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>>11892262YOU.
>>11892286you were 2slow
>>11892274So police ponies have sirens? Or is her special talent at making the 'woo' noise?
>>11892292Friends don't let ponies drive drunk.
>tfw Tess hats us>tfw MiLes is ded>tfw Peanus is ded>tfw Obsidian is ded>tfw Moe is ded>tfw Kraut is ded>tfw Dafty is ded>tfw Apple is ded>tfw TAW is ded>tfw mewball hats us>tfw Changelingbro is ded>tfw Japanon is ded>tfw NPA is ded>tfw Scherzo hats us>tfw Moophins is ded>tfw Rubro is ded>tfw Metals is in jail>tfw Cheshire hats us>tfw AB is dead>tfw Noel hats us>tfw NTSTS hats us>tfw Disco hats us>tfw Nithirian is ded>tfw ReiDuran is ded>tfw Jailbait hats us>tfw LK hats us>tfw BDF is ded>tfw Jalm hats us>tfw xieril hats us>tfw ciircuit is ded>tfw Reu hats us>tfw Smile hats us>tfw PS is ded>tfw Don.ko is ded>tfw Unity is ded>tfw Gypsymagic is ded>tfw lolip is ded>tfw Goggles hats us>tfw Shout hats us>tfw Mangneto hats us>tfw PHN hats us>tfw Dalapony is ded>tfw No-Ink hats us>tfw Mocha hats us
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>>11892323Should we get a designated driver pony?
>>11892314They probably just make the noise. The unicorn cops probably use magic to amplify their voices when they do that.
>>11892314>WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
>>11892342Yes, let's get Fluttershy.
Going to run a funny quest tonight, should be good.
>>11892342Just ride them home. You won't get slapped with a DWI because you're not driving and neither will pony because you're riding them.
>>11892301There was still time and life. You broke the contract.
>>11892351I wish pony would be like pony more oftenS3 leg anatomy is disgusting
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>>11892351That fluttershy is a might questionable
>>11892338ded game
>>11892314no, that's the ambulance
>>11892331The number of contributors that have run through MLPG has always astonished me.
>>11892244Is Twilight Okay?
>>11892382Im not so sure Flutters is up to it right now, Tex
>>11892391I'm pretty sure you can get a DUI when riding a horse. I don't know how small sentient ones work.
>>11892414why is that
>>11892426and that's not even all of them
/co/, are you ready for the ponydrome?
>>11892351Ponies are very flexible. Horses can lie down all the way like that, right?? And their back legs bend forward like that, so what's awkward about sitting up like that? Is it just an awkward position?Applejack seems to have figured it out.
>>11892458Who's missing
>>11892382She could drink Applejack under the table anyday
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>>11892338All I know about that game is that you go fast and mash VGS as much as you can.
>>11892445Pony can't get a DUI if they're walking and you just happen to be on their back. That's more like public intoxication. if anything.
>>11892351Twilight seems happy?
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>>11892403>FIM>caring about pony animations>after S1
>>11892458I wonder what other generals have the same volume of contributors. Are there any others? From what it looks like at least a quarter of the /mlp/ traffic is generated from MLPG. What board has a quarter of its population running through one thread?
>>11892501You also sometimes mash VGTG
>>11892446No particular reason
>sweaty>hairy
>>11892501that's pretty much it. It was more fun though.
>>11892512>megasweet>god tierWhat is this, 2011?
>>11892331Why am I even on that listIt's not only that I am still here daily, but that I have barely contributed anyways
>>11892512>dala>mehMan, were we really that big of faggots back then?
>Turbo is going to be more successful than Boxtrolls
>>11892571Tex isn't even on there. As a tripfag contributor who contributes then proceeds to leave his trip on the rest of the day I'm curious where he falls on that man's tier opinion.
>>11892588>good tier>KloudmuttYes
>>118925If you don't contribute then you are ded.
>>11892571...yes?
>>11892392hngggggggg
>>11892461I can hardly wait until we have our own arcology.Each floor has its own best pony. The food level thinks Applejack is best pone, the clothing level thinks Rarity is, and the science and engineering levels are Twilicorn and Twilight respectively.
>>11892244I've been looking for this gifthanks
>>11892512>Dala in meh tierWhat a shitty list
>>11892645Derpy would definitely be a volunteer firefighter. She likes to help.
>>11892645This fucking artist draws nothing but meme faces on literally everything he draws. I saw his booth at a convention and he was just sitting there smiling and i've never hated anyone more
poor old horse
Friendship is the best god damned thing.A friend of mine just dug up a mint condition front-loader NES, complete with lightgun and gave it to me because he could. Best damn feeling.
>>11892671>Look at that faggot>Just SMILING and shit>Like he fucking OWNS the place
>>11892680I still remember that time my friend let me play Zelda: Link's Awakening on his Game Boy. Friends giving you awesome stuff is awesome.
What kind of music does pony enjoy?
>>11892671>he was just sitting there smiling and i've never hated anyone moreI'm giggling like an idiot and I don't know why.
So, I found EqG and I'm gonna watch it with a friend tomorrow. Gonna pre-order the blu-ray tonight so it's quasi-legal.
>>11892671>like he fucking owns the pl->>11892692Fuck you
>>11892710Thanks, now you have me laughing.
>>11892727No anon, don't watch it.don't pre-order it either. It's not worth it.
If ya'll be liking fairy tales I'm streaming some~Just a little fyi if you're bored.
I never posted in one of these before, because I've been too busy faggoting up other things.
>>11892709AJ would unfortunately probably like country or maybe classic rock. Pinkie would probably like happy hardcore and electropop. Dash, probably punk rockI can see Fluttershy liking owl city for some reasonAnd Twilight would like Venetian snares
>>11892752Well you're always welcomed as long as you don't act like a faggot.
>>11892751I can't remember the name of your stream.
>>11892751Post the link you butt.
>>11892751I save my animu nights for Toonami
>>11892751Which ones?
>>11892768>unfortunately
>>11892680Friendship is a weird thing. I think a lot of people have become jaded over what giving and friendship means.My co-worker/friend was thirsty. I was going on a drunk run on my break and as I was leaving he realized he didn't have any money. I asked him what he wanted. He explained again he didn't have money. He told me but then emphasized he couldn't pay me back. I told him not to worry about it. He was really confused.My other co-worker was the same way when I volunteered to give him a few rides to work because he lost his license.What the hell happened?
>>11892752please don't tell me you actually think that looks good
>>11892709Twi is into progrock, and Rarity is a /Sapphire Shores fangirl. Both think the others' taste is shallow.Pinkie listens to Equestria's version of Radio Disney, and is hip to all the new kid-pop. She's gotta have the latest and loudest when hosting parties at SCC, after all.AJ loves Country, but she got a taste for Jazz while in Manehattan. Rainbow Dash listens to rock... and when nobody's around, j-pop.Fluttershy listens to grungecore. She pretends fireflies are glow-sticks.
>>11892768fluttershy likes owl city because it has owl in the name
>>11892799>Both think the others' taste is shallowWell they'd both be right!
>>11892768nothing wrong with country/folk you shit
>>11892799>Pinkie pie listens to kids bop version of all her friends favorites songs
>>11892796It starts with "J" and ends with "ews".
>>11892796Generosity isn't part of our culture anymore. Funny how that happens as liberalism becomes dominant and conservatism falls out of fashion...
