Swift and urgent ponies are a necessity.If you do not act quickly, it only leads to later regret.Even ruling the world is nothing more than being fast, don't you think?That is why Wonderbolts are popular.Any old pegasus and foal is capable of acting slowly.If you give them an entire lifetime, even the most limited of cutie marks can produce a masterpiece!But being fast truly is grand.The crawl stroke is grander than the breast stroke or the back stroke.A straight ball is grander than a curve ball or a fork ball.Fast food is grander than a luxury meal.A weekly periodical is grander than a monthly.In short, speed itself is the world's most basic value.And therefore, swift and urgent ponies are a necessity. QED.Previous thread:>>11711278
HOLY FUCK THIS THREAD NEEDS TO SLOW THE FUCK DOWN
>>11715138W-what?
>>11715138
>>11715196p
>>11715138It's a shame then that the Wonderbolts have never done anything useful in all their swift responses.They're just show ponies.
Was there ever a time mlp made you feel something?
>>11715138what
>>11715221not that episode, for sure
>>11715193There was a severe lack of best zebra in season 3
>>11715221>>>11715233The feels felt forced if there were any to be hadThis episode however, they came out of nowhere
>>11715221Had this episode ended right after this scene I would've rated it higher
>>11715245Zebra
>>11715221Yeah, Sister Hooves Social.Only the feels were towards my younger brother because due to the large age difference, my younger sisters and I were never close and probably never will be.
Which pony enjoys books the most?
HEY EA ARE YOU HERE?
>>11715210It already has a p, silly anon.
>>11715221No, Imma stone cold nigga
>>11715221
>>11715284I was going to go grab some food and groceries in a few.What do you want?
>>11715221This made me feel funny in my pants.
>>11715284>>>/unf/
>>11715299Pick me up some milk.
>>11715294
>>11715280Bookest horse!
>>11715221Hell yeah
Gimme pone to draw
>>11715330AJ is illiterate.
>>11715304It made me feel bajamas in my pajamas
>>11715326hahahaha that's grand man, gnight
>>11715326Good night, person. Thanks for the doodles.
>>11715299Pick me up a 12 pack of Surge I need dem carbos.
>>11715326CuteToo many humans though
>>11715280Kicky little legs
>>11715339Twilight SparkleWithout the wings
>>11715339Draw Spike-pony
>>11715339silver spoon looking cute
>>11715339Draw an OC.And by OC I mean Orange Crush pony.
Zebra twins.
Give me a pon that isn't rarity.
>>11715339Lightning Dust!
>>11715339Spike riding on Luna's back, because Spike will never fly.
>>11715294pious pony
>>11715353true fact: Ponies in clothes are sexier
>>11715356>TFW no kicky little legs general
>>11715384Jackie Chan- I mean Sweetie Belle.
>>11715384younger Rarity
>>11715384rarity
>pone will never let you sit on her and fly you up to see fireworks on 4th of July
>>11715384princess platinum
>>11715394cuter too
>>11715404That sounds extremely dangerous.What if pony(or you) is burned?
>>11715404I don't think pony could support humanyou'd need a few strong ones at least
>>11715404CELESTIA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ASS?
>>11715324why is old spongebob so fucking good?
>>11715299Friends visited me and I missed your response. Go do your thing and check your thread when you get back.Also, pick me up some baby wipes, condoms, and water based lubricants.
>>11715384Soarin
>>11715422Writers actually gave half a shit.
>>11715422Because the characters drove the plots, and not the other way around.
>>11715384rarity as princess platinium
>>11715417Surely Celestia with her large wings could produce enough force to fly steadily, even with an extra 160lbs?
>>11715400>>11715402I will end you.>>11715399I'll try!>>11715408Who's that one?
>>11715294>Fluttershy will never invite you into her bedroom to show you something>You're expecting a pathetic attempt at seducing you or she really just wants to show you her bunnies or something>You get this instead>You'll never have a shy but sensual waifu
>>11715404What if you let pony sit on you and flew pony up to see fireworks?
>>11715355I'm still looping the cafeteria song, I WANT to draw humens
>>11715422Stephen Hillenburg and Derek Drymon.
>>11715384Rarit- DAMMIT
>>11715451>Who's that one?the pony Rarity played as in Heath Warming Eve
>>11715221The tearful reunion after Luna is restored.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCW9eNXfaWo
>>11715448Oh well Celestia sure, but regular pegasus probably not. Hard to say exactly though since it only took 2 to fly Twilight on that chariot but it could have been magic.>>11715456I can't get through that song, dunno what you guys see in it
>>11715394http://pbskids.org/arthur/games/factsopinions/
MLPG,S4 what characters do you hope they revisit, Episode plots come up, introduced villians/heros, etc etc.
>>11715330How do they stand when they are leaned over like that with their two front hooves not on the ground?
>>11715507I kinda hope the EQG's find a way through the portal and end up having fun with their counterparts, while being awkward doing pony stuff.
>just watched one of the newer episodes of simpsons>sideshow bob still trying to kill bartFuck I really do want pone but if it goes the same way as simpsons i think they should just end the show on a high note.
>>11715507Sapphire Shores.
>>11715507Celestia and Luna episode, I hope to see Iron Will(even just a cameo) again sometime.AlsoApart from those, I'd rather just have new characters introduced. Keeps things fresh.
>>11715507Smooze.
>>11715507Zecora, Stephen Magnet, Cloud Chaser and Flitter, RumbleSome new deer characters would be cool, they were even planning on having some but the idea got scrapped
>>11715507i have given up all hope and expectations for mlp, i will just eat whatever hasbro serves. it is impossible for me to be any more disappointed.
>>11715533>we will never get a slice of life episode with Celestia and Luna
>>11715507Gilda
>>11715513big butts
Who is the unfest pony, MLPG?
>>11715559
>>11715535BOW BOW BOW
>>11715559Me
>>11715559Cadence
>>11715513they have really good balance
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HATS AND SHIT
>Fucking horses will never become a common thing to do
>>11715559___spike
>>11715581
>>11715513It's part of their pony magic.It also lets them reverse joints.>>11715535>>11715566It's what I'd choose.
