Old Thread>>11897448Any poses you like to see more often in the show?
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>>11902199Ummmm, how would I break the news to her?
>>11902197Pony lying comfortably.Alternatively one that shows the wings.
That old shopkeeper pony, the one sold the Amulet to Twilight's hotter twin sis- I mean Trixie
more stretching ponies
>>11902237wait dont gogreen is taking your boyfriend first
>>11902239That is a nice position on a pony. They seem so relax.
i'd like to see pony posing their vagina on my penis
>>11902259Relaxing is good for pony
>>11902247This one has a bunch of ponies stretching.
>>11902269I want to rub ponies back while she's relaxing.
>>11902269I know. These ponies cannot work all day. They need to rest, once and awhile.
>>11902242>His name is Uncle CurioPLEASE tell me the staff did not name this pony this.
>>11902197More snoozing pone like thisalternatively more rearing pone
>>11902330ISN'T FREENO THERE'S A HEFTY FUCKIN' FEE
Are the apples on the show real?
>>11902320>alternatively more rearing poneEnlighten me on this. In return, have this cutie sleeping.
>>11902330i prefer regular doom
>>11902344Have you ever felt a human tongue in your butt before?
>>11902344Is that an offer?
>>11902349me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
>>11902346Rearing is when a pone pops up onto its hind legs, in proper horsey fashionusually accompanied by kicky little forelegs
>>11902365Ah, I see! That is quite a rare one.>>11902367I love this character.
>>11902365>proper horsey fashion
>>11902344>tfw you will never feel her big, velvet tongue pressed against you neck, slowly dragging upwards till she reaches you ear and lets out a cute moan
Little girls love Celestia, but do you think Celestia REALLY loves little girls?
>>11902403Celestia loves everyone
>>11902390Yes, please proceed my Princess.
>>11902418Are you trying to say you love everyone, too?
>>11902382Yeah, they did it a fair amount in season one but it became exceedingly rare after thatBon Bon still does it fairly often though as one of her background animations when excitedLyra hops and bonbon rears and cloudkicker does an awesome trick
How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>11902410No she doesn't
Recap attack soon, fellow titan.
>>11902452All of them.
>>11902472Cant wait for Levi or however he is called to fuck up some titans
>>11902475if you don't leave one alive you'll never get the good ending
>>11902439I think it rare due to how they want to try out different poses. Its nice to see them once and while.Also, I like how Lyra kept staring at us.
>>1190245250.The first wave was kinda easy and predictable, I put them down real nice.The second wave broke up into strike teams, needlessly to say I ended up using a couple of pinkie pies as bats.The third wave? Total hell, they almost broke through the main hull and try to cut life support to the upper levels, I found a flamethrower and lit the hallways up.
>>11902484It's a recap episode today, so, nothing new will happen.>every episode starts with 2 minutes of recap>inb4 recap episode starts with a recap
>>11902468Looks more like he slapped her.
>>11902485But if I leave one alive that cunt will start multiplying again, making me clean up again.
>>11902499Damn. I hate recap episodes.
>>11902496well its more of an action than a pose unless they hold it, which they do sometimes. The only time they seem to do it anymore is when they get startled
>>11902513Why not just close up the clone pond?
>>11902529Because then Celestia can't use it to make more guards silly
>>11902517They've been having a tight schedule since the beginning (I'm sure you noticed all the animation errors in the last episode, for example), I suppose they had no choice.Oh well, next weekend will also have the new OP I think.
I REALLY need to get arting
pony should griffon human
>>11902555Diamond dog should pony dragon
>>11902520Yeah and they remain cute when they do that.
>>11902552>(I'm sure you noticed all the animation errors in the last episode, for example)MOTHERFUCKING PURPLE BLOCKS
>>11902555pony should underage human
>>11902197something like this.
>>11902547Can't they just use ponies that did not get their cutie mark in their adult ages, donkeys, mules, and zebras for their supplies of guards?
>>11902578>rearI'm not seeing any rearyour labeling is poor
>>11902592>donkeys>mules>zebra>royal guardsdude nojustno
>>11902592maybe the the princesses just have OCD and they freak out if their guards do not all look identical by type
>>11902619Nah, that doesn't seem likely.
celestia authorizes drone strikes against diamond dog insurgent training camps
>>11902634Being a stock guard must suck...I mean, you're not special at all and no princess will fall in love with you.
>>11902634Those are Crystal Empire guards, of course they're different
>>11902634Clearly that pone is an imposter, his uniform is wrongHe is wearing the armored saddle of the unicorn guard but is a pegasus ponepegasus guards do not wear the saddlehe must be a CHANGELING
>>11902638Princess Cadence authorized the sale of guns to suspected smugglers so they could be traced to higher echelons of the Griffon cartels
>>11902651THE CHANGELINGS ARE AT OUR DOOR!
I'M SORRY TWILY
>>11902651he wears the saddle because he is going to be an alicorn, dummy
>>11902680WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?
>>11902638I would like to perform a drone strike against Celestia if you know what I mean.
>>11902734the shinning never end
>>11902693what happens when all pones are finally alicorns
>>11902776then Equestria enters the golden age of princesses
>>11902776The series starts to go in a Dragonball Z direction. Currently existing alicorns go super saiyan.
>>11902776They combine their powers to rip a portal into the fabric of space and time and start invading Earth.
>>11902846Which princess would you let enslave you?
>>11902846No, anon, you got that filename wrong. It is what Humanity does to stop Celestia.
>>11902846Those alicorns are cheating bastardsThey wouldn't even need to invade if they made clever use of Cadances abilities>send cadance as ambassador>all countries love you and give you whatever you want
>>11902868All of them. Except Twilight. I bet she would make me sort her books and shit like that all day long.
>>11902197I want to touch that pony's bottom.
I just know there are people shipping Bill Cipher and Discord already...
>>11902898If you rubbed a crystal pones butt would it make a squeaking sound?