>>11892821I spoilered it because it is a personal opinion.
>>11892796It's probably the place you worked in, that sort of exchange is not the norm there.
>>11892750But it's canon! And I've got to know all of canon, or my fanfictions will be inaccurate!
>>11892244last thread died 2soon but whatevs>What troubles you, Twilight?>Why is this happening? I wasn't this tall two months ago! Every day I grow a little more! I'm head and shoulder over my friends! My brother! Everyone! Princess, I'm almost as tall as you!>Simply put, your body is adjusting over time to your newfound power. You have surpassed all my expectations as a student, and now it will show through your stature. This slight period of growth will end soon enough, and once you finish growing you will find yourself more comfortable.>You may even surpass my own height
>>11892837Because you're forced to be charitable, it isn't an option
>>11892780>>11892777S.s.orrylivestream.com/mtdoodledump?t=605764
>>11892864This would make a cute little story or comic.
>>11892864Man, it's gonna be weird when all of them are that tall.
>>11892856The only canon that changed show-wise was that Twilight is a little more comfortable with being a princess. Literally nothing else changed. If you watch Season 4 without watching EQG, you will not be out of the loop.
>>11892837>>11892828ml/pol/g pls>>11892850This might be the truth. Everyone's poor and bitter. We all either failed to go to college or are over 50 and still working in food service.I remember people being more generous at my university.
>>11892864I bet she would be really lanky for the first few months, and then stuff her face in an attempt to put some meat on her bones.
>>11892680>Friendship is the best god damned thingWhere do I get these friends?
Hey anon, I'm hoping you're capping that Fizzle story.
So anything new for today?
>>11892886But he won't know about Flash Sentry, or the numerous, but subtle, references Twilight will make about EG and the human world in S4!
>>11892864Human Twilight's proportions change over time, her butt, hips and bust filling out as she gains height to match Celestia's Amazon-goddess figure.
Hello, and thank you for allowing me back into MLPG. How are your projects coming along?
>>11892926WHATTHERE'S A FIZZLE STORYWHERE FUCKING WHERE
>>11892837Person in need: Can I catch a rideConservative: TAKE A HIKE YOU FILTHY LIBERAL SCUM. GET A JOB AND BUY A CAR. ALL YOU DO IS TAKE AND TAKE FROM SOCIETY. I EARNED WHAT'S MINE.Liberals: TAKE THE FUCKING BUS YOU PIECE OF SHIT. UNLESS YOU WANT TO RAPE THE PLANET EVEN MORE BY RIDING IN A CAR.Everyone else who doesn't fall on either extreme: Sure dude.
>>11892869Wait a minute, liberals are forcing morality (sharing/"giving") like conservatives are forcing morality (straight marriage)? I thought they were supposed to be the smart ones?
>>11892926but it's already on pastebinwhy bother?
>>11892932There will be once you draw it.
>>11892942>Spongebob Ross
>>11892933stop that
>>11892827My fucking sides. It sounds so right.
>>11892837>pointless political jab out of nowhere /pol/ pls fuck off
>>11892932That's a big hat
>>11892883I liked when she was little. I like it that she's gotten taller also. It's a very conflicting feel>>11892934unf
>>11892956I just like it better as a cap.
>>11892918He was a childhood friend of mine, we've known eachother since elementary school. We agree on practically nothing and hold completely opposing world views, but I've always been happy to know him as a friend. We talk smack and poke fun at one another nearly every day, and I would not have it any other way.
alright, quest thread is up. come join me mlpg>>11892981
>>11893003But I can't quest.
>>11892988but it's easy and more convenient as a pastebinand if you really like it that much, put it on notepad
>>11892918Find ones that have all five Elements, and the sixth will appear. If they don't supply all five, be the remainder!
>>11892986>like it that she's gotten taller also. It's a very conflicting feelThere is more of her to love.
>>11892934God dammit we need this drawn.
>>11893012but why anon?
>>11892977>"Hey dash! I find a super awesome cover of a song you like!">"pinkie i seriously doubt that it's something i-"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE
>>11892942I'm procrastinating. I need to write a method that returns a collection of tiles reachable from a certain position within a given number of tiles. The logic is basic but I'm not sure where to put it so I'm putting off writing it completely.
>>11893039make a flowchart and work from there
>>11892962>>11892984alright perhaps I'll draw something.most likely DaS related
>>11893022maybe MsoB could?
>>11893070das a shitdragon's dogma is better
>>11893022No we don't.
>>11893013Fine.
>>11893070>DaS related
>>11892977>Pinkie singing along with Rainbow:>"Money!>It's a hit>Don't give me that do-goody-good bullspit!">Rainbow hits pause.>"What the fuck, Pinkie Pie?">Pinkie blinks.>"Isn't that how it goes?"
>>11893092You can like both.
pleaseplease don't just mention a fizzle story and not give me a link to anythingplease
>>11893032I am also bad at questing because I'm not creativeFun reading them, though
>>11893092Pffft nah.
>>11893081He or AA could work. Maybe JB when he stops hatting himself.
>>11893121those ponies seem very focused on AJ
>>11893035No. No. All I could do was scream when I heard that. 10/10 m8
>>11893127last threadthere's a pastebin
>>11893035God damn it, is that really on a CD album somewhere? I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head in shame at the crap people make and buy.
>>11893121No you can't. You're only allowed to like one thing.I choose to like pony.
>>11893126pastebin.com/KTBeP7dpHere ya go Anon
>>11892986Yeah, it's just... can you imagine the final scene, when all of them are princesses and doing the "mane six" pose?
>>11893161whoops>>11893126
>>11892998I had a friend I've known since pre-school and we shared basically our whole lives and always did and gave stuff to each other. One day I said something that he didn't like and we had a few minor arguments and we haven't talked to each other for a few days and then he and two other guys i who were my friends attacked my at night and I had to be hospitalized. I have lost friends before that, most of the time for trivial reasons, but since then I realized that it is better to trust nobody no matter how close they are to you. Sometimes there are moments that make me think real friendship exists, but my hunch is that everyone is jsut deluded about it.
>>11893061As I said, the logic is fine and I can pseudocode it, but. Hmm. I guess I could put it where the map is... then it could just be like a query...
>>11893126what the fuck is fizzle?
>>11893164>>11893152Oh they're still at it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiymHzHEKcM
>>11893070Draw AJ as the capra demonWinona is one of the dogs
>>11893187This cutiehttp://derpibooru.org/363632
>>11893092Doesnt matterRarity is better
>>11893172>They pose for the camera>Flash>All fall off balance because they are still getting used to being so tall.>Pinkie give a small chuckle>Soon enough all of them join in as it erupts into a veritable cacophony of laughter>Tears of joy and hugs a plenty>Roll credits
>>11893218oh thats the pink dragon klondike want to fuck. i didnt know he had a name.
>>11893233We can agree on something at least.
>>11893257As if he's the only one that wants to fuck him
>>11893111>
>>11892945Here.http://pastebin.com/KTBeP7dp
>>11893184That person was probably a sociopath. A real friend can and will pardon you for not agreeing with them. These friends are few and far between, you might know fewer of them than you have digits on your fingers but they are certainly out there.
Pony is hot and bothered
>>11893199>Not Crackle Asylum Demon
Pony loves you.
>>11893318I love you platonically too, best pony.
