Old thread: >>11845513Topic: What is each pony's favourite beverage?
I AM THE GREATEST
>>11848900candy flavored semen
>a pedophile deserves respect
>>11848900Dash likes cider a lotmaybe a little too much...
>>11848971Isn't she looking up? Wouldn't it spill?
>>11848963Just as much as any other human, disregarding any unsavory actions previously perpetrated.
>>11848971By the power of Jesus Christ, Dash has overcome her obstacles.
>tfw MLPG hats us
>>11848900>not cum chugging versionNigga you gay.
>>11849005That's too fucking adorable
>>11849031With royal toast covered in royal jelly?
>>11849006It is ded for now
>>11849031It's her specialty.
He'll do it you know,Show me one picture of Batman crying over broken contributor bones.You can't
>>11848988No, Dash is standing perpendicularly to the ground, even though she does not always do so>>11848996Thank goodness, I was wondering if her story about all those kegs being for a friend was true or not. I should have trusted her from the start.
>>11849059how does she brew it
What's wrong with your most hated pony, or fans of said pony?
I'm just going to pretend that most of mlpg is on vacation and we'll be back to normal pony levels by next week.
>>>/g/35033361Alright which one of you
>>11849080shout tried to make a funny comic about them and failed
>>11849080>What's wrong with your most hated pony, or fans of said pony?2EZ.What's wrong with your favorite pony, /co/? How would she feel about your criticism?
>>11849095she could take it
>>11849095She's already had plenty of lessons about it.
>>11849104>Dash>Able to take criticismNigga are you for realShe's incredibly susceptive to whatever other people say about her
>>11849104but what did you say to her?Dash is a very competitive pony, she might bop you one if you're not careful
>>11849080that comic is so hamfisted
Well, I'm going to sleep.I better have to read through 2 dead threads when I wake up.
>>11849021>that's too fucking adorable>too fucking>two fucking
>>11849129yeah you're probably right>>11849137I told her she was boring today
>>11849080Cuntdance is worst pony for many MANY reasons. Not the least of which is the fact that she has absolutely zero character and broke the originality of being an Alicorn. Anyone who likes that giant pink waste of space is a goddamn mouthbreathing fucktard.
>>11849095My favourite pony is out of touch.Too srs
>>11849170Twilight is on her level too now, I can't think of any personality she has that couldn't apply to Cadance.
>>11849095Sometimes she can be too off the wall. But I still love her because she means well.
>>11849158>she was boring todayShe'd probably bop you one for that and complain that YOU weren't very interesting either, hotshot.
>>11849159Was waiting for that too.
>>11849153>trying to math textSilly anon, math is only numbers.
>>11849198Exactly. Anything that Cadance could possibly bring to the table is done better and will always be done better by any other pony out there. There is absolutely no reason for her to exist in her current form aside from Hasbo unapologetically wanting more money and being willing to fuck over a perfectly good show for it.
>>11849184No that pony is too silly.This pony is kind of the polar opposite and takes everything at face value while not being up to date.The pony I speak of has only ever made one joke.
>>11849170Cadance has some character but said character is needed to be expanded upon
>>11849170took the words right out of my mouth, fuck her and SA too.
>>11849235She'd probably be a bit upset, but concede you have a point.
>>11849202More interesting than her on "reading rainbow day"
>>11849199Me too Pinkie, me too...
>>11849241Cadance has been featured extensively in more episodes than Celestia and Celestia has more of a personality than her. There IS no character to expand on.
>>11849246I'd apologize to said pony and remain adamant that everything said was not meant to disrespect.Nothing but the truth.
>>11849279>Celestia and CelestiaThat whole post didn't come out the way you wanted, but it I still understood it.If that makes sense.
>>11848900>Be me>Be reading thread>It's fucking gay>Notice people referring to the board as /co/>Notice cirklejerk>SHIT NIGGER!>Run.MLP General.
Think of the pony you like least.Got it?Now say 3 things you like about that pony without being insulting, passive aggressive or mentioning the name.
>>1184931010/10 constructive post would read again
>>11849159>>11849209Sorry I was a little slow.Celestia Quest resuming now!>>11849311
>>11849309I can't grammar well, sorry.
>>11849318she's a little filly so she's got that goin on for herI uhgod i hate her face so much
>>11849318She has really pretty eyes, even prettier than my favorite pony'sHer mane is pretty cool, pretty too.She's spunky, I like that.
>>11849318He doesn't appear very oftenthats the only thing
>>11849370You think your least favorite pony is pretty?priorities anon
>>11849318She's... Racially deverse????Master alchemistKung fu panda
If I took a nap, what should I draw when I wake?
>>11849415draw what pony looks like after she first wakes up
>>11849415pony playing her favorite sport
>>11849415Sweetie Belle dressing up Texanon
>>11849318Her soft voice is pretty cute and she seems to be pretty caring generally
>>11849386Yeah, her mane and eyes are gorgeous.She's my least favorite not because how she looks, but because I don't like her episodes or most of her interactions with other characters.
>>11849415Scootaloo in a hoodie
>>11849415pone being unintentionally cute and then getting angry when you point out how cute she is
>>11849407how the hell is she your least favorite?
>>11849318Oh man...Least favourite and worst pony aren't always the same.Is friends with DiscordPhilomena episode was okay GIYC is overrated, always wasAnd...I don't know, when she said "yay" it made for some good YTPMV.
>>11849415scootaloo being cummed inside
I'M DRUNK ON INNIS AND GUNN AND PINKIE PIE IS BEST PONY!
Why is pony so hungry?
>>11849441>look at me, I'm a big tall human and I never smile>sometimes I draw ponies and I think Applejack is almost as great as Sweetie Belle>Texas Texas Texas
>>11849318Fuck, um...Where she lives is kind of neat.The first episode she was featured in had a really good songShe lends herself well to porn?I really can't say much good about her.
