Sleeping thread: >>11832376Resting our eyes thread:>hope
The swimming gays anime airs today.
>two threads ago
>>11837288>there's no such thing as ordinary or boring when you change your point of viewThat's actually a really good message.
have you worshipped the sun today
>Go out>Come back>Brand new threadPwah>tfw the harrowing contrast of my life
>>11837383That's a very pretty pony, Anon.
>>11837397Meta gifs are so funny, especially when they are not related to the current events, they never get old.
>>11837400Not Ben Stiller, user who ran Revolution Quest before cancelling it after being banned for off topic posts. He also has a massive problem with Dooks/Jessy/MLPG in general.
>>11837409You mean stared at her butt?
minecraft has horses now.
>>11837382Going to be a fun summer
>>11837420>just staringThat's not how you worship, Anon
The more I think of Flash the more I hate him. I'm not even a Twifag. Is this normal?
>>11837414The only thing even prettier than her appearance is her character.
>>11837423Tekkit had ponies before it was cool.
>>11837398I was being sincere when I said I got schooled
>>11837438The same thing's true for me, although I am a Twifag.
>>11837438it's only natural to envy those who are better than you.
>>11837416Oh, okay. Thanks.
>>11837444Oh, I wasn't doubting it.
MLP:FIM Season 4 has the last album you listened to as it's soundtrackWhat happens?
>>11837435>>11837432Queening, then?PRAISE THE SUNBUTTQueening's another word for facesitting.
>>11837453It becomes about adventure. A comfy adventure.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXY8atmBCs
>>11837453>Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots10/10 season
>>11837453Ponies go driving through the desert
How do I begin to /fit/
>>11837454>Queening's another word for facesitting.I'm offended that you'd think fetish general didn't know that.
>>11837453>Fang Island - Fang IslandIt'll probably be happy and peppy as fuck and end up with probably one of my favorite adaptations of a classic story.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7vbuR4obC4
>>11837453>Protomen Act 2 - Father of death>Finale is Light up the Night and here comes the arm>Twilight dies>Her friends still have some unfinished business.
>>11837466Squats and oats
>>11837466first, what are your goals?
>>11837467I usually don't see the word thrown around a lot.
>>11837466Read the fucking sticky.
>>11837453>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q9yKDwcDOcTime for pony to search for immortality
>>11837477Well, now you know.And knowing is half the battle
>>11837475not him, but I want to be a lithe little trapalso not being lazy and apethetic would be nice, is that something /fit/ can help with
>rape in sleep
>>11837496to become a lithe trap, do you have to lose weight, gain muscle, etc.?work with me anon
>>11837453inb4 tons of shitty videogame music
>>11837466Eat less do moreEat more protein and carbs whilst doing only 2-3 reps per set if you want to get swoleEat more protein whilst doing 8-10 reps per set if you want to get lean
>>11837497>"if i am super edgy maybe people will like me"you're in the wrong thread pal
>>11837496>tfw 6'4 and wide shoulders>tfw I will never be the little trap
>>11837506this is bad info
>>11837496cardio all day erry day
>>11837502I'm 6' and 160lbs, you tell meI'm very ignorant about this sort of thing>>11837514I can do that I guessI can only manage 30 minutes or so on days I work but when I'm off I can do whatever
So who shall she interview?
>>11837485Celestia, please answer my letters.
>>11837524Sounds like you're pretty average, thenif you're compleeeetely new to this, you should read the sticky on /fit/ it'll provide a bunch of basic info and tools that you'll need to learn all this and it'll save me the time to rewrite it allafter you read it I'll answer any questions and help you further, though
>>11837503>if i get 20,000 notes i will report the rapei have no reaction for this>20,000 people actually noteduuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Anyone else think that bronies are gay fags?
>>11837533B-but.. why not?
>>11837535Just like you.
>>11837527No one because no one wants to talk with her
What does a pony neckhug feels like?What does a hug feels like?
>>11837538no hands to write with
>>11837535just like you
>>11837535Bronies are really cool people and they deserve my respect.
>>11837544But you have magic>tfw celestia doesn't even bother to come up with legit excuses
Whenever somebody grows a dick, shit tends to get verbally depraved.
which would you rather do? answer another shitty which would you rather do pony question, or hang yourself?
>>11837544Damn, that fucking face
>>11836125where did the whole "Saffron speaks Spanish" thing come from? I feel like I'm terribly stuipid for not getting it, but I read the whole quest and I understand, is there something totally obvious I'm missing? pls help MLPG
>>11837535but these people were always gay fags. i never heard of a completely normal person turning into a gay fag just because of ponies.
>>11837560>I'm a memer
>>11837563LK said once that she'd lapse into Spanish if she was being emotionaleasy to miss, don't worry about it
>>11837565yeah, it took furries to turn me into a gay fag
>>11837532alright, I'll take another look through itso no help on the lazy with no ambition thing, right?
>>11837580I would talk to her.Batponies are adorable.
>>11837578and i blame childrens shows for turning me into a furfag
>>11837581Oh, right.I can't help you with that, but following a routine and staying healthy wakes a lot of people up. It gives you tons and tons of energy.
>>11837586I blame lu.scio.us for turning me into a furfagI blame Pokemon for making me look up pokemon girls, which I found on lu.scio.us
>>11837586I blame Karabiner
>>11837524She should interview some gourmet chefs from the griffon kingdom with Gilda being glimpsed in the background doing dishes in an apron.
>>11837605it is one of my deepest shames. but the good thing is i have kept it such a secret no one in real life or online knows i am a brony, same with being a furry.
>all batpone nightclubswould you
>>11837605>caring about bullshit labelsFree your mind, anon.
>>11837620I know it's kind of a lie but I like to believe I'm not a brony or furry despite the fact haven't jerked it to human porn in a long time
>>11837605I'm technically a lot of thingsThe internet has had a terrible effect on my life
ANIMATE YOUR WORLDThank you anon for linking that bob in the last throd.
I need her more than anything in my life MLPG..
>>11837645She really is a special she isn't real bro and you can't have her
>>11837654I'LL MAKE HER REAL. I'LL FIND A WAY. AND IF THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE I'LL MAKE MYSELF NOT REAL AND REAL TO HER.
>>11837563LK mentioned at one point that she has a Spanish accent but didn't type it out because that would have been hell to readHer lapsing into Spanish when you play with her butt was entirely someone else's doing
>>11837664i hear bleach is good for thatbut only if you mix it with ammonia in a poorly ventilated area.
>>11837645same here. i self medication my depression with rarity.i am also self diagnosed with aspergers and rarity is the only way i can function through the day.
>>11837622>NightclubThey'd be dayclubsI'd go on a pub crawl from pone to batpone pubs for a weekend
>>11837674>self diagnosed with aspergers
>>11837628i would say the internet has ruined me also.if i ever became king of the world i would have people like me executed.
>>11837679YOU!I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE DAYBAR
>>11837645You have 2 options:i) You can have a personal portal to Equestria and you can access it anytime you wish. To visit your pony waifu or have merry adventures with the ponies.ii) Cure mankind of all ailment and nobody will be sick anymore.
>>11837674Don't say 'I am self-diagnosed with aspergers'.Say 'I diagnosed myself with aspergers'.It's less ambiguous.
>>11837679would you go to pinkies diaper rave
>>11837694does the cure include a fix for overpopulation?
>>11837700>You get to go to Equestria>But you need to attend a diaper raveWould you?
