to be honest.
>>11926206Why was I even born?
>>11926206>Cumming inside a slutty pony>Impregnating a slutty pony>Bringing a child into this world with a slutty fucking pony and an asshole like you in charge of bringing it up and taking care of it.>2011
>>11926040>discriminating against specific gays
>>11926246>not liking Princess twilightWhat a brony.
>>11926248When we finally perfect the portal to Equestria we can double date
>>11926271>tfw your mother will never be a slutty pony.;_;
>>11926290Go to bed Dan
pony should pony pony
>>11926301But I just got up
>>11926288She's OK, but I'd prefer if Season 4 wasn't entirely about her.
>>11926311I can say this, and I'm not joking:I am not at all attracted to that horse.
>>11926311Why is Ms. Harshwhinny so attractive
quick your two favorite pones
>>11926312Everything bad they said was gonna happen that everyone else said wouldn't happen ended up happening.
>>11926320Second. I am also hardly attracted to Cockbutt either.
>>11926290That would be lovely.
>>11926339>Octavia is dead lastI know she's brony as fuck but surely there are much worse characters
>>11926339this is much MUCH worse than Terse
>>11926363>Pony being anal vored, face out.
>>11926368She's just the absolute least interesting, I supposealso the list gets kinda monotonous and you don't really pay attention when sorting through dozens of background characters
>>11926332Treekicker and Songsmile.
>>11926339>>11926373Terse doesn't even live here anymore.
>>11926322>Golden blonde mane>luscious brown coat>tasteful comfortable clothing>striking blue eyesIt is impossible for Ms. Harsh to not be attractive
>>11926395he's still a synonym for bad opinions
>>11926271>little reverse centaur baby, born exceptionally bright>lives in squalor with his human parent in their cramped, messy, efficiency apartment>he has so much potential, if only the child could feel love>daddy is on the net 24/7 posting about cocks, ignoring him>mommy doesn't physically exist, and even so, daddy is constantly ranting about how she is off being a sluthorse rather than helping to raise their son>reverse centaur child starts hanging out with the wrong crowd, doing drugs, committing crimes, skipping school, staying out all night>One day daddy pulls himself off the net for just a bit, goes out stumbling around the local alleyways late at night>Bumps into an attractive male prostitute who is apparently wearing a horse mask (his personal favorite kink of course)>Pays to have all kinds of crazy homosex with this male prostitute in a cheap motel>Daddy doesn't even realize that prostitute is actually his reverse centaur son>Son cries the entire time
>>11926395He's still a shining beacon of terrible opinions
>>11926369>you will never play Hungry Hippos with Andrea>you will never do anything with Andrea in the first place
>>11926379Don't be gross, anon.
>>11926385>hardworking earth pones who are good at cookingwould you waifu aj or pank
>>11926380>also the list gets kinda monotonous and you don't really pay attention when sorting through dozens of background charactersI know what you mean.My fave is Pinkie. I know this.So I'm clicking Pinkie above everyone else whenever she comes up. But at one point I accidentally clicked Derpy without thinking. So Derpy ended up being number one, and Pinkie second.So, there you have it, it's official. When we get to equestria, and they look over our records... I'll accept Derpy. I just hope somebody takes care of Pinkie.
I still want rediv to dominate me.
>>11926410There's plenty of those horses IRL. Why don't you go out and get one, and call it Ms. Harshwhinny?
>>11926422That is a list of things I would not do
>>11926433AJ, but I love both so much that it is hard to say. Applejack is just everything I want in a woman, though.
>>11926441When I have the money to care for a horse, I want to get one as pretty as those
>>11926422I'd do my best for the mutant child, if I was put in that situation.But dammit... Wrap up before fucking a slutty mare, please folks.If for nothing else, than for the fact that she's probably so diseased your dick will fall off.
>>11926438Never going to happenYou might get some fat nerd with a big dick to fuck you though
>>11926352>Sweetie over ScootsNOBAMA
>>11926339>>11926352Where do you make this list?