>>11849523Super metabolism.Pony must eat their body weight in food everyday.
KNEEL BEFORE TODD
>>11849472Because she constantly speaks in short, cryptic, gay riddles.
>>11849543>not Guns Guns Guns
i am disappointi was hoping to see more equestria girls humanworld in the comixwhat happened to sunset shimmerwhat happened to original human twilight
>>11849565>gayYou don't belong here.
why do we even come here anymore
>>11849573>i was hoping to see more equestria girls humanworld in the comixstop wanting things that I don't want
>>11849543>>11849567he said DRESSING UP TEXANON, not dressing up AS texanon, you retarded filly
>>11849565>not knowing that half of this general is gay
>>11849579Indeed I don't.I was just browsing a bit and started posting here without noticing this was MLPG
>>11849611Good, now leave.
>>11849415I've always wondered, is tex an idealized self-portrait? Is he based on someone you know?
>>11849637He's what Tex wishes he was.Not sure why he left his cock small, though.
>>11849595That's not very nice Scootanon
>>11849637We can never know because if the truth was ugly it would destroy MLPG
>>11849657Alright then, new filter added
Applejack's favourite beverage is apple cider.
>>11849709>favouriteApplejack's shot a man for less
>>11849709I wanna fuck that slut
>>11849709I would feed her apple fritters even though she'd be embarrassed about it.
>>11849718For using proper english?
>>11849740just epic xD
>>11849681Cool story bro, congratulations with that.I am really happy that you are picking up your filter collection again. Hell you might even win a fucking medal for that shit
>>11849573Isn't the whole point is that it's supposed to take place in Sunset Shimmer's past? This sounds like it'll all be pre-mirror.
>>11849728>vs skylanderswhat the fuck is this shit jesus christ why
>>11849709I love joeydarkmeat
>>11849754Go speak your hillbilly elsewhere.
>>11849738she eats like crazy according to granny smith. I doubt you would make a dent in her diet.
Look into these eyes a little while, and tell me honestly that he isn't staring into your very soul.
>>11849811He seems to be glancing at my right shoulder more than anything
>>11849818who is there
Holy shit this thread is shitHoly fucking shitThis really is the shithole of /mlp/Honestly I didn't think it'd get much worse than tulpa general but holy fucking shit10/10 would be utterly disgusted again
>>11849789But she seemed self conscious about it.>my captcha
>>11849846Says the guy using an ironic name and still contributing nothing to the conversationEnjoy your filter
>>11849884She should be wearing shoes.Scootashoes.
>>11849875>Thinking I actually use this name>Thinking I didn't accidentally leave it on>Being this retardedMLPG.
I feel numb...
>>11849875Say that to my face not online and see what happens
>>11849941Want me to massage you a little?
Are we playing vidya right now or are we just dead
>>11849728>skylandersWhat?I kind of want to see it, is it available anywhere?
Can I have some love.pls?
>>11849980Perfect, now she can go speedy quick, but she'll never fly.
>>11850011I have none to give, anon.I'm sorry.
>>11850022>two bits.>dubs of two.
>>11850038epic simply epic :^)
fart fart fart faaaaaart
BIG FAT PONIES!
>>11850091big fat pony butts
COME ON GUYS YOU NEED TO PONY HARDER!
>>11850091I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
This thread needs more Existentialism.If Kierkegaard liked a pone, which pone would Kierk pone pone?
>>11850123B... but an-anon-kun.I loff yew.
>>11850121AWW YEAHWE XTREME NOW>burgerkidskidzklub.png
>>11850138What does it really mean to like pone?
How would your favorite pony act when intoxicated?
>>11850134I like the one where she's waving to you better
>>11850164It means to will to PONY!
>tfw Tess hats us>tfw MiLes is ded>tfw Peanus is ded>tfw Obsidian is ded>tfw Moe is ded>tfw Kraut is ded>tfw Dafty is ded>tfw Apple is ded>tfw TAW is ded>tfw mewball hats us>tfw Changelingbro is ded>tfw Japanon is ded>tfw NPA is ded>tfw Scherzo hats us>tfw Moophins is ded>tfw Rubro is ded>tfw Metals is in jail>tfw Cheshire hats us>tfw AB is dead>tfw Noel hats us>tfw NTSTS hats us>tfw Disco hats us>tfw Nithirian is ded>tfw ReiDuran is ded>tfw Jailbait hats us>tfw LK hats us>tfw BDF is ded>tfw Jalm hats us>tfw xieril hats us>tfw ciircuit is ded>tfw Reu hats us>tfw Smile hats us>tfw PS is ded>tfw Don.ko is ded>tfw Unity is ded>tfw Gypsymagic is ded
>>11850169She would try her hardest to hold her booze and still look cool.If she seems drunk then she's probably really drunk.
>>11850169It's hard to say.I'd need to know if there's a real world correlation between those who are graceful when sober and aren't dignified when tipsy.
>>11850091How about small, not terribly fat ponies?
>>11850208She's probably just a get a little flirtier
>>11850169Speaking of this, How much alcohol should one consume prior to partaking in a CON
>>11850239Going from experience at the last one; Plentiful, if you don't plan on selling things (being sober might be better off in that regard)
>>11850239Atleast 8-10 shots of bacardi 151
who CONVENTION here?
>>11850239>>11850270Yeah, I've never been to a pony one but frankly that seems like more reason to. You should be drinking before, during, and after.Is booze allowed inside these pony cons?
>>11850239Lots and lots
>>11850169pone gets tossed out of bar
>>11850285Which convention? Or just convention in general?
>>11850007>playing cubeworldwait shitare the stores open again finally
>>11850293Nope.Grab your flask, mate.
>>11850301Salt addiction is a terrible thing to facilitate.
>>11850301That's not the first salty ejaculate Braeburn has seen!
