We catbird nowOld horse: >>11704150
>>11707926One fine day with a roar and a caw...
>rape
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Apple ponies are kind of like cat birds, right?
NOBODY CARES
>>11707926A catbird is fine too.
>>11707926i would rather be horsebird
>>11707926I think you all need to take a moment to actually go back and rewatch griffon the brush off and realize that she's a bitch.
>>11707961How nice of him.Nigga needs a new name.
>>11706845i really dont mindrarely do things bug me
>>11707833hehhehhehehee
>>11707926I want to call her kitten and see how pissed she gets.
>>11707974rediv why aren't you drawing
>>11707905>>11707886>>11707896eerr....>>11707873I really got to finish it
What if pony's special talent is not being a pony?
>>11707926Gilda is always the only female griffin in the show. I would LOVE to see a 6mane version of these griffin (except Dash; Gilda is Dash as griffin). I really want to see a griffin that act like Fluttershy.
>>11707971But she's OUR bitch>>11707973I think I might, but I have no ideas
>>11707997dude im so tired
>>11707980pfff...
>>11708013Then their talent is being a phoney.
>>11708017>Gilda is always the only female griffin in the show.
>>11708030Nobody blames you for it.
>>11708013Otherkin pony pls
>>11707974Even bed bugs?
>>11708044DYER
So, uh, I tried just drawing circles today for when I get my tablet.How do I go from eggs to circles?
>>11708044That is not a female.
>>11708044Gustav isn't femaleobjection overuled
>>11708067What, just because she has a mustache and a dick she's a male?chek ur privlig
>>11707980You better keep that name of yours, it's grown on me and you'll ruin my life if you change it.
>>11708030>Who's this new guy?>Oh, he's NobodyCalling it now
>>11708066Imagine pony
Gilda would be an awful mother.
>>11708066Check your settings first. You might want to force proportions.
>>11708032>tfw
>>11708103I meant I was drawing on paper.
>>11708066Draw a pony, erase it until you're left with a circle either from the butt or the head. The head is easier to use.
>>11708032Go to bed thenStay warm and don't let the bed bugs bite
What is this kind of architecture & building called?
>>11708066ctrl + T
>>11708123The Burrow
HOLY FUCKTHEY BETTER COME WITH GLASSES
>>11708114Then draw a circle, anon. If you can't draw a circle, draw circle and base it off the circle you drew.
>>11708114Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in
JAEGER
>>11708142>if you can't draw a circle, draw circleTHANKS TEX THAT DID IT
>>11708066Put a Pringles can on your tablet and draw around the base, then resize if necessary.
>>11708150
>>11708146jiggle the cord a little
>>11708110How the hell did they not see the guy standing in the middle of the road? Did that guy fall asleep at the wheel or what?
>>11708123I can't say that it's any particular type. Just looks old central/northern european
>>11707960No tex, not at all.
>>11708123I'm more interested as to what's inside those tents. You see them all over in wide-shots of the town yet we've never seen them up close, have we?
>>11708168it looks like it was raining or something, guy could have lost his grip. Why was he standing in the middle of the road anyway?
Is Tex drunk?
>>11708149Let me guess, pacific rim?Pony need to command a mecha someday.
>>11708168I think it's fake, anon.
>>11708193We saw Pinkie's tentDamn gypsies I tell ya
>>11708196Because there was a crossing guard who had a stop sign up.
>>11708193That's where the dirty mud ponies and gypsies live.
Odds: Draw griffonEven: Eat
Why is MLPG such shit now?
i think corn dog mane is prettyagree y/n
>>11708240haha fuck griffons
>>11708006There is another version of this.
>>11708253As a pony, maybe
>>11708242MLPG a shit
>>11708242Hiatus
>>11708240Get going and draw the birdcat!
>>11708240is that nicigo or whatever it's called? I should really get around to watching that
>>11708242>now
>>11708271But it's so good at night.Why can't it always be night?
>>11708253Agreed, it may sit atop a bitch but it is pretty.
Strange memories on this nervous thread. One year later? Two? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era — the kind of peak that never comes again. My little Pony General before the February bans was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the internet. Whatever it meant. . . . History is hard to know, because of all the brony faggotry, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole fandom comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time — and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not in /co/, then in youtube or down at fimfiction to tumblr or deviantart. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .So now, little more than two years later, you can go up to /mlp/ and look at the reposts, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark — that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
>>11708123Vernacular
>>11708290You really think I'm going to read all of this meta shit
>>11708193Tent-trash lives in those tents.
>>11708286Have you been here these last few nights?
>>11708273Nichijou and yes, fucking watch it. Its very similar to Azumanga Daioh. Watch Danshi Kōkōsei no Nichijō while you are at it.
>tfw ciircuit is ded
>>11708303Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.
>>11708316Yes, as long as BCS isn't shitting things up, everything is good.
>>11708262y-you think i'm pretty?i guess i'm your girlfriend now, right?
>>11708327>Its very similar to Azumanga Daioh.No, it's not.
>>11708375That fucking pallet uggghhhh
>>11708338Oddly enough that's not true. While BCS does a lot to harm the threads in most cases, you can actually have good discussion with her around. Not often, but it's possible, yesterday we had such a thread - when she's not having a complete meltdown she joins in on the discussion and stops bringing offtopic bullshit in. When our big shitposters are here, it's not possible, it has never happened, it never will.
>>11708360IT CAN FLY
>tfw reu is ded
>tfw Anon is ded
>>11708391>stops bringing offtopic bullshit inBut she did a ton.We did have some great discussion yesterday though.
>>11708392I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!
>tfw no qt zebra twins to rinse my intestines
>>11708424>tfw read that as "twinks"
FIST
>>11708409>>11708400>rainbow dash is dead
>>11708434>zebra twinksUNF
>>11708450*ziiiiip*
>>11708424All the twins in this show are sexy as hell
>>11708450Time for barbeque. I call a leg
>>11708450I think Dash is sleeping, right?right?
Evens: draw poniesOdds: draw lionbuttdubs: work on my assignments
>>11708450>tfw Tex is ded
>>11708424>>11708451Must draw. Must re-watch that video.
>>11708253Man, I'm still pissed that she got away with essentially a slap on the wrist considering all the shit she did. They even let her stay in EG despite saying that she isn't even from there.
>>11708476Draw a pony sitting on a lionbutt.
>>11708467I would rather have these twins.
OP OP OP
>>11708493
>>11708476Butts. I demand butts.You should work on your assignments anyway
>>11708491I want to get a completely nonsexual and professional massage from the spa horses
>>11708517>not having the one I made
>>11708450She's still twitching
>>11708506>you will never grab Spike's dick bearing hips and hilt inside of him
Haven't been here since this Monday. Anything interesting happen in here? Do we have a clean rip of the Movie?