>>11926441Because I'm saving myself for my shrewd, business waifu.>>11926461p-pls
>>11926468>Applejack is just everything I want in a woman, though.Uh huh.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/worst-pony.htmlPosted by Sethisto at 4:29 AMchristhe posted an essay defending trixie at 4 in the fucking morning
>>11926468>Wanting a bore
>>11926501>implying I care about sexuallytop lel
>>11926502Just remember, he switched waifus once.That man is scum.
>>11926471Why did you say care for a horse, and not just buy one?
>>11926501wowi'm a pinkiefag and i am the most beta guy you could meetit's because i'm so beta that i like her because she reminds me of a little girl and that's less intimidating to mewhy do you think so many of us betas are pedos
>>11926494I forget, anon. I'm sorry.
>>11926502>206 wordsWhat school did you go to?
>>11926503>Still being a Dashfag>2013
>>11926526I'm more beta then you.Online, at least.
>>11926494Don't know anymore but it gets annoying after a while anyway because it keeps asking the same questions over and over again.
>>11926526>why do you think so many of us betas are pedosGeneralization much?
>>11926526>because she reminds me of a little girl and that's less intimidating to meI don't know if that's why I like Pinkie. Maybe on a subconscious level. I mostly like her because she's fun and has a sense of humor, and because she's impossibly cute.
>>11926461I hope he makes a Harshwhinny while I'm plowing his ponehole
>>11926521Because they need space, lots of food, a stable, probably damn air conditioning because I live in Florida, shots I bet, special tools, etc.Pets are family, man.
>>11926550Reverse it>why do you think so many pedos are betas?
I want to fuck tara while she's on the rag and pull back a blood covered cock
>>11926562Oh, you're not going to be the one doing the plowing.
>>11926584And I want you to talk about ponies.
>>11926526Would you a loli Pinkie?A human loli Pinkie?
>>11926595Better than dick talking.
>>11926583That's more accurate.I'm a beta and I can only see myself attracted to older women.
>>11926556pinkie's cute, girlish qualities drive me crazy in a good way
>>11926600But you were still talking about your dick.
>>11926576No they aren't. Horses are just for winning blue ribbons and that's it.
>>11926603>>11926583>>11926550I am medium, probably in between beta and alpha, and I enjoy both lolis and milfs.So there you have it.
>>11926598normally i wouldn't hesitate but for some reason i wouldn't and i wouldn't a human pank, her pony body is much more attractive
>>11926616I mean, look at this! Tell me who's the Blue Ribbon Winner here!
>>11926625Muh nigger. I lean towards lolis a little bit more.God damn hotsauce and his filly fics.
>>11926607She's like a super cute girl plus a crazy cartoon character.She's basically my perfect waifu.
>>11926636At first I thought they were chewing on the rim of a head of a huge horsecock.
>>11926639every fucking timeit makes me want to cry
>>11926625>I enjoy both lolis and milfs.depending on my mood i enjoy both pank and celest
>>11926494Think this is it.http://tylian.net/sort/pony.html
>>11926664i would enjoy cuddling with both those pones
Would you service her?
>>11926639See? Blue Ribbon material.By the way, Southerners are to thank for these masterful events! Especially in Tennessee
I don't buy the idea of Pinkiefags being pedophiles.After all, there are actual lolis on this show.
>>11926636>No hornFIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
>>11926696With extreme vigor.
>>11926696Depends on what service includes
>>11926705what if you would them bothback and forthforever
>>11926698These horses work hard for us in every aspect, especially drafts. They'll keep going if we ask them to.
>>11926713STOP MAKING ME UNFAT LEAST LET ME RECOVER
Relevant to the thread?
>>11926696>service herYou mean nurse from her massive breasts?
>>11926721Licking her titties vagina butt and feet.
>>11926713WHY NOT A HUMAN COCK, HUH?ARE YOU SPECIESIST?
>>11926728Well yeah, anon, in a perfect world.But I'm not greedy.
>>11926696Not nearly enough cock on that girl.
>>11926713Haha. Didn't expect you to do it.But I actually meant that it looked like their overlapping hairs looks like a horsecock thicker than their heads.
>>11926731This was a carriage draft horse (i.e. not sure what breed of draft) that passed out on a hot/humid day in NYC. They do get water but sometimes they get pushed to go a little more in distance or the drivers have no idea how to maintain a horse.
season 4 is filled with boyfriend drama
>>11926766please fucking stopmy vision's going cloudy here
>>11926736>tfw technically above average for your country.