>>11850293It sure as shit in Vegas was!I was SO plastered
MLPG, why is Equestria Girls so fucking shit?
>>11850315I guess they're trying to keep it family oriented but that seems like a poor business move. They could be selling $5-7 beer and $10+ mixed drinks easy.
>>11850325then how the fuck are you playing itthere's no pirated version and I refuse to believe you're one of like 200 people who got there before the store shut down
>>11850331It wasn't that bad, the songs were shit, the animation needed some polishing, but over all it wasn't that bad, it was a 6/10
>>11850346Probably. Considering the source material, serving alchohol is really kind of a nono. Plus there were kids at the one I went to. One girl had a crackle suit. It was so boss.
>>11850358No. This is actual delusion. It was a 4/10 at best, and that's being generous..
>>11850354believe what you want to believe anon
>>11850384is she okay?
>>11850376You should have taken a picture
>>11850380If you want people to be masochits get out of mlp:g or go to /pol/.For a spin off it actually was pretty decent
>>11850384that's a fucking non-answer
>>11850394She'll be fine.
>>11850401SB pls draw
>>11850397Wait, no. I remember that I did.
>>11850397I would have liked to see some more dedication there with some fake pony legs.It looks like they went for a Rarity/Dash/Twilight theme at least.
>>11850411Her cheek looks infectedI don't believe you
>>11850389>A portal opens between Earth and Equestria>Ponies are completely and utterly dominated>Not because of our technology>Not because of our cunning>Not because of our ruthlessness>But because the moment you start scratching a pone's back, they instantly drop anything they're doing and can't do much beyond slightly wriggling their hooves and groan softly, with a dreamy look on their faces>World peace achieved
>>11850401Oh my, it looks like I ordered too much! Would you like to stay and have some with me?
>>11850401Nah, I ordered hot dogs.
>>11850441In fact...you can have them all if you want
>>11850419Wow that is really small. Here's the other Crackle one I saw.
>>11850437>All world leaders have a ponyscratchin' summit of cute.
>>11850452No Pinkie, my penis doesn't fit in my pants like that...
>>11850463would you let Pinkie play around with your penis so satiate her curiosity?
>>11850468Well at least it only spread to terrible ponies so far.
>>11850441Ordered too much? Oh.The pizzas are complimentary, silly~
So who going to bronycon?
> One day Applejack will meet a stallion and marry him> She will most likely have some absurd amount of kids because she's all into family, so the more the merrier.
>>11850483there are stupid pink smudges in her mane
>>11850495Just get in here so I can fuck you raw.
>>11850498She'll be like one of those mormon housewives who is literally never not pregnant for a long stretch of years
>>11850331Brad/Flash SentryI don't mind the guard Flash Sentry in pony world, but that cringy rocker type human Brad is just... Ugh.
>>11850495Oh really? W-why are you looking at me like that?
>>11850498>AJ is secretly more barren than any desert.>Cries herself to sleep every night because she can't give her own parents the grandkids she knew they wanted.
>>11850536I wish someone would send me a pink in a box
>>11850498>you'll never marry Applejack;_;
>>11850516You don't have to tell me twice!But I'm not going to stop until I pass out. You're good to go for the next four hours, right?
>>11850527Just like her aunt!> Those tired looking eyesI can already imagine Applejack with them
Just fixed an issue on the sub that caused the automated error in Firefox and crashed Chrome. It would happen when someone would try and post an image larger then 2000x2000 with the quick reply.If you still have any issues with this clear your cache and refresh to get the latest scripts.Thanks goes to Cosmo for bringing this to my attention.
>>11850555>you will never beat the high score with an apple mare
>>11850527>she's only not pregnant for a few weeks before becoming pregnant again>pones are pregnant for over a yearIt's practically apple family tradition. Didn't her cousins have like 8 kids?
>>11850568it is exhausting work anon, no sense even trying
>>11850536>tfw Rose is somehow less ded recently, while the other artfags seem to leave one by one
>>11850553>she's down for the count after 5 minutes
>>11850552> You'll never fuck that mare in heat with your horse cock, pumping her with your potent stallionjuice in order to get her pregnant> You will never snuggle after sex and discuss about the foal> You will wake up and go down to the kitchen ready for your breakfast> You will never go out and work with Applejack
>>11850579>wants sex really bad>can't handle it>brags to Spice about how she had sex for like four hours and the man was begging for more
EA I know you're the one doing thins.
>>11850568The Apple family is a little different from other families. If you get an Apple mare to be your girlfriend they won't let you marry her until you knocked her up. If you fail to deliver proof of your virility quickly enough they will not allow you staying with her and you will not be accepted in the family until the arrival of your third foal.
>>11850552Are you Tex?
>>11850577But trying is the fun part.
>>11850600Look man, I just can't help it!
>>11850616It'll take eventually
>>11850616>>11850627so many little texapples
>>11850620Goddamn my typo.Fine I'll finish up the Cassus fucking.Sorry to keep you waiting, I have a horrid time sense.
>>11850568What is the high score?
>>11850586>making your wife Applejack cook your breakfast for you, then go out and work the fields (bucking mostly, but also plowing) completely by herself until sunset, then when she gets back have her make you dinner, then force her to give you sexual service all night until you are satisfied>all this even while she's pregnant >keep her perpetually pregnant too
>>11850616>>11850627THAT PONY IS NAKED
>>11850586>she'll never milk your shaft with her winking alone, letting you savor the sound of her quiet moaning and wet squelching
>>11850640No worries - I've been distracted lately myself.
BestRainbow DashPinkie PieTwilight SparkleFluttershyRarityApplejackWorst
>>11850645What kind of Husband are you?
>>11850648Do pony winks actually make a noise? Either from no cock or something inserted?
Is this a Apple-breeding general now?