>>11708525
>>11708338And as long as the shitposters aren't here.And the shitposters are ALWAYS here.
>>11708535no
>>11708493DANCE LIKE SEASON 4 IS TOMORROW
>>11708520And I want to get smothered in zebra balls while they pump 500ml into my stomach.Nonsexually.
>>11708541why does this gif piss me off so much?
>>11708517>>11708525>RD will never cut you in line
>>11708564Shaky cam rip and it's not a loop?
>>11708476Alright, which pone should I draw?
>>11708493As if I needed any more reason to hate this movie.
>>11708567oh shit I fucked up the color quality
>>11708582AppleRainbow
>>11708582Featherweight. doing Featherweight-y things
>>11708582Gloomy
>>11708567WOW that's a shitty gif.
>>11708582The big red one.
>>11708576nah, maybe it's the pose she's doing
>>11708558
The zebra twins have the hots for Texanon and drop spaghetti whenever they see him.
>>11708493>Trixie actually did wear her hat and cape to the dancehehehehe
>>11708594This wouldn't have happened with Smile or Jailbait. You're a terrible replacement.
>>11708616>dash is almost making That Face
>>11708558>>11708616you know, aj doesn't look that bad
>>11708622Aren't they both ded?
>>11708604
>>11708629>almost
>>11708603I'm just noticing this now, but Rarity just sort of...vanishes, once she goes off-frame.like, her walking should have made her come back on-frame at some point.
>>11708633Yeah, this is why we can't fire that guy, because than there would be nobody left.
>>11708629/)*3*(\
>>11708633Jailbait was here yesterday I think.
>>11708629>>11708641Think about it, little more than 2 years ago this was a funny screencap someone on MLPG posted here, now it is referenced in a feature film.
C-can I be your SmileBait for tonight?
>>11708649But he's going through family issues or something, so he can't pony much.
>>11708649O-our thread is haunted?
>>11708629She is making that face though. That's intended.
>>11708616
>>11708659>SmileBaitunF
>>11708655also, derpy
>>11708668>not JalmBait
So we still don't have a decent looking rip?
>>11707965I would destroy those hips. With my dick.I don't even like Gilda, but I would learn for hips like that.
>>11708681Yeah we do. It's still a camprip though.
>>11708655>a feature film.EqG is not a feature film. It has limited screenings in like 10 theaters.
>>11708681I'll give you a good looking rip
>NTSTS finally wrote a new storyYE->it's a suicide ficI have been cheated yet again.
>>11708704Is the rip in her butt? Looks pretty smooth to me.
>>11708520It's not unprofessional, it's just a thing they do to help clients relax who are tense. They're huge teases and will keep "accidentally" brushing their hooves slowly against your crotch, whispering things in your ear with those sultry voices, and asking you if you think they're pretty, then when you're at your breaking point they'll finally help you relax. They won't miss a drop, they swallow every last bit of your load to keep a clean work area.
>>11708711>caring
>>11708706Gross
>>11708622I didn't make the gif itself, I just fixed the frame rate and exported it over the old one I had saved. I just forgot to bump up the number of colors from when I was making 4chan banners.
>>11708699Link it. I'm still using this old camrip. Also, do we have a good look at EG Derpy?
>>11708706She doesn't look happy to be there.
>>11708706>That feel when no FA
>>11708711>not linking itwhere has he been anyway?
>>11708711>suicide ficpeople write those?
>>11708706what kind of penis is that?
>>11708733Come on boy, red rocket, red rocket.
>>11708704something's going to get ripped alrightsomething being Dashie's butthymen
>>11708733I'm that happy whenever I eat
>>11708732http://www.fimfiction.net/story/112717/1/rocks/rocksDon't know, don't care.
>>11708706I feel that my life is validated whenever I open up a FA page only to find that I can't view it
What if pony wouldn't let you cum?
>>11708728why is she so lovely
>>11708711Who and why do I need to care.>>11708725But the potential!May be one day there will be 3d pony fuc king game with decent models (we know the latter already exist and in works)
>>11708647That face still weirds me out.
>>11708719Would they suck off a handsome young colt
>>11708747>that's not even a real thingis it?
>>11708728I don't have the link. Ask /mlp/. It was cropped, colorized, audio enhanced, and filmed by hiding a camera in a sodacan. Next best thing would be a DVD rip.
>>11708772haha, erotic sexual denial is my fetish
why is pinkie so pigelike in appearance
>>11708747>butthymenuhis that a much creepier way of saying anal virginity?
why is being a sub so much more fun than being a dom?
>>11708792why is she so bald
>>11708777>>11708722HeyHorse cock suckersI am voicing my feelingsSo please, shove a bottle up your ass.
>>11708781>she's still a clueless anal virgin!Wow Dashie we thought you were cool
>>11708798Less work more pleasure
>>11708800That's terrible.
>>11708779Would you fuck his boypussy?
PONY MUST PONY PONY!
>>11708775God knows, but I actually really liked EG Fluttershy compared to regular Fluttershy.
>>11708814his what
>>11708772All of them. Not a single mare will let you cum, they're all sadistic, merciless teases.
>>11708812>googles her name>filter is off
unf I'm getting horny already
>>11708814>boypussyThis is probably the most disgusting term for genitalia other than 'cunny'
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/42101/celestia
>>11708561Shit bro, you too?
>>11708820No, pony must never pony pony.
>>11708814>boypussyEvery fucking time.
>>11708820>implying pony can't apple
>>11708830
>>11708843What the BOYCUNNY
>>11708728she was also in the cafeteria scene apparently
>>11708852IT'S A CONSPIRACY
>tfw people actually get angry at "boypussy" and "cunny"
>>11708828Why would they do that to a guest in their universe, they're terrible hosts
>>11708704>Ponies are smooth down there>But they're still very sensitive>You can get her off but touching and licking just rightDon't worry, she understands you still have needs. And she fascinated with giving you pony blowjobs.My fetish. That is it.
>>11708867
>>11708874That's not how you use >tfw you fucking chucklefuck.
>>11708840more please
>tfw put bottle to lips>cap is still on
>>11708874"boypussy" is fine. "Cunny" is unforgivable.
>>11708772Then they are being rather selfish.http://25.media.tumblr.com/d66483606865ff852ac8cac11d6f4922/tumblr_mp1iby4fcm1spyi7lo1_1280.jpg
>The following ponies must report to their local attitude adjustment center:>Dash, Rainbow>That is all
>>11708882>>11708867She looks cute
>>11708805Fluttershy! you?! I never would have guessed
>>11708900>"Cunny" is unforgivable.What makes you say that?