>>11926754YES. MUH DICK.
>>11926780How's the weather in south korea?
>>11926771Might as well. It's not like FIM can get any worse. Plus canon romance would make for much more exciting threads and hilarious bitching.
>>11926771This would make me very unhappy.Especially if it was my wife.
>>11926771>3 episodes involve the 6mane teasing Twilight about her new guard>1 episode involved Twilight asking him out>5 episodes involved their date>2 episodes involve their weddingI hate it already.
>>11926696I'd get her some appropriate attire for a princess.
>>11926736>.1 inches longer then averageSUCK IT FAGGOTS
>>11926803>much more exciting threads and hilarious bitching.I will be honest: I would probably stop watching the show, and definitely stop visiting here.And not out of some waifu rage, it's just not what this show is meant to be about.
>>11926754>http://d.pr/i/BJDE>BJDE>BJcaptcha: ntsWank University
>>11926696>half exposed nippleUNF YES
>>11926822Oh god. I feel like such a fucking moron for laughing at this.
>>11926826>Knowing your dick's measurement to within .1 inches.
>>11926736Wow, that chart isn't even remotely to scale
>>11926822>janitor cleaning up shitposting.gif
http://youtu.be/TphZeDuMPcwSometimes people still keep horses when they can't even feed them.
>>11926863The Congo needs to look good somehow
>>11926883anonanon pleasetell me how to care for a horse so I can make my future horse the absolute fucking happiest horse
>>11926836>it's just not what this show is meant to be about.That happen in S3/S2 depending on who you ask.
>>11926891Look in the mirror.
>>11926736>japan is bigger than americaI call bullshit.
>>11926899Everyone has their limit, I know I would lose a lot of interest if it ever went that far.
>>11926836I remember many posters said that about the human part and they are still here.
Friday, July 19th at 1:30 PM PT IDW is having a Hasbro licensing panel at SDCC that includes pony, and Saturday, July 20th at 10:00 AM PT there's a panel on the show.There's an 8 page Sunset origin story we're getting out of this con, but do you think we'll get anything new out of these two panels or maybe even our first look at S4 or is it too early for that?
>>11926836What is the show meant to be about?
>>11926984>Apple Bloom over Scootscome on
>>11926964Believe me, I am close.Season 4 will decide for sure.
>>11926883>Dumpster Diving Horses!! Crazy!!What? They're just standing there in an alley not doing shit.
>>11926883Well depends on what breed it is. Overall, take it on the equivalent for walks/excercise everyday and have it graze on pasture for any given horse.Thoroughbreds literally have a "gotta go fast" mentality in their blood.Ponies are total pigs so you have to control their pasture time.Drafts just eat alot, proportionally, otherwise normal horse.
>>11926972I'm betting a trailer for season 4 and some EG stuff for the show.
>>11926996Not like the show will end in Season 4 and then start cashing in the EQG crap.
>>11926991A funny show with a bit of adventure that is mostly about friendship.Not some preteen romantic drama-comedy.
>>11926972Maybe a tiny sneak peak at S4 just to keep us baited along.
>>11926891I don't need any ponies apart from you you cutie.
>>11926998>hair falling off>all skin and bonesthis is making me sad, pls no more
>>11927027Speaking of a tiny sneak peak, did we ever find out where that Dash-is-Pinkie audio snippet came from?
Wouldn't zebras be from the equestrian equivalent of the Congo?
>>11927072It was from the new Pac Man cartoon.
>>11926854I fucked up somewhere.
>>11927078here we go
>>11927078No, zebras don't live in the congo.Zebras live in zimbabwe, kenya, and south africa.
>>11926997>>11926998Their coats are in terrible condition, and not talking about dirt. The lady the video is posting is pretty ignorant to what is actually wrong with them though.http://youtu.be/CrHq4tCDJHo?t=8sDO NOT OPEN THE ABOVE LINK IF YOU DO NOT LIKE FEELS.I REPEAT, DO NOT OPEN THE ABOVE LINK IF YOU WANT YOUR TEAR DUCTS INTACT!
>>11927078No. Congo is the Rainforest-y, I think. Zebras live in the savannah.