>>11837694>ii) Cure mankind of all ailment and nobody will be sick anymore.Enjoy your overpopulation
>>11837707>Believing in over population
>>11837694So either go to equestria or doom mankind to death by overpopulation?I choose dooming mankind
>>11837674>aspergers>self diagnosed>only time when 'this autistic' is apt
>>11837700>"dash, your not actually supposed to use the diaper"
>>11837694Personal portal, easy.
>>11837694So long as people still die under 100 years I'd chose 2
>>11837679I want to go to a batpony pub. Sounds like it'd be p.radical in there. They'd probably be all underground or at abandoned industrial sites. They'd play extremely hipster electrostep reggae fusion music, take acid and talk about the government.
>>11837711the things i would do to get in have no limits, i am talking horrible awful shit.i am a terrible person
>>11837694>muh overpopulationCure mankind, you'd pretty much hit overpopulation regardless if you don't choose it or not.Space is always the answer.
>>11837730>>11837718>>11837707Fuck that. Time to colonise space. With our increased population, we're sure to develop the technology faster.
I have a penisI like my penis
>>11837694do i get the credit for #2? or is everything just all of a sudden cured?does the ailment cure include depression and social anxiety also?
>>11837755I'm proud of you
Anyone going to participate in some post Zimmerman acquittal chimp hunting? Probably going to be plenty of spooks to go around. Imagine picking off the jungle bunnies from 300 yards with a nice hunting rifle.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE HOMO MADNESS?
>>11837755>get excited for trixie pony penis>there is nonegood morning hitlersatan i see you are back to rusing
>>11837764>tfw it's actually going to be white people killing black people when Zimmerman gets the chair
>>11837758If you start including those things then it can quickly drift off into PEDOPHILIA IS A MENTAL SICKNESS and general slippery slope
>>11837767>this plus those zebrasI think it's time to hibernate
>>11837767i like that i have no interest in this at all, maybe i am not a gay after all
>>11837767>tfw you'll never be ottermode;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>>11837774man, if I turn down a chance to visit Equestria and it doesn't cure my anxiety I'm probably going to end myself
>>11837777you just have a difference than girls
>>11837774>mankind is cured of all sickness>suddenly everyone is physically and mentally identical
>>11837774so pedophilia isnt cured?
>>11837781>tfw thought that three months ago>tfw lost 30 pounds since then and would be ottermode if I started liftingdon't even want to be ottermode
>>11837767I really hope it doesnt become a thing in here, the fucking zebras are already annoying enough
>>11837777>tfw not gayWhat a horrible curse it is to be completely heterosexual in MLPG.
>>11837503Question:If you are raped, why would you not go to the police?Why would you want 20000 people to give you attention?
OKAY 2ND DECISIONSi) YOU CAN HAVE PONYii) YOU CAN'T HAVE PONY BUT YOU WILL LIVE HAPPIER THAN YOU CAN EVER BE DUE TO CERTAIN EVENTSPick one.
>>11837801>tfw not straight but can't enjoy gay ponies due to complete over-saturation
>>11837797>tfw lost 40lb>tfw chest is too big to be ottermodeI lifted too much
>>11837803Because the person didn't get raped obviously.
>>11837804>YOU CAN'T HAVE PONY BUT YOU WILL LIVE HAPPIERBut I'm never happy no matter what I do
>>11837799Expect to have a big impact all over 4chan, especially on /v/ (besides /a/, of course).So, I guess you should expect /v/irgins bringing that shit here.
>>11837804I'd rather be melancholic with pony
>>11837803after looking into it the girl is a complete attention whore who lives off donations only and complains about being poor constantlyactual quote from her tumblr page>"i can't get a job because i have a blog to run"
>>11837824still ship appledashand rarishybut not twilight pie
>>11837804Imagine if you had a real colourful talking MLP pony in real life. It would be terrible. You'd have to keep her a secret, you could barely ever take her outside, she'd be away from all her friends, etc.Like, it wouldn't be like the fucking Smurfs movie or anything.
>>11837822it'd be so nice to be a girljust show your tits on the internet for moneyI've shown my dick on the internet and all I got was erp
>>118378042this isn't even a choice
>>11837804>i)>ii)THIS SHOULDN'T BE BOTHERING ME
>>11837846Red really appreciates the cocks people send her
>>11837846Only really works till your early 30s though
>>11837844Real colorful talking MLP pony in real life doesn't automatically imply that she was taken away from her frens. And you can live a whole lot higher quality life without going outside much nowadays.
>>11837804>YOU CAN'T HAVE PONY>YOU WILL LIVE HAPPIER THAN YOU CAN EVER BEDoes not compute.
>>11837861it's not like I'd do it for a livingjust like, if I needed groceries or gas or to pay cablejust a flash and bam, all three paid
>>11837835S1 made me ship pinkiedashi still ship it
>>11837861some people love older women
>>11837846I find doing stupid poses and maybe a dance or two more effective than dick.
>>11837858It's not that much of an achievement if she's a huge slut. Now if a pure girl tells you she likes your cock...oh yeah.
>>11837846>You'll never be a pretty girl>Don't want to work? No problem! Just find a rich guy and be a housewife.>You get to spend your time cooking>Just a bit of cleaning>All the time you want for hobbiesWant to work? Marry a rich guy and be even richer!
>>11837882h-hey, dont talk shit about red.
>>11837804i choose pony
>>11837864I dunno. I'd want to take her outside, and as soon as someone snaps a high resolution photo of her it would be all over the internet.
>>11837889Not talking shit about her, I'm sure she likes being treated that way
>>11837888I'm the guy that said I'd like to be a girl and even I know it's not like that.It's rare to be pretty enough for a guy to buy your way through life. It's not rare for an anon to hand over money for tits.
>>11837891I love that you draw FluttershyIt's nice having a flutterdrawfag for once
>>11837892so get her a bunch of publicity all at once so the government can't disappear herstart a band or something and earn/scam enough bronybux to hire a proper security team
>>11837892Yes, as a high quality fake. There's literally no proof that one could make that would be more likely legit than fake. The bigger issue is that the government would decide to check it out soon enough, so of course you'd want to keep the pony completely concealed.
>>11837891>tfw dotkwa is dead and hats us
>>11837891is this a picture of Fluttershy putting someone in the friend zonewhy would you draw that
>>11837905>tfw jalm is ded
>>11837895 she does, she's quite the fetish house. I still white knight the fuck out of her though because I'm a gigantic faggot.
>>11837919Maybe she's just not ready for a relationship
>>11837925hope she's ready for rape then
>>11837919Fluttershy puts everyone in the friendzoneShe doesn't deserve a boyfriend>tfw I've put someone in the friendzone because of my insecurity
>>11837924That's nice, anon she will never reward you though.
>>11837924you're the reason the human race is stagnating, anon
>>11837931>>11837932what part of "gigantic faggot" do you people not understand?
>>11837919no, she's just complimenting you anon!>>11837916>
>>11837937you're adorable :3c
>>11837946are you ready for rape
>>11837940what part of "you're the reason the human race is stagnating, anon" do you not understand?
where did it all go so wrong
HEY ANON WANT TO DO SOMETHING FUN?
>>11837950now we're just going in circles. I'm fucking agreeing with you, you mongoloid.
Your favorite pony will be your best friend If you indulge her in her diaper fetish. Nothing messy, just soft diapers. Do it?