>>11708908PERSPECTIVE
>>11708880Pony blowjobs are the best kind
>>11708867>>11708882>sandals with socks
i liked dogspikeso cute
>anons ITT are rubbing their lusty buttcunnies while reading the thread
>>11708882AJ looks like a chipmunk
niggers of mlp pls stay on your board
The term also makes me giggle. Makes me think of that "ghost blowjob" comic.
>>11708900I'd prefer that over the bullshit term "boypussy."
>>11708840>tfw /unf/ is slowded
>>11708935He ended up being a stronger character than usual. WHo the fuck would've guessed
>>11708927Those long warm pony tonguesThose big eyes looking up at you while their cute little snout rests on your lower bellyI want one
>>117089382kawaii
>>11708938I want to hug and cuddle that horse so much that she'll get scared.Then I would calm her down and have to explain to passerbys that I'm not actually molesting her. She's just too goddamn cute.
>>11708960Pony is not for sexual anon.
>>11708932At least it fits her.
>>11708985screw you anon I'll let the pony decide that
>>11708661>family issues or something>or somethingWait, what happened?
>>11708991I'm a pony and I'm not for sexual.
>>11709006Post your hooves.
>>11709006you're not a pony you're a PHONY
>>11709006That is a personal choice and I support yours, but not all ponies feel the same way.
>>11708927Ponies are all naturals at sucking cocks by nature, they love to make others happy, they're gentle lovers who pay attention to what spots make you gasp, and they try their hardest to coax you into a spectacular orgasm every single time.
would you tell this pon that icecream is not a mountain?
>>11709006Wrong. Ponies are always for sexual. They even fuck in front of their foals and herdmates.
>>11708960Their soft muzzles must feel incredible pressed into your crotch
>>11709017That would make a cute pictureTwilight explaining why ponies are scientifically good at blowjobs with a diagram of her mouth and throat with the appropriate measurements.
>>11708863
>>11709027i would never do anything to crush that pon's dreams
>>11708960and here I am without that one pic Braeburned didthe Lyra one
>>11709038Screencaps have already been dumped a long time ago, why are you doing it again? It's not like there's a huge improvement over the previous ones in terms of quality.
>>11709027Every time I see that picture I think it's a really tall Pinkie bending at the knees and waist
am i the only one who unfed at blondetwi?
>>11709041Wouldn't it take a fair amount of research beforehand to figure out that ponies happen to make humans double over in awe of their oral skills?
>>11709073> >>11709066
>>11709073It made me think of Tara so no
>>11709080Twilight always did prefer to work in the field
here's a quick selfie i took on my phonehot or not
>>11709095>rape
Could someone draw BBW EQG Fluttershy
>>11709073The EQG designs are just plain ugly. Something about the way ponies are built makes them irresistible to us, sexually and nonsexually.
>>11708983I would love that too.
>>11709080When humans first made contact the first romantic relationship formed relatively quickly. Seeing as ponies are the perfect height, the idea was pretty natural. Research was done in the name of love AND science.
The Rinse -or-1Litre1Womb
Don't do that.
>>11709130Can I get a full pic of the Zebra twins. Kinda want to draw them.
>>11709138I'm not.
>>11708985FUCK OFF MARKERKNIGHT
>>11709122>human
Don't read this.
>>11709138
>>11708985You know nothing, Jon Snow
>>11709143
>>11709158FUCK YOU I SCANNED IT ANYWAY
>>11709169remember when the quality of the comics was good?
>>11709181Yes, and I'm still remembering it right now
>>11709175Did it lead anywhere?
>>11709127>ponies start a research panel to find out what human men find sexually pleasurable >you're the test subject>There's no room with a one-way mirror, all the researchers just sit in the room with you and take notesPonies have no concept of personal space
0:Applejack1:Rainbow Dash2:Rarity3:Pinkie Pie4:Fluttershy5:Twilight Sparkle6:Celestia7:Luna8:Discord9 or 0: Idunno
>>11709201even after nightmarity?
>>11709216>0:Applejack>9 or 0: Idunnohue
>>11708783"P-please..." You pant, straining against your bonds. It's futile, the ropes are far too strong. She made sure of that."Hm? What was that darling? I didn't quite hear.""Rarity...""Do you want something, dear? What is it?""P-please... let me cum..."Rarity just laughs, running her fingers across the length of your member as she looks at you."Now, darling, I can't possibly let you do that... You belong to me... and every part of you belongs to me... and only I can say when it's free... do you understand?""R-rarity..." You stammer, breathing hard.Rarity gives another little laugh as she continues to stroke.And she'll never let you free.
>>11709216Zebra twins.
>>11709226Fuck off
>>11709216you cuddling those goats again anon?
>>11709216WHAT ARE WE ROLLING FOR ANON?!
>>11709171>>11709189Any more?
>>11709222Just because Nightmarerity was rough doesn't mean that the whole comic is now shit.
>>11709073
>>11708983why would you want to scare her?
>>11709041Horses have very powerful and dextrous tongues due to their herbivorous diet
>>11709241
>>11709225go away EA
>>11709234He can't fuck off anon. He's too obsessive. Like that anon that asked if tex was done with that luna pic for 4 threads in a row, or that anon that posted about xieril and how hot he was for about a week straight.
>>11709247I haven't said that. I just meant that it was a pain to read the last two comics.
>>11709257Perfect, I'll see what I can do.
>>11709225why am I surrounded by people who get off to torturing themselves?
>>11709271Also, if you need cutie marks
foreskins are _____.
>>11709271>>11709286There's actually an odd amount of stuff for them despite only being a few days old.
>>11709281>orgasm denial>tortureIt comes to a point where the build up feels like a continuous orgasm.I'll take that torture any day.
Suddenly penis
>>11709262no,no EA doesn't work like that.
>>11709294That's because gayfags are annoying as hell and GG loves attention.
>>11709294GG tweaked the design a bit since he drew that.
>>11709294people like dicks.
>you'll never be swallowed whole by a horse cock and dissolved in a semen bath in the horses giant testicles
>>11709304as far as I'm concerned, EA works with every fetishEA has a fetish fetish
>>11709299it also comes to a point where you just want to climax and get it over with
>>11709326Good
>>11709269You mean the Pinkie Micro and the Nightmarity finale?
Pony says she likes me better than you.
Is this what MLPG is about now?You guys are discussing zebras that aren't even from the show only because it appeals to you
>>11709331no I mean that's not how he writes. And yes. EA has every fetish and ERP with him is very fun.
>>11709350LIES>>11709352I hate those zebras.
>>11709294They just hit so many of my fetishes, it's kind of ridiculous.It's almost like GG was reading my mind when I first requested a frotted zebra cock blowjob
>>11709344The nightmarity finale and the nightmarity one before it. The ponk micro was very nice.