>>11927085Why on earth would they make a new pac man cartoon? Does anyone care about pac man nowadays?
>>11927085Oh, really? Haha, nicely done then, to whoever pulled that ruse.
>>11927023>Not some preteen romantic drama-comedy.I can see EG be this. I also see it being more popular than FIM
>>11927085That's right, one of the ghosts was named Pinkie.
>>11926807Holy shit that crab is one fly motherfucker.
>>11927115>I can see EG be this.That's what it WAS. Like... 100%.
>>11927085Is that show any good?
>>11927097Oh god, I'm laughing so hard. I was really sad earlier, but seeing that fat woman talk about a skinny horse was just really fucking funny.Now I'm gonna watch the rest and cry my eyes out
>>11927108Because Scamco realized "Oh shit, we don't actually have a mascot for kids now a days. LETS USE PAC MAN. THAT WAS POPULAR IN THE 80s RIGHT? WE CAN DO THAT AGAIN.
Of the secondary re-occuring supporting characters (big mac, cherrilee, etc...) who is your favorite?Mine is pic related.
>>11927116>32 wild zebras in the whole country.I hardly think that counts.
>>11927116What the fuck am I listening to?
>>11927160Three notes on the guitar.
>>11927155But at one point they DID inhabit the Congo in great numbers.
>>11927138Not really, the romantic interests were there, but the focus was on stopping SS through really stupid means.
Would Mua be an albino Zebra?http://imgur.com/maGmrIh
>>11927153Cheerilee is a cutie
>>11927153Zecora needs another episode.
>>11927153They all have their place, I liked the role Zecora played in S3 and hope we see more of that from her. Granny Smith was alright in S2 as well, but if she doesn't do much in S4 I won't be terribly disappointed.
>>11927138Not really? The closest thing were the Flash scenes and the idiotic "Shimmer tricked the other 5 into hating each other" part.
>>11927215I hope if we see more of her, we get answers that raise more questions.
>>11927221Granny Smith is secretly the best Apple character.
>>11927153>supporting characters>pic related
They always share.
>>11927255You know....I am like 90% not gay...GG's zebra twins are fucking creepy and disturbing...The human versions look scuzzy and scary as fuck....But I would not hesitate for a second to let them double team me. ;_;I don't know what it is!
>>11927187Look at these two, what trouble are they gonna get into next
>>11927153More of the Wonderbolts (or just Soarin') would be nice.
Are they black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
>>11927226I still think it's hilarious that Flash was barely in the movie at all and had no real effect on the plot.
>>11927316Pink with white and black stripes.
>>11927301Why is Twilight's face bruised?
>>11927298What will they get into next?You.
>>11927298C'mon, look at this, it's perfect.
>>11927321He's a negative character if anything, since he practically nullified what would've been an interesting moment (the other 5 try to clear Twilight's name and working together for the first time in ages).
>>11927352I miss Ice Pack and the changeling girl. Much better than these zebra twats.
>>11927316You could say white on black because their skin is black, but since it's a coat of hair it's neither.
>>11927255>>11927298Depends on the breed of Zebra, but most of them have permanent "Buddy-up" relationships compared to horses.They're always near their buddy, even when a predator attacks. The bad side to this is EXTREME separation anxiety if seperated. One of the reasons that they're so hard to tame unless YOU'RE their buddy.
>>11927362shame the gayfags are so vocal
>>11927250>''Character? You ain't got no character, whitey! I'm outta here!''
>>11927352>we will never have Ice pack and Zebra Twins interactionbut then again it'd probably have more rhymes than a Dr.Suess book so
>>11927372It's weird that people latched onto them when GG hasn't really done anything interesting with them at all yet.
>>11927372I love how fag has become so meaningless here that we now have to specify "gayfag"
>>11927316Neither.Zebras are unique in that when they get scared up or shaved down to the skin, their skin is the exact same color as the fur that grows over it. Not to mention their fur grows back very well from scarring.I.e. just call them striped.
>>11927395It's mostly to annoy people by now.
>>11927370HOLY FUCK I WANTED TO SUGGEST THAT TO WEAVERHAVE THEM GET REALLY ANXIOUS WHEN SEPARATEDBut, knowing Weaver, he probably knew all about that and had it in a "maybe pile".