>>11837954Suck my penis
>>11837954DO I?WHAT IS IT?
>>11837953depends on the religionsome say when eve ate the fruit
>>11837954You mean >rape
>>11837954Eh...sure why not.
>>11837953It was never right.
>>11837954Did you just fucking say fun?
>>11837956what does she mean by indulge, exactly?I guess I'll play along as long as it stays clean
>>11837956Eh. I guess. She'd better indulge in my fetishes.
>>11837956So long as she doesn't wear them outside
>>11837956yeah, okay sure
>>11837956Daddy/Daughter sub/dom is the furthest I'll go when it comes to roleplay involving age. Diapers are way too far off.
>>11837955now we're just going in circles. I'm fucking agreeing with you, you mongoloid.
>>11837956Will she grow a dick to indulge mine?
>>11837969You just have to dress her up in one and cuddle her every now and again. and wear one with her.
>>11837975Thats the spirit
>>11837983Which pony is the most euphoric?
POST YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE SONGS
>>11837967YES>>11837958NO>>11837960>>11837964MENTAL EXERCISESTIME TO STRETCH THOSE BRAIN MUSCLESYOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO SOLVE THIS. GOOD LUCK
>>11837991http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQl3WQQoQ0why is she so perfect
>>11837995Eat shit, TwilightKeep it at high-school level if you want to keep me interested
>>11837995>mathTHAT'S NOT FUNTHAT'S TORTURE
>>11837995You aren't smart, Twilight.
>>11838007>not liking mathStay pleb
Just remember, I was fucking horses before you were alive!And that's why I was the overman.
>>11837995>ProveHAHAHAHA noFuck you Twily
>>11837995Twilight I can't even do division...
>>11838011>liking mathstay a human being with different views, interests, hopes, and dreams that were introduced by a unique combination of nature and nurture that makes you special
>>11838030b-but individuality is the c-cancer killing our r-race...
>>11838030Why you fucking little individual capable of different skills than I who is likely able to be successful in ways I could not and who as a consequence deserves legitimate and respectful treatment.
>>11838011>implying that is mathPlaying around with numbers in school isn't math.
>>11838044>math elitismis this new
>>11838044I know that, m8.
>>11837995>tfw I would have been able to do that 6 months ago easily>tfw can't remember any of it
>>11838048I just quoted one of my friends who studies math.I have a bunch who do. They are the most insufferable cunts ever, there doesn't exist a single mathematician who isn't a gigantic elitist.
>>11838052B-but anon-kun.I am a weenie. I'M YOUR WEENIETHIS! THIS IS THE FACE OF YOUR WEENIE! LOOK AT IT! BEHOLD!
>>11838065the fucking wikipedia summary of this guy was enough to make my head hurt>Jacques Derrida was a French philosopher, born in French Algeria. He developed a form of semiotic analysis known as deconstruction. His work was labeled as post-structuralism and associated with postmodern philosophy
>>11837995>Standard computation time exceededFuck you too, WolframAlpha.
>>11838072I don't want this
>>11838074>you will never repair an alpha of pone after it attempts to process what Boop + Nose equals
>>11838081>>11838072WELL TOO BAD... BEHOLD THE NEW FACE OF YOUR WEENIE!
Where am I?
>tfw browsing 4chan in my phoneTHE FUTURE IS HERE
>>11838095I don't like the future.
>>11838095But browsing 4chan on a phone is pure suffering
>>11838095why would you ever do that to yourselfit's literally painful
>>11838102Galaxy S2 here, working perfectly fine.
>>11838109Hey I got the same phone, should we be phone buddies?
>>11838109But everything is so tiny and slow...
>>11838102>>11838108The new mobile CSS is fine, assuming your phone isn't shit.
>you will never be a great pixel artist
>>11838095The mobile version is horrendousBeing able to run the desktop version on a 7" tablet with the stock script is great though
>>11838116No? Mine works fast and pictures load fast,>>11838114No_
>>11838121>Making a game>Dreading the point when I'll need artwork for itI should make it dorf mode
>>11838117I've got an old HTC ThunderboltI'm afraid to upgrade because newer phones in the same line come out like twice a year.
>>11837995I swear I couldn't find the USB cable TwilightPlease love me
>>11838135>Not getting a Nexus or Galaxy flagshipPhones have got to the good-enough pointThere's no real reason to upgrade on the horizon
>>11838090>you boop pony on the nose>she just stands completely still, not even blinking>after about a minute she says 'standard computation time exceeded,' in a monotone, curls up on the floor and goes to sleep
>>11838143>18 minutesnope, Twily hates you for being too slow
>>11838146>at which point you're free to cuddle the shit out of her.Oh dear lord let this be. Let it be.
>>11838155But that's like basic high school math. You don't have to be a nerd to solve that.
>>11838134>not just using placeholder art everywhere
>>11838158>that>basic high school mathsome of us live in America, you know
>>11838158Maybe in you're high school.
>>11838090>>11838146>You'll never one of the first robo-pones>She'll never be full of bugs and know it herself>You'll never spend days debugging her over ssh while she watches
>>11838134Find someone who is willing to make it for you
>>11838162Is that a monkey wearing diapers?
>>11838143>wanting literally worst pony to love youC'mon, anon. C'moooon.
>>11838172Maybe it's just paper. Maybe those are briefs. Maybe they're actually white lizards.Nobody will ever know.
>>11838174>literally worst ponybut that's not anyone in the mane six
>>11838163>>11838165Wait are you guys serious? That's one of the most simple exercises that you could get in twelfth grade. The only guys who wouldn't know that are the guys going for literature because they stop doing math in tenth grade but are murdered with latin instead.
>>11838117Got a Galaxy S2, browsing 4chan still is utter shit compared to a proper device.
>>11838185I finished my studies eight years ago, I haven't done math since then.
>>11838183yes it ispic related
>>11838190Fuck you, I got a Galaxy S2 and it's fine.
>>11838178they're right here, princess
>>11838190S2 here too.It's not that bad
>>11838193>you will need it in life, they said>you will certainly make use of it, they said
>>11838201My S2 smells funny
>>11838203No wait, it was six years ago.I guess you really need math.
>>11838208My sides, gg anon.
>>11838195>twilight worst mane 6 You mean Applejack right? }spoiler] Though derpy truly belongs at the bottom.
>>11838203When did they say that to you? Up to the tenth class or so, the stuff you learn really is useful in life.But you will forget everything which comes after that if you don't choose a job where you need it.
>all these S2 niggasSamsung powa stronk!
>>11838215>AJThat's not Fluttershy
Samsung marketing division please leave
>>11838220Honestly I'd like to get a Windows Phone.
>>11838221I cant be fucked arguing, i respect your opinion and will not substitute my own.
>>11838220No big surprise to be honest, Samsung is pretty popular and the S2 has a decent price for what you get
>>11838223I just dont see the appeal.
>>11838167If only I was born couple decades later...
>>11838231Well if it makes you feel better AJ is second worst pony
>>11838218Thankfully, I didn't study philosophy or dead-end crap like that. Thus, I can actually use it in a way that isn't flaunting and >nietzsche
>>11838233S3 looks nice, I thought of buying it but it's too big.
>>11838236why would you want to be born in the middle of the worst war mankind has ever had?