>>11715559The pony you love.
>>11715585
>>11715545go away pedo
Why is she so purple /co/?
Oh, I hope anon lets me sleep in the bed tonight.
>>11715591I'm surprised nobody has made a loop of the first few frames where she is just wiggling with that look on her face.
>>11715591would you pucker up to pinkie's pucker
>>11715617I'll try
>>11715616Not until you speaks English properly.
>>11715605
>>117156054 of those characters are adults, anon.
>>11715614IS THAT A TRILOBITE?
>>11715614Too much melanin.
>>11715616okay
>>11715585You call that a presenting face? THIS is a presenting face.
>>11715559>unfestStop that.Pony is not for sexual.
>>11715624>No Duck Face.#Unbeef
>>11715624>Pinkie Pie spent a lot of time and money in a photo booth>Alone
>>11715634/tv/ pls
>>11715650I'm going to need the full image.
>>11715616I'm not particularly fond of Fluttershy, but assuming there was just the one bed I don't see why we wouldn't just share
>>11715662There's a ripped series.What was she doing in those pictures?
>>11715668http://i.imgur.com/Sfsniu9.jpg
>>11715658but girls are
>>11715692...the face makes it.
>>11715559I am, most certainly.Well, if I was a pony
>>11715693No. Girls are not for sexual, anon.
>>11715692I threw up a little
>>11715692
>>11715668>>11715692I don't think I've ever seen some one ask for the full picture of something cropped here and ever been glad that he asked. Literally.
>>11715707>I'm going to force you to fuck me and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>11715693Remember when these characters were vibrant and explored a variety of interests and werent just cheerleaders for a human highschool or the cystal empire?
>>11715658Pony is absolutely for sexual.
>>11715692is she already pregnant with anon's child?
>>11715289http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU
>>11715727they still are, anon. They just have new part time jobs.
>>11715731Even the little ones?
>>11715692Not quite hoihoiBut close
>>11715724>princess presents herself to you>say no>get thrown in the dungeon>get raped anyway
>>11715749ESPECIALLY the little ones
>>11715749ESPECIALLY
>>11715756>emissaries to equestria have to spend a night with celestia
>>11715748Which pony would work as a temp at Gizmonic institute?
>>11715764http://i.imgur.com/HGKpb98.png
>>11715756>Not feeling a pressure on your back as you are pushed towards her with your magic.>She says implying you had a choice.
hey mlpgjust poping in to see if there's any feedback for last night's reading of Fallout EquestriaAlso how about a jokeRarity sure is a cultured pony.>How cultured is she?Rarity is so cultured that her teats are full of yogurt!
>>11715764>>11715770What if they said they weren't for sexual.
>>11715749yes
>>11715755Nyah?
Which pony fanartist would you want to draw an issue of of the comics?
>>11715797rose
>>11715797hoihoinezumi
>>11715789Everytime.
>>11715790Kids don't know what they want.
>>11715797Ross.
>>11715617I tired but they're aren't that many frames to work with
>>11715797ross
>>11715784Oh my dear.Is Sweetie going to be okay?
>>11715797DAFTYKINS
>>11715795That is actually cute.
>>11715823THIS
>>11715817>I tiredI guess I'm more tried than I thought
>>11715797Rose, Xieril, Bunditos, Kevin with his cute style.
>>11715813>You will never get fanart.>Or hate fanart.
>>11715797venom2204
>>11715782Temping's great, man! Flexible hours...
>rose taking commissions>debating getting another done from her
>>11715845If I were a pony in ponyville I'd great my neighbors like this every morning
>>11715784>rape
>>11715417Rainbow Dash could lift 4 ponies in the Sonic Rainboom easily. Even if she is stronger than the average, an average pony could be able to lift circa 180 pounds.
>>117158393 out of 4 ain't bad, at least.
>>11715745How about [this]?
>>11715693UNFthat is a very good shot. can't wait for the dvd
>>11715797Japanon, or Apple.
>>11715854>Not greeting them by shoving your ass out the window and farting.
>>11715742
>>11715810I would would like to read an official comic illustrated by thrn
>>11715856Well technically speaking she wasn't lifting themShe was using her momentum to carry them for a short distance
>>11715816>>11715819hehe, its funny because of how unrealistic this is.
APPLEJACK
>>11715823That'd be cool as long as he wasn't writing it too.
First con of the season tomorrow. Who's ready?
>>11715797LK. Bonus points if they actually let him layer on the dark stuff.
>>11715854If I was your neighbor in Ponyville I'd throw a potted plant at you if you pulled this shit on weekend mornings
>>11715890>again?
>>11715895really?What con?
>>11715785>it's disgusting>can't stop bonering>it feels so good>hate yourself for it
Didn't we have season 3 previews this time last year?Where are all the season 4 news?
FLUTTERSHY
>>11715905Come on anon, I just want to celebrate being a pony Don't you want to be a good neighbor?
>>11715797Apple, Tex, Ciircuit, or Glancojusticar
>>11715895Do we have someone respectable there to take pictures of the pastamancers?
>>11715912Why is it disgusting?
>>11715915Ded 2014
>>11715888>They just put it in the middle of the comic.>At one of the dramatic moments.>It's like a screamer pic in the form of a comic.
>>11715884Celestia sure is a real thoroughbredBecause she's thoroughly bred!
>>11715905woah, harsh
>>11715896>not inflation stuff
>>11715890howdy howdy howdy!
>>11715915No I don't think so. They are usually not until a few months before the air date I think.
>>11715915This hiatus is considerably longer, and SDCC is where we'll likely get the first bit of news and that's not for a while.
>>11715920>>11715931Pony or not I want to sleep in
>>11715817>cover the bottom half the the gif with my hand>suddenly becomes a lot more lewd
What if you waifu wanted to sexually you as a child?
>>11715920I guess it's not a wonderful time in the neighborhood for that guy...
>>11715927why is RCH so perfect?
>>11715946I would grab the CMC and wake you up every morning
>>11715958Like, turn me into a child and have sex with me?
>>11715823
>>11715920Anon. Look down. Those aren't hooves.Those are fingers.You don't even have a tail.You're not a pony.
