Situations where it would not be beneficial to have a Pinkie in for 5 points eachold Pinkie: >>11872062
A Rarity/Fluttershy waifu thread
>>11877368I could go for a night snack
>>11877368Everything is fine, moonbutt.
>>11877424wait why are they both dead
>>11877424Both are dead, using the diffusion of responsibility I predict that neither will post it again.Unless they both do.
just fuck already
>>11877463I'm liking the build-up, they're adorable together.
>>11877463Our relationship is purely platonic.
>GFG is back from the deadhoh boy
>>11877356>Situations where it would not be beneficial to have a Pinkie in for 5 points eachPutting on a pair of four-fingered gloves.
>>11877482I stopped going to /co/ after mlpg got the boot and these still trick me dammit
IP: 126.96.36.199:27015pass: bonbonCOME ON
>>11877485I dunno, I bet Pinkie could help you fit your hand in there like a square peg in a round hole using her gypsy magic.
>>11877506Is that like mermaid magic?
>>11877534I've never seen a pony more depressed over friendship
>>11877478As if Pinkie is going to give up
>>11877534You know, pretty sure Pinkie would be the one doing the friendzoning.
What happened to Pinkie Present QuestI need a resolution
>>11877534Gosh it disturbs me to see you Pinkie, looking so down in the dumps.
>>11877572every pone would love to be you, Pinkieeven when taking your lumps
>>11877583There's no man in thread as admired as youYou're everyone's favorite pony
>>11877534I feel like this about wanting to have a platonic relationship when it is currently non-existent
>>11877565I think she'd just be too innocently oblivious
>>11877605Yeah, that's the façade she'd put on.
>>11877601Well maybe if you stopped telling them you were just friends that wouldn't be happening.
>>11877601>her date is going pretty well, it's just Pinkie and her new stallion friend alone on the couch>he leans in to give her a kiss and she panics, throwing confetti at him>"l-looks like it's time for a party! I'm so happy I made a new friend"
>>11877506Maybe, but it'd be easier to fit a hand in a four-fingered glove if you had four fingers.Pinkies are a type of finger.
>>11877621ohhh I get it, whoops
>>11877620>"W-what? But Pinkie, it's me! We've known each other for ages!"
>>11877621>Pinkies are a type of finger>half of MLPG starts fingering themselves using their pinkies
>>11877611you sound bitter
>>11877640she is, she keeps pretending that she's innocently oblivious to hide her pain, that would make any pony bitter
IP: 188.8.131.52:27015pass: bonbonTIME FOR CASHWORKS
>>11877648Hey there, Pinkie. Make yourself at home!
>>11877648It normally looks better but I'm feeling a little Boxed in today
>>11877657I can't I'm busy masturbating
>>11877648Yeah, I try to keep it tidy most days.You can have a seat on the couch if you want, are you hungry?I haven't made dinner yet.
>>11877662Dohohoho, oh anon you card you.
Hey MLPGWhat's your favorite place to eat and would pony like it?
THINK FAST MLPGPinkie Pie has just entered your home for a non-prearranged hangout. What movie do you offer to watch with Pinkie Pie, bearing in mind she has no thumbs?HARD MODE: the power's out, and you must enlist Pinkie's aide in recreating the movie with shadow puppets.
>>11877675It's a fancy Honk Kong style Chinese restaurant that's heaven on earth.My favorite dishes there are shrimp one and a rice one so since they're already okay with eating seafood I don't think it'd be a problem.
>>11877683Boot her out the door
>>11877675Tai food placeI imagine pony would approve of all the veggies in it. I bet ponies would also like peanut sauce.
>>11877683Ghostbusters 2So I can do Vigo's voice
>>11877693Which one?HARD MODE: just before you put the movie in, Pinkie exclaims about how much she likes Jar Jar Binks.she might be messing with you but you can't tell. Do you change movies?
>>11877675It's an Italian restaurant called Giuliano's. Tiny place, but they make great food. It's the best Italian place in town.I think pony would like it. It's fancy, but not overly so, and really cozy. I think pony would be able to find enough meals without any meat.
>>11877704what's up with the asterisk, buckley?
>>11877675I went to Lombardi's Pizzeria on my visit to New York.I think she'd like that, the food was fucking delicious.
>>11877707I posted that because I was going to reply to >>11877648 about how I'd rented a movie but wasn't sure what movie I would show Pinkie Pie. Ghostbusters was one of the ones I was thiking of.
>>11877709May as well pop in Episode 1 and see her true colors. If she laughs at Jar Jar then it's over.
>>11877711CC is probably protecting himself from humorless tumblrites
do you love pony?which pony?
>>11877752all the ponies
I want a human pony to sit on my face and give me a footjob
>>11877752I want this pony.
>>11877752Love is such a strong word
which episode should i watch
>>11877732>movie starts playing>she actually stops giggling and messing with the popcorn long enough to glance at the opening movie crawl>"Haha, wait, anon, this is Episode I. Did you think I was serious about the Jar-Jar thing?">she's still smiling, but she looks kind of confused and incredulous.
>>11877728Well, I'm sure she'd love all the lines.
>>11877772mmmmmmystery on the friendship express
>>11877772Feeling Pinkie Keenjust like MLPG
>>11877773I'm glad she's being serious now. Switch movies to one of the original trilogy
>>11877772I didn't make this for nothing
>>11877772Revenge of the Sith.
>>11877805JEEZ LETH IF YOU LOVE THAT EPISODE SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING MARRY IT
>>11877781no fuck you>>11877785>>11877802>>11877799>>11877805I rewatched those the last few times I requested episodesawwright
>>11877810That's not allowed in a christian nation.
>>11877813you asked, dickweed
>>11877789>>11877766>20 minutes in>Pinkie starts tapping you on the shoulder gently and speaking into your ear>"Anon.">she only seems to be capable of stage whispering>"Hey, hey, Anon.">it's still conversation level but it sounds just like whispering>"Psssssssst, hey.">but louder, and right in your ear>"Hey, I have a question. Anon, hey."
>>11877821i forgot to link>>11877782is the one i'm rewatchi'm sorry but you fuckers always suggest the horrible episodse when i ask
>>11877836Watch Luna Eclipsed afterward.
>>11877835>you pause the movie >still looking at the screen you ask "what Pinkie, what is it?"
>>11877836maybe you should just watch the Ticket Master then
>>11877851already rewatched that one too>>11877845sure ok
Is Pinkie going to come in and sit down or will she just stand there with the door halfway cracked open?I'm getting sleepy and fear I'll miss some.
Picture your waifu/ponimouto/favorite pony/personhorse.Got 'em in mind?The 90s' Greatest Hits.What was the first song you thought of when you read that spoiler? Because it just came on the radio and she's singing along.
>>11877846>>11877849>still speaking in that silly stage whisper>"Anon, where's Captain Kirk? I thought he was in this one."
>>11877858I wouldn't worry about it, perhaps you could make a cupcake the next time I come into Sugar Cube Corner.
>>11877858pinkie im dying
>>11877872PONESTREET'S BACKALRIGHTAM I SEXUAAAAAL
>>11877858how about a hug?
>>11877858Hey, it's nothing. I was already going to make it for myself, I'm sure I can make enough for two. I'm glad you came over, though. It's nice to see you!
>>11877858If you really want to do me a favour, tell me how you keep your mane that bouncy? My hair always falls flat!
>>11877872Gloomy.The first song that came to mind was actually Take On Me even though it's not 90'sMy hear remains broken
>>11877886YeeaahAm I the only one?