>>11838236You don't have to wish that, Anon.You can make it a reality.>tfw studying 4GB of neural network and artificial sentience works just to get up to date and continue the work>tfw we are the creators, the masters of wild and harbingers of life>and, through our hands, we may create life
>>11838219they have such great canon interaction it's hard to not see it is as top-tier at least
>>11838251>mfw using my galaxy note, but still wanting a bigger screen.
>>11838254Debugging robopone worth it though
>>11838256but I'm not good at anything
>>11838256Anon I will legit suck your dick if you create a realistic AI that I can waifu
>>11838262all robopones are going to be scrapped for metal for reparations
>>11838143Well Anon if finding the USB cable was your biggest problem that would mean that you would solve another exercise in the time limit right?I mean you have it now.
>>11838263You are.You just have to admit it to yourself, then you can do anything.>>11838264>not making an ASI to help you work and design better versions of it self, under the promise that I will move its memories onPlease.
>>11838259yeah, they have great chemistry
Pone would run on GNU/HurdBy the time we have robopones we might have Hurd too
>you will never be bloated with zebra cum
>>11838271how does AI even begin to work?mite b cool
>>11838270Twilight.How much ΔV would you require to do a Hohmann transfer from the Moon directly to Io, assuming both parent bodies are at their apoapsis, and that the moons themselves are at their periapsis?
>>11838274BSD is better
>>11838291BDSM is better.
>>11838296BD sucksSM sucksDS is aight
>>11838284There's like 30 different ways of making it work. You can do it code-wise, you can do it with neural analog cells or you can simply wait your ass off on a procedural piece of code.Personally, I'm developing a code to simulate individual cells first. Then I can proceed on.Either way, the basic properties of an ASI is the ability to learn, the ability to adapt and to expand its own abilities based on memory. Once you got that, you've got a sentience.
>>11838251Same here, I like having my phone in my pocket and still being able to sit down. Otherwise I would have gotten a S3, too.
>>11838271>then you can do anythingalright fine, I'll play your stupid gameI have a ton of downtime at work, is there an "intro to creating the AGI that's going to enslave humanity" ebook I can read or do I have to how to program or what
>>11838289Anon do you even know what hose mean?
>>11838291But Linux is a better monolithic kernel And GNU is a better userlandAnd non-copyleft free software shits me
>>11838300neatoguess it's time to learn coding
>>11838303http://books.gentoomen.org/Download anything related to artificial intelligence and dynamic networks, then a language/method you're going to use. That should be a basis.
Twilight Sparkle is masturbating to this thread.
>>11838300You've got my attention. Where do I even start? What should I start reading?
>>11838320YEAH! splash that juice over my fucking face.
>>11838305Well, this is a hose.Specifically, a garden hose. People use it to transport liquids, usually water.
>>11838271>You just have to admit it to yourself, then you can do anything.So I CAN fly and everyone was just lying to me!Brb with results in 10 minutes
Is there a way to make an AI that talks about ponies?
>>11838329Just look how wet it is, that fucking slut.
>>11838336Who do you think we are?
>>11838336Theoreticallythere was a neat fanfiction about that very subjectI thought it was highly entertaining
>>11838323Do >>11838318I can't recommend any specific writers or scientists. But you can read Ghost in the Shell to get the feel, I guess.>>11838334Yeah, anon. You can. You just gotta get some proper wings, and go skydiving.
>>11838336Natural language AI is a bitch
>>11838336There's always those "teachable" irc bots
>>11838337>tfw can't stop noticing how often MLPG mentions applessometimes, knowledge is scary
>>11838336Just show it pone.It might get interested.
>>11838336Shit, my cover has been blown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c-avLY9SbEalright niggasthis is the best rip of equestria girls out there that I can tellenjoy
>>11838366that's actually a pretty goodI mean it's not DVD rip but it might be all we can get for a while
>>11838336>AHAHAHAI'VE DONE IT! I'VE FINALLY CREATED A COMPUTER THAT WILL TALK TO ME ABOUT PONIES! NOW I CAN WAIFU THEM IN PRIVATE UNIMPEDED BY THAT FOOLISH MLPG.>....Ponytron1 Is At The Ready...>Ponytron1, Fluttershy is the best pony is she not?>...Negative...>Ahahaha that's right and.. wait what? What the fuck did you say?>....Pony Analysis Complete: Subject: Fluttershy: Status: Worst Pony>YOU BASTARD YOU TAKE THAT BACK!>...Failure To Comply. Reason: Your Waifu A Shit...
>20 years from now>MLPG CO is a real thing>Sells Pony robots>virtual pony assistants>Break room is a fighting ring for the daily waifu fights >show is still airing
>>11838374...yeahI tend to get pretty thirsty though
>>11838366isn't this the sodacam rip?
>>11838374No.Where's the napalm when you need it?
>>11838381>Sentenal is still recording.
>>11838377>">rape >rape >rape >tfw senpai doesn't notice you"
>>11838392So he's in charge of security?
>>11838374yeah, probablyonly for the titjobs though
>>11838377>AI begins to spam Pinkie and talk about Applehips
>>11838381>MLPG CO bought out Hasbro>make 10/10 MLP episodes using past LucasArts crew and DHX combined>make show-accurate pone toys>make show-accurate fleshlights and fuckable waifubotsFund it with all your might.
>>11838366WHY DO THEY GROW HORSE EARS WHEN THEY POWER UP
>>11838402>one day due to a error in the company system Terse gets in charged of the writing
>>11838414>everything somehow gets better
>>11838406why is there always, ALWAYS atleast one guy wearing a fedora in brony pictures
>>11838406am I gonna sound edgy if I say that I want to call a group of bronies faggots just to see how they react?
>>11838414>no corporation went down in flames as fast at MLPG CO in the history of humanity>even the little girls were part of the angry mob that attacked the headquarters
>>11838408To sell toys.
>>11838423>"Faggots">"DONT WORRY MY BRONY FRIENDS, WE WILL LOVE AND TOLERATE THIS HATER">"Faggooots.">"FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"
>>11838424>all throughout, everyone could hear one single man laughing, always in the background>he would never stop laughing
>>11838425oh wellI want to call a group of bronies faggots just to see how they react
>>11838423>"Hey, man, it's just a cartoon. Why should you care, anyway?"
Have you taken your dose of zebra today?
>>11838394Sentenal is a security guard who sits in the surveillance rooms eats donuts all the time and breathes heavily while watching the screens. The only time anyone ever sees him is when he fills the trunk of his car with full tapes and brings them somewhere nobody else knows.
>>11838434>"Because you guys are faaaags"
>>11838435Yeah, 50mg of Zebra. Still can't get used to the taste of meat.
>>11838434We are talking about bronies, they sure as hell wouldn't be looking any normal and you could call them faggots just for the way they dress up
>>11838440If they DO see him, he tries to give three or so tapes to him. For free, no questions asked.The same person will keep spotting him everywhere after that.
>>11838435Aaaand it's time to leave
>>11838444>50mgWhat's that in a real measurement?
>>11838402>MLPG CO becomes the primary animation studio>makes the G5 series and original series to break the french's monopoly on animated shows full of hips>the french declare war>World War III begins because of MLPG
>>11838454I wonder if america will ever adapt scientific units.
>>1183845450 miligrams. Usually the tail base, ground up into powder and dried.
>>11838457>the french>declaring warDon't worry, they would send their capitulation in the attachments.
>>11838460Probably not, we 'murricans have an aversion to logical simplicity and accuracy.Kinda like the french when it comes to philosophy.