>>11709286There has to be a different term for Zebra cutiemarks. They aren't cute pictures of sunflowers are more cryptic than pony marks. Has Zecora even told us what hers represents? Obviously a good guess would be alchemy or something. Or is there actually some kind of system in real life that tells us what her mark represents?Thinking about it now, GG has seemed to have forgotten zebra marks are more like symbols than they are actual images. Which is weird because Icepack has a correct mark.Or maybe he didn't, and that means that the twins aren't actually zebras but just ponies that look like zebras. Clever, GG.
>>11709356then let me reiterateas far as I'm concerned, EA is every fetish writerhe is the sole fetish writer
>>11709352This isn't exactly new.At least it's zebras and not something that has nothing to do with MLP.
http://i.imgur.com/0OUxz.gif
>>11709365god, young frankenstein was so good. we shoulld stram it and see it.
>>11709374We've only seen one zebra "cutie mark," Zecora's, and we don't know anything about it.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/112717/1/rocks/rocksSo Pinkies dad killed himself, then Inkie killed herself because she wanted to go with her boyfriend to Cantorlot, but couldn't because she was stuck at the rock farm.Why did the Pie family stay at a dead farm moving fucking rocks when they could have moved to Ponyville?What makes rocks so precious that a living can be made from them by moving them?Why was Mrs. Pie such a dumb cunt for wanting to stay on the farm after her husband killed himself?How did an earth pony tie a noose around her neck and hang herself?See, grimdark is interesting on the surface, but when you go deeper, it just ends up silly and nonsensical.
>>11709381what the fuck
>>11709377yes. BUT he also writes in a precise manner, always. That is not how he usually writes. it's not his style. That means that it's not EA.
Any new fapfics?
>>11708853crei evrytime
This took too longSure, I was watching a football match at the same time, but still
>>11709374>>11709387Maybe it's just painted on.You know how those silly Africans just love painting themselves!
>>11709364What did you find in those to make your original statement?
>>11709398too badIt's EA
>>11709352I would like to talk about ponies anonpost some ponies to discuss
>>11709403that's quite the uhpony?
>>11709374I...I think you may be onto something.
>>11709356it's not that great, really...he's not very good at being in-character. like that one time he pretended to be Celestia.
>>11709396is this better?http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md29rbYsAt1qg3fzoo1_500.gif
>>11709416w-what is she doing?
>>11709374Zecora's talent is potion making, which involves taking multiple ingredients and mixing them togetherThe triangles are the ingredients and the spiral is them being mixed.
Usually everyone goes into a fit of rage whenever someone creates an OC and says that every single pony wants that OC's dick, but you people worship GG and his OC just because he throws in some bad jokes.
>>11709403That's an oddly pretty ponybut where am I supposed to save it?
>>11709352I'd rather talk about fanfiction
>>11709403Trippy
So when it comes to Trixie and sex, I've thought of three possibilities.The first is where she is a massive slut. The type of person who romanticizes sex and fetishes. She does this to reinforce the persona she puts up as a defense against her fear of not being accepted. At this point it's pretty much escapism.Second is one where Trixie has had sex, but doesn't think too much of it. Friends with benefits kind of gal. This way she can have fun and satiate those carnal desires but doesn't have to get too close and emotional.Last one is one that I've never really saw, but think it is plausible. Trixie avoids sex because she feels way too vulnerable. Wanting someone to be close but doesn't want her heart broken. I think virgin might be taking it too far, but definitely sexually repressed. She doesn't trust someone enough to lay herself bare to them, in both senses.I need to figure out which one to use for my >fanfic. Although I suppose I can do it without the sex, but even then I have to pick a basic personality.
>>11709435Stalking anonstalking you
>>11709419See>>11708596
>>11709447It helps when OCs have personality.Also, I find them "charming"
>>11709374We could've asked Lauren this. God damn. Instead she answered a ton of things we already knew. Now I'm going to spend all night wondering.
>>11709406I didn't find the story to be interesting, I found it painfully childish, especially and mostly in the last nightmarity one. The jokes were sub-par, the drawing was terrible compared to the first ones and the ending itself was anti-climatic.
>in public>make shitty pun in your head>laugh out loud>someone asks what's so funny>have to choose to either say "oh, nothing, just thought of something funny" and seem like a weirdo or try to explain the joke and seem like a bigger weirdo>tfw almost always accidentally start telling the bad joke anyways
>>11709403is that a tail-dock I see?
>>11709427let me reiterate. It's not really ERPing, it's mostly greentext. sometimes he ERP's with some anons, like the petpony one.and you don not say shit about the celestia greentext.
>>11709456will she stop stalking me if I put my name on then?
>>11709455What if she only has sex if it's in front of an adienceWATCH IN AWE AS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE MAKES THIS HANDSOME STALLION PARTIALLY DISAPPEAR
>>11709398Precise?
>>11709403Appledash, inferior. Rarijack, superior.
>>11709374I like the idea of them being called runes or glyphs. Not pictoral representations of talents, but something that relates to the zebra culture instead. I like how GG kept to the idea that the image should be simple and greyscale. That seems to fit in with the show quite well.
>>11709504just grab a piece of thread on unf and look at it. you'll see the differences.
>>11709488Isaac please
>>11709498I just did.It wasn't very good.
Pony just took a bite of a Trinidad Moruga Scorpion what do?
if I can say something, I like the gay porn GG made of his quest characters.
>>11709523hey, he doesn't have the monopoly on liking tail-docks!
>>11709456What if I stalk her?
>>11709515They're both great nigga
>>11709500Maybe, maybe not. The mint music pone is a mysterious one. She cannot be predicted
>>11709533When did tail docks become a thing?
>>11709455It seems to me the last one has the greatest potential for actual story. Trixie getting to know the guy, courting, all that shit. Of course if you're just out to write porn go for the first but I jut don't think that'd be very appealing to read. But then again I'm on of those weird people that likes some plot in their porn.
>>11709531100% agreed.Theres just something about a guy in a dress wearing lipstick.I hope he puts on a show for us.
>>11709524you and I are enemies now.
>>11709523you know when you cant see the really awful boots, this design isnt all that bad
>>11709552lewd squiggletail when
>>11709534Ahahaha, that's actually pretty cute
>>11709455The third one is the best one. It has a build up. Hell, you do not have to go far as sex but with cuddle alone.
>>11709561oh that's Tom,from rubyquest. and the other one with the green lipstick was muschio malto, from divequestWHICH HE HASN'T UPDATED IN 3 MONTHS
>>11709455I'd say the last one.
>tfw family catches you drawing hundreds of circles
>>11709581I never followed any quests, but I know if it's weaver it's bound to be interesting.
>>11709603lewd.