>>11902912do crystal pones have sharp edges you need to be careful of?
>>11902912I don't think they actually feel like crystal anon, they just look like itWhen other ponies grab them and such they deform like normal pones
>>11902977What if they are more like a soft plastic?
>>11902242>Twilight's hotter twin sis- I mean Trixiebest fanonprove me wrong
>>11902552they'll fix them for the dvd/bd right?
>>11902991I think the whole crystal thing is just visual and they are flesh and blood pones like any other personallyI mean they pant and sweat and drink water and get bowled over like normal ponies with no unusual effects. They don't fracture or bounce or anything
>>11902912>lick your finger>circle it around her butthole until you get the feel her body start to quiver>she opens her mouth and a beautifully toned moan rings out
>>11902651He's obviously Shining Armor's protege. SA's teaching him the ropes so that Flash can take over the Royal Guard and he can retire can stay in the CE.
>>11903043>until you get the feel her body start to quiverand that's the sign for me to go to sleep
r63 anthro Shining Armor's inflated bust
>>11903096>r62 Shining Armor bimboficationunf
>>11903103>"Geez anon, it's not like I'm getting any dumber," she says as she bounces up and down
Why do I even come to hiatus MLPG anymore
I remember when pony would pony pony.
>>11903123>my early days as a pone fan→my current days as a pone fan
>>11903140It's just the same inane worthless shit posted every day combined with mindless hedonism>WOULD YOU A PONE>X PONY IS VERY X>daily shitpost
>>11903149They still do
OH SHIT IT'S 11 AMGUYS WHERE'S THE NEW EPISODE STREAMWHAT DID I MISS
>>11903123>>11903140what this guy said
>>11903186 like weird ponies
>>11903171>tfw jalm ded and hats us
>>11903172Rainbow Dash and Applejack entered a competition and moved up in line to ascend Rarity is still behind Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie remains a wildcard
>>11903191Is that a cat
>>11903199maybe it's a sphinx thing
>>11903198>>11903199she's a sphinx
>>11903216>a picture is fanfictionyou're trying too hard this days anon
>>11903198I.. actually yes it appears to be
>>11903193>kinda want to write and ask him how hes doing>but I know that it will end up in loadsa spaghetti anyway
>>11903253>no Derpies are allowed to eat appleswell that's not very nice
can someone draw Rainbow Dash riding in a Herc from the 1995 PC game Earthsiege 2?
>>11903253why is that style so cute?
What would happen if Sora, Donald and Goofy got stuck in Equestria? Other than the Heartless coming around, wrecking shit and possibly resurrecting NMM/NMR
>>11903320>Sora, Donald and GoofyIN THAT ORDER
>>11903324oh boy a 5/8000 chance of winning a sketchI'll go ahead and not follow those blogs
>>11903320dear mother of Celestia. what if Disney buys Hasbro?then we'll see this happen in KH4.
>>11903320Sora becomes a Diamond dog, Donald turns into a equestrian duck and goofy is a timberwolf>>11903375I don't really see it happeningbut it could lead to some pretty cool stuff>Pinkie and Sora do a combo that ends with her being launched into the air via keyblade and blasting everything with the party cannon
>>11903320I don't know, but Donald in FIM would be too great to pass up.I kind of want to try and see if I can find any good crossover fics, but I just know all I'll find is shit.
>>11903405there aren't.the things I do for ya'll.
>>11903405did someone say dolan?
i want to date pinkiehow
>>11903393I was thinking of spike being like stitch and Genie (I forget what the summon-able characters were called) and letting you shoot jewels at the heartless and stuff.but having Pinky as a team mate would be cooleither way, AWESOME>also, other combo Idea>Twilight and Sora do combo>combine magic with keyblade>create friendship explosion
>>11903472find a jolly, chubby girl and convince her she looks good in pink
>>11903473It's not rape, ponies need a good cuddling once in a while to ensure they develop into a normal, healthy, well-adjusted pony.
>>11903472Well first she has to be real.creepy how close these designs kind of look.
>>11903479>AJ and Sora combo>Sora jumps and lets AJ buck him sending him crashing through heartless and bouncing around>RD and Sora combo>Burning rainboom>Rarity and Sora combo>Sparkza meets gemstormI got nothing for fluttershy
I don't suppose Art Anon is here?
WHY IS YOUR DICK SO TINY?
>>11903554WHY IS YOUR DICK SO TINY?
>>11903554BECAUSE THAT FUCKING WHORE OF A TAILOR OR THAT SLUT OF A LIBRARIAN WON'T MAKE IT ANY BIGGER
>>11903532nothing for fluttershy you say?>fluttershy and Sora combo>animal friends beat the crap out of heartlessthat's all that needs to be said
>>11903554it's sleeping right nowcan you help wake him up?
>>11903585Oh hey, mate.I heard it was your birthday and wanted to make sure before I post something.It is today right?
>>11903599Yes, it is! Did you make something for me?
>>11903616not him but happy birthday faggot
>>11903616Yeah, it was in the pipeline for me to learn for my neices and nephews, but your birthday prompted me to actually take an hour to learn it.http://vocaroo.com/i/s079Btznex66Happy birthday.
>>11903616HAPPY BIRFDAY ARTY
>>11903616Happy birthday, Art-Anon!Don't you ever leave, or so help me...
>>11903629>not singing it4/10
>>11903616Happy Birthday AA!
>>11903629>teases pipeline>isn't surf rock
>>11903643I don't sing.
>>11903616Feliz cumpleaños man!
>>11903654And that's why it's 4/10
Did a quest happen last thread?
Cosplay contest at Everfree NW starts in 2 hours
>>11903685A quest happened Wednesday.It's still not up.
>>11903616oh shit, happy birthday!
>>11903702It's a recap episode anyway.