>>11838463>eating zebradocksI don't think those grow backwhere are you getting them?
Which pone would you be in a bromance with?
>>11838460>America will never adopt ISO paper standardsWhy does America always need to be a special snowflake?
>>11838467>they declare war>all of their troops come equipped only with white flags and apology letters in all known languages>our troops come in riding on animatronic ponies with balloons and Ross' drawings as weapons>we beat them easily, especially with the latter
>>11838475Big Mac. If by bromance you mean sweaty sex in the barn. I'll be the mare.
>>11838460There are only three nations on earth who still use the imperial system of measurements officially.Burma, a poverty stricken, overpopulated military hegemonyLiberia, a country utilizing child soldiers and having an economy based on logging and blood diamondsand the United States of America
>>11838471Harvest plants.I would die of head exploding if I don't eat one of those each day.Note that the disease spreads by head explosion.
>>11838475I'd rather just romance them
>>11838475Fuck your ponies, Spike is ma bro
HERE COME THE KILOMETERSFAGS
>>11838475Obviously I'll pick Big Mac- >>11838483Fuck, I dunnoif he doesn't want to share then I'll take Blueblood
>>11838494You're just jealous we have higher numbers when it comes to speed limits
>>11838467>>11838480"Of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in 50 – more than Austria (47) and England (43). Out of 168 battles fought since 387BC, they have won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10. "-Niall Ferguson, Historian at Harvard and Oxford
>>11838493>hanging with Spike your new bro>asks if he can bring up a personal topic>starts talking about how Rarity has 'friendzoned' himwhat do you do
>>11838493But he is a kid though. How do you know he would not act like this when he hit his teen?
>>11838483>being the mare>not just being his broWhat's the matter, don't bros usually fondle each others heavy horse nuts?
>>11838494I'm an SI/ISO/IEC/IEEE fagI love standardsThey're so logical and well designed
>>11838470>we 'murricans have an aversion to logical simplicity and accuracycorrect, and it's not because it would cost ungodly amounts of money and a complete revamp of the education system to adapthell it's not even like American scientists use metric units or anything
>>11838502Doesn't matter if I let you use metric while I use imperial, the number I use for my dick is still bigger.
>>11838507Sure, just dont touch the lower back.
>>11838509>I love standardsYet you're in MLPG.
>>11838495Any of themThey all seem niceApart from BluebloodI'd still fuck him
>>11838504Anon those were the pre 20th century french. Those French were badasses.But then the great pussy plague hit them in 1900. Ever since they were never the same
>>11838513b-but he'd be all sore and tired after a hard day of farmworkwhy can't I give him a nice backrub?
>>11838505Help him win Rarity's heart with some crazy scheme or something
>>1183851120cms > 8 inches
>>11838507 I don't think you understand how fully I want to be his bitch.
>>11838504Sorry, but my ancestry forces me to make at least one joke about the french being pussies per day.
>>11838515ALL THANKS TO THE IETF DEFINING HTTP AND HTML
>>11838519That's a good plan, and you a are a true broway to go
>>11838505Cheer him upAnd be happy I won't have to talk with him about how Rarity is with me now.
>>11838525England/Germany pls go
>>11838374ya but my standards are already extremely low.you could draw a picture of rarity on a bag of scorpions and i would have sex with it
>>11838510>implying it would cost all that fucking much.The changeover happened for the brits just fine. Maybe if we stopped spending so much on the damn military...
>>11838521he probably does, what with it being the same thing all the time for like 2 hiatuses
>>11838510>completely revamp of the education systemAre you honestly trying to tell me that you don't use scientific units in physics and chemistry?The american education system must be even worse than I thought.
>>11838505To be honest, it might get a fuck ton annoying if Spike is still with Rarity. It would be "Rarity this or Rarity that!"I'll help Spike get over with this problem and who knows? I might help Spike get a date with a REAL dragon.And I might get myself a femdragon along the way.
>>11838507Yeah and bros provide relief for each other too right? I can choke on his dick and greedily swallow his seed as a gesture of friendship on a purely platonic basis, right?
>>11838510>Rest of the world has done it just fine>OH NO WE CAN'T DO THAT IT COSTS TOO MUCH>Our military is affordable though
>>11838555It's not gay as long balls don't touch.
>>11838505Get Palette Swap to tell him he's a shit.
>>11838550why are they so young
>>11838550I would slap you but I can't be bothered to
>>11838559balls are definitely not touching, ergo, no homo.
>>11838567Why are YOU not that young?
>>11838548We do for the more serious stuff, but in Kindergarten and first/second/third grades it was all about foot-long rulers and inches. Really stupid, too, because High School science was all about that metric.
>>11838556>Rest of the world has done it just fineThe longer it goes on, the harder it is to adapt.
>>11838559If it's not gay it ain't good enough.
>>11838559how are we supposed to frot if we can't rub ballsbesides, it's not gay if it's a marshmallow stallion
>>11838573THATS WHAT UR MOM SAID LAST NITE
>>11838517>WWII>country is 75% occupied>French sends a general to help us>he mobilizes all the troupes and makes them conquer everything backEh they are still cool.
>>11838556>over $6 trillion in debt>still cockwagging around in the mid eastern because muh politics>rest of world economy vitally depends on the USAFuckin' cunts, those guys.
>>11838571I don't know, genes and shit
>>11838559What is the deal with this ancient meme? Why the balls? I mean I rubbed my face all over his balls to absorb his sweat and fragrent musk, but that is still okay, right?
>>11838566I kind of want to see this picture now, actuallyI wonder if Palette Swap has a feisty side or if she'd just kind of explain it awkwardly
>>11838573>Instead of doing it 50 years late we're going to do it 100 years late!BRILLIANT!
>>11838573I don't think that applies to this case.Completely switching the units of measurement or language would always take the same amount of work for the current generation, doesn't matter if 10 or 15 generations before them used it.
>>11838556>tfw it's even true of healthcare>And NASA spendingFucking USA
>>11838591Because when you have gay sex, normally, balls don't touch.
Okay, imagine if everyone outside of America has to adapt to Imperialit'd be totally easy and free, right?
GOOD MORNING "BORNIES"DID YOU ENJOY EQUESTRIA GIRLS®©™ AT YOUR LOCAL CINEMA ENTERTAINMENT MULTIPLEX?
>>11838573>>11838602>You have the internet to spread information>Everyone has already been exposed to the metric system through the media and internetApart from all the signs you have to replace it'd be easier
>>11838607Wait...... Then that means that no lesbians exist...... huh
>>11838615It's much easier to not, actually.
>>11838613Everyone outside of the US already has to adapt to imperial because the US still uses it
>>11838614No, it wasn't showing near me.
>>11838621Yeah, just as sitting on your ass, never going to work and being a total waste of oxygen and food is easier.
>>11838604>mfw the USA spends more than the next 20 militaries combined>mfw 18 of them are their allies>mfw long term investments aren't being taken anymore on account of solving problems with bombing brown people now and thenThis world, mang.This age, mang.
>I like to play as the little girl whenever i can in vidya>new Civ 5 expansion has 9 new leaders>only one of them is femaleman fuck this game
>>11838614EAT A DICK HABSRO
>>11838630That's the best argument I've ever heard
>>11838613Why would we change to something that's inferior in almost every way to the metric system?
>>11838633aren't there mods that add pony civs?play as Princess Twily or something
>>11838623Oh, so the shit in your stores is written in Imperial measurements?