>>11715910Fiesta Equestria in Texas.
>>11715966>Not a single cockadoodle doo from Scootaloo.AGAIN!
>>11715890>you'll never bask in that warm light of a job well done.
>>11715966I would shove the three of them in a pillow case and beat you to death with them. I work for a living, I do not need this bullshit
>>11715981>in Texas>could go
>>11715969Wait... isn't that from Kamen Rider Decade? Or one of those series?
>>11715980This is a hypothetical situation anon jeezpay attention
>>11715967Yeah like you'd be in there in Equestria as a stallion with your waifu, then using magic or a potion, reduces how old you are until you're just a little pony. Half her size. Then sexes you.
>>11715893Are you kidding? It would be glorious.
>>11715967something like thatyou meet your waifu at their current age as a child
>>11715981>Tex could go.
>>11715936Pretty sure that stuff was just a phase
>>11716006Why would I be a stallion?
>>11715989But you'd have a pony job in Equestria and you would be less miserable.Like how Fry got a new job when he went to the future
>>11716009That isnt Daftys fault, he just chose a poor character for his masterful fanfiction
>>11716013
>>11715987>a job well doneYou mean successfully planting all those tiny seeds?
>>11716025>your waifu
>>11716026Are you saying long hours and stressful conditions would sudden'y wear on me less if I was a pony/lived in Ponyville?
>>11716043>not wanting shota x mare
>>11716026There's no shortage of shitty jobs in Equestria
>>11716031Griffy is a well written and emotionally ranged character.
>>11716043My waifu's a stallion?
>>11716039I like you.
>>11715962Because googly eyes are the tears of the baby Jesus.
>>11715981>tfw could go>tfw want to go>tfw no money
>>11716037
If we get to Equestria, can we wear weird hats and clothes and claim it's apart of our "pro-human culture" and have a human only club.Then we'd take twilight (the most progressive pony) and paint her with tribal paint,preen her wings and chant Midnight City by M83.Then we take turns fucking her
>>11716057>>>11716063She is now. There's a spell for that too.
>>11716050I guess that would be up to youFluttershy seemingly doesn't have a job and she seems fine
>>11716061Griffy is a fagnose
>>11716026What if my job was to milk ponies?
>>11715987I really like this pictureIt's got that whole less in more thing going for it
>>11716084>>11716026>>11716060MLPG if you could have a job in Ponyville, what would it be?
>>11716068Thanks. Maybe we'll both get to plant seeds with her someday.
>>11716099ponies don't need to be milked
>>11716061Didn't the original artist get really pissed about this shit?
>>11716078I...I... I'm ok with this
>>11716091
>>11716091No, he is a hard working athlete.
>>11716100Syoeeb really improved.
>>11716104photographer
>>11716078I still can't believe that they let this slip in the show.
>>11715784This is really good. Where is she, anyway?
>>11716009No, I am not kidding. He's unfunny as fuck.
>>11716104WEATHER PATROL/SQUAD
>>11716112Wesdaman?That was half the fun
>>11716138I guess you just can't understand humor, you plebeian.
>>11716111Thats a lie
>>11716145I hope someone has caps.
>>11716140This. Much better than shitty weather factory work
>>11716105
>>11716111I don't need to be cuddled, eitherDoesnt mean it shouldnt happen
>>11715797surprised no one's mentioned equestria prevails
PINKIE PIE
>>11716174>No one gets this reference >tasteful crossovers and other /co/ jokes are dead
>>11716115Read Cup Cake's mouth.Fuck me...
>>11716104I would *like* to perform in canterlot, but short of that slim dream I'd probably do some back breaking physical labour to eke an existence.
>>11716200everybody has seen the simpsons anon
RAINBOW DASH
>>11716185Fine, milk and cuddles for all
RARITY
>>11716211REBNO DES
>>11716200I'd be surprised if most people here didn't get the reference...
I can't stop listening to the Cafeteria Song please send help
>>11716201link? please :D
IS THE ANAL ON THE SHOW REAL?
Give me three reasons not to cuddle Pinkie Pie
TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>11716200>>11716210>old man yells at cloudyou're not special snowflake for remembering old simpsons you will be in about 30 years though
>>11716219
>>11715823He's dead Anon. He's gone forever and then some. Dead I tell you. Dead.
>>11716229a) She doesn't want you to cuddle herb) She's busyc) I'm cuddling her
>>11716243Why is Pinkie in the clouds?
>>11716080This is why you're not allowed in Equestria
>>11716262Obviously Dash is spending the night at Pinkie's and brought her cloud blankie.
PURPLE
>>11716250VICIOUS LIEI seen him lately.He even drew this like a few weeks ago.Maybe. I think.WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YxhceMsDweQ
>>11715797Equestria prevails
>>11716304bad redivbad
>>11716304Rediv stop showing us home videos.
>>11716297>filenameMore like destroyer of shows!
>>11716237http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vj8iMe5Mdg
>>11716297That pony is awfully purple.
>>11716262
season 4 is cancelledeveryone go home and go to bed
What if boku no pony?
>>11716297>still haven't changed filename to "...destroyer of shows"
>>11716330Where's the rest?>can't post the image because the piss has ithttp://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1372385241956.jpg
>>11716300>WHAT DO YOU KNOW?I know that he's becoming a tank fanatic for no apparent reason.
>>11716331Do you know any ponies who are dark blue?Or perhaps a purple dragon?
>>11716368With Rumble, Pip and Featherweight?
>>11716368Like last night? _No
>>11716368What does that mean?
>>11716381http://youtu.be/NpOj2BwimrM
>>11716330i couldn't understand what the fuck you were saying until i saw >>11716388
>>11716412yeah but you stole it from me firstadmit it, you're worse than carlos mencia
>>11716388http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ujiUpWw7o
>>11716435
>>11716401Sure.
>>11716435what computer wizardry are you using to do these?
>>11716451If I had to guess, maybe Audacity?
>>11716451A microphone and a sound recorder?
pony pony pony
Why did Rainbow Dash beat up Pinkie Pie in the kitchen?because she used a Dash of salt!
