prev>>11718908topicWhat if ______
WHAT IF SEX
>>11723608What if Dash wasn't so ugly?
>>11723614I bet he did itTwilight doesn't seem like a big pooper
>>11723608>Rainbow Dash helps you become a Wonderbolt
What if pone lived in a tragic world, going through every day in agony, not finding any kind of joy or friendship anywhere
Rainbow Dash had told you a hundred times not to scratch her behind the ears but that didn't mean that she didn't like it.
>>11723624>implyingShe's probably the worst of all the main six.
How the fuck do I draw nipples correctly
>>11723636I don't know why but something about this gif is arousing
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>11723648Her giant, toilet clogging poops.
>>11723643It's the candle getting shoved in her vagina.
>>11723648Because intense graphics
Game design faggots help me out.I've been wanting to make a game where player commands a swarm of parasprites with the mouse and the objective is to eat every object in a town. What are some obstacles to avoid or things that could otherwise make the game a challenge?Like food. These are post-spell parasprites.
Whasha she is that so purps coco?
you know, certain things only exist when you talk about them
>>11723658Pinkie chases you with her instruments and tries to run you out of town?
"What if I skull fuck Anon, FOR RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE, LOOK AT ME!! You ruined my eyes, my nuzzle, MY BODY AND MY WRETCHED COOLNESS, NOW WHO'S GONNA BE THERE FOR SCOOTALOO? Now me, LOOK AT ME!"
What if I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts?
>>11723658You could have Pinkie or other ponies playing music - getting too close starts making your swarm wander off and follow them offscreen.
>>11723667>shitting dick nipples
>>11723667Jumping spidersDesert levels in rpgsBing bong
>>11723658AJ capturing your units and rolling them into a katamari
>>11723676>drawing horse pornography will never be socially acceptable
why is rarara such a pervert?
>>11723714Who is that pony trying to wave down?
Hello MLPG who is your favorite feminist?
Why do I feel like Fluttershy will somehow gain the respect of gangstas if she's let loose in a ghetto neighborhood?
>>11723728Just the princess
One of my favs
>>11723618Dash isnt ugly she is qtest
>>11723616Do you have anymore pics like that anon?
i returnbut without butts sorry..
>>11723736Well that's silly, tell her to stop that distracting flailing because the Princess is far too busy to make time for her.
>>11723692>teaI want to have a tea party with pony
>babysitting the CMC>everything is going smoothly and quiet... too quiet>you walk in an see thiswhat do
>>11723752Butts are fun
>>11723752you only describe your own self fulfilling prophecy.
Morning soon anon. Are you prepared to praise the sun?
why didn't you guys tell me you were in my stream
>>11723774Please, take the bad memes away.Sunbroing is on the level of "arrow to da knee"
>>11723775NO YOU FOOLYOURE JUST GIVING SCOTANON MORE PICS
>>11723783Why didn't you ask?
>>11723786these are some of the earliest pictures I have though
>>11723791i came back to see you guys talking about me and how apparently someone saw all my creepy porn
>>11723784Sunbroing is a legitimate tactic.Also I love Great Lightning Spear.
>>11723808shut up Pinkie
>>11723762>>11723775That was his best parody by far
>>11723798Don't worry about it.
>>11723808Pinkie what do you want
>>11723808What do you want pank?
>>11723823Are you the horse
>>11723760>Pickup applebloom and take her outside>ugh....Anon. What wus that?>Welllllll......>ask your sister?>Why kant yu tell mah?>sigh and tell her about the birds and the bees>Happy?>no....
H-hey guys?W-what if /mlp/ actually likes season 3 and its Lauren Fausts mass shit-posting that's saying otherwise?
>>11723832>this is going terribly>Apple Bloom doesn't understand at all>try and start your explanation again>Apple Bloom gets excited and kisses you on the cheek
>>11723829Are you sure?
>>11723849>I blush >No-----No no no no>Bloom you cant...I cant.....Whats happening.
>>11723855>>11723832stop this, you're doing it wrong.it's impossible to tell who's talking
What if each of the main 6 swapped fetishes for a day
>>11723847I wouldn't care because I AM THE FAUST
>>11723852Ill do it PinkieWhen and where
>>11723823Are you fucking this horse?
>>11723852full pic where?
>>11723847i do like season 3
>>11723880No anon, that's my horse, and she is not for sexual.
>>11723880No but I wish I were
seeing this reminded me of mlpg
>>11723872 can you do some pony porn plz?
>>11723886I beg to differ
>>11723892I actually can't stand people who spout smoking pout like a lifestyle.
>>11723886Has she touched your butt?didn't think so.
>>11723884Hi Meghan I liked s3 too
Hey assholes. Horses are not for fucking.
>>11723899Oh hey, it's the guy who makes Nezumi-tier ponyvag.HOT.
>>11723908Yes she has, and it was completely non-sexual.
>>11723904I actually can't stand people who spout watching a childrens cartoon like a lifestyle.
Are you any good at Jeopardy mlpg?
>>11723892there is so much ignorant in this its mind blowing
>>11723892maybe weed really does make you stupid.
>>11723884do you like s3 when you find out it was only 13 episodes instead of the usual 26 because of EQG
>>11723917>Nezumifucking nezumi jesus christ i have seen some shit
>>11723928or maybe the person was already stupid, like most people.
>>11723925>scootaloo the smartest and that far aheadfuck off scootfag in denial
>>11723922Wheres your picture then Anon?
>>11723944Why would I take a picture?do you take a picture every time someone touches your butt?
>>11723929yes, why would that make me dislike season 3? I might have even enjoyed EqG in a guilty sorta way, but i would have rather had a full season or a full pony movie.
>>11723899This only proves she's not for sexual further.
>>11723892I don't understand, most of us are probably vehemently opposed to using it and would rather not slow down their reflexes/suppress their synapses.I'll probably be diagnosed with glaucoma in the next five years, but I'll still never turn to that.
>>11723937There was 3 categories on how not to fly
>>11723946That's actually human.
Good morning MLPG.
>>11723950I'm just asking for proof Anon.But if you aren't willing to provide it then I'm not going to believe you.Because these ponies seem to really like touching each others butts.