>>11838575What this guy said. What is so gay about rubbing your cocks and pressing your balls against a stallion's junk three times larger than yours?
>>11838633>actually wanting female leaders in Civ gameno fuck YOU
>>11838639Why would we change to the metric system if we don't need to? Science is taught in metric.
>>11838635THAT NO CAT! I BEEN LIED TOO!
>>11838648i would a wu zetian
>>11838559are you tryin to say i can have all the gay sex i want with a gelding stallion but its not officially gay because he has no balls to touch
>>11838648>not just playing Ghandi the Conqueror and Baby Rapist all the timePlease.
BRILLIANT IDEAWE GET ALL THE WORLDS GOVERNMENTS TO PAY FOR THE US TO SWITCH TO METRIC SO THEY'D ACTUALLY DO ITEVERYONE WOULD SAVE MONEY
>>11838658Now that's usin your noodle!
>>11838613Would be stupid since the metric system is the scientific one.I'd be in favor of switching the main language to English though then I could finally enjoy movies in the theater without having to search for ages till I find one that shows it in the original language
>>11838651So instead of using just one system for everything you should complicate everything and use two systems?Okay
>>11838658>not cutting off your own balls
>>11838651So you would rather continue learning two units of measurement just to pretend you are a special snowflake?
>>11838670>using imperial and metric is more complicated than changing everything in America to metric
>>11838665English is a absurdly inefficient and illogical language a lot of the time.Biggest vocabulary, though, so it's versatile as fuck.
>>11838646exactlyand if he just happened to fall asleep on top of you, forcing you to cuddle him all night?not gay at all
>>11838645Everyone I know knows how to convert from metric to imperial for practically everythingAnd I'm sure every American knows the inverseThis is an issue that doesn't need to exist
Do you even unf
>>11838665>all movies here are are subtitled>because fuck effortReally everyone wins. We don't get horrible voices and learn some english and we also don't waste money.
>Implying you can play football with metric measurementsfucking terrorists
>>11838394>>11838440I thought I was the guy who was ceiling cat and watched people program?
>>11838691NoThe smarebooru hasn't been update in weeksThis hiatus has been terrible for smut
>>11838683Better than French
>>11838698Yeah, I really dislike dubbed movies and subtitles are okay, but when we got sattellite TV over here we got russian programs for a while and the way they "dub" is fucknig horrendous
>>11838705Canadian handegg is a better game anyway
>>11838710Better in a lot of ways, yeah. French verb conjugation is retarded. All romance languages have retarded verbs, now that I think about it.
>>11838683>Biggest vocabularyWhat? Any source to back that up? Because I'm pretty sure English has a much smaller vocabulary especially since I can just combine to words into another one in my language and it's still a proper word.
>>11838720>luckswingMURKAS FAVRIT PASTAM!
>>11838683Czech has a huge vocabulary, dead-set grammar that allows whole novels written in one single, huge sentence and shares tons of similarities with all slavic languages.But it's probably even more complicated than Latin.
>>11838715>>11838720>tfw I like both
>>11838733Germanic language Herrenrasse
>>11838740Baseball is so hilariously irrelevant in today's time
>>11838740>luckBut you're wrong.
>>11838740>luckthat's just not true
>someone mentions bestiality brothels are real>i look it up, its true>horse sex is $70>looking through the pictures of the horses>they are all ugly
>>11838735I don't have any specific source, but it's well accepted that English has the biggest vocab. Google around and see for yourself.
>>11838735I thought somebody upthread told Germany to leaveI'm glad you didn't
>>11838765link?all I can find when I search "bestiality brothel" is a bunch of people mad at it and trying to ban it
>>11838733>Third group verbs The horrors
>>11838685 I don't care if it is. I would cuddle non homo with Big Mac.
>>11838765Real life horses can never measure up to the marshmallow kind.
>>11838765>they're all uglyHave you seen a real whore before? they're not too good looking. Not surprising that horse sluts look the same way.
>>11838786man, I would let big mac go full homo on me if he were in to that sort of thing
>>11838771>making baseball sound gay>making football sound coolhe's gonna call football gay, isn't he?
>>11838767Well, they all seem to just use dictionaries as measurement.
>>11838797Well yeah, I'd do that too, I mean.He's _big_ mac...Just imagine the size of his..... Ideas.
>>11838811He IS a farmer, so we already know he's got great big tracts of land
>>11838765>they have one mare painted like rarity>you are next in line>you see sethisto and nathan walk out of the room having just finished using herentire trip ruined
>>11838792I want to cuddle that one so badly.Even if Dash hates it.
>>11838805It's satire, anon.;_;7 George Carlin.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY0uDyjAFKQ
>>11838820And if you're into that kind of thing just imagine the fresh scent of... the barn, the soft hay.Apples.
>>11838797But it isn't gay. Big Mac is the toughest and manliest stallion around. If anything taking one of these girly-frilly-frou-frou mares is gayer than taking a big beefcake of a stallion.Faggots.
>>11838847Mac is obviously going to be giving.He may be shy, but his dick is huge. Probably.
>>11838830I would take care of that pony
>tfw eating oatmeal for breakfast>tfw wish you had a delicious ponut for breakfast instead
>>11838841mehnever got into stand-up
>>11838891you can't eat a ponut for breakfast thoughand you need breakfast to fuel your body, anon
>>11838888remember the time rose got high and drew this
>>11838903No, but I remember when ponchu was sober and drew this.
>>11838902iron helps us play!
>>11838889even if it means getting a job and moving out of parents house??
>>11838903>tfw futa cock transformationsweatingman.wmv
>>11838888Even if he had an average dick, he is larger on a whole, which means his junk scales up too.But I think that even apart from that he has a huge cock and fat swinging horsenuts to match even by his size standards.
>>11838915I'm pretty young and still studying, but sure.
>>11838928>not moving out of your parent's house at at least 18Wow.
>>11838922do you really think this is an appropriate post to make in the my little pony show discussion thread?
>>11838946>not being a NEET
>>11838953Yes, because >haitus .Also lewd stallions are nice.
>>11838946>Being able to afford rent at 18Not all of us live in Detroit
>>11838953You're right, we should be talking about adorable crossdressing Pip getting his tight little hole pounded by all of his classmates.
>>11838953Sure, stallion penises are fair conversationI like to think that while Macintosh, Blueblood, Fancypants and Shining Armor share a build, they aren't all exactly the same
>>11838967>WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>11838903that's ponchu though
>>11838967>Yes, because >haitus .That is never a fucking excuse. You faggots did this during Season 3.
>>11838980it means someone fucked up his spoiler which was totally unnecessary because he could have just ended the line instead of adding punctuation
What if you could cuddle little ponies for a living?
>>11838903>tfw the closest to seeing porn by Rose was that one post about her fursona undressing and being interrupted by that pandaIt was still pretty fucking hot though
>>11838999I would be rich
>>11838988what would you like to discuss insteadyou can't just say "NO STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS I DON'T LIKE!!" and expect us to take you seriouslybring something to the table if you're going to complain
>>11838973why is Pip-chan so slutty
>>11838999I would not have any other way.>>11839009>this is what shitposters believe
>>11838967it's fucking expensive to live in the DC metro areai don't have friends to room with or rather, i don't have friends periodi don't want to go look on craigslist and risk get stabbed or something
anyone know railgunners latest tumblr is. i want to see what hes been up to
>>11838976Blueblood probably has the smallest cock
>>11839008Of course you would; cuddling is essential to healthy pony development.
