The night is upon us! Time for batpones!Non-beefed horse: >>11715138
>>11718939Why did you delete mine to post yours?
>>11718908time for best ship
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I LOVE batponies!
Batponies are freaks, stop posting them.
>>11718953Best shiping, you say?
>>11718952I was testing it to see if it was one of us, I noticed the old thread was unmarked. No offense meant.
>>11718957Why not have the steam group there?
>>11718979shipping?More like shitting!
>>11718989>>11718957Yeah, isn't the steam group always listed on the linkboard?
>>11718968I love a cute comic about batpony.
>>11718984WELL I AM SUPER OFFENDEDI'M GONNA GET SO ANGRYI'M GONNA HUFFAND PUFFAND BLOW YOUR PONY DOWN
>>11718908I object
>>11719003Waitaminnit, I'm retarded, it's right there as usual.
>>11719013NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN
>>11718989>>11719003Ummm, I see the steam group listed in "More Link".
>>11719007I haven't watched Ace Ventura movies since I was a kid. I wonder if they are good now that I'm older...
>>11718908>The night is upon us...and with the night, come the nightmares.
aw man, no more plane pones...
>>11719013Pls don'tMy pony can't take many more falls.
>>11719029I have derped. I shall leave now.
>>11719033i still think the first one's a pretty decent comedyhaven't rewatched 2 though
aw shit dems sum batpones
She swallowed hard. Her arm started to go numb, falling asleep. Beads of sweat trickled down her forehead all the way to the base of her hoof which sat hovering above the last cookie. Dash knew that Pinkie said she couldn't eat it, but the challenge was too good to pass up.
stram where?
>still no good pone vidya
>>11719033Einhorn and Finkle was my first introduction to futa
>>11719033They're really not
>>11719007Wouldn't be the first time that something got in someone's hair durring a night pony thread!You know, like seamen!
>>11719035>you'll never play D2 with mlpg
>>11719040It's like Christmas right now.Plane ponies last thread, bat ponies this thread. Fucking wonderful.
>>11719056And there never will beThe End.
>>11719055stram of what?I haven't been in.
>>11719035I would would replay the hell out of Diablo 2 if tehy use ponies.>>11719045Don't be silly! Post derp ponies!
>>11719056U no rike f2p pone on mobire?
>>11719035I've never been a fan of rock, but my friend told me All Nightmare Long is about the hounds of tindalos so I like that song a bit now.
>>11719068Someone call?
>>11719040Write plane erotica in ded horse.
>>11719087Surprised Hasbro hasn't tried getting into the mobage business with MLP. They would get millions easily.
Day 1316/131/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,423 (Running Total: 786,647)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26,183 (Running Total: 3,428,004)I kinda like that all of MLPG's OCs are all so very... open. They are interpreted by everyone differently.By not giving them a definitive even name, and having their personality be ambiguous, it makes it harder for them to be just flat-out bad.Also I just like the whole naming scheme for them all.
>>11719035This makes me want to play d2 so fucking bad nowI gotta go find it
>>11719109Markerita is a very accessorized pony.
>>11719081Either vidya by Dooks, or that guy, probably Dooks, who claims posts ending in zero aren't even.
>>11719103I don't even know how I'd do thatI mean what would a plane pony even get off to?
>canon rd & scootsSay what you want about season 3 but it made it all worth it for me.
>>11719109Leth please stop posting pictures of Marker pony touching youMarker pony is a pure maiden
>>11719083And Hasbro expects to go against Monster High with this?
>>11719125s3 is pretty good
>>11719109I never even thought about her name being ambiguousDo you think she has a real name that she's not telling us?
>>11719109
>>11718949>Vector spaces, Wronskian, projections, injections, Laplance transformationThat was some crazy, but interesting shit. I wish I had a real gift for math, I would have majored in it.
>>11719129But anon, we're just friendssee
>>11719125>favorite filly and favorite pony together>actually a good episodeoh yeah
>>11719109>Name them plainly.Yes.>Boring personality.Wait, what?
>>11719105There is ton of shit Hasbro could make money off but the old man in the top of the ladder is a retarded as a bag of brick and bet it all on fucking EQG.
>>11719109those green high-heels still look stupid
>>11719129>Marker pony is a pure maidenlel
http://i.imgur.com/IlmFMAA.png>tfw xieril will never finish this
>>11719109>kinda like that all of MLPG's OCs are all so very... open.I'll say!Nudge nudgeWink wink
Guess who figured out how to port forward and now can oCThis chika
>>11719131Hasbro is, bigger, better, faster, and stonger then mattell.
>>11719125
Good night.
>>11719168What does that have to do with port forwarding?
>>11719125I bet Dash gives really unreasonably hard noogies, but Scoots tolerates them because she thinks it's some kind of Miyagi-esque test of fortitude.
>>11719168l-lewd
>>11719168>oCwhat is
>>11719109Yeah, stop dying your hair and calling yourself Marker, Leth. We know its you.
>>11719131Maybe they were trying to [get lucky]...
>>11719183well, she doesn't give hard noogies to the ponies she knows wouldn't like them
>>11719163>Gloomy will never give you a kiss on the foreheadand now I'm sad
>>11719176Don't wake up!
>>11719168>Pinkie in pigtails2 cute
Is Pony Tactics anon about?My inbox is empty.
>>11719176He looks like a deer.
>>11719204That would be difficult.
>>11719199dp a shit
>>11719176Night Sbuh!
>>11719176>>11719218
>>11719216pony tactics? what's all this then?
>>11719168Nice.How goes the hospital stuff? Ears doing okay?
>>11719183Poor filly will never realize Dash is a child abusing kidnapper even though everyone else sees it.Dash is like Eddy's older brother where everyone else can see she's scum but Eddy idolizes him.That movie hits in the feels.
>>11719183
>>11719238Looks like this man has his hands foal!
>>11719238>You will never be the fauns protective doe.
>>11719124They were writing it earlier...
WORDS THAT KILL
>>11719266I want to see it again
>I was just wonderin if you wanted to go to the hoedown with me
>>11719273It's faun you idiot...
>>11719281no thanks applejack, i hate you.
>>11719281What's a hoedown Applejacks
>>11719266Yeah, that movie was surprisingly heavy on the feels. That scene where Eddy and Ed fake drown in particular.
>>11719286>faunAre you talking about plants, Anon?
>>11719281>The hoedownBut AJ, why would I want to throw you down the floor.
>>11719281>hoedownSounds saucy
>>11719281Is that where we throw Rarity around?
>>117192102cute4skool
>>11719168WhoaDid Xieril draw those Ponkas? Looks a lot like his style...
>>11719286You don't calf tp be mean about it!
>>11719295well, first you get a hoand then you go down on her
>>11719281I'd rather go to the Hoot'nanny.
>>11718959why would you post that
>>11719309Definitely.I don't there has ever been a more satisfying end to a cartoon series.
well?
>>11719286What would Marker be like drunk?
>>11719352
>>11719277I thought that was just some silliness about a fuel-bartender apprenticedid I miss something?
>>11719216You mean like an actual pone videogame project that's not abandoned?
>>11719352Twilight Sparkle
>>11719006Damn my oma used to song that to me..Right in the feels
>>11719354The witchdyke.