>>11893189I don't understand. Do kids even like listening to kids sing? I didn't. Wait, Jesus Christ. This song came out this year didn't it?? 24th album???How are they still making money from this??? Do just all the kids' parent buy these?
>>11893318Which pony loves me?
>>11893126>>11892926>>11892945>>11893168Yeah, this is the pastebin, but since you guys asked, I went ahead and pieced it together for you. It's a little too big for a straight drop, so there's a little kludge at the end, but I hope this does it for you.No homo.A little homo.
>>11893318Oh man, I want to stick my penis in that underage horse
>>11893344Snails
>>11893331>platonically
>>11893332parents buy it for their kids or for themselves because they think it's "cute"
>>11893241>roll credits>Pinkie talks all during the credits about all the adventures they had, and how Equestria came to know permanent peace among all races of sapient during their reign, and how they took their place among the stars as the brightest points of light, watching the ponies forever and ever
>>11893347Thanks man.
>>11893241>>11893384my heart
>>11893241>>11893384Whoever would write those endings would be too good for hasbro
>>11893347totally pointless, but whatever reallyi really don't know what's the point of post caps for >feels or whatever
>>11893347I love a little homothank you so much
>>11893352Your dick may be the dick that she needs, but is it the dick she deserves?
your favorite pone a shit
>>11893198I don't remember that happening.
>>11893370I just want to squeeze that filly in a hug.
Isn't My Little Pony a girl's show?
>>11893189No, please no. I just want this to be over. Just make it go away, please.
>>11893297I just don't feel it anymore. And happens here in this thread is nice proof of what I think is going on. Just look at how easily someone gets loved and hated here, how easily someone is held high or ostracized, most of the time for trivial and arbitrary reasons. But here everyone's anaonymous. No reason to put on the mask like you have in real life.Frienship only exists, because in our subconscious it is linked to gaining something from someone else. It's just a mind trick, a vestige of an ancient survival strategy. As soon as you stop being able to provide any sort of profit to your "friend", this whole friendship business ends.
>>11893426She's a princess, and she'll imprison you for saying such awful things about her.
>>11893435maybe
>people whose favorite pony isn't one of the main six
>>11893438http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bSZUcL5Hmkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7ifV5KvxJY
>>11893313That would be betterOr maybe as GapingI can imagine her nose flopping around when you hit itPinkie would be the best invaderShe'd chase you through every area of wherever you are, making you fear for your humanitythen when she finally corners you, you look down and see a circle of prism stones, with an item in the middleas you pick up your titanite slab, she does the wave gesture and black crystals out
>>11893461>watching ponies instead of playing themDYEWTS
>>11893452We are rude because we can vent, we don't need to deal with bullshit.Real friends do exist, but I'll tell you that they are very hard to come by.
>>11893473this. You can like them, but based on what? Fan fiction?
would a pony a sauna
>>11893426How dare you. My pure maiden waifu doesn't poo. My little sister asked me the other day how ponies went to the bathroom. I told her "like dogs". She seemed confused and said "But they" then stopped. I think it's just occurred to her that ponies don't have genitals.
>>11893520Pony does what it wants
>>11893370I'm sorry, but I just don't swing that way...You're absolutely precious though
wwould you?
>>11893524Or that they're not dogs.
Just dropping by to post some requests.
>>11893524I just imagined her expressions in my mind and I can't stop laughing.
>>11893493are you playing with your little pony again anon?
>>11893551Yes, all over those legs
>>11893551If she smelled just like her pony version it would be a done deal.
>>11893562And this.
>>11893551Yes. But I doubt she would.
>>11893524But if she's see The Last Roundup or Baby Cakes, she knows they poo
>>11893562new gf when?
>>11893551Would I what?
>>11893579hot damn
>>11893579Dooks new GF when?
>>11893579You taking requests right now?
>>11893575What does her pony version smell like?
>>11893583She did we watched The Last Roundup together Obviously they do, but I don't think the "where does it come out" occurred to her I guess.
>>11893585you know.would.
>>11893571My nigga.
>>11893579>>11893562Nice job!
>>11893584>>11893595Give me 15 minutes, I'll go dinner then stream it.>>11893607Sure.
>>11893488Well those I'm not so surprised. Bring me to life just caught me by surprise, and I already fucking despise that thrift store shit.
>>11893621Play football with her? Of course!
>>11893621Why does Dash have her skirt all the way up to her belly button?
>>11893569Pony keeps killing me over and over again.
>>11893551Would I turn her back into a pony?Yes.
>>11893644What "back into"?She's never been a pony, you're thinking of Rainbow Dash.
>>11893642So others can see her bike shorts and know she's not one of those super girly girls who can't into pants.
>>11893608Mixture of sweat, cheap cologone and wetness (she always get wet when shes flying around due to excitment, you can smell her sex at all times at that point)
>>11893402>>11893403This would be the REAL best ending: CMC get their marks, Rarity becomes a princess by marriage, RD becomes a wonderbolt, and Pinkie and Gummy wander into the woods, looking for their next adventure. "Hey, why don't you come with us?"Screen turns white as you push through the bushescredits black-on-white
>>11893662Eh. That feels a little more off, somehow.
So how often are we going to see Twilight carted about in the faggot-mobile in season 4?those toys aren't going to shill themselves!
>>11893684I AM JUST WAITING FOR AJ'S TRUCK
>>11893684About as often as the mane six become crystal ponies.
>>11893435It's about girls. Girls walking around naked on all fours. Girls hugging and laughing naked. Nude sleepovers, having their nails done naked, governing naked, and sometimes arguing naked.Why, you don't like girls shows, anon?
Pony is naked for you
>>11893662WHAT ABOUT BESTPONEYOU ALSO FORGOT APPLEJACK
>>11893633
>>11893695>deniallel
>>11893641Would you help her stretch first? It's important she gets her legs nice and warmed up. You're going to have to help her by letting her lie down and you're going to have to bend her leg as far up against her chest as you can. She's going to want you to put your whole body into it. Both legs. Don't mind the grunting. Then she's going to want to do it standing up and using you as her stretching post. She'll put a foot on your shoulder and stretch until your noses are almost touching. Afterwards she's going to want you to help her with her post-game stretch as well. After all, you were so good at the pre-game one. Don't mind the sweat glistening off of her warm body or her sky blue thighs rubbing against your torso.
>>11893641Don't play coy with me.
>>11893452But people refuse to invest anymore. Friends must be nurtured, like plants, so they can give you their fruit when they bloom.
>>11893716But all of the ponies are naked, all of the time.
This community is too circle jerky and pointless. I only come here to check artists new work anyways. I'm going to stick to checking artist tumblrs and the /art/ section on the sub. I would like it if artists were to use that board instead. Goodbye.
>>11893743For you
>>11893488Do they have "I kissed a girl"?
>>11893735I think you just broke me, anon
>>11893505I wish this was true, but you know the song "Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out"? My life took a turn for the worse at some point and sure enough I had to fend for myself for a while. I got up again and live fairly well now, because i don't spend much and now that I'm back to normal again I sometimes hear people asking me to help or if I'm okay when minor shit happens. This makes me furious. Where were they when I needed actual help? Where were they when I had to fight for survival? Nowhere. Nobody helped me. As much as I wish this friendship shit was real, I've been fucked over a little too often. If you have nothing to give you might as well not exist. People walk past homeless people as if they weren't there, but stick like barnacles to rich people and suck up to them. That is exactly what it is all about. I try to accept people, but at this point I'm too convinced that the reason why people have friends have nothing to do with any altruistic wishful thinking.