>>11850616but beating the high score?that is madness
>>11850654>Dash 1sthell yeah->Pinkie's 2ndhow can some one so right be so wrong
>>11848900Twilight - Carrot juice, to strengthen the eyes for those late nights of studyApplejack - Apple cider, obviously.Rainbowdash - Gatorade.Fluttershy - "Too much pressure, can't decide!" Pinkie Pie - "They're all great!" Rarity - Wine.
>>11850654Swap Pinkie Pie and Rarity and it's pretty accurate.
>>11850673Where there's a will, there's a way.
>>11850676Twilight would like to have a word with you about the falsehoods spreads about the relationship between vitamin K and eyesight.
>>11850654Pinkie Pie is way too high on that list.
What would you do in this situation, MLPG?
LIKELYRAINBOW DASHRARITYAPPLEJACKTWILIGHT SPARKLEPINKIE PIEFLUTTERSHYLEAST LIKELY
How did I not notice the new Tiarawhy vid?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN7uq3ABPOQ
>>11850707YOUR CHART IS FLAWED. WHAT IF ONE OF THEM WERE GIANT?
>>11850705nigga u cray
You cannot have a child with a pony, anonymousSincerlyCelestiaP.S.I cannot turn you to a stallion eitherPPSNor a mare
>>11850648Well, she's made for birthing and mating
>>11850706I would wonder who the cosplaying furry on the landmaster is.
>>11850709Oops, meant to post this one:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-mhT6HM22c
>>11850709I hate Rina-Chan's voice so much
>>11850666They do Satan.I've heard it in videos and with my own ears.
>>11850723Oh cool everything I wanted
>>11850709>>11850734Stop plugging your shit Tiara
>>11850749No, BCS is back. We had a nice vacation, but i guess we're back to this now.
>>11850748Except you. You will have dozens of babies.
>with those videos alone Tiarawhy has made $5,500 in the time span from when this thread was created until now
Best mom ApplejackFluttershyPinkie PieTwilight SparkleRarity> Rainbow Dash would be a good mom or a mom at all
>>11850764>Blaming everything on BCSwherefore
>>11850709>>11850734Poorly animated and unfunny. What else is new?
>>11850771>Using > as a substitute for ''implying''Please get out forever
>>11850768pewdiepie makes over 1 mil a year
>>11850744H-how loud is it? What's it like?
>>11850730>landmaster>only google results are for the vehicle from damnation alley or an all-terrain golfcartanon pls explain
>>11850663and here I thought I'd never get a boner to one of EA's blurbs...
>>11850795life's just not fair
that means you apple family
>>11850812I'm actually the one asking the questions here.
>>11849318like the gems, creative, classy
Would you a racist unicorn?
>>11850815Money itself isn't fair.
>>11850767>mfw reverse phycology
>>11850727>those wide apple-hips grinding against your lap, your shaft hilted inside her, her inner muscles rippling against you and driving you ever-closer to orgasm
>>11850828And I do mean YOU will be having them.
>>11850824That unicorn is not racist, she's right
>>11850797It's not like it's headsplitting, but it's noticable if you're close enough. It's hard to describe with words, but it's some sort of wet squelching.Sorry for using that word, but that describes it bestBut the sound can vary a lot.>you will never identify every pone by the sound of their winking
>>11850831>Can I try?
>>11850795Don't people get tired of him?
>>11850815>>11850825Blame advertising. It is destroying our culture.
>>11850835I'm okay with this.
>>11850821Oh.Well still. Having lots of bareback anal sex with pone is unf as hell.
>>11850847You don't have the hips yet, Apple Bloom.Plus, you are not for sexual.
>>11850847Not until you're older, Apple Bloom.But you can watch if you like. Your big sister could show you a few tricks to try out someday.
>>11850849I think his fanbase probably has turnover of some sort.On an actually-pony-related-note, does anybody know if his name is actually pony related? It sure as hell sounds like it, and I know one or two friends who would be devastated if it were so.
>>11850854No, idiots destroy culture.
>>11850849I don't know. But is he legitimately autistic? I'm asking seriously. He has those weird hand movements, voice bursts, broken grammar, and a weird way of speaking.
>>11850887Isn't he swedish?
>>11850883That's just a regular pony.If it was a unicorn pegasus, then totally.
EA why don't you post with a name?
>>11850898Why would I do that?
>Have a dream about being a pony>Feel that ponies shouldn't be for sexual>>11850824What happens if you go to Equestria and ponies are extremely racist against humans?
>>11850922The hope that someday I will find it. Although I've been told happiness is a journey, not a destination.
I think I just saw your favorite pony heading for make out point. What's that all about?
babies with celestia
>>11850942No, it's a destination.Many die on the way there
>>11850941Ponies have to be for sexual, otherwise they will not have more ponies.
>>11850941They can accept Iron Will and Zecora though.
>>11850972IN POG FORM!
>>11850958I'd impregnate Celestia
>>11850941They won't be. Twilight has probably told everyone about them and how they're all super nice and also can harness the power of friendship.Boy are they going to be disappointed when they see you.
>>11850964What if the stork was canon in Equestria?
So that's how you draw straight curved lines!! I was doing it all wrong.
>>11851007>Standard mammalian reproduction
>>11851007Then Nurse Redheart would be out of a job. Luckily, it's not, so she's not.
>>11850922Maybe I'm wrong about life. I hope I am.
>>11851010But that's wrong. You have to stick the pen into your asshole.
There ain't nobody better meCan't you see?Look at me!I'm so beautifulYou gotta believe that I'm beautiful
how can I be as pretty as gilda
So any niggas here want to play TF2 again tonight
Everytime I see "Princess Twilight Sparkle" I go in denial and say to myself that there were no Season 3 of MLP:FiM.
>>11851004>>11851018>>11851035>>11851049never change, mlpg.
>>11851060>wanted to join server>tf2 havent played in like 2 years>need to convert to new platform>downloading 20gbwelp
>>11851060I'm down, but I think steam chat's doing something with D&D onlineI think I'll boot it up and monitor the server in case more people join.