>>11719332Wow Applejack you're going so fast
>>11719352Luna, because nobody wants to sex her.
>>11719352Who is None of them?
what type of shame should we bring today?
>>11719352who is rainbow dash
>>11719372I'm going to need the full pic of that. Female arousal is great.
>>11719344Because
It sure would be nice to suckle a chubby nurse pony's futacock.
>>11719386futa dick
>>11719373I would sex her.
>>11719377Fat shaming
>>11719366I hate it when people make me fap to Derpy
>>11719382Wow anonwow
>>11719352who is rumble
>>11719124just show them something like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzBO0XV6Jps
>>11719352who is every single one of them you sick fuckers
>>11719386Anon, please. Ponies have no need to be aroused.That pony is merely excited because she has received a present.
>>11719352Sweet virginityThat's the life for meTo be pureAlways sureOf my superiority
>>11719386>Female arousal is greatMore like Futa__ arousal
>>11719373>Luna just wouldn't say yes though and that would be the end of it.
>>11719420That lip bite says otherwise.
>>11719415
>>11719419hops pls, will there be that second zebra pic tonight?
>>11719425I like watching ponies fumbling around human inventions
>>11719415Man I'm gla that my low internet speed let me close the tab while the image was 1/4 done loading
>>11719391AppleDan pls
>>11719362An anon was noodling with the idea for one. As far as I know, he's just started.So nothing to get hype for or anything.
>>11718953>>11719053is there a fanfic based on/off this night guard OC? I've seen lots of pics of the day guard with the night guard.
I can't stop laughing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQHpXEgLYrQ
>>11719412This is objectively wrong
>>11719076Can someone post the whole picture of the tavern this is from? I lost it.
>>11719415Bitch, I just screamed at work.
>>11719408alright.
>>11719444I didn't realize it was a gif until after I lost patience with it.
>>11719373this was the first pony image that ever turned me on.
>>11719399>>11719426Even better!
>>11719438WHY DOES THAT RABBIT HAVE TRINITROTOLUENE
>>11719477
>>11719479Acid a shit
>>11719479Who is OC?
>tfw trixie
>>11719464What a bossy little colt.
>>11719479
>>11719434oh yeah i guess i could start on iti have to figure out who's getting dp'd tho.suggestions welcome
>>11719494I has a sad now. She deserves a little better than that. Not much, but a little bit better.
>>11719449Well... not anymore I guess.
>>11719373season 1 luna was good for sex then she became awful
>>11719410Really?
Trixie x Human firstperson fic where
>>11719502>tip slams onto little pone
Do other fandom/cartoon generals eventually devolve into sexualizing the charactesrs? Or are we just really fucked up
>>11719487
I hope they make a spinoff series
>>11719509I think she deserves a hug.
>>11719494Wow, one bit?Sounds like she's really [spoiler[beung taken fora ride!
>>11719534Yes.Every single one.
>>11719479What if that was an actual Jeopardy questionWhat if there was an entire category on the show dedicated to MLPG
>>11719537
>>11719373I would sex with night-horseafter hosing her down first of course
>>11719474speaking of rose it looks like she opened commissions at fukken 4am so i missed a spot.i wanted her to draw my shemale wolf OC
>>11719494damn, i actually feel bad for trix.
>>11719513You're one of the remnants of Lunafags who based her personality on the 2 lines she had in S1 and then assumed she was Fluttershy-esque right?Despicable
>>11719562>you will never delouse Luna and drown her with water
hey what is Poinkie Pies favorite chocolate?Toblepone!
>>11719537An EG CMC spin off at least.Though only for more of DT and SS
>>11719566this is why you're poor, Nanki.
>>11719503femSnailsYour choice
>>11719560Well that's kind of cuteAnd jesus has that guy not improved at all? I like mine better.
>>11719534>weNaw, I prefer just talking cute ponies.Like this ugly pony here. She is a cutie.
>>11719539That's disgusting Anon. She deserves a happy ending.
>>11719584>An EG CMC spin off at leastWhat the fuck am I reading?
>>11719584I can't belive they really went all out with her dancing the chicken.Not that I mind.
>>11719590That cutie's head is like 50% of her body
>>11719463fuck i cant think of a word to use other than unfthe internet has ruined me. i cant remember what i used to say to show arousal before unf became popular
>>11719598Let's not go there. pls.
>friend who thinks their art is crap and beats themselves up because they're not as good as some of the more famous artists and just cannot see that they're a good artistC'mon man, you're not that bad. Everyone's gotta start somewhere, no one ever jumped right out of the gate as a professional know-it-all genius.
http://derpibooru.org/359021>>11719412unf
>>11719494Would you purchase pony like property.
>>11719594the two aren't exactly mutually exclusive
>>11719598I am sure he saying this because the CMC is the only half decent model of the whole crappy movie.
>>11719574What?! I thought those filthy pests died out! Disgusting!
>>11719607You could always just say it's hot.
>>11719601I haven't seen the movie but to be fair that was a joke that originated from the show and not the fandom so fair game.
>>11719621why is this artist so badwhy is he drawing fat yoshis
>>11719606Isn't that true with many ponies?
>>11719622
>>11719634Full please
>>11719594Do you mean by giving her an eggroll?
>>11719635>>11719601>>11719584>Scootaloo agresivley shicken dances toward you
>>11719601Fandom injokes in place of good quality is always fine!
Applejack wants to SLI her nvidia graphics cards. Do you let her?
>>11719461i want to know the answer to this as well
>>11719621http://derpibooru.org/261597
>>11719621that guy keeps making her fatter and fatter
>>11719650>not sweetieim still mad
>>11719584why are the cmc so small here when dt and ss are normal girl size as everyone else
>>11719494I wasn't sure what was going on at first and thought that Trixie and Iron Will were married and had a kid.I think I might like that ship.
>>11719652I forgot where I found it. And posting it would get me banned.Sorry.
>>11719661ohh man, Applejack talking about grpahics cards is just so hot!
>>11719671The cmc are malnourished and their parents abuse them
>>11719634i was thinking about it but decided it wasnt very good
>>11719598I wouldn't mind seeing more of EG CMC since they didn't look as bad as the main 6.>>11719671They aren't.
>>11719621>he drew Pinkie
>>11719691I rather have a CMC spinoff as young mares, not humans.
>>11719661>applejack arguing with Rarity about mac vs. pcwould you take a side or would you eat popcorn and watch with pinkie?
>>11719689No, just Scootaloo. Sweetie is a pampered princess, and eventually discards Scootaloo because her parents don't approve of her hanging around with poor kids.
>>11719691>freshmen at a danceThis wasn't even allowed at my highschool
>>11719725I think that's the norm since you couldn't be allowed at my highschool dance unless you went with a junior/senior.
>>11719661
>>11719514>you will never give Dinky a baby sister or brother.
>inb4 a dl link
Sage for off topic, but did anyone else get into the FFXIV Beta? I got in for Phase 3 and it's starting soon. Wondering if I can go 4.2 with some other MLPG goers
>>11719479I hate the fact I find Acid arousing...
https://derpibooru.org/358454First comment
>>11719738but dinky and derpy aren't related
>>11719745I don't like MMOs
>>11719745>playing a FF>playing a MMO
>>11719738You won't be able to if you keep cumming in THERE.But that bubble-butt is just too nice to pass up.