>>11716391>no apparent reason
>>11716473http://youtu.be/NpOj2BwimrM
>>11716401I never understood how so many people have sexual attractions toward these colt
>>11716441http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oX1a7pBXEC
This kills the horse.It's been an honour.
>>11716538
>>11716538post the original
>>11716548uhWhat do you think is the best way to hug a pony?With them standing on the ground and you hugging up against their chest or with them hugging you back?
>You will never have wing boners
>>11716482None of that trio are particularly ugly in any way. 2 of them are pretty darn cute. Not sure about sexually though.
>>11716562
>>11716330>>11716435>>11716483rediv, is that you?
>>11715138>Fast food is grander than a luxury meal.
>>11716473That was flatter than a week old soda in a hot car.
>>11716538>>11716600>you've got to be squidding me dot png
>>11716588Pony should hug you back.
>>11716589I have penis boners
>>11716589Was Twilight usually a back sleeper?I think sleeping on your wing has to suuuck.Wake up with your wing asleep because you slept on it...
>>11716589>tfw your gf wakes you up in the morning by poking you with her penis
>>11716616THAT was falter then Rainbow Dashsince she is a 2 dimensional Flash animationwith no tits
>>11716615what a cute lil' chubster.I'd give her a handful of oats and a pat on the head.
>>11716646she's still got a sweet pony belly though
>>11716646
>>11716589god damn it why did they have to turn Twilight into a fucking princess? I hope someone rips off her wings in S4.
>>11716615What a suspicious little butterball.
>>11716602no.....
>>11716602I bet it's that guy from the steam chat who uses the voice mod
>>11715188>>11715232>>11716615The grand reveal: it's from the ramblings of Monobear.
>>11716671It's just tiarawhy screwing around with voice bits from his voice actors.
I guess GG was in a bad mood when we asked for more Gay Tom
>>11716667She is wondering why you are shaking the boxes of cookies before you buy them from her.And then weigh them and compare the scale to the box.
>>11716396Dark blue ponies? Nope, not aware of any.
>>11716483http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mLn7TI3TFj
>>11716687Well really that's some shitty voice work then
>>11716686TOO SLOW
>>11716330>>11716483>>11716700JESSY PLEASE
>>11716689>Gay TomWho?
>>11716686>flying into a bookshelfWhat did he get distracted by her butt or something.
>>11716696Oh shoot, how about a purple dragon?
>>11716725Nah.He saw all the colt porn mags she has.
>>11716719That's a mollusk, though
>>11716723One of his quest charactershttp://i.imgur.com/znWl7Ye.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/n2WmgRE.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/u2yS230.png
>>11716734>they're all completely glued shut
>>11716730not ringing any bells.
>>11716722http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a6d8WCn2XH
>>11716696I like dark blue ponies.>>11716714Can you teach me how to fast? I'm weak in fastness and speed and sprinting and passion and courage and fearlessness and annoyance and everything else---!
Have you all read or at least heard of Xenophilia?Shit's a fucking masterpiece, yo. One of the better stories I've ever read on that site. Once you sift through all the shit you find some real gems in there.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27874/xenophiliaDon't know how popular it was when it first came out. I just found it yesterday so.
>>11716734I thought Dash only picked up cute fillies.
>>11716759Nice voice.
>>11716765>yo
>>11716773
>>11716663stop being so mad brony
>>11716735It's both
>>11716660Tummy rubbins is an asshole
>>11716760You're 2FAST5MEseriously, you mark extremely quick.
>>11716780What's the problem, yo.
>>11716760First you go fast, and then you stay fast
>>11716797>dashfags
>>11716785
>>11716307
>>11716800What happens when you go as fast as you can?
>>11716797You
>>11716765It's very popular. I've read it, wasn't too happy with the main character for most of the story. He improved later on, but most of the time he was a complete doormat with a pretty neutral personality outside chapter 1 and the reaction to Celestia's presence.Overall, it was good, though. I prefer Gentleman for Mares (though it is still incomplete).
>>11716816She goes faster.
>>11716805>>11716818Shh, sh, there's no need for tears, niggas.
>>11716774http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xz29LUXMSk
>>11716760If you want to fast, try straferunning.
>>11716812Anyone here can loop this .gif to make the second running filly be running by herself a little longer?
I'll get this zebra twins pic after a game, could I get one more pic of their cutie marks?
>>11716816YOU GO FASTER
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1h7afc/i_am_weird_al_yankovic_ask_me_anything/
>>11716848
>>11716823Never heard of Gentleman for Mares.His character was a little flat, but the way it was all written and how he actually included possible differences between human and pony society was great.
>>11716848it's just two horsecocks
Rumble insists that he is for sexual. What do you do?
>>11716863No it isn't.
>>11716832>>11716850What happens when you go so fast that you outspeed the concept of speed, immediately becoming inert?
>>11716838Very effeminate. You practicing voice acting? What else can you do?
>>11716859Close, those look like there's more to them.
>>11716872Ask him to demonstrate what he means.
>>11716863Sugar cane, if I recall correctly.
>>11716875Rainbow Dash did this once.She ran into the Flash.
>>11716875THE WONDERBOLTS!
>>11715446>>11716700http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j6V29ESPzj
>>11716880GG hasn't made any images with full cutie marks
>>11716872dare him to prove it and see what he does.
>>11716900Ow my ears.
>>11716903Okey-doke.
sex with Harley Quinn
>>11716900MY LEGS
>>11716903Samoa is so cute, I want to hug her so much and I dont even like smelly zebras
>tfw getting a huge crush on someone from MLPGwhy this
>>11716900holy fuck that hurt
>>11716903Er, CLOSE UPS any way
>>11716922C'MON BABY DON'T YOU WANT TO REV YOUR HARLEY?
>>11716928Who?
>>11716927She is PRETTY DAMN CUTE, but Berry Munch is at the top.
>>11716879Nope, never thought about doing voice acting or anything. It's just something I can do.
>>11716922But that's not Harley Quinn! That's just Pinkie Pie in disguise!I'm starting to think you're robin' me!
