Preivous Thread>>11804760The Night belongs to the best alicorn! The one that can actually wield and roam the night!
>rape Trixie
i drew marker pone
>>11809867if you said twilight you would have been wrong
>>1180989710/10 It's OK -IGN
>>11809897ahh nuts that's really sweet
Previous Thread>>11804760[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 7.7 5/22/13---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralCurrent General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.Download links for episodes, comics, and books:All Seasons: http://derpy.me/Z18riAll Seasons: http://yayponies.euFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.netMLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlpFiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who in MLPG (and other list of scripts, sites, and programs):http://derpy.me/WhosWho (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Lists of Scripts:http://pastebin.com/CMdmNvRREvents:http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://derpy.me/mlpgn (MLPG Nexus)Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.phpDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streamsDrawings Requests doc:http://derpy.me/hYSflArt reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmlMore links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneralArchiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
>>11809897You are so adorable, Marker.
>>11809897Is that horse making fun of me?
>>11809897that's cute nigga
>>11809922why is that twilight cosplayer so fat
>>11809897Well they say imitation is the greatest form of flattery or in this case, FATtery
>>11809922>rape
>>11809897I find myself troublingly lacking in MLPG Co. images to respond with.At the very least we need more ponies in ties.
>>11809897fak u cunt
>>11809905Anon, please.
>>11809922Is that Ellen Page
>>11809897
>>11809897>greenfacemarker nostop being a racist
>>11809922She has a cock in the full version
What if Nightmare Moon and Nightmare Rarity were roommates?
>>11809937
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Maz2wjeCSpg
>>11809941
I wish there was a pony somewhere out there who loves me...
>>11809833>>11809839>>11809843
>>11809952what a wonderful nightmare
>>11809983>Red and Black alicorn OC with broken horn and crazy hairstyle>also freckleshwhat
>>11809999#rekt
We sure are pony tonight
>>11809999I was about to say the same to you
>>11809999o-oh...
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>11809999Well Fluttershy knows all about tastes of dicks!
>>11809999How do you know what my dick is like?
what happened to that not ben stiller shitposter?
>>11809999It weren't like I was offering.
>>11809999WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO FUCK YOUI'M GOING TO RARITY
>>11809983http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr-ROXUjc64
>>11810037because you're hallucinating
>>11809998>male marker ponyI bet hes gelded
>>11810052>>11810072uh
>>11810052>>11810072>>11810094
>>11809999why do you tell me this everyday after we are done having sex
>>11810069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
sex with zoe
What?
>>11810112>tfw we'll never get to see Applejack make cute sleepy posts on MLPG expressing confuaion as to how to use a computer because she doesn't know how to use a computer
>>11810143*handles .45 calibur*
>>11810156you're shitting me
>>11810156uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>11810164thats just a nail file
>>11810156
>>11809999>tfw you'll never be truly loved by any woman or mare, in this case because of your painfully average-sized dick
>>11810184But anon, 6.5 inches is the average
>>11810178Whoops, shitposters really giving themselves away tonight.
>>11810156I want to meet single mares.
>>11810184You keep using this fucking phrase. There is no such thing as "painfully average" when it comes to dicks, quit crying.
>>11810026
>>11810202Don't give me that load of horseapples.We can see your balls dragging on the ground.
>>11810202It was a joke, Fluttershy.What about my fingers? Do you at least enjoy those?
>>11810202Don't worry, I'm sure there's something we can do about that
doing the soap operas-and-ice cream one. haven't written anything in more than a month, so should be interesting.anyway, point being: back on the wagon. more or less.
>>11810196>PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS MESSAGE. I CAN JUST PICTURE YOU READING ALL THIS SHIT, WONDERING WHY I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COMPREHEND ANYTHING. YOU'LL GET SO FUCKING PISSED OFF YOU'LL FUCKING PUNCH A WALL AND FUCKING EAT EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE AND THEN WADDLE BACK UPSTAIRS AND QUOTE THIS SHIT AND SMASH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD WITH YOUR GIGANTIC, FAT HANDS AND SLOBBER PROFUSELY WHILE YOU POUND OUT SOME IDIOTIC REPLY, LIKE YOU COULD EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVEN COME CLOSE TO THE SHEER HATRED I FEEL FOR YOU, THE BEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY I'M JUST GOING TO LAUGH AT YOUR FAT, STUPID, UGLY, RETARDED, IDIOTIC, WORTHLESS, MANWHORE COCK-LOVING ASS! BUT IF YOU DON'T REPLY, I FUCKING -WIN-, BECAUSE I'VE SMACKED YOU DOWN LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE DIE MOTHERFUCKER.hey sushi, whatcha doing?just eating some breakfast?well get ready to throw that slop away in the motha fucking trash can, CAUSE GUESS WHAT DADDY MADE?MMMMMMMMPANCAKES BABY BAAAAABYMMMMMMPAAAAAAAANCAKES
I've been a lurker for 7 months now. AND I STILL DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND ANY OF YOU CUNTS
>>11810241NBS, is that you?
>>11809873>filename>suddenly remember that thing I was working on based on pic>>11807542Dammit isaac I thought you were cool
>>11810252>Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.here's a tinitiny plate for sushigobble it up and get fat and juicyuhcause I need a fat ass catwith a plump round assdoing tiny booty claps
>this spam>>11810231Hi snarky, good to see you.
>>11809999That's not what you said before.
>>11810202Are you sure?
>>11810310obviously she was lying
>this thread right now
>>11810310Fluttershy seems a might peckerish!
>>11810220
>>11810345clap clap clap eat the pancakesclap clap clap eat the motha fuckin pancakeseat emeat the pancakeseat the fucking pancakesfuck you thenSHIT SHIIIIIIT
So what secondary characters do you hope to see in season 4?>pic related
>>11810372C-can I hold them?
>>11810372you're a very cute ponyand I'm sorry I can't please you adequately
>>11810389
>>11810389My catbutt babbu~
I haven't drawn anything in forever.
>>11810389none of them its time for new characters.
>>11810422HI REI
>>11810422draw a Rarara
>>11810444Pretty much all true. It's why I've stopped even trying anymore.
>>11810431
>>11810184no, it's because talking mares aren't real;_;
>>11810422Oh man, long time no see!How you been doing?
>>11810372What's that behind your hooves?
>>11810422ah so you are reading that too
>>11810422why not?
>>11810389That'd be pretty great, I'd love some characterization other than "loves pie"
Isn't there a randomizer on the net that lets you input a ton of options/titles and it picks one at random?I saw someone bring it up here once.
I think the ponies are dead
MLPG has been slow lately.As it should be.
Hey mlpg you ever knotive how stallions always leave the toilet seat up?thats the joke
>>11810464>>11810464but I already use both of those
>>11810497http://www.random.org/dice/ works for if you need a good RNG. It's something to do with atmospheric noise, etc. It also has a list option, if that's what you're looking for.I like to list things and either roll for them here or with my IRL dice set, generally the latter as I believe they are more beautiful to the eyes of the Dice Gods
>>11810495Me too soarin has to be my Favorite stallion on the show
>>11810545Ok, thanks! Been needing one for a project.It doesn't have to do with pony crossing, I swear.