>>11723986Just because they're touching their butts doesn't mean it's sexual.
>>11723978good morning bookhorse
>>11724008Is she confizzled?
>>11723988How does this obsession with each others butts is not sexual?Do you touch your friends butts all the time?
>>11724020You mean you don't?Touching butts if perfect natural for ponies.
I sure hope the anon who asked for this is still around.Took so long because best pony has the most complex hair and eyelashes.
>>11724049I love it.
>>11724049That's a terrible pony.
>>1172404910/10Would hang in Louvre.
>>11724054>>11724055>>11724066I HOTBEEFED ITHERE YOU GO
morning fucking shit heads its friday i guess
>>11724040She knows what?
>>11724075Well it's neat either way...Did someone ask for a miniature Rarity in a drawer?
>>11724075can you fill that drawer with panties? then it will be perfect.
>>11724076FFFFFFFFFRIDAY MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
>>11724049>>11724075I AM STILL HERETHANK YOU SO MUCHMy only question is this:How can I draw like you?
>>11724076What's wrong with that pony's mouth and ears?
>>11724090I didn't do anything.
>>11724098why would i smoke weed when rich white guys have decided its bad for me?
Breaking the brain's automatic functions:He ate the apple was red
>>11724119>Not being a rich white guy
>>11724118rediv went to sleep you moran, its fucken 5am
>>11724119It is bad for you, the rich white guys just decided it's illegal.
>>11724119Rich white guys have also decided its good for you when weed game out
The last thing I drew, besides shitty circles yesterday, was wavy stick figures in grade school.Should I just jump in and devote 16 hour a day to learning on a tablet, or just stick to a pencil and paper?
>>11724133get a lyfe
>>11724126what will you do when they decide spending all day on the internet discussing horse waifus is also bad for you?
>>11724136digital media is the future, but some of us have more respect for physical media. It's far more impressive to see someone master art with a pen.
>>11724136If little ponies and porn is inspiring you to try to be serious about drawing then give it up.Unless you have an actual passion for it then don't buy a tablet.
>>11724136>16 hour a dayhow
Which pony has the most tender cut of meat?
>>11724139It is bad for me, I guess they'd be doing me a favour.
>>11724136its only $50 you idiot just buy 1 less dragon dildo to stuff in your ass and you are set.
>>11724155ya, thats true i agree with you there.
>>11724156>not expanding your BD collection>not being the first to experience a new model when it comes out
>>11724086They asked for this but with Rarity.>>11722441
>>11724149Pony is not for eating.
>13 is a perfectly acceptable age to start talking to your child about very real issues.Is it OK to talk to your 13 child about issues of rape, discrimination, the patriarchy, violence and such?
>>11724167OH GOSH I LOVE BINARY TOOL
>>11724146It's not just poniesI've always wanted to draw, but I didn't have the determination I do now when I was younger.
>>11724172Perfect age for brainwashing I guess
>>11724171Tell that to Gilda. She's acquired the taste after certain events.
>>11724172>violenceThere isn't a whole lot you can tell a 13 year old about that>rape>patriarchy>discrimination>
>>11724156>$50>Buying a small dragon dildoHe should spend the money to get me drunk and buy the tabletI only need 1 fifth of cheap vodka
>>11724172>Mfw there are actually 13 year olds having sex.Hit em early. Save a baby.
>>11724171Pony is for eating out
>>11724173I've never use SAI, I'm not very good with it.>>11724105How do you mean? It's not very hard to draw like me.I mainly use MS paint and Fireworks CS3Also fixed the previous picture because I noticed I messed up her eyes.
>>11724172discrimination and maybe violence.but you mentioned partiarcy so you're probably shitposting
something something zebra something right guys
>>11724190>Mfw there are actually 20 year olds not having sex.
>>11724172Your kid is going to figure that out on their own somewhere around five now. Most of you are younger than I am, and had the internet around for most of your lives, but I'll bet around five to ten it still sucked for most of you. How are we even supposed to stop a five year old from accessing the internet?
>>11724147For the next week I have no work to do. I would have from next monday to the tuesday after with no responsibilities. After that, I'd still have 3 days a week to devote solely to learning.
>>11724190>that based Morrison managing to do both versions of Batman in his run
>>11724218GG I like you but seriously fuck off with this
>>11724218GG pls, you're going to upset zebra dick anon, he's probably asleep right now.
>>11724218Quit drawing Zebras. No one likes them
>>11724218GG you made everyone start liking zebras too muchHow do you respond
>>11724220>put a password on the computer>doneThat's assuming they aren't given an iPhone at the age of 4
>>11724219Its not as easy. Girls have standards when they turn 20. Its no more exploration
>>11724218Are you high again?You seen frustrated.
>>11724190>tfw I lsot virginity at 14The only positive side of growing up poor
>>11724199I mean, what do you use, a tablet or a mouse? Paint or photoshop, or what?
>>11724227s-sorrywhat would you like instead>>11724237anon pls do you really think I do drugs
>>11724238>lost virginity to a fat fuck at 14Man it was awkward as fuck
the show is ded
>>11724248I think you should be asleep, GG
>>11724248of course you don't do drugsyou can't afford them
MLPG give me some non pleb bands to put in my pandora
>>11724248I would request Tom again, but you exploded last time
>>11724248Do some demon shimmer jokes. Seriously how is Klondork ahead of you on this?
>>11724235>That's assuming they aren't given an iPhone at the age of 4Tablet / Some kind of google glasses / their television will be hooked up to the internet / their consoles. If they have any handheld they can get into a web browser. So you lock literally everything down in your house, even the microwave and fridge, and then the kid goes to school and his friend shows him all the gore he found on some rotten website
>>11724238>Poor as fuck>Still a virgin
>>11724251I still have hope.
>>11724279Ill be your first anon
>>11724279Maybe you should take a bath sometime and not have your house filled with wild fucking animals
>>11724246Mouse, MS paint, Fireworks CS3.You should really try to emulate someone better, though.
>>11724261Guthrie GovanJason BeckerVinny Moore
>>11724286Can I marry my sofaComfy as fuck
>>11724251Her wings are so pretty though.