>>11877876IS SHE JOKING OR NOT?
>>11877872When a Man Loves a Woman, the cover by Michael Bolton.Colour me a little disturbed because she wouldn't have been around at the time to hear it, which means she's going history diving.
>>11877876>"He doesn't show up until after the scene where Commander Shepard and the Predator have a lightsaber fight."
did tan say which pony this was going to be?
>>11877943just don't look at her horn
>>11877944looks like renbo des
>>11877944i hope it's yellowpone
>>11877872Pinkie PieWallflowers - One HeadlightI can't see her singing that, but whatever.
>>11877943I'd kiss pony
>>11877955Yep, that's Rambo Doosh
>playing last of us, more like watching>occasionally think how things with be different if the cast were poniesgod damnit why cant i quit you mlpg
>>11877943Every time.Picture nearly gives me a heart attack.
>>11877943Imagine kissing pony just like thatYour left hand embracing her back while your arm rests in her haunchesHer snout gently pushed up against your cheek
I like night/early morning threads.
>>11877943Wtf bro she's a horse
>>11877943>you will never kiss with RarityKill me, it hurts to live like this
>>11877976Go to bed Penku
>>11877967Ain't nobody got time for thatYou'll never truly be free until pony crossing is finished.That's never.
>>11877932My inspiration/tg/ is a good board>>11877922A quick scan of her face reveals no trace of a telltale smile, but her eyes remain focused on the screen. There's no way to know for sure!>>11877939>she starts giggling madly, with a couple gigglesnorts in there too for good measure.>she falls over from her sitting position, and her head falls into your lap as she looks up at you. "Oh, Anon, you're so crazy!">She boops you on the nose before turning back to the screen.
>>11877975It's just so hhhnnnggg
>>11877968made me think of pic related
>>11877990pop a boner
>>11877987working on a different game right nowbut i'll tell you what i tell everyoneif i can get a decent low-poly pony with an idle and walk animation (at least) i'll switch tracks to stick it in. already have some nice low-poly buildings to work off of though
>>11877983But there's so much fun to be had!
>>11877996Movie and cuddles obviouslyScary or Romantic?
>>11877916YOU ARE NEVER THE ONLY ONE
>>11877996Planning on watching a movie.I also borrowed a slumber party book from Twilight, though I'm not sure how applicable it is in our situation.I suppose the pillow fight would still be relevant.
>>11877932Who is kirk and what does it mean: homage to kirk?
>>11877858>>11877996holy shit it's a legit drawwhorewonder where weaver is
>>11878019Fuck off, seriously.
why is she so yellow, /co//?
>>11878015that's not how the song goes ;-;
>>11878019>drawwhoreYou what now.
>>11878007that .gif needs more labelsI can't tell what the cannonballs represent
>>11878007Right, like I said,Never.
>>11877996Well, I was thinking we could pass the time by watching my wall dry.Sorry, that's not a very good joke. I've kind of painted myself into a corner here.
>>11877990Fetch some popcorn
>>11878019why aren't you working on the game
>>11878030What a yellow belly.
>>11878032before your time anonjust like think pony
>>11877990pet her while we watch
>>11878018Kirk was the captain in the original star rek series.He has a reputation for trying to bone pretty much every alien he can.
if i were to stream the painting of this would anyone be interested in watching?it would probably only be like a 1.5 hour stream, its late and i don't feel like dumping very many hours into something so spontaneous
>>11877996wanna play some Mario Tennis?
>>11878030You forgot pink.
>>11878051heya mewball, i would be interested if i wasn't falling asleepwe've been kind of slow, don't be disappointed if you don't get too many viewers
>>11878051yeah sure why notalso why don't you stop by anymoreyour cubby hole is empty and we miss you
>>11878051The only reason I'd say no is because I can't take my eyes away from the prompted quest and I'm getting sleepy.If you'd have been 3 hours earlier then I'd have been up for it.Sorry
>>11878051I'd watch it
>>11878051you need to stream earlier, motherfuckeri'm goign to bed after i (re)watch this episode
>>11878060omelette has another e in it
>>11878045>never going to playfully snuggle against a ponies bellyWhy am I even borthering to keep going on?
>>11878080because tomorrow you can still imagine it again
>>11878080It's a terrible feel, anon.A feel we all must bear.
>>11878086Oh god that kills me
>>11878084If there is a "The feels never end" picture, feel free to post it for me. ;_;
>>11878059i dont really care, honestly. i just want to test streaming and i think having people watch would make me focus more>>11878061more or less i was deciding whether or not to keep drawing. i decided to continue but if i dont make notable improvement over the summer i might stop (or at least do it less than I do)unfortunately that means my visits here will be less since i only doodle pony after everything else, sorry>>11878065>>11878068no problem, sleep tightcome on in yo http://www.livestream.com/mewballtheartist
>>11878090don't worry she repays the favor
What pone has the most snuggly-wuggly belly of them all?
>>11878080that's pretty much going to be feasible within the next two decades with simulations and brain interfaces.
So, I'm alone one a Forth of July night drunk. Ask me anything.
>>11877995>Pinkie's enjoying the movie with occasional sound effects when suddenly her eyes bulge a little bit>she quickly sits up and stutteringly excuses herself, she forgot to frost her crocodile and exercise the cupcakesBAD END>>11878047She gasps a little, then giggles softly, apparently enjoying the attention. She says "You're kinda weird, Anon..." softly, but makes no move to stop you and doesn't seem to be protesting at all.>>11878038You get up, slowly at first. Pinkie is reluctant to let you, at first, but sits up again and you're freed. You return with the popcorn to find Pinkie, totally absorbed in the movie and totally occupying the couch Dispite her diminuitive size, she seems to have stretched across the whole thing, with her eyes still focused raptly on the TV. Where are you going to sit now?
>>11878080>you will never fill said belly with your seed and observe it bearing fruit in the months to come, that slight pudge becoming a taut bulge containing your foal
>>11878095well alrightit's not like you can draw ponies forever, but you can always go to mlpg to post them
>>11878101I love this picture so much
>>11878095I hope you do keep at it, you're one of the people that inspire me the most with your work
>>11878046>All those 22:20-23:00 timecodesWhich episode was this? That date it should have been in the middle of the s2-s3 hiatus, by my reckoning.
>>11878125You like Space Jam, right?
>>11878125Okay, well then I guess we won't worry about the book then.
>>11878125Why is she blushing?
>>11878125Well scoot over, you;re taking up the whole couch
>>11878136Well...she's definitely snuggly.
>>11878125Naw, I guess you would have everything "party" pretty well covered.Well, you got a movie preference? I don't have much horror or chick flick stuff, if that makes a difference....Say, you've never thought about writing a party book yourself, have you?
>>11878131>watching a movie with cartoon characters interacting with humans>you are a human, watching this movie with a cartoon characterTHINK OF THE CRISIS SHE'D HAVE
>>11878125Have you ever seen The Room?
>>11878125Well Ponka, have some Popcorn! What move do you want to watch?
>>11878150overused jokes aside, Pinkie would be the perfect pony for that kind of movie
>>11878125Is Pinkie getting bigger?
>>11878110tickle her belly a littlewhen she curls up, reclaim your seat
>>11878154We already answered that though.It was just hot outside, nothing could possibly be misconstrued in that sentence.
>>11878125how's The Fifth Element sound?
>>11878158I know I am.
>>11878158No, the couch is getting smaller. Holy shit we're high as fuck right now.