>>11810391>>11810396
>>11810501pony been dead we zombie pony now.
Am I missing something important right now?
>>11810495>that picture>Twilight is now taller than Soarin' by at least 2 inches
>>11810572okaybye Fluttershy
>>11810582i don't see anything wrong with sennheisers
>>11810572>Fluttershy unloading her ball on you
>>11810530MLPG a thread should be
>>11810572Thanks Fluttershy. Have fun.
>>11810608(That's often.)
>>11810572Well, at least your friends's dicks are large enough to please you.
>>11810530>implyinghigh turnover doesn't let the shit settle. familiarity breeds contempt.
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I don't give a fuck about the FBII don't give a fuck about the CIAhttp://i.imgur.com/C66zyYu.png
>>11810715she looks like she's having fun
When was the last time Tex posted? I haven't seen him lately.
>>11810715>Idon'tknowwhatIwasexpecting.png
>>11810715Hot damn
>>11810586>she notices him in town after her coronation>confronts him, "Remember ME?">he squeals girlishly and drops his grocery bags>three pies and a can of whipped cream fall out>after a moment some already cooked spaghetti oozes after them
>>11810720can I measure her hips while we're at it?
>>11810722Early yesterday, he said it was his birthday.
>>11810736>Early yesterday, he said it was his birthday.Did MLPG get him anything? :D
>>11810729>pies>pies>piesit doesn't have to be pies in everything fuck
>>11810722Hes been busy gathering all his nsfw art and burning it with the barn.
>>11810756applejacks
>>11810761Sometimes it can be eclairs.
>>11810728why would he care?
>>11810761it's a joke, it's just that's really all we know about himand really, he WAS a bit fixated on the things
>>11810715
>>11810787Sorry gal, that is my slice
>>11810715Oh my>That expression of pure blissI...whoahI love how much she's enjoying it
>>11810787>you will never give pony the P
>>11810715SOMEONE GET THEIR HOOVES OFF MY WAIFU
Fluttershy needs your help She needs to see her own butt before it's to late
>>11810715hey wait, was there more of these two screwing other pones?
>>11810769He deleted it all?
>>11810787Pinkie's pose was actually a lot of fun and I think it came out well so here it is without a bunch of dudes obscuring it
>>11810812uh, what is this about? can I give her a mirror or something?
>>11810812
Is it just me, or does GG look like a slightly messier Weaver ripoff?
>>1181082410/10 best thing you've ever drawn
>>11810824or here it isn't thanks #beef#yolo#marewife
>>1181082410/10
>>11810787
>>11810812all she has to do is look in a mirror
>>11810830
>>11810828oh god...I think I need to lay down for a moment
>>11810833She could be be having sexOr she could be rolling around in a bunch of mallowmars
>>11810828There is just something about fluttershy's butt, I just can't explain it
>>11810828lewd version where?
>>11810843PINKIE WHY DO YOU KEEP DROOLING ON MY PIZZA
>>11810857the color makes it look very soft and squeezableand it's probably very snug too
>>11810828Fluttershy, there's something on your butt!>oh my what is it?MY DYCK*rams into pone*
>>11810820Yeah, all 2 pictures.
>>11810820Yes AJ is a good country gal she wont have any of that stuff after they are married.
>>11810847Did Tex make anymore reaction gifs?
>>11810883Not publicly, anyway.
>>11810863it's shit though..http://sadpanda.us/images/1585489-UIRAP15.png
>>11810906Looks very marshmallowy
>>11810906Make a ponut and call it a perfect 7
show me something lewd
>>11810728your'e mum is a ripoff of my mum cuz shes human and shes human too nooobgo kill yourself you retart ideastealer go inevnt something original for once gay faggot
we ded
>>11810966Look in a mirror~
this is sweetie bellewe just got internet here in equestriawhat are some good websites to go to
>>11810989eww
>>11810966
>>11810992general mills
>>11810992iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com
>>11810992Pepperidge farms
>>11810981
I've got no friends
>>11810992Miniclip.com
>>11811014is... is she eating the core?
>>11810992who.ru
>>11810965I had to save it to my fap folder.Fuck you, anon.
>>11811011Isn't Sparkler the sarcastic one from MMDW? Who has the gems on her butt?
>>11810992>>11811066hownew.ru
>>11811053yes
The Piano has been drinkingMy necktie is asleepAnd the Combo went back to New Yorkthe Jukebox has to take a leakAnd the carpet needs a haircutAnd the spotlight looks like a prison breakCause the telephones out of cigarettesand the balcony is on the make
>>11810992420yolo.comWatch the video of Thom Yorke being photoshopped into a pony, one of the Radiohead band members actually mentions it
I love my waifu
>>11811095Heads up, that page is a screamer.
>>11811101She was telling me how much she hates you just the other day
>>11811081>Ivory Keys/Piano Pony plays Tom Waits songs when he thinks nobody's listeningI like this idea.
>>11811111Maybe she should say it to my face instead. Then I would believe you.
>>11811087>killing markerill hook u in the gaber m8
>>11811116It's true, AnonI wanted to spare your feelings
>>11811022I wish I could sleep/nap with Gloomy nonsexually
>>11811128SAY THAT TO MY FACE MOTHERFUCKER NOT ONLINE
>>11811081>>11811114>be in Singapore>plan on goin' out west>get a telephone call from Istanbul>the strip joint is closed
>>11810906>human vagyou have fucked up
>>11811105>trying this hard to trollfuck off >>>/v/
I think the reason I want mermaid ponies is because Ariel was the only Disney Princes I wanted to fuck
why does it feel like bcs is in here posting
>>11811130She'd be sleeping pretty oftenI'm sure she wouldn't mind
Oi oi, what's going on in here?
>>11811133>>11811128>>11811116>>11811111>>11811101>It was hot today>I hate it when it gets this hot>It's even worse when it gets really dry and my mane gets all frizzy>And this mare in front of me at the store was holding up the line talking to her bimbo friend for three minutes and she didn't even know she was next in line>How can anypony be that stupid?>My roommate's off on one of her crazy rants again, too>It's gonna take me days to get her off that subject>And you're rubbing my tummy too hard>It's really uncomfortable when you go against the grain like you do sometimes>You haven't done it yet, but I'm just saying
>>11811130>tfw you lay they together for a long time>tfw you listen to her heartbeat>tfw she slips on in
>>11811163why can't she be real...
>>11811181>>11811130>>11811163between all of this and the Tom Waits music I'm feeling a lot tonight
>>11811181>>tfw she slips on inI saw that as Gloomy scootching under your arm so she could lay her head on your chest and use you as a pillow.
>>11811186because you use ellipses improperly you fucking faggot
>>11811166>Hey! You need to warn me when you're going to scratch behind my ear like that.>What are you doing? I didn't mean you had to STOP.
>>11811197>"Comfy..."