>>11724275Never said it wasn't pointless. You can homeschool your children I suppose but trying to "protect" them from the Internet is a wasted effort and if you somehow succeed then it does more harm than good. You can do small things though, for instance I'd block 4chan and leddit on their shit if I had a child now. I don't want one though.
>>11724287No you wont
I guess GG passed out.
>>11724290Some how I read this as wildly fucking animals
>>11724296No problem, Klondike
>>11724293>Jason BeckerI guess it's on topic.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58v7Z95F0wE
>>11724220>>11724235>>11724275>>11724298Protect them? From what?Knowledge is power.
>>11724305Godzilla is a female right?Double unf
>>11724251I don't care that she has wings now, but I wish there was another unicorn to round out the peasants.
>>11724292What exactly is fireworks?
>>11724298I would tell my kids how to use the deep web.
>>11724313Ignorance is strength
>>11724316Who would you choose to be the other unicorn?
>>11724324No, it's not, retard.
>>11724317Adobe Fireworks.It was originally made by Macromedia back when they still owned Flash. It was like photoshop for babies. After Adobe bought Macromedia out they continued the program for some reason or another.You can download a trial of CS3 from their website.
>>11724313Can you use knowledge to overpower someone and rape them?
>>11724317>Adobe Fireworks (formerly Macromedia Fireworks) is a bitmap and vector graphics editor.
>>11724331Cheap 1984 reference. I meant that in the future and even now people are needing to know less and less when they have the information at hand.
>>11724331Greetings from page 0.
>>11724220>>11724235>>11724275>>11724298But seriously, why do you hate fun?I'd give my kid a free access to web.
>>11724219>>Mfw there are actually 20 year olds not having sex.FUCK YOU
>>11724307I was going to mention Marty Friedman's work too, but considering I really only liked his work with Megadeth I didn't bother listing him.He lived in Japan for a while playing god knows what after leaving them.
>tfw never had a girlfriend>tfw never had a boyfriend>tfw will never have a pone
>>11724330That's a tough question. It'd probably be best if they just make a entirely new character. Besides background ponies, the only major secondary characters that happen to be female as well as unicorns are Trixie and Sunset Shimmer.Trixie would be okay, but it'd be a tough fit unless they just completely pull out a reason for the other ponies to hang out with her. They're fans of that so doing that wouldn't be too much of a stretch for DHX. I can't stand Sunset Shimmer. I don't like her design or the EqG taint that she embodies.
>>11724365Reality is so cruel
>>11724343Because Fun isn't always a good thing.Not to sound like a debbie downer but sometimes you need to put aside whats fun and get to work. Its got nothing to do with hating fun. Do you want your kid to get addicted to watching sex and then becoming a rapist for the sake of fun?
pony buildings are very small on the outside
>>11724376No. RD is just fat
>>11724375>Because Fun isn't always a good thing.Stopped reading there.>>>/v/
>>11724376They're made of hammerspace.
>>11724375A little bit of ultraviolence isn't too bad
>>11724365nobody can get pone, but I'm on my good way towards 1 and 2.
>>11724375>Because Fun isn't always a good thing/v/ pls>Do you want your kid to get addicted to watching sex and then becoming a rapist for the sake of fun/tmblr/ pls
>>11724333I read that comment in Discord's voice
>>11724384and what's the time inside them?STOP.
>>11724363>>11724374If you didn't figure it outThe 20 year old is me
>>11724386And watch that krovvy flow real horrorshow, oh my brothers.
>>11724395>not knowing what hammerspace is
>>11724397awww. come on, anon I can give you a trapbutt. You want a trapbutt? shiny trapbutt.
>>11724375>Do you want your kid to get addicted to watching sex and then becoming a rapist for the sake of fun?If this is what they want to do in live and it genuinely makes them happy, I'd let them. No man has right to stop another from living a happy right.
>>11724382>>11724390I didn't say I hated fun. I'm just saying too much of a good thing can be bad.Take ponies for example. I bet you could have had that promotion by now if you didn't spend all your energy into ponies or in my case, having a job period
>>11724400>not knowing it's always hammer time
>>11724405>No man has right to stop another from living a happy right.Truer words have never been spoken. sadly, everyone ignores them.
>>11724401>Implying you live near me>Implying you'd go through with it
>>11724405This coming from someone who doesn't have a child and probably doesn't want one.I hate kids but how I see it, if I end up knocking someone up and raising this shitter, I'm going to have to be investing money into him. He better make something out of himself eventually
>>11724407I have a job and pony too much still
>>11724422no, it'd just be a pic,sorry.I'd do it if I were near you though,anon. I try to cheer people up if I can.
>>11724432>hey I posted it again
>>11724424What if your bastard child becomes a hiki?
>>11724424CHILDREN. ARE. NOT. INVESTMENTS.THEY AREN'T FOR PAYING THEMSELVES OFFHoly shit, how can someone be so intolerant, cynical and dumb?
>>11724438>hikiI have no child
>>11724437Don't respond, it's sparkler./imgur/i/derpiboo.ru/iAny filehosting services I've forgotten?
>>11724268Eh?I've never exploded about that>>11724272>Do some demon shimmer jokes. Seriously how is Klondork ahead of you on this?Because I haven't watched EQG.
>>11724446I don't mean investing into so I can get something later.I'm talking about investing into them so they can get a decent life. With all I sacrifice I can only expect the best.
>>11724396Hey did these guys ever do that big pony porn flash they said they were going to? It's been like forever.
>>11724454GG continue SOME questsPleaseAny quest is good
>>11724450Then get a vasectomy you fucking piece of white trash
>>11724459wait, who are "those guys"?
>tfw want kids>tfw it's the only thing that I'd consider worthwhile in life>tfw even if I somehow had some I'd fuck them up just as much as meI've already failed
>>11724466sponge....something I forget his name
>>11724468don't worry, you'll soon get over with it. I was like you too, then I grew up.
>>11724452>it's sparkler.Are you really that delusional?
Speaking of shit that didn't get finishedhttp://www.dreamvalleygame.com/game/seriously didn't this start at the end of Season 1?