>>11851060the graphics are too intensive for my computer.
>>11851087Fuck steamchat no one likes those guys anyways>>11851094Use Chris' FPS config
I feel naked without my apple juice
>>11851060I'm down for hatshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhLFtEtQzQg
>>11851094Are you posting from a potato?
who makes these image macroswhat purpose could they POSSIBLY serve
>>11851060Okay.I'm already in the server.
*spurt spurt spurt**ooze*
>>11851123I'd hug darkmeat's derpyor derpy in general, reallybut darkmeat draws her especially cute
>>11851115I think I tried that already. It runs fine when I'm pointing my gun to the floor.>>11851136Baked potato.
>>11851175stuck with "scanning steam for updates"
>>11851190It's the bubble butt I swear
IP: 220.127.116.11:27015 Pass: bonbon TIEM FER HATS
>not buying a hot new top of the line Alienware PC every year so you'll never have trouble running TF2 on Maximum settings
>>11851087>Playing with the steam chat>ever
>>11851029okay you wincome on out pinkie
>>11851278except we always play with steam chat on big game nights.
what's that smell
YOUR WAIFU JUST SWAPPED BODIES WITH YOUR MOTHERWHAT DO?
>>11851299Fuck your mother
>>11851290Exactly the reason I don't join on big game nights
GENTLEMENLET US WORSTPONE
>>11851072Completely uninstall hats because the new file format puts it somewhere else anyway.
>>11851299Have a much better, gentler childhood.lol trauma ;_;
>>11851335which end do I stick it in?
>>11851254Oh yeah? Do I go around pretending that I'm a beautiful shapely woman like you?
>>11851270>Alienware1/10 because i replied
>>11851307And we are all saddened by your loss.seriously, I don't see the big deal, but whatever floats your boat
>>11851367He just hates things. Ignore him.
>>11851060I'm no good with skill based shooters.
pank just ponked EVERYWHERE!
>>11851367Same to you
>>11851335Where did this come from?
>>11851411To be honest, most of us use it as a glorified chatroom to socialize with MLPG peoplealso pls joinIP: 18.104.22.168:27015 Pass: bonbon
>>11851450what if you told pinkie that she wasn't a silly pony
wowsemen will NOT come out of mousepads
>>11851489>Them teeth.I would be hesitant too.
>>11851481Is there something you want to tell us?
Could your favorite pony survive the Devastator?
Yes but I'll seem like a huge fag so I won't.
>>11851481jailbait no dont do it
This thread has gone on for over 400 posts and I feel like nothing has really been said
>>11851501My favorite pony comes stock with battleshields
>>11851456she would take you to the silly zone
What if PONENADO?
>>11851512I WATCH MY LITTLE PONY
there's no joke here, pony is just very matter of fact
>>11851488no matter how much you stroke them!
I'm just watching a stream and holding my substitute plushie
>>11851519You mean like in that one episode?
>>11851236but Derpy ALWAYS has a bubble-buttthough he does draw it especially big. and those delicious bubblehips too.
>>11851519It only takes one if you have the right pony
>>11851489Wait, Jessy actually drew aerial refueling pone?I requested that, why doesn't anyone ever tell me these things
>>11851512What is it that you want?
>>11851533GG PLSWHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
>>11851533haha oh ponk, you're such a slut
>>11851533Who is she sucking off
>>11851533gg don't get banned
>>11851533Oh Weaver. I wonder how many double entendres she can go through before finally just spitting out that she wants to swizzle your stick.
>>11851489>you'll never be a bumbling apprentice refueling jet, constantly surrounded by attractive, intimidating plane ladies
>>11851533What iftwo anons
How many Tim Tam Slams have you done today
>>11851510>you will never be a part of the great drawfag suicide pact
>>11851574>When a gaggle of drones pile into the terminal.
Here's that Trixie and Sunset Shimmer>>11851548UhActually that was meI guess I did an okay job emulating?
>>11851578Only 1.With your waifu.She said it was p goof.
>>11851094>2007>Not being able to run tf2 at 300 fpsThe fuck broMy computer is from 2007You can probably buy one just as fast for $300 now
>>11851575>finally get to Equestria>there has already been an Anon there for several years>has won the hearts of all the pones>done great challenges of heroism>every time you are around, they just talk about the other human>you can never escape his shadow
Why is pank such the best?
Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well you should be because you are dirt! You make me sick you big baby. Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle!
>>11851578noneI ate a bag of cheesy cham chams and felt sick
IP: 22.214.171.124:27015 Pass: bonbonHats are going on
>>11851615Oh yeah?Well my computer can run Quake!
>>11851630SHUT UP DEPRESSION IS HARD
>>11851602>"That sounded like hangar doors...!">"...snf...Do you smell that, kid?">"It's that smell...">"The kinda...smelly smell.">"The kinda smelly smell that smells...SMELLY...">"...Drones...!">"What?">"DROOOOOOOONES!">[CRASH!]>"""BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP"""
>>11851635we hats now
>>11851533i was informed that this picture needed slight changes
>>11851659le reference facehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f3waZ9GYgM
>>11851661>The trainee looks back to the space his trainer was.>Was.>He is long gone.>The trainee is alone.
>>11851665oh god those DSLs
>>11851516But can they survive the Devastator?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU14VqcPIDo
I love you Twilight Sparkle!
>>11849637>I've always wondered, is tex an idealized self-portrait? No duh. Notice how close he got to AJ
>>11851665ghWhy do huge slutty lips make my dick explode?
>>11851690I thought you were talking about a cooler ridebut no my favorite pony cannot survive that Devastator
>>11851665needs more pubes
>>11851688>>11851729>going on about the lips>not the throat bulge
>>11851679>"People-!">"""BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP""">"PEOPLE!">"...">"Can I get five MINUTES of sanity in this zoo?!">"...Beep."