>>11716920Flat. If I fucked it, your bony hips would impale me if I started pounding you hard.
>>11716928the fuckit's me, isn't it
>>11716947you
>>11716961
>>11716931>>11716915Yea... probably should check through sound levels before.
RESHIRAAAAAAAAAM~
>>11716928>tfw people say they really like my voice
>>11716900>>11716838Tiarawhy? You can do a Shy voice?
KISS ME YOU FOOL
>>11716999Are you a pony?
>>11716994The second one is me, not him. Do I really sound like fluttershy?
>>11716994Nah not me, it's one of my vas.
>>11716903>Samoa is getting real tired of their bullshit.>They tried this when the question of price came around.>A half hour of rhyming, answering their own sentences, driving it to the ground.>She finally relented, offered a deal if they went for the bundle.>Her hooves covered her head as she heard the wagon of cookies away trumble.
Daily reminder.
>Not liking your pone as a crab person
What if your ponimouto went into heat for the first time and started winking at you?
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
>>11716900AW OW OW MY EARS YOU FUCKNUT
>>11716999How about no.
>>11717043>FUCKNUTlewd
>>11717024>wagon of cookies away trumble.wat
>>11716959Oh
>people who like to post the same shit everytime they join a thread
>>11716928WhatWhyNo one in MLPG is good looking
>>11717025Her friend is pretty cute, too.
>>11717036>You groan softly as the foal lets out a small squirt of excitement onto your aching glans.
>>11717055FUCK YOU, SHAKESPEARE WOULD HAVE ALLOWED IT!GOD
I just had a dream that I killed Gummy.Why did that even happen?
>>11717057He doesn't know what he's talking about.Dash has a firm, athletic butt.
>>11717057i hate this pictureis OOC
>>11717060I actually go out of my way to look at pictures I haven't used in a while
>>11716928That feelI still crush on a few pretty hard
>>11717070But trumble isn't a word.
>>11717060Is he okay
>>11717060You know what's worse? People who whine about it.
>>11717071Subconsciously you want to destroy him so you can have Pinkie all to yourself
>>11717075OOC?
>>11717078Which ones
>>11717093out of character
>>11717083I PANICKED!
>>11717085wait i didnt post this
>>11717088But I don't even like Pinkie.She's only my second favorite because the other 4 became such shit.
>>11717096you
>>11717093Only On /co/
>>11717097A bit I guess. It could be interpreted a lot of different ways so I think that's a stretch.
>>11717083"Trundle" is.
>>11716686more cute and non sexual mare/colt would be nice.
>>11717085"let me smear my feces all over your face and your not allowed to complain about it just ignore if you dont like shit in your face"-You
>>11717071
>>11717122...I meant to type that!Math is hard!
>>11717111Who are you trying to convince here, anon
>>11717116I never liked /co/ in the first place, but it's the lesser of two evils
>>11717111You want your top two for yourself, then.
Kiss kissy pony pone,Little orange tongues.
>>11717084the title of the article says he died but it is such a low fall i cant believe it
>>11716411Frontier Psychiatrists, here sit on this couch.What does that mean?
>>11717141I like /co/ sometimes, it has "french art" threads and also /ñ/ ones form time to time.
>>11717131All the foals are for fucking and that's something you have to deal with. Just look at them!
>>11717147No, Pinkie isn't the type of girl for me, my sister acts like pinkie when she isn't having gigantic mood swings.
>>11717096LK, AA, GoattrainI would say Tex but he's been rather annoying as of late
>>11717135That's not apt, because your the one taking an even large shit on everyone in this instance.>I don't like thatSo fucking what?
>>11716765The expanded stories are neat.Divided rainbow however is fucking god teir man. It manages to make lero actually interesting as a person and in of itself is a really cool take on MMC
>>11716411Also I think it's Boku No Pico..
>>11717174Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud
>>11717122Samoa is a cutie
>>11717162If he landed face first, maybe
>>11716411YOU'RE A NUT *cuckoo!*YOU'RE CRAZY IN THE COCONUT
>>11717019>>11717021Okay, let's have a contest to see who is the better impersonator. Unfortunately I don't have any sort of comic saved nor an idea to type to use.
>>11717174You want to fuck your sister, don't you?
>>11717186Wait, Divided Rainbow? I haven't read that one yet. I don't think I've even seen the story anywhere.
>>11717141How could you dislike /co/? It's the best board on 4chan.
>>11717193Dr. Freud is busy at the moment, our apologies
>>11717218Because I hate fun
>>11717218PFFFFFFT
>>11717166How the hell do you get the ~ over a letter? It's a secret that only the Mexicans know or some shit.
>>11717211You can go fuck yourself, Freud.
Tiny happy Twily
>>11717162>>11717202Doesn't take much to kill a guy. Land the wrong way and snap the neck.
>>11717218But the best board on 4chan is the one most tied to your interests.But /vr/ is still better than that one.
>>11717206http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EhGy0yMy7n
>>11717229alt+164opt+n if you're a macfag
>>11717166Dooks pls stram.
>>11717136If only this were real.
>>11717177His apple-speak is becoming a bit over-bearing and he keeps complaining about his humans as though we really care if he think they look awful.
>>11717186No wait, I found it. Doesn't seem too popular.
>>11717229Añoñ por favor, ño ñecesitas magia para poñerlo
>>11715295
>>11717216SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING. GET ON THIS MAN.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/98472/divided-rainbowAlso, the xenophillia group has many more side stories exploring the worldbuilding aspects of the original story. Do take the time to check it out. http://www.fimfiction.net/group/1699/xenophilia-hq
>>11717135That's a bad analogy. It's just texts/pictures on a screen. You could just scroll past it. Can't change what is posted, just your reaction to it.
>>11717211Not really.I mean, she has the body of Sugar, who I like, but I feel no sexual attraction to my sister.
>>11717262He has been complaining about his humans for years.
>>11717266>saying that out loudJesus christ that was horrible
WILL PONY SURVIVE THE RAPE DUNGEONTUNE IT TONIGHT AT 9 P.M.!
>>11717282You sister is obese, that's pretty disgusting.