>>11811197>I'll never be used as a pillow
gloomy is the best sometimes-sexual melancholic yet healthy relationship pony
>>11811239>Hey Anon what are you doing?>Nothing? Me too...>Want a blowjob?
>>11811239I really like her maneand that she's bigger than your average pony
>>11811248Nah I'm good
>>11811239>>11811248I honestly don't feel that Gloomy should be for sexual, it just feels kind of wrong. Like I'd be taking advantage>>11811249I like big ponies too
>>11811255>...okay.>Is it because Marker gave you one already?
>>11811256I don't care if it's wrong or write. I just want Anon to never be horny when she's around because it's funny.
>>11811256She likes it sometimes, but it doesn't have to be with you. She'll work off her needs with another guy and still be friends with you. You don't mind, right?
>>11811267Yeah she was here earlierHey don't you have somewhere to be right now
>>11811256If any of the MLPGOCs would be for sexual it would probably be the horse that represents the hiatusAlthough I kind of feel what you mean
>>11811256she's not the cockslut kind of for-sexual.more like the healthy-sexual-relations-in-a-loving-relationship kind of for-sexual.she wouldn't propose a blowjob out of the blue, but she might give you one when you're getting intimate together.
>>11811279>Not really...>I'm bored, do you want to do something?
>>11811256>>11811248Gloomy should be for passionate but very slow sexualLike if you were just cuddling and got a little frisky
>>11811285Maybe out of the blue, but she wouldn't beg for it
Can we make a definitive list of which ponies are for sexual?
>>11811298For sexual: All of them
*inserts his dick into pone*
>>11811298All of them.
All of them
>>11811304>>11811304I agree with this
>>11811298No fillies or colts. Not old enough.
>>11811298All of themEven the ones made of cheese
>>11811270Well I guess if she wants it from me I could oblige. I wouldn't really want her to have somebody else take advantage of her.Wait, what am I saying? I only want me to talk advantage of her? I swear to god if I wind up accidentally waifuing this horse of all horses I'llprobably love you even more, goat>>11811291I guess I'm ok with that
>>11811298>>11811298>>11811298>11811298FUCK OFF MARKERKNIGHT
>>11811307abib stahpshe doesn't like it
I wanna play Guess Who with Hiatus Pony.
>>11811291>you'll never hug Gloomy close with her back pressed up against your chest as you tease her labia with your fingertips
>>11811298None of them. Except your waifu. She's for sexual and everyone has used her.
>>11811318She has a lot of time. Would you let her spend it with you?
>>11811318you mean to tell me you don't already waifu hiatus pone?why the hell not?
>>11811291>you will never casually fist Gloomy as you both watch TV
>>11811353how is fisting supposed to be hot?it's like you want her to be so loose that she'll never be able to please your dick again.
>>11811334I'm honestly not quite sure if I've ever really had a waifu, frankly. Except maybe a couple times.... I'm not sure.>>11811333Please don't do this to me, MLPG. We're talking about a pony that doesn't exist times two, here. I mean, not only does she not exist here, she doesn't even exist in the fantasy realm of Equestria! That's just cruel, man!
>>11811368>implying ponies don't exist>implying that Gloomy isn't in EquestriaOh you;re one of the guys that didn't come with us to Eqeustria
sorry for the lack of dicks
>>11811382did you finish that buttsex thing?
I think there's only like 3 or 4 people here right now
>>11811365>implying she can't just use her unicorn powers to make me bigger than my arm
>>11811322>She'll never turn to face you>You'll never slowly make out with her>You'll never spend hours like this>Sex will never be a nebulous experience with her that doesn't always end in an orgasm>Sometimes it doesn't even really end at all
>>11811401So...Who wants to fuck?
>>11811365I really like the idea of fisting poniesI'm not entirely sure whyThe same thing with humans isn't nearly as arousingMaybe something about it emphasizes their similarity to real horses, and their difference from humans?I have a pretty major xenophilia thingAlso, come on, marshmallow ponies are stretchy. After a few minutes of waiting she'd be back to near virginal tightnessYou could even feel her slowly squeezing down on your dick as she recovered
>>11811408DIBS ON TOP
>>11811409>that elasticity means vacuum pumping has a pronounced effect
>>11811404>neverending sex>you just have to go about your dick while your genitals are still engaged with eachother>for all time
>>11811414>implying you get a say in this
>>11811408too busy being forced to fall in love with an imaginary pony by anonymous strangersplease let me wallow in whatever I ought to be wallowing in right now
>>11811424I of course meant 'business' when I said 'dick'.I got confused because dick is my business.
>>11810715I'm not sure if UNF is strong enough to describe how I feel about this.
>>11811409ponies already have a number of options of loving in equestriahumans would just be one more experience to savour
>>11810715i'm sure the NSA is happy to know that.
>>11811446unf is supposed to be the maximum level but its overuse has ruined it
Would your favorite pony consent to an interview?
>>11811464Since when has unf been the highest level?I would have figured that would be like, a reaction gif or somethingAlthough I agree that it has been overused
>>11811464unf was never the maxunf is merely a vessel
>>11811427I'll hook ya m8I bet you'll like it anyway you pervert
>>11811382DRAW ME A MASSIVE DICK RIGHT NOW
>>11811404>you'll never feel her body shuddering against you as she climaxes>you'll never slip your dripping-wet fingers away from her moist folds and bring them up to her lips>she'll never slip your fingers into her mouth and gently suckle on them, swirling her tongue over them and licking them clean
>>11811473no she is to shy
>>11811382can you stream so i can yell lewd comments at you while you draw dicks
>>11811512>twifags
>>11811291>>11811322>>11811404>>11811497unfNon penetrative sex is my fetish
>>11811385>>11811494>>11811520ill finish it when i stram again, right now i kinda am, but im watching kitchen nightmares because my wrist is killing me
stop having dumb fetishes mlpg
>ctrl f deleted>35 resultsthanks, obama
>>11811558shut up /d/, let us be vanilla for once
>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/45860/diaries-of-a-madman>1,138,704 words totalI THINK I FOUND THE LONGEST ONE
>>11811555which kitchen nightmares? the superior UK version or awful american version where it is just yelling?
>>11811568That's longer than FO:E?
>>11811573the american one because i think its hilarious
>>11811564vanilla is for pussieshttp://pastebin.com/3pE5PDDX
>>11811081>The Grand Galloping Gala band sticks around for a while after the evening is over and all the guests have left>They're among the only ones left in the hall, except for the staff putting away tables and cleaning up, and the organizer who's working on getting their pay for the gig, telling them to sit tight for a minute.>Chatting a little and snacking on what little hors d'oeuvres and the like is leftover>They're just about to start packing their stuff up when Ivory Keys starts messing around on the piano, improvising a soft, slow song.>One by one, the others join in on it, the staff occasionally stopping their work, turning toward the stage and just listening
>>11811568Oh hey the author of that one is the guy that asked us if some things were in the show
>>11811558Vomiting cum isn't stupid, it's hot
>>11811568fucking garbage stream of consciousness prosetry austraeoh if you want long and good.