>>11851714NOT AS MUCH AS YOUR MOTHERSERIOUSLY SHE CAN STUFF A BAG FULL OF THEM AND STILL COUGHFUCK YOU
>>11851714>You will never play with Shrinkidinks again.
>>11851759post blind dash insteadthat tumblr is even shittier than the one you're posting now
>>11851665the bulge is nice, but I think I liked it better without the lipsnow it looks like she's wearing badly-applied lipstick
>>11849415I had a Tex dream. We were in the same high school. I found out your last name was Vasquez and was 18 years old. I found a social profile of him in a book (which was actually a tablet), and he was best frineds with Moot. Picture of them with their arms around each other.Am I on MLPG too much that they're invading my dreams?
>>11851750I'll appreciate that later....It is now later. UUUNNNNNFFFFF
>>11851781>Bender discusses proper application of makeup.flv
>Want to play hats.>Latency is around 1400Fuck you too, Charter...No no, I payed extra to sometimes have high speed. It's fine, keep shitting on my internet...
>>11851780You must be a very angry person if you care about where pony pictures came from in this fandom.
>post that honk honk flash on /f/>gets deletedMan this place is gay.
>>11851794>Having a tripfag in your dreamSudoku right now
>>11851836I also dreamed about Nathan.
>>11851810>1400ms>I live on the other side of the planet>Only 200mswowza
>>11851852>Calls that a dream.
IP: 126.96.36.199:27015 Pass: bonbonCome on guise
>>11851810There's only 4 of us on right now anyways and I'm only in here because maybe having a higher playcount will get more people to join
>>11851850HOLY SHIT ARE THOSE DONUTS?JELLY FILLED ARE MY FAVORITE
>>11851855Yeah, I had to kinda stare at that for a while.I am usually like, 80.But that is just fucking stupid.I get shot enough as it is.
>>11851852I think it's time to go outside for a bit Anon.
>>11851868Oh I bet they are, Anon...Care for a taste?
How would you introduce canon love interests for the main six in the show or the comics?
>>11851836>tfw r63 MSoB plagues you
>>11851900how the fuck does ,that even work? do you see a gender bent twist with a humongous dic?
>>11851894That poor little toaster
>>11851810Is that a recent picture? I don't recall that one
>>11851912god i hate writing with a tablet
>>11851815Why is Twilight happy that her best friend is blinded for life and now lives an indentured lifestyle?
>>11851815why is dash blind?
>>11851924>ideal humanized twist.pnghttp://imgur.com/6Uu70e4.png
>>11851912Could be better drawn, but some guy was doing a story about her going to a MLPG meetup and things spiraled out of control.http://mlpg.co/art/src/1372105590187.jpg
>>11851939not only that but she can never realize her dream of becoming a wonderbolt, hell she probably can't even fly anymore
>>11851939I am going to bet money this takes place in the Past Sins universe.
>>11851981it doesn't actually
>>11852019I can't, I feel bad enough as it is.
>>11851916>tfw Kraut is ded
>>11851950>no curly hair>ass smaller than bust>not cumming constantlyYou done fucked up.
>>11851810Do I save this image in palette folder or plane pony folder
>>11851979i have a fapfic idea that's exactly that. had to do with gradial mindbreak that vhanged dash from daring daredevil to loyal and submissive , and prefers to go by dashie
>>11851959>tfw exchanged pics with GR>tfw she's so much hotter than you>tfw you feel like you owe her something because of it
>>11852065you are a terrible person
>>11852065didn't you mention this idea like 3 months ago anon
>>11852056I liked his stuff, too bad people don't know how to not hate things and destroy MLPG.
>>11852067The fuck are you doing
>>11852064two copies, one in each folder
>>11851950FUCKING DISGUSTINGjust look at these lips
>>11851618perfect combination of sexy and cute
>>11852062I did the best I could on the hair and the cock
>>11852067wait, you mean to tell me that picture wasn't just genderbent?
>>11852067Klondike what the fuck are you one about? A "what if" scenario?
>>11851618But anon, she's only third best.
>>11852081yes i did. it's likely never going to made, but if someone were to ask for fic request i'll have some idea to what ask for>>11852078can't e as bad as the usual shit from here
>>11852106NOT GOOD ENOUGHHOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP ON HER CUSHIONY CHEEKS IF SHE CAN'T EVEN LAY DOWN WITHOUT CRUSHING SOMETHINGoh well_______________
>>11852067>Klondike>posting pics of himself>blogging about it
>>11852085I still don't understand how that could even have happened.
IP: 188.8.131.52:27015Pass: bonbon Because maybe we might play again tonightMaybe. 6 players.
>>11852132All our fic writers got chased away though. Except cosmo, who doesn't write any more apparently.
>>11852145I love that wide butt
>Kumis is a fermented dairy product traditionally made from mare's milk. This is new to me.
>Rose drew tits>Bare tits>Bare, pierced, hyena tittiesIT'S OVERSHE HAS SUCCUMBED TO THE DARK SIDE
>>11852159>>ywn ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;(...).pngBut i just did
>>11852176A. That's oldB. She's done it beforeC. Shut up
>>11852147Because every time he came here, someone would say that one word and tell him to leave.
>>11852176>Scherzo is the anon that brings Rose's personal stuff into the threadwow
>>11852189darf doesn't know how to write anything that's not psychologically scarring
>>11852176this isn't the first time she's done naked furry tits
>>11852159>tfw no qt scootie π
>>11852161yeah i realized that. sad reallyi miss taw taking requests.
>>11852206how do you know?
>>11852067>ask her how to make it up>she tells you to give another cute picture of yourself
>>11852207Gradual Sluttification is the best of guilt-faps
>>11852176Is that what her fursona is? A Hyena?I seriously had no idea what that thing was supposed to be for the longest time.