>>11903730I hate recap episodes.I've been watching the damn thing, if someone hasn't GO DOWNLOAD THEM
>>11903685>>11903699Elaborating on passive agressive Anon there, there was a Celestia Quest session on Wednesday, which hasn't been added to the archive yet.http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S11849311
The Notorious DED?
>>11903760>tfw sent gets a birthday for his dox but he doesn't actually do his job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPNaCGQjDFcSOONNo Dash Tomoko yet? Someone should get on that.
>>11903771What? And I was out Wednesday.
>last horse lasted 8 hoursRIP in peace
So has anything happened over the week?Been too tired from work to check up on here.
>>11903812the enrichment program still hasn't ranked the first wave of submissions, so no, nothing has really happened yet
It's strange what desire will make foolish people do.Make sure to tell pony how much you love her
>>11903836Whats up with that anyway?
>>11903812Brae did a little Pinkie thing that I never got to see the finished result of
>>11903802This is what you get when you cross a Grant's Zebra and a Shetland Pony.>>11903812Equestria Fiesta last weekend, and EFNW now.
>>11903849Not enough participants and/or people not finishing their entries for it.I'd have joined it, but the guy started it at a bad time for me.
what the fuck, mlp/g/I tried to download this stupid torrent full of ebooks so I could educate myself but it's not loadingwhy have you betrayed me so
>>11903853Why do you keep doing this? Why do you have to post "did Brae finish that Pinkie thing" every 20 minutes?
>>11903853I don't think it has continued yet. He posted last thread saying that he hadn't done any more yet, and I don't think he's done any more since then.>>11899354
>>11903868BECAUSE I HATE YOU
>>11903853He isn't going to be able to do anything with it until after the cons.
>>11903629Well, thank you, very much!>>11903624>>11903634>>11903635>>11903648>>11903656>>11903712>>11903727Thanks, guys!I don't plan on leaving any time soon.
>>11903890>I don't plan on leaving any time soon.That's what they all say...
>>11903865>drawfags in charge of deadlines
wake up!the world is full of excitement and fun!
Heh, remember Smile's ketchup quest? We should have short and easy adventure quests more often.
>>11903908No, it's full of disappointment and suffering.
>>11903908Go back to sleep, Pinkie.
>>11903890I WANT TO PET HER MANE!
>>11903908>the world is full of excitement and funMaybe your's is
>>11903908you lying whorethe world if full of anger and disappointment and you know it
>>11903908I don't want to have fun.
>>11903878It's him or one of his drones.Whoever it is they are doing it on purpose, because it would be incredibly easy to find on both our archive and heinessen.
>>11903878I just got here ya dingus, calm down
Pony wants to marry you.
>>11903960That pony is not my waifu
>>11903812metals is in jail for pedophilia
>>11903960human/horse marriage is not allowed in my stateis pony willing to assist with relocation?
>>11903960Who the hell wants to marry Blundershy
>>11903960SURE! I WOULD MARRY BEST PONY!
>>11903916I want a mustard quest now.
>>11903981>>tfw Braeburned is not deddamn it
>>11903977it doesn't have to be fluttershy
Why haven't you bought, rescued, or sponsored a pone, MLPG?Why haven't you done things like have said pone be dressed up and dyed as your waifu? Have her trained to special tricks for you.Maybe even become your guide pone.
>>11903981>still not listed#winning #flyingSolo #suck_it_nerds
>>11903981>tfw Braeburned is not dedHorrible feeling
>>11903960Oh man, guess I will have to break poor Flutters heartAnd then have mine broken by Celestia.
>>11904006pony does not belong in suburbia
>>11903995>>11904010Look at the list. These are the artists we used to have.Nowadays we have put up with the likes of Braeburned and Appledan.
>>11904027FUCK YOU! PONY GOES WHERE IT PLEASES!Plus ponies (and only ponies) can be house broken.
>>11904041>calling tess an artistHe wasn't to begin with.
>>11904010>>11903995>>11904041god damn what's up with the hate for him? the guy's chill and helps out artists.
>>11904025Why does this exist
>>11904006i would like a guide ponynot a smelly 3DPD horse thougha marshmallowy pony who can tell me jokes and who i can fuck
>>11904037>you will never kick Mother Nature in the face with your Energy Legs
>>11904061No apples hereMove along citizen
>>11904048but i live in an apartment
>>11904025stop making me want to draw this thing
>>11904062>you will never have 300 babies with rainbow dash
>>11904041What's wrong with me?
>>11904049>>11904037The only options are fast and too fast.
>>11904061you go to the apple store for apples
>>11904060>do not touchWhy do these rules exist
>>11903981>>11904008I'm not listed either, big deal
>>11904057You mean attentiowhores and personal blogs here and encourages shitty artists to become copycats of him?
>>11904084because pone is not for petting
>>11904078Dont listen to them AppleDanThe hateanon has a larger hate boner than usual today
>>11904086So jelly mewball.
i want her to be my manic pinkie dream girl
>>11904079>>11904025Why is no one drawing her drifting down the mountain side?
>>11904086no, I don't think that's what he meant at all
>>11904100>larger hate boner than usual todayI didnt think that was possible
>>11904106While playing Initial D soundtrack.
>>11904086Can you please point to examples of him doing this?
>>11904086He really doesn't>>11904078Nothing, ignore anon, he has an inflated sense of self worth again.
>>11904085that means we're winning!
Did GR finish that amazon Twilight?
>>11904106>>11904122With this particular soundtrack on!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
>>11904121It grows with his hate of silly thingsOne day he will just become a giant penis with a beard
ALL ARTISTS ARE BIG DUMMY HEADS!
>>11904140It's in his thread on the sub
>>11904126>>11904100>shitposting namefag>b-but he's learning to draw
>>11904146NO YOU'RE A DUMMY HEAD
>>11904140We have to archives and a sub at our disposal, retard.
>>11904155>shitposting anon>b-but i'm right
>>11904060>>11904116There's specialized horse shoes for everything. In this case, it's to amplify the clopping sound. Most guide ponies are trained to paw at differences and height so the person knows if there's steps or walking into an obstruction.