>>11709568I've been wanting to draw that for a while now but every pic I've tried looks awful to me and I delete it.I'm not good at lewd F/F stuff/lewd in general
>>11709603Well at least they'll only think you're insane
>>11709608oh, I started barely a month ago. they hook you,man.
Your guys will argue over anything!
>>11709603I have a feeling that thats going to happen a lot to me come next week.In fact, I was doing it at work today.One out of about 200 was decent.
>>11709651Yeah you're right
>>11709603
>>11709651Agreed.
>>11709562It didn't even come across as Celestia-like. Just EA being cheeky. Like if he came up to you dressed in The Burdened costume and then had you pretend he was the princess. It just wasn't a convincing act.That and his style of writing is kind of boring. Sometimes I wonder if people only love him so much because he's willing to indulge in the ridiculous fetishes nobody else will, rather than any degree of actual writing prowess.
>>11709658>>11709665I know, right?
>>11709651Sure, except we all agree you jump the shark. What the fucking hell happen, Twilight?
>>11709651>>11709665>>11709658couldn't agree more.
>>11709651Twily is a very pretty pony.
>>11709623>that lewd Dash doodlesays you.
>>11709677>>11709665>>11709665>>11709674boy we sure do don't we
>>11709663Put a 1 at the top left and you have Tiara's daily income.
>>11709663This is what I'm doing right now.
>>11709623>deletes everythingFucking hell, man.
>>11709669but who's ever going to write about celestia with grapes up her ass being squished by anon and turned into wine?
>>11709651Pretty much.
>>11709700I don't see the difference
>>11709557You and me are niggas.
>>11709690Put a 9 at the top left and you have a le epic dragon ball z maymay.
Isn't drawing a shit ton of circles a bad thing?Wont muscle memory fuck you over?
Remember to store you ponies in a cool, dry area.
>>11709704...I'm not even sure how to respond to that
you have been ponying for a while, why dont you take a break?
>>11709746FUCK YOU MOM
This is a prime example of how most of my circles turn out.
>>11709623>deletes everythingThat's one of the main reasons why I haven't drawn any in a long time.
>>11709746but im watching Po1
>>11709746i just got here im going to pony all i want fuck you
>>11709623>sunNOOOOOOOOO SHIIIIIIITTTTTTT
>>11709735that's the point,anon. EA might not be perfect like a hanging picture but his words are wise! and backed up by time.besides, he writes the best fetishes.
>>11709754Is that the Tick?
>>11709754Mine look like that, but more oblong top to bottom
>>11709746BREAK HAS NO PONE
>>11709754ITS THE TICK
>>11709746Its not like we haven't tried
>>11709534>tfw arousal and enjoying sex is my fetishI popped a boner to badmitten thingies...
>>11709754Looks like a great eye circle
>>11709663Most of those circles are much too small. They look like peas. Draw more of the big ones. And maybe some a little bit bigger than those. In fact start with big circles and stick the little ones in the leftover spots.
>>11709796Shuttlecocks.
>>11706726>Did he have that scar in the past, or is Tex making him more and more alpha/hardcore every day?He's had it for a very long time. I suspect that Tex himself has such a scar.His Anon is just a more macho version of himself.
>>11709754Are you leaning over your paper or tilting toward the screen when you do it? It's very easy to catch yourself drawing skewed things when you put your eyes in a bad spot.
>>11709817With a bigger cock.
>>11709804...seriously? Shuttlecocks?
>>11709281It feels great, though.The buildup feels so good, and it keeps getting stronger and stronger, every time when you think there's no way it could get more intense, it does. When you finally cum, the orgasm is explosive, both literally and figuratively, the loads you shoot from a long session are huge and they spurt out of you violently, sometimes 3-4 feet away
>>11709821SICK BURN BRO
>>11709663HI SENTENAL
>>11709823http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shuttlecock
>>11709843>>11709829>bdf is ded
GLITTERGLUEGLITTERGLUEross ross ross
>>11709843Only if it's a zebra
GET IN HEREhttp://www.justin.tv/icicledildo3000http://www.justin.tv/icicledildo3000http://www.justin.tv/icicledildo3000http://www.justin.tv/icicledildo3000STREAMING HORSES AND RIFFING THEM
>>11709702Alright, had to dig through the recycle bin for this onehttp://i.imgur.com/dMZNOpN.png>>11709762Anon pls
>>11709854The Grey Hood
>>11709850That's okay anon. I'll keep practicing and soon I'll emulate his style well enough that I'll be able to assume his identity and BECOME him.
>>11709837That's not meBut I did start the whole circle thing
>>11709769he writes ANY fetish.there are a bunch of others here who, while maybe not willing to do literally EVERYTHING, are far more effective at getting me hard as a rock.
So, quick question. How many of you here are /co/lts from 2010-2011? Or are most of the old-timers gone, moving to greener pastures due to the bans?
>>11709854OH MY GOD IT'S THE SCARECROW SOMEBODY CALL BATMAN
>>11709872>almost deleting that you crazy xie
>>11709880yes. That's the point.
>>11709885July 2011
>>11709854I don't remember actually.Sorry.
>>11709885Late 2011
>>11709826well yeah, if you finally DO get to cum. that's just edging.I'd been under the assumption that you just sort of get teased endlessly and never get any release, to sate your partner's sadism.that doesn't get me off.but edging...well...
>>11709886That's candlejack not sca
>>11709910who are you and where can I find more of your butts?
>>11709885November 17, 2011.
>>11709910That isn't a pony
>>11709910FUCK OFF Ross>>11709865FUCK OFF BCS
for fun I just tried making the same circular motion for about a minute and got this. the overall shape in the middle is somewhat round I guess.>>11709779>>11709787Who?>>11709780>>11709820I have both my tablet and screen straight in front of me. maybe if I try starting from a different spot on the loop or going in the opposite direction?>>11709801thanks, though I still wish I could draw a goodish looking circle.
>>117098852011 february
Is this the pony thread?
>>11709889I dunno man, I just didn't feel satisfied with what I had going on.
>>11709936No I'm afraid you're looking for this one>>2
>>11709936what a qt, did you draw that dooks?
>>11709872unfnow M/F with squiggletail
>>11709885hello
>>11709913>get teased endlessly and never get any releaseErotic denial usually involves climaxing at the end, it's just drawn out much longer. You've gotta be a masochist if you enjoy getting edged for 2 hours and not cumming at all, you'd have a brutal case of blue balls
>>11709885whatever week Over A Barrel aired, thats when i started scootanoning
>>11709947>saving your own images and posting them with a 4chan filename so no one knows it's you
>>11709910the ass was flat.
>>11709931>that>RossThat doesn't look anything like Ross. Just about everything that can be different is different.