>>11893696They're ponies anon.
>>11893716She has a hat though.
>>11893737
>>11893721>BESTPONEWHY DONT YOU POST HER THEN
>>11893786Still naked
>>11893786She "left the hat on" for you.
>>11893786
>>11893794Okay, here is bestpone
>>11893786Not if she's eating it
>>11893692it's actually more possibleTwilight knows about cars and how it can help humans go long distancesSo she can put 2 and 2 and help create magic powered cars and trucks
>>11893786So does this one, and it's way more fashionable
>>11893757dammit why do i always giggle whenever i see that line?
>>11893768>Afterwards she'll slap your butt and tell you "good game".
>>11893835
>>11893696>governing nakedunf
>>11893829No anon, EqG will never be brought up in the show.
>>11893835It's not as practical though.>>11893815>do you want the hat on or off?>off please>too bad
>>11893761I found this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWUlJKiqkuc
>>11893829But if she sees or hears about a car accident, she'll keep it under her hat. Especially if she hears the statistics on car accidents.
>>11893731I thought that RD was going to get completely stuck between those cheeks. Or even sucked in.
>>11893844Unf
sex with celestia
>>11893818twilight is not bestpone anymore, as cancer cannot be a pony
Would you a little pony if you were a little girl?
Okay, time to get back to watching Star Wars. Good night!
>>11893829it's complete bullshit that we didn't see her reaction to cars
>>11893735>>11893844the pony dash would do this too, funnily enough
AJ is really selfish with her hat
>>11893929What if cancer pony attacking cell ponies?
>>11893926What kind of drink is that?Is it a cocktail with Sunny D?
>>11893934I'd probably try to brush their hair and end up puling to hard.
pony refuses to release your waffle
>>11893934No. I would a big stallion
>>11893962Then I will take it from her.
What if pony grew up on the wrong side off the tracks with saltoholic parents that grow magic energy crystals to get by.
>>11893955cocks and Sunny D are involved, yes.
>>11893488>>11893872http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3lk47VC_R0Gentlemen welcome to hell
>>11893731Hmm, not really my cup of tea man.I'm coloring something by that artist tho, you might like it.
>>11893992>What ifbro that's Fluttershy's childhood, DYEWTS
>>11893929>cancer cannot be a pony
>>11894015Worth a shotLessee what you got
>>11893980pony begins sobbing uncontrollablywhat do
>>11893967A stallion like that would impale you to death.
Celestia Quest resumes in 13 hours and 30 minutes.
>>11893907xiiiieeeeriiiilllll
>there a re people here who would sexually an EG character
>>11894001unf
THE ARISTOCRATS
>>11893081You know, maybe I will./moronsonofboron
>>11894040I ask her why she is crying.
>>11894083>+12 NOT IN MY GLORIOUS MURRIKA
>>11894083WOAH DOOKSWOAH WHAT THE FUCK
>>11894071>there are people who would sexually a horse
>>11894098>gr streaming>just as i'm going to sleepnooo
I have a headache.Console me with handsome stallions.
>>11894098Oh, boy, it's going to be bland!
>>11894083Hey this is a Christian imageboard.
>>11894095COMEDY GOLD
I need pictures.Pictures of Silver Spoon.
>>11894083>imgur link>(dead)
>>11894134he deleted ithe even warned us in the email field
>>11894065Wh-what
>>11894133
>>11894121
>>11894083>implying you can hide from 4chanX
>>11894133Pony or human?
>>11894134You can never be safe enough.Gravity Falls stream starts in 5 minuteshttp://derpy.me/3TUyi
>>11894083Does she actually have wings in the sketch?
>>11894157Pony of course.
>>11894159...Which episode
>>11893941This is true, but I'd prefer if it was school age Dash. She'd end up in all the sports uniforms. I'd try out for the sports just to become closer to her.>End up the towel and water boy.>She treats you like you're all hers.
>>11894159>still deleting his posts in 30 secondsSHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
>>11894171That's her tail
>>11894150Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash
>>11894185No I just forgot to clear that field.
Anyone know their birthdays?
>>11894186>that seriesfucking UNF
>>11894189
>>11894199I just wanted a link to download it
>>11894133>>11894188and another for good measure
>>11894133Does this work?
>>11894199Dooks why you so cray cray?
DAYMAREaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa~
>>11894177Well, I don't have too many screenshots.
>>11894211http://megafiles.se/bv2e82up8imnAllright, last post.
>>11894199OkAlrightWe're clearEveryone relax
>>11894125Isn't that AA? If you're going to insult someone, do it properly.
WHAT DID DOOKS POST?
So I saw the adorable picture of Pinkie and Big Mac playing Jenga.Where's the picture of Pinkie and Big Mac performing open heart surgery?
>>11894247A picture of his new miniature pony
>>11894247A taco
>>11894238to be fair theyre both pretty bland
>>11894247He bought a miniature pony.
>>11894247A colored picture of your mother.
>>11894247http://i.imgur.com/tXaulSw.png
>>11894269>>11894258What color was it?
http://derpy.me/3TUyi
>>11894221FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAREaaaaAaaAAaaaa-
>>11894213wait what? dt and ss appear in eg? i know the cmc do
Have you measured your pony's butt yet?
>>11894296DYEWTSpinoff
>>11894202It's a series?
>>11894308I couldn't find a tape measure big enough
Someone was requesting fizzle earlier?
>>11894348I wasn't but I am now. that greentext was wonderful please sequeal
>>11894348Are you offering to draw him?Or write him?
>>11894206Would you do both EqG Dash and pony Dash at the same time? I'm sure they'd be into it~
>Dooks' stream won't even load for methanks obama
>>11894348If you're offering drawing, draw him hanging with some human.If you're capping, it's already done.
>fondling my balls>one of my testicles appears to be missingUhhhhh, I feel like I should be an an ER or something...?
>>11894371>>11894374he obviously means a drawing you fuckign retards. go fuck off to /mlp/ if you want someone to "write" something
>>11894348who?
>>11894416le mad face xd
>>11894386Would they compete to see who's better at it?
>>11894374I'm terrible at writing but I might draw.
>>11894403It's probably sucked up into the socket. Stand up and massage your pelvic bone where it meets your dick and see if you can work it out. It's not a bad thing
>>11894416wow, did >fanfiction kill your family or something?
>>11894403Hitler pls
How true is this
>>11894485what a nerd
>>11894491the artist is kind of a geek, too
>>11894386unf
>>11894485flip the labels around
>>11894386>>11894436M-maybe?
>>11894485Not at all.
>>11894403You better get there QUICK, that happened to my cousin once caused him to have a stroke.>>11894450DON'T DO THIS, I could excelerate the issue.
>>11894485haha programmars are boring artists are mad cool
>>11894485I wish I had a room filled with deadpool stuff
>>11894485The artist side is true of every artist I've met, not sure about programmer
>>11894440as it should be
>>11893735>You'll never be the new colt at Cloudsdale High>You'll never find yourself standing around awkwardly at P.E. when the teacher tells everyone to split into pairs to warm up>The outgoing filly with rainbow hair won't see you're the new kid and partner up with you>You won't help her stretch and accidentally grab her in the wrong spot to see her squirm and stifle a giggle>When you realize you found a ticklish spot Dash would blush seeing the expression on your face.