>>11724481Cybersponge I think?
>>11724481yeah that was it thanks anon
>>11724489Here it ishttp://nsfw-comix.com/nsfw376.htm
Pony Crossing will never be finished.
>>11724494"weird stupid doll stuff "something something?
>>11724482>kids these days >they don't know>they don't know>kids these days
>>11724496Are the boops on the show real?
>>11724494Have you ever done any Babsdoll?
>>11724476How it can be not?-Dumb fetishfag-posts shitty pony porn all day in MLPG-edgy
GG'S FETISH LIST v0.1Living dollsSex with dollsSize playDouble PenetrationLipstick
I had an idea for combatting burnout. I have, like, four days until I'll be going on a plane but I have all day to do laundry #notyourpersonalblog ... anyway, here's my ideas for MLPG artists.1. Drawing your favorite pony as a Sphinx or a Seapony2. Drawing the pony you identify with as your favorite pokemon3. Drawing your least favorite pony as a changeling or a monsterWhat do you think?
>Not having any friendsYou're such a loser, Anon
>>11724527Thats why it's v0.1
>>11724525That's not how celestia taught you to act at all you fucking horse
>>11724516Have you ever thought there could be more than one guy like that?
>>11724530Well then, patch when?
>>11724532Doesn't matter, they are all the same people for me.
>>11724520Blue balling others
>>11724525You were a loser too in S1.
>>11724525But I thought we were friends!
>>11724524>DrawingInto the filter it goes!
Why don't you autism about other background characters that aren't ponies? >Not having a spongebob fish waifu
>>11724536Escapism isn't good, anon.
>>11724525Said the horse that had no friends until she was forced to.
>>11724549Neither is horrifying pony porn.
>>11724548I don't autism about background characters that are ponies either.
>>11724553Welcome to MLPG.
>>11724520You're so off
>>11724564This is a safe for work board. Delete your image or I'll have to report you.
>>11724559Welsome. Shake my hand.
>>11724556Why are you even here
Hey GGDo the twins have any pets?Not including ponies
>>11724573no, neither of them is responsible enough to own a pet
>>11724567>This is a safe for work board. Delete your image or I'll have to report you.but anon she's just helping him with a snakebite, look closerEven Dash knows to suck out the poison
Someone please draw boar ponies
>>11724576I SAID BRUSH IT
>>11724582Not even a cat?Those things take care of themselves aside from food.
>>11724585So..by wanting her to go faster, he's actually taunting her because he doesn't want to die?How does that work?
>>11724586Boar ponies? That's kind of weird anon...
>>11724599Draw Twilight as a boarpls
>implying I'm actually BCSI just really cannot imagine them as wild pigs. Twilight's miscasting Transformation magic again, isn't she?
I purposefully sabotage the little happiness I have in my lifeSometimes I lie in bed and imagine I have a pone to cuddle. After I few minutes I imagine how much they'd dislike me if they were real and make a point of how pathetic I am to pretend
>>11724606BOARS ARE NOT PIGSBOARS ARE STRONGBOARS LIVE STRONGERBOARS ARE ACTUALLY CUTEBOARS CAN EASILY BE HOUSE TRAINED
>>11724610sounds like every Tulpa thread ever
>>11724610Don't worry Anon, she still loves you.
>>11724613are you a boar anon?it's okay, we're all friends here
>>11724613Boars also 500ml
>>11724623She'd burn me down or torture me for monts if i ever entered her kingdomand thats what i love her for
>>11724631Why, why do you do that?
>>11724642Because belly bulge
oh great this thread is getting boaring
>>11724639>She'd burn me down or torture me for monts if i ever entered her kingdomNo, she really wouldn't.
>>11724656Fuck off roogna, it's 7 am.
>>11724656Fuck off, Roogna.
>>11724585Stop spreading your lies GG. Snakes have venom, not poison, and sucking out the venom is never recommended. He needs to seek medical attention immediately.
>>11724631Do not fetishize such a noble and majestic creature>>11724627Neat>>11724653Sus an awful joke
I swear, if you guys make boars a thing...
>>11724666don't ruin this for me anon
>>11724669Fine, sows insteadhttp://i.imgur.com/sdVuq8E.jpg
>>11724669but boars are delicious.
>>11724669I don't care about boars, I just want to pony.
>>11724669Boars are incredibly strong and incredibly dangerous, imagine if you had a full-grown Uniboar that has been without a mate in like a month, he'd destroy half of Susquestria
>>11724677I WANT TO PUNCH THAT THING
Also, this is one of the sillier things I've ever doodled>implying I am not a very clever artistic emulator/Xerox copy machine
>>11724682>A sexually frustrated agitated boar comes into Ponyvilleoh god
>>11724677I don't really like that, but the artist seems nice. Google image search is unhelpful, though
>>11724676It's not nice to lie to Dash like that Snails.
HEYI JUST GOT THROUGHSKETCHING DAISYBUT NOW I'M GAMINGSO CALL ME LAZY
>>11724688oh sweet Celestia no
>>11724648>sunbutt>not defending her subjects from shitstains like me
>>11724687That's not a pony, that's a pig.
>>11724655Do you even fatch the show?
>>11724703It's a notponyIs this a pony?
>>11724687This is starting to get kinda fun
>>11724688The first mare he found was leaking for 2 weeks
>>11724706No, that's even less of a pony.
>>11724706welp, guess I'll have to watch the cafeteria song again
>>11724707That's the best one I've seen yet
My Little Boar General:Friendship Is Hunting
>>11724713It's way too damn catchy, in fact, it's the only movie song I even like at all. That dubstep intro was fucking awful though.Speaking of which, did we ever get an HD leak on it yet or will I have to cave in and buy the Blu-Ray?
SO GET UP
>>11724726Fuck you, I'm not doing anything.
I'M GONNA BE MYSELF
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND
>>11724724>did we ever get an HD leak on it yet or will I have to cave in and buy the Blu-Ray?You know an hd rip will be up as soon as the blu ray comes out.
SMILE SMILE SMILE
>>11724744HELPS A FRIEND IN HEAT
>boars >not pigs
>>11724705Yes. Have I missed something in it that would reasonably suggest her burning or torturing anyone?