>>11927406Fag isn't meaningless, it's used to specify that it's a group of people that like or do something, "something" is described by the word before "fag".
You have the poower to make one pony exclusively for sexual. The cost? One pony is pernamently never for sexual.All content and discussions involving these ponies are retroactively altered/removed as needed to be compliant with the new sexual status. Do you do it?
>>11927421Oh. That's dumb.
which pon is best for cuddles
>>11926616>>11926639do only i think those are hot as fuck
>>11927456Prove me wrong.
>>11927394>but then again it'd probably have more rhymes than a Dr.Suess book soBut Ice Pack doesn't rhyme.
>>11927460Yes, 3DPD is gross
>>11927460I'm not sure what you mean exactly. A hoof full of nails? A mistreated horse?Because abusing horses is actually a real fetish and there are real fetish videos of it and it is really horrible.
>>11927436I kind of like the Schrödinger-like nature of sexual/not sexual dichotomy. I have whatever I feel like at the time.
>>11927472God I know there's a 4th zebra breed. Can't believe I forgot it. Oh well. Have lewd mare.
>>11927483>>11927487these are painfully unfunnythe originals are the only good ones
>>11927496that's not trueright
>>11927472>grevys-zebraTHAT'S THE ONE
>>11927456Princess twilight sparkle
>>11927515I don't think she would make a good robot.
>>11927511pinkie i want to cuddle you superbad
>>11927464>no voice cracksJust ain't the same man.
>>11927528It is ABSOLUTELY true. Women in like high heels and bikinis riding horses that are too small, whipping them and kicking them and choking them.Also, I read some 4chan post once about a guy who intentionally exhausts, cuts, and fucks his horse because dominating a huge creature gets him off.Whether he really does that or he was just some kid in a basement talking nonsense, it is a real fetish.
>>11927513There aren't enough pictures of flared ponycocks in the fandom
Hey Pineapple, you don't happen to be floating about, do you?
>>11927528I know there's a quasi-dom fetish series of women "dominating" horses somewhere on youtube.I say quasi-because they're technically not abusing the horses, infact they're being very careful/caring of the horses. People just get off to seeing women putting halters/bridals on horses and light tapping on a horse with a crop.Hell, ponies are extremely strong and people think they're being abused all the time with a 110 pound girl on them.THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE MINIATURE HORSES. THEYRE EXTREMELY WEAK/TON OF HEALTH PROBLEMS!
>>11927572AgreedWe need more flared zebra cocks, preferably frotted
>>11927548''Aww, that's so sweet, Anon. Come here and give your pal Pinkie a big old hug!''
>>11927562She's just blossoming into a young lady, anon, you should really be more supportive.She's going to need you when she starts developing weird feelings.
>tfw no qt 3.14 ponimouto to call you her anonii-chan
Is it ok that I want to motorboat Derpy's ass?
>>11927623sure, bubble butts are very popular for that
I think I'm gonna draw some hellboy soon, anyone know of any draw guides. I've been searching but the more the merrier.
>>11927623only if it's okay that I want to smell Celestia's horsenuts
>>11927611I'd rather have a coltouto
>>11927623>A boat ride sounds like fun, anon
>>11926754>>11926636Hey Kevinsano, could you by any chance refine it into proper lineart (the usual one you do?)? The concept is quite good to make it more or less pretty.
>>11927610They made her extra cute, but I'll still be there for her through it all.I don't know how I would handle those weird feelings though...
>>11927645>turns otu she actually does have a boat, somehow>it lasts roughly about as long as it takes for derpy to sit in her seat>You never knew a boat could actually speed along the water that fast simply because soemone sat down on the seat
>>11927601it hurtsit physically hurts
>>11927665>I don't know how I would handle those weird feelings though...It's ok, Anon. That happens to every parent
>>11927644featherweight a shit
>>11927685Yeah, that's the one.
>>11927685that's mildly unsettling
>>11927696are you sure, anon? they'd be awfully sweaty
>>11927680>>11927691not if you have a pank plush to hug
>>11927679I would make sweet love to that Pinkie.
>>11927716I don't know if you realize this, but you're only making this prospect appear more appealing to me.