>>11838976Big Macintosh and Shining Armor have the biggest ones. Mac's is slightly longer, but a lot thicker, having only a slight taper up to the head. Shiny has a slightly shorter one, but the taper is more apparent and it's thicker at the base.
>>11838973/co/ please stop making me want to crossdressI wouldn't pass very well at all, my voice is too low, I'm too hairy in general and my build wouldn't work for itstop giving me false dreams
>>11839015He spent too much time hanging around female growing up which gave him a love for girly things.He eventually realized he liked dressing up as a girl and after a night of experimenting with one of his classmates during a sleepover he learned just how much he liked dick
>>11839044FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.Excercise to get thin. You can work out without getting swole.
>>11839015>>11839062I like the confused bi-curious Pip fanon.
>>11839044Shave and lose weight, anon.I believe in you.
>>11839013http://bloominrose.tumblr.com/post/47161875123#permalink-notesActually there's this one as wellhttp://bloominrose.tumblr.com/post/51734800567/just-want-to-draw-more-poses-stop-making-that
pleasejust shut up
>>11839067>>11839092It's not that I'm fat, it's that my shoulders are rather broad, actually. But thanks for the kind thoughts
>>11838946>at least 18>leaving before 18why lie on the internet, anon?
>>11839104I don't want to discuss anythingeveryone just shut up for a few minutes
>>11839096What animal even is that?
>>11839096time to do some penis masturbating
>>11839105quit making lame ass excuses faggotdo you hear yourself right now
>>11839105do it anywayeven if you don't think you'd ever passit's still funthere's a site called body aware that will sell you cute clothes that will actually fit!
>>11839080Me too.Nothing ever did come out of that Rumble and Pip comparing sizes then moving on to more lewd stuff idea, did it?
>>11839028fuck i'm slowmeant to quote >>11838946
>>11839111>he even signs his work like 0r0
>>11839153Zajice used to take it up the pooper from 0r0
>>11839153He absorbed 0r0's essence through his semen
>>11839116A fox-like girl, I think
>>11839111I wish this faggot would draw more of his stupid sexy OC
>>11839195>red and black>everhue
>>11839195I wish you'd stop talking about that faggot you faggot.
>>11839195his OC sucks but his buns don'twish he'd come back here. He came in once, complained about 0r0 with us, then left.
>>11839205I wish you'd stop being jelly
>>11839131>Cloudchaser walks in on them rubbing dicks>Pip's wearing something frilly>CC wonders what she can get them to do if she threatens to tell Flitter
>>11839211He came here twice actually.
>>11839211Arent Zajice and 0r0 butt buddies?
twilight sparkle's boyfriend is fucking her right now in ways you never will
>>11839211He is actually around a lot as anon. >>11839111was made by request here about a month ago.>tfw rarity will never tease fluttershy with her body while she is trying to take the measurements
>>11839227not since they broke up like 2 years ago>>11839226Oh, my bad
>>11839232Meh, I'm saving myself for my waifu anywayWizard-hood, here I come
>>11839227>not keeping up with the latest furry dramahow new are you, they split up long ago
>>11839129but this is all underwear, where are the qt dresses?>>11839124I try not to think about it
>>11839232>twilightwho gives a shit
>>11839232Well duhShe doesn't exist
>>11839248Geez, sorry I have a life outside of furry fandoms, Anon.Okay, I lied ;_;
>>11839205>>11839205I can't help it, anon, I love it so much http://i.imgur.com/XdsUnQp.png
>>11839232prove I'm not fucking her faggot
>>11839282Post a picture of you cumming on her face with a timestamp.
>>11839301Who is that now?
>>11839301is that rediv
>>11839301well I don't get it, but it's nice anyway
>>11839275i jacked off to his squirrel fursona a bunch that pic is good but his new style of horsecock is terrible, he went full tubecock and made then wider
>>11839304No way man I respect her privacybesides I'm not even done yet
>>11839344>respect her privacyThen why are you posting here about fucking her?
>>11839301I would do horrible, unspeakable things for a chance to do anything to that.
>>11839263When do I get my wizard hat anyway?
>>11839367Because telling you and showing you the results are differentsex ain't even that good though she doesn't do anything
>>11839301>tfw non-ponies don't do anything for me anymore>at all
>>11839334You could always have it without the cockhttp://i.imgur.com/p4Z5oW3.png
>>11839392That's funny. I fell out of real women porn a long time ago. Now pony stuff isn't even bonerfying anymore. Now I'm just a xenophile
>>11839392>tfw can still fap to anything
Ten minutes until swimgay airs.
>>11839406I miss tentacleponieslet's make that the flavor of the month
>>11839301So, I'm going to print this out and cum on it.
>>11839354http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhSSOANnsPkeveryone but the hardstyle and rap guys
>>11839374you would do anything huh?what about getting in shape, becoming a decent member of society, getting confidence and a decent job and becoming a guy that type of girl finds attractive?or is that over the line
>>11839410What kinda xenophile?
>>11839411mah niggaomnisexual masterrace
>>11839412>they made it into an actual anime seriesStep it up Little Witch Academy
>>11839406>mare without a cockwhat is even the point then?
>>11839386MAYBE IF YOU TOOK THAT BOOK AWAY FROM HER YOU COULD GET HER TO MOVE A LITTLE
http://derpibooru.org/363265Okay I was unf'ing pretty hard to this guy's art before but I think he just leapfrogged Ross in the terrible fat fetish dept.
>>11839432>colt without a pussywhat is even the point then?
>>11839412>>11839431what are you guys talking about
>>11839441but if she's not reading she won't let me fuck her
>>11839422Well, actually, I just started on my weight loss plan 2 days ago and am planning on joining a gym, and I'm going into physical therapy in a few years.I just need to work on my confidence.
>>11839449>I still haven't seen this>I still don't care too
GuysI accidently came into my hairThis is disgustingly arousing
>>11839446>not having hid the morbidly obese tagcasual
>>11839446But anon.Pretty much 75% of that is terrible.
>>11839414Stop being silly.>>11839432You're hard to please anon.http://i.imgur.com/zqGrWyF.pngI wish I had more pictures
>>11839449Free! it's a new SoL anime with a swimming theme, but instead of little girls they are boys. Full homo.>>11839458It's nice but a little too overrated.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DeBfvPiFN0Pinkie Pie after Season 1
>at a brony con>bout to leave the shitty dj area"UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND"
>>11839422>getting confidence>tfw have the rest>tfw terrible anxiety>tfw still permavirgin
>>11839475But anon.That's actually funny.
>>11839449>tfw lotte is dead
>>11839475I smiledthat wasn't even random humor, it had a setup and everything
Sucy is best witch
>>11839475they actually make toasters that shoot the bread that far?why the fuck
>all I drink is water>all I eat is salads with some chickenShould I change my diet?
>>11839499>>11839519NO. I MEAN.SHE DOESN'T LAUGH AT FEAR ANYMORE
>>11839533are you a pony
>>11839521there's no denying it>>11839474Is... is it good, though?
>>11839548No, I am a 300lb manbear that wants to lose weight.
>>11839558>300lb>From saladsYou cant eat a whole chicken with a leaf of lettuce and call it a salad
>>11839558>300lbshit nigga, what are you doing
>>11839558then I guess that's okaybut you're going to need a lot of physical activity
>>11839583I MEAN I just changed TO that diet.