>>11904114>I Pinkie Pie>I agent from UNATCOBroken English anon makes games now?
>>11904155It's more than you're accomplishing
>>11904155I have not seen an instance of danny boy or gay man shit postingKeep trying though
>>11904155>shitposting anon>he's not getting any better>reaction_image.jpeg
>>11904174>The Adventures of Gay Man and Danny Boy
>>11904086He just keeps people updated about what goes on at cons, since he attends so many and people are curious. I'm not fond of Brae's or Skipsy's style copycats, but you can't blame the original artists.
>>11904175>>11904174>>11904173>>11904167Get some self-moderation MLPG.
>>11904175I wonder if he will pull a mewball and quit drawing altogether.
>>11904168>amplify the clopping soundthis excites pinkie very much
>>11904078You post in mlpghow terrible
>>11904200What doesn't Bon Bon hate?
>>11904188Yeah. It's not like Braeburned has ever done >do lik dis and ur art is gud lol! use 100 layers at least XDDD videos
>>11904210Bon Bon hates everything except Sweetie DropsSweetie Drops loves everything except Bon Bon
>>11904193Mewball just posted a new drawing yesterday or today. Jeez
>>11904158NU UH YOU ARE A DOUBLE DUMMY HEAD
>>11904210LyraThat's it really.
>>11904200You do too
>>11904225That's a shame I wanted him to quit.
>>11904078>>11904200You know, AppleDan, this guy's got a point. You really should be drawing
>>11904236Fuck off, I want him to talk about my fetishes, unfff fat fat
which pony would make the best guide pony
DISCORD I'M HOWLING AT THE MOON
>>11904246>fresh shipment of nvidia
>>11904219Conversely, Mew says>i cri everytiem, one layer painting all day err day fagsBrae just shows how he does it, but more often than not, people just copy the formal aspects
>>11904078Draw a Shetland Pony Appledan. Work outside your comfort zone.
>>11904234As Kamiya would say,Too bad.
>>11904250That's not cool Bon Bon
>>11904188Remeber when he first came here and was >lelelele bronies so lame XD ? When he talked not only shit about the fandom in general, which is fine, but about people who commissioned him and people who drew fanart for him in a feeble attempt to fit in. People who spent time for him to show him appreciation and people who he made his living off. Regardless of what they are, he is the kind of person who acts nice and talks shit about people behind their backs.
>>11904234Why? He can be slightly grating at times, but the kid's got a good heart somewhere.
>>11904260No mew cries alot and doesn't try hard.
>>11904270This pony has the rare curly gene. Means all its fur, mane, and such comes out curly.
>>11904236I did some practice the other day, I really need to work on my pon butts>>11904248Anon pls, not now.>>11904261Maybe
>>11904251applejack is the most reliable and dependable of ponies
>>11904301>posting that Major pic everydayEugh
>>11904297>Anon pls, not now.How about never? AppleDan , you do realize when you tried to "fit in", you basically encourage shitposting fetishes and sexualize everything?
>>11904296Surprised the police horse didn't freak out. Most other horses are terrified of ponies/miniature horses. They're like pariahs or something.
>>11904273I don't understand your complaintwe all talk shit about bronies and bræ has been curtious enough to host a separate livestream channel just for us
>>11904273Brae has a lot of people sucking up to him and a lot of them just want to ride on his coat-tails.As for making fun of his commissioners; what specifically bothered him were the really horrible colour schemes that brone OCs often have.
>>11902664oh christ i laughed
>>11904280I guess a lot of people don't really like him too much because he can be rather condescending and acts like his approach is the only legit one.
>>11904301How about Sunbutt?
>>11904315>>11904318Shitposting anon pls. You're gonna make everyone crai and go to ponychan.
>>11904331That is a very blurry butt.
>>11904270>do not touchFor some reason I think it would be hilarious to see this on the sides of the winter wrap up vests
>>11904331That's the best ass.
>>11904301Did someone day, butts?
>>11904337i read that top word as Assistang, and now i can't stop laughing
>>11904251If you want to find the closest bar>>11904315I meant never, I know it's hard to believe but even I get pissed when we have a potentially cute premise or concept and someone starts up with "how wud you fug her like that"
>>11904330>and acts like his approach is the only legit one.I genuinely thought he was being a jokesterI refuse to believe mew is actually a bad dude
>>11904339I would like to touch that bubble butt.
>>11904321What he did was different. He openly lies to people and despises them behind their back, it doesn't matter who he does it to, but it shows that Brae is not to be trusted and that he is the kind of person prone to opportunistic backstabbing.
>>11904350>I refuse to believe mew is actually a bad dudeHe isn't, he's just young and kinda naive.
>>11904358I just want to hug her.
>>11904349Yeah because encouraging obese fetish and that caterpillar crap in the past was all fine and dandy. Fuck off with your fetish.
>>11904350Don't worry. The more gets shitposted about artists the more the truth gets pushed out of Anons memories.
>>11904350He's not,He's always looking for ways to improve.
>>11904363You don't have to like everyone you draw for. I don't think he actively despises people, but probably agrees that some bronies just take themselves too seriously.
>>11904363>He openly lies to peopleI'm going to go ahead and call  on that one, with the qualifier that if I actually had any sort of marketable skills, I would sell out so fast it would make y'all niggas head spin
>>11904372Who doesn't want to hug her?
>>11904358Well she does have some very nice bubbles
>mlpg bitching about people bitching about people bitching about contributors.Can we please just pony? Look here is a pony, what are your thoughts on it? How can this pony grow as a character?
>>11904390He was saying very few positive things about the people he basically depended upon in the early days, because he wanted to fit in so bad.He no longer says it openly, but it doesn't matter who it is directed is, it still means that he is an abhorrent and dishonest person.