>>11927705OK then. Guess that means more cutest colt for me.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>11927717i only have one of theseshe is too small to hugmaybe i'll give her a finger hug
Alright, which one of you faggots was this?>>>/v/198797982
>>11927665Just guide her through it.Explain the birds and the bees.I'm sure you'll do fine.
>>11927734but you'd only be able to grab one hefty orb per hand, they'd be so big. surely you don't plan on LICKING the sweat from so much surface?
>>11927755Like, how her?
>>11927730she is too perfecti don't care if she's 14 or somethingi would still give her toe-curling orgasms
>>11927753youhonestly anon it'd have been funnier if you just said you posted it
>>11927753I really wish there was a marker free version of that gif
>>11927769I ww-w-would ddo my besttt.Mm-maybe shhhhhe could rrrest them on my faffaace.
>>11927782But it's not me, I was >>>/v/198797164
>>11927775I really dislike generic anime Pinkie with non-curly hair.
>>11927775i want to hug her from behind and smell her fragrant, musky hairthen i would take her back to my place and stuff her mouth full of my hot food until she was completely satisfied
Any amerifags here? Can you tell me where do you live (city) and how much would cost a kg of apples/banana in your state/city? If the price is floating then just approx. value between.Thanks.
>>11927795>>11927753>going to /v/ in this day and age
>>11927751for 20 dollars more you could've gotten a huggable, scented build a bear plush.it's not too late
>>11927809>musky hairBut that's not Fluttershy.
>>11927791Well of course she would, but don't expect to get any fresh air. She'd be so musky down there that any air you do get would be tainted with the sour scent of her damp sack.You sure you're cool with that? She wouldn't want to be rude.
>>11927810there's always that, but it would be nice to have a version with femanon instead of marker or something.
>>11927815Can you buy them online?
>>11927811>implying 'mericans can understand kilograms
>>11927814You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real father!
>>11927827I assure you.I am cool with that.Completely and totally.
>>11927832Well fine, whatever measurement you use?>>11927811
I feel like having a good ol' wank to ponies, but I don't know which pony or which story or which picture.
>>11927854fap to the thought of sucking off futa Celestia
>>11927820would you scrub her back in the showerwould you lather up her long pink hairof course you'd be naked too
>>11927849What, do you expect me to go all the way to the store just to check the price of Apples and Bananas? Nigga pls.
>>11927811>>11927849this looks like something you can google yourselfOhio, one dollar per poundconvert it yourself
>>11927865Sounds pretty gay.
>>11927861Good choice.>>11927865Sorry, I'm not gay.
>>11927874It's not gay if it's a girl's penis.
>>11927845Good, because that's not even the worst part. She'd blush furiously once she felt the tiny droplets of her pungent sweat roll from her soft skin, right onto your lips.
>>11927867Of course I would, anon.>of course you'd be naked tooWhy on earth wouldn't I be naked in the shower?
>>11927854>>11927854Or darf, if it's not one of his more disturbing fics
>>11927811Fluctulates wildly price wise, but seen cheapest prices for fruits and vegetables in Los Angeles then anywhere else I've been.People keep forgetting California is a major farming state.
>>11927831if american, man up and buy it yourself, the employees are nice and want return business.
>>11927854http://pastebin.com/vr8hxKnmHere you go.It's femdom
>>11927854think about diving naked into a big pile of ponies as they all fuck and suck each other indiscriminately, getting slippery with semen and vaginal secretions, licking whatever cunt or cock is in front of you as an unknown mouth, ass, or pussy massages your throbbing memberyou don't even know if you're fucking a guy or girl but it feels too good to stop
>>11927888I would do my best to catch every delicious drop, so I could earn my position as royal ball steward to the princess.
>>11927869>one dollar per poundThat would be about 2.3 dollars per killo.Kinda expensive
>>11927888I'm not even going to try to sound like I'm not a virgin: If I was in this situation, I'd probably end up just straight up coming in my pants after a while.
of butts and appleshttp://i.imgur.com/HDi6nDK.jpg
>>11927908Not intimate enough.In fact, that's the opposite of intimate.
>>11927881Sorry Anon, but that's not how it works. If you want a dick shoved down your throat, you are gay.