>>11878019>only now realizing brae's a whoreHow do you think he pays for con travel
>tfw gigabit ethernetTHE FUTURE IS NOW
>>11878172Stop eating so much popcorn and sweets then silly.
>>118781725 star post
>>11878168So are we just awkwardly waiting for each other to bring up the dildo?
>>11878172I love you
>>11878190I want. Want it.
>>11878197Did she bring one?
>>11878190>only available in 2 citiesThe future is later
>>11878201>implying she doesn't have dildos stored all over ponyville in case of a dildo emergency
>>11878190>tfw I'm supposed to get 1.5/.75 but it's actually .3/.3
>>11877872It's like RAAAAA-EEEE-AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINOn your weddin' day!It's a free RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEWhen you've al-rea-dy paid!
>>11878202What 2 cities?
>>11878212You're favorite pony is shit
>>11878202>>11878209OhNo I don't have gigabit internetOnly 100 mbit cable>tfw no NBN>tfw the Libs might win
>>11878215Yes pinkieAll of them.
>>11878212Those are some tiny hands.
>>11878222I got 1.5 mbit dsl. Woo.
>>11878046>long ass pone
>>11878217Dallas? and either Topeka or Kansas CityIt's been a while since I've checked
>>11878167>She's startled, and curls into a ball pretty quickly. You take the initiative and sit down again. >suddenly, the TV shows Obi-Wan vanishing and Pinkie sits up suddenly in shock, her giggles from being tickled gone immediately.>"OHMIGOSHanonwhere'dhegowhathappened!?" She seems a bit distressed, it's obvious she wasn't expecting that. She might be crying a little bit from the shock, as well.
>>11878229Maybe later, I'm a physical celibate.I can't even give a hand shake to the pope.
>>11878190You really have internet so shitty back there in murka?
>>11878212your silver spoon always makes me smile
>>11878232I used to know that feel some of the timeI feel for you
>>11878248The infrastructure just isn't in place.Most area don't have fibre optic cables for internet either.
>>11878242>"He's become more powerful than Darth Vader could ever imagine.">"Don't worry, you'll see him again...in the sequels."
>>11878255just take it one at a time and calm down
>>11878220_________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________N-no she's not...! ;_;______________________________________________________________________________________
>>11878267More of this when?
its like 4am, jesus tap dancing christ guys get some sleep!
>>11878271How about Equestria Girls
>>11878271So Pinkie, what is your favorite movie?
>>11878279But it's 12 PM...
>>11878271Shit man, I gotta sleep.Now I'll never find out what happens to anon and ponkoh.
>>11878279I wish I could sleepMaybe pone will sing me a lullaby to get me to sleep
>>11878271Okay, maybe scoot back a little so I can go put the movie in, yeah?
>>11878279It's 7PM, I'll do what I like.
>>11878279Actually it's 4:15....goodnight anon.
>>11878271Okay, let's watch Dumb and Dumber, you'll love it.
>>11878266But there's so many!
>>11878271Righto! How about this fascinating animal documentary I brought from my world? Wouldn't it be fun to watch my worlds ponies? The title is "Equines and their mating habbits."Also, scratch behind her ears.
>>11878265>she looks at you with misty eyes and a confused expression. "B-but how? He just vanished! How did he escape? He didn't DIE, did he?" Her lip is wobbling a little bit.
>>11878271Hmm. It's kind of an old one, but how about... Duck Soup?
>>11878271Monsters Inc.!"giggle at the ghostlies" and all that
>>11878283I dunno how much longer i'll go, but it's not like I'm hard to find to start it up again.
>>11878271Have you ever seen The Fourth Kind?
>>11878308...Shit, that's actually brilliant.
>>11878271Pinkie in heat, trying subtle about it is the cutest thing ever.
>>11878306>"Well...it's more like he transitioned. He's still around.">"You'll see what I mean when Luke shuts off his targeting computer."
>>11878293My fellow central time friend, we must persevere. We can make it to the end of this impromptu quest.
KILLING FLOOR IS FREE FOR A WEEKYOU NIGGERS BETTER PLAY WITH ME/US
We all know, what shed love to see.
>>11878328That part where he goes SUPERMAN gets me every fucking time.
>>11878230They are?I thought they looked a little better than I usually do, proportion-wise...>>11878250Y-you too--!
exposed bellyprime for rubbing
>>11877689where is it? I want restaurant recommendations
>>11878328Laughs, the friendship, and the feels all rolled up into a single movie.especially the feels ;_;
>>11878328that one seems more suited for Twilightor maybe Applejack
>>11878328Black then white are all I see in my infancy.
>>11878346Florida. It's called Yen Yen and there's one in Cocoa and one in Winter Park. I'm pretty well experienced in good food and this is one restaurant I would recommend very strongly.
>>11878351They'll meet again some day.
>>11878343Her left left in particular. I know there is movement but it seem a bit small compared to the rest of her body.
You stay, I goNo following
>>11878321>"Shuts off his... huh?">The movie catches her attention yet again, but she's not curled up anymore. She's sitting at attention, making sure she doesn't miss anything.>The Trench Run scenes begin. Pinkie's ears twitch every time Obi-Wan's voice is heard, and you catch her growling a little bit when Vader shows up again.>by the time the movie's over, she's cheering to herself quietly, going "Yeah! yeah!" during the award ceremony.>As the credits roll, she turns to you, smiles, opens her mouth to twll you what she thought about the movie, and passes out on your couch
>>11878365>"Good night Pinkie Pie.">you gently ruffle her mane>"Remember: The Force will be with you. Always."
>>11878328Now that I think about it. Spike might go throught the same thing someday, when he's like 70 tons
Also >tfw still no Twins/MT DP
>>11878373I'd lick that smooth, featureless groin
>>11878376It would be too much Zebra and lewd in one picture.
>>11878375Nah, if Celestia's experiment shows signs of a catastrophic failure they'll pull the plug and put poor Spike down ;_;
>>11878379>too much zebra and lewdNo such thing.
>>11878390MT is a lewd singularity.
>>11878384What is this from? I don't get it.
>>11878389that gif's kind of glitchy
So was that Braeburned that was Ponking with us?
>>11878403He's not done yet
>>11878397It's not from anything intentionally.Surely Spike is an experiment for dragon study though.I just thought it would be sad for Spike to have to be put down since they couldn't release him in the wild, he'd find his way back.
So DP is the new thing?http://i.imgur.com/C0mwTT8.png
>>11878403Dooks?He said he'd be doing more of those types of things.
>>11878410The fuck kind of cutie mark is that?Honestly I kind of don't hate it
>>11878410That looks painful
>>11878410>cute colt>double analhghrhjfdsfdsjkl
>>11878410He must be pretty stretched
>>11878421this made me feel so comfygood end
>>11878421Anon is that a bulge in your pantsCalm the bloody fuck down
>>11878421Should we ask if she want something to eat or drink while we watch the movie?
>>11878416Apparently the guy's name is Kwaken, and he likes tentacles.
>>11878432Nah, that's just the pant's fabric bunching up.
>>11878438no Pinkie it's not Kirk
>>11878421That's a good end.Anon should fall asleep during the movie.That's exactly what I'll be doing now.
>>11878438What is is Pinkie?
>>11878302>>11878438IT IS HAPPENING
>>11878438She's in perfect dick suckin position.
>>11878453Is there a candy in our pocket or something?She is welcome to it
>>11878453PINKIE DO IT
>>11878453>>11878453>inb4 this faget pusll GG and kilsl all the funcalling itit will happend
>>11878453Think of old nuns and dead puppies! Quickly!