>>11719745how do I sign up and what are the chances of me getting in?
>>11719691diamond tiara is bending over and 3ft back and she is the same height as the scootaloo in front
>>11719515When you say first person, do you mean narrative? You mean something that's already made?I've said that I'm going to make one, but I don't trust my writing ability yet, and don't know how to specifically write it... but there are some ideas.
>>11719736Then the stigma of taking a freshman date to the prom wouldn't exist
>>11719736So that means that the CMC had dates?
Here's a doodle I started on the other day.
>>11719756That has to be the fedorable post I have ever read
How much wood coulda wood pony chuckl if a wood pony could chuck wood?Zero[spoil;er[theyres too busy chucking dicks!
>>11719799WHOA THERE ART ANONPUT THOSE TORPEDOES AWAY
>>11719799What's she mad at?
>>11719685>And posting it would get me banned
>>11719792it means that they went with their sisters.That doesn't explain DT/SS though.
>>11719788Just wing it.Also who are you?
>>11719785you just google FFXIV beta or something and you'll see the application site up on the first page.chances are higher than usual since the next phase is starting, but after this short phase, it'll go into pure open beta so you'll be able to get in soon no matter what.>>11719777it's ok to not like things anon
>>11719799HotI'd like her better if her calves were a hair thinner
>>11719835Sorry for having a static IP.And I'm too lazy to put it on imgur.
>>11719788like what ideas?
dragon blowjob! woo woo woo!
>>11719833Something laundry-related, I'm sure.
>>11719799>"Hey Anon! Where's the detergent?!"
>>11719835>google it>it's literally the first resulthttp://e621.net/post/show/329839
>>11719839They bribed their way in.
>>11719652>>11719685 Got you guys covered
>>11719799it's unsalvageable
>>11719869>"...Actually, I might just have to burn these clothes - that club was disgusting..."
>>11719869I don't know, was I supposed to pick it up again for the second month straight?It was your turn.
>>11719864no. just no.
>>11719908Just like your shift key.
>>11719900I uh...I honestly don't know how to feel about this
>>11719864He looks hypnotized.
>>11719900vaginas dont work like that
>>11719864Oh, he's developed a taste for flesh already? They grow up so fast.
>>11719799>tfw you will never have the opportunity to be flustered by Vinyl's Euro casualness regarding nudity>tfw she'll never tease you for it, and talk about how it's perfectly normal>tfw you'll never be able to explain that it's not the nudity that makes you nervous, it's just her
>>11719933sick burns brotoo bad your art never has any of that fire in it
>>11719864>getting a blowjob from a baby
>>11719864PANIC
>>11719965*panic*
>>11719952*shrugs* Well you all do say she's "marshmellowy"
>>11719983Panic!
>>11719965Oh shit
>>11719984>>11719988
stop text roleplaying you idiots this isnt facebook
>>11719965Beggars can't be choosers.
>>11719988>>11719984>>11719998PANIC
>>11719900i'd rather these anthro raritits
>>11720022She looks ridiculous.
>>11719984>>11719988It's happening!
>>11719976I can practice, read and get advice, but you'll always be just another asshole.
>>11720017>hello I am a pony>pleased to meet you
>>11719973>you'll never discover she has the same casualness regarding sex when she promptly asks if you want to fuck
>>11719461>>11719662http://www.fimfiction.net/story/76811/a-tryst-at-midnight
>>11719799Tits look kind of wonky, but I dig it.
>>11720022superior tata's
>>11720037Are you okay AAusually one shitposter doesn't set you off
>>11719965Ah, I was wondering when the penis discussion would start.
>>11720022You, my friend, have good tastes and agree with you completely.
>>11720053That's really tough to answer right now. I'm hesitant to do it here because /personal blog
>>11720044muh nigga
>>11720053Even a tower can be brought down by a determined enough ant.I probably would have just stopped replying to the guy wholesale by this point.
>>11720022I'd let that rarity take me cowgirl-style
>>11720043>Have to tell her "No, I have a waifu."
>you will never be elbow deep in pony
>>11720088Ooh, good analogy. Especially since AA is like seven feet tall.
>>11720105>"So, is she into girls, too? We could have a threesome."
>>11719991but she looks like a little girl
>>11720110>And then be sucked all the way in like in The Blob
>>11720117>AA is DD
>>11720118No, You don't understand.She's...
>>11720117Is he? Wow. W have some really tall people in MLPG
>>11720110We'll see about that!
>>11720133AA makes DD look like CC
>>11720083That's okay it happens.Besides, if he really wanted to get at you he'd mention how your handle is still Art Anononly kidding
>>11720126I think the artist was going for a more pony sized rarity while giving her human bits. I blame the furries for this one.
>>11720037it's kind of amazing how reliably i can get anybody to reply to me and me alone by offering a smidgeon of negativity
>>11720131>fisting a goopony is not without hazards>thankfully you were prepared
>>11720117>7ftYikes, 6'2 feels tall in most public places, but 7 is towering anywhere.You have my condolences, I'd love to be that tall.
is this rosshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avvyPqiauew&feature=youtu.be
>>11720137>"So no threesome?"
>>11720049>Vinyl gets multiple scenes>Octavia, Lyra and Bon bon don't even appear>Derpy only shows up in the credits and one 'blink or you'll miss it' shot in the cafeteriaI'm sensing some heavy bias from Hasbro.
>>11720192>She couldn't if she wanted to.
>>11720117>only 5'7"wish I could be tall...
>Go to see Man of Steel>It's showing in a big theatre>Get perfect seat with roomie>See this massive neckbeard waddle into the theatre>Pray to Princess Twily that he doesn't sit in for of of us>He doesn't, he chooses the row behind us>Look to my friend to see my exaltation reflected in her eyes>He sits directly behind us>An overture of labored breathing taints the entire filmI never knew why mouthbreather was thrown around as an insult on 4chanIt was hell, MLPG. True hellDidn't mind the movie thoughNot great but it had a few moments, mostly when sooperman wasn't talking
>>11720215Cheer up, you're a good height to be a "tall" actor.
>>11720195I think they're trying to ween the fandom off Derpy onto Vinyl.
>>11720195Vinyl has been upgraded to Secondary Character per word of Nayuki
>>11720212
>>11720214>"It's not brain surgery, Anon."
>>11720195She's immediately after the main 6 in terms of popularity and representation of merchandise. It's not at all surprising.
>>11719833You.Dammit Anon, you know she does all her laundry at once, you were supposed to get home in two hours so she'd be decent!
>>11720215>tfw>tfw brother is 6'2"
i love you so much
>>11720233I blame the fandom for this shit.How long until she talks in S4?
>>11720268
>>11720268Why don't you take me out anymore?
>>11720268I love you too, Derpy
>>11720150The Cliff Notes of it goes like this;You might remember my dog got sick about six weeks back. What started as some sort of bite turned into an infection, and even after the infection went away, we realized she wasn't getting better.We found out it was lymphoma, and she'd probably had it for a while, but the infection caused it to become more aggressive since it inflamed her lymph nodes so badly.We couldn't afford to treat her, so we just did our best to keep her comfortable, even as she started having breathing problems, and her liver started failing, and eventually she was too weak to even stand up.She just died in her sleep last night.