That's actually pretty cute
STOP SPOILERING YOU DOUBLE SILLIES
>>11724770shit, you win this round10/10 adaptation, would boop on piggy nosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCdP0AFrovw
>>11724750How many people in here will actually buy a copy anyway to have for themselves?I might but I'm not sure yet, I haven't even watched the bootleg version yet.
THE MOST IMPORTANT PONIES IN TOWN WILL COME TO FAWN ON MEEE
>>11724785I'll probably get it on iTunes
>>11724768MAKE ME YOU PINKI FAGGOT.
>>11724786IF I WERE A RICH PONYYABBA DIBBY DIBBY DIBBY DUM
we pigs now?
>>11724785I won't, and I have bought every previous FiM DVD.It had nothing enjoyable for me, I am sorry.
>>11724794THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE A PHONE YOU DUMB HORSE
>>11724793dash, stop hitting the table with your tray.
>>11724784>asking for drawing requests in MLPG.jpg
>>11724793Get out of my fucking head, I JUST capped that
>>11724785>>11724789>Giving hasbro money for this shitYou are terrible people.
>>11724793That's a poor way to cover up your toots, RD.
>>11724804she's fuckin hungry
>>11724793Imagine how much shit we'd give any of our contributors if they drew a human like that.
>>11724814FOR MY PENIS
>>11724808get out of my fucking thread I JUST entered.
>>11724809That's what you said about MLP and Transformers too, isn't it?
>>11724793Why the fuck does the guy in the background actually look like a normal human being?
in b4 shes hungry for fucking
>>11724819you like anthro ponies to chew on yuor chode?
>>11724826she's hungry for the D?
>>11724802I'll cut you if you call my waifu dumb again anon.
>>11724809Yeah that's what's keeping me on the fence, like I said I haven't watched it yet so I don't know how good or bad it is.>>11724789I don't use iTunes, but I have bought FiM dvds in the past.
>>11724825I dunno, Master Troll Sunset Shimmer?
>>11724830I'd do you,if I really had to.
I can't believe any of you are going to buy it.If this thing makes money, that will tell them to make more of it.
>>11724850Well, I never!
>>11724853...But they're already making a comic and a TV series so it doesn't matter if a handful of artists support it or not because of all the Hasbronies and Hasdrones who eat up fandering.
>>11724853Don't worry anon, if we both pirate a few extra copies it will make up for the people paying for it.
>>11724855oh yes you would. Now park that ass here.
>>11724866>hitting on BCS
>>11724794YOU WANNA GO BUDDY?!?
http://forum.idwpublishing.com/viewtopic.php?p=340911#340911Also the IDW forums are REALLY slow today but if you follow this thread, you can see what the forum members think there.
>>11724878I'm a butt? that's fun.
>>11724798ohohohoso has anyone drawn police pone since the last time we complained about there being no police pone art
>>11724878What kind of butt? A pony butt? Am I soft and squishy?
>>11724833>dash>not working for dreamworksShimmy Limmy Wham Bizzy
Why is she so loaded?
>>11724889>implying you're nto already soft and squishyget fit, you fat fuck!
>>11724895She just had sex with a boar.
>>11724866I don't even know who you are.>>11724864Also money from Equestria Girls = Hasbro getting the message people love ponies = more seasons of FiM and MLP comics without a total universal rebootThat's assuming the current writers get their shit together and don't give us a terrible run as the half-season of Season 3 was. I mean, I like the overall progression of it but not some of the individual episodes. It had a lot of low points for me.
>>11724895LOADSA BITS LO-LOADS BITS
>>11724889>Soft and squishy pony butt
>>11724837Your waifu is a dumb slut and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>11724893Dash DOES make that face more than any of the others.But it fits in with her spunky attitude.
>>11724897...night threads are made of crates?
>>11724904I like ponies like this, with human shaped butts.Am I fired from MLPG?
>>11724908She's also ugly and smelly
>>11724918That was stupid, anon.
>>11724918ugh.that's terrible.THIS is a correct representation of a night thread.
>>11724917that's not human shapedthey just look similiar from that angle!
>>11724920What does she smell like?
Daily reminder that she's an uggo waffle.
>>11724926I don't know why we're even doing this, it's morning in the GOOD OLD usa.
>>11724934well she's not That bad. She looks pretty old though.
>>11724934But Anon she's cute. Just look at that adorable short haircut of hers.
>>11724944it's afternoon in yurop
>>11724825because some pony colors look like regular human skin tones. Take AJ and Brad for one.
>>11724902But money from ponies also = Hasbro getting the message people love poniesAnon would be better off spending his money on DVD's of the actual show, or the toys.
>>11723922My father works at Nintendo and he can confirm this.
>>11724934Anon is an Eggo Waffle
>>11724934I didn't know bcs was 40.
>>11724930Coffee, books and dead bodies.
>>11724934*bbarfs into thread*
>>11724966how many people ehre wanted to get a work at an obituary to fuck dead bodies? I know I'm not the only one.
>>11724934That's a really creepy pic.
Beneath the skin, we are already one.Was it not your sin trapped the unicorn? Even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you.
>>11724934I thought BCS was black.
>>11724973>work at an obituary
>>11724982no,that's appledan.>tfw no qt black girlfriend
>>11724982Appledan is blackKlondike is blackCorwin is a halfa
>>11724964That is about the average age of the pre-g4 mlp fandom.
>>11724992I suppose I was the only one.
>>11724994>appledanyou mean perez?
>>11724982Why, because Midna has dark skin?Someone post dark-skinned Twily.
>>11724994>appledan>blackBULLSHITI HEARD HIM TALKHE IS NOT BLACK
>>11724999LK is black.
>>11725007He's mexican or caribbean or something.
>>11725002You still don't get it!An obituary is a newspaper notice that someone has died!You are thinking of a mortuary!
>>11725007I saw him. he's not black black, but he's kind of brown.
>>11725011LK isn't black, he just made a bunch of voice posts.