>>11878453OKAY PINKIESLEEPOVERMINIQUEST DONE FOR TONIGHTWill probably continue later HOPE YOU HAD FUN GNIGHT
>>11878453something wrong pinkie?
>>11878438oh god, she's at the part where the iron giant realizes that the missle will kill hogarthavert her eyes!
>>11878453You know, Pinkie, if you want something you can just come out and ask.
>>11878468How could they even press buttons that close together
>>11878471I DID BUT YOU BETTER FINISH IT!
>>11878471THANKS BRAEI really liked that Discord blowjob sketch btw.
>>11878471Thanks mate, that was kick ass
>>11878471what an anticlimaxthat was fun I'm glad you ran with my stupid thing
Can someone draw Rainbow Dash riding in a Herc from the 1995 PC game Earthsiege 2?
>>11878471YOU FUCKING TEASE
>>11878485PROBABLY WILLWill probably use this to start it up again>>11878476
>>11878471Bummer! You have a really cute style, hopefully I'll catch you around later.Did anyone cap this so far?
>>11878471>Braeburned grabs up his stereo, cranks up a sped-up version of "It's Raining Men", and dashes out the door before anyone can stop him>people in town see an effeminate man in a striped sweater running down the street, away from the MLPG Diner
>>11878468>your getting raped
>>11878471>tfw sun is already fucking risinggodammitmaybe I should go out and praise it, or somethingpraise the dawn type thing, sounds like fun, eh?when do you plan on finishing this delightful romp mr. brae
>>11878478It's Rainbow Dash, all grammatical errors are intentional because she's illiterate
>>11878502Hopefully within a couple days, I've got a lot of con prints/buttons/other art to do in the meantime. This was super fun thoughAnd I'd cap it but I don't really know how besides just printscreening the posts
>>11878516>not so scrunch
>>11878494 #>>Braeburned grabs up his stereo, cranks up a sped-up version of "It's Raining Men", and dashes out the door before anyone can stop himI can't stop laughingalso, I like the idea of MLPG Night threads being a diner. Day threads we're all at work in MLPG Co., but nights we go out with our work buds and shoot the shit about stupid stuff
>>11878514>implying you'd draw ponygina>implying this isn't all a gigant cock teaseYou evil, evil, brilliant man.
>>11878514This is one of those times Sentenal would be really helpful.As long as someone caps the responses and pics we should be fine.Thanks again.
>>11878529Nah i'm down with it dudeHonestly if you want it to just be a cute nonsexual pinkie sleepover, then it's pretty much done nowI like pinkie a lot for these situations so yeah it'll happen
>>11878528I can still see your sin thoug you may try to hide it. Nothing is hidden from the very eyes of Notre Dame
>>11878557Honestly though, how do you cap something like this, where the images in it have such small text in them.
>>11878549Do whatever you are cool with man. Your sketch style is pretty sweet, especially expression wise.Gave me diabetes looking at it.
>>11878564Well, I'm sure you were going to reply to me anyway.I don't know, I'm not as cropping/image savvy as others here which is why I never complain.
I come from the future.>ponk miniquest capped>someone posts it in /mlp/>suddenly, ponk rapist general #8240
>>11878573>you will never be this happy just being a pony
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>>11878575Pls noLet's just not worry about what they do.
>>11878573AJ, PLEASE! YOU ARE PONY!
>>11878576Just look how happy she is!
Is an aervage human penis large enough to satisfy a pony?
Don't worry, i'll take care of cappingmight as well pull an all-nighter and see what else I can get done
>>11878596YES YOU ARE! HORSE ARE DIRTY AND UGLY! YOU ARE NEITHER!
>>11878494>>11878528>look off your balcony in your apartment>See this>consider moving to another city
>>11878598Yes, even full sized horses. Most erogenous zones are close to the outside.
>>11878598if it's not then I bet the average human arm is
>>11878598... could find out
>>11878605But that city has pony!
>>11878598Stop being a dingus
>>11878598how big is an average human dick? people keep saying 5 inches, and it sounds like they're in denial or something.
>>11878579Actually they die because their brain stops working.
>>11878619>5 inchesWasn't it 6?Christ, is it shrinking every few years or something?
>>11878619five and a half in America
>>11878557It's not my fault!(MEA CULPA)Don't blame me, wait!(MEA CULPA)it was a weird highlight, a glitch that sealed my fate!(MEA MAXIMA CULPA)don't throw a fit(MEA CULPA)If 'fore my post(MEA CULPA)I did not profreed and it came out looking like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!I'm sorry, dear anonthis night's turned my brain to slushI beefed one post, can you forgive my soooooouuulForgive me, good anonor let me feel the bliss of sleeptake me from this thread of feels and booooooonersoops wrong song my bad
>>11878610Oh my god Twilight, your horn!
>>11878622yep, because of north korean retards reproducing too much, as per their leaders rulethank you growth pills, for a solution
>>118786195 seems really small. Does that average in asian people or something or is it just an outright fabrication to make people feel confident about their genitals??
>>11878622I'm pretty sure the U.S. average is around 5 3/4 or something.I know the world average is lower (5 and a quarter or something) probably due to the high asian population.
>>11878633>growth pllsRuseman detected.
>you really want to preen me?>won't you get feathers in your mouth?
>>11878634Why is she wearing a helmet with that pajama?
>>11878579Anon a shit.
>>11878644she falls out of the ebd
>>11878634I would cuddle that NMM and there's nothing she could do to stop me
>>11878636thats what I'm asking. I keep getting answers that imply being over 6 inches is huge.
>>11878650But it seem to be unconformable to sleep with that helm on.
what is Rarity's favorite flavor of ice creamthis is important
>>11878659Try vanilla... maybe cherry
>>11878659vanillabut it's always one of those vanilla flavors with extra words likeFrench Vanillaor Vanilla Bean
http://ashashi-corner.tumblr.com/post/54663701019/k-y-h-u-plot-twistAny korrafags can explain this to me
>>11878663so Cherry Garciathat was what i pulled at first to begin with, actually
>>11878667Something about Bloodbending maybeSeems pretty stupid either way, don't bother.
>>11878652idk, I'd consider 8 and up to be pretty huge, 7 big, 6 normal, 5 underwhelming but still functionalSaying 5 is average means there has to be just as many 4's as there are 6's. I just find that hard to believe.
>>11878677>Saying 5 is average means there has to be just as many 4's as there are 6'sNo it doesn't you fucking retard
>>11878667I haven't been paying attention, is S2 going to air sometime this year?They showed stuff at SDCC then I haven't heard anything since.
>>11878680>>11878682this is a sad day for mlpg
>>11878687It's completely unrelated to MLP.
>>11878687I remember times when pony threads were filled with fags who watched other cartoons besides ponies.Now it is full of piss and bronies.
>>11878687A lot of people are still unhappy with how S1 turned out.You could have probably picked a different toon and been spared a redirect.
I have gotten to the point in my life where I masturbate to fapfics/the thought of having very romantic sex with my waifu, followed by cuddling with a memory foam pillow, pretending its her before going to sleep, still holding the pillow.
>>11878702Avatar actually brought me to /co/ in the first place
>>11878708I hope I can be as big a loser as you some day.
>>11878667Because she's a whore.
Hot patootie, bless my soul!I really love that rock and roll!
>>11878720can you stop with that
>>11878598How big of a dick do I need to satisfy a pony? I have 8.5 inches.