>>11720268y-you too
>>11720241It would take more than rocket science to get her to a point where she could say 'yes'
>>11720291>"Sheesh. What's this girl, frigid as a glacier?"
>>11720287oh...
>>11720333N-no, just...
>>11719965Not the way I use them
>>11720287Sucks to hear that, Art.
>>11720287Part of the responsibility you accept when you get a dog unfortunately. You know they're probably going to die before you. Sucks man, I went through it too
>>11720287What was the dog's name?
>>11720368Art-Dog
>>11720287Well, not much I say for that, so just remember the good times and imagine she's this happy right now.
>>11720287Damn.My condolences.Losing a pet is never easy, especially when they don't go quickly.
>>11720350>"Just what? C'mon mate, out with it!"
>>11720287>>>/soc/>>>/tumblr/
>>11719656>schliken dances
>>11720287She loved you man. Couldn't have asked for a better owner.
>>11720287Shit, I know how that feels.Had to deal with that with my cat.Putting my aunt into the same category kinda makes this feel odd.
>>117203962/10 got me to reply with an image and irritated me.
>>11720377I laughed
>>11719071THAT CAN BE FIXED
>>11720396
>>11720387>Scratch is Australian nowunf
http://redivdrip.tumblr.com/post/54081881723/dont-do-thatis this redivs stream? the girls voice talking is way too deep to be from the small girl rediv, unless she is a heavy smoker like goggles and bcs
For the past 2 years that I've browsed around here I have never once entered MLPG, I am now complete.Have a marshmallow pone.
>>11720441yup that's red
>>11720460/mlp/ hasn't even been around for 2 years
>>11720359>>11720362>>11720378>>11720404>>11720406Thanks guys. We should probably get back to discussing pony soon.>>11720380We'd been planning to have her put to sleep soon, but she decided to go on her own terms. I'm actually kind of relieved that it's over now - she's not hurting anymore; she went peacefully, and at home. This was probably the best end we could have asked for.>>11720368Gypsy.
>>11720387I'm going out for a walk now. I-I'll be back later.Maybe
>>11720460Have two more
>>11720480>"Well lemme know if you change your mind about that fuck, yeah? Cuz y'know, the offer still stands!"
>>11720287Sucks loosing a pet.No, a pet sounds like gold fish died, you lost a friend, A companion, hell, a friend. Do you think he wants you to mope around about him?
>>11720477We had a cat like that once. She was on her last legs, and we actually told her that if she wanted to go, she could go.That was the last night we saw that cat. Never found the body.But yes, ponies. Colorful equines of a diminutive nature.
>>11720473I didn't say /mlp/ now did I?>Browsed around hereI meant in general, I visit other boards.
>>11720526I said something very similar to that to her the other night.
>>11720545I don't know why this made me laugh. But it did.I think it was the 4.5 inches.
>>11720545>holey moleyEverytime
fancy hats are shit
>>11720574hats are stupid.
>>11720582
>>11720582>insert tf2 joke here
>>11720574Fuck you, fancy hats are great
>>11720591Alrighty
>>11719973>>11720043>Scratch is totally cavalier about nudity and completely comfortable with her own body>You slowly get used to her going topless when it's hot, or walking through the house naked and dripping wet to grab a towel from the laundry room after a shower.>She has no stomach for violence, though, and movies you don't even think are all that violent, she finds totally barbaric.
>>11720589>throwing glasses awaycapitalist scumbag, don't you know how much they're worth?
>>11720605>the tip of the hat was never showngoddamn that was a good cartoon.
>>11720621actually,they did show it sometimes.
>>11720605lowkey pls
Is it wrong if I think EG Luna is much cuter than EG Celestia?
>>11720621
Twilight Sparkle!
>>11720609>she also hates cuddles for some reason
>>11720644no
>>11720644everyone thinks that you idiotcelestia is by far the worst EQG design. EQD had a poll.
>mfw watching the recent Futurama episodesUA is cancelledBut this gets to go onwhat the actual fuck/not pony
>>11720653I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN.
>>11720655IS THAT THE BEST PONY YOU GOT, FAGGOT?
>>11720644No.But it is wrong that you care enough about EqG to have an opinion like this and feel the need to express it.
>>11720621only when the shitty "meghan" writer of the group was incharge.
>Gee anon, do you really think I'm cute with my hair down?
>>11720644>Look them up on GoogleBoth of them are terrible.
>>11720673I don't think a better pony exists anon.
>>11720658>hating cuddlesi can't
>>11719845Just an Anon who thinks his skills might be enough to get a name and write a full story or two.>>11719857Trixie comes to live with Anon who doesn't put up with manipulative bullshit nor shallowness. This forces her into a position where her natural defenses are worthless. Starts to become tsundere, etc etc...
>>11720671
>>11720658Sex is fun and it feels good. Cuddling makes it too serious.She'd rather you just be friends with benefits, and avoid any of the drama and emotional baggage.
>>11720644I thought EqG Luna was an abomination with little resemblance to the pony.
>>11720658>hating cuddles
>>11720679Lyra, you ALWAYS have your hair down.
>>11720696>cuddling is thought of as a more serious relationship step than sex in Equestria
>>11720679>tfw you love girls with long hair>tfw you love when girls wear their hair downStop it Lyra. Just stop it.
>>11720441>he still doesn't know she is fat as fuckI bet you think Hoppip is a girl too.
>>11720696yeah, that's the point. But can you handle having sex with her over and over and not get attached? I know I couldn't.
>>11720696Eh...I can work with that.But that sex had better be mind-blowingly amazing.
>>11720707Goddamnit. And into the headcanon folder it goes.
>>11720717Are you me? Bonus if they have messy and/or wild hair.
>>11720707>>cuddling is thought of as a more serious relationship step than sex in the worldftfy
>>11720717my african-american companion
>>11720665>EQD had a pollHOLD THE PRESSES
>>11720687Do it.
>>11720718but she has posted pictures on tumblr before
>>11720707>sex is more of a customary politeness thing>stallions offer to pound mares in heat as a courtesy>mares help drain stallions whose balls hang lower than usual>it's about as casual as holding a door open or carrying someone's heavy bags
>>11720718>being this retarded
>>11720764>cadanceeww
>>11720655>Switching between tabs>Dimmadale talk>Thought I was still on /v/>Suddenly Twilight Sparkle!>Had to check for a secondI either have a problem, or /v/ is just shit.
>>11720718anon, rediv is a healthy,slim and sexually active woman.I'd do her so hard.hi rediv
>>11720782>or /v/ is just shit.no shit sherlock.
>>11720786>Sexually active SLUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>11720721>"Hey, Anon - I brought this chick back to fool around a little and she thinks you're cute. You wanna get a couple of rubbers and join us?">"Hey, Anon - you ever done E while you fucked before?">"That guy I was with last night says you're pretty cute. Do you swing that way?"
Non-pone fat stuff stream again if anyone's up for it./plasma_snake
>>11720780ponk princess is like her favorite horse, I know, it's tragic but what can you do.
>>11720807YOUR MOOOOOOM
>>11720764Is that Aron from game grumps?
>>11720822I was about to go to bed...