>>11717295why does Dash look so happy to be there
>>11717257Stram what, my dearest anon?A disney movie?
>>11717229Mexican magic
>>11717232Tell me, Descartes...Is this need to give everything 'the dicks' just a silent cry to wet your own?A certain prize of which you have not been able to score, za?
>>11717306GF
>>11717282Like this?
Can I draw you guys a pony before I go to bed?
>>11717306C-colors
>>11717326Draw bed pony and pillow pony
Would you a blend of two ponies?Which ones?
>>11717314>Every time you press it.>A fiesta happens.
>>11717325Oh dear
>>11717325Yeah, pretty much.
>>11717325Disgusting.
>>11717326Marker with a baseball cap.
>>11717326>>11717333Don't forget sheet and comforter ponies.
>>11717331>>11717320Make up your mind porfis
>>11717334That's inponane, pone should be separatetransponyism is disgusting
>>11717333On it, Coach.
>>11717326Either one plox.
>>11717326Draw us a Filly Celestia playing with a sun-shaped ball
>>11717354C-c-C-Colors
>>11717354GEEEFF
>>11717326>>11717326GOATHOW IS CELESTIA GOING
>>11717303ADVENTURE
>>11717363Those are both very good ponies.
>>11717334I blend Apple Pony and Aunt Orange pony
>>11717354Colors I guess. I can pirate grabbity balls any time. Do what you really want to do.
>>11717290True, but the quantity of humans he did was much greater prior to his PC's death.
>>11717326Goat someone thinks you're a qt
Is it true Rose drew furry shit like vore?
>>11717325gross
>>11717333
>>11717398They're probably just Kidding
>>11717386I'll finish her tomorrow. Drawing Celestia this late would be heresy!sorry to keep you waiting so long
>>11717266>Añoñ
>>11717354Disney movie.Post what you have.
>>11717399That surprises you?
>>11717408That's okay, I just wanted to know since i don't keep up with threads
>>11717262>His apple-speak is becoming a bit over-bearingThat's exactly the reasonI don't want to dislike him but he's making it hard not to
>>11717407anon pls
>>11717418In the action of bringing it up, I'd hoped someone would have it on hand.
>>11717399I believe all artists draw their fantasies, or maybe sell their skills to do so. I see nothing wrong with it. Everybody fantasizes, they just have the means to bring it out in a creative way.
Is MLPG looking forward to Pikmin 3?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQi22k5cz3E
>>11717406For some reason it pains me to imagine that there is a whole world of lonely ponies who'd like to be with a human that much.
>>11717439>Wii-Ulel
>>11717439I've never seen any pikmin, why would i?
>>11717425Would it be easier to keep up if I made a sub thread? Is that what those are for?
>>11717436>I believe all artists draw their fantasiesBut rose has drawn some fat/inflation stuff and it was for commissionYou don't have to have the fantasy to draw it
>>11717440Do you mean in the sense that they are lonely and longing to be with an imaginary character, or that you aren't there for it?
>>11717391>liking them both+50 respect
>>11717439How would fluttershy handle being forced to play pikmin?I think she might just die of a heart attack from being forced to kill so many critters.
>>11717479Yes, do that
>>11717439I hope some old bosses return with the new onesMy wishlist: Armoured Cannon Beetle and Man-At-Legs
Any good zebraboners lately.
>>11717488the 2nd part
>>11717430Why is he so perfect?
>>11717489>Faggot piss contributor.>Polluting the general.Why.
>>11717436Does that mean on a level, any artist who has drawn porn wants the same thing happen to them or want someone like w/e depicted
>>11717439I never finished the first one because my cd got really fucked up some howI should emulate it someday
>>11717498Can you please take that to GG's thread?
>>11717436Alright, all I'm asking for is links or pics, honestly.
>>11717492>Fluttershy please, you've been crying in that broom closet for hours>I told you it's not real
>>11717501But anonHe's a blank flankAll blanks are imperfect.
>>11717524Not while it's pony related, no.
>>11717540>it's pony related Tell me how
>>11715363Timely as ever
>>11717494I'll get that started tomorrow. How do sub threads work, anyways? Do I just post everything I've done/do there?
>>11717514>
If there's a furnace pony for winter is there an AC pony for summer?
>>11717539But blank is perfect
>>11717558Zebras are in the showZebra boners more often then not are on zebrasZebraboners are show related
>>11717539>implying sweetie belle is not the perfectest pony
>>11717567Pretty much
>>11717567yeah there's no rules like that, just post whateverI guess they're intended to be like an archive so people can see what you've done
>>11717177>AA>tfw someone is crushing on you
>>11717566Bbut nobody, that's not a pony, that's a dragon.Still good
>>11717566wait a second, that's not a pony
>GG spends 10 years imagining a universe, admits to never putting any of it on paper>Says it's spent 10 years in the makingGG that's not what it means
>>11717521I'm just saying all people have fetishes and carnal desires. Some people have artistic talent, so it's not hard to guess they use it as an outlet.
>>11717582No he's imperfect until he gets his rump tattoo.>>11717585She's like 98%
>>11717601So tell HIM that; why are you saying it here?
>>11717599>>11717600You think I have time to sit down and actually read requests
>>11717566That's not a pony
>>11717537Imagine if she was so bad that she caused a pikmin extinction. She thought that the nightmare would finally end. And then she learns that they come back the next day and she STILL has to press on.
>>1171758210 bucks says there will be an episode with an adult pone with blank flank and pinkie getting involved.
>>11717616Nobody reads requests.
>>11717609what's the 2% she's missing?
>>11717583Talk about grasping at straws.I've never seen the zebra twins on the show, so it's not related to it
>>11717595Show us your muscles you big, tall stud you~
>>11717613Anonymity creates courage.
>>11717609As much as i like the idea of placing things on his rump, they're better without the tattoos.
>>11717471Because they're fantastic games. Basically action adventure games with some RTS elements.
>>11717633The milk.
>>11717580We've had a couple of stories about her, yeah.All I remember is that they trade places when the seasons shift, though.
>>11717601If you're mulling it over in your head for 10 years, it's still "in the making"
>>11717652>As much as i like the idea of placing things on his rumpI don't understand
>>11717633The cutie mark missing from both of her flanks. 1% each.