>>11927926as you thrust away at an anonymous warm wet hole, suddenly an enormous cock enters your ass to the hiltyou are unable to turn around to see who it is as they begin to pound
>>11927952B-But I poop from there...
>>11927909>>11927917You sure you guys wouldn't mind all that tangy salty flavor coupled with the incredibly overpowered stench from her sweaty horsenuts? I mean at this point your head would probably be reeling from all that.Don't tell me you'd also rest your head against her ever-dampening balls while she slept, right? It gets pretty hot under those covers, the odor would probably get too overpowering. And god forbid if she were to get a boner under those covers, I'd feel bad for you.
>>11927942What if I would rather have a lady friend to have sex and love with, but wouldn't mind if she had a dick either, but would never even kiss someone who appeared completely masculine to me?Where does that fit into your worldview? Please tell me what I am, I can't function without a label.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-XqLYrf0lw&t=10m25s>yet gain /mlp/ and /mlpg was owned hard
>>11927967Of course not, you retard.
>>11927966Don't feel bad for me anon, I would finally be at peace with the universe.Tending to the enormous, sweaty testicles of a pony princess. It's all I could ever dream of.
>>11927976Can I see the fake leak that made people think this was pone?
>>11927976Oh. Well that's really disappointing
>>11925578>tex is a big fat phony who draws fanart of videogames without ever having played the gameYou guys still mad about that?
>>11927967God dammit I fucked it up.*Twilight will never run her hoof down your newly formed and very sensitive mare cunt after turning you into a pony forcibly.
>>11927995>can I get confirmation that autists are autists and retardsNo.Because of obvious reasons.
>>11927967>she will never savagely ram her enormous turgid horsecock into your tight pussy while she lists of several bits of trivia about sexual things, such as reproductive anatomy and sexual behavior in a completely nonchalant voice
>>11927976W-what about the one where Pinkie asks about glasses?
>>11927976Oh well...Gotta find that anon and punch him in the face since it's all his fault
>>11928005Still an agreeable proposition.
>amerifags don't even know how much costs the food they buy eveey dayjesus christ
I hope AJ gets another songI would have sex with her voice
>>11928030>Being so poor that you buy your own food>Not having a Servant to do that for youAre you a fucking plebeian or something?
>>11928030>brokenenglishanon doesn't even know how broken his english isjesus christ
>>11928002>You guys still mad about that?Yes.That man is a fraud.
>>11928030>he doesn't grow his own food[continued laughter]
>>11928065Thank god, I can finally sleep at night.
>>11927991>Tending to the enormous, sweaty testicles of a pony princessKeep in mind that there's four of them
>>11928080>he doesn't merely photosynthesize all the nutrition he needsPlant murderer
>>11927902Pretty enjoyable, thanks anon.
>>11928097Soooo....A different set each night?
>>11928081>sleeping at nightTurbo gay.
ELSLOWMOdid you finish coloring this?BRAEdid you finish that pinkie questEVERYONE ELSEdid you finish those projects?
>>11928117Are they detachable or something?>she has a closet full of horsenuts>"Which set would you like me in tonight?"
aren't all the princesses femalethey couldn't have testicles, those are what males have
>>11928124Jalmbait pls stop being hatded
>>11928102>>11928080>They don't gaze into the sun for 45 minutes at sunrise and stand barefoot upon the earth for nutrientsReally?
>>11928140We are imagining what it would be like if they spontaneously grew oversized male genitalia.Try to keep up, anon, this isn't difficult stuff.
>>11928124I did finish my project. Now I'm contemplating how and if I should continue contributing to this thread.
>>11928140They're all hermaphrodites who choose to be female
>>11928146>needing the sun and ground for nutrients>not feeding with the positive energy that is emitted by ponies just by being near them and playing together
>>11928117Hey, I wasn't the guy you were writing with, I'm still waiting for the thing to continue too.
>That feel when friends always want to do stuff with you>That feel when you just want to stay at home and watch shows and browse Mulpeg
>>11928124NoNoYes but its neither pone nor art.
>>11928172that's sillyyou're silly
>>11928162Write haiku about a pony being silly.
>>11928189kissing cousins is best incest