>>11904412Im going to secret place where all cool secret contributors go to becuase we scared of shitposters on mlpg
>>11904412>How can this pony grow as a character?By getting other characteristics than "works hard" and "likes apples"
>>11904399>EEK A PENIS!
>>11904412>grow as a characterBy becoming an alicorn princess.Every little girl wants to be a princess.
>>11904412AJ's strength is her rather static nature, she works best as a "straight man" for the others to play off of.
>>11904411I disagreeShe is so reckless with them bubs that it endangers her and anyone in her vicinity
>>11904412by actually giving her an episode that adds something new to her character.
>>11904411>derpy got thisI am afraid for everyone.
>>11904399See, even guide pone loves multicultural diversity.>>11904412AJ is pretty solidified. She even did pretty well when she went out to work for Cherry Jubilee.Only thing that could change up is her family moving away, her getting a love interest, or being forced to go out in the world again for some reason.
>>11904412THAT PONY NEEDS WINGSAND A HORNHOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO DEVELOP IF SHE CAN'T ASCEND!?
>>11904433>Amazon ApplejackI don't think the Earth would be able to sustain my boner
>>11904446>AJ is pretty solidified.if by that you mean boring as fuck and nothing about her has changed since applebuck season
>>11904438the world is filled with many dangerous, beautiful things anon>>11904445as you should be anon
>>11904446AJ was being dishonest in TLR.That's not the episode I would point to for a character showcase.
>>11904437So in other words it is necessary for her to be the most boring and least developed character in order to make the others seem more interesting by comparison
>>11904419from what I recall he was very supportive of his early audience. Do you have any sort of evidence to back up your claims of betrayal?
>>11904475It's a necessary evil.
>>11904437Yeah, I think that could suit her especially since Twilight no longer occupies that role.
>>11904467She rationalized it. She was thinking of bringing back a blue ribbon/more money and she couldn't. So she went to go work for more before she came back.She got too attached to keeping her word.
>>11904493>that stretched out woodIt's either a shoddy photoshop, or a Bethesda game
>>11904483Archives, the first few weeks he went here, tried so hard to fit in and be one of the cool kids it's embarassing.
>>11904491>filenameoh youand it kills me we will never again get to see derpy destroying things in such gloriously adorable detail
>>11904492So she lied about it.It's simply out of character, rationalizing or not.Then she broke the Pinkie promise and tried to rationalize that too, which was a pathetic excuse at best.AJ is a terrible pony.
>>11904507the archive is vast and deep, would you mind directing me to a thread (or post chain, ideally) that shows what you're talking about?
>>11904505Funny thing this is real image. For a year I was sure this is a shoop as well.
>>11904492>hello have you heard the good news about celestia christ
>>11904505>>11904522No, it's a 3D model shopped into a real photo.
>>11904522>actually being this retarded
>>11904442No the actual secret skype chat where I hang out with other drawfags from other boards and who sometimes visit mlpg. We are selective of the poeple that come into the chat so don't ask
>>11904530What is the white one named?
MLPG MLPGI TOUCHED A FEMALE BUTT TODAYAND I ALSO KISSED, SNUGGLED AND SLEPT ON A STOMACH OF THE SAME PERSONThen it turns out she has a boyfriend and she's not interested in me.well at least I touched and slept on a butt. is 20 a bad age to lose your" sleep on a butt" virginity?
>>11904530Fuck off pedophile
>>11904530Yes the little white pegasus filly is cute but I would not say the cutest
>>11904530That's a colt. I grant you "the cutest" part though.
>>11904537That is nothing to be proud of. It's like half a step above friendzoned.
>>11904524pone tries to convert you to pone's religionwhat do
>>11904545Why are you so obsessed with background ponies?
>>11904537gratshave you given up on your urges to attract a female?because it sounds like you would be satisfied with a male companionalso, have you consider the pony option?
>>11904549well, have YOU touched a butt?
>>11904548fuck off ps
>>11904548WHOA, SMALLER! YOU ALMOST BROKE MY SCREEN
>>11904553Because they are cute, I would imagine.
>>1190453727 year old kissless virgin heredid you abandon your wizard quest or what
>>11904531>Anon, what did I teach you about telling lies?
>>11904550tell pony I can only be converted with a taste of Celestia's righteous fire
>>11904563I don't lie jellyfag.
>>11904537>shes not interested in meBut she let you sleep on her ass?
>>11904554>not considering the pony option>any year
>>11904567ANON ANGRYANON SMASH HEAD ON KEYBOARD TO REPLY
Celestia Quest is resuming!>>11904569
>>11904531What? There is no skype group where shitposting is organized and where ded artists come to laugh at the thread in secret. N-not at all.
>>11904562no I am actually getting quite /fit/ and I feel hot. I know I couldn't have done this years ago.
>>11904553because adorable ponies are adorable and they are constantly doing adorable things hidden in the backgroundthat and I must collect all the ponies. all of them
>>11904573I know,crazy right?
>>11904591The one where SB hangs out does.
why aren't you writing something original, not fanfiction
>>11904537better late than never
>>11904592Remember getting girls depends on the size of your wallet.
>>11904592>/fit/No, you aren't.
>>11904605because I hold no delusions that I will write "the next great American novel" and I enjoy writing shortfics where colorful horses violate humans
>>11904605because my writting style is dry and unengaging to people that are not as equally obsessive about the things I am.
>>11904591I wish there was.
>>11904592>I'm quite /fit/You are skinnyfat with a worrisome obsession for male bodies?
>>11902846And they succeed, of course, because everyone would be too busy jacking off to do anything about it
>>11904628yes exactly!The fact that I will never find an impossibly large dude to dominate the stuffing out of me gives me endless distress
>>11904537OK here's what you do now:1. Do not call her. Do not facebook her. Do not text her. Pretend she doesn't exist.2. Wait a while.3. She will contact you eventually. Tell her flat-out you want to be more than just friends, and if that isn't an option, you think it's best if you don't see each other at all.4. She will get upset. Shrug your shoulders.5. Wait a while longer. Keep getting /fit/.6. SHE WILL COME BACK TO YOU. GUARANTEED.7. Play it cool.8. Insert penis.You're welcome.