>>11878683Fuck you, I don't think it's that big of a leap to assume a somewhat symmetrical distribution in a casual conversation about fucking penises you pointless little fucking whore.
>>11878726I can, but I probably won't.
>>11878708>memory foamis that better or worse for cuddling than a regular pillow? I don't imagine a pony or a person would be very much like memory foam.
Good NightThanks Brae for what was nothing short of awesome.
>>11878731>Ponies>Not memory foam
>>11878727too small, pony would be lucky to feel it at all.
>>11878732No problem!Just got it all capped, gimme a sec
>>11878727Real pony or cartoon one?The latter is like dogs so you with your average 5" is pretty much on spot, actually.
>>11878731it offers resistance unlike a regular pony, and I like it. Of course I have never cuddled with any actual being, so what the hell do I know.
>>11878743>>11878729guys please stop pretending to be rudeday threads can be nice too
>>11878728So there are as many guys with 11 inch dicks as -1 inch dicks? Okay retard.
>>11878720WE'RE AN AMERICAN BANDWE'RE AN AMERICAN BANDWE'RE COMING TO YOUR TOWNWE'LL HELP YOU PARTY DOWNWE'RE AN AMERICAN BAND
Alright, here it is all capped/compiled together!https://www.dropbox.com/s/mhahsdtcmxwpzbx/Pinkiesleepoverquest1.png
>>11878747that's why I'm asking too, been thinking about going out and getting either the foam or a straight-up bodypillowI imagine both have pros and cons and I'll just have to test them out in store with a quick nap
>>11878746so >>11878738 is wrong?
>>11878753I wonder what was in Fluttershy's box
>>11878749Fluttershy fantasizes about selling her body on the street to any john who's got two nickles to scrape together.
>>11878764A piece of paper that said "Fuck you"
>>11878757woah, that's going a little too far, Fluttershy would be too scared of the pole to dance on it, hell, she would be afraid of dancing!
>>11878768Fluttershy has difficulty expressing her anger in a socially acceptable way. I for one am unsurprised as to the contents of the parcel.
>>11878768what a jerk
god damn i must be some kind of casual because dante must die mode on DmC is kinda hard, also ponies
>>11878780why would you wear a headset while playing a fighting game when your opponent is sitting right next to you?
>>11878780Is that devil may cry...or "DmC"...
>>11878750Obviously negative numbers don't make sense and if you get that far from the center of the distribution it's going to be a bunch of freaky outliers that only your mother would bother counting/fucking.Choke on a dragon dildo you s-slut.
>>11878747>unlike a regular ponyI think you meant "regular pillow"Easy mistake to make. Pillows are basically ponies to us bronies. x3
>>11878786>that picture of lyra and octavia playing vidya>the tv is behind them>bronies in charge of using their fucking noodle
>>11878126i appreciate thatresult from tonight's stream. still got ~2 left with this, but its shaping up to be alright. purposely making it look small and cramped but it might just look like fluttershy is big. oh well. maybe ill stream the rest tomorrow if i can find the time.
PonyHalpThey've taken me to the other sideI am become 2hu
>>11878780oh god, this, i'm laughing my ass off right now, oh god, my sides
>>11878780>Gamurr Luna>headphones while playing offline mutliplayer>Donte may Cry
>>11877882why is that ball of cotton candy biting and clinging on to rarity
>>11878794>not playing your vidya in a mirrorhow can you even be this new
>>11878809she was asking for it
>>11878811Oh yeah, well I fucking suspend my vidya over my pool and play using only the reflection in the water
>>11878790yeah its the reboot, i'm on the part where i have to fight like a dozen harpys and those other flying shits, and the floor keeps breaking away. how the fuck am i supposed to stay in the air that long?
>>11877907tubby pone is best pone>>11878753Wait, it just ends with Pinkie looking at Anon's boner? What kind of ending is that?? Talk about a CLIFFHANGER! D:
>>11878834t-thats the pointIt's fun!sorry
>>11878826>move the stick with magic>mash on the tiny buttons with your fuckhuge hoofthis is driving my autism to no end
>>11878786Luna does not understand how video games workshe thinks that the game knows what she's thinking, which is how it decides where to spawn enemies and things like thatshe's very please she gets to "outsmart" games by beating their campaign modes and thinks the game is always trying to trick her
>>11878845maybe she has a tiny spike on her hoof armor
>>11878826>playing the rebootThat better be stolen anon.
Celestia's Secret Penis
This is gay
>>11878861I think it's technically a horseshoe.Anyway, time for bed! You'll probably notice less newfaginess in posts now that I'm asleep.
>>11878867You wanna know the real secret about it?She doesn't have one.
Would it be in bad taste to sell a print at bronycon of fausticon burning down the convention center
>>11878875I feel like Im going to get shit for just dressing up as anon so probably
>>11878875no, unless faust shows and there's another firethen it's in bad taste but would make a ton of money
>>11878875Probably not. Just add more pone.
>>11878875Nah, not everyone at the hellhole is a raging neckbeard fuck.Most of them have a sense of humor.
>>11878887>>11878885>>11878886Maybe it'd be better if I just had a light on fire instead of the entire convention center.
>>11878875no. it would be in bad taste to then burn down the convention center while screaming "I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU", but you're not likely to do that.
>>11878880>dressing up as anonwhat? how? wherefore?
>>11878890>setting fire to a lightbulbFaust be gettin' dangerous now.
>>11878892Horsemask and suit probably.
>>11878892>howSuit and green hood/mask thingAnd it's because I cant fucking think of anything elseplus attention is always nice
>>11878212Why is Silver Spoon so cute?
>>11878904>>11878901>>11878909I saw one of the best cosplays a couple days ago. These guys went to a con in full suits and dark shades and badges, looking super professional. Real simple. They were cosplaying as Hasbro.
>>11878909Get a horsemask and the biggest pair of sweatpants you can find, pull them up to your shoulders, tie it off with a bungie cord, and go nuts. Top it all off with some Adidas. Bonus points if someone follows you with a boombox blasting "My Adidas" all day long.
>>11878909>And it's because I cant fucking think of anything elsethen why dress up a->spoilerunderstandable. Honestly, cosplay looks fun, but hard. Like, serious, trying-to-look-good cosplay.
>>11878919I saw the video tooIf they looked macho then maybe I woulda laughed
>>11878920that's racist, marker pon
>>11878919>cosplaying as Hasbro>forgetting the Hammers>forgetting the Trust Us
>>11878872We didn't make this gay.They made this gay when they
>>11878921Ill do it just for you anonSupply me a horse mask
>>11878938they're like twenty bux on amazon
Its Friday, faggots
>>11878930One at least hopes they didn't forget to drum up support for their exciting new intellectual properties designed to reach wider audiences and appeal more than ever before!
>>11878926>not buff enough to dress up as Iron Will>not southern enough for Big Mac>Soarin is 2hard6me>not fancy enough for Fancy
>>11878914Because she is a classy little pony who likes nice things.
>>11878943ONLY A FEW MORE HOURS UNTIL I CAN GET MY FAVORITE SANDWICH WOOOO
>>11878945>Soarin is 2hard6meactually, Soarin sounds pretty easy. Get an appropriate haircut somehow, die it blue, wear a flight jacket and smile a lot. Haircut seems like the hardest part really. It's not like you'll be able to do worse than that guy who just wore a flight suit.
>>11878948>using lower-case I>loves teaI didn't think SS was a goddamn hippie.