>can't into schedules>always prefer not to plan anything ahead because I hate the feel of being costricted to do something to a certain hour >muh freedumbs>realize that I could learn how to draw, play the guitar, get ripped and many other things, if I just made a schedule>I could even stay on mlpg for a couple hours>realize it's 3 am again>still on mlpgHow does it feel to hate yourself so much?
>>11720819those first two sounded pretty rad.she's on the pill, right? I like going bareback.
>>11720719That's the point.
>>11720822WHOA LK IS PLASMA SNAKESHIT
>>11720822lkhey lkheylkhow's jessy
>>11720786>slim
>>11720863
>>11720859>I like going bareback>with scratchoh you're going to live a short life.
>>11720860W-What kind of point is that?
>>11720877Did he fuck her?
>>11720884I think he's trying to say he couldn't, too.
>>11720887Well he made a promise to but
>>11720855Make some schedules, follow them. Stop jacking off too.
>>11720863>when people dont type the full stream i just right click google the name and the livestream is the first link>this time i get a ton of hyper obesity pornjeezus
>>11720859>"Of course I am. I still won't do it without a rubber, though. It's called a 'precaution," sötnös."
>>11720879Whatever diseases she has would eat through any condom.
>>11720897But I despise being tied to a schedule. It's something that really irks me.
>>11720904>won't cuddle>won't do it without a condom>I think I remember something like this from awhile ago where she didn't like anal either...
>>11720670Oh what?I'll admit I absolutely hated the first episode Futurama had when they came back on with all the iMom shit, where it just seemed like someone had a horrible experience with Apple, but you're saying the recent episode where Fry's stranded on Omnicron Persai 8 was shit?
How would you show your pony that she's a good pony?
>>11720879>You get a contact high
>>11720926>she
>>11720926She'd just let me hold her.I feel alone in my bed if I don't hold one of my pillows
>>11720866I'm fine, how are you dude?
>>11720819>one day she asks you to pick her up from work because the subway's down for repairs or something>show up at the club a little early>it's dark except for the very bright lights and there's loud music>she sees you and waves, though, so you can't just back out and wait outside>you self-consciously and half-heartedly pretend to dance for what feels like hours but was actually like ten minutes>song finally ends, Vinyl gets down from the stage and walks over to you smiling widely>"Hey, you never told me you like clubs? How come you don't come out more often? Maybe then you'll actually get yourself a nice girlfriend, ja? Or fuck buddy, hahaha!"
>>11720926get out of my bed fluttershy i told you to sleep on the floor
>>11720913So do I. Here's what I do. Make a list of things you want to get done during the week. Try to get them done by the end of each day.
>>11720921look, all of this is a moot point. you're not having sex with Scratch so much as you live together and sometimes you accidentally walk in on one another masturbating.
>>11720938I like to do that doI sometimes wonder if it's really for comfort or it's because of some primal emotional need
>Vinyl will never introduce you to Octavia
>>11720940Hey Jessy. Any commissions you working on?This may seem a thinly-veiled approach to asking for a request, but it isn't. Honest.
>>11720938Shit bro, you too?
>>11720947>but your floor is cold and sticky>I miss my pony friends
>>11720951One suits the other, my comrade.
>>11720958>after you walk in on the two of them scissoring
>>11720774Oh fuck this is hot.
>>11720964You can see your pony friends again when they pay the ransom.
>>11720949yeah..."accidentally"...
>>11720948that seems a reasonable thing. I'll do that.
>>11720940can you do more plane pones?
>>11720960Working on these blasted minecraft related ones. I'm not good at making things look "sprite"-ish. Is that a word? I think you know what I mean. They're taking way too long because of the backgrounds, as many people know I'm not very skilled at those.
>>11720958>She's the quiet housemate>You never hear her talk.>most of the time she just locks herself in her room, or she's working/playing concerts>The only thing you hear from her is her cello playing>for the first eight months you're living there, you're not even sure if she speaks English
>>11720926pet her and stroke her mane and scratch her behind the ears
>>11720998>minecraft omissionswhat is hell
>>117209232D Blacktop and Fry and Leela's big fling was shit, T The Terrestrial was okay at best.
>>11720972>while they're still scissoring
http://i.imgur.com/VZtPvyT.gif
>>11721008that. that is.
>>11721007>Come on anon you do that EVERY TIME->-ohh fuck don't stop
>>11721016Actually haven't seen the first two you mentioned.I'll come back with an informed opinion.
>>11721020What is she needing help with?
>>11720970>>11720951Hey guysAre body pillows better for cuddling than regular ones?It's hard to retain suspension of disbelief sometimes with the one I have.I really wish I wasn't in a position to have to ask that question
>>11720998"Pixelated" is the term you're looking for, I think.Though a cubic term might fit as well.
>>11721008I feel terrible that thy're taking so long, but I'm too much of a perfectionist to half-ass the backgrounds. I've had to restart them a few times, but I'm slowly getting the hang of them.>>11721042That's the word. Thanks, bud.
>>11720973>simply being erect in a public place is enough for polite mares to smile at you and wink, pushing their tail to the side>there's no compunction to find a more private place either>afterwards a casual thanks is all that's required as you exchange grins and go on your merry ways
>you will never a punk rocker Gilda>you will never a punk rocker Gilda from Yorkshire who hides her accent from almost everyone she meets because she's sick of people going "OH MY GOD YOU'RE BRITISH THAT'S SO COOL">you will never be taught the correct way to put your foot through an amp
>>11720926By licking and sucking her soft, wrinkly soles
>>11721036She doesn't need help. She's asking if what she's doing is helping Big Mac. Learn to read your porn please.
tell me,anon. If it's so hard to leave mlpg, how's that so many contributors left us?
>>11720987Good luck.
>>11721055They died.
>>11721017>>11720972>implying Octavia/Scratch
>>11721051>to put your foot through an ampthat's because SHIT'S PRICY
>>11721055You didn't suck enough dicks
>>11721041Yes. What you want to do is get one of those pillow coverings as well, I got mine at target. It's called fauxe rabbit fur. It might not help you in disbelief, but it'll make you comfortable.
>>11721053>hooves
>you will never an entire pony
>>11721049Well, good luck. At least you're allowed to use the Binary Tool and line tool for most of it, right? Got to go for accuracy!
>>11721063>Be browsing here and /sp/>See this and think I'm still on /sp/Stop going on boards I go on.
>>11720972>read that as "obama">obama and vinyl scissoring>obama r63 scissoring with ponegood god.
>>11721096I'd rather just have the back end
>>11721063>implying they're more than fuckbuddies>>11721106lel
>>11721041>marche.jpg
>>11721096>you have no trouble finding an eager pony>their head slips in easily, pushing into you as you shudder and groan>their hooves prove troublesome, but soon enough they too slide into you along with the rest of them>all that's left is a tail sticking out of you as you sigh and press your hands into the bulge they make in your body
>>11721071>"BUT THAT'S THE POINT, YOU IDIOT. if you don't go full Keith Moon, you're just a poser, and there's nothing worse to be than a poser."
>>11721001>She's a total prude>She won't even look in your direction when you're not wearing a shirt>She's clearly very annoyed with Vinyl's lack of modesty
>>11721107>not kissing pone
>>11721126wait wait waitwhich hole did they go into?