BCS is in her 20s
>>11725015>another spic shitposterColor me surprised...
this dosent relate to anything but today im going on vacation! but I got up at 6:30. watched a hour long Gumbal 2013 video and wrote a bit of my new story. yeah im going to be tired. but still 3 hours of driving awaits!
>>11725034In her 20sx2
>>11725034good god, she looks 40.
>>11725006This is all I had that wasn't lewd.
heyguyswhat ifBCS cunnilingus?
>>11725045Reported, enjoy your ban.
>>11725022>using "oldfag" non-ironicallyI want summer to leave.
>>11725045she's probably got mold between her flaps.
>>11725045When do you think she washed her vag last time?
>>11725062anon is old, and probably homosexual.What's the problem?
>>11725062>still thinking summerfags exist
>>11725056If you have to "work really hard to enmesh" a philosophy with something, perhaps that should tell you something.
>>11725062Says the person using summer
>>11725050>>11725057>>11725059>>11725069>>11725070>implying it wouldn't be good
>>11725045No. Just No.
Can we talk about something other than BCS?
>>11725080Oh god please BCS, shut up, you're disgusting.
>>11725062It's only just begun. In fact literally today where I live.
>>11725080please bcs stop.
>>11725090Is that haggis?
>>11725085Yes. What story would you like to see for an episode in season 4?Hard mode: Celestia&Luna not allowed.
>>11725089>summer starting 28-06
>>11725094NopeMaggot infested cheese.
>>11725087>>11725092just a little lick?
>>11725099>28th monthIs that febtober or jularch?
I want to make the world's most mary sue pony OC named Manestream.
>>11725111>still being american>1999+14Grow up.
>>11725098Twilight and her friends have a tea party.
>>11725099I meant Summer break from school.
I wish I was a pretty girlI'd be a great housewife
>>11725111>jularch>the month of the archive>we give leth and pineapple a score of virgins every sunday, for the archive to work.
>>11725090remind me again why people eat this and blood sausage?
>>11725141>Archive gets nothingPoor guy
>>11725121Your gonna have a bit of competition.
You guys DO know that moot said on /q/ that posting/new posters have never really seen any kind of rise over the summer months, right? Summerfags are a lie.
“Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever likeif I wanna read then I’ll readand if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuckand if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye.
Which pone's rump would you give a bump?
>>11725156Well, if YOU want to fuck, you'll have to pay someone.
>>11725147I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.You really should read more books though, so have a bookpony.
>>11725153Of course they are, it's just another scapegoat.
>>11725150Archive gets us.Everything we do he gets.These past 3 years are all his.
>>11725156>Hot guy>Eating you outYou might get a selfish one night stand with a hot guyIf you were lucky
>>11725156Don't do that.
>>11725172>archive has been sucking our life for the last 3 years
>>11725172>Archive gets us.Poor Archive
>>11725179you mean a pity fuck.
>>11725179Nah, she wouldn't get that.There are no beer goggles thick enough.
>>11725178That's the best filename I've ever seen.
>>11725148>Implying I'm a trapI'm masculine as fuckI'd just rather do girl things
>>11725161Most of them.
>>11725196oh,you're a fag.
>>11725201That left hand seems a bit lazily drawn.
>>11725201it's good,but anatomy? where is it?
>>11725140i've gone over it a million times in my head and i've realized i'd be the best girlfriend/wife a guy could have, if only i had the proper genitalsi'd be a terrible mother though
>>11725172>All those stupid posts I made before watching even watching the show>mfw finding my trip multiple times on /co/Not good
>>11725201The more I learn about art, the better I get, the more I realize MLPG has verry verrrrry few artists that are really any good at all.
>>11725214>people praising apple
>>11725207The entire torso has always striked me as a much bigger issue. With her sitting bent like that, if she was standing up her torso would be way, way too long.
>>11725214Well, yeah, obviously. If you want to become a master of your craft you wont really have that much time to talk about cartoon ponies all day long.
>>11725219Her bosom is excellent, though.
I wonder how many circles there would be if I had one for every ctrl+Z.
>>11725214Jalm pls go.
the canvas would be pure black
>>11725245Isn't Jalm ded?
>>11725250yes, Jailbait ate him
>>11725254to unf or not to unf, that is the question
>>11725250Probably. He has been getting more and more elitist a while ago and then sort of disappeared. Just like Jailbait.
>>11725254from the crotch down, you mean?
>>11725262>jailbait>elitistBut that isn't true at all?Neither is it for Jalm as far as I can tell, he just has an awful working discipline.
>>11725269people like shitting on people who are better than them.
Would you draw pony on pony?
>>11725264no, just the crotch
>>11725275the fuck am i looking at
>>11725275w-where would you be drawing on her
>>11725275If I could afford her.
>>11725262Wasn't Jailbait making threads a few days ago?
>pones discover Apples cause cancer
>>11725275can I use my penis instead?
>>11725293He also drew one or two pics a few days ago for us.He has never been super active here, no idea why people claim he hats us just because he hasn't showed up today.
>>11725275STOP EATING MY GODDAMN TIPS
>>11725299>Apple has cancer because he discovered ponies
>>11725299>Implying it wouldn't be exactly like tobacco
>W-What do you mean I'll get cancer unless I hug
Here I go.Theres no turning back one I press that button.
>>11725317>Because apples are also addictive.
Fuck you MLPG.
>>11725327Why not get free shipping?
>>11725317The pone world seems to be stuck somewhere between the 16th and mid 20th century.The exact period in time when smoking was normal and completely acceptable.Maybe Apples are a rough equivalent of tobacco.
>>11725327WAAAAIIIIT!!!get the 12 by 9 inch.
>>11725323that's how it works.
>>11725327Don't do it anon.
>>11725327WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS YOU IDIOT, IT'S THE WRONG TABLET
>>11725338>N-No it doesn't, you don't know anything
>>11725305>Has your drawfag shown up today?>--Yes>----Have they drawn anything today?>------Yes>--------Berate them>------No>--------Berate them>--No>----PANIC
>>11725330Fuck you too Pinkie ~
>>11725332Good point>>11725336Not worth $40 more>>11725339Why not?>>11725341Point me to a better one for a similar price and I'll pick it up
>>11725323>Human cuddles will never be proven to be an excellent cancer treatment>You'll never get paid to cuddle sick pones
>>11725349Well, I'll be attending your funeral in an year or so then. should I tell fluttershy to start getting a little detached from you so it hurts less?have a nice...well, whatever remains of your life.