Does mlpg have a new favorite animeWhats the name
>>11839599My little pony
>>11839469I thought his AJ and Mrs. Cake were pretty unf but I'm not a fan of cellulite.http://derpibooru.org/363366
>>11839597OhWell noMake sure you get some carbs
>>11839597No. You excercise. Just changing your diet won't do shit without it.
>>11839533you still need fat and carbsdid you even read the sticky?
>>11839593I do sit ups and push ups when I wake up, and ride my bike for an hour.
>>11839599what's that one where the devil has to work at a fast food place?that concept sounds funny, has anyone actually watched it?
>>11839599Boku no Panka
>>11839613That's beyond cellulite.That's just anti-grav(y)ty,
>tfw 116 lbsThis metabolism is a blessing and a curse.
IT WAS LIKE A NIGHTMARE IT'S PAINFUL TO ME CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO DIE TOO FAST REMEMBER THE DAY OF GRIEF NOW ITS STRANGE FOR ME I CAN SEE YOUR FACE I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE.REMEMBER THE DAY WE MET IT'S PAINFUL TO ME CAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO DIE TOO FAST REMEMBER THE DAY WE DREAMT NOW ITS STRANGE FOR ME I CAN SEE YOUR FACE I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE
>>11839633>>11839630>>11839609No I ment this>>11839535>>11839554>>11839449
>>11839638No, you just don't eat as much as you think.
>>11839649thats old shit you fag
>>11839649ohthat's little witch academyit was super popular a while back but no one cares anymore because it's not going to turn in to a real show or anything
>tfw 570 lbsThis metabolism is a blessing and a curse.
>>11839638>tfw 65kg and muscular>tfw sexy and alone
>>11839663It isn't?I thought they were planning to do it.
>>11839660>>11839663Oh.I don't really watch anime, but the stuff you guys watch is usually entertaining.
>>11839653>skinny friend>"HAHA YEAH I CAN EAT ANYTHING I WANT" as he's eating a big mac>that's all he eats for the dayfuck people like that
>>11839649>newLittle Witch Academia, oneshot animu short film about Japanese Harry Potter but with little girls and dungeon trawling>>11839663We can hope, anon, we can dream
>>11839613its like a garbage bag full of pudding
>>11839653All I do when I'm at home is eat, sleep, play video games, and fap.I can't put on weight no matter what I do. I've been the same weight since high school.
>>11839693Probably because you don't eat as much as you think.
>>11839688whatever you say, man>>11839474>>11839554Will there at least be a stream or something?
>>11839693I used to be like thatyou should actually count your calories for a few days, the results may surprise you
OVAs are normally great because all the budget is spent in one episode. Trigger, the studio, even got help from the government to produce Little Witch Academia, but they won't give them money to make a whole series.Even if Trigger gets to make an anime about it, it won't be as good as the OVA.
Stop posting nonpony, fags
>>11839721It's happening right now faget, check /a/.
>>11839725Why not make a series of OVAs? Works for Gundam Unicorn.
>>11839725Unless we financially support them.
IT'S SUPER GAY
>>11839738Buy the BD, buy lots of them.
>>11839721sucy is entry level garbage like diana
>>11839744>buy lots of Bad Dragon
>>11839755>like dianaMate, I will fucking disagree with your opinions.
>>11839755>entry level garbagejust because she's the obvious choice doesn't mean it's entry level
>>11839766IT'S JUST FUCKING TRIXIE, WOW
>>11839755the fuck you just say about my foreheaded waifu?
>>11839775Just like Fluttershy, right?
>>11839775obvious choice for the garbage
>>11839770It's even funnier since the horizontal lines are binar
>>11839784second best login music
>>11839800First is VI...right?
>>11839786Her appearance is very close to Fluttershy. I think it might be possible that whoever designed them kept an eye on what the white piggus were animating at the time.
Reminder popularfags need to go
>>11839817SHE'S LIKE A BOOMERANGTHAT NEVER GIVES UP
>>11839813oh god what
>>11839786I actually don't like Fluttershy that much. She usually winds up as de facto "worst pony" on lists, but she's a pretty alright pone. She hasn't had a lot of very notable screentime, sadly.>>11839733>no subsit's like I'm watching japonies but have no idea what's going on on any level
>>11839813Fuck, I hope someone recorded it.
>>11839784>People here are actually playing LoL
>>11839813this whole zimmerman scenario is a lot, lot funnier than it should beseems like I lose my shit every time I hear about it
>>11839823Hi! Haven't seen you in a while
>>11839829>>11839835http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOy5RqOTBDEit was recorded
>>11839832>caring about what's happeningOh, sorry, I thought you wanted to see gay muscles like everyone.
Who the fuck is zimmerman?
>>11839841fuck fun things
>>11839857he shot an unarmed black kid in the backdo you even American news
>>11839849LE EPIC FAIL XDD
>>11839841>Prefer Dota 2>Play LOL insteadThere's nothing to work for in Dota. There's no real reward.
>>11839849>>11839813why does the court even have a skype chatroom? What the fuck?
>>11839868and why are we making a big deal about this? way to go america who fucking cares about black people, we shoot hundreds every day in iraq
>>11839868>implying he didn't shoot his kneecaps out and recite Aryan literature before crucifying him and eating his heart
>>11839842The prosecution is made up of braindead idiots.
>>11839875that's like saying Call of Duty is better than Counter-Strike because you have to grind to unlock gunsexcept you can't even pay2win in CoD so that's even dumber
>>11839875Do you have difficulty with any game that doesn't involve grinding, anon? The reward for winning multiplayer games is typically the knowledge that you beat somebody.
>>11839868Thanks, and no, i'm Europoor, so i don't watch america news.
>>11839849Why are there even cameras in courtrooms allowed?
>playing any MOBAs
>>11839909because the media has their dicks very, very far in the butt of this whole thing
>>11839898That's actually true, you get a sense of accomplishment when you get access to new guns.
>>11839909why the hell is skype testimony okay?
>>11839849>"hang up so they cant call anymore!">not setting your status to DNDwhy are they always so incompetent?
>>11839918I hate it but it's true, that's why I'm 6th or 7th prestige in blops2 and I've only played a couple hours of CS:GO
>>11839849Why didn't they just switch to do not disturb?
>>11839921why wouldn't it be?
>>11839915What if there was a pony MOBA?
>>11839904It was on the european news.Shit man, Obama even spouted some bullshit about how that kid could have been his son
>>11839916Huh. Where I'm from courtrooms are sealed and information about the session is only released until the session has ended.
>>11839930>tfw played every cod game>tfw MW and MW2 are the only good ones
>>11839938Then you are a tool if you play it.
>>11839931Because the court is a bunch of technological retards
>>11839943Not on my news
>>11839949Why is that? What if it was fun?
>>11839868To be fair, the uppity nigger was walking through a white neighborhood while wearing a hoodie. According to the letters to the editor in my local paper, he had it coming.
>>11839946I honestly think they're getting better each time, I enjoy MW3 more than Blops1 or MW2 and I think Blops2 is the best one yetProbably not getting ghosts though
>>11839956>any MOBA>funThere's your problem.
>>11839945and that is how it should be, but notorious cases are always broadcasted in the U.S.it's like a drama for retards
>>11839915Awesomenauts is fun but it's the only one I'm willing to touch
>>11839964It's a hypothetical game, it being fun could be part of the hypothetical.