>>11852176>Rose's hyena girl is called heaux
>>11852211>>11852197It...isn't?...I must see more.
>>11852159I would really like to wash my rainbow pony waifu and our adopted daughter together. Then towel them off and comb their hair.Then we would tuck our little beauty in and read her a bedtime story before we go get into our bed and cuddle intensely under the sheets like the first time we cuddled.
>>11852207that human lyrabon/horse fic was great. and the 2 twilicorn ones before his latest( owne with dash and one with celestia)
>>11852228>>11852206nevermind I figured it out
>>11852200Apparently it was more than that. Mewball said he had a major clash with his art friends and this is why he left.
>>11852245I only find post like this weird when it's not about my waifu.Life is funny.
>>11852254OhI actually just used http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/searcher.html and found him posting the same picture with a trip.This thing is dangerous
oh I get it
>>11852268>internal dramaI wish I had enough art friends around here so that I could have dramaAlso I wish I could draw well
There is no such thing as purity when it comes to art. Every person has sexual desires and uses their imagination to satiate them. Artists use their imagination to share ideas and emotions. If they draw something lewd, why should that taint their other work?
>>11852278Yeah. it will become a major asset in digging up shit on people
>>11852242>If she had a fish girl its name would be Reaux
One of these days, MLPG is going to stop talking about contributors instead of the showThat'll be the day
>>11852236that is true. god know we need more of those (darf's twilight fic was pretty good)
>>11852242>>11852309>tfw we will never go back to /ceaux/
>>11852271What's weird about wanting to read a bedtime story to Scootaloo together with Rainbow Dash?We would originally split it up between voices but now she would narrate and I would do all the character voices. Dash would always be passionate in her narration and Scootaloo would always giggle at my exaggerated attempts at female voices.
>>11852322just do it you wimp
is it really so hard to art and not partake in drama
>>11852329I kneaux, don't rub it in.
>>11852321One day everyone on 4chan will stop arguing with each other and have calm discussions.
>>11852328Don't be sorry about that. fanfiction is a waste of anyone's time and talent. Drawing is objectively better and won't get you ignored here (most of the time)
>>11852304so learn to draw well
>>11852339That Scherzo/Rose thing is hardly drama
>>11852328y'know sooner or later you're gonna have to tell them the truth.
>>11852359He means the Kraut discussion, but at least we know Scherzo shitposts about her now
>>11852322>filenameYou mean I switched back to my old trip.Let's be honest, I could use what little cachet Lyraquest earned me, and in retrospect I don't really want "sex" in my tripcode. That was a bit juvenile.
What is Rose's tumblr?
>>11852319Thought that was a vibe for a second.
>There's a Cabin in the Woods attraction at Halloween Horror Nights this yearSOHYPE
>>11852355I am having fun with it though.>>11852363Haha... ohhhhput a sock in it
>>11852328Cosmo plsPls draw
>>11852321god knows this is why i won't even bother drawing for here
>>11852396I tried making it. Too long.
>>11852374MSoB why do you hold out on your drawings? I'm seeing stuff that is on derpibooru or your dAs or the sub that isn't elsewhere. Do you hate us?
Someone should stram I feel terrible
>>11852372I just want closure
IP: 184.108.40.206:27015 Pass: bonbonhat
>>11852442>tfw bonbon hats us
>>11852420Usually what happens is that I post it once to MLPG, someone else uploads it to derpibooru, and I sometimes stash it away in the sub. Everything gets stuffed into deviantART's "stash" folders for posting at a later date.Basically I'm lazy.>tfw no one liked my Tim Tam pony
>>11852419the fact that you even tried makes me laugh>>11852442I still think we should try out Halo CE custom edition. I mean its fun, everyone can run it, and its classic.
>>11852445>tfw Sweetie Drops hats us
>>11852447how exactly would you drink coffee through tim tam pony
>>11852447I don't know what a Tim Tam pony is.
>>11852447Artists holding out is the worst feeling. I'm looking at you Weaver.
>>11852465She sips the coffee and you rim her
>>11852459the point? we all know that fanfiction is dead in mlpgno point in repeating it
>>11852474>"Is that chocolate? I hope that's chocolate."
>>11852447I have her saved in my OC folder alongside Marker Pony.I just don't know what Tim Tam IS...
>>11852459Why is it wrong if a story uses characters that already exist? Technically MLP and any show that has "generations" does that. I'm assuming you hate the fact people think having an already established character will compensate for their horrid writing.
hello MLPG. come watch hot fuzz with mehttp://www.livestream.com/rubro
>>11852503some ausfag cookieapparently it's quite an event there to take said cookie and use it like a straw because aussies are weird
>>11852447Can you please make them accessible?
>>11852515>rubroI-I thought you were ded!
>>11852535>>11852536Probably just a hijacked url.
>>11852515>hot fuzzaw yiss
>>11852552When did rubro leave anyway?
>>11852447WAITIS GR Australian?
>>11852552It's Knighty using his channel
>>11852515THIS IS LEGITTHERE IS FUZZ OF A DISTINCTLY WARM PROPERTY IN HERE
>>11852583Anon confrimed for new
>>11852591It's impossible to know every piece of MLPG lore.
>>11852609>Not spending all of your free time in MLPGs vast library of useless knowlege
>>11852609>Not studying the MLPG lore before coming here>Not taking the MLPG Entrance Exam
>>11852648I've ben coming her for close to two years and I don't remember taking an entrance exam...
>Feeding Buttstallion causes her to fart out a gun or vomit rainbowsPFTHAHAHA
>>11852722>I've ben coming her
>>11852737Blame my damn tablet.
>>11852722Haha, wow, are you seriously an unregistered anon? How have you survived 2 years without your complimentary pony?
>>11851329>worstI will cut you.
>>11852782WHERE DO I TAKE THAT EXAMI NEED THAT PONY
>>11852474What, you don't want to drink it from her bladder?