>>11894400Not too great with humans.
What are you listening to right now, MLPG?
>>11894598Teach the world to fap
>>11894598A compilation of all the recruitment themes from Fire Emblem.
>>11894598http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DgbB_uN4Ww
>>11894615http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEPHLPmt914
>>11894598Mt's stream.
>>11894598http://youtu.be/Atw9qUWiNio
>>11894598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx6w3j7cWa0
It's tough! It's really tough being a success!Sigh... I am so jealous of you useless bastards who have never even gotten close to any kind of success.Y'know, the biggest obstacle when attempting new challenges are your past accomplishments.They'll trip you up! You can't escape them!Sigh... I am so jealous of you useless bastards... No one expects anything from you, and you're so happy...You can do anything! Worry-free!Sigh... It's really tough being a success!
>>11894598http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5i8gfqLLyw
>>11894627>brony music
>>11894598http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCXOIam-kzc
>>11894485>Why not both
>>11894598http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVekJTmtwqM
>>11894556>"Don't get cheeky with me, kid."
>>11894598http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=887Glv9BSkgIt sounds rubbish on youtube though
>>11894690Artrammer or Progtist?
>>11894598Your favorite pony breathing
>>11894733You don't even know who my favorite pony is.
>>11894556>>11894715fuck offno sexdont bother
>>11894674It's a serious cover of a very silly song from a series called "Rainbow Dash Presents" that parodies and pokes fun of dark and 'famous' fanfics. A shit ton of work goes into those.I forgot all about Princewhatever until I saw that cover pop up.The cheerful tune of a real boyfriend and girlfriend singing to each other calling each other pet names makes me sad ;_;
>>11894750Yes I do
>>11894627I prefer the originalhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mBa0civN5Y
>>11894755eat shit
>>11894763No you don't.
>>11894783>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mBa0civN5YThe original is great, I was just impressed they could make it sound real. Unless it was one before this?
>>11894795Pony does.
>>11894800I bet she would squeal if you stuck your finger in there
>>11894810Pony knows who my favorite pony is?What else does pony know?
>>11894755You're just angry you weren't friends with Dash when you were young teenagers. Don't be angry, we weren't either.
>>11894702The horse is on fire, and there's no marker in the new threadAnd the piss is all muddied with a thousand lonely suicidesAnd a dork wind blows The janitors are corruptAnd we're on so many feelsWith the hiatus on and original content goneWe're trapped in the belly of this horrible fandomAnd the fandom is bleeding to death The contributors have fallen downAnd no requests are being drawnAnd the Anons are all dead at the top of their repostsIt went like this: The third season toppled in on itselfAnons posting poniesPicked through the shitpostsAnd wrote their greentext storiesThe threads were beautiful on fireAll walls of text stretching across the threadEverything washed in a thin layer of piss I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful -These are truly the last threads" You started a new horseAnd we fell into itLike a daydream Or a feverWe posted in one morning thread and fell a little further downFor sure it's the valley of shitpostsI open up the archiveAnd it's full of piss
>>11894809>>11894783>>11894760holy shitis this really mlpgwha the actual fuck?
>>11892331>MLPG still thinks you're ded.Good. Gooood.
>>11894829The mysteries of the universe
>>11894598http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rfEU3zMVqc
>>11894819She'd probably make noises if you put it in her ear too
>>11894819In... her nose?
>>11894846mlpg is full of piss anon
>>11894846>people like what you don't7 billion people on this planet, and this still surprises people?
>>11894851obsidian pls
>>11894851Kraut pls
>>11894846Calm down, Squidward, two of those were the same guy and one was just replying.
>>11894836do you really think i give a shit?if it isn't about sexwhy should anyone care
>filename related, it's what I say when all the famous contributors are cowards who resort to blocking me
>>11894846yeshttp://mlpg.co/dashie/
>>11894824like who?
shoot did i miss discussion about princewhateveri really liked his bab seed cover a lot
>>11894884because your opinion doesn't matter
pony
>>11894887>I'm an athiest>debate me
>>11894926Which pony is the most euphoric?
>>11894884Because some people like fun feels. You'd be surprised by this, but some forms of entertainment aren't about sex.
>>11894926I don't have a response because I don't understand.Here's a filename I was proud of before I developed standards!
>>11894884because sometimes awkward or amusing teenage moments are fun too.Not everything is for beating your meat anon.
>>11894920http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9zuUgYPIj0
>>11894674>mfw hardly anybody I meet knows what show this is from or how great it is>mfw someone should stram some episodes>mfw I have no face
>>11894923>The blood ravens have taken your favorite pony as a sacred relic of the chapterWhat do?
>>11894884Just because you don't enjoy it doesn't mean other people don't.
>>11894979Obviously I will thank them for the gift and take it back.
>>11894979she's a good pon
>>11894887only a masochist would enjoy your presence
Thanks for coming to the stream!See you guys in a few days.
>>11894556>>11894715I know I fucked up the pic somehow, before you point it out.
>>11894965....I'm actually impressed.
Why was Spike wearing Rarity's dress?Because he wanted to dress in dragon!
>>11894979You're so generous, thank you for giving me my favorite pony.
>>11894965
>>11894993You don't even know who I am, so here's a hint for you.Enjoy searching the archive to find my identity with this new info, stalkerfag.
>>11894995>streamwhat did I miss?
>>11894952>>11894955>>11894981i can tell you're new to mlpgnon sexual feels are dead in mlpgit's always one guy slowly samefagging and no one respondingunlike most sex related ones where you have different people working on it, they usually get faster responses and get capped. and shit, it even lead to a oc created for the guy who does most of themso tell me, does mlpg really care about non sexual "feels" anymore?
>>11894995w-what streamwhat did i misswho are youwho am i
>>11895015Gravity Falls season finale.
>>11895013you're NBS.this level of autism is typical of you.
>>11895016You certainly don't.
>>11895027>finalefucking really?
>>11895027well fuck me sideways
>>11895000I liked the amount of energy put into it. It's a rock version that sounds generously energetic. It helps a lot that he added more lyrics to make the song more his. Then crammed the Smile song in there.
>>11895013What makes you think anyone would care?
http://derpy.me/SAazqMsoB streaming
>>11895046yes really
>>11895027Season 2 is over already?
>>11895050streaming what?
>>11895016>what_illiterate_anon_believes.jpg>mfw>>11895040What did I do? All I did was moan about cowards.>>11895049See above.
So anything interesting at that AKR and Sisby panel at whatever con is going on?
>>11895027>>11895055>season finaleWhat happened to the other two episodes?
>>11895016There only seems to be one guy, namely you, that shits things up if it isn't sex all the time in a story..Sod off.
>>11895064you lack the self-awareness to understand.
>>11895071Was there a VA panel yet?
>>11892331Why am I never on this list?
>>11895016Look, pal, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and think maybe you're just stupid.Nonsexual feels are the bread and butter that form the basis of all other feels. They are the protoforms, the foundation. Why wouldn't we care about them?
WHICH PONY IS MOST LIKELY TO HAVE PONY AIDS?
>>11895073Well, I thought it was a finale. A giant fucking cliffhanger, thats for sure.
>>11895100CELESTIA
>>11895048>generously energetic>gen...er...ic>generic
>>11895055new season in a year?