>>11721134>saving an image macro>no, saving the thumbnailI already won
>>11721127>"Gilda, I barely have the money to pay my rent. I can't break off amps like that. I mean come on,dude."
>>11721001>"So what's her story, anyways?">"Well, I needed someone to split the rent with and she was the hottest one to answer the ad. Wasn't expecting she'd be completely frigid though.">you hear a door slamming shut down the hall>"Why? You like her?">"What? No, I-">"Cuz I think you might wanna bail out on that one.">"I wasn't going to-">"Don't get me wrong, she's got a bangin' bod, but I don't think she's gonna give it up just cuz you're cute. I know. I've tried.">"I don't want her to-!">"I mean if you really think you can pick her lock with that Master Key of yours be my guest, but-">"SCRATCH!"
>>11721101Yup, thank [insert holy deity] for binary. I was having so many problems with the pen tool but after I learned of the majesty that is binary, I'm getting a much nicer result.
>>11721126Unf.
>>11719965How do they work?
>>11721139I left it vague on purpose, anon
>>11721150Thank celestia indeed.
>>11721128>>11721001>>11721149>no sexwhat's the pointjust cut the crap and get to the point
request
>>11721174ziggers
>>11721115I'm not sure what you're referring to but I feel bad because I bet it's making fun of me, isnt't it?You'll think twice about that comment when I'm a wizard about to magic missle your ass!
>>11721164Fucking vaginas,how do they work?
>>11721174tsundere Dash panties
>>11721174pone
>>11721166unf.
>jessy is discussing her commissions>while an ERP is going onI have no idea how you deal with it, jessyit confounds me
>>11721174Flying unicorns
>>11721173>cut the crapanon, I didn't take you for a scat fetishist. that's a little above my range, you'l have to talk to EA.
holy fuck trying to draw gay pone dp is fucking ridiculous ive had to start over on the pose at least 3 times
>>11721173fuck you.
>>11721174twilight sparkle
>>11721195stop being so fucking beta
>>11720217Superman is hard to write for. Most of the time the story is about how he interacts and how the environment reacts.
>>11721148"you don't need money. you just need six strings and the truth. and, y'know, you could set up in my flat. or whatever."
>>11721128>>11721149Well she sounds delightful really.
>>11721096>>11721107>>11721134
>>11721184this motherfucker.
>>11721195please redirect me to said ERP.
>>11721219I'd have killed for a roommate like that. I bet she even cleans up after herself.
>>11721216>"I like your style. so where's th nearest amp store?"
>>11721222it's hilarious that people still insist that he's a villain.
>>11721229>not doing it in any casepeople really are that messy?
>>11721233But he is.
>>11721149>"Alright, alright! Sheesh!">"...">"...You DO like her though. I can tell."
>>11721216"and this does NOT mean we're dating."
>>11718299Alright, I'm back. Gonna start working on this, then might take another.
>>11721237Look at it this way: if I hadn't set boundaries with my roommate in college, the floor would have been covered with dirty laundry. As it was, only his half of the room had random junk on the floor.And yes, people are that slovenly. My own brother just... leaves dishes lying everywhere and only throws away apple cores and the like if he remembers.Fucking artists.
>>11721261>half a pizza three plates two glasses and an empty carton of milk surrounding me right nowUuuuhh... I-it's usually cleaner
>>11721223unf unf rainbow hips unf
>>11721283Eat the rest of that pizza or put it in the fridge. Take those dishes to the kitchen sink. Throw out that milk carton.Now, you disgusting faggot.
Which pony secretly enjoys drinking the brine that olives or pickles are packed in when no one is looking?
>>11721261>not eating apple coreslitterally worse than hitler.
>>11721295That's disgusting
>>11721291y-yes masterunf
>>11721291But it's lateand I'm comfortableDon't mess up my feng shui
>>11721291>mfw my place is messier>mfw I don't give a shit because it's my house and I do what I wantLiving by yourself kicks ass
>>11721295a pony that likes to make me puke, I suppose. That's disgusting.
>>11721255>she's covered in tattoos>except for on her tits>ask her about it once>"nah. i'm savin' it. savin' it for the God of England."who?>"fuckin' Lemmy, man. gonna get his scrawl on my girls."
>>11721295http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdSfDeWQlIItwily
>>11721316>>11721315OHNO
>>11721315Ur not nobody
>>11721324>>11721315YOU'RE NOT THE REAL NOBODY
>>11721318>living in filthI bet you have bugs everywhere. Do you even wash your own dishes?
Morning!
>>11721330Lemmy whatnow?
>>11721316>>11721318Rotting food is a haven for mold, pests, and disease. Do you want to die from plague, or would you rather clean up after yourself?
>>11721360plague,please.
>>11721332Shut up and get that paper work filled out.
>>11721349That episode made me realize just how kawaii Dash can be.
>>11721349>morning dash>afternoon dash>twilight dash
>>11721360>Nor praising nurgle
>>11721342No bugs. It's mostly just bags, papers, and discarded plastic from random stuff. Lots of empty bottles though.
>>11721365>and then anon got the plague and died>police discovered his body a month later, after neighbors complained about the smell
>>11721219>>11721229>you rotate cooking dinner with them>When it's Octavia's turn, you can usually expect something with paprika.
>>11721360My body has grown accustom to it. I've evolved to a higher plane of being from it. I HAVE TRULY BECOME IMMORTAL!!!
>>11721360>>>/1348/But the plates and cups don't have food on them, my dogs licked them.The pizza and milk carton is from today, I'm just going to finish the pizza and toss it tomorrow.
I was suppose to draw with someone but I watched Scarface instead.Now I'm passing the savings on to you! Give me some requests.
>>11721389Haven't they complained about the smell already?
>>11721400I used to live like thatDo yourself a favor and clean up more often
>>11721400>tossing perfectly good pizza instead of putting it in sandwich bags in the fridgeHow do you even survive.
>>11721407scratch/anon/octavia roomates
>>11721407http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTywNvPG9oQ
>>11721372>implying Twidash
>>11721422>saving old pizza
>>11721407Pinkie and a pony of your choice as Abbot and Costello.
>>11721352fuckin' Lemmy.
Holy shit I think the heat melted my brain.It was getting really hot in my room and my laptop fan was working overtime so without thinking I just dumped my water bottle on it.To cool it down.Another $600 down the drain.
>>11721332cutie
>>11721418It's not normally this dirty, I'm usually pretty clean.>>11721422>I'm just going to finish the pizzastep it up anon.
>>11721439Which one is Abbot and which one is Costello?
>>11721422>sandwich bagsnigga I will cut you. the only way to put pizza in the fridge is in the box it came in.>>11721407Cute ponies having tea.
>>11721445No, Anon. You're just retarded.
>>11721455>>11721438>not saving pizza in ziploc bags>not having pizza breakfastYou are my anti-niggas
>>11721445Without sounding mean, I laughed pretty fucking hard.
>>11721453Abbot is the tall one.Costello is the one that goes HAY ABO-O-O-O-O-O-OT
>>11721455If there's only like two or three pieces left, then just save space. It'll be gone by morning, because cold pizza makes excellent breakfast.>>11721453Pinkie's Lou Costello. Twilight would probably be Abbot.
>>11721438>Not enjoying day old pizzaIt's like you don't even enjoy life.