>>11852794Why are ponies so lewd?
>>11852826Did you say pony anon?
>>11852826Here is the exam:Who is best pony?
>>11852837>worst pony learn her place
>>11852846every pone is best at something.rarity is best at hatstwilight sparkle is best at booksapplejack is best at applesponka is best at partiesfluttershy is best at animalsrainbow dash is best at going fast
IS THAT STEPHEN MERCHANT?
>>11852826Sorry, but we've run out of ponies to give away.
Why is she so purple /co/?
>>11852837Apparently those candles are Rarityfags
NOW ENTERING A BOOP ZONE___________________________________________________________
I don't feel like booping.
_________________________________________________________NOW LEAVING A BOOP ZONE
>tfw no pone
>>11852958oh god I thought this picture was shakingI need to lie down
It's fluttershutter time
>>11852979>>11853035WHO IS PURPLEIST PONE?
>>11853035not purple enough
Would you nonsexually cuddle with pony naked?
>>11853083Sure, I'll do it right after making love to her.
What if pony glarbled?
>>11853083I can't, just imagine holding them close, feeling their coat and warmth of their body, their heartbeat going through your fingertips and hearing them breath... and not get a boner.
>>11852869>rarity is best at hatsI wish
>>11853083I would spill so much spaghetti that I could feed all the starving african babies
>>11853154I know, right.Purple is much better.
>>11853139That shouldn't stop you.
>tfw wanting to masturbate all the time after shaving/trimming your dick and balls
follow the dots, Derpy Hooves!
>>11853206nah, she's kinda pleb at hats too
>>11853256>she's kinda pleb at hatsBut that's wrong you autistic piece of shit.
>>11853235I love the feeling of smoothness on freshly shaven balls.My own too.
>>11853292twilight is the plebest pleb that ever plebed
>>11853256>2 engies>1 sniperWHAT THE FUCK KIND OF TEAM
https://derpibooru.org/363409Dat Lion's mane
>>11853308If being pleb is superiority, then yes.
>>11853307Not worth the itchiness later.
IP: 220.127.116.11:27015 Pass: bonboncum
>>11853345>cp_canterlotI've heard stories, how bad is it really?
>>11853345I would if my internet wasn't so retarded
>>11853315the loosing kind
>>11853345>Downloading maps/cp_canterlot_wg_b2.bz2aw yiss
>>11853356It's stupidly large. Takes forever to get from point A to point B. To point C.
>>11853356LET'S FIND OUT
>>11853374whoah whoah whoah...waitthere's a pony map...with objectives?!
You guys want a color stram?Post some color requests!
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-odizIs this artist Ironic Shitposting art?
>>11853440That was Applebeans
>>11853431But what will they do when he's too big to hug?
Well time to watch UA and play hats
>>11853440No, that's just somebody trying to make good art and just making bad art instead.
>>11853430They should wear lots of clothes!
>>11853431>have a crush on Flitter and the fanon personality we've made up for herplease kill me
>>11853342I don't shave, just trim to like 1mm.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>11853511Ugh, FINEHead down ass up.
>>11853408Did you color that OC pony gif that jessy drew?
>>11853511bury the bone?
>>11853540Oh snap, thanks for reminding me.Do you still have the color reference for it?
>>11853035I got sumthin' long and purple for you ponies
>>11853580Tell me you still have the .gif, my downloads folder is a mess right now.
What game down Pinkie Pie always let Rarity and Twilight win at?Leap frog!
>>11853307I'm not gay or anything, but can we like, touch each other?
>>11853704>tfw unicorns shove their horns up marecunts as a joke
>>11853473He gets to hug her.
>>11853741>Now hiring class of 2013
>>11853763I think they'll do a little more than just hug
>>11853731>OWWW CELESTIA-DAMN IT! FUCK! SOMETHING JUST PUNCTURED MY WOMB! AHHHHHHHHHH!! HELP ME IT HURTS SO MUCH >Oh, Twilight, it's just you. You trickster you...help me mop this blood up
>>11853747Man, Ponyachi really needs to BEE himself
>>11853831renne > saffron
>>11853792>that ficevery time i cant contain my horny levels.
>>11853792why are those ponies being so slobberythat's very unhygienic
>>11853792Maybe give him noogies?
>>11853871When is Journey going to go on sale?I'm not going to spend $15 on a 2 hour game
>>11853879Is this better?
>>11853763>>11853792It'd be a big, comfortable hug.
>>11853899much betterthere's a comfortable amount of space between them and they are playing with safe blocks of wood
>>11853905It's fun to talk about the good pony hugsBut which pony gives terrible hugs?
>>11853913But do you know what happens later that day?
>>11853862But what about her huge, soft cuddling arms?
>>11853926Ra ra tea
>>11853933pony > dogs
>>11853929They play hide and seek?
>>11853926Mr. CakeHe's lanky, bony, angular, and probably smells like flour and diapers.Now his wife on the other hand...
>>11853929Is there some kind of fic that image goes with?
>>11853963>flour and diapers
We stram now.http://derpy.me/3TUyi
>>11853958YesRumble has to seek.Where do you think Flitter hides herself?
>>11853929Go out to get ice cream?
>>11853986>latest videos>gta>>>11853431 coloredohpost pls?
I need picturesPictures of buildings in Equestria
>>11854026between this and hearts and hooves day and it's about time i kind of think somebody at the studio likes video games
>>11853982nobut I know 2 decent rumble/twins fapfics
>>11853993In the closet is a prime hide & seek spot
>>11854057Why? Because the streets look like streets in both games and the show?
>>11854091Does he ever come out
>>11854026I would post this on /v/ but I just got off a ban
>>11854091She's hiding on the bed, sillyRumble has to climb in to get her
>>11854094>>11854094but those really dont look that similar aside from the generic aspects of them.