So, MLPG, how many have you ridden a horse before? And I'm not talking about that one time when you were little at the petting zoo.If you haven't ridden a horse, have you ever touched one?
>>11904640Then again, if he was there, I might opt out.
>>11904646What do you consider impossibly large?
>>11904592>Getting /fit/>Going outside>Working outDisgusting, you should be at home watching anime,cartoons and playing video games while having prog-rock or prog-metal playing in the background.And you should have a monitor for purely viewing comics and mangas.
>>11904655Not only have I ridden horses, I hold a certified BSA merit badge in the subject of Horsemanshipwhy do you ask?
>>11904675If you said Equine something, I would've believed you.
>>11904665seven ft tall with a ten inch horsedick
>>11904696Fuck, only 6'6" and 9"Oh well.
>>11904688Horsemanship is the Equine Studies of the boy scout world
>>11904655I went on a horseback ride with my family a few years back. I don't like horses.
Friendly reminder, be nice to artists you assholes.
>>11904688>>11904695>>11904704K. I apologize. Can you forgive me?And how old were you when you got the badge?
So mewball is on Game Grumps now.
>>11904702So you're not "impossibly huge"if you're willing to put forth some effort I'll look past your 'shortcomings' and let you rail the shit out of meAttitude is everything, after all
>>1190473014~15 or sowhy?
>>11904723Nobody has been rude to artists today.
>>11904741Alrighty, you were sentient at the time.
>>11904736No, that's okay. I'm not what you want, and I hope you do find it.
>>11904734But his thumb looks different.
>>11904723max is an asswipe that needs a good slap across the face
>>11904751ohokayare you sure you don't want to try
>The animal kingdom is pretty blase about the whole rape thing. Take the guppies.>Please.>No, seriously -- they have bladed dicks and they're raping everything, somebody get those crazy fuckers out of here.>legal rape
>>11904771Yeah, if I can't give you everything you want, there's no point.
She needs you to rub her down with a towel.
>>11904723I broke down in tears at the 3rd step
>>11904749Seriously, fuck Nobody.
>>11904621what he said.
>>11904723Ill never be this good. I quit.
>>11904824This ponies used to that.
>>11904650anon, I'm not interested in her. I just thought I could get my dick wet quickly. She's actually very bland and boring,we're nowhere near wavelength.But she's got a nice ass.Besides, she's just staying here for another couple weeks.Thanks anyway, I'll keep those in mind next time!
>>11904723Reminder that drawfags aren't artists.
>>11904824Contributors are not for sexual, Anon.
>>11904848Reminder that abstract art isn't real art
>>11904788darn, it's a shame that my disgustingly low standards will never be satisfied because of my willingness to talk a big game with no back-up whatsoever
>>11904857>implying you wouldn't sexual at least 1 of themYou know who I mean.
>>11904846because you won't put it in my mouth you jerk
>>11904857Neither are you.
>>11904848>people who don't make a living on sport aren't athletes>people who don't make a living on their music aren't musicians>people who don't get payed to draw aren't artists
I would sexual anyone on mlpg, but they wouldn't sexual me.
>>11904796I'd give her a rubdown alright
>>11904921WHATS WRONG PINKIE?
>>11904868anon, I told you trapanon isn't a contributor. Knock it off.
>>11903624why are they such sluts
>There's gonna be a micro comic of CelestiaFuck I'm hyped!
>>11904937cant deal with all this faggotry
>>11904947>trapanonthat's still a thing?
>>11904958I'll be so happy when it comes out.
>>11904958I know, it's going to be so goddamn great!
>>11904958It'll be her raising the sun, signing papers, and then lowering the sun.
>>11904966Oh yeah, right.Make that two contributors.
>>11904966That's my pickhttp://i.imgur.com/h3faA5Y.jpg
>>11904955people sure love giving cloudchaser the erroneous cutie mark don't they
>>11904998You don't have a big enough, black enough cock.
>>11904990Stormwalker's cloudmark is way cooler than Cloudchaser's shooting starmark
>>11904958You can not concive of my anticipation
>>11905012No, fuck you. I want to munch that muffin
>>11905003sanguinus isn't black....is he?
>>11905040>not knowing that he is
>>11905062I don't even know what he DOES, much less what he looks like
>>11904848Reminder popularfags aren't artists
>>11905089He does nothing for MLPG any more, so it doesn't matter who he is.
i like certain things
>>11904988Why is rediv such a slut?
>>11905090I have no idea what you're talking about
>>11905104reminder that you aren't a human
>>11905127The correct term is attention whore.I still want to hit it, though.
>>11905139what'd you buy, anon
>>11905139how many inchesflared or unflared
>>11905090it looks like she's laying on the ground
>>11904988>implying that's red
>>11905127You know that's not really rediv right
>>11905127because she knows that's exactly what you want
>>11905127because she's a Free American and she can do what she likes>>11905124me too!
>>11905158>>11905163She said it was, and I wouldn't doubt it was her.
>>11905164Wasn't she raped?
>>11905158Yeah, I can't see rediv that clean.
>>11905163That still doesn't change the fact that she's a slut.A cute slut, but still a slut.
>>11905136There sure are a bunch of lavenderish pegasiwas there some great lavender pegasus warlord ages past that had million foals or something
>>11905180She didn't and that picture belongs to some whore on leddit.
>>11905185I wonder how many dicks have been in rediv lately.
>>11905150Should be down at the mailbox by 4pm. The wait in the final hours always feels the longest.
>>11905219there's no way she would lie on the internet!
>>11905219that's pretty cool but without a tripcode there's no reason to believe it's legitalso, does rediv have a tripcode?