>>11895083Lack of self-awareness? Are you kidding? In real life, I'm aware 24/7 of how different I am, even if I'm breathing slightly slower than everyone else. Here, I'm aware 365 days a year of my superiority.>>11895100RARITY
I really wish artists would get a side tumblr for all the QA. I hate it when I follow someone for their art and then they spam your dash with random questions and answers.
>>11895095I'm wondering why I'm not on it anymore.
>>11895100Rainbow Dash keeps fucking Ziggers, so her.
>>11895100The Mayor, obviously.
>>11895102Well unless something has changed there's two episodes remaining.
...
>>11895124Oh, you.
>>11895100ZecoraYou heard what I said. Want to fight about it?
>>11895124Drawing tonight?
>>11895117I see someone follows Kevinsano's NSFW tumblr too.
>>11895146DEDMAU5?
>>11895146BE BETTER AT PRESSING BUTTONS THIS TIME YOU STUPID PONY
>>11895154No, I'm drawing tonight.
>>11895098read>anymorehow many non sexual feels you remember seeing capped lately. one, the teen dragon one, after it was requested since it already had a pastebinnow, can you remember the last 3 or so non sexual caps from these past months? or how about an actually finished greentext chain that doesn't die off from no interest?
would you the mark of khorne crusaders?
>>11895180The whole tonight?
>>11895148>tfw the time turner is mayor mare's assistant fanon is completely dead
>>11895182what? that dragon cap is totally sexual
http://i.imgur.com/ERh4tlH.pngI dont even.
I have this idea for a stupid comic but I can't decide on on detailShould Fluttershy accidentally whack Dash or should Dash accidentally whack Fluttershy?
>>11895115as I said. no self-awareness.only the delusions of a malfunctioning mind.
>>11895215fs on dash
>>11895182Every time one starts, someone, probably you tries to shit on it. You are actively reducing the variety of content, way to go.
>>11895188I'd slap them and send them to the bathroom to watch the ketchup.Then I'd put them to wash the ketchup from the walls and floors
>>11895182That pinkie sleepover thing that Brae did was almost not sexual.
You just woke up on an empty room, you don't know how you got there, or how you even look.You should try remembering that.
>>11895182>There are no more non-sexual stories>Better drop them all entirely for sex>Meanwhile people complain there's too much sex in other storesGod-damn if it ain't one thing it's another.
>>11895202>fanonThat shit's canon though he's been seen with her a few times now
>>11895215Why not both?
>>11895215the former.
http://emulation-general.wikia.com/wiki/Emulation_General_Wiki>/vg/ made an emulation wiki
>>11894715>>11894556>Raunchy risky high-school sex with a teenage Rainbowoh god my dick
>>11895156does he even draw SWF?
>>11895251eh it won't work that way>>11895254>>11895229okay
>>11895247I think I look like the pony version of morgan freeman
>>11895214What, is that, what? Is she on top, what is she....what?
>>11895262Almost all NSFW artists do.
>>11895248>implying mlpg is one person
>>11895247bite my own leg
>>11895247check inventory
>>11895244Can you go for a few minutes without anonymously plugging your shit for once?
>>11895146Hey Dooks. Love how you encouraged people to be cowards and accused me of not meaning what I say. It's adorable, I'll tell you what. As in have heart attacks adorable.>>11895228Are you an Optoma? Because you're a fantastic projector.>mfw
>>11895279I think she's a satyr.
>>11895244>But anon, this here khorne fellow says he'll give us our marks for sure this time!>All we have to do is remove the false princess, whatever that means...
>>11895209ham that even proves my point even moreif it's not sexual, it gets ignored>>11895244another thing that proves my point. people only care about sex and will try to change it into sexual
>>11895215Flu->>11895251I think it'd be funny if Fluttershy whacked Rainbow then she hit her back.
>>11895064>fanfiction>literacy
>>11895247Fuck that, let's masturbate and go back to sleep for a few more hours.
>>11895214YESNOW I CAN HAVE TITSAND ARMS HOLDING MEWITH MAREPUSSY
>>11895214I feel like I've seen the two halves of this image before, but separately.
>>11895294Avatarfag one more time and I'll sell MY soul to the devil first and kill you, I swear to god.
>>11895306if this game actually gets finished one day I will eat my own mousepad
>>11895294NBS/Ross please leave no one here likes you.
>>11895284I know that, but I find it funny that this guy is complaining about there being no more non-sexual stories, then tells the non-sexual story to fuck off.
>>11895244>>11895302it actually started out sexual
>>11895306>Twilight = Hasbro>Ponies = Fandom>Derpy = Crying Statue of Liberty
>>11895321I thought they confirmed it dead.
>>11895321I thought it was ded
>>11895321>if this game actually gets finished one day I will eat my own mousepadIt'll get finished. But like 10 years after MLP is relevant.
>>11895319Do it, faggot.>>11895322NBS here. If I were Ross I would keep being irrelevant.
>>11895298whoops, meant to reply to >>11895233
>>11895306>Derpy: EA>Twilight: DRM>Ponies: Paying Customers>Other Kart Racer: Pirates
>>11895322who is nbs?
Hey, I'm new to the brony fandom. What ask tumblrs do you guys recommend?
>>11895340>>11895341That's good i like my mousepad. It has Rainbow Dash on it.
>>11895250Dr. Hooves is more canon than that
>>11895352All the grimdark edgy Pinkamena ones.
Do pone have long tongues?
>>11895352ask-applebloom
>>11895294truly, you have my pity.
>>11895380It was a bad joke, I know.
>>11895302Is there anything in human nature that isn't either killing each other or fucking?
>>11895343you ARE irrelevant.
>>11895367Yes.DYEWTS?
>>11895390>implying you contributeAnon, YOU'RE small time.
>>11895351not ben stillera nachos-tier shitposter
>>11895343At least he drawsYou do what exactly?
Why is she so purple?
>>11895261Odd, I didn't see any sex in that story, Mr. Anon. Are you trying to force a point?Now, whether Dash invites you over to her house one afternoon to practice for the big game and throws you down afterwards and has her way with your mouth, that's one thing. It'd also certainly wouldn't be out of the question if afterwards she dry humped you right there on the grass. I mean, two horny teenagers on a hot, humid day, I would understand.But she's going to make you work for it, Anon. She wants 110% out of you.
stop kissing ponies anon
>>11895351Kraut is trying to pull another Tofu.
>>11895398>he actually watches the showwhat are you autistic? It's a show for little girls, faggot.
>>11895420Because she disobeyed Wonka.
>>11895414>implying I don'tsweetie doesn't want to go on that date anymore.
Wololo!
>>11895426Okay, I'll just kiss you from now on.
>>11895422see now this is actually good
>>11895446Rogan?
>>11895431Blueberry is the worst inflation
>>11895441WAIT WHATYES SHE DOESDON'T DO THIS TO ME ANON
>>11895416>nachosI wish I still had my SBaHJ reaction pics so I could get my nacho on you know what I'm sayin...>>11895419Write.>>11895441>implying that is youIf it's you, post proof. If you do, guess what?Silver Spoon is a better filly and your attempts at good feels are awful, in hindsight.>mfw all the dicksuckers will attack me for having a different point of view
>>11895470it's too latewhy didn't you stop it
>>11895441goodthat was fucking shit and forced
>>11895464I'd rather remain blissfully unaware of that sort of thing.