>>11721471>ziploc bags>not tinfoilboxes take up too much room.
>>11721455The protiens in the cheese pick up any flavours of your fridge, put it in the god damn bag.
>>11721471Ziploc bags hold in too much moisture. Makes the crust too soggy, and water beads up on the cheese and toppings.>>11721491>tinfoilAlso acceptable.
>>11721471Would pony save last night's pizza for breakfast?Which ones?
>>11721500That's only if you bag it warm.If it's had time to cool off, then it bags perfectly fine.
>>11721500>>11721491But I'm out of tinfoil
>>11721498>proteinsyou mothercocksucker it's the unsaturated fats that hold onto odors and flavors not the fucking proteinsdo you even food science
>>11721479I know who Abbott and Costello are. I've always loved their work. I mean which one would Pinkie be?>>11721484I suppose Pinkie would be the Costello. He was the silly one. Not sure if Twilight should be Abbott. I mean She'd fit the bill, but I'm sure there could be a better match.
>>11721510Got any plastic wrap? That works too.If you don't have that, then how the devil do you store things in bowls without something to cover them with?
>>11721527if he says he puts a plate on top I'm gonna ragequit this horse
>>11721527...The covers they came with?
>>11721501>what a cute picture and filename i will save this>duplicate entry>turns out i saved it already over a month agowhat the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>11721517>eating unsaturated fatsit's like you enjoy being unfit.
>>11721527I don't use bowls then.Tupperware.
I want to be Fluttershy's panties
>>11721521Well, who else but Twilight to play the "straight man" to Pinkie? I mean, Rarity might work at a stretch, and AJ by stretching further, but there's really no one who really fits Abbot's bill.
>>11721543>giving up flavorit's like you enjoy shit food
>>11721540if it makes you feel better I cropped that picture myself so you saved the exact same version twice with the exact same name
>>11721544wait, why are we talking about tulpa now
>>11721549She doesn't wear any anon
>>11720822aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i read that as "non fat stuff stream"I WAS WRONG I MISREAD THE POST AND NOW MY EYES SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCE
>>11721538No.Fuck that.My brother does that, and he's awful at food.That dumbass tried to microwave spaghetti with a fork in it.
>>11721556if with shit you mean healthy then yes. Yes I do.
>>11721245hmm...Anon trying to get closer to a kuudere Octavia, occasionally helped by Scratch...mite b cute.I'll have to remember this for later.
>>11721570was it a metal fork?
>>11721560>Try to make a tulpa>It's a plastic bowl>Doesn't even talk>I now have an imaginary plastic bowl following me around everywhere
>>11721539>bowls>with coversI'm talking stuff like mixing bowls or cereal bowls. Not tupperware.>>11721544That's lazy and you still have to wash them. Otherwise they get nasty and grow mold.And you can't fit pizza into your standard tupperware container and expect it to retain its shape. It just can't be done unless you're using a large one.
>>11721566>anon I've never thought you could do things like that with your hands...
>>11721580YES
>>11721566Then I want to be her dildoor the mare she keeps down in the basement, blindfolded with a ballgag
>>11721584WHAT HAS GOD WROUGHT
>>11721501d'aww
>>11721554Good point. None of the others would care enough about word play.
>>11721570you need to kill your brother>>11721571see, that's the thing. you can eat whatever you want as long as you fucking burn the calories you consume. the reason amurrca has so many hamplanets is because we still take in calories like we're farmhands but nobody fucking exercises.
>>11721589But we're talking bowl stuff. I just said I bag my pizza.
>>11721574thugdere is best dere
>>11721619>caloriesthat's not how it works,anon.
what if Rob Zombie suddenly entered Equestria?
>>11721591What a retard.That's like microwaving a raw egg and not expecting it to explode.However, if you crack the egg and put it into a microwave-safe container, you can microwave it and it will come out nice and fluffy. Depending on the size of the container you use, you can actually have eggs made to the size of bagels, english muffins, or just your regular old toast. Only takes about I think 15~20 seconds.
>>11721621shut up Gilda
>>11721591I kind of did that onceYears ago when I was having dinner with my family it was leftover night. I decided to heat up some Chinese ribs while everyone was at the table eating other stuff.Now naturally those Chinese spare rib bags are inlined with tinfoil but I didn't know that. The whole inside of the microwave caught fire and I threw a bucket of water into it. No one noticed.
>>11721635Rob Zombie's a pretty cool guy. Think he'd adapt.
>>11721634then explain to me, o wise /fit/ denizen, the ways of not being a fatass.
>>11721574remind me again which one kuudere is?
>>11721621>I stole bitch nigga sempai's wallet. now he'll learn not to fuck with me
>>11721590...unf...
>>11721652here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=318zDNs7vU8
>>11721597I bet she'd She forces you to eat your food out of her mouthShe brings you around her friends letting them do anything with you
>>11721591Microwaving metal that isn't tinfoil isn't bad, it just makes it really hot if you leave it in for too long. Microwaving silverware is no big deal.>>11721407Draw Dash and Pinkie in pajamas enjoying some breakfast pizza
>>11721638huh. didn't know that.
>>11721646I think his favorite pony would be Pinkie.
>>11721655
I'm sorry about this but real estate is quite limited in ponyville
>>11721680Not him but microwaving eggs is pretty easy and not much taste loss. Good for quick breakfast sandwiches
>>11721678Isn't that due to how tin foil is bent, causes electrical currents like a telsa coil?
>>11721638So, what, you just crack it open into a bowl and wave it? Or do you whip it first?
Applejack needs your help
>>11721696>And sometimes it leads to penetrationoh god, please tell me they're at least bi.
>>11721696>you will never penetrate the zebra twins
>>11721716AlrightWhat does she need
>>11721717They are.
>>11721673okay, you gave me a youtube video. good for you. can you tell me how this proposed diet works?
>tfw we're /ck/ nowWe never do this enough.>>11721680And by crack the egg I mean to actually crack it open and put the whites/yolk into the container, and throw away the shell. We have this little plastic bowls that are about two inches in diameter that we get from Chinese restaurants that are the perfect size for english-muffin-eggs.
>>11721717They're male hookers, what do you think?
>>11721721She needs help making dresses.
>>11721716
>>11721723>>11721731Well, you know where to find me.
Time for the daily SMash screenshotYou may resume your ponying
>>11721691ah....that WOULD be pretty cute for Octavia, actually
>>11721716>>11721744
>>11721731They're not hookers. They do not have sex for money.They're sexual predators.
>>11721711I personally break the yolks and stir it up with a fork so that everything's cooking evenly. But I suppose you could leave the yolk unbroken if you want it a little runny.
>>11721729Can we be /ck/?I tried something new this week since we had a bunch of lobster. Baked Lobster bites in escargot dishes with garlic butter and panko on top. They were good.
>>11721728you know how the whole 2000 calories thing also has some fats, proteins carbohydrates and sugar limits? Look closely when you eat. you're probably just exceeding without knowing it. you can eat 500/1000 calories in a day and still gain weight because you're eating wrong, exceeding those limits.Also, download a goddamn book of montignac and study it.
>>11721731one's bisexual. one's straight. no accounting for taste.