>>11905219There's no way someone could just put on her name! Anc reverse image search shows the picture belonging to someone else. She sure is sneaky.
>>11905249she doesn't as far as I can tell
>>11905219>some random anon says "is that rediv?"Why the fuck someone would think it's Rediv?
>>11905267because red is the sluttiest mare and the sluttiest human
>>11905249so ask her on skype or something.she has a skype, right?
>>11905281What a great accomplishment.
>>11905267because it's a girl?
>>11905283>she>being this newseriouslyI meanbah, whatever
>>11905281>rediv already became the sluttiest mareShit guys we better step our game up
>>11905293I'll be honest, that was a "wishful thinking" lieRed Ribbon is a slutty mare but I can't accuratly comment on the sluttiness of her human
>>11905304>tfw every single person in the general is actually of the opposite gender they claim to be
>>11905316rediv is a girl
>>11905330Rediv is not the only girl on the internet, dumbass.
>>11905324LETH'S A GIRL?!
>>11905309I tried to push crop tool and the go-top slutty mare but you guys just didn't believe me
>>11905304>he's never seen her stream>he's never heard her voicepleb
>>11905304if you have proof of the contrary then by all means post it
>>11905301why does she have a different cutie-mark?and what on earth is that thing attached to her butt?
Are there any G4 bobble heads?
>>11905336>leth>being maleWhat would be the opposite of being a genderless entity?Being queer?
>>11905334are you implying it's jessy or rose
>>11905372Giving the context of that post, I'm implying it was just some random picture from some random site on the internet.Use your brain, retard.
>>11905353a prosthetic mare vagina, she had her's removed for cleaning.
>>11905365>disgustingly fetishistic friendly AInope, fuck that, it's getting burned at the stake with the rest of the heretics
>>11905353tail thing for easy access/more buttsurface? I don't know
On fucking contributors again.I hate all of you.
COSPLAY CONTEST AT EVERFREE NW STARTING IN ~10 MINhttp://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=4
>>11905388what is fluttershy doing under there?
>>11905395but red is a grill, and hes a cheap whore, maybe if i tell her ill fuck her shell have cybersex with me
I WANT TO PONY PONE ALL NIGHT AND PONY EVERY DAY!
>>11905395You posted a picture that was made by a contributor, hipocrite.
>>11905395I couldn't even "ironically" seduce contributorsgood luck with your awful backwards mindgames shenanigans
>>11905405Trying not to die
>>11905390>that plump rear>that tail-dock>those bedroom eyesI would that buttslut with all my might
>>11905395I can try to turn it into a Celestia thread if you'd prefer that.
>tfw technique can't make up for a small cock to a cockslutW-what if I use a strap on?
>>11905421Last I heard, she wasn't a buttslut, just a cockslut
>>11905423I actually would.
>>11905387what makes you so sure that's the more likely option
>>11905432are you going to at least pretend you're in to it?
>>11905433What did I do this time to make you shout at me?
>>11905417for a pony that's praised as the queen of butts, RR isn't very pear-shaped.
>>11905449I would be more then into it. I have a fetish for other people cumming
>>11905455You take that back, RR is a very voluptuous pon.
>>11905455>tfw Palette Swap only takes Zebra cock
>>11905447Given it has no source nor timestamp, it's very likely it was just taken from another site on the internet.
>>11905446>tfw you will never fall asleep while Celestia huddles against you
>>11905471Palette is more voluptuous.RR is just chubby.
>>11905446>>11905488Why always Celestia? What about Luna?
>>11905491>RR is just chubbyAlright i'll give you that
>>11905506Because canon Luna is kinda autistic.I still like her though.I'd stay up all night long and let her show me all the different constellations if that made her happy.
>>11905467that's what you thinkI have a fetish for people forcing ejaculating, regardless of the receiver's pleasure
>>11905478no it was me
>>11905540don't believe you
>>11905540Just post yes on your tumblr
>>11905540funny, exclamation marks don't show up like that anymoreas if anyone ever fell for those
>>11905559No, take a new one with a timestamp.
>>11905545Anon, please.It's a jpg, not a png
>>11905518oh manthere's a lot of pone in there to cradleI would love to hold her like that
>>11905538I have no idea what you mean by forcing ejaculating.
>>11905574stimulating someone against their will?
guystalk about ponespls
>>11905586So you want me to rape you with a strap on?I could do that, I guess
>>11905598How about them Bears?
>>11905571And she would love to be held by you. She just loves when you feed her chocolate cupcakes and rub her belly.
No one here has rediv's skype?
>>11905602how about a strap pon
>>11905598What about phoenixes?
>>11905574forced orgasmsbasically the opposite of edging
>>11905622We need more mares pegging stallions/humans
Hey MLPGI love you
>>11905619can I rub her belly while she's riding me cowgirl-style?
it is happening
Rminder popularfag discussion is ruining mlpg
I should buy a horse mask.
>>11905636OHWait, do you want to force ME to cum, or do you want me to strap you down and force YOU to cum?I would prefer to be tied down
pony laid an egg sexually
>>11905646how am I supposed to love you If I can't even love myself?
COSPLAY CONTEST STARTINGhttp://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php?stram=4
>>11905660reminder your opinion doesn't matter
>>11905653No, Ribbon is not for sexual. Only cute.
>>11905665goddamn it, you're supposed to be the dominate onethis isn't ever going to work if we're both desperately waiting for someone to enslave us
>>11905678But ribbon is only for fetish material
>>11905678>Ribbon is not for sexual.Bullshit.
>>11905687ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I'LL DOMINATE YOUOr I would, if I knew where you were.
>>11905692>>11905696Man fuck both of you guys, i'm gonna rub Ribbon's belly non-sexually and there's nothing you fags can do about it.
Pony thinks you're everything wrong with everything
>>11905725There's a difference between being for sexual and being ONLY for sexual. I never said you couldn't rub her belly non-sexually.You're the one who said you couldn't do it sexually. I prefer to have the option open.