>>11717613He won't reply to me.
>>11717633Cock
>implying mlpg isn't a circle jerk for artists>implying there isn't a sekrit board of directors that deems who is popular and who isn't
>>11717662What's not to get?
>>11717631>tfw I don't love anybodyI love Nobody.
>>11717652He'd probably have one like his brothers. Some of the fanon pictures have him with a dark looking thundercloud.
>>11717678>letting someone else dictate your life
>>11717678
>>11717290>>11717397>>11717262While we're shitting on Tex can I just say that for as much praise as he gets, all of his drawings feel lifeless and dead? I think it might come from him drawing Texanon all the time. Sure he can draw a smiling or happy pony but it looks like just another screen cap from the show (and not one of the zany expression ones) but without the vibrant colors. Nothing that makes me want to smile backgoldfish
>>11717654And puzzle elements.Along with an arcade mentality that encourages speed and efficiency to get a better score.
>>11717539>>11717582>>11717609>>11717652http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fRlZv74NpvAND NOW IT'S TIME FOR...A RANTING SHEEP
>>11717636That's not even grasping at straws, that's taking duct tape and paperclips, making duct tape straws, then grasping at them.
I dislike the recent trend of everybody using their names while not posting art
>>11717737I-i never use my name, even when posting art, anon-kun...
>>11717737They need attention.
>>11717716Perhaps Tex Is the one pony who really needs Pinkie.
>>11717737>recentlil
>>11717737yeah
>>11717754that's crazy
>>11717737yeah, Anonymous is really tiresome at this point
>>11717737alright
>>11717727That too. Pikmin is secretly Nintendo's best franchise.
>>11717737get mad, scrotelord
>>11717737Have a Redux of that Dash I drew earlier.
>>11717737>Been here all summer!
>>11717793Wow that's really costram
>>11717716I like his art, especially since I enjoy on-model stuff.I wish some people her would give him some interesting requests so he'd be able to put that talent to make interesting show-like images.
>>11717737I barely care except that it attracts annoying posts about it like that one.
>>11717716Everybody is too afraid to harshly critique any of the artists here. Its not just TeX but every drawfag. This place is no better than deviantart
>>11717727>>11717781Is this game gonna have the time limit like the first game?
>>11717737It's OK. I shitpost anonymously.
Wouldja?
>>11717796You guys want to see any movie in special?All I had left to color is only waiting for final touches.
>>11717782>>11717793Fuck off, you're not up for the bingo yet.
>>11716602vocaroo wont record me anymore
>>11717793I like art with the main six having their ears pierced, this is neato.
>>11717828Make sweeeeet sweet love to teenage street Fluttershy?Yes.
>>11717833Is MU up yet?
>>11717833Muppet Treasure Island
>>11717835bingo?
>>11717800>I wish some people her would give him some interesting requestsLike what?
>>11717818Somewhat. Not a hard limit like 1, but you need to gather fruit to turn to juice to keep exploring.
>>11717793You're just using this as an excuse to be able to put your name on. Sure you're drawing but that shouldn't give you the ability to out on your name whenever
>>11717806>This place is no better than deviantartLet's not get crazy here...>>11717800You everybody forget we have an entire google doc filled with requests. Also you're making it seem like it's our fault he's not drawing interesting show-like images
>>11717835I've been here for two years and a half anon, I ain't letting a bunch of shitposters drag me down.
>>11717640Stud is such a great word. It's like you are made for and are great at breeding and sex.
>>11717737
>>11717862It probably started off as a joke and then became not a joke like so many things here.People shit post about artists in an attempt to scare them off like >>11717806 >>11717737
I want all other artists to stop posting with a name. I was forced into anonymity, they should suffer as well.
>>11717828sup
>>11717887are you pretending to be like bcs now?
>>11717905Wow, that's a terrible image.
>>11717905>Human>TattooEw.
>>11717828Is she going to pretend to be edgy and cool and crumble under the slightest bit of romantic pressure?
>>11717892that's dumb.
>>11717905>>11717828
>>11717878 but its true
>>11717905>smoking with bubblegumthis is retarded
>>11717864Something to challenge him, sayPony in the cockpit of an F16 gritting her teeth as she performs a 6G roll to avoid lock on.How's that, just something different from the pony in a blank background. The elements in the BG will make the pony come to life through interaction.
>>11717913Nah just poking fun of myself, I just came to see how the audio clips worked out.
>>11717929We give critique if they ask for it. Like Appledan last nightBut we don't actively point out people posting their art and call it shitty.
>>11717729I like it.
>>11717892How is that shitposting? Those are just opinions you don't want to hear
>>11717931Oh wow.
>>11717883>Trixie calling you a studgives me a boner every time
>>11717938Then ask him to draw it.Then realize that he won't.
>>11717942Can you knock some sense into that crazy lady?
>>11717346Give her to me.
>>11717954That person have cutie marks backwards. Like completely backwards. How do you even fuck up that bad?
>>11717966>Nobody will ever call you a stub
>>11717828>>11717905It's pretty much a trace, but how did they make it go so wrong?
>>11717938>>11717967ThisHe should work on his poses and expressions more anyways Like he said he had to. His construction skills are pretty much top notch.
>>11717905the thumbnail made it look like Fluttershy still had a pony snoutI was relieved upon opening it and finding that she doesn't
>>11717984Nobody is such a tease~
>>11717938I dunno I disagree. I think a good request can be challenging without a background. I don't want to give a cop out answer but said he's happy drawing what he does and I enjoy it so I don't want care if he doesn't draw anything else. It's not like he doesn't receive criticisms and try to work on them, like just last night.
>>11717970Can you link me to what you mean though? I havent been here in a few days.
>>11718007Nobody is a slut.
Vidya Stram, yay or neigh?
>>11717775Figures Trixie would be cheaper than everything else...
>>11717995That and he needs to do more action/motion involved poses. He's too comfortable with just doing standard poses with Tex anon and pony
What if pony was race horse http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3LMkTKtWUQ
>>11717984Why call you one when I can make you one?~
>>11718021ART STRAM
>>11718015Oh boy have you been missing the crazy parade.It's likeWe're in Looneyville, and BCS elected herself Mayor.