>>11811578FO:E is only 600,000~ words
>>11811584horrifying fetishes are also dumb. anal vore rape should not be a fetish and also just holding hands with a girl should not be a fetish.
>>11811584shut UP, /d/. not everyone has to have your bizarre over-the-top kinks.
>>11811605Well too bad I have one of those and it's a fetish.Why is anal on the list?
My top three fetishes are big cocks, really huge cocks, and freakishly massive cocks.
Why aren't you dancing with pony?
YO PANKAFFFUCK PARTIES
>>11811497>She'll never flip around to face you>She'll never passionately kiss you>She'll never stroke your cock through your pants>She'll never gently pull out your cock with her magic>She'll never slowly sit on it, never breaking the kiss>She'll never ride you just fast enough to keep you hard but slow enough to keep you going for hours
>>11811620>tfw you'll never find a massive boyfriendI'm not even a bottom
>>11811620
Derpibooru sure seems to hate the twinsnot like you guys right
I bet AJ would write her accent when writing letters and stuff like that
>>11811636I wanna draw those two sometime.
>>11811584What's the fic about?
>>11811639>she even spellchecks it
>>11811622I did.It was great, even though I dropped her, everything fell apart after that session though.
>>11811641I don't know. Looked a bit trough it and it seems to be some cute stuff. Nothing sexual at all.
>>11811636
>>11811636There's nothing wrong with being a pair of horndogs.
>>11811639>writing her accentWORSE THAN HITLERTHIS IS WHY I'M NOT HER PENPALL
>>11811636Have they never seen a Glitter Glue drawing before?The Joke Is Sex™
>>11811651Fat ass outta shape rick ross
>>11811651Whatcha' doing up so late, sweetie? Can't sleep?
>>11811666Not always, that's JJ's schtick.
>>11811654I WOULD BE AJ'S PENISPAL!
>>11811636speaking of the twinshttp://i.imgur.com/d1vjwWv.pngwho should the stallion in the middle bedo you have a preference
>>11811666It's been taken by JJIf JJ isnt the one doing a sex joke then dont even bother
>>11811636I don't like them either, but if I voice my opinion, I'm afraid the fetishfags will call me a troll
>>11811674One that isn't gay in popular fanon
>>11811674 Not GG butMake it Icepack
>>11811674I might draw them. What do I need to know?
>>11811679Stop attacking the thing that makes my penis hard!
>>11811626>she'll never sigh in bliss as you climax, your warm seed gushing into her and filling her pleasantly snug sex>she'll never flex her inner muscles and wink around you, coaxing a few more spurts from you and drawing your cum into her deepest recesses>she'll never kiss you deeply, leaving you hilted inside her as the two of you slowly drift off to sleep
>>11811674Sad Sack
>>11811690please post more
>>11811679I hate them too, we call other ponies "just for fetish ponies" but when we actually have actual fetish ponies it's okay because they're gay.
How did Raisin quest end?
>>11811707Happy ending.
>>11811707raisin de-golemed, got her cutie mark, and fucked a maid
>>11811707we saved the day and turned back into a normal ponyand retired from perilous adventuring
Would your harbor pony if she was a wanted criminal trying to evade the law?
>>11811708>>11811710t-thank you
>>11811686>>11811626my fate is sealedI hope you people are happy now
>>11811636is this some tumblr i don't know about?
>>11811716Why is my pony a harbor?Can I dock inside her?
>>11811716evading people law? yes.wvading pony law? probably, but it depends on the circumstances
>>11811726you're welcome!
>>11811715>>11811713>>11811711That's good.Did Jr. ever talk about running another?
>>11811683pretty sure icepack would never be able to take the double d>>11811682thats horribly unspecific >>11811703god damn those gays they ruin everything absolutely everything
>>11811686>you'll never hear her murmur softly in your ear as you're falling asleep>"Hiatus isn't so bad...with you..."
>>11811732She is a serial rapist to both humans and pony. If caught she would be extradited back to equestria.
>>11811732Even if she was breaking the important laws?Would you shelter an arsonist pony?What about a murderer?Or a rapist
>>11811733you...!>>11811743It's donetime to start requesting more art and getting a body pillow I guess
;_;
>>11811744>>11811748I would not harbor those ponies, those ponies are dangerous
>>11811775what if she is a serial jaywalker?
>>11811763
>>11811779I would harbor that pony unless the only fine was the only punishment or something, if it was serious I would harbor pony because jawywalking is not a big deal, especially because they don't have cars!
THIS IS THE PONY POLICEWE KNOW YOU ARE HIDING PONY THERE. JUST COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS AND HOOVES UP
>>11811686>You'll never spend days together like this>Everything just blends into sex>You're almost always in each others arms>You barely even watch TV>You never touch the computer>Just being together is enough
>>11811779She'll be put to death by Celestia herself.Jaywalkers disrupt the balance of her perfect world that relies so heavily on commerce.
>>11811786but she jaywalked in front of a car purposely in an attempt to insurance scam, and the resulting car crash killed 20 people and injued 40 more
>>11811794SHE'S INSIDE AND HAS BEEN HOLDING ME AGAINST MY WILLPLS SHOOT HER
>>11811588http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_md9StVE-U
>>11811808I do not think I would harbor that pony.She might feel bad about what she did, but it is still her fault for doing a bad thing, unless>>11811799is true, then I would still harbor pony.
>>11811794Officer, pls! I was just trying to help pone find a place to sleep tonight! I wasn't going to do anything sexual, I swear!
>>11811811>Something she can help with?uuuuuuuh
>>11811811I wish she had smaller tits.Not much smaller, just a little.
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNINGSHE IS A KNOWN SERIAL JAYWALKERCOME OUT RIGHT NOW BEFORE WE ARE FORCED TO TAKE EXTREME ACTIONS
>>11811840too bad, she's probably gonna expand again next picture
>>11811827You know, she's not shy and reserved like her friend. She's a lot more forward.
>>11811840They're right at that size where they just look kinda strangeI'd like them more if they were a little smaller, or a littleor a lot bigger
>>11811854can I just hug her?she seems soft
>>11811854THOSE are the tits I like, not >>11811811
>>11811854H-how forward?
>>11811854Ideal body for me.
>>11811868Let's just say you'll pass out before she does.
>>11811875But stretchmarksAnd celluloseAnd flabby arms
>>11811882FUCKCELLULITE
>>11811882every damn time...It's cellulite. Cellulose is what trees am made of.
>>11811882Like I said, ideal body FOR ME
>>11811891FUCK YOUI MAKE FIREWORKS AS A HOBBY
>>11811882I dont like this headcanon
>>11811882Idealized fatties don't have those. Only Ross and other terrible people draw realistic fat.
How many times have you lost your virginity?BE HONEST
>>11811922Only half as often as Rarity.
>>11811922negative a million.
>>11811922That dependsI've never fucked a pussy, but I've done everything else.