>>11905725i don't care what you do, i don't even ribbon sexually, but dont lie and say she isn't for sexually when she is.
>>11905723>erpBut I'm terrible at that
>>11905741pony doesn't even know
>>11905725She would get bored with you and leave you, because she wants sexual.
>>11905725even if there was another pony in there?
>>11905741Dash is just mad someone saw her enjoying the ear scratches i was giving her.
>10year old rara
>>11905741pony is right
>>11905760Pony knows at least that she hates you
These little girl cosplayers are rather good
>>11905766c'mon man you can't just dictate what the pony wantsleave him be with his non-sexual differences, it's not liek it's hurting anyone yet
>>11905779Where are you going with this?
>>11905801I hear that girls can get blue balled, too.
>>11905766>Implying I wont get bored of her first
>>11905812Dash is a very tsundere pony
>>11905779>>11905796That's just a sting operation. Undercover FBI operators are watching the whole thing.
>parading these children in front of all these grown men
>>11905820>implying it's not someone's fetish to think of it like thatcheck ur fetish privalige xe-scum
>>11905854>>11905796what are you talking about?
>>11905772I would try to get pony free
God what are they putting in the water?Some of these kids are stacked.
How much of a spaghetti lord is purplesmart?
what con was it that was going to have the grimderp panel?
>>11905880>kids on the stackUNF
>>11905889Bronycon, it won't be streamed
>>11905867>not available in my country
>>11905874with a knife? With laxatives?how?
>>11905812Dash is such a qt pony.
>>11905888She reached Wizardom years in advance. How much do you think?
>>11905860meat, especially pork is full of hormones due to the feed they receive
>>11905896i dont know if i should be disapointed that i cant watch it to mock it, or be thankful that it will stay in whatever small hole of people decide to show up for it, never to be heard or seen by the general population
>>11905907why is that pone so small
>>11905904with ghost magic yo, i'd reach through her belly and pull her out
>>11905931because she is a filly
>>11905892No, bad unf.
I want to sleep with pone
>>11905953The magic fails halfway though the process and now you are stuck in there too.What do?
>>11905957Shit Anon, don't tempt me like that. I don't wanna stoop so low.
It appears Rediv is into knife play/blood lettingRemind me never to let her tie me up.
>>11905967We all do, anon.
>>11905982>red ribbon is secretly a khornate cultistunf
>>11905972Kick Twilight right in her purple ass
>13 year old fursuiter
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE THE KINGGRAB MY MONEY, GO OUT THE DOOR, GONNA RENT THE RINGBEFORE I POST WRECK SOME KIDS TRYING TO DENY THE FRIEND ZONEBECAUSE WHEN I LEAVE FOR THE G, THEY'LL BE ON THE PHONEBecause they'll be trying to call 911 due to the fact that their punk ass is going down.Fuck it I can't remix. Hey MLPG.
>>11905996ho do you plan to do that, you are stuck inside red ribbon, remember?
>>11906005Is this a song based on that creepy guy?
>women can get BLUE VULVA like men can get blue ballsHAH
>>11905997I'm kinda happy that I don't even know where I could buy pillows like that.
>>11906012Its NBS being a retard.
which fuck would you pony
>>11906027With pony hooves useless for pleasuring themselves you could easily blue vulva a pony like this one.
>>11906026I guess I'm creepy then. I don't know.>>11906036>implying I'm not human>implying you're one to talk given the quote failure
>>11905900...that looks like strung-out Tara Strong and strung-out Lauren FaustLOOK AT IT
>>11906035you know it's just a google search away.
>>11906044none and or all of them
>>11906012I'm not gonna just dive in there anon, I obviously just reached my arms in there and got the,m stuck up to my elbows. Since Twilight is right next to me overseeing the operation i'd would take my foot and careen it right into Twilight's fat ass.
>>11906000Gotta brainwash them early
>>119058881. It's Magichorn, not Purplesmart. DYEWTS.2. She is the empress of spaghetti.
>>11906044Rarity, whenever she felt generous enough to give me the honor.
>>11906062Thats the joke.I'm not sure if its coincidence or a shop though.
>>11906072>my cutie mark expanded from a star cluster to a galaxyPfffffI don't get the rest
>>11906074The panicking pony grabbed you and yanked you in
>>11906064Yeah, but if I find out where to get them I'd probably break after a while.
>>11905888>spaghetti lordI just nostalgia'd of the old days back when you guys were irrelevant.Wait, you always were irrelevant after the board split.
>>11906104I feel kinda bad for laughing because that probably really hurt, but what the hell was she thinking?
turn on recursive filtering then hide posts.
thank god for md5 filters
>>11906112what if she wants you to break?
>alicorn OC cosplay
>>11906106Then I would have to fistfight pony inside of Ribbon until she threw us both up
NEW HORSE WHERE
>>11906141>Celestia wanting me to die of embarrassment when someone inevitably sees itWhy would she do that?
>>11906104what's the context here
>>11906132>>11906138The flinch in your eye calls your bluff.Unless this is a thing now.
>>11906131It probably did hurt, the leg she landed on just couldn't bear her weight from jumping like that.
>>11906161She just wants to be close to you, anon.
>>11906027Wait, what.Is this a real thing.
>>11906208Please Anon, show mercy
>>11906238Yep.If a girl doesn't cum, she can feel our pain.
>>11906244What if you went to sleep cuddling your Celestia pillow, only to wake up and find you're cuddling the real thing?
>>11906104That fucking curtain at the end.
>>11906328I'd probably assume that I'm dreaming, panicking because I know that I could wake up every second.
>>11906328>tfw you vomit everywhere because you're panicking over something that doesn't make any sense
>>11906460>you try to clean her coat without waking her up>panicking more and more with every second that passes>when she finally wakes up you are a sobbing mess in the corner, unable to form even a single comprehendible sentence