>>11709933>>11709928>>11709911>>11709896Finish the sentence:>pensive____
>>11709880There is something fun about slowly discovering a new ERP partner's tastes through gradual pushing and pulling of a collaborative story, but I don't always have the time, and while a list of Dos and Don'ts is convenient, it's not really conducive to stimulation.Finding someone who's willing to do almost anything is rare and valuable. EA's the jack of all fetishes and I love the filthy bastard for it.
>>11709932Have you tried making an 8 pointed star and using that as a "guide"?
>>11709967rape
>>11709949Yeah!>>11709967rip pensivepony ;_;7
>>11709959Have you considered purchasing a scooter so that you can feel more connected to Scoots
>>11709967pony, guy who uploaded episodes to youtube? What about him?
>>11709913>edgingI was doing this for years before I even knew it had a name, I thought everybody did it like that.
>>11709967pensiveponyAlthough that doesn't really mean anything since two other people have already answered.
>>11709980>Yeah!nice, i haven't seen anything else from you recently, but thats a huge improvement over the last thing i saw.
>>11709986no, the only time i go outside is for work, i wouldn't be able to ride on inside without destroying furniture and shit
>pony
>>11709961Haha who does that?
>>11710000Definitely. Dooks should also make a color guide and post his brushes
>>11710009>human
>>11710004so you are fat and disgusting?
>>11709967>pensivepony>Masterlinkx;_;7>>11709936Those are some cute ponies you got there, friend>>11709961You got me, anon.
It turns out your pone is fun intolerant, what do?
>>11710004Have you got that car running yet?
>>11710004Why don't you try your hand at building a scooter?
>>11709885I came during S1-S2 hiatus.
Pony just humaned EVERYWHERE.What do?
>>11710023I force pony to have fun anyway.
>>11709954what about 6 hours while following a greentext as it's being written?I don't like to cum until it's finished, or else I feel like I won't be able to fully enjoy the rest of it.
>>11710023get her to funerals and snuggle.
>>11709961>not using unix timestamps for all your images
>>11709885November 2010.Hello.
>>11710023Send pone to customer service and have her fixed
>>11710015more pony butts please.with tail-docks, if at all possible.that Celestia pic was super-unf.
>>11710015Get a reduction, and maybe.I'm kidding, of course; A true breast lover looks at all breasts, whether bulbous or flat.
>>11710040I return the pony. She's obviously defective.
>>11710023Begin fun injections
http://i.imgur.com/3iHCLF0.png
>>11710062You voided your warranty when you unf'd her.
>>11709977something like this?
What happened to Mentos?
>>11710080coke pony ate them all
>>11709885October '10 here
>>11710021What about mentos and his google doc of pony purveyingbefore he decided not to do S2 anyway, boo
>>11710019no, where the fuck did that come from?>>11710024>all that traffic>all dose blocked roads and waiting for toolboothsno thanks>>11710026why would i do that for
>>11710000Thanks man, I don't really like to post what I draw because I have this weird phases where I can't draw at all and just get frustrated.>>11710017Any brush in specific?
>>11710078Yes.Now just delete the "star layer"
>>11710078unf
>>11710073Posted here like 10 hours agoStill unf tho
>>11710063Every time I see a tail dock I want to vigorously rub my tongue all over it.
>>11710021>>11709999>>11709988>>11709980Ehhh, I was just wondering if you guys were legit or not.That's it though, 4 people only? That's kinda depressing.I was wondering though, would you be interested in a secret, but fun group that's basically /co/lt oldfags only?
>>11710092>no, where the fuck did that come from?you never go outside
>>11710095I can't tell which ones are which, Dooks. Just post them all, ya lug
>>11710104>seekret clubGet out.
>>11710103me too. except slowly and sensually instead of vigorously.
>>11710104>being elitist in MLPG
>>11710104>secret, but fun group that's basically /co/lt oldfags only?sounds fucking gay
>>11710104That sounds retarded as hell.
MenloMarsielles Does this name ring a bell for any of you?
>>11710104It's 4 people only because only 4 people bothered to reply to a namefag asking about who's from /co/ as if it mattered, because it'd be inevitably followed up by something as retarded as this.
>>11710096still a little stretched by about 100 px but rounder I suppose, thanks for the suggestion~
>>11710111so?
>Sweetie confirmed for getting her cutie mark in Season 4So does this mean the other two will aswell? Will it be the same episode or will they all have their own episode for their cutie marks? Or will it just be Sweetie and Scoots and AB will have to wait til Season 5?
>>11710135actually more like 80
>>11710137it implies a lack of physical activity
>>11710080>MentosFuck, that's a really old name.Remember Tiger Anon?
Evens: take a shitOdds: keep it in for another dayDubs: drink a laxative and go to McDonalds
>>11710135Still better then it was.
>>11710148who are you quoting?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFXAcGB4QH4
>>11710148>>Sweetie confirmed for getting her cutie mark in Season 4[citation needed]
>>11710155Good luck.
>>11710043Most I've done was 3 hours, but I was flying on dexamp, normally I only do 1-1.5 hours, I can't stand anything beyond that, the urge to cum is impossible to resist
>>11710148[citation needed]
>>11710155Have fun.
>>11710080>>11710152The Zam is still here, patient zero.
>>11710155>go to McDonaldsI'm so sorry
combo breaker
>>11710104/)
>>11710148ciatation fucking needed
>>11710155Evens: Pone onOdds: Get LunchDubs: Post the plot summary to the sotry I'm thinking of writing
>>11710155Make a big mess. Don't even try to aim.
http://i.imgur.com/26ogX81.jpg
>>11710131>>11710126>>11710123>>11710122>>11710118And of course none of you got the reference. Typical.And what's wrong with elitism? We had an amazing thing going back on /co/ before the /b/tards and >reddit users ruined everything.I can't be the only person who thinks that it would've been better had the show not become as widely accepted as it is right now.
>>11710152and heart anon and star anonand wow we really had a bunch of non anon anons over the years
evens: roll againodds: roll againdoubles: become pony
>>11710207Secret butt fun is a shitty reference.
Would you teach Fluttershy how to dance for the big pony ball?
>>11710207>im pretending to be retardedi get that you were referencing the pound puppies thing, but still fuck off.
*toot*
>>11710074Gotta read the labels.
>>11710161What was the first /co/lt/brony PMV?
>>11710207>secret butt funYeah we got it, hahaha, real awesome joke.>And what's wrong with elitism?1/10, made me reply. Get the fuck out.
>>11710226No Fluttershy, you are the pony balls
>>11710207Stop, just stop.Fandoms are kept alive by fresh blood. Every fandom has its "undesirables", don't get your panties in a bunch over them.