>>11878957>spikeI have no idea how to go about doing that>tomSame thing>caramelI dont remember this pone
>>11878271>>11877683I'd probably put on Aladdin.She'd love Genie.
>>11878875Make it Lamp pony.;_;7
>>11878974FUCK YOU MAN
>>11878945>not dressing up as Randy Savage and elbow-dropping the convention center
>>11878969caramel is the one that isn't blue in this picture
>>11878967>Get an appropriate haircut somehow, die it blueI cant die it blueIll look up flight jackets since I already have aviators/goggles
>>11878989>can't dye itthat blows, man, not even some kinda temporary dye? I'm sure /cgl/ might be able to help with that, at least....
>>11878996Ill ask them about it but my job is really fucking stingy about thatEven though I wear a hat
>>11878989get an Elvis wig and tease it out. then blue-rinse it.
>>11878989Are you /fit/ enough to pass as soarin?
>>11879012I'm not 300 pounds if that's what you're asking
>you will never have three ps3s
>>11879017That doesn't answer my question.
>>11879024I don't lift but Im not chubby either
>>11879018>you will never dance with the angels
>>11879018>your kind pony yuri waifu will never feed you unsold Xbones
>>11879034Unless oyu want to make yourself look like huge tool you should look for a different character.
>>11879042This is why I was just gonna do anonI wouldnt cosplay anything that I didnt already look the part sorta
>>11879034Homie ain't too brolic, but he ain't scrawny neither. And he be stylin' on 'em a little, dig? I mean, he ain't too bummy, but he grimy too.
>>11879050I've got the perfect character for you
>>11879042that's what we've been helping him with you cuntboxand there's nothing saying that Soarin's got to have massive glutes or whatever bullshit. Frankly, if the guy's got a slim build that'd be fucking ideal, but he's probably not going to look like the real fucking character just stepped through a portal. C'est la vie.also >>11879005 is pretty good advice mang
>>11879057The fuck is that even
>>11879069Anon, I can't be here 24/7I dont know everything
>>11879063>not knowing Chronicle
>>11879063you should read RenneQuest, anon, it's very fun and cute as well.it's in the quest archive in its entirity, sounds don't matter much except for ambience and some spooky mysteries
>>11879069Don't be a tool.>>11879063It's a character from LK's Renee Quest.
>>11879059Why are flight jackets so damn expensive
>>11879080>I can't be here 24/7>not being a robot
>>11879084>you should read RenneQuestI cant even find the time of day to finish a fic I've been looking at for like a monthIf I ever have time Ill look into it>>11879094Can I be a cyborg
>>11879092well, they are supposed to be really nice jackets. You could buy one, then keep using it as a jacket so it was worth the dosh, or maybe a costume shop has cheap replicas or something?
>>11879080Well, this character and the story he came from were very frequently discussed for well over a year now, but yeah, we can't be here all the time, can't we?
>>11879101depends, what part of you will be robot?
>>11879103Well I do have another jacket that might fit the partI have no idea how to explain it so should I just snap a shot of it
*wwalks into thread*heyits meeri
>>11879105I tend to ignore discussions that I dont know anything about
>>11879100when I was a kid and we had those milks in school lunches we wouldmopen them and see if we got a half- or a whole bullseye. We called the full ones "horses" and the half-bullseyes "half-horses" or, less often, "ponies." I don't remember why, though, although I think it was sort of a competition or betting thing.what a strange time
>>11879121we're pretty ded, you might as well not bother
>>11879121Hello, Eri. It's Me, God. You've been a very naughty boy. And you're not the Messiah, so knock it off.
>>11879136>not wanting to be super strong and be able to leap over tall shitI mean it's just my opinion man
>>11879143>Implying Eri wont save everyone and solve everything
>>11879143wwhat the fuck is a godwwhy are you talking to your prince like this
>>11879111would MLPG go to Equestria if it meant they had to have their brain downloaded into the body of a robot pony? You look like a normal pony except if your tale or mane are damaged you'll have to repair them, they won't grow back
>>11879152>implying that won't be Slick
>>11879161would i have the strength of 10 minotaurs?
We Homosuck now?
>>11879161would MLPG be a pokemon if they had to be Charizard
>>11879164>Dirk/Noir/Noir/Noir sessionNOIRBOWLGET HYPEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mmx68VmTEo
Where does Rose keep all her drawn furry porn
wwhere is evveryone
>>11879169No, you will have the strength of a unicorn or pegasus pone, however you cannot yet use flying or magic. There is a chance in the next few years that they will develop parts that will enable you to do these things, as well as gain earth pony strength, but they will probably cost pony bits you'll have to earn your pony self: the only prices covered by this deal are transport to Equestria and the operation that will download you into your new pone body. Bear in mind that, as a robot pone, you will have improved constitution compared to most ponies.
>>11879202dedthey're all dedeveryone is ded
>>11879202thred's ded, Jim
>>11879157I made you, Eri. And I'm very disappointed in you. Not angry, just... sad.
Ponified versions of Movie Posters for Bronycon Prints, y/nLike. TRON and Gone with the Wind and Back To The Future
>>11879161Urgh, i wouldn't go to equestria if i couldn't stay in my current human body.
>>11879223nnot there, not for themthey'll think you're supporting their empty and immoral lifestyle
>Homestuck>No ones telling Eri to fuck offITS OGRE
>>11879223Bronies would probably like that, but you should ask some brony forums and shit about what movies they liked.
>>11879223Do posters that 'nerds/geeks' would likeTron is a good start
>>11879230not even if you would be changed into your choice of pony species?
>>11879219>>11879220but eri is deadand eri is still hereforced to share a body sprite body wwith this assholebut eri is still here
>>11879223eh, if they look good then they look good, but I personally wouldn't want a back to the future poster with poniesif you're looking to just make a buck then video game mlp, uh, posters?
>>11879240He just stays longer if you tell him to fuck off.
>>11879222troll procreation is vvery complexeri finds it vvery hard to believve you can say this wwith certainty
>>11879240>No ones telling Eri to fuck offNo one is supposed to tell anyone to fuck off during a night thread. Chill
>>11879255Anon its almost morninghold me
>>11879240to be honest, considering how dead this thread is, I don't think there's anyone left TOO tell him to fuck off
>>11879245They're all ded, DaveEveryone. Everyone is ded.Everyone is ded, everyone's ded, everyone is ded, Dave.
>>11879255>tfw too late to sleep>tfw too tired to get uphow could this happen to me
>>11879243No, I enjoy being a human.I like my human body, I've worked at it and made it something i'm proud of.If Celestia gave me the ultimatum I'd have to turn her down. I'd find a different way to be together with her, there is always a different way
eri pls stay
>Pinkie sleepoverwhat kind of sick artist would tease like that
>>11879272More Applejack Season when?
>>11879272Wait what.What did I miss now.
>>11879242Just do posters of all the movies I'M SUCH A NERD LOL-type people talk about watching. Plan 9, NotLD, TCM, '89 Batman, Clerks, etc.
>>11879265What Half in the Bag episode is that picture from?
>>11879265>how could this happen to meI've made my mistakesGot no where to run
>>11879272Hey!Hey, you!Where is applejack season, or at least a twilight version.>>11879276Oh wow, you've made me feel like a real asshole now.
>tfw completely fucking terrible at rogue legacy
>>11879272You, for one.