>>11811931>gayfags
>>11811922I've blown a couple guysNever fucked one though
>>11811922You can only lose it once, asshat
>>11811934>not knowing what a bisexual is>not knowing that women have asses, too
>>11811936>He's only lost his virginity once!>Even worse, he thinks that's the most you can lose it!Get a load of this guy!
>>11811922UhOnceBut Ive put it in many different holes
>>11811922Zero.
We should talk about ponies one of these days.
>>11811922I lost my virginity once but I made a fake out of copper wire and newspaper and nobody noticed.
YOUR ONE-STOP SHOP FOR CORN AND FRISBEES
>>11811961Why is Applejack such a bucking horse?
>>11811961Not much to talk about anymore. Except for EQG, but it's pretty much boiled down to "Yeah I'm okay with that, I like humanized porn" or "KILL IT WITH FIRE"
>>11811968what about frisbees made of corn?OH DUDEWHAT ABOUT CORN MADE OF FRISBEES?!
http://i.imgur.com/LmbgMQ1.pngI thought I grew out of this fetish...
>>11811975Because horses are boring
>>11811977Honestly by biggest concern is that it has shifted many authors' attentions away from drawing art of Shining Armor being femdom'd and crossdressing, which is my primary source of fapfuel.I was considering writing my congressman.
>>11811716depends what the crime is. if she is wanted for constantly eating the penises of men while they sleep i would prob have to give it a second thought.or a magic user who harvests human penises in potions for a powerful spell.jeezus what the fuck is wrong with me
Luna's having a lonely night.Won't you cheer her up?
it feels like none of us have any friends
Odds: sleepEven: take a request.
>>11811982I find it hard to masturbate to pictures featuring terribly designed OC's
>>11811993Funny how winking can be a sign or wanting sex for both humans and horses.
>>118120003 0s?What even is that?
>>11811993how could I possibly cheer up a princess, especially a qt 3.14 like her?
>>11811993sorry Lunabut I'm having a lonely night tooI don't think I'd be much help
>>11811993Maybe I will tonight in my dreams.All I seem to have is Celestia dreams.
>>11811982I could boner if I weren't confus
>>11812000Sweetie hugging Rarity
hey you remember the time when we all thought this one trap had killed himself because he watched beautiful sinks on a stream? what was his name again?
>>11812000your favorite pony sleeping on Anon's chest
>>11811997
>>11812000Mr. and Mrs. Cake watching a movie with Mrs. Cake laying on Mr. Cake's lap
>>11812000draw fluttershy cuddling with anon
>>11811993You could always visit my dreams again;-;
>>11811922>tfw i have no sexual organslife is suffering, I wish the world would end
>>11811993>Princess of the night>still lonelyHA HA WHAT A LOSER
>>11812014>Celestia dreamslucky bastard...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10981829/unf
>>11811997>tfw used to have friends>tfw nothing wrong with me>Kinda fun guy, especially when drunk>No frens now because no confidenceI hate myself
DING DONG
>>11812034well that wasn't hot at all
>>11812034It stops being attractive when they need a crane to get around.
>>11812034I prefer my fatty acids unsaturated
>>11811993I've come to the disturbing realization that all the songs I play are minor.Probably just the nature of the instrument and the era of music I play, but I don't want everything I play to make people sad.
>>11812019;_;RIP in pieces
I wish I could be happy againbut I've forgotten how
>>11812034Needs more dicks
>>11812019Tex?
>>11812067noare you guys THAT new?
>>11812067>Tex>trappyHe's got the dick for it, but not the body.
>>11812067>there are people here who weren't here for thisFuck off summerfags.
>>11812081I was here when we were on /co/.
>>11812067>Tex>a guy10/10 top lel
>>11812081G1 breed babyfuck of band-wagoners
>>11812071
>>11812094>there are people who think being here before /mlp/ was made means they aren't newThat's the really sad thing.
>archive searcher is brokenFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I miss trapanon
Can we stop talking about when we came here as if it meant anything?
>>11812117There was a time when it worked?
>>11812128Land before time
>>11812125>>>/ponychan/
>>11812071Great, now I want to see Texanon in a bra and panties with his trademark unthinking expression
>>11812119I just want to cuddle a cute trap while watching a movie and slowly stroking his dick
>>11812125But I have to feel like I belong
>>11812106eh chabocan you tell me why these threads still exist?
>>11812144I'd do anything to have a femme boyfriend
>>11812156Because someone always makes a new one
Has Tex even been here?
>>11812156because we are the beacons of eternity
How would you encourage your waifu or husbando to study, MLPG?
>>11812172like, ever?
>>11811674I have no prefs when it comes to stallionsmake it whoever you like
>>11812186>>11812180you fucking people
>>11812180>>11812186wow
>>11812189No, since maybe 2 days ago.
>>11812190Oh, come on GG, we know that there's at lease ONE stallion you want to see there.
>>11812186>>11812180WowzaI'd promise to suck his dick even more
>>11812205LEAST GOD DAMN IT
>>11812190he gg you still here? how are you?
>>11812205honestly not reallyas far as gay stuff is concerned I'm not really up on all that
>>11812228Don't tease me with that Tom stuff, you know there are some people that want more.
>>11812228....So you're a bottom?
>>11812228>not on thatGG confirmed for a botttom.
>>11812139>the link worksAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
did you find tan's secret nsfw tumblr yet?
>>11811674Noteworthy or CaramelOr Doughnut Joe
>>11812251>>11812254Oh come on you guys, GG isn't gay at all. He just likes guys dressed as girls with lots of make up on.
>>11812251I just mean I don't have favorite homostallions picked outit's mostly about the taboo thoughso I'd say pick someone fucked uplike Twilight's dad or Shining Armor
>>11812251>>11812254unf>GG will never draw sketches about you and him like a little schoolgirl
>>11811734He said he'd do a shorter, more relaxed, non-life threatening quest with her if we managed to get her through RQ4 alive, but haven't heard anything from him on the subject since it ended.
>>11812276>Oh come on you guys, GG isn't gay at all. He just draws guys dressed as girls with lots of make up on.Fix'd.
>>11812277...Why not Rainbow Dad?
>>11812282I'm sire someone has asked him, unless he just ignores them now.
>>11812186>saving the tumblr thumbnail>also in second placeha, you fail at everything you do
>>11812281>>11812251>>11812254>>11812276I draw a few things for homos and this is the thanks I get
>>11812297You mean Pride Parade.
>>11812330Whatever you say Glitter Gay
>>11812330>catering to homosyou will be the first to hang during the day of the rope
>>11812330awwe love you, Weaver.sexually.
>>11812330>for homosThats a bit uncalled for.Also, if it was "for homos", why was this in your stash?http://i.imgur.com/Rpk2mEP.png
>>11812348>rope
Your wiafu is half spider now
>>11812026I'm too tired for this.
>>11812330>People lusting after you>Call them homosThat's just not nice at all
>>11812330What's that in the background, GG?Just a fun little doodle?Or your true sexuality trying to show itself?You don't have to be gay, there's always bi.
>>11812375I love it
>>11812364I would cuddle a spider pony
>>11812364I'd still love her
>>11812375DawwwwCan you do one with the Cakes cuddling one day?