>>11710240but then how does she...you know
>>11710250there you have itmlpg likes the fandom
>>11710207I was expecting you to just get a skype name from the people here and find a bunch of people from old /co/ that way when I told you you'd find some here.
>>11710247Dash wouldn't slam her best pony friend
>>11710207Just stop talking about it, you're digging a deep hole for yourself. If you haven't been here for a long while, lurk at least for a week, preferably more.
>>11710266>implying MLPG is one person
where would you take your favorite pony on a date
>>11710266>MLPG is one person
>>11710270Sentenal why do you do shit like this?
>>11710282a horse ranch
>>11710281>>11710285With a hivemind like that I'm inclined to think otherwise.
>>11710200AW SHIT NIGGER
>>11710266>one anon speaks for all of MLPG
Damnit, am I late for the catbirdening?The thread only started two hours ago!
>>11710240What happens when you remove it?Does it void the warranty?
>>11710080>What happened to Mentos?Fresh and full of life
>>11710282Wherever she wants to go.Probably something simple for the first date, like out to dinner or something.
>>11710151protip: shut ins get fat because they feed on junk food like Doritos and Mt Dew, even for dinner, not because they dont do physical activity.even if they lifted they would still be obese.
>>11710291Would have found his way over here eventually anyway.
Is there a more circle jerky fandom than MLP?
>>11710303Gilda is a shit
>>11710303LOOK OUT PINKIE THERE ARE GRENADES ON THAT SNACK TABLE
>>11710318YOURE A SHIT
>>11710320AND MANE CURLERS
>>11710316furries
>>11710316The dried meats club has a real cutting corners kind of attitude
>>11710316LPS
>>11710291What makes you think that is me?
>>11710316furries, CoD? Halo?
>>11708484Are you drawing yet?
>>11710307>m-muh dramaNo, fuck that shit, I was always here for the pony.
>>11710275You're right, but she would slam Fluttershy
>>11710266Yes, this is fucking terrifying.I honestly expected more from the few originals here. It seems the cancer has sunk in deep indeed.Nobody remembers back when EQD was good, and how it was THE go-to source for any and all news. Back when polls had like... 50 replies, tops? Or the fics posted as pictures? Or when ponies discovered /co/?Does nobody even WANT to attempt to bring that feeling back?!
>>11710316>>11710325And no, the MLP fandom counts as a separate entity, and it isn't quite as circlejerky as furries.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DZjBJ1dYSC0Would MLPG?
>>11710308would you take pinkie to a fancy cupcake bakery for dinner
>>11710340>CoD fandom*shudder*
>>11710015That face reminds me of that dude who did Lilo and Stitch character designs.
>>11710266I didn't say you had to like them. I just told you to stop bitching about it so much.
>>11710360you best start believing in neoMLPGyou're in one
>>11710204gonna need a source for this
>>11710338Just go away.
>>11710365Did you know there's COD fanfiction?
>>11710313If he's your friend I seriously suggest stopping talking to him because he's retarded.
>tfw tex will never do a diffrent expression for his anonSeriously I want to see what he look like smiling crying or anything really.
>>11710303
>>11710360>using "cancer" unironicallyYou've shown your true colors. I hear /b/read is on MLPchan now.
>>11710360I enjoy ponies now just as much as I did in spring 2011Leave.
I'm an oldfag.I read a bunch of 2011 threads in the archive.pls respond
>>11710395
>>11710388But.. how? There's no story or writing in the game itself to begin with.
>>11710363>their faces when bronies
>>11710388
>Celestia didn't sing in the movieDAMN that would have made it for me
>>11710360i love pony as much if not more as i did back then get bent faggot.
>>11710389He's not. I just thought he'd conduct himself better then he is right now.My fault for being a bad judge of character and guiding him here. Sorry.
>>11710369Chris Sandershttp://alohalilo.deviantart.com/
>>11710411i'm a total sunbuttfag and i hated principal celestia
>>11710363Apple Bloom VA is fucking disgusting
>>11710417
>Quick, look over there!
>>11710363>no Maddy PetersONE MORE YEARONE MORE YEAR
>>11710282glue factory
>>11710436It's a sculpture of Ponka
>>11710411Those unicorns look really neat
>>11710410>only female member of navy SEALS and Delta Forceifs like they have absolutly no idea how SOCOM units work.
>>11710410>LMJWhat is it with people with those initials, man?
boop
>>11710441nor creepy at all
>>11710360Are you serious right now?
>tfw only here out of habit, not because i enjoy it
>>11710397>implying it wasn't used unironically back then either>>11710400And the state of the fandom, including the fact that we're in a CONTAINMENT board, with /b/tards running amok doesn't bother you?>>11710415underage b& detected
>>11710360well why not start a secret group if your so great?
why don't you have a pony girlfriend
>>11710468>underage b& detectedare you for real?
Evens: Post ponyOdds: Post non-pony shitpostsDubs: Post nudes
>>11710465Sounds like you have a pone problem
>>11710480pon isn't real.Believe me, I tried tulping the tulpa.
>>11710489ALMOST DUBS
>>11710410>I only knew him by his callsign: Lima Mike Juliet>LMJTHE PLOT THICKENS
>>11710480Because I have a pony wife.Her name is Twilight Sparkle.
>>11710449>>11710410>>11710407http://www.fanfiction.net/search.php?keywords=Call+of+Duty&ready=1&type=story
>>11710468>reply wallsI see exactly where this is going.
>>11710468#wow #rude
>you will never go to a con where Claire Corlett is attending>you will never bump into her in a hallway> you will never have a moment of passion in which you embrace her and make sweet sweet love to her young pussy
>>11710304Run.
>>11710489goddammit BCS
>>11710522those are just hot dogsarmor hot dogs
Who is cuter, this pony or Marker?
>>11710504jin15 pls go
>>11710514IsIs that the one that the guy came on?I missed the image with the cum
>>11710436I DON'T CARE ABOUT LOOKING THAT THE WONDERBOLTS
>>11710468It doesn't appear to bother you. Archive says you've been posting with that name since april and participating in CYOA threads, RP threads, posting your waifu who is getting fucked by a hasbro ploy to sell toys, making an OC, and writing green text fanfiction.You are definitely, definitely not from /co/
>>11710522OH GOD JCA BOMB
>>11710529marker.
Huh, wasn't expecting that.
>>11710529marker is superior because she's not a worthless filthy mudhorse
>>11710514stop making me think about claire's pussy and how much hair she has down there and how plump her labia are
>>11710529That pony.
>>11710529Marker
>>11710538
>>11710522What a [shame].
>>11710560>>11710554>>11710549>>11710546All these blind niggas.
>>11710549You take that back immediately anon
>>11710480Because I have a ponimouto.