>>11879272GLITTER GLUE DRAW ELDRITCH HORRORPONE
>>11879272wwhat the fuck is that thing
>>11879263>toofuck off>>11879266no there's not. that's the problem with you people today. you're so damn sure that every closed door means an open window. but it doesn't. sometimes, the game is over. sometimes, you've run out of options. sometimes, it's time to abandon hope. you lost. you get nothing. there is no second chance.
>>11879277go back to the top of the thread. look for the pink images with a lot of replies
WE BOUGHT TOO MANY GAMES
>>11879272Draw pone in World Eater Land.
>>11879285>that imageoh godI've started becoming more like her, is that it?my body is subconsciously molding me so that when I meet my waifu we are perfect for each otherworry
>>11879301Oh. Pinkhoers wants to ride our stick shift. Alright then, seems like normal MLPG fare.
>>11879272GG draw Clockworks
>>11879290tfw no 8 year old loli to cuddle with
>>11879310>you will never make it a personal game to guess which ded pone her cutie mark will be every time you see her
>>11879316Thank god, Hakase is annoying as hell.
>>11879305ITS JUST NOT THE SAMEROSS AND OTHER GUY IS FUNNY BUTSOMETHING IS MISSING
>>11879276>>11879288>>11879294>>11879307>>11879313WE GGG NOW?
>>11879299Nope.Sorry anon, but there is always another way out of any closed room, you just got to be patient and look.
>>11879325G G G G BABY BABYBABY G G G G BABY BABY
>>11879325THE GRAND GALLOPING GALA?!
>there will never be in image of Pinkie Pie taking Thor with serious belly bulging
>>11879299>sometimes, it's time to abandon hope. you lost. you get nothing. there is no second chance.You don't get many second chances with that attitude, anyway
>>11879325If you're so autismal over GG getting attention, why don't you become a better artist than him and steal his attention?
>>11879321It's understandable to not like children, anon, but don't insult my waifu.
>>11879323so it's not egoraptor and another guy, it's another guy and another guy? that's, well, a totally different product
>>11879331And now I have the mental image of Pinkie grinding against Mjolnir.
>>11879325>>11879335here we go
>>11879327I like the tf2 version of thatmah sentreh
>>11879326no, there's not. you're in Hell, you conceited fool. there's no backdoor here. your hubris has damned you, thinking you could outsmart Fate at every turn, refusing to accept judgements laid against you. you're in Hell.
>>11879338Not THAT Thor, dummy
>>11879317>she starts wearing horsepanties that cover the area
>>11879336Okay okay, I'm sorry.
>>11879272>GG is buttbuddies with Braeburned nowBrae mentioned one time that he was brought here by a contributor. I seriouly want to know who it is, because someone really needs to beat the living shit out of him.
>>11879353Artists can't talk to each other now?
>>11879347Then i'll find a way out of hell and find my way back to that wonderful horse Celestia, I'm sorry anon but you won't stop me.
>>11879358Braeburned has contributed nothing to this thread except for damaging it.
>>11879353>Brae mentioned one time that he was brought here by a contributorIt was Hops.
>>11879358No, they have to communicate with glyphs and symbols. Any attempt at vocal communication between artists is impossible, and their written word is rendered illegible to other artists' eyes.
>tried frenulum edging yesterday when I woke up in the morning horny as hell and sporting a throbbing hardon>fantasized about getting my cock sucked by Berry Punch>best orgasm I've had in yearsYou guys sure know a lot about masturbation. I'm looking at getting a Fleshlight, but also considering a Venus 2000
>>11879350>>11879317you guys can stop that now, you already made me fall hopelessly in liking her a lot last timewhy would you just go and twist the knife like this
>>11879353what's wrong with braeburned?
>>11879367Shit. I actually like Hops.
>>11879360i don't need to stop you. you built this prison. every brick you think you take out of the wall only makes it thicker. the most secure prison in existence is the one the prisoner isn't even aware of.
>>11879381oh, he's actually gay? hey is he the guy who used to spam our thread with braeburn porn every morning?
>>11879390>the most secure prison in existence is the one the prisoner isn't even aware of.of course! an invisible prison!
>>11879381>>>11879386You can't pull the homophobia card on everything.
>>11879391Braeburned doesn't strike me as someone who would spam porn.
>>11879391no, I think that's mane
>>11879397Except when it's your only reason to hate something.
>>11879375>frenulumI had no idea that this even had a name until I started browsing MLPG. I always used to hump a pillow and try to focus the stimulation on the underside of the head when I was 11, thought I was the only one that did that.
>>11879378He flooded us with gay shit all the time, to the point where it pissed even me off and encouraged all that. He uses the thread frequently as a personal blog, replies to obvious bait and plugs his shit or prances around with his name whenever he fucking can.He is a queen. A gay person other gay people hate.
>>11879353How do you seriously look at that post and get out of it "GG is buttbuddies with Braeburned now"?
>>11879390I see now that I'm already free...And it was you who was trapped.I'm sorry anon.
>>11879403do horsecocks have frenulums?
>>11879307>Draw pone in World Eater Land.
I wish to draw like GGWhat do?
>>11879375Jerking off in the morning is so underrated, I cum so much harder right after waking up than I do any time of the day. I start most of my days tickling the most sensitive parts of my cock and coaxing myself into some of the most intense climaxes I've experienced. I've found that the key is to make every stroke feel exquisite, teasing yourself rather than rubbing out a quick one, it takes longer but the difference is worth it.
>>11879431Say GG, you use Opencanvas, right?
>>11879426wow, i can hear his scream
>>11879423no, stallions experience pleasure from pressure on the head, that's why marevag winks and squeezes, you need to milk a stallion's head hard to make them cum
>>11879451I always wondered, does it have mouse pressure? Some of your lines are "pointy".
>>11879454i heard that stallions are most sensitive near the base actually.
>>11879350>she will never get mad at you because you add horse to every object ponies use>"They are just panties Anon!">"Yeah yeah whatever, lets watch a horsemovie."
>>11879462I read on beastforum that stallions can only cum from pressure on their head, could be wrong though. But there's some legit videos of people making mini stallions cum from just a handjob or blowjob.
>>11879463>you watch Hidalgo for the third time this week
>>11879414>He is a queenHe's dynamite with a laser beam?
>>11879472Guarenteed to blow your mindanytiiiiiiiiiiiiime
>>11879460No, there's no mouse pressure or anything, it's just that there's a brush setting for lines to start off tapered, so depending on how you use them/erase afterwards/how quickly you make a given brushstroke you can sort of fine tune the tapered bitssomething as simple as drawing eyelashes from the outside in can make them seem more delicate
>tfw IE10 is faster than Firefox
>>11879491Oh that's pretty neat, thanks!
>>11879489go back to gw2and tell miles hes a faget
>>11879495But that game kinda bores me bacause the bird arent out yet
>>11879493let's not get into that. if you are using ie 10 there's a setting that disables websites from figuring out your location. it would be enabled by default, but yahoo and google and a bunch of other assholes demanded it not be turned on by default, lest it impact the good services they provide
>>11879501the what now?
>>11879443I do the same thing, tried the frenulum thing a handful of times, but I've only cum from it 2 times. I need to be really horny for it to work, but god damn is it ever worth it, I cum so hard that I groan like a wounded animal, so fucking good
>>11879517on, are they actually adding them or is it wishful thinking?nothing can save the game though
>>11879491>alicornismis that what they're calling autism these days?
>>11879507Google shouldn't have put skynet in charge, but no, nobody wanted to listen to me.