>>11725360anon, you don't event drawwhy are you buying a tabletyou will never be internetfamous
>>11725360>Not worth $40 moreIt totally is, anon.On other brands, the price jump between sizes is in the hundreds.
>>11725367Because I want to draw.>>11725368Is it REALLY that important to have that much space?
>>11725376I guess not... It depends on preference.But it's at least worth 40 bucks, trust me.Considering tablets, and prices.
>>11725376>Is it REALLY that important to have that much space?The thing is that you will have a tiny tablet but most likely a rather big screen, resulting in every tiny stroke being rather huge.Kinda leads to me zooming in like hell all the time which is rather shitty because you dont see the overall pic anymore
Which human has the most welcoming bosom?
>>11725376I have a tiny little tablet and it's a lot more strain on your wrist.
>>11725376then draw on a pad of paperjust because you buy something that "helps" you do something doesn't mean you're going to actually do ityou're like an aspiring novelist who's never actually written anything but buys a brand new macbook as a way of "inspiring" himself
>>11725354>Has your drawfag shown up today?>--No>---Is he the flavour of the month artist?>-----No>-------Pony on.
>>11725275>intuos scumWhere's monoprice pony
>>11725388that redhead chick on mad men
>>11725388Who cares? She isn't a pony.
>>11725392I work 2 days a week and am willing to devote 16 hours of my day to learning.
>>11725392>buys a brand new macbookNot true at all.He is buying the most affordable tablet by FAR, and one that is absolutely perfect for beginners.
>>11725413Easier said than done.
>>11725413>I work 2 days a week you have enough to eat?
>>11725413uh huhyou'll start by spending a couple hours a day "learning" and the rest fucking around on MLPG and vidyasa month from now you won't even be disciplined enough to do 15 minutes a day
>>11725431>humanized nightmare-mode applebloom
>>11725400AppleDan, are you black?Also, which tablet do you have?
>>11725436so true.so goddamn true.
>>11725392That's a terrible analogy.If he's actually serious about learning to draw, $50 for a tablet really isn't that much compared to the costs of art supplies.
>>11725436Don't listen to this anon.People have done what you're planning on doing, and you can too.At the very least try.
>>11725445he's not really black. he's more of a very ugly shade of light brown.
>>11725445Yes, and a monoprice 8x6
>>11725430If I can spend 16 hours a day on MLPG, I can spend 16 hours a day drawing circles for months
Reminder: Cuddling is essential to healthy pony growth and development.
>>11725455see>>11725453you need to get blacker.
>>11725464but i don't have a pony
>>11725434I have plenty.
>>11725471So get one.
>>11725471Get one! I bet there is a bunch of lonely ponies out there that need a cuddle!
>>11725455Did you have any previous drawing experience/schooling?
>>11725457Interesting. How much have you drawn until now?
>>11725484Where can I get one?
>>11725469Maybe I could spend more time in the sun, but I dont think I can get blacker than this.>>1172549110th and 11th grade art classes, but they never taught me much>>11725500>that's the only shade of black in the world ever
>>11725500Who's the broad?
>>11725480You get them from the special pony store.Remember last thursday when they were handing out all those free membership cards?
AppleDan, kill this thing here and now.Take a picture of yourself.All of yourself.
>>11725500That's not even black, that's dipped in goddamn tea
why is it that ponies bring out the worst in a person
>>11724724The cafeteria song was catchy, but ultimately unmemorable. Hell, I can't even remember what's it about. All I remember about it is that the sequence itself was very good and had somewhat decent animation. That's it.
>>11725493That's just the thing, when I was younger I WANTED to draw, but I could barely even get down signing my own name. I gave up trying too soon.I REALLY want to do this though.
>>11725528Oh, is it an "ex girlfriend" the same way that half the videos on xhamster and xvideos are of people's "ex girlfriends"?
>>11725521Anon pls, i don't give up the dick that easy.
>>11725518I do. They had a special on fillies and colts that week. Buy one, get one free.
>>11725537no it's an "ex girlfriend" as if it was a month-long fling long distance.
>>11725533It was about helping Twilight sparkle win the crown.
>>11725457Yeah, I thought that once, too.But waifufagging for 16 hours is way easier than drawing for 16 hours especially since the second thing will kill your wrist
>>11725534So you wait for your tablet doing nothing until it arrives?
>>11725554Why not a naked pony with a puppy on her butt?
>>11725554>on>not innot interested.
>>11725547Daily reminder that these two characters have not nor ever will ever interact on the show.I doubt Rumble will ever appear again.Has he appeared in the comic?
>>11725044post lewd pls
>>11725569Damn itNow I want to see a woman with an adorable puppy hanging out her vag so I can start a Human Marsupial fetish
>>11725562Oh no, I've been trying to get circles down for a while, but I keep getting eggs. I have a pencil and paper to practice on, but isn't a tablet different? Like, resistance wise?
>>11725214No fucking shit. The only reason they're praised is because they draw for MLPG. That's about it.
>>11725575None. Just the show. Its a shame when you consider he has a unique look to it.
>>11725580yes. yes.you're a good man.
My ship of Twilight and Pony Joe will come true one day...It's just so...right...you know?
>>11725583>but isn't a tablet different?A lot. At least mine.With pen and paper you have some friction which helps you get rather straight lines - my tablet has a lot less friction, leading to pretty wiggly lines if I dont draw them with quick strokes.
>>11725555I got that, but I don't even remember any of the lyrics or the beat or anything of it.
>>11725597> The only reason they're praised is because they draw for MLPG.But I also like artists who are on the same level as our drawfags and don't come here. You don't have to be the very best to make appealing art.
>>11725601>not spikexpony joe
>>11725576B-but anon I only have a static IP, what if a mod sees it?