>>11721731>They're male hookers, what do you think?They're not hookers
>>11721748Those HIIIIIIIIPPPPPPSSSSS
>>11721746Just pretend they're the guards in the new brae flash
>nighttime mlpg is best mlpg>incidentally, I also have to sleepfuck.see you this morning.
>>11721748>Tried emulating Melee earlier today>Ran at 40 FPS>Constant audio tearingDisappoint.jpg
>>11721780wait, wat. link. now.
>>11721746There's already gay porn of them and everything.
>>11721716>>11721744>>11721756
>>11721746I really want to see Dash in this hatremind me to request it
>>11721771GG draw more gay porn of muschioor even better continue the quest
>>11721766incorrect
>>11721691Which one would your favorite pone be?Pinkie would definitely be Deredere
>>11721791swfcabin.com/swf-files/1372374814.swf
>>11721780>it's outAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW SHITI HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO TOMMORROW
>>11721791http://www.swfcabin.com/swf-files/1372374814.swf
>>11721763You can rarely go wrong with a good lobster. And that actually sounds pretty good.Shit now I'm hungry. Curse the double-edgedness of being /ck/.
>>11721806are they both bi? are they straight? my boner demands an answer, sir.
>>11721790>not just emulating Project M
>>11721796have dash in a scarf instead
>>11721696Prepare your anus.
>>11721820It wasn't really even "good" lobster it was frozen from Costco. The cooking method just really made it.
>>11721817>>11721813I bet Brae could do a five minute edit on those marionetted parts and turn the guards into the zebra twins pretty easily.
>>11721821Both are bi, mua leans slightly towards stallions ehile mti leans slightly towards mares
>>11721826I hope she doesn't catch a pony cold
>>11721821They're both bi. Mua leans slightly more towards stallions and Mti leans slightly more towards mares.
>>11721811Twilight would be...uh...
>>11721821they're both bimti slightly prefers maresmua slightly prefers stallions
>>11721839Well, garlic butter helps too. Still, if I had the escargot dishes I would probably try that.
>>11721696So is Ice Pack/ changeling girl (forget her name) done for?
>>11721853you have made my night. thank you, sir.
>>11721813not that you have it on hand or anything.
>>11721861>>11721853>>11721849#whoaI guess MLPG knows about these guys.
>>11721851I'd give that pony a blanket and some hot soup
>>11721858None of them
>>11721853But they both prefer giving to receiving?
>>11721880yeah, none of them....shit.
>>11721840And heck, maybe throw in a few rhyming lines that pop up.
>>11721876Theres a bit of infatuation going on here.
>>11721887Absolutely
>>11721865Garlic butter makes everything easyBut yeah actually having those exact dishes made it pretty easy too
>>11721871N-noof course notwho would think that
>>11721897yeahthank god it's only for the moment
>>11721887That, and DPhttp://i.imgur.com/lEfuLlY.png
>>11721919It's been this way for a week.
>>11721824>Project MBut why?
>>11721897yeah esp since double penetration is a p big fantasy for me theyre cute zebras too which is a bonus
>Can you just pretend to "walk me?">I want to see what it feels like
>>11721934just like with every flavor of the month
>>11721906If I was more curious, I'd ask for specifics, such as how long you cooked it, what temperature, so on and so forth, but I am unfortunately dead on my feet, so I will regretfully be ducking out.I will have to remember to ask someday, though.
>>11721943Not that you'd ever be able to handle them both at once.
I started drawing this Pinkie and Twilight as Abbott and Costello when I realized it was just them wearing suits.Aaaah
>>11721164the clit doesnt stick out like that
>>11721937WHy not? It's fun as fuck to play.
>>11721956Well just so you know it was really really easy. Just boil the lobster ahead of time and use the oven to heat it up, timing is barely a factor.
>>11721957Never doubt the combination of willingness to please and elasticity.
>>11721958post it
>>11721763Last year about this time I had an assortment of herbs and vegetables growing including my beloved HabanerosI really wish I had time to plant one this year.Having something fresh in my backyard was really convienient.
>>11721966trust rediv, she has seen literally every vagina to know that even ukranian mutants have never had anything similar
>>11721977I'll keep that in mind.
A BEAUTIFUL HEART
>>11721952won't your friends get weird ideas if they see?...fine. fine! just for god's sake quit with the puppy-dog eyes.
>>11721953At least these two are more interesting then crotchy mclargetitsIn my opinion.
FAITHFUL AND STRONG
>>11721986I used to have some Asian maids that grew peppers and herbs in our back yard. They made us some spicy dishes with those.
>>11722007FAITHFUL AND STRONK?
Reminder that if you aren't writing sex, then you aren't writing anything and are just wasting your time
>>11721981Good thing marshmallow ponies are so stretchy.
>>11721967Thought you meant Other M.Does Project M have better performance?
>>11721957where there's a will there's a wayassuming they're similar in size to a medium chance (little ponies, not horses), taking them both could be accomplishable after a few months of training myself
>>11722026fuck you I do want I want
>>11721574>It's her turn to make dinner>"Thanks for cooking tonight - it was delicious.">She nods, and you could swear you see her smile just a little bit.
>>11721983No one wants to see my lopsided circle doodles.
I wonder what the zebra twins looked like as colts.
>>11722038I dopost it
>>11722033>Training myselfMore like they'd be training you.
>>11722026Yeah, because what we really need is more smut.
>>11722033Bon Bon looks tired
>>11722026reminder that who cares?
>>11722038Yes I do
>>11722042Probably about the same, except nailing the foalsitter.
>>11722052she's lost control of her life
>>11722047and that's a bad thing...how?
>>11722048That's what's popular in here, so yes, we do need more smut.
>>11722026>finished working on a plot summary for a story I'd like to write>read this>mfw
>>11722059>not getting called into the principal's office and nailing the principal
this thread has gotten boring to mehow do you guys keep interested in coming here?
would you rather be a Dash or a Fluttershy
>>11721774http://24.media.tumblr.com/8637ebf931e12441b2ba45f4266a98a1/tumblr_moasnh7qXq1rcbqseo1_1280.png
>>11722071I know that feel. Write it anyway.
>>11722071Good. It probably would've sucked and be ignored anyways.
>>11722083Fluttershy.
>>11722074Why not both?
>>11722096>spikefeet>hidden hands
I love pony
>>11722074>implying the principal didn't call them to her office for precisely that reason
>>11722096>Dash_after_April_15th.png
>>11722100you really want some blue pony yelling at you all the time?
>>11722096You're not NewCanvasAnon, his art was notably shittier.
>>11722064I never said it was a bad thing. But they'd keep close tabs on you, and every night they'd be working you harder and harder, eyes gleaming intently as they worked you up slowly to bigger and better things, all the while making barely-restrained, eager comments about the big night when they'd finally be able to take you on together.
>>11722127?
>>11722127what happened on April 14th?
>>11722118Her left hand is on he knee though. I think.
>>11722083I'd rater it be a good ship
>>11722139u-unf...
>>11722140>>11722147Forgotten already, have we?
>>11722071write it anyway, so as soon as I finish something people can not-read our stuff together
>>11722161about what?
>>11722153I'm just going to stop you right there and say that Dash and Rarity have never even had an episode together. They have both had episodes with all the other ponies.
>>11722153why don't you post one, then?
>>11722180>Dash and Rarity have never even had an episode together>what is sonic rainboom?