>>11710543http://arch.413chan.net/co24002498.html#24006164
>>11710522
>>11710547...that's edited,right.
>>11710570that's disgustingshe's getting pony slobber all over your food
>>11710570Pedophile.
>Reggie Watts will never do voice acting for mlpLife is suffrage
so i've been reading guides on how not to be a beta faggotdoes this shit work>You know the smirk I'm talking about. The one that makes you think, "That guy intrigues me. I wonder what he's thinking about." It's between "too goofy" and "too serious." It screams "doesn't take himself too seriously." It looks relaxed. It has a touch of smugness to it, but not too much. It's that look on your face when you're rocking that new sexy haircut and outfit before you go out, when you catch yourself in the mirror and think, "Oh fuck yeah, I'm looking good." Get to know that smirk well, it is now the face you will showcase to the world when you're out talking to women.
>>11710575Doesn't mean you're not a hypocrite when you call other people cancerous.
>>11710583http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4NubXXg5Rk
>>11710585>reading guides on how not to be betaToo late faggot, Im telling all the grills
>>11710585yes anon, just make the dreamworks face all day long and you'll get a gf
>>11710549>>11710554>>11710546>>11710560
>you will never let Claire Corlett sit on your lap and make Let's Play vids of casual-as-fuck games >you will never smell her hair as she tries to figure out the simplest games and pouts>you will never feel her body vibrate to her singing over the gameshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pEfVjfrKoSo
>>11710582I'm not fucking her, so it's not pedo.
RANK THE MAIN SIXHOWEVERONLY TELL US THEIR RACE, DO NOT TELL US THEIR NAMES OR COLORS
>>11710585no, you'll end up looking like a retard.
>>11710581But she made it for you
>>11710585Have confidence and like who you are, but don't believe you are better than others.
>>11710608MARKER STRONK.
>>11710620Pegasus > Unicorn > Earthie > Pegasus > Earthie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Unicorn
>>11710613Get out
>>11710620UnicornEarthPegasusUnicornEarthPegasus
>>11710630But what if I am better than others?
>>11710613
>>11710613>all those memes she spouts in these vids>"I'll le rage quit"
>>11710578nohttp://askbraeburned.tumblr.com/post/54034036378/what-if-you-were-teleported-to-equestria-as-a-stallion
>>11710635What's the matter, anon? Don't find children sexually attractive? What kind of freak are you?
>>11710113What's the story behind this dog anyway?
>>11710603yo grill has a bunch of guys' sausages all over it
>>11710642Then you don't respect them.
>>11710620pegasusunicornunicornmudponypegasusmudpony
>>11710634Let me guess Rainbow Dash Rarity Pinkie Pie Fluttershy Applejack Twilight
>>11709849I'll shuttle your cock
>>11710575>posting archive linkspls no
>>11710653ur mom
>>11710620>pegasus>earth>unicorn>pegasus>unicorn>earth
>>11710620unicorn pegasus earth pony earth pony pegasusunicorn
Does MLPG like diamond Dags?I sketched some Diamond Dags
>>11710661Almost
>>11710624well if she made it for me...
>>11710663Is she making fun of bow ties?
>>11710663I'm sorry?
>>11710601That one and the "Shame on a Nigga" PMV ones are my favourites of all time
>>11710678I only like diamong dogs if they're female and fat I'm not a furry.
>>11710678>you will never be proper fucked
>>11710678Why does Rover have a vagina?
>>11710655>not brats or steaks
>>11710678good.now make it female and give her a huge butt,mlpg will love you.
>>11710620UnicornUnicornPlebeianPlebeianPlebeianPlebeian
>>11710678Can you draw a zebra?Please?
>>11710689
which pony enjoys cunnilingus the most?
>>11710689>>11710697THIS IS WHAT MLPG WANTS
>>11710708sweetie belle
>>11710680I'll switch AJ with Pinkie Pie
>>11710705not>rarifags' favourite river
>>11710708RarityWhile she sits on your face and makes dresses
>>11710718You're bad at this
>>11710585here's a great pickup lineno clue what you're supposed to say or do nextGuy: "Hey do you like horses?"Girl: "HUH? ummm yea i guess."Guy: "Hmm, I thought so. OK check this out, when I was in the 6th grade, there was this girl who loved horses. She used to run around the playground for an hour straight at lunchtime. She'd be galloping and making horse noises. We used to call her the weird horse girl."Girl: "Yeah, so?"Guy: "well...you look JUST LIKE HER!"
>>11710674your point being what?how about not talking about you and start talking about pony, how about that?
>>11710613>"Please don't call me Sweetie Belle in the comments...ha ha...."CRINGED
>>11710708giving or receiving?
>>11710685Of Octavia specifically
>>11710725>making dresses>not stroking your hair and rolling her hipsyou're not very good at this whole intimacy thing
>>11710678Careful with things like the tail. You're doing a pretty good job of giving the rest of the body some dimension but the tail looks flat, like it's just an outline.The biggest challenge in drawing I think is learning to build with shapes and training yourself out of the habit of thinking in outlines.
>>11710708Rainbow Dash
You will never have this much swaghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g1vEXz5BvA
>>11710620Earth = Earth > Unicorn > Pegasi > Unicorn > Pegasi
>>11710733receiving.
>>11710708scoots wings would probably buzz really fast when shes close
>>11710726I took a gamble ok?Rarity with Twilight
>>11710736What even is this?
>>11710644
>>11710754oh godthat mental imagepls kill melife is worth nothing
>>11710756You're _really_ bad at this
has there been any show related news recently?i dont care about eqg
>>11710776you have really shit taste
which griffon is the most for sexual
>>11710743>>11710708L-lewd
What do you think are Celestia's and Luna's greatest fears?
>>11710786Yea season 5 and 6 are in production.
>>11710754>Sweetie Belle starts uncontrollably magicing>and squeaking
>>11710793each other.
>>11710776Ugh I should have gone with the Pegasi first. I psyched myself out of it.
>>11710788
>>11710793seeing Equestria destroyed while they're powerless to stop it
>>11710793questria's few stallions dying off
>>11710348Was working in my garage. Drawing now. There's an idea, the Zebra twins as mechanics.
>>11710691remaing sketch lines from how i draw the legs>>11710704b-but, i need to go for a jog before work tonight....ill put it on my to-do list>>11710740I'll remember that, I fact, i know to do just that
>>11710786Not sure if the books are canon or not, but if they are then we got names for Pinkie's family in her book coming out next week.
>>11710786>has there been any show related news recently?well there was>i dont care about eqguhhhhhthere was a book that said pinkie pie's family members real names
which pony is a squirter
>>11710810Well there aren't a whole lot of Flutterfags left in MLPG, so I don't blame you
>>11710806...and applebloom?