>>11723658In line with>>11723687's AJ idea, you could also have some Dash whirlwinds to avoid. Maybe also Mr. Breezy with a superpowered fan to blow them away or just into other hazards.
>>11725621Post on imgur then
>>11725598yeah, he's basically the closest thing t a trap in fim
>>11725621>what is imgur
>>11725583If you can't draw circles on paper you won't really be able to do it with a tablet.
>>11725615I hate it when artists draw for fun and haven't reached the level of past masters in one year and draw stuff that is anything else but things specifically drawn to cater to my interests and tastes.You just don't have my refined standards when it comes to art.
Stop trying to imagine the texture of zebra testicles under your fingers.Stop stroking your mouse.
>>11725645I'm not doing either of these things anon.You're weird.
>>11725645I wasn't doing that,anon.
>>11725645>On a thinkpad>Now all I can think about is playing with a pones clitT-thanks
AND OF COURSE, RIGHT AFTER I SAY I CAN'T DRAW CIRCLES, I SLOW DOW A LITTLE BIT AND -BAM- DECENT CIRCLES
>>11725640>tfw you know this is bait but also know that people like that exist in here
>>11725669Not everything is bait anon. I'm pretty sure that post was intended as satire.
>>11725677>Not everything is bait
>>11725696I love shiwasu.
How do I get pony to love me?
>>11725704Hold her captive till she develops Stockholm syndrome
>>11725704Be faithful only to her and live in the way she would approve.
>>11725704Have you tried giving her a tasty treat?
>>11725704Buy her a color and give her a treat
>>11725673I don't really know why people don't like brown Twilight. She's cute/unf as hell.
>>11725704same way you get a woman to love you.you don't
>>11725731>liking any version of twilight
>>11725727what color should I buy her?
>>11725735Human =/= wings So liking human Twilight is fine (EG doesn't count)
>>11725741Purple, with a cute floral pattern
>>11725731I really get a boner from brown people, of any kind.
>>11725745twily was shit long before she got her wings
Is it wrong that I would marry Applejack?
>>11725757no, it means you have good taste.
>>11725748Where can I buy colors? I don't know of any places that sell them.
>>11725757No, just means you are a boring person.
>>11725757You'd have to fight tex
>>11725757No, of course not.Can I come to your wedding?
Blog is updatedhttp://lettersfrommlpganonymous.tumblr.com/
>>11725774old fashion duel is in order.
>>11725755How so? She's still the same Twilight.
>>11725770You can pick up a can of color down at Home Depot. Come on Anon this isn't hard, dont you want your pony to love you?
>>11725785That would be hard since mutilple anons want applebutt
>>11725786>refusing to watch season 3 and most of season 2
>>11725785Pistols at dawn?
>>11725757>propagating apple hips in the next generation
>>11725794Time for Changelings!
>>11725787What is pony going to do with the color anyway?
>>11725795>not smuggest horse
>>11725796But I did. So what if she isn't a snarky wizard anymore? She's still the same character.
>>11725806Paint her room of course, doesn't she have a room in your house?
>>11725795>not worst pony
>>11725795>worst princessRanking any main character below a side character is bad enough, but below cadance?
>>11725795I like how transparent she is.
>>11725815No, pony doesn't love me, why would she have a room at my house?
>>11725825Maybe she doesn't love you because you won't let her live in your house with you.
>>11725822Yes, even below Cadence.>>11725824A little too transparent.
>>11725795I kinda agree, she could be so much more than a girly princess in a pink castle. It's not for her.Of course, she's still the best pony.
>>11725831I don't think pony wants to live with me, she has her own house. I need to make her love me so that she will want to live with me.
THIS IS THE BEST PONY AND I LOVE HER
>>11725846>I don't thinkThat's right, you don't think. Pony does want to live with you but you're too blind to see it. She just wants to live a comfy cozy loving life with you but you won't let her.
>>11703351Oh Goddess I ventured into the piss and found this threadand I thought WE were bad!
>>11725862CORRECTTHAT PONY SURE IS GREAT
guys, I think I'm slowly turning normal.
>>11725862Best human, but not best pony.
>>11725862I would LOVE to wake up to something like this.Most likely, I would just grab her and cuddle her as she tries (and fail) to tell me that I am going to be late for work.
>>11725888>Saving my cap with the antsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAD ANONBAD
>>11725862Don't you get tired of being wrong Anon?
>>11725898Then post a better cap.
1. Everyone has different opinions on best pony2. Changelings can transform into any ponyTherefore, changelings are always best pony
what if pony liked you
>>11725910 They can only look like best pony, they will never be as good as the real thing.
>>11725888>liking EG anything
>>11725910Changeling can also always be worst pony.
>>11725870After reading through that thread, I have reached the conclusion that I am not even close to the worst fan at this point...
>>11725913Don't tell me that, tell her. I just hope for your sake she will understand.
what if pone scientists are aware of our existence and are hard at work on a way to contact our dimension
>>11725923Pony could never like me.
I've spent 20 years of my life being a weirdo. I can't just become a normal person. I don't know where to start.does anyone how to behave like a normal person?also pony.
>>11725929>liking a pony's personality>not objectifying your horses
>>11725937they won't reach us within your lifetimethe day after you die, we get our first message from the pone dimensionit's a very faint radio transmission but unmistakably artificial and received simultaneously all over the globeit says*boop*
Why do I even come here? I don't like horse buts at all.
>>11725958Do you like horse faces?
>>11725923No-one likes meI would pass her affection of as some cruel joke or pity and go cry myself to sleep
>>11725947i think normal guys ask women out on these things called "dates" where they get to waste money feeding her for free instead of sitting around masturbating to poniesso weird
>>11725958>doesn't like horse buttsTERRIBLE, BURN HIM AT THE STAKE.
>>11725954why would I objectify pony?
>>11725973...I want to be back to be weird.
>>11725973where would you take pony on date
>>11725987I don't know.
>>11725947>tfw lost all my friends>Don't know how to make new friends>Lie to my family about my friends to make me seem normalI wish I was normalOr content
Have you taken your medicine today, MLPG?
>>11725779OK, I'm an idiot, but I'm actually enjoying these.Why "From MLPG anonymous" in the URL, though?