>>11718038Yes. That's what I said. Thank you.
>>11718021YESMEGAMAN LEGENDS 1 OR 2
>>11718015Check almost any general on the last 6 daysChances are it will be filled with BCS shitposting nonstop about the most inconsecuential bullshit as if this were the /b/read
>talking sense into crazyHe already bought her meds, it doesn't make a difference.
>>11718045you missed it earlier, I was loomin' it up.I filled my practice quota for the day. Tomorrow will be in my sketch book.>>11718059beaten 1 about 4 times now, haven't finished 2 yet. That's a good suggestion, but I was thinking either Ico, or Persona 3.
Hey mlpg let's all pretend that we are gay.
>>11718079
>>11718079marker let me put my dick in your butt
>>11717883>>11717966It's an ego boost - it makes you feel manly and virile - that's why it's so appealing.
ᵃᶰᵈ ᵗʰᵉᶰ ᴵ ˢᵃᶦᵈ "ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒᶰᵈᵉʳᵇᵒᶫᵗˢ!"
>>11718079needs Gloomy with a matching set of goggles
>>11717836...what did you do to piss it off?
>>11718096No we don't want to see Candlejack.We aren't eve-
>>11718097Best VA
>>11718063More like the last two weeks.She's gone bananas
>>11718096
>>11718094>pretendI'm pretty sure even Tex is bi
>>11718096>>11718126that color job is kind of ugly tbh
>>11718126Is she a pony?
>>11718137Would Tex give Big Mac a friendly ass-pat?
>>11718152Waxtorch Tom?
>>11718152WELL WELL WELLWhat have we here?!
>>11718119i dunno it just says theres no sound
>>11718097Oh man,It's been so long since I've paid attention to basic mushroom.Has she said anything crazy in a while?
>>11718110>look at that big, hard dick you have>how hard are you going to give to Trixie?>you're such a strong man, I bet you fuck great>give it to Trixie>all of it
BCS' address is so easy to find
everyone do your best impression of me
>>11718088How could this happen
>>11718188>Gilda just pulls you into the bedroom, holding you firmly by your dick, shoves you onto the bed and leaps on top of you.
Any OC requests?If not, I think I'll try and make my own.
>>11718215What are you going to do with that camera?
Which pony's honor needs defending the most?
>>11718230I LOVE the dick haha!~~~~~~~~medial rings
>>11718235I've always thought about making an OC who really loves thunder and rain.
>>11718235Yeah sure. I keep a folder of them to do but most of the time I never get around to them. Can you do this one?
ahaha I don't know what isDesigning things is fun and difficult. Bed pony should probably be longer to accomodate ponies/people more easily, but any longer and she starts look weird. Also pillows - what are they and how do they function.Oh well, I'm too tired to think it through. Good night gentlemen, it's been a pleasure.
>>11718240Rarity.All the stallions want her honour.
>>11718265>You will never have sex on bed pony
>>11718235Draw furnace pony munching on some woodchips pls.
>>11718235Police pone and zebra cop.
>>11718267If by honour you mean honor
>>11718188was there ever any doubt~?
>>11718152SCARECROW IS OUT OF ARKHAMSOMEBODY CALL BATMANOH WAIT THE SHIT IS TOO BUSY TELLING PEOPLE TO DRAW
>>11718265I'd bed that pony
>>11718240Well, Fluttershy is the only pony in the show who was ever stated as needing her honour defended.So I guess Fluttershy.
>>11718230haha~You're less hard to stereotype nowadays than you were at the beginning. Good for you!
>>11718235A young, dorky and awkward apprentice refueling jet being intimidated by the much more mature and forward plane mares.
>>11718237Make human pin ups and sell them as xeno erotica.
>>11718230[homoerotic panting and moaning]that reminds me I need to watch that Shiny animation again
>>11718299Sure
>>11718318swfcabin.com/swf-files/1372374814.swfHere ya goN-not that I had it on hand or anything
>>11716689>I guess GG was in a bad mood when we asked for more Gay TomI've just been working on other stuff all day
>>11718352Hey GG, you still draw with a mouse, right?What program do you use?
>>11718279Watch as the Great and Powerful Trixie makes the human partially disappear!
>>11718347I'm not gay but I would have sex with a male cartoon pony any day of the week.
>>11718352OH BOY IS THAT A QUEST UPDATE?
>>11718256Fucking amateurs artists. Don't know that the medial ring is 3/4 the way down, not half.
>>11718352That whole quorum sutff looks pretty neat
Why aren't you ponying in Second Life?
>>11718299He \reminds me of Ice Pack.
who are these Mystery Men? who can save us now?
What if this Valve ARG turns out to be an ARG for Valve and Hasbro teaming up and making a My Little Pony Game?
>>11718402are those beats by dre?
>>11718299>"I dunno if I can do this, boss...">"Relax, kid. I was like you too once. Just keep calm and try not to say anything stupid. You'll get the hang of it soon enough.">"...okay...">"Good. Now shape up. You got a customer.">"Ohshit.">"Hey sugah! I been tearin' up the skies all day and I need me a big tank'a the strongest stuff you got!">"Y-You too.">at the far side of the room, the senior refueling jet rubs the bridge of his snout>"This could take awhile."
>>11718415What kind of MLP game?
>>11718415I'd play just to watch /v/ implode
>>11718188>TFW want to read a Trixie x first person fapfic now>TFW clopfic heroku is downHELP ME MLPG
>>11718362watch in awe as the human makes the Great and Powerful Trixie explode
>>11718176>Go to E621>Search for transformation>Oogie Boogie transformation
>>11718442Anon lights a stick of dynamite
>>11718362>You're about to come>Tell her so, and try to pull out>she locks her legs around you, keeping you hilted inside
>>11718438first person specifically?and you know it'd be almost exclusively degradation
>>11718418do you think the jetmares fantasize about being gang-flown by Mobius 1, Razgriz 1, Galm 1, and Garuda 1?