Ponk
LIVESTREAMING CORALINE/mtdoodledump
>>11895422Pff. Doin' it in the privacy of a home is for dweebs.Now, the rarely-used stairwell on the east side of the school building...honhonhon.Or maybe even having her sneak up on you while you're showing in the colts locker room.
>>11895272You suddenly remember you're...Morgan Freeman?
>>11895470I JUST RUINED YOUR SHITTY FEELS!WHAT NOW, FFFFFFUCKERS?>>11895484Mein niger.
>>11895476You write? What have you written? Post it if you've got it, otherwise you're just blowing hot air out your ass.
So.We have Satyr porn now. Of this girl no less.
>>11895500Awww, shit.
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYSPONIES
YO NIGGAS MT IS STREAMING CORALINE GET IN HERE
>>11895500AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11895488Woah now, why would she go in there? Wouldn't there be other colts in the locker room?
>>11895504we already had satyr porn for a while, hope was done weeks ago
>>11895486Pi
>>11895364>All the grimdark edgy Pinkamena ones.There's more than one?
>>11895512CARROT TOPCARROT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>11895517We stayed after school to practice, remember?
>>11895503https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mb03r1bVbC2JNA2SF3paXNlbp3HGviu9F9TegktynVk/editAlso working on a shitty romance series to reflect upon a life I'll never have. Expect it eventually.
>>11895420She's more of a mulberry.
>>11895476those grapes are probably sour anyways.
>>11895527DERPYQUEST?
>>11895527DERPY
>>11895525>Sexually casual poniesThis is my fetish
>>11895510I don't like Coraline
>>11895527>shipping DerpyTopMy view of you drops lower and lower!>>11895537Whatcha referring to?
>>11895544THEN I DONT LIKE YOU
>>11895528Oh. That's right. I don't think Dash would be that easy though. She'd sneak into the colt's locker room to surprise you. But only to scare you then afterwards run out with your clothes.
I know we joke that Moot is a faggot, but I'm so glad he kept 4chan independent. He could have sold it for Jew Gold to some corporation, like reddit. Imagine all the restrictions that would have then followed.
>>11895542>you're railing applejack in the barn>apple bloom walks in, grabs a jar of compote, and tells applejack that dinner will be ready in an hour so make sure she's washed up by then>big mac comes in a few minutes later to put up some tools and walks back out after nodding to you
>>11895529>no bylineAnybody could have written that. And it's an unsecured link. What sort of writer keeps their stuff on an unsecure and editable link?
>>11895565I don't need your likes, get dunked faggot.But I wish you luck with your stream, Mr. Anon
>>11895585God damn.
Sorry to whoever.
>>11895585>Having a casual conversation with Mayor Mare while pounding away into Dash, right in the middle of the town square>No one even bats an eye
>>11895622aww man that's super cute
>>11895585THIS IS PERFECT AND ACCEPTABLE.>>11895595There, fixed.
>>11895394>/co/ in a nutshell
>>11895527*yawn*I'm here, I'm here.
>>11895622oh godyesthank you thank you
>>11895638i saw something scurry
>>11895462COME TAKE IT BURNING
>>11895622IsIs Anon straddling his tail?Lewd
>>11895638get some better pajamas, woman!
>>11895638>I HAD THAT DREAM AGAIN
>>11895650WHAT IF HE DIDWHAT IF HE DIDN'T
>>11895662I wonder how the guy who first pointed out derpy feels right now
I need reminding, did Celestia quest run recently? Did we go past 13?
>>11895666Everything will be okay, Satan.
>>11895685i forget what the last number is but it resumes tomorrow
>>11895666"You had those dreams where you turned into Morgan Freeman and Ben Stiller again?"
>>11895696Good, then I didn't fuck up.
>>11895577>You'll never be in track with Dash.>She'll never tell you one day that if you shave you'll be more aerodynamic. >She'll tell it to you completely straight-faced.>Next meet you come, legs smooth and clean.>She chuckles with everyone else at you falling for it.>She'll tell you afterwards that she likes it.
>>11895659I didn't finish but sure, if you want.
>>11895705Why are you giving him attention?
>>11895705YES
>>11895705>having this much of a petty grudge against meI would know. I'm the second-pettiest person here!I just got dethroned, before you ask.
>>11895685My eighth grade English teacher had these things called "Quests" instead of doing test or quizzes. It was pretty much a weekly vocab exam that covered 20 to 40 words.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>11895553>implying he doesnt support canon
http://derpy.me/SAazqMsoB still drawing amazon Twilight
>>11895705wait, how does pony know who's morgan freeman and ben stiller?
>>11895723you're in no position to complain about petty grudgesif anyone here is deserving of a grudge against them it's you
>>11895734I'm sorry, where is Derpy in those pictures?
>>11895734>canon
>>11895743Derpy watches a lot of movies.
>>11895742>amazonyou got my attention!
>>11895734I always thought the layout teams didn't give a shit about background ponies but more recently it seems as though they've been going out of their way to create subtle continuities among them.
>>11895742oh, I got excited for a moment but then I saw that it was MsoB drawing.
>>11895731Are you female?Are you a pony?Are you of legal age?If you answered no to any of these questions then I would rather not fuck your butt.
>>11895744>implying complainingCan't a nigga just point shit out?
>>11895746>>11895751exactlydinky being related to carrot top is canon
>>11895722"Well don't worry, I'm here now, and everything will be fine"
>>11895755It probably helps when you know someone will actually take notice
>>11895754>massive titsattention's gone.
>>11895774>not liking QT shotas
>>11895734That's not how canon works.
>>11895723nobody even mentioned you. He mentioned Ben Stiller. Not Not Ben Stillerholy shit are you conceited
>>11895784HAHAHAHAOH GOD YOUR PJs ARE HILARIOUSWHAT ARE YOU 4 YEARS OLD?
>>11895779You're missing my point.Dooks is shipping DerpyTop. Some dude posted a Dinky being related to Carrot Top thing that had nothing to do with Derpy.
>>11895742How disappointing.
>>11895798Pfft. That's the same thing you dummies said about Trixie being a post-op transsexual.
>>11895665
>>11895799You don't just mention Ben Stiller in a general I frequent. That's too big a coincidence.
>>11895807>Dooks is shipping DerpyTopwhat?
>>11895799What about his evil twin, Not Not Not Ben Stiller?
>>11895822you heard me.those things don't even have color.
OWEN WILSON ARE YOU HERE?
my heart won't stop pounding in my chestwhat's happening to me
>>11895831...That would be me.>>11895828You don't just put two mares in the same building.
>>11895856you're becoming a human
>>11895828maybe they're just roommates and Derpy is a retarded marechild
>>11895856You're in love!just kidding. You're dying.
>>11895856you're thinking about your waifuwho is it
>>11895856You're suffering a pony attack. Thousands of tiny, incorporeal ponies are making your heart beat faster and faster. The only way to slow it down is to run away from them as fast as you can. Don't stop until your heart calms down.
My internet is shirt.
>>11895866But that's wrong, you fucking retard.Derpy is clumsy, not retarded.
>>11895882Do you hat it?
9/10
>>11895862>two people in the same room>they must be fucking
alright, a buddy of my sister's from london is here celebrating his birthday on the 11th so I was going to buy something for him on amazon. what's something your average british teen visiting the united states would want that he can't get back in home but can still get through customs and is in the price range of about $50, plus or minus ten bucks or so?