>>11879522something to do past level 20 would be better than a new playable race, but those birds are pretty cool
>>11879514the best part about it is that you can feel the cum slowly building up, you have to try and relax your pc muscle so you don't shoot, if you don't squeeze, you can feel every drop of your cum slowly eking its way out, never found anything else that feels that goof
>>11879540>never found anything else that feels that goofgooby pls
>>11879493Browsers without userscript support are worthless. I want to like IE10/11, but I can't because they really are crippled.
>>11879540My best orgasm ever was from fucking a pony mare. Used to volunteer at a stable, only did it once and I must have lasted no more than 5 minutes. But the way that warm, wet mare pussy squeeze and clenches around you is irresistible. They literally milk the cum out of your balls, oh fuck, the feeling of a mare's insides forcing you to dump ever last drop of cum deep inside her is indescribable.
>>11879588No, you're a cunt.Get out
>>11879588That's kind of lame to use someone else's idea
>>11879588No you pot smoking,free-loading,grass eating,tree-hugging,carpet munching minotaur fucking slut.
>>11879588...Alright but I get the top bunk.Hey wanna make a blanket fort?
>>11879588Sure whatever buddy, you don't snore or anything?
>>11879588I'm a really nice guy..but I really can't see me letting Dash stay here for some reason. Anyone else would be fine. Dash on the other hadn.
>>11879599but he needs to ride Brae's dick now.
>>11879588>time to do this>no time to develop the zebrasYeah, yeah, "one dimensional on purpose", "only made for sex joke", blah blah blah.
>>11879616Well open it back up and get in here before it does it againBefore it storms and whatnot
>>11879616OPEN IT UPLET HER INDASH YOU ARE WELCOME HERE
>>11879616That's just plain mean.Tell her she can come in
>>11879595 >>11879599 >>11879601Get fucked
>>11879616Yeah I think it was done by the HAND of god, you dumb blue horse.
>>11879616FUCK THOSE FAGGOT! I'LL OPEN THE DOOR AND LET PONY IN!
>>11879616Call the cops
>>11879616Lock the door.
>>11879621Yeah and he needs to do it here and openly. It's not like that ever went wrong.
>>11879590Braeburn, please, she's your cousin.
>>11879654Go away degenerate
>>11879647Get on the floor
>>1187966210/10 would quest again.
>>11879661Try it at least once, I used to hate pot smokers, but once I busted a nut for the first time while stoned, it changed my mindset, fucking unnnnnnnnffffff
>>11879662well, thats that thenanother quest ruined due to [insert reason here]>we will never have [x]
>>11879662Man I wanted the blanket fort ending.Fuck this game.
>>11879664that quote, that typography, omg so deep#wow #whoa #wowza #mindblown #italiano
>>11879662Damn it, this is why I don't do quests.
>>11879662But wouldn't dash use a window?
>>11879662Now I feel like shitI wanted bluefast to enter my domain
>>11879677I don't know where to get weed because I have no friends but I want to try itdo you live in CT
>>11879662Now the zebras knock on the door.
>>11879677No degenerate.I bet you drink alcohol too.
>>11879699>you will never live inside crookedtrees
>>11879662Damn, i guess MLPG isn't in the mood for fun tonight.Then again this is GG so he probably wouldn't do a proper one anyway.
>>11879375I kind of want to try it nowhttp://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=kJrlZ-C466-
>>11879712I don't think you know GG as well as you think you do.
>>11879626>time to do this>no time to develop the zebrasSo your argument is basically "Why is he drawing if it's not what I wanted him to draw"?
>>11879727Pretty much, yeah.
>>11879733DEGENERATE.Don't try to sell me on your drugs, next you'll be saying cocaine is great too.
>>11879767>>11879767I like to get high and imagine I'm sniffing Dash's smelly feet while she turns beet-red and squirms, then gradually become more comfortable with it and dominates me hard
>>11879780Not him, but once you've done cocaine it's very easy to understand why people get addicted to it.
>>11879780cocaine is badIf you live in New England I'll smoke you out sometime and we can jack off together, pony blowjobs make me shoot some hefty loads
>>11879790Coke is kinda dumb. I always liked opiates better, heroin was my drug of choice for a long time, I'm still in love with the shit today, but I've been clean for a long time, that shit just ruins your life. That feeling is the best thing I've ever experienced, though.
>>11879783Are you the guy who did that unwashed fluttershy thing with Anon?
why is this even being fucking discussedwe arn't /soc/let us generally pony forth
>>11879803No, that shit was fucking disgusting, that made me gag. I just like girls with smelly feet, like not disgusting feet that have been unwashed for months, but an athletic girl soaked in sweat from practice with some moderately smelly feet makes my cock diamond hard, especially the thought of her mocking me for getting turned on by something so perverted, her sticking her feet in my face while she strokes me as slow as I can stand, forcing me to say that I love her smelly feet before she lets me cum
>>11879819>let us generally pony forth
pony pony pony pony
>>11879823Fuck off, Lamar.
>>11879827there we go, close enoughwould she be as big as Big Mac?
>>11879823But you liked it when you were high.
What do boops feel like when you're high?
>>11879840nah, the unwashed fics are disgusting, but I'd be lying if I said that I don't love some smelly tomboy feet
>willingly destroying your mindPony would not approve, pony does not approve non pony, pony is above pony, pony is truth, pony is love, pony is the ultimate gift and the ultimate sacrifice, the stage where you perform the dance of life, a glorious and beautiful opera of pone bringing men to tears, your hopes and dreams reside within the pony but the pony is simply the vessel in which your dreams are carried.God the first half of S3 was better than the latter half of S2
>>11879844kinda boring, music is fun when you're high, so is exercise
>>11879842ERI ARE YOU OKAYWOULD YOU TELL US, IF YOU'RE OK
>>11879853I caught my pony ponying. What do I do?
>>11879852also I fantasize about sniffing Dash's sweaty feet daily, it never fails to make me leak pre like a faucet, I just love everything about her, tomboys kill me
>>11879839>would she be as big as Big Mac?oh no, noI wouldn't say "as big"
>>11879874That a giant.
Anyone know any artists that draw feet well? I'm thinking of commissioning some Berry foot art
>>11879850I'm from yurop though, which means that the shit can be shipped from afghanistan to here a lot easier over land. I'm still convinced it was fake or had the shit diluted out of it.That guy that got it was probably one of the people who also fall to oregano.
>>11879862You cherish the fact that the pony would indulge in such debauchery, she's not doing it because it gets her off, she's not doing it to test Celestia's wrath, she's doing it to know whether or not you truly love her.The real question is do you love her? or is your love superficial?
>>11879874Oh man, she's quite bigI mean that in a good way
>>11879879>tfw I read it in his voiceIt was sort of a one or two shot character, but they could have done so much more with him.
>>11879878If you have the chance, try opiates again, god that feeling is like nothing else in the world, 8 months clean and I'm still head over heels in love with it.
Pony tongues make me so fucking hard it's not even funny
>>11879892what happened to you when pinkie licked the conveyor belt in TLR?
>>11879889I'll see what chances I get. I'm probably gonna draw the line at heroin though. I know someone who couldn't handle it and after seeing it myself I don't think the eventual price isn't worth the pleasure.
>>11879897boner timeBut that pic of Berry with the long tongue has been the basis of so many incredible edging sessions for me, getting the ultra-sensitive underside of your head getting licked makes you cum so hard that it's painful
>>11879884Your powers do not work on me, silly billy.
>>11879915>Implying Killinger can't just use his magic murder bag on you