GUYS, STOP ITGG CAN'T TELL THAT WE'RE MESSING WITH HIM
>>11812364>implying that would stop me loving herHell now she'll never need to buy materials for her dresses.
>>11812364Joke's on you! That is my fetish
>>11812383>Or your true sexuality trying to show itself?my true sexuality is crackle
>>11812396anon plsif he could be scared off it would have happened years ago.
>>11812384Thanks.>>11812391Maybe some day.
>>11812411Cracklesexual.
>>11812411>being a dragonkin>not being a clockkin master race
weaver confirmed for bottom?>>11812277shining armor it isthank u
I'd probably have sex with you, AnonI'm not even jokingIf you're anything like the collective Anon I'd probably fall in love with you
>>11812411>not snap>not pop
>>11812437Are you top or bottom?
>>11812430But Shining Armor is so overdone.We need some Flash Sentry getting his ass wrecked
>>11812430HEY NOW
>>11812172>Has Tex even been here?Today? No. Maybe birthday fun times with family.I wonder what they think of his pony based art.
>>11812437Sweetie Belle, go to bed
>>11812464Oh, it was his birthday?That explains it.
So if EqG was about Twilight in Highschool will EqG 2 be about Shining Armor in a fraternity?
>>11812452He's such a stupid looking pony
>>11812455You're an all star?
>>11812469His birthday is July 1stCanada day
>>11812476Thats why he needs to get his ass wrecked.He needs to be left laying in a pool of zebra cum and sexual self doubt.
>>11812480Oh that's right, it's JulyHappy Hand Appreciation Day in 2 days, you idiot Americans!
>>11812455>>11812478shrek pls stop posting you are already dreck, your time is already ogre
Roogna told me to post luna for him because his internet died and he's going to sleep.
>>11812507thanks for starting shit for no reason dummy
>>11812507>Happy Hand Appreciation DayThe fuck america?
>>11812507>not appreciating the only thing you'll ever fuckCanadia pls
>>11812515Tell him he's a faggot.
>>11812514
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>>11812521July 4th is Independence Day in America. The day thousands of slack-jawed hillbillies turn their make-shift distilleries into potential weapons of mass destruction via heedless, needless, drunken use of illegal fireworks to celebrate the fact that they were born inside the borders of a country.I called it Hand Appreciation Day because as with most things, Americans generally explode their hands off when they use fireworks. Because they're stupid.
>>11812548Oh for a second there i thought it was a holiday about clapping
>>11812548As overplayed as it is, it would've been better as a clapping joke, to be honest.
>>11812563Your mother.
>>11812548Calm down Britain, if you wanted us so bad you should have fought harder.
fuck ponies are cute
>>11812554>>11812563>>11812570http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1tbSe6ATKcGOD BLESS AMERICA YOU AMERICAN BASTARDS
>>11812591Did that comic artist realize that those balloons look like giant dildos?
>>11812591wat
>>11812606thats because they are dildosand anal beadsand vibrators
>>11812606I'm pretty sure it's an edit
>>11812606i think it's a porn comic.Those are dildos.She also has anal beads and a vibrator there.
>>11812606>ballonstheres a vibrator anon
>>11812629Link
>>11812602All rise for the United States' National Anthem.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LK01R-sCNg
I've got a science boner. What's a book to read?
>>11812621>>11812623>>11812629>>11812630oh
>>11812648here is the un edited one
>>11812647Color and light by James Gurney
>>11812646God that game was so fucking great
Which pony is most likely to go down for some girl on girl ass licking?
>>11812647Atlas Shrug
>>11812668Fluttershy
>>11812668Princess Celestia
>>11812665ANTS
>>11812665That's a really impressive edit.>>11812667One of the best on the DS, imo
>>11812668NoneBecause it's disgusting
>>11812665>you will never have a girly night of fun with panka po
People call me a misogynist because I draw porn of women getting raped. But is it really so bad if I'm imagining myself in their shoes?
>>11812685I would lick a marshmellow pony asshole.
>>11812666Read it.>>11812669I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK
>>11812692Fake GG please.
>>11812692We've done it guys.All our constant prattle about 250ml has infected GG with the gay.
>>11812647A Brief History of Time.because it amused me, my captcha: science rowboop
>>11812707Well there's only one option now
>>11812707Another one bites the dust
>>11812707so can i scratch GG of the bingo now?
>you will never gingerly slide your fingers down pony's throat
>>11812591cant believe this made it into the official comic
>MLP will never have an episode as epic
>>11812738>You'll never fingerfuck Lyra's throat>She'll never squirt all over your leg as you do
>>11812772>you will never locate the spots that make her gag
>>11812707>Wanting to be raped >as a girl>Gay>Implying
>>11812783>you will never rape Glitter Glue in the pussy hole that used to be his penis
it's been ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME
>>11812772
>>11812798holy shit I was singing that in my head as a joke before I hovered you fucking monster
>>11812798>Listening to BNLCome on manCOME ON
>>11812783Draw something new, or you're a fake.
>>11812718I guess that'll do.
>>11812814Why, what would you do to me if I was real~?
>>11812798COCKED YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE AND SAID "IM ANGRY"
>>11812811On solid fuel and wires,turn the key and light the fires
I'm going to start working on my game tomorrow, MLPGNot promising anything though
>>11812831Pony Tactics?
>>11812823Offer you my apology for doubting you
>>11812831what game?
>>11812844A fun new game called Help! My Dick Won't FitFor fillies 5 and up
>>11812844MLP poopsocking simulator
>>11812842>>118128441942 cloneI'm gonna call it 19-Pony-2
>>11812798Pinkie has a tendency to wear her mind on her sleeve
>>11812818If you want a sci-fi boner instead, I can provide far more suggestions.
>>11812890I'm more in a matter-of-fact science mindset at the moment. Sagan/Gould/Dawkins shit.
Who wants to get on IRC and ERP with me? I'll play as any of my monstergirls you like and you can take advantage of me~
PUT THE PONIES IN THE SACK
>>11812783its ok GG we love youkissing boys isnt that bad
>>11812867HA
>>11812912GG pls draw more stallionXmonstergirl nonsexual interaction.
worse than futafags
>>11812915>GG's farts are propelling him into the air.png
>>11812913>cockvore
>>11812903Fair enough, good sir. Might I also suggest Carl Sagan's "The Demon-Haunted World"?
>>11812931>not hovering on a constant rush of your own flatulence at all times
>>11812928>myfetishisbetterthanyourfetishfagshave no room to talk
>>11812936I've kinda run out of Sagan to read but thank you all the same.
>>11812928You are both awful.Vanilla master race calling in.
>fluffy pony drowns
>>11812954>vanilla sex>2013what are you, amish?
>>11812931>>11812944
>>11812965What if fluffy pony fell into a pile of cocaine?