>>11895884Fuck your fanon. I believe what I want. I don't even like the name Derpy.
>>11895908pretty
>>1189590810/10, would watch from afar and tell my friends how cool she is
>>11895910Given how slashfags here operate? Yep.>>11895917Hey Yamino.
>>11895915A pony
>>11895910sentenal we already know that if you were locked in a room with eve and told to populate the earth you'd just tell her how bright the stars are and then humanity dies and god starts over with ponies
>that avatarfag retard>Quest>no horse cockwhat a horrible night.
>>11895915A gu->can still get through customsUhh... I dunno, a shitton of good bacon?
>>11895908I'd repeatedly hit on her, get socked, before she found it somewhat endearing and decided to give me a shot.I know I'm unrealistic, don't remind me.>>11895954I have a name, y'know.
>>11895952>god starts over with poniesAnd how is this a bad thing?
>>11895949I want to get him a gift, not a commitment.
>>11895834
>>11895946>thinking I am Yamino
>>11895982>get socked repeatedly*Man I'm the worst tonight.
>>11895994What theAm I still dreaming
>>11895784>>11895822i want to snuggle pajama pone
>>11895915>>11895973A for EffortIf he didn't have to take it back home, I think a trip to a gun range would be fun.
>>11895994much better!
>>11895954It is bad.
What theAm I still creaming
>>11896001Who ever you are, I wish you didn't come back.
>>11896001It's the only explanation, unless you are a dirty traitor.If you're a dirty traitor, you best not talk shit.
>>11896031the feeling is most likely mutual.
>>11896031Why you gotta be so mean bro. I never really left, I was in your heart all along
>>11895994You forgot your nightcap.
>>11895994THEY STILL LOOK LIKE WHAT A FILLY OR A MANCHILD WOULD WEAR
>>11895954>expecting MLPG being good during hiatus>expecting MLPG to be ever good
>NBS is avatarfagging nowSo, after being kicked out of literally every single MLPG-related community, you still want to get another time outAstounding
>try to watch some old episodes>try to watch movie>get bored in less than 5 minutes every timeI just realized I'm finally 100% not interested in MLP anymore since I first started watching it in Feb. 2011 (Suited For Success).Later, nerds.
>>11895954>No horsecockWe can fix that!BRAEBURNED!
>>11896026"Now how about we all go to sleep now, allright?"
>>11896107please no
>>11896107No.
>>11896089There's more, I know it. I just have to find it.
>>11896107stop
>>11896105Bye, have fun with the rest of your life anon.I'll see you tomorrow.
>>11896117>blueberryDon't do it! It's drugged!
>>11896117THEN PONY BLOWS UP
>>11896107But i haven't even drawn horsecock here in months
>>11896105We have nothing to look forward to. You're making the right descision.
>>11896151>>11896128>>11896125>Not liking that faggotThe man knows how to draw a nice horsecock.
>>11896089>a shitposter avatarfags with one of my favorite gamecube gamesworst feel
>>11896173And I hope it stays that way.
>>11896173You're too much of a gentleman.Why aren't you sharing?
>>11896177I like braeburned, I just don't like horsecocks or the discussion they bring.
>>11896173DRAW HORSEHOCKS
>>11896177Even if it were true, that would still be a very poor reason to like someone.
>>11896117...will you tell me a bedtime story?
big floppy horsecocks
>>11896178>implying I don't mean what I say>implying I shitpost when no one is attacking me because they won't get the fuck over me delivering unlimited TOLD works towards Jessy>implyra
>>11896204I've heard worse reasons.
>>11896173Fuck off.
will seaponies ever appear? Or would people just cry pandering if they did?
>>11896173You should again sometimeIts funJust don't overdo itHell, even constant horsecocks is better than constant shitposting
>>11896219Seaponies are canon. There's a picture book where the mane six visit Aquastria.
>>11896173Haven't you been linking a lot of them on imgur?
This thread is overdue for a pony.
>>11896205"Thanks Carrot, you're always here when I have those ugly dreams.Can you tell me a bedtime story?"
and people say that fanfiction related things aren't cancer
>>11896259derpy why are you a donkey
>>11896256...Huh?Only thing i think i've linked recently is that pinkie quest thing I did
>>11896261Some cancers are benign. Others are malignant. Guess which one decided to flare up.
>>11896258Is this a pony?
>>11896259THERE ONCE WAS AN UGLY PONYSHE WAS SO UGLY THAT EVERYONE DIEDTHE END
>>11896259>implying I'm not the sexiest man in MLPG, even considering TexYou know you would J-J-JAM IT IN!!Sadly for you, I'm 100% straight and hate slashfags.
>>11896259HOly shit you're a batAdorable
>>11896258I love pony!
>>11896210you're shitposting.plain and simple.
>>11895685Yes god damn it.You said you'd be on top of it.14 happened Wednesday.
Pony winked at me!
>>11896286weren't you doing, like, a griffon fourway with a pony?maybe that was hops
>>11896248Did anybody ever "storytime" Under the Sparkling Sea? It can be bought on Kindle apparently.
>>11896317Pony told me that she loves me!
>>11896324I thought Hops was doing the zebra thing.
Oh look, a template! Make her pretty, /co/!
>>11896314Except I mean what I say, so I'm not shitposting.Unless...everything I say is suddenly wrong, except for that, and that in addition to this!>not mfw
>>11896338Twilight told me that we're getting married!
>>11896289fanfiction
>>11896173When will Sleepover miniquest resume?
>>11896324Ah yeah that was about a month ago i thinkMainly just for input/quick critiques on it. I think I only posted once though? Maybe it got posted by someone else when I finished it too
>>11896347Pony wears the saddle!
>>11896259"Hmm, a bed time story you say?"
>>11896344fuck off
>>11896354Oh, you finished that? Link?
>>11896305how scandalous
>>11896324I remember the picture looking godawful, so it probably wasn't Hops.
>>11896345>I mean what I say, so I'm not shitposting.I don't think you understand how shitposting works.
http://i.imgur.com/8KHexNG.png
>>11896366Make it about the great carrot war
>>11896366How you met Derpy!
>>11896351A bit busy with con stuff and other trips, but definately! It was a ton of fun. Don't let me forget about it. >>11896368Just find it on derpibooru
>>11896367Nah
>>11896384I don't think he's going to stop as long as you keep responding
Why aren't you being yellow?
>>11896396Then make a separate thread for it.
>>11896248I don't think those books are canon anon.
>>11896384Shitposting is 4chan's way of saying trolling. Trolling is saying things you don't mean. Ergo, shitposters don't mean what they say.It's not fucking rocket science.>>11896406>implying that the way of the coward ever works
>>11896408I'm not asian or a coward.
>>11896391NeatI never knew why this character never got attention
>>11896413The one about Twilight and Cadance is.
>>11896418>Shitposting is 4chan's way of saying trollingIs this why people shitpostBecause they believe it's funny
>>11896408yellow is not a flattering color
Where is Tex with my pony?
>>11896354more ponk sleepover please
>>11896396Alright mate.I don't think you'll forget on your own and since I don't pay attention to cons just give a few days in advance when you're ready to resume.
>>11896428Because he's a neat design, basically.
why is she so perfect?she's never coming back is sje