>>11812944Boogerman pls
>>11812982>fluffy pony ODs
>>11812982
I wish I had friends
>>11812982>Fluffy pony goes out in a glorious haze of cocaine
>>11812975i hope there is never a point in my life where i am reduced to doing this type of humor
>>11812982>fluffy pony gets really wired, buys a knife and starts driving an old convertible
>>11812989>tfw one of your favorite artists wants to vydia with you
>>11812989>tfw every time you make some friends they stop talking to you after a few months
>>11812954>not wanting a pretty mare to lovingly fuck your throat until she fills your belly with her seeIf that's wrong I don't want to be right
>>11813006>you will never explore an alien planet with GG in Starbound
>>11812982>Fluffy pony thinks it's snow>Fluffy pony rolls around in it>Absorbs enough through it's fluff to overdose
>>11813006>play vidya with artist you like>they are terrible>but you dont want to say anything
>>11812876PINK HAIR DOES NOT MLP MAKE>>>/get out/
>>11813006>friends encourage you to get a game so they can play with you>they never do though
https://derpibooru.org/362363
>>11813025why notwhy would you treat an artist any differently than a normal person
>>11813025>having a Mountain Dew collection>buying a Killzone special edition>vidya earpieceMY EYES!
>>11813006>tfw borderlands 2 on a regular basis with two artists and qt3.14 bf
>>11813033>that feel>>11813013>that feel is even worse
>>11813013>make friends with some people in mlpg>at first everything is good>eventually the horrifying fetish talk and memes take over>and american political tumblr drama is what most conversations are aboutthats the time to start distancing yourself
>>11813045>tfw I know both those feels
>>11813039>you will never spray fluids inside another human being
>>11813039human boob milking is always a huge anti-boner for me
>>11812928>>11812928>>11812928>>11812928hubba hubba!
>>11813051I kinda feel like the last line is directed at meSorry ;_;
>>11812928please help me to understand this picture>guy has sex with morbidly obese woman>guy lives with parents>guys mother takes his phone away because he smells like sex?????????????????????????????
here's a challenge:draw something that would make your favorite artfag proud
>>11813025Actually its>they are kicking your ass>try to play it off as not doing well when it's full on rape
>>11813107But I don't have a tablet.
>>11813107but my favorite artfag isn't around anymore
>>11813121i just read a story about a dude who makes beautiful art on paper using only coffee and semen.you have no excuse
>>11813107But I'm not an artist
>>11813094i think the whale is a prostutite with at least 3 regular clientsone of whom is a cuckold and another who lives with his elderly mother and a third who is on painkillers
>>11813107but I can't draw chubby things
>>11813121use a mouse and MS Paint, use http://www.mrdoob.com/projects/harmony/, or maybe http://weavesilk.com/the sky is the limit.>>11813124then impress your waifu then.just create, and be creative. it's a good thing to be every now and then
>>11813107It's too late, they already abandoned me.
>>11813107but Killryde is probably fucking my artfu as we speak!
>>11813144appledan pls
>>11813107Ill do itMaybe Tex will say thank you once again
>>11813107If I said GG was my favorite artist, what would you think of me?
>>11813107I hope Art Anon likes it
>>11813144who is killryde?
>>11813148>tfw your favourite artfag thanks you enthusiastically>so enthusiastically that you can't take it serious and feel like you disappointed him
>>11813152i'd think you have good taste hes mine too, if it wasnt obvious from all my fanart
>>11813107I dont know what i will draw for sentenal
>>11813178Go to bed dovne
>>11813152I wouldn't think anything bad of you.what's important is that you spread the love and creative energy from the spring of your mind. sometimes life gets you down, so you should just let your soul take over and make something, anything.
>>11813191New topic when, Omni?
>>11813191but what if I said Bob Ross is a overated hack and the paintings he does are edited
>>11813168>tfw bake something>Boyfriend complements you on them so much you can't take it seriouslyIt's the worst
>>11813189i willafter i post this wip http://i.imgur.com/Asb1wnk.pnggoodnight mlpg
>>11813216I just wanted to see if I guessed rightGoodnight
>>11813025>play game with someone from MLPG>All of a sudden you're horriblefuck you roogna
>>11813216So wait, are they both inside him at the same time?The angles don't look like they'd workStill though, unf.
>>11813204after wendsay>>11813205>but what if I said Bob Ross is a overated hack and the paintings he does are editedI respect your opinion
>>11813168>tfw make some plushies for your friends>they say its great but i think theyre only saying that cause were friends
>That feel when drawing pony is no longer fun>That feel when other fanart or original stuff is now more fun then pony.I don't even know why I keep coming here.
>>11813226but what if i said your favorite pony is mediocre
>>11813227Post a photo
>>11813130Is that actually Rose?
>>11813237Which one is his favourite pone anyway?
>>11813216Is that who I think it is?I don't think it is.
>>11813237they have their flaws
>>11813248No.
>>11813248I wish
>>11813248
>>11813248no you dolt, rose is cuter than that
>>11813235>mewball and tex see Lyra x AJ.gif
>>11813255it's shining armorwho were you thinking of
>>11813205then I would say that's a very lovely opinion anon, and you're entitled to it with all your heart.now why don't you sit on down and make something nice?
I wish I had a horse cockA massive floppy cock would be so much fun to play with
>>11813302You stop being me right this instant
>>11813302Would you have it with your hands or would you be a horse? Cause horses masturbate by flopping it around. That doesn't seem fun at all
>>11813316Human or PonyDoesn't matterI think it'd lose it's impact if I didn't have my hands to grope it with though>You'll never have balls that are a handful each too
>>11813302I love that the heads of their cocks get huge when they cum too.I bet flaring feels amazing.
>>11813335>Stroking your cock furiously>Hand rubbing over the head at the top of each stroke>Then when you're just about to cum your hand comes up to a physical blockCould you imagine rubbing your thumb underneath your flare?It'd be like having an absolutely massive head
I heard someone said horse cocks so I came running as fast as I could.
>>11813351I hear they're pressure sensitive too.>squeezing your cockhead and groaning as it makes your balls jump>feeling yourself swell massive, your fingers pushing apart
>>11813358DRAW CUTE ADORABLE NONSEXUAL THINGS
>Horsecocks>While human>Not sucking your own cock>While on the stack>Not drowning in pre and cum
>>11813358That's my line.
>>11813384OKAY! WHAT DO I DRAW THAT IS ADORABLE NONSEXUAL THING?>>11813387That's my horse.
>>11813393Sweetie writing a letter to Santa Clause
>>11813393>WHAT DO I DRAW THAT IS ADORABLE NONSEXUAL THING?PINKIE TEACHING SWEETIE BELLE TO COOK AND FAILING
>>11813408>PINKIE TEACHING SWEETIE BELLE TO COCK AND FAILING
>>11813412I will end you
>>11813424GET OUT OF THE WAY FLUTTERSHY I'M ADMIRING RARITY
>>11813424YOU DONT KNOW NOTHIN FLUTTERSHY
>>11813412This sounds adorable and nonsexual. I'll draw this.
i can't believe they just killed Robb Stark like that.
>>11813440which one's gonna have the cock?
>>11813386>not taking the stack with a horsecock and balls or zebra>not hosing down the headboard of your bed in glue thick semen
>>11813440Don't you dare I wasn't even being serious.Draw the actual request pls.
>>11813440i don't think you understand what 'nonsexual' means.
>>11813452I guess they'd have to find a volunteer, right?>>11813454Well now I'm definitely doing it.
>>11813446good morning personalbloganon. do you really have nowhere else to post your nonpony related opinions?
>>11813453That can be a Mti and Mua idea.One of them secretly goes on the stack and doesn't tell the other one.But they find out.>captcha "the goofyou"
>>11813460I just don't understand. Could you explain it, please?
>>11813424Yes FluttershyI do have an 8" dick
>>11813475I wonder if GG already regrets coming up with those characters
>>11813480"non" from the greek work "nonalus" meaning "more" as in "more sexual than you can ever imagine but please try to"
>>11813494Oh, wow! That's what I thought!
>>11813484SB pls
>>11813498I'm not SBHe's bigger
>>11813485>I wonder if GG already regrets coming up with those charactersnah
>>11813494i query the accuracy of almost every single word of this post.
FUCK. Is 4chan being slow for anyone else?
>>11813475Why isn't there ever any creative cumplay? It's always "and then he cums all over the horse, but like, a whole lot". If you've got that much volume at least have some fun with it.
>>11813512It's all in this book I didn't write
>askthetwins.tumblr.comI KNEW GG HAD IT IN HIM
>>11813571Which one is the gayest?
>>11813573That was already established.Mua prefers stallions slightly, but bot are bi.
How do I pony successfully?
Mti should MT.so should Mua.
>>11813600pony without failing
>>11813535>and then he cums all over the horse, but like, a whole lotuuuuunf
Light a candle for all the dead drawfags.
>>11813535Pony cums in a condom, then pins you down and teases it over your head, squeezing it, threatening to make it burst right above your face.
daily reminder that horse cartoon is dead
>>11813620>you will never help pony put on his XXL condom that's too small
>>11813632Daily reminder that it had been foretold in the prophecyhttp://www.cartoonbrew.com/ideas-commentary/the-end-of-the-creator-driven-era-29614.html
>>11813632Yeah but that's not the reason
>>11813618Why?
I have come to warn thee. I have been bested and he had won. My love for my waifu wasn't strong enough and he took her. But it's not enough. He is coming. And he will steal your waifu. Prepare thyself. Prepare and defend her for I have failed and lost everything.
>>11813642>the entire dynamic of the show is about to change for the worse>"that's not the reason"lol twifags
gallons of sloshing, sticky, viscous, pony semen.
>>11813636>You'll never slip pony into a tight, clasping cock ring so that he stays hard between orgasms>You'll never force him to keep cumming until he's burst his thick XXL condom
>>11813672Oh do link to where you downloaded S4 and saw that. I'm quite curious to see for myself.
>>11813679>Cock ring>Allowing ejaculationnope.bat
>>11813678>comma after "viscous"You must write fanfiction.
>>11813678You guys are so fucking uncreative. At least do something with it. Don't just splash it and call it a night.
>>11813689I was worried about that.Isn't 'pony' also an adjective?
>>11813689>What is an Oxford Comma
>>11813672>Twilight becomes a princess after doing what Princess Celestia told her too.>LOL SHOW IS DEAD GUYSThe show is dead because its run its course. S3 should have been the end of it all like they had planned it to be. The only reason its still up...hell the only reason it had a s2 and s3 was because of the cash cow it's become.
>>11813703No one gives a fuck about an oxford comma
>>11813689How viscous are ponies?
rediv just posted the new socks she got
>>11813703>tfw you've always used that without knowing its name>tfw recently finding out its being phased outI was mad for reasons I don't even understand.
>>11813687These do if you angle them rightRound cockrings are terrible
>>11813705S2 was ordered at the same time as S1.Also I really doubt they thought that S3 was the end and then after writing all the scripts they received a not that S4 is happening.
>>11813709I am incapable of seeing socks in this image.Because I am too busy looking at a ass.
>>11813703That's not an Oxford comma you fucking retard.>>11813707Vampire Weekend pls why was your latest album not nearly as good as your first two
>>11813709right
>>11813709bullshittery
>>118137094.5/10 meh
>>11813722The fuckContra was shitThe new one is the best yet
>>11813707I've seen those english dramas too
>>11813722Because we're not nearly as good as Modest Mouse
okay help me settle something heregarble and the zebra twinshow would things go down
>>11813731>autotune all over the place>the abomination that is Ya Hey>"the best yet"
>>11813752I heard some of their new stuff on Pandora and I had to make sure it was really themThey completely changed their sound
have they already seen it?
>>11813784>tfw adblocker
>>11813784Ill skip the slowpoke part and just say yes
>>11813762Ehh not completely. Unbelievers sounds like their old stuff. Everlasting Arms is badass.And most of the album is pretty good but there's more "skippable" songs than any of their first two records.
>>11813784The one making fun of /pol/'s obsession with jews is pretty funny.
>>11813715I'm going to Journalism school where it's basically a sin to use an oxford comma. It sucks because it just doesn't look right to me without a comma before the and.
>>11813639>THE PROPHECY COMES FULL CIRCLEWHO WILL BE OUR MESIAH IN S4 MLPG?
>>11813750they'd be discussing the crackiest of ships
>>11813639>That articleHoly fucking blast from the past batman.That is square one right there.
>>11813804Sunset Shimmer
>>11813804Lauren Faust will rise from her grave.This world will fall and she will take us to Equestria.
>>11813792Excuse me if I live in another timezone.
>>11813784You know moot knew that this is how people would use it. Really those ads are like bricks with u r a fag written on them that each board is going to throw at each other.At least he's making money.
>>11813813Pff fuck that.I'm allready there with Rob.
>>11813804Rarity will dies for our sins and she shall be resurrected as a alicorn
>>11813820>Oh, Sweetie. What is she teaching you?I'm still fucking up.
>>11813750something like this
>>11813833Reaction?
>>11813852I'm never talking with you again
>>11813852Looks cute, Sweetie's hat reminds me of the In-N-Out burger hats.Forgetting the picture has got to be the worst feeling ever
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE GUYSSERIOUSLY IT'LL BE FINEYOU GUYS
>>11813871Now why would you say that? I drew the request.
>>11813882>twily coming in for the kill hug
>>11813882IN S4 TWILIGHT BECOMES THE SMOOZECALLING IT
>>11813709This is bullshit right? I'm not seeing it on her tumblr.
>>11813902I don't understand how anyone can be in mlpg and be this gullible.
>>11813187sentenal is not an artist
>>11813909some of the anons around here have an unhealthy attraction to redivenough to suspend disbelief, easy
http://i1.minus.com/ibcJ3QgUxFXLuv.jpghuman rarity at the spa
>>11813918Pretty sure they don't do that at spas
so, cut or uncut?
>>11813934horsecock
>>11813918http://smut.leenks.com/gallery-6231-Caprice+Climax